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Blind Squirrel Finds A Nut: Progressives Ruin Everything: Who Dis: (This one should be fun) Photo #3 Photo #4 Now, looking at these photos, you might think I either made a mistake or am messing with you. But such is not my intention. I did a lot of checking using Google image search, and to the best of my knowledge, these four photos are of the same woman. For the 'Ettes: (click for bigger) Photo #3 Friday's celebs: The first celeb hottie isLucy Liu, thus completing my trio of Asian actresses for the week. Also, Michael Parks who was a bit older than those photographs I chose of him when he appeared with Ms. Liu in Quentin Tarantino's film Kill Bill. Also, a correction: 278 The first photo is not Jun Ji-Hyun aka Gianna Jun. That's Chinese actress Li Bingbing. I can't be sure about the second photo. The third is definitely Gianna.Of course, this is correct. Li Bingbing it is. Pretty sure I got the other two right, though. Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Sweet and Spicy Carmelized Onion BBQ Grilled Cheese Sandwich: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:12 AM (9gDA7) 2
And BOOM goes the dynamite.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:13 AM (9gDA7) 3
The woman mystery guest is no doubt the third ex-Mrs. Wolfus Aurelius. (I love fair skin, black hair, and blue eyes. But then, who doesn't.)
No idea who either one is. Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at October 07, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:14 AM (Ki5SV) 5
Top 10?
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 07, 2019 11:14 AM (76Hj0) 6
That sandwich photo looks like what Han pushed Luke into to keep him warm.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 07, 2019 11:15 AM (E+OcO) 7
In early.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 11:16 AM (WkmoA) 8
That sandwich looks awesome!
Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 07, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF) 9
Amy Shumer is the new whistleblower. She will read the transcripts into the record as her own recollections. DNC credibility: restored.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2019 11:16 AM (aKxkI) 10
Willowed:
1 So, anyone know what this new "whistle blower" has? ******* An inflated sense of self importance and misdirected righteous indignation? Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:16 AM (mvenn) 11
In pics 2 and 3, the guy mystery guest looks a LOT like Clint Eastwood back when he did Rawhide. Is he Clint's son?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq) 12
Onions seem like a good way to ruin a grilled cheese sammich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/) 13
I blew the whistle? Because there was whistleblowing to do? And it's imprrrrrrinted in my hippocampus?
Posted by: Whistleblowerrrrrr at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (RD7QR) 14
No enough grease on that sandwich.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (yRAFu) 15
So does the new whistle blower have beach friends?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr) 16
Yep. I'm hungry now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (HaL55) 17
12 Onions seem like a good way to ruin a grilled cheese sammich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/) It's a grilled onion sandwich, with cheese. Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (g5NxQ) 18
sammich is a better pig pic than art thread.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (WkmoA) 19
The dude is one of the Eastwood boys. Scott?
Lady is familiar, but drawing a blank. Very pretty eyes, though. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (x8Wzq) 20
12 Onions seem like a good way to ruin a grilled cheese sammich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/) It's a grilled onion sandwich, with cheese. ---------- Replace onion with ham and you have Heaven Posted by: SH at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (sX1BW) 21
That's Katy-Kat big shoots. Figure it out.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (/ZYFC) 22
Lindsey Lohan
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (EJMo6) 23
I dreamed I had a smoke house. I woke up wet.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (yRAFu) 24
Yep, Eastwood's son and daughter. Don't ask me their names though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 07, 2019 11:18 AM (a21XF) 25
Add some bacon to that cheese and onions and I'm all over it.
Someone get the pig from the last thread and slaughter it, post haste. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (9gDA7) 26
11 In pics 2 and 3, the guy mystery guest looks a LOT like Clint Eastwood back when he did Rawhide. Is he Clint's son?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq) ( *cough* )yes( *cough* ) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (moxby) 27
The mystery woman looks best as a blond in my opinion... The other looks are too severe
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (O2RFr) 28
She's a definite cutie-pie, but I have no clue who she could be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (HaL55) 29
read the content - paid for it
Posted by: fox at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (hdFyL) 30
Those are some seriously captivating eyes on that young lady.
Guessing the dude is Zach Effron but really have no idea as to either of them. Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (77WPm) 31
Morning! Bacon sammiches for all!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (so+oy) 32
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH) 33
In pics 2 and 3, the guy mystery guest looks a LOT like Clint Eastwood back when he did Rawhide. Is he Clint's son?
The eyes, I see what you mean. Has to be. Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (aKxkI) 34
Back from the cabin, chores done, wood cut. Deer stands ready, 3 grouse were roasted with some potatoes and onions, delicious! I would have cooked them over the fire but it rained all damn day Sat. So nice to get away from "civilization" for a few days. Now I get to unbury at work, yea! This deep state shit is like a really bad novel. Twas nice to get away from the depressing state of the state.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (0W3mK) 35
The mystery woman looks best as a blond in my opinion... The other looks are too severe
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:19 AM (O2RFr) Huh. I prefer the brunette look. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (x8Wzq) Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn) 37
Has anyone yet 'discovered' why that woman had 24 pipe bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (bzW9C) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (kgih7) 39
The only thing I've seen the Eastwood boy in was some really shitty horror movie.
Seems like he'd a had a better career opportunity than that. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (9gDA7) 40
Scott Eastwood and pretty lady
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH) 41
Francesca and Scott Eastwood
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (so+oy) 42
39 The only thing I've seen the Eastwood boy in was some really shitty horror movie.
Seems like he'd a had a better career opportunity than that. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (9gDA7) ========= He was also in the Pacific Rim sequel. Which was terrible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH) 43
Ethel Merman?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (GPKDB) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (kgih7) 46
One the Eastwood boys was in Gran Torino. Played a local hood.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (yRAFu) 47
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (arJlL) 48
Who Dis? Irene Ryan and Wink Martindale.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (IttZ7) 49
Before long the Dems will roll out Father Guido Sarducci as a whistleblower. After all, who's gonna call BS on a man of the cloth?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa) 50
>>Those are some seriously captivating eyes on that young lady.
Blowjob Eyes. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (kgih7) I, uh, err, need a minute... Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (77WPm) 51
I saw Christine Doctor Ford open for the Beach Boys at the Playground Pier in '69.
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (96scd) 52
Who Dis dude has an oddly configured antitragus.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn) So, cancer? Posted by: DR.WTF at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (aS1PU) 53
37 Has anyone yet 'discovered' why that woman had 24 pipe bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (bzW9C) -------- Redundancy? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (GPKDB) 54
Joan Collins, indicitive of me not having a clue. As usual
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (T9rmq) 55
49 Before long the Dems will roll out Father Guido Sarducci as a whistleblower. After all, who's gonna call BS on a man of the cloth?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa) ========= Will he ever get his head back right, though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o94LScznlmY Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH) 56
Does anyone really like Will Smith movies? After watching the trailers for Gemini Man that question popped into my head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (yRAFu) 57
On a whim, I added caramelized onions to my bacon and bleu burger last evening. Dee. Lish.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (dfRN6) Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (TdMsT) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (kgih7) 60
41 Francesca and Scott Eastwood
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (so+oy) Yes! You're the first to get their names correctly. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (moxby) 61
Blonde, brunette, redhead. Time to check the carpet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (N39Ws) 62
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Internationale Beinghood of Prii Drivers with "Beto for Senate" bumperstickers, Austin Local #36 at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (DMUuz) 63
Clint Eastwood's son.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (NqZ29) 64
I would tell Francesca of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT) 65
57 On a whim, I added caramelized onions to my bacon and bleu burger last evening.
--------- GET. OUTTA HERE!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (GPKDB) Posted by: JackStraw Marley at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S) 67
56 Does anyone really like Will Smith movies? After watching the trailers for Gemini Man that question popped into my head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (yRAFu) ========== He's one of two people who could still possibly called a movie star (the other is Tom Cruise). Everyone else is tied to properties that elevate them more than anything else. Although, Smith's star has diminished over the last few years, probably starting with After Earth. But there was a time when Hitch was a big hit, and he had the first two Bad Boys movies, Independence Day, and even Ali where he got legit credit for his chops. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (q80AH) 68
This one time at the fraternity, my frat brothers pressed my exposed penis into the willing hands of a female guest. True story.
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (2Mnv1) 69
Has anyone yet 'discovered' why that woman had 24 pipe bombs?
- She confessed that she was going to use them to kill people but she didn't say, or it wasn't reported, who or why. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru) 70
I think it was one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboots.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (9gDA7) 71
I dated an italian exchange student named Francesca when I was in HS.
