Elizabeth Warren Lied Again, This Time About Being Fired For Being Pregnant

Elizabeth Warren can no longer brag about the oppression she did not experience due to not being a Cherokee.

But oppression is everything to the left -- a good story about how oppression stopped you from achievement is better than any actual achievement -- so she concocted a new lie about being oppressed, this time about being fired from her teaching job due to being "visibly pregnant."

First up: That's insane. Teaching has long been a career dominated by women. I'm pretty sure they've long had the women-might-get-pregnant-and-need-months-off thing figured out.

This is like claiming an engineering company fired a man for liking Star Trek.

Second thing: She has previously explained that she left this job not due to being fired due to pregnancy, but by her own choice, being "restless" and just not liking teaching.


She taught for a year and started graduate school to obtain her certificate so she could receive a permanent position at the school. She ultimately walked away from teaching and went to law school.

"I was married at nineteen and graduated from college after I’d married, and my first year post-graduation I worked in a public school system with the children with disabilities. I did that for a year, and then that summer I didn’t have the education courses, so I was on an 'emergency certificate,' it was called," Warren explained.


"I went back to graduate school and took a couple of courses in education and said, 'I don’t think this is going to work out for me.' I was pregnant with my first baby, so I had a baby and stayed home for a couple of years, and I was really casting about, thinking, 'What am I going to do?' My husband’s view of it was, 'Stay home. We have children, we’ll have more children, you’ll love this.' And I was very restless about it."

"So, I went back home to Oklahoma — by this point we were living in New Jersey because of his job — I went back home to Oklahoma for Christmas and saw a bunch of the boys that I had been in high school debate with and they’d all gone on to law school, and they said, 'You should go to law school. You’ll love it,'" Warren recounted. "'I said, 'You really think so?' And they said, 'Of all of us, you should have gone to law school. You’re the one who should've gone to law school.' So, I took the tests, applied to law school, and the day my daughter, who later became my co-author, turned two, I started law school at Rutgers Law School in New Jersey, which at the time had the nickname of being the 'People’s Electric Law Company,' a really crazy place.

No one fired her -- she simply choose to pursue a more prestigious, higher-paying career.

But saying "I turned away from teaching to make big money" doesn't play well in the Democrat primary, so she made up a story about being forced out due to pregnancy.

The Washington Free Beacon now proves this -- they've discovered proof that far from being fired due to her pregnancy, the school actually drew up a contract for another year's work and presented it to her.

She declined, apparently.

he Riverdale Board of Education approved a second-year teaching contract for a young Elizabeth Warren, documents show, contradicting the Democratic presidential candidate’s repeated claims that she was asked not to return to teaching after a single year because she was "visibly pregnant."

Minutes of an April 21, 1971, Riverdale Board of Education meeting obtained by the Washington Free Beacon show that the board voted unanimously on a motion to extend Warren a "2nd year" contract for a two-days-per-week teaching job. That job is similar to the one she held the previous year, her first year of teaching. Minutes from a board meeting held two months later, on June 16, 1971, indicate that Warren’s resignation was "accepted with regret."

Coming soon:

Elizabeth Warren liespains that "family lore" has long held that she was fired due to her pregnancy, and who are you to question her gam-gam?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:33 PM




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1 Firstish!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 07, 2019 05:36 PM (mYyxr)

2 Hillary II: The Forked Tonguing

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 05:36 PM (JCrfD)

3 Another top ten!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 05:36 PM (Js8Dx)

4

Riverdale? She taught Jughead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 05:36 PM (aKsyK)

5 hey-how-are-you
hey-how-are-you

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:37 PM (FZYNt)

6 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (FZYNt)

7 Fauxcahantas uses every part of the MSM's and Dem voters' credulity. Not a single lie goes to waste.

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (786Ro)

8 Nooded. Because I care

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (Js8Dx)

9 If they fired teachers for being pregnant in the 1970's, there would have been a massive shortage of teachers.

Posted by: santan at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (+/dRU)

10 C'mon Dems. Convince the Lofos they gain nothing by voting for you.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (DuZls)

11 No big deal, those who vote for Leftists are quite used to being lied to over practically everything.

Lying is a resume enhancement.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (lD3vL)

12 10th!

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2019 05:38 PM (+XbZk)

13 ...I worked in a public school system with the children with disabilities.


Hey you stupid twit, EVERY public school system has children with disabilities. You weren't special. Hell, even the janitors could claim this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (axyOa)

14 This is like claiming an engineering company fired a man for liking Star Trek.


** shifty eyes **

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)

15 Lieawatha is Biden 2012 in a dress. Tenuous grip on reality. I think she might end up flaming out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

16 Smell my finger, she said.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (dmYb7)

17 I may change party registration so I can vote for her in the Dim primary. My state is a closed primary.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (FiUMj)

18 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students

May explain the pregnancy...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (lD3vL)

19 Warren identifies as being victimized for being a woman. That's just as good as actually being victimized.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

20 "Hey you stupid twit, EVERY public school system has children with disabilities. You weren't special. Hell, even the janitors could claim this.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (axyOa)"

Hell, Jeffrey Epstein could claim this.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)

21 This is why I cal the fake Indian "Lieawatha."
Every word out of her mouth is a lie with the sole purpose of getting her more money, power, or control.

She is an evil bitch... almost on a the same level has Cnkles the Hildabeast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

22 This is like claiming an engineering company fired a man for liking Star Trek.


Engineering companies are where nerds go into the closet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)

23 Warren tells 1/1024th of the truth.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (aS1PU)

24 Riverdale Board of Education



maybe she just didn't like Jughead

Posted by: x at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (nFwvY)

25 She taught kids with disabilities? *shudder* poor kids. Thank goodness she left.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

26 How do we know old Lizzy even had chilluns?

The woman lies at the drop of a war bonnet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

27 The Principal refused Warren's request to wear a papoose after she had the child.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (NqZ29)

28 Pale face speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (jYnPD)

29 >>So, I went back home to Oklahoma


She had to go on a Vision Quest to find her Spirit Guide.
She ate a handful of Sacred Mushrooms harvested from the dung of Brother Plains Crab and journeyed through the vast Oklahoma Wilderness. Always searching for the elusive Rainbow Buffalo.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (4VGhz)

30 Victimization has so much cachet with the Dems, they just have to make some up.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (DuZls)

31 25 She taught kids with disabilities? *shudder* poor kids. Thank goodness she left.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (a0IVu)


Maybe she could sort of St. Greta.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (YLq84)

32 let me guess, the father was Chief Wahoo

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (FZYNt)

33 Paleface speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

34 Who the hell are Warren's kids, anyway?

They must be thoroughly mediocre and homely or else they'd be used as props.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

35 Every word out of her mouth is a lie with the sole purpose of getting her more money, power, or control.


May explain why her Oklahoma classmates were convinced she would make an awesome lawyer.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (lD3vL)

36 It was the 70's, man. A whole 'nother world.

Solid!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (6qErC)

37 So the Marine was shooting blanks?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

38 6 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students
Posted by: Rick in SK


Eew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

39 They fired her for having a papoose?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (YLq84)

40 So question for the American Public - given that everyone Official is angry at Trump for how he deals with Turkey, who do you trust more to protect American Interests and American lives - Donald Trump or Elizabeth Warren?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Go into forest to have papoose. Leave brave out of it!

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

42 >> She taught kids with disabilities?


Diss-abilities.

They were really talented at 'Yo-Momma' Jokes.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (4VGhz)

43 "t me guess, the father was Chief Wahoo
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (FZYNt)"

No way man, get that prick Chief Nok-A-Homa to take a paternity test!

Posted by: Chief Wahoo at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

44 It's old.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (XN4C4)

45 38 6 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students
Posted by: Rick in SK

Eew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

Wut???

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

46 Who the hell are Warren's kids, anyway?

1/2048th Peruvian

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (lD3vL)

47 She was fired for having a grapefruit?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

48 25 She taught kids with disabilities? *shudder* poor kids. Thank goodness she left.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

They were perfectly fine before her class.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 05:42 PM (jYnPD)

49 36 It was the 70's, man. A whole 'nother world.

Solid!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (6qErC)


Far out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (YLq84)

50 Am I the only one who remembers not only having pregnant teachers in grammar school but that it was celebrated? I remember it was a thing, particularly among the girls, and they were sooo excited when the teacher came back with the baby after giving birth.

This is so dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

51 Who the hell are Warren's kids, anyway?

They must be thoroughly mediocre and homely or else they'd be used as props.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)



They probably "work" for a Ukrainian gas company.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (myjNJ)

52 Old and busted: Victim because Woman-of-Color

New Hotness: Victim because Vagina

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (2Mnv1)

53 As the lead singer for Milli Vanilli I reject the accusation I ever lip-synched any songs! We write, produced and performed every single one, and I was the lead singer!

