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Michigan Voters Give Democrat a Chant of "Four More Years" In Support of Trump and Against Impeachment

She had changed her position on impeachment, from against to in favor. She's one of those newly-elected reps from swing districts that Nancy Pelosi had previously been trying to protect.

A freshman Democratic congresswoman who recently changed her stance to support impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump was challenged to explain her choice by angry constituents at a town hall in Michigan.

"The issue that got to me was this idea that the President, the most powerful man in the world, reached out to a foreigner, a foreign leader, and asked him to dig up dirt on an American," Michigan Rep. Elissa Slotkin said Thursday, explaining to the crowd how she went from opposing an inquiry to penning an op-ed in support.
Before the former CIA officer could finish her sentence, a vocal group in the crowd called out "Not true!" and "Fake news!"

CNN tries to spin this, saying "not everyone" agreed with the boos and jeers. But watch the video below. I don't hear much support for impeachment.

Meanwhile, Mike Pence will be campaigning in purple/red districts currently represented by impeachment-supporting Democrats.

The White House wants to make vulnerable House Democrats pay for impeachment.

Starting this week, Vice President Mike Pence will embark on a national tour of congressional districts represented by Democrats who’ve come out in support of the inquiry.

Are Democrats in real danger? I don't know. But, as previously mentioned, this poll shows independents moving strongly towards Trump:

independentstrump

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:31 PM




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1

I called noodi

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:32 PM (a2sTt)

2 Hah..love it. Glad to see Pence being deployed to these states.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

3 Maybe Michigan will turn out to be OK after all.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (xptlg)

4 Top ten. Read it all.

Posted by: DC at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (/TvO8)

5 Lock them up!

Posted by: Congressman Hrothgar (U-VA) at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (BiNEL)

6 A few more Tweets like that embarrassing vapid stupidity on Syria and you can say hello to President Pocahontas

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (8ts9m)

7

Slotkin is an unfortunate name for a girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:33 PM (a2sTt)

8 CNN tries to spin this, saying "not everyone" agreed with the boos and jeers.

Such bullshit.

Any group of any size follows the First Law of Sociology: some do, some don't.

You probably couldn't get the crowd to agree on what day of the week it was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (YLq84)

9 the entire crowd

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (YLq84)

10 I love that Dems are really super-duper worried about US politicians reaching out to other countries for dirt on rivals.

So awesome.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (xptlg)

11 They are going to stick with Biden to the bitter end.mmw

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

12 Why isn't Biden 50 points ahead you ask???

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (dNzKv)

13 8 CNN tries to spin this, saying "not everyone" agreed with the boos and jeers.

Such bullshit.

Any group of any size follows the First Law of Sociology: some do, some don't.

You probably couldn't get the crowd to agree on what day of the week it was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:34 PM (YLq84)


That comes from the same journalism handbook that says to call riots and violence "mostly peaceful."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

14 Biden it is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (1g7ch)

15 gee, we're still a year out from the election.

i can't stand the excitement.

Posted by: mjc at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Pg+x7)

16 A few more Tweets like that embarrassing vapid stupidity on Syria and you can say hello to President Pocahontas

You forgot the sarcasm tag.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (lD3vL)

17 Democrats are going to need more illegals

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)

18 How dare these peasants protest against the actions of their betters who only want the best for these deplorable fly-over country villainous scum!

Posted by: Congressman Hrothgar (U-VA) at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (BiNEL)

19 Someone needs to tell Elissa that fat, drunk and stoopid is no way to go thru life.

Former CIA parasite turned professional looter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (Z+IKu)

20 Willowed

Talk a out yet #2 nipple. Plus there's a nice camel toe in there too.

https://youtu.be/gfzsGyDg_bI

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (VcFUs)

21 by the way, Cardinals just tied up the game, 4 to 4 in the eighth inning

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (xptlg)

22 I think they want to fire her because she's visually pregnant. Or something.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (4thlk)

23 Don't pick on Biden or else... Stamps foot

Posted by: Corey Spartacus Booker at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

24 I'm troubled. And my scrote seems to be shrinking.

Posted by: Milt Rombley at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

25 15 gee, we're still a year out from the election.

i can't stand the excitement.

Posted by: mjc at October 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Pg+x7)


I thought you wrote "I can't stand the excrement."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

26 Biden? Biden looks like he is one rally away from an aneurysm.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (a0IVu)

27 Remember the town meetings early on in Obama's reign? The Dems were bringing in police to intimidate the citizens. Coming soon again to a Dem town hall near you!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (axyOa)

28 Hillary is ready!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (FTlwv)

29 22 I think they want to fire her because she's visually pregnant. Or something.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (4thlk)

Nah. She's just fluffy.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

30 Like I said. The transcript has become a canvas that the Dems are painting whatever lies they wish upon, knowing damn well most people have not read it, and those who have glanced through it once, and will believe whatever the experts tell them is in it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (dNzKv)

31 17 Democrats are going to need more illegals
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)


Now that Buick is no more, they're going to need bigger trunks for the ballots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

32 'I thought you wrote "I can't stand the excrement." '

My thoughts exactly. Washington needs a Biblical scale enema.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

33 The GM strike is all about getting rid of GMs inventory, making everyone forget about the UAW criminality AND destroying Michigan's economy so Trump won't win the state.

Posted by: shibumi at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (2KYgn)

34 First of all that was a pitiful crowd to begin with. They should have brought some Chik Fil A and they might have actually gotten a few people to come or at least eat listen while they eat lunch. Loser

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM)

35 PDT is doing a rally in Dallas on Oct 17th.

We could mount a Horde division to go support him with the official Horde banner.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (SHEJ2)

36 If anyone thinks Trump's stand on Syria and Turkey is going to hurt him, I got a bridge to sell you.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (4thlk)

37 I will laugh long and loud if enough freshman representatives are voted out, it gives control of the House back to the GOP.

What would be even better is if congresscritters, regardless of affiliation, are sent packing on a regular basis.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (qC1Sy)

38 Good. 'Bout damned time these congresscretins faced the people they're supposed to represent, but don't.

More of this, please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)

39 I hear that a hard line stance on sending our kids to Syria is a winning position. Sure some will die, but for what?
And send lots of money the kids we don't send will have to pay off.
And lots and lots of kickbacks.

Garuntee to win!


Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (1g7ch)

40 36 If anyone thinks Trump's stand on Syria and Turkey is going to hurt him, I got a bridge to sell you.

It's mpechible.. mpeach fordy fi!

Posted by: Maxine wig hat Watters at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

41 Shinumi, GM can take that plastic carp and send it directly to the shredder, no one wants it and GEOTUS ain't bailing them out.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (VcFUs)

42 Former CIA parasite turned professional looter.

How do we know that Slotkin is "former" rather an active and operating?

The CIA has long demonstrated that their mission statement is to overthrow the US government.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL)

43 " Biden? Biden looks like he is one rally away from an aneurysm."

