Ilhan Omar, Currently Carrying on An Expensive and Very Public Affair with Her Kufir Consultant, Files for Divorce, Blaming (Of Course!) The Conservative Media and Political Foes for Her Marital Problems

I think another problem might be when she married her flamboyantly gay brother but continued living with both her husbands in the same house, and then started getting dicked by a polytheist infidel.

But that, you know, plus the conservative media.

Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar filed for divorce Friday, just over a month after she denied to a local TV reporter that she was separated.

Omar sat for an on-camera interview with WCCO reporter Esme Murphy on Aug. 27, who asked "Are you separated from your husband? Are you dating someone?"

Omar replied: "No, I am not. And like I said yesterday, I have no interest in allowing the conversation about my personal life to continue."

The question came the same day that the wife of Tim Mynett, her campaign consultant, filed for divorce in Washington, D.C., saying that Mynett told her he was having an affair with the congresswoman and was leaving her for Omar.

Five weeks later, Omar filed for divorce from her husband, Ahmed Hirsi, in Minnesota.

An anonymous source told the New York Post in early September that Hirsi and Omar had allegedly been living apart since March.

She blames "media" and "political foes" for her marital woes.

US Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested Monday that the press and her political foes are partly to blame for the demise of her marriage.

"Ilhan and Ahmed have been the object of speculation and innuendo from political opponents and the media," according to a statement from her lawyer, referring to the Minnesota congresswoman and her husband, Ahmed Hirsi, and which the rep said he was issuing "on behalf" of Omar.

"This has taken a significant toll on Ilhan, Ahmed, and their three children.

"As with all marriages, this is intensely personal and a difficult time for their family," the statement added.

Which family? The family you made with your actual husband or the sham family you made with your gay brother to defraud the US immigration service?

Do you mean your real family, headed by your real father Nur Said, or the family you pretended to be a part of, the Omars, in order to defraud the US immigration service when you came over from Somalia?

It's very confusing.

Must be the media's fault.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:41 PM




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1 which brother is she divorcing now?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (JUOKG)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

3 In! Like 5rh!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (4v9yh)

4 The barrel must be hungry again.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (pPNCa)

5 So close to a complete save.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

6 Ace I like what you have done with the place. Feels kind of boxy........

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (JUOKG)

7 Gray in gray. Is the new orange.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (4v9yh)

8 Gosh, the primary in her district is gonna be interesting.

Low key advertising to the Muslim population about how she's a bad Muslim?

If it doesn't happen, whoever's running against her just isn't interested in winning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

9 'kafir'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (1Vobx)

10 Sneaky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (yRAFu)

11 A muslim woman with a harem? That's a new one

Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (Izzlo)

12 What shade of gray is this? Is it sexy,

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (4v9yh)

13 I think she needs a dose of good old fashioned Sharia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (trdmm)

14 Color inversion!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

15 I think its high time everyone admits that this woman only cosplays Islam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

16 Haze Grey and the thread is underway...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (xPNLF)

17
Ace - IIRC, her highly-paid gigolo is actually Jewish - not a "polytheist" Christian.

Just a regular infidel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q)

18 Her married life is a grey area.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (wCmLp)

19 I'm guessing she somehow escaped the cooch mutilation.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (TOD+M)

20 I'm sick of US Attorneys only going after Republican Congressmen.

Posted by: Ever at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

21 or is Ace in San Francrisco?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (xPNLF)

22 She's preggers. Calling it now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

23 Don't look at us, man...

Posted by: Zibdir of Zeta Reticulae at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (AM1GF)

24 Posts within comments within posts within comments. Far out.

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (786Ro)

25 This box has more people in it than Ilhan Omar's.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (jYnPD)

26 Grey or gray that is the question.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (iDKtp)

27 I'm sensing something is different here. Can't put my finger on it, but something is different.

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (MVjcR)

28 Old and busted post.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (WkmoA)

29 Ace has been playing with Russian matrushka dolls.

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (786Ro)

30 19
I'm guessing she somehow escaped the cooch mutilation.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (TOD+M)

Clitorii for me, but not for thee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (jYnPD)

31 GRAYZZZ thread!

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (786Ro)

32 I'm posting inside a gray burka

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (l+MWU)

33 Oooh, Kurt's mad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (1Vobx)

34 K/blockquote>

That never works.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (0CeRG)

35 It's the font! The font is different!

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (MVjcR)

36 Her ass is ours!

Posted by: dewey, stoneham and howe at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)

37 "Dishonesty is the recurring theme. It's not about personal life."
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it's called taqiya, stupid infidels!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (xPNLF)

38 It's YOUR FAULT SHE WENT A-WHORIN'!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

39 Gosh, the primary in her district is gonna be interesting.



Low key advertising to the Muslim population about how she's a bad Muslim?



If it doesn't happen, whoever's running against her just isn't interested in winning.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM---

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. is not permitted in the koran unless the man repudiates the wife within three menstrual cycles.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (JUOKG)

40 Sounds like a real bed hopper to me.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (qZdIZ)

41 Come to me Ace. I hunger for you like Jonah hungers for cheese Danish. And plagiarism. But mostly cheese Danish.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (sjdRT)

42 So when does she get stoned in the town square for adultery?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC)

43 I like it. Maybe make several different grey scale themes and randomize them for each new thread?!

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (nizGE)

44 Who gets custody of the parents?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

45 Ilhan Omar filed for divorce 5 weeks after she looked a reporter in the eye and said on camera Aug. 27 that she was not separated.


In some states, being "separated" is meaningless.
In Texas, you are married, or you are divorced. Yeah, it's semantics, but she could be telling the truth.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (Yu4ah)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

47 The media and her political foes forced her to start fucking one of the married guys on her payroll?

Really? What did they do, push his penis into her vagina like Kavanaugh's buddies pushed his into some woman's hand at a keg party?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (k4dH2)

48 I like the gray better, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

49 39
It's YOUR FAULT SHE WENT A-WHORIN'!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

If you're the butt of jokes of morons,
Cause you've been out a-whorin'
That's an Omar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (jYnPD)

50 19 I think she was too young to get chopped when they fled Clitorectomistan

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (l+MWU)

51 I guess with all the conservatives calling her a whore-bitch, she decided to just do it for consistency.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (cD09y)

52 I saw Dicked By a Polytheist Infidel open for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark at the Playboy Mansion in '86

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (786Ro)

53 Keep the grey!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (Js8Dx)

54 43 So when does she get stoned in the town square for adultery?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC)

It must happen to everybody

Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

55 Grey or gray?

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

56
She's participating in a jihad, so she gets to break the rules.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (AzW6q)

57 She's a lying whore. Perfectly fitting for today's Democrat party.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Ya gotta just LOVE those HTML jokes!

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q177U)

59 56 Grey or gray?
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

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Grey = British.

Gray = American.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

60 Love

It is a love which

dare not speak its name.

Posted by: Gandalf Greyhame at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (p8nlO)

61 This is like living in an x-ray.

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (MVjcR)

62 60 56 Grey or gray?
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

=========

Grey = British.

Gray = American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

Ghey = French

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (cD09y)

63 She's preggers. Calling it now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)


This truly is the Best Timeline.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (wCmLp)

64 Kafir lover

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (5l6gb)

65
Republicans need to keep their noses out of people's bedrooms!!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (7rVsF)

66 I think she was too young to get chopped when they fled Clitorectomistan

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (l+MWU)

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that's never stopped them from doing it here... ISTR some alleged "doctor" up in that part of the country being taken to court over the issue...

and she won.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (xPNLF)

67 64 She's preggers. Calling it now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

This truly is the Best Timeline.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (wCmLp)

=========

How fucked up is the worst?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

68 Who ever said Somalis wouldn't assimilate? If she marries the current dude, then she's not far off of the Elizabeth Taylor pace for marriages in a lifetime.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (hdzef)

69 I'm confused on the timeline. Who's the father to her three kids? Her gay brusband?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (9t0Zz)

70 So she's getting divorced from the real husband then? Did she ever get divorced from the brother?

And could she legally marry the "real" husband if she was already married to the brother, or would the illegality of the brother marriage mean that she didn't need a divorce there?