All of you Right Wingers just hate me, and that's why you say these terrible things. You want to ignore my incredible recordings, or worse, you want to claim they aren't mine at all!

Posted by: e. Warren, Songstress! at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (NVYyb)

54 Far out!"

*insert image of Truck'n Dude here*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

55 Well it was kinda' sorta' like being fired, but without all the being fired part.
JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (Tdh/t)

56 Sounds like Lizzie didn't like working with the 'undesirables.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

57 She's basic. Elizabeth Warren is the astrological symbol tattoo on the foot of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (wCmLp)

58 Her daughter or a janitor lie is falling apart as well.

What a fine fictionness the Dems have chosen for a front-runner.

I wonder when we are going to be told to leave her alone as well.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (DuZls)

59 The elders of the school were horrified to learn that she was pregnant with a child from a different tribe. That's just how it was back then.

But still she persisted. It's inspiring.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (CPk08)

60 I'm shocked!

Shocked to find lying going on in Senator Warren's campaign!

Posted by: Captain Louis Renault at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (O8SrN)

61 The Principal also said she should be barefoot if she was going to be pregnant.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (NqZ29)

62 In fairness to Ms. Warren, she's so thin that if she swallowed an olive they might have mistaken that for visibly pregnant.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (mvenn)

63 Her true feelings- "I ended up teaching a bunch of kids with disabilities. Look, I'm a genius. Those people were a total waste of my time. Besides, teaching is basically just babysitting, know what I mean?'

Her updated, playing to her voting base story - "I was fired. F'in patriarchy!"

Posted by: Ted K. at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

64 Not to mention it still doesn't make sense because she went back to teaching after she got a law degree.

She's a post menopausal Greta Thunderberger.

Posted by: can't fool us morons at October 07, 2019 05:44 PM (wcP+1)

65 >> Elizabeth Warren is the astrological symbol tattoo on the foot of the Democrat party.


She's the Dream Catcher hanging from their rearview mirror.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (4VGhz)

66 People - this is just more proof that everyone in the universe is fuckable with enough firewater ingested.

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (FZYNt)

67 Trump is praying he goes up against this idiotic woman. She hasn't a prayer.

Really thinking Hillary is behind these huge backstabs.

Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (7WYGp)

68 All my wymmin teachers were past meta meatball pause.

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

69 Sounds like Lizzie didn't like working with the 'undesirables.'

At least she didn't openly practice Eugenics on her disabled students.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (lD3vL)

70 Lizzie Warren is not capable of understanding that when Barry lied about oh - insurance company denying a treatment to his mum no one was going to call him out as a lying cad; but as a woman of white privilege, Lizzie doesn't have that immunity. She is living in the last century where woman could claim victimhood and can't understand that these days only a WOC gets to do that.

And as an aside I DESPISE this bs that the FNM and HW have created that victims are heroes to be placed upon pedestals. Heroes are heroes, victims are just folks to feel sorry for. Now, folks who overcome a bad situation, even just to have an average life can be called heroes but the false idolization of victimhood is destructive to society. Its not something I've read as being a commie plot, but I'm sure they love the results.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (eASYU)

71 She taught kids with disabilities?
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But she did her best despite those.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)

72 Hey, it's her truth. So don't fuck with it.

Posted by: Kunt at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

73 Oh Warren's daughter runs a think tank and has a cushy job at a non-profit and is on the board for some Wall St consulting firm and she went to two Ivies. I'm BLOWN AWAY by this, absolutely gobsmacked.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

74 There is iron in her lies of oppression.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (XN4C4)

75 enough firewater ingested."

So, hogshead or barrel full?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (6qErC)

76 26 How do we know old Lizzy even had chilluns?

The woman lies at the drop of a war bonnet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 07, 2019 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

I find it difficult to imagine she actually mated.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (d6Ksn)

77 So the Marine WASN'T shooting blanks?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

78 Is there anybody on the Dem side who ISN'T a fabulist?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (mvenn)

79 Never had a knocked up teacher.

Lotta drunks, though.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (4VGhz)

80
let me guess, the father was Chief Wahoo
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (FZYNt)


Hey you stupid twit, EVERY public school system has children with disabilities. You weren't special. Hell, even the janitors could claim this.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 05:39 PM (axyOa)


ACKTCHUALLLY

http://archive.is/KELjD

She has also falsely claimed that her father was a janitor.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (I54dk)

81 Am I the only one who remembers not only having pregnant teachers in grammar school but that it was celebrated? I remember it was a thing, particularly among the girls, and they were sooo excited when the teacher came back with the baby after giving birth.

Yes! I remember having several female teachers who were pregnant and did just that. She's a lying liar who's just gotta lie I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (dUJdY)

82 She's pathological.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (H8QX8)

83 You chased me through law schools all over the country and you never could catch me.

Posted by: Blue Duck at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)

84 >>She taught kids with disabilities?

That's when she found Kars 4 Kids.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

85 I've never understood the whole "I'm oppressed, let me be your leader" angle. Why would you want to be led by someone who is used to getting stepped on.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (N03iP)

86 Two days a week?

Teachers AIDE, not a Teacher.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

87 Lizzy Warren took an axe,

gave truth and reality forty whacks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (jYnPD)

88 Heaven forfend she advance through the ranks of education due to her achievements.

Whatever those were. I've yet to hear of any.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

89 Warren and Biden will surely get into a fight about a fantasy they both lay claim to.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

90 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

91 #OrangeManBad is going to wipe the floor with this #WagonBurner

Posted by: The Janitor at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (FZYNt)

92 She has also falsely claimed that her father was a janitor.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (I54dk)
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Yup. Test pilot is not to Native for her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (DuZls)

93 She has also falsely claimed that her father was a janitor.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (I54dk)

Well, he was. And a gay woman of color.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (CPk08)

94 Warren has lied about shit her whole life

it doesn't even register anymore

completely out her fucking mind

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (AQBtr)

95 86 Two days a week?

Teachers AIDE, not a Teacher.
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah, sound more like an aide in the sp ed classes.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

96 Democrats: The "I'm rubber and you're glue" party.

What a winning platform, lying about everything all the time.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Minutes of an April 21, 1971, Riverdale Board of Education meeting obtained by the Washington Free Beacon show that the board voted unanimously on a motion to extend Warren a "2nd year" contract for a two-days-per-week teaching job


It's, like, a [ upvoice ] local story. And so it's like a long time ago, so I can't, you know, report it. I just can't

** returns to Twitter to find the next SCOOP **

Posted by: MSM politics beat reporters at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

98 There I was, pregnant with the child of a blue coat, raped and abused during one of their many attacks on our village.

Despite liking my pow-wow-chow Omlette crabmeat recipe, the village elders had no choice but to send me out into the cold night away from the village, barefoot and pregnant during one of the worst blizzard's Oklahoma has every had in July.

I remember a wolf howled in the distance as I crossed the frozen Washita river, alone.

Posted by: Lieawatha at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (O8SrN)

99 Her kid is 1 / 2048 Indian.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (NqZ29)

100 Injun janitors used every part of the child vomit.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

101 Of course, her father might have helped at the school 1024th of his time.

So there's that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (DuZls)

102 78
Is there anybody on the Dem side who ISN'T a fabulist?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (mvenn)

Spartacus is a fabulous fabulist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (jYnPD)

103 67 Trump is praying he goes up against this idiotic woman. She hasn't a prayer.

Really thinking Hillary is behind these huge backstabs.
Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (7WYGp)

I can't imagine anybody who voted against Hillary would vote for Lieawatha. She's even more obnoxious and strident.

It would be like having a cranky schoolmarm in the WH, threatening to give us all detentions and call our moms.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (d6Ksn)

104
In fairness to Ms. Warren, she's so thin that if she swallowed an olive they might have mistaken that for visibly pregnant.
Posted by: Muldoon


She's of the Rothko tribe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aKsyK)

105 85 I've never understood the whole "I'm oppressed, let me be your leader" angle. Why would you want to be led by someone who is used to getting stepped on.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (N03iP)

Yup, I pity victims, I don't admire them.

But I'm a mean crotchety Old Man, who self identifies as a Curmudgeon.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

106 Oh Warren's daughter runs a think tank and has a cushy job at a non-profit and is on the board for some Wall St consulting firm and she went to two Ivies. I'm BLOWN AWAY by this, absolutely gobsmacked.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)


So her daughters is what, 1/2048th Peruvian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (YLq84)

107 Is there a daughter of a nationally prominent Dem woman who has been able to write a book by herself?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (mvenn)

108 When Liz gets on the warpath, - watch out!

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (2Mnv1)

109 When I was a kid in grade school back in the 1970s, I had some older teachers but the young ones tended to teach until they got pregnant and then they quit. I can remember my fourth grade teacher being very visibly pregnant, like really far along where she'd be moving very carefully and we'd chuckle watching her lowering herself into her chair. I remember one day we came to class and she was gone due to having the baby. I never saw her come back.

