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Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Morons. Let's take a look at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Should have charged your car at the donut shop. H/T CBD

  • What are the odds?

  • Should have bought a shredder.

  • Marriage is a two way street. So is divorce.

  • SMH, serious couch time needed.

  • There is a special place for these thieves.

  • Did I do that?

  • New Zealand is just plain weird.

  • If I wasn't watching carbs, this could be the job for me.

  • Logistics and transportation mistakes for beginners.

  • Start them young I say.

  • Of course drinking was involved.

  • Someone doesn't take rejection well.

  • Florida.


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    Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger in this open thread. Be kind to the 'ettes, no running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

    Have a great weekend!


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:41 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Good morning, all.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 08:48 AM (aXucN)

    2 How am I first when this post has been up for 7 minutes?

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 08:49 AM (aXucN)

    3 I'm going to find some friends. BRB.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 08:49 AM (aXucN)

    4 3 I'm going to find some friends. BRB.
    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 08:49 AM (aXucN)

    I thought you had to stay away from those friends?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 08:51 AM (aA3+G)

    5 Morning peeps

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 08:51 AM (ZfRYq)

    6 Why do husbands die before wives?



    Because they want to.

    Posted by: jadoc at September 28, 2019 08:51 AM (WX+x0)

    7 Watching OANN.

    Apparently there is a robust campaign to recall Gov Newsome.

    I don't think it will succeed, but who knew this was happening. Our mainstream news media is worthless.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 08:54 AM (ZfRYq)

    8 Willowed by Coffee.

    The plan is to ensure a permanent Democrat led authoritarian cabal in Washington, with the help of Republican quislings. This has been the arrangement they have moved towards for years. In the end, it is an attack on the citizens of our country who voted for the president, not the president, per se. They want to show the people that a democratic republic is what they say it is, not what the people want, or vote for within the confines of our constitution.

    That is why subversives like the Cucks are so upset. Free and fair elections guided by the people and won by someone like President Trump exposes them for the frauds and malcontents they really are. It takes away the auspices and levers of power from the despots posing as representatives and places them back in the hands of the people. It has turned subversive tools like the abuse of our judiciary on its head, and placed it back in proper context.

    They can't have that, because they lose power and control which is then ceded, rightfully, back to the people.

    It would be foolish to believe that in the end this isn't an assault on every one of us and our freedoms. Every single Democrat proposal ends in a taking or negative liberty- and I defy you to find one that does not. The only way we win this is to fight, and vote against the authoritarian behemoth that is trying to take control of our government, and ultimately our lives.

    malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 08:54 AM (8ts9m)

    9 Whew. I was beginning to think I was caught in that thread limbo.

    Good morning, MisHum!

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 08:54 AM (aXucN)

    10 Sup.

    Posted by: FrodoB, trying tostay away from the O word at September 28, 2019 08:55 AM (RjYVG)

    11 Good morning bluebell

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 08:55 AM (aA3+G)

    12 Dentist appt this am. Gah.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 08:55 AM (ZfRYq)

    13 Lost track here

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 08:56 AM (ZCEU2)

    14 Good morning horde. Going down to the lobby for what is billed as a full breakfast. Probably a bagel with lukewarm coffee. We'll see.

    Posted by: Dear Prudence at September 28, 2019 08:57 AM (ed+Kt)

    15 I can't consume caffeine. But I've discovered that a tad bit of caffeine added to Advil is effective for migraines. Not the Excedrin pills with 60 mg of caffeine -- that's too much and causes rebound headache.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 28, 2019 08:58 AM (H8QX8)

    16 Hi bluebell looks like you have some company now!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2019 08:58 AM (dUJdY)

    17 I hate this weekly dogshit thread (even though I'm drinking a large cup of Starbucks Mocha blend; yes I hate those dickweeds too but it was on sale at the grocery store so STFU) and wish we had a beer thread instead but Bluebell asked nicely, kind of, so

    Willowed (where is the namesake of that anyway?)

    Well also drag racing at the local strip is very accessible to the average gearhead.
    Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2019 08:27 AM (Tnijr)

    I should drive out to Thompson Raceway Park some Saturday since it's less than an hour from me. Maryland football is the typical joke of a division 1 program and honestly should be busted down to club sport level plus I despise the NCAA Cartel as much as I do the GOPe. Plus watching the raw power of the quarter milers is the best climate denying I can think of.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 08:59 AM (y7DUB)

    18 Mornin.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 08:59 AM (zb4/n)

    19 Hey, bluebell put out a tray of little cookies! Nice.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:00 AM (t+qrx)

    20 willowed I was....

    Tami's grandcub is going to be Formula One drag racing in a Subaru against MSU in Reno.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 08:45 AM (t+qrx)

    Funny you should say that...my son is BIG into cars. Like BIG. He's even taken the motor out of one car and put it in another car (do not ask me why cuz I don't know) to take to the racetrack.

    He's converted his BMW-something or other to a race car also. And I believe he currently has an engine in his basement that he's working on...for uh...something. So he was talking last night about teaching his kid to be a race car driver. I remained mum.

    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (cF8AT)

    21 Good morning bluebell, MisHum, and Hogmartin.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (uDh3k)

    22 The hurt and the anger and the joy of the pain.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (PUmDY)

    23 Jewells, it was so weird. I don't know whether it's just Pixy time, but I couldn't believe this thread was sitting here for 7 minutes before I found it. I felt liked it was one of those dreams where you're there but no one else can see you and you can't see anyone else, lol. Glad you're here!

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (aXucN)

    24 Morning Weasel.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (dUJdY)

    25 Bought Green Mountain coffee the other day, liking it. A donut would be really nice, haven't had one in weeks.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (ZCEU2)

    26 Heya, Muad'dib.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (t+qrx)

    27 I am at the river this morning. The coffee is brewing and the dog is still stretched out on the bed.

    Later today we're going to a benefit at Ditchley, an 18th Century plantation house. There will be oysters, hunting dogs, and music.

    The wife does get me out of the house once in a while.

    Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (yJwni)

    28 Only CA would be so stupid liberal and so eat up with the AGW scam that they would use electric police cars.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (mpXpK)

    29 Just pixy messing with ya bluebell!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (dUJdY)

    30 Morning Jewells!

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (zb4/n)

    31 So he was talking last night about teaching his kid to be a race car driver. I remained mum.
    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (cF8AT)
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!


    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:03 AM (aXucN)

    32 At one point a few years back I was interested in converting a Suzuki Samurai to an EV.

    Narrator: it was a stupid idea and ridiculously expensive.

    Anyway, there was an EV drag race up in Hagerstown so I went to see it. It was like a halftime show at regular drag race. So lots of really loud cars up there.

    Then the EV event.

    Silence. Which was totally anticlimactic.

    And, only one car was reasonably fast. The rest of them were like watching golf carts racing.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 09:03 AM (ZfRYq)

    33 Mornin.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 08:59 AM (zb4/n)

    And a good morning it is! Beautiful day and I am waiting for a port to open up at the range.

    I'm going to show my .40SW who's boss!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2019 09:03 AM (0O3IH)

    34 MisHum, we are heading up to Hayward today to pull the pontoon. Planning on a 1 day up and back. But a last cruise may suck us in.....

    Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:04 AM (uDh3k)

    35 The hurt and the anger and the joy of the pain.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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    Aaaarrggghhhh. That awful "I know those lyrics, they're rattling around my brain, but not getting a match" feeling. Help a moron out - what's the song?

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2019 09:05 AM (8AONa)

    36 Jinx, that sounds like a fun day. Except for the oysters, of course.


    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:05 AM (aXucN)

    37 Florida -

    Std perp profile, white male, 25-35...

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2019 09:05 AM (1g7ch)

    38 33 Mornin.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 08:59 AM (zb4/n)

    And a good morning it is! Beautiful day and I am waiting for a port to open up at the range.

    I'm going to show my .40SW who's boss!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2019 09:03 AM (0O3IH)
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    Good for you! Practice those fundamentals!

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:05 AM (zb4/n)

    39 Black Coffee in Bed.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (PUmDY)

    40 Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:03 AM (aXucN)


    Yep...told us last night!

    It was my husband's b-day on Tuesday so they brought him a present last night. He opened it and it was a t-shirt that said, "Promoted to Grandpa 2020".

    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (cF8AT)

    41 What are the odds?


    10 to 1 on black

    7-1/2 to 1 on white

    5 to 1 on Irish




    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (mvenn)

    42 bluebell!!! Good morning and how are you??

    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (mFoNl)

    43 MisHum, we are heading up to Hayward today to pull the pontoon. Planning on a 1 day up and back. But a last cruise may suck us in.....
    Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:04 AM (uDh3k)
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    Are you taking the pup? Sounds like a glorious day.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (aXucN)

    44 Bluebell- Sitting for minutes without a comment does happen but it's also possible the time space continuum isn't what it appears.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (ZCEU2)

    45 "the plan is a permanent democrat led authoritarian cabal in washington..."

    the framers delegated power to the states and separated power within the federal government. it's almost as if they foresaw the threat of consolidated power the dems seek.

    so the dems need to destroy these checks - the electoral college, independent judiciary and executive, the bill of rights - and they are not disguising it.

    Posted by: mjc at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (Pg+x7)

    46 Pastor Gus Brown of Akron Alliance Fellowship Church said the $3,500 air
    conditioning unit was taken from the Akron building just days after it
    was installed.

    I want to know where they bought an A/C unit installed for $3,500.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (mpXpK)

    47 Black Coffee in Bed.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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    Thank you thank you.<blood pressure dropping, pupils returning to nominal, twitching tapering off>

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2019 09:08 AM (8AONa)

    48 >
    Are you taking the pup? Sounds like a glorious day.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:07 AM (aXucN)



    You bet! Benny gets his first boat ride. Gunner looooved boat rides.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:08 AM (uDh3k)

    49 No morning is complete without perusing The Daily Mail. lmao.. people are crazy.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2019 09:08 AM (dUJdY)

    50 Can't copy paste so, short blips for hogmartin and Marcus T @252 below.

    More for BackwordsBoy at same, if interested.

    Posted by: teej at September 28, 2019 09:08 AM (0jR9T)

    51 Wow wow wow wow wow, Tami! That's great news! Congratulations to all! You will be a fantastic grandma.

    And hi there, Miss Moki! How is your back today?

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:09 AM (aXucN)

    52 Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:01 AM (uDh3k)

    Good morning, get that cruise in.

    I was supposed to be on the water but Mrs. Mis. Hum. is quite ill today.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:09 AM (aA3+G)

    53 I'm watching the Patis Mexican table marathon on PBS, I'm thinking huevos rancheros for breakfast. My phone needs to learn how to spell Mexican food names also.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2019 09:09 AM (0CPEj)

    54 Vic - not my field but would think a large commercial air unit would be that much.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)

    55 Morning. Today is a good day. Me and a bunch of local folks are crushing over a half ton of wine grapes for this year's Napa red wine vintage. No purple feet are even involved now with 21st century tools.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (ABjxW)

    56 A better dream job is Ben and Jerry's quality assurance taster - ice cream and Stowe, VT.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (bDqIh)

    57 Holy Cow! Here is a great article in "The New Criterion" about "Leninthink" or the way communists approach the world and all dealing as a zero sum game.

    https://newcriterion.com/issues/2019/10/leninthink

    If you want to understand what's been going on since Trump was elected and especially this week.