There's no slut like an Italian slut. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:24 AM (kgih7) 72
Twas nice to get away from the depressing state of the state.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (0W3mK) ----------- Just in time for a Game 3 beatdown. Hope I'm wrong. Thought about selling and making them earn one but the secondary market collapsed after game 2. Should be a nice night out anyways. Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (/ZYFC) 73
Is whistleblowing anything like tooting one's own horn? If so, that requires a fair amount of flexibility.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (mvenn) 74
I remember him from his role in Gran Torino as the pussy white boy.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (NqZ29) 75
In B4 100?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk) 76
Blonde, brunette, redhead. Time to check the carpet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM Good luck with that. Posted by: Hardwoodians at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (DMUuz) 77
He was also in the Pacific Rim sequel.
Which was terrible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH) Saw him in the Fate of the Furious, playing Kurt Russell's sidekick. He did an adequate job. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (moxby) 78
Obviously the woman can change her appearance at will so I am guessing she must be one of those evil shape-changing Jews. And, obviously, she chose a pretty nice shape to change into!
And the guy is way, way better looking than me so I am going to guess evil shape changing Jew as well. Posted by: JB1000 at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (jSar8) 79
I don't who they are. But I'll guess "people who will be murdered by the Clintons." It happens to everyone eventually. You're born, you live, you breed, and then you get murdered by Hillary. It's the circle of life. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (AzW6q) 80
Fransesca was engaged to the guy who took the Kathy Griffith Trump head photo.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (NqZ29) 81
This Francesca or Francesca Annis?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (bzW9C) 82
From last thread...
Joker is phenomenal on so many different levels, raw film making, cinematography, story and acting by both Joaquin Phoneix, who should win the Oscar going away, and also the supporting actors. There are some elements of the story that reminded me of Jacobs ladder and the Thin Red Line. I would highly recommend everyone see it in a theater and soon before it gets spoiled by people revealing it. Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (tJHro) 83
77 Saw him in the Fate of the Furious, playing Kurt Russell's sidekick. He did an adequate job.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (moxby) ========= He seems like a perfectly nice charming young man. He's just chasing big budget work and terrible scripts for some reason. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH) Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (9gDA7) 85
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Internationale Beinghood of Prii Drivers with "Beto for Senate" bumperstickers, Austin Local #36 at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (DMUuz) Picture a red VW bug (newer version) with a rainbow "BETO!" paired with a "Make America Not Embarrasing Again" bumper-stickers. CT plates, driven by a young-ish, thin-ish woman with a very butch haircut. They are very confused, across the board. Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (77WPm) 86
>And the guy is way, way better looking than me so I am going to guess evil shape changing Jew as well.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (jSar Yes, the JB2000 model is far more attractive. Posted by: Muad'dib at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (sjdRT) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (kgih7) 88
BTW, I saw left-handed Lithuanian Midgets Who Enjoyed Eating Pickles While Wearing Pink Frilly Dresses open for They Might Be Giants at Wolf Trap.
Hell of a show. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (dfRN6) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (HaL55) 90
Blonde, brunette, redhead. Time to check the carpet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2019 11:23 AM (N39Ws) You're assuming there exists one to be checked. Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (77WPm) 91
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (bzW9C)
Woman with 24 pipe bombs? Between drive time and helping Inspector pack to get moved here I was pretty much off-line for nearly a week and missed a lot of news. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (uquGJ) 92
As I said in the AM thread, the transcript has been released for the world to read, the only thing a 2nd "Whistle Blower" add is more hot air and very little else.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (tJHro) 93
An audience at a Long Beach theater in California decided to leave their screening of "Joker" Saturday night after a man was acting suspiciously. According to the Long Beach Post, police say an adult male walked to the front of the theater while wearing a backpack. The subject looked at the crowd, causing people to fear he was in possession of a weapon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (aKsyK) 94
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Before long the Dems will roll out Father Guido Sarducci as a whistleblower. After all, who's gonna call BS on a man of the cloth? Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa) ________ "I'm tanned, rested, available, and ready!" -- The wronged Reverend Jeremiah Wright Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (96scd) 95
Saw him in the Fate of the Furious, playing Kurt Russell's sidekick. He did an adequate job. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:25 AM (moxby) I thought that was Sylvester Stallone and the movie was Tango and Cash.... Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (9gDA7) 96
Not gonna be a 3 game sweep. Twins win tonight b/c I'm taking tomorrow off to recuperate.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (T9rmq) 97
Before long the Dems will roll out Father Guido Sarducci as a
whistleblower. After all, who's gonna call BS on a man of the cloth? Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa) Is he still with us? Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (9gDA7) 98
The guy is a hottie! Clint's son, yes? Yummy.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu) 99
From last thread...
Joker is phenomenal on so many different levels, raw film making, cinematography, story and acting by both Joaquin Phoneix, who should win the Oscar going away, and also the supporting actors. There are some elements of the story that reminded me of Jacobs ladder and the Thin Red Line. I would highly recommend everyone see it in a theater and soon before it gets spoiled by people revealing it. Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:26 AM (tJHro) **shrugs** Good on anyone who enjoys it, but Joker is not a movie that I have any interest in seeing. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (Ki5SV) 100
Breaking: Ilhan Omar Files For Divorce
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru) 101
>>Before long the Dems will roll out Father Guido Sarducci as a whistleblower.
The Lazlo Letters were all about Trump trying to use his office to impact the election! Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (kgih7) 102
They keep saying "whistle blower" but there is no whistle blower. The first met with Schiff and used lawyers to concoct a story based on vapors.
The second (through tenth?) has not appeared. It is not whistle blowing when the conversation is already made public. So the people don't deserve any special protections. But this is all a Narrative built by DeepState, colluding across several agencies. Also, I keep hearing, the whistle blower status is for blowing a whistle on others in the IC, and it doesn't apply to POTUS doing his job. The Levin interview with Robert Ray is good. Separation of powers means congressional oversight/impeachment is only for serious crimes and misdemeanors (which the left is trying to manufacture via false narrative). Oversight does not make them boss over the executive, with ability to order transcripts of every phone call. youtube.com/watch?v=tWJTJcVF5mw Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (Cus5s) 103
SO Radcliffe this weekend said that FISA report will be out in 2 weeks.
I sincerely hope Trump and his DC defenders realize that the one way that Dem's are beating them is that they are pushing events and stories; they're not sitting back and waiting for things to happen, they're making them happen. Trump's operational tempo needs to get somewhere above zero. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J) 104
I've heard Brad Thor voice support for Scott Eastwood to play Scot Harvath (protagonist of his thriller novel series). Not sure what the status of those movies is though.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (N4xQB) Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (TOD+M) 106
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Good on anyone who enjoys it, but Joker is not a movie that I have any interest in seeing. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (Ki5SV) ========= There are much better serious movies out there. And Joker really, really, wants to be taken seriously. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH) 107
98 The guy is a hottie! Clint's son, yes? Yummy.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu) You are female, correct? Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs) 108
Clint Eastwood's son Scott
Amanda Seyfried????? Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh) 109
An audience at a Long Beach theater in California
decided to leave their screening of "Joker" Saturday night after a man was acting suspiciously. According to the Long Beach Post, police say an adult male walked to the front of the theater while wearing a backpack. The subject looked at the crowd, causing people to fear he was in possession of a weapon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (aKsyK) He then proceeded to the center seat in the center aisle of the theater, sat, pulled probably $100 of snacks out of his backpack and enjoyed the movie with nobody within 3-seats of him. Just a guess. Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (77WPm) Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (a0IVu) 111
100 Breaking: Ilhan Omar Files For Divorce
---------------- I thought all it took was for the guy to say, I divorce you three times. Where do these Somali girls get these ideas from? They need to learn their place. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (yRAFu) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (kgih7) 113
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2019 11:20 AM (bzW9C)
Woman with 24 pipe bombs? Between drive time and helping Inspector pack to get moved here I was pretty much off-line for nearly a week and missed a lot of news. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 07, 2019 11:27 AM (uquGJ) And she really really really wanted a real gun. She satisfied her urge by buying a shit load of air guns. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (NqZ29) 114
A gentle reminder, Horde, that the much beloved and revered Swedish Bikini Team was, in fact, composed of red-blooded American models.
MAGA! Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (DMUuz) 115
SO Radcliffe this weekend said that FISA report will be out in 2 weeks.
I sincerely hope Trump and his DC defenders realize that the one way that Dem's are beating them is that they are pushing events and stories; they're not sitting back and waiting for things to happen, they're making them happen. Trump's operational tempo needs to get somewhere above zero. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J) Super, so we're back to #TwoWeeks Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (77WPm) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (+y/Ru) 117
>>The Lazlo Letters were all about Trump trying to use his office to impact the election!