Wouldn't that be spectacular? Short of that he will be the pick. It's built in. The course is set. It's in the cards, so to speak.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

44 I thought Elissa Slotkin sang back up for Stan and Yosh Schmenge.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 07, 2019 06:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

45 How very DARE the President of the United States negotiate on our behalf!!!

That is NOT who we are!

Wait... insert Republican up there between the and President.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 06:40 PM (urYkN)

46 Yeah any poll that shows Biden leading in any group is a poll you can just giggle at. Bull. CRAP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

47 Ukraine has CONVICTED two Men of interfering in the 2016 US Election.

They went after Paul Manafort, who is in Jail.

Yet this bint thinks TRUMP is the one who asked others to dig up dirt for a US Election?

He is asking them to give us what THEY have already uncovered, and who on OUR side instigated it.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

48 Sorry, spelling. Shibumi > Shinumi

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (VcFUs)

49 Biden? Biden looks like he is one rally away from an aneurysm.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (a0IVu)
..........

He could use a new steel plate. The old one is probably a bit rusty.

Posted by: Joe's Brain Surgeon at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

50 I'm a little surprised at the reaction; her district includes Lansing (and the university) I would have thought she had more suppot.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (JK7Jw)

51 Bernie Sanders is super strong, 100% health, top of his game! He is unstoppable!

I disagree with his wealth tax policy

HOW DARE YOU attack a frail old man! Don't you realize he has just survived a massive heart attack! Violence like this can destroy his health!

If he is so frail, maybe the presidency will be too much for him.

Again with the violent ad hominem attacks! He is strong and healthy! Your remarks are ageist and anti Semitic!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (dNzKv)

52 I'm still in the running!

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (EgshT)

53 "If anyone thinks Trump's stand on Syria and Turkey is going to hurt him, I got a bridge to sell you."

Lindsey sure was whining about it. For a poof he sure is gungho.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

54 Hunter was kicked out of the navy. I bet the admiral that was his boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss didn't fucking stumble into a 500k salary.

Dig up dirt? It's in the air and it stinks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (Msops)

55 34 First of all that was a pitiful crowd to begin with. They should have brought some Chik Fil A and they might have actually gotten a few people to come or at least eat listen while they eat lunch. Loser
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM)

Note the Red hats as well.

Wonder what THEY say on the front?

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

56 Yet this bint thinks TRUMP is the one who asked others to dig up dirt for a US Election?

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:40 PM (NgKpN)
---
She's staying on narrative.

As will all the major networks.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)

57 RBG is joining me momentarily for a round of squats.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (EgshT)

58 I'm troubled. And my scrote seems to be shrinking.

Posted by: Milt Rombley at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)
........

Magic underpants fail.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

59 The GM strike is all about getting rid of GMs inventory, making everyone forget about the UAW criminality AND destroying Michigan's economy so Trump won't win the state.

Posted by: shibumi at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (2KYgn)


Who in their right mind would buy GM's excess inventory?

Oh, right, Democrats

Posted by: Congressman Hrothgar (U-VA) at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL)

60 "Bernie Sanders is super strong, 100% health, top of his game! He is unstoppable!

He said today he is going to be doing more walking. I bet he takes a swing at a bag too.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

61

What's this line from?

"And I'm not a hardhearted man."

JJ?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (a2sTt)

62 Four more beers! Four more beers!

Posted by: Squanto Warren at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (kLDv+)

63 They still make GM cars in Michigan?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (dNzKv)

64 Imona turn this campaign around now. I just got me a Squatty Potty and I feel like a new man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

65 About time someone asked Victoria Nuland about her fucking interference in the previous Ukraine election.

I want an explosion emoji.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (SHEJ2)

66 Magic underpants fail.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
---
Should have put in more time at Hogwarts.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)

67 The issue that got to me was this idea that the President, the most
powerful man in the world, reached out to a foreigner, a foreign leader,
and asked him to dig up dirt on an American
***

Did anyone ask her if she was support expulsion from the House of any member that worked with Alexandra Chalupa, specifically including Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (WdocV)

68 Dig up dirt? It's in the air and it stinks.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Almost like someone was burning a 55 gallon drum of shit with diesel and stirring it with a ground rod in the air smell, huh?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (VcFUs)

69 I bet he takes a swing at a bag too.

I would advise against that.

Posted by: Smokin' Harry Reid at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)

70 What would be even better is if congresscritters, regardless of affiliation, are sent packing on a regular basis.

Start with the Progs in either party.

Don't wanna MAGA or KAGA? Out you go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (HaL55)

71 November is gonna be a bloodbath. If you think the dems are nuts now ....

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

72 "We're gonna have to work overtime next November aren't we?"
--Local Detroit Vote Fraud Union #4819512

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (KZzsI)

73 They still make GM cars in Michigan?

I think that is where they run the larger division of the company that manages pensions and heath care.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (lD3vL)

74 Is she one of the bints that dressed up in white at the SOTU?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (axyOa)

75 I expect Trump to have a meeting with some Ukrainian soon and arrange a hot mike when he says "Tell Volodymyr I'll have more flexibility after the election."

Cause that would be awesome

Posted by: Miklosian Trolling SA de CV at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

76 Did anyone ask her if she was support expulsion from the House of any member that worked with Alexandra Chalupa, specifically including Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 06:44 PM (WdocV)

Schiff's intel committee also sent a letter to Ukraine asking for dirt.

And Mueller had to deal with them as well, to get Manafort.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

77 "I bet he takes a swing at a bag too.

I would advise against that"


Me too

Posted by: HRC at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (Tnijr)

78 "The issue that got to me was this idea that the President, the most powerful man in the world, reached out to a foreigner, a foreign leader, and asked him to dig up dirt on an American," Michigan Rep. Elissa Slotkin said Thursday, explaining to the crowd how she went from opposing an inquiry to penning an op-ed in support.
---
Can anybody say "Fusion GPS"?

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 06:45 PM (DuZls)

79 "I'm a little surprised at the reaction; her district includes Lansing (and the university)"



College kids only show up to events to protest "Nazis" or to show love to their favorite Communists.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (4thlk)

80 So I was in New Hampshire over the weekend, and got to see what it's like to be in one of the first states to vote, and a state that can be up for grabs.

Political ads on TV - wow!

Living in a deep blue s-hole of a state, controlled by the commie dems, there's no reason to waste money buying commercials. The Central Committee (I'm not even kidding about that, it's the Democratic Party Central Committee) decides who's going to win and the votes are manufactured to make it happen.

I have served here as a Republican Judge of Election. A lonely job. Democrats manufacture votes through early voting. On Election Day, the Judges of Election get a list of those who have voted early, so they allegedly cannot vote again.

But if your voter rolls are full of dead people, somebody else "votes" for them early and the dead themselves rarely leave the graveyard to come to the polling place on election day.

Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Boots at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (oGBso)

81 "If anyone thinks Trump's stand on Syria and Turkey is going to hurt him, I got a bridge to sell you."

***

Yeah....look at how the left talked about Bush's removal of Saddam, a far worse leader then Assad.