Again this was the 1970s and literally no one had a problem with it so yeah this bitch is full of shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (j3npP)

110 Democrats: The "I'm rubber and you're glue" party.

What a winning platform, lying about everything all the time.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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And who can beat the fingers-in-the-ears-la-la-la tactic!

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (DuZls)

111 Wonder what hallucinatory drugs Biden and Warren are taking.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

112 >>In my tribe, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Janitor." You may sprinkle pink stuff on vomit, Mr. Warren, but you are no Janitor.

Posted by: Katya at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (4VGhz)

113 6 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students
Posted by: Rick in SK


That made me think, imagine if the fake Indian senator married the blackface Canadian prime minister. Every day would be Halloween for those two.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (+lVUW)

114 next thing you know she will be outed like Justin Trudeau for having sex with students
Posted by: Rick in SK

Is that accepted info now, because I thought it was being covered up?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (j0JAA)

115 This is why they're so desperate to Impeach Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

116 Yet, she dissembled.

Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)

117 I do remember one very "special" child I had. Hunter was his name. Nasty coke habit, which you don't often see in a 4th grader, but he was a child of white male privilege. Anyway, I did my best with him, and it must have worked, because years later, he got a job making $50,000 a month from some Ukrainian company.

Posted by: Lizzie Lieawatha at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (FJYfm)

118 Yesterday at a concert, I saw a young woman dancing.
She had a toddler on each arm, plus she was visibly pregnant.
She was like the Shiva Goddess of maternity.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (w7KSn)

119 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (YLq84)

I'm two steps ahead of you today Jay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (NqZ29)

120 This is so confusing.
She had a baby.
She got pregnant again.
Her husband wants more children.
He won't drink beer with her.
The Marine knocks her up.
That's one crazy teepee.
Gotta be a couple abortions in there somewhere.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

121 How can I be losing to this worthless bint? How?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (sWM8x)

122 86
Two days a week?



Teachers AIDE, not a Teacher.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)
Not sure if they did "job sharing" back then. It is quite the thing -- at least in my local school district. Two teachers share a classroom, each working part time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (N39Ws)

123 " a bunch of the boys that I had been in high school debate with and they'd all gone on to law school, and they said, 'You should go to law school. You'll love it,'" Warren recounted. "'I said, 'You really think so?' And they said, 'Of all of us, you should have gone to law school. You're the one who should've gone to law school.' "

that part seems like a lie as well ... "the boys all said I was better than all of them at debate". Sure Lieawatha ... sure they all said that, and it was only their encouragement that led you to law school, under a phony Indian identity.


She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (Cus5s)

124
ACKTCHUALLLY

http://archive.is/KELjD

She has also falsely claimed that her father was a janitor.
Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 05:46 PM (I54dk)


Doesn't she know you're way in this world is paved by your MAILMAN father? She's toast.

Posted by: John Kasick - Son of a Mailman at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

125 She was like the Shiva Goddess of maternity.


That's hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (XN4C4)

126 Well, to be fair, under the terms of her (and most other demonrats) contract with the powers of darkness, if they ever slip up and tell the truth they would immediately burst into flame.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (wscsn)

127 This is like claiming an engineering company fired a man for liking Star Trek.

hah

Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (tH5fk)

128 Didn't she also have some inane story about being the first nursing mother that sat for the bar?

Posted by: Ever at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (ZZDMQ)

129 OT I'm "enjoying" my kids practice a tuba and trombone....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (UUBmN)

130 Wonder what hallucinatory drugs Biden and Warren are taking.
=====

Well, with Liz, we know it's the peyote.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (JcXHH)

131 I'm wearing my traditional moccasins right now, while sitting here quietly thinking of ways I can selflessly help my fellow men and women of color.

Posted by: E. Warren, Songstress! at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (NVYyb)

132 >>Yesterday at a concert, I saw a young woman dancing.
She had a toddler on each arm, plus she was visibly pregnant.
She was like the Shiva Goddess of maternity.


It's all fun and games until the Mucus Plug makes its frst appearance.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (4VGhz)

133 That gyreen done knocked me up.

Posted by: Lieawatha at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (EgshT)

134 O/U on the number of days until irrelevancy?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..thinking about doing something productive at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (iDKtp)

135 He won't drink beer with her.
The Marine knocks her up.
That's one crazy teepee.
Gotta be a couple abortions in there somewhere.
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)


That's gotta be one hard up Marine. I'm just sayin. She's NOT attractive....at all....

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Wonder what hallucinatory drugs Biden and Warren are taking.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
.........

Biden is on cocaine, The Squaw is on peyote.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

137 Can you imagine her as POTUS? nagging and scolding every chance she gets.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

138 Again this was the 1970s and literally no one had a problem with it so yeah this bitch is full of shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (j3npP)


It's like Calamari Harris claiming she attended a segregated school in 1970s Berkeley.

There must be TWO Berkeleys, because I was there then, and her story is horseshit. Useful horseshit, I guess, but horseshit nonetheless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (YLq84)

139
It's all fun and games until the Mucus Plug makes its frst appearance.
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (4VGhz)

Please don't tell me another Democrat has entered the race for President!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (O8SrN)

140 Look, she was born a poor black child and if you Trumpers don't like it, tough!

Posted by: The DNC at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (jp0Bv)

141 You built that mound of bullshit, Lizzie. You sure did.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (DuZls)

142 107
Is there a daughter of a nationally prominent Dem woman who has been able to write a book by herself?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (mvenn)
Crayon books count? Asking for a friend.--AOC

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (N39Ws)

143 That Wicked Witch of the North couldn't tell the truth if you had her read the Bible out loud.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

144 I saw Mucus Plug open for Meconium Myonecrosis at the PPROM.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (CPk08)

145 Damn those conspiracy theories. Damn them all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (HwDaE)

146 Is there anybody on the Dem side who ISN'T a fabulist?

How else can you be a Leftist?

They always try to manipulate or debate an issue from positing corner case hypotheticals.

Abortion: "What if your daughter got pregnant from a rape?"

Guns: "Your children have a higher chance of finding your guns and shooting themselves"

Health care: "What if you had an expensive precondition and couldn't afford it?"

You compose a fantasy that requires an emotional response since a rational response would defeat their arguments.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (lD3vL)

147 That's gotta be one hard up Marine. I'm just sayin. She's NOT attractive....at all....
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (Zz0

A Marines motto is Eight to Eighty, Blind ,Crippled or Crazy.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (NqZ29)

148 OT I'm "enjoying" my kids practice a tuba and trombone....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 07, 2019 05:51 PM (UUBmN)


Careful. that will get you fired.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)

149 >>That's gotta be one hard up Marine.


At least he had the chance to smack her on this ass and yell

'I built that!'

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (4VGhz)

150 Again this was the 1970s and literally no one had a problem with it so yeah this bitch is full of shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2019 05:49 PM (j3npP)

Mid 50's, Mom was teaching.

Got pregnant with my oldest sister, finished the school year, and quit.

Popped 4 kids out in 5 years (I'm the Youngest).

Then when I started school (6) , she went back to teaching. So she took a bit over 10 years off.

was VERY normal back then.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

151 140 Look, she was born a poor black child and if you Trumpers don't like it, tough!
Posted by: The DNC at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (jp0Bv)

Born a poor black child and grew up to be a rich white woman? So, she is channeling Michael Jackson?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

152 Throne of Blood coming up on TCM at 6pm

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (ZCEU2)

153 HRC was repulsive, in a doughy alcoholic pierogie kind of way. But Lieawatha is sharp and strident - scary in a human chainsaw kind of way.

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 05:53 PM (YxHpp)

154 Please don't tell me another Democrat has entered the race for President!


Warren/Mucus Plug:2020!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (XN4C4)

155 Visibly pregnant?

Did she get a chapter in Gutsy Women?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (mvenn)

156 So...she'll say and do just about anything to do what she thinks is best? Sounds like a lot of Democrats I know.

truth has always been relative with these people. And frankly I'm sick of hearing wealthy democrats pretend to be about the little guy. heck, they are not even about the big guys, they are just about themselves.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (noE+3)

157 At any point after her being fired, did she dodge sniper fire or ride on a helicopter hit by an RPG?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (O8SrN)

158
Principal Cornpop told her if she ever showed her face around the school again he'd cut her up with his rusty switchblade.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (PtOP4)

159 Clearly we just don't understand her "truth." You see, in her tribe, the possible hypothetical experience of one is the actual experience of all. So long as once, under the sky of the Great Spirit, Coyote Brother tricked any Dances with Semen into accepting his seed, and nurturing the papoose to birth (even though Moloch likely sent her a vision quest of a penumbra of an emanation to terminate-which is the highest sacrament) then all experienced the evil trickery of Coyote Brother and may campaign on it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (87EdW)

160 The Dem part is that bit that Billy Crystal used to do where they embellished everything and constantly tried to one up each other on their self mutilations.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

161 121 How can I be losing to this worthless bint? How?
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (sWM8x)


How?