    Read the above article.

    It should and will scare the shit out of you.

    Read what Lenin thought, taught, and did.


    In short, the Democrats must not be allowed to win back power in their present form.

    They must be defeated at the ballot box.

    They must lose bigly in their efforts to unseat Trump.

    The traitors and seditionists who sought to run a coup against the duly elected President of the United States of America must go to trial and face severe punishment for their actions.

    If we fail in any of those three, I fear we lose the republic.

    Sorry for the rant, but -

    we keep thinking how crazy the Dims sound -

    Nope. They are thinking very very clearly about what they want and are willing to do to wreck the middle and working classes and American society and prosperity in general.


    Via Insty.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (pqyXj)

    58 39 Black Coffee in Bed.
    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (PUmDY)


    Who brought it, redhead, blonde, brunette or gray?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (aA3+G)

    59 A watched gurgling mr Coffee never brews...

    Posted by: Quilp at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (Bf3hj)

    60 I was supposed to be on the water but Mrs. Mis. Hum. is quite ill today.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:09 AM (aA3+G)
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    Oh no. Nothing serious, I hope?

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (aXucN)

    61 >>Morning. Today is a good day. Me and a bunch of local folks are crushing over a half ton of wine grapes for this year's Napa red wine vintage. No purple feet are even involved now with 21st century tools.

    OK, that sounds like fun!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)

    62 55 Morning. Today is a good day. Me and a bunch of local folks are crushing over a half ton of wine grapes for this year's Napa red wine vintage. No purple feet are even involved now with 21st century tools.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (ABjxW)

    Ok, how many people just had the I Love Lucy episode flash through their mind?

    Sounds like fun Roy!

    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

    63 So.......Maxine Waters was getting her hair did in Miami Gardens.

    Hope she got some of those real blonde haired ones, they look so reals.

    The things I learn here.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2019 09:12 AM (Z+IKu)

    64 Black Coffee in Bed.
    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (PUmDY)

    "Black coffee in bed, sailor, uh, he's in bed. Black coffee at morning, well that's why he's in bed."

    *looks outside*

    It's raining. I think that means I got it right.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:13 AM (t+qrx)

    65 >>Black Coffee in Bed.

    Aaaand now I have to listen to some Squeeze singles. . .

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:14 AM (bDqIh)

    66 > Well also drag racing at the local strip

    I understand that Beatoff O'Cuck once had an embarrassing moment, due to his gross misunderstanding of the term "drag strip".

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2019 09:14 AM (9xVRr)

    67 As a wine drinker glad modern methods are used to crush grapes.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)

    68 We used to have a blow out block party during the grapes crushes, but the drunk neighbors would drink up all our remaining wine from previous years, so now it's a more select crowd. lol

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (ABjxW)

    69 28 Only CA would be so stupid liberal and so eat up with the AGW scam that they would use electric police cars.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:02 AM (mpXpK)


    Hot pursuit, losing speed, turn of A/C, losing speed, turn off electronics. Unit call for stalled vehicle.

    Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (3XdZI)

    70 Aaaand now I have to listen to some Squeeze singles. . .

    Posted by: Lizzy
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    A fine choice.

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (8AONa)

    71 > I was supposed to be on the water but Mrs. Mis. Hum. is quite ill today.

    Sorry to hear this, and hope she's feeling better soon.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (9xVRr)

    72 Pontoon boats....those are glorious things. I hope you have a wonderful time!!

    Grandbabies!! More glorious!!

    bluebell, you sweet thing,. My back is a nasty old biddy who doesn't want me to have nice things like walks or jazzercise, or picking something up off the floor without getting stuck in a distinctly awkward angle.

    I told Mr Moki this morning that we need a candy dish full of advil on the coffee table.

    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:16 AM (mFoNl)

    73 67 As a wine drinker glad modern methods are used to crush grapes.
    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (ZCEU2

    I toured the Robert Mondavi winery in the early 80s when the old man was still around and he gave tours, and they weren't so popular yet. Their equipment was amazing even back then.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:16 AM (ABjxW)

    74 This dog is awesome...Mis Hum you could use it for the pet thread.

    https://tinyurl.com/y24f9cwr

    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

    75 She's gone electric.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (PUmDY)

    76 It may be too early to hijack the coffee thread and turn it into a wine thread, so I'll stop.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (ABjxW)

    77 Having a slow, barely running police car I think was the purpose of getting electric vehicles.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (ZCEU2)

    78 7
    Watching OANN.



    Apparently there is a robust campaign to recall Gov Newsome.



    I don't think it will succeed, but who knew this was happening. Our mainstream news media is worthless.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 08:54 AM (ZfRYq)

    My little brother was tewlling me about that news place on the TV. I will have to look for it and see if I can find it on the 'net.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:18 AM (mpXpK)

    79 >>A fine choice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QZhLSKEps

    Now I've got myself lost on youtube.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:18 AM (bDqIh)

    80 Am off @ mid-day to go help gf's neighborhood put on their first National Night Out event. It's a brand new neighborhood and the developer has just about sold all of the lots. Within the year, the homeowners will take over the HOA from the developer and be running the show on their own.
    Texas does its NNO the first Tuesday in October as it is too danged hot the first Tuesday in August. But weekends are getting to be more popular for the event than a Tuesday evening.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2019 09:18 AM (q1Pj5)

    81 Still have a 1991 ( I think) Robert Mondavi Cab Sauv.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:19 AM (ZCEU2)

    82 No, 1997

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:19 AM (ZCEU2)

    83 Ok, how many people just had the I Love Lucy episode flash through their mind?

    Sounds like fun Roy!
    Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2019 09:12 AM (cF8AT)
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    *raises hand*

    No matter what Roy says, I'm envisioning him in a colorful voluminous skirt, a peasant blouse, hoop earrings and purple feet, with his hair tied up in a scarf. Sorry, Roy.

    But it sounds like so much fun.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:19 AM (aXucN)

    84 Dave Grohl drummed with Squeeze last weekend for a little bit in Louisville.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (PUmDY)

    85 Odds are.... it's probably a Dolphins player's that fell out. Probably defense since it's so close to a goal line.

    Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (PveK5)

    86 Found the OAN site. I will start monitoring it.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (mpXpK)

    87 Hot pursuit, losing speed, turn of A/C, losing speed, turn off electronics. Unit call for stalled vehicle.
    Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2019 09:15 AM (3XdZI)

    In California, the criminals just carjack a Ford Fit and drive into the desert. They be in Arizona relaxing and the cops will die in Death Valley.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (ABjxW)

    88 I here Cory Booker is throwing out the buttplug for Monday nite football this week.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (JFO2v)

    89 *raises hand*

    No matter what Roy says, I'm envisioning him in a colorful voluminous skirt, a peasant blouse, hoop earrings and purple feet, with his hair tied up in a scarf. Sorry, Roy.

    But it sounds like so much fun.
    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:19 AM (aXucN)

    Then I'd have some splainin' to do.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:21 AM (ABjxW)

    90 76 It may be too early to hijack the coffee thread and turn it into a wine thread, so I'll stop.
    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (ABjxW)
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    Are you new here?

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:21 AM (aXucN)

    91
    I toured the Robert Mondavi winery in the early
    80s when the old man was still around and he gave tours, and they
    weren't so popular yet. Their equipment was amazing even back then.

    Posted by: Roy
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    There's a Harvard Business School Case Study concerning Mirrasou Winery's anguished decision on whether or not to redo their grape vines to allow for mechanical harvesting.

    Our group, being beer drinkers, went for the "Go for it! If your vines get destroyed you can always build condos" plan.

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (8AONa)

    92 Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (aXucN)

    A serious case of vertigo.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (aA3+G)

    93 >>Dave Grohl drummed with Squeeze last weekend for a little bit in Louisville.

    Heh, had no idea Squeeze was still touring.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (bDqIh)

    94 90 76 It may be too early to hijack the coffee thread and turn it into a wine thread, so I'll stop.
    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:17 AM (ABjxW)
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    Are you new here?

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:21 AM (aXucN)

    No, but I also don't want it to devolve into a boobs or gun thread before 200 comments.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (ABjxW)

    95 I told Mr Moki this morning that we need a candy dish full of advil on the coffee table.
    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:16 AM (mFoNl)
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    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (aXucN)

    96 Then I'd have some splainin' to do.
    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:21 AM (ABjxW)
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    Lol!

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (aXucN)

    97 34
    MisHum, we are heading up to Hayward today to pull the pontoon.
    Planning on a 1 day up and back. But a last cruise may suck us in.....

    Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2019 09:04 AM (uDh3k)

    Hayward, CA? I heard that place was getting to be pretty dangerous now. I used to live near there and they had a great Mexican Restaurant.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (mpXpK)

    98 66 > Well also drag racing at the local strip

    I understand that Beatoff O'Cuck once had an embarrassing moment, due to his gross misunderstanding of the term "drag strip".

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2019 09:14 AM (9xVRr)

    So Beatoff Just Beatoff

    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

    99 Aaaand now I have to listen to some Squeeze singles. . .

    Posted by: Lizzy


    Poor old Squeeze.

    A great singles band that never quite took off in the US.

    They're on tour now.

    Not sure if Difford and Tillman are involved. Though I would assume so.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:24 AM (pqyXj)

    100 No, but I also don't want it to devolve into a boobs or gun thread before 200 comments.
    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (ABjxW)
    ----------

    Say hello to Roy, everyone. He's new here.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (aXucN)

    101 Lizzy, they just restarted touring. They are amazing.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (PUmDY)

    102 re: former med student sent to prison for hiring a hit man to kill the dean:

    There IS a code for that!

    ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Y09 - Attempted Assassination

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (mvenn)

    103 No, but I also don't want it to devolve into a boobs or gun thread before 200 comments.
    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:22 AM (ABjxW)

    there otter be other subjects in this thread stay tuned

    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (JFO2v)

    104 Can't copy paste so, short blips for hogmartin and Marcus T @252 below.



    More for BackwordsBoy at same, if interested.

    I saw that on the previous thread, teej. I'm glad my gig today is an early one. I get home before too many of the crazies hit the highways.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (HaL55)

    105 54
    Vic - not my field but would think a large commercial air unit would be that much.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)

    It would cost much more than that. That is about what I paid for my last heat pump installed 15 years ago.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (mpXpK)

    106 I saw Squeeze open for themselves back at Poplar Creek in the late 80s.

    I actually did. They were pulling mussels from shells and stuff on stage.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (ABjxW)

    107
    Hayward, CA? I heard that place was getting to be pretty dangerous now. I used to live near there and they had a great Mexican Restaurant.
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (mpXpK)

    Hayward, WI.

    The Big Chip (Chippewa River) flows there, home of many canoe accidents.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (aA3+G)

    108 I had an ex-BIL who had friends in Napa. We toured the little family winery.

    The prices for Napa wines are set by the volume of the winery - number of cases - not by quality.

    They said that the best wines in Napa were actually from Mondavi because their industrial processes were the most consistent. But their volume was so high, they were $12 wines.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (ZfRYq)

    109 They are both. No Jools, which is fine.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (PUmDY)

    110 Today's daily Limerick O' the Day is about a pick-up artist.

    Link in my nick

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (mvenn)

    111 Dave Grohl drummed with Squeeze last weekend for a little bit in Louisville.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:20 AM (PUmDY)


    Except for the winter's, I think Louisville would be a great place to live.