Speaking of whom, I remember when the left threatened to impeach Bush 43 if he went to war with Assad back when Assad was supporting the jihadis in Iraq...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (WdocV)

82 Sometimes PDT has a communication problem when he articulates policy. It is not clear and piecemeal
Such as in the case in Syria. "Apparently" NO ONE is being pulled out, just relocated out of harms way. AND also "Apparently" PDT set limits for what he expects the rat fuck Turks to not do.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM)

83 Bernie Sanders will swim the Yangtzhe to prove his vitality.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (FTlwv)

84 would have thought she had more suppot.
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 07, 2019 06:41 PM (JK7Jw)
not sure if a typo, but appropriate

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (WhTSP)

85 I want an explosion emoji.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:43 PM (SHEJ2)


💥🤯

Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)

86 Jewells, have you assuaged the family about the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:47 PM (SHEJ2)

87

Jewels is gonna sausage a family?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 06:47 PM (a2sTt)

88 I think Trump brings home troops is going to resonate a hell of a lot more than "Trump Caves to Erdogan" or "Trump abandons Kurds" with regular folks. First off they don't know who the hell Erdogan is, or what Kurds are unless it involves cheese. Second, people are damned tired of the endless international wars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

89 83 Bernie Sanders will swim the Yangtzhe to prove his vitality.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (FTlwv)

Or a makeover. Ditch the crazy hobo look and go for the sophisticated rico suave look.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

90 My wife said I can't travel to China to spend 10 years to study to become a Shaolin Warrior Monk.


She is stealing my dreams and my future.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

91 33 The GM strike is all about getting rid of GMs inventory, making everyone forget about the UAW criminality AND destroying Michigan's economy so Trump won't win the state.
Posted by: shibumi at October 07, 2019 06:37 PM (2KYgn)

I figured it was just because Unions can't resist destroying themselves, and they always make a move at the worst possible time for them. I see the Union workers want Trump to come in and pressure GM for them - but do they not know that if GM gives in to their demands, it's going to go bankrupt for a second time, and this time for good?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (Kpl3J)

92 She should have said "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan."

Always worked for me.

Posted by: Ex presnik Obama at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (q29QU)

93 Schiff's intel committee also sent a letter to Ukraine asking for dirt.
-----------------------------------

Shiff himself got a phone call from some Russian DJ's who told him they had dirt on Trump they could provide to him. Shiff fell for it hook line and sinker, and wanted to do biz with them.
Shouldn't Shiff himself be impeached already for that?

Posted by: Boots at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (oGBso)

94 College kids only show up to events to protest "Nazis" or to show love to their favorite Communists.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (4thlk)


As universities go, MSU is probably a little better than the running average. It's not a high bar to clear, granted, but between the two big Michigan schools, they've consistently been the least Bolshevik.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2019 06:49 PM (t+qrx)

95 PDT's massive rallies will discounted as insignificant as the polls will show that he is always down. The polls are wrong because people fuck with them. 2016 I told a pollster I was going to vote for Obama.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

96 Looks like Elissa just met Voter Enthusiasm.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

97 Bernie Sanders is super strong, 100% health, top of his game! He is unstoppable!


We are fully support Comrade Bernie! Long live Bernie, Vanguard of the Geriatric Proletariat!

-zombie Brezhnev, Chernenko, and Andropov.

Posted by: Miklosian Endorsements AG at October 07, 2019 06:49 PM (QzkSJ)

98 I'm sick and tired of sticking my neck out for these Rooskies.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at October 07, 2019 06:50 PM (EgshT)

99 Jewells, have you assuaged the family about the MoMe?

Not totally lol.. but I'm gonna be emailing you shortly. I think we can put their minds at ease.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

100 83 Bernie Sanders will swim the Yangtzhe to prove his vitality.


Yes but, can he play the balalaika?

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

101 My favorite part of that video is the people reacting after she said that it was Trump asking Zeletsky to manufacture dirt on Biden that flipped her to impeachment and calling Slotkin a liar. People are paying attention and getting pissed off.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

102 I'm sick and tired of sticking my neck out for these Rooskies.
Posted by: Adam Schitt


"I'm sick and tired of holding your your gigantic cranium"
--Schiff's pencil neck

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

103 but between the two big Michigan schools, they've consistently been the least Bolshevik.
Posted by: hogmartin

rather Spartan.

Posted by: Miklos, fearing them in the NCAA every March at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)

104 actually, that video reminds me of the tea party at town halls years ago. maybe we're seeing the beginning of a grass roots protest of the persecution of trump.

Posted by: mjc at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (Pg+x7)

105 hogmartin, close but it needs more shrapnel.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (SHEJ2)

106 I think Jewells should totally sell it as a cult meeting

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (WhTSP)

107 Slotkin appears to be in the early stages of Merkel Potato Disease.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (Pzzpr)

108 I think Trump is better off using the "getting out" rhetoric instead of using "relocated out of harms way" politico speak.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (4thlk)

109 " I think Jewells should totally sell it as a cult meeting"

They're Morons. What could go wrong?

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

110 actually, that video reminds me of the tea party at town halls years
ago. maybe we're seeing the beginning of a grass roots protest of the
persecution of trump.


Pretty sure we passed that point three years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (HaL55)

111 It's different when Trump does it?

Because he's the only guy who's the president? And Obama isn't president any more? And Hillary will never be president? And Biden isn't president yet? And Shiff isn't president? And the guys asking foreign intelligence agencies to gather intel on Trump associates aren't president either?

Because we really ought to hold the president to higher standards of behavior...

(Real, honest to goodness argument that I heard yesterday... ranks right up there with eating babies, it does.)

Posted by: Synova at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (BD/yx)

112 I want an explosion emoji.

F4A5; Though you probably want: F595;

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (lD3vL)

113 Won't be long now and they'll be telling us that Democrats are getting spit on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (xPl2J)

114 Hmmm.

Thinking on it, there is no statute of Limitations on Impeachment.

Can you impeach someone who is already out of office, to ensure they can never hold another Federal Post? Seems like you should be able to.

If they try to impeach Trump for using a Foreign agent to get political dirt? Go after Hillary and the Obama Cabal.

Because there IS actual proof of that.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

115 I think Trump is better off using the "getting out" rhetoric instead of using "relocated out of harms way" politico speak.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:51 PM (4thlk)

fine. I am just relating what is really happening and Miss Lindsey should understand that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (cEsBM)

116 Four more years chants this early at Dem's townhall in MI? LOLOL

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2019 06:53 PM (Pqytn)

117 " I think Jewells should totally sell it as a cult meeting"

lmao.. they already think that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

118 Trump: Greatest military in the world! We're just never going to use it unless someone invades Malibu Beach!

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (8ts9m)

119 66
Magic underpants fail.



Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

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Should have put in more time at Hogwarts.


the hogwarts folks wear magic bathrobes.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

120 " I think Jewells should totally sell it as a cult meeting"

lmao.. they already think that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

Doesn't everyone? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (cEsBM)

121 If they try to impeach Trump for using a Foreign agent to get political dirt? Go after Hillary and the Obama Cabal. 

Because there IS actual proof of that.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

Go after them anyways. But the President has done so. Honestly, after all this horseshit I really do think he will grab Obama, legally or not. May as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb.

Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (7WYGp)

122 There were also videos of Pelosi in SC (I think) for a fundraiser and being greeted by Trump supporters. Lol.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (a0IVu)

123 Can you impeach someone who is already out of office, to ensure they can never hold another Federal Post?

Alcee Hastings was impeached and convicted when he was a Federal judge.

He's now a Congressman, so impeachment and conviction does not preclude another Federal post.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (YLq84)

124 Could it be possible that the Tea Party could get the band back together for 2020?

I'd like to see that smarmy Anderson Vanderbilt start making jokes about tea-bagging to Trump.

Please, the twatters would be epic.

Posted by: Boots at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (oGBso)

125 They're Morons. With guns. What could go wrong?

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (qc+VF)

126 118 Trump: Greatest military in the world! We're just never going to use it unless someone invades Malibu Beach!

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (8ts9m)

Too late - already invaded by hobos.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

127 I hope Trump pardons my neck on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (EgshT)

128 39 I hear that a hard line stance on sending our kids to Syria is a winning position.


We need to send our military there and protect those people. What would a world be without the Syriachan's and that wonderful hot sauce they make?!

Posted by: AOC at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy7tf)

129 >>People are paying attention and getting pissed off.


Just take on dip and end it!

Posted by: Tim at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (4VGhz)

130
LOL.

At this point, red state commies must be begging gam-gam to put the bugeyed freak and the adipose dwarf back on their gimp leashes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (dp68O)

131 "and Miss Lindsey should understand that"


I think he does, he just has to push the neo-con agenda and push back against the populist view of these military actions.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (4thlk)

132 Lets try that again... (sigh, long day)

💥 But you want 🖕

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (lD3vL)

133 Jewells, it's just customer relations and a charge off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:56 PM (SHEJ2)

134 The level of unhingedness when trump is re-elected...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 06:56 PM (dNzKv)

135 118 Trump: Greatest military in the world! We're just never going to use it unless someone invades Malibu Beach!
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (8ts9m)

Its clear you have not been to Malibu Beach lately.

It has been invaded.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:56 PM (NgKpN)

136 Trump campaign was running "The Swamp" tv commercials during NFL games yesterday, saw it on at least two of the networks.

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (b4rVP)

137 I think he does, he just has to push the neo-con agenda and push back against the populist view of these military actions.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 06:55 PM (4thlk)

well I don't know what the neo con agenda is, never liked the use of that word for many reason, but going on fox and ranting and raving incaccurately is stupid and he should know better.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (cEsBM)

138 Former CIA officer?

Hmmm.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (j3npP)

139 How is there not a velociraptor emoji by now? What do I pay taxes for anyhow?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

140 Sorry, o/t.

But Re: last thread. Apparently, Warren is Liawatha's first husband's name! Not her maiden name or her current husband's last name. She married the 2nd one in 1980, when no one knew who she was. It's weird that she still kept the old hubby's name.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (9hauA)

141 Just say it's a new branch of the NXIVM club. Tell them to google it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (Kpl3J)

142 She certainly kept a comfortable distance from her "deplorable" constituents!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (qe5CM)

143 well, I guess Nan-Nan will hold a real vote any day now.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (FEQY4)

144
If at first, you don't succeed,
Lie, lie again.

Posted by: Liz Warren at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (DuZls)

145 Its clear you have not been to Malibu Beach lately. It has been invaded.

They called it Paradise...

Posted by: The Beagles at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (EgshT)

146 123 Can you impeach someone who is already out of office, to ensure they can never hold another Federal Post?

Alcee Hastings was impeached and convicted when he was a Federal judge.

He's now a Congressman, so impeachment and conviction does not preclude another Federal post.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (YLq84)

Constitution says it CAN be one of the punishments decided on by the Senate.

Apparently, they did not put that one in.

Too bad.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (NgKpN)

147 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (cEsBM)

Probably. I guess when you think about it this has to be the most unique blog out of all of them. Look how many comments there are on any given subject. We pray for each other, we cheer for each other, we cry and hurt when another is going through a tough time. We truly care for each other. It's definitely unique and somethiing I don't think anyone who isn't on here on a regular basis can understand.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

148 A few more Tweets like that embarrassing vapid stupidity on Syria and you can say hello to President Pocahontas

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It was one of the few Trump tweets that made me cringe, mostly for its incoherence.

But I think you may be drastically overestimating the desire of the American people for this endless engagement in the Middle East.

And while you and I may be very supportive of the Kurds who've been our stalwart allies, the average voter doesn't even know who they are, let alone care.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 06:59 PM (dp68O)

149 140 Sorry, o/t.

But Re: last thread. Apparently, Warren is Liawatha's first husband's name! Not her maiden name or her current husband's last name. She married the 2nd one in 1980, when no one knew who she was. It's weird that she still kept the old hubby's name.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 07, 2019 06:57 PM (9hauA)

She kept her first hubby's name? Is that allowed - don't you have to change back to your maiden name?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

150 NGU, correct.


PDT can be quite confusing, some policy roll-outs are not exactly elegant or prepped - but that's been clear from the outset - and it's partly because he's decisive, and in charge, the literal opposite end of the spectrum from focus-grouped empty suit Clinton, or lazy procrastinating empty empty suit Obama.


We're talking a few hundred people, who were mostly not engaged in combat. Changing their location in the region, not leaving it.


The aerial hammer we deploy partly of out of al-Tanf is not gone [it's been the primary force protection element for the advisors]. That's why cutting Turkey out of the Air Tasking Order is important - we still are a big dog when we choose to be so, in the air, and nobody wants to get tangled up with each other [as happened with the Russians and Turks in this are a few years back].


And "the Kurds" is a very misleading term. Not a homogenous group, not even close, and Turkey's apparent concern is with one particular element, and recall that cross-border Kurdish troubles long pre-date Trump or any recent president, and will outlast Trump [forever, probably].

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

151 How is there not a velociraptor emoji by now? What do I pay taxes for anyhow?


Yeah, all you can get is a lame T-Rex 🦖

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 06:59 PM (lD3vL)

152 I love how the Demedia, that wants to spread the idea that there is nothing political in this pre-Impeachment, are scheming to take out Pence with crimes they don't have on him.

And they seem to think that the only hurdle is when to take out Pence.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 07:00 PM (DuZls)

153 T Party 2020? There is someone who could make that happen and she's tanned, rested, and nearly single.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2019 07:00 PM (Pqytn)

154 The left must really think history belongs to those who submit their own false testimony to try to impeach a president. As if this upcoming vote on a real impeachment inquiry isn't going to be scrutinized. And while the first 2,000 years after the vote, lefty shitbag historians will defend it, eventually the politics will shift so that an honest assessment will be allowed and the lefty shitbag liberal democrats who organized this will be demonized, about the time of the heat death of the universe. But still, that's good enough for the Romney-cons.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:00 PM (FEQY4)

155 "Apparently, Warren is Liawatha's first husband's name! "

What? Man she's f'd up. No wonder the Dems like her. Still, she will bow to Biden, maybe even be her token VP / Native American pick.

Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2019 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

156 Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

Well said and accurate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 07:00 PM (cEsBM)

157 Its clear you have not been to Malibu Beach lately. It has been invaded.

They called it Paradise...


Posted by: The Beagles at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (EgshT)

I don't know why

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 07, 2019 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

158

Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Kevin McAleenan abandoned the podium at an immigration conference in Washington on Monday after protesters repeatedly shouted over him as he attempted to deliver his remarks.

McAleenan, a keynote speaker at the annual conference hosted by the Migration Policy Institute at Georgetown Law School, said he wanted to discuss "challenges and efforts that we've faced over the past year ... and some of the fundamental issues we face with the current legal framework and its ability to address large-scale immigration flows."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

159 that t-rex looks like a turd

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 07, 2019 07:02 PM (WhTSP)

160 They called it Paradise...

Posted by: The Beagles at October 07, 2019 06:58 PM (EgshT)

I don't know why
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 07, 2019 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
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Cause it's like shooting craps.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 07:02 PM (DuZls)

161 That's a bullshit poll. Know how I know?

If Donald Trump and ANY dumbocrat gave a rally in the same town on the same day, Trump's would be busting at the seams, while the other's, not even close.

Posted by: Harlan at October 07, 2019 07:02 PM (suaaH)

162 I don't think Sloppy Choppers will do it

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

163
Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Kevin McAleenan abandoned the podium at an immigration conference in Washington on Monday after protesters repeatedly shouted over him as he attempted to deliver his remarks.

McAleenan, a keynote speaker at the annual conference hosted by the Migration Policy Institute at Georgetown Law School, said he wanted to discuss "challenges and efforts that we've faced over the past year ... and some of the fundamental issues we face with the current legal framework and its ability to address large-scale immigration flows."

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why bother? If the Romney-cons don't care.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (FEQY4)

164
The Ukrainian prosecutors have a ton of dirt on Biden - Joe, not Hunter- according to a memo that was leaked during the Sytnky trial.

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (yPxXc)

165 35 PDT is doing a rally in Dallas on Oct 17th.

We could mount a Horde division to go support him with the official Horde banner.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (SHEJ2)


That would be incredible!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (TdMsT)

166 It just because all of these independents are happy for the jobs Obama gave them and mistakenly giving credit to Trump.

/s obviously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (2B9A/)

167 And while you and I may be very supportive of the Kurds who've been our stalwart allies, the average voter doesn't even know who they are, let alone care.

Just wait, the LIV will be fed by the Enemedia a Thanksgiving sized diet of how Kurds are angels of God and are the bedrock of civilization that will be destroyed by #OrangeManBad

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (lD3vL)

168 Poll dancin'...... we need a stage, 10$ drinks, and a fistful of ones....

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

169 my point is, who we are are the party that let's hecklers veto our appearances. But fuck them. We'll still enforce the laws.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:04 PM (FEQY4)

170 So true, Jewells !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 07:04 PM (wscsn)

171 I might have to give the protestors a 1
McAleenan needs to be gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 07:04 PM (SHEJ2)

172 PDT is doing a rally in Dallas on Oct 17th.
We could mount a Horde division to go support him with the official Horde banner.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 06:38 PM (SHEJ2)

That would be incredible!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2019 07:03 PM (TdMsT)


I won't get in until the afternoon, and you have to show up at least 18 hours in advance to get inside.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)

173 There were also videos of Pelosi in SC (I think) for a fundraiser and being greeted by Trump supporters. Lol.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 06:54 PM (a0IVu)

A lot of Trump supporters.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 07, 2019 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

174 159
that t-rex looks like a turd

Posted by: A dude in MI


Yeah, I'm sure you're a regular plesiosaurus.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

175 Country seems pretty clearly divided up now.... can tell by the rallies.

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:06 PM (90T4r)

176

It'll be hilarious hijinx every time Amber Guyger walks into the wrong cell in prison.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 07:06 PM (a2sTt)

177 Many times women will keep their married name if they have children with the first spouse so that she and her children have the same name.

Especially if they have been using that name professionally.

So dudes, once a dame changes her name to yours she can keep it however long she wants.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (urYkN)

178 Nah, Trump should say exactly what he means and what is happening.


We were not engaged in combat in that area, we do not plan to do be so engaged, the Turks have a massive beef of very long standing with friends-of-our-friends [YPG, not SDF - wait, where is that line drawn? welcome to the snakepit], we are stepping out of harm's way for that, but our policy against Iran and Daesh remain the same.


And Lindsay should understand but I don't think he does. Every little move/non-move from Trump generates a complete freak-out from those with lots of subject matter expertise but limited wisdom. The hair-on-fire hysteria among non-stupid people over this has been something.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

179 I won't get in until the afternoon, and you have to show up at least 18 hours in advance to get inside.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)



Amazing wait for such an unpopular president!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (TdMsT)

180 hogmartin, that's true but just think about a Horde of Morons and PDT in TX at the same time.

Your going to be off on a hog hunt anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (SHEJ2)

181
Sometimes PDT has a communication problem


ALL the time the press is just full of shit.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (FhXTo)

182 I won't get in until the afternoon, and you have to show up at least 18 hours in advance to get inside.
Posted by: hogmartin

Hire some Guatemalans to get in line and hold your place.

Posted by: Miklos Wences, s'alriight at October 07, 2019 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

183 WIKI: "Elissa Blair Slotkin (born July 10, 1976) is an American government official and politician who serves as the U.S. Representative from Michigan's 8th congressional district.[1] A member of the Democratic Party, she previously served as a CIA analyst and as a Department of Defense official. "

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

184 Nikki Synder is the R running against Slotkin. She just announced about a week ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (j0JAA)

185 Foreign policy tweets are going to sink Trump in favor of Warren?


I don't do drugs, but it must be fun.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

186 177 Many times women will keep their married name if they have children with the first spouse so that she and her children have the same name.

Especially if they have been using that name professionally.

So dudes, once a dame changes her name to yours she can keep it however long she wants.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (urYkN)

You can do what I did.

It was part of the divorce decree that she change her name.

She did not deserve to wear the name of my family.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

187

Mattel is introducing Judge Barbie, complete with a black robe and tiny gavel. Judge Barbie also comes in four different skin tones and hairstyles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (aKsyK)

188
I won't get in until the afternoon, and you have to show up at least 18 hours in advance to get inside.

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Nonsense. Behind closed doors, Republican enthusiasm for Trump is very low. An unnamed source I pretended to talk with says so.

Posted by: Erik The Fat at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (dp68O)

189
Slutnik?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at October 07, 2019 07:11 PM (a2sTt)

190 Did they chant kick the bums out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 07:11 PM (2r0iU)

191 So dudes, once a dame changes her name to yours she can keep it however long she wants.
Posted by: Just Lily

*begins process of changing name to Disheremiklosbitch*

Posted by: Miklos, let me spell that for you at October 07, 2019 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)

192 Nonsense. Behind closed doors, Republican enthusiasm for Trump is very low. An unnamed source I pretended to talk with says so.
Posted by: Erik The Fat

I agree, he's toast.

