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Horrifying: Media and Climate Hoaxers (But I Repeat Myself) Report That Literally Everywhere on Earth is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth

If that headline doesn't make sense, well, no it doesn't, but the media and climate hoaxers have been pumping out a huge number of "stories" and "studies" claiming that literally everywhere on earth is warming faster than the rest of the earth.

I assume they do this so they can target one country's population with the propaganda that Country X is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth as well as targeting Country Y and Country Z with the same basic story.

The scam works so long as people don't see they're running this game with every country as country X.

But what happens when someone does start searching for this type of story, and then collects up all the nonsensical claims that everywhere on earth is warming faster than the rest of the earth?


Full thread below.













One begins to suspect that climate "scientists" have made up a scheme of dozens of "adjustments" they have granted themselves to make to the actual data, enabling them to tweak any temperature down and any other temperature up.

This allows them to claim that every year is the "hottest year on record" -- dialing up this year's numbers and dialing down the numbers for previous years -- and to claim that every country on earth is warming at twice the rate of every other country on earth.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:55 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at October 07, 2019 12:59 PM (3sOO0)

2 That's a lot of Twitter. And funny too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

3 I'm sick of liars and hysterics.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

4 Existential crisis!!!

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 07, 2019 01:00 PM (PbH71)

5
Adam Schiff-for-Brains write this one too?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2019 01:00 PM (zBaqJ)

6 If they count Lousy-ana, I'm prepared to believe it's warming faster than Hell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (ClOmq)

7 Seems like a compelling consensus !!!

Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (+Lg8f)

8 If Canada melts we are all going to drown.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

9 all politics is local.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (N5FGX)

10 I can attest the southern Louisiana is hot as shit, like it's always been and the sea levels are pretty much the same as they were 20 years ago except for the erosion, which is a real problem.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (1ISKN)

11 How DARE they !!!

Posted by: Greta Turdburg at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (+Lg8f)

12 New math--what can't it do?

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (DuZls)

13 Everywhere on Earth is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth

Death Metal Greta Thunberg agrees:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf47lmx

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (u//oP)

14 Fuck it. Launch all the nukes. Get it over with. We're all doomed anyway, right? Let's be definitive and intentional about it, then.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

15 Hey! Just think how much we'll save not having to take vacations to the Caribbean!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (so+oy)

16 Math is a crazy conspiracy.

Posted by: bananaDream at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (rcFj3)

17 Norway and Finland should be excited about all the warming, no? Soon they can do local beach vacations instead of going to Thailand for a month.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

18
Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Pitch Meeting: Global Warming Hoax at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (AzW6q)

19 My dead left eye is warmening twice as fast as my right dead eye.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

20 But what happens when someone does start searching for this type of
story, and then collects up all the nonsensical claims that everywhere
on earth is warming faster than the rest of the earth?
With LIVs: Nothing at all. They think, speak, eat, sleep and dream in sound bytes.

wtf is research??

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (DJFLF)

21 gosh, reloading this page for comments is gonna be a hoot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (q80AH)

22 It Canada melts all that politeness will seep down into the states!

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (DuZls)

23 Greta won't ever get laid, for the children of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (56NPE)

24 Divide and conquer? High temps have dropped 20 degrees here since Friday.

Posted by: BignJames at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

25 Well Russia is close to the top of the world and heat rises so, yeah makes total sense.

/Sarc.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (tJHro)

26 Here are some environmental hoaxes since 1968.

Goes to my Photobucket.

https://bit.ly/2nqbjaB

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (AfOD4)

27 China and India conspicuously absent from the list of places warming twice as fast as the planet.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (O7MnT)

28 That's what happens when you let a 16 year old who doesn't go to school do the math.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (3sOO0)

29 You know what's funny? Scoldilocks Longstocking lives in Sweden and doesn't want it to get any warmer!

Ice, Baby, Ice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

30 Yeah, Watts Up With That has a great video on this. Everywhere in the world is warming faster than the world, according to the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

31 Comments are being posted twice as fast here as they are the post below this.

Posted by: Blanco at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (BZQgK)

32 the Singapore scare piece is based on data that only goes back to 1948.

And I use the term "data" loosely.

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (DJFLF)

33 but they said we have 11years to go. So we aren't even going to get that?


**Puts work away, opens beer.**

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (axyOa)

34 Death Metal Greta Thunberg agrees:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf47lmx
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (u//oP)

This mildly warms my cold, blackened soul.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

35 All of the localized, earthwide global warming is offset by the fact that hell is freezing over. It's science!

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (T6t7i)

36 Good. I'm looking forward to a mild winter.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (H8QX8)

37 It's like they think the internet has borders and that no one is literate. They could run this game when there were just local papers and probably never be caught but this is just absurd.

And these people wonder why trust in the Press, the government, academia, scientific research, etc. is plumbing new lows. It's really quite tragic. There was probably a time when climatology was a legitimate pursuit. Climatology is dead. It sadly runs a non-zero risk of taking scientific research in a more general sense down with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (I2dne)

38 Greenland is twice as cold than it used to be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (2DOZq)

39 This is HILARIOUS!

What, hyperbole? This is all very scientific, you guys!! Trust them they're experts!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

40 "8 If Canada melts we are all going to drown.
Posted by: JackStraw"

when the Laurentide sheet melted, Black Sea coast and other coasts DID drown. especially 5600 BC when there was already some agriculture there. it's been mooted for awhile that this was the flood of Ararat.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (N5FGX)

41 The science is settled. George Soros is my grampa.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (vtcmf)

42 Hey, Watts Up With That!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (e1mEI)

43 I blame Garrison Keillor.

Posted by: Downcast at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (NogRd)

44 The Planet's warming so fast it'll become a second sun by 2020!

Posted by: Surfperch at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (GjMIr)

45 31 Comments are being posted twice as fast here as they are the post below this.

Posted by: Blanco at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (BZQgK)

Comments are being posted twice as fast below this as they are here.

Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (6GjnW)

46 27
China and India conspicuously absent from the list of places warming twice as fast as the planet.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

You mean the two worst emitters of CO2? Please report to the reeducation camps. No warm winter clothing needed.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (T6t7i)

47 Infinite warmening. It's """Science"""!

Posted by: Herr Doktor Science at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (c45xH)

48 Sure is hot around here.

Posted by: The Earth at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (PFyX2)

49 Every continent, country, state, county, city, street, and house tied for hottest place on Earth.

Makes sense. In the hallucination wherein Earth and Venus spontaneously switched orbits.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (6eEQ+)

50 23 Greta won't ever get laid, for the children of course.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (56NPE)

I can see Greta as a church lady. Or a dominatrix.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

51 Fuck it. Launch all the nukes. Get it over with.

My exact response to "Drag Queen Story Hour"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (O7MnT)

52 I want stories about the countries that are cooling more than average! It must average out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)

53 but they said we have 11years to go. So we aren't even going to get that?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (axyOa)
---
Months. Eat Mor' Babies.

Posted by: Eat the Babies Lady at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (DuZls)

54 I must confess, my .308 Win muzzle flashes probably do contribute to global warming.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (Pzzpr)

55 Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (AfOD4)
I see a long list of black text on a white ground, but blurry.

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (DJFLF)

56 What's even more horrifying is that I am going to be 'sneak watching' baseball at work. Thank you, Sling TV!

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

57 I think they play the same game with "sea level is rising faster than average in New York."

reminds me of the old stories about an education supply company with products that would allow almost every school in the country to have higher than average test results (or something like that).

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (ZqRa6)

58 The Watt's up With That video
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3xccwjn

Covers all these and many more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

59 So.. if you were in a country warming twice the global average - average - then that means some other country is COOLING at the same higher rate.. right?

I know these twits don't do math, but c'mon.. where's Chuck Todd when you need him to ask probing questions????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (so+oy)

60 After going through many headlines today, I've learned that that the entire planet is warming at twice the rate as the rest of the planet.
---
They're stealing our schtick! We've been saying for decades that students in each state are outperforming students in at least 48 other states. We gotta protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen!

Posted by: National Education Association at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (sWM8x)

61 Climate Change is an historic fact.

An inconvenient fact for Man Made Climate Change causation advocates.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (2DOZq)

62 If Canada melts we are all going to drown.

-
A whole 'nother Noah thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

63 ROFL

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

64 46 27
China and India conspicuously absent from the list of places warming twice as fast as the planet.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

You mean the two worst emitters of CO2? Please report to the reeducation camps. No warm winter clothing needed.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (T6t7i)

===========

"YOU ARE STEALING MY CHILDHOOD! NO! NOT CHINA! YOU!"
-Greta

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (q80AH)

65 24 Divide and conquer? High temps have dropped 20 degrees here since Friday.

Posted by: BignJames at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

Get out there and light up a tire!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (j3npP)

66 I hope South Dakota and Wyoming warm fastest next. We're supposed to get over a foot of snow this week.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (urYkN)

67
@senatorRomney, 3 hours ago:

The President's decision to abandon our Kurd allies in the face of an assault by Turkey is a betrayal. It says that America is an unreliable ally; it facilitates ISIS resurgence; and it presages another humanitarian disaster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

68 Norway and Finland should be excited about all the
warming, no? Soon they can do local beach vacations instead of going to
Thailand for a month.

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

==================
"Ole, let's take our vacation in Thailand" Ole: "Why? Phuket ... it's too expensive"

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

69 What, hyperbole?
SHE SAID HYPER BOWL! -



Posted by: Donna Brazizzle at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (DJFLF)

70 >>That's what happens when you let a 16 year old who doesn't go to school do the math.