    Reminds me of Austin in the 70-80s.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:27 AM (pqyXj)

    112 The Big Chip (Chippewa River) flows there, home of many canoe accidents.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (aA3+G)

    thats near the gitche gumme right

    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

    113 Well the chore list doesn't seem to be getting shorter while i type, and cup #2 is down the hatch. I'm out. Have a great day, everyone.

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (8AONa)

    114 Poor old Squeeze.

    A great singles band that never quite took off in the US.

    Any fans of The Move here?

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)

    115 Yeah, I found out Squeeze was touring the day after they played here.


    Grrrrrrrrrr.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (pqyXj)

    116 Boob's, booze, guns, food, dresses and shoes. All threads should contain these or it's not the hoarde.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (0CPEj)

    117 107 Hayward, WI.



    The Big Chip (Chippewa River) flows there, home of many canoe accidents.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (aA3+G)

    OK, different Hayward.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

    118 116 Boob's, booze, guns, food, dresses and shoes. All threads should contain these or it's not the hoarde.
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (0CPEj)


    Even the chess thread devolves eventually.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:30 AM (ABjxW)

    119 >>I actually did. They were pulling mussels from shells and stuff on stage.

    with a little slap and tickle?

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

    120 Any fans of The Move here?
    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)


    Yeah, but they all live on Blackberry Way.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:30 AM (pqyXj)

    121 I bet the first thing Steven Arce does when he gets out of prison is buy a couple of guns. That guy ain't right in the head.

    Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 28, 2019 09:31 AM (2DOZq)

    122 119 >>I actually did. They were pulling mussels from shells and stuff on stage.

    with a little slap and tickle?
    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

    And sex Roy sex
    we always talk about sex but never seem to do much about it

    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

    123 Shoot, Squeeze was here in August and I had no idea. I would have gone for sure. And Lizzy, they were in Cohasset at the end of August! Darn it, I would really like to have gone.

    They're in the UK and headed down under now.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:31 AM (aXucN)

    124 Pete Alonso is making the NY Mets America's team again.

    Meet the Mets1
    Step right up and
    Greet the Mets1

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 09:32 AM (ZLI7S)

    125 Any fans of The Move here?
    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)


    Yeah, but they all live on Blackberry Way.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:30 AM (pqyXj)

    I think Roy Wood did more acid than all the Beatles.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:32 AM (y7DUB)

    126
    Hmmm.

    I need to be sent to

    Apostrophe Misuse Re-Education Camp

    when the Dims finally regain power.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:32 AM (pqyXj)

    127 Boob's, booze, guns, food, dresses and shoes. All threads should contain these or it's not the hoarde.

    Add cars and guitars and a thread is purt' near purfect. Oh, and puppehs and kittehs.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:32 AM (HaL55)

    128 I saw The Charmin open for Squeeze at the Lake Charles Civic center in 2002.

    Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 28, 2019 09:33 AM (2DOZq)

    129 I'm tempted to check out Squeeze, next time they swing by.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:33 AM (ABjxW)

    130 Later dudes.. got a ton of jewelry projects awaiting my attention. See ya on the pet thread.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2019 09:33 AM (dUJdY)

    131 And sex Roy sex

    we always talk about sex but never seem to do much about it

    We'd make good referees, tho'.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:34 AM (HaL55)

    132 The only thread that pretty much stays on topic is the gardening thread and that because the "on topic" rule is enforced.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

    133 I think Roy Wood did more acid than all the Beatles.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:32 AM (y7DUB)


    That would explain a lot.

    Though both "Boulders" and "Mustard" are stone cold classic solo albums.

    They still make the rotation every once in a while.

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:35 AM (pqyXj)

    134 Good morning, All.
    And bluebell, can you tell us a little more about this dream?
    Were you wearing . . . Pants?

    Posted by: RI Red at September 28, 2019 09:36 AM (0uzY0)

    135 132 The only thread that pretty much stays on topic is the gardening thread and that because the "on topic" rule is enforced.
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

    You said on-topic rule.
    huh. huhuhuh. uhuhuh. huhuh. /butthead

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:36 AM (ABjxW)

    136 Bye, Jewells! I think I'm out too. Gotta run an errand in a bit.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:36 AM (aXucN)

    137 Hey fappers

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 09:37 AM (NWiLs)

    138 135 You said on-topic rule.

    huh. huhuhuh. uhuhuh. huhuh. /butthead

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:36 AM (ABjxW)

    It used to be enforced on the book thread too but no more.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:37 AM (mpXpK)

    139 We have rules?

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:37 AM (zb4/n)

    140 Hey Insom. Been pounced on yet this morning?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (HaL55)

    141 139
    We have rules?

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:37 AM (zb4/n)

    Yes, and Ace has a few that are rigidly enforced.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (mpXpK)

    142 "Feel Too Good" one of my all time faves.
    The Duke of Edinburgh's Lettuce? They don't make them like that anymore.

    Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (RuIsu)

    143 And bluebell, can you tell us a little more about this dream?
    Were you wearing . . . Pants?
    Posted by: RI Red at September 28, 2019 09:36 AM (0uzY0)
    ----------

    Yes. Suit of armor, in fact. Around here you can't be too careful.

    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (aXucN)

    144 140 Hey Insom. Been pounced on yet this morning?
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (HaL55)

    Hey BBoy! Unfortunately no, but it's still early in the PNW.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (NWiLs)

    145 141 139
    We have rules?

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:37 AM (zb4/n)

    Yes, and Ace has a few that are rigidly enforced.
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:38 AM (mpXpK)
    ------
    Looks like I missed another memo!

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:39 AM (zb4/n)

    146 @teej and dan smoot

    Thanks. Sorry was out on Part II of morning PT. My running partner came late.

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (8ts9m)

    147 We have rules?
    Posted by: Weasel


    *******


    We have topics???

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (mvenn)

    148 Those grapes aren't crushing themselves. Cheers.

    Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (ABjxW)

    149 Hey BBoy! Unfortunately no, but it's still early in the PNW.

    I saw yesterday where zipties were added by Teh Good Nurse. I'm not sure what to think about that, it's not like you're going to run away or anything.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)

    150 Though both "Boulders" and "Mustard" are stone cold classic solo albums.

    They still make the rotation every once in a while.
    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:35 AM (pqyXj)

    Never heard of Mustard but got Boulders when it came out and it's on Spotify. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day should be on regular rotation of the Christmas stations if those brainless shitheads had any taste.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 09:41 AM (y7DUB)

    151 112 The Big Chip (Chippewa River) flows there, home of many canoe accidents.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM (aA3+G)

    thats near the gitche gumme right
    Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

    couple of hours south.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:41 AM (aA3+G)

    152 132 The only thread that pretty much stays on topic is the gardening thread and that because the "on topic" rule is enforced.
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

    Its nice to escape current events and politics for a couple of hours.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:42 AM (aA3+G)

    153 Decaf is the work of the Devil. Though I feel pretty much the same about instant coffee. Mom keeps a ajr of the (second) stuff around in case of 'emergencies'.

    My emergency plan is to chew whole coffee beans.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2019 09:43 AM (Z4rgH)

    154 Nice quiet morning. I can hear leaves and pine needles falling in the woods around me.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:43 AM (zb4/n)

    155 Ace's hard rules:

    No links to hard core porno stuff.

    No racist posts

    No constantly being an AH troublemaker.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (mpXpK)

    156 147 We have rules?
    Posted by: Weasel


    *******


    We have topics???
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (mvenn)

    I always thought they were more like...suggestions.

    Muldoon, your hash is kind a cool. I'm pictureing venn diagrams of medical codes.

    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (mFoNl)

    157 The guy who tried to get to Kentucky by floating down the Mississippi ton a log had to have been out of his friggin' mind.


    What sane person would want to go to Kentucky?

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (mvenn)

    158 Squeeze has a keytar player on tour.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (PUmDY)

    159
    Its nice to escape current events and politics for a couple of hours.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:42 AM (aA3+G
    ------
    Amen, brother.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (zb4/n)

    160 152 Its nice to escape current events and politics for a couple of hours.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:42 AM (aA3+G)

    Yes it is. Especially since politics has gotten so nasty lately.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (mpXpK)

    161 Its nice to escape current events and politics for a couple of hours.

    Yep, 'tis. I don't have a garden but I do have a back yard full of Florida lizards. And I mean "full." They're fun to watch and the little baby ones look so funny with their big heads compared to the rest of their bodies.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (HaL55)

    162 What part of the Republic do you gather in for he Texas MoMe?

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (8ts9m)

    163 MisHum, prayers up for your wife. I hope she feels better soon. Vertigo is miserable stuff.

    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (mFoNl)

    164 Here's a question. If you could pick your hash, what would it be?

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:46 AM (zb4/n)

    165 thats near the gitche gumme right

    Near the Land of Big Sky Waters?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:46 AM (HaL55)

    166 https://newcriterion.com/issues/2019/10/leninthink

    The section on lying without even having to pause, that's a good one.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 09:47 AM (tUbyP)

    167 My emergency plan is to chew whole coffee beans.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2019 09:43 AM (Z4rgH)

    Another good option is entering a dormant hibernation state.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:47 AM (t+qrx)

    168 153 Decaf is the work of the Devil. Though I feel pretty much the same about instant coffee. Mom keeps a ajr of the (second) stuff around in case of 'emergencies'.

    My emergency plan is to chew whole coffee beans.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2019 09:43 AM (Z4rgH)

    When I travel I carry a small jar with me. The hotel room shit is usually so weak. I add a teaspoon or two to it to make it drinkable until I can get a good cup.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (aA3+G)

    169 Moroccan

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (PUmDY)

    170 n. If you could pick your hash, what would it be?


    In only five characters?


    Hmm, maybe AAbbA

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (mvenn)

    171 162 What part of the Republic do you gather in for he Texas MoMe?
    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (8ts9m)
    ------
    Ben Had's part!

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (zb4/n)

    172 163 MisHum, prayers up for your wife. I hope she feels better soon. Vertigo is miserable stuff.
    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (mFoNl)

    Thanks Moki.
    She has it every so often. But, this week has been quite bad.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (aA3+G)

    173 roolz with my coffee

    Posted by: Quilp at September 28, 2019 09:49 AM (Bf3hj)

    174 WeasL

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:49 AM (zb4/n)

    175 I saw yesterday where zipties were added by Teh Good Nurse. I'm not sure what to think about that, it's not like you're going to run away or anything.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)

    I'll just leave that to y'all's imaginations. BTW, I know I haven't been out to a gig in a few weeks. I'm hoping to make it out next week though.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

    176 :/ at least give me an AO. South? North?

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:49 AM (8ts9m)

    177 AOC: if we moved the poverty line to $38,000, you would be amazed at how many more people are living in poverty!

    And if we moved it to $500,000 it would be damn near the entire country!