Posted by: Mittens Magic Meerkin at October 07, 2019 07:12 PM (BiaOe)

193 Slutnik?

Do not want to catch her reentry...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 07:12 PM (2r0iU)

194 Mattel is introducing Judge Barbie, complete with a black robe and tiny gavel. Judge Barbie also comes in four different skin tones and hairstyles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (aKsyK)

and in twenty minutes Brittany's little brothers will have stripped them and posed them in various scandalous and hilarious sexual positions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (xPJvm)

195 Whistling past the grave yard! Democrats will crawl to the polls if they have to to defeat trump. In 2018 democrats who stated home in 2016 (over 6 million who voted in 2012 )so they didn't have to vote for hillbot came out in 2018 to turn districts from red to blue. (see-barbara comstock ) in 2020 9 million democrat voters who did not vote in 2016 including 3 million who have turned 18 since 2016 will be voting against trump. Also 1.5 million trump voters will have died. Remember democrats keep on voting after they die!

Posted by: raimondo at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (Xy+FR)

196 Shouldn't those be "Quebans" Miklos?

Posted by: NeoOtter at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (0x00j)

197 Anybody still have NBA tickets?

Be sure to bring your FREE HONG KONG!
And FREE TIBET! signs with you.

Make the money hungery globalist asshole owners sweat.

Posted by: rd at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (+0uDE)

198 Trump has a Louisiana rally this week doesn't he? And then Dallas next week? And Pence is on the rally circuit as well? Full steam ahead!

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (a0IVu)

199 If those polls are accurate, Biden is done and the Trump hate cannon can focus on Warren now.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2019 07:13 PM (BiaOe)

200
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (KCxzN)

201
words and numbers and kent state derpa-doo

Posted by: gaimondo at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (dp68O)

202 It was part of the divorce decree that she change her name.

She did not deserve to wear the name of my family.
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

Yep. You can do that. But, absent a judicial ruling, she can keep it.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (urYkN)

203 trump needs to do a well scripted oval address to the nation and avoid any nixon bullshit or trump improv bullshit

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (FEQY4)

204 139 How is there not a velociraptor emoji by now?

With or without feathers?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (ykYG2)

205 Is anybody keeping count of how many times people are hearing the word "impeachment" in a day today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (HaL55)

206 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2019 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

207 "Democrats will crawl to the polls if they have to to defeat trump."

Come on home!

Posted by: Cunk 2020! at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (Tnijr)

208 Being married previous to my current spouse, I cared not whether the ex kept my name. A common last name anyway. Missus kraken kept her last name, and I am totes fine with that. In fact, it's kinda fun.

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (90T4r)

209 Shouldn't those be "Quebans" Miklos?
Posted by: NeoOtter

Maybe!

Better sammiches too.

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting as needed at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)

210 Does Judge Barbie come with a sickle in one hand and a hammer in the other?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (SHEJ2)

211 "So dudes, once a dame changes her name to yours she can keep it however long she wants."



You can object. I did with my ex-wife because she ran up a shit load of debt after we were separated and going through the divorce. We didn't have kids and the only reason she wanted to keep my name right at that time was to have collectors harassing me. The Judge asked her why she wanted to keep my name and she had good answer so he pressured her to drop it.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (4thlk)

212 Does Judge Barbie look like a 85 year old?

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

213 >>McAleenan needs to be gone.

Yesterday.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 07:16 PM (Pzzpr)

214 Bigger potential story - by far - is now in Iraq.


Very tricky situation, much more important.


But not all negative. The shi'a masses, from Baghdad south, have reached the limits of their endurance with the inept, corrupt nat'l govt. - and Iranian influence is also an issue [not likely to be helped by the ongoing campaign of Iran-linked militia snipers murdering protesters and police at the demonstrations].



Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

215 Whistling past the grave yard! Democrats will crawl to the polls if they have to to defeat trump. In 2018 democrats who stated home in 2016 (over 6 million who voted in 2012 )so they didn't have to vote for hillbot came out in 2018 to turn districts from red to blue. (see-barbara comstock ) in 2020 9 million democrat voters who did not vote in 2016 including 3 million who have turned 18 since 2016 will be voting against trump. Also 1.5 million trump voters will have died. Remember democrats keep on voting after they die!

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the numbers are debatable. a lot of libs died too. and the point is that 2018 is an outlier because GOP voters and moderates didn't really show. This time trump has the advantage of being the known quantity, the left looks insane and untested, and there's no obama/hillary leftwing folk hero running. just doofuses.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:17 PM (FEQY4)

216 It is not just "impeachment"

Look, if you have grounds to remove a president via the impeachment process, one year before the general election, you'd better have a fucking bullet proof iron clad case for it. A literal him holding a bloody knife over a dead hooker reason.

No excuses, no we have to start impeachment to figure out if there are grounds for it. No impeachment light. You need fucking smoking gun shit.

Because to do anything else it means you are really trying hard to subvert the will of the people. not just the people who voted for trump in the last election, but all the people who will vote for or AGAINST trump in the next election. You are taking away their choice and voice as well.

And as we have seen with Brexit and with Trump - you take away the voice of the people, well, they are going to make you listen, like it or not. You can listen to their votes and voices, or you can listen to the sounds of gunfire coming every closer to you home.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 07, 2019 07:17 PM (noE+3)

217 Being married previous to my current spouse, I cared not whether the ex kept my name. A common last name anyway. Missus kraken kept her last name, and I am totes fine with that. In fact, it's kinda fun.
Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:15 PM (90T4

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My ex-gf is in a shitty spot. She hates her ex-husband, and wants to use her old name. But, she rose to prominence in her field during her marriage, and everyone knows her by that name, so now she is stuck with it. It really chaps her ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 07:17 PM (dp68O)

218 Does Judge Barbie look like a 85 year old?
Posted by: Skip

Pancreas not included.

Posted by: Miklos, Supreme truth in marketing at October 07, 2019 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

219
hey, Jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2019 07:18 PM (KCxzN)

220 I suppose Fauxcahontas' current hubby can roleplay as Paolo. "How do you like THAT, Mrs Warren?!"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

221 Have the Kavanaugh daughters bought Judge Barbie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 07:18 PM (2r0iU)

222 *looks around furtively for bluebell* Dodgers!!

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 07:19 PM (a0IVu)

223 "Nah, Trump should say exactly what he means and what is happening."


This.

No bs, no focus groups, no calculated lies, just the man raw and uncensored.
How long has it been since our country had a politician who wasn't full of $#it ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 07:19 PM (wscsn)

224 Jewels should buy the Heavens Gate uniform and wear it before she heads to the MoMe. Don't forget to mention the comet.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 07, 2019 07:19 PM (pnIdt)

225 216 It is not just "impeachment"

Look, if you have grounds to remove a president via the impeachment process, one year before the general election, you'd better have a fucking bullet proof iron clad case for it. A literal him holding a bloody knife over a dead hooker reason.