Oh, that was a funny book! Back when you had to use snail-mail to contact people and corporations.. . Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh) 118
Isn't crying Climate Change Girl and Autistic Swede the same thing?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (FiUMj) 119
116 Kamala Harris Tells Reporter to 'Leave Joe Biden Alone And Focus On Trump
- Seems fair. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (+y/Ru) ========== She knows she's not going to win, and she's hoping for a cabinet spot in Biden's administration. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (q80AH) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (kgih7) 121
Does anyone really like Will Smith movies? After watching the trailers for Gemini Man that question popped into my head.
I liked I, Robot. It's also good to see (or rather, hear) Alan Tudyk getting work. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (HaL55) 122
The guy is a hottie! Clint's son, yes? Yummy.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu) You are female, correct? Posted by: Insomniac Careful, IC. Insom wants to give you a physical. Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL) Posted by: #TwoWeeks at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj) 124
110 You are female, correct?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs) hah..yes Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (a0IVu) Just checking. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs) 125
Did the dodgers win yet? My new ritual is not to watch anymore in hope that I will be spared devastating depression again.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (56NPE) 126
Trump's operational tempo needs to get
somewhere above zero. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J) Super, so we're back to #TwoWeeks Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (77WPm) ----------- Someone will come forward with new information and boom...another delay Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (/ZYFC) 127
After 1205 today no work done here in Houston!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v) 128
>>I sincerely hope Trump and his DC defenders realize that the one way that Dem's are beating them is that they are pushing events and stories; they're not sitting back and waiting for things to happen, they're making them happen. Trump's operational tempo needs to get somewhere above zero.
What do you suppose the odds are that he knows exactly what he's doing? He's been toying with them for a long time. I suspect he's been waiting for this moment longer than we have. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (ZLI7S) 129
Isn't crying Climate Change Girl and Autistic Swede the same thing?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (FiUMj) === No but they are both actresses. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (pw+jk) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (kgih7) 131
122 The guy is a hottie! Clint's son, yes? Yummy.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu) You are female, correct? Posted by: Insomniac Careful, IC. Insom wants to give you a physical. Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL) These are the days of trust but verify. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs) 132
Breaking: Ilhan Omar Files For Divorce
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru) Who is she divorcing this time? I thought she'd already divorced all the guys she was married to. Was there another? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (uquGJ) 133
The tweet by President Donald Trump didn't live long, but it paid dividends for Canadian rock band Nickelback. Billboard, citing Nielsen Music, reports that streams and sales for Nickelback's "Photograph" got a huge boost after Trump tweeted a brief clip of the song as at dig a former Vice President Joe Biden. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (aKsyK) 134
108 Clint Eastwood's son Scott
Amanda Seyfried????? Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh) You are 50% correct. ( *adds Amanda Seyfried to 'potential who dis list' *) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (moxby) 135
Have we already blasted the NBA or are we waiting for a dedicated post on that?
Posted by: SH at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (sX1BW) 136
They guy is Scott Eastwood.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (cHbIE) 137
They are children of Clint Eastwood - Francesca and Scott. I've only seen Scott once in the dreadful movie Diablo.
Posted by: Oggi at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (Bk5Q+) 138
Hippie Swedish chick > Scoldilocks
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs) 139
How about those Redskins!
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (yRAFu) 140
"somewhere, somehow, the Democrats would be able to dig one up"
Somewhere? Somehow? Hell, that's pretty much their entire constituency, now. Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (T3K6c) 141
Big-ass freakout on Twitter about the Syria pullout policy. I'm not informed enough to hold an opinion but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody on Twitter.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR) 142
These are the days of trust but verify.
Posted by: Insomniac How can ya NOT know that IC is a dame ? Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL) 143
Kamala Harris Tells Reporter to 'Leave Joe Biden Alone And Focus On Trump
- Seems fair. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:31 AM (+y/Ru) Yes. Far be it for news people to report on the ACTUAL news, they're supposed to be biased against the Republicans and Trump. GFY, cuunt. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (9gDA7) 144
F'n work getting in the way of HQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (cHbIE) 145
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (GPKDB) Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (FiUMj) 147
Insom wants to give you a physical.
Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL) These are the days of trust but verify. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs) A better answer - I am a woman, biologically, and also identify as such. such are the times we live in. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (a0IVu) 148
139 How about those Redskins!
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (yRAFu) [Sighs] 10 years and nearly that many coaches. Too bad the owner can't fire himself. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (dfRN6) 150
>>Big-ass freakout on Twitter about the Syria pullout policy.
I am not a fan of us abandoning the Kurds. We should be fighting alongside them and destroying the Turkish Military. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (kgih7) 151
I went and read spoilers for Joker, since I know I'm not going to see it. I don't think it's letting much go to say, at the end it looks like he ends up the head of some movement. (it's always been implied that Joker had followers)
So, in this view, I guess Batman isn't some Caped Crusader, he's just an enforcer for the wealthy hierarchy. What if you had a superhero, who only went after black gang lords in Chicago? Would he have to wear a KKK hood? Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J) 152
141 Big-ass freakout on Twitter about the Syria pullout policy. I'm not informed enough to hold an opinion but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody on Twitter.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR) ___ It's easy. Trump said X, therefore X is worse than Hitler. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (FiUMj) 153
I heard Nickelback's attorneys filed a DMCA takedown notice to @SimpleJack for the "Photograph" tweets...
So their asshattery evidently paid off in moar streaming $$$. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55) 155
"until finally they had Kavanaugh as the captain of a pirate ship doing rape runs up and down the eastern seaboard in between celebratory keggers"
Well-crafted, sir. Very well-crafted. Posted by: Scott M at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (RSbHZ) 156
The odds both ALDS series will end in a sweep is probably far better than either of the down 0-2 teams extending them, but if I had to bet on 1 extending their series it would be the Rays only because I can easily see NY smacking Odorizzi around worse than they smacked-around, well, just about everyone in games 1 and 2.
Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (77WPm) 157
Careful, IC.
Insom wants to give you a physical. Posted by: JT at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL) Uh oh. Don't tell Nurse......She'll pounce in a completely different manner. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (9gDA7) 158
Dodgers looked good last night (once they got it going) but I still think this series is going to come down to game 5.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (a0IVu) 159
There are much better serious movies out there. And Joker really, really, wants to be taken seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH) I saw an article the other day that mentioned Alan Moore was sorry for The Killing Joke, saying that he put too much emotional weight on a character that was never designed to take it. The article was making the point that the "best" Joker was Cesar Romero, because of his over-the-top scene stealing. And I need to e-mail you, because I am stuck in an awful funk and don't think I can get Haxan done. Half of me wants to swear off the bottle forever and the other half wishes I could crawl in one and be done with it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (Ki5SV) 160
Astros and Yankees are going to sweep the series.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (a0IVu) Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (tJHro) 162
Hair dye .. how does it work. That's Clint's boy! He does identify as a man, right?
Posted by: Paladin at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (GsJMP) 163
>>Dodgers looked good last night (
Why doesn't anyone quick pitch Justin Turner? He can't hit shit without the leg kick. Mix up your fucking deliveries! Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (kgih7) 164
Uh oh.
Don't tell Nurse......She'll pounce in a completely different manner. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (9gDA7) Seriously..Nurse gives me a pouncing and I'm dead meat. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (a0IVu) 165
These are the days of trust but verify.
****** These are the days of miracles and wonder This is the long distance call. Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (mvenn) 166
So many hoaxes, so little time.
Although Child of Corn not really a hoax. She is more of a spokes-child for a hoax. She is actually quite sincere in her delusions. Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (MxEKc) 167
MuhBeisbol?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (FiUMj) 168
A better answer - I am a woman, biologically, and also identify as such.
such are the times we live in. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM Well, yeah, for now. What are your current personal pronouns? And if one is pronoun, are they antiverb? Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (DMUuz) Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (ZLI7S) 170
You are 50% correct.
( *adds Amanda Seyfried to 'potential who dis list' *) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:33 AM (moxby) During a really slow night watch on my Navy ship, I played host to a "Rachel McAdams vs. Amanda Seyfried" debate. The former won soundly, but that really shouldn't be taken as a knock on the latter. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (N4xQB) 171
I went and read spoilers for Joker, since I know I'm not going to see it. I don't think it's letting much go to say, at the end it looks like he ends up the head of some movement. (it's always been implied that Joker had followers) So, in this view, I guess Batman isn't some Caped Crusader, he's just an enforcer for the wealthy hierarchy. What if you had a superhero, who only went after black gang lords in Chicago? Would he have to wear a KKK hood? Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J) ------ It's an H'wood movie. If it has a message, it won't be an interesting one. They're creatively empty, and politically straitjacketed. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (AzW6q) 172
Big-ass freakout on Twitter about the Syria pullout policy.