That's cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (YLq84)

162 Yup, I pity victims, I don't admire them.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

There are genuine victims in the world and they deserve our compassion. We should help them any way we can.

But nobody should aspire to be a victim. It does not mean, in and of itself, that someone is automatically morally superior or fit to lead.

I've known a few Holocaust survivors. What I admired about them was that they not only managed to survive horrific conditions and huge personal losses, but they actually rebuilt their lives as best they could in America, started families, and became valuable contributors to society.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (d6Ksn)

163 I begged him but he told me a jarhead never pulls out until the job is finished.

Posted by: Lieawatha at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (EgshT)

164 What do you mean, "Lied again?" Shouldn't it read, "as usual?"

Oh, wait, is that Warrens' new name?

"She who lies with impunity?"

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (qC1Sy)

165 Shocked..... another lie.

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (ransv)

166 Of course PC for jokes now requires it be changed to 18 to 80 .....

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (NqZ29)

167 These documents they've uncovered no doubt they are not fake, and accurate.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (O8SrN)

168 was fired because of my cheekbones!

Posted by: Lizzy Pants On Fire at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (yAc+w)

169 Fauxcahontas speaks with forked tongue.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

170 "34 Who the hell are Warren's kids, anyway?

They must be thoroughly mediocre and homely or else they'd be used as props.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 07, 2019 05:41 PM (oZ6kz) "



Like that would stop her ?

My guess is out-and-proud MAGA-hat wearers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (wscsn)

171 154 Please don't tell me another Democrat has entered the race for President!


Warren/Mucus Plug:2020!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (XN4C4)

I'm baaaacccckkkkkk!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)

172 The Dem part is that bit that Billy Crystal used to do where they embellished everything and constantly tried to one up each other on their self mutilations.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)


Luxury!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (aS1PU)

173 And in the meantime read this from VDH
amgreatness.com/the madness of progressive projection
https://tinyurl.com/y35hbh88

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

174 Someone actually went and looked things up and then linked to the original source documents.

WHAT DARK MAGICKS IS THIS!

You know, when she said she was a teacher, I assumed it was a full time job, not just two days a week to let the young newlywed get out of the house.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (GbPPJ)

175 Trump. For when you're pro Kurdish genocide

Posted by: Ethnic cleansing at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (1kN6l)

176 Clearly we just don't understand her "truth." *






*Which more important than facts.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (yAc+w)

177 Lieawatha did it with Chief Noc-A-Homa?

Damn.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (88xKn)

178 >>And in the meantime read this from VDH


That was in JJ's Morning Post, wasn't it?

(See. I read some content.)

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (4VGhz)

179 If Warren gets the nod, Milprogs will come out in droves for her because of her college loan forgiveness plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (SHEJ2)

180 Anyone want a beer? I love beer! Just like you normies!

Posted by: Ernest Pee Warren at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (BRpqW)

181 My "goodbye gift" from the school was a smallpox infested Patriarchy Blanket.

Posted by: Lieawatha, heap big hokum at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Can you imagine her as POTUS? nagging and scolding every chance she gets.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (a0IVu)
........

Husband go to hunt buffalo. Sadly never return.

Posted by: Chief Wahonkie at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

183 She was not telling the truth. Period!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (Xqo6t)

184 She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2019 05:50 PM (Cus5s)

Ha! Maggie Thatcher delivered twins and then took her law board examination. That's actually true. The Iron Lady came by her nickname honestly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (d6Ksn)

185 Didn't she tell some lie about taking the bar exam while pregnant or something, too?

She's really not good at telling the truth, is she?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 05:57 PM (bDqIh)

186 She left out of her story that the "disabled children" she taught were black, blind, gender-confused muslim kids who wanted to save the planet, but couldn't because evil Republicans kept them in concentration camps separated from their undocumented immigrant parents who were only seeking a better life without any health care or free government money.

Posted by: MaDuece at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (0dmP2)

187 I can't imagine anybody who voted against Hillary would vote for Lieawatha. She's even more obnoxious and strident. 

It would be like having a cranky schoolmarm in the WH, threatening to give us all detentions and call our moms.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 05:48 PM (d6Ksn)

Right???

I'm telling you, someone at the DNC sees that SlowJoe and InjunLiz replicate Hillary's worst behavior and none of her positives.(Aka Bill Clinton's positives.)

There's way too much to gain by attacking her. So she will be attacked.

Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (7WYGp)

188 I suspect the closest she ever came to a handicapped child was when she was walking down the hallway and was bitching about the kid in the wheelchair blocking her way.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (axyOa)

189 158
Principal Cornpop told her if she ever showed her face around the school again he'd cut her up with his rusty switchblade.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Principal Maizepop

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (FZYNt)

190 She left out of her story that the "disabled children" she taught were black, blind, gender-confused muslim kids who wanted to save the planet, but couldn't because evil Republicans kept them in concentration camps separated from their undocumented immigrant parents who were only seeking a better life without any health care or free government money.
Posted by: MaDuece at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (0dmP2)


That came later during the Reagan administration.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 05:55 PM (wscsn)

They appear to be two of the smart people who don't have social media accounts from the article I just read.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (j0JAA)

192 175
Trump. For when you're pro Kurdish genocide

Posted by: Ethnic cleansing at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (1kN6l)

Wait, I thought he was an antiSemitic reckless warmonger?
Or maybe you are just a bone stupid lying shithead.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (CPk08)

193 Can you imagine her as POTUS? nagging and scolding every chance she gets.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 05:52 PM (a0IVu)


"You must paint your shutters! And bring in your trash cans 30 seconds after they're emptied! And look at that lawn - it's a disgrace! It's a least a millimeter too high!" - HOA Nazi Warren

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 05:59 PM (YLq84)

194 >>he also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.



That's it! Thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)

195 Today's posts include all of the Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves of the Dem Party.

Cher however, did not smile.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

196 I suspect the closest she ever came to a handicapped child was when she was walking down the hallway and was bitching about the kid in the wheelchair blocking her way.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 05:58 PM (axyOa)


I know, right!?!!?

I mean, you can smell them in the hallways during the summer, the stinky peasant bastards.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 07, 2019 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

197 You won't believe the oppression Warren experienced while pretending to be a Cherokee.

Posted by: MAGA at October 07, 2019 06:00 PM (I5LRE)

198 Posted by: Ethnic cleansing at October 07, 2019 05:56 PM (1kN6l)

Oh, please. If Trump went to war there, you'd be calling him a bloodthirsty warmonger.

Nobody believes you give a damn about the Kurds.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 07, 2019 06:00 PM (d6Ksn)

199 If that high cheekbones scrunt thinks she stealing what's mine I've got a few dead body pics she should take a look at.

Posted by: Frau Bloated Cankles Von Saggytits at October 07, 2019 06:00 PM (BRpqW)

200 One thing not on my daily schedule is sadly JJs write-up, it's after I leave and so far past when I get home.
But if you haven't it's a fantastic column.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

201 Squaw. Forked tongue. Papoose. Some assembly required ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (ttBo0)

202 "Adam Schiff is a mess, a total mess" - @realDonaldTrump
---

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (DuZls)

203 Wow, so they actually went back and found evidence that not only was Warren NOT fired for being pregnant, she had actually been given a formal offer to stay on and continue teaching, and she had refused it.

But she has spent years now falsely claiming that she was fired for being pregnant.

Big chief Lying Squaw should be toast.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (k4dH2)

204 I was in grade school in the early 70's. I'd say 75 percent of the teachers were female and of those that were in their 20's and 30's they all were probably pregnant at one point during that time. Why would anyone think that was a problem? This was the 1970's, not the 1870's.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (4thlk)

205 Trump will destroy her during the debates.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (JUOKG)

206 Nobody believes you give a damn about the Kurds.


Fen's Law explains all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (XN4C4)

207 Guess who's back? Back again! Kunt is back! Tell a friend!

Posted by: M & M Kuntstyle at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (BRpqW)

208 " 156 So...she'll say and do just about anything to do what she thinks is best? Sounds like a lot of Democrats I know.

truth has always been relative with these people. And frankly I'm sick of hearing wealthy democrats pretend to be about the little guy. heck, they are not even about the big guys, they are just about themselves.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (noE+3) "




That's what Lenin always did !

Stickin' with a winning formula !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (wscsn)

209 Yes, Senator. You taught in the 1890s. This is just stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (JCrfD)

210 Are Big Chief Lieawatha's moccasins made of vegan material? Also not from petrochemicals?

Posted by: Miklos, mildly musing at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (QzkSJ)

211 Literally nothing she presents as or says is true much like cancles and TFG.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (0OmEj)

212 Wow, so they actually went back and found evidence that not only was Warren NOT fired for being pregnant, she had actually been given a formal offer to stay on and continue teaching, and she had refused it.