And "journalists" who only have a degree in journalism, not any real science training or education. Oh, but I'm sure they're members of some media-climate change organization that helpfully gives them talking points and the approved world opinion on the latest climate finding!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

71 HOW DARE YOU????

Posted by: Greta T. at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (DMUuz)

72 And these people wonder why trust in the Press, the government,
academia, scientific research, etc. is plumbing new lows. It's really
quite tragic.

Loss of trust in science is bad, but in government, academia, and AGW hysteria? I can live with it.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (T6t7i)

73 So I guess we need to figure out chronologically which was the last country warming at twice the rate of any other country, because I'd love to see video of cats spontaneously combusting.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (Z1ykJ)

74 So where are all the places it that are "warming" less than average? Must be a lot of places!

Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

75 This mildly warms my cold, blackened soul.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

I think she's coined a new genre: GreenCore

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (u//oP)

76 I blame Garrison Keillor.

He seems nice.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

77 So we've got to tax the whole world!

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

78 10 I can attest the southern Louisiana is hot as shit, like it's always been and the sea levels are pretty much the same as they were 20 years ago except for the erosion, which is a real problem.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (1ISKN)

With respect to sea level, Southern Louisiana is a special case because it's a subsiding basin, sinking at the rate of about 1 centimeter per year. (about 3 feet per century) It has always been subsiding like this; that's why the Mississippi flows there. (Water is gravity's dog, it follows it everywhere) BUT the flooding on the Mississippi used to dump enough soil to counteract that and keep the situation stable.

We screwed that all up after the 1927 floods, and the Atchafalaya diversion dam was built. Either we let Southern LA flood again, or it all sinks back in to the Gulf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

79 52
I want stories about the countries that are cooling more than average! It must average out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)

@35

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:08 PM (T6t7i)

80 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Whatever leftards are passionate about is guaranteed to be a lie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (EUw/L)

82 ClimateTown - where all women are fugly, the men are gay-twerking, and the IQ's are below average.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor, Masher with a Heart of Gold at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (pYQR/)

83
What, pray tell, can be offered as evidence that the US has been a reliable ally to anyone? That has never been the case, and it never will be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

84 This is why we should buy Greenland, it will be a tropical paradise soon.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

85 I like how they add in the one article that it's a "leaked" story, as if that adds credibility to the story as it's TRUTH!

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

86 I hope South Dakota and Wyoming warm fastest next. We're supposed to get over a foot of snow this week.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (urYkN)

Snow?

Didn't you hear, Snowfall is a Thing of the Past.

Posted by: The Independent, circa 2000 at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (GjMIr)

87 @senatorRomney, 3 hours ago:

The President's decision to abandon our Kurd allies in the face of an assault by Turkey is a betrayal. It says that America is an unreliable ally; it facilitates ISIS resurgence; and it presages another humanitarian disaster.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

I read Romney's tweet as ending with an implied, "I hope, I hope, I hope!"

Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

88 Loss of trust in science is bad, but in government, academia, and AGW hysteria? I can live with it.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 01:07 PM (T6t7i)
+++++++++++++++
I can live with it, too. Good thing, because we have no other choice. But we *should* trust our institutions. We can't anymore. The institutions poisoned the well too severely and too often.

Things get a lot harder and more expensive now. When you can trust no one because everyone is a liar and a scoundrel, you have to independently verify everything - adding time and cost to everything anyone does.

I am just so thrilled that these people fucked up civil society so completely. Great outcome, you miserable bastards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (I2dne)

89 I blame Garrison Keillor.

That sumbitch has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

90 All countries have warming above average.
Its Science! The math is by consensus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (r+sAi)

91 In my native country, even meatballs won't grow anymore!!!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (vtcmf)

92 The hoaxers and liars of climate change are doing it wrong.

To make something like this when we all see the earth cooling, you have to say "Yes it is cooler here but the rest of the world is super duper warming." Just like in good economic times under a republican the democrat liars and "journalists" say "You may doing fantastically well under (Generic Republican) but others are in deep financial distress."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (pw+jk)

93 The caterwauling over Syria now has some group called the Syrian Democratic Forces calling a withdrawal by the US a stab in the back.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (65l7m)

94 I've noticed that in recent months, they are shifting away from increased temps to sea level.

Its no longer that we will be in scorching heat with no rain... its that the oceans will rise and we'll be flooded

https://tinyurl.com/y5yfrnr3

They cant find the data for increased atmospheric temps so they say the oceans must be absorbing the heat and melting icebergs and glaciers

Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (+Lg8f)

95 >>Goes to my Photobucket.
https://bit.ly/2nqbjaB


It's blurry?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (bDqIh)

96 83
What, pray tell, can be offered as evidence that the US has been a reliable ally to anyone? That has never been the case, and it never will be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
It's honestly kind of amazing that any people still think that we can be relied on.

Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (6GjnW)

97 76 I blame Garrison Keillor.

He seems nice.
---
All his sexual harassments are above average.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (sWM8x)

98 Help me out. The answer to curing climate change always seems to be a tax. Given the developed world is also already under extraordinary tax burdens, if that's the answer- shouldn't climate change be largely solved?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

99
THE UNITED STATES IS STEALING MY CHILDHOOD AT THREE TIMES THE RATE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. HOW DARE AMERICANS COME TO ME FOR HOPE?! HOW DARE THEY?! I HAVE FORTY-SIX TIMES LESS HOPE FOR THEM THAN ANYONE!!!!

Posted by: GRETA THUNDERBORG at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (AzW6q)

100 It's hoaxes and hysterias all the way down.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (MEogv)

101 57 I think they play the same game with "sea level is rising faster than average in New York."

reminds me of the old stories about an education supply company with products that would allow almost every school in the country to have higher than average test results (or something like that).
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (ZqRa6

Most people don't know, but the Sea Level is different between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

Add in a bit of Continental drift? (there is sedimentary rock in the Himalayas and Rockies).

Just what IS Sea Level?

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (NgKpN)

102 Here's the video from Wattsupwiththat.
https://tinyurl.com/y3xccwjn

Posted by: MarkY at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (i022r)

103 I bet the police in [your area] don't want you to know about this one trick to avoid tickets!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (dNzKv)

104 50
23 Greta won't ever get laid, for the children of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:03 PM (56NPE)



I can see Greta as a church lady. Or a dominatrix.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to



Cat lady

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (qZdIZ)

105 My dreams were crushed and I never had a childhood, so go fuck yourself Greta. You're getting fame, attention, notoriety, and all-expense paid travel all over the world for doing nothing other than screeching scripted bullshit global warming talking points. Go feed yourself to a polar best.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

106 >>All countries have warming above average.
Its Science! The math is by consensus.



They're also all America's closest allies and "punch above their weight!"

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

107 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf47lmx

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:02 PM (u//oP)
My fave comment:Strange that combining Greta with Death Metal actually makes her more likeable.

Posted by: Donna Brazizzle at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (DJFLF)

108 98 Help me out. The answer to curing climate change always seems to be a tax. Given the developed world is also already under extraordinary tax burdens, if that's the answer- shouldn't climate change be largely solved?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

============

A theme proposed:

"One more law will do it!"
-On gun control

"One more tax will do it!"
-On climate change

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

109 I'm getting enraged at the promiscuous idiocy and ideological tyranny of the Left at twice the rate...

Actually that would be impossible.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (H8QX8)

110 Know why Greenland is called Greenland?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (56NPE)

111 sounds like a lake wobegon bit

Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)

112 Mitt Romneys decision to abandon his Republican allies in the face of assaults by The Democrat Party and their media enablers is a betrayal. It says that Mitt Romney is an unreliable ally; it facilitates Democratic Socialist resurgence; and it presages another election day disaster.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (u//oP)

113 107 - that was moi, not Donna the Large

Posted by: kallizzle at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (DJFLF)

114 Know why Greenland is called Greenland?

Cuz it's gonna tip.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (vtcmf)

115 "Country X is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth"

I wonder who test-marketed that magic number as most effective? Why twice? Why not 35%? Or 73.2225%? Is it just enough to get the headline but not enough in value or specifics to get respondents to say, "Yeah, you're FOS."?

Whatever. Clearly FOS.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (6eEQ+)

116 My fave comment:Strange that combining Greta with Death Metal actually makes her more likeable.


And it really does! LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (u//oP)

117 Isn't a warmer climate good for growing marijuana? Win-win, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (2Mnv1)

118 I just love this shit. Back in the 80's I was working on my thesis and I was advised on several occasions to find a way to work global cooling and the new coming ice age (think Global 2000 report) into the paper. The paper was about the PLO and Statehood.

It was doctrine back then.
Fu*king idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (axyOa)

119 some group called the Syrian Democratic Forces calling a withdrawal by the US a stab in the back.

-
Their cavalry ride unicorns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

120 84 This is why we should buy Greenland, it will be a tropical paradise soon.
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

I thought that was Erick the Red's selling point.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

121 But I was told that unusually cold weather was a result of climate change, so does this mean that the whole globe is suffering from less climate change than the average?

So, problem solved? did that sweedish scold fix things for us?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (LWu6U)

122 93 The caterwauling over Syria now has some group called the Syrian Democratic Forces calling a withdrawal by the US a stab in the back.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (65l7m)

Yes, you have betrayed the Syrian Democratic John McCain memorial Division!

Infidels!

