🚢 🚢 🚢
Steve Hayes and Jonah Goldberg -- "Two of the Biggest Names in Conservative Journalism!" --
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Launch Their Newsletter, With Surprise Guest
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I give it thirteen months. The liberal donors will stop subsdizing it shortly after the 2020 election.


Two of the biggest names in conservative journalism -- Steve Hayes, formerly of the now-defunct Weekly Standard, and Jonah Goldberg, a longtime National Review star -- will launch The Dispatch, a digital media company, on Tuesday.

Why it matters: The Dispatch, citing "worrisome" trends in journalism on the right, is plunging into a tough space --conservative, but not a booster of President Trump. "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.

So... there will be some boosting of the Democrat Party?

The website will go live today, the first in a string of newsletters begins tomorrow, and Goldberg has begun the first podcast, The Remnant.

...

The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Gee I wonder if I can name every single one of them off the top of my head.

Now, this sentence means what I think it does, right?


Hayes and Goldberg -- along with their senior editor, former National Review senior editor David French -- are longtime critics of Trump.

That's not as clear as I'd like, but it does seem to me that they managed to somehow lure David French away from the National Review, which he was destroying with his pro-Democrat bias and where he was getting absolutely hammered in the comments day-in, day-out.

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Yup, French has surrendered:



A friend calls it "The Great Cvcksolidation."

Wow, David French went from having a prominent perch at the longest-lived conservative opinion journal to being an editor at a... newsletter, and an expansion-team newsletter at that.

That's some promotion.





So, their new hire -- former Slate editor Rachel Larimore, who then worked at The Bulwark -- embraces their image as a promoter of Drag Queen Story Hour by posting a meme of a drag queen vogue-ing.

So much conservatism.



omg



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:02 PM




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1 EBOLA WARNING

October 8, 2019

EBOLA PATIENT ARRIVES FROM CONGO AFRICA

AFRICAN REFUGEE IS QUARANTINED WITH EBOLA

http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 08, 2019 12:02 PM (az/3o)

2 Speaking of left-wing "men" sounding like fags...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

3

Leftist Fake News site Axios approves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:03 PM (8s9SO)

4 *flush*

Dispatched!

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2019 12:03 PM (cD09y)

5 >>"The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.

And there you have it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)

6 I see the Jonah and Co. are rearranging the deck chairs on the NeverTrump Titanic again.

I'm sure this will go swimmingly.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (qC1Sy)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)

8 Yawn.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (Yznn0)

9

Hey, the Ebola Spammer is back!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (8s9SO)

10 This is going to be GREAT! Will they allow comments?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (gkMoQ)

11 It's Here?


IT'S FINALLY HERE!?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (4VGhz)

12
Pfft.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (zBaqJ)

13 >>I see the Jonah and Co. are rearranging the deck chairs on the NeverTrump Titanic again.

>>I'm sure this will go swimmingly.

ISWYDT

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

14 I'm looking to take a cruise. Does anyone know where I can find one of those? I'm particularly interested in visiting the land of make believe, and possibly the Island of Misfit Toys.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

15
Hayes and Goldberg -- along with their senior editor, former National Review senior editor David French -- are longtime critics of Trump.

That's not as clear as I'd like, but it does seem to me that they managed to somehow lure David French away from the National Review, which he was destroying with his pro-Democrat bias and where he was getting absolutely hammered in the comments day-in, day-out.

==========

As long as David French could stop writing at NR, that'd be nice.

I like NR more than most, but French's presence is the single largest drag on the entire masthead. He's a joke, and I have a feeling that Lowry was looking for ways to get out of some kind of contract with French.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (q80AH)

16 Someone should ask Jonah why the worrisome trends are always on the right and never the left?

Jonah seems just a bit biased.

Nah, I must be imagining things.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (qC1Sy)

17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

18 The Soypatch

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

19 13 months? Sounds about right..they will die agonizingly on November 2020 when Trump wins and they realize no one cares about their vapid musings.

Posted by: IC at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

20 Jonah's dog will have a column in the newsletter.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (cD09y)

21 All aboard the Cuck Boat

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (KNsKs)

22 Hey.. who plays the snappy bartender? Jonah?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (438dO)

23 >>The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.


They each leased out their wives for $500 a throw?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (4VGhz)

24 This ship be sinkin'.

Posted by: Henry Bibby at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (XXaRO)

25

List of the donors, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (8s9SO)

26 I will take the under on how long it lasts. Their wives will blow that 6 million on lavish gifts on their bulls.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (Yznn0)

27 Where's that gif of the three dogs humping each other? Can we post that again?

Posted by: Fluffy Unicorn at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (NN5ar)

28 I'm not sure I understand how this works.

How exactly do these two dough boys make money from this? At best they're making a few hundred thousand a year.

Posted by: Cocaine Fueled War Turtle at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (gAMkn)

29 17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

canapes, caviar and champagne ain't cheap.

Posted by: IC at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

30 Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?

Have you seen my expense account?

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

31 oh cmon why couldnt they have named it Ahoy!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (RKQ/v)

32 The Cuckkkkk boat,soon she'll be banging another guy.....

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (KNsKs)

33 At some point during the negotiations that begot funding for this venture was the "oh, and you will insert this and wear it during the entirety of your employment" commandment.

Zod will not be able to see Goldberg's face on t.v. without recalling that Jonah is bearing an agonizer-probe.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (hgpSN)

34 Oh this is rich--they sure will teach us for not listening to them

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (k81AA)

35 http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 08, 2019 12:02 PM (az/3o)


We'll need the Black Plague Plague of Color for real diversity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (BiNEL)

36 >>Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?


You need lighting, cameras, editing equipment and LOT of Lube.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (4VGhz)

37 OK, its a Wolf Pack.

a Pride of Lions.

What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

38 >>30 Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?

It's a gold-plated probe.

Posted by: Zod at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (hgpSN)

39 17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)


Royal Caribbean wasn't offering a package deal this fall.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (cD09y)

40 This venture is unsinkable!

Posted by: The Titanic at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

41 Dispatches From The Quarterdeck

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (RKQ/v)

42 Can you imagine if PDT ever agreed to be interviewed by these clowns? LOL

Posted by: jmel at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (OeWgo)

43 the Remnant. She'ar in Hebrew. the term oft used by excommunicated Jews when the rest of the community decides they're too annoying. learnt about this from the Dead Sea Scrolls, I did.

Jonah is playing the martyr. Again.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (9n1qu)

44 "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.
---
No duh. Says this non-Republican independent conservative.

But what's that got to do with anything?

I bet if you look hard enough, you can find articles where Jonah rejects the outsider or "non-Republican" Trump because a lot of us didn't find him immediately credible as a "Republican".

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (DuZls)

45 EBOLA WARNING

October 8, 2019

EBOLA PATIENT ARRIVES FROM CONGO AFRICA

AFRICAN REFUGEE IS QUARANTINED WITH EBOLA

the migrant was vomiting blood on people at hospital

http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (az/3o)

46 How exactly do these two dough boys make money from this?

What part of six million dollars do you not understand?

The newsletter's expenses are basically just staff, after all - i.e. us.

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (I2/tG)

47 A good chunk of the $6 million is to bribe the social media gatekeepers so this POS doesn't get deplatformed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (Pt67T)

48 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

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A clutch of Cuckolds?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (qC1Sy)

49 Ace, they also poached the Bulwark's managing editor, Rachael Larimore. She was previously managing editor of TWS and senior editor at Slate.

Failing upward!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

50 The DickSlap?

That's the name they come up with?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (k81AA)

51 The Cuck Report newsletter.
Motto: no dick too long and hard for us to suck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (LLzS4)

52 I might have to subscribe to the NR again just out is spite.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (NqZ29)

53 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

Posted by: Don Q


A kink.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

54 "When you come, pull out of my wife and try to aim for Dispatch, here."

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (4VGhz)

55 The Dickpatch.

The Rammednent.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (oZ6kz)

56 The Cuck Patch...back behind the Cuck Shed.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (DuZls)

57 >>>A friend calls it "The Great Cvcksolidation."

A well-deserved scalping.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (5vBlo)

58 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

===

A Clutch of Cucks

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (RKQ/v)

59 Did you see that they characterize themselves as - wait for it - pirates?!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

60 DAVID FRENCH? SQUEEEEEEE!*






*Said absolutely nobody at any time in history.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

61 OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!

UN May Run Out Of Money By End Of The Month: Guterres

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

62 Suggested name change? "The Dipshits". Or is that too on the nose?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (al2Cf)

63 How exactly do these two dough boys make money from this? At best they're making a few hundred thousand a year.
Posted by: Cocaine Fueled War Turtle at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (gAMkn)

Paid appearances on CNN and MSNBC of course.

As Mainstream Conservative Anal ists.

Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

64 So...they announced the winners of "The first on the pyre".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (9Om/r)

65 Given Plagiarist Goldberg's intellectual prowess, he probably stole "The Remnant" from the later Star Wars novels where the former Imperial Empire was called the Imperial Remnant.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (Pt67T)

66 I notice, as I'm sure you did, that they're not going on a subscription model, they're not going on an advertising based model. Their business plan is based solely on a big donor model; meaning they will only really be responsible to the 3 or 4 people who coughed up the $6 million they raised. Or was it just one person who did? Omidyar, perhaps?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

67 Ah... this explains Jonahs recent hard left turn... funding for his newsletter. It wasn't CNN money, it was bulwark money.

Posted by: Inogame at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (PGsr7)

68 60 DAVID FRENCH? SQUEEEEEEE!*






*Said absolutely nobody at any time in history.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

==========

"You're telling me."
-Mrs. French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (q80AH)

69 No one seems to believe this was entirely David French's choice.

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Rats, sinking cruise ship, you do the math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

70 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.


I wonder if the investors expect a financial return or have other motives.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (wzVKm)

71 Some of the twatter replies are funny.

Some, from I'm Still Jenny Rubin from the Block are....sad.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (FiUMj)

72 The dickpack

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (AQBtr)

73 65 Given Plagiarist Goldberg's intellectual prowess, he probably stole "The Remnant" from the later Star Wars novels where the former Imperial Empire was called the Imperial Remnant.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (Pt67T)
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Or, Jonah's such a dweeb, it's an homage.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (qC1Sy)

74 Does David French joining mean they get intellectual powerhouse teeny bopper Xan Desanctimonius?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)

75 Our First Edition is going to delve deep into the world of Conservative Breakfast Cereals!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (4VGhz)

76 What you have is less of a cucksolidation as a desperate maneuver by the absurdly rich to throw money at assholes, in the hope of building an illusion. But this is just a ton of junk food, politically: the free trade corporate worship agenda is dead, and if anything the continuing betrayal promotes the best and worst aspects of nationalism.

Posted by: trev006 at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (dHvRD)

77

Ebola Spammer is best spammer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (8s9SO)

78 65 Given Plagiarist Goldberg's intellectual prowess, he probably stole "The Remnant" from the later Star Wars novels where the former Imperial Empire was called the Imperial Remnant.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (Pt67T)

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Hey, at least it's not Harry Potter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)

79 Our first article!

The Conservative Case For Imprisoning Donald Trump, Along With All His Supporters

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

80 if "remnant" wasn't a synonym for "dingleberry", it is now.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (9n1qu)

81 15 I like NR more than most, but French's presence is the single largest drag on the entire masthead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (q80AH)

There's some competition, there.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (5vBlo)

82 Cuckoldry
Exciting and nude
Come aboard, the wife's expecting you!
The cuuuuuuck boat!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

83 Hayes told Axios the hallmark will be "reporting from the center right": "We're unapologetically conservative, but . . . these have to be fact-based arguments."

The Dispatch, based in Washington, begins with 8 full-time staffers --- "a pirate skiff with limited provisions amidst choppy waters."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

84 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

Advisors?

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (QPvMy)

85 The Disgrace.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

86 I have news. Very shortly I will be leaving NR and joining my friends @JonahDispatch and @stephenfhayes at The Dispatch. I'm thrilled to be a part of this new venture, but I'm also incredibly grateful to National Review. It's an indispensable institution.

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Good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)

87 So far 3 white guys. Where is the diversity?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (Yznn0)

Posted by: IP at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (QPvMy)

89 I wonder if the investors expect a financial return or have other motives.

Is it time to lick your boots again, Pierre?

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

90 Cuck a doodle doo.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (VpIIl)

91 This is a great idea... for 1999. A newsletter? Really??

And getting David French on board as an executive editor was the reason for their delay? That's their big reveal? HIM?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

92 Remnant?

As in leftovers?

As in the stuff that finds its way to the back of the fridge and becomes a science experiment because people forget about it?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (750Ka)

93 >>>What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?


a humiliation of cucks.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (PbpT7)

94 26 I will take the under on how long it lasts. Their wives will blow
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (Yznn0)

ahem

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (5vBlo)

95 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
---
A dispatch.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (DuZls)

96 I'm amazed that the rats keep managing to jump from one sinking ship to another.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (J+mig)

97 >>The Dispatch, based in Washington, begins with 8 full-time staffers -


The better to please my wife, with.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (4VGhz)

98 "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party,"

Conserving Progressivism is a multi-party effort.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (cfSLd)

99 27 Where's that gif of the three dogs humping each other? Can we post that again?
Posted by: Fluffy Unicorn at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (NN5ar)

Yes, yes, yes!

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (5vBlo)

100 81 15 I like NR more than most, but French's presence is the single largest drag on the entire masthead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:05 PM (q80AH)

There's some competition, there.
Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (5vBlo)

==========

It's honestly not that much. The Covington guy doesn't write for them that much. Everyone else is between "maybe Trump" and Victor David Hanson.

In terms of largest drags, it was French by a country mile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (q80AH)

101 You need lighting, cameras, editing equipment and LOT of Lube.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM


And you *know* this is their source: https://tinyurl.com/yynxbhtk

Posted by: Bert G at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (OMsf+)

102 Certainly we deserve more that three boats?

Posted by: David French at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (vtcmf)

103 The Conservative Case For Nuking The Flyover States

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (I2/tG)

104 Did you see that they characterize themselves as - wait for it - pirates?!

I never did find out how to swash a buckle earlier.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (HaL55)

105 So its basically a dog turd cake, with cat shit icing.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet 's Helicopter Rides at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (Lgk6G)

106 A cluster of cucks.

Posted by: Acme Clusters at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (5NMZN)

107 EBOLA WARNING

October 8, 2019

EBOLA PATIENT ARRIVES FROM CONGO AFRICA

AFRICAN REFUGEE IS QUARANTINED WITH EBOLA

hospital shut down as patients scream in terror

vomiting blood african migrant

http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/

Posted by: jacob joseph at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (az/3o)

108 37 OK, its a Wolf Pack.

a Pride of Lions.

What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

A shame of cucks

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

109 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

-
A Quisling of Cucks?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)

110 I give it thirteen months Posted by: Ace

*****

Merriam-Webster

Dispatch (transitive verb)

1: to send off or away with promptness or speed

2 : to kill with quick efficiency

3 : to dispose of something rapidly or efficiently



I'm actually okay with any of these three definitions.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (mvenn)

111 Which one gets to be Lucky Pierre first?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (5v5Zx)

112 A swallow of Cucks is the correct term.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (gkMoQ)

113 They've been Dispatched.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (LISuA)

114 EBOLA takes first!

Posted by: bane at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (ransv)

115
Presidential Candidate, Super-Christian and War Hero David French to you, bud!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (7rVsF)

116
Apparently they are dispatching with any pretension of the definition of conservatism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (r+sAi)

117 A flop sweat of cucks.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (oZ6kz)

118 37 OK, its a Wolf Pack.

a Pride of Lions.

What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

The Bulwark.

A shame of cucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

119 The Ebola troll is more annoying than the poll troll

Posted by: The Titanic at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

120 Maybe Goldberg will stop his equivocating now and finally just solely support the Dems. It would be an improvement in his writing style.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (NqZ29)

121 13 moths before The Dispatch is dispatched.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (hLRSq)

122 Does NR have a "no rehire" policy? Or are they going to let these miscreants venture out on their own but allow them to come back "home" reeking of the stench of failure?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (N39Ws)

123 The Dispatch first article

The conservative case for why hot dogs are a sandwich.

Second article:

Which poolboy slept with my wife last night?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (Yznn0)

124 @37:

A boatload.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (qiwQg)

125 Can we call it the Spatchcock? Made spatchcock chicken last week and it's a funny word. Basically you kill a chicken, cut out its backbone, flatten it, and grill it. No backbone chickens sounds about right.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (upfer)

126 Here's what I think the response to this newsletter by actual conservatives should be:

Complete ignoring. Its a non entity, with no power, influence, or significance. They're meaningless, its no more important than if I and two of my buddies Dave and Tom made a newsletter at home and mimeographed it to hand out door to door.

Pay them no heed. They will be relying on outraged responses to clickbait nonsense for any publicity or response at all. If you, ace, and the rest of the commentariat just blow them off, it will wither away and come to nothing. Their only hope for any continued future is being noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

127 17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)
*************
cocaine?

Posted by: torabora at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (Y274z)

128 The Cuckening

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet 's Helicopter Rides at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (Lgk6G)

129 a humiliation of cucks.