But she has spent years now falsely claiming that she was fired for being pregnant.


"Dances with the Truth" - from a considerable distance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (YLq84)

213 she also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.


That's the point. You must really read what she says carefully. Equivocation is a must take class for Dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (axyOa)

214 But she has spent years now falsely claiming that she was fired for being pregnant.

Big chief Lying Squaw should be toast.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (k4dH2)


Its cute you think this story will be seen anywhere but the conservative blogosphere.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

215 I don't make movies, but if I did they would have a samurai in them

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

216 I've known a few Holocaust survivors. What I
admired about them was that they not only managed to survive horrific
conditions and huge personal losses, but they actually rebuilt their
lives as best they could in America, started families, and became
valuable contributors to society.

Posted by: DonnaV. at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (d6Ksn)

Simone Biles. Alcoholic and drug addict mom and dad, raised by granddad, sexually assaulted by that pedo doctor. On top of the world.

Cry me a river about your victimhood status level 11!+.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 06:03 PM (jYnPD)

217 PDT mentioned in a radio clip that He never thought Biden would be the nominee, and he had some else picked out long ago.

I'm guessing PDT has more garbage on Warren than an SF street.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:03 PM (SHEJ2)

218 Its cute you think this story will be seen anywhere but the conservative blogosphere.


Trump tweets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2019 06:03 PM (XN4C4)

219 Drumph is gonna be responsible for ethnic cleansing of the Kurds, just like he killed all those Puerto Ricans and Mexican kids in cages.

Posted by: Troll 45783 at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (BRpqW)

220 One thing not on my daily schedule is sadly JJs write-up, it's after I leave and so far past when I get home.
But if you haven't it's a fantastic column.
Posted by: Skip

I often save JJ for my afternoon hammock time.

Posted by: Miklos, in his comfy place at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (QzkSJ)

221 Spartacus goes all butch.

CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

222 Toxic maternalinity!

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (ttBo0)

223 I'm prepared to take a test and show that my blood is at least 1/64 cheap red wine - ergo, I am a teacher.

Posted by: Lieawatha at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (pYQR/)

224 >>Its cute you think this story will be seen anywhere but the conservative blogosphere.



You think Trump won't tweet about it and/or mention it in a debate should she get the nomination????

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (bDqIh)

225 Someone actually banged her? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (cEsBM)

226 >>she also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals"


Fill In Circles COMLETELY using a #2 Nipple.

Posted by: Test Instructions at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (4VGhz)

227 they had formula back then. there's no reason to have your titties sucked while taking a final.

Posted by: x at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (nFwvY)

228 Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Then he broke out in a chorus of "Kung-Fu Fighting" complete with martial arts miming.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (u//oP)

229 221 Spartacus goes all butch.

CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

I'm your Huckleberry.

Posted by: Mike Pompeo, First in his class at West Point at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

230 Glad the oppo research is ramping up. We need to drag Biden across the finish line.

Posted by: vrf at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (L8qt4)

231 225 Someone actually banged her? Go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup

dude

Posted by: Web Hubbell at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (FZYNt)

232 CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)


Booker dealing with Biden attackers.


https://youtu.be/oEuQfGtnn60

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

233 they had formula back then. there's no reason to have your titties sucked while taking a final.
=====

Toughened her nipples, didn't it?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (JcXHH)

234 Go Spartacus! Show me the Butch.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (SHEJ2)

235 I don't make movies, but if I did they would have a samurai in them
Posted by: Skip


And a werewolf.

Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (tH5fk)

236 Its cute you think this story will be seen anywhere but the conservative blogosphere.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

This is about establishing the lines of attack for when the Presidential campaign is in full swing a year from now.

If Trump and Warren are debating and Trump slams her for it, people are going to know about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)

237 Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Settle down, Francis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (JCrfD)

238 Again, it comes down to what kind of lies.

Trump lies a lot too. Ridiculously. But as noted before here, its "puffery" as in "exaggerating for sales" or "overstating for effect"

Clinton, and Warren (and Obama, etc) lie just straight up for deception or personal gain, for power. They look you in the eye and tell you that Russian prostitute urinating on you is rain.

While nobody likes lies, people tend to laugh or shrug at puffery, its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

239 228 Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Then he broke out in a chorus of "Kung-Fu Fighting" complete with martial arts miming.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (u//oP)

Whose the MASTER?

Posted by: Sho Nuff Corn Pop Booker at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

240 221 Spartacus goes all butch.

CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)


He's so manly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (YLq84)

241 Being visibly pregnant, any alleged resignation letter I reportedly wrote was clearly coerced, hypothetically. #GrrrlPower

Posted by: SackOfABullshit at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (pYQR/)

242 Go Spartacus! Show me the Butch.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (SHEJ2)
---
*Show fierce face*

No, that was Le Tigre!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)

243 they had formula back then. there's no reason to have your titties sucked while taking a final.
Posted by: x at October 07, 2019 06:05 PM (nFwvY)


But NOTHING says LOOK AT ME like whipping out a tit and feeding a baby in class during finals.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

244 232
CNN Politics@CNNPolitics

Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)



Booker dealing with Biden attackers.





https://youtu.be/oEuQfGtnn60

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD)

245
Its cute you think this story will be seen anywhere but the conservative blogosphere.
______________

I don't think that. That's why I said she "should" be toast.

She won't be, because Dim voters don't give a shit about their candidates blatantly lying to their faces (even when they hear about it), but she should be toast.

If we lived in a sane country, she would be toast. But she probably won't be. Because we don't live in a sane country anymore.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (k4dH2)

246 202
"Adam Schiff is a mess, a total mess" - @realDonaldTrump

---



Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 06:01 PM (DuZls)

_________


"Mess" == polite euphemism for "Pile of dogshit"

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (ttBo0)

247 225 Someone actually banged her? Go figure

Some gay injun saw the short hair and angular features, and thought she was a winkte.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (u//oP)

248 Trump on Adam Schiff: "He's a total mess"

-
But severely heterosexual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)

249 "Adam Schiff is a mess, a total mess" - @realDonaldTrump
.........

can't wait until he starts calling him "Lollipop", "Balloon Head", or "Mr. Mackey".

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

250 What type of cuck loser does one have to be to marry this lying hag?

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (Pzzpr)

251 The county records were hacked!

Posted by: Little Tony's Weiner at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (pYQR/)

252 its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS

Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

253
So what's shaping up that is that the next Democrat primary debate will be a pissing contest to determine which of them is the saddest, sorriest, most feckless loser and doormat.

I could see Biden winning that one: "Look at me. Just look at me."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (vYRCG)

254 They love to shit on people from the past. Joe Biden does it when he calls the driver who killed his wife a drunk. Now Warren is doing it to her former boss. On a public stage, with the name of the district and the date. She must know the person responsible for "firing" her is dead and can't refute the story, and what's a little character assasination between friends when the presidency is on the line.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (dNzKv)

255 What the hell does she think she's doing? Boomers are the biggest population out there. We remember the 1970's and in a Upper Michigan High School we had pregnant teachers, a Civics teacher who refused to wear a bra with her hippie shirts and skirts and pregnant girls weren't expelled. Democrats are pathological.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (KSBDE)

256 It's not a lie if allah approves.

Posted by: Illhan Omar, visibly taqqya at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (Vy7tf)

257 Elizabeth Warren lied?!

Get. Out.

Next you'll be telling me that there are a lot of Greek men named Nick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (rBtIz)

258 232 CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"



"I'll scratch your eyes out!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

259 252 its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS
Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

60 percent of the time. Wait, that's Sex Panther.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

260 8 Reasons Warren Speaks Truth to Power!
Number 5 will surprise you.


Ha...No...not really. It is all bullsh*t but we needed the clickbait.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (axyOa)

261
"I'm worried about this Mucus Plug character. How's he polling?"

"Well, ma'am, polls show we should be worried.

99% of likely voters favor Mucus Plug as President over you."

"What? Wait, how can I not be beating Mucus Plug by 50 points."

"Likability, ma'am. 67% would rather go drinking with Mucus Plug than you."

"Well, wait a minute. We'll go the VP route with this. I got my own Mucus Plug right over there when I was pregnant."

"That's your daughter, Chelsea, ma'am."

"Oh....ohhhhhhh...."

