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Rashida Tlaib Concocts Conspiracy Theory as She Berates Vaping Advocate
This doll below.
Meanwhile, it's not just illegal, garage-made THC cartridges (containing oil -- which is how people get lipoid pneumonia; nicotine cartridges contain no oil) which are causing the small spate of lung diseases. It's also blackmarket cartridges containing other things which, like oil, cannot be digested by the lungs-- namely, coffee and alcohol. But let's ban the things the Ruling Class doesn't like, while ignoring the things (like marijuana) the Ruling Class does like.It was then that Rep. Tlaib passed a folded note to the witness that said, in bubble letters drawn with scented marker, "I'll make sure you're the laughing stock of prom" pic.twitter.com/QJdwtWAybp
— Katrina B Haydon🎬 (@katrinabhaydon) September 24, 2019
Another weird moment from @RashidaTlaib: She says scientists know that “secondhand smoke is worse than directly smoking cigarettes” pic.twitter.com/IG6VP4D8A8
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 24, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hotspur at September 24, 2019 05:48 PM (yiiDy)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (9mbND)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (5p8pS)
If we can get the Dems to try banning video games again we can probably win that whole demographic
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (Z/d+i)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mozam at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (qs98/)
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ..
That will settle all these objections right down.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (FTlwv)
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That's what it is about. Vaping is considered to be low class by our elites, so they want to ban it.
Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (7rVsF)
Bwahahaha!!!
And THC oils? A great example of Yankee ingenuity that hasn't quite perfected itself yet. So go ahead dopers. Do your thing. For science.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (axyOa)
Secondhand smoke knocked up my Sister!
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (5p8pS)
It turned me into a newt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (jYnPD)
Product of Detroit Public Schools. Just saying.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (xTMnC)
Yeah, lets ban vaping as it helps people stop smoking and is, if used by someone not an idiot, safe.
#Party of Science
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (7EIHE)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (L+9ot)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (ykYG2)
So is it safe to vape thc oil or not?
Nothing lighter than 10W40.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (7rVsF)
In the winter you must switch to 10W30.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: john doe at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (WX+x0)
She's an obnoxious dip shit. She's a liar. She accused the woman being questioned of lying under oath. Isn't she bound to TELL THE TRUTH as well?
Fuck her. Send her somewhere else. She doesn't need to be in congress. She's a disgrace.
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (xTMnC)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (5p8pS)
It turned me into a newt.
Posted by: flounder
A newt?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (Izzlo)
But Mama, that's where the fun is!
Posted by: Bruce Stinksteen at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (DuZls)
Just about every stupid political stunt the Democrats pull is for the benefit of suburban white women who went to college.
Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2019 05:53 PM (Izzlo)
Funny how we banned smoking in our society, and then suddenly had an Obesity epidemic.
New report out that Obesity is complicit in 1 in FIVE US deaths per year.
Much higher rates than smoking and lung cancer ever were.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (FiUMj)
Secondhand smoke knocked up my Sister!
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:52 PM (5p8pS)
It turned me into a newt.
Posted by: flounder
A newt?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (Izzlo)
Obamacare wouldn't cover it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett
Are you sure it wasn't a toilet seat?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (7wztW)
Big Pharma. Vaping has brutalized nicotine replacement product sales.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (9mbND)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Bruce Stinksteen at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (RD7QR)
Don't ya love how she pushes the mic down after she tells the woman 'you're still smoking'.
Fuck you bitch.
I'd be hauled out of hearings...
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)
no, after all, it was You and Me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Ya think, John?
I'm more convinced than ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (9mbND)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Another Anon at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (l6DjY)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (M+Lyo)
574 Hi Jordan, Mark
Yes, Nurse is great and lots of fun.
Insom needs to join us out here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 05:25 PM (7EIHE)
Yes and yes. I'd give my left kidney to do so. And at this rate probably will have to. I wonder what fresh organs are going for on eBay...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2019 05:51 PM (o+MRL)
But that's OK, its just Darwin in Action!
Some species are not fit to survive.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: pretty much every government as of August 1914 at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)
Cloud chasers, are people who blow the immense clouds of vapor out. There are even contests for it.
Of course, to do that you have to suck in all that stuff and then exhale which is probably not great for you.
But, illegal?
Yeah. That always works. See Prohibition and cigarettes.
WA state already taxes the hell out of vape products.
I don't vape either. I did work for a bit in a shop that catered to those who did. I am sticking with cigars.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (7EIHE)
Posted by: Archer at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (9mbND)
But who gives a fuck. Lots of things I don't like, but I don't want to ban them.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (KP5rU)
Who Killed Marilyn? - The Misfits
https://www.youtube.com/watch
time_continue=1&v=ObT0GyabcnI
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2019 05:58 PM (4e+hS)
New report out that Obesity is complicit in 1 in FIVE US deaths per year.
Much higher rates than smoking and lung cancer ever were.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)
My invention of a cigarette filled with cocaine never did take off. It would've helped with the weight issue though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (EoZPJ)
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Ya think, John?
I'm more convinced than ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (sGotD)
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What exactly is he referring to? I think I'm out of the loop.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)
Doctors and Psychologists have said that the reason Starbucks and all the flavored coffee phenomenon started is because ADULTS wanted to "return to their youth," or their "safe space" as it were, and began drinking all the mocca latte's and caramel crap because they would rather be a child.
They flavored the VAPE to leverage THIS hypothesis. You STILL have to be 18 to buy vape products. If you ENFORCE THE LAW, kids don't get it and it's their PARENTS that suck.
ALL of you should just fuck off, liberals. Fuck RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (xTMnC)
Posted by: Abiss at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (Y8DtA)
"Have you not reason then to bee ashamed, and to forbeare this filthie noveltie, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so grossely mistaken in the right use thereof? In your abuse thereof sinning against God, harming your selves both in persons and goods, and raking also thereby the markes and notes of vanitie upon you: by the custome thereof making your selves to be wondered at by all forraine civil Nations, and by all strangers that come among you, to be scorned and contemned. A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse." - Rashida I and VI
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (7rVsF)
Sugar: Kills 500,000 people a year.
We ban vaping and subsidize the production of sugar.
America, what a country!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (FiUMj)
...things Obama didn't say
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You know what is halal? Coming from a family with 14 kids, all living off welfare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (+lVUW)
Rashida has the intellect of a garden slug.
Posted by: Archer
Only after you've sprinkled salt on them. Before then, they blow her out of the water.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Frito at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (XgGMK)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)
Trump's phone call to Ukraine. If it ain't a sting, Trump is the best at making lemonade out of lemons.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (jYnPD)
Attack the person (you're a conservative).
Minimize them.
Gaslight them (is there a conspiracy going on here?)
Change the narrative to portray your enemy as insane as you continue to push your desired narrative - crazy, conspiracy conservative.
