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Sad Losers Grow Fu Manchu Mustaches to Emulate Their New Hero, Jacksonville Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew
Gardner Minshew is a rookie pressed into sudden service. He's doing well, giving the team some hope.
This sounds good https://t.co/YzvxxiS6YY
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 6, 2019
I like this kid, guys https://t.co/EgsAObf6xP
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 4, 2019
Can't wait to hear the names of some of the piss-pants jock-sniffing toddlermen growing a mustache to look like another dude.
The team is feeding the mania. The Jaguars began offering what it dubs the "Minshew Mini Pack," which includes tickets to the team's next two home games, a bandanna, fake mustache and the chance to take a picture on the field with the gear.
Ekdahl? That name sounds familiar. Must be someone else.
Amy Ekdahl remembers exactly how she learned that her husband had joined the craze, and she wasn't happy about it.
John Ekdahl has had a thick beard for as long as they've been together.John Ekdahl? Eh, must be another guy named John Ekdahl. There's no reason to think that Ekdahl roots for the Jaguars. Except for living in Florida. And constantly tweeting about the Jaguars. And showing a love for Garnder Minshew that clearly crosses from homoerotic to just plain ol' gay.
He decided to get rid of all of it--except the mustache--after Mr. Minshew led Jacksonville to a win over the Tennessee Titans. He didn't consult his wife. Ms. Ekdahl learned about it when she checked her phone and saw he had sent her a picture. "My heart dropped," she recalls. "I was enraged all day." Her friends at work expressed similar shock and asked her how old her husband is. "Too old to be doing this," she told them. Mr. Ekdahl, though, has no plans to shave it.Anyway, so just kidding with the incel manbaby stuff. That actually is the John Ekdahl, former coblogger. It's a cute story, but... it's very revealing. Not about a minor trend in facial hair. But about how the media gets its stories. The reporter saw people tweeting about the Fu Minshew mustache and started typing up a, well, let's call it a "news story." Where did they get Ekdahl's name from? They saw him tweeting about his Fu Minshew on Twitter. The media is just 90% about taking tweets and hashtags and typing them into stories and calling it brave reporting and truth firefighting. The other 10% is typing up evidence-free conspiracy theories peddled to them by Adam Schiff. Emily Jashinksy just wrote about that.
Political Twitter is easily distracted by stories with a dangerously unbalanced ratio of news value to entertainment value, even more so than the cable networks. (I'm not excluding myself from this.) Because the conversation is driven by coastal journalists who use our accounts for social and professional purposes, there's a premium on media gossip, insular Beltway chatter, and amusing viral content.... The problem is that news outlets also use Twitter as an assignment editor, which has the effect of artificially inflating the importance of such stories--in newsrooms, boardrooms, and living rooms. Tweets have consequences, even the silly ones. That’s well-worth considering before getting sucked into the largely irrelevant Twitter pile-on of the moment.That's via Steven Green at Instapundit, who cites this tweet from Salena Zito, pointing out that for many, real life is now nothing more than a series of tweets and notifications:
We have become a culture of the moment. It’s not that we live in the moment; it’s that we consume moments. And when we take in moments, stripped of context, our assumptions and prejudices fill in the blanks. https://t.co/HZ6Pl2B9Sx
— SalenaZito (@SalenaZito) October 7, 2019
Somewhat related: The Ohio State marching band celebrated Neil Armstrong Day with a routine about the moon landing.
.@OhioState's band gave us a quick history lesson 🚀🌑 pic.twitter.com/tm415Qptsq
— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) October 6, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 02:44 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (0W3mK)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (Js8Dx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (0W3mK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 02:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 02:46 PM (Js8Dx)
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (VoMt7)
it's a necessary law. otherwise they're be anarchy.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
I knew in a year or so everyone would forget their rage and start slurping up the Kool Ade again. Garwsh, footballs! Can't stay away!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (KZzsI)
Yes, that seems to be the case. For those of us who don't use Twitter, the newsmedia is our go-to source for news about what's happening on Twitter. And SNL.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (cD09y)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (Js8Dx)
It's not a real Fu Manchu, anyway. It's IIRC basically what Hulk Hogan had, which is a beardstache shaved a certain way.
A "real" Fu Manchu requires a handlebar-length moustache, only vertical, not horizontal. IMO, anyway.
Posted by: Lance McCormick, phoning it in as usual at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (FiUMj)
Do it, game-player. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
No one would be able to get a vehicle within 100 yards of a high school.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (TLrKv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)
And it always turns out the whole basis of the story was 3 or 4 random people tweeting something.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (90T4r)
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That's the only thing still funny about Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (a0IVu)
There's a ridiculous shit ton of work that goes into that stuff. It was shocking.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Manchu at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: ace
Talk about outgrowing something after high school...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (Yu4ah)
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I guess I'm an incel manbaby.
Hell I sport the aviator sunglasses and sweatband too.
Thanks,
MAGA Ken
Posted by: MAGA at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (I5LRE)
Anyway this kid, must have been 4 or 5 was walking and playing on a phone. He walked right into a chair at my table. Didn't phase him, just kept on going. He was that engrossed in his phone. Which I thought was both very funny and very sad. And his parents just kind of shrugged it off.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (FiUMj)
The Ohio State Band brutally beat Antifa protesters for being jag-offs and not know the words to Hang on Sloopy.
Posted by: Twitter News at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (lTPRw)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:48 PM (90T4r)
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That's the only thing still funny about Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 07, 2019 02:51 PM (ECrgQ)
What's funny about hers though is that it's on her back.
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (cD09y)
"They're 'trained.'"
"What does this mean?"
(Girlfriend grasps top of jeans, pulls, poppoppoppop. All buttons unfasten).
Zod suspects that he was not her first high school boyfriend.
Whatever. Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
It really depends on what you're eating.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
I would like to Make AOSHQ pointy again !!!
Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (+Lg8f)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (5l6gb)
"Hey! We publish press releases and pretend they are news, too!"
--Legacy Media
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 02:49 PM (N4xQB)
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See also every NYT article about a "growing trend" which if you read the article is 6 people in Brooklyn doing it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)
When I first started reading the headline I thought this would be about the NBA kowtowing to China.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (Qbfba)
I wish him every success.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
You occasionally trim it. It helps.
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)
C'mon, my hometown Bills are 4-1. Give a guy a break.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (u//oP)
F*** Facebook. And now F*** Twitter.