*chugs half-gallon of vodka*

*sharts*

*passes out*

Posted by: Hillary! 2020 HQ at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (XCfh1)

262 Corey Booker is the least intimidating black man since Steve Urkel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (KZzsI)

263
https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD)


And this is why we're not 100 years left for this planet.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

264
The Dem part is that bit that Billy Crystal used to do where they embellished everything and constantly tried to one up each other on their self mutilations.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)


I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (I54dk)

265 can't wait until he starts calling him "Lollipop", "Balloon Head", or "Mr. Mackey".
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (v0R5T)


"Bug Eyes"

"Pencil Neck"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (YLq84)

266 Cory's last slim hope to become president ... be Biden's VP, prez in two years. Biden would choose Warren maybe? idk ... Biden's out anyway, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

267 206
Nobody believes you give a damn about the Kurds.





Fen's Law explains all.


fen's law is like zapp brannigan's law: tough, but fair.

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (sGtp+)

268 Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

He's so manly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (YLq84)
........

I'll bet he was wearing his Xerxes outfit.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

269 I'll pull your orange hair!

Posted by: Booker at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (B/g/o)

270 Corey Booker is the least intimidating black man since Steve Urkel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (KZzsI)
---
* cat hiss *

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)

271 Where have you gone, Tulsi Gabbard? A nation lifts its lonely eyes to you . . .

Posted by: DynamiteDan at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (jMtvt)

272 Who bitch this is!

Posted by: Al, the sharpest tool in the shed at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (K22Va)

273 Last night, I caught art of the broadcast from KILI, the Lakota radio station on the Pine Ridge reservation. They were playing an interview with Greta, the retarded witch. The Lakota's have a strong commie contingent. They love their free shit. Gives them more time to destroy themselves with alcohol.

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

274 How! Just listening to Michael Berry playing lying Liz' on heap big pregnant lying warpath. Special needs, y'all.

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (nizGE)

275 Why does Joe need defending? After all he made Corn Pop back down no problem. Wait, is Cory Booker actually Corn Pop?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (BRpqW)

276 ya have to go with the standard old spice, otherwise Corey Booker will call for a date.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

277 If we lived in a sane country, she would be toast. But she probably won't be. Because we don't live in a sane country anymore.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:07 PM (k4dH2)


Truth.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Um yeah I had a pregnant grade school teacher in the 70s. Total babe, too. She took the end of the year and the following year off to care for the kid, but wasn't fired. Nobody gets fired for getting pregnant in teaching positions since like 1920

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

279 Tulsi Gabbard shouls show up to the next Debate dressed up like Xena the Warrior Princess.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (4VGhz)

280 Husband declined a beer.

Posted by: teh Wind at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Du2w+)

281 ya have to go with the standard old spice, otherwise Corey Booker will call for a date.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (r+sAi)


Just don't put that stuff on your balls. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Teenage Eddie Murphy at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Diss-abilities.

They were really talented at 'Yo-Momma' Jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yo Mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (JXKKq)

283 Clear evidence that Retarded Joe is dead in the water is the fact he is being defended by Senator Spartacus.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

284 Next time she tells the story, the school will have fired her because they thought she was a lesbian. Time after that, it'll be because she told them she wanted to forgive all the kids' student loans. Then because she was Indian. It's sort of the Rashomon of campaign stories, the way it gets told depends on who looking on.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (hdzef)

285 Warren is a full blooded Cherokee but was excommunicated from the tribe when she championed Native LGBT rights in 1983. She has been a vocal supporter of the LGBT community since 1925.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

286 Warren got pregnant and did not abort it and all we get is bold red.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (1g7ch)

287 My visible pregnancy also induced high cheekbones. Like an Indian. Err.. Native... Cherokee? Actually Gadankin. Yeah, the Gadankin Tribe.They're from Canada, you've never met them.

Posted by: Chief Sitting Bullshit at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (pYQR/)

288 Diss-abilities.

They were really talented at 'Yo-Momma' Jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yo Mama so stupid, that when I got your sister pregnant? She asked her if she was sure it was her baby!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (JXKKq)

289 Um yeah I had a pregnant grade school teacher in the 70s. Total babe, too. She took the end of the year and the following year off to care for the kid, but wasn't fired. Nobody gets fired for getting pregnant in teaching positions since like 1920

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM



Hey! She was just helping me with my SAT prep. Honest!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (axyOa)

290 Simone Biles. Alcoholic and drug addict mom and dad, raised by granddad, sexually assaulted by that pedo doctor. On top of the world.

Cry me a river about your victimhood status level 11!+.
_____________

And her brother was arrested a few weeks back for murdering several people.

But she keeps keeping on. Now that's a role model.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (k4dH2)

291 259
252 its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor





I use Hai Karate.



That stuff WORKS

Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)



60 percent of the time. Wait, that's Sex Panther.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

What? no English Leather fans?
*afraid even mentioning it will bring the hot chicks running*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (RVnO7)

292 279 Tulsi Gabbard shouls show up to the next Debate dressed up like Xena the Warrior Princess.
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (4VGhz)


Nice rack, lousy skin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

293 283 Clear evidence that Retarded Joe is dead in the water is the fact he is being defended by Senator Spartacus.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Uu+Jp)


Or the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker is angling for the VP slot with Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (YLq84)

294 Corey Booker is the least intimidating black man since Steve Urkel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:09 PM (KZzsI)
---


From your post to Trump's twitter feed.....may he start calling him Adam Urkle in the near future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Diss-abilities.

They were really talented at 'Yo-Momma' Jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yo Mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (JXKKq)

296 Lying is a requisite for any pol.

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (nizGE)

297 What? no English Leather fans?
*afraid even mentioning it will bring the hot chicks running*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 06:12 PM (RVnO7)


One word: Canoe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (YLq84)

298 its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS
Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

60 percent of the time. Wait, that's Sex Panther.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)



I use 007.

For The License To Kill...


Women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0sbCauLP9Q

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (XCfh1)

299 284
Next time she tells the story, the school will have fired her because
they thought she was a lesbian. Time after that, it'll be because she
told them she wanted to forgive all the kids' student loans. Then
because she was Indian. It's sort of the Rashomon of campaign stories,
the way it gets told depends on who looking on.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 06:11 PM (hdzef)

272
Who bitch this is!


Posted by: Al, the sharpest tool in the shed at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (K22Va)

Schrodiinger's.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (jYnPD)

300 Yo Mama so dumb, when a school bus go by she yell "Stop that Giant Twinkie!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (u//oP)

301 ya have to go with the standard old spice, otherwise Corey Booker will call for a date.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

P&G mainly markets Old Spice to trannies and lesbians these days.

So careful.

Posted by: Miklos, cautionary at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (QzkSJ)

302 By any chance Corn Puff was the principal of that school?

Posted by: Dempsy at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM (3B0qi)

303
Someone actually banged her? Go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup

dude
Posted by: Web Hubbell at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (FZYNt)


Why do you think baseline frictional unemployment hovers around five percent? It's because there are more dudes too lazy to jerk off than you thought.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (I54dk)

304 I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS
Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)


I just splash on the Old Spice to remind girls of the father who abandoned them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (wCmLp)

305 I think the Kurds should be allowed to go their own whey.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (HCohE)

306 In June 1967, Jade East would get you laid. July 1967 it reeked in every class room.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (SHEJ2)

307 Ellie exhausts me!

Posted by: Sybian Saddlesores at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (M6Yu0)

308 Biden clutching pearls shielded by Booker's hoop-skirt.

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (RuIsu)

309 Um yeah I had a pregnant grade school teacher in the 70s. Total babe, too. She took the end of the year and the following year off to care for the kid, but wasn't fired. Nobody gets fired for getting pregnant in teaching positions since like 1920
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (KZzsI)


Before 1920 they only hired 'spinsters'.
So school always lesbo friendly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (1g7ch)

310 >>Clear evidence that Retarded Joe is dead in the water is the fact he is being defended by Senator Spartacus.

At this point in the campaign if you are polling 1% you aren't running for president. You are running for vice president.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

311 HERE is Cory Booker showing off his martial arts skills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (Kpl3J)

312 I think I'll get me a beer.

Posted by: Prego Cherokee Teacher at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (r+sAi)

313
Cory Booker gargles with Newark tap water, and penis. But mostly penis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

314 Next time she tells the story, the school will have fired her because they thought she was a lesbian.

She's 1/4 lesbian, of the lickapie tribe. It only comes out after three margaritas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (wCmLp)

315

Next week she'll say she was denied an abortion.

And then in two weeks she'll say she had an abortion.

She'll say anything.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (a2sTt)

316 America has a tradition of tall tales (Pecos Bill, Babe the blue ox). Think Mark Twain stories. We kove exaggeration. We don't like outright lies

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (Lqy/e)

317 308 Biden clutching pearls shielded by Booker's hoop-skirt.
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 06:14 PM (RuIsu)


Those are anal beads. And he's clutching them in his dentures...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)

318 Warren should have a nose as big as Trumps yuge dick by now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (RVnO7)

319 Cory beat my ass so bad that I straightened my life out. I found another guy who had a similar thing happen named Corn Pop, and we started a nonprofit that helps disadvantaged transmen get abortions.