A kink of cucks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (HaL55)

130 Dispatch: what their wives do right before their wives' boyfriends come over.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (DuZls)

131 Goldberg's favorite sentence:

To be fair, Republicans have also done this in the past.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (NqZ29)

132 "The Remnant" is very powerful imagery well known to both Jewish believers and Evangelical Christians. It is used several times in Biblical prophecy, most notably in Isaiah Chapter 10:

The Remnant of Israel

20 In that day the remnant of Israel,
the survivors of Jacob,
will no longer rely on him
who struck them down
but will truly rely on the Lord,
the Holy One of Israel.
21 A remnant will return, a remnant of Jacob
will return to the Mighty God.
22 Though your people be like the sand by the sea, Israel,
only a remnant will return.
Destruction has been decreed,
overwhelming and righteous.
23 The Lord, the Lord Almighty, will carry out
the destruction decreed upon the whole land.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

133 The Conserbative Case For Being Bought With Chinese Money

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

134

Dogpatch Dispatch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

135 Did someone renew cuckshed (dot) com to point there yet?

Posted by: Inogame at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (PGsr7)

136 With them all under the same umbrella are they still going to act like they are special guests when they appear on the podcast?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (m9+OU)

137 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)


A podcast.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (wCmLp)

138 102 Certainly we deserve more that three boats?

Ahoy there, scurvies!

Posted by: The Good Ship Venus at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (8erNz)

139 "Goldberg has begun the first podcast, The Remnant."
---
Albert Jay Nock is rolling in his grave.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (sWM8x)

140 A Shed of Cucks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

141 Somebody makeready that bull to take a Dispatch to my wife!

Posted by: Jonah Cuckberg at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (2Mnv1)

142 I give it thirteen months. The liberal donors will stop subsdizing it shortly after the 2020 election.

-----

This is one of my key reasons for wanting Trump to get reelected. Don't get me wrong: I love the guy, I love what he's doing, and I want him to continue being President on his merits.

But his reelection would be the Cuckopalypse. Their entire reason for existence was to keep the Deplorables on the Uniparty plantation, and they failed. Now their purpose is to herd us back inside in the gates. Once they fail at that, they will have no use, and will be dispensed with.

As of next November they'll be congregating beneath Beltway overpasses, sipping Cisco from brandy-glasses, lecturing each other about the Importance of Civility in Our Divided America, and devising their next Exciting New Venture Grift.

The one that will let them finally afford pants.

*NOTE* The Dispatch, according to my email from Hayes this morning, expects to fund itself through paid subscription starting in 1Q2020. This is impossible. It will never happen. French, Goldberg, and Hayes will be closing up shop in December of next year. Book it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (ggmC1)

143 61
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!



UN May Run Out Of Money By End Of The Month: Guterres

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

--
Let's get the eviction process started early.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (u9OP6)

144 54 "When you come, pull out of my wife and try to aim for Dispatch, here."
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:08 PM (4VGhz)

Dis patch or dat patch?

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (5vBlo)

145 "a pirate skiff with limited provisions amidst choppy waters."



IOW All anal all the time.






Posted by: dananjcon at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (u6xw0)

146 I so hope they are using their own money to fund this thing.
Ace, Will you take their money if they want to post adverting? I am sure the picture will be eye catching.

Posted by: Paladin at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (KX5Wh)

147 We were not doing a lot of the sleeping, the wives and their Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (9n1qu)

148 Somebody point to just one thing in the Democratic party that even rings every so mutedly of "conservatism"?

Are they talking about the libertarian party?

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (DuZls)

149 Roy be me to it..."Dispatched!" flussshhh

Posted by: RemyVTR15 at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (XKPdC)

150 Who funds The Dispatch?

This would be very interesting to know.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (ZLI7S)

151 The Ebola troll is actually pretty cool. I have this vision of him traversing Africa and North America hunting down Ebola victims and taking their pictures, the better to...post about them here. Damn, that doesn't work, does it?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

152 cocaine?

It's a hell of a drug.

The office parties with Hunter Biden will be awesome!

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (I2/tG)

153 Keep an eye out for some of our Monthly Features :

Who is Inside My Wife? -
Each Month we will have a Special Guest.
You will get Three Clues.
If you correctly guess the answer, you will win a free subscription to our Pudcast.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (4VGhz)

154 They're so severely conservative that they have to throw everything they have at the one guy who's actually advanced any conservative causes in the past three decades, because they don't like his hair.

Seriously, why does anyone still listen to these vacuous, beefwitted ivory tower posers anymore?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (J+mig)

155 Has The Squad denounced the indefinite internment of Africans by the Trump Administration?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (koNhm)

156 Does this mean NR will be readable again?

Posted by: fox at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (hdFyL)

157 They really believe there is a cottage industry and permanent vocation in being- anti-Trump?


That is, against the people and ideals which got the president elected?

On the side of big, despotic government and negative liberties which their cohorts preach as being "conservative"? What sad, pathetic, little, untalented, whoring buffoons these people are.


Maybe they can have Jeb! do a guest post, if they can drag him out of the Mexican cocktail lounge he's been hiding in.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (VpIIl)

158 The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party

While I can't argue with that, nobody is saying it should. The biggest flaw with this statement, though, is that they aren't choosing to avoid party allegiance, they're merely switching which party they are allied with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

159 UN May Run Out Of Money By End Of The Month: Guterres

Get your pudding orders in early!

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (8erNz)

160 I wouldn't read a word of any of these people. NeverTrump means AlwaysHillary.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (E+OcO)

161 Count me among those in the "da fuk they get $6 million for" camp.

You can't even get $100k on Shark Tank without sales.

No sales, no proven product, no market, no innovations

You can guarantee their getting booked on CNN it MSNBC right now

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (k81AA)

162 Is it necessary to point out that Isaiah Chapter 10 was completely fulfilled by the events of 1948?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

163 I notice, as I'm sure you did, that they're not going on a subscription model, they're not going on an advertising based model. Their business plan is based solely on a big donor model;

There's also the, ahem, barter system. *wipes chin*

Posted by: Jonah! at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (dBiBP)

164 Why is the title of this post full of unicode?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (vWMNq)

165 Maybe they can get little Bennie Shapiro to be a guest writer? Did you know his wife is a Doctor?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (O2RFr)

166 Is it not possible that French was forced out? The nro is doing terribly and I don't know a single right wing individual that likes French. I wonder if this was a small tap on the shoulder from other cucks that he was even too embarrassing and cuck proud for NRO.

Posted by: CuckCommander at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (ubSZC)

167 guys check out the updates

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (PbpT7)

168 Dispatch. As in Police HQ dispatch.

Dispatching Cuckolds to combat those pesky Trump supporters.

Dispatching Paolo to pleasure a wife in need.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (h41rK)

169 can you imagine being in a room with these cucks?

all the preening and fluffing and puffing. so many congratulation! going around.

I wonder if they are all sucking each other's dicks yet

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (d7Ww2)

170 122
Does NR have a "no rehire" policy? Or are they going to let these
miscreants venture out on their own but allow them to come back "home"
reeking of the stench of failure?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (N39Ws)

IIRC they hired Kevin Williamson back after The Atlantic fired him.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM (IttZ7)

171 Don't care

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (PYdI2)

172 Has anyone been banned from the Dispatch yet?

Oh...only paying subscribers can comment.
I'll consider myself paywall banned then.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (Bf3hj)

173 Who funds The Dispatch?

Our second article!

George Soros: Philanthropist, Humanitarian, And All-Round Great Guy!

Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (I2/tG)

174 Goldberg's favorite sentence:

To be fair, Republicans have also done this in the past.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (NqZ29)
---
"In the past, conservatives have been far too harsh on George Soros..."

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (DuZls)

175 I would follow those Uber Cucks on twatter but I'm not on twatter.

They will have some absolutely hilarious takes on "their" version of conservatis....cuckservatism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (pw+jk)

176 What irritates me the most about this whole thing is the name they chose. It's a continuation of their same old "look at what heroic victims we are!" shtick coupled with the insinuation that they're some sort of holy chosen ones.

https://tinyurl.com/yy47abgk

Posted by: Bert G at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (OMsf+)

177 French surrender? The hell you say!


"French Thinking Cap for sale, cheap! Never used and only dropped once."

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (N7Wj4)

178 Any possible chance the National Review woill ever publish an issue called "The Case for Trump?"

Posted by: rd at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (+0uDE)

179 Anyone surprised their funders have required them to go to a paywall after the election? That's gotta be when the money runs out, as Ace speculated.


I still can't figure out why a newsletter requires a staff of eight people. The millions of investor dollars I understand, because winter is coming and Stephen needs dinero for Spain and Jonah has tuition payments upcoming, but the "eight staffers" I can't understand. Why not some high school kid who understands podcasting for IT support and an outsourced accounting service? That would buy Hayes at least another year in Sevilla or Barcelona, you would think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (LISuA)

180 Shanda of Cucks?

Posted by: Henry Bibby at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (XXaRO)

181 Picture their hero, Jeb!, sitting in a Mexican cocktail lounge with shots of Tequila lined up at the bar and telling everyone that comes in he could have been president.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

182 Finally! A newsletter for pro-drag queen & anti-NRA NeverTrumpers who hope to throw the 2020 election to Democrats by creating Evan McMullin sock puppets in swing states while claiming to be conservative!

=========

That right there is why the entire Never Trump movement is a complete joke.

Their height of power was in 2016, and it was pitiful then.

They had Evan McMuffin who had the relatively modest goal of spoiling Utah in the hopes of somehow getting the presidential election to the House. He ended up 3rd.

Known Trump's in 2020 not going to be less popular with Republicans and conservatives than he was as Unknown Entity Trump in 2016.

If Goldberg and Hayes honestly think they have the influential reach to actually effect the outcome of the election, their delusion madmen. If they know they don't, then they're without morals and total grifters.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (q80AH)

183 While I can't argue with that, nobody is saying it should. The biggest flaw with this statement, though, is that they aren't choosing to avoid party allegiance, they're merely switching which party they are allied with.

I'm not quite sure about that, but we can count on this bunch to fall back on traditional GOPe principles, or lack thereof.

When do they get their first Mitt Romney guest piece?

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (8erNz)

184 A digital newletter, right?

So..something that they can all write while sitting in their cuckshed, whiling away the hours while Paolo bones their wife. In other words, the 50 year old version of a 20 year old living in Mommy and Daddy's basement, playing video games and jerking off to porn while eating Cheetoes.


Not as credible as The Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (2KYgn)

185 >>guys check out the updates


DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (4VGhz)

186 Well, the obvious, they got $6M to slag Trump.

That is all. Rich libs are willing to spend shitloads to do that.

Remember when ace explained why he decided to get off the Never Trump wagon?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (9VeU0)

187 the only way I can figure their thought process is that the NR cruise stopped at Rlyeh once.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (9n1qu)

188 UN May Run Out Of Money By End Of The Month: Guterres

With Donald Trump as their landlord? That's a damned shame.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (1+J19)

189 107 EBOLA WARNING
---
If you really want to get internet famous, maybe try not lying. Just a thought.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

190 83 The Dispatch, based in Washington, begins with 8 full-time staffers --- "a pirate skiff with limited provisions amidst choppy waters."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

Aren't they extremely full of themselves?

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (5vBlo)

191 In terms of largest drags, it was French by a country mile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:12 PM (q80AH)

With French leaving, NR has a great opportunity to salvage their reputation. Although given the quality of their past decision making, I don't have high hopes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

192 How would you like to be stuck in a lifeboat with Jonah Goldberg,David French, and Steven Hayes?

The cold bone chilling death in the Atlantic doesn't seem so bad now, doesn't it?

Posted by: Herman Munster at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (+oR7L)

193 Roy be me to it..."Dispatched!" flussshhh

Posted by: RemyVTR15 at October 08, 2019 12:16 PM (XKPdC)

Nothing beats a Ferguson

Posted by: Al Bundy at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (5v5Zx)

194 The U.S.S. Cuckstitution is afloat once again. On the service deck Jonah's wife is servicing all hands.

Posted by: It's the seriousness of the charge at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (KoBpR)

195 Here's my assumed timeline on this. I'll put $5 on it.

October, 2019: Dispatch launches
February, 2020: Volume of output declines
May, 2020: New staff/contributors announced
June, 2020: Volume of output rises
August, 2020: Volume of output skyrockets
September, 2020: National Democrat boosting approaches 100%, with 1-2 "reliable" Republicans receiving good voerage
October, 2020 (Early): Election
October, 2020 (Late): Some contributors depart
November, 2020: Volume of output drops
December, 2020: Buyers sought
January, 2021: Layoffs
February, 2021: Dispatch shuts down

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)

196 "Goldberg has begun the first podcast, The Remnant."


More dramas right there than the average middle school girl.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (hLRSq)

197 Just occurred to me: this Impeachment Daily for the "conservative side" of politics.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (DuZls)

198 The Dispatch, The Remnant, The Bulwark...

It sounds like these anti-Trumpers get all their names from a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.

Posted by: MW at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (hNTtn)

199 Ahh, I see Tom Servo beat me to it at "Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)".

Posted by: Bert G at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (OMsf+)

200 Top 200!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (0t+fn)

201 Does NR have a "no rehire" policy? Or are they going to let these
miscreants venture out on their own but allow them to come back "home"
reeking of the stench of failure?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2019 12:14 PM (N39Ws)


The North American Cuckling is well known for venturing away from the nest, only to return when unable to feed itself. Often it requires three, four, or more attempts before it finally finds a bull with which it can establish a parasitical relationship. Otherwise, it's parents may simply kill it as it has demonstrated itself to be too weak to survive the harsh DC ecosystem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (wCmLp)

202 Remnant, like the streaks left in the bowl after the flush.

Posted by: Tex at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Tto6v)

203 this remnant is gonna be dispatched

omg I sort of feel bad !!!

"I have news..."

jeez don't sound so excited, French! in case ANYONE didn't get that you got the axe lol

I'm sorry I'm crying laughing over here. you'd really have to have a heart of stone not to!

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Rarvo)

204 is Hayes related to the Bozell family?
Whats with the Spain fascination?

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Bf3hj)

205 I'll bet their first big article is about supporting the only possible choice, Mittens Romney, to primary Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (h41rK)

206 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?

Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)

207 Kloster just kills it with the Washington Letter Home meme.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (4VGhz)

208 Majority of that 6m at least. The portion not spend on Bulls will be paid spots on CNN, MSNBC and Fox News promoting their failure theater.

Posted by: Inogame at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (PGsr7)

209 Maybe they can get little Bennie Shapiro to be a guest writer? Did you know his wife is a Doctor?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2019 12:17 PM


They'd do better if they got his sister to be the screen saver

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (axyOa)

210 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

211 188 UN May Run Out Of Money By End Of The Month: Guterres

With Donald Trump as their landlord? That's a damned shame.


Roll the bulldozers. Oh wait, that place is full of asbestos. We're gonna have to start withholding funding to pay for asbestos abatement when we finally shut the place down.

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (8erNz)

212 I wonder if ace has ever gotten any offers for cash or appearances on shows to go against Trump?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

213 If you really want to get internet famous, maybe try not lying. Just a thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (sWM8x)


Ask me how I know you've never been on the internet

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (9VeU0)

214 Steve Hayes and Jonah Goldberg -- "Two of the Biggest Names in Conservative Journalism!" --

Steve Hayes and Jonah Goldberg -- "Two of the Biggest AHs in Conservative MFM Journalism!" --
FTFY Ave

Posted by: Vic at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (mpXpK)

215 Count me among those in the "da fuk they get $6 million for" camp.


Everyone is assuming they're telling the truth about the $6 million. They could be totally lying.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (2KYgn)

216 205 I'll bet their first big article is about supporting the only possible choice, Mittens Romney, to primary Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (h41rK)

=========

Nah.

It'll be about how Joe Biden is the only conservative choice.

I'm mostly looking forward to their pieces about how Elizabeth Warren is the only conservative choice, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)

217 17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

Probably ripped off a few friends ha!

The best time to cuck a man is when he is down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v)

218 Remember when ace explained why he decided to get off the Never Trump wagon?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (9VeU0)

No. But I have a hunch that was before he threatened to ban me for treason?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (cEsBM)

219 >>The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party




The hooded red cape of Trump's GOP sure is heavy, eh, boys? Wouldn't want the deplorables to hold you down while Trump impregnates with his notions of national sovereignty and citizen independence!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

220 Egon Spengler, "Print is dead."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (Cil7w)

221 Paywall? That's hilarious. Read the comments any place the Three Assheads have written an article. They couldn't pay people to read it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (VpIIl)

222 First Newsletter subject
The Conservative Case For Watching a Bull Plow Your Wife

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (KNsKs)

223 Jonah's gonna send most of that six mil to Little Debbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

224 Allahpundit and PopeAssHat to join the PissPatch in 3..2..1

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (32YRo)

225 >>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.


Think of all that Shelving!

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (4VGhz)

226 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROTHLIESBURGER DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA

Posted by: EBOLA WARNING at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (nFwvY)

227 I hereby dub it: Cucked beards

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (Bf3hj)

228 So in the update is says someone from the Bulwark is now at Dispatch.

Musical chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (wzVKm)

229

Jim Jordan is a putz.
Jordan: Shiff's investigation is "unfair and partisan."

Wow, Jim, that's harsh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (8s9SO)

230 Drag Queen Story Hour-style conservatism.

Wow, I might have been wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (DuZls)

231 I'll bet Jonah's dog pisses on his leg.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (koNhm)

232 Jonah's gonna send most of that six mil to Little Debbie.


He's already got his Little Debbie account set up as an AutoPay.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (2KYgn)

233
...
But his reelection would be the Cuckopalypse. Their entire reason for existence was to keep the Deplorables on the Uniparty plantation, and they failed. Now their purpose is to herd us back inside in the gates. Once they fail at that, they will have no use, and will be dispensed with.
...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (ggmC1)
++++++++++++++
It's over for them regardless of the outcome of the 2020 election. This is the final push. If Trump is re-elected, they're multi-time losers and there is no point in funding them. If one of the communists is elected, then it is the last election that matters and their agenda set and there is no point in funding them.