I am not a fan of us abandoning the Kurds. We should be fighting alongside them and destroying the Turkish Military. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:35 AM --- Uh we have an actual treaty with Turkey, they are part of NATO. Not a good idea to go blow up your "Allies" even if they deserve it. As far as abandoning the Kurds, we can't stay there forever. And we have zero interests in Syria. It's not our fight and we need to leave and let them sort it all out. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (JUOKG) 173
These are the days of miracles and wonder This is the long distance call. Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (mvenn) don't cry baby, don't cry. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J) 174
159
And I need to e-mail you, because I am stuck in an awful funk and don't think I can get Haxan done. Half of me wants to swear off the bottle forever and the other half wishes I could crawl in one and be done with it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (Ki5SV) ======== Let me know. I would have imagined a silent film about witchcraft and delving deeply into its depths would be pick me up! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (q80AH) 175
Seriously..Nurse gives me a pouncing and I'm dead meat.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (a0IVu)p CATFIGHT! Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (9VeU0) 176
Well, yeah, for now. What are your current personal pronouns?
And if one is pronoun, are they antiverb? Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (DMUuz) I'm quite partial to 'Your Highness'.. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (a0IVu) 177
The odds both ALDS series will end in a sweep is probably far better than either of the down 0-2 teams extending them, but if I had to bet on 1 extending their series it would be the Rays only because I can easily see NY smacking Odorizzi around worse than they smacked-around, well, just about everyone in games 1 and 2.
Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM (77WPm) ----------- It was a fun run this year but holy shit is this scene familiar - and with worse pitching than the previous three and outs. Posted by: jhawk90 at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (/ZYFC) 178
NBA leaders doing the ritual kowtow to China. absolutely disgusting. the big sports franchises won't show such respect to our flag.
may be that is the solution. hand over the nuclear codes to Emperor Xi and see how far Black Lives Matter lasts under Chung Kuo. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (dHWbS) 179
You know, the Democrats are getting hoarse from crying "Wolf!" all the
time that if Trump actually DOES something indictable, such as murdering someone on 5th Avenue, his voters will just call it another Democrat-induced hoax and ignore it. At this point, I probably would as well. Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (SH7Tr) 180
I am not a fan of us abandoning the Kurds.
We should be fighting alongside them and destroying the Turkish Military. This is a difficult situation.. The Turks are part of NATO for some stupid reason thus we would be fighting an "ally" Yeah I know the Kurds are allies too.. I think Trump wants to step back and see what the Euroweenies will do. Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr) 181
I bet that Juicy Smole Yay has blown some whistles in his time. Maybe Schiff could hire him to bring a little credibility to his operation.
Posted by: Chad Dudeski at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (RZqEh) 182
First Squawk @FirstSquawk
9s TRUMP SAYS IF TURKEY DOES ANYTHING HE CONSIDERS 'OFF-LIMITS,' HE WILL 'TOTALLY DESTROY AND OBLITERATE THE ECONOMY OF TURKEY' Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId) 183
Clint has another son, Kyle, who plays jazz bass.
Quite well, I hear. Posted by: navybrat at large at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (w7KSn) 184
During a really slow night watch on my Navy ship, I played host to a "Rachel McAdams vs. Amanda Seyfried" debate. The former won soundly, but that really shouldn't be taken as a knock on the latter.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 11:38 AM (N4xQB) McAdams is a big girl. Cankle big. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (NqZ29) 185
TRUMP SAYS IF TURKEY DOES ANYTHING HE CONSIDERS 'OFF-LIMITS,' HE WILL 'TOTALLY DESTROY AND OBLITERATE THE ECONOMY OF TURKEY'
And he would Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr) 186
Perhaps, just perhaps, what is going on is NOT that we are standing aside so that Turkey can have its way with the Kurds, but rather so the Kurds can have their way with the Turks?
Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (9VeU0) 187
>>Uh we have an actual treaty with Turkey, they are part of NATO. Not a good idea to go blow up your "Allies" even if they deserve it.
We HAD a treaty with Turkey. Then they went back to being a Islamic State. Fuck them. The Kurds are also allies. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (kgih7) 188
@150
Um, Destroying Turkey's military would be an attack on a NATO country, which would be alright with me as I think NATO is a joke but that would be problematic. A better course would be for NATO to scrounge up 2000 troops from it's 1.5 million man army to replace the American presence. We'll even leave the light on for them. Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (tJHro) 189
Kevin Corke @kevincorke
now #update NY district attorney's office will not be getting President Trump's tax returns today. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals grants reprieve. Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId) 190
I think the lovely lady is Uma Thurman.
Posted by: Boone at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (HBuMf) 191
and see what the Euroweenies will do.
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM Euroweenies gonna Euroweenie. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (DMUuz) 192
TRUMP SAYS IF TURKEY DOES ANYTHING HE CONSIDERS 'OFF-LIMITS,' HE WILL 'TOTALLY DESTROY AND OBLITERATE THE ECONOMY OF TURKEY'
-------- And the world will know the Turks no more. Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (GPKDB) 193
When Turkey invades the Kurds, then can we kick them out of NATO?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (56NPE) Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr) 195
Seriously..Nurse gives me a pouncing and I'm dead meat.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (a0IVu) It's an ass whippin I'd likely take, as long as she's wearing the right outfit at the time. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (9gDA7) 196
The Dims are ripe for getting p'wnd here. Somebody walks in with a WH badge, says they have first hand knowledge of the call, the Dims go all in and the guy's a Trump plant.
Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (B7KlG) 197
Willowed: Saw Joker. Phoenix's performance is phenomenal.
(No spoilers) I thought it was a very good film, with nicely done shorthand to Scorsese's King of Comedy and Taxi Driver. With Scorsese in the background, it's hard to know how much of this movie might have been him taking the handlebars, but if it's all Phillips, then the heretofore gross-out-comedy director is really hitting full stride. I don't think there is anything to fear from this movie, as long as you don't shy away from gritty. I read a quote from Phillips who said that if you can't tell that Joker is the bad guy by the end of the movie, that says something about you. And the final scene clinches it. We can feel some amount of sympathy for Arthur through most of the movie. He certainly is a victim through some of it. But as he begins to get what he sees as "control" of his life, he loses us as he cares more about how big an effect he can have. What I noted at the end of the movie is that while the more comic book-style movies are violating comic traditions all over the place, the gritty and realistic Joker actually resolves itself, rather affirming some comic cannon. Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (DuZls) 198
NBA leaders doing the ritual kowtow to China. absolutely disgusting. the big sports franchises won't show such respect to our flag.
may be that is the solution. hand over the nuclear codes to Emperor Xi and see how far Black Lives Matter lasts under Chung Kuo. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (dHWbS) If they only realized how racist they are regard to black people. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (NqZ29) 199
Hot Swedish blondes went out with the Saab. They're mostly angry feminists or depressive slobs who don't care about their looks.
For the hot blondes, look to Russia and the other former Iron Curtain countries. They comprise a high percentage of my ONT Compliance Pics Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (qAR6u) 200
Every $1 you spend on NFL, NBA of MLB stuff (including giving they eyeballs on TV) is $1 given to people who hate you.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (FiUMj) 201
>>First Squawk @FirstSquawk
9s TRUMP SAYS IF TURKEY DOES ANYTHING HE CONSIDERS 'OFF-LIMITS,' HE WILL 'TOTALLY DESTROY AND OBLITERATE THE ECONOMY OF TURKEY' He also turned over our ISIS prisoners to Turkey, right? Any of the usual human rights activists complaining about that? Gotta give Trump credit for thinking outside of the box - he doesn't do what is predictable/what the DC "conventional wisdom" dictates he *must* do. Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh) 202
"Dr. Watson, I presume?"
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (SH7Tr) 203
We HAD a treaty with Turkey.
Then they went back to being a Islamic State. Fuck them. The Kurds are also allies. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM --- Yep but we can't stay there forever. That's the only other choice because we are not going to carpet bomb Turkey over the Kurds. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (JUOKG) 204
Trumps unprecedented attempts at peace and nuclear disarming of N Korea and the reduction of troops in the ME will not win him the Nobel Prize.