Posted by: Blue Helmet Guy at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

123 >>67


@senatorRomney, 3 hours ago:


LOLGFY Mitt.

Posted by: Galil at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (Pzzpr)

124 72 . . . Loss of trust in science is bad . . .
Posted by: pep
___________

Tragic.

Posted by: Diverse and Politicized STEM Graduates at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (9vQJW)

125 110
Know why Greenland is called Greenland?

well, it *is* twice as green as norway

Posted by: Zombie Leif Erikson at October 07, 2019 01:13 PM (sGtp+)

126 Help me out. The answer to curing climate change always seems to be a tax.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

moar central ac

Posted by: BignJames at October 07, 2019 01:14 PM (X/Pw5)

127 @senatorRomney, 3 hours ago:

The President's decision to abandon our Kurd allies in the face of an assault by Turkey is a betrayal. It says that America is an unreliable ally; it facilitates ISIS resurgence; and it presages another humanitarian disaster.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

I read Romney's tweet as ending with an implied, "I hope, I hope, I hope!"
Posted by: LASue

I read it s Mittens accepts reality - he will never be President

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2019 01:14 PM (B7KlG)

128 What, pray tell, can be offered as evidence that the US has been a reliable ally to anyone? That has never been the case, and it never will be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:09 PM (AzW6

Half the country has been reliable and half have not at one time or another. The negative of having a two party democracy / republic close to being split down the middle.

It doesn't help that one Party has no honor.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:14 PM (2DOZq)

129 Let's make Greenland green again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

130 112 Mitt Romneys decision to abandon his Republican allies in the face of assaults by The Democrat Party
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (u//oP)

Every time I see this pusillanimous POS tweeting something I regret I was kicked off twitter.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (H8QX8)

131 Help me out. The answer to curing climate change always seems to be a tax. Given the developed world is also already under extraordinary tax burdens, if that's the answer- shouldn't climate change be largely solved?
Posted by: Marcus T

We want to make sure you dance at the right speed as well.

Posted by: Your Betters in the GOPe at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (1Vobx)

132 I remember when us deniers were just a vocal minority. Now we are in greater numbers and even more deplorable

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (EUw/L)

133 You know what will cool the world? A cold beer. If that doesn't work we can glass China and India. Your choice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (yRAFu)

134 Guy Smiley: "Mitt Romneys decision to abandon his Republican allies in the face of assaults by The Democrat Party and their media enablers is a betrayal."

Romney is the most butt-hurt politician in contemporary politics. More than even Hillary!. That is an unbelievably high bar, yet there he is.

Mitt is Mudd.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (6eEQ+)

135 If everyone is special, nobody is. - Dash Incredible

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

136 Our credibility is disappearing twice as faster as our loss of viewers.

Posted by: This is CNN at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (pw+jk)

137 A leaked copy of a government report on climate change ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (MEogv)

138 >>> Know why Greenland is called Greenland?


It was me, I did it...

https://tinyurl.com/yxcoydwj

Posted by: Medieval Warming Period at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (+Lg8f)

139 You know what will cool the world? A cold beer. If that doesn't work we can glass China and India. Your choice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM

Hmnmm, tough call.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (0W3mK)

140 What, pray tell, can be offered as evidence that the US has been a reliable ally to anyone? That has never been the case, and it never will be.

The only country we've been reasonably reliable to is England. Other than that, yeah. One president is solid, the next betrays.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

141 Go feed yourself to a polar best.

Puts a new spin on "Be Best", doesn't it?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (9t0Zz)

142 Hillary has more principles than Mutt Romney.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (yRAFu)

143 Know why Greenland is called Greenland?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (56NPE)

Because the Vikings lived sustainably off the land and made an effort to be carbon neutral.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (GjMIr)

144 The average level of cuckiness at The Rampart is twice that of other cuckservative sites!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (DMUuz)

145 Gee, I might as well have read the content.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (WkmoA)

146 133 You know what will cool the world? A cold beer. If that doesn't work we can glass China and India. Your choice.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (yRAFu)

But who's going to handle tech support and make kung-fu movies?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

147 Everything is happening twice as fast as everything else. Hang on, kids.

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (RuIsu)

148 We've been trying to swim to Greenland for years but our arms are getting tired. We're drowning.

Posted by: Polar Bears at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (vtcmf)

149 Look at was 50F at 9 am. At noon is was 60F. At 3 pm it was 70F.

By tomorrow it will be 160F. Unless you give up your cars and cheeseburgers. The science is settled wingnuts.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (3cfl2)

150 Report That Literally Everywhere on Earth is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth





Looks like we're going to have to accelerate the baby eating program or we're all doomed. Doomed I say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (mpeBU)

151 Oh, and excellent work Natalia Mateo. Its like an example of journalism, except I have come to expect made up stuff from the natl. press, so it must be something else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (r+sAi)

152 57
I think they play the same game with "sea level is rising faster than average in New York."

reminds
me of the old stories about an education supply company with products
that would allow almost every school in the country to have higher than
average test results (or something like that).

my buddy the logic professor used to go on and on about some local commercials hawking fences as a way to "protect your children from unfenced ditches and streams."

"but," he would say, "unfenced ditches and streams are precisely the ones that a fence can't protect them against! if you put up a fence, it's no longer an unfenced ditch or stream!"

he also made awesome dutch oven potatoes by tipping a can of beer into them while they were cooking. miss the guy.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (sGtp+)

153 Romney is the most butt-hurt politician in contemporary politics.

Like Salieri in the movie 'Amadeus,' he rages against God Himself for blessing Trump with the presidency that was rightfully his.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (O7MnT)

154 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf47lmx


LMFAO thats fuggin great!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (u6xw0)

155 National boundaries make great insulators!

/s

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 07, 2019 01:18 PM (YQ4mh)

156 Most of those places would be significantly better if warmer, no?

Posted by: It's Always Sunny in Hell at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (iys0/)

157 Goes to my Photobucket.
https://bit.ly/2nqbjaB


It's blurry?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 01:10 PM


****

Oh Thank God!!!
I thought is was just me and drinking too early.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (axyOa)

158 Romney is the most butt-hurt politician in contemporary politics. More than even Hillary!. That is an unbelievably high bar, yet there he is.

Mitt is Mudd.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM


IF the RNC had a distended set of testicles they would primary Romenemy and defund him. But RNC so they will probably appoint him to some high position.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (0W3mK)

159 Mitt is Mudd.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM

Mudd had binders of women, too.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (DMUuz)

160 We're all going to die!

Truest statement you'll read all day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (FTlwv)

161 89 I blame Garrison Keillor.

That sumbitch has a lot to answer for.
-------------------
Ran into him some years ago in Reagan Airport. I think he is mentally ill. He was sporting a really bad dye job on his head and had that thousand yard stare.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (yRAFu)

162 I'm amazed anyone still takes the climate clowns seriously.

Most apocalypse cults only get to miss 1-2 predictions before their followers bail.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (J+mig)

163 146 133 You know what will cool the world? A cold beer. If that doesn't work we can glass China and India. Your choice.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (yRAFu)

But who's going to handle tech support and make kung-fu movies?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

Brazil? I've heard things about their jujitsu.

Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (6GjnW)

164 OK, so we don't like Russia.

Turkey invades Syria, who has a defense treaty with Assad.

Turkey and Russia therefore end up shooting at each other.

Why is that a BAD thing for the US?

Posted by: Blue Helmet Guy at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

165 According to the next UN IPCC Report, the Earth was destroyed by Global Warming before Greta Thunberg was born.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (O7MnT)

166 Before Trump was illegally elected to be president our world was cooling or stable. Orange Man Is BAD!!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (pw+jk)

167 Posted by: Blue Helmet Guy at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

Major sock fail.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

168 And I just finished this goddam igloo.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

169 It appears most of those countries just went through some kind of huge climate change. I vote we call it Summer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (r+sAi)

170 "Everywhere on Earth is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth!"

Pray that SMOD delivers us from Global Warming, by incinerating us, and also...

RUUUUUUUUN AWAY!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (TlVa0)

171 Know why Greenland is called Greenland?

Because some dude named "Green" discovered it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)

172 Here's the ultimate proof of the intent of these people.

Do you know who Boyan Slat is? How about Greta Thurnberg?

Slat is the teenager who developed a vacuum system to clean surfaces of water, which he then got funded and then got put into action currently active in cleaning up floating ocean debris. He's a guy that saw a problem and came up with a solution. He's working at fixing what he thought needed doing.

Everyone knows Greta's face and name, and all she does it talk and scold and scream at people.

They don't want solutions. They want power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

173 I think everyone just needs to chill, okay?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (urYkN)

174
Turkey invades Syria, who has a defense treaty with Assad.

Turkey and Russia therefore end up shooting at each other.

Why is that a BAD thing for the US?
Posted by: Blue Helmet Guy at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

Damn, can't write today.

Syria has a treaty with RUSSIA.

Dang.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (NgKpN)

175 Oh, Trump adds to his Tweet he will "obliterate the economy of Turkey of they do anything off limits".

Honestly, did that Greta kid get his Twitter password? It sounds like geopolitics amateur hour.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

176 But who's going to handle tech support and make kung-fu movies?
------------------------
We have porn and if you business plan required India to unfuck your product you're shit out of luck. Time to pimp slap Manhattan Previlidge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (yRAFu)

177 Know what's worse than warming? Cooling. It's harder to grow food and we spend more energy trying to stay warm. Question to ask the Creepy Thunderborgs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (0W3mK)

178 I live in "The Mountains", Right now it's 43 degrees F.
Thursday its going to be a high of 38, low of 16.
Just how much cooler are they demanding it get up here?