No matter what the outcome, this is the last gasp of the cucks. They serve no purpose to anyone after the next election, regardless of which way it goes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (I2dne)

234 My first article will be picking fall curtain/drape colors for your cuckshed.

It is a three part series that all larger cuckmen will surely enjoy.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (pw+jk)

235 It's a hoot watching a left winger go after PDT for redeploying about 50 troops as caving into russia and china. LOL...now they are all jingolistic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (cEsBM)

236 Someone doesn't know the value of a dollar if they're paying $6 million for anti-Trump tweets.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (xSo9G)

237 presumably financed by those "conservatives" who like low taxes, limited regulation, opened borders and the ability to outsource all their manufacturing to places with 50 cents an hour wages

but they'll settle for the outsourcing and opened borders.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (ZqRa6)

238 Ever notice that the scrotum like head look is very common for NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (KNsKs)

239 206 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?
Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)

Thats not a sandwich Thats a manwich!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (JFO2v)

240 the Butt Pirate Skiff

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (9n1qu)

241 No. But I have a hunch that was before he threatened to ban me for treason?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (cEsBM)


Not sure don't remember that episode.

I am paraphrasing, but he said it would be exceedingly tiresome to keep up the NT biz when everyone else had given up on it, and it would probably be the end of the blog.

Point being I bet had there been $6M in funding, things could have gone differently.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (9VeU0)

242 Also, you have to love the "not binary choice" implied by in the announcement.

Oh?

There's another party out there advancing conservative principals?

Which one? What elected offices do they hold?
They sponsoring which conservative bills?

Cause last I checked, the conservative movement doesn't exist to be a pure intellectual exercise.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (k81AA)

243 Dispatching Cuckolds to combat those pesky Trump supporters.

-
Didja see the beautiful and charming Ellen Barkin on Deplorables?

Ellen Barkin@EllenBarkin
trump survivors, I mean supporters need to ask themselves only one question cuz the fact is irrefutable...Do you want a dumb president?

By now, even you know you're all pretty dumb so let me rephrase my question...Do you want a president who is as dumb or dumber than you? Think about it...

-
That's just a taste. More at the link.

https://bit.ly/2MmAWBz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

244 French, Hayes, Goldber - out with a whimper and $6mill. They're gonna play house with a former Slate editor. I guess Rachel will be the DNC's zampolit who makes sure the others are toeing the line.
My question is who will replace Goldberg and French at NRO?

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (Pqytn)

245 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019 12:06 PM


This is a very good question.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)

246 oh cmon why couldnt they have named it Ahoy!
"The Lube"!

Posted by: Paladin at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (KX5Wh)

247 13 months should be enough for roughly 892 Simpsons quotes by Jonah.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

248 The Dispatch - terrible font selection - Trajan is over used on everything. They might as well have used Papyrus.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (5l6gb)

249 No matter what the outcome, this is the last gasp of the cucks. They serve no purpose to anyone after the next election, regardless of which way it goes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (I2dne)

If the communists win, they'll be the first sent off to "re-education" in the Aleutians, too.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (J+mig)

250 Johna Glodbreg's Dispatch endorses Mitt Romney for the 2020 GOP Nomination and Eventual Humiliating Defeat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

251 🚢

Posted by: Surfperch at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (tVQUs)

252 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Gee I wonder if I can name every single one of them off the top of my head.
__________________

Let's see: George Soros, Carlos Slim, the DNC, . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (k4dH2)

253 Saw a Prius today with a HUGE "BIDEN 2020" bumper sticker.

I thought it was funny.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (9VeU0)

254 Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt. And I'd put it somewhere other than the USA myself. I think you could make a really good case for moving the thing but no nation would want it, because its a huge money sink and the revenue gained from shopping would be more than offset by the lack of tax revenue and lawbreaking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

255 >> I bet had there been $6M in funding, things could have gone differently.


You can't Buy Ace.


You can rent him by the hour, however. Like a fine Motel Room

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (4VGhz)

256 I get it now, though. This is what they mean about it not being about just one party. They're going to tell us how traditional Impeachment is. How Constitutional and time-honored it is.

And don't be the type of party-is-everything partisans that can't consider impeachment for the grave injuries that Trump has done the country.

This is their franchise.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (DuZls)

257 Ellen Barkin was always a butterface but now she is full on bag lady crazy

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (KNsKs)

258 Drag Queen Story Hour?

No, really don;t need to see Jonah in drag or even imagine it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (Cil7w)

259 Ace should hit up some of his buddies and start a parody newsletter himself.

Masthead says they are big fans of David French and company over at the Dispatch. Love how they embrace the Liberal Policies and have open marriages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (h41rK)

260 Old and Busted: Newsletter

New Hotness: Cruiseletter

Posted by: Surfperch at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (tVQUs)

261 >>Someone doesn't know the value of a dollar if they're paying $6 million for anti-Trump tweets.


If it's a backer like Google, Omydiar and/or Soros that is nothing.
A good investment in ensuring conservatives have fewer options in finding news and commentary that is not infected with Lefty/SJW ideas. Corrupt from the inside has worked out well for them.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

262 To protect the "eight staffers" from Drumpf predatory tweets, the Dispatch has announced code names for all staff: Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, and Quack will henceforth be the authors nom de plum's to be used on the website.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (LISuA)

263 212 I wonder if ace has ever gotten any offers for cash or appearances on shows to go against Trump?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

Lena Dunham said she'd get down and bark like a dog for him. Miley Cyrus said he could ride her wrecking ball.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (Kpl3J)

264 I think their primary complaint against Trump is that Trump's presidency has been too good for minorities, what with record low unemployment for blacks and Hispanics.

Posted by: OCBill at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (df+Zi)

265 248 The Dispatch - terrible font selection - Trajan is over used on everything. They might as well have used Papyrus.


I noticed that too! saved money on design by hiring a wife or daughter I assume

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)

266 Johna Glodbreg's Dispatch endorses Mitt Romney for the 2020 GOP Nomination and Eventual Humiliating Defeat.


The humiliation is the kink. They want it.


/just ask their wives bulls...

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (2KYgn)

267 This is a very good question.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)


The easy graft is all up front!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (BiNEL)

268 Replacing French and Goldberg at National Review will be like the Yankees having to replace George Costanza's old job - just get an intern from a local Jr High to come in on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

269 The Dis Patch. Isn't that adorable?

Like Cabbage Patch, only smarter (TM)

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (Z1ykJ)

270 Luanda would a great place for the UN. Or Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (gkMoQ)

271 I never voted for Mitt Romeny, but I did purchase Liberal Fascism. Whew, got that off my chest. I feel cleansed.

Hayes never seemed to have the oomph to have any of his work lead to results. He reported on how the Bin Laden treasure trove of documents were just left unread, but never managed to get anyone to rectify that. He never had any pull.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (Bf3hj)

272 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.


Who needs due diligence if you have Soros money going for ya?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

273 254
Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be
rebuilt. And I'd put it somewhere other than the USA myself. I think
you could make a really good case for moving the thing but no nation
would want it, because its a huge money sink and the revenue gained from
shopping would be more than offset by the lack of tax revenue and
lawbreaking


Mars is nice this time of year.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

274 Do you think that Goldberg and Hayes will ever look at themselves in a mirror, adorned in their Planned Parenthood and communist China sponsored digs and think, "what if we're the baddies?"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (KUaJL)

275 If Goldberg and Hayes honestly think they have the influential reach to actually effect the outcome of the election, their delusion madmen. If they know they don't, then they're without morals and total grifters.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (q80AH)


That really is the point, isn't it? Back in 2016 they could make the argument that Trump was just saying conservative things and would betray conservatives once elected. That argument is shot since Trump has pushed for more conservative things than any president since Reagan. The only argument they have left is stylistic, and that is too flimsy to cover their real reason - they are butt-hurt because no one listened to them exposing how influential they actually are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

276 No matter what the outcome, this is the last gasp of the cucks. They serve no purpose to anyone after the next election, regardless of which way it goes.

Yeah that seems likely to me as well. Ace is right that they have about a year's window of funding, because no matter who wins, they're of no value any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

277 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)


yeah, close this place and go buy an island somewhere. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (9Om/r)

278 Newsletter? Are they going to run it off on a ditto machine and put it in the mail?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (xPl2J)

279
When Ryan ran the House, Shiff ran the committee while Devin Nunes played the dunce.

Pelosi is running the House and the only that's changed is Jim Jordan is the dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (8s9SO)

280 247 13 months should be enough for roughly 892 Simpsons quotes by Jonah.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

===========

It's really just the same 7 over and over again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)

281 198 The Dispatch, The Remnant, The Bulwark...

It sounds like these anti-Trumpers get all their names from a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.
Posted by: MW at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (hNTtn)

No, it needs a pointless intensifier to be Hammacher Schlemmeresque, like The Best Dispatch, The Finest Remnant, The Thickest Strap-On, and so on.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

282 I slap my shaved testicles with Brut to tighten and sooth.

Posted by: Jonah Cuckberg at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (2Mnv1)

283 Quite the business plan.

1. Buy off the media to attack those who think the media has been bought off.

2. ????

3. Profit!

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (Wd55D)

284 I thought we were going to do a parody leftist Ace of Spades site called Queen of Hearts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (oZ6kz)

285 The Dispatch probably already written the essay "Why Romney's Concession Speech Shows the Real America"

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (9VeU0)

286 Those writers you wouldn't read at the old publications have started a new one! Success is assured!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

287 185 >>guys check out the updates

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:18 PM (4VGhz)

I larfed.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (5vBlo)

288 The Dispatch:

Issue #1: Orangeman Bad
Issue #2: Orangeman Bad
Issue #3: Orangeman Bad
...

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (DuZls)

289 >>The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.


200-250k each...

You add that up and you are talking about some real money.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (4VGhz)

290 >>Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt.


It was renovated not that long ago, and someone in Congress asked Trump to evaluate the budget/costs (given it was financed by mostly US dues) and he gave quite the damning analysis.

Google it - it's so very Trumpy. The man knows his stuff, and he took apart the UN's mismanagement piece by piece.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

291 >>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.





Think of all that Shelving!

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (4VGhz)

The fabulous messenger bags!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (5v5Zx)

292 Newsletter? Are they going to run it off on a ditto machine and put it in the mail?


Posted by: Mark1971 at October 08, 2019 12:27 PM (xPl2J)

It'll be distributed as an unsolicited fax.

Posted by: Bert G at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (OMsf+)

293 That's just a taste. More at the link.

https://bit.ly/2MmAWBz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
You can talk a lot about Trump in some not-nice ways - his simple, blunt language, his lack of polish, his rash public exclamations, the sometimes counterproductive fights he picks, his fairly poor (particularly early on) performance with regard to picking subordinates, etc. There's plenty of meat on that bone.

But stupid? By what measure, and with what evidence? The man is *clearly* not stupid. You can't get where he's gotten in real life or in his recent political life if you're stupid.

This is just yet another manifestation of that great Trump meme with a picture of him facing the camera in black-and-white, captioned with "I am not their target. YOU are their target. I am just in the way." These people can gargle my nards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (I2dne)

294 264 I think their primary complaint against Trump is that Trump's presidency has been too good for minorities, what with record low unemployment for blacks and Hispanics.
Posted by: OCBill at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (df+Zi)

=========

It's a good thing we're pushing out the racist elements of our party and they're finding their natural home amongst progressives again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (q80AH)

295 No matter what the outcome, this is the last gasp of the cucks. They serve no purpose to anyone after the next election, regardless of which way it goes.

Posted by:†Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)†at October 08, 2019 12:23 PM (I2dne)

It's not just being useless. The hard left is (correctly) angry that grifters like David Frum and Jonah Goldberg get airtime out of all proportion to their relevance, and haven't forgiven them for the Iraq debacle. The nationalist right wants to lynch them as quislings.

They will have no safety anywhere in America.

Posted by: trev006 at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (dHvRD)

296 6 million to lie and betray. Sounds about right.

Posted by: bane at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (ransv)

297 re 254: they can build a new one on Hart Island. Has a nice view.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (ZqRa6)

298 Mitt Romney
45s

I would like to wish the two notable conservative thinkers, Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes well on their new venture, The Dispatch. I have enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of these two esteemed conservative intellectuals and The Dispatch will help fill a void that has existed since conservative thought and opinion has been less about true American conservatism and more about partisan cheer leading.
I am also pleased to announce that I have been invited to participate by submitting the occasional op-ed to this exciting new venture.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

299 The big take away from all this is some fool(s) gave these idiots six million dollars.

They would have done more good and gotten a better turn on their investment giving it all to a soup kitchen.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (B06Zw)

300 Do you think that Goldberg and Hayes will ever look at themselves in a mirror, adorned in their Planned Parenthood and communist China sponsored digs and think, "what if we're the baddies?"?


Nope. NEVER. You can take that to the bank.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (2KYgn)

301 Encourages Bright Magazine to advertise on the new cucksheet.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (Bf3hj)

302 "..."worrisome" trends in journalism on the right,"
That's rich.

Posted by: Harlan at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (suaaH)

303
291 >>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.





Think of all that Shelving!

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:22 PM (4VGhz)

The fabulous messenger bags!



He could have an entire staff posting his busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

304 the Bulwark implies a defensive action. Remnant - the newer venture - implies retreat and regroup.

the cucks are losing and know it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (9n1qu)

305
"The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party,"






Handmaiden? As in "Handmaid's Tale"?

If that isn't a modern-day commie tell, I don't know what is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (veoSD)

306 248 The Dispatch - terrible font selection - Trajan is over used on everything. They might as well have used Papyrus.





I noticed that too! saved money on design by hiring a wife or daughter I assume

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)


Trajan gives it "gravitas", plus it came with the PC.
We've burned through Papyrus and Comic Sans, and though I loved Trajan in the 90's, it's time to let it go. Be free little small caps! Be free!

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (Z1ykJ)

307 That really is the point, isn't it? Back in 2016 they could make the argument that Trump was just saying conservative things and would betray conservatives once elected.

Yeah and it was a pretty strong case; not only in the past, but during the election he was making some pretty non conservative positions. I still live in the fear that he'll revert to type if reelected, but its not a very strong fear. It was an easy argument to make: he supported both Obama and Hillary in the past. He pushed for government healthcare. He used to be pro-abortion until very recently.

But now, there's just nothing to that argument and all they have left is "ew he's icky"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

308 >>>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.


Gold Plated Vespas for ALL the Top Commentors!

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (4VGhz)

309 Conservatism Status: Conserved (and totally ignoring the sounds of their wives and yoga instructors in the bedroom)

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (datdl)

310 Trump should offer to rebuild the UN on US soil...in Greenland.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (9VeU0)

311 They didn't use my suggested name of "Highlights for Cucks."

Wait'll you see what Goofus did this month.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)

312 This may signal that The National Review is moving closer to Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (NFEMn)

313 $6 million in lower Manhattan?

That could be enough to buy a few square feet of back building squalor for them to get hanged on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (Cil7w)

314 Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt. And I'd put it somewhere other than the USA myself.

I hear Gaza is beautiful this time of year.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (cfSLd)

315 It's amusing to think that the never Trumpers are quite satisfied to being a self important, self principled minority

They will never again possess any real power

People like Mutt and Paul Ryan have absolutely no future in National politics.

Unfortunately,in the next 10 years or so, the left will most probably assume enough power to enact there crazy ideas

then the country will have to wade through a period of time until it becomes acutely aware of the insanity of the left's policies.

Only took the USSR 75 years to fall

just a blink of the eye

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (AQBtr)

316 When will they ever learn? If you're a Republican and criticize Trump the Left will you use you for awhile, but when they're done using you, their hatred will always surface and you'll go back to being a Nazi.
The hate from the Left is back for Bush. He's back to being a war criminal. They are still upset with Ellen over her nice response.

https://tinyurl.com/y5rojypx

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (wiXsO)

317 242 Also, you have to love the "not binary choice" implied by in the announcement.

Oh?

There's another party out there advancing conservative principals?

Which one? What elected offices do they hold?
They sponsoring which conservative bills?

Cause last I checked, the conservative movement doesn't exist to be a pure intellectual exercise.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (k81AA)


doesn't exist to be a pure intellectual exercise

Very Very Very Correct. What are we conserving if we sit in the cuckshed arguing over who selected the best looking bull?

To conserve is to take action to protect or renew. Maybe it is the fracker or drillers in Texas. Or the Vet that starts a new franchise. It is the acts of economic freedom and personal liberty that work to conserve the republic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (JFO2v)

318 6 million to lie and betray. Sounds about right.

Posted by: bane at October 08, 2019 12:28 PM (ransv)

Damned inflation. I should have waited a little longer.

*stares dejectedly at thirty pieces of silver*

Posted by: Judas I. at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (OMsf+)

319 For $6 million I hope they got a good house orchestra.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (LISuA)

320 if it is pieces of silver they want, i know plenty of abandoned mines up the I 70 that I could take them to visit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (9n1qu)

321 I'm totally in favor of moving the UN out of the US. It's time the Southern Hemisphere got its share. I thinking Angola or perhaps Timor.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (axyOa)

322 304 the Bulwark implies a defensive action. Remnant - the newer venture - implies retreat and regroup.

the cucks are losing and know it.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (9n1qu)

===========

Bulwark implies an inanimate wall. Something without thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (q80AH)

323 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.

A really top end Vespa and that fur grooming kit he's always had his eye on. The one that makes ewoks luxurious and silky

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

324 Sven and I would qualify for Platinum Vespas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (Cil7w)

325

Meanwhile, that fraud Barr is still pretending to investigate the coup.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (8s9SO)

326 189
107 EBOLA WARNING

---

If you really want to get internet famous, maybe try not lying. Just a thought.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

Daily-mail says unconfirmed and unlikely. So not *exactly* lying. Similar case in January was 'not ebola'.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (vWMNq)

327 This is like draft day for the XFL!!

I can't wait for them to announce their next pick of nobodies!!