Nice to catch this shit directly on camera.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:00 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (aXucN)
Also, lower cost of calorie-high foods like potato chips. And televisions and computers allowing people to entertain themselves at home instead of going out to hunt deer and wabbits.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (Y274z)
I'm only mildly annoyed by vapers, cigarette smokers aren't so bad as long as it's only one or two and they're outside.
The people I want to feed feet first into plastic shredders are the freaking marijuana smokers. Y'all smell like a skunk's dirty taint and I'm really tired of it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (9t0Zz)
Stupid people doing stupid things along with black marketeers capitalizing on same stupid people compounded by muckraking media and their twin brothers the politicians.
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (wXw18)
LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (5p8pS)
Delvac.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (6qErC)
Democrats want to impeach because feelz.
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (Y274z)
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That's it - BAN ALL FOOD.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: GRETA at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (pyXW1)
Wow.....what a douche she is.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Please do not mention that product in connection with that homunculus.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (r+sAi)
No one says a fucking word about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (l4azy)
Also, lower cost of calorie-high foods like potato chips
Lower cost, as in 'free'.
Posted by: EBT Land Whale at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (Vy7tf)
New report out that Obesity is complicit in 1 in FIVE US deaths per year.
Much higher rates than smoking and lung cancer ever were.
Second look at selling tapeworm eggs in the back of magazines?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (9t0Zz)
She uses a camel dung fire in apartment living room to cook with.
Does make great kebab though, better than hickory.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)
I want all the stuff I hate banned like Progressive Democrats, rap "music," indoctrination in our education system, the Internet of Things, Progressive Democrats, SmartCars, The New York Times, and cheap liquor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Esperts at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (rzPmQ)
If it saves just one child, it'll have been worth it.
Even though Ace will get all smug with his 'I told you all food was evil' stance.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (5p8pS)
Her: **stupid question or statement**
Me: Rashid, you ignorant slut.
And now I must miss all the fun, as usual, and go do some mowing.
Posted by: teej at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (+lVUW)
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She also believes that fighting the terrorists is worse than being terrorists.
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (6qErC)
That'd be great!
Nurse could maybe fix you up for a kidney donation for cash.
WE need all the right thinking people we can get out here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (7EIHE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
I don't want to start in on fat people but I can go into a Walmart and see 10 year olds that outweigh me.
I don't know what my point is.
Carry on.
Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (7wztW)
LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:01 PM (FiUMj)
..........
DID NOT. Pssst. I'll kill you in your sleep.
Posted by: Gurta Thornbutt at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Highly Educated Moron Lee at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (9t0Zz)
Democrats, rap "music," indoctrination in our education system, the
Internet of Things, Progressive Democrats, SmartCars, The New York
Times, and cheap liquor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)
You said progressive democrats twice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD)
Even if you're not hungry, watching pizza cheese being pulled apart in slo-mo, or juicy steak being sliced into, or anything tasty showing up in full color on a tv the size of the wall, and mmm.
Posted by: Boots at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)
~~~~~
A few around here (JackStraw and myself included) have been wondering if this mysterious whistleblower is in fact operating on behalf of PDT. The reason being to get Ukraine back in the news because it is actually beneficial to PDT. Ukraine is where a lot of this mess began and it is awash with democrat corruption, from interference in their elections, to money laundering, to quid pro quos, etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2019 06:05 PM (o+MRL)
Posted by: EBT Land Whale at September 24, 2019 06:05 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 06:05 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls)
Just about every stupid political stunt the Democrats pull is for the benefit of suburban white women who went to college.
Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2019 05:55 PM (sjTfF)
Wine Moms are going to love it when their Strong, Swarthy Muslim friends take away all their booze and shove a trash bag over their head.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (xarPm)
Just about every stupid political stunt the Democrats pull is for the benefit of suburban white women who went to college.
Posted by: Blago
I thought that one of Hillary's many excuses for her loss in '16 was that women voted the way their husbands, fathers, and sons told them to. Apparently the Democrats need to step it up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (+lVUW)
The whole shiterie.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (5p8pS)
No one says a fucking word about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (l4azy)
And I don't WANT them saying shit about it. I LIKE my sugar. I like my salt. I like Dr. Pepper too.
They will just sit there and outlaw EVERYTHING because some human that isn't FIT TO BE a parent has a kid and shovels sugary snacks down it's gullet all day.
Fuck that. TEACH parents to be parents. Stop outlawing everything. Government doesn't know jack shit about diets and nutrition. Just look at what a joke the 4 food groups has been proven to be.
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (xTMnC)
No one says a fucking word about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:02 PM (l4azy)
Yep. There's generally a 1/1 correlation between the things the left say are bad for us, and the things they're not gaining power by promoting.
Sugar is one of the greatest opiates foisted on mankind.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (hku12)
You're welcome!
/ the USDA... and George McGovern.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (sGotD)
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Out: 3-D chess
In: 62-D chess
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (9mbND)
@realDonaldTrump This would be an excellent time for you to stop Tweeting.
I tweeted back to him that Trump seems to have gotten pretty far without any advice from him.
Putz.
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)
Coming form the woman whose constituents think 'second-hand water' ie, PISS is a healthy alternative to tap water.
Posted by: EBT Land Whale at September 24, 2019 06:05 PM (Vy7tf)
Get out! She's a pee drinker?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (eAMlh)
155 'ments in 18 minutes
Posted by: Jon Snow at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (/PIQ/)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (sGotD)
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It seems ill-timed before facing Joe in the general.
Of course, maybe Trump feels that Joe is going down anyway, and the way that he can try to get the media to wreck themselves is to play this card while Joe is still at the table.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
She uses a camel dung fire in apartment living room to cook with
Do NOT go into the camel pen while the camel is there to collect dung!
Posted by: Camel-sack biter at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Feminist Esperts at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (rzPmQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (ZfRYq)
The whole shiterie.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (5p8pS)
90's with a chance of rain this weekend in North Texas.
GLOBAL WARMING here. Get your GLOBAL WARMING here!!!
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (xTMnC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (etE+3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (Aaous)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (9mbND)
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:08 PM (DuZls)
Don't do that.
Buzz in early, for every question, and answer "ORANGEMANBAD!".
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (aKsyK)
That is just too darn delicious to be true. Oh my word, is it too much to dream?
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (Uth2q)
They will just sit there and outlaw EVERYTHING because some human that isn't FIT TO BE a parent has a kid and shovels sugary snacks down it's gullet all day.
Fuck that. TEACH parents to be parents. Stop outlawing everything. Government doesn't know jack shit about diets and nutrition. Just look at what a joke the 4 food groups has been proven to be.
Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (xTMnC)
Yeah. "Ban sugar because fatties are ugly!" isn't exactly a freedom-supporting proposition, either.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (RuIsu)
>>Of course, maybe Trump feels that Joe is going down anyway, and the way that he can try to get the media to wreck themselves is to play this card while Joe is still at the table.
Joe is not going to be the nominee.
But if people really start looking at Ukraine and what went on throughout the Obama years and not just the Biden corruption, it is going to damage the entire Democrat Party.
Trump hasn't been playing defense for a while now and he sure as shit saw this coming a mile away.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)
No one says a fucking word about it.
Sugar is in everything too. Pretty much any prepared food that doesn't have an artificial sweetener has sugar in it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (9t0Zz)
nicotine X
chromium X
Acetone X
Acetic acid X
Ammonia X
Arsenic X
Benzene X
Butane X
Cadmium X
Carbon monoxide X
Formaldehyde X
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (wXw18)
@realDonaldTrump This would be an excellent time for you to stop Tweeting.
I tweeted back to him that Trump seems to have gotten pretty far without any advice from him.
Putz.
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
********
Neal Boortz is a Libertarian who as he used to say on his talk show liked to "stir the pudding" in street language he like to stir up shit
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)
Buzz in early, for every question, and answer "ORANGEMANBAD!".
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (5p8pS)
This. And get video.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (7wztW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism
They also want to take away your meat. And vacation flights. And air conditioning. And gasoline engine cars.
Actually we're all going to be dead from global warming in 12 years so you may as well smoke away and get fat as a you please,
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (+lVUW)
The laughing stock of porn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)
________
I see I'm not the only one who read it that way.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (etE+3)
or not.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9mbND)
I really, really hate Progressive Democrats. Let's ban them twice just to make sure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)
Ah, come on now.....senior center? How old are they? You have to cut the oldies some slack.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (Uth2q)
Second hand smoke weighs more than 10 moving boxes!
Posted by: Don Q
LOL, that's a winner, right there.
Posted by: imp at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (w+Z9D)
The laughing stock of porn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)
________
I see I'm not the only one who read it as "laughing stock of pron."
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (y5V8D)
The only thing worse than smoking, is not smoking.
Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (RuIsu)
And the Irish.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (67sg6)
Oh Honey, Honey.
Posted by: The People Who Want You Dead at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (DuZls)
Neal Boortz@Talkmaster
An older Bill Maher.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (aKsy
******
Maher thought he was Libertarian because he was for Drugs being legalized, Boortz Hates Big Govt' with a Capital H A T E
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)
I've have stopped smoking now for 16 days. I feel a lot better.
Also, when the blonde chick talked back to the muzzie, I thought she was kinda hot.
Something about women that talk back to screechy leftists that makes them hawt.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 110 lb manling with tats and a man-bun at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2019 06:12 PM (u//oP)
We Must Ban the Dutch Rudder!
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck you bitch.
I'd be hauled out of hearings...
Posted by: Tami
And a proper response would have been, "But that's none of your damn business, bitch."
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (+lVUW)
Vaping has become big business. They aren't paying up like all the other good lobbyists are. Washington wants the Vaping Industry to start paying them just like the sugar, alcohol, tobacco, and gun lobbies do.
This is about strong arming the vaping industry into putting money into campaign coffers.
This is political extortion is actually a crime. But no one says anything about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (l4azy)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus in her bid to form one impeachment committee, similar to the Hyde Committee or the Rodino Committee, and capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:11 PM (Uth2q)
They're all early to mid 70's. They get little jibes in here and there and I ignore it, but I'm pissed today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Ez6QX)
or not.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9mbND)
soon, they will tax the very air you breathe
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:14 PM (NgKpN)
Actually, that's sorta the plan, but not because of AGW. I'm just lazy and old and don't give much of a shit about anything these days.
Behold the field where I grow my fucks and see it lies fallow and barren. (I really want a needlepoint thingy that says that to hang on the wall here at stately Casa Backwardio. The kids and g-kids will get a kick out of that.)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (HaL55)
It's not nicotine cartridges causing the lung diseases; it's rampant stupidity that's to blame.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (Fao6g)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus in her bid to form one impeachment committee, similar to the Hyde Committee or the Rodino Committee, and capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
They really do want this thing to last the next 5 years.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
********
Neal Boortz is a Libertarian who as he used to say on his talk show liked to "stir the pudding" in street language he like to stir up shit
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)
Boortz used to refer to Obama as the SCFOMF... and say what it means.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (1g7ch)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus in her bid to form one impeachment committee, similar to the Hyde Committee or the Rodino Committee, and capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
PEECH FOADDY FI !
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (M+Lyo)
That'd be great!
Nurse could maybe fix you up for a kidney donation for cash.
WE need all the right thinking people we can get out here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (7EIHE)
800-KASH-4-KIDNEYS
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:14 PM (NgKpN)
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If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Posted by: Cause I'm the Taxman at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cause I'm the Taxman at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Trump will handle it, and Biden will be gone. Enjoy your time with your Mom, and try to have a little fun with the old bitties.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
They really do want this thing to last the next 5 years.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (pgXNG)
Its all about hamstringing the administration with subpoenas.
Harassment, pure and simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
Jordan, I'm with you. Bring a book. Better to keep the peace for your mom. The biddies can just stew in their own sorry juices.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (7EIHE)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 24, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)
no, after all, it was You and Me.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Robert was killed by a Palestinian Muslim. Don't hear about that very much, do we?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (+lVUW)
But worse
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f)
Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (RuIsu)
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cder/iig/index.cfm
If legal cape juice is a problem (Sudden Death Syndrome) there a shitload of OTCs they need to pull off the market.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (1g7ch)
I suspect the multiple committees are to get maximum air time/fundraising.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus in her bid to form one impeachment committee, similar to the Hyde Committee or the Rodino Committee, and capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
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I don't understand what this means.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2019 06:16 PM (+lVUW)
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That is forbidden knowledge, citizen!
Posted by: Social Justice Police at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)
Oh ALL RIGHT. Although I might have to rip my patch off and have a smoke if I get really irritated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (Ez6QX)
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It seems ill-timed before facing Joe in the general.
Of course, maybe Trump feels that Joe is going down anyway, and the way that he can try to get the media to wreck themselves is to play this card while Joe is still at the table.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
It would also force other D-Rat candidates to either stick w/Joe - a criminal - or renounce Joe - one of their own.