You'll live a longer, happier life without those cesspools.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: ace
It really depends on
Posted by: Sponge
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (Yu4ah)
Uhhhhhhhhh, it's facial hair? It'll grow out or can be easily shaved of??
Grow up lady, and find something legit to be enraged about. Sheesh.
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (bDqIh)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
Vehicle odor status: Ditch-weed.
Posted by: Zod
He speaketh the language of my old tribe
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (iDKtp)
*******
Well done, young man. Potential internet winner for today.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (Qbfba)
Horrified, she chides him saying, "DJ that's not very nice!" And without hesitation he says, "She's got a beard, too!"
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Colon Krapyerdick - Afronaut at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (NqZ29)
Amen, national sportscaster/writers have a palatable hate for the little university in Pullman because of Coach Leach.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (tJHro)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Junkies always swear they will quit.....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM
****
Jacksonville O line > NY Jets O line.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (hgpSN)
Legally, I don't think you're allowed to sport a mustache like that
unless you own a Trans-Am with a minimum of three Foghat cassettes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 02:45 PM (wCmLp)
Dude..... 8 Track.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Next year: Did you see that play???
I promise to give up football when everyone else gives up movies and video games.
In other words, never.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)
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I've had a mustache for the last 40-some years...er...28-1/2 years. Eating soup is a real strain.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
Don't let your stache become a shrub and you won't have this problem. I spent too long trying to grow a classic Western handlebar. Keep it short, and blend with a goatee or full beard so it won't look like a skeevy porn stache.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (axyOa)
It was the 80s, everyone was doing it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (u//oP)
I accidentally saw a clip of somebody being interviewed by a talking head from Progda a few weeks back. Said talking head said, "Twitter says (something about what you said, but It didn't like it).
But Twitter said this (something else about what you said that Twitter apparently didn't like)."
Twitter is now some sort of all-seeing Oracle, I guess. My response would be, "So what?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (2Mnv1)
I've noticed that all these little insurance companies have websites that are coded by retards. They seem to make them so difficult to use that your average oldster will be discouraged and resort to using the phone (yeccchh.)
I just clicked on the "Make A Payment" button of my prescription drug plan, and got a Server Error 303. You would think that the one single most important part of the website (for them) would be getting paid.
I logged out, waited a while, logged in, and clicked it again. Now it goes to a page that does not load in a finite period of time.
I went to the "Contact Us" online form to tell them they aren't getting paid. Had to fill out a great big form that should have been already filled in with all my member info, which they already have. The editing on the fields was coded by the infant children of retards. I sent it, but with little hope.
I suppose they paid the Retard Web Company millions of dollars to build this site, which should be a simple copy of the same standard cookie cutter template that thousands of other companies use, and should have been polished and perfected by 2003.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)
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Keith Hernandez? I despise him!
Posted by: Newman at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
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Given Ohio's population I'd guess there are probably close to 150 Ohio State universities. Just like in every state.
Which is why I always thought the whole **THE** Ohio State university is really stupid.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (FiUMj)
Gardner Minshew > Luke Falk
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Drew Bledsoe > Gardner Minshew > Anthony Gordon > Luke Falk
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (5l6gb)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Nope. I have boycotted the NFL and will never go back to it, unless and until the League makes an abject, grovelling apology for their players' behavior and promises stiff penalties for further infractions.
This will never happen, so it's college ball for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Pete Vuckovich as Clu Haywood at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (ov1cK)
In hindsight, I was a fool. Her insistence that the beard be grown back meant I had leverage. I could have insisted on something in return. But I was whipped, it never entered my mind.
Posted by: First Post Today at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 02:54 PM (Yu4ah)
Yeah, that was largely the direction I was going.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Meh.
That is not a Fu Manchu mustache.
That's a pornstache.
Christopher Lee shows you how it's done.
http://dbsjeyaraj.com/dbsj/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/FMCL.jpg
And that sweet babies, is a Fu Manchu mustache.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (XCfh1)
Sorry, no sale. I warned you before he had his first start the line sucks but he is also contributing to the disaster.
He may be good someday. That day is not today.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: J. Buffet & The Coral Reefers at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (T6t7i)
That's be a great band name Minshew at Wazzu
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
Saw Minshew at Wazzu open for Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)
Watch whatever you want to, but don't pretend you'll quit to show them a lesson.
Because this is why the NFL didn't give a damn what their players did to piss off fans. They knew the fans would come crawling back. This is why "woke" stuff keeps being done by big companies, because people forget, or just can't quit their man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
They are my kind of pirates.
I'm an expert in pirates.
Posted by: Mike "Pirate" Leach, WSU coach at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (sy5kK)
That's a pornstache.
Christopher Lee shows you how it's done.
http://dbsjeyaraj.com/dbsj/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/FMCL.jpg
And that sweet babies, is a Fu Manchu mustache.
Posted by: naturalfake
It's a shame there were no Chinese available to play Chinese roles back then.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (Qbfba)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Junkies always swear they will quit.....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 02:56 PM (FiUMj)
Haven't watched a game in 3 years.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (bDqIh)
"It was disrespectful to Greek women everywhere - this is not who we are"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (e1mEI)
Fortunately for me, I never did.
I'm not letting a handful of SJWs, some who aren't even in the league anymore, ruin a game I've love all my life.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pete Vuckovich as Clu Haywood at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (ov1cK)
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Hey, Paolo!! You got some competition!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (ECrgQ)
Yeah its never someone significant, or famous, its always some associate professor at a community college in Syracuse or something. No influence, no importance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (NqZ29)
Grow up lady, and find something legit to be enraged about. Sheesh.
well, she's kidding. This is Ekdahl's wife. She's exaggering for comedic effect.
My post calling Ekdhal and incel manbaby was kidding around, too.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (PbpT7)
https://bit.ly/30Vqmqv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
I've seen those Hare Mishnas at the airport, with their weird V-shaped haircuts.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (u//oP)
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The slow fade out, click, then slow fade in made the 8 track what it is today.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (qC1Sy)
There's still some reporting going on. Not much, some.
Guy named Brandon Darby actually travels into Mexico, spends serious time with migrants, talks to local Mexican officials, gets basic facts on the situation, generally avoids lectures or policy pushing. Another guy, forget his name at the moment, has done the same, going further, down even to Panama, and learned from our intel and LE folks about national security aspects of the migrant hordes.
All too rare now, but real reporting still exists. Obviously little of it reaches the public, which is pretty much on its own now.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (QDnY+)
Now I know it was the right decision.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Grow up lady, and find something legit to be enraged about. Sheesh.
well, she's kidding. This is Ekdahl's wife. She's exaggering for comedic effect.