We had an incredible winter last year, with record snowfalls, low temps so ice fishing was going on all winter, and then fantastic snowpack melt for water supplies. I'm believing My lying, freezing digits.

Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (Bf3hj)

179 Duncanthrax: "Mudd had binders of women, too."

Nerd!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (6eEQ+)

180 Because some dude named "Green" discovered it?

That would be me.

Posted by: Shecky Green at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (vtcmf)

181 Mutt exhibits the wisdom of the American people of electing Obama.

As bad as he was, Mutt and McLame would have been worse

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (AQBtr)

182 Everyone is above average!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (FiUMj)

183 The heat is on!!

Posted by: Zombie Glenn Frey at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (vcOmj)

184 Of course with all this melting, the otters are going to be loving it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (axyOa)

185 The old "leaked report" gambit.

It must be true if the seriousness of the matter caused someone to be compelled to anonymously leak a secret bombshell finding like this.


Leak the Bombshell!



Leaked reports and whistle-blowing = Bullshit. Nice work Dems!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

186 All these people getting the vapors over Syria is mind numbing. Romney is such an ass. 8 years of Obozo letting the whole space go to shit and not one word from anyone, now this. We have no friends in Syria and no interests there - let them have at it.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (PQRcz)

187 Ran into him some years ago in Reagan Airport. I think he is mentally ill. He was sporting a really bad dye job on his head and had that thousand yard stare
---
He's an ahtist and he's sensitive as shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (sWM8x)

188 Theta Gruntberg approves of this.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (88+cf)

189 And of course it all magically goes away the very D wins the Presidency.

Posted by: Jason at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (6LBkT)

190 They don't want solutions. They want power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)
---

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Greta! at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (DuZls)

191 180 Because some dude named "Green" discovered it?

That would be me.
Posted by: Shecky Green at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (vtcmf)

World's only Jewish Viking. He's schtick inspired the world's smallest pogrom.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

192 Here's the video from Wattsupwiththat.
https://tinyurl.com/y3xccwjn
Posted by: MarkY at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (i022r)

One country warms faster than other. How the fuck would that even be possible? Do they have their own atmosphere?

It's fucking stupid on its face.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

193 HIS schtick. Moar cawfee.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

194 Natalia might be kinda hot herself.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (88+cf)

195 Brazil? I've heard things about their jujitsu.
Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 01:19 PM

Don't forget their school of Miyagi-style karate. Wax on, wax off.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (DMUuz)

196 According to the next UN IPCC Report, the Earth was destroyed by Global Warming before Greta Thunberg was born.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

And ending Net Neutrality.

That really killed us. We're all dead, actually.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

197 The Russians and Turks have an alliance and they've been cooperating. See the sale of s-400's. They won't be shooting at each other. They will be carving up Syria and helping each other.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

198 Mutt exhibits the wisdom of the American people of electing Obama.

As bad as he was, Mutt and McLame would have been worse
Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (AQBtr)

That would be impossible.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)

199 Man, I sure wish where I lived was colder than it is.
- Said nobody ever

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (FiUMj)

200 I see a long list of black text on a white ground, but blurry.
Posted by: kallisto


See if this is any better.

https://bit.ly/2Iv8zzY


When I originally copied it, it was clear. If fuzzied up when I uploaded it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (cHbIE)

201 I hope these AGW lunatics don't find out that I have the weather machine.

Posted by: Shecky Green at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (vtcmf)

202 I am working on convincing my neighbor that impeaching Romney wont involve him having to give up his 3rd wife. It's a process.

Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (Bf3hj)

203 Know what's worse than warming? Cooling. It's harder to grow food and we spend more energy trying to stay warm. Question to ask the Creepy Thunderborgs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (0W3mK)
..........

Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

204 Christopher R Taylor: "Everyone knows Greta's face and name, and all she does it talk and scold and scream at people."

Greta is the face of Fascism's boot on your face forever. The proverbial banality of evil.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (6eEQ+)

205 The climate emergency is here, and there's nothing funny about it. It's 10:23 am in the morning, and already it's warmer than it was at 6:00 am in the morning. And it's gettin' worse. At this rate I'll be boiled alive by sundown.
Somebody help me!
JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (Tdh/t)

206 On average, higher temperatures lower Vespa performance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (DMUuz)

207 Know why Greenland is called Greenland?

Erik the Red was a great marketer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (u//oP)

208 Ah yes, talking points, the premise upon which a million lies were built.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (qC1Sy)

209 Most apocalypse cults only get to miss 1-2 predictions before their followers bail.

What's that now?

Posted by: Jehova's Witnesses at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (9t0Zz)

210 They lie.

Posted by: Chris M at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (eAZVt)

211 Greta is the face of Fascism's boot on your face forever.

Yeah she doesn't have the rack for it but you can just see her standing proud before the Fuhrer, shoulders back, big grin on her face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

212 Man, I can never keep that net neutrality thing straight. Am I for it or against it?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (sWM8x)

213 What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?

this is why they are in a panic

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (AQBtr)

214 Theta Gruntberg approves of this.


Posted by: Roland THTG at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (88+cf)


As do I.

Posted by: Gurta Thornbutt at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

215 198 Mutt exhibits the wisdom of the American people of electing Obama.

As bad as he was, Mutt and McLame would have been worse
Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:22 PM (AQBtr)

That would be impossible.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)

__

Would have been possible. At least with Hussein, the GOP put up some resistance. With McLame or Mutt they would have been a rubber stamp.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

216 202 I am working on convincing my neighbor that impeaching Romney wont involve him having to give up his 3rd wife. It's a process.
Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (Bf3hj)

Is she cute? Maybe you could offer to take her off his hands. For the sake of the nation, of course.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

217 140 What, pray tell, can be offered as evidence that the US has been a reliable ally to anyone? That has never been the case, and it never will be.

The only country we've been reasonably reliable to is England. Other than that, yeah. One president is solid, the next betrays.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, except for that whole war of 1812 thing.

And not really helping them early on in WW1.

Oh, and giving a MAJOR hit to their economy during the Civil War, by disrupting not only their American Trade, but trade throughout the Caribbean.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

218 I must confess, my .308 Win muzzle flashes probably do contribute to global warming.


Posted by: Galil>>
Been loading 7.62x54R for bolt action to reduce powder, heat, flash - and save my shoulder

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (WkmoA)

219 We need some volunteers to pop up to Ellesmere Island and shave some bears.

If that works out, rub some lotion on 'em.

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (RuIsu)

220 Yesterday was the hottest day on record...ever... There has never been a day as hot as yesterday in the history of the world. Honest!
climatistas are shameless liars and manipulators.

Posted by: Harlan at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (suaaH)

221 196 According to the next UN IPCC Report, the Earth was destroyed by Global Warming before Greta Thunberg was born.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

And ending Net Neutrality.

That really killed us. We're all dead, actually.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2019 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

---------------

Was this before or after the UN Report about us all freezing to death?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (qC1Sy)

222 Erik the Red was a great marketer.

He actually found greenery there, because during that time period, it was not as covered with ice like now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

223 Mitt is an opportunist, Judas piece of shit. I see nobody has slapped him into crying yet.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

224 187 Ran into him some years ago in Reagan Airport. I think he is mentally ill. He was sporting a really bad dye job on his head and had that thousand yard stare
---
He's an ahtist and he's sensitive as shit.
-----------------
I think ahtist is spelled autist in his case. That's me being generous and compassionate. The vibe I got was he was radiating mental illness like a nuclear toaster.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

225
Yeah, except for that whole war of 1812 thing.

And not really helping them early on in WW1.

Oh, and giving a MAJOR hit to their economy during the Civil War, by disrupting not only their American Trade, but trade throughout the Caribbean.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

Good times... good times.

Posted by: Someguy at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (6GjnW)

226 205 The climate emergency is here, and there's nothing funny about it. It's 10:23 am in the morning, and already it's warmer than it was at 6:00 am in the morning. And it's gettin' worse. At this rate I'll be boiled alive by sundown.
Somebody help me!
JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 07, 2019 01:25 PM (Tdh/t)

__

You think that's bad? Just wait until the great ball of fire in the sky goes behind the ocean. You will very likely freeze to death.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (FiUMj)

227 It's supposed to snow here this weekend. So blow me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (0W3mK)

228 211 Greta is the face of Fascism's boot on your face forever.

Yeah she doesn't have the rack for it but you can just see her standing proud before the Fuhrer, shoulders back, big grin on her face
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

Let the poor kid finish up puberty before she gets some bolt-ons. Maybe she'll grow out like mom.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

229 Damn, It was so cold this morning that I ordered new thermals. What was i thinking.

Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM (Bf3hj)

230 Everybody go home and burn leaves tonight. For the children.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

231 REDACTED: "What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?"

Well, we're going to be dead in under 11 years now according to the science, so don't worry about it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:29 PM (6eEQ+)

232 Meanwhile, the weather is pretty much the same as it's always been.

Posted by: Chris M at October 07, 2019 01:29 PM (eAZVt)

233 It's supposed to snow here this weekend. So blow me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM



Two types of effective blowers.
One starts with two martinis,
The other has a kick starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:29 PM (axyOa)

234 In London today, a doomsday cult called Extinction Rebellion is clogging up city streets over climate hysteria.

It would be interesting to see how a major western city would respond to tens of thousand conservative Christians shutting down the city to punish it for the "Sins of the World."