Posted by: Adriane the Fruit & Dessert Critic ... at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (LPnfS)
I feel your pain, I do. My mother is on our side, but all her sisters are yellow dog dems. Still, old ladies. They're in their 80s, though, and otherwise very cute, so it's probably a little easier on me. Good luck.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (Uth2q)
Posted by: Galil at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (Pzzpr)
There's another dimension to that. The big names that make vape juice want all the other fish out of their pond. They have the infrastructure to produce higher quality juice with fewer bad chemicals. They're trying to use their position and influence to corner the market.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (9t0Zz)
Actually we're all going to be dead from global warming in 12 years so you may as well smoke away and get fat as a you please,
Posted by: nerdygirl
Touch my meat and there will be a fight.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (Pr4ah)
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (pgXNG)
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Remember pixie sticks? Loved those things as a kid, as did a lot of the kids I grew up with. Yet, being overweight as a kid wasn't a problem. Might have had something to do with the fact we road our bikes to get our pixie sticks.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: imp at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (C1Lsn)
i think he said, 'stuttering cluster-BANG of a miserable failure' and let your imagination fill the rest
if i remember correctly?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (FiUMj)
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It means that 6 assholes get to subpoena everybody that has ever spoken to Trump and possibly fine them with contempt until they talk.
Posted by: Tyranny Now! at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Yeah. "Ban sugar because fatties are ugly!" isn't exactly a freedom-supporting proposition, either.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:09 PM (pgXNG)
So then how about we not focus so much on government banning this stuff, and instead be wiling to have honest dialog about it.
Americans are conditioned to take in drugs as a means of finding happiness, and sugar is the #1 drug ingested by all of us. We HAVE been brainwashed, and frankly it pisses me off!
I don't want the government to ban it. I want people who manufacture our food to hold THEM accountable!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (hku12)
--------------------------------------------
or not.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9mbND)
Techincally you're correct. But they've taken what was a device to help aid smokers quit and turned it into another monster.
I'm sick of smokers bitching and those that took a vape tool and turned into stick candy should be jailed.
Know who owns Juuel? Phillip Morris. Oh, they've got a new company name but it's Phillip Morris.
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (l4azy)
Didn't she marry her uncle?
Serious. Her husband is related to her mom in some way.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (FiUMj)
Nanzi has lost control of her caucus. She wanted to have one controllable committee. Instead, she is herding psycho cats on meth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (jYnPD)
574 Hi Jordan, Mark
Yes, Nurse is great and lots of fun.
Insom needs to join us out here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 24, 2019 05:25 PM (7EIHE)
Yes and yes. I'd give my left kidney to do so. And at this rate probably will have to. I wonder what fresh organs are going for on eBay...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Hi Hi Hi, wouldn't mind another meetup, formal or otherwise soonish.
Eastern WA in the Fall is pretty keen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK8)
They usually go for old men in wheel chairs ...
Posted by: Adriane the Fruit & Dessert Critic ... at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (LPnfS)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus in her bid to form one impeachment committee, similar to the Hyde Committee or the Rodino Committee, and capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
__
I don't understand what this means.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (FiUMj)
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I think it means there is more crazy in the House than Pelosi cared to admit.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)
STOP WINKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rashida T-Labia at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (f1Vqw)
They can plead the 5th all day long and it won't cost them a cent.
See Lerner, Lois.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Whoopi Cushion at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (5p8pS)
I'm glad to say I had to look that up. WTF. In Gay denial act.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:15 PM (Fao6g) "
And not just on this issue.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (c1yAg)
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Cuckshed Staffer at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (hku12)
I said that backwards, I meant to say, I want US, the people, to hold the corporations who manufacture our foods accountable.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (hku12)
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Pelosi was shot down?On her broom?
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Pliney at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (nzKWW)
Yup, and also more committees/resources distracted by this effort.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (bDqIh)
Five minutes ago we were laughing because impeachment wasn't even going to be given its own committee. She has now got 6 actual committee chairs on a committee now, all of them shit stirrers, or they wouldn't be chairs.
She was trying to minimize it, and is losing badly.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (Uth2q)
or not.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9mbND)
In fairness, 95% of the population doesn't know shit about chemistry, physiology, or much of anything else that's relevant to this. (Exhibit A: threads here on diet and nutrition, or references to amyl nitrATE, when the operative substance is amyl nitrITE, a rather different compound.)
So we need an agency with people who have the time, the resources, and the requisite relevant expertise about this to make determinations of what is and isn't safe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (Fao6g)
No one? I'm willing to do it, but I'll need a four year grant at $200,000 per year and I can't guarantee she'll understand it when I'm done.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (jp0Bv)
Pot dabs will continue to contain oil, nicotine vape cartridges will go underground and lots more sketchy shit will go into people's lungs.
What an elegant solution!
Posted by: imp at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (w+Z9D)
My favorite anti-conspiracy is this:
"What if JFK's head just naturally did that?"
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: dw at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (stPAM)
10,000 more ran to the shore,
While she screamed 'bout Climate Changin'
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (pyXW1)
Eastern WA in the Fall is pretty keen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK
Oooh YES!! I only have one spare room though. And a couple of super annoying elderly beagles.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (DuZls)
Hi Hi Hi, wouldn't mind another meetup, formal or otherwise soonish.
Eastern WA in the Fall is pretty keen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 24, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK
Hey Mark! I'm sure it is. Now all I need to do is find someone who can safely remove my kidney in a, um, surgically unorthodox setting...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Our only recourse to stopping this slow motion coup by the government is the voting box.
Once it becomes the ammo box, everything is out the window.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: Lonesome George at September 24, 2019 06:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Clearly the whole den of vipers is nothing more than the Enemy Within and should be treated as the Saboteurs and Seditionists they are.
Every bill - illegitimate.
Every Proclamation - illegitimate.
Every claim of,well, anything - illegitimate.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:22 PM (lD3vL)
Democrats, rap "music," indoctrination in our education system, the
Internet of Things, Progressive Democrats, SmartCars, The New York
Times, and cheap liquor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)
You said progressive democrats twice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD) "
Need to be sure to get every last one of them or they repopulate like roaches.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2019 06:22 PM (c1yAg)
Posted by: Tami
__
I don't understand what this means.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
It means Maxine Waters transitions to vapor at room temperature.
Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (786Ro)
We are already at ammo box.
Its just that we are too comfy living as sheep.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2019 06:17 PM (Pr4ah)
Really?
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (Fao6g)
Yeah, like that evil DDT stuff!
The problem with government power it will always eventually be abused.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (5p8pS)
I came into advising the Carson and Trump campaign/transition by leveraging my energy business ties in SE Europe/Mediterranean where US energy companies had just discovered energy. Nuland and Biden had their tentacles in those regions and wanted to extort officials. I saw it all
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (a0IVu)
10,000 more ran to the shore,
While she screamed 'bout Climate Changin'
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I shouldn't be surprised by the obscure knowledge of the horde hive-mind, but I am.
Posted by: imp at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (w+Z9D)
Every bill - illegitimate.
Every Proclamation - illegitimate.
Every claim of,well, anything - illegitimate.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:22 PM (lD3vL)
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They're not doing bills or anything. They are just trying Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)
No winking in the impeachment room!