My post calling Ekdhal and incel manbaby was kidding around, too.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (PbpT7)
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Confirmed: ace and Ekdhal in flame war of epic proportions.
More at 9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
i haven't gone back. I didn't even watch the super bowl the last couple of years. Maybe three years ago I watched the last ten minutes when I saw it was close in the 4th.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (Qbfba)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
Oh, I dunno. Kaepernick still hasn't been hired and I don't see all the fist up, knees down crap. Or at least I haven't heard about any. I'd say the NFL learned something of a lesson. Loss of eyeballs and cash will do that to capitalists even if only for a bit.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (ZCEU2)
This is correct. When you allow vegan homosexualists--or their manipulated "conservative" culture-zombies--to dictate your entertainment choices to you, you are quim.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (hgpSN)
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Gardner Minshew > Luke Falk
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Drew Bledsoe > Gardner Minshew > Anthony Gordon > Luke Falk
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (5l6gb)
What no love?
Posted by: Mr Holly Robinson at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (yRAFu)
In other words, never.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:57 PM (ZLI7S
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Done and done.
I wasn't aware about a problem with the game industry, as I'm not a gamer (I thought they were fighting the NPCs).
But the NFL, like H'wood, will never see one thin dime of YD's money ever again.
There's a whole world out there that isn't a cash machine for people who want me dead. It's really easy to forgo this crap, once you just do it.
Especially the movies. They're awful, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (3cfl2)
Oh, I dunno. Kaepernick still hasn't been hired and I don't see all the fist up, knees down crap. Or at least I haven't heard about any. I'd say the NFL learned something of a lesson. Loss of eyeballs and cash will do that to capitalists even if only for a bit.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (6eEQ+)
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"Mmmmm...money..."
-NBA, looking China's way
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (9+jnX)
Boxing is the one that baffles me the most. It is literally two people trying to beat each other unconscious as fast as possible and people love it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
the kids all had stick on mustaches
Minshew is a hoot, my kid ran into him on campus and said he was the nicest, happiest guy around.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (d7Ww2)
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I gave up on the pros. I just watch the Redskins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (yRAFu)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (iDKtp)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (6eEQ+)
__
Uh-huh....
"The NFL formally launched the Inspire Change initiative in early 2019, after more than two years of work with NFL players, with the goal of creating positive change in communities across the country. Through this initiative, NFL teams and the league office work with the Players Coalition and other NFL players to support programs and initiatives that reduce barriers to opportunity, with a focus on three priority areas: education and economic advancement; police and community relations; and criminal justice reform."
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (FiUMj)
Catfish Hunter took 3rd.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 03:02 PM (qC1Sy)
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Landfill?
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)"
What's baffling about that? One on one combat is probably the oldest spectator sport in the world. Either that or foot racing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Ah, OK. So used to outrage these days it was hard to tell is wasn't serious - which was your point that flew right over my head. My bad.
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (bDqIh)
Catfish Hunter took 3rd.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (u//oP)
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The A's making it past a single game in the post season...
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I grew one in my 20s because I wanted to look like Burt Reynolds.
Pictures that still exist show that I actually looked like one of the Village People.
Posted by: Biergood at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (yb6r+)
They did it for two and a half years. Then it wasn't cool any more so nobody does it any more, not even the NBA. And they didn't hire Kaepernick because he's lousy at his job. I mean some team offered him a backup job at minimum but he turned it down.
The NFL didn't change. They didn't implement new rules.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM (T6t7i)
It is.
But, as the fossil record tells us, the Chinese evolved from the Irish in 1972.
Before then, China was merely a fictional construct like Pittsburgh or Oz.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
In the future, Emperor Barron will attend the heavyweight championships. And he will be asked to render final judgement on the vanquished in the ring.
Do not expect him to give mercy often.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 07, 2019 03:00 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (axyOa)
Shemp is very upset with Trump for pulling our troops out of Syria.
Now I know it was the right decision.
Posted by: JackStraw
He says the Pentagon claims to have been "blindsided."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (PbpT7)
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I give you credit, you've watched a SB much more recently than I have.
I caught part of a football game recently, mom had it on, it was boring as all get out.
Baseball is enough to keep me entertained.
That and firearms.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (qC1Sy)
Do not expect him to give mercy often.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (hgpSN)
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The gold plated side arm isn't going to go unused.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Wendy at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM
OM has a pants fetish.
CBD has Maplemyxophobia regarding French Toast. OTOH, he's a Yankees fan, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (DMUuz)
Vida Blue is a great one, though, especially since it's an actual birth name, not a nickname.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)
yeah I was just razzing ekdahl.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
https://bit.ly/30Vqmqv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
.........
I like the part where he throws the pic of Mika in the toilet.
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Stacy at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Nobody rocked a pr0nstache like Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I grew one in my 20s because I wanted to look like Burt Reynolds.
Pictures that still exist show that I actually looked like one of the Village People.
Posted by: Biergood at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (yb6r+)
Or Mr. Slave from Southpark.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (jYnPD)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (q80AH)
But Moneyball is the greatest thing ever!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Love our Mississippi quarterbacks!!
Posted by: Stacy at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (sI15f)
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"Yeah!"
-Peyton Manning, falling down drunk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (90T4r)
Yea, Trump has only been saying he wanted to pull out since the election. Mattis even quit because he wouldn't follow Trump's orders to escalate the pull out.
Anyone who was blindsided by this move is either completely uninformed or lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Jay Gruden is a mutant. He should've been fired 47 years ago.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)
In other words, no more white performers need apply.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Marc Rypien > Jack Thompson > Drew Bledsoe >Gordon Minshew > Luke Falk > Anthony who
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (iDKtp)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM (q80AH)
But Moneyball is the greatest thing ever!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's certainly a great movie.
I have little opinion on it as a practice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (q80AH)
Boxing is the one that baffles me the most. It is literally two people trying to beat each other unconscious as fast as possible and people love it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Everyone fantasizing about beating up their own enemies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (aKsyK)
Jay Z being hired by the NFL to produce their music and Super Bowl halftime show will likely ensure we do not forget about the struggle. Maybe we'll get another Beyoncé black panther-themed pop song?!
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (MIKMs)
Yea, Trump has only been saying he wanted to pull out since the election. Mattis even quit because he wouldn't follow Trump's orders to escalate the pull out.