When they announce at the end of the week, remember what a fraudulent leftwing organization they are. Posted by: Ha at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (B/g/o) 205
Rachel McAdams has cankles? She was pretty hot in Doctor Strange and the Sherlock Homes remakes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (RD7QR) 206
LOl.. So the media got all hysterical about Perry leaving and he says.. No I'm not...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr) 207
The problem with that part of Syria - the Kurds control it loosely right now, but there are still lots of pockers of other fighters. The Syrians also want to control it, but their Army can barely hold Damascus. The Iranians want to control it. The Russians want to control it. The Turks want to control it. And we've put a few hundred guys in the middle of all them, on the idea we can make them all act nice.
I feel great pity for Kurds there, but it's a forever war. They need to cut a deal with the Turks or the Russians. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J) 208
205 Rachel McAdams has cankles? She was pretty hot in Doctor Strange and the Sherlock Homes remakes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (RD7QR) ======== She has a weird face. Amanda Seyfried for the win. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (q80AH) 209
When they announce at the end of the week, remember what a fraudulent leftwing organization they are.
Oh it's gonna be St. Greta Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr) 210
Drudge is awful fast to declare in big red letters that a clinton judge ruled he must turn over tax returns but is real slow to mention a new Federal Stay
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (cEsBM) 211
199 Hot Swedish blondes went out with the Saab
___ Heh. That's so well stated. Real SAABs went away in 1989 when GM bought the company, spit! Then Saab went away completely when Obama forced GM to get rid of it in 2009. Double spit. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (FiUMj) 212
162 Hair dye .. how does it work. That's Clint's boy! He does identify as a man, right?
Posted by: Paladin at October 07, 2019 11:37 AM (GsJMP) Oh, I think he does. The main photo came from an 'Us' magazine article about him where he talked about how great it was to bang many, many women. I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (moxby) 213
You owe me a new keyboard for the blowsy ford pic.
Posted by: a life spent waiting on the potatoes at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (Bf3hj) 214
If they only realized how racist they are regard to black people. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:42 AM (NqZ29) -------- Nope. They've been told America is the most racist nation on Earth, and they believe it. Those multimillion dollar contracts are like shackles on their hands and feet, see? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (GPKDB) 215
>>Yep but we can't stay there forever. That's the only other choice because we are not going to carpet bomb Turkey over the Kurds.
Why not? We're still in Germany and Japan. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (kgih7) 216
WHO DIS? :
That's a MAN BABY and the guy is me this morning after drunken evening. Vagina Lollabridgida-Smith and Trump in his 90's. Posted by: saf at October 07, 2019 11:45 AM (5IHGB) 217
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (dHWbS)
Did they literally kowtow? I assumed you were being figurative. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 07, 2019 11:45 AM (uquGJ) 218
For the hot blondes, look to Russia and the other former Iron Curtain
countries. They comprise a high percentage of my ONT Compliance Pic. Hey. We did what we could in the short time we had. Posted by: Wehrmacht 1941 - 1944 at October 07, 2019 11:45 AM (gmo/4) 219
210 Drudge is awful fast to declare in big red letters that a clinton judge ruled he must turn over tax returns but is real slow to mention a new Federal Stay
When I first heard, I stupidly went there.. That's not all.. Stories of the whistle blower really having the goods on Trump and polls that are bad for Trump.. That's it no more checking there Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr) 220
Conscience demanded that we inform Dr. Babyvoice of the President's crimes with regard to Ukraine. His boofing of America must end. Posted by: White House Beach Friends at October 07, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q) 221
FYI: Explanation for what happened to Drudge (spoiler alert: it includes google):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ho4jw2 Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh) 222
This is a difficult situation.. The Turks are part
of NATO for some stupid reason thus we would be fighting an "ally" Yeah I know the Kurds are allies too.. I think Trump wants to step back and see what the Euroweenies will do. Posted by: It's me donna Since they lack a functional military, what exactly CAN the Euroweenies do? Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (T6t7i) 223
Yep but we can't stay there forever. That's the only other choice because we are not going to carpet bomb Turkey over the Kurds.
Why not? We're still in Germany and Japan. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM --- We are still in Japan because we have interests in that area and we have two great big bases right next door to China and NK. As far as Germany goes, we don't have much left there any longer and I suspect in the next few decades our presence will dwindle to practically nothing. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (JUOKG) 224
The Turks are part of NATO for some stupid reason.
The Great Game, the Russians really want the Straits. Gives them warm water access, liberates Constantinoble because of the Orthodox thing, and (less important now) kept Southern flank engaged. Remember Turkey AND Iran were strong US allies back then. Gave us bases and listening posts all along Soviet border. Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (B7KlG) 225
>>Yep but we can't stay there forever. That's
the only other choice because we are not going to carpet bomb Turkey over the Kurds. Why not? We're still in Germany and Japan. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (kgih7) Begs the question - why? Posted by: DocJ at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (77WPm) 226
190 I think the lovely lady is Uma Thurman.
Posted by: Boone at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (HBuMf) You are incorrect, sir. Try again. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (moxby) 227
I thought it was a very good film, with nicely done shorthand to Scorsese's King of Comedy and Taxi Driver.
I guess I missed something, but I thought Taxi Driver was a shit movie. Wasn't that with Dinero? I struggled to sit through it. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9gDA7) 228
What I noted at the end of the movie is that while the more comic
book-style movies are violating comic traditions all over the place, the gritty and realistic Joker actually resolves itself, rather affirming some comic cannon. I was surprised that the Bale-Batman flicks chose to take that character a bit more seriously, kinda sorta. Same with the James Blonde 007 Casino Royale. I liked them. Hollyweird's been playing Batman as bad parody for a long time. The new seriousness was a pleasant break. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55) 229
Word problems for the Current Year
1) (SJW edition) Two gay Civil War reenactors wish to have a themed wedding with a Confederate flag cake. The first baker, an African-American Christian, refuses. The second baker, a Syrian Muslim, also refuses. The couple sues both bakers. What is the correct outcome? 2) (Neocon edition) Explain, in your own words, how the Trump administration is dangerously weakening the NATO alliance, AND why it is necessary to support Kurdish conflicts against Turkey, a member of NATO. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (N4xQB) Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9VeU0) 231
You are incorrect, sir. Try again.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (moxby) Or, read the comments as it's been answered multiple times. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9gDA7) 232
Amanda Seyfried? I have no idea if I'm spelling that name correctly.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (rP4OC) 233
Eastwood Francesca?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (JFO2v) 234
>>I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks.
Yes, yes he does! The entertainment gossips mock him for being a frat-boy dude-bro because he is not woke, or fake humble, or anything that they now expect from male actors. Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh) 235
I wouldn't put a revolution/coup or separation of Western Turkey from the Anatolian highlands off the table.
Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (B7KlG) 236
I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (moxby) They'll be throwing their panties at him. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (a0IVu) 237
Amanda Seyfried is one of those chicks that alternately looks hot then weird then hot then weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs) 238
236 I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:44 AM (moxby) They'll be throwing their panties at him. Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (a0IVu) They have a vending machine for that now Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v) 239
I think the lovely lady is Uma Thurman.
Posted by: Boone at October 07, 2019 11:41 AM (HBuMf) You are incorrect, sir. Try again. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 11:46 AM (moxby) --- Uma Thurman? Posted by: Guy who just doesn't get it. at October 07, 2019 11:49 AM (DuZls) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:49 AM (kgih7) 241
Amanda Seyfried is one of those chicks that alternately looks hot then weird then hot then weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (NW She was the best and only good thing in Ted 2 . Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:50 AM (NqZ29) 242
237 Amanda Seyfried is one of those chicks that alternately looks hot then weird then hot then weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs) She veers between super hot and 'I'm going to cut up your shirts and boil your dog' Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:50 AM (a0IVu) 243
I am the whistleblower!
Posted by: John Dean's Reanimated Rotting Corpse at October 07, 2019 11:50 AM (vA4O3) 244
Oh, wow, it is Francesca Eastwood - good job whoever named her!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh) 245
They have a vending machine for that now
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v) I heard they were using a t-shirt canon now to make sure they could reach him from the cheap seats. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (9gDA7) 246
Lizzy, thanks for your links. They are excellent explanations of lots of the nonsense going on.