Probably the city (other than if it was Portland, OR) wouldn't start with shooting the protesters, but the protesters wouldn't be getting very much sympathy in the press.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (hdzef)

235 I've learned that that the entire planet is warming at twice the rate as the rest of the planet.
_______________

My entire body is twice as fat as the rest of my body!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (k4dH2)

236 The first Nobel Prizes were announced today. What do you think the chances of Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks) getting a Peace Prize are?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (iuFgi)

237 Go to a weather map like Wundermap and you'll see within a 10 mile radius temperatures all over the place. I know where I live it can be 50 at my house and 55 a few blocks away or vice versa.

And yet we're supposed to be alarmed that in 100 years maybe the earth will arm up by 2 degrees? There's no fucking way anyone can measure the earth's temperature to that degree.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (FiUMj)

238 We were wondering about RBG gettting to court - but its Thomas who is absent.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (9VeU0)

239 Here in the Northwest had a pretty mild summer, so the "hottest summer on record" thing is going over like a lead balloon. People roll their eyes, it was cooler than normal. Then they try to say "that's just weather, it was hotter everywhere else!" by which the mean "in the places we live" like NYC and Chicago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

240 Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks)

Pippi Greenstocking

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (u//oP)

241 SHRRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEKKKKKK!

Posted by: Greta the Retard, Muslim Kingdom of Sweden at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

242 Would have been possible. At least with Hussein, the GOP put up some resistance. With McLame or Mutt they would have been a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

How's that Obamacare and two Supreme Court justices going for you?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

243 What do you think the chances of Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks) getting a Peace Prize are?

8:1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

244
The Nazis used to encourage unprotected sex among Hitlerjugend teenagers at KdF summer camps.

If you lost a bet to the other boys you'd end up with a Greta.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

245 At least the current incarnation of "journolist" didn't use the same photograph for each nation and area.

Posted by: Flyover at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (B5K06)

246 236 The first Nobel Prizes were announced today. What do you think the chances of Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks) getting a Peace Prize are?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (iuFgi)

She would get the peace prize. I think that's announced separately, and hasn't had any credibility in a long, long time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

247 What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?

Same as with the last 19 years: they yell louder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

248 239 Here in the Northwest had a pretty mild summer, so the "hottest summer on record" thing is going over like a lead balloon. People roll their eyes, it was cooler than normal. Then they try to say "that's just weather, it was hotter everywhere else!" by which the mean "in the places we live" like NYC and Chicago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

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That's the game the alarmists play. When it's colder than usual it's "just weather". When it's hotter than usual it's proof of climate change.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (FiUMj)

249 Erdogan's been cozying up to Putin for a few years now. There won't be any hostilities between Turkey and Russia. Nor will there be hostilities between Turkey and Syria. They've all been allied against ISIS and the Syrian democratic (lolololol) rebel forces. If anything Assad would probably be fine with the Turks going into Eastern Syria and cleaning up the problems.

As for the Kurds, I sympathize with them but I also sympathize with Turkey on this point. Imagine if Mexican groups sought to split off parts of the US and were committing terrorist acts within the US, and that those same groups were receiving support from Mexico. That's more or less what's happening over there.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (Oy8gW)

250 239. CRT that's completely false here in Shitcago. We had a horribly rainy spring and the summer was crappy and only hot for a couple weeks.
Gonna be a cold winter this year I bet. Bee are overdue a blizzard or two.

Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (u8xoC)

251 238 We were wondering about RBG gettting to court - but its Thomas who is absent.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (9VeU0)

Yeah, undisclosed illness was what I read..

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

252 I love hey freely admit Global Warming has "paused" since 1998. Yet every year is still declared "the hottest year on record".

How the shit does THAT work???

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2019 01:32 PM (FZ0KH)

253 All the icky muzzzies would be coming here if was cold!1

Posted by: Greta the Retard, Muslim Kingdom of Sweden at October 07, 2019 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

254 We were wondering about RBG gettting to court - but its Thomas who is absent.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (9VeU0)
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Roberts has been letting RBG work from the funeral home, why not Thomas?

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 01:33 PM (DuZls)

255 If you lost a bet to the other boys you'd end up with a Greta.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM


****

Just think, some where in the world there is a poor unsuspecting bastard who is going to be her first.
That guy will never be the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:33 PM (axyOa)

256 Forget the War of 1812 and all that...We haven't let a Canadian team win the Stanley Cup since 1993.

Nineteen-ninety freakin' 3!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:33 PM (u//oP)

257 197 The Russians and Turks have an alliance and they've been cooperating. See the sale of s-400's. They won't be shooting at each other. They will be carving up Syria and helping each other.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

I don't think Putin wants Syria. Just the port he already has.

The Russian homeland still has a metric F Ton of resources that are untapped. They don't have the population to exploit what they already have.

Ensuring there are no viable pipeline routes from Saud, Iran, and Iraq, through Turkey to the EU IS in his best interest.

Therefore, Chaos is in Russia's interest, because it not only delays that inevitable pipeline, but also forces the US to spend time and money there.

Instead of putting MORE US arms and troops, on HIS Border.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

258 244
The Nazis used to encourage unprotected sex among Hitlerjugend teenagers at KdF summer camps.

If you lost a bet to the other boys you'd end up with a Greta.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

Talk about a boner killer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

259 According to the calibrated temperature knob in my car, it was NOT HOT this morning.

Posted by: Roland THTG
Now with TWO shirts
at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (88+cf)

260 How's that Obamacare and two Supreme Court justices going for you?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

We got Muttcare and Stevens and Souter would have waited for a dim prezzy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (AQBtr)

261 242 Would have been possible. At least with Hussein, the GOP put up some resistance. With McLame or Mutt they would have been a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

How's that Obamacare and two Supreme Court justices going for you?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

___

It's awful. But it wouldn't have been any less awful with McCain or Romney. They would have appointed equally horrible scotus judges and, I guess you forgot that Romney was the fucking father of Obamacare in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (FiUMj)

262 We won't speculate on Nobel Peace Prizes, but our 2019 POY cover will feature Greta the Great waving impeachment papers.

Posted by: Time at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (6eEQ+)

263 Well, we're going to be dead in under 11 years now according to the science, so don't worry about it.

Every once in a while, a bunch of brainwashed Seattle kids do Climate Alarmist chalk art on the sidewalk outside my work. A few days ago I noticed one poor kid wrote, "I don't want to die yet!"

Think about that. These power mad assholes are terrifying children with their doomsday prophecies, and nobody's going to step in and tell those kids it's all overblown nonsense.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (9t0Zz)

264
...and all the children in Lake Wobegon are above average....

Posted by: Buzz at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (2YkDU)

265 Because the Vikings lived sustainably off the land and made an effort to be carbon neutral.

Posted by: Surfperch
>>
And what is the Viking population today?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (WkmoA)

266 REDACTED: "What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?"


They will do what they have been doing: telling us that it changed. Way hotter in this other place you can't get to, so there is no way to verify.

The Antarctic is losing ice twice as fast! It is 10 degrees warmer at the North Pole! (Along with picture of sun/ clear blue sky over melting ice)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (dNzKv)

267 This did remind me to get my snowblower out for maintenance. Thanks, Greta!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (r+sAi)

268 The only country we've been reasonably reliable to is England. Other than that, yeah. One president is solid, the next betrays.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

We also back-stabbed the Brits pretty badly over the Suez in '56

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (N4xQB)

269 What do you think the chances of Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks) getting a Peace Prize are?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (iuFgi)

Quite high. They already gave a co-peace prize to Malala Yousafzai in 2014 I believe. She was 17 at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (j0JAA)

270 LOL

Fiercely heterosexual presidential candidate polling at 1% or lower Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

271 82 ClimateTown - where all women are fugly, the men are gay-twerking, and the IQ's are below average.
Posted by: Garrison Keillor, Masher with a Heart of Gold at October 07, 2019

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AKA Gnaw-luns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (ClOmq)

272 So on the 16th, Hillary is throwing her hat into the ring?

Posted by: bane at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (ransv)

273 Important to note about the we only have 12 years con - they are NOT saying that the world ends in 12 years. They are saying that in 12 years we will have reached a point of no return that will begin a runaway process of heating and acidification of the oceans that will make things unsurvivable in the future - maybe 100 years from now or so.

It focuses the need for action to the now without there being a need to show the results in that short term.

So, if the world isn't on fire in 12 years, they just say, yeah, but we have reached the point of no return.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (9VeU0)

274 Let the poor kid finish up puberty before she gets some bolt-ons. Maybe she'll grow out like mom.
Posted by: joncelli


Greta is 16. She's past puberty.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (Yu4ah)

275 I seem to remember when I was a kid in the 70's, California and Florida were supposed to be underwater and gone by now because of the melting icecaps. What happened?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (u8xoC)

276 What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?
.........

They will apologize and lower taxes.
ha ha I crack myself up.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

277 "273 Important to note about the we only have 12 years con - they are NOT saying that the world ends in 12 years. They are saying that in 12 years we will have reached a point of no return"

We've been reaching the point of no return for about 20 years now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (FiUMj)

278 I don't get the 1%er Dem candidates defending Slow Joe.

They should want him out.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (9VeU0)

279 275 I seem to remember when I was a kid in the 70's, California and Florida were supposed to be underwater and gone by now because of the melting icecaps. What happened?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (u8xoC)

I was a kid in the 70's and I recall the opposite. We were all going to die in the coming ice age. It was debatable if that was before or after the population bomb went off.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (kUmUV)

280 The hottest place to be is still in my pants.

Posted by: the poet at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (UL8Z/)

281 http://bit.ly/2OyVI3L
*******
Booker: 'If You Come After Joe Biden, You're Going to Have to Deal with Me' | Breitbart

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)

282 Every once in a while, a bunch of brainwashed Seattle kids do Climate Alarmist chalk art on the sidewalk outside my work. A few days ago I noticed one poor kid wrote, "I don't want to die yet!"