Anyone who was blindsided by this move is either completely uninformed or lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)
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How about stupid? Can they be stupid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:05 PM
I bet Incognito is their poster spokesman this month.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That doesn't speak well of the Pentagon. The idea that, after twenty years, folks just might decide it's time to pack it in and go home shouldn't be a shock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)"
The Astros were a "moneyball" team too - they just also happen to have some actual money.
Moneyball is nice, but it can't beat MONEYball, ala the Dodgers and Yankees.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (ransv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM (KZzsI)
You don't like the idea of a Halftime???
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 03:06 PM (aKsyK)
.........
They were voted off the island?
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
>>He says the Pentagon claims to have been "blindsided."
Yea, Trump has only been saying he wanted to pull out since the
election. Mattis even quit because he wouldn't follow Trump's orders to
escalate the pull out.
Anyone who was blindsided by this move is either completely uninformed or lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)
As recently as January 2019, we've had this discussion. "Blindsided" is not the term you are looking for when you are in charge of military readiness.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (4VGhz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 03:03 PM (iys0/)
Comedy hard. Is to try balancing on symmetrical balls. Riding also tiny tricycle funny.
Posted by: Putin at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (e1mEI)
It's certainly a great movie.
I have little opinion on it as a practice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM (q80AH)
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Moneyball will get a team to the playoffs. After that, talent and the manager having the ability to recognize the hot hand will win the Series.
Even Beane admits Moneyball doesn't work in the post season.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)
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I hear it's much wonkier than the movie.
I gave it to my dad, the statistician, and he loved it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (q80AH)
Boxing is the one that baffles me the most. It is literally two people trying to beat each other unconscious as fast as possible and people love it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The way I've heard it put many years ago: "Where else except a bar can you see two n***ers beating each other up?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (FiUMj)
~~~~~
There's a willowed, willowed post for you in the previous thread.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Marc Rypien > Jack Thompson > Drew Bledsoe >Gordon Minshew > Luke Falk > Anthony who
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:08 PM
Gotta move the Throwin' Samoan down that scale a bit. OK, but not great. Maybe next to Falk.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (axyOa)
"Do not get into boxing, young Zod. It is a sport for black people. No money was ever better spent than watching two of them beat each other."
Ed was a racist.
"
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)
Peyton Manning played at Tennessee and is from Louisiana.
I think you meant Eli who played at Ole Miss.
I can tell you are waaay into sports.
Posted by: Stacy at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (sI15f)
Yeah well they all followed that new method of ruining baseball and the only teams that made it work were the Cubs and The Sox, and even then only short term. People say the Astros do it, but they don't. They play small ball, they run, they steal, they bunt.
But "the kids" PLAY LOUD!!!1!!!11!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Load up the rubber bullets!
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Sponge
>>
48 years later I can still step off an 8 to 5 yrds or 6 to 5 yrds (college)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (WkmoA)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Peyton Manning played at Tennessee and is from Louisiana.
I think you meant Eli who played at Ole Miss.
I can tell you are waaay into sports.
Posted by: Stacy at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (sI15f)
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Meh. His dad went to Ole Miss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:11 PM (7rVsF)
Sister Wives on TLC?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (NqZ29)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (7rVsF)
One of those statements is a big fat lie.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (hKi6n)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
True haha, but in fairness, if I limited my entertainment options to those that were politically compatible, that would leave Kid Rock, a handful of country singers, and not sure what else
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (N4xQB)
The US Army and Navy were "blindsided" at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM (7rVsF)
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How could they when FDR knew it was coming and allowed it to happen in order to get us into the war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 03:04 PM (3cfl2)
How about a Natasha Burrito thread?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
Heh.
After the sidebar video about that sweet Washington woman (with her Gleaming White Skin!!) who was suddenly branded a Nazi/public enemy #1 of the knitting word -- knitting! - it's hard to discern satire/jokes.
Posted by: Lizz at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
Dresden was "blindsided" in mid-February 1945.
Posted by: Zod at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (/ZYFC)
Glad to see that Ekdahl is doing well.
And that you can still find time for some humor in this crazy world that we are currently in.
Your post made me chuckle.
Thank you for that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (cqNba)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
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I watch it on delay without commercials. So it's almost like stealing the NFL.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (DuZls)
The Indians were probably the team that did the most small ball this year - born of necessity. 40 bunts led the AL by a decent margin.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3wrm2kr
Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
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These last two years have ended so badly and crushingly.
Both wild card games played out the exact same way. Dingers from the opposing team and quiet bats from the A's.
Next year. There's always next year.
le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (q80AH)
But the NFL, like H'wood, will never see one thin dime of YD's money ever again.
There's a whole world out there that isn't a cash machine for people who want me dead. It's really easy to forgo this crap, once you just do it.
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The modern entertainment industry is simply a dirty rusty blade scraped over your bones to render up a couple of bucks a week per person to some billionaires.
Do you really need to be entertained that much by men wearing tight pants?
If so, there is a cheaper way to get satisfaction.
Posted by: tight pants enthusiasts arise! at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (lTPRw)
"The NFL formally launched the Inspire Change initiative in early
2019, after more than two years of work with NFL players, with the goal
of creating positive change in communities across the country. Through
this initiative, NFL teams and the league office work with the Players
Coalition and other NFL players to support programs and initiatives that
reduce barriers to opportunity, with a focus on three priority areas:
education and economic advancement; police and community relations; and
criminal justice reform."
Yeah. When an NFL superstar/millionaire moves back into his old hood to implement that Change initiative, let me know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 03:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken>>
Washing it when you shower also tends to help.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (WkmoA)
Posted by: 13times at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (M6Yu0)
Jim Comey's book: A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership.
Good luck CBS.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM
***
Hey, you want Claeys back? He's available.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Cornhole
Posted by: Biergood at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Second Post Today at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (fOqG5)
Teams following the new stat stuff won't bunt and don't believe in stealing or taking extra bases. Its about swinging up as hard as possible and hoping for a home run. Striking out is fine, its one of the "True outcomes." Astros don't play that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
Here's a recap of the Friday night Yanks-Twins game on MLB network: lingering close-up of guy in the crowd, lingering close-up of guy in the dugout, lingering close-up of pitcher, lingering close-up of batter, lingering close-up of base runner... repeat 75-100 times. Maybe you'll see a shot of the ball skipping through the infield, inadvertently showing two or more players in a wider angle... and it'll look like baseball for a second. Maybe.
Posted by: Al Crapton at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (hPCNp)
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and if we are being honest the Astro's are a fantastic hitting team.