Posted by: Rashida T-Labia at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (igo0V)
fap
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)
AVACADOS
I like them, but I'll take the hit just to hear them squeal about how unfair it is the government is taking away their precious avocado toast.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (bDqIh)
You take that back or we'll sue into next year.
Hurumph!
Posted by: Slug Defamation League at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (3ZthQ)
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (a0IVu)
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I'm sure she'd be more capable of shoveling the Stygian Stables.
No, 6 Demolistcrat loons are running apeshit all over Washington. She's lost it, there is not reining in, there is no corralling.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (igo0V
Started in the 1950s. Today the trees bear their rotten fruit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: Little Rashida at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:18 PM (hku12)
I said that backwards, I meant to say, I want US, the people, to hold the corporations who manufacture our foods accountable.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (hku12)
I'd suggest thinking twice about this. If "the people" hold others accountable, you in effect mean "juries." Bear in mind that juries recently have found the manufacturer of RoundUp (Monsanto) "accountable" for something that it almost certainly has no blame for. Similarly with silicone breast implants, and before vaccine manufacturers, and of course many medical malpractice lawsuits.
John Edwards made a handsome living manipulating the emotions of juries from which you can bet your butt he excluded any jurors with three digit IQs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (Fao6g)
Posted by: x at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (nFwvY)
You take that back or we'll sue into next year.
Hurumph!
Posted by: Slug Defamation League at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (3ZthQ)
Somebody's all salty.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
Let them come up with a long scroll of reasons to impeach.
And then when it is delivered to the Senate...
Set it on fire, and have the messenger who delivered it tossed out on their arse.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: pj at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: William Spooner at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (87EdW)
Let them come up with a long scroll of reasons to impeach.
And then when it is delivered to the Senate...
Set it on fire, and have the messenger who delivered it tossed out on their arse.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (lD3vL)
Sergeant at Arms, whack his pee-pee.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)
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AG William Barr Says Howdy guys & gals LOLGFY
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (BqBId)
AVOCADOS
I like them, but I'll take the hit just to hear them squeal about how unfair it is the government is taking away their precious avocado toast.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (bDqIh)
Also ban soy lattes, man buns, electric cars, bike lanes ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (Fao6g)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
Ukraine gov officials must be thinking our senators are bat shit crazy.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (7wztW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (yWXpx)
Its just that we are too comfy living as sheep.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
As long as the store shelves remain stocked...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
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I'll bet the Ukraine is very interested in having this can of worms opened.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Either you jump ship or you fight for the man.
Consequences, consequences.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (l4azy)
Nancy Pelosi suggests that Democrats have to impeach Trump because they desperately want to prevent him from getting re-elected: "He can't win, that is very serious"
Posted by: Ha at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (B/g/o)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
Ukraine gov officials must be thinking our senators are bat shit crazy.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
They already knew some of our government was batshit crazy.
They had met Biden after all.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
And coming from them, that's saying something.
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (cF8AT)
"What if JFK's head just naturally did that?"
Posted by: bonhomme
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Don't pinch your nose shut and close your mouth when you sneeze!
Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (rmCb7)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (oiNtH)
Nah. Their Ukrainian. Corruption is their mother's milk.
Ukraine may not be the most corrupt country on earth but it's definitely in the running.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Nancy Pelosi suggests that Democrats have to impeach Trump because they desperately want to prevent him from getting re-elected: "He can't win, that is very serious"
Posted by: Ha at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (B/g/o)
She's not the only one saying that.
They are using Impeachment as a tool for the election, and admitting it.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (NgKpN)
You just summed up people. Banning everyone else's vices while fighting to the death to defend their own.
People suck. Don't trust 'em.
Posted by: None Dare Call It Treason at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (b2/Ti)
The problem with government power it will always eventually be abused.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (NgKpN)
Actually, that was kind of a case in point. Rachel Carson ginned up popular uproar that led the government to take the path of least resistance. Just like with "climate change" now. Bucking the electorate is political suicide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (Fao6g)
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The ridiculous thing is that all we heard about is Trump trying to intimidate Ukraine, Trump's quid pro quo over the call.
And now it's, no there are other things this busybody has on its mind!
Andrew McCarthy explained that the statute that Schitf read from did NOT apply to the president. The President sets policy. People act in defiance of HIS policy.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)
Best gift ever to the Repubs, if they could get the gumption to use it.
Posted by: pj at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (qlTN9)
Two guesses which side I'll support.
Posted by: Mitt "I'm positioning myself against anything Trump" Romney at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (9t0Zz)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
2004-2005: Orange Revolution
2019-2020: OrangeMan Revolution
Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pj at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (qlTN9)
Are there actually people snorting Vaseline?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi ... capitulated to no fewer than 6 committee chairs to jointly "lead" the investigation, including volatile Rep. Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
Committees lead by Maxine Waters, Shelia Jackson Lee, Frederica Wilson, Jerry Nadler and Alex Cortez.
Wooo Hooo
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (EgshT)
Jay-
Did you see NBC has based an entire new tv series on the Roundup case?
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (f8ilN)
DDT, part 2.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (NgKpN)
I go to a small midwestern college and as I was perusing the ancient Mesopotamian book section, I turn the corner and there she was, fully naked putting oil on her huge lungs. I told her that it was dangerous. She just smiled.
Posted by: Midwestern College Dude at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
It's almost as if the DemCong and MSM live in an echo chamber - Ukraine has been trying to get to the Biden clan for extortion.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (1g7ch)
Songs that made the hit parade,
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days,
And you know where you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man like Al Bundy again..
https://tinyurl.com/oxf3xmo
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (Bf3hj)
Jesus what a freakin line up.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: An aggrieved slug at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (m45I2)
Wooo Hooo
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (wXw1
That can't be real. They really, really, really want to get blown out next year don't they.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:31 PM (CQ3Qb)
People breathing 100 miles downwind of a smoker hardest hit.
Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2019 06:31 PM (sdi6R)
I think it was the James Madison that said that the Ukraine already OK'd the in a lower thread and I agree.
This could really, really be bad for democrats. However, the MSM will cover for them, as per usual. So probably just a setback.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 24, 2019 06:31 PM (gdfZ0)
STOP DER WINKENHAMMEREN!
Posted by: Rashida T-Labia and Larry O'Donnell at September 24, 2019 06:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (786Ro)
Did you see NBC has based an entire new tv series on the Roundup case?
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2019 06:28 PM (f8ilN)
Nope. My cardiologist would have recommended against my watching it anyway.