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it's an insanely weak bullshit thing they're basing it on. This is obviously a stupid thing that only die hard lefty losers are even thinking about.

Trump can run again...I thought the Senate would vote against him but not anymore, not after Schiff got busted. So, this is all bullshit that might not even get out of the House.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

226
and in twenty minutes Brittany's little brothers will have stripped them and posed them in various scandalous and hilarious sexual positions


So basically just like the real judiciary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 07, 2019 07:19 PM (eTniG)

227 212 Does Judge Barbie look like a 85 year old?
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)
That's the special edition and comes with the 45lb hammer and bonus Olympic barbell

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 07, 2019 07:20 PM (WhTSP)

228 Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

Lebanon is in turmoil as well.

Strikes as the populace has figured out that the economy sucks, because the people running the country are more interested in war, than in the people.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 07:20 PM (NgKpN)

229 People need to get good and pissed off and stay that way. These progs need to be collared and made to heel and then get voted tafvk out.
'merica damn it!11!!1!

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 07:22 PM (nizGE)

230 I always think of the scene from Willow when Madmartigan and Willow enter the abandoned city and Mad steps in the crap, lifts his foot and says 'Trolls' in disgust.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2019 07:22 PM (2B9A/)

231 >>it's an insanely weak bullshit thing they're basing it on. This is obviously a stupid thing that only die hard lefty losers are even thinking about.

If they try and impeach Trump on the word of an anonymous whistleblower whose complaint doesn't match the transcript and the transcript doesn't even show any criminal behavior they might lose 45 states.

This is kabuki. Let's see what happens when Barr and Horowitz start dropping their stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

232 Nice to be energy independent, isn't it??

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:23 PM (90T4r)

233 In 2018 democrats who stated home in 2016 (over 6 million who voted in 2012 )so they didn't have to vote for hillbot came out in 2018 to turn districts from red to blue. (see-barbara comstock ) in 2020 9 million democrat voters who did not vote in 2016 including 3 million who have turned 18 since 2016 will be voting against trump.

Keep this all in context that there are around 240 million of voting age, 180 Million registered, and typically only 55% bother to vote. The numbers you are throwing around are hidden in the statistical error.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 07, 2019 07:23 PM (lD3vL)

234 "83 Bernie Sanders will swim the Yangtzhe to prove his vitality.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2019 06:46 PM (FTlwv) "



But probably without the revolver in his mouth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 07:23 PM (wscsn)

235 We need to stay in Syria for our ME allies,or something.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 07, 2019 07:23 PM (6/uwW)

236 A month old, but still interesting,

'Why my American Indian tribe voted Republican in NC's special election'

http://tinyurl.com/yxz9w4as

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 07:24 PM (yAc+w)

237 Oops /Biden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2019 07:25 PM (yAc+w)

238 If we are going to send our troops anywhere, send them to Hong Kong.
Hell, I will go. I can stand a watch.
I've had a good life. A great life, actually.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 07, 2019 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

239 What's Mitten's take on all this? We need to be apprised of his supah smaht grey matter. Loser.

Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 07:25 PM (nizGE)

240 If they try and impeach Trump on the word of an anonymous whistleblower whose complaint doesn't match the transcript and the transcript doesn't even show any criminal behavior they might lose 45 states.

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trump ads in the DC area (!) are pretty brutal on this. Nice to have a big war chest and a good message (unlike, say, Jeb Bush).

But still, a national oval office speech about this, before the vote will rock the left to their knees. Name names, etc. I guess they'll do this right after Huber,eh?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:26 PM (FEQY4)

241 Our utility wants to send Northern California into the 19th century by cutting all the power for two days. Because it might be windy. I'm ready for 36 hours of Thunderdome, not sure about the rest of the state.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 07, 2019 07:26 PM (ju9gW)

242 https://www.wral.com/trump-organization- says-controversial-right-wing-group-will-not- host-event-at-mar-a-lago/18681148/

Trump caved to the ADL and SPLC over Michelle Malkin speaking. America First, Baby!

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 07:26 PM (ransv)

243 If they try and impeach Trump on the word of an anonymous whistleblower whose complaint doesn't match the transcript and the transcript doesn't even show any criminal behavior they might lose 45 states.

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and, I'll add this. The fucking idiot idea that a president can't do what they claim trump did is batshit guano insane. Of course they do this all the time and Biden hasn't even gotten the nomination yet, so they're trying to say everyone in a primary gets immunity? nah, bro, you dumb.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 07, 2019 07:27 PM (FEQY4)

244 She is CIA, but if not for that I'd wonder if she was pressured by Tom Steyer and some progressive organization to voice support for impeachment as Debbie Dingell claims that she was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 07:27 PM (j0JAA)

245 If they try and impeach Trump on the word of an anonymous whistleblower whose complaint doesn't match the transcript

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No, no, no.

I have it good authority from Jonah Goldberg's exciting new venture pathetic gmail newsletter that everything the leaker said is proven by the transcript.

Because Goldberg is an insane, broken man who can't afford pants. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 07:27 PM (dp68O)

246 Its clear you have not been to Malibu Beach lately. It has been invaded.
.......

By kooks and valley cowboys.

Posted by: zombie Miki Dora at October 07, 2019 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

247 Per Politico, Slotkin is in a R+7 District. There are 31 Dem Reps in Districts won by PT in 2016. Only 8 of those remain uncommitted to Impeachment.

Posted by: Ever at October 07, 2019 07:28 PM (ZZDMQ)

248
My ex-gf is in a shitty spot. She hates her
ex-husband, and wants to use her old name. But, she rose to prominence
in her field during her marriage, and everyone knows her by that name,
so now she is stuck with it. It really chaps her ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 07:17 PM (dp68O)

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The traditional solution is to use the maiden name in addition - working it in gradually. So for a few years the former Mrs. Smith goes by Mrs. Jones Smith and then drops the Smith part.

Seen it happen quite often.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2019 07:28 PM (cfSRQ)

249 244 She is CIA, but if not for that I'd wonder if she was pressured by Tom Steyer and some progressive organization to voice support for impeachment as Debbie Dingell claims that she was.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 07:27 PM (j0JAA)

Money talks, Fen... sometimes it screams, sometimes it's just a little whisper...

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:28 PM (90T4r)

250 It really chaps her ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I have the same problem.

Posted by: Michelle Oblamer at October 07, 2019 07:28 PM (yAc+w)

251 Willow was crap. Absolute crap.

George Lucas had a lot of imagination, but no real inkling on how to construct a story out of it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

252 @241 Rusty Nail-I believe I'm in your neck of the woods (Brentwood). Of course it'll probably be hot as balls those days too.

Posted by: JROD at October 07, 2019 07:29 PM (yD9uA)

253 They made a decent video game out of Willow, if memory serves.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 07, 2019 07:30 PM (ju9gW)

254 did the Dodgers win?

Posted by: kazizzle at October 07, 2019 07:30 PM (YxHpp)

255 247
Per Politico, Slotkin is in a R+7 District. There are 31 Dem Reps in
Districts won by PT in 2016. Only 8 of those remain uncommitted to
Impeachment.