Also: is she still married to the family goat? Who gets custody of the goat? We need answers to these questions!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (vA4O3)

71 BREAKING:
Ilhan Omar files for divorce from her husband listing reasons having to do with the conservative media (is there such a thing?) and schtuping her campaign aid, but mostly due to schtuping her campaign aid.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

72 This thread has more gray than the Army of Northern Virginia!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (dfRN6)

73 It's funny that the most modestly dressed Squadette is the sluttiest
Sorta expected the boobsie toothy bartender to take that role

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (l+MWU)

74 She loves publicity; not sure she's loving THIS recent batch of it tho.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (T9rmq)

75 Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

=========

Grey = British.

Gray = American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

Ghey = French
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (cD09y)

Yep

Posted by: Greeks at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

76 This is so cool. I like it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (7ZQe3)

77 She almost seems to have Kennedy-like relationship with truth, trustworthiness, marital fidelity. If she is a terrible driver/pilot the resemblance will be complete.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

78 What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (yRAFu)

79
Grey = British.

Gray = American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera

*Makes note to self...do not invite JM to Trivial Pursuit game night

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (iDKtp)

80
Care for a spot of tea?

Posted by: Earl Grey at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (LilNs)

81
Grey = British.



Gray = American.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)


Is it weird that I can never pick a way to spell grey, so I just change it up whenever I need to type it? I feel like I should be more decisive and pick a damn spelling. It's a gray area for me.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (rP4OC)

82 Greys are British?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

83
Wheels closing in, walls coming off:

https://tinyurl.com/y5egb85a

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (AzW6q)

84 I'm guessing, since she's spreading her nasty mish around so often, she didn't have the clit mutilation that's typical in the islham faith.

Or is she just using the pussy as a tool to get money and favors?

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

85
"This is a very private matter and we hope the public will respect our privacy." - Every attention whore's press statement

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (7rVsF)

86 78
What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (yRAFu)


Gubmint

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (rP4OC)

87 This is a case straight out of the Alabama Supreme Court docket.


"If a husband and wife divorce, are they still brother and sister?"

Sadly, the world may never know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (HaL55)

88 I am very sorry for her poor children.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (urYkN)

89 "polytheist" for the Hindu campaign manager or is that OAC's one??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)

90 How fucked up is the worst?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)


Hillary's gilded Rascal scooter rolls out onto the balcony of the White House, where she addresses the crowd of young progressive "activists" about to head out into the night and mete out "justice" against conservative enemies of the state.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (wCmLp)

91 >78
What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (yRAFu)


Cream cheese.

Oh Ace! Where are you?

Posted by: The Barrel at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

92 "Ilhan and Ahmed have been the object of speculation and innuendo from political opponents and the media," according to a statement from her lawyer, referring to the Minnesota congresswoman and her husband, Ahmed Hirsi, and which the rep said he was issuing "on behalf" of Omar.

"This has taken a significant toll on Ilhan, Ahmed, and their three children.

------------------------

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DIVORCE TAKES A MORE SIGNIFICANT TOLL ON CHILDREN

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (786Ro)

93 77 She almost seems to have Kennedy-like relationship with truth, trustworthiness, marital fidelity. If she is a terrible driver/pilot the resemblance will be complete.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

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So, you're saying that Kennedy was a terrible driver of marital fidelity into the truth of his Obergfell decision?

It's that Kennedy, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (q80AH)

94 She should have made the gutsy call and stayed married. Like Hillary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (Boy/L)

95 funny: Ace or a COB usually fixes things like this before naow.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (xPNLF)

96
78 Cream?

Posted by: Earl Grey at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (LilNs)

97 Bad juju

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (ransv)

98 Grey = British.

Gray = American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

Ghey = French
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (cD09y)


Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

99 78
What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (yRAFu)

Gongonzola or Mizithra

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (5l6gb)

100 Getting a sense of a gray area here...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (a3tan)

101 She should own her slut status proudly. No need to be pretend modesty now.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

102 She's preggers. Calling it now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around
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Not so fast deary . . .

Posted by: We're PP and we're here to sell baby parts at October 07, 2019 03:52 PM (h7POS)

103 If we had a competent, trustworthy, and honest justice department that couldn't be corrupted and had integrity, this woman would be under investigation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

104 What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Howfarti.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (1Vobx)

105 Two-toned grey.


It's a fashion statement.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

106 Greys = Aliens

Gray = color

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (NqZ29)

107 She's preggers. Calling it now.

We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)

108 This one's for you, Ilhan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kVgb5aPhDQ

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (vA4O3)

109
It's funny that the most modestly dressed Squadette is the sluttiest
Sorta expected the boobsie toothy bartender to take that role
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (l+MWU)

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Oh I'm sure she's plugged by half of the payroll at Justice Dems. There's no shortage of dimwitted Millennial chicks with Hispanic last names, and she set herself apart from the rest.

Probably had to do Chunk Uygur, the poor girl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

110 77
She almost seems to have Kennedy-like relationship with truth,
trustworthiness, marital fidelity. If she is a terrible driver/pilot
the resemblance will be complete.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)


For the resemblance to really stick she needs to have a couple kids (or at least younger relatives) who are hopeless drunks and/or hooked on opioids, with at least a half dozen broken marriages amongst them and at least one spouse dead from suicide.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC)

111 Pretty sure Icky is into butt stuff. Moar goatlike. The boys love it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (yRAFu)

112 I'd like to claim credit for making that Is-Slut-Ick's whore life miserable but, other than my mere existence, I just can't think of anything.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

113
funny: Ace or a COB usually fixes things like this before naow.
Posted by: redc1c4


Nap time for Ewoks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (7rVsF)

114 What's interesting in this whole thing, is that Sharia Law, which she espouses, does not recognize Secular Law.

To them its just pieces of paper that mean nothing.

but her leaving her husband for a White Guy would get her stoned to death in the place she still thinks of as her country.

Posted by: Greeks at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

115 So she's Mishlim

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (l+MWU)

116 We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)


It's largely a straight line.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

117 I like "grey" because I like the way it looks. Gray is too obvious and straight forward, ay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

118 Like Phil Collins said:

Wipe off your chin, I know where you've been...

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (RuIsu)

119 but her leaving her husband for a White Guy would get her stoned to death in the place she still thinks of as her country.

So would making the beast with two backs with like 39 men

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

120
We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)


You need to diagram a pole?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

121 I am grey. I stand between the darkness and the light.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (Clxcy)

122 Pretty sure Ace did this to us cuz he can't grow a stach.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (yRAFu)

123 We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)

It's shaped just like a rabbit hutch.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (cD09y)

124 > If she is a terrible driver/pilot the resemblance will be complete.

She could easily top the Kennedy family there. Truck bomb, suicide plane hijacking...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (vA4O3)

125 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

There you are! From the last thread, wanted to tell you that I did not mean any snark about Jake Browning - truly forgot his name and am surprised he is not playing on Sundays. You guys have been kicking our butt in Apple Cups for the last forever years now.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

126 60 56 Grey or gray?
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

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Grey = British.

Gray = American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)


What colour, er color, is grey, er gray?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

127 Incest: The 51st Shade of Grey

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (ransv)

128 What kind of cheese do they use to make a Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (yRAFu)

---
for Jonah? fromunda cheese, of course.

it's his favorite, right after fresh homemade creampies...

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (xPNLF)

129 What's interesting in this whole thing, is that Sharia Law, which she espouses, does not recognize Secular Law.

To them its just pieces of paper that mean nothing.

but her leaving her husband for a White Guy would get her stoned to death in the place she still thinks of as her country.
Posted by: Greeks


Srsly? Being an uncovered piece of meat without a male family member present would get her stoned.