RoundUp is on Death Row, certainly here in CA, thanks to nitwits who don't know doodly about it. I look at the structure and don't see anything that would lead me to suspect it is a carcinogen. Not to say that it couldn't be, but it's like looking at David Hogg and doubting he's got an NFL career ahead of him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (Fao6g)
Jesus what a freakin line up.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)
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Where's Batman when you need him.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (DuZls)
The problem with government power it will always eventually be abused.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:23 PM (NgKpN)
Actually, that was kind of a case in point. Rachel Carson ginned up popular uproar that led the government to take the path of least resistance. Just like with "climate change" now. Bucking the electorate is political suicide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (Fao6g)
Yup, and has led to 100s of millions of deaths throughout the world from malaria.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (hku12)
I'd suggest thinking twice about this. If "the people" hold others accountable, you in effect mean "juries." Bear in mind that juries recently have found the manufacturer of RoundUp (Monsanto) "accountable" for something that it almost certainly has no blame for. Similarly with silicone breast implants, and before vaccine manufacturers, and of course many medical malpractice lawsuits.
John Edwards made a handsome living manipulating the emotions of juries from which you can bet your butt he excluded any jurors with three digit IQs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (Fao6g)
Oh hell no, I don't mean juries. Juries have to sit in front of lawyers, and lawyers are what got us into this mess.
When I say "the people," I'm talking about a court of public opinion. A fantasy, in many ways, but as far removed from courtrooms as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (hku12)
Rashida and her nicotine-nazi allies are clueless and evil.
Posted by: cool breeze at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (Fao6g)
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Which is better, lymphoma with or without hodkins?
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (DuZls)
fwiw, the whistleblower was probably a deep stater like sue Gordon, who was in on the debrief of guiliani and guessed that the call to zelensky was next, now the special court had already reopened the investigation, in june,
Posted by: admiral marcus at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (x+C/t)
No, I think just that the committee/inquiry panel/whatever they're calling it will be made up of 6 Chairs from current committees.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (Uth2q)
Yeah but it is offset by how attractive she is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:27 PM (yWXpx)
She makes the burden of celibacy less onerous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (eAMlh)
An incredibly stupid assertion, on a par with homeopathy. So ... diluting the smoke makes it MORE toxic? She's never heard the dictum, "the dose makes the poison?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (Fao6g)
Guessing this isn't the committee that decides on who gets the Fields Medal.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (ykYG2)
What is being communicated to the world whatever leader wants to get leverage on Trump just needs to manufacture an alleged meeting where Trump made several "tell Vlad that after the election I'll have more flexibility" sort of statements.
Then the bat scat insane House will perform all kinds of fellatio on the foreign source "whistle blower" who delivers documents since it is pretty clear that the provenance or veracity of the claim is immaterial.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (lD3vL)
Committees lead by Maxine Waters, Shelia Jackson Lee, Frederica Wilson, Jerry Nadler and Alex Cortez.
Combined IQs: Mid-90s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (Fao6g)
Go to your neighborhood Walmart.
They now have a big sign by the door saying that there are things inside the store that may be carcinogenic according to Calif.
Yes, just walking into Wally World can now cause Cancer according to the 'Golden State'.
/and no, I'm not kidding, almost fell down laughing when I saw that sign.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roundup at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Galil at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (Pzzpr)
panel/whatever they're calling it will be made up of 6 Chairs from
current committees.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (Uth2q)
If that is the impeachment panel the Pelosi is throwing it on purpose.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Null at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (nzKWW)
The five asses of the apocalypse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (r+sAi)
Awww jeez the Strategic Popcorn Reserve is gonna take such a hit ...
Kinda like if every clown in the clown car was fighting to grab the steering wheel ... ya just gotta hope they all got switchblades up their sleeves.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (c1yAg)
Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (2Mnv1)
I like them, but I'll take the hit just to hear them squeal about how unfair it is the government is taking away their precious avocado toast.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2019 06:24 PM (bDqIh)
You'll take my avocados when you pry them from my cold, dead (and messy) fingers.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (Fao6g)
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Dihydrogen Monoxide is a killer, doncha know?
I'd introduce a bill to have the stuff banned, but, I think CA would go for it.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)
Which seems weird, because that's exactly what Biden admitted to doing, withholding aid, quid pro quo and abuse of office.
Come to think of it, that's also exactly what Obama did when he told the Russians he would have more flexibility after the election.
Also sounds like what Hillary did by peddling access to the White House in exchange for donations to the Clinton Foundation.
And riddle me this, Batman. Why exactly did Trump need to threaten the Ukraine into doing something they were already wanting to do (investigating Biden)?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (l4azy)
Yeah but it is offset by how attractive she is
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Now that you mention it, she is kind of hawt!
Posted by: A near-sighted garden slug ~~~~φ at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (Bf3hj)
Secretary of State Pompeo recieved permission from Ukraine Government to release the transcript of the telephone call I had with their President. They don't know either what the big deal is. A total Witch Hunt Scam by the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)
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If they go a step further and confirm that the transcript is accurate and faithful, what are the Dems going to do next? Impeach Ukraine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Null Pointer at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (DuZls)
No shit? lol.
Is this the Special Olympics committee? Because these are some very special people.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (hku12)
OK. But even there, public opinion is easily manipulated. After all, Hussein, a Muslim Manchurian Candidate with Communist terrorist buddies and a raving anti-American lunatic pastor was elected twice.
With all their failings, I'd much rather have people assessing technical issues who actually have some potential basis for making said assessments.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (Fao6g)
These nasty toxic parasites are always looking for new ways to steal taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (2Mnv1)
This was very predictable. So many state budgets have become dependent on tobacco taxes while at the same time banning smoking everywhere. It's going to be interesting seeing how they try to make up the shortfall.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:33 PM (Fao6g)
I'm pretty sure at this point, the Left is playing the "We know that you know we're lying to you, but you'll listen and act like you believe because you don't DARE stop us" strategy.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: rashida tilapia at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (rzPmQ)
FAB has weighed in. Trump is clear and present danger to the future of U.S.
Twisted PIAPS think she's in a movie or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (yWXpx)
I'd also hate to be the aide who has to help him off the toilet.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (PCof0)
No shit? lol.
Is this the Special Olympics committee? Because these are some very special people.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (j3npP)
Nah, it's the House Intelligence Committee. And some people say politicians have no sense of humor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (Fao6g)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (yWXpx)
Yeah but it is offset by how attractive she is
So you have a fetish for pig snouts?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (a7oGB)
I'd introduce a bill to have the stuff banned, but, I think CA would go for it.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
at September 24, 2019 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)
Well, everyone who has ever gotten cancer has been contaminated by Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Its a 100% statistical co-relation!
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (NgKpN)
Once someone explains to her that Zyklon B is made from hydrogen cyanide, and that cyanide is found in apples, she will be in a spiritual crisis.
Ban all apples, grapes, peaches, cherries, plums, etc. because they have cyanide and thus will kill you?
Or write a law demanding Jews eat more fruit?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (lD3vL)
That's what this committee is. Pelosi is sticking her five dumbest 'tards in a do-nothing group where they can do the least damage.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2019 06:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (l4azy)
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Which is precisely how the "principled conservatives" outed themselves over this.