Yeah that's the most frustrating part. The most extreme, radical, over-the-top climate scientist, the guys who claim a 90 foot sea rise in 100 years, the guys who are hyping this stuff excessively... even they don't claim its going to kill us all. Just that its going to be miserable and we'll have to migrate north.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

283 will begin a runaway process of heating and acidification of the oceans that will make things unsurvivable in the future - maybe 100 years from now or so.

It focuses the need for action to the now without there being a need to show the results in that short term.

So, if the world isn't on fire in 12 years, they just say, yeah, but we have reached the point of no return.
Posted by: blaster


Runaway and take 100 years? That's more akin to a slow glide.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (Yu4ah)

284 Joan of Bark (a/k/a Scoldilocks)

Pippi Greenstocking
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (u//oP)

Greta van Bleat

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (xPJvm)

285 But Mittens would have been an Able Administrator.

***********

I gagged and swallowed bile while he got my vote figuring The Kenyan would win anyway.

Perot shouldn't have choked. He had both of them on the ropes and went and took a breather. He ruined third party forever.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (Y274z)

286 252 I love hey freely admit Global Warming has "paused" since 1998. Yet every year is still declared "the hottest year on record".

How the shit does THAT work???
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2019

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A typo. They meant "Global Worming." Purging the planet of parasites. (Unfortunately, they exempted themselves)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (ClOmq)

287 What will happen if nothing is done for 15 years and nothing changes ?



this is why they are in a panic





Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:26 PM (AQBtr)

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I think you meant AGAIN, right. We are well into round 2 in the climate war and destruction of earth in 8.. no.. 10.. no..12... no 15 years

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (pw+jk)

288 Who's baby's are the left going to eat if they keep getting all the abortions?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (56NPE)

289
Every once in a while, a bunch of brainwashed Seattle kids do Climate Alarmist chalk art on the sidewalk outside my work. A few days ago I noticed one poor kid wrote, "I don't want to die yet!"

Think about that. These power mad assholes are terrifying children with their doomsday prophecies, and nobody's going to step in and tell those kids it's all overblown nonsense.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM


****

That's when I make sure the kid goes home and tells his mom, "Mom, I learned a new word at school today from a guy who was looking at our climate change drawings!"
Mom: "What is that dear?"
Kid: "Bullshit...it's all bullshit!"

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (axyOa)

290 And what is the Viking population today?


Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 01:34 PM (WkmoA)
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After yesterday, they just sit around and rank on Giant fans.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (u6xw0)

291 I was a kid in the 80s and was told coastal Florida cities would be underwater by 2000. I remember since it scared the shit out of me as my family vacationed in Florida every year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (FiUMj)

292 AKA Gnaw-luns.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (ClOmq)

never knew it was hyphenated

it was always just nawlons

Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (AQBtr)

293 Runaway and take 100 years? That's more akin to a slow glide.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (Yu4ah)

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (9VeU0)

294 Important to note about the we only have 12 years con - they are NOT saying that the world ends in 12 years.

Soe of them claim that we're doomed in 12 years, that its over. Like AOC and Greta. For the others its when they issue their next ultimatum and deadline to turn global socialist and give them the keys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

295 Christopher R Taylor: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"

Hmm. A boat anchor hitching itself to an even bigger boat anchor. I like where this is going.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (6eEQ+)

296
Fiercely heterosexual presidential candidate polling at 1% or lower Cory Booker on Trump-Ukraine scandal: "If you come after Joe Biden, you're going to have to deal with me"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

Sending chills down the spines of absolutely no one.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

297 @237

Well the real question is..

Why should the earth be cooler?

Why shouldn't it be warmer?

What is the optimum global temperature?

It would seem from all of the hysteria over atmospheric concentrations of CO2, that it was determined that CO2 is a the main driver of climate on the earth, when did that happen, because I must have missed that paper?


If atmospheric CO2 levels are an existential threat, why are the biggest contributors, China and India, excluded?


Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (tJHro)

298 Greta is 16. She's past puberty.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (Yu4ah)

Boobies cause global warming.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (88+cf)

299 The hottest place to be is still in my pants.

Posted by: the poet at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (UL8Z/)

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I bet is humid there too. It is not the heat but the humidity that really is bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

300 I don't get the 1%er Dem candidates defending Slow Joe.

They should want him out.


They don't want their own corruption exposed. If Slow Joe goes down none of them will feel safe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (Q3JhT)

301 I seem to remember when I was a kid in the 70's, California and Florida were supposed to be underwater and gone by now because of the melting icecaps. What happened?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (u8xoC)




Global cooling happened in the 70s which was followed by global warming which was followed by climate change and if they have to make something else up they will.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (mpeBU)

302 There's a good graphic of fake newspaper headlines about it here...
https://twitter.com/Franktmcveety/status/
1120158497218256896

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (Dh1wo)

303 We were wondering about RBG gettting to court - but its Thomas who is absent.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:30 PM (9VeU0)
..........

How did Rutabaga get there, on a gurney?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

304 Perot shouldn't have choked. He had both of them on the ropes and went and took a breather. He ruined third party forever.

He wasn't running to win. He was running because he hated the Bush family with the fierce psychotic fury of ten thousand suns. He didn't want to win, he wanted Bush to lose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

305 Moon, where did you grow up? I was in Chicago.
Home of the University of Illinois-Chicago moonbat society.

Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (u8xoC)

306 Warmer weather....more food production, less money spent on fuel to keep us warm.

Not sure what the fuck the problem is.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (FiUMj)

307 So, if the world isn't on fire in 12 years, they just say, yeah, but we have reached the point of no return.
Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (9VeU0)
++++++++++++
Right, it is a clever new nuance. But they need to be careful.

Assume that they are right - in 12 years, if we haven't reduced carbon dioxide emissions to nearly zero - there is nothing more to be done because we've crossed the Rubicon.

What, then, is the correct course of action? To me, the correct course of action - if they're right - is to remove all controls and regulations and increase production at all costs across all countries, classes, climates, etc. Since reducing carbon dioxide emissions to nearly zero in a decade is impossible, and since failing to do so will mean we're doomed, the rational course of action is raise quality of life as high as possible for the time we have left on this earth. The best next step, if they're right, is to produce constantly with no thought to a doomed future so we can live better today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (I2dne)

308 Dead Nuts On!

Physicist Dr. Denis Rancourt: "The new 'tipping point' theory is not unlike the deluge of the Old Testament, which followed an accumulation of human depravity, except that no god is postulated, and building the Ark requires a centralized and globally restructured economy, handled by overarching elite private institutions, of course.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (JFO2v)

309 Runaway and take 100 years? That's more akin to a slow glide.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:37 PM (Yu4ah)

SLOW GLIDE!!!!!

TAKE IT EASY!!!!!!

Posted by: Foghat at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

310 291 I was a kid in the 80s and was told coastal Florida cities would be underwater by 2000. I remember since it scared the shit out of me as my family vacationed in Florida every year.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:38 PM (FiUMj)

I used to live there at the time. As deadline after deadline passed, I realized these people were lying their asses off.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (J+mig)

311 277 "273 Important to note about the we only have 12 years con - they are NOT saying that the world ends in 12 years. They are saying that in 12 years we will have reached a point of no return"

We've been reaching the point of no return for about 20 years now.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (FiUMj)

1977 Actually.

Posted by: Kansas at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

312 I love how CNN words that too "Trump-Ukraine Scandal" which is about Biden? Huh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

313 They don't want their own corruption exposed. If Slow Joe goes down none of them will feel safe.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (Q3JhT)

If Trump isn't an 11D chess master, he's the luckiest sumbitch EVAR!

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (9VeU0)

314 Speaking of SCOTUS....

"In another action of note, the court said it would go ahead and hear a challenge to New York City restrictions on handgun owners transporting their firearms outside the home."

But without Thomas there....errr.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (FiUMj)

315 Greta is 16. She's past puberty.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:35 PM (Yu4ah)
..........

Does she shave? Because that will cool "things" down.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

316 305 cont. I remember being worried about what was going to happen to Cinderellas castle at Disney world! LOL!

Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (u8xoC)

317 If Canada melts we are all going to drown.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
-------------------------In maple syrup and beavers.

Posted by: Jolo at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (WrMOC)

318 Welcome to Planet Woebegone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (wCmLp)

319 What, then, is the correct course of action? To me, the correct course of action - if they're right - is to remove all controls and regulations and increase production at all costs across all countries, classes, climates, etc. Since reducing carbon dioxide emissions to nearly zero in a decade is impossible, and since failing to do so will mean we're doomed, the rational course of action is raise quality of life as high as possible for the time we have left on this earth. The best next step, if they're right, is to produce constantly with no thought to a doomed future so we can live better today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a Cop!) at October 07, 2019 01:40 PM (I2dne)

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:42 PM (9VeU0)

320 I finally decided the Russia and Ukraine hoaxes were never about the pure hatred of Trump, a side issue for sure, but the real reason is they don't want their corruption cash cow kickback schemes exposed and stopped.