I hear this Andrew Sullivan may be in play.

Also, Gabe Malor could really be an asset.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (k81AA)

328 307
But now, there's just nothing to that argument and all they have left is "ew he's icky"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Half of the libertarian party platform!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (q80AH)

329 Six million could buy a shit ton of Vespa lessons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (gkMoQ)

330 Three pathetic pigs who crave the taste of the Left's boot.

Hey, maybe Max will guest so they get some neocon warmonger cred to look tough? That's Max's kink anyway.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (snxuX)

331 206 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?
Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)

This is poetry.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (5vBlo)

332 I'm guessing they settled on The Dispatch and The Remnant after a long brainstorming session of Words that Don't Rhyme with Cuck.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (datdl)

333 270 Luanda would a great place for the UN. Or Baltimore.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:26 PM (gkMoQ)

Mogadishu, although that might be cruel to the Somalis.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

334 By body language alone, Stevie Hayes hates Mollie

HATES

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (AQBtr)

335 They've taken the whole "concerned troll" thing and made it into a newsletter. How uninteresting.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:32 PM (Bf3hj)

336 When Jennifer Rubin is on board, you know this ship has sunk.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (wiXsO)

337 Who dat gonna read dis patch?

.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (cct0t)

338 I'm guessing they settled on The Dispatch and The Remnant after a long brainstorming session of Words that Don't Rhyme with Cuck.

"We had to avoid any cruise ship or "ahoy" rhymes as well"
--NeverTrumpers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

339 The Trajan font gives it some Roman gravitas as though Caesar himself in a contributor.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (NFEMn)

340 Move the UN?

I hear real estate in Brasilia, Brazil is pretty cheap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (Cil7w)

341 I haven't been this excited about a another news/opinion site outlet since Vox was started.

Posted by: Ripley at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (MxEKc)

342 They will blow through that money in no time renting out swanky offices and paying themselves big salaries.

But let's be honest, it's not a newsletter. It's a booking agency. Part of the graft cycle. I quote you. You quote me. We all get paid appearances on CNN and tell each other how smart we are and how our side is winning.

All you have to do is suspend reality.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (h41rK)

343 I love that they plaintively quoted their wives to title their opening post.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (LISuA)

344 For $6 million I hope they got a good house orchestra.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (LISuA)

=============================
Or the complete Dire Straits CD collection.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (Pqytn)

345 Posted by: Judas I. at October 08, 2019 12:31 PM (OMsf+)

Technically, that nic should be Ivdas I.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (BiNEL)

346 I suggest calling the Dispatch the "Ditch".

Posted by: Brian at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (+UAuR)

347 210 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

Yes, but would he be happy?

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (5vBlo)

348 331 206 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?
Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)

depends

could just a spit roast

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (AQBtr)

349 "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.

I bet all three of these cucks went all "but the democrats are worse!!" Whenever people were unhappy with the democrat lite candidate that they wanted.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (m9+OU)

350 The hate from the Left is back for Bush. He's back to being a war criminal. They are still upset with Ellen over her nice response.

https://tinyurl.com/y5rojypx

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM


When you're rich, secure in who you are, and have a hit show, you can afford to be nice. And in Ellen's case, I believe she is a genuinely nice person.
But the Left will excoriate her until she show's appropriate shame and begs forgiveness.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (axyOa)

351 It won't be long before Trump dispatches the remnants of NeveTrumpism.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (NFEMn)

352 Not sure there are words in the English language capable of describing how pathetic these people are. Cheap whores come to mind, but thats unfair. Even cheap whores have some remnant of self respect. These clowns have the respectability of insect vermin. But even insect vermin serve a purpose. These people are nothing more than the forks of the demonic reptiles tongue.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (LLzS4)

353 Steve needs some new grey suits. 6 million doesn't go as far as one would think.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (Bf3hj)

354 Yes, but would he be happy?

Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (5vBlo)

$6mm buys a lot of professional shelf installation.

Posted by: Bert G at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (OMsf+)

355 I'm guessing they settled on The Dispatch and The Remnant after a long brainstorming session of Words that Don't Rhyme with Cuck.


oh maybe so

I think we can help there, no?

The Dispatch - The NotMyDickInHerSnatch

yeah that's probably too long you guys can do better

regardless, I just see the word dispatch now and think "cuck"

and remnant is simply reminiscent of "taint"

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (Rarvo)

356 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

I don't want ace getting fat and lazy.

Er.... fatter and lazier.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (KUaJL)

357
🚢 = ☣

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (DMUuz)

358 Do these guys get a medal for running multiple conservative publications into the ground? Are they trying for the gold by creating their own, doomed to fail publication?

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (oJfd1)

359 *pauses*

Billy Joel belts out, "Blue helmets in the Congo!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (Cil7w)

360 308 >>>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.


Gold Plated Vespas for ALL the Top Commentors!
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (4VGhz)

First generation Segways for middle tier commenters! TWO first generation Segways for the poll trolls!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

361 268
Replacing French and Goldberg at National Review


There is the couch to consider.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (vWMNq)

362 Think how much crawl space Ace could afford with six mil.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (gkMoQ)

363 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM


OK OK Ok...I'll hit the tip jar but I gotta tell ya, after me there's a long way to go.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (axyOa)

364 >>That's just a taste. More at the link.
https://bit.ly/2MmAWBz


Is there a name for the phenomenon that is: any time one comments/tweets about someone's spelling error they inevitably make a spelling error within their critique?

She uses "ward" instead of "word" in her 3rd tweet, LOL. Or was that a joke?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

365 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.

Posted by: Tom Servo

That's the last $6M this bunch of knuckleheads will ever see - like ever. It was $$ thrown at them to see if they could peel off a few squish republicans to vote Dem in 2020 - so, yeah, probably about $1M a vote - such a bargain!

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (32YRo)

366 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?
Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)

Are socks allowed to win a thread?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (KUaJL)

367 218 Remember when ace explained why he decided to get off the Never Trump wagon?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:19 PM (9VeU0)

That should be reposted sometime, it was one of the most memorable posts ever made here. At least 2 full years in advance of events, Ace posted a complete explanation of the path the Never Trumpers were on, and why it was going to end up with them as completely reviled political outcasts, no matter which side ended up winning the final battle. It was stupid, self destructive road to take, and it was ALWAYS based on pride and class consciousness, and nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

368 >>Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.



He could finally start sleeping in.










....wait.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (4VGhz)

369 All I want out of the UN is "out'. The US out of the UN and the UN out of the US. As bad as the Republican Party is they never supported the UN idea. They were able to kill the League of Nations after WWI but after WWII commie FDR/DNC had too much power and whistled it through.

Posted by: Vic at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)

370
Did they ever spend the $20 to buy a domain name or are they still using gmail?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (veoSD)

371 Listen up peasants...
You can do nothing to stop my grifting cuckiness...hahahahahahahahahahaha. Ace, I'll be by hourly to rip you off like I always do! Thanks in advance.
Now back to the couch.
Tweet me you peasants!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "The Greatest Grifting Cuck Evah!" Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (/wZzy)

372

Does NR have a "no rehire" policy?

-------

Absolutely not. Not yesterday, not tomorrow, not ever!

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (ggmC1)

373 The Newsletter has some great cutting edge stuff, like Type-In programs for your Commodore VIC-20! It's space invaders but with tiny Reagan heads as the aliens!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (oZ6kz)

374 They've taken the whole "concerned troll" thing and made it into a newsletter. How uninteresting.


Will every article start with the confession: "As a lifelong Christian conservative who voted for George W. Bush I am concerned..."

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM (2KYgn)

375 Goldberg, Hayes, and French's appeal can't get more selective fast enough.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (KUaJL)

376 Also, I love the inadvertent irony and expression of arrogance in this:
"The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.

Let's unpack that one statement.
1) They are the "conservative movement" - not the millions of people who told them to go get fucked.
2) They - that is, the "conservative movement" - hate the party and president that the idiots who are *not* in the movement shifted away from them.
3) The "conservative movement" - of which they are the sole patriarchs - supports no party or policy complex, which is ironic as what the hell are the "conservative" policies they hope to advance if they lend support to no one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (I2dne)

377 Bulwark implies an inanimate wall. Something without thought.

"Bulwark" sounds a lot like "Bull Work," which is a specialty in the Cuckshed.

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)

378 My hash is ok, today.


Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (4VGhz)

379 347 210 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

Yes, but would he be happy?
Posted by: m at October 08, 2019 12:33 PM (5vBlo)

Dude, I would be fine with being depressed for $6 million.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

380 Is there a name for the phenomenon that is: any time one comments/tweets about someone's spelling error they inevitably make a spelling error within their critique?

I do not understand why people criticize spelling unless its a continuous, stupid thing. Its too easy to make mistakes typing (especially on a tiny phone keyboard) and we all do it. Its like criticizing someone for tripping or spilling a drink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

381 314 Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt. And I'd put it somewhere other than the USA myself.

I hear Gaza is beautiful this time of year.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 12:30 PM (cfSLd)


It would put them so close to the clients they love the most.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

382 I don't want ace getting fat and lazy.
Er.... fatter and lazier.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM


Touring on a Vespa is surprisingly aerobic, particularly the pilgrimage to Sturgis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (DMUuz)

383 If I got 6 million dollars I would distribute it equally to all the morons here...and if you believe that, I got a bridge in NYC I want to sell you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (cEsBM)

384 Our working motto: W're on the street corner with her!

Posted by: Whores for Hillary at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (vFDdt)

385 I always thought Ace's response to Kevin Williams get in the uhaul piece was a masterpiece, if for the magnificent use of cuss words if nothing else.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (Bf3hj)

386 Just imagine what Ace could do if he had a yearly budget of $6 million.
---
Pixy might be able to blow up on one or two fewer characters.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (DuZls)

387 MONORAIL!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldbricker at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (flINI)

388 Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt.

-
Tear it down. Replace it with a Chic-fil-A.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

389 Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

"Fabulous! The Dispatch is the new serious conservative venture. The NR is too afraid to break with its readers and lead in a time of national crisis."

I wonder if she read that tweet after she wrote it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (7IKAb)

390 Notice how these dipshits always call their endeavours
"the" something or other

Not "a dispatch", "a bulwark"

an extreme tell

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (AQBtr)

391 Also, aren't newsletters kind of a pre-internet distribution system for nutjobs to spread their crazier ideas? Why do they insist on pushing that term for it?

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (datdl)

392 I'm just waiting for the Cuckshed trade deadline - will The Dispatch acquire Seth Mandel for two blue-chip cuck prospects and a wife to be reamed later?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (oZ6kz)

393 there was wide criticism of trump's syria "withdrawal" among republicans, something you never see among democrats toward a dem president.

nunes (i think) was on fox a.m. and he asked where are the republicans in the house standing up to schiff and pelosi, especially demanding a vote on impeachment. they've disappeared when they should be out in front of all this.

Posted by: mjc at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (Pg+x7)

394 Its better when your enemy clusters together in a confined area. Makes it easier to take care of them at the Reckoning

Posted by: McCool at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (KvRqW)

395 Hillary Clinton eyeing complete makeover for her 2020 Presidential Run.

OUT: MUMUs
In: Nadler Pants

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (lMn1U)

396 Witness the power of a fully armed and operational cuck station!

Posted by: Darth French at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (DuZls)

397 What happened to Goldberg, seriously? He went from being the author of "Liberal Fascism", which I think is probably one of the most important conservative works in the last 20 years, to editing a freaking email newsletter. I'm not wild about Trump's style, but you can't argue that he hasn't done an amazing job for conservatives overall. What is it about Trump that just breaks these people's brains?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (5KWnQ)

398 I don't want ace getting fat and lazy.
Er.... fatter and lazier.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:35 PM
===

Fatter? I thought Ace fasted all the time.

Posted by: Augustine at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (BDZWU)

399 Captain Hayes on the bridge of the SS Dispatch

https://is.gd/EU7RXZ

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (O7MnT)

400 A real "tell" would be if they called this dishrag The Struggle for a paycheck without working.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Cil7w)

401 I think it is great all the never trumpers are gathering at the dispatch....we called that a nice targert

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (cEsBM)

402 Two fellows, a Jew and goy
Both stuffed full to bursting with soy
Said "Let's do cuckery better,
With our private newsletter!
So to all our new readers, ahoy!"

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

403
Jonah Goldberg, Living His Best Life on Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/y6zcd9zp

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (ggmC1)

404 17 The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors.

Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2019


*
*

Half a mil a month for 12 months -- salaries, benefits, and perks. Oh, and some electronic gizmos. in November 2020 they can declare bankruptcy. All gone!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (ClOmq)

405 389 Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

"Fabulous! The Dispatch is the new serious conservative venture. The NR is too afraid to break with its readers and lead in a time of national crisis."

I wonder if she read that tweet after she wrote it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (7IKAb)

No, that would imply the ability for self-reflection and honesty.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

406 If Two Bulls Are Filling My Wife Out Like A Checkbook Is That A Sandwich?
Posted by: David "Not Dave" French at October 08, 2019 12:20 PM

=====

Are socks allowed to win a thread?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:36 PM


Why the assumption that it's a sock?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (DMUuz)

407 Honestly the UN Building is old and in bad shape, it really ought to be rebuilt. And I'd put it somewhere other than the USA myself. I think you could make a really good case for moving the thing but no nation would want it, because its a huge money sink and the revenue gained from shopping would be more than offset by the lack of tax revenue and lawbreaking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)


Haiti

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

408 >>>>392 I'm just waiting for the Cuckshed trade deadline - will The Dispatch acquire Seth Mandel for two blue-chip cuck prospects and a wife to be reamed later?

I've heard Seth makes good grift money ruining the Washington Examiner's "magazine" and not pleasuring his wife. Don't see him slumming with the Castaways anytime soon.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (datdl)

409 Is it a surprise that if you sign up now as a Lifetime Founding Member they will in turn dispatch to you a CD copy of the collected speeches of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (LISuA)

410 Its kind of disturbing what happened to Goldberg, he used to be funny and effective. Its like watching someone you know who is addicted to gambling go down hill and knowing you can't do anything about it. He can't seem to help destroying himself through pointless idiotic behavior

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

411 I'm sure The Remnant will be THE place to go for cutting-edge reviews of The Masked Singer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (Kpl3J)

412 Notice how these dipshits always call their endeavours
"the" something or other

Not "a dispatch", "a bulwark"

an extreme tell
Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (AQBtr)

These guys are the assholes who, when they go to a fancy restaurant, always order "The" chicken or "The Beef" like there is only one.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (NFEMn)

413 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SQUARE PEGS?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (j3npP)

414
299 The big take away from all this is some fool(s) gave these idiots six million dollars.

They would have done more good and gotten a better turn on their investment giving it all to a soup kitchen.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 08, 2019 12:29 PM (B06Zw)

----

No. They know exactly what they purchased.

They have cover for their transnational globalist plans from the right. The new globalist eltes already know the fools on the left have bought into International Socialism, they need enough people on the right to acquiesce.

Posted by: rd at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (+0uDE)

415 351 It won't be long before Trump dispatches the remnants of NeveTrumpism.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:34 PM (NFEMn)


The extent of their influence, the high tide of their influence, was November 2016. There is nothing to dispatch but the dusty daydreams of these cucks. To call them Miss Havisham's is to disparage Miss Havisham.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

416 >>Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

"Fabulous! The Dispatch is the new serious conservative venture. The NR is too afraid to break with its readers and lead in a time of national crisis."

I wonder if she read that tweet after she wrote it.
- - -



It's funny because like the entertainment industry, the conservative press seems to think it makes good business sense to constantly insult and condescend to its paying audience. How's that working out for them? Exactly.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

417 They have achieved maximum audience selectivity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

418 First to call it "The Dipshits"?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (Izzlo)

419 Notice how these dipshits always call their endeavours "the" something or other
Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: THE Ohio State University at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (DMUuz)

420 Once their women employees get their visit from The Paolo, are they going to get 6 months of paid maternity leave?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (axyOa)

421 The conservative movement cannot be handmaiden to one political party or standard of masculinity. We need to have strong conservative voices speaking out in the wilderness saying it's ok if you like to watch your wife being porked by another dude.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

422
These guys are the assholes who, when they go to a fancy restaurant, always order "The" chicken or "The Beef" like there is only one.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (NFEMn)






The Beef is a sandwich! Fight me!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (veoSD)

423 Truconlander, the time of the gathering approaches. There can be only one sell-out fake conservative publication, and to it shall go the prize; guarenteed comfortable servitude to the liberal establishment.

The cuckening!

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 08, 2019 12:42 PM (DHXgU)

424 AYE CARUMBA!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldbricker at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (flINI)

425 "These guys are the assholes who, when they go to a fancy restaurant, always order "The" chicken or "The Beef" like there is only one.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (NFEMn)"

The beef, like Clara Peller. Remember that? Where's the beef? Don't have a cow, man!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Esquire at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (oZ6kz)

426 403


Jonah Goldberg, Living His Best Life on Twitter:



https://tinyurl.com/y6zcd9zp

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (ggmC1)


Eye bleach! STAT!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (IttZ7)

427 Franklin Marti has a good essay "The Remnant Motif in the Dead Sea Scrolls"

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (9n1qu)

428 400 A real "tell" would be if they called this dishrag The Struggle for a paycheck without working.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Cil7w)

Even Better, how about "My Struggle". ???