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2019 09:50 AM (C603m)

    178 176 :/ at least give me an AO. South? North?
    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:49 AM (8ts9m)
    -----
    An hour or so south of Dallas

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:50 AM (zb4/n)

    179 Here's a question. If you could pick your hash, what would it be?
    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:46 AM (zb4/n)

    (tXmORn)

    Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 28, 2019 09:50 AM (2DOZq)

    180 thats near the gitche gumme right

    Near the Land of Big Sky Waters?
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:46 AM (HaL55)

    No, by the licorice.

    https://stoatnet.org/gummies.jpg

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:51 AM (t+qrx)

    181 Hmm, maybe AAbbA
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (mvenn)

    Fernando Muldoon

    Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 28, 2019 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

    182 Hmm, maybe AAbbA
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:48 AM (mvenn)

    Excellent choice.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (t+qrx)

    183 tXmORn


    On an Aeroplane to San Antonio now.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (C603m)

    184 Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:51 AM (t+qrx)

    Cute.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (aA3+G)

    185 WeasL
    Posted by: Weasel

    *******


    Heh.

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (mvenn)

    186 Thanks. I'm gonna be Northwest of Dallas in that time and may need to jump to another AO. Trying to see if I can make it work.

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:54 AM (8ts9m)

    187 Cute.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (aA3+G)

    They're pretty tasty, too.

    Muskegon tastes like fentanyl.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:54 AM (t+qrx)

    188 WeasL
    Posted by: Weasel


    ******

    Sticking pretty close to home, eh?

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (mvenn)

    189 Thanks Moki.

    She has it every so often. But, this week has been quite bad.

    Have you tried the Epley Maneuver? That fixes me right up when that happens. Or is it something different?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (HaL55)

    190 186 Thanks. I'm gonna be Northwest of Dallas in that time and may need to jump to another AO. Trying to see if I can make it work.
    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:54 AM (8ts9m)
    -----
    Email Ben Had in the left sidebar. You will not be disappointed.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (zb4/n)

    191 What sane person would want to go to Kentucky?
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM (mvenn

    Please repeat this often. Thanks.

    Posted by: Insane at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (S23KT)

    192 Capt. Kirk saved the Enterprise on more than one occasion with the Epley Maneuver.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

    193 No, by the licorice.


    Good one, hogmartin.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:56 AM (HaL55)

    194
    Sticking pretty close to home, eh?
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (mvenn)
    -------
    I'm not very imaginative, but SuKIT would be a close runner up!

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:56 AM (zb4/n)

    195 Average temp for today is 62 where I live. Forecast for today: rain/snow mix high of 40.

    I wonder what Greta would say......

    Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 28, 2019 09:57 AM (FiUMj)

    196 187 Cute.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:52 AM (aA3+G)

    They're pretty tasty, too.

    Muskegon tastes like fentanyl.
    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 09:54 AM (t+qrx)

    I'm hoping that Ironwood tastes like Vicodin

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:58 AM (aA3+G)

    197 We had some Fall type weather here for a few days but it has gone back to being Summer-Like again with highs in the 90s.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:59 AM (mpXpK)

    198 Here's a question. If you could pick your hash, what would it be?
    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:46 AM (zb4/n)

    (5oD0m1)

    Posted by: Cory Booker at September 28, 2019 10:00 AM (GSPE+)

    199 BTW, I know I haven't been out to a gig in a few weeks. I'm hoping to make it out next week though.

    Kewl. The schedule for the club should be out early next week. They seem to be locked into us on Saturdays, which suits me well.
    We used to play with a larger band on Sunday or Wednesday nights, but they got a new manager a few months ago. Would definitely like to play more there. That's home base now.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:00 AM (HaL55)

    200 What sane person would want to go to Kentucky?
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:44 AM


    *raises hand*

    Posted by: olddog in mo at September 28, 2019 10:00 AM (Dhht7)

    201 Morning all. What's shakin? I'm bakin bread and making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:01 AM (+ZtlV)

    202 189 Thanks Moki.

    She has it every so often. But, this week has been quite bad.

    Have you tried the Epley Maneuver? That fixes me right up when that happens. Or is it something different?
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (HaL55)

    There are a couple of things she does. Not sure if the Epley Maneuver is one of them. But things aren't working.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 10:01 AM (aA3+G)

    203 The first time I was in a dry county in Kentucky I thought it was one of those blue laws that had been taken off the books midway through the last century. Wrong.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 10:01 AM (y7DUB)

    204 Morning all. What's shakin? I'm bakin bread and making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:01 AM (+ZtlV)

    I thought fiends preferred chicken broth and the screaming souls of the newly damned.

    Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2019 10:02 AM (GSPE+)

    205 Coffee's on at Doug Laurie Sports, awaiting the (not) teeming hordes to enter and request, nay, demand their hockey cards and autographs. This after I realized I had left the brewer on last night and burnt the remaining coffee onto the bottom of the pot.

    Happy Saturday!

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:03 AM (IDjUx)

    206 So a weather thread then? Had some much needed rain in the desert. Heat has broken, windows wide open in the morning. Nice.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:03 AM (+ZtlV)

    207 15
    I can't consume caffeine. But I've discovered that a tad bit of caffeine
    added to Advil is effective for migraines. Not the Excedrin pills with
    60 mg of caffeine -- that's too much and causes rebound headache.





    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 28, 2019 08:58 AM (H8QX
    ---

    I pound an energy drink. Tastes like ass, but the rush of chemicals seems to knock the migraine out.

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:03 AM (IDjUx)

    208 There are a couple of things she does. Not sure if the Epley Maneuver is one of them. But things aren't working.

    When I researched vertigo, I found that simple cure. Every time I looked up, I'd get really dizzy from crystals that form in the inner ear. The Epley Maneuver moves them off the little hairs inside the cochlea.

    Hope she gets better soon. It's no fun when the better half doesn't feel good.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:04 AM (HaL55)

    209 making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob

    *********

    Let me guess:

    red beans
    black beans
    Navy beans
    Lima beans
    green beans
    wax beans...

    ...and...um...

    human beans?

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)

    210 Kewl. The schedule for the club should be out early next week. They seem to be locked into us on Saturdays, which suits me well.
    We used to play with a larger band on Sunday or Wednesday nights, but they got a new manager a few months ago. Would definitely like to play more there. That's home base now.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:00 AM (HaL55)

    I'll be on the lookout for it. I definitely like the venue, too.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

    211 I thought fiends preferred chicken broth and the screaming souls of the newly damned.

    Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2019 10:02 AM (GSPE+)

    LOL. Gees, Vanya do you write horror? 'Screaming souls of the newly damned'..poetic.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:05 AM (+ZtlV)

    212 Since the crazy Buffalo Bills fans got a spot on the SMCB today, here is bonus footage of the "Buffalo Mafia" fan group pre-gaming.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxe9eb6f

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2019 10:05 AM (pyXW1)

    213 Atlanta was dry on Sundays until the late 90s.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:05 AM (YqO0E)

    214 41
    What are the odds?





    10 to 1 on black



    7-1/2 to 1 on white



    5 to 1 on Irish







    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 09:06 AM (mvenn)
    1:1 on the owner pulling the job to cash in on the insurance.

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:06 AM (IDjUx)

    215 So a weather thread then? Had some much needed rain in the desert. Heat has broken, windows wide open in the morning. Nice.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:03 AM (+ZtlV)

    I'm up the road a little from Vic....summer type forecast for at least another week.

    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:06 AM (X/Pw5)

    216 Maybe even after that, can't remember.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (PUmDY)

    217 human beans?

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)

    Lmao. Muldoon slips in with a recipe. Sounds delish!

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (+ZtlV)

    218 I'll be on the lookout for it. I definitely like the venue, too.

    Yeah, always check the website for our band. First of the month. Mostly.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (HaL55)

    219 209
    making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob



    *********



    Let me guess:



    red beans

    black beans

    Navy beans

    Lima beans

    green beans

    wax beans...



    ...and...um...



    human beans?



    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)

    Orson.

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (IDjUx)

    220 I'm watching Wundermap (cool site for the weather watchers out there) and a storm is ripping right at us. I love extreme weather. If anyone is interested, I can tell you how to optimize Wundermap.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (7Fj9P)

    221 What part of the Republic do you gather in for he Texas MoMe?

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (8ts9m)

    The fruitcake capital part.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (q1Pj5)

    222 213 Atlanta was dry on Sundays until the late 90s.
    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:05 AM (YqO0E)

    Global warming.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs)

    223 Good Lord, why does that happen? That's more stretched out than Brian Stelter after his bull visits.

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (IDjUx)

    224 making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob

    You ARE a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    225 Global warming.
    Posted by: Insomniac

    ******

    Oh, well played!

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:09 AM (mvenn)

    226 209 making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob

    *********

    Let me guess:

    red beans
    black beans
    Navy beans
    Lima beans
    green beans
    wax beans...

    ...and...um...

    human beans?
    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)

    LL?

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    227 making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.



    Posted by: Cannibal Bob


    Your friend should be rootin' tootin' in no time.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2019 10:10 AM (q1Pj5)

    228 Capt. Kirk saved the Enterprise on more than one occasion with the Epley Maneuver.
    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

    but you do have to be careful because it will rip all your leg hair out.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2019 10:10 AM (xG/b0)

    229 Have you tried the Epley Maneuver? That fixes me right up when that happens. Or is it something different?
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (HaL55

    Epley Maneuver works for me, too.

    And good morning, Beloved Horde!

    Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2019 10:11 AM (i/wJA)

    230 You ARE a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    Oh stop with the compliments Insom. You're making me blush. You say that to all the Cannibals.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:11 AM (+ZtlV)

    231 220
    I'm watching Wundermap (cool site for the weather watchers out there)
    and a storm is ripping right at us. I love extreme weather. If anyone is
    interested, I can tell you how to optimize Wundermap.



    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (7Fj9P)

    Thanks, BSR! Very cool!

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:12 AM (IDjUx)

    232 Nice, insomniac.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

    233 Orson.
    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (IDjUx)

    Oi, steady on mate, who is you callin' an' 'oreson?

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:12 AM (t+qrx)

    234 County where our lake home is in KY was dry until couple of years ago. They still don't sell liquor on Sunday. Never been a problem for us either way. We import our booze from home where it's cheaper.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at September 28, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhht7)

    235 All right then folks. I've got a whole lot of nothing to do today and it ain't gonna not do itself, so I'd better not get on it before I end up frittering the whole day away.

    Endeavour to persevere!

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:13 AM (mvenn)

    236 but you do have to be careful because it will rip all your leg hair out.

    Even Klingons speak of it only in hushed and reverent tones.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:14 AM (HaL55)

    237 Time to start vigorously farming. Be back later y'all.

    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 10:14 AM (zb4/n)

    238 I saw an article about Shiftpods being sent to the Bahamas to build tent cities for hurricane victims. I had never heard of them before, and checked out their website:

    https://shiftpod.com/shiftpod/

    Those things are really cool! My camping and music festival days are long over, or I would snap one up in a heartbeat. The basic Shiftpod2 is $1800 which sounds like a lot, but then I recall I paid $300 for a Eureka dome tent back in the 1980s, which was pretty snazzy at the time. Shiftpods are larger and have more features, and then consider 30 years' worth of inflation, and the price difference doesn't sound so bad.

    Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2019 10:15 AM (sdi6R)

    239 It looks like they have modified the Whistleblower Form yet again:

    [ ] I have direct and personal knowledge.

    [ ] I heard about it from others.

    [x] I have my panties in a bunch because my candidate lost the election and I will not rest until I have removed Donald Trump from office and installed Hillary Radium Clinton to her rightful place as Empress of the Known Universe. Bow before me, you lowly and Deplorable peasants--I am an Intel God!