Posted by: a sport the pants are not as tight at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (meTps)
Unless you mean Phil Collins-era, of course.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
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The video of the ball bouncing off of Conseco's head for a home run still cracks me up.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM (N4xQB)
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Books.
And, as far as it goes, if you really like *fill in the entertainment blank*, just steal it online. They deserve to be looted, and they use your money to demonize you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
Start here: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=texas+aggie+band
Posted by: Walsingham at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (dCigj)
World heavyweight champion Vitaly Klitschko ran for the presidency of Ukraine in 2014.
Everything leads back to Ukraine eventually.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Jim Comey's book: A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership.
Good luck CBS.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)
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It's gonna go as well as the Roger Ailes miniseries.
Oh? Don't remember it? Neither does anyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bluebell at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (aXucN)
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For pete's sake, how many of the Seventeen US Intelligence Agencies are out of the Pentagon? Gaaaah. Tax money atwerk.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (MIKMs)
One of those statements is a big fat lie.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 07, 2019 03:12 PM
***
Ha!
Say, what ever happened to the Husky QB? I think I heard he was feeding otters at the aquarium in Seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes
Nah...played football in a different era. Twice the arm strength and accuracy of Falk. Had a decent NFL career playing for 2 terrible teams. I'm old and biased
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (iDKtp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (u//oP)
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For pete's sake, how many of the Seventeen US Intelligence Agencies are out of the Pentagon? Gaaaah. Tax money atwerk.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (MIKMs)
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9 dimensional chess to "prove" that the CIA doesn't have any moles in the White House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (mk9aG)
Brandon Marshall has accepted your challenge.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:18 PM (NqZ29)
Posted by: bluebell at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (aXucN)
Lolol...that was so funny..too 70s porn star. Loved it.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 03:18 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 03:18 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:07 PM
Careful Ace. If Snopes finds out, I mean, well look what they did to Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (vkS2Z)
Books.
And, as far as it goes, if you really like *fill in the entertainment blank*, just steal it online. They deserve to be looted, and they use your money to demonize you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
I have some unfortunate news for you about the current state of the publishing industry...
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:15 PM (axyOa)
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Last Gopher game I went to was the first time Kill crappie flopped on the sideline - it really was frightening. Then later they're all "Oh he's done that quite a bit before..." and everyone's like uh...what?
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:13 PM
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The early 80's was a good time to be in Tacoma and to watch the Rainiers play (A's triple A team) All those future stars came through there.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (axyOa)
Ha!
Say, what ever happened to the Husky QB? I think I heard he was feeding otters at the aquarium in Seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (axyOa)
Did he get picked in the draft? What was his name again?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)
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Until the click.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (yRAFu)
Books.
And, as far as it goes, if you really like *fill in the entertainment blank*, just steal it online. They deserve to be looted, and they use your money to demonize you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
I have some unfortunate news for you about the current state of the publishing industry...
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM (N4xQB)
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Please don't steal my books...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)
VDH was on Prager in the 1 o'clock hour so rebroadcast will be at 4pm, he has a new column at American Greatness on this collusion nonsense.
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Everything leads back to Ukraine eventually.
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Chernobyl is in Ukraine.
A star on Earth . . . still burning
Posted by: Chernobyl means wormwood at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (p8nlO)
Everything leads back to Ukraine eventually.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
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Mirko Cro Cop was elected to the Croatian Senate. I'd like to see him in our Senate, kicking people in the face, as is his wont.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM
Got to chat with Jack a couple of weeks ago in Pullman. A really nice guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (axyOa)
I have a few good 'uns. The Steven Wilson surround mix of In the Court of the Crimson King is mind-blowing. It really does feel like you're sitting in the middle of the musicians as they play.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
Uh huh. There are not two Ohio State Universities. What she is referring to is Ohio University in Athens Ohio, a very liberal arts school, which has been a major party school since I can remember. Just this past week, the OU administration suspended ALL fraternities on campus due to rampant dangerous hazing they were all engaged in. Evidence the party-on status has continued apparently, which is why your bartendress is likely a graduate from OU , and is working in a place just like the place she spent the majority of her time while in college.
You cannot hardly say Ohio State University without adding The in front of Ohio. That said, trying to trade mark it was stupid, my opinion as an alum.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (7f3YP)
I have a few good 'uns. The Steven Wilson surround mix of In the Court of the Crimson King is mind-blowing. It really does feel like you're sitting in the middle of the musicians as they play.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (u//oP)
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Watch Master and Commander on that.
There's a point where it sounds like people are walking on a wooden deck right over your head. It's a great mix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM
Browning.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bluebell at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (cEsBM)
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Don't say that to the Astros or the Nats . . .
Posted by: Chernobyl means wormwood at October 07, 2019 03:23 PM (m+CYA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)
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Filming starts next month with a release date TBD. I'm guessing, oh, about October of next year.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:23 PM (G0vdT)
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Until the click.
Posted by: Puddin Head
I had an 8-track in my first car. Good memories.
Didnt smoke but bought a box of matches so I could jam one under the cartridge when it started acting up. Usually worked.
Posted by: Biergood at October 07, 2019 03:23 PM (yb6r+)
Why does Ohio need *THE* for their state U?
It's retarded. That is all.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:23 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM
I know.
It has been ugly. I was at the UCLA game. Like watching a train wreck in slo-mo.
The offense will put up points but the D has to wake up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (438dO)
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Always does it during pre-season.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM
He was sporting an Olivia Munn for a while, too
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Ohio State University
So OSU people need to put THE in front of theirs so they don't get confused? LOL. In other words, OSU grads are kinda dumb.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (FiUMj)
Turks have been backed off once already. Yet to see a credible explanation for why they're amped up to move now, but have seen enormous amounts of theoretical bubble-blowing* by the usual sorts pushing their usual lines [on various "sides"].
Imagine Graham might realize his move to punish Turkey with sanctions for any attack on the Kurds actually supports Trump's announced warning to the Turks, but his "bipartisan" partner Chris probably thinks of it as noble support to the Kurds - or Peter Galbraith just told him to think that and that was enough.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (QDnY+)
It has been ugly. I was at the UCLA game. Like watching a train wreck in slo-mo.
The offense will put up points but the D has to wake up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (axyOa)
That game. Ugh. heart breaking. followed by that clunker in Utah. hopefully the week off and shake up at D helps.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Canseco was a musclehead and a bit of a doofus but he was always fun to
watch and could hit the hell out of a ball. Steroids don't make your
eyes better, it still takes talent to hit.