Thank the Lord for these violent Democrats, and their totally believable stories of their brave, streetfighting ways.

Posted by: T-Bone at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (RYQWR)

320 Waiting for the next tie-in with Indians, beer drinking, pregnant on the reservation, white guys made me do it in it.

Posted by: Puddy Nose at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (K22Va)

321 I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS

Posted by: Miklos

----

Be careful how you use it!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Y4EXg)

322 HERE is Cory Booker showing off his martial arts skills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:15 PM (Kpl3J)



https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

323 its why Axe Body Spray used to show boys being mobbed by girls after using their product: obviously this isn't true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I use Hai Karate.

That stuff WORKS
Posted by: Miklos, fightin' 'em off at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

60 percent of the time. Wait, that's Sex Panther.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)


I use 007.

For The License To Kill...


Women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0sbCauLP9Q


Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 06:13 PM

****

Aqua Velva Baby!
Cause that's what my big brother used and I'd steal it from him.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

324 CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"


"And I'll give you such a handbagging! And no makeover for you!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (YLq84)

325 There's an anatomically correct Sacajawea statue in Oregon.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Pzzpr)

326 >>Cory Booker gargles with Newark tap water, and penis. But mostly penis.



But, only because he's so fiercely hetero he lives 'up in that pussy'.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (4VGhz)

327 She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while
taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at
home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.
=====

Nasty liar has to invent hardships. Phyllis Schlafly or Margaret Thatcher makes her whining embarrassing.

My nasty mind wonders whether Thatcher made it into Hillary's book.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 06:17 PM (MIKMs)

328 What type of cuck loser does one have to be to marry this lying hag?

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 06:08 PM (Pzzpr)
..........

his (Squaw Warren's second hubby) Wiki page is totally awesome, if you're a total academic douchebag

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

329 324 CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

"And I'll give you such a handbagging! And no makeover for you!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (YLq84)


Like Ruth Buzzi on park bench hitting Arte Johnson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:17 PM (zBaqJ)

330 Is Sanders still in contention or has he quietly retired his campaign?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

331 She was denied an abortion since she wasn't a teacher. She's probably 1/4 cleansing cream, too. Hence: Little Dove.

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (RuIsu)

332
Here in MA today, news about an entire family found dead.

It's not common, but it's not that rare, either. How does one go from seemingly normal to murdering one's wife and children all at once?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (a2sTt)

333 Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks "Hai Karate" is a good self defense move!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (JXKKq)

334 Oh for FFS Etsy is driving me nuts. I had the worse day ever I don't need this shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

335 I prefer a dash of Hoppes No. 9 behind the ears

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (M+Lyo)

336 323
Aqua Velva Baby!
Cause that's what my big brother used and I'd steal it from him.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

Aquatic Vulva.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)

337 >>I just splash on the Old Spice to remind girls of the father who abandoned them.

"Who's your daddy" is meant to be taken literally.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

338 HERE is Cory Booker showing off his martial arts skills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw
Posted by: Tom Servo

Or maybe:

https://tinyurl.com/yywmpj9p

Posted by: Miklos, fish-eyed fool at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (QzkSJ)

339 >>Aquatic Vulva.


Daryl Hannah was something else in Mermaid.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (4VGhz)

340 332
Here in MA today, news about an entire family found dead.

It's not common, but it's not that rare, either. How does one go from seemingly normal to murdering one's wife and children all at once?
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (a2sTt)


John List. New Jersey. 1971.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

341 Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks she can lie about how she left a teaching job and that no one will ever find out the truth!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (JXKKq)

342
She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing.

This also was debunked.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (a2sTt)

343 Can we go back to the name game? Has anyone ever suggested Lying Cow? (seems obvious, but with cute double meaning for both terms lying/sitting cow/bull, but I don't remember it).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (87EdW)

344 How does one go from seemingly normal to murdering one's wife and children all at once?
Slowly, then quickly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (r+sAi)

345 250 What type of cuck loser does one have to be to marry this lying hag?
___________________

Her second husband, Bruce Mann, is a respected legal scholar. His stellar credentials made him very sought after for legal teaching positions. (Brown for his B.A. and M.A., Yale Law for his J.D. and Ph.D.).

He was the prize that the schools wanted. After he married the lowly Rutgers grad Liz Warren and she wanted Ivy teaching jobs, he used his clout to help her land jobs. She was a "spousal hire" which means law schools that wanted him offered a job to her as an enticement to get him. Somewhere along the way she decided she could make herself more appealing by also claiming she was a Native American (law schools were desperate in the 80's and 90's to hire more minority women teachers). That's how a woman from a third-tier law school, with publications of dubious merit, got hired to teach at Ivy League law schools.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (k4dH2)

346 I hear Warren was a slave in the same tribe that Sacajawea was a sale in. It is written that 'Heap Big Lie-Squaw' was the fastest buffalo hide chew softener in all the land. Its lore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (RVnO7)

347 With the Dem party being a coalition of suburban activist groups, every viable Dem candidate must be able to spin a whopper for each set of grievance jockeys. And the best pols keep up with the latest weeping headline, so they move fast and move on to the next group before the stories catch up with them. Since the MSM covers their butts, well, the catching up can take a long time before the BS is buried on the A26 page.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (Pqytn)

348 Sooth: Marty Bergen, a 19th century baseball player, did that. His brother, Bill, is the worst hitter in baseball history.

But I think Marty is the black sheep.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (HCohE)

349 Hey everybody.

Great Geronimo's ghost! Lieawatha speak with forked tongue? But HOW could this happen? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (L2ZTs)

350 Drumph is gonna be responsible for ethnic cleansing of the Kurds, just like he killed all those Puerto Ricans and Mexican kids in cages.

And we'll stack their bodies like cord wood on top of the myriad of corpses of those who suffered from the end of Net Neutrality, the Tax Cuts, the Kavanaugh appointment, and withdrawal from the Paris Accords.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (lD3vL)

351 I. Am. Oh-PRESS!

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (YxHpp)

352 Yo Mama so dumb, she think crabs live on the prairie!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (u//oP)

353 Lava Soap, baby. That's what being tough is.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (SHEJ2)

354 Is Sanders still in contention or has he quietly retired his campaign?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

------

He'll probably hold out to see who the front-runner is, so he knows who to extort for another lakeside estate.

For the Common Man, of course, who Bernie lives to serve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (RYQWR)

355 "And I'll give you such a handbagging! And no makeover for you!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (YLq84)


In Corey's case that should be teabagging...


Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

356 342
She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing.

This also was debunked.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (a2sTt)


"Toughens your nipples!"

- - Hannibal Lecter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

357 Someone actually banged her? Go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup

dude
Posted by: Web Hubbell at October 07, 2019 06:06 PM (FZYNt)

Ok, I gotta give ya that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (cEsBM)

358

Yeah, and WWF wrestler Chris Benoit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (a2sTt)

359 Heap Big Stupid Bitch should resign her Senate seat.

Seriously, she nucking futs. These people have NO BUSINESS anywhere near government. Her temperament is just not a good fit. Normal, peaceable Americans are being "represented" by an increasingly bizarre, out of touch class of delusional psychotics with a death wish.

This is intolerable.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (9lTjk)

360 She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while
taking her "finals" or some such thing. I assume that meant nursing at
home, not during the actual exam, but liars love to push credulity.

****

Bitch.

My mom watch the Japanese bomb the shit outta Pearl Harbor where my dad was stationed. She took my 9 month old big brother (from whom I'd rip off the Aqua Velva years later) and headed for the local school where she spent the next three days making bandages, helping wounded civilians (there were several thousand) and doing anything she could to assist. Warren isn't qualified to kiss my moms shoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

361 She also later brags about being the first woman to be nursing while taking her "finals" or some such thing.

This also was debunked.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:19 PM (a2sTt)

RBG right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (cEsBM)

362 Damn right I was offered another year and resigned! That a CODE RED! But you would only recognize that if you were a Native American Person Of Color who was visibly pregnant and being harassed by a principal.