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 28, 2019 10:15 AM (Ndje9)

    240 Louisville is almost New Orleans wet

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:15 AM (PUmDY)

    241 We still have blue laws here.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:15 AM (mpXpK)

    242 Your friend should be rootin' tootin' in no time.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2019 10:10 AM (q1Pj5)

    Shes a great gal. Had her nasal cavities roto rootered . Could hardly breath, and lost smell and taste. Gees. Scared her to death with what could go wrong because 'close to brain and optic nerve.'

    So I made her feel at ease by saying "well blind and retarded shouldn't be so bad." Her husband helped. "But she'll be able to smell". Good times.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:16 AM (+ZtlV)

    243 making 7 bean soup for a sick fiend.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob

    When Cannibal Bob calls you a fiend, you are truly sick.
    And you deserve whatever beans you get.

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2019 10:17 AM (8ZmvG)

    244 Oh stop with the compliments Insom. You're making me blush. You say that to all the Cannibals.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:11 AM (+ZtlV)

    Only the cannibals most special in my life.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)

    245 Had her nasal cavities roto rootered . Could hardly breath, and lost smell and taste.


    *********

    So I have to ask- how does she smell now?

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:18 AM (mvenn)

    246 So I made her feel at ease by saying "well blind and retarded shouldn't be so bad." Her husband helped. "But she'll be able to smell". Good times.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:16 AM (+ZtlV)

    With that kind of emotional and spiritual support she should've had all her fears allayed.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

    247 So I made her feel at ease by saying "well blind and retarded shouldn't
    be so bad." Her husband helped. "But she'll be able to smell". Good
    times.

    See? There's a bright side to everything.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (HaL55)

    248 Did you say 'open thread?'

    Posted by: BlackPanties AngelsFace at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (4ceyg)

    249 >>> 190 186 Thanks. I'm gonna be Northwest of Dallas in that time and may need to jump to another AO. Trying to see if I can make it work.
    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:54 AM (8ts9m)
    -----
    Email Ben Had in the left sidebar. You will not be disappointed.
    Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2019 09:55 AM (zb4/n)

    Weasel Johnson is right!!!

    ...no seriously, you should do this.


    >>> 221 What part of the Republic do you gather in for he Texas MoMe?

    Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2019 09:45 AM (8ts9m)

    The fruitcake capital part.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2019 10:08 AM (q1Pj5)

    This is actually true.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (0ReGO)

    250 Okay. Now I'm leaving.


    (Hey, I SAID I have nothing to do today!)

    Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)

    251 I grew up in a dry town.

    Back in the late 60s the city had to petition the legislature for funds that were raised on taxes of beer, wine and liquor, since the legislature had the idea that my town didn't pay any of those taxes and shouldn't get any of it back.

    They held a hearing at the capitol and one of the witnesses was the man who owned and operated the garbage company for both my town and the neighboring town that had the state liquor store.
    The word is that he showed up dressed to work on one of his trucks, and testified that there was pretty much the same ratio of brown and green bottles thrown away in one town as the other, and there might be more found in the dry town.

    So my town got part of the liquor tax.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (xG/b0)

    252 Louisville has benches outside liquor stores like at bus stops.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:21 AM (PUmDY)

    253 I told Mr Moki this morning that we need a candy dish full of advil on the coffee table.
    Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2019 09:16 AM (mFoNl)
    --------

    Posted by: bluebell

    Moki-

    See a chiropracter.

    Hiya Bluebell !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:21 AM (arJlL)

    254 NE Ahia has had the second warmest September ever. October will start off with record heat, like it did through the first half of the month last year, but then get back to normal temps starting Thursday. The local weather guy said it was because of a whopper high pressure spot stationary over Greenland.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

    255 Louisville has benches outside liquor stores like at bus stops.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:21 AM (PUmDY)

    How many states have "drive-thru" liquor stores?

    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

    256 Folks what're gonna drink and raise hell don't care about blue laws.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

    257 Howdy, Helena! You are going to have so much fun at the MoMe!

    Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2019 10:23 AM (i/wJA)

    258 Say hello to Roy, everyone. He's new here.

    Posted by: bluebell

    Hiya Roy Everyone !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:23 AM (arJlL)

    259 255 Louisville has benches outside liquor stores like at bus stops.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:21 AM (PUmDY)

    How many states have "drive-thru" liquor stores?
    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

    There used to be at least one here in FL that I can remember. I don't know if it's around anymore, or if there were/are others.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)

    260 233
    Orson.

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:07 AM (IDjUx)



    Oi, steady on mate, who is you callin' an' 'oreson?

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:12 AM (t+qrx)


    Sorry, there should've been a question mark there. I've got a 2-for-1 coupon!

    (But I go first.)

    And welcome, Roy!

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:24 AM (IDjUx)

    261 Drive thru daiquiri places are hard to top.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:25 AM (PUmDY)

    262 Every state with drive through liquor stores (I can't vouch for the accuracy):

    https://tinyurl.com/y5cxyzfz

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

    263 Boob's, booze, guns, food, dresses and shoes. All threads should contain these or it's not the hoarde.

    Add cars and guitars and a thread is purt' near purfect. Oh, and puppehs and kittehs.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy

    Ya forgot da Woodpeckers !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (arJlL)

    264 Hey Emmie!

    ...and I won't be the only CO Moron this year.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 10:27 AM (0ReGO)

    265 Hey Emmie!

    ...and I won't be the only CO Moron this year.
    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 10:27 AM (0ReGO)

    You can be co-CO-Morons!

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:27 AM (t+qrx)

    266 Fremont Police Tesla Near-Dead Battery Forces Officer Off Pursuit

    --

    HAHAHAHA

    Read the police trying to normalize the bad PR idea, too:

    "The Tesla wasn't fully charged at the beginning of the shift," a Fremont police spokesperson said. "This unfortunately happens from time to time even in our vehicles that run on gas, if they aren't re-fueled at the end of a shift."

    HAHAHAHA

    Hey sugartits, guess what those officers can do to vehicles that run on gas when they aren't re-fueled at the end of a shift to not let L'Tray in his 2007 Mitsubishi with a salvage tag escape in a pursuit?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 28, 2019 10:28 AM (nsE7Q)

    267 How do you spell daiquiri? Auto spell seems odd.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:28 AM (PUmDY)

    268 Say hello to Roy, everyone. He's new here.
    Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2019 09:25 AM (aXucN)
    ~~~~~

    Does Roy Everyone have guns or boobs? Does he even like guns and boobs?

    Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2019 10:28 AM (sGotD)

    269 Getting this in the name field so I don't forget it.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thanks hogmartin for trying to work within that pdf at September 28, 2019 10:28 AM (nsE7Q)

    270 With that kind of emotional and spiritual support she should've had all her fears allayed.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

    Compassion is the gift God gave me man.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:29 AM (+ZtlV)

    271 263
    Boobs, booze, guns, food, dresses and shoes. All threads should contain these or it's not the hoarde.



    Add cars and guitars and a thread is purt' near purfect. Oh, and puppehs and kittehs.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy



    Ya forgot da Woodpeckers !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (arJlL)    Ahem!*Otters do cute things but are secretly pissed at being left out*

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:29 AM (IDjUx)

    272 One more thing:

    "Other units took over the pursuit. Police said the chase was called off when it became unsafe"

    -

    A big part of the rationale was for how badass fast those Teslas are.

    And let's not pursue.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thanks hogmartin for trying to work within that pdf at September 28, 2019 10:30 AM (nsE7Q)

    273 Aw, thanks Moron Robbie, but I couldn't actually do anything useful with it. It would've taken forever.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:30 AM (t+qrx)

    274 Ya forgot da Woodpeckers !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (arJlL)


    What are we chopped liver?

    Posted by: Otters at September 28, 2019 10:31 AM (+ZtlV)

    275 255 How many states have "drive-thru" liquor stores?

    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

    My old hometown in GA used to have one.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:31 AM (mpXpK)

    276 How many states have "drive-thru" liquor stores?

    Road trip to Canyon du Chelly AZ 29 years ago. Dry part of state, injun country, not even beer. Looong pilgrimage to New Mexico sat nite. Like rush hour traffic. Voila - drive thru liquor stores. Sundays were dry tho.

    Posted by: adobe juan spider rock kenobe at September 28, 2019 10:31 AM (C5pH5)

    277 I hate Neil Cavuto

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:34 AM (nRWPy)

    278 There was one in downtown Louisville that didn't card. It was expensive.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:34 AM (PUmDY)

    279 Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (arJlL)Ahem!*Otters do cute things but are secretly pissed at being left out*
    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 10:29 AM (IDjUx)

    They're like quokkas. They're absurdly cute but will think nothing of boring into your abdomen and eating your liver because you looked at them wrong.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    280 Got a drive through right up the street here in Phoenix. Coupla more within a mile or so. Freedom baby.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (+ZtlV)

    281 Do not take Neil Cavuto if you are allergic to Neil Cavuto.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (nsE7Q)

    282 274 Ya forgot da Woodpeckers !

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 10:26 AM (arJlL)


    What are we chopped liver?
    Posted by: Otters at September 28, 2019 10:31 AM (+ZtlV)

    No, you're chopped otter steak! And what's better on otter steak than A1?

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    283 281 Do not take Neil Cavuto if you are allergic to Neil Cavuto.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (nsE7Q)

    Neil Cavuti for PrEP!

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:36 AM (NWiLs)

    284 Vic, how is your wife doing (I haven't seen mention lately)?
    and, your brother after his heart surgery yesterday?

    Posted by: Alice McD at September 28, 2019 10:36 AM (2CtSR)

    285 I see the ever-gracious Bluebell has presented the welcome basket.

    Howdy, Roy!

    Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2019 10:36 AM (i/wJA)

    286

    Let me guess:

    red beans
    black beans
    Navy beans
    Lima beans
    green beans
    wax beans...

    ...and...um...

    human beans?
    Posted by: Muldoon

    Big Eyed Beans From Venus

    https://youtu.be/mSxxmAK6iYg

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2019 10:37 AM (aKsyK)

    287 And what's better on otter steak than A1?

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    Whatchishere sauce?

    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (X/Pw5)

    288 Not allergic to Neil Cavuto, unless a desire to correct his stupidity with my fist and a nut cracker is an early sign of anaphylaxis.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

    289 Drive thru Daiquiris stands in New Orleans make sense.
    Pull up to the window and order a gallon of strawberry . \
    Clerk: want extra shots with your order?
    you bet. clerk passes cold jug with 2 go cups and off we go. Loved NO right up till Katrina drowned the house. keep moving

    Posted by: jadoc at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (WX+x0)

    290 No, you're chopped otter steak! And what's better on otter steak than A1?

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    Thanks, I was wondering what to use with my otter. A1. Can't go wrong with the classics.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (+ZtlV)

    291 Cold , windy, rainy day.
    Coffee, Chili, brisket
    food wins.

    Posted by: Quilp at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (Bf3hj)

    292 Drive-thru dairys used to be a thing in Burbank CA. Still one left, maybe two. Early version of a convenience store before 7-11 (and much better mom n pop places too). Package beer could be bought, I believe.