How she can be a congresswoman is beyond me.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (Yu4ah)

130 I think another problem might be when she married her flamboyantly gay brother but continued living with both her husbands in the same house, and then started getting dicked by a polytheist infidel.


That's just begging to get a Pitch Meeting treatment.

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)

131 Her family tree has less branches then the kid playing banjo on the porch in Deliverance.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (5l6gb)

132 We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)

You are the Fatwa !!!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (NqZ29)

133
"Representative Omar, do you believe in a woman's right to choose to keep her clitoris?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (7rVsF)

134 We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)



It's largely a straight line.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)


I was thinking more a Gordian knot.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC)

135 Boxes within boxes. There is no escape.

Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (6GjnW)

136 She is a nasty unclean little tramp. Dosen`t do anything for me.

Posted by: Goatfucker at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (yhf6w)

137 The people that voted for Omar deserve her.

We don't.

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (RuIsu)

138 You need to diagram a pole?

That's why I didn't suggest someone smarter to do the diagrammin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (9t0Zz)

Posted by: Marcel Marceu at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

140 That's just begging to get a Pitch Meeting treatment.
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)


Too late. ABC has already picked it up for next season during their "family programming" block on Thursday nights.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

141 I think another problem might be when she married her flamboyantly gay brother but continued living with both her husbands in the same house, and then started getting dicked by a polytheist infidel.

"Flamboyantly gay incest is ti--"
"I don't think you want to go there."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

142 64 Kafir lover
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (5l6gb)

Better than muskrat love, anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

143 If you follow the gray brick road, it leads to Bone Broth City.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (Boy/L)

144 She is very insect like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)

145 Whore! Stone her! Whore!

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (s0Gqc)

146


Posted by: Marcel Marceu>>
--snerk--

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (WkmoA)

147 142
64 Kafir lover

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (5l6gb)



Better than muskrat love, anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

Radar Love > Kafir Love > Muskrat Love

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (jYnPD)

148 144 She is very insect like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)

Yeah. Like a black widow.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

149 Who let the mimes in?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (iDKtp)

150 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (XN4C4)

151 Grey is the metric system spelling.

Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (Izzlo)

152 148 She is very insect like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)

Yeah. Like a black widow.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

==========

Mmm...

Scarlet Johannson...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

153 Will her husband get half the towels?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

154 If we had a competent, trustworthy, and honest justice department that
couldn't be corrupted and had integrity, this woman would be under
investigation.



Also, laws would need to apply to the elites instead of to just us poor proles.

Yeah, #WASTF it isn't funny anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (HaL55)

155 148
144 She is very insect like.



Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)



Yeah. Like a black widow.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

Praying (5 times a day) Mantis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (5l6gb)

156 149
Who let the mimes in?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (iDKtp)


*builds an invisible wall*

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (rP4OC)

157 in other news, SCOTUS has decided to hear the NYC gun case, rejecting NY's argument that the case was moot.

Nice try NY.

Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

158 And an adoring press will protest her from judgement and mean words, despite her marital history starting to look awfully Trump-like** --- 2 broken marriages, an affair! How does that square with the pious, modest muslim woman they depicted when she was elected? There are many other women in Congress who do not need to cover up that manage to stay out of the beds of their campaign consultants, LOL!


**They always harp on his marriages and affairs, as if this makes him off-limits to religious (evangelical) people.

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (bDqIh)

159 157 in other news, SCOTUS has decided to hear the NYC gun case, rejecting NY's argument that the case was moot.

Nice try NY.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

===========

"Fuck!"
-Gun control activists everywhere

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

160 She's preggers. Calling it now.

We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)


It's not a tree, it's a circle.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (aS1PU)

161 ... and good things from the sea.

Posted by: Box at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (sGtp+)

162 We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)



It's largely a straight line.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

---
overlapping Venn circles, with just enough room for a goat or two,

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (xPNLF)

163 Praying (5 times a day) Mantis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (5l6gb)

Oohh yeah..is that the one that eats the male after copulation?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

164 > That's just begging to get a Pitch Meeting treatment.

Update of the Three's Company concept.

They could have some imam with a hook hand and a missing eye playing the wacky landlord downstairs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (vA4O3)

165 --snerk--
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 03:58 PM (WkmoA)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HES TRAPPED IN A BOX.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Kufir Consultant? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (786Ro)

167 Turkish fighter jets have attacked Kurdish targets in northern Syria, the Hezbollah-affiliated al-Mayadeen television channel reported Monday night. There was no information on casualties

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (cEsBM)

168 the color scheme brings out the very best snark in such short order, wow!

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (nizGE)

169 If the brother-husband is a confirmed pole smoker, are we sure what is hiding under the burqa?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (0CeRG)

170 I think its high time everyone admits that this woman only cosplays Islam


At least she wears the hat. Rancid Taliban on the other hand is an uncovered whore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (XN4C4)

171 According to her satanic religion, can't her brother husbands honor kill her?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 04:00 PM (s0Gqc)

172 > in other news, SCOTUS has decided to hear the NYC gun case, rejecting NY's argument that the case was moot.

You're not alone in interpreting this as good news.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (vA4O3)

173
Hidy-ho neighbors!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (nw6Hr)

174 I don't see why they're divorcing. Instead, why doesn't Ahmed Hirsi just go to work at the Bulwark? He's obviously qualified.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (ZbwAu)

175 I can't get no satisfaction.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (sWM8x)

176 are we sure what is hiding under the burqa?

Posted by: Diesel Jones
>>
Do we really care?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (WkmoA)

177 70 So she's getting divorced from the real husband then? Did she ever get divorced from the brother?

And could she legally marry the "real" husband if she was already married to the brother, or would the illegality of the brother marriage mean that she didn't need a divorce there?
____________________

Under MN law, a person can't legally marry their sibling (even a half sibling), so legally speaking, the marriage to her brother was never valid in the first place, so she didn't need to divorce the brother/husband in order to marry the father- of-her-kids husband.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (k4dH2)

178 174
I don't see why they're divorcing. Instead, why doesn't Ahmed Hirsi just go to work at the Bulwark? He's obviously qualified.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (ZbwAu)


I think that requires Omar to be getting dicked by at least one guy named Paolo.
Which, let's be honest, at this rate is a pretty good bet.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (rP4OC)

179 It's not a tree, it's a circle.

Telephone pole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 04:02 PM (HaL55)

180 ... and good things from the sea.

Posted by: Box at October 07, 2019 03:59 PM (sGtp+)



Nice.

Posted by: that guy that compliments other's obscure cultural references at October 07, 2019 04:02 PM (XN4C4)

181 This deeply troubles Romney.

Susan Davis@DaviSusan
The NRCC briefed House GOP on private polling conducted Oct. 1-3 in 95 districts (55 D / 40 GOP). Don't expect any cracks in GOP unity: memo concludes voters "are much more willing to vote for a GOP candidate opposing impeachment than a Democrat supporting it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)

182 Christmases have got to be awkward after divorcing your brother.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (Ibwur)

183 We think her head scarf patterns are horrible but, you go girl!

Posted by: Wine Moms of Orange County at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (Pzzpr)

184 15 I think its high time everyone admits that this woman only cosplays Islam
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

A fairly common trend with some of the worst Islamists. bin Laden had a whole room full of his porn collection.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (N4xQB)

185 She seems nice. and loose very loose.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (0OmEj)

186 She's preggers. Calling it now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)


Some dude out there seriously has a grudge against his dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (9Om/r)

187 It's not a tree, it's a circle.

Hakuna matata!

Posted by: The Lyin' King at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (iys0/)

188 Runner!

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (s0Gqc)

189 > the marriage to her brother was never valid in the first place

Thanks. That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (vA4O3)

190 My eyeballs are experiencing cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Biergood at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (yb6r+)

191 The NRCC briefed House GOP on private polling conducted Oct. 1-3 in 95 districts (55 D / 40 GOP). Don't expect any cracks in GOP unity: memo concludes voters "are much more willing to vote for a GOP candidate opposing impeachment than a Democrat supporting it."

