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The Morning Rant

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"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Rush Limbaugh wouldn't have one.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Brian Stelter wouldn't have one, either.1

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they would not be constantly climbing into bed and steaming up the sheets with Democrats and progressives to help them promote their causes.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, the Democratic Party would no longer be a national party.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, the Deep State-orchestrated coup against a sitting president would've been covered, not buried2.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Melania Trump's photos would grace the covers of many news and fashion magazines.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, reporters would actually be disciplined or even fired for totally botching up a story.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they'd concentrate more on getting stories right than giving awards to themselves.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Americans wouldn't hold journalists in such contempt, even lower than TV evangelists and used-car salesmen.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they'd never have acquired reputations as cut-rate hacks, lying propagandists, and shills for the progressive agenda.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, there would not be such a huge gap between who they think they are and who they really are."

1There are countless media talking heads we can say this about, but I chose Stelter because he's the most cluelessly unself-aware insufferable jackass of the bunch. I mean, seriously, whose salad did he have to toss to get his CNN gig?

2There are countless stories we can say this about, but I chose this one because it's the biggest. In fact, I think history will eventually record that this is the biggest unreported story of the decade, if not the century.




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I Can't Get Enough of These Pence/Race Bannon Memes:

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Union Seminary Doubles Down On Stupid:

And my heart is strangely warmed by all of the Bronx cheers they're getting in the replies.



When Doubling Down On Stupid Doesn't Work:



Who Dis:

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This photo is also quite nice.



For the 'Ettes:

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(click for bigger)
Perhaps he's a litte more recognizable in this photo.
And everybody ought to recognize him in this photo.



Friday's celebs: Helena Bonham Carter and Richard Armitage. They both had parts in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016).

Nobody explictly guessed at the "meta-theme" I was running last week. However, Jordan61 had the right idea:

44 Forgot you were on a Hobbit kick this week!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (PgV21)

This is close enough for full credit. What I had in mind was the male celebs from last week, Dean O'Gorman, Aidan Turner, and Richard Armitage, all played dwarves in Peter Jackson's Hobbit films: Fili, Kili, and Thorin Oakenshield, respectively.

By the way, Mrs. Muse and I are watching Aidan Turner in the Poldark reboot on Amazon Prime. The backstory is that Ross Poldark (Turner), an officer in the British Army has come home to his family estate in Cornwall after fighting in the American Revolution for several years, only to find his father dead, his girlfriend married to his cousin, and his lands and estate in serious neglect. So he's got to build his life and fortunes back up again. It's a good series (so far -- we're part-way through the first season) and we recommend it.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Bacon Pancakes With Maple Syrup:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:24 AM




Comments

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1 st

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (uLuPn)

2 !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (arJlL)

3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)

4 Mmmmm Bacon

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:24 AM (uLuPn)

5 But I can't place her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

6 Those pancakes.....drooooooling.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

7 Angry carnivorous plant is a metaphor for islam, right?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (gdfZ0)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)

9 Nobody likes clowns.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

10
"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.


??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

11 3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)


Correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (FbBpr)

12 10
"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.


??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

==========

We would never have gotten president Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH)

13 I'm reminded of the story CBD posted yesterday, about people hating government employees, and I think people hate the news media even more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:26 AM (E+OcO)

14 George Bailey's bartender.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (X/Pw5)

15 morning horde.

top 20

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (8D42x)

16 11 3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)

Correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019


*
*

I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)

17 Joan Crawford and Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)

18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

19 He's STILL Sheldon Leonard !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (arJlL)

20 Monday, Monday ...

Posted by: Adriane the You Can't Trust Anybody, Anymore Critic ... at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (LPnfS)

21 So last week Netflix bought the rights for Seinfeld for $500M as you all probably heard.

Today I was reading a thing on LinkedIn about it and the comments are......I CAN'T EVEN stuff.

There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

23 If the mainstream media were doing its job

------------

The thing is ... what is their job?

They are propaganda machines nothing more nothing less. That is all media has ever really been.

There was a period during the 20th century where they conned the nation that they were some sort of professional, non-biased class, but that was only to advance themselves.

There is no going back to a time that never really existed.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (sX1BW)

24 If the Mainstream Media was doing it's job, and had a sense of decency over past sins, it would invest in a Luger and one bullet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (C1Lsn)

25 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)

26 21 So last week Netflix bought the rights for Seinfeld for $500M as you all probably heard.

Today I was reading a thing on LinkedIn about it and the comments are......I CAN'T EVEN stuff.

There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

==========

I'm not really opposed to limiting public domain to 20 years.

Just sayin...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH)

27 We all float down here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

28 25 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)


Is this a trick question?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (uLuPn)

29 Disaster At Union Seminary As Giant, Angry Carnivorous Plant Does Not Accept Students' Apologies

Little Shop of Leftists.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

30 that's not Lana Turner but that's some peak Hollywood glamour there.

Approved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

31 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

32 24 If the Mainstream Media was doing it's job, and had a sense of decency over past sins, it would invest in a Luger and one bullet.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (C1Lsn)

Arkancide requires two bullets to the back of the head

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (JFO2v)

33 I'ma sure that male actor would have lost at least one corner, if not all four, from his "Totin Chip" BSA card for that bit of knife nonsense.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Y4EXg)

34 31 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

========

I thought that was I Don't Know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (q80AH)

35 I don't know who the blonde is but the second photo is Liz Warren.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)

36 Not sure on the hot cakes. The bacon might be too much in that vehicle. And I LOVE bacon. In fact I am so excited that I am having my favorite sandwich for lunch today. A BLT with home grown tomatoes. A side of home made potato salad and some fresh brined cucumbers and onions. MMMM

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (KBY7Z)

37 22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

Screen Door. Hurricane.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

38 To Have And To Have Not

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (aS1PU)

39 22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)


Yes! Good catch.

And we have a new player. I don't recall you ever putting up a Who Dis guess before.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (FbBpr)

40 If you check Sheldon Leonard's photos on IMDb, No. 31 shows him, as producer of I Spy, with Robert Culp and Bill Cosby. Leonard never gave up acting completely, but his producer years brought us a lot of classic entertainment, like Make Room for Daddy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, and others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)

41 Drone bees lay around all summer waiting for the chance to mate with the Queen. After mating season, the drones are pushed out of the hive to die. Then they just make more, fresher drone bees.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

In many ways this is the story of Tindr.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

42 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland
Posted by: JT


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (VY2sw)

43 If the mainstream media was doing his job, most of those household names would be turning tricks and we wouldn't even though most journalists/reporters names as their work would be virtually indistinguishable amongst one another



It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine! It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine!


It's Muh Russia AND it's Muh Ukraine!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (KMMOH)

44 That's gotta be Yul Brynner.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (w7KSn)

45 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)


Is this a trick question?
Posted by: ALH

Nope !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

46 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

47 Poldark-

Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.

Whenever my wife and I look out on the deck and see our Australian shepherd Buckley trot across the deck after a chipmunk we way, "Poldark!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

48 I don't know who the blonde is but the second photo is Liz Warren.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (ejd/p)

49
I mean, seriously, whose salad did he have to toss to get his CNN gig?

--------

I think Tucker's characterization of him as Jeff Zucker's palace eunuch is probably dead-on. He's just a fat little toady that will bark on command like a trained seal.