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

429 Also, aren't newsletters kind of a pre-internet
distribution system for nutjobs to spread their crazier ideas? Why do
they insist on pushing that term for it?

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (datdl)

==========================
The only people who will read it will be DNC operatives assigned to monitor DNC investments.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Pqytn)

430 What is it about Trump that just breaks these people's brains?

He is doing what conservatives said they wanted for 70 years. It really is that simple. Don't believe it- look to Paul Ryan's Speaker Term. He was all on board for Russia, Russia, Marcia, not so much for taking advantage of the chance of several lifetimes, and advancing an agenda promised for our entire lives.

All the Conservative "movement" ever really wanted was to complain about the Liberal Order, not replace it, or Enact its own agenda.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Bf3hj)

431 The Dispatch hasn't brought Patterico on, have they? Because even Cucks have standards...

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (y7DUB)

432 >>>268 Replacing French and Goldberg at National Review will be like the Yankees having to replace George Costanza's old job - just get an intern from a local Jr High to come in on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Broseidon

that's GOLD, Jerry!!!

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (PbpT7)

433 Given the sexual proclivities of these Cucks, and the type of discussions Goldberg likes to start, the should call this venture "The Sandwich."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (NFEMn)

434 you'll never guess how much they are charging for membership, 1,500 dollars, that's too much money to snark,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (x+C/t)

435 I've said it before but regarding the UN building:

Someone, and I'm not saying who it is, is going to need a yuge presidential library in five years.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (j3npP)

436 Sure is telling that as soon as their particular brand of conservatism doesn't have the reigns any more that they go on about how it's too important for conservatism to become tied to one faction in the group.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

437 434 you'll never guess how much they are charging for membership, 1,500 dollars, that's too much money to snark,
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (x+C/t)

And key parties used to be free.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

438 Is baseball cuck at the dispatch yet?

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 12:44 PM (nRWPy)

439 Oh, Andrew Egger's on board for this exercise in flaccid futility?

Good. Please hire Thotiana Lowe and Alex Griswold while you're at it. Cucksolodate all the hip and young """conservative""" voices into one place before the cruise ship journeys into iceberg infested waters.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (datdl)

440 My God...it's full of cucks!

Posted by: Dave at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (DuZls)

441
The only people who will read it will be DNC operatives assigned to monitor DNC investments.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Pqytn)






And brutally sarcastic deplorables looking for comedy material.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (veoSD)

442 He went from being the author of "Liberal Fascism", which I think is probably one of the most important conservative works in the last 20 years, to editing a freaking email newsletter

I've said this before here but Gene Vieth's "Modern Fascism" was much better, and came out years earlier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

443 Oh, I found it:

A useful test of a politician is the repulsiveness of the lies you have to tell on his behalf to support him.

Personally, I'm out. I will never defend this guy nor vote for him. I'll actually vote for Hillary Clinton, if I vote at all.


Mar 24 2016

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (9VeU0)

444 Does your leftist funded NeverTrump coterie show a lack of appreciation for your latest "Cuckier-than-thou" screed? Do they refuse to fund your latest Egg McMuffin candidate for RUOTUS (runner up of the US)? Are they demanding answers about your failure to capture or at least maintain an audience?
If so, join us. Leap into the Disposal. We're going down the drain with our pride intact.

Posted by: Downcast at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (O0q0q)

445 426 https://tinyurl.com/y6zcd9zp



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 12:40 PM (ggmC1)


Eye bleach! STAT!



Made me look. LOL.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (vWMNq)

446 Speaking of French, you should add an update with link to Schlichter's column yesterday.

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (nRWPy)

447 I wonder if I put my reservation in early I can go on the inaugural cruise? This has to be a joke.

Right?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (0OmEj)

448 No. They know exactly what they purchased.

They have cover for their transnational globalist plans from the right. The new globalist eltes already know the fools on the left have bought into International Socialism, they need enough people on the right to acquiesce.

Posted by: rd at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (+0uDE)

I agree. In terms of how much is being spent trying to Destroy Trump right now, $6 million is chump change.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

449 >>First to call it "The Dipshits"?



or "The Distaff"?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

450 The christening party should be great. Ritz crackers, Cheez Wiz, lil smokies and jug wine. $6 million doesn't go far.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (C1Lsn)

451 370
Did they ever spend the $20 to buy a domain name or are they still using gmail?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019


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They have to use gmail. That way Gaggle can report to The Big Bosses what The Dispatch is up to!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (ClOmq)

452


They all tried to get Hillary elected...

Maybe they want to tell everyone why that shit happened and what they expected to result...is that playing the long game or some stupid nonsense?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (M/BaK)

453 Right now, we are a small and merry band, boarding a pirate skiff with
limited provisions amidst choppy waters crammed with well-equipped
battleships, barreling through the smoking wrecks of larger vessels that
came before us.


That's some top-shelf, grade "A", aged 25 years in oak barrels, writing right there. Did you think, maybe I should show it to an editor" before hitting "post"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (LISuA)

454 I'm not wild about Trump's style, but you can't argue that he hasn't done an amazing job for conservatives overall. What is it about Trump that just breaks these people's brains?
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (5KWnQ)

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It pays well. They're not broken, they are owned.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (8XPnD)

455 Whose bitch dispatch is?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

456 "A good chunk of the $6 million is to bribe the social media gatekeepers so this POS doesn't get deplatformed."

No, they're funded BY the social media platforms so they can point to a "conservative voice" that hasn't been silenced.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (cK6RY)

457 It's incredibly hard to admit you were betrayed, especially by those supposedly advancing an ideology you believe in with all your heart and soul. But that IS the case. The Conservatives are a fraud. They were always a fraud. Come to grips with that.

Thats what Gen X, Z Millennials are asking of you. You Boomers lecture us, but continue to bang your head against a stone wall of betrayal and deceit.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (Bf3hj)

458 nunes (i think) was on fox a.m. and he asked where are the republicans in the house standing up to schiff and pelosi, especially demanding a vote on impeachment. they've disappeared when they should be out in front of all this.

Posted by: mjc at October 08, 2019 12:39 PM (Pg+x7)


They're all too busy subscribing to "the dispatch" to do their actual jobs of representing their voters!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (BiNEL)

459 @AuroraIntel

#Russia calls on #Turkey not to undermine the "political solution" in #Syria.



Well slap my ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

460 Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

"Fabulous! The Dispatch is the new serious conservative venture. The NR is too afraid to break with its readers and lead in a time of national crisis."

I wonder if she read that tweet after she wrote it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (7IKAb)

"Crisis?" What "national crisis?"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (NFEMn)

461 The DickThatch

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

462 So, this is what our lives has been missing ... longform NeverTrumper twitter posts.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (hdzef)

463 Hey, anyone know what the cuck rules will be at this new rag? Will they be giving it to each other's wives by themselves or you think they'll have some room in that sloppy mess for a single guy?

My services are CHEAP and I always satisfy, especially when I'm surrounded by a cruise ship audience of cucks with their pants around their ankles.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (2ZzGF)

464 442 I've said this before here but Gene Vieth's "Modern Fascism" was much better, and came out years earlier.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I will have to read that! So maybe Goldberg just cribbed most of the book? Would explain a lot. And I agree with your comment at 410 -- it's like seeing someone deteriorate from some weird disease right before your eyes.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (5KWnQ)

465 For $6million, they should be able to afford something more than SS Minnow. Costa Concordia's Captain is available for hire I hear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (Cil7w)

466 The only people who will read it will be DNC operatives assigned to monitor DNC investments.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Pqytn)

And Allahpundit, who will dutifully and breathlessly repost everything they write.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)

467 Thats what Gen X, Z Millennials are asking of you. You Boomers lecture us, but continue to bang your head against a stone wall of betrayal and deceit.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (Bf3hj)

The fact waaaaaay too many conservatives wholesale the deceit, sounding identical to Democrats in the process, is why conservatism is being abandoned as an ideology.

Posted by: trev006 at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (dHvRD)

468 Why do all these fucking assholes think they're pirates? The Bulwark did this same exact shit. What are they going to board and pillage, besides the SS Type-2 Diabetes?

Any website with a pirate motif and a masthead with some sort of apropos quote is just garba....I mean actually this pirate shit is cool, I totally understand now.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)

469 The christening party should be great. Ritz crackers, Cheez Wiz, lil smokies and jug wine. $6 million doesn't go far.

Like Anna said, its not much in Manhattan. Five to six figure incomes for the main writers, rent for an office, and coding for a website etc and you're looking at turning in bottles to pay for the internet bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

470 "a digital media company"

So, a website it is.

Digital Media Company, a fanciful label for a couple guys who lost their soapbox.

Not saying a website is bad, wrong, or trivial, but "Media Company" for "using computer tech to publish"? Give me a break.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2019 12:48 PM (6eEQ+)

471 I am all for all of the Cuck Crew being in one place because that makes it easier for me to ignore them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

472 the folks behind the producers say this is too much,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (x+C/t)

473 @AuroraIntel

#Russia calls on #Turkey not to undermine the "political solution" in #Syria.



Well slap my ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Tucker had some guest on last night, a retired general and he said that Trump's move will have all the players in the area start to realign their interests.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

474 434 you'll never guess how much they are charging for membership, 1,500 dollars, that's too much money to snark,
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019


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They're charging for membership? My God. That's like IHOP charging for salsa on your eggs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (ClOmq)

475 Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.

https://bit.ly/2M0shpD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

476 What's in all of this for us?

Posted by: Incels at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (DMUuz)

477 OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/yy66cme8

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (2KYgn)

478 haha Hugh Hewitt is all excited about the Dipshits thing

what a shock

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (Rarvo)

479 Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

You'd need an electron microscope to find what Jen Rubin knows about 'serious conservatism'.

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (8erNz)

480 "doing exactly what the apologists are doing ... You're not helping people
understand the problem, then you are part of the problem." -- Don LeMon

Posted by: Neo at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (3aI0K)

481 "Crisis?" What "national crisis?"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (NFEMn)

The heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (X/Pw5)

482 The DickTouch

Posted by: Josephistan at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (Izzlo)

483 @AuroraIntel

#Russia calls on #Turkey not to undermine the "political solution" in #Syria.



Well slap my ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Turkey is a pebble in everyone's shoes. Maybe the one thing we should cooperate with russia and putin on is to crush Turkey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (cEsBM)

484 Goddamn, the cucks are retweeting the everloving shit out of this. You'd think French and Goldberg just cured cancer while landing on the moon and not pleasuring their wives. It's just a fucking newsletter.

They are all in the grifter business and constantly back up each other's grifts in return for having their future grifts promoted by the other grifters.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (datdl)

485 I'm thinking the principals at The Dispatch could bring on Greta Queefberg to do a weekly column on Climate fallout.

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (2Mnv1)

486 80 if "remnant" wasn't a synonym for "dingleberry", it is now.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 12:11 PM

I think "The Rump" would be a better name.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (DHXgU)

487 I kept being told they hated his "everyman" roots and speech. That never made sense to me. I've decided that they hate alpha-male. That's also why the idea of their watching their wives being serviced by Paolo make so much intrinsic sense. They're terrified by alpha. It scares them and they don't know why. I can tell them, they're betas. They want to whine and complain but never DO anything.

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (nRWPy)

488 Sure, I get that conservatism isn't "the handmaiden" (HAH! Deliberate pop culture reference is deliberate) to any one political party. That's fine. But, y'know, us rubes kinda think conservatism SHOULD be a handmaiden to, I dunno, itself?

What's the last g-ddamn thing YOU'VE conserved for conservatism, Jonah? And if your answer is "endless war in Afghanistan," you've lost the frigging plot, you doughy twat.

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (cOb8R)

489 441
The only people who will read it will be DNC operatives assigned to monitor DNC investments.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Pqytn)






And brutally sarcastic deplorables looking for comedy material.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:45 PM (veoSD)

Bah. The love of a sarcastic deplorable is not like the love of a square.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

490 450
The christening party should be great. Ritz crackers, Cheez Wiz, lil smokies and jug wine. $6 million doesn't go far.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (C1Lsn)


What, no Italian sandwich deplorables can't pronounce?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (7IKAb)

491 A worthless newsletter that'll be promoted by leftists as if it's conservative when it's a bunch of cucks who are angry that we no longer regard them as useful. F*ck them all.

Posted by: Cory at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GGA9q)

492 477 OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.

And the map is kinda hysterical, it looks like about a third of their service territory including just about every suburb/exurb with more than three trees.

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (8erNz)

493 Butt pirates and turd burglars, maybe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

494 Tucker had some guest on last night, a retired general and he said that Trump's move will have all the players in the area start to realign their interests.


exactly

why is everyone freaking out - just move the troops out and see what fucking happens why don't we!!!

there's literally no downside for us

and we can ALWAYS go back quick if need be

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (Rarvo)

495 All the Conservative "movement" ever really wanted was to complain about the Liberal Order, not replace it, or Enact its own agenda.

Posted by: Where are the indictments at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (Bf3hj)

They are in it for "muh" graft, not "muh" principles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (BiNEL)

496 I am all for all of the Cuck Crew being in one place because that makes it easier for me to ignore them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2
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Agreed. It's like a concentration camp for cucks. Or maybe like putting them under quarentine so we can exersize their poison from the body politic of true conservatisim.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (2sCft)

497 I dubbed the earlier exercise, the bulwinkle

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (x+C/t)

498 484 Goddamn, the cucks are retweeting the everloving shit out of this. You'd think French and Goldberg just cured cancer while landing on the moon and not pleasuring their wives. It's just a fucking newsletter.

They are all in the grifter business and constantly back up each other's grifts in return for having their future grifts promoted by the other grifters.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (datdl)
===

Just call me Grifty McGrift!

Posted by: Steven F. Hayes at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (BDZWU)

499 I'm one of the biggest names in conservative blog non-subscribers and I'm going to preemptively cancel my subscription now to avoid the holiday rush!

I recommend you do likewise!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (+Kpte)

500
471 I am all for all of the Cuck Crew being in one place because that makes it easier for me to ignore them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (mf5HN)


If they are ignored any harder than they were in 2016 they will vanish into fat air.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

501 Does this mean that National Review might be a decent read a few months from now?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (xptlg)

502 Though temporarily separated from my beloved intern, I will open each day at the new office with a grace. Today's version: "Dear lord, please protect our small and merry band, and our little pirate skiff with our meager provisions aboard, as we embark on our cruise through the gray and smoking hulks of yesterdays wreckages. Please protect George and Pierre. Most of all, Pierre. And keep sending the paychecks. Thank you."

Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (LISuA)

503 Guys,

Re: Liberal Fascism

The writers at the Claremont Review essentially claimed that Goldberg cribbed his thesis from their writings, but then did not acknowledge them:

A review in the Claremont Review of Books said:

Goldberg is certainly right when he says that most academics have willfully ignored modern liberalism's progressive-fascist roots, although scholars such as James Ceaser, John Marini, and others (including me) have in fact been calling attention to the progressive origins of modern liberalism for the past 20 years. Liberal Fascism clearly draws from these works but makes surprisingly little reference to them, even in a few instances when the book's observations sound awfully familiar. Yet if Goldberg proceeds, in some respects, down a path blazed by others, he does so with the kind of terrific writing and energy that is certain to make the connection between modern liberalism and its statist ancestors a more prominent factor in America's political battles and debates.[31]

...

I hear there's a backstory here, too, and that they would have been more forceful in accusing him of plagiarism had they not worked out a back-room agreement -- Goldberg would write a later article noting how important Claremont was to this thesis, and Claremont would refrain from saying "plagiarism" more clearly.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (PbpT7)

504 Retreat Turtle McConnell was their first sub.

Posted by: Galil at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (Pzzpr)

505 Like I said, maybe we aren't getting out of the way in Syria for Turkey to slaughter the Kurds, maybe we are getting out of the way so the Kurds can hand the Turks their asses.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (9VeU0)

506 >>Tucker had some guest on last night, a retired general and he said that Trump's move will have all the players in the area start to realign their interests.

I love how Trump disrupts the norm by doing what the establishment doesn't want him to do and then watch everyone freak out for 24 hours. Then those same people develop amnesia when it turns out he knew exactly what he was doing and actually had a plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)

507


Will they have a weight room in their new offices?

LOL

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (M/BaK)

508 And the map is kinda hysterical, it looks like about a third of their service territory including just about every suburb/exurb with more than three trees.

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (8erNz)


Green power for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (BiNEL)

509 410†Its kind of disturbing what happened to Goldberg, he used to be funny and effective. Its like watching someone you know who is addicted to gambling go down hill and knowing you can't do anything about it. He can't seem to help destroying himself through pointless idiotic behavior

Posted by:†Christopher R Taylor†at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

I'm sure he has the intelligence to do well at things, the problem is he hates actual Americans, especially the working class. Not our sort and look how anti-semitic they are, dear boy. Even if he didn't have a personal stake, his funding would dry up -very- quickly if he took nationalist positions. So he has to hawk a substandard product until the gravy train dries up. Which it will.

Posted by: trev006 at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (dHvRD)

510 , is plunging into a tough space --conservative, but not a booster of President Trump. "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party," the co-founders say in a letter to readers.

--

...or a handmaiden to a bunch of sell-out "conservacuck" political commentators.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (JoUsr)

511 New York real estate prices..

Ray Stantz waves his beer can over the table of Chinese takeout. "This is the last of our petty cash."

I can imagine such a scene next November with Johan and his crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (Cil7w)

512 They will be used and tossed aside.

There are not that many conservatives or repubs that will read their garbage.

So that leaves Soros funded "supporters" to target Trump until he wins again. Then it deflates.