Posted by: Ever at October 07, 2019 07:28 PM (ZZDMQ)

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Michigan had a blue surge in 2018 because it was also a gubernatorial year and the outgoing GOP gov was dead man walking. The guy running to replace him was an establishment retreat with literally nothing new to say. At one point he forgot his opponent's name and used that of the previous Dem governor by mistake.

Also, the GOP incumbent was lazy and incompetent.

So GOP turnout simply wasn't there.

This time around, Trump himself is on the ballot and the GOP has a female challenger to avoid gender gap issues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2019 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)

256

***
The former ambassador from the United States, the woman, was bad news and the people she was dealing with in the Ukraine were bad news so I just want to let you know that. The other thing, there's a lot of talk about Biden's son, that Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if you can look into it... It sounds horrible to me.
***

^^^
...The want to remove the President over that. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2019 07:32 PM (Xqo6t)

257 241 Our utility wants to send Northern California into the 19th century by cutting all the power for two days. Because it might be windy. I'm ready for 36 hours of Thunderdome, not sure about the rest of the state.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 07, 2019 07:26 PM (ju9gW)

Holy shit!

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

258 Nood Biden Brother

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 07, 2019 07:33 PM (Z1ykJ)

259 New thread

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

260 195
"Remember democrats keep on voting after they die!"

Raymongo gets something right for a change!

Posted by: Congressman Hrothgar (U-VA) at October 07, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL)

261 251 Willow was crap. Absolute crap.

George Lucas had a lot of imagination, but no real inkling on how to construct a story out of it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

Oh, I am not saying it was a good movie, just that scene is memorable. The actual trolls are laughable in that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2019 07:33 PM (2B9A/)

262 257 241 Our utility wants to send Northern California into the 19th century by cutting all the power for two days. Because it might be windy. I'm ready for 36 hours of Thunderdome, not sure about the rest of the state.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 07, 2019 07:26 PM (ju9gW)

Holy shit!
Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)


You ever think that Cali is a place that shouldn't have a lot of people living there??

Posted by: kraken at October 07, 2019 07:34 PM (90T4r)

263 I figured it was just because Unions can't resist destroying themselves, and they always make a move at the worst possible time for them. I see the Union workers want Trump to come in and pressure GM for them - but do they not know that if GM gives in to their demands, it's going to go bankrupt for a second time, and this time for good?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 06:48 PM (Kpl3J

Perfect illustration of Crazy Eddie behavior by union big shots. Ya know, the ones that end up with embezzeled union funds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 07, 2019 07:34 PM (EnQC8)

264 Ace the 8th MI is hardly a swing district it is deep red and has not had a Dem Rep since 2001
Trump was the reason it went blue in 2016

Posted by: Kurt at October 07, 2019 07:34 PM (rxW1+)

265
This time around, Trump himself is on the ballot

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No Dem should underestimate this.

There are millions of voters (some who are Dems) like me. IOW, you couldn't get me to the polls for a Republican in my state Party if you put a fucking gun to my head.

Now, I'm a die-hard GOPe hater, and I won't be rewarding them with a vote for that turd Gardner ever again, but a big chunk of those millions who are turning up for Trump WILL vote for (R)s down the ballot if he encourages them to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 07:34 PM (dp68O)

266 I try to remember to include POTUS DJT in the blessings I am thankful for when I list them in prayer.

and I just came >< close to emailing 'take this job and shove it' to both my boss and IT. Settled for telling them I need crontab permissions restored STAT if they want me to continue doing the archiving as I flat refuse to do archiving w/o that bit of automation - else I'm more than happy to hand off archiving and then threw in a bit about there is already a stupid amount of manual tasks here due to lack of staff and not using basic automation tools. So tired of stupid stress being added to our jobs just for CYA and lazy bosses being stupid slow to hire staff.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 07, 2019 07:35 PM (eASYU)

267 I watched this scrunt give the commencement address last spring for the James Madison college graduation at MSU.

Her courageous story of standing up to Bushitler/Cheney IN THE WHITE HOUSE over Iraq intelligence was a tribute to the bravegrrl/military/intelligence/ they took my mother's healthcare away and laughed about it democrat model of "look! she's not crazy! She served!" She is not the only specimen of this type.

She's awful.



Posted by: Living in Amash's District at October 07, 2019 07:36 PM (Xo3T0)

268 I don't like your jerkoff name
I don't like your jerkoff face
I don't like your jerkoff behavior
And I do like you, jerkoff.
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

Posted by: Regular joe at October 07, 2019 07:37 PM (6/uwW)

269 "Former CIA officer" is like "ex-whore," although the latter carries less baggage now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 07, 2019 07:41 PM (iw59Q)

270 My cousin is FINALLY getting her citizenship after 40 years - so she can vote for Trump! lol

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 07:44 PM (YxHpp)

271 Many times women will keep their married name if they have children with the first spouse so that she and her children have the same name.

Especially if they have been using that name professionally.

So dudes, once a dame changes her name to yours she can keep it however long she wants.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 07:07 PM (urYkN)

Yep. My parents' divorce became official in 1993, just before I turned 13, and my mother has kept her married name.

But there is also the fact that changing back to her maiden name would have cost her several hundred dollars (over $500, I think she says?) so that's also another incentive.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2019 07:44 PM (+XbZk)

272 233 Don't forget clinton got 3 million more votes then drumpf even though 6 million democrats stayed home and another 1.5 million voted for jill stein costing hillary michigan, pennsylvania, wisconsin and nearly minnesota. In a close election 9 million more votes will count. Also in floriduh over 1 million felons (mostly black) can now register to vote over whelming the 50,000 who are both white collar felons ( and white)who register as republicans.

Posted by: raimondo at October 07, 2019 07:45 PM (Xy+FR)

273 A whole bunch of "ex-CIA" ran for office as Democrats last cycle. A whole bunch. Coincidence?

Posted by: grognard at October 07, 2019 07:59 PM (L3c+B)

274

Posted by: Michelle Oblamer at October 07, 2019 08:07 PM (yAc+w)

275 267: Dolley Madison has been lib for a while now...

Posted by: CN at October 07, 2019 08:10 PM (U7k5w)

276 272 233 Don't forget clinton got 3 million more votes then drumpf even though 6 million democrats stayed home and another 1.5 million voted for jill stein costing hillary michigan, pennsylvania, wisconsin and nearly minnesota. In a close election 9 million more votes will count. Also in floriduh over 1 million felons (mostly black) can now register to vote over whelming the 50,000 who are both white collar felons ( and white)who register as republicans.
Posted by: raimondo at October 07, 2019 07:45 PM (Xy+FR)


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Your desperation reeks!

Posted by: MAGA at October 07, 2019 09:13 PM (I5LRE)

277 Late to the show but I love love love the Tank Abrams body housed in the Hillary pant suit . Are there no fellows that could give her some fashion advice

Posted by: jaytrain at October 08, 2019 06:53 AM (kTU8y)

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