I bet at CNN parties, Zucker makes him dance like a silly monkey while he and his rich friends toss nickels at him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

50 I thought the guy might be Sid Haig, what with recent developments and all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (E+OcO)

51 38 To Have And To Have Not

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (aS1PU)


Yup. Saw that movie over the weekend, thought Ms. Moran would make an excellent Who Dis.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (FbBpr)

52 The "media" is tasked with making money - selling advertising.

That "media" informs is simply an aside.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

53 I would be perfectly alright with Seinfeld never again being shown anywhere.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

54 And we have a new player. I don't recall you ever putting up a Who Dis guess before.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (FbBpr)

My cherry has officially been popped!

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (uLuPn)

55 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM


All together now, Horde:

Then don't fuck them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

56 BTW, voice translation sucks!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (KMMOH)

57 Dolores Moran? Not a name that pops up in my mental database. Her career was pretty short, though. Apparently they worked together in To Have and Have Not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)

58 9 Nobody likes clowns.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)
===

Hey Hey!

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (BDZWU)

59 46 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)


Then stop fucking them!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (FbBpr)

60 There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

-----

I have a commie co-worker who's made those arguments against Seinfeld. He's also argued that every level of education should be completely free to anybody who wants to pursue them and that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (N4xQB)

61 If the mainstream media took over Fox News, 80% of its content would be identical.

If Donald Trump took over CNN, it would be the most popular channel in America overnight.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (BqeNP)

62 Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (uLuPn)

63 I thought that was I Don't Know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm

He was the player to be named later.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

64 Yup. Saw that movie over the weekend, thought Ms. Moran would make an excellent Who Dis.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (FbBpr)


That might be my favorite Bogie movie. Lauren Bacall is hot and Hoagy friggin Carmichael.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (aS1PU)

65 The dame picture: Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (q1Pj5)

66 Weekly (roughly) repost:

Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:

Won't make it to Iowa:

Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)


Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee

Drops after NH:

John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)

Drops after SC:

Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Drops after Super Tuesday:

Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)


That will leave the field with this:

Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris

Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.

Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:

Buttigieg






Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)


Well.

So far I am not too far out of whack.

Yet.

Booker may lose the money primary. A campaign for President is expensive, and he needs to raise money. His problem - no one likes him and he doesn't occupy any territory in the Democrat space that isn't already covered by just about everyone else.

Fox News most recent poll looks like April all over again. Biden at about 30, Bernie edging out Warren for 2d, Harris at 4th ahead of Buttigieg, and Beto in sixth with Yang way back in the lower tiers, Tulsi at zero.

I think the message here is that the polls are crap.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (9VeU0)

67 Who Dis?

Judging by her eyebrows she is plucky.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

68 I'm not a fan of the plucked and painted eyebrow look. Comes off as clownish IMO.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

69 57 Dolores Moran? Not a name that pops up in my mental database. Her career was pretty short, though. Apparently they worked together in To Have and Have Not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (FbBpr)

70 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

“The very thing that they are accusing President Trump of doing (which I didn’t do), was actually done by Joe Biden. Continues to be a double standard.” @RepDevinNunes @foxandfriends These people are stone cold Crooked. Also, who is this so-called “whistleblower” who doesn’t...

....know the correct facts. Is he on our Country's side. Where does he come from. Is this all about Schiff & the Democrats again after years of being wrong?

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (cF8AT)

71 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)

72 ALH named the actress.
I'd never heard of her, but she was absolutely molten lava hot. Wow.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (wtvvX)

73 I have a commie co-worker who's made those arguments against Seinfeld. He's also argued that every level of education should be completely free to anybody who wants to pursue them and that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

Yeah.

So is food.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (arJlL)

74 Outstanding Ape post, from top to bottom!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (NVYyb)

75 that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct."

No problem. He supplying lunch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)

76 That's a lot of clowns.

Posted by: henry at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (JMDly)

77 Nobody likes clowns.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

Bull riders like 'em, ok.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

78 I agree, education should be free. And professors should make as much money as their interns do. And universities should pay tax on their income, otherwise wtf do they make so much money?

There, saved you endless hypocrisy. I charge standard consultant rates.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (BqeNP)

79 If the mainstream media was doing his job, most of
those household names would be turning tricks and we wouldn't even
though most journalists/reporters names as their work would be virtually
indistinguishable amongst one another



It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine! It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine!


It's Muh Russia AND it's Muh Ukraine!


Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (KMMOH)

You got your Muh Ukraine in Muh Russia!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (q1Pj5)

80 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH


That dame has some gams!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (VY2sw)

81 I thought the dude was Yul Brynner. No idea on the absolutely gorgeous dame!

Posted by: Todd G. at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (N4Z1c)

82 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM

All together now, Horde:

Then don't fuck them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

Beat me to it.

but that's not funny...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (8D42x)

83 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million."

FWIW, I've read you're off by a couple of digits... 960 mill...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

84 Sheldon Leonard - known the name from tv shows for many decades, never realized (or had forgotten) that he was the bartender in IaWLife.

He never did much :
imdb.com/name/nm0502766/

Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (rTqAd)

85 Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

Posted by: Nick at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (CDGwz)

86 71
I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6
million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.


I assume you meant $960M.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (T6t7i)

87 That might be my favorite Bogie movie. Lauren Bacall is hot and Hoagy friggin Carmichael.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (aS1PU)


Although she's a fine actress, I've never thought Bacall was that much of a beauty. But when Dolores appeared on screen for the first time, she took my breath away.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (FbBpr)

88 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.

Whenever my wife and I look out on the deck and see our Australian shepherd Buckley trot across the deck after a chipmunk we way, "Poldark!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

Ha! My husband and I used to joke about that same scene. He needed to be holding a potted plant that gets bigger after each trip.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

89 Hoo boy could I go for some bacon right now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

90 It's not Wes Studi. Or even Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

91 71 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)

Bleh. That should be 960 million.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (OyyDO)

92 These Trudeau memes are like Pringles.


https://mobile.twitter.com/andrewklavan/status/1175525378443472896

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (BJKQV)

93 That's a lot of clowns."

Send 'em in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

94 The MSM stopped doing their job around McCarthy's time, IIRC.

Just been a slow downhill until this past few decades.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (pUDQf)

95 "If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be
taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world."

or change the world by tracking down the real story, exposing the subterfuge of corrupt politicians, for example.


Instead we have media helping cover up the real story, to promote the subterfuge of the "DeepState" and/or the various subversive elements. They are nearly all on board with orchestrated FakeNews memes ... while RealJournalism is Solomon, Mollie, Attkisson, etc. (or we hope)


But there are even deeper crimes imo, that no one will touch ... that I think is the human trafficking and mafia/syndicate direct ties to BigNames. Cernovich stumbled across such stuff, followed up on by the Miami Herald (?) and he said he was told to stand down "you don't know what you are getting into" ... and he did stand down.


There is BigCrime that is well known but too big to even mention ... (maybe Bulger and the Biden kid and Ukraine are tied to that, or maybe that is a different crime syndicate that is TooBigToJail ... ) We know Schumer described even our DeepState spies as having six ways from Sunday to get you, even to get POTUS ... and they have shown that is true. Get you for exposing the crime syndicate ... (even if true blue patriot field agents are compartmentalized away from the likes of Strzok/Mueller/Bulger/Epstein syndicate level).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

96 71
I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6
million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)
Netflix hasn't demonstrated that they are smart with money. The deal they gave TFG and his husband. Now this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

97 If the media were their job their much loved Democratic Party might not be entirely insane.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Uu+Jp)

98
Christ DIED on a cross!

What was the cross made of?