There is too much to read out there already. A fake fence sitter will not have a draw.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (vEIlU)

513 HOLY SHIT! Three flabby middle aged men who flirt with each other and post dog pictures all day on Twitter are GOING TO SEND YOU EMAILS!?

*clicks retweet 10,000 times*

Posted by: TrueCon Inc at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (datdl)

514 endorsed by the severely conservative jen rubin, eh

Posted by: dj3way at October 08, 2019 12:52 PM (bhPL1)

515 The Dispatch, eh. I figure our maiden voyage will have been more successful.

Posted by: The Titanic at October 08, 2019 12:53 PM (6eEQ+)

516 Every normal man must be tempted at times to wash off his hands, hoist the white flag and begin licking boots.

Posted by: David French at October 08, 2019 12:53 PM (GjMIr)

517 We stand adrift in this skiff of ours, a dinghy really, small and useless, in a tide of much much bigger warships, tremendously huge, most of them black.

Posted by: Jonah giving away the plot at October 08, 2019 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)

518 454 . . . 457 Where are the indictments

It's really hard to look in the mirror and accept you were a gullible fool. I hate thinking they were just in it for the money but -- I guess there really isn't any other explanation, is there?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (5KWnQ)

519
Turkey is a pebble in everyone's shoes. Maybe the one thing we should cooperate with russia and putin on is to crush Turkey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 12:50 PM (cEsBM)

No - once again, it's amazing how hard it is to accept that the best solution is just to walk away and let them duke it out. Like the ending of the movie War Games - the only way to Win is not to Play.

Russia wants Syria. Turkey wants Syria. Iran wants Syria. The Kurds want Syria. They can all keep themselves busy there for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

520 Ebola outbreak maps are so last month. I'm waiting for lace wigs to make a comeback.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (ju9gW)

521 OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.


Venezuelatastic!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)

522 453 Right now, we are a small and merry band, boarding a pirate skiff with
limited provisions amidst choppy waters crammed with well-equipped
battleships, barreling through the smoking wrecks of larger vessels that
came before us.

That's some top-shelf, grade "A", aged 25 years in oak barrels, writing right there. Did you think, maybe I should show it to an editor" before hitting "post"?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 08, 2019 12:46 PM (LISuA)

No, because the editor will run the writer through with a sword before committing seppuku to ameliorate her shame at being associated with such a shitshow. Ideally.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

523 So the NR is safe again?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (vEIlU)

524 Will they have a weight room in their new offices?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM


I'm tanned, rested, and could consult on this project, for a small, but nominal fee, of course.

Posted by: Barry "Mr. Curl" Soetoro at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (DMUuz)

525 520 Ebola outbreak maps are so last month. I'm waiting for lace wigs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (ju9gW)

Lace wig maps?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

526 ... for goodness sakes, who on the net is "conservative and a booster of trump"? where is this "worrisome trend? can you imagine a leftist calling for a magazine or website that was "liberal but not a booster of obama"?

there is no unity among conservatives or even republicans, at least not as much as the left and democrats.

Posted by: mjc at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pg+x7)

527 Jennifer Rubin on French leaving NR:

"Fabulous! The Dispatch is the new serious conservative venture. The NR is too afraid to break with its readers and lead in a time of national crisis."

I wonder if she read that tweet after she wrote it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 08, 2019 12:38 PM (7IKAb)

"Crisis?" What "national crisis?"
Posted by: JoeF.

3.9% unemployment. When you're a rumormonger for the elite, it's a national crisis.

Meanwhile, 32% of black men indicated that they would vote for Trump.

Which, in a way, is yet another crisis for these whores for Hillary.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (vFDdt)

528
Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.



https://bit.ly/2M0shpD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

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And Susan Rice's post-dated email declaring Barry's request that everything be done "by the book". And that email was sent at the request of the Obama White House Counsel's office. Comey was at that meeting, too.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pqytn)

529 >>>523 So the NR is safe again?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

not really. It's not like any of the rest of them are worth a damn. Most are cucks, just more mealy-mouthed about it, like they want to keep their phoney-baloney jobs or something.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (PbpT7)

530 larger vessels that came before us

Metaphor?

Posted by: IP at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (QPvMy)

531 Jonah stop cribbing from Harlan Ellison, you are not adrift off the Islets of Langerhans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Cil7w)

532 >>521
OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.





Venezuelatastic!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Cannibalism can't be far behind.

Posted by: Galil at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pzzpr)

533 Have you seen these pudgy fucks? Every room in that place is a weight room. Fraught with it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (oZ6kz)

534 515 The Dispatch, eh. I figure our maiden voyage will have been more successful.

Posted by: The Titanic at October 08, 2019 12:53 PM (6eEQ+)


You got halfway there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

535 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

536 When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next?

The Foxhole?
The Poopdeck?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (KUaJL)

537


"David French it says here on the invoice. Could you sign for this Dave?"

"It's David."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (M/BaK)

538 This is good - all the Never Trumper jerks in one location maybe now I can go back to reading National Review. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (EPtLe)

539 501 Does this mean that National Review might be a decent read a few months from now?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (xptlg)

Let's just say that they will certainly have the opportunity to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

540 California rolls back to 1850 conditions because of....wind.

Great job, guys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

541 Soros must have tasty jizz because they keep reaching out to suck his cock every chance.

Seriously. Who do they think their audience is?

When you're praised by Jen Rubin, you're doing something VERY wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

542


"When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next? "

The Bilge Pump.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (M/BaK)

543 Every normal man must be tempted at times to wash off his hands, hoist the white flag and begin licking boots.
Posted by: David French



Annnnnd we have another, strong contender for threadwinner.

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (vFDdt)

544 Ooooo, a new site with the same tired cucks dancing around their circlejerk.

LOLGF

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (qZdIZ)

545 Rumors abound everywhere today that Hillary will be getting into the race. Someone mentioned to me she's talked to the DNC and she believes under a "comeback" banner, let's get it right this time, Hillary believes she can beat Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

546 I perfectly understand the concept of "micro-targeting", but aren't these losers pretty much catering to the same (already small) audience long-ago locked-up by the Paycheck Conservatives at the NYT, WaPo, etc.?

Whatev. I can't wait to aggressively not read this crap.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (77WPm)

547 When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next?
...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++++
The Foundered

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (I2dne)

548 They didn't bow low enough.

NBA Issues Another Statement Trying To Clean Up Appeasing China, China Drops Their Broadcastsv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

549 It's pretty good news for National Review that French is leaving. Means there's going to be more column space for my handle's namesake Nick Frankovich to compare left wing agitators to Jesus and random high school boys to Roman soldiers trying to crucify him.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (hdzef)

550 OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.





Venezuelatastic!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)


Because of a severe wind event forecast. Which basically means their infrastructure is crumbling and they know wires are going to go down all over the place.


That, and we can't tell our brown frens they can't be using their tortilla grill over an open fire in the park, so we gotta improve our chances where we can.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (Z1ykJ)

551 D'OH!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldbricker at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (flINI)

552 503 Guys,

Re: Liberal Fascism

The writers at the Claremont Review essentially claimed that Goldberg cribbed his thesis from their writings, but then did not acknowledge them
Ace

OK, so my whole life is now a lie. Good grief, that book was the only reason I ever cut him any slack. I think I will ramble down to the medical supply store and buy one of those helmets for the intellectually impaired.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (5KWnQ)

553 545 Rumors abound everywhere today that Hillary will be getting into the race. Someone mentioned to me she's talked to the DNC and she believes under a "comeback" banner, let's get it right this time, Hillary believes she can beat Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (VpIIl)


Umm, okay.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (9VeU0)

554 The MacGuffin?

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (2Mnv1)

555 Someone, and I'm not saying who it is, is going to need a yuge presidential library in five years.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

Wait, isn't the Newseum building free? Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (32YRo)

556 "The conservative movement was not intended to be a handmaiden to a single political party,"

Wut?

If I've got my PoliSci 101 correct, I believe that there is only one party that even pretends to harbor conservatism.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (iuFgi)

557 OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/yy66cme8
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (2KYgn)

There's a good chance that I might be one of those 600,000. If I don't comment here for a week, you'll know for sure.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (GjMIr)

558 Some sarcastic fucker told them they should start a newsletter like it's 1995 and they believed it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2019 12:58 PM (h41rK)

559
OT: PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.

https://tinyurl.com/yy66cme8
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (2KYgn)








It's going to be funny to watch as businesses try to get generators in to maintain power, but the local and state governments will nix that because of zoning and permitting issues.

They do NOT like those big diesel generators, and it's almost impossible to legally install new generators in CA urban areas anymore, without violating the law.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (veoSD)

560 We do not know the insults heaped at Christ as he struggled under the weight of the cross, but it is likely they said mean things about his newsletter and called him a cuck.

Posted by: Nick Frankincense at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

561 >>I hear there's a backstory here, too, and that they would have been more forceful in accusing him of plagiarism had they not worked out a back-room agreement -- Goldberg would write a later article noting how important Claremont was to this thesis, and Claremont would refrain from saying "plagiarism" more clearly.
- - - -

WOW.
Had never heard about any of this.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

562 Ahoy !!!

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (DQRtz)

563 The Dis Patch.

Because that's all they will do.

Posted by: jsg at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (ENutz)

564 545 Rumors abound everywhere today that Hillary will be getting into the race. Someone mentioned to me she's talked to the DNC and she believes under a "comeback" banner, let's get it right this time, Hillary believes she can beat Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

=========

Her entering before the convention delights me to no end.

Her winning the nomination again could tear the Democratic Party apart before the general election.

Does my theory that she's an undercover operative out to destroy the Democratic Party from the inside sound so crazy now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (q80AH)

565 548 They didn't bow low enough.

NBA Issues Another Statement Trying To Clean Up Appeasing China, China Drops Their Broadcastsv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)


Marco Rubio (!) tweeted that some champion professional video game player was bounced off the platform and prie money taken back because China.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (9VeU0)

566 PGE in N. CA is saying they are could cut power for up to 7 days for 600,000 people.

I had a long talk with a PGE exec a while back and he shared some private concerns the company has. They're barely able to sustain the demands of people right now, it was in the context of electric cars. He said at night when everyone turns on their lights, the system goes into the red, groaning with the drain and barely able to keep up.

They need to build more power plants, like three or four. But everyone always votes against it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

567 545 Rumors abound everywhere today that Hillary will be getting into the race. Someone mentioned to me she's talked to the DNC and she believes under a "comeback" banner, let's get it right this time, Hillary believes she can beat Trump.

___

But won't Trump be impeached and in prison by 2020? It's confusing keeping up with all this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (FiUMj)

568 LOL get fucked NBA

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (KNsKs)

569 So PGE is saying get ready for Collander Land which will roll into Disney, gut the Mouse with a chainsaw, and generally turn the place into a wasteland fit to be an outworld colony.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (Cil7w)

570

The Three Amigos Weebles Dispatch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

571 >>When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next?


The Bunghole!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

572 it'll be good for a Driscoll link or two at Instapundit every day.

Posted by: x at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (nFwvY)

573 http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/
Posted by: jacob joseph at October 08, 2019 12:13 PM (az/3o)


Sweden.

Huh.

Wonder how that happened.

Sorry Sweden. You brought this shit willingly upon yourself. You DEMANDED it.

Enjoy global isolation. You're quarantined.

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

574 Wait, are they really going to have an actual physical office? Why?

Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

575 On the positive side the Bulwark toilet seats will always be left down.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (koNhm)

576 ""Crisis?" What "national crisis?""

Lowest unemployment in my lifetime, improved trade positions...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (cK6RY)

577 Does this mean that National Review might be a decent read a few months from now?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 08, 2019 12:51 PM (xptlg)

Let's just say that they will certainly have the opportunity to be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)


They'll fuck it up; I have confidence in those dorks to continue their DiMaggio level streak of getting it wrong.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (y7DUB)

578 545 Rumors abound everywhere today that Hillary will be getting into the race. Someone mentioned to me she's talked to the DNC and she believes under a "comeback" banner, let's get it right this time, Hillary believes she can beat Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

And speaking of plump, deluded has-beens....

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

579 The power cutting in California is hilarious - this is what happens when you govern by judicial liability rules piled up with enviro-nutbagery .

A court found that PG&E is liable for any fires started by their lines blowing down. PG&E does not have the funds needed to bury all their lines in forested area. Getting it would mean raising everyone's electric bills, and That is Right Out. So now, in order to avoid new liability, everytime a severe storm blows up PG&E has to turn off the power anywhere a tree might fall on their lines and start a fire. And, California sinks deeper and deeper into 3 world standards of living. If you want reliable power, get a home generator.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

580 I'm waiting for the Hawiian Judge to order Trump to take the ebola patient in to America.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (KUaJL)

581 547 When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next?
...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 12:56 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++++
The Foundered
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (I2dne)

It'll be called the Life Preserver. The symbol on the masthead will be an anchor, because they clearly can't tell one from the other.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (J+mig)

582 And Susan Rice's post-dated email declaring Barry's request that everything be done "by the book". And that email was sent at the request of the Obama White House Counsel's office. Comey was at that meeting, too.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pqytn)

I just saw Susan Rice on Bloomberg Television today. As you can imagine, David Westin, the interviewer, made no mention of this odd incident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (iuFgi)

583 They just constitute and reconstitute like the liquid silver blobs of the bad man in Terminator 2.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (JoUsr)

584 Alex, the water cooler talk is gonna be TIGHT!

Guys guys, did you see that episode of Frasier last night 24 years ago?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

585 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (q80AH)
"

She's nuts. There is no way she would win with key demographics in states needed to capture the presidency. Some of those states have moved further away, and I don't see what her path to electoral college victory would be. Plus, she has high unfavorables.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

586 not really. It's not like any of the rest of them are worth a damn. Most are cucks, just more mealy-mouthed about it, like they want to keep their phoney-baloney jobs or something.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 12:55 PM (PbpT7)


I like Andrew McCarthy, but usually find his stuff from other sites that link him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vEIlU)

587 574 Wait, are they really going to have an actual physical office? Why?

Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

Please, that would get in the way of their wives' time with the pool boy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

588 can we send this to the COLUMBUS DISPATCH so they can sue them for Copyright infringement.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (dKiJG)

589 585 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (q80AH)
"

She's nuts. There is no way she would win with key demographics in states needed to capture the presidency. Some of those states have moved further away, and I don't see what her path to electoral college victory would be. Plus, she has high unfavorables.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

===========

In a crowded race, she can plow her way to victory through plurality wins, just like Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (q80AH)

590 SIGN UP for your new DickScratch newsletter where we show all the ways to suckle penis of the wealthy to earn big $$$$!

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

591 culture 11, hold my beer, that's where young master friedersdof came from after being sullivans intern

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (x+C/t)

592 The existence of this...thing doesn't surprise me at all.

The fact that there are apparently real liberal doners putting up real money for this disaster is what I find shocking.

Posted by: Biergood at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (yb6r+)

593 ""Crisis?" What "national crisis?""



Lowest unemployment in my lifetime, improved trade positions...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (cK6RY)

It's a crisis for them, for Paycheck Conservatives everywhere, because Drumpf is making them look precisely like the weak, limp, useless wastes of carbon they've always been.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (77WPm)

594 Doesn't PGE still owe Canada an assload of $$ from the last time they failed to turn out enough juice?

Posted by: Galil at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (Pzzpr)

595 >>>Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.

All money-sucking organizations and start-ups get a physical office, and often a very overly expensive one, in order to show they've "made it." Well, really just to have nice things on someone else's dime. But they claim they make to justify exorbitant expenses is that they have to project an image of solidity and etc.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

596 When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next?


The Bunghole!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)


lol, oh Lizzy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

597 Trump is so dangerous we must isolate ourselves and preach to the #NeverTrump choir 24/7 because we can't take any criticism. #Wut

What a grand strategy to awaken the masses to your cause!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9BmSv)

598 Here in little ol' Mendocino County (NorCal), PGE is telling us the power will likely be off for 24 hours. But then it could take several days to re-energize the system. Hopefully we're back up by Friday night or Saturday.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (t41dG)

599 The only way I would respect NR again would be if they hired Kurt Schlichter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

600 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (q80AH)
"

She might beat out the primary buffoons, but she could never win the presidency. It would be an even bigger win this time for Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

601 The Cuckpatch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (u//oP)

602 Waddle, Hillary, waddle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

603 I think Hillary is violently mistaken if she believes Democrats will gladly line up behind her as the great white hope for the party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

604 Will they have an HR Department at The Bulwark or would that be redundant?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (koNhm)

605 It's "conservative" but not supportive of President Trump. And yet President Trump is the most demonstrably conservative president in recent history. How does that work?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (H8QX8)

606 541 When you're praised by Jen Rubin, you're doing something VERY wrong.


They are probably doing Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (vWMNq)

607 Was that "The Remnant" or "The Revenant"?

Posted by: red speck at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (nrC0n)

608 Ought to seem pretty patently obvious by now that the cucks desperately need the Bad Bar OrangeMan Who Is Bad to "go away" so they can get-on with the previously lucrative con they had running for decades.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (77WPm)

609 They desperately need some diversity. I hear Michael Steele is looking for a gig outside MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

610 On a side note are the Democrats still trying to get us into a shooting war with Russia?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (koNhm)

611 574
Wait, are they really going to have an actual physical office? Why?



Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.


you gotta have someplace that someone can run around yelling "STOP THE PRESSES!"

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (sGtp+)

612 >>In a crowded race, she can plow her way to victory through plurality wins, just like Trump.


She doesn't have the stamina to fight Trump for very long.