Posted by: Null Pointer at September 24, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: x at September 24, 2019 06:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Null at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (nzKWW)
^^^^^^^^
Posted by: Null Pointer at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (DuZls)
I take Exception to that!
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 24, 2019 06:38 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)
One of those things that make you go hmmmm.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
There has got to be a carcinogen blast in that scenario.
Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (oiNtH)
No one? I'm willing to do it, but I'll need a four year grant at $200,000 per year and I can't guarantee she'll understand it when I'm done.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 24, 2019 06:20 PM (jp0Bv)
No problem. Just be sure she does not decide to repeal the Laws of Physics.
Cause racist or something.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (WFe5M)
I'm gone shoppin' for a special cowgirl hat just for the occasion!
Posted by: Frederica at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
I was looking at a Leupold Mark 5 rifle scope. No shit. There was a CA cancer warning.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
They'll tax breathing, once they figure out how to do so. Just like efforts to raise mileage standards to combat global warming. Gasoline tax revenues fell, so now the Reds want to tax mileage instead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (Fao6g)
It's a coup.
Make sure you use that term with all your friends and relatives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (l4azy)
Posted by: Casual Reader at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: we must do something at September 24, 2019 06:40 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 24, 2019 06:40 PM (EgshT)
from hydrogen cyanide, and that cyanide is found in apples, she will be
in a spiritual crisis.
Ban all apples, grapes, peaches, cherries, plums, etc. because they have cyanide and thus will kill you?
Or write a law demanding Jews eat more fruit?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (lD3vL)
I once worked at a DoD facility with a car in the parking lot that had a personalized license plate that said "ZyklonB". I never knew who it was but found it pretty disconcerting.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:40 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: The Bowl at September 24, 2019 06:40 PM (K22Va)
The Dems say Trump intimidated them with a phone call. They must really be afraid of Trump.
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Becky Cloggenstein of Doylestown, PA at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
I laugh bitterly every time I see such a sign. California doesn't know how to handle its finances, deal with vagrants, restrain illegal immigration, run schools for shit, maintain roads, etc. but when it comes to toxicology, they're geniuses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (Fao6g)
More likely to get lead poisoning.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 24, 2019 06:40 PM (EgshT)
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That's a dark matter.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (f4qXm)
Tell her about water last.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (WFe5M)
One of those things that make you go hmmmm.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (cxIsI)
Are you really an apostate if you're doing it in order to help develop Nuclear Weapons to exterminate the Filthy Kuffar (especially Da Joooooooz), though?
It seems like Allah would probably be all about that.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (VNmG1)
Yes, just walking into Wally World can now cause Cancer according to the 'Golden State'.
More likely to get lead poisoning.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 24, 2019 06:41 PM (lD3vL)
Crack overdose.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)
Newsome thinks he is going to be President.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (5p8pS)
This is opposition research for the next election.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
True fact:
Second-cooch talcum powder may actually be more deadly than powdering your own cooch directly.
I talked with some little kids about this and they looked at me real strange. Then the teacher came into the room and I bolted out the window.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
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They should change the sign at the border.
Now Entering California. Some things inside these borders may be carcinogenic.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)
I took a quick break after my last comment and quickly came to the same conclusion. Pelosi still doesn't want to do this so what better way than to put some incompetents in a room and let them draw shit on the wall with crayons. The phones won't be plugged into a wall outlet either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)
sounds like we need some common-sense caucus control
Posted by: creepy porn lawyer at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (/+dbF)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:32 PM (hku12)
OK. But even there, public opinion is easily manipulated. After all, Hussein, a Muslim Manchurian Candidate with Communist terrorist buddies and a raving anti-American lunatic pastor was elected twice.
With all their failings, I'd much rather have people assessing technical issues who actually have some potential basis for making said assessments.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (Fao6g)
Which is why, in my fantasy world, we have direct access to such wise men. Without government interference, without corporate manipulation, without having to have it filtered through the media.
Just experts, expertin', and people deciding for themselves what to do with the information.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (hku12)
This is opposition research for the next election.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
BINGO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (Bf3hj)
"impeachment" is as likely as my being named starting center for the Washington Bullets...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
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It's trying to spy on the Trump campaign under the color of law.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
Go to your neighborhood Walmart.
They now have a big sign by the door saying that there are things inside the store that may be carcinogenic according to Calif.
Some car manufacturers actually WANT to implement California standards. If all corporations do the same then our choices will be severely reduced.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (aKsyK)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus
sounds like we need some common-sense caucus control
Posted by: creepy porn lawyer at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (/+dbF)
You will get my caucus when you pry it from my cold dead handsus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (jYnPD)
Right on cue. The gubernator of Massholechewshits just announced a
proposal to ban all vaping products. I've been saying to anyone that
would listen for the last several weeks, that all the announced deaths
have quietly, very quietly, have had something to do with THC and oils
being put into homemade products, like aloe.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (VNmG1)
Not possible to ban vaping ingredients. There are only two: propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin (plus optional food-grade flavoring). All three are in virtually all the food and medicine you ingest every day. I spent about $70 the other day on the ingredients to make my own and figure it'll be enough to last 6+ months.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (CQ3Qb)
from hydrogen cyanide, and that cyanide is found in apples, she will be in a spiritual crisis.
It's in the seeds/pits of a number of fruits (apples, apricots, peaches, to name a few), but not as free hydrogen cyanide, but rather as amygdalin, a nitrile-containing saccharide that used to be flogged off as a cancer cure (laetrile).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (Fao6g)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)
They'll draw shit on the wall with actual shit. Like that one scene in Hemlock Grove.
Posted by: Allie at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (Vy7tf)
True fact:
Second-cooch talcum powder may actually be more deadly than powdering your own cooch directly."
So before tribbing, ask if she uses talcum powder. The life you save could be your own.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
They'll tax breathing, once they figure out how to do so. Just like efforts to raise mileage standards to combat global warming. Gasoline tax revenues fell, so now the Reds want to tax mileage instead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:39 PM (Fao6g)
Meat taxes, or haven't you been paying attention?
Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
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It's trying to spy on the Trump campaign under the color of law.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
Well, they have to do something, they don't have the FBI and CIA anymore.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mitt "I'm positioning myself against anything Trump" Romney at September 24, 2019 06:29 PM (9t0Zz)
I'll wager this passes the House.
In the Senate - don't know. But I'll bet this;
Sinema and Manchin vote against. Romney, Collins, Murkowski, Portman, and Toomey support.
The rest ? Depends on what the DNC comes up with - and what these peeps perceive they need to do to save their own skins. This has nothing to do with high crimes and misdemeanors.