WOOD!

What are plants made of?

WOOD!

KILL ALL PLANTS!

Posted by: If Christians Thought Like Muslims... at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (UFLLM)

99 Arrest just announced!

Police arrested Sanchez Montalvo in connection with the mass drug overdoses on the South Side.

He was taken into custody without incident at a house in McKees Rocks 3 a.m. this morning.

Investigators confirmed that Sanchez - Montalvo was at the Insomnia Discotec in Brookline on Saturday night, where orange wristbands were distributed to patrons. All of the overdose victims wore orange wristbands.

At some point in the evening, Sanchez-Montalvo left Insomnia and went to the South Side apartment, where he had been staying. Several other individuals who were at Insomnia, including members of the band that played at the bar on Saturday night, joined him for what was described as an "after-party."

Sanchez-Montalvo distributed a white powdered substance, believed to be cocaine, to those in attendance. Shortly after, multiple people became seriously ill. Three of them died at the scene.

Public Safety Director Wendell Hissrich, who was on scene Sunday morning when the overdoses were first reported, thanked Pittsburgh EMS, Fire and Police for their swift responses Sunday morning and for working tirelessly to save lives. In addition, he thanked the public and media for providing important information during this incident. Hissrich also thanked law enforcement agencies, including the FBI's Western Pennsylvania Opioid Task Force, which is comprised of law enforcement officers from the FBI, Port Authority Police of Allegheny County, the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the North Versailles Police Department and the Stowe Twp. Police Department, along wi

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (BqBId)

100 >If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.

True from a certain point of view. They have drowned out anyone who dares to annoy a dem for a few decades. Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Sqp8B)

101 The chick is Delores Moran.



a vintage ette.



Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

Mulva? No, that can't be it.

Posted by: Seinfeld at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (q1Pj5)

102 it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

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Inform your commie workmate you've taken steps with the Payroll Dept to have his social construct stopped every two weeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Y4EXg)

103 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

104 If the MSM did their job half of them would be serving coffee somewhere.

If the MSM did their job the NYT would be short one Pulitzer.

If the MSM did their job, Google, Facebook and the rest of Big Tech would go the way of AT&T in the 80's and be split up.

If the MSM did their job, people would be able to learn without reading between the lines, the ethnic or legal status of accused criminals.

If the MSM did their job, they would reward with honors and prizes actual journalism and not Narratives.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (11H2y)

105 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.
Posted by: Kris


Jerry himself is worth $950 million.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (VY2sw)

106 Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (NVYyb)

( *blushes* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (FbBpr)

107 Although she's a fine actress, I've never thought
Bacall was that much of a beauty.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor


Do your parents know about your, er, proclivities yet.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (T6t7i)

108 93 That's a lot of clowns."

Send 'em in...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

Don't bother.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

109 Still laughing at the gif from the previous thread

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (EGSGm)

110 Arrest just announced!

Police arrested Sanchez Montalvo in connection with the mass drug overdoses on the South Side.

He was taken into custody without incident at a house in McKees Rocks 3 a.m. this morning.

Investigators confirmed that Sanchez - Montalvo was at the Insomnia Discotec in Brookline on Saturday night, where orange wristbands were distributed to patrons. All of the overdose victims wore orange wristbands.

At some point in the evening, Sanchez-Montalvo left Insomnia and went to the South Side apartment, where he had been staying. Several other individuals who were at Insomnia, including members of the band that played at the bar on Saturday night, joined him for what was described as an "after-party."

Sanchez-Montalvo distributed a white powdered substance, believed to be cocaine, to those in attendance. Shortly after, multiple people became seriously ill. Three of them died at the scene.

Public Safety Director Wendell Hissrich, who was on scene Sunday morning when the overdoses were first reported, thanked Pittsburgh EMS, Fire and Police for their swift responses Sunday morning and for working tirelessly to save lives. In addition, he thanked the public and media for providing important information during this incident. Hissrich also thanked law enforcement agencies, including the FBI's Western Pennsylvania Opioid Task Force, which is comprised of law enforcement officers from the FBI, Port Authority Police of Allegheny County, the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the North Versailles Police Department and the Stowe Twp. Police Department, along with the Pittsburgh Bureau of Police and the Drug Enforcement Administration.
*********
Copy & Paste the whole text Dumbass!! I Need more Coffee & it is Monday

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)

111 My wife and I have liked the Poldark reboot quite a bit; the upcoming season is supposed to be the last.

One issue is that it gets darker and darker as it progresses, but that comes from the novels it is based on. It's a really good historical drama, and the setting in Cornwall is a nice break from what's usually portrayed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (Kpl3J)

112 103 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

Good luck!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

113 Now, speaking of Lugers and other Germanic things, one of the guys at the gas station I bs with, who should be here if he is not, brought up our gal Sinema. He says she ought to jump ship on the dems, and because the repubs are Nazis, go full Hugo Boss on her wardrobe. SS uniform, boots, riding crop, etc. Add hot pants. He said the old pervs on the hill wouldn't get anything done, like they do now.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (C1Lsn)

114 He needed to be holding a potted plant that gets bigger after each trip.
Posted by: Tami



****

Ha! Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)

115 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.
------------

Poldark plot for next week:

Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation

Meet the new week, same as the old week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)

116 Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Sqp8B)


Right. It's kind of like what Trinity told Neo in The Matrix: 'You move like they do.'

Trump broke the matrix!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (FbBpr)

117 >>There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.


There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms, including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is very popular with kids.

Comedy before wokeness destroyed all of the potential jokes. Also, white people making fun of themselves and their own foibles and prejudices without it being a self-hatefest.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

118 For the 'Ettes.
Where'd you get that pic of Vox Day?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (WB8E+)

119

I thought all actors wanted to direct.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)

120 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

Keto on!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q1Pj5)

121 115 Poldark plot for next week:

Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation

Meet the new week, same as the old week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)

===========

Don't forget.

Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

122 Is it mean that I watched that GIF from last thread too many times??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

123 Don't bother.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

okay that's good. that was really good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)

125 The guy is one of the Village People. The girl looks like a real Sweetheart.... her name doesn't really matter.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (bCLt0)

126 The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)

Dewey Crowe!

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (EGSGm)

127 It amazes me that Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is as good as it is.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (OyyDO)

128 There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms, including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is very popular with kids.

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Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.

This makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

129 Makin' bacon pancakes?

Posted by: Jake the Dog at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (a6Trj)

130 If Donald Trump took over CNN, it would be the most popular channel in America overnight.
Posted by: trev006


In the fictional "future history" novel "The Profession" by Steven Pressfield, (written about 10 or 12 years ago), it is actually Trump-CNN.

Funny to re-read that now. And how fracking and horizontal drilling to get to shale oil and gas has made this story now totally redonkulus.
Pressfield is a very good writer, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

131 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)

132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

133 >>Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

It's science.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

134 115 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.
------------
Well one of the Bronte's took that scene and wrote an entire novel based on it, and look how that worked out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

135 >>It's not Wes Studi. Or even Iron Eyes Cody.