DUH

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 04:04 PM (Boy/L)

192 Do we really care?
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:01 PM (WkmoA)


I don't personally care to find out, just trying to add to The National Enquirer seediness of the story.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 07, 2019 04:04 PM (0CeRG)

193
110 77
She almost seems to have Kennedy-like relationship with truth,
trustworthiness, marital fidelity. If she is a terrible driver/pilot
the resemblance will be complete.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

For the resemblance to really stick she needs to have a couple kids (or at least younger relatives) who are hopeless drunks and/or hooked on opioids, with at least a half dozen broken marriages amongst them and at least one spouse dead from suicide.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC)

----------

Which one got their brains scrambled in frontal lobotomy?

All of them?

Posted by: Free Hong Kong at October 07, 2019 04:04 PM (+0uDE)

194 125 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

There you are! From the last thread, wanted to tell you that I did not mean any snark about Jake Browning - truly forgot his name and am surprised he is not playing on Sundays. You guys have been kicking our butt in Apple Cups for the last forever years now.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:55 PM (a0IVu)


No problem. Husky fans gave Browning crap the last 2 years. He started out hot as a true freshman, but never got the arm power exhibited by Falk, Minshew, or Tony Eason (this year's Dawg QB).

I'm kind of excited and bummed out that Diogenes is going to pay off his Apple Cup bet from last year.

Excited to get free beer and attend a mini-MoMe. Bummed because I have been giving Diogenes crap for a whole year now, and that will come to an end with the first taste of that free beer.

And watching the crappy play at Stanford, I believe the Cougs have the best chance of beating the Huskies in years.

But hey, free beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (sy5kK)

195 191 The NRCC briefed House GOP on private polling conducted Oct. 1-3 in 95 districts (55 D / 40 GOP). Don't expect any cracks in GOP unity: memo concludes voters "are much more willing to vote for a GOP candidate opposing impeachment than a Democrat supporting it."

DUH
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 04:04 PM (Boy/L)

===========

Yeah, can we please retire the fantasy that impeachment is happening? Much less that the GOP senate is totes gonna convict Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

196
Criticism of Omar's married life and personal affairs is a disturbing sign of tribalism in our divided America.

To be sure, her personal conduct is unbecoming - but Trump's supporters can't condemn her affairs in one breath, as they support a President whose personal conduct is the worst of any politician in American history, in the.

Also, I would venture to say that those criticisms are more than a little tinged with racism and religious bigotry, as Omar's skin color and faith are the focus of much of the Trump base's wrath.

And this hypocrisy is particularly rank, in light of the fact that those selfsame Trump defenders were so quick to misinterpret and condemn largely innocent remarks by Omar as anti-Semitic for short-term gain in our soundbite-driven news environment.

I am prepared to devote a significant portion of the rest of my life to turning down the volume in this partisan free-for-all.

Finally: The Marvel Universe is NOT a sandwich. If you disagree, you can fight my dog.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

197 Forget this slut - whatever happened to the Warren 'relationship' with marine story?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

198 > Which one got their brains scrambled in frontal lobotomy?

Not necessary. They already have an average IQ of 80.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (vA4O3)

199 186 She's preggers. Calling it now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)


Some dude out there seriously has a grudge against his dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (9Om/r)

There's "serious grudge" and then there's "murderous hatred."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

200 >>What's interesting in this whole thing, is that Sharia Law, which she espouses, does not recognize Secular Law.

To them its just pieces of paper that mean nothing.

but her leaving her husband for a White Guy would get her stoned to death in the place she still thinks of as her country.
- - -
Yeah, and sharia law should stop Saudi sheiks from paying Hollywood actresses to bang them on yachts in Cannes but they still do it.

It's Maruna - these muslims get a free pass to break sharia aw as long as they are working in service to implement sharia in the west.

https://tinyurl.com/y6fqytpv

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

201 I don't personally care to find out, just trying to add to The National Enquirer seediness of the story.

Posted by: Diesel Jones

>>
well, in that case...

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (WkmoA)

202 She's a Ho-a Tony.

Posted by: Ralphie Cifaretto at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (u6xw0)

203 If we had a competent, trustworthy, and honest justice department that couldn't be corrupted and had integrity, this woman would be under investigation.
_________________

And if we had a competent, trustworthy, and honest DHS, this woman would never have been allowed to immigrate here as a "refugee" and suck up thousands of dollars of U.S. taxpayer dollars, break all kinds of laws, and then get her corrupt self elected to congress, in the first place.

Yet here we are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (k4dH2)

204 Christmases have got to be awkward after divorcing your brother.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2019 04:03 PM (Ibwur)
.......

especially when he shows up with his new girlfriend, Mom.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

205 Finally: The Marvel Universe is NOT a sandwich. If you disagree, you can fight my dog.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM



It's an amusement park!

Posted by: Martin Scorsese at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (786Ro)

206 But hey, free beer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

New socialist Dem policy?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (iDKtp)

207
She's preggers. Calling it now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around


Paternity test results: 1,000,000,000 men with the same DNA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (7rVsF)

208 > She's preggers. Calling it now.
> Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

> Some dude out there seriously has a grudge against his dick.
> Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Can you imagine having a drunken one-night stand and winding up being saddled with THAT for 18 years? Or 26 years, now that they're still considered "children" until then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (vA4O3)

209
We need Maury Povitch to diagram this scrunt's family tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:53 PM (9t0Zz)

It's largely a straight line.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)






Her family tree is a Palm Tree. Specifically, coconut.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (veoSD)

210 South Park apologizes to China.

https://bit.ly/2p5CYhh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

211 205 Finally: The Marvel Universe is NOT a sandwich. If you disagree, you can fight my dog.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM


It's an amusement park!
Posted by: Martin Scorsese at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (786Ro)

==========

I have thoughts on this...

I should probably write them down before everyone forgets about...

Too late.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (q80AH)

212 Finally: The Marvel Universe is NOT a sandwich. If you disagree, you can fight my dog.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
This, right here, is something that is only comprehensible to regular visitors of this particular sea of chaos. This is is hilarious but you'd definitely just get blank stars from a non-Moron...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)

213 two hundred and still gray?

a new AOSHQ record!

pudding cups for everyone...

and two for the 'ettes! (hint, hint)


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 04:08 PM (xPNLF)

214
Ack. Off me, stoner sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 04:08 PM (veoSD)

215 210 South Park apologizes to China.

https://bit.ly/2p5CYhh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Gosh, I can't stay mad at those guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

216 >>I don't see why they're divorcing. Instead, why doesn't Ahmed Hirsi just go to work at the Bulwark? He's obviously qualified.


Because Ilhan's boyfriend's ex-wife is raising a stink about the affair, included details in the divorce proceeding.

*Weirdly, a woman who looked similar to ths ex was walking her dog in the ex's neighborhood got stabbed to death right after this came out.

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

217 In Ukraine, quote boxes you.

Posted by: Whistleblower NPC #8174B9x at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (786Ro)

218 two hundred and still gray?


Ace is trapped under collapsed shelving.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that old memes are the order of the day at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (XN4C4)

219 Grey boxes again!! Whee!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (ECrgQ)

220 But hey, free beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (sy5kK)

Make sure he buys you the good stuff!!

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

221
For the resemblance to really stick she needs to have a couple kids (or at least younger relatives) who are hopeless drunks and/or hooked on opioids, with at least a half dozen broken marriages amongst them and at least one spouse dead from suicide.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth)


Several dead from "Hey, watch this!" incidents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (7rVsF)

222 218 two hundred and still gray?


Ace is trapped under collapsed shelving.
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that old memes are the order of the day at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (XN4C4)

==========

Pump and dump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

223 There is a very odd article on yahoo. It's about the upcoming gun rights case from NYC. They are calling it a "temporary setback" for gun control groups.

Why would they say that?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (JUOKG)

224 > Yeah, can we please retire the fantasy that impeachment is happening?

When the dam finally breaks, and the Dem base realizes that they've been lied to all this time, things are going to get mighty ugly.