    Posted by: adobe juan quaint aint it kenobe at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (C5pH5)

    293 No open container law.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:39 AM (PUmDY)

    294 Ahem!*Otters do cute things but are secretly pissed at being left out*

    We don't see them often because they have to be sequestered before their big races. It helps them concentrate.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:40 AM (HaL55)

    295
    And what's better on otter steak than A1?
    Posted by: Insomniac

    A2

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)

    296 What drink goes wih otter tartar?

    Posted by: adobe juan hi class kenobe at September 28, 2019 10:42 AM (C5pH5)

    297 Hey, Roy has a stellar reference with bluebell but has Roy filled out the required paperwork with a bio and assets that will divided among the horde should something uuuhm untimely happen?

    Oh, and the welcoming tour of the barrel?

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:42 AM (+ZtlV)

    298 The otter meme isn't as fun without Nurse to go batshit on us.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:43 AM (+ZtlV)

    299 I've been doing 12 hour shifts for 8 days in Fairfax hospital babysitting my mom, alternating with my sister. It's hard to imagine how they could suck more if run by the govt, but I'm sure they could, I guess they'd just refuse care to someone her age.

    Anyway, here's what I've learned this round. If you take an NSAID (motrin, celebrex, etc) you MUST take a PPI like panaprazol or omeprazole TOO. Do not leave it off. Otherwise you'll burn a hole through your stomach, need blood, an emergency endoscopy, and be without pain relief.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)

    300 OK, I'ma gonna get a little bit of practice in.

    BBL. Feed the racing otters well.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 28, 2019 10:44 AM (HaL55)

    301 When and why did 'otter' become the new thing? I missed that one.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:44 AM (t+qrx)

    302 >>When and why did 'otter' become the new thing? I missed that one.


    Just the otter day.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)

    303 >>> 301 When and why did 'otter' become the new thing? I missed that one.
    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:44 AM (t+qrx)

    Is 'otter' the new 'beaver'?

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 10:45 AM (0ReGO)

    304 284
    Vic, how is your wife doing (I haven't seen mention lately)?

    and, your brother after his heart surgery yesterday?

    Posted by: Alice McD at September 28, 2019 10:36 AM (2CtSR)

    Wife is so-so, getting by for now. According to brother this morning my youngest brother is doing good with no complications. But he said they want to go back and put in some more stents. It seems they only did one side of his heart with the open heart surgery and they want more stents. They have already put in 4 so to me this makes no sense what-so-ever.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:45 AM (mpXpK)

    305 Do not take Neil Cavuto if you are allergic to Neil Cavuto."

    Contact your doctor if your Neil Cavuto lasts more than four hours.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 10:45 AM (6qErC)

    306 Love Ric Grenell

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:45 AM (nRWPy)

    307 293
    No open container law.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:39 AM (PUmDY)

    There was no open container law here except for the driver until a few years ago.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:46 AM (mpXpK)

    308 Otters are a mustelid, which is like a weasel.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2019 10:47 AM (xG/b0)

    309 I did not know wsb stood for Welcome South Brother until country music doc.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:47 AM (PUmDY)

    310 Cavuto's only useful function was pointing out what an economic retard BOR was TO THE FOLKS.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 10:47 AM (y7DUB)

    311 After 8 days of examining elderly stools, I can say we got a lot of Adam Schiff, some Chuck Schumer, minor Jonah Goldberg, but no Jerry Nadler yet.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:47 AM (nRWPy)

    312 301 When and why did 'otter' become the new thing? I missed that one.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:44 AM (t+qrx)

    Nurse and another ette went on and on about how cute they are. I think abalone started it somehow. So the horde made them food for teasing the ettes. It became'more fun when Nurse threatened us with the same fate as woodpecker. Now we are beating the thing to death. Ad nauseum.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (+ZtlV)

    313 Ask your doctor if Neil Cavuto is right for you.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - making an otter reference can anger the fair 'ettes at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (nsE7Q)

    314 I got an Aero Press coffee maker and have been experimenting with it for awhile. Finally settled on a scoop and a half of Black Rifle and 200 degree water. Makes a good cup of Jolt.

    Posted by: DBCooper at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (bttOm)

    315 Sex with a cleaning cone?

    Nobody puts Baby in a Corner.

    Posted by: Doggfish at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (lMn1U)

    316 Muldoon- If you are still around, this is the perv I was talking about last wknd.


    https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3frl7p3


    8-life on 1/2 doz. convictions. First parole date 2050.

    Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2019 10:49 AM (OM4Ma)

    317 299 omeprazole TOO. Do not leave it off. Otherwise
    you'll burn a hole through your stomach, need blood, an emergency
    endoscopy, and be without pain relief.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)

    My original cardiologist put me on omeprazole due to some of the heart medications he was prescribing.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:49 AM (mpXpK)

    318 Hayward, CA? I heard that place was getting to be
    pretty dangerous now. I used to live near there and they had a great
    Mexican Restaurant.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 09:23 AM (mpXpK)



    Hayward, WI.



    The Big Chip (Chippewa River) flows there, home of many canoe accidents.


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2019 09:26 AM

    ---

    My ex-wife is from Hayward, WI. Some excellent Muskie fishing up there.

    Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2019 10:50 AM (JUOKG)

    319 I've been doing 12 hour shifts for 8 days in Fairfax hospital babysitting my mom"

    That's difficult...

    Aside from that, ms mouse was NICU unit manager there... some time ago

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 10:50 AM (6qErC)

    320 My son has been making french press on his telework day. It's great. My problem is that I have to have a programmable coffee maker because I can't make coffee unless I've had coffee. Catch 22.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)

    321 Nurse and another ette went on and on about how cute they are. I think abalone started it somehow. So the horde made them food for teasing the ettes. It became'more fun when Nurse threatened us with the same fate as woodpecker. Now we are beating the thing to death. Ad nauseum.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (+ZtlV)

    When it comes to beating a dead horse, we are second to none.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

    322 I liked Cavuto until he went NeverTrump.

    Always had a good deal of respect for him especially after learning that he has MS. I admire his strength and courage. He once lost his eyesight suddenly in the middle of a live show (an unfortunate feature of his illness,) and just winged it util the commercial break.

    Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)

    323 Nurse and another ette went on and on about how cute they are. I think abalone started it somehow. So the horde made them food for teasing the ettes. It became'more fun when Nurse threatened us with the same fate as woodpecker. Now we are beating the thing to death. Ad nauseum.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:48 AM (+ZtlV)

    Oh. Thanks!

    They are cute, though.
    https://youtu.be/pO3EO3VayC8

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM (t+qrx)

    324
    I got an Aero Press coffee maker and have been experimenting with it for awhile. Finally settled on a scoop and a half of Black Rifle and 200 degree water. Makes a good cup of Jolt.
    Posted by: DBCooper

    How long do you let it sit after adding the water?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)

    325 They are cute, though.

    When spatchcocked.

    Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 28, 2019 10:52 AM (dvbwj)

    326 Howdy y'all!

    It's the last day of Sea Otter Awareness Week!

    Go to your local aquarium and visit the sea otters.

    Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other.

    And anyone considering eating an otter goes on the List.

    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:52 AM (PkVlr)

    327 the chalkboard does.not.lie. Never understood decaf, at all, at all as that crazy canadian women used to opine.
    Sadly, lots of people seem not to understand that whatever measure of coffee is called for, a bit or a lot more is really the more correct recipe.
    Happy day, everyone.

    Posted by: micky at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (nizGE)

    328 now pelosi is saying "barr has gone rogue", as if he is obstructing congress' "impeachment inquiry". which is absurd - it's one day after the "inquiry" started!

    of course, what that reveals is one of the motives for this broad attack on the administration - they are trying to undermine and neutralize the coming reports on the corrupt "russian collusion" farce.

    Posted by: mjc at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (Pg+x7)

    329 When it comes to beating a dead horse, we are second to none."

    Got Glue?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (6qErC)

    330 actually, I stated that wrong. It does lie. No such thing as too much.

    Posted by: micky at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (nizGE)

    331 When it comes to beating a dead horse, we are second to none.
    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM

    Is that what we're calling it these days?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (jeQxb)

    332 Hellooooooooo nurse!

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

    333 My Mom is crazy. She thought someone after her was putting tree frogs in her mailbox.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (PUmDY)

    334 331 When it comes to beating a dead horse, we are second to none.
    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:51 AM

    Is that what we're calling it these days?
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (jeQxb)

    No, that's slapping the otter. Totally different.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

    335 Aero Presses are pretty great. My big revelation has been buying every day coffee makers that maintain that 200 degree mark. There aren't many that are certified, but once you get one you realize even white trash coffee tastes better. Stuff like Lavazza Crema e Aroma becomes desert-like.

    Ours is a Bonavita, and it cost less than our old Bunn (that was super fast but never could hit temperature).

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - making an otter reference can anger the fair 'ettes at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM (nsE7Q)

    336 Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)

    Dagny, I'm sorry your mom is ill and being subjected to sub-standard care (excepting you and your sister, of course).

    Our local hospital is questionable as well, so the procedure is (1) go to a nearby city or, if you can't make it that far, (2) go to local hospital and demand flight-for-life to a nearby city.

    Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (i/wJA)

    337 It's the last day of Sea Otter Awareness Week!"

    Got kicked out of the Va Beach aquarium for putting sunglasses on the stuffed otter and taking pics...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (6qErC)

    338 And anyone considering eating an otter goes on the List.
    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:52 AM (PkVlr)

    I just now idly thought about what they'd taste like. Probably gamey, oily, fishy. Predatory mammals tend to make lousy food items.

    Anyhow, please see video at #323, which is an otter playing with a tiny air hockey table.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (t+qrx)

    339 Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other.
    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:52 AM (PkVlr)
    ~~~~~

    Not too bright. Why don't they sleep on dry land like normal people?

    Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (sGotD)

    340 *wiggles*

    *running start*
    *POUNCE!*
    *Seize*
    *smoooooooch*

    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (PkVlr)

    341 Finished at the dentist.

    Just a routine cleaning.

    But my dentist wants more of my teeth. She keeps taking them.

    Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (DQ+OG)

    342 Uh-oh. Anybody like reading their "You appeared in x seraches this week" from Linked In? I appeared in a search from crowd strike.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (y0wQL)

    343 Now we are beating the thing to death. Ad nauseum.

    --

    Definitely a Horde trademark.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (JoUsr)

    344 324 Bertram
    I stir it with the T-handle thingy for about 10 seconds. That thing has so many parts, took me awhile to sort it out when I opened the box. I like to walk into the kitchen and grab a cup of Auto-made, so this has taken a bit of experimentation to get used to. Not fond of K-cups due to the small amount of coffee in them.

    Posted by: DBCooper at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (bttOm)

    345 309
    I did not know wsb stood for Welcome South Brother until country music doc.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:47 AM (PUmDY)

    WSB says that the call letters were originally assigned randomly but the slogan Welcome South Brother was made up by them later.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (mpXpK)

    346
    now pelosi is saying "barr has gone rogue", as if he is obstructing
    congress' "impeachment inquiry". which is absurd - it's one day after
    the "inquiry" started!



    of course, what that reveals is one of the motives for this broad
    attack on the administration - they are trying to undermine and
    neutralize the coming reports on the corrupt "russian collusion" farce.