WES STUDI would be an great pic for the 'ettes!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

136 The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Is this the one who likes women's shoes?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (uLuPn)

137 18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

I'm with you. Let the pancakes be pancakes, and give me some bacon on the side.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

138 121 115 Poldark plot for next week:
Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation
Meet the new week, same as the old week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)
===========

Don't forget.
Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)


Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

139 The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0

In real life he recorded a bunch of audiobooks
Creepy

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (EGSGm)

140 132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Ed Kemper. And I think it's the same actor that plays Hazel in The Umbrella Academy.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

141 128
There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms,
including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is
very popular with kids.



-------------



Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.



This makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE PREWOKE COMEDIES ARE FUNNY AND THE WOKE COMEDIES ARE WOKE AND NOT FUNNY AND JENNIFER ANISTON'S NIPPLES AND PRETTY GIRLS KISSING REAL BOYS.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (ymnmz)

142 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)
******
Late is season 2 they filmed in my hometown is SW Pa & the next town down the Yough River. Yeah I have watched them all

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

143 And everybody ought to recognize him in this photo.



So, what your saying is that the Moron Nation remembers bartenders, like John "Weepy" Boehner?

Posted by: Paladin at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (GsJMP)

144 138
Don't forget.
Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

=========

I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.

She must eat a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)

145 137 18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

I'm with you. Let the pancakes be pancakes, and give me some bacon on the side.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

Huh. I thought you'd be more adventurous than that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

146 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.

----

Wonderful! Bacon, sour cream, salmon and butter for the win!!

(Not all at the same time. Hmmm, well, maybe. . . )

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (Y4EXg)

147 If you seriously look at the history of our press I dont think you can come up with a time it didnt suck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (7OF+y)

148 127 It amazes me that Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is as good as it is.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (OyyDO)

It depends on who he's talking to.

The Howard Stern episode was wince-inducing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

149 Ed Kemper is a fascinating monster.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (bCLt0)

150
The idea that Trump is a puppet of Putin who also climbs in to bed with Putin's enemy Zelensky is silly.

But the Left believes it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)

151 There can be only one (Hazel)!

Posted by: Mr. Baxter's Hazel at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (q1Pj5)

152 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.
---------

One of my favorite movie faux pas moments is in 'Titanic'. Here's the clip, about 30 sec. in you'll hear the frantic order "Hard a'starboard!", watch what the helmsman does....

http://tinyurl.com/y6x8qpjh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (xSo9G)

153 132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Kemper? I did not know until after I finished the first season that he was real. He seemed so over the top that he had to be made up. The fact that he was real, and that his lines in the show are almost word-for-word from actual interviews, makes him the creepiest guy in the show. Every time he shows up it freaks me out.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (OyyDO)

154 133 >>Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

It's science.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

Trump is willing to fight dirty, which is why he wins. When you're not willing to fight dirty no matter what, you'll always be beaten by someone that will.

"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." -A Ferengi Rule of Acquisition.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (PNBod)

155 That guy is as Indian as me!

Posted by: Fauxahauntas Warren Red Chicken at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (gmo/4)

156 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

=========

I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.

She must eat a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)


She's part tribble.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

157 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)

===========

Why? He gets to live in their heads right now, rent free.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (NVYyb)

158 WES STUDI would be an great pic for the 'ettes!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

159 There can be only one (Hazel)!

Praise be !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (arJlL)

160 >>Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.
This makes a lot of sense.


No lectures, minimal activism, whatever points they make are pulled off with silliness instead of hate. Also, no one escapes having faults/bad behavior.

Watched "Late Night" recently (free on AmazonPrime), which was written by Mindy Kailing. Just awful. Feminist and Intersectional rants in place of humor. Mindy's character was pretty much a "magic negro."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

161 My wife is watching "Shetland".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)

162 Trump should buy CNN.
Posted by: ALH


I think it is presently owned by AT&T, which bought Time-Warner. Why the DOJ didn't block this because of "monopoly" is just about beyond silly.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (vcOmj)

163 Heart attack on a plate! I'm seriously worried about youse guys..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (so+oy)

164 160. My wife is a big Mindy fan, and even she thought that was a boring movie. I am sure it is, in Mindy's mind anyway, somewhat autobiographical. It was very boring.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (wGbBR)

165 Seinfeld's apartment in NYC is worth $ 6 million.

Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (0LxiW)

166 Is bacon infused pancakes crossing the streams? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (gmo/4)

167 Sorry, my tastebuds just don't get the whole bacon + sweet thing.

And I've tried quite a few. I still prefer bacon fresh out of the pan.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (DuZls)

168 I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.
She must eat a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)


They had higher metabolisms in those days, which is also why they didn't live as long. Stands to reason.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (FbBpr)

169 We binged watched Outlander, thanks to the missus. There was a Lot of sex... had a goodly share of violence too.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bCLt0)

170 Is bacon infused pancakes crossing the streams? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Archer
------

Only in the presence of a maple syrup catalyst.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (CDGwz)

171 Who Dis? : Joe Biden with blonde wig sniffing it & Joseph Biden knifing colored pool goers.


what do I win.....Yeah I get to stay in the pool and have Biden save my life and unchain me.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (5IHGB)

172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

173 Oh geez - not Wes Studi, Eric Schweig!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

174 My wife is watching "Shetland".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)
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About Washington?--wait. That's an 'e'.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (DuZls)

175 "If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Americans wouldn't hold journalists in such contempt, even lower than TV evangelists and used-car salesmen.


These two. The first one, in particular, is endemic throughout the humanities. One does not study history to "change to the world" - one studies history to understand the world and how we got to where we are. This crap is constant and degrades studies.

And as to used car salesmen, they often play a bit free and easy with the truth and they are generally unpleasant to deal with - but they're moving a product. Journalists are no longer moving a product and have lost that final check on their behavior. No one is buying what they're selling anymore, and those on top are the kept women of a rich man and do whatever they want. They're whores of a type, but far less honest and more immoral than legitimate whores.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

176 Fox News most recent poll looks like April all over again. Biden at about 30, Bernie edging out Warren for 2d, Harris at 4th ahead of Buttigieg, and Beto in sixth with Yang way back in the lower tiers, Tulsi at zero.

I think the message here is that the polls are crap.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (9VeU0)

You left out one - not that I think he has a chance, but he DOES have a big impact on the Money Primary.

Tom Steyer.

He was *supposed* to be using his millions to back some of the other Dems, and now they are pissed that he is using all of his money pushing online ads for his own candidacy. This is one of the reasons all the money for wannabes like Booker have dried up.

Bernie Sanders is as high as he can go. Maybe he can get 30% support, but he'll never get over that.

Biden - come on, what have we been talking about all weekend?

Buttigieg - he was just a novelty candidacy, his religious act has already worn out. He's got nothing.

Harris - 4th even in California? Come on, she's done. She was the Scott Walker of this campaign, looked good on paper, folded like a cheap lawn chair under fire.

Warren - sure, she's a lousy candidate. She's also gonna be the last Squaw standing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

177 Curse you for that pancake pic. I'm trying to test drive a low carb diet this week and finding out how little I know how to fix that isn't based on some kind of carb/starch.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (qc+VF)

178 161 My wife is watching "Shetland".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)


We liked Shetland, too. But we had to watch it with subtitles because the accents were so thick. I wonder if the third season is out, yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (FbBpr)

179 169 We binged watched Outlander, thanks to the missus. There was a Lot of sex... had a goodly share of violence too.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bCLt0)

==========

It was best in its first two seasons. An interesting exploration of Scottish culture and history with a decent story at the center of it.