I wish more people read this blog. I would like to think we would have more sensible folks out there. Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (mFoNl) 247
We are still in Japan because we have interests in that area Don't we have interests everywhere? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (aKsyK) 248
>>This is a difficult situation.. The Turks are part
of NATO for some stupid reason thus we would be fighting an "ally" Yeah I know the Kurds are allies too.. I think Trump wants to step back and see what the Euroweenies will do. Turkey is part of NATO for the same reason Obama tried to shove Ukraine into NATO. The whole thing is a neocon belief that unless we take these countries on the border of the west the Red Menace will expand. Not one of these geniuses said "Hey, maybe we should just turn out energy sector loose and screw with the Russian economy and the Iranian economy and use one of our most potent weapons without firing a shot.". Do you know why Trump threatened to ruin the Turkish economy if they screw with the Kurds? Because he can. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (ZLI7S) 249
Word problems for the Current Year
1) (SJW edition) Two gay Civil War reenactors wish to have a themed wedding with a Confederate flag cake. The first baker, an African-American Christian, refuses. The second baker, a Syrian Muslim, also refuses. The couple sues both bakers. What is the correct outcome? 2) (Neocon edition) Explain, in your own words, how the Trump administration is dangerously weakening the NATO alliance, AND why it is necessary to support Kurdish conflicts against Turkey, a member of NATO. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (N4xQB) Brilliant. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig) 250
I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's
probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor He probably misses cuddling and long walks, though. Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (T6t7i) 251
If you have one "whistleblower" who claims Trumpian malfeasance during a phone call, and then Trump releases the transcript of that call and the guy on the other end also comes forward to say the call was thoroughly pedestrian, what does it matter if you line up two, five, or seven hundred "whistleblowers" to attribute hidden meanings to something that is crystal clear?
Posted by: red speck at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (nrC0n) 252
So did RBG show up and if she did, did she look spry?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (a0IVu) 253
I think the lovely lady is Uma Thurman.
Posted by: Boone You are incorrect, sir. Try again. Posted by: OregonMuse --- Uma Thurman? Posted by: Guy who just doesn't get it *snort Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (cHbIE) 254
I guess it's about time the Neocons start their own professional basketball league.
But seriously, since the NeverTrumpers have now conceded that outrage mobbing and calling for boycotting corporations is acceptable as a tactic in some instances, it really makes it clear that their previous disapproval of the tactic against various corporations that were attempting to silence "bad" conservative voices was simply because they agreed with the corporations that it was a good idea to silence the "bad" conservatives. Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (hdzef) 255
243 I am the whistleblower!
Posted by: John Dean's Reanimated Rotting Corpse at October 07, 2019 11:50 AM (vA4O3) [snaps double-barreled shotgun closed] Get back in the grave, ya weenie. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR) 256
245 They have a vending machine for that now
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v) I heard they were using a t-shirt canon now to make sure they could reach him from the cheap seats. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (9gDA7) panty canyon sound like urban dict for vag Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (JFO2v) 257
Yes, yes he does!
The entertainment gossips mock him for being a frat-boy dude-bro because he is not woke, or fake humble, or anything that they now expect from male actors. Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh) And doesn't have to drug or rape them like the rest of hollywood. Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (9gDA7) 258
ISIS is done as a military force and Trump has been saying he's going to bring our troops home for a while.
Let's take the W. As for Turkey getting in Syria's shit, well, let's see how that all turns out. Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (9VeU0) Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (kgih7) 260
The Bernie Heart Attack was covered the same way as
Islamic Terror. Lie lie lie about it until its "old news". Then let the truth come out when it will no longer shock, anger or affect people. We are dealing with Satanic forces. Posted by: ... at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (FZ0KH) Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (AQBtr) 262
What's the "NBA?"
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (9gDA7) 263
https://tinyurl.com/njp4b2d Posted by: White House Beach Friends at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q) 264
250 I thought, yeah, with his name and his looks, he's
probably got pretty girls lined up outside his door and down the street a couple of blocks. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor He probably misses cuddling and long walks, though. Posted by: pep at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (T6t7i) The gals want the cuddling and long walks from beta chump losers, not tall rich famous actors. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs) 265
252 So did RBG show up and if she did, did she look spry?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (a0IVu) I've got a feeling she's being careful about who sees her in public and where. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR) 266
francesca eastwood and scott eastwood, half sibs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (k4dH2) Posted by: Lt. Hurwitz at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (KQuMS) 268
>> thanks for your links. They are excellent explanations of lots of the nonsense going on.
No problem - I stumble over most of it, but happy to share! Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:53 AM (bDqIh) 269
252 So did RBG show up and if she did, did she look spry?
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:52 AM (a0IVu) sprinted to top of SC stairs did 50 one armed pushups and dick punched Chief Roberts as a joke Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2019 11:54 AM (JFO2v) 270
I feel so accomplished this morning. Read through the Morning Report headlines, looked at the pig, read the ape lecture content. Now I can go back to bed.
Sweet and Spicy Carmelized Onion BBQ Grilled Cheese Sandwich Yes, please. With a bowl of tomato soup. Posted by: mindful webworker - hungry like the woof at October 07, 2019 11:54 AM (ECLlc) 271
We can shout all we want that the whistleblower thing has blown up in their faces, but the wine moms and the walmart moms and the rest of the clueless undecideds and low info cretins have not heard the news.
Because the news is ORANGE MAN BAD 24/7 and the WHEELS ARE COMING OFF and OMG IMPEACH and TAX RETURNS and more. Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 07, 2019 11:54 AM (4ZE6o) 272
The only thing keeping RBG alive right now is...well, shit,
I'm not entirely convinced she's actually alive. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs) 273
I finally deleted the Drudge link from my homescreen. I don't want to even accidentally go there.
Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Ed8Zd) 274
I guess I missed something, but I thought Taxi Driver was a shit movie. Wasn't that with Dinero? I struggled to sit through it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9gDA7) **fistbump** IMO, a shitload of late-60s, mid-70s movies were contests as to who could have the most washed-out cinematography, the muddiest soundtrack and the most blatant "America is a shithole" message. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) 275
178 NBA leaders doing the ritual kowtow to China. absolutely disgusting. the big sports franchises won't show such respect to our flag. may be that is the solution. hand over the nuclear codes to Emperor Xi and see how far Black Lives Matter lasts under Chung Kuo. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 07, 2019 11:39 AM (dHWbS) Always follow the money. Posted by: Sooner at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Fs5vw) Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (AQBtr) 277
ISIS will be a military threat again if the current captives are released.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (NqZ29) 278
> We HAD a treaty with Turkey.
> Then they went back to being a Islamic State. It all depends on how thoroughly the legacy of Ataturk has been purged from their military. Throughout most of the 20th Century, Turkish history has played out like this: 1. Free elections. 2. Islamists win, impose Islamofascist dictatorship. 3. Military comes out of barracks, shoots Islamists. 4. Free elections. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (vA4O3) 279
>>I finally deleted the Drudge link from my homescreen. I don't want to even accidentally go there.
I did that for this place. It didn't work. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (kgih7) 280
IMO, a shitload of late-60s, mid-70s movies were contests as to who could have the most washed-out cinematography, the muddiest soundtrack and the most blatant "America is a shithole" message.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) To be fair, NYC at the time was in fact a shithole. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) 281
Don't tell Nurse......She'll pounce in a completely different manner.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:36 AM And that's not a specimen cup she's holding either. Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (axyOa) 282
Onions seem like a good way to ruin a grilled cheese sammich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/) Indeed. In simplicity, there is perfection. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (jEgzt) Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr) 284
> ISIS will be a military threat again if the current captives are released.
Unless they were wearing identifiable insignia when they were captured (and I'll bet almost none were), we should just shoot them. Perfectly legal under the laws of war. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (vA4O3) 285
274 I guess I missed something, but I thought Taxi Driver was a shit movie. Wasn't that with Dinero? I struggled to sit through it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9gDA7) I agree many movies you're supposed to love like "fight club" dumb movie Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2019 11:57 AM (AQBtr) 286
Yes, yes he does!
The entertainment gossips mock him for being a frat-boy dude-bro because he is not woke, or fake humble, or anything that they now expect from male actors. Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh) And doesn't have to drug or rape them like the rest of hollywood. Posted by: Sponge As Trump said, "they'll let you grab them". Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2019 11:57 AM (cHbIE) 287
237 Amanda Seyfried is one of those chicks that alternately looks hot then weird then hot then weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 * * Much like Uma Thurman. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq) 288
228 I was surprised that the Bale-Batman flicks chose to take that character a bit more seriously, kinda sorta. Same with the James Blonde 007 Casino Royale.