And Romney has the same problem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:42 PM (r+sAi)

321 -------------------------In maple syrup and beavers.
Posted by: Jolo at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (WrMOC)

Worse ways to go.

Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 01:42 PM (9VeU0)

322 It's been reported, though not verified, that Romney asked the Gretard to be Mrs Mitt #2

Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:42 PM (Bf3hj)

323 304 Perot shouldn't have choked. He had both of them on the ropes and went and took a breather. He ruined third party forever.

He wasn't running to win. He was running because he hated the Bush family with the fierce psychotic fury of ten thousand suns. He didn't want to win, he wanted Bush to lose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

Just a thought exercise.

Look back at that timeframe, with what we now know about the Deep State.

Understanding that Bush had been head of the CIA.

Posted by: Don Q at October 07, 2019 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

324 Press releases, not science. Propaganda and public relations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2019 01:43 PM (tjqz9)

325 It's supposed to snow here this weekend. So blow me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:28 PM

Two types of effective blowers.
One starts with two martinis,
The other has a kick starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 01:29 PM

I did get a new snow blower last year after my old one died. The new one is electric start, handwarmers too! and I start with two bourbonsss

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:43 PM (0W3mK)

326 Booker: 'If You Come After Joe Biden, You're Going to Have to Deal with Me' | Breitbart

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)

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I will give you a tongue punch in the taint you will not soon forget!!!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 07, 2019 01:43 PM (pw+jk)

327 I used to live there at the time. As deadline after deadline passed, I realized these people were lying their asses off.

Yeah the Nuclear War scare was a lot more effective because it was always 11:59, and could happen at any moment instead of having perpetually false predictions and passed deadlines. This one doesn't have legs, they're reduced to scaring the hell out of children who don't know any better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

328 -------------------------In maple syrup and beavers.
Posted by: Jolo at October 07, 2019 01:41 PM (WrMOC)

Invoking Rule 34.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (g5NxQ)

329 I love snowblowers. I bought one a few years ago when I moved to a house with about a 100 ft long driveway. Damn that thing is fun!! I still get a kick out using it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (FiUMj)

330 I have some company coming over this week for a barbecue.

I'm going shout at them while I'm cooking, How Rare, You?!!

They already know I'm a lunatic.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Look back at that timeframe, with what we now know about the Deep State.

He didn't have a problem with the Deep State. He had a problem with Bush. Just him. It was a fixation of epic proportions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

332 Assume that they are right - in 12 years, if we haven't reduced carbon dioxide emissions to nearly zero - there is nothing more to be done because we've crossed the Rubicon.

What, then, is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)

333
I saw Trump-Ukraine Scandal open for Sleater-Kinney and Mark-Almond at the Cow Palace in '84.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 01:46 PM (XCfh1)

334 Thanks for the explanation of this, Ace !
I have read this preposterous allegation in several places, but I always assumed that it was rooted in a fundamental inability to write and/or speak English properly. Innocent me !
Now I see what is happening, sowing FUD all around the globe with this lie, never realizing that we are not as stupid as they believe, and that the Series of Tubes makes it fairly easy to catch them gaslighting us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2019 01:46 PM (wscsn)

335 I saw Maple Syrup and Beavers open up for Swede Death Metal at the Agincourt Theater back in aught-nine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (r+sAi)

336

Oh how the interwebs help us to understand the globalist choir.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

337
We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)



Do we get to sound the air-raid sirens before eating the babies?

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (g5NxQ)

338 It was what, 15 or 17 years with no warming. They just changed the metric to climate change. now it's whatever "change" they want to fit into how to change our lives to their will.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (0W3mK)

339 They already know I'm a lunatic.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

And high. Do they know you're high?

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

340 275
I seem to remember when I was a kid in the 70's, California and Florida
were supposed to be underwater and gone by now because of the melting
icecaps. What happened?!

could be worse. i remember listening to the art bell show and hearing ed dames proclaim that "canisters" had already arrived in the upper atmosphere and would be releasing poison that would destroy the environment.

in addition to which, we were supposed to have gone through a major war by now.

and then there was the solar killshot.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (sGtp+)

341 ----In maple syrup and beavers.
Posted by: Jolo

--

You normally have to pay extra for that sort of action.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (YslsA)

342 We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)

Carousel!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (aS1PU)

343 The tweet about the warming mountains may be a *tad* exaggerated:
here is what my family's hometown looked like in January 2017, a mountain region in Italy -
https://tinyurl.com/y3qkdslm
(note the snowdrift in relation to the six foot or so tall man)

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (DJFLF)

344 The Copa! The hottest place north of Havana!

Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

345 'If You Come After Joe Biden, You're Going to Have to Deal with Me'

Translation: It's obvious my candidacy is going nowhere, please consider this my application for VP.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (iys0/)

346 I'm going shout at them while I'm cooking, How Rare, You?!!


Interesting.

I'm going to be trapping rabbits this week and yell at them, "How Snare You?!?!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (XCfh1)

347 It was what, 15 or 17 years with no warming.

Still pretty flat, unless you use very particular measurements and focus on some areas. What changed isn't the weather, its only their tactics and measurements.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

348
WE HAVE LESS THAN TWO YEARS BEFORE YOU BASTARDS HAVE FINISHED STEALING MY CHILDHOOD!!!

Posted by: GRETA THUNDERBORG at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (AzW6q)

349 342 We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)

Carousel!
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (aS1PU)

=========

Renew!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (q80AH)

350 Booker playing Sir Gallahad to Biden..lmao. Can he be any more transparent about his ambitions?

Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

351 325 I did get a new snow blower last year after my old one died. The new one is electric start, handwarmers too!

does it have cup holders?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (sGtp+)

352 "I gave up saying 'silly old bear' to Pooh, that's so old fashioned. Now I say HOW BEAR YOU!?!?!??!"
--Christopher Robin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

353 345 'If You Come After Joe Biden, You're Going to Have to Deal with Me'

Translation: It's obvious my candidacy is going nowhere, please consider this my application for VP.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM (iys0/)

=========

"I'll take a minor cabinet post as well. With all love and kisses, Cory."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

354 In 2014 NYT had an op-ed titled End of Snow? Then 2014-5 was a record year for snow in 1/3 of the US.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)

355 We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)

C.H.U.D.

Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Despite what this little brainwashed teenager says.....Finland still looks colder than a Witch's Tit.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (lMn1U)

357 305 Moon, where did you grow up? I was in Chicago.
Home of the University of Illinois-Chicago moonbat society.
Posted by: Cheribebe at October 07, 2019 01:39 PM (u8xoC)

Upstate New York. Depending on your definition of "kid" I may have been off by a few years. I was a kid in the 60's, teenager in the 70's. The cooling and population bomb scares were definitely 60's. Pretty much all the time in the old Weekly Reader's we all had to get. By the 70's I was more interested in girls and not much else got through to me so not sure what we were supposed to be afraid of in that decade, plus I was starting to get to draft age. More urgent worries as it were.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (kUmUV)

358 How Bear You!

Posted by: Cigar Store Indian at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (r+sAi)

359 Guy Mohawk: "...but the real reason is they don't want their corruption cash cow kickback schemes exposed and stopped..."

This is the alpha and omega of everything that is happening in federal politics. The biggest, most longstanding scandal in American history is being exposed because an outsider, in response to voter frustration, dared challenge an entrenched status quo.

If Trump does nothing else but blow up the graft and corruption at the Federal level, he should be added to Mount Rushmore. If he takes out the MFM while he's at it, he should get his own commemorative 51st state.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (6eEQ+)

360 does it have cup holders?

Probably has blue tooth, so you can check it on your phone because everything does now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

361 Theres probably enough flatulence in one thread here to bust those numbers through the roof.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (RVnO7)

362

No Eagle cam?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (w6iWV)

363 So, basically, country X is punching above its weight?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (Z4rgH)

364
I beat the shit out of T-Bone. Biden's chain-beating of Corn Pop inspired me. True story. Word as a Booker.

Posted by: Cory Booker at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)

365 It was what, 15 or 17 years with no warming.

Still pretty flat, unless you use very particular measurements and focus on some areas. What changed isn't the weather, its only their tactics and measurements.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2019 01:48 PM


Of course they did, it wasn't fitting the narrative. Like moving the measuring stations to the middle of populated areas where there's always an "urban heat island" from pavement which is always warmer of course.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:50 PM (0W3mK)

366 What percentage of people who say they are bbqing are just grilling?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (56NPE)

367 354 In 2014 NYT had an op-ed titled End of Snow? Then 2014-5 was a record year for snow in 1/3 of the US.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)
------------

My favorite is "The Gore Effect" wherein whenever Gore gives a climate speech, severe colder weather tends to occur.

It's a hoot.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (qC1Sy)

368 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (q80AH)

369 I love snowblowers. I bought one a few years ago when I moved to a house with about a 100 ft long driveway. Damn that thing is fun!! I still get a kick out using it.

What happens when those things run over a rock? Does it chunk the thing at 80mph or is there a safety measure?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (9t0Zz)

370 338 It was what, 15 or 17 years with no warming. They just changed the metric to climate change. now it's whatever "change" they want to fit into how to change our lives to their will.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (0W3mK)

the last real satellite dataset released at the end of 2016 showed 18 years and 8 months of zero warming. So we are about 21 year no warming.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)

371
And so the Carpenter says to the Tree, How Chair You!
We all laughed. And fired up the chainsaw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (r+sAi)

372 in addition to which, we were supposed to have gone through a major war by now.