Canseco came up through the AA franchise in Huntsville. Called him "Jose Parkway" because when he blasted a homer, it looked like it was going to end up on Memorial Parkway, the main highway through town that the field was next to.
We all knew he wasn't going to be there for long the way he hit. Sure enough, Oakland called him up after about two months.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
On any other subject he and the left at dismissive of people like Robertson.
fuckin hypocrits
and St Louis goes back to back Piff, national league
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (cEsBM)
It's not often that she gets to actually ride in a mule out to the trees, and stalk the wild apples herself.
And, Corey is setting aside some evercrisps for us to bring home as well.
They grow them on a separate plot of land, but is pulling some done for us to try.
Wonderfull folk, they are.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM
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Jake Browning. Undrafted but signed with Minnesota. On the practice squad.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Things I've come to dislike about baseball
- Statcast: "Exit velocity of 107 and a launch angle of 42 degrees!!!"
- Admiring long ball with associated bat flip. Until it doesn't go out and a triple is a single.
- The broadcast booth guest.
- Jessica Mendoza
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (7rVsF)
Unless you mean Phil Collins-era, of course.
i listen to Abacab all the way through about once a month.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)
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Filming starts next month with a release date TBD. I'm guessing, oh, about October of next year.
Posted by: WisRich at October 07, 2019 03:23 PM (G0vdT)
What would be perfect is that Barr files charges against Comey about a month before it comes out. Let CBS swim in their own filth.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Chris M at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 03:21 PM (438dO)
Isn't there a Frank Black song about that?
https://tinyurl.com/y57opz9d
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (vkS2Z)
One year Yaz was not hitting very well so he donned the black gloves, the eyeblack and stated if I'm going to hit .250 this year it's going to be a hard .250. He went about corkscrewing himself into the ground at-bat after at-bat.
Still, Dave Kingman (Mets) was the champ on big swings K or HR and nothing in between. Hilarious
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (nizGE)
All of that, yes. And the exaggerated shift, still. And the dipstick batters who won't make the tiny adjustment that lets them easily beat the shift.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 03:27 PM (NWiLs)
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Daniel Mengden. Great modern baseball stache.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (q80AH)
1. Liberals hated war
2. Liberals laughed at what Pat Robertson said
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Cheri at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (IB1Pj)
Watch Master and Commander on that.
There's a point where it sounds like people are walking on a wooden deck right over your head. It's a great mix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)
It's a crime that they never made any more of those movies. There's plenty of source material to work with.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (N4xQB)
I was kidding...A Trick of the Tail is one of my all-time faves, and that's Collins-era. Duke is great too. Except for a couple sappy Collins songs.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Diogenes
Had a rep for being a real humble classy guy. I'm not a Coug. Inflected with Cougitis as a kid by my uncle who took me to games at Albi Stadium so I could remember where the car was parked. The years where quick kick on 3rd down was there best play. Highlight was against Stanford with Plunkett pinned at the 3 yd line by a quick kick hb breaks it on the first play but got tackled by a drunk fan out of the stands at about midfield. Made Sports Illustrated and the Wide World of sports
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (iDKtp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 03:29 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:19 PM
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Jake Browning. Undrafted but signed with Minnesota. On the practice squad.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (axyOa)
6 Apple Cups in a row, and counting.
what was the question?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:29 PM (sy5kK)
He even shaved off his Fu between at bats when he realized it was hurting his aerodynamics.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Watch Master and Commander on that.
There's a point where it sounds like people are walking on a wooden deck right over your head. It's a great mix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)
It's a crime that they never made any more of those movies. There's plenty of source material to work with.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (N4xQB)
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It's sad. But, it was expensive and didn't make sequel money. It didn't bomb, but it just didn't make enough to justify spending another $100 million for another movie.
I'm mostly sad because Peter Weir has only made one other movie since. The Way Back, which is good, but Weir is one of the best living Australian directors and he just doesn't do anything anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (q80AH)
I'm old enough to remember when
1. Liberals hated war
2. Liberals laughed at what Pat Robertson said
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (FiUMj)
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They can shape-shift quicker than you can say, "Bob's your uncle."
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (9+jnX)
Yaz was the most adjusting batter in baseball history. He didn't have the build to be a monster hitter, so he adjusted constantly so that he would always be able to compete. Gave him a really long, great career.
Rob Deer was the king of all or nothing home runs though. Lifetime batting: .220, led the league in strikeouts 4 times, but when he connected it was usually out of the park.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Unless you mean Phil Collins-era, of course.
i listen to Abacab all the way through about once a month.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
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I do the same with Duke. Bit repetitive in spots but I really enjoy that album.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:31 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (oZ6kz)
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Saying that it only goes back to 2013 is a bit misleading in terms of the sample size.
They have data from every at bat in the majors for 6 years now. That's a lot of data to provide you with context.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (q80AH)
As opposed to guys who never changed their stance, like Griffey or Will Clark.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
I thought Yaz was a British new wave band?
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Between leaking phone calls. Talking Congressional over ride of foreign policy.
And the impeachment crap, which if you JUST go by the Press, is a slam dunk (thus why deal with Trump when you will have a Dem to roll soon).
Are they so convinced that he is so EVIL, that they must destroy the US's foreign policy to get him too?
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 03:18 PM (VpIIl)
Yeah, that's what the leadership always says.
For an excellent understanding of what is going on in Syria, and especially the involvement of Obama, Biden, and McCain , who fomented the Syrian civil war leading to ISIS, go to Conservative Treehouse. Make sure you read through the comments, there is lots of cited information from learned commenters.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (7f3YP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (q80AH)"
Yeah but with other stats I have data going back to 1901, or 1908, or 1920, depending on the stat. What does 6 years tell me about baseball HISTORY? Almost nothing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (oZ6kz)
The problem with Statcast is that it makes no difference if the launch angle is 45 or 27 or if the distance is 313 or 458, if it's out of the park it's one run.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (7rVsF)
And as they gather more information over the years, their theories are rapidly undergoing changes. It was a bunch of geeks who never played ball telling everyone how wrong they were because of a spreadsheet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (m9+OU)
Unless you mean Phil Collins-era, of course.
i listen to Abacab all the way through about once a month.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
In your crocs and murse, no doubt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (jYnPD)
Ha!
Say, what ever happened to the Husky QB? I think I heard he was feeding otters at the aquarium in Seattle.
You have it wrong. Husky fans were feeding him to the otters at the Seattle aquarium.