Ever since, it's been random adventures that feel just out of place. The second half of season 3 was probably the low point. Just a new threat or obstacle every half episode. There was no longer an overarching story, it was just new stuff to deal with.

The 4th season picked up a bit. It's back to pretty good, though I don't think it'll ever get as good as its first two seasons were.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (q80AH)

180 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

Patterico has lost his mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

181 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Patterico is a useless waste of skin and is wasting someone else's air by breathing.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (vcOmj)

182 My wife is watching "Shetland".


*******

We've seen all of those series. Liked 'em. Pretty well crafted stories, beautiful scenery.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (m45I2)

183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

184 I think "Friends" is responsible for a lot of anger on the left.

Think about it--a bunch of people without real jobs live in a fabulous apartment suite and they never, never have to worry about money. I'm sure every "social justice" or "feminist theory" student thought, "Yeah, that's what's going to happen!"

Then reality set in, and they're working at a Starbucks with a huge student debt and no real future.

Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

185
These two. The first one, in particular, is endemic throughout the humanities. One does not study history to "change to the world" - one studies history to understand the world and how we got to where we are. This crap is constant and degrades studies.
----------

Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (CDGwz)

186 177 Curse you for that pancake pic. I'm trying to test drive a low carb diet this week and finding out how little I know how to fix that isn't based on some kind of carb/starch.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (qc+VF)

You won't feel very good for a few days but I lost two notches off my belt with it. Good luck!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

187 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
8h
I told you about Biden and Cyprus

Rudy Giuliani @RudyGiuliani
NEW FACT: One $3million payment to Biden's son from Ukraine to Latvia to Cyprus to US. When Prosecutor asked Cyprus for amount going to son, he was told US embassy (Obama's) instructed them not to provide the amount. Prosecutor getting too close to son and Biden had him fired.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (BqBId)

188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)

189 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)


Patterico has his head up his ass. Another man ruined by TDS.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (FbBpr)

190 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

And that's why Patterico, who used to get respect as a writer, has the average viewership of a 14 year old girls facebook page.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

191 183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

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He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (q80AH)

192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

193 63 I thought that was I Don't Know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm

He was the player to be named later.
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

He's not a player, he just crush a lot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (bcbK8)

194 Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46



Poldark Writers: "Hmmm....let's see...we have a barnyard...throw in some hay...OK! Ratings' gold!!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (axyOa)

195 191 183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

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He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (q80AH)

He should get the fuck out of Cali if he doesn't like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

196 Outlander is staple in our house. Wife has read and reread every book watched and rewatched every episode. I've read all of them and watched every one, good stuff with no sjw hate America bullshit. Good TV/

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (0OmEj)

197 Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett

Are we allowed to say that ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (arJlL)

198 188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)


It's on Netflix, which means I can't watch it any more, because I dropped Neflix. Don't want to spend money on both Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (FbBpr)

199 179

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It was best in its first two seasons. An interesting exploration of Scottish culture and history with a decent story at the center of it.

Ever since, it's been random adventures that feel just out of place. The second half of season 3 was probably the low point. Just a new threat or obstacle every half episode. There was no longer an overarching story, it was just new stuff to deal with.

The 4th season picked up a bit. It's back to pretty good, though I don't think it'll ever get as good as its first two seasons were.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (q80AH)

Absolutely agree. Seasons 1 and 2 were excellent story telling. And Catriona Balfe is cute, so to speak....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (bCLt0)

200 >>Rudy Giuliani @RudyGiuliani
NEW FACT: One $3million payment to Biden's son from Ukraine to Latvia to Cyprus to US. When Prosecutor asked Cyprus for amount going to son, he was told US embassy (Obama's) instructed them not to provide the amount. Prosecutor getting too close to son and Biden had him fired.

So you're saying there was money laundering going on?

cough Panama Papers cough

Who knew?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)

201 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

Patterico has lost his mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
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The quality of some of his arguments has taken a direct turn into libland. Like mind-reading to which he adds taking lib misquotes as if they were the actual thing.

I can't believe that's a sharp mind people have touted.

But I noticed--almost universally--that as you approach conservative critic the quality of argument approaches lib.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (DuZls)

202 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

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RLM just reviewed it on Half in the Bag.

Sounds...not great, though they gave it some kind of quasi-recommendation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

203 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

RLM just did a review, haven't watched it yet, though. Saving it for a lunch treat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

204 188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)

Sounds good, I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)

205 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (9gDA7)

206 So you're saying there was money laundering going on?
========

Like, with a Maytag?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (vg8iE)

207 Jerry himself is worth $950 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (VY2sw)

ChiTown Jerry?

Posted by: clutch at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (9WH38)

208 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)
++++++++++++
The AP would be a far better choice for targeted acquisition by a conservative op. Most newspapers on the ropes. If you don't subscribe to your local daily (you probably don't), go to a restaurant or someplace that has them and leaf through it. Count the articles from local reporters vs articles from the AP or Reuters.

Taking over Reuters would be hard because Thomson just did a big maneuver that will keep them healthy for a while. AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

209 We liked Shetland, too. But we had to watch it with subtitles because the accents were so thick. I wonder if the third season is out, yet?


*******

We watched Season 4 on DVD earlier this year. Season 5 has been filmed but I don't think is out on DVD yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (m45I2)

210 Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

Most of my childhood fantasies involved giant robots or starfighters. Maybe there's a benefit to having your escapism be distinctly unreal.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (PNBod)

211 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Eliminating history? Well, they're missing a chance to feature Howard Zinn's book, I tells ya!

History has been erased!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (vcOmj)

212 I too am a fan of the memes blasting genderqueer Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (9gDA7)

213 There is a pent up anger in those bacon pancakes for GENUINE Maple Syrup tell Aunt Jemima to put her corporate CORN SYRUP into COLA.................cost of living adjustments for the LIVER damaged.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (5IHGB)

214 >>He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.


Doesn't he live in California?

He can go suck a bag of dicks and then roll around in bum turds, for all I care.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (VVjeB)

215 trump on Cspan talking about religious freedom at the UN.
I love that man.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (11H2y)

216

I saw Barnyard Homos open for That's Disgusting at Folsom Street Fair '13. Walked out. Really nasty.

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (UFLLM)

217 214 >>He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.


Doesn't he live in California?

He can go suck a bag of dicks and then roll around in bum turds, for all I care.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (VVjeB)

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I remember him reacting to the idea of him leaving California.

Apparently he loves the weather just so much.

Again...he's really smart. Just ask him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH)

218 FTR - I think those pancakes look kinda gross.

Not a fan of putting Bacon in things that they belong next to on a plate.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (VVjeB)

219
Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.

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LOL. I don't buy the Trump is a corrupt leader, but let's say I did. Just a greedy, power-hungry dick who wants to enrich himself and his family, and grab as much influence for them as he can.

Even as President, he still doesn't have the means or opportunity. Both parties are out to get his scalp, and Biden has four decades of DC connections in both of those parties, and a long history of top-level leadership in the Senate and White House.

Trump simply doesn't have the ability, or the time in office to be more corrupt than Biden. The idea is laughable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

220 The sex in Dad's Army is more wink wink nudge nudge than explicit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (q1Pj5)

221 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (CDGwz)
++++++++++
I was referring to the rot in the humanities in general and history is always at the top of my mind since I studied it in school. But it is very distressing to hear that about the UNC J-School. The way that history is taught makes this move irrelevant in reality, but philosophically it is a pretty serious demerit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)

222 In the fictional "future history" novel "The Profession" by Steven Pressfield, (written about 10 or 12 years ago), it is actually Trump-CNN. 