Posted by: Elizabeth (she persisted) Warren at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (pYQR/)

363 Oh for FFS Etsy is driving me nuts.<<<<<<<<<
My wife abandoned it years ago once they started screwing with everybody and their stores.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

364 South Park's "apology" to China is epic

https://twitter.com/SouthPark/status/
1181273539799736320

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (G546f)

365 If trump isn't the nominee, I am with Warren.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

366 Yo Mama so dumb, she thinks that she can practice law in Massachusetts without being a member of the state bar!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (JXKKq)

367 Chris Who? That sounds fake to me.

Posted by: Vince McMahon at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (HCohE)

368 South Park's "apology" to China is epic

https://twitter.com/SouthPark/status/
1181273539799736320
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 07, 2019 06:22 PM (G546f)

And the NBA...what a bunch of cowards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (cEsBM)

369 hugs, Jewells

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (G546f)

370 He was the prize that the schools wanted. After he married the lowly Rutgers grad Liz Warren and she wanted Ivy teaching jobs, he used his clout to help her land jobs. She was a "spousal hire" which means law schools that wanted him offered a job to her as an enticement to get him. Somewhere along the way she decided she could make herself more appealing by also claiming she was a Native American (law schools were desperate in the 80's and 90's to hire more minority women teachers). That's how a woman from a third-tier law school, with publications of dubious merit, got hired to teach at Ivy League law schools.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:20 PM (k4dH2)


SoTHAT'S where Wendy Davis learned it from.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

371 360 Warren isn't qualified to kiss my moms shoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)


Momma Sefton survived Mauthuasen, the labor brigades and a death march. Happy to talk with Ms. Warren about how tough she's got it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

372 Diogenes, warren isn't deserving of breathing the same air.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (SHEJ2)

373 Aqua Velva Baby!
Cause that's what my big brother used and I'd steal it from him.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

Aquatic Vulva.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (



Somehow I just knew someone was going to go there.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (axyOa)

374 Someone here was suggesting a March on DC. So, here tis: Women for Trump (Anyone for Trump) March on Washington, Thurs. 10/17 10AM. Chartered Bus schedules available all over US. This needs to be huuuuggee! Website has details.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (KSBDE)

375 I was named after Sir Edmund Liz climbed Mt. Everest!

Posted by: Liz Warren at October 07, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

376 Aquatic Vulva.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:18 PM (



Somehow I just knew someone was going to go there.

Posted by: Diogenes

JJ is actually Rand Paul?

Posted by: Miklos, confusified at October 07, 2019 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)

377 TrivialPursuer - so like Hillary of the lawyer circle?

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

378 If anyone sees Debbie Doberman would you tell her Ineed to contact her about her order? Etsy is being a bitch today.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

379 Warren's humble-brag is fucking revolting....

"And they said, "Of all of us, you should have gone to law school. You're the one who should've gone to law school." So, I took the tests, applied to law school...."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (jjaLl)

380 aww thanks vmom! I needed one!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

381 Momma Sefton survived Mauthuasen, the labor brigades and a death march. Happy to talk with Ms. Warren about how tough she's got it.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM


Awesome Lady JJ. God bless her!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

382 Yo Mama so dumb, she think nobody'll notice her low cheekbones!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (JXKKq)

383 It's not common, but it's not that rare, either. How does one go from seemingly normal to murdering one's wife and children all at once?
_________________

They're not normal, they're usually very narcissistic individuals. They believe their families can't really survive without them, so killing them makes sense to them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (k4dH2)

384 It's not common, but it's not that rare, either. How does one go from seemingly normal to murdering one's wife and children all at once?
Posted by: Soothsayer

----

I have a bit of experience with a similar situation. The quick answer is deep, severe mental illness. They are good until something snaps and then they aren't.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2019 06:26 PM (Y4EXg)

385 @374, You do know that PDT is doing a rally in Dallas that day?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:26 PM (SHEJ2)

386 84% of Women Failing Army Combat Fitness Test...

-
Whodda thunkit?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:26 PM (+y/Ru)

387 They're not normal, they're usually very narcissistic individuals. They believe their families can't really survive without them, so killing them makes sense to them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

*considers this Greta kid*

Posted by: Miklos, seeing it at October 07, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

388 377 TrivialPursuer - so like Hillary of the lawyer circle?
____________

Like Hillary, like Michelle Obama, like a lot of prominent Dim women, who only have careers because they rode on the coat tails of their more talented husbands.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:27 PM (k4dH2)

389 "and who are you to question her gam-gam?"

That's "mee-maw" to you, paleface.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at October 07, 2019 06:27 PM (w+Ped)

390 379-I actually found it a little off-putting. She had to be told that she should go to law school? That's just what I'd want in an advocate- someone so internally weak/self-doubting that they could only muster the internal fortitude to try something hard because someone else told them they should. Also think it's bullshit. Nobody told her, she wanted to, so she did. Better story, better truth, at least to me.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (87EdW)

391 *considers this Greta kid*
Posted by: Miklos, seeing it at October 07, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

could see her as Lizzie Borden

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (G546f)

392 381
Awesome Lady JJ. God bless her!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

Gone now almost 9 years. Made some of her chicken paprikas tonight. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

393 Gone now almost 9 years. Made some of her chicken paprikas tonight. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

hugs.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

394 And the NBA...what a bunch of cowards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:23 PM (cEsBM)


I'm so ticked off, that I'm refusing to tweet about it.

Posted by: Every NBA Player Everywhere at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (2N7oZ)

395 @385 I didn't know that. I got an email from Women for Trump about the march.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (KSBDE)

396 Squaw's second husband heap big egghead.
Stinkum up tribe. Need hunter, not pedophile.

Posted by: Chief Wahonkie at October 07, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

397 381
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

And yours as well. We'll never have another generation near as good. Then again, one never knows, but the odds are against.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)

398 Gone now almost 9 years. Made some of her chicken paprikas tonight. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Emlekezunk tizstellettel!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at October 07, 2019 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)

399 My mother taught in Catholic schools before Vatican II, when not many lay people were hired. Most lay women retired from Catholic school teaching when they got pregnant. Married women weren't hired all that much, presumably because it was thought they would retire soon, and because it was thought it would unfairly ask the woman to divide her time between her job and her family. Completely the opposite now, of course.

It's like it's from a different planet, although this was maybe 45 years ago.

Posted by: Filly at October 07, 2019 06:29 PM (aNmky)

400 Chaps for when you really need to drown the smell

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 06:29 PM (nizGE)

401 She lives on in you JJ.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 07, 2019 06:30 PM (87EdW)

402 If you're not lying, you're not trying.

Posted by: socalcon at October 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Roy2Z)

403 "And they said, "Of all of us, you should have gone to law school. You're the one who should've gone to law school." So, I took the tests, applied to law school...."
=============================
I guess Warren needed men after all.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2019 06:31 PM (Pqytn)

404 I want to dedicate this song to our first Woman President of Color:


1028TH BREED! That's all I ever heard.
1028TH BREED! But it's better than a third.
1028TH BREED! My loyalties were torn.
All 1028 sides were against me since the day I was born.

Posted by: Cher at October 07, 2019 06:31 PM (q29QU)

405

Okay, everyone, noodie kazoo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:32 PM (a2sTt)

406 I wonder if Liawatha is capable of
telling the truth about anything.


She must be hopelessly insecure to have to make up so much shit

Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2019 06:32 PM (8cSVB)

407 NOOD

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:32 PM (SHEJ2)

408 Dick's Sporting Goods CEO says company destroyed $5 million worth of weapons

-
Wow! How noble! I bet the stockholders loved that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)

409 Names of the classmates back in Oklahoma, please. My guess is that she's lying about this too.

Posted by: Furious George at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (9vQJW)

410 Gone now almost 9 years. Made some of her chicken paprikas tonight. Sigh.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM


****

I miss my mom too...she dies when I was in college.

BTW, I have a very good friend here who was at Herzongenbusch (If I remember correctly) in the Netherlands as a child. Went into the camp at 5 came out when the Canadians liberated it in 1945. One tough cookie and the nicest guy in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (axyOa)

411 Talk about your #2 nipple...

https://youtu.be/gfzsGyDg_bI

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (VcFUs)

412 Gone now almost 9 years. Made some of her chicken paprikas tonight. Sigh.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)


My mother died when she was 61.

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

413 403 "And they said, "Of all of us, you should have gone to law school. You're the one who should've gone to law school." So, I took the tests, applied to law school....


Too bad they didn't tell her she would make a great shark dentist.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 07, 2019 06:47 PM (Vy7tf)

414 Like Hillary, like Michelle Obama, like a lot of prominent Dim women, who only have careers because they rode on the coat tails of their more talented husbands.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 06:27 PM (k4dH2)

Ironically, one of the few women who rose to national prominence on her own merits was Sarah Palin.

Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (7WYGp)

415 Um yeah I had a pregnant grade school teacher in the 70s. Total babe, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:10 PM (

So I take it preggo chicks are your kink?

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2019 07:11 PM (+XbZk)

416 There's an anatomically correct Sacajawea statue in Oregon.
Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Pzzpr)

So the statue has a vulva that looks like a grenade exploded behind a deli counter?

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2019 07:20 PM (+XbZk)

417 Riverdale dodged an....ARROW!

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2019 08:28 PM (Y274z)

418 I was fired for Teaching While High-Cheekboned.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warpaint at October 07, 2019 09:03 PM (Ndje9)

419 I don't believe her line about going to law school, either.
Of course, I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth, including 'the' and 'and'.

Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2019 09:12 PM (T3K6c)

420 "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Violence inherent in the system!"

Posted by: aelfheld at October 08, 2019 12:04 PM (IxDhF)

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