If you live in a blue city, or even a city that has blue areas, you might want to schedule a vacation that covers election day. It is NOT going to be pretty when they realize that Trump is in for another four years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (vA4O3)

225 223 There is a very odd article on yahoo. It's about the upcoming gun rights case from NYC. They are calling it a "temporary setback" for gun control groups.

Why would they say that?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (JUOKG)

==========

Because SCOTUS is about to f the gun control lobby in the a.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (q80AH)

226
Froggy went a-whoring, she did ride, um hummmmm...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (veoSD)

227 Forget this slut - whatever happened to the Warren 'relationship' with marine story?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

---
he's sleeping with Bette Midler now... i saw it on Twitchy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (xPNLF)

228 Clearly, Omar's husband wasn't beating her enough.

Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2019 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

229 218 two hundred and still gray?


Ace is trapped under collapsed shelving.
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that old memes are the order of the day at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (XN4C4)

You try keeping your natural color at that age!

Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Izzlo)

230 My peccadilloes have taken a significant toll.

Posted by: Little Omar at October 07, 2019 04:11 PM (vtcmf)

231 This crazy sex life of hers has really set her legislative agenda behind schedule.
Omar's dream of getting the New Nuremberg Laws through the House have taken a back seat to these personal issues.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 07, 2019 04:11 PM (lMn1U)

232 206 But hey, free beer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

New socialist Dem policy?
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (iDKtp)


No, it's a gambling issue between Morons.

Beer is involved.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:11 PM (sy5kK)

233
Omar doesn't need to worry too much about the impression this makes on er voters. The Somali ones will mostly forgive her, as she is fighting against America and Jews. And besides - they're a relatively small portion of her constituents, who are mostly white wine moms, and will view her conduct as empowering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)

234 225 223 There is a very odd article on yahoo. It's about the upcoming gun rights case from NYC. They are calling it a "temporary setback" for gun control groups.

Why would they say that?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (JUOKG)

==========

Because SCOTUS is about to f the gun control lobby in the a.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (q80AH)


About time!

Hurray!

*throws confetti*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)

235
But hey, free beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (sy5kK)








I saw that band at a party in Isla Vista back in college.

No opening band.

Incidentally, they sucked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)

236 What the hell is wrong with Minnesota?

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

237 If you live in a blue city, or even a city that has
blue areas, you might want to schedule a vacation that covers election
day. It is NOT going to be pretty when they realize that Trump is in for
another four years.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (vA4O3)

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drop my absentee ballot off early in the day, then come home and load magazines and lay out gubs. although, in my uspcale area, they are likely to drink themselves into oblivion or commit suicide.

IDGAF either way.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (xPNLF)

238 234
Because SCOTUS is about to f the gun control lobby in the a.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:10 PM (q80AH)


About time!

Hurray!

*throws confetti*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)

=========

The did it a decade ago, but the gun control lobby just wants more, apparently.

Why else would they be passing blatantly unconstitutional laws at the state level that are obviously going to get overturned at SCOTUS?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)

239 Beer is involved.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Punchline to a Cougar and a Huskie went into a bar



BTW I am neither and consider both fair game.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:14 PM (iDKtp)

240 181 This deeply troubles Romney.
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I'd like to see a poll on how many Utahns regret voting for this turd.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 07, 2019 04:14 PM (sWM8x)

241 ay out gubs. although, in my uspcale area, they are likely to drink themselves into oblivion or commit suicide.>>
why do the gubs commit suicide?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (WkmoA)

242 240 181 This deeply troubles Romney.
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I'd like to see a poll on how many Utahns regret voting for this turd.
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Aren't they Utes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (yRAFu)

243 There is a very odd article on yahoo. It's about the upcoming gun rights case from NYC. They are calling it a "temporary setback" for gun control groups.

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Rights? RIGHTS?!

Ian Millhiser@imillhiser
It's wild that people think that the Constitution of the United States is good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

244
218 two hundred and still gray?


Ace is trapped under collapsed shelving.
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that old memes are the order of the day at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (XN4C4)






HTML chaos is just part of the inestimable charm of AoS.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (veoSD)

245 What the hell is wrong with Minnesota?
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Twins have no depth at SP, the Wild are slow and Kirk Cousins is a great Pizza Ranch spokesman but not so great QB.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (/ZYFC)

246 >>236
What the hell is wrong with Minnesota?

Filthy Skandi's.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (Pzzpr)

247 243 Rights? RIGHTS?!

Ian Millhiser@imillhiser
It's wild that people think that the Constitution of the United States is good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

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Then move to South Africa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (q80AH)

248 I'm guessing she somehow escaped the cooch mutilation.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (TOD+M)
........

or she fakes a mean orgasm.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

249 Between fucking Icky or Marie Osmon Imma gonna go with Marie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

250 Omar doesn't need to worry too much about the impression this makes on er voters. The Somali ones will mostly forgive her, as she is fighting against America and Jews. And besides - they're a relatively small portion of her constituents, who are mostly white wine moms, and will view her conduct as empowering.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
Yup. To her Muslim backers, she's doing her job and stuff like this actually helps make international Islam look progressive and tolerant - it's a win. To her big-numbers wine mom constituency, she's a powerful, liberated, progressive woman in charge of her own body and not being help down by any man - not to mention that she's dark and exotic and foreign and thus not corrupted from being raised in white America (you know, that same America where they're raising Connor and Logan).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

251 239 Beer is involved.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Punchline to a Cougar and a Huskie went into a bar



BTW I am neither and consider both fair game.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:14 PM (iDKtp)

You must have a LOT of bite marks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

252 The grey on gray is sort of like the bat signal . . . a cry for help?

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2019 04:16 PM (C6xeQ)

253 When the dam finally breaks, and the Dem base realizes that they've been lied to all this time, things are going to get mighty ugly.

Oh yeah there are plenty out there who are CERTAIN that Trump is going to be impeached (which they think means "thrown out of office") and its all over but deciding how they get Nancy Pelosi in office. Just ask Joy Reid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

254 drop my absentee ballot off early in the day, then come home and load magazines and lay out gubs. although, in my uspcale area, they are likely to drink themselves into oblivion or commit suicide.

Absentee ballots. If the leftists are desperate enough, isn't there a chance that Trump absentee ballots will not be counted? The vote fraud is going to be beyond belief.

Posted by: Cynicism is Policy at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (fOqG5)

255 Yup. To her Muslim backers, she's doing her job and stuff like this actually helps make international Islam look progressive and tolerant - it's a win. To her big-numbers wine mom constituency, she's a powerful, liberated, progressive woman in charge of her own body and not being help down by any man - not to mention that she's dark and exotic and foreign and thus not corrupted from being raised in white America (you know, that same America where they're raising Connor and Logan).
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its all fun an games until uncle Hamoosh shows up from the old country and throws battery acid in your face

Posted by: modern problems at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (C6xeQ)

256 >>And besides - they're a relatively small portion of her constituents, who are mostly white wine moms, and will view her conduct as empowering.


Which is amazing when you consider they admire her for being their idea of an exotic immigrant/ empowered muslim woman of color --- who is now looking really dodgy with her personal life in the most generic ways. Let's say you don't believe she married her brother, she's still now messed up 2 marriages and broken up a third.
Is there a regular white American woman politician who had such behavior tolerated by her female constituents/fans?

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

257 Oh my. Someone who was on the Turkey call with Trump, is dis'n the President about the call.

Someone on the National Security Council, probably someone who is getting cut as Trump reduces the size of said council.

But still, national news and ANOTHER leak about a Presidential phone call.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (NgKpN)

258 which brother is she divorcing now?

Spare a thought for genealogists trying to chart this "family."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (YLq84)

259 BTW I am neither and consider both fair game.

"Now where's the Eskimo I'm supposed to beat up?"
--Just the punch line

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

260 in other news, SCOTUS has decided to hear the NYC gun case, rejecting NY's argument that the case was moot.