Posted by: None Dare Call It Treason at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (b2/Ti)
Posted by: The Allocamelus at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (Tnijr)
Actually, they want a single standard... lowers costs.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (6qErC)
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They haven't formed the committees yet but one can dream.
https://tinyurl.com/y4gwyxsk
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4gwyxsk
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (wXw18)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi was shot down by her caucus
sounds like we need some common-sense caucus control
Posted by: creepy porn lawyer at September 24, 2019 06:43 PM (/+dbF)
You will get my caucus when you pry it from my cold dead handsus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:44 PM (jYnPD)
First read as "cactus." You do you, man.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
.....
Correct.
Unless you are using Gold Bond for Prep.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (pyXW1)
"Let's what other shit we can cram into the vape bong/thing!"
"Let's play catch with lawn darts!"
"Let's eat Tide pods!"
Posted by: mikeyG at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (/+dbF)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2019 06:47 PM (QfyTW)
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:47 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (5p8pS)
Yeah, I know. God help us.
Of course, Eric Garcetti thought he had a shot until LA was overrun with vagrants, rats, and typhus. Then, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:47 PM (Fao6g)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2019 06:47 PM (r+sAi)
Well, Corporations are just people and people are stupid.
Sure, having one standard would be beneficial.
So. Adopt Wyoming's Standard.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:47 PM (5p8pS)
If you try to sit I'll tax your seat...
if you take a walk I'll tax your feet.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (6qErC)
Oh yeah great idea. What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (yWXpx)
Mitch tweet regarding impeachment-
https://tinyurl.com/y3cgovzt
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (wiXsO)
Cocaine Mitch with a beatdown!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)
Fortunately, I haven't. I'm just waiting for oxygen taxes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (Fao6g)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (VNmG1)
Actually, they want a single standard... lowers costs.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (6qErC)
They are already geared up to push us into battery cars. Allowing us to buy beefy internal combustion engines fouls up their plans.
https://tinyurl.com/y4gwyxsk
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4gwyxsk
Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Quilp at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: The Vapers at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Greta Thornburg at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (/PIQ/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:50 PM (6qErC)
>Oh yeah great idea. What could possibly go wrong
I don't know much about aviatronics, but a mucus plug rattling around the cockpit has got to be hell on the electrical controls stystem.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:50 PM (5p8pS)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2019 06:50 PM (xInes)
Posted by: pawn at September 24, 2019 06:51 PM (PveK5)
Well, there goes thoughts of dinner...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 24, 2019 06:51 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2019 06:51 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (wiXsO)
Cocaine Mitch with a beatdown!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (jYnPD)
Wow, the replies there?
/shakes head.
Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2019 06:51 PM (NgKpN)
'tards in a do-nothing group where they can do the least damage.
I'ma looking at that impeach poll that shows pretty much nobody wants PDT impeached and then I'ma looking at what looks a lot like not one, not two but five (Count 'em. Five!) impeachment committees in the House.
Then I remember how dumbed-down the country is and think that the majority of the country that doesn't want impeachment will see impeachment despite what Nazi Palsi tries to say to the contrary.
I don't think this is going to turn out very well for the Progs. I see the potential for a fair amount of damage to them. I truly hope there's lots of it and they explode like a Russian rocket launch pad failure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 24, 2019 06:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:52 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 24, 2019 06:45 PM (2DOZq)
Alar is an object lesson in NOT having the unwashed weigh in on technical issues.
Horse-faced Meryl Streep quoted tox results on Alar as showing it caused 5000 cancers/y. She multiplied the imputed cancer incidence by the population of the U.S. to get that number, ignoring - through her profound ignorance - the considerably larger +- number that followed it, that showed that there was no statistically significant effect.
Turns out when you multiply most numbers by 300 million, you get a substantial result.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2019 06:52 PM (Fao6g)
https://tinyurl.com/y3cgovzt
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2019 06:46 PM (wiXsO)
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Don't read the comments unless you want a rage headache.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BradF at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2019 06:42 PM (5p8pS)
...........
I'll cut the bitch.
Posted by: Kamalala at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (yWXpx)
Brian, that's just it though. People have been adding all kinds of weird
shit to their vape oils. Something like aloe, a semi liquid at room
temp, can be heated enough to to form a gas, then in the lungs it cools
back down to a lower temp and becomes a semi liquid, or even a solid.
Lungs don't like that shit.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (VNmG1)
I don't believe that, there's no reason to. Every case we've heard about these past few weeks are people vaping blackmarket THC cartridges cut with vitamin E and other bad stuff. Not nicitene vaping.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2019 06:54 PM (Z1ykJ)
Oh yeah great idea. What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (yWXpx)
"I can't go into battle....I have morning sickness!!!"
Just wait.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at September 24, 2019 06:54 PM (a7oGB)
*******
Shorter Cocaine Mitch "LICK MY TAINT NANCY & PROGTARDS"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 24, 2019 06:54 PM (BqBId)
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so.
Posted by: The Vapers at September 24, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)
.........
It was the sexbots, amirite?
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 24, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:53 PM (yWXpx)
Nope - they did not.
And Ken Starr letting that investigation drift away from the Paula Jones charges, and into Monica, was a piss-poor decision.
Posted by: None Dare Call It Treason at September 24, 2019 06:56 PM (b2/Ti)
Wooo Hooo
*********
to lead - guide, direct, head up
led- past tense of "to lead"
lead - a soft malleable metal
So, "...committees lead by Maxine Waters..." would imply her brain is soft and malleable. I guess we can allow that usage. A
fter further review the ruling on the field stands.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2019 06:57 PM (m45I2)
Oh yeah great idea. What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (yWXpx)
If they eject, they might leave the kid in the jet?
Posted by: JB1000 at September 24, 2019 06:58 PM (1NxC3)
Posted by: Jordan61
No, lol, don't think so. Just putting it in if they have a sore nose from a cold or something.
Posted by: pj at September 24, 2019 07:01 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: None Dare Call It Treason at September 24, 2019 07:02 PM (b2/Ti)
Oh yeah great idea. What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2019 06:48 PM (yWXpx)
If they eject, they might leave the kid in the jet?
Posted by: JB1000 at September 24, 2019 06:58 PM (1NxC3)
Only if they eject using the new birthing chair.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2019 07:02 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at September 24, 2019 07:03 PM (hbrUW)
AND NO ONE HERE TOLD ME!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 24, 2019 07:05 PM (Zv1X1)
@NoahCRothman
"An intelligence officer cannot file a whistle-blower complaint against the president, because the president is not a member of the intelligence community; nor does a presidential phone call with a foreign leader qualify as an intelligence operation."
Also...
@RealSaavedra 1 minute ago
BREAKING: The White House will release the *full whistleblower complaint* and accompanying IG report to Congress in addition to releasing the full unredacted transcript of the Ukraine phone call
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