I liked them. Hollyweird's been playing Batman as bad parody for a long time. The new seriousness was a pleasant break. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55) ========= The 60s Batman series was originally envisioned as dark and gritty, but they didn't have the budget for it so they went silly and campy. It was the 1989 Tim Burton dark as night Batman movie that repopularized him for the culture again. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH) 289
>> Onions seem like a good way to ruin a grilled cheese sammich.
Grilled Cheese sammiches are the BEST Burger Buns. So, I can see this in that role. But a proper grilled cheese has no other ingredients. No bacon, No ham, No tomato. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (kgih7) 290
> Because the news is ORANGE MAN BAD 24/7 and the WHEELS ARE COMING OFF and OMG IMPEACH and TAX RETURNS and more.
That's been the "news" for the last three years, starting even before Trump took office. Hasn't worked yet. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (vA4O3) 291
I have a hard time believing that a country with a GDP less than NY state is a legitimate adversary, speaking of Russia.
Sure they have a shit ton of nukes but they have literally zero force projection capabilities, nothing of value that they export to the globe, and on and on. Sure they export energy to the EU but that is a self inflicted situation. Russia is seen as a menace because it's very lucrative for them to be seen so. Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (tJHro) 292
IMO, a shitload of late-60s, mid-70s movies were contests as to who could have the most washed-out cinematography, the muddiest soundtrack and the most blatant "America is a shithole" message.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) Easy Rider. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J) 293
Why are they (the left) so obsessed with Trump's tax returns? Surely they don't think he cheated on his returns all the years he was a private citizen and the IRS let him get away with it? Are they hoping to show he kept losing money or paid 'too little'? I don't get it.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (a0IVu) 294
I liked Taxi Driver. It was a version of the Joker before the Joker.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (NqZ29) 295
Throughout most of the 20th Century, Turkish history has played out like this:
1. Free elections. 2. Islamists win, impose Islamofascist dictatorship. 3. Military comes out of barracks, shoots Islamists. 4. Free elections. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM *** This. Has happened several time's since the 30's. This last time the Islamist got smart and jailed/killed all the military first. Pity...I liked the year I was stationed there. Great place. Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa) 296
The good news is Trump will have a Dem opponent who could campaign on sending more troops to the ME.
Enjoy. Posted by: Ha at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (B/g/o) 297
280 IMO, a shitload of late-60s, mid-70s movies were contests as to who could have the most washed-out cinematography, the muddiest soundtrack and the most blatant "America is a shithole" message.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 * * Aren't H-wood movies still doing those things? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq) 298
> The gals want the cuddling and long walks from beta chump losers, not tall rich famous actors.
Nah, nah, they don't. Not even the ones who claim otherwise. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (vA4O3) 299
I liked Fight Club. A burst of rage against the ongoing, systematic campaign of marginalization, suppression, and pussification of men.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs) 300
Why are they (the left) so obsessed with Trump's tax returns?
====== 1. So they can leak them. 2. So they can reverse engineer a crime. 3. So they can leak them. Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (vg8iE) 301
I didn't like Midnight Cowboy though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (NqZ29) 302
To be fair, NYC at the time was in fact a shithole.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) Was? Something changed? Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (tjClK) 303
1 So, anyone know what this new "whistle blower" has?
******* An inflated sense of self importance and misdirected righteous indignation And a recently inflated bank balance. Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (ySnWN) 304
Ace,
Great opening about the dems and the whistleblower. I may steal some of that. Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (axyOa) 305
http://bit.ly/2pTigln
******* Jeff Daniels to Play James Comey in CBS Studios Miniseries - Variety ******* The Memes will be colossal Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (BqBId) 306
nood
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (a0IVu) 307
Grilled Cheese sammiches are the BEST Burger Buns.
So, I can see this in that role. But a proper grilled cheese has no other ingredients. No bacon, No ham, No tomato. Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (kgih7) My wife puts mayonnaise on hers...... Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (tjClK) 308
Every single fight Trump gets in he chooses financial weapons instead of lethal weapons when it is possible. From China to Iran to Turkey to Russia.
>>The Emperor counsels simplicity: First principles Of each particular thing, ask: What is it in itself, in its own constitution? What is its causal nature? - Marcus Aurelius Trump is a businessman. His weapon of choice has always been finance. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (ZLI7S) 309
302 To be fair, NYC at the time was in fact a shithole.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) Was? Something changed? Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (tjClK) I was trying to give Giuliani some credit, but DiBlasio did go and fuck it all up again. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs) 310
Why are they (the left) so obsessed with Trump's tax returns?
====== 1. So they can leak them. 2. So they can reverse engineer a crime. 3. So they can leak them. Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM So they can go after the people who do business with his firms. Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (axyOa) 311
302 To be fair, NYC at the time was in fact a shithole.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) Was? Something changed? Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (tjClK) There was a good ten year period during and after Rudy that NYC was fantastic. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (NqZ29) 312
IMO, a shitload of late-60s, mid-70s movies were contests as to who could have the most washed-out cinematography, the muddiest soundtrack and the most blatant "America is a shithole" message.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) Right, and this is why 'Star Wars' had such a huge impact. It was a compete rejection of that 70s-style "everything sucks" film-making. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 12:02 PM (moxby) 313
But a proper grilled cheese has no other ingredients. No bacon, No ham, No tomato.
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (kgih7) The perfect grilled cheese includes thinly sliced dill pickle. OMG. Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2019 12:02 PM (TdMsT) 314
The 60s Batman series was originally envisioned as dark and gritty, but they didn't have the budget for it so they went silly and campy."
It wasn't just that - the campy version fit the spirit of the mid-1960's perfectly. (The Beverly Hillbillies was still the most popular show on TV) Dark would not have gone over at all. A generation later, silly and goofy wouldn't work, and especially now - our entire world is dark now, and people have a hard time imagining anything else. I'd rather live back then. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J) 315
Iran is going to spend time on Iraq now, did you see the protesting they had because they infected hundreds with HIV because of not giving a shit about their own people?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 07, 2019 12:02 PM (56NPE) 316
I wish more people read this blog. I would like to think we would have more sensible folks out there.
Posted by: Moki at October 07, 2019 11:51 AM (mFoNl) Concur. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 12:02 PM (moxby) 317
Why are they (the left) so obsessed with Trump's tax returns? Surely they don't think he cheated on his returns all the years he was a private citizen and the IRS let him get away with it? Are they hoping to show he kept losing money or paid 'too little'? I don't get it.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (a0IVu) It's emotional persuasion for the masses like 99% of what they do. It's only supposed to give off a stench of "impropriety". They know there's nothing there because it would have been leaked to them already. Its just another way to put Trump on the defensive and make him appear dishonest. It's not an obsession. It is calculated. Posted by: ... at October 07, 2019 12:03 PM (FZ0KH) 318
The House has already moved beyond the phone call transcript. Now they are relying on the narrative that it's edited, or that all the QPQ stuff happened in the unproven allegations of the WB. ("Well he was right about there being a phone call!")
There is no proof that Biden did anything. But we need to impeach the President regardless of proof! Meanwhile, I examined the section of the FEC regulations, again. It talks about •a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value,... •a contribution or donation... •an expenditure, independent expenditure, or disbursement... All those words mean: money , financing. People outside of our country can't help finance an election. 1. It would be bizarre to just wedge in "information" into that context for "thing of value". 2. FEC has already rule that "information" is not a "thing of value" in that sense. 3. If you try to convict somebody on such vague phrasing how could you ever pass a reasonable doubt that somebody clearly broke the law if it's not even clear that the case being applied applies? Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:03 PM (DuZls) 319
We can shout all we want that the whistleblower thing has blown up in their faces, but the wine moms and the walmart moms and the rest of the clueless undecideds and low info cretins have not heard the news.
Because the news is ORANGE MAN BAD 24/7 and the WHEELS ARE COMING OFF and OMG IMPEACH and TAX RETURNS and more. Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 07, 2019 11:54 AM (4ZE6o) Up until about 3 weeks ago, the daily pronouncements of why Trump was for sure going down (this time for sure!!) would make my stomach involuntarily clench. But today's threat against Trump and even the tail end of the last fake whistleblower report did not have that effect. The MFM/Never Trumpers have finally immunized me to their screeching. Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2019 12:03 PM (Ed8Zd) 320
How would we supply the Kurds? Do they control a sea port? No?