NY has had way over a century of watching slumlords pull this exact same con to show them how, and SCOTUS isn't putting up with it.

For those who don't know this particular dance, it goes like this:

Tenant has to put up with acres of shit, but one particular thing stands out, so the tenant focuses on that one thing and harasses the landlord about it. The landlord ignores them, harasses them back, and generally acts terribly.

So the tenant takes them to court. But the courts move very very slowly, so things drag on for months or sometimes even years. Then, when the tenant finally gets their day in court, a slick lawyer shows up and makes a motion to dismiss because that one thing got fixed this morning, your honor.

In the meanwhile, all the other horrible things have not only been ignored, the landlord actively made them worse as retaliation.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (9t0Zz)

261 247 243 Rights? RIGHTS?!

Ian Millhiser@imillhiser
It's wild that people think that the Constitution of the United States is good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Then move to South Africa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (q80AH)


I've been saying this for years.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

262 Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel. LOeffingL.Those pictures!

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/ article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12273971

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (ransv)

263 Ok, being boxed in is hilarious.

I missed the previous thread.

Just wanted to say I miss John E. He was one my favorite cobs.

I also miss the podcasts.

Sigh.

Glad to know he and Ace are apparently still on friendly terms.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (9hauA)

264 Aren't they Utes?
Posted by: Puddin Head

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Ima thinking they are generally a bit older.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Y4EXg)

265 You must have a LOT of bite marks.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Nope our school mascot has wings and talons and you can find it on most US currency

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (iDKtp)

266 "Someone on the National Security Council, probably someone who is getting cut as Trump reduces the size of said council."


Emphasizing why teh NSC needs to be reduced.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (iGFsx)

267 Nope our school mascot has wings and talons and you can find it on most US currency
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (iDKtp)

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Oh dammit, have they started putting RBG and Thundershart on the money already?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

268 Absentee ballots. If the leftists are desperate enough, isn't there a chance that Trump absentee ballots will not be counted? The vote fraud is going to be beyond belief.
Posted by: Cynicism is Policy at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (fOqG5)

But, California is cleaning up the voter rolls.

They sent a Postcard to every registered voter, to the address they can vote from.

Saying, if you moved, or don't live there anymore, please contact us.

If not, you need do nothing to stay on the voter rolls.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

269 212 Finally: The Marvel Universe is NOT a sandwich. If you disagree, you can fight my dog.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
This, right here, is something that is only comprehensible to regular visitors of this particular sea of chaos. This is is hilarious but you'd definitely just get blank stars from a non-Moron...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)


Cardboard membership, vs. Platinum membership.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (sy5kK)

270 Dem Congresswoman [Slotkin] Gets Booed At Town Hall In Michigan After Announcing She Supports Impeaching Trump

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They'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

271 I think Trump needs to get burner phones (Is that what they're called?) and have almost nobody on the calls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:21 PM (j0JAA)

272 I've noticed that the gray blocks under normal circumstances) can be a funny green shade when viewed at an angle, on my MacBook anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 04:21 PM (ClOmq)

273 Saying, if you moved, or don't live there anymore, please contact us.

If not, you need do nothing to stay on the voter rolls.

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

bwahaha..which genius came up with that idea?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

274 273 Saying, if you moved, or don't live there anymore, please contact us.

If not, you need do nothing to stay on the voter rolls.

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

bwahaha..which genius came up with that idea?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

=========

One who doesn't want to fix the voter roll problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)

275 I think Trump needs to get burner phones (Is that what they're called?) and have almost nobody on the calls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:21 PM (j0JAA)
++++++++++++
In-person meetings only, with just interpreters or those who need to be there. When the government, especially the State Department, starts bitching about the expense of all that travel and the delays it causes, he can give them an earful about being a bunch of spies who forced him to run his business like a mobster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (I2dne)

276 Is there a regular white American woman politician who had such behavior tolerated by her female constituents/fans?
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

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You rang?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - I wrote the book on constituent abuse at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (qC1Sy)

277 Omar doesn't need to worry too much about the impression this makes on er voters. The Somali ones will mostly forgive her, as she is fighting against America and Jews. And besides - they're a relatively small portion of her constituents, who are mostly white wine moms, and will view her conduct as empowering.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)


Besides which, most of them probably can't read, and so will never find out about this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YLq84)

278 Oh dammit, have they started putting RBG and Thundershart on the money already?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Eagles not Gargoyles

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (iDKtp)

279 *Weirdly, a woman who looked similar to ths ex was walking her dog in the ex's neighborhood got stabbed to death right after this came out.
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

Had a very similar name as well, and the murderer was Somali via Ethiopia. Very strange

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (N4xQB)

280 It is undefeated folks. Even hers.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (xceTB)

281 262 Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel. LOeffingL.Those pictures!

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/ article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12273971

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (ransv)

The picture of the cat lounging like a porn star is hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

282 bwahaha..which genius came up with that idea?

Posted by: IC
>>
They put their heads together...

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (WkmoA)

283 Who the hell is Ian Millhouser?
And speaking of that old Constitution, I heard someone under the influence of leftist media refer to it as "stale". The crap people are being fed by the media is relentlessly juvenile, shallow, and stupid. Anything we can do to kneecap the media, including pointing and laughing, is a win for freedom.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (sN9mD)

284 One who doesn't want to fix the voter roll problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)

And of course, the CA GOP said nothing?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

285 271
I think Trump needs to get burner phones (Is that what they're called?) and have almost nobody on the calls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:21 PM (j0JAA)

Except that really would be illegal for diplomatic calls. But I get the frustration. Half the government is working against the guy all the time.BTW I wouldn't be surprised in the least if we found out Obama or Hillary were using those.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (iAwUQ)

286 Hard to believe it remains such a gray area.....

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (qC1Sy)

287 In Somalia, it's a old tradition to get dicked by your sibling.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)

288 One who doesn't want to fix the voter roll problem yet claim they're maintaining roll hygiene when questions of fraud come up in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++
Small addition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

289 284 One who doesn't want to fix the voter roll problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)

And of course, the CA GOP said nothing?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

==========

It was probably their idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (q80AH)

290 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
5m
U.S. Commerce Department Confirms It Is Naming 28 Chinese Governmental, Commercial Organizations Including Hikvision To Entity List Over Treatment Of Uighurs Effective Monday

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (BqBId)

291 288 One who doesn't want to fix the voter roll problem yet claim they're maintaining roll hygiene when questions of fraud come up in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++
Small addition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

=========

Appreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

292 Is this a new wrinkle by the way - a female horn dog politician?

Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (xceTB)

293 Omar ALWAYS deflects and complains about her enemies (racists, sexists, etc.) when confronted about anything. She won't answer a simple question.

She's really brazen about it.

But is it really brazen if the media refuses to call her out on it, instead protecting her?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (9hauA)

294 off RBG sock.

isn't she mort yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

295 >>You rang?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

NOPE.
She stood by her man and rode the pity all the way to the Senate. She is STILL peddling her strong marriage BS narrative. No divorce.

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

296 Besides which, most of them probably can't read,"

"Shar-donn-hey"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)

297 294 off RBG sock.

isn't she mort yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

She is immortal. Unfortunately for us.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

298 Is it true adult stores now sell pocket Omar mouths for 3 bucks a pop?

Posted by: How Dare you at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (Bf3hj)

299 A dark subject
No Leftist ever did or had anything happen to them that was their fault.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)

300 Don Q was just about to comment about that ludicrous "Newsweek" thing, the NSC official tattling on the Trump/Erdogan call.


But it's such a cartoonish pile of crap, I wasn't sure it was worth bothering the Horde.


However.


That immediate readouts of presidential effing phone calls with other heads of state are now apparently routine - THAT is insane. Obviously. No more than "whistleblower" idiocy chiming in about perceived legal violations on such calls, but equally so.