IF she gets in, it will be as late as legally possible to cut down on the effort required and also, how much press she gets. She polls better when she's quiet/off-radar.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

613 607 Was that "The Remnant" or "The Revenant"?
Posted by: red speck at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (nrC0n)

The Bear is still lonely and he thinks Jonah will do.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

614 560 We do not know the insults heaped at Christ as he struggled under the weight of the cross, but it is likely they said mean things about his newsletter and called him a cuck.

Posted by: Nick Frankincense at October 08, 2019 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

This is the very sort of TruCon analysis I expect NR to run with going forward.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (hdzef)

615 Remember to get the physical copy so you can do the "Dispatch Fold-In." Prizes for those who can guess which member of the Ghanan soccer team it shows doinking the misses.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

616 great white hope for the party

Now I have this image of thousands of Democrat voters on the beach trying to push Hillary the White Whale back into the water...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Cil7w)

617 600 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (q80AH)
"

She might beat out the primary buffoons, but she could never win the presidency. It would be an even bigger win this time for Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

===========

Of course.

I think if she won the primary, we'd see a serious 3rd party from the left form.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)

618 Wait, are they really going to have an actual physical office? Why?

Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 08, 2019 01:00 PM (mf5HN)


Check the owner/landlord of the office.

This is likely graft. Follow the money.

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

619
PGE and Cali.. they're like perfect for each other. It'd take a decade to get one substantial power plant built let alone 3. It's not going to get any better out there. No power for a day or two now, a few days next time, then a week maybe.

Any guesses how long before the hoodlums would start to take advantage?

Posted by: IP at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (QPvMy)

620 So PGE is saying get ready for Collander Land which will roll into
Disney, gut the Mouse with a chainsaw, and generally turn the place into
a wasteland fit to be an outworld colony.


The Purge, Cali style.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (2KYgn)

621 A court found that PGE is liable for any fires
started by their lines blowing down. PGE does not have the funds
needed to bury all their lines in forested area. Getting it would mean
raising everyone's electric bills, and That is Right Out. So now, in
order to avoid new liability, everytime a severe storm blows up PGE
has to turn off the power anywhere a tree might fall on their lines and
start a fire. And, California sinks deeper and deeper into 3 world
standards of living. If you want reliable power, get a home
generator.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

=================================
Vote for communist kleptocrats and you get what you deserve. Californian expats are in the top five groups moving to NC. SC, VA, FL, and NY are the others.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

622 Their next magazine should be called The Flounce.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (J+mig)

623 In a crowded race, she can plow her way to victory through plurality wins, just like Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (q80AH)

I agree - Biden is toast, and every time Warren starts to move up, some more videos of past lies come out. And Bernie's Biological Clock is losing a lot of time these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

624 Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.



https://bit.ly/2M0shpD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

Huge, John Holmes huge.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (NFEMn)

625

This is how Soros props people up for the sake of saturating the country (and abroad) with propaganda. Doesn't matter if they make money. The $millions thrown at them have a purpose even if it is an empty vessel, it has a brightly colored neon label.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (vEIlU)

626 Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (x+C/t)

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Friedersdork was the reason I made one of my rare demands on my mother - to end her subscription to the awful Atlantic. And, of course his name is "Conor," because that is a fag name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ggmC1)

627 It's "conservative" but not supportive of President
Trump. And yet President Trump is the most demonstrably conservative
president in recent history. How does that work?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (H8QX

Paycheck Conservatives have deeply held principles.
And if you don't like them, they have other deeply held principles.
But the one principle the actually hold very, very deeply is that they need a steady paycheck.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (77WPm)

628 Hayes, French and Goldberg:

The Cuckpatch Kids

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (u//oP)

629 612 >>In a crowded race, she can plow her way to victory through plurality wins, just like Trump.


She doesn't have the stamina to fight Trump for very long.

IF she gets in, it will be as late as legally possible to cut down on the effort required and also, how much press she gets. She polls better when she's quiet/off-radar.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

=========

I'm always shocked at how powerful she is in the party.

I think it's foolish to think she's lost that power. She may have the institutional muscle to make it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (q80AH)

630 Trajan gives it "gravitas", plus it came with the PC.

Also Jonah misread it as Trojans and thought he was stocking up on bull supplies.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (yD1vs)

631 >>In a crowded race, she can plow her way to victory through plurality wins, just like Trump.

If she gets in the race, which I doubt, it will be for one reason only. To claim that she can't be investigated because she is a presidential candidate just like Biden is doing.

She has not gotten more popular in the last 3 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ZLI7S)

632 606 541 When you're praised by Jen Rubin, you're doing something VERY wrong.


They are probably doing Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (vWMNq)

Bob Dole doesn't think there's that much Viagra on the planet.

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

633 607
Was that "The Remnant" or "The Revenant"?

bear out front shoulda clued you in

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (sGtp+)

634
6 I see the Jonah and Co. are rearranging the deck chairs on the NeverTrump Titanic again.

I'm sure this will go swimmingly.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (qC1Sy)
They'll just have to chill out.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (R/01c)

635 Surprising absolutely nobody, I read a report that said about 50% of people who had their mortgage adjusted (ie bailed out by tax payers) after the housing crash, are once again delinquent on their mortgages.

It's almost as if deadbeats will always be deadbeats or something. But that won't stop the govt from another bailout I'm sure. It's only another $1T of other people's money after all.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (FiUMj)

636 They need Meggie Mac for restaurant reviews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

637 Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.

he's looking for a life-line by threatening the JEF with what he knows

It's an S.O.S. to the rest of the crooks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (vEIlU)

638 PGE: If you don't let us build some more power plants we're going to have to shut off power.

Californians: No more power plants

*PGE shuts off power*

Californians: :O

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (KUaJL)

639
That, and we can't tell our brown frens they can't be using their tortilla grill over an open fire in the park, so we gotta improve our chances where we can.



But cutting their power will lead to more of that, so...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

640 Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.



https://bit.ly/2M0shpD



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)


(immediately adds 1000-shares of whoever makes popcorn to portfolio)

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (77WPm)

641 French? Is that the dude that looks like Paul Bartel?

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (RuIsu)

642 48 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

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A clutch of Cuckolds?
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Fat tub of worthless shit.

Posted by: Death to Rinos at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (JNTt1)

643 I agree - Biden is toast, and every time Warren starts to move up, some more videos of past lies come out. And Bernie's Biological Clock is losing a lot of time these days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)


Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (9VeU0)

644 At the Bulwark Jonah Goldberg gets paid 0.77 of every dollar paid to Jen Rubin.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (koNhm)

645 511 New York real estate prices..

Ray Stantz waves his beer can over the table of Chinese takeout. "This is the last of our petty cash."

I can imagine such a scene next November with Johan and his crew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019


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Slow down. Chew your food.

Posted by: Jonah "Peter Venkman" Goldberg at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (ClOmq)

646 These guys are the assholes who, when they go to a fancy restaurant, always order "The" chicken or "The Beef" like there is only one.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 08, 2019 12:41 PM (NFEMn)

you forgot " the cock", always "the cock"

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (AQBtr)

647 They need Meggie Mac for restaurant reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (ptqGC)


Either she's a big time stress eater, or she has zero self-respect. I don't get it. She keeps blowing up more and more on national television.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (vEIlU)

648 Seriously, why? If there was any type of endeavor that is perfect for remote work, it's a website and email newsletter.

I'm just guessing, but look at their idea of a cutting edge 1995 way to reach the people. They probably think you have to have an office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

649
What rich guy is paying for this?

It's not like it's ever going to make a profit.

And who does the rich guy think he's going to influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (vYRCG)

650 "So... there will be some boosting of the Democrat Party?"
........

They could start their own and call it the Cocktail Weenie Party.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

651 And, California sinks deeper and deeper into 3 world standards of living. If you want reliable power, get a home generator.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)


The sad thing is, they'll probably start going after that as part of their "spare the air" days. Can that freaking smart meter tell the difference between the mandatory solar panels and a generator? I'm guessing since the latter actually generates power, yes.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Z1ykJ)

652 The first 100 subscribers get an autographed close up photo of Ana Navarro's lovely feet. Don't hesitate and miss this opportunity.

Posted by: Jonah at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Pzzpr)

653 Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster


I could easily see a Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket (or the reverse).

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (T6t7i)

654 We are now a wholly owned subsidiary of China Corp. Free noodles at the concession stand for the locals' team after every win, but only if you say "Mao Rules!" after placing your order. Go Big Red!

Posted by: The NBA at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (6eEQ+)

655 Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (9VeU0)

Well, he certainly would be another Historic First(tm) candidate for the media to play-up.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (77WPm)

656 Re: Maggie Mac - Can't fill the hole in your soul with chocolate croissants dear.

Posted by: IP at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (QPvMy)

657 Now Southern California Edison is talking about cutting power because of "potential wildfire danger." LA, Riverside, San Bernadino Counties.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (2KYgn)

658 Instead of casual Fridays they'll have Oreos on the Toilet Mondays.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (koNhm)

659 It's probably Pierre Omidyar funding it, 6 mil for him is a write off, and apparently he gets off on a mediocre doughy Jew telling him that his dick tastes like rainbow sherbet.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

660 Despite my rather violent-sounding new hash, I have no desire to slash slash the OP. OP's are cool. Without them, we'd have nothing to P about.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (u//oP)

661 I think if she won the primary, we'd see a serious 3rd party from the left form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)


They hated her in 2016; hence rallying behind a dipshit grifter like Bernie. They'll be even nuttier this time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

662 >>Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Yea, the mayor of a relatively small city that has zero support from blacks, has a far left platform hiding behind his midwestern "aw shucks" demeanor while he preaches that it is only right by God that we kill babies is going to be formidable.

uh huh

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

663 What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 12:07 PM


*looks at comments*

I was going to suggest "an embarrassment of cucks", but I like ace's "humiliation of cucks" better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ejd/p)

664 If she gets in the race, which I doubt, it will be
for one reason only. To claim that she can't be investigated because she
is a presidential candidate just like Biden is doing.



She has not gotten more popular in the last 3 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ZLI7S)

================================
I suspect that after the DOJ IG's FISA report comes out, she won't be smelling like a rose.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (Pqytn)

665 I wonder if the Bush family has invested in this c.f.?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

666 Yup, French has surrendered

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That's a high quality sentence there. Bravo.

Posted by: SH at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (sX1BW)

667 Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster

I could easily see a Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket (or the reverse).
Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 01:09 PM (T6t7i)

I keep thinking "there's no way that this country would make a dude named Buttgeig president. It just can't happen." And then I remember that we elected Obama twice, and I need to get a stiff drink.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

668 Vote for communist kleptocrats and you get what you deserve. Californian expats are in the top five groups moving to NC. SC, VA, FL, and NY are the others.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:06 PM


Very sadly, the locusts are migrating here, too.

Posted by: Texas at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (DMUuz)

669 So the SoCal power out, will hit hit SF and Google?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (Cil7w)

670 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

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It may or may not be Unlucky Pierre Omidyar, but... troof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (ggmC1)

671 >>I'm always shocked at how powerful she is in the party.

I think it's foolish to think she's lost that power. She may have the institutional muscle to make it happen.
- - - -
I'm not shocked at her power - she and Bill have spent 2+ decades using the money they get (foundation, PACS) on buying loyalty. They have people because people owe them their careers. For example, they used their foundation to host VIP seminars in which lucky media people were moderators, thus boosting their careers/network. Do that enough and those media people will not want to report negatively about you.


However, that power doesn't mean she can get elected. 2016 proved that. She's only gotten less likable, less healthy, less emotionally sound since then.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (bDqIh)

672 Warren isn't going to be hurt by her lies any more than Trump was. If people think she can beat Trump she could sacrifice Chelsea Clinton on an altar made of human bones and they'd shrug

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

673 Frenchhayes And Goldberg

Posted by: x at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (nFwvY)

674 But that won't stop the govt from another bailout I'm sure. It's only another $1T of other people's money after all.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (FiUMj)

Thatcher was apparently wrong. You don't ever run out of other people's money.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (H8QX8)

675 662 >>Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Yea, the mayor of a relatively small city that has zero support from blacks, has a far left platform hiding behind his midwestern "aw shucks" demeanor while he preaches that it is only right by God that we kill babies is going to be formidable.

uh huh
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

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The media lurves him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

676 "When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical
and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on
the drawing board for next? "


The Trireme. The Barquentine. The Galleon. The Junk (for the iteration in which they grift the ChiComs).

There are numerous possibilities.

Posted by: Bert G, back at the office at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (tOP4K)

677 Two of the biggest names in conservative journalism -- Steve Hayes,
formerly of the now-defunct Weekly Standard, and Jonah Goldberg, a
longtime National Review star -- will launch The Dispatch, a digital
media company, on Tuesday.



Prestige Worldwide!
Media!
Finance!
Security!

Boats and Hos!

Posted by: Step-Brothers at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (/Sb0s)

678 Why does it cost six million bucks to launch a freaking newsletter?

Posted by: The ARC of History!
>>The co-founders have many personal expenses.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (WkmoA)

679 The conservative case for the conservative movement not being a handmaiden to the conservative political party!

Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (WqPYg)

680 I was going to suggest "an embarrassment of cucks", but I like ace's "humiliation of cucks" better.

Too many syllables. A "Shame" of cucks is best as joncelli offered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

681 Thatcher was apparently wrong. You don't ever run out of other people's money.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (H8QX

Oh, but you do. It just takes longer when you're the currency every trade on the planet is done in.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (77WPm)

682 Maybe the next one should be The Coxswain.

Or The Seamen.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (oZ6kz)

683 How happy do you think Rich Lowry is?

Posted by: SH at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (sX1BW)

684 Either she's a big time stress eater, or she has zero self-respect. I don't get it. She keeps blowing up more and more on national television.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:08 PM (vEIlU)

It's in the genes

Started out a tugboat, working her way up to a scow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (AQBtr)

685 a... newsletter, and an expansion-team newsletter at that.

I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

686 475
Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders.



https://bit.ly/2M0shpD



Susan Rice. Do it by the book. Old news.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (vWMNq)

687 Will they have an HR Department at The Bulwark or would that be redundant?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:04 PM (koNhm)


They will need a revolving door at the entrance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (vEIlU)

688 674 But that won't stop the govt from another bailout I'm sure. It's only another $1T of other people's money after all.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:07 PM (FiUMj)

Thatcher was apparently wrong. You don't ever run out of other people's money.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (H8QX

___

You're welcome!!

Posted by: Money Printing Press at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (FiUMj)

689 Re TheDisposal:
I realize it is a tremendous shock to the sideshow when the rubes realize all the games are rigged. I applaud their efforts to come up with a new game to fleece the sheep. However, "flabby old grifter tosses a slow softball right over the center of the plate" is not likely to fill up the cash box again.

Posted by: Downcast at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (O0q0q)

690
The only candidate who could possibly beat the Big Dog is Gabbard, and that would be a longshot. Luckily, the Dems have decided to sideline her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (ggmC1)

691 Why Some Candidates Just Don't Belong at Booshwood

Posted by: The Bulwark at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (koNhm)

692 >>The media lurves him.

The might help him in the Democrat primary. It won't in the general.

Trump would curb stomp him like an Inuit on a baby seal.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

693 So then this new goldberg-hayes-french newsletter is a sort of human centipede thing.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (t41dG)

694 Too many syllables. A "Shame" of cucks is best as joncelli offered.


A Kink of Cucks?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

695

65 Given Plagiarist Goldberg's intellectual prowess, he probably stole "The Remnant" from the later Star Wars novels where the former Imperial Empire was called the Imperial Remnant.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 08, 2019 12:10 PM (Pt67T)
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Or, Jonah's such a dweeb, it's an homage.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman


It's from Burke/Kirk. Alluding to Isaiah's/Jeremiah's remnant that would carry on Israel despite widespread apostasy and diaspora.

He's preening, despite the fact that he is "conserving" nothing.

Posted by: imp at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (w+Z9D)

696 A Kluck of Cucks

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (Cil7w)

697 Heh, expansion team. It's the 1962 Mets of conservative opinion journalism.

Doesn't anybody here know how to play this game??

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)

698
I keep thinking "there's no way that this
country would make a dude named Buttgeig president. It just can't
happen." And then I remember that we elected Obama twice, and I need to
get a stiff drink.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Just to be clear, I can see the B / G ticket, but I don't see it winning. As you point out, though, the country has done lots of things I wouldn't have believed 10 years ago.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (T6t7i)

699 "Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders."

I wonder if this statement comes after Brennan was forced to spill his guts to Durham? 'Cause this smells of full retreat right there.

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (32YRo)

700 A Bottom of Cucks.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (koNhm)

701 Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster





He's popular with wine moms and other assorted dimwits but he has zero support with black voters. He will get wiped out in the general election. Biden is the only threat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (kw5n8)

702 to being an editor at a... newsletter

But..you're an editor at a newsletter, chief

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (100Bu)

703 531 Jonah stop cribbing from Harlan Ellison, you are not adrift off the Islets of Langerhans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019


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Don't I know it!

Posted by: Larry Talbot at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ClOmq)

704 JackStraw: "If she gets in the race, which I doubt, it will be for one reason only. To claim that she can't be investigated because she is a presidential candidate just like Biden is doing."

Yep. The Clintons will tease that they're running even if they aren't running until they die. It's their Get Out Of Jail Free card and might be the most important asset they own.

I, of course, hope Trumpinator goes after them anyway in the course of draining The Swamp during his next term.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (6eEQ+)

705 Other than Vox, I can't think of another "digital media company" launched in the past 10 years that is still around/profitable.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (FiUMj)

706 >>Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.


He's currently polling with blacks at 0%.
Really. ZERO.