I'd like to see the Kurds free, if only to spite Erdogan, but I don't see how it's possible. Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 07, 2019 12:03 PM (TOD+M) 321
Continuing with my relative defense of Ukraine, how does Russia skate away from being ground zero of joooo hatred? Where do you think The Protocols of the Elders of Zion originated? And that was pre commie. Every Russian Jew I've met, a not small number, hated the place and had no desire to ever return and regarded the thought as idiotic. Yet it's way way down on the list in any discussion of antisemitism.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 12:04 PM (y7DUB) 322
Good on anyone who enjoys it, but Joker is not a movie that I have any interest in seeing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (Ki5SV) Nor I, and I resent the waste of pixels spent discussing it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2019 12:04 PM (jEgzt) 323
I was trying to give Giuliani some credit, but DiBlasio did go and fuck it all up again.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs) Don't forget Bloomberg got the ball rolling first. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 12:04 PM (moxby) 324
I liked Taxi Driver. It was a version of the Joker before the Joker.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (NqZ29) ------- It's why I don't really watch movies, and when I do, I won't pay. It's all so repetitive and boring. If I just want mindless entertainment to take my mind off things, something like John Wick is fine. Anything that pretends toward being something more will suck and be disappointing, and a direct ripoff of something from decades ago. I'll leave it to TJM to sift through all of that dross. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2019 12:04 PM (AzW6q) 325
Why are they (the left) so obsessed with Trump's tax returns? Surely they don't think he cheated on his returns all the years he was a private citizen and the IRS let him get away with it? Are they hoping to show he kept losing money or paid 'too little'? I don't get it.
Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:58 AM (a0IVu) --- So they can CANCEL every investment Trump made, or any firm Trump has had success with. I'm pretty sure Trump knows this. Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:05 PM (DuZls) 326
Breaking: Ilhan Omar Files For Divorce
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru) Who is she divorcing this time? I thought she'd already divorced all the guys she was married to. Was there another? - She's divorcing a playa to be named later. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2019 12:05 PM (+y/Ru) 327
The good news is Trump will have a Dem opponent who could campaign on sending more troops to the ME.
Enjoy. Posted by: Ha at October 07, 2019 11:59 AM (B/g/o) I doubt that, but it does highlight your limited knowledge of most things Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2019 12:06 PM (cEsBM) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2019 12:06 PM (vA4O3) 329
To be fair, NYC at the time was in fact a shithole.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) Was? Something changed? Posted by: Sponge at October 07, 2019 12:00 PM (tjClK) There was a good ten year period during and after Rudy that NYC was fantastic. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 12:01 PM (NqZ29) Even after that (I haven't been there since 2016) it didn't fall back into the Dinkins era shithole status. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 12:07 PM (y7DUB) 330
The Deer Hunter also sucked big-time. After viewing it I could not understand why it was considered to be such great cinema. But then again, I'm just a simple man.
Posted by: Old Dude at October 07, 2019 12:07 PM (LGXGf) 331
324 Nor I, and I resent the waste of pixels spent discussing it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2019 12:04 PM (jEgzt) ======== We're reached peak pixel and we must preserve what we can get. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 07, 2019 12:08 PM (q80AH) 332
Also, if Trump's investments contain any investment secrets, the stompy crowd will have taken that advantage from him.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:08 PM (DuZls) 333
Even after that (I haven't been there since 2016) it didn't fall back into the Dinkins era shithole status.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 12:07 PM (y7DUB) I agree. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 07, 2019 12:10 PM (NqZ29) 334
NYC pre Rudy and Inflation pre Reagan: you fucking kids have no idea how shitty things can be.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 07, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB) 335
Aesthetically, I like the dark hair/light eyes. Could any of us pick out the Xena woman in her own light hair? (Yeah, I forget her name, but remember thinking 'meh' when I saw her own hair.)
Let's see what the Merkel's Fourth Reich does to mess up the EU. For my own cheap seats analysis, Turkey has threatened too much and will not be a major factor, just as the Fourth Reich. I hope that the Visegrad group makes a good showing and that we have our military bases scattered throughout. Posted by: mustbequantum at October 07, 2019 12:10 PM (MIKMs) 336
I am going to TOTALLY DESTROY TURKEY on Oct 14th! Rachel McAdams lives just down the road from me...OK 110 Km's and she won't open the drawbridge for me!! Posted by: saf at October 07, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB) 337
The majority of the Who Dis, I have no idea who they are even after they've been revealed.
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The House has already moved beyond the phone call transcript. Now they are relying on the narrative that it's edited, or that all the QPQ stuff happened in the unproven allegations of the WB. ("Well he was right about there being a phone call!") funny thing i saw this weekend. forget which show, coulda been tucker: fox host: but i don't see the quid pro quo in the transcript! where is it? show me. dem shill: well, if you combine the transcript with tweets arising from the volker testimony... at which point i began laughing so hard that my finger accidentally hit the "change channel" button. Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 12:12 PM (sGtp+) 339
until finally they had Kavanaugh as the captain of a pirate ship doing rape runs up and down the eastern seaboard in between celebratory keggers Screw SCOTUS, Kavanaugh 2024! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2019 12:14 PM (veoSD) 340
I feel great pity for Kurds there, but it's a forever war. They need to cut a deal with the Turks or the Russians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J) The Kurds are still muzzies, and from time to time, some of them do the typical evil muzzie things. Saintly innocents, they aren't. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2019 12:16 PM (jEgzt) 341
navybrat at large at October 07, 2019 11:40 AM (w7KSn)
Kyle Eastwood did the music for Gran Torino. Pretty good. Posted by: Grannymimi at October 07, 2019 12:20 PM (u5LFV) 342
dem shill: well, if you combine the transcript with tweets arising from the volker testimony...
at which point i began laughing so hard that my finger accidentally hit the "change channel" button. Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2019 12:12 PM (sGtp+) --- Just not what Volker actually says... You have to watch these increasingly authoritarian Dems, man. They want to make it almost a crime that a citizen, Guiliani talked to a top foreign government official. Their idea of what is and isn't a crime is narrowing to what hurts them or helps them. Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:21 PM (DuZls) Posted by: saf at October 07, 2019 12:22 PM (5IHGB) 344
I think Yang can pass Harris in the polls - he already leads her in California.
Posted by: blaster at October 07, 2019 11:47 AM (9VeU0) But Harris cannot pass Wang. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2019 12:22 PM (jEgzt) 345
I mean the reason that we have anything like the Logan Act is that citizens can correspond with governors of other countries--they just can't negate official US diplomatic policy while doing so.
But the Dems don't want Guiliani talking with their former prison bitch, and so they're acting like not specifically going through the State department is some sort of scandal. These people should never govern. Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:24 PM (DuZls) 346
Their idea of what is and isn't a crime is narrowing to what hurts them or helps them.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2019 12:21 PM (DuZls) I think it's always been this. It's just now becoming obvious. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 07, 2019 12:26 PM (moxby) 347
I had a rainy day to waste, so I went to Rambo.
I think the script was 2 pages long. This was not even a good bad movie. Spoilers . . . . 20 minutes of introducing an excuse for the movie, then Rambo forgetting everything he ever knew about stealth and walking in like he's in High Noon. Followed by a Steven Seagal-esque once sided Armageddon. Gets butt kicked, doesn't stitch himself up. Forges a knife to give the excuse a present. "You'll need this". "No I won't". "Ok" Knife never seen again. Gets warned by doctor after concussion. Beware of lights and sounds and oh never mind....no consequences on this loose thread. Weird version of Top Gun's Blue tongue scene. (Stallone has a really odd underbite) Rescues the excuse. Tells the other POWs "come with me". "Naw. We're good here. Let me know if you see Liam Neeson" And the worse part was during the credits. Stills from First Blood rolled with the credits and reminded everyone (ok, both of us in the theater). how much better the original was. Posted by: Downcast at October 07, 2019 12:41 PM (NogRd) 348
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110 You are female, correct? Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs) hah..yes Posted by: IC at October 07, 2019 11:30 AM (a0IVu) Just checking. Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs) Better watch out for Nurse Wratched, this could be . . . . .AWKWARD! Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 07, 2019 12:52 PM (JNTt1) 349
lemme see if I remember this Steve Martin gem
'I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee'. Then you throw dog poop on their shoooooooes!!! Well, excauuusee me... Funny arrow through the head guy. Posted by: micky at October 07, 2019 01:11 PM (nizGE) 350
Miranda Kerr? Posted by: Glenn John at October 07, 2019 01:15 PM (LilNs) 351
I have no guesses as to the woman in the four pictures but I'd hit it. (And I checked - no one else has said that in 350 prior comments!)
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at October 07, 2019 02:04 PM (YIsx4) 352
I've got a suggestion for a cute dude for the celeb for the 'ettes:
oscar skagerberg Swedish actor. Posted by: Lee Also at October 08, 2019 04:23 AM (Zd4aM) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0511 seconds. |
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