The Beltway idiots really are burning down the house to hamper Trump. At least some of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (QDnY+)

301 NOPE.
She stood by her man and rode the pity all the way to the Senate. She is STILL peddling her strong marriage BS narrative. No divorce.
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

A: "I'll be home in half an hour."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (I2dne)

302 She is Shia? As in "Shia takes it in the ass"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (5l6gb)

303 301 Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

A: "I'll be home in half an hour."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (I2dne)

==========

A: Nothing. They haven't been in the same room for 3 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)

304 ++++++++++++

In-person meetings only, with just interpreters or those who need to
be there. When the government, especially the State Department, starts
bitching about the expense of all that travel and the delays it causes,
he can give them an earful about being a bunch of spies who forced him
to run his business like a mobster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (I2dne)

That would be great but still, illegal for a sitting president. Besides it's usually (as in when the govt isn't actively conspiring against the president) beneficial for us to have others on the call, like the VP, the CIA and the NSA, etc. They garner alot of info from these conversations.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (iAwUQ)

305 Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?
>>
Honey, I'm home!

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (WkmoA)

306 BREAKING U.S. effectively shuts down Northern Syria airspace to Turkey, according to Pentagon statement to Anadolu.

Turkey has been expelled from Joint Air Operations Center, and surveillance and reconnaissance data aren't shared with Ankara

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (BqBId)

307 President Barron Trump will still be seeing RBG at the State of the Union address

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (ZCEU2)

308 +++++++++++
Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

A: "I'll be home in half an hour."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!)

*rimshot!

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (iDKtp)

309 It's bad when AOC is the least offensive member of 'The Squad' .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (NqZ29)

310 273 Saying, if you moved, or don't live there anymore, please contact us.

If not, you need do nothing to stay on the voter rolls.

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

bwahaha..which genius came up with that idea?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (a0IVu)


So, they were ordered by a Federal judge to clean up their voter rolls.

They pull this nonsense.

What's going to be funny is to listen to them after a Federal judge throws out their entire county's Presidential vote for being a fraud. They were warned. They chose to abuse the voting rights of the rest of the country.

Hahaha.

Now, that's funny!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

311 77 She almost seems to have Kennedy-like relationship with truth, trustworthiness, marital fidelity. If she is a terrible driver/pilot the resemblance will be complete.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet!


Yup, she's more Kennedyesque than Beto.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (+lVUW)

312 That would be great but still, illegal for a sitting president. Besides it's usually (as in when the govt isn't actively conspiring against the president) beneficial for us to have others on the call, like the VP, the CIA and the NSA, etc. They garner alot of info from these conversations.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (iAwUQ)
+++++++++++++
It would be illegal for the President to restrict his operations to in-person meetings? Why? It is an approved and secure communications channel, isn't it? And other presidents may benefit from having others on the call, but this one doesn't because it's at least even odds that the other attendees are enemies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (I2dne)

313 310
So, they were ordered by a Federal judge to clean up their voter rolls.

They pull this nonsense.

What's going to be funny is to listen to them after a Federal judge throws out their entire county's Presidential vote for being a fraud. They were warned. They chose to abuse the voting rights of the rest of the country.

Hahaha.

Now, that's funny!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

=========

The situation or the idea that the situation will happen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:28 PM (q80AH)

314 If the men in her life are smart, they won't let her drive them across any bridges.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 04:28 PM (+lVUW)

315 306
BREAKING U.S. effectively shuts down Northern Syria airspace to Turkey, according to Pentagon statement to Anadolu.



Turkey has been expelled from Joint Air Operations Center, and surveillance and reconnaissance data aren't shared with Ankara

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 04:26 PM (BqBId)

This isn't too surprising given Trump's message to Turkey about this, which was basically "we've had enough of this boondoggle and we're leaving, so have at it if you want but we certainly aren't BFFs now and we aren't helping you either."

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:28 PM (iAwUQ)

316 Is *that* CA's compliance with the lawsuit settlement re voter rolls? Or was that case just LA County? Can't recall details. A JW operation, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (QDnY+)

317 From the article about the NSC official who's mad at Trump's call is this quote:

If Trump's withdraw of U.S. forces had not occurred, the National Security Council official told Newsweek, the United States could have continued to refine the buffer zone on the Syrian-Turkish border. "To be honest with you, it would be better for the United States to support a Kurdish nation across Turkey, Syria and Iraq," said the National Security Council official. "It would be another Israel in the region."

(end quote)

Theoretically, that would be great - but think about it. Are we proposing to carve out pieces of three existing countries and make an all new country? Does anyone think we could do that with anything less than 500,000 troops on the ground? Or maybe double that? Sure it's a great idea, it's also absolutely impossible unless we're willing to start ANOTHER 30 year long war in central Asia. We can't do it. We just can't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

318 If the men in her life are smart, they won't let her drive them across any bridges.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 04:28 PM (+lVUW)
++++++++++
I don't think women are allowed to drive in her system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (I2dne)

319 292
Is this a new wrinkle by the way - a female horn dog politician?

Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (xceTB)

When you are a powerful exotic woman guys will just let you lead them around by the dong.

Posted by: Horny Omar at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (ymnmz)

320 If the men in her life are smart,>>
They wouldn't be in her life...

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (WkmoA)

321 Hopefully this cheating political baby will be a tru blue patriot like Megan McCain

Posted by: Downcast at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (P3pX3)

322 >>If the men in her life are smart, they won't let her drive them across any bridges.

If the men in her life were smart they wouldn't be in her life.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)

323 Ace needs to wash that gray right out of his blog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (ejd/p)

324 The Beltway idiots really are burning down the house to hamper Trump. At least some of them.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (QDnY+)


Burning it down while still in it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (iGFsx)

325 Finally!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (q80AH)

326 295 >>You rang?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

NOPE.
She stood by her man and rode the pity all the way to the Senate. She is STILL peddling her strong marriage BS narrative. No divorce.
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)


Bonus points for the Tammy Wynette reference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (sy5kK)

327 Must mean a new post is about to arrive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

328 It's fixed!

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (MVjcR)

329 What just happened?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (WkmoA)

330 85
"This is a very private matter and we hope the public will respect our privacy." - Every attention whore's press statement
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


We'll be just as respectful toward you as you and your liberal friends are toward Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (+lVUW)

331 277 Omar doesn't need to worry too much about the impression this makes on er voters. The Somali ones will mostly forgive her, as she is fighting against America and Jews. And besides - they're a relatively small portion of her constituents, who are mostly white wine moms, and will view her conduct as empowering.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)

Besides which, most of them probably can't read, and so will never find out about this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YLq84)

She's dating a White Guy. Christian.

She's toast.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

332 Color reversion.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (sjdRT)

333 Geez...I post a format joke and the formatting is fixed. Missed it by that > < much.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ejd/p)

334 Expel Turkey from NATO, tell them you want to redo the Ottoman Empire, knock yourselves out. Stand back and watch. Not our problem people.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (xceTB)

335 The muzzies have a rule book more complicated than Major League Baseball, but surely Omar is eligible for a stoning. Section 3, subparagraph D, the part about kafir screwing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 07, 2019 04:31 PM (C1Lsn)

336
What's going to be funny is to listen to them after a Federal judge throws out their entire county's Presidential vote for being a fraud. They were warned. They chose to abuse the voting rights of the rest of the country.

Hahaha.

Now, that's funny!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Hmmm deny the lefties 55 electoral votes in 2020...Ft Sumter?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:31 PM (iDKtp)

337 Future blog historians will now wonder what the hell we were talking about.

Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (MVjcR)

338 It would be illegal for the President to restrict
his operations to in-person meetings? Why? It is an approved and secure
communications channel, isn't it? And other presidents may benefit from
having others on the call, but this one doesn't because it's at least
even odds that the other attendees are enemies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:27 PM (I2dne)
Yes, it's in the rules someplace I think. The idea is the president isn't supposed to act like a dictator and can't just make his own personal deals with other countries without the people, or rather their representatives in congress, having full knowledge of this.I get what you are saying 100% though. In a normal sane world, these rules are supposed to protect the republic. Now not so sure.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (iAwUQ)

339 New thread is coming, that's what it means

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (ZCEU2)

340 Theoretically, that would be great - but think about
it. Are we proposing to carve out pieces of three existing countries
and make an all new country? Does anyone think we could do that with
anything less than 500,000 troops on the ground? Or maybe double that?
Sure it's a great idea, it's also absolutely impossible unless we're
willing to start ANOTHER 30 year long war in central Asia. We can't do
it. We just can't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THAT WAS THE BIDEN PLAN OF HAVING 500K TROOPS SANDWICHED IN A STRIP OF DESERT BETWEEN TWO GROUPS WHO WANT THEM DEAD AND THE NSC OFFICIAL IS RUNNING WITH IT.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (ymnmz)

341 329
What just happened?


Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 04:30 PM (WkmoA)

+++
I don't know, but Lizzy lost here "y", unless there is a backstory.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 04:33 PM (9+jnX)

342 Clinton's unaware tweets slamming Trump on Russia, Turkey and Syria and gets slammed back:

https://tinyurl.com/y4h8ukac

I actually inclined to think that Hillary doesn't even do most of her tweets. She has some staff member do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:33 PM (j0JAA)

343 Yes, it's in the rules someplace I think. The idea is the president isn't supposed to act like a dictator and can't just make his own personal deals with other countries without the people, or rather their representatives in congress, having full knowledge of this.I get what you are saying 100% though. In a normal sane world, these rules are supposed to protect the republic. Now not so sure.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (iAwUQ)
+++++++++++++
Treaties and cross-border agreements would still need to be approved by Congress and would have to be disclosed. Conversations and negotiations, though, should be covered by executive privilege, no?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

344 >>"This is a very private matter and we hope the public will respect our privacy."


Well, when you violate campaign finance laws with your messy love life, it IS our business.

She broke campaign (and IRS?) laws by using campaign funds to pay for the divorce from her brother.

She appears to have been using campaign funds to pay her lover/fund their frequent travel during their affair.

Messy. Not private.

Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

345 her, not here

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 04:34 PM (9+jnX)

346 316 Is *that* CA's compliance with the lawsuit settlement re voter rolls? Or was that case just LA County? Can't recall details. A JW operation, I think.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:29 PM (QDnY+)


IIRC, LA County.

something like 1.2 million names were suspect, can't recall all the details, and too lazy to look it up.

and the fuckers send post cards for the illegal votes to send back in if they are breaking the law.

because they think that Trump will be gone in a year and all of this will go away.

corruption on the Left is deep. very, very deep.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

347 5 in one night. It was the greatest night of my 9 lives.

Posted by: Old Tom Cat at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (5v5Zx)

348 Importance of the airspace thing not clear. Turkey can launch/control many air ops, esp. drones, from its own airspace, for purposes of ops near the border - plus, we are very unlikely to risk an incident by having our air active at the border [which they do not normally do now].


More interesting unconfirmed claim from Turkish side is that Erdogan did not think he was told American forces were being moved from area. We're talking a few hundred troops/advisors.


Also, claims Kurdish forces actually adding to fortifications even as our guys oversee dismantling of fortifications at other sites.


It's the MidEast. Even worse, it's the mountainous part. Extra layers of deception and gamesmanship.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (QDnY+)

349 I actually inclined to think that Hillary doesn't even do most of her tweets. She has some staff member do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:33 PM (j0JAA)
I have to believe she's rarely sober or awake during normal business hours. Definitely some staffer.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (iAwUQ)

350 Restoring the "y"!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

351 Hmmm..... It seems we have a sociopath and psychotic mess who the good people of Minnesota chose as their representative.
I used to like Minnesotans.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (lVOAJ)

352 What's wrong with this country is a putz like Colon Pal can rise to the SOS

A useless fuckface

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (AQBtr)

353 She appears to have been using campaign funds to pay her lover/fund their frequent travel during their affair.

Messy. Not private.



Posted by: Lizz

--

She has the subsection (D) exemption from the law, just like that wacky female senator from Illinois a few years ago.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (YslsA)

354 And Hillary gets dumped on again-rightly so-for her redundant boo-hooing about the 2016 election:

https://nypost.com/author/karol-markowicz/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (j0JAA)

355 Pursuing strange dick had NOTHING to do with her marital problems. What a cvnt.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

356 Hmmm deny the lefties 55 electoral votes in 2020...Ft Sumter?
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... being unproductive at October 07, 2019 04:31 PM (iDKtp)

It would only be LA County, that is who was sued to clean up the rolls, not all of California.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)

357 No, I think the President can call anyone or any foreign leader but it's now the CIA's job to report to Congress what that call is about, even making it up if need be.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (ZCEU2)

358 350
Restoring the "y"!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

++++
Thank God.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 04:36 PM (9+jnX)

359 Colon Powell

All Bushies are useless fuckfaces.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 04:37 PM (u//oP)

360 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 07, 2019 04:37 PM (ECrgQ)

361 Yes, it's in the rules someplace I think. The idea is the president isn't supposed to act like a dictator and can't just make his own personal deals with other countries without the people, or rather their representatives in congress, having full knowledge of this.I get what you are saying 100% though. In a normal sane world, these rules are supposed to protect the republic. Now not so sure.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 07, 2019 04:32 PM (iAwUQ)

Well the time honored way this is done - by Obama, by Bush, by everyone else - is that you send your personal representative over to do all the private talks for you, and see what can be worked out, and then he comes back and talks privately to the President. THEN the "official" phone call is made between leaders, but it is scripted on both sides, simply memorializing what was worked out secretly.

But Trump likes to deal and negotiate himself, he doesn't like to use go-betweens. So he won't do it that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)

362 OK, gun nuts, a quesion. A woman and/or her 13 year old brother, shot her sleeping husband to death, single shot from a .22 rifle in the back of the head. Wife says brother did it on his own. Brother first says he don't know nothin' from nothin', then says he held the rifle and had his finger on the trigger but wife put her finger into the trigger guard and squeezed his finger discharging the round, and then he says that although he supplied the rifle (which he though was malfunctioning and would not fire), wife shot husband while brother waited in the car. Although brother was initially convicted, he was eventually acquitted when an expert testified that from the wound, it was unlikely that two people had their fingers on the trigger.

Does anybody understand what the expert was talking about?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

363 339 Told ya

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

364
Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
1h
I get upset with Twitter.... but I am amazed at the access we have to instant, worldwide information.

I am also grateful it allows me to tell Hillary Clinton to "Go To Hell and take her rapist husband with her".... with the world watching.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)

365 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

Postcard was sent to me in the Central Valley, so apparently its State wide.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

366 Not sure Lindsay and Chris got good staff work on their proposed sanctions bill. Don't think we can "suspend" a NATO member - has to be a unanimous alliance decision - which obviously creates a built-in veto to any such action.


Trump himself has threatened economic war if Turkey crosses any of his lines, so that part of their bill merely backs him up.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 04:39 PM (QDnY+)

367 Numbers NOOD

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 07, 2019 04:39 PM (a3tan)

368 365 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

Postcard was sent to me in the Central Valley, so apparently its State wide.
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 04:39 PM (NgKpN)


so it would be the entire state then. this is getting good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 04:41 PM (sy5kK)

369 If a male politician had done everything that Omar has done he would be out and shunned. Look at what they did to Sanford for a little on the side, Edwards etc. The Dems are very selective on who they look the other way or put into crosshairs. The money behind these politicians dictates who gets smeared and who they leave alone. I'm guessing Soros has invested too much in Omar to toss her.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 07, 2019 04:50 PM (KSBDE)

370 "It's just this damn war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson." -- Ilhan Omar
.

Posted by: OCBill at October 07, 2019 05:25 PM (df+Zi)

371 She is doing a Hillary! She will go far. Bitch.

Posted by: Lurker #982,000,0007 at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (br083)

372 The scrawny, hateful little bitch should look to her own life before commenting upon Americans. FY, Angel Ass

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (xZjSg)

373 test

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy 🖕 at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (lD3vL)

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