Funny to re-read that now. And how fracking and horizontal drilling to get to shale oil and gas has made this story now totally redonkulus. 
Pressfield is a very good writer, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

No way. And that's before he became the leader of an insanely successful political vanguard.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (BqeNP)

223 >>Apparently he loves the weather just so much.

Yeah, the fires and the subsequent mud slides are lovely this time of year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (VVjeB)

224 RAS has Trump's JA at 52/46 again today. For those who aren't aware, RAS applies a "likely voter" (LV) screen, but other pollsters generally don't do that this early-- it's too expensive. They also don't poll daily, as RAS does.

Trump is SIX POINTS BETTER than Shit-Midas on the corresponding date in 2011!

(This is good!)

Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (Cssks)

225 184 I think "Friends" is responsible for a lot of anger on the left.

Think about it--a bunch of people without real jobs live in a fabulous apartment suite and they never, never have to worry about money. I'm sure every "social justice" or "feminist theory" student thought, "Yeah, that's what's going to happen!"

Then reality set in, and they're working at a Starbucks with a huge student debt and no real future.

Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

226 Serious question... was not Patterico a big W supporter.? Was he not also a big Iraq war booster?

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (bCLt0)

227 225
I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

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Meh.

Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

228 >>Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (VVjeB)

229 Trump didn't get an officer of the Ukraine government fired.

And his influence was a billion dollars less than a billion dollars.

How the hell is that "more corrupt"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (DuZls)

230 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

And Kramer.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:02 PM (PNBod)

231 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)

232 Thanks for posting the info about Patterico as he's another NT I have banned myself from going to. Not one click! Screw them all, maybe their liberal buddies will go there! Going to be interesting whether it's 2020 or 4 years later when Trump is not in office. What are they going to say then? Come back? NOW you can trust me not to stab you? Fkc these capo jackals.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (KBY7Z)

233 -
--
Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM

---------------------

Lefties are really unpleasant Phoebes.

Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (aSKRB)

234 Mrs D has also watched all the Outlander series. And I kinda join her when she puts Murdock Mysteries on. Or Endeavor. Or the Miss Fisher Murder Mysteries.

But my fix is Foyle's War. Easily some of the best TV ever done.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (axyOa)

235 202 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

========

RLM just reviewed it on Half in the Bag.

Sounds...not great, though they gave it some kind of quasi-recommendation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

203 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

RLM just did a review, haven't watched it yet, though. Saving it for a lunch treat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (bcbK

Yeah. It's not great. OK for a Saturday afternoon when you're stuck inside with a cold tho.

Travolta is definitely channeling someone he ran into once, tho.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (OyyDO)

236 >>I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.


Same. I wasn't a Seinfeld fan, either.
I liked The Office.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

237 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)
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No. I would have to duck-duck it to see whether that was true or not.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (DuZls)

238 We would never have gotten president Obama.
Clinton
Carter

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (FhXTo)

239
If the mainstream media were doing its job, reporters would actually be disciplined or even fired for totally botching up a story.










Yes, but I take issue with the use of the word "botched". Botched implies that it was just sloppiness or incompetence, when in truth these stories are WILLFUL LIES by the reporters, abetted by editors and publishers who know full well that their reporters are peddling bullshit.

I don't see incompetence, I see malice.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (veoSD)

240 I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

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Meh.

Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

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Both shows were about a group of unlikable self-absorbed 30somethings living in NYC. Key difference though was that Friends (also applies to How I Met Your Mother) wanted you to like the characters and care about them, while Seinfeld definitely did not.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (N4xQB)

241 208 - AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)

242
AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

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It's a good idea, but it would have to be very clandestine.

As soon as word got out, all of those news services would immediately shift their dollars for wire service and pool footage to T/R, AFP, DPA, UPI - anyone but AP.

I think you'd have to quietly lock them into exclusivity agreements before they knew what happened to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (AzW6q)

243 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM

I didn't know either. Could care less so I guess that's why I didn't know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (KBY7Z)

244 It's my opinion that 80% of 'conservative' pundits have always been center left in there political and social philosophies but found a niche in the workplace and social circles in identifying as conservative.

Trump has made them reveal themselves.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (lQSMb)

245 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM

****

Looks like the Math Department took some cuts too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (axyOa)

246 the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61


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I'm not even sure what they are. TV? Movies? Who cares, never watched any show where people give each other 'awards'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (YslsA)

247 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

Ya know, I never saw one nanosecond of Seinfeld when it was in its run.

Then it was on in re-runs, and I would catch the last 5 mins of an episode while waiting for the news to come on.

And I'm like, holy shit, this is funny !

And I bought the DVD set.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (arJlL)

248

I was born in a cabbage patch and raised by wolves in a cave under a dumpster behind the bus station.

Never saw Seinfeld, Friends, Office etc.

Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)

249 Trump is corrupt, yet there's no evidence to prove anything against him in any way.

Yup. That's one smart fucker, that Patterico.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (9gDA7)

250 The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

It isn't accelerating it only appears that way. Second law of thermodynamics, entropy. It's rational discourse that is being consumed and not replaced.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...pyro primate at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (fjdt9)

251 94 The MSM stopped doing their job around McCarthy's time, IIRC.

Just been a slow downhill until this past few decades.

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Nah, the press has always been crap.

Watch The Front Page. 1928 play

"If you don't read the papers you're uninformed, if you do you're misinformed. -Mark Twain

The difference is that there used to be an assortment of Democrat and Republican papers. Nowadays it's uniformly Democrat Communist.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (dmoiP)

252 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (xSo9G)
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No, that was actually correct. The way the rudder linkages worked, putting the wheel over to port moves the rudder in the opposite direction, turning the ship's head to starboard.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (iB1oa)

253 Argh. Shetland is available on Amazon Prime, but there's an additional fee. $1.99 per episode. So no.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (FbBpr)

254 You left out one - not that I think he has a chance, but he DOES have a big impact on the Money Primary.

Tom Steyer.

He was *supposed* to be using his millions to back some of the other Dems, and now they are pissed that he is using all of his money pushing online ads for his own candidacy. This is one of the reasons all the money for wannabes like Booker have dried up.

Bernie Sanders is as high as he can go. Maybe he can get 30% support, but he'll never get over that.

Biden - come on, what have we been talking about all weekend?

Buttigieg - he was just a novelty candidacy, his religious act has already worn out. He's got nothing.

Harris - 4th even in California? Come on, she's done. She was the Scott Walker of this campaign, looked good on paper, folded like a cheap lawn chair under fire.

Warren - sure, she's a lousy candidate. She's also gonna be the last Squaw standing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
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I agree with you analysis. I guess that leaves with the question: Who is Warren going to go with for VP.

A two woman ticket doesn't seem likely.
I'm not sure Biden would do another term as VP
Buteggigg? No
Bernie? Maybe but not likely.
Corey? Hmmm
Styer? I'm sure she'd like his money.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (G0vdT)

255 I confessed everything to my plants. I told them I was gonna cut them down, dismember them, let them dry out, then grind up their sexual organs and smoke them.

(Female sexual organs only.)