Apparently otters like noodles and noodle arms and prey that run backwards. Didn't know that.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (hKi6n)
I wonder how many of the Young Ones are still alive.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Greta Scornbird at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:28 PM (nizGE)
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I believe it was Kingman who hit a pop up into one of the Metrodome roof holes and it didn't come down. Heard they had some poor bastard go up in there and get it days later - *shudder*
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
I tried to talk a guitar player friend of mine way back when he needed to do that song, just heavy metal. SOOOO SOOO SOOOOOOODiiiooooooooooo!
He didn't.
I call him every time Disturbed comes out with a new remake of a rock song in a metalish frame. And is making millions.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
That too.
Everyone called him that because Yastrzemski is too tough to spell. Now his nephew? Or something is playing and they have to deal with it again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (Yu4ah)
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What do Chic-fil-A and Kaepernick have in common? They don't work on Sunday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
It's part of the remedial English program, reminding their idiot players of the definite article.
If we ever manage to dissociate college from sports, the NFL intros will get a lot more colorful:
Demetrius Stabsalot. B Wing, Folsom.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (iys0/)
- Statcast: "Exit velocity of 107 and a launch angle of 42 degrees!!!"
- Admiring long ball with associated bat flip. Until it doesn't go out and a triple is a single.
- The broadcast booth guest.
- Jessica Mendoza
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (7rVsF)
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- The in-game dugout interview.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
What do we call the dawgs this year?
The Heimlich Huskies please do not feed them a Bay area school.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.... barefoot at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (iDKtp)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (Clxcy)
As opposed to guys who never changed their stance, like Griffey or Will Clark.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
During the playoffs a few years ago Pete Rose was showing A-Rod and Frank Thomas how he adjusted his stance into 9 different areas of the batter's box depending on the pitcher and what he was seeing, and they acted like he invented a new sport.
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (cD09y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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"Oops, I Did It Again" by Children of Bodom gets me every time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
That's one of my favorite songs.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
1. Liberals hated war
When was that?
Seems to me leftists hate wars they didn't engage in first, and the right feels the same.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (9t0Zz)
Stars do not run on fission...
Posted by: Chris M
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And neither does Ukraine!!!
Posted by: Ukrainian Power and Light at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (gnQff)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWC)
Jeff Daniels is a leftist of the highest order. He keeps getting picked for political reenactments, and there is a definite reason why.
I"m sure Comey is a hero to him.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (7f3YP)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (NqZ29)
I'm beginning to think Trump might have thought this thing through.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Rose was damned amazing as a batter though. And you never got 90% with him, he gave his all every game no matter what. The guy was a dumbass gambling addict who bet on his own games, sure as hell but you know he never bet to lose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (cD09y)"
Yeah but that seems like it was born of necessity - Frank Thomas was a much better hitter than Pete Rose, so clearly his one batting stance worked for him.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: MAGA at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (I5LRE)
It has been ugly. I was at the UCLA game. Like watching a train wreck in slo-mo.
The offense will put up points but the D has to wake up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:24 PM (axyOa)
That game. Ugh. heart breaking. followed by that clunker in Utah. hopefully the week off and shake up at D helps.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Tracey Claeys, WSU defensive coordinator, resigned or let go, depending on the report, last week.
I don't think the defense has been completely figured out quite yet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (sy5kK)
"Oops, I Did It Again" by Children of Bodom gets me every time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
I gave that a shot, but it's terrible.......sorry.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWC)
Jeff Daniels is a leftist of the highest order. He keeps getting picked for political reenactments, and there is a definite reason why.
I"m sure Comey is a hero to him.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 03:36 PM (7f3YP)
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"I will apologize to the world for tanking Hillary by undermining Trump!"
-Dialogue, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (q80AH)
Don't forget that he also made the media on twitter lose their minds for asking if they knew anyone that owns a pickup truck
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2019 03:33 PM (m9+OU)
One of the greatest moments in Twitter history. The Great Unmasking, part 1.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (rP4OC)
I went years without hearing Phil Collins, then caught him again on the radio, and it was instantly clear...he sucked.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
+++
I liked him until I didn't anymore.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (9+jnX)
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And none knows their Ps from their Qs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (Clxcy)
My mom found my porn stash under my bed when I was 14.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Awk-ward.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (Yu4ah)
We had a fight-club-like project mayhem planned, where we clipped out a bunch of those paper video ads at the back, and we were going to spread them like confetti on campus in high school.
I forgot and left them in my pocket when mom went to do laundry. Ugh.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Second Post Today at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
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Given Ohio's population I'd guess there are probably close to 150 Ohio State universities. Just like in every state.
Which is why I always thought the whole **THE** Ohio State university is really stupid.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
There are a bunch of extension campuses of Ohio State University.
Then there is the state University system: University of Akron, Univerisity of Toledo, Cleveland State University, Bowling Green State University, etc. (more not going to name).
There is also Ohio University in Athens, Ohio, (the Bobcats). Not to be confused with Ohio State.
The signs on entering the campus say The Ohio State University. It took self introductions of NFL players to get the emphasis of "THE" tacked onto it.
There is also another OSU (of course) which is Oklahoma State University. I don't know whether it is prefixed with a THE.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (vcOmj)
rapidly undergoing changes. It was a bunch of geeks who never played
ball telling everyone how wrong they were because of a spreadsheet.
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The best stats evah! Too bad the team lost.
(Bears during the Cutler statistical blizzard.)
What a stupid scam.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 03:35 PM (nizGE)
I saw several outs at second where Yaz played the bounce off the green Monster and nailed the guy with a strike throw.
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (cD09y)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (RLiOt)
That, and the Chainsaw Bayonet run almost make up for how awful Twitter usually is.
Almost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (KZzsI)
what was the question?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:29 PM
****
The 19th. About noon.
At the BJs in Renton at the Mall.
Apple Cup beer bet pay up time.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
BLASPHEMY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Strike that. He played Shep Smith.
Posted by: 13times at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (M6Yu0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:39 PM (mf5HN)
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Have you seen the commercials for the University of Maryland University College? I hear they have a great Department of Redundancies Department.
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2019 03:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 07, 2019 03:39 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 03:39 PM (wscsn)
Robertson is one of those evangelical types who thinks that Jesus will come based on real world events focusing on Israel, and every middle east crisis is a sing in Revelations. They want war and chaos there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (KZzsI)
Strike that. He played Shep Smith.