    Posted by: mjc at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (Pg+x7)


    At this point trump should really just have them all shot as enemy combatants

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (9Om/r)

    347 Go to your local aquarium and visit the sea otters.

    --

    Sadly, ours is having funding problems and they're taking public recommendations on whether to reduce the landscaping budget or cut the (modest) mammalian exhibit.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - making an otter reference can anger the fair 'ettes at September 28, 2019 10:57 AM (nsE7Q)

    348 Go to your local aquarium and visit the sea otters.

    --

    Sadly, ours is having funding problems and they're taking public recommendations

    Sell fishing licenses.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 10:58 AM (y0wQL)

    349 No, that's slapping the otter. Totally different.
    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 10:54 AM

    *nods in understanding*

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (jeQxb)

    350 Definitely a Horde trademark.
    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (JoUsr)

    The place where dead horses come to be beaten to the single molecular level.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (y7DUB)

    351 Sell fishing licenses."

    Misspelled "hunting"

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)

    352 Ima just leave this here: https://youtu.be/zNtr0RahRqM

    Enjoy!

    Posted by: Bert G at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (OMsf+)

    353 Nurse! Whew...that was close.

    *whispers*

    Ixany on the rotternay.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (+ZtlV)

    354 Uh-oh. Anybody like reading their "You appeared in x seraches this week" from Linked In? I appeared in a search from crowd strike.
    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (y0wQL)

    I didn't. I don't know if that's good.
    I did appear in a search from a place called "OtterBase", which I am not making up at all. I honestly don't know if that's good either.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 11:00 AM (t+qrx)

    355 340 *wiggles*

    *running start*
    *POUNCE!*
    *Seize*
    *smoooooooch*
    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (PkVlr)

    WooHOO! Starting the weekend right!

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)

    356 Vic, I think of your wife every so often, it must be so difficult. I can't even begin to imagine not having food/drink as a comfort of sorts.

    - doing good with no complications. For now that is wonderful news and hopefully your brother can recuperate with the main surgery behind him.

    It's really nice that you and your other brother talk every Sat morning. Gives me a smile when you say he'll be calling and you'll bbl.

    Posted by: Alice McD at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (2CtSR)

    357 One of the funniest mixed metaphors I heard said seriously at a business meeting.

    "It's like beating your head against a dead horse."

    Epic.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (+ZtlV)

    358 We still current here?

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (ZCEU2)

    359 Anyhow, please see video at #323, which is an otter playing with a tiny air hockey table.

    --

    That is, quite possibly, the cutest thing I have ever seen. Cats the world over are looking at Bingo the Otter and taking curiosity lessons.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (JoUsr)

    360 Barking up a tree without a paddle.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 11:02 AM (y0wQL)

    361 It took two busses, two subways (one thru da hood) to visit "local" aquarium. Screw their otter exhibet, spent the entire day with the lorikeet parrots. Like a colonel, birds on my shoulders (head, lap, hand). Heaven.

    Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 28, 2019 11:02 AM (dvbwj)

    362 Vic, CNS is undefeated against his former assistants.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (PUmDY)

    363 Ima just leave this here: https://youtu.be/zNtr0RahRqM

    Enjoy!
    Posted by: Bert G at September 28, 2019 10:59 AM (OMsf+)

    Oh, that's good.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (t+qrx)

    364 *wiggles*



    *running start*

    *POUNCE!*

    *Seize*

    *smoooooooch*

    Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2019 10:55 AM (PkVlr)



    WooHOO! Starting the weekend right!

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)


    Is there any reason why you two live 8 billion miles away from each other? lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (9Om/r)

    365 That makes it a mute point.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB)

    366 >>"It's like beating your head against a dead horse."

    Epic.
    - - -


    Well, it is a doggy dog world!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 11:04 AM (bDqIh)

    367 >>> 57 Holy Cow! Here is a great article in "The New Criterion" about "Leninthink" or the way communists approach the world and all dealing as a zero sum game.

    https://newcriterion.com/issues/2019/10/leninthink

    If you want to understand what's been going on since Trump was elected and especially this week.

    Read the above article.

    It should and will scare the shit out of you.

    Read what Lenin thought, taught, and did.


    In short, the Democrats must not be allowed to win back power in their present form.

    They must be defeated at the ballot box.

    They must lose bigly in their efforts to unseat Trump.

    The traitors and seditionists who sought to run a coup against the duly elected President of the United States of America must go to trial and face severe punishment for their actions.

    If we fail in any of those three, I fear we lose the republic.

    Sorry for the rant, but -

    we keep thinking how crazy the Dims sound -

    Nope. They are thinking very very clearly about what they want and are willing to do to wreck the middle and working classes and American society and prosperity in general.


    Via Insty.
    Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2019 09:11 AM (pqyXj)


    Sorry to quote the whole comment but ... not sorry; read the article.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 11:05 AM (0ReGO)

    368 That makes it a mute point.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB)

    For all intensive purposes.

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 11:05 AM (t+qrx)

    369 From OAN Report: Sen. Mitt Romney has connection to Biden-Ukraine scheme

    Figures.


    https://tinyurl.com/y22cm32q

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

    370 Give me whole bean or give me death.

    Posted by: Quilp at September 28, 2019 11:08 AM (Bf3hj)

    371 290
    Thanks, I was wondering what to use with my otter. A1. Can't go wrong with the classics.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 10:38 AM (+ZtlV)

    So, wait. If you're eating otter ... and you're a cannibal ...

    HE'S AN OTTER! BURN HIM!

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 11:08 AM (IDjUx)

    372 362
    Vic, CNS is undefeated against his former assistants.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:03 AM (PUmDY)

    Who is CNS? Did I mention them?

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:08 AM (mpXpK)

    373 The impeachment/gaslighting kubuki theater is about protecting Obama's "legacy" as much as it is about getting Trump.

    The two objectives are intertwined.

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (NFEMn)

    374 We still current here?"

    Ohm...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)

    375 Hubby had a colleague mess up "tabula rasa" by saying "rozzala dozla." We still use that one, heh.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (bDqIh)

    376 Dunno, but is "Otter Box" still a thing in the cel-phone armor case market?

    If not, it otter be.



    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (QzJWU)

    377 From OAN Report: Sen. Mitt Romney has connection to Biden-Ukraine scheme

    Figures.


    https://tinyurl.com/y22cm32q
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

    Unseemly

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (NFEMn)

    378 From OAN Report: Sen. Mitt Romney has connection to Biden-Ukraine scheme

    Figures.


    https://tinyurl.com/y22cm32q
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

    Having that dickweed destroyed would make me just as happy as Slick or Gaylord enduring the same treatment.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)

    379 So my cat was cuter than that stupid otter. In college we played that table hockey game with the men that slide up and win the rink and spun. We would have tournaments and plaques were given to the winner. (Paper plates with your name on it)

    My cat Tanya would smack the puck around and into the net to see the red plastic score signal go up. She was really good. Not like that stupid otter. What an ottertard

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (+ZtlV)

    380 Just got finished with a 5 K race to raise money for one of my Wife's coworkers who has a son with Duchens Muscular Dystrophy. His name is Mathew and the run is named Miles for Mathew.

    This year they used the Initials on the T Shirt and one one here understands the joy I am having seeing MFM in large letters on T shirts except you Morons.

    Posted by: Picric at September 28, 2019 11:10 AM (9uF6s)

    381 373
    The impeachment/gaslighting kubuki theater is about protecting Obama's "legacy" as much as it is about getting Trump.



    The two objectives are intertwined.

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (NFEMn)

    Its also about Biden and the 2020 election.

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:10 AM (mpXpK)

    382 Give me whole bean or give me death."

    Navy? Pinto?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)

    383 We still current here?"

    Ohm...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)
    ---------------------------

    Nah it's mho's all the way down.

    Posted by: Boots at September 28, 2019 11:11 AM (oGBso)

    384 378 Having that dickweed destroyed would make me just as happy as Slick or Gaylord enduring the same treatment.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)

    I tweet him constantly demanding my 2012 contribution back. So far, though, no response.

    Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2019 11:11 AM (ZZDMQ)

    385 HE'S AN OTTER! BURN HIM!

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 11:08 AM (IDjUx)

    This place scares me sometimes. Lol.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:11 AM (+ZtlV)

    386 Little things come in small packages was allegedly said by Jackson mayor when they gave him the keys to the city, pretty awesome

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:11 AM (PUmDY)

    387 Shot his girlfriend in the head, didn't tell her:

    https://gab.com/ourguy/posts/102866940180930205

    Posted by: Monty James at September 28, 2019 11:12 AM (Zqz9o)

    388 Nah it's mho's all the way down."

    Conduct yourself...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 28, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)

    389 >>HE'S AN OTTER! BURN HIM!

    Stop ottering him - you know how diversity is our strength, you guyz!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 11:12 AM (bDqIh)

    390 Wasn't sure if willowed or not

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 11:12 AM (ZCEU2)

    391 Saban

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:12 AM (PUmDY)

    392 Its also about Biden and the 2020 election.
    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:10 AM (mpXpK)

    I know, but I don't think it means Trump is "worried" about Biden beating him--as some pundits seem to imply.
    I think Trump wants the whole Deep State to blow open and Biden /Ukraine just happens to be part of that.

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

    393 >>Just got finished with a 5 K race to raise money for one of my Wife's coworkers who has a son with Duchens Muscular Dystrophy. His name is Mathew and the run is named Miles for Mathew.


    Why is it a 5k run, then?

    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:13 AM (vWFwc)

    394 now pelosi is saying "barr has gone rogue", as if he is obstructing congress' "impeachment inquiry". which is absurd - it's one day after the "inquiry" started!

    of course, what that reveals is one of the motives for this broad attack on the administration - they are trying to undermine and neutralize the coming reports on the corrupt "russian collusion" farce.

    Posted by: mjc at September 28, 2019 10:53 AM (Pg+x7)


    They're trying to make him recuse himself, and then by definition, appoint a Special Prosecutor/Counsel. Whatever it's called now.

    Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2019 11:14 AM (cn/uI)

    395 393 >>Just got finished with a 5 K race to raise money for one of my Wife's coworkers who has a son with Duchens Muscular Dystrophy. His name is Mathew and the run is named Miles for Mathew.


    Why is it a 5k run, then?
    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:13 AM (vWFwc)

    Because 5K sounds more impressive than 3.1.

    Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2019 11:14 AM (NWiLs)

    396 I tweet him constantly demanding my 2012 contribution back. So far, though, no response.
    Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2019 11:11 AM (ZZDMQ)

    He's such a lying grifter it's amazing Rove had no role in creating him.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

    397 Have Insom and Nurse gone off to their private place?

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:15 AM (+ZtlV)

    398 >>The impeachment/gaslighting kubuki theater is about protecting Obama's "legacy" as much as it is about getting Trump.

    It's about a lot more than just protecting his legacy. The amount of corruption that took place by the Obama administration and a number of outside players is staggering.

    The 2014 Euromaidan Revolution was in fact a coup and the US was largely responsible for it.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 11:15 AM (ZLI7S)

    399 >>They're trying to make him recuse himself, and then by definition, appoint a Special Prosecutor/Counsel. Whatever it's called now.



    Barr needs to point out that Roberts AND Sotomayor AND Ginsburg seem to be able to get away with all sorts of conflicts that Nancy and the Dems never complain about.

    And they have indelible powers.