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (5fSr7)

256 Trump simply doesn't have the ability, or the time in office to be more corrupt than Biden. The idea is laughable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

It's also a hatred of the fact that Trump made a fortune in the private sphere, and men like Patterico are eternally jealous of that because they think they're "Smart!!!" but couldn't figure out how to. So, they buy into the old Marxist line that "behind every great fortune lies some great crime", even though that is just a cheap intellectual justification for Envy.

Men like Patterico buy into it so completely that they are *convinced* that Trump must have been constantly committing crimes, even though he's been monitored and investigated by State and Federal officials for 20 or 30 years now, and even though Trump has always had a small army of accountants and lawyers handling the details of his private finances.

Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

257 231 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)

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No.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (RU4sa)

258 the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61



Ummm.... Ya didn't win.

Sorry.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (arJlL)

259 161 My wife is watching "Shetland".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)

I've watched the whole series, including the new season.

I like the show.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

260 241 208 - AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)

Nonprofit just means no shareholders. I don't know what we'd be auditing.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (BiWEa)

261 Taking over Reuters would be hard because Thomson just did a big maneuver that will keep them healthy for a while. AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

Every liberal paper would blacklist AP and exclusively use Reuters. The President may as well invest in buggy whips. A tax on newspapers for their massive environment waste would work better.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (BqeNP)

262 I was born in a cabbage patch and raised by wolves in a cave under a dumpster behind the bus station.

Never saw Seinfeld, Friends, Office etc.

Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)


I must've been born in the same place. I've only seen a few episodes sparingly of Seinfeld and Friends. Can't stand Carrell, or whatever his name is, so I've never seen The Office.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (9gDA7)

263 AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)
++++++++++
Ah, I did not know that - I thought they were a corporation like Reuters. Given that, I concur - audit them. Find something wrong (there is definitely something wrong - there is something wrong in any large organization) and then apply the Left's standard of "justice" and destroy them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (I2dne)

264 We would never have gotten president Obama.
Clinton
Carter
forced Nixon out.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (DuZls)

265 Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)


I'm working my way through reruns of Taxi. That show is freakin' *hilarious*.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (FbBpr)

266 I only know because my son told me Peter Dinklage won last night and set a record for Emmy wins.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)

267 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.
Posted by: garrett
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Well, at least they tore down that nasty monument to Civil War dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (xSo9G)

269 We watched Season 4 on DVD earlier this year. Season 5 has been filmed but I don't think is out on DVD yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (m45I2)

It's out on BritBox.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

270 >>My wife is watching "Shetland".


I hate anyone who had a Pony, growing up!

Posted by: Jerry at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (VVjeB)

271 Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Given that the rule of law is a joke and our society would be better if we finger snapped 50% of lawyers out of existence, I'd be more surprised if Patterico was competent, even before knowing he's a NeverTrumper.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (BqeNP)

272 I had no idea about the Emmys.

I root for terrorist attacks at the Hollyweird ass slapping parties.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (DUyNC)

273 Last squaw standing. Lizzy Borden. That's make analysis too.

Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (0LxiW)

274 253 Argh. Shetland is available on Amazon Prime, but there's an additional fee. $1.99 per episode. So no.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (FbBpr)

My mom has BritBox. I'm gonna steal her password.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (Ez6QX)

275 #46 Count de Monet "I hate fucking clowns" well try
reassignment therapy first a wee reach around,then ball washing, ass rimming and Finally YOUR BIG ENTRANCE INTO THE RING...see that was easy peasy Don Lemon squeezy

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (5IHGB)

276 I keep recommending Rules of Engagement as the official aos Sitcom. It's represents everything the Horde talks about.

It seems though I'm the only one who watched it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (lQSMb)

277 I know Steyer has gobs and gobs of money, but all that money came from fossil fuels, especially coal!

Yeah let's start publicizing that inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 12:08 PM (oGBso)

278 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++
I didn't. I don't think we're alone.

Per Nielsen fast nationals, the Emmys drew barely 6 million total viewers along with a 1.5 demo rating, down 34 and 39 percent from last year's fast nationals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (I2dne)

279 Now that Gilligan. He was hilarious! Loved it when he joined McHale's Navy, shot his gun and struck oil and moved to Hooterville! Television's golden age amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (m45I2)

280 Who's Emmy??

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

281 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw

Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

282 >>I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.


This sounds like the beginning to a Story...


Perhaps, the Greatest Story.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (VVjeB)

283 If terrorists mounted simultaneous strikes on DC and the Oscars, I'd be out in the streets cheering on Team Islam.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (BqeNP)

284 What I've noticed is that a lot of legal pundits make some terrible arguments and then blame it on the "current understanding of the court" or legal trends.

Argumentum ad Judiciary.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (DuZls)

285 Now that Gilligan. He was hilarious! Loved it when he joined McHale's Navy, shot his gun and struck oil and moved to Hooterville! Television's golden age amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM


***

It's a pity they had to roast Arnold the Pig but damn, those baby-backs looked good.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

286 Oh, good grief. No wonder the Emmys' ratings are in the third sub-basement:
... NBC led this year's pack with seven total wins (five of which went to Saturday Night Live) ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)

287 Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

********

Those Homos... were Greek!

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (flINI)

288 Wot is this "SHITLAND?" ...not Baltimore AGAIN!!!

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

289 With a spike right through my head. Rode a tank held a general's rank.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (gmo/4)

290 230 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

And Kramer.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:02 PM (PNBod)

I loved Kramer.

Hated everyone else on the show.

Individual bits could be funny, but when you realize that George is really Larry David...I hate Larry David even more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

291 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw


I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

292 I'm a Shetland fan.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (aKsyK)

293 291 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

Well, all right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

294 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Had a cobra snake for a necktie?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (DuZls)

295 >>I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.


Longfire Hurricane!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (VVjeB)

296 ... NBC led this year's pack with seven total wins (five of which went to Saturday Night Live) ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)


Taking that whole "sucking each other's cock" to a whole new level.

SNL has been unwatchable for quite a long time.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (9gDA7)

297
Shetland? Too small.

Now a Shire, thats some good horse dong right there...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (UFLLM)

298
Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

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Jack smokes tea - he doesn't serve it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (AzW6q)

299 New thread time.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (bCLt0)

300 BORN OF FIRE

Posted by: SLAYER! ftw at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (VVjeB)

301 Enunciate Mick!

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)

302 I was born at a young age but I grew.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bcbK8)

303 Wot is this "SHITLAND?" ...not Baltimore AGAIN!!!
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)


Wasn't that a show on TNT?

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (9gDA7)

304 Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)


I'm surprised whoever supervises him doesn't make him shut down that dogshit blog. Or defense attorneys haven't used it as an exhibit of how unhinged he is, assuming they let him work on something more complex than parking tickets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

305 If the mainstream media were doing its job...


Let face it...it's a TV show. All news is a TV show. One goal...Ratings. It sure as hell isn't facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

306 I think that's grassfire hurricane.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (DuZls)

307

Well I was born in the desert came on up from New Orleans
Came up on a tornado sunlight in the sky
I went around all day with the moon sticking in my eye

Posted by: Da Beef at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

308 Born Under a Bad Sign.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bCLt0)

309 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

Well, all right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM

You guys are a gas.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (dkvcO)

310 >>Perhaps, the Greatest Story.

If only I had a left handed monkey wrench.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

311
One of my favorite movie faux pas moments is in 'Titanic'. Here's the clip, about 30 sec. in you'll hear the frantic order "Hard a'starboard!", watch what the helmsman does..