Whatever appeal he has - and Hollywood donors LOVE him, so he has appeal - the Democrats cannot win without black voters. He may be a bigger threat in 2024 or 2028 if he takes the time to fix that weakness.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

707 The conservative case for the conservative movement not being a handmaiden to the conservative political party!

Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (WqPYg)

Sounds ridiculous, but there is actually some logic to this. If, for example, the heretofore "conservative" political party started acting like, say, the "Progressive Conservative" party in Canada after Mulroney was forced out, then by all means it's time to start to look for alternative vehicles for your electoral hopes.
But when your previously left-leaning political vehicle is being dragged (kicking and screaming) back over the center and actually (gasp) toward the right? Yeah, that's weapons-grade nonsense right there.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (77WPm)

708 702 to being an editor at a... newsletter

But..you're an editor at a newsletter, chief
Posted by: Trumplethinskin at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (100Bu)

I'm sure Jonah WISHES he had the moron horde.

Posted by: Don Q at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

709 Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg. He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

Posted by: blaster

Klouchbar is my black horse . She's got a bland, paste in mouth feel that is hard for Trump to attack.

Posted by: Jean at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (NrjdH)

710 Yeah I see zero scenarios in which Buttgag wins the general election. None. If you think Trump will get a larger slice of the black vote this year, wait until he's up against a skinny white homosexual "married" to another dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

711 h cmon why couldnt they have named it Ahoy!
"The Lube"!
Posted by: Paladin at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (KX5Wh)



just Lard

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

712 669 So the SoCal power out, will hit hit SF and Google?

The potential outages are not SoCal, but NorCal.

Google HQ no, SF no. Any datacenter worth what it pays its ops management has been testing their backup power sources.

The leafier South and East Bay suburbs as well as a lot of the Pacific coast, the Gold Country, lots of Sacramento suburbs, basically about a third of PGandE's service territory.

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (8erNz)

713 I'm always shocked at how powerful she is in the party.

I think it's foolish to think she's lost that power. She may have the institutional muscle to make it happen.
- - - -
I'm not shocked at her power - she and Bill have spent 2+ decades using the money they get (foundation, PACS) on buying loyalty. They have people because people owe them their careers. For example, they used their foundation to host VIP seminars in which lucky media people were moderators, thus boosting their careers/network. Do that enough and those media people will not want to report negatively about you.


However, that power doesn't mean she can get elected. 2016 proved that. She's only gotten less likable, less healthy, less emotionally sound since then.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (bDqIh)


We should have thrown her into the fires of mount doom in after the last election.

I fear the strength of men has faded in the last 4 years.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

714 Trump would curb stomp him like an Inuit on a baby seal.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)


Trump's specialty is assailing the unassailable.

But I think the ooh he's big bully picking on the nice boy would have a lot sway with the wine moms.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (9VeU0)

715 Other than Vox, I can't think of another "digital media company" launched in the past 10 years that is still around/profitable.

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AOSHQ

Does that qualify as a digital media company? Profitable? Or launched in last 10 years?

Posted by: SH at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (sX1BW)

716 706 Whatever appeal he has - and Hollywood donors LOVE him, so he has appeal - the Democrats cannot win without black voters. He may be a bigger threat in 2024 or 2028 if he takes the time to fix that weakness.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

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Well, Democrats will vote at least 75-25 Democrat no matter who's the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

717 701
Running in 4th right now is Buttigieg.


Coming from behind.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (vWMNq)

718 A Kink of Cucks?

A Ballpit of Cucks?

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (8erNz)

719 705 Other than Vox, I can't think of another "digital media company" launched in the past 10 years that is still around/profitable.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 08, 2019 01:15 PM (FiUMj)
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It's never about profitability. It's about the finding donors willing to support the grift.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (qC1Sy)

720 The conservative case for taking barely-laundered Chinese money to only fire at the right while giving the left a pass on everything.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

721 >>>>It's not like it's ever going to make a profit.

None of these magazines have ever turned a profit. They're all vanity projects.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (IAOr/)

722 "Burning skull time? James Clapper: intelligence agencies were only following Obozo's orders."

I kinda figured Clapper would crack first. But, to me, it's Brennan who is the deepest villain in the coup. If he's not at the center of it, he's certainly the thin level of oxidation around it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (6eEQ+)

723 Buttigieg and Stacy Abrams ticket

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (9VeU0)

724 Oh, I give them more than 13 months. They will probably continue indefinitely, at least until Democrat interest groups, donors and media concerns get tired of propping up their collective mind turd. Maybe they'll morph into Fusion GPS 2.0.

After discounting paid bot-visitors to their content, the fun part will be watching how no one consumes their content. Sure, they will be paraded on CNN and re-tweeted by their benefactor's bot farm providers, but seriously.... their tired BS fools no-one.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (DRgs8)

725 He is actually the candidate I worry about the most.

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I guess if the Republic should end, it should end fabulously.

Posted by: SH at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

726 Other than Vox, I can't think of another "digital media company" launched in the past 10 years that is still around/profitable.

Buzzfeed?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (KUaJL)

727 Well if PGE does not manage it's power grid correctly during the shutdown would it not cause the whole grid to wobble and perhaps do a cascade fail that hits the whole state?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (Cil7w)

728 Jennifer Rubin is actually wet for the 1st time ever

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)

729 "The co-founders raised roughly $6 million from a few dozen investors."

Hmm, let's see starting up with 8 "staff," so let's assume each "staff" member is also an "investor." Then each "staff" member's parent(s) is/are probably investors. Then some spouses are also probably "investors." Then one Prog Billionaire. Presto! A few dozen investors.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (hdzef)

730 http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-sweden/
Ebola, Sweden. That's near Malmo ain't it??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Dh1wo)

731 h cmon why couldnt they have named it Ahoy!
"The Lube"!
Posted by: Paladin at October 08, 2019 12:24 PM (KX5Wh)


just Lard
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (vEIlU)



The Anus

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

732 652 The first 100 subscribers get an autographed close up photo of Ana Navarro's lovely feet. Don't hesitate and miss this opportunity.
Posted by: Jonah at October 08, 2019


*
*

Ana would probably be the first to sign up. She hasn't seen her own feet in years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

733 Whatever appeal he has - and Hollywood donors LOVE him, so he has appeal - the Democrats cannot win without black voters. He may be a bigger threat in 2024 or 2028 if he takes the time to fix that weakness.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)



Just go down the checklist

Woman
Gay
Other (Faux Indian, other other)

Biden was just stubborn.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

734
Well, Democrats will vote at least 75-25 Democrat no matter who's the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 08, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

And by "at least" you mean something more like 80-25, right?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (KUaJL)

735 Just watched the Clapper clip. Whoa. I think Clapper is taking the Barr-Durham investigation very seriously.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Pqytn)

736 I read "The Dispatch" as "The Dipshit"

Bet I wasn't really wrong.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (O8SrN)

737 6 M $ Magazine? Shell game played with backers and advertisers needs some vig.

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (RuIsu)

738 Hillary 2020 has raised a total of 163k.

Posted by: bane at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (ransv)

739 Jennifer Rubin is actually wet for the 1st time ever
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)


Now I'm vomiting blood like the Swedish ebola guy.

Thanks.

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

740
I always ask myself "Who is the Democrat
I don't immediately want to punch in the face and belly with a fist-pack until they are aspirating pink foam," and that's the strongest Democrat. That's Gabbard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (ggmC1)

741 Anyone ever go down the list of the other blogs listed and see what ones, if any, still actively post? The ol HQ here keeps marching along, and that says something about the management of the place. What exactly that is I'm not sure, but it says something.

Posted by: IP at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (QPvMy)

742 She's only gotten less likable, less healthy, less emotionally sound since then.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2019 01:12 PM (bDqIh)

I don't know. I think she'd be more formidable than Warren. Warren would have to build name recognition. If Trump can preemptively label her (like Obama did Romney),harder for her. But Hillary is a cultural figure. I think a lot of people would be excited by the idea of her redeeming herself (and their earlier votes) by taking down Trump the second time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (H8QX8)

743 OK, its a Wolf Pack.

a Pride of Lions.

What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?
Posted by: Don Q

A pack of condoms?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (vcOmj)

744 A Kink of Cucks?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 08, 2019 01:14 PM (yQpMk)


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Heh. Made me envision the segmented excrement from a colon. A Colon of Cucks ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (WqPYg)

745 The $6 Million went to rent a Bath House cum! Shed in downtown D.C.


Jonah is gonna have a whale of a time Frenching

Posted by: saf at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (5IHGB)

746 Noodus comeia

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (ClOmq)

747 Well if PGE does not manage it's power grid correctly during the shutdown would it not cause the whole grid to wobble"

Wobble? Like near a bollard?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (yshTX)

748 "When the Dispatch and the Bulwark inevitably go under, what nautical and vaguely military themed magazine titles do you think they've got on the drawing board for next? "


The Raging Queen?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 08, 2019 01:20 PM (u//oP)

749 Just watched the Clapper clip. Whoa. I think Clapper is taking the Barr-Durham investigation very seriously.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Pqytn)


Whistle blower rules were in place. They all had options. The went along gleefully. They should be punished accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

750 It's not like it's ever going to make a profit.

None of these magazines have ever turned a profit. They're all vanity projects.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (IAOr/)


filling in the CV void until they get their next real gig

Gotta have something there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (vEIlU)

751 My question is: Who cares?

If fools want to give other fools money to say bad things about Trump, so be it. It is no different from MSNBC or CNN or whatever other TDS enraged media outlet suckling off the "We REALLY hate Trump" teet that permeates the very core of modern media.

Why give it any free promotion by talking about it?

Posted by: Rob at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (oFa7Z)

752 French will never surrender! He will water the lawns of Montgomery Co with our blood.

Posted by: Jean at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (NrjdH)

753 140
A Shed of Cucks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

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Was going to cast this out there, but Mr. Peebles beat me to it.

Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (WqPYg)

754 The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me.

Matthew 26:11

Posted by: Saint James Comey at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (KUaJL)

755 He's currently polling with blacks at 0%.
Really. ZERO.

As much as the TV blacks profess the adoration of gays, the dirty little secret is the average black hates gays

Prop 8 passed on the black vote

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (AQBtr)

756 picking up my sister today who's flying in from Germany and is a huge Ralphie Maddow and Bernie Sanders fan. She's going to stay with my Mom for a month who loves PDT and Melania, writes them all the time and treasures the letters she gets back.
This is going to be fun.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

757 I kinda figured Clapper would crack first. But, to
me, it's Brennan who is the deepest villain in the coup. If he's not at
the center of it, he's certainly the thin level of oxidation around it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2019 01:18 PM (6eEQ+)

My money was on McCabe, but Clapper is a good guess. I'm guessing that the commie-muzzie sent-out an SOS after his "cordial interview" with Durham that it might be time to circle the wagons.
I'm guessing Brennan will avoid the noose by absconding to a non-extradition treaty country within the next week or so.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (77WPm)

758 Why give it any free promotion by talking about it?

Posted by: Rob at October 08, 2019 01:21 PM (oFa7Z)

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LOL. promotion =/= mockery

Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (WqPYg)

759 >>>>>Now Southern California Edison is talking about cutting power because of "potential wildfire danger." LA, Riverside, San Bernadino Counties.

I can't fathom any scenario where they willingly shut down power to LA County. It would be like throwing 10 million people into Thunderdome.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (IAOr/)

760 NOOD baseball, bribery, FBI, CNN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

761 OT but...
Just had a thirty year friend and former Army colleague (we are both retired) refer to PDT as a traitor.
It saddens me.
In all his 8 years as President, I did not like Obama, I did not trust him, I did not vote for him, but I never called him a traitor.
That my friend of so many years would do so is a shame. Yes, he is a die-hard Liberal and Democrat, but this is over the top.
I will miss him.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

762 wth

Live stream it on YouTube and make $$$$$$

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (Cil7w)

763 They should just merge with The Bulwark and become . . .

THE BULL PATCH

The one-stop shop for all your cuckery needs!

Posted by: tsj017 at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (ZiGm9)

764 In terms of largest drags, it was French by a country mile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera


So, you're saying the David French was the drag queen of National Review?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

765 They need Meggie Mac for restaurant reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


You're going to need a bigger restaurant.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2019 01:24 PM (vcOmj)

766 The co-founders have many personal expenses.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 08, 2019 01:13 PM (WkmoA)



Beard trimming.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 08, 2019 01:25 PM (vEIlU)

767 I will miss him.



Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

That's a shame. Most of my long-time friends simply know better than to talk their leftist lunacy around me. My wife's not so lucky, so she just clams up and changes the subject, a lot.

Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:25 PM (77WPm)

768 I'm guessing Brennan will avoid the noose by absconding to a non-extradition treaty country within the next week or so.


Posted by: DocJ at October 08, 2019 01:22 PM (77WPm)

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So, Iran, China, or North Korea? 'cause I don't think just not having an extradition treaty will be enough.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 01:25 PM (Pqytn)

769 "I can't fathom any scenario where they willingly shut down power to LA County. It would be like throwing 10 million people into Thunderdome."

DO IT. On pay-per-view. Imagine the entertainment value!

Posted by: tsj017 at October 08, 2019 01:25 PM (ZiGm9)

770 Well, Democrats will vote at least 75-25 Democrat no matter who's the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Turnout?

Posted by: Jean at October 08, 2019 01:25 PM (NrjdH)

771 "David French, of course, has become the comical front man for Buckley conservatism over the last few years. His blend of sanctimonious finger wagging and principled mediocrity is the exaggerated version of the dissident critique of conventional conservatism."

RTWT by the Zman, "The Progressive Sandwich":

https://thezman.com/wordpress/?p=18821

Posted by: Monty James at October 08, 2019 01:26 PM (Zqz9o)

772 I do like 'a clutch of clucks.' Does Blake the used pronoun salesman know that a 'clutch' is a small, pretty, but primarily useless ladies' purse?

Because that just makes it sooo appropriate.

Posted by: Persnickety at October 08, 2019 01:28 PM (bVGUg)

773 Being 'anti-Trump' is hardly a principle. It is an admission of small minded bias from the start.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2019 01:30 PM (FTPn0)

774 Let's see what the relevance meter tells us:

The Dispatch

Another useful insight:

The Dispatch<Empty cardboard toilet paper roll

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 08, 2019 01:31 PM (e1mEI)

775 Next on The Dispatch:

"Eating Babies: an Irish Joke, or a Way for Conservatives to Go Green?"

"By ensuring that the baby is delivered, we get past that whole "Post Term Abortion" thing the Reich Wing yaps about, and we then ensure the new ex-clump-of-cells don't contribute to Global Warming. What's not to like?"

Posted by: Another Anon at October 08, 2019 01:32 PM (z1rJA)

776


"Contemplating President Byurttijdggegd, by David A. French"

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 08, 2019 01:38 PM (M/BaK)

777 If Goldberg and French have left National Review, and Victor Davis Hanson has not, does that mean the magazine is now worth reading as a whole?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 08, 2019 01:52 PM (4fyWt)

778 588 can we send this to the COLUMBUS DISPATCH so they can sue them for Copyright infringement.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 08, 2019 01:02 PM (dKiJG)

You beat me to it. I checked today, and dispatch.com is still pointing to the Cbus local paper.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at October 08, 2019 01:54 PM (UIQou)

779 The Dish-spats?

Sounds like a gossipy, whiny slap-fight between fey soy-cucks.

Posted by: Mcintx at October 08, 2019 01:55 PM (FAP8n)

780 Uniparty uber alles.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at October 08, 2019 02:02 PM (P/ALc)

781 David French proclaims National Review "an indispensable institution" as he dispenses with it.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at October 08, 2019 02:05 PM (hrHLc)

782 A hole of cucks, or add an hyphen, eg a-hole. Your choice, we're flexible.

Posted by: ArmChair in sin at October 08, 2019 02:15 PM (Nig2g)

783 It's feast or famine for these political adventurers. Hopefully they can squirrel away enough over the next year or so to last them in the political desert for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: PG at October 08, 2019 02:15 PM (iqCkn)

784 French's ramblings are like an art major explaining the deep meaning of a Rothko or Pollock.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 02:19 PM (NqZ29)

785 What do you call a group of cucks?

A hoy of cucks.

Posted by: Mcintx at October 08, 2019 02:52 PM (FAP8n)

786 "The Dispatch, citing 'worrisome' trends in journalism on the right, is plunging into a tough space --conservative, but not a booster of President Trump."

As I said to Caleb Howe when RedStae fired 17 NeverTrumpers:

"How many back up punters do you think the Cowboys will keep this year? ...I don't know either, but I'm sure it's not 17"

Keven's lil cuckshed will fare as well as the Bulwark.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 08, 2019 02:54 PM (Ad2sq)

787 Because of a severe wind event forecast. Which basically means their infrastructure is crumbling and they know wires are going to go down all over the place.


That, and we can't tell our brown frens they can't be using their tortilla grill over an open fire in the park, so we gotta improve our chances where we can.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 08, 2019 12:57 PM (Z1ykJ)

The fires last year had nothing to do with downed power lines. It was all screwups by PGE at their own base stations. But better to punish everyone rather than take any responsibilty or fix your issues.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2019 02:55 PM (FTPn0)

788 Too good to be true! I love it!

Posted by: Mimi at October 08, 2019 03:05 PM (8i7Ho)

789 A "swallow of cucks" made me choke on my lunch!

Posted by: Mimi at October 08, 2019 03:12 PM (8i7Ho)

790 Odds on The Dispatch won't have a comment section, or if they do, many comments won't make their grade.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 08, 2019 05:23 PM (SH7Tr)

791 37 OK, its a Wolf Pack.

a Pride of Lions.

What the hell do you call a group of Cucks?

A mewling of cucks.

Posted by: Wit's End at October 08, 2019 06:18 PM (ROYpB)

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