    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (vWFwc)

    400 Vic , giving you the business a little.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (PUmDY)

    401 Our local hospital is questionable as well, so the procedure is (1) go to a nearby city or, if you can't make it that far, (2) go to local hospital and demand flight-for-life to a nearby city.


    Fairfax is one of the premier hospitals in the nation, so you can't improve, theoretically. They will save your life if possible, and take good care of you till they know they have. Then when they've accomplished that, your care, ie peeing, pain, meds on schedule, meals, hygiene, etc SUCKS. I think it has to do with their having to do so much data entry they can't actually nurse.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (nRWPy)

    402 >>Because 5K sounds more impressive than 3.1.


    Then name it Kilometers for Kids or soemthing.

    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (vWFwc)

    403 It's amazing that Mitt Romney portrays himself as such an honorable, faithful family man with no skeletons in his closet when he follows an religion founded by a sex maniac.

    He looks down at Trump for his multiple marriages, his loud mouthed bragging and his "unseemly, vulgar" habits, but who would you rather be in a foxhole with, trust with your money, or if you had to, beg for $100?
    Mitt or Trump?

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:17 AM (NFEMn)

    404 >>Then when they've accomplished that, your care, ie peeing, pain, meds on schedule, meals, hygiene, etc SUCKS. I think it has to do with their having to do so much data entry they can't actually nurse.


    OMG, yes! Particularly the pediatric ICU.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

    405 398 The 2014 Euromaidan Revolution was in fact a coup and the US was largely responsible for it.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 11:15 AM (ZLI7S)    Was this an autocorrect from Ukrainian or am I missing something?

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 11:18 AM (IDjUx)

    406 So 3.1 miles for Matthew? 5K does sound more impressive than 3.1 miles.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (nRWPy)

    407 Then name it Kilometers for Kids or soemthing.
    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (vWFwc)

    Smoots for youths?

    Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (t+qrx)

    408 I think it has to do with their having to do so much data entry they can't actually nurse.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (nRWPy)

    Went to Mayo..once. Never again. Teaching hospital and team medicine. Ugh. Had 10 people on each team ask me the same damn questions. Hated it. Wanted to die after about the 3rd,

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (+ZtlV)

    409 Vic, regular season game in Titletown next year.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (PUmDY)

    410 I get caught up on comments, finally, with the last sip of this morning's pot o'coffeffe. Does this harbinge a new imminent thread? Stay tooned.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - lurkily at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (rj3Mq)

    411 About the guy floating with the log, I note in the article, 'The Mississippi River runs about 460 miles from Davenport to the western border of Kentucky.'

    Really? That's it? Probably a J School graduate.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2019 11:20 AM (xSo9G)

    412

    Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg said Friday she doesn't understand why grown-ups and world leaders would mock children and teens for acting on science, responding to attacks on her campaign as students conducted a second wave of global protests demanding action on climate change.

    When asked about U.S. President Donald Trump and others who have mocked her, the 16-year-old activist said they likely feel their world view and interests are being threatened by climate activism.

    "We've become too loud for people to handle so people want to silence us," she said at a rally in Montreal after meeting Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. "We should also take that as a compliment."

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)

    413
    Went to Mayo..once. Never again. Teaching hospital and team medicine. Ugh. Had 10 people on each team ask me the same damn questions. Hated it. Wanted to die after about the 3rd,
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:19 AM (+ZtlV)
    -----
    Well, that explains the nic.

    Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 28, 2019 11:20 AM (ECrgQ)

    414 Being treated at Northwestern Memorial in Chicago. I will let teaching facilities have a free pass on most things because I AM STILL ALIVE!

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 28, 2019 11:21 AM (a4qVe)

    415 With every cry of impeachment against someone else it will wear off the public. 240 years of the Republic and all of a sudden every politician on the other side needs to be impeached.

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 11:21 AM (ZCEU2)

    416 >>Went to Mayo..once. Never again. Teaching hospital and team medicine. Ugh. Had 10 people on each team ask me the same damn questions. Hated it. Wanted to die after about the 3rd,


    If possible, never schedule a hospital procedure in July - that's when the new batch of interns start. Learned that the hard way. They swarmed my son like he was a science project, but then the one who was assigned to him forgot to update his file before leaving which resulted in an extra overnight stay.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

    417 367
    Sorry to quote the whole comment but ... not sorry; read the article.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2019 11:05 AM (0ReGO)

    That is a good article. I'm reading it now.

    Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2019 11:22 AM (sdi6R)

    418 412 why doesn't any ask where little Greta's funding comes from?

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 28, 2019 11:22 AM (a4qVe)

    419 nood

    Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2019 11:22 AM (mpXpK)

    420 414 Being treated at Northwestern Memorial in Chicago. I will let teaching facilities have a free pass on most things because I AM STILL ALIVE!

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 28, 2019 11:21 AM (a4qVe)

    If you've never been treated by the Horde Emergency Medicine Team, next time you need help in a hurry I'd suggest you give them a try.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (+ZtlV)

    421 Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg said Friday she doesn't understand why grown-ups and world leaders would mock children and teens for acting on science

    -

    If she's being honest then I feel very bad for her receiving such a poor education as to not understand that when a hypothesis doesn't hold up to scrutiny then it has to be scrapped.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - making an otter reference can anger the fair 'ettes at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (nsE7Q)

    422 Yeah, my dad was in Duke med at one point. Teaching hosp was annoying. Also "hospitalists" or the doctor you get in the hospital if you aren't there from surgery or admitted by a physician who does rounds there suck.

    They also don't really like it when you're not sorta stupid and passive. They'd really like it better if you just laid there.

    Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (nRWPy)

    423 With every cry of impeachment against someone else it will wear off the public. 240 years of the Republic and all of a sudden every politician on the other side needs to be impeached.
    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 11:21 AM (ZCEU2)

    It will eventually become essentially meaningless, like a " censure."

    Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (NFEMn)

    424 seems like garbanzo (chick peas) would make the soup rich and they are damned good for you if not fairly benign taste wise.

    Posted by: micky at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (nizGE)

    425 "We've become too loud for people to handle so people want to silence us," she said

    Loud. Yes, loudness is a vital scientific measure in forming a consensus among scientificy scientists.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - lurkily at September 28, 2019 11:23 AM (rj3Mq)

    426 The nood thread

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=383428

    Posted by: mindful webworker - see! I knew it! at September 28, 2019 11:24 AM (rj3Mq)

    427 >>Was this an autocorrect from Ukrainian or am I missing something?

    The 2014 revolution in Ukraine was called the Euromaidan Revolution.

    In 2014, the west was in a battle with Putin for control of Ukraine. We helped stage the revolution as a popular uprising when in fact it was the result of western pressure, largely American, with tens of millions of dollars poured into NGO by most notably George Soros.

    Not a conspiracy theory. This really happened. And when it was over we installed and controlled the new government.

    The Russia collusion hoax was largely concocted in Ukraine and a lot of the same players right down to John McCain, Christopher Steele and a host of others were involved with both.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

    428 mindful giving us the direct route, none of that reading the top page stuff for us. Thanks.

    Posted by: micky at September 28, 2019 11:25 AM (nizGE)

    429 I just got back, and was reading the previous comment concerning drive through liquor stores. Surprisingly, here in Arkansas, with dry counties and cities, all the liquor stores have drive through windows. Most will even sell a cup of ice for those with immediate needs.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2019 11:25 AM (C1Lsn)

    430 " If I wasn't watching carbs, this could be the job for me."
    ----------

    I knew a woman who was a taster for Schaefer beer. She assured me that the job became tedious pretty quickly.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)

    431 Now we're willowed

    Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2019 11:28 AM (ZCEU2)

    432 Dammit, that joke is just hanging there, too.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - making an otter reference can anger the fair 'ettes at September 28, 2019 11:28 AM (nsE7Q)

    433 427 Not a conspiracy theory. This really happened. And when it was over we installed and controlled the new government.

    The Russia collusion hoax was largely concocted in Ukraine and a lot of the same players right down to John McCain, Christopher Steele and a host of others were involved with both.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

    Jack, what do you know about the National Endowment for Democracy? It's funded by Congress and Leshchenko (the Ukrainian MP who "found" the Black Ledger that started the downfall of Manafort) received a fellowship in 2014. McCain was involved and it *seems* to be a recruitment tool of the CIA, but no confirmation.

    Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2019 11:30 AM (ZZDMQ)

    434 I just got back, and was reading the previous comment concerning drive through liquor stores. Surprisingly, here in Arkansas, with dry counties and cities, all the liquor stores have drive through windows. Most will even sell a cup of ice for those with immediate needs.
    Posted by: bill in arkansas
    ---------

    Running low on beer at a party, myself and a couple of other stalwarts drove down to the local beer/liquor store, where they sold us a keg of beer, and passed it through the window to the two guys who were riding in the back of the pickup truck.

    Good times, good times.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2019 11:32 AM (CDGwz)

    435 The impeachment/gaslighting kubuki theater is about protecting Obama's "legacy" as much as it is about getting Trump.

    They'll turn on Obama in a second if it helps protect what they're trying to protect. I think it's far bigger.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 11:33 AM (HLODj)

    436 Thanks, Jack! I've been learning little by little what you just spelled out. It's kind of shocking how people are willing to swallow whatever the MSM says when with just a little reading and thought, it becomes clear the Ukraine was a staging ground for all sorts of crap.

    Also, I'm hoping to land a $50K/month do-nothing job in a field in which I have no experience. Think it's possible if my daddy isn't the Veep?

    Posted by: TheHoser at September 28, 2019 11:35 AM (IDjUx)

    437 Note to Professor Backer: the novel 1984 was NOT meant to be an instruction manual!

    Posted by: exdem13 at September 28, 2019 11:40 AM (W+kMI)

    438 >>Jack, what do you know about the National Endowment for Democracy? It's funded by Congress and Leshchenko (the Ukrainian MP who "found" the Black Ledger that started the downfall of Manafort) received a fellowship in 2014. McCain was involved and it *seems* to be a recruitment tool of the CIA, but no confirmation.

    Not much more than you just spelled out. The problem with this thing is that it is so frigging big, so corrupt with so many players I go down rat holes on issues for days at a time and don't have time to look at everything.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2019 11:43 AM (ZLI7S)

    439 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 10:21 AM (PUmDY)

    How many states have "drive-thru" liquor stores?
    Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2019 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

    There is one about five blocks from my place here in Apache Junction.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2019 12:00 PM (jEgzt)

    440 Barr needs to point out that Roberts AND Sotomayor AND Ginsburg seem to be able to get away with all sorts of conflicts that Nancy and the Dems never complain about.

    And they have indelible powers.

    Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2019 11:16 AM (vWFwc)





    Ahhh, but they're SC Justices. Different title and all.

    Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2019 12:07 PM (cn/uI)

    441 Uh-oh. Anybody like reading their "You appeared in x seraches this week" from Linked In? I appeared in a search from crowd strike.
    Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2019 10:56 AM (y0wQL)

    Not on Linked-In. Got "invited" by a directional driller once. Replied: "no, never".

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2019 12:11 PM (jEgzt)

    442 But my dentist wants more of my teeth. She keeps taking them.
    Posted by: blaster

    Is she gonna make a necklace ?

    Posted by: JT at September 28, 2019 12:19 PM (arJlL)

    443 I hate the planting and growing.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2019 01:29 PM (PUmDY)

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