Posted by: 13times at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (M6Yu0)
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I never watched it, but I remember that one season ended with Daniels' character doing something that put him in hugely hot water. He called the Tea Party the American Taliban.
This was months after the Kos guy had published a book with that title.
I think the show was probably really stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (NqZ29)
Demetrius Stabsalot. B Wing, Folsom.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
You might find this amusing. Key and Peele.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
Hell, Manny Ramirez did that, and he's the guy who cut off his own center fielder's throw from 10 feet away.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (6/uwW)
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Feeling shorted?
Posted by: "The" Ohio State Marching Band at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (wcP+1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)
340 Yaz and Cal Ripken Jr are the two most famous for always tinkering stances.
Spent my childhood trying to emulate Yaz's stance (and Dick McAuliffe of the Tigers, who had the wierdest stance ever).
There are a lot of things from my childhood I've long since thrown away, but my 'Yaz sir, that's my baby' button from '67 isn't one of them.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (RLiOt)
Strike that. He played Shep Smith.
Posted by: 13times at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (M6Yu0)
I thought he played an establishment Republican. One of those who doesn't actually like icky conservatives.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (wCmLp)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Junkies always swear they will quit.....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
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I haven't went back and don't miss it all.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (a3tan)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (xceTB) "
Yes ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (wscsn)
back when I was a little DanTot I had an assistant editor of the Houston Chronicle for a next door neighbor. I mowed his yard and even threw that paper as a kid.
That guy eventually retired as the editor and I was able to revive the relationship some decades later. As we discussed journalism over a nice meal (we both knew well we were politically opposite) he lamented the state of newspapers. He related how every section editor reviewed every section front page prior to publication. They researched, corrected, rewrote and basically honed each others work.
According to him now its just kids reacting to social media, putting together image montages and jumping to the next outrage.
Jack Loftis died a couple of years ago but that guy was font of information with a very sharp mind right up to his demise. His stories rivaled my father in law's and I regret I never got them in the same room.
Posted by: DanMan at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Almost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (KZzsI)
Oh god, I forgot about that. The blithering insanity of the so-called "experts." Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: mjc at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (ransv)
Posted by: John Bolton at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Manny Ramirez's contract in Japan provided that he did not have to practice, he got a Mercedes and driver, and he got unlimited sushi.
Bless his insane little heart.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
And everyone's assuming just about everything while knowing little, while ignoring much of what Trump has actually said.
Let's see what develops between WH and Ankara, it may well not be any of the lurid nightmares now being marketed.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (QDnY+)
Why does Ohio need *THE* for their state U?
It's retarded. That is all.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
New Jersey will always have Rutgers.
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
The two of you then wind up married no?
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
Apple Cup, is that a bra size or a ball game?
Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (xceTB)
Two schools, one cup.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 03:40 PM (xceTB) "
Yes ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM
Big apples in Washington State
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
He was good in Gettysburg, a movie that could not be made today.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (N4xQB)
Things I've come to dislike about baseball
- Statcast: "Exit velocity of 107 and a launch angle of 42 degrees!!!"
- Admiring long ball with associated bat flip. Until it doesn't go out and a triple is a single.
- The broadcast booth guest.
- Jessica Mendoza
My pet peeve is the length of games. Do you know that in the 1966 World Series, the 4 games were played in 2.56, 2:26, 1:55 and 1:45? These days that will get you to the 5th inning.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 07, 2019 03:45 PM (RLiOt)
Wasn't Jeff Daniels in Something Wild?
Posted by: Glenn John at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (LilNs)
I have no idea how those guys got through that without laughing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (iys0/)
The only Jeff Daniels character ever played that had a ring of truth to it was Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber. His entire career since then has been running away from the truth.
He IS Harry Dunne.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (evgyj)
what was the question?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:29 PM
****
The 19th. About noon.
At the BJs in Renton at the Mall.
Apple Cup beer bet pay up time.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 03:38 PM (axyOa)
I like it!
BJ's Southcenter, correct? In the bar?
You do realize this qualifies as a PacNW mini-MoMe, right?
We get credit towards Platinum Membership!
Hopefully, nurse rached is there, too!
Are you going to go plinking with nurse and Mark beforehand, at their regular Saturday morning meet in Bellevue?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:47 PM (sy5kK)
Best of luck to him going forward.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (VFWX5)
Let's just hope that his mustache does turn into a "Fu Man Chu of God" one.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 07, 2019 03:46 PM (evgyj)
no worries.
we're talking about the WSU Cougs here.
but an autographed Minchew jersey could be worth big bucks someday.
do you feel lucky?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK)
Next year: Did you see that play???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___
Junkies always swear they will quit.....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
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I haven't went back and don't miss it all.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 07, 2019 03:41 PM (a3tan)
Three years and counting, bitches. Every time I see online bitching about how fucking worthless the zebras are, I feel good about not wasting any time on those monkeys.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 03:50 PM (y7DUB)
Turkey was allowing ISIS as proxy to cross into the corner bit controlled by the Kurd Marxists. Which really ticked me off.
We deserve a more thorough explaination of Trump's thinking on this - and if Trump really wants my support he needs to back the Peshmerga 100%.
Posted by: 13times at October 07, 2019 03:56 PM (M6Yu0)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 07, 2019 04:02 PM (mk9aG)
I don't think I've ever said this, but hats off to Ohio State.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2019 04:05 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Undocumented at October 07, 2019 04:15 PM (GNk5/)
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Gardner Minshew > Luke Falk
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Drew Bledsoe > Gardner Minshew > Anthony Gordon > Luke Falk
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (5l6gb)
Minshew's D Line > Falk's D Line > Gordon's D Line.
Posted by: StillJohn at October 07, 2019 04:17 PM (EFdU7)
>>Jacksonville O line > NY Jets O line.
Sorry, no sale. I warned you before he had his first start the line sucks but he is also contributing to the disaster.
He may be good someday. That day is not today.Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 02:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Falk wasn't helped by the fact that Darnold got all the reps last week until his spleen didn't get better.
Posted by: StillJohn at October 07, 2019 04:19 PM (EFdU7)
The 19th. About noon.
At the BJs in Renton at the Mall.
Apple Cup beer bet pay up time.
Diogenes
Say what you will about sports betting, but BJs in Renton (or Tukwila) is a line I will not cross.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 07, 2019 04:25 PM (hKi6n)
I grew my lame version of a porn-star 'stache a couple of years ago (S-i-L was deployed and his unit all grew them so I grew mine to support them). Mrs. Action Jackson hated it, so when S-i-L came home, the 'stache came off.
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