We are dealing with an invasion coming in from the south.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (Q3JhT)

373 I see everyone has seen underground city movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM (Yu4ah)

374 I love the term they made to cover their asses.

Global warming hiatus.

A global warming hiatus, also sometimes referred to as a global warming pause or a global warming slowdown, is a period of relatively little change in globally averaged surface temperatures.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 01:52 PM (JFO2v)

375
Been loading 7.62x54R for bolt action to reduce powder, heat, flash - and save my shoulder
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 01:27 PM (WkmoA)




Czech out the Czech milsurp practice ammo. Hollow core 44 grain blunt nosed bullet behind a full charge, anywhere from 3600-3800 fps in a full-sized Mosin (I measured 3700-3850 from my Finn M39). Acceptable accuracy at sub-200 yards, but not as good as regular milsurp ball. Yuge fireball and virtually no recoil. I feel more recoil from my 5.56mm ARs. I picked up a case many years ago, and SG Ammo finally got some more in recently.

http://www.7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinAmmo013.htm

SG Ammo listing
https://tinyurl.com/y2aa9o95

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 01:52 PM (eXA4G)

376 When I am president, I will take global warming out behind the gym and wrap a thick ass chain on its head.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2019 01:52 PM (pw+jk)

377 A story you won't see anywhere else;
"All Florida Cops and Elected Officials Will be Force to Comply with ICE as of Tuesday"
https://tinyurl.com/y2arw9sp
Money quote from South Miami Mayor and Democrat, Stoddard; "This means if ICE tells you to drop everything, protection of schools, criminal investigations, you have to go play cowboys and Indians with ICE."
Wow. Politically incorrect and racist

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2019 01:53 PM (VpIIl)

378 I'm saving my change in ajar for when the lefties start selling their ocean front property for pennies on the dollar. Should be any day now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 01:53 PM (RVnO7)

379 could be worse. i remember listening to the art bell show and hearing ed dames proclaim that "canisters" had already arrived in the upper atmosphere and would be releasing poison that would destroy the environment.

in addition to which, we were supposed to have gone through a major war by now.

and then there was the solar killshot.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (sGtp+)


to be fair, we have always been at war with Afghanistan (or least for the past 18 years), so there's that. Would you consider that a major war though? I dont know. It's major to the families whose sons, daughters, husbands, wives, and relatives have been killed or maimed during its prosecution, not to mention the Post Traumatic stress issues.

I don't recall canisters in the sky poisoning anyone, unless he was talking about my Aqua Net in the 80s causing a hole in the ozone over Argentina.

Totally worth it, my hair was gorgeous.

Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2019 01:53 PM (mFoNl)

380 She saw something nasty in the ice shed.

Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 01:53 PM (Bf3hj)

381 Three relatively hot women having a cat fight on Bold and the Beautiful....

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 07, 2019 01:53 PM (ufFY8)

382 354 In 2014 NYT had an op-ed titled End of Snow? Then 2014-5 was a record year for snow in 1/3 of the US.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)

Yes, but unprecedented snowfall is a change in the climate, ergo "climate change."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 01:54 PM (N4xQB)

383 the best imo at exposing the fraud, is Tony Heller doing many simple YouTube videos to expose the data adjustments ... besides the adjustments, he shows how they pick their time frames to fit the lowest point on a long term graph, to the highest point. So even if the long term trend is flat or down, they find a shorter time frame where it was up.


But they also just adjust and lie about the real data.
youtube.com/watch?v=-JkEEq3k8yM

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2019 01:54 PM (Cus5s)

384 I did get a new snow blower last year after my old one died. The new one is electric start, handwarmers too!

does it have cup holders?


Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:49 PM


No. But thanks for the idea....I will have to do some fabricating in the shop!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:54 PM (0W3mK)

385 What happens when those things run over a rock? Does it chunk the thing at 80mph or is there a safety measure?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2019 01:51 PM


small landscaping rocks usually get spit out but if it jams the right way or it's big enough it will bust the shear pin on the auger shaft so it doesn't break the gears. They are designed to break to save the gears, PITA but a 5 minute fix.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 01:57 PM (0W3mK)

386 Maple syrup and beavers?

We also want all your Timbits and Rush CDs! And the poutine!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2019 01:58 PM (u//oP)

387 Ya know the way you get those "I want to buy your house" solicitations form investors? Well I'm going to develop one.

"Don't wait untill Global Warming completely destroys the value of your ocean front property. Its decreasing in value every time a cow farts in Montana. Get out now."

CALL HONEST (CANNIBAL) BOB FOR AN OFFER TODAY.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at October 07, 2019 01:58 PM (RVnO7)

388 349
342 We go underground. Vast underground cities.

Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)



Carousel!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 01:47 PM (aS1PU)



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Renew!

underground cities? more like "requesition another Michael from the farm. and see if you can wipe the silly grin off his face this time."

Posted by: Another Helpful Hint from the Committee's Guidebook at October 07, 2019 01:59 PM (sGtp+)

389 If, IF HRC is running the Wall Streeters for Progtards know Sloe Joe Bidet is toast & are pressuring HRC to run & she has More things to worry about than Bidet

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 02:03 PM (BqBId)

390 Gun thread?!!


FrodoB howz that 54 reloading going? Did you slug the bore, and what size bullets are you using?


ITC I have some of that Czech practice ammo, haven't shot much. Got it mostly for Mosin use by newbies/friends, which just hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2019 02:04 PM (QDnY+)

391 I have some company coming over this week for a barbecue.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Huh? BBQ?!

Here's the little mick up to her elbows in spaetzle and red cabbage for an Oktoberfest dinner for 12 tomorrow and you, the big, proud, "my people" kraut, you're doing BBQ?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 07, 2019 02:06 PM (sGotD)

392 The ORIGINAL VIDEO source for this story is on Wattsupwiththat.com. They did the original research 10 years ago and just updated and re-posted the video. The video is far more compelling than this tweet stream.

Posted by: Ran Dell at October 07, 2019 02:06 PM (jzGlL)

393 355 We go underground. Vast underground cities.
Hydroponics and artificial grow lights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 01:45 PM (Yu4ah)

*
*

Is this why everybody lived in artificial enclosed cities in Asimov's Caves of Steel and The Naked Sun?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 02:07 PM (ClOmq)

394 So when will country=x commence eating their children? You know things are so completely off the wall I wouldn't put it past one of them - including here.

Posted by: T.Featherstone at October 07, 2019 02:25 PM (+/4Mh)

395 111 sounds like a lake wobegon bit
Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)
=====
... Where the politicians are honest, the scientists run good campaigns, and all the temperatures are above average.

Posted by: T at October 07, 2019 02:59 PM (U8GoI)

396 How to confuzzle a warmista: ask them what Earth's correct temperature is.

When they admit they don't know, ask them is it returning to normal.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at October 07, 2019 03:20 PM (k58xs)

397 My new heartthrob: Natalia Mateo!

Posted by: steve walsh at October 07, 2019 03:22 PM (yMQGD)

398 I told you, we've got to eat the babies!

Posted by: Baby eater at October 07, 2019 04:06 PM (IeFrQ)

399 Poppycock and Bull Twadle what a load of idiotic nonsense who came up with this load of Balerdash?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 07, 2019 04:46 PM (wGqjj)

400 They're tellin' me the world is warmin' up
And my minivan's part of the cause
And the science is settled so it's time for big change
To our economy and our laws

Well if the science is settled then tell me why their
Computer models can't agree
And why the world's cooled down for the past several years
While they're hidin' their data from me

Despite their erudition
And academic pedigree
The Best and the Brightest look instead
Like a box of dim bulbs to me

They'd put us in the soup lines over
Parts-per-billion probabilities
The Best and the Brightest look instead
Like a box of dim bulbs to me ...
... Like a box of dim bulbs to me

https://www.facebook.com/notes/ritchie-the-riveter/dim-bulbs/140514325995655/

Posted by: Ritchie The Riveter at October 07, 2019 05:25 PM (FL9H9)

401 Well, it's like Lake Woebegon, where all the children were above normal.

Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2019 05:35 PM (B4RPl)

402 China warming faster than average too! Everyone is above average!

Posted by: Specialized at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (wwKHQ)

403 http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/201804/04/WS5ac422bea3105cdcf6516245.html

Posted by: Specialized at October 07, 2019 06:36 PM (wwKHQ)

404 The reported low temperature last night for my town was 51. I woke up to ice on my farm. It was 37 degrees when I went to bed, but the 'weather station' on half mile up the road hooked to my cellphone had it as 53.

I don't trust their weather stations at all, around here they always are 10+ degrees higher than actual temperatures. Suppose it's just an attempt to hide the real temperatures.

Posted by: Doug at October 07, 2019 07:20 PM (89il5)

405 In the deep south temperatures are a normal 79 f days and 63 f nights in October. as it has been.

Posted by: obsidian at October 08, 2019 12:43 PM (7+yqP)

406 Mateo Tweet: "After going through many headlines today, I've learned that that the entire planet is warming at twice the rate as the rest of the planet."

That's almost like saying "Although the moon is only 1/6 the size of the earth, it is further away."

I'm 80 yo. The only climate change I've ever experienced, was when I moved from New Jersey to Arizona.

Posted by: William Letendre, Jr. at October 08, 2019 05:24 PM (+7/LF)

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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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