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Actually, I believe there was a time that that was correct. The wheel was treated like a tiller. If you wanted to go to port you pushed the tiller handle to starboard.

We need Jim and Sunk New Dawn to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (dmoiP)

312 Born on the Bayou

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

313 302 I was born at a young age but I grew.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bcbK

This kind of background seems to be more and more common these days.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (BiWEa)

314
You guys are a gas.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (dkvcO)


Jumpin' Jack Flash?

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (9gDA7)

315 Born to run!

Posted by: Brooce Springstein at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (flINI)

316 Jack smokes tea - he doesn't serve it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (AzW6q)
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Does he keep in touch with Mama kin?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (DuZls)

317 Born to Run.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (bCLt0)

318 @RealBasedMAGA

I totally see how this display of degeneracy will save the planet.

https://tinyurl.com/yya5zrx8


I'm sure his parent's are proud of him....

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

319 Are you sure the second pic of the actress isn't Martha Vickers from the big sleep?

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (a+WIL)

320 I keep recommending Rules of Engagement as the official aos Sitcom. It's represents everything the Horde talks about.

It seems though I'm the only one who watched it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Watched it when it was on and binge watched it since. Half the Morons would be Warburton or Spade.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (VY2sw)

321 was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane. - OM
=====

Better than the wagon of a traveling show.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

322 We were Born to be Alive!

Deep thoughts, indeed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)

323
If only I had a left handed monkey wrench.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)


Don't wanna be your monkey wrench.....

Posted by: FooFighter at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

324
Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

--------

It's occurred to me that given his public statements over several years, that it's downright disturbing that he's a prosecutor...

With his mode of reasoning about criminal activity, I can't imagine it would be hard for a good government watchdog (LOL, I know) to come up with enough evidence to have him fired, at the very least.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (AzW6q)

325 Born on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

326 We were Born to be Alive!

Deep thoughts, indeed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)


I was born a foe.

Don't wanna stay that way.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

327 Those who want to be safe and free want what never was nor ever shall be.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (9v1sv)

328 Third week of not watching any NFL Football. Life is good.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (flINI)

329 We were Born to be Alive!

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Or, we die as soon as we're born.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (RU4sa)

330 Born a poor back child.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (bCLt0)

331
https://tinyurl.com/yya5zrx8

I'm sure his parent's are proud of him....
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)
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That's not something I can unsee. NSFHM

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (DuZls)

332 Nood 50 caliber AR-15

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (RD7QR)

333 Born to be as wild as Mrs D lets me be.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)

334 Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

Ewww. Where did I leave that eye bleach?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

335 As soon as you're born you start dying
So you might as well have a good time

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

336 Third week of not watching any NFL Football. Life is good.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (flINI)


Third year for me. Or is it the forth? Hell, I don't care because I don't miss it one bit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (9gDA7)

337 So you're saying there was money laundering going on?
cough Panama Papers cough
Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Back on March 25 I posted the following on FB: "Next up Ukraine, Panama Papers."

About 2/3 of the responders were confused LIVs, the other 1/3 thought I was a Trumpist nutter.

I reminded them all this morning.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (sGotD)

338



Nnoiiiiidddd

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (C7/us)

339 263 - exactly my point. Audit the AP.

Let's see if they their version of "honesty" in financials lines up with their 'honesty" in media coverage.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (11H2y)

340 Morning all. Monday, ugh.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (T9rmq)

341 I've only seen a couple of Friends, Seinfeld, etc. I did see a lot of The Office, and I thought Dwight was the best character, and Jim was a prick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (E+OcO)

342 184 I think "Friends" is responsible for a lot of anger on the left.

Think about it--a bunch of people without real jobs live in a fabulous apartment suite and they never, never have to worry about money. I'm sure every "social justice" or "feminist theory" student thought, "Yeah, that's what's going to happen!"

Then reality set in, and they're working at a Starbucks with a huge student debt and no real future.

Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019


*
*

In an early episode we were told that Monica had the fabulous apartment because it belonged to her and Ross's grandmother; she was subletting it. But that was only mentioned once -- it'd be easy to miss.

And there was a story where Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel were upset because the other three earned more than they did, and going to expensive places to eat was really hard on them. Of course that kind of nod to reality vanished as the show went on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (ClOmq)

343 >>Back on March 25 I posted the following on FB: "Next up Ukraine, Panama Papers."

>>About 2/3 of the responders were confused LIVs, the other 1/3 thought I was a Trumpist nutter.

>>I reminded them all this morning.

Pretty smart for an Irish girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Jerry S is worth $960 Million and he sometimes makes the guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee pay the check and borrows other peoples cars to drive them around. The man is A FUCKIN' GENIUS or SCOTTISH.



He spends $9 Million just to garage his massive Porsche collection ,a man after my own heart..the Obama's must be suffering Acid Reflux for selling out for a mere $ 60 MIL.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (5IHGB)

345 Trivia bit: Friends, Seinfeld, and Mad About You are all set in the same fictional universe. Phoebe's unemotional twin Ursula was a regular character in MAY; a couple of the MAY women characters once showed up at the coffee house in Friends; and we were told in a MAY episode that Paul Reiser's character used to room with Kramer before he married.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (ClOmq)

346 319 Are you sure the second pic of the actress isn't Martha Vickers from the big sleep?
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (a+WIL)


Yes. But thanks for bringing her to my attention, she'll be a future Who Dis.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (FbBpr)

347 SNL has been unwatchable for quite a long time

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I was in college when SNL began. I would watch it sporadically through the first casts run. I think I might have watched a comlete episode once, but no more than once. Always thought it would have been better if they cut the last half hour. The gems to crap ratio was just too low.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (dmoiP)

348 Shetland is a BBC! (WOW) series set in the ORK KNEES with no Wonton sex and murder,no wonder the population is declining...was Baltimore booked when they were looking for shooting? venues.......Huh Huh

a canna unner staun ya ya haverer awa an ride yer pony.......

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (5IHGB)

349 Castro's going to be the VP candidate. Historic First and all that. Unless the nominee's Biden, and Biden remembers Castro tried to take him out.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (HIDKl)

350 Gorilla's mainstream media comments remind me of Dayenu during the Passover Seder. Except that when it comes to trashing the MFM, it's never enough.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (ggQSe)

351 Hey, Muse. What's with the guy in Redface holding the knife?


/sarcasm

Posted by: Justin at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (4ghPf)

352 I just found out Shetland is no longer streaming on Netflix. Hinterland (set in Wales) is still available.

Posted by: Oggi at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (Bk5Q+)

353 Oregon Muse, I have to tell you...today's morning rant and the corresponding comments have made me LOL several times. Thank you for making my work day more bearable. And please, more Mike Pence/Race Bannion memes. Can't see that enough! Loved Johnny Quest as a kid, except for the ghost episode!

Posted by: Pancake at September 23, 2019 01:56 PM (LPFcl)

354 Working up in Canada, I tried their maple-flavored bacon.
It was awful.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 23, 2019 04:42 PM (Jdtn2)

355 Pennywise has a big family

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 23, 2019 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

356 Richard Armitage, not bad for a pencil-neck Brit.

Posted by: Anna Mac at September 24, 2019 07:09 AM (T05Pk)

357 Please provide the recipe

Posted by: paracelsus at September 24, 2019 01:55 PM (y/86o)

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