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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH) 2
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Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 03:36 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:37 PM (q80AH) 4
Minnesota turns Trump. Texas turns socialist.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 03:37 PM (vkS2Z) 5
Maybe wine moms aren't gonna be a great source of votes. But traditionally Democrats? Gold, Jerry. Gold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (q80AH) 6
Or secondest.
I don't believe polls for a millisecond, President Trump has to be polling much higher than they say. Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (ZCEU2) 7
4 Minnesota turns Trump. Texas turns socialist.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 03:37 PM (vkS2Z) Read VodkaPundits article at PJ Media from today where he war-games the Electoral votes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq) 9
Obviously, in 2011 -- with nooses hanging from virtually every tree -- many respondents were reluctant to admit that they approved of President Obama. His real approval rating was north of 99%.
Posted by: The Corrupt New York Times at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (4Eo4+) 10
8 This must gall Obama to no end.
Not only is Trump a president, but he's more popular. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq) He is the anti-Obama in every way shape and form imaginable. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (zBaqJ) 11
Top 10
Posted by: IanDeal at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (vgGyZ) 12
Hard to tell from the "media", but no doubt the country is still mostly sane.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (Z1ykJ) 13
Dam it!
Posted by: IanDeal at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (vgGyZ) 14
But I thought Trump was pulling worse than every Democratic democratic candidate?!
Are you to have me believe that our resident Poll Experts were lying to me? Or does their expertise lie in a different kind of poll? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (KUaJL) 15
This must drive the media insane.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (Uu+Jp) 16
And they other fun part of polling on popularity? Just because you aren't well liked doesn't mean you won't get re-elected.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (hLRSq) 17
9 Obviously, in 2011 -- with nooses hanging from virtually every tree -- many respondents were reluctant to admit that they approved of President Obama. His real approval rating was north of 99%.
Posted by: The Corrupt New York Times at September 20, 2019 03:39 PM (4Eo4+) KKK-keyser So-says... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ) 18
And they best part is-
Deliberate or not (by virtue of polling method and weighting) the polls were skewed in Obama's favor. Conversely, deliberate or not the polls are skewed against Trump. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (1g7ch) 19
14 But I thought Trump was pulling worse than every Democratic democratic candidate?!
Are you to have me believe that our resident Poll Experts were lying to me? Or does their expertise lie in a different kind of poll? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 03:40 PM (KUaJL) ========= Push polling. Distance to election. Most likely bad voter models. Polling right now is mildly informative at its best. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH) 20
>>>>But he's not doing great with Independents, aka Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms.
As a Not Quite Wealthy Suburban Beer Mom I believe I very nearly fit that demographic, and Trump's A-OK in my book. Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2019 03:41 PM (sGotD) 21
Keep seeing polls Warren, Bernie or Crazy Uncle Joe poll higher and that isn't possible even with the media totally in the tank for them.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 03:41 PM (ZCEU2) 22
And he is doing all this without a perfect crease in his pants.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 03:41 PM (u//oP) 24
Beer Mom >>> Wine Mom
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:42 PM (Ct55T) 25
this calls for Trump to go on a late-night comedy show and read the poll numbers and then and then and then - mike drop!
eh, he wouldn't waste his time like that. leave that up to losers like Gaylord. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 20, 2019 03:42 PM (yhqbZ) 26
As somebody posted earlier, it's amazing the Communist New Network aired this.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq) 27
Oh good lord, now the globalist hit sheet (the Wall Street Journal) is going all in on UKRAINE!!!!!
Couldn't possibly see that coming. Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 03:42 PM (77WPm) 28
Music to my ears.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (tH5fk) 29
Did the story CNN ran afterwards talk about how racist and ignorant these people must be?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG) Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (tH5fk) 31
Trump is polling higher than Obama?? Impeach!!
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (a0IVu) 32
"But he's not doing great with Independents, aka Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms."
Don't know any of those so I can't speak for how they will vote. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (hLRSq) 33
But iPredict has the Dems up by 20%!!!!! Posted by: In before the troll at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (veoSD) 34
Willowed
Late the party, but I just have to say, re: sidebar -- Allahpundit trolling Ace is best Ace Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 03:32 PM (786Ro) Absolutely. I'd like to add to the quislings in "conservative" media to include whichever embedded NTs at PJM added the loon prosecutor after he got belatedly tossed from Red State for driving intelligent people away. Time to clean house at that dump too including Treacher. Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (y7DUB) 35
I think it's twice what they admit to.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (ZCEU2) 36
More than one-third of independents -- 38 percent approve of the job he is doing.
Shy Tory effect in progress there. Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (77WPm) Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (tH5fk) 38
From sidebar -- EPA to cite San Francisco for the environmental damage from their homeless. Trump (or was it Alinsky?) said waste, specifically used needles, in storm sewers is contributing to ocean pollution. Non-point source dumping of human fecal waste via storm drains, too. Make 'em pay through the nose for their willful negligence. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (3o++7) 39
From muh Rushinz to muh Ukies in the snap of a finger. That grinding sound you hear is the NeverTrump paradigm shifting without a clutch. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q) 40
37 The only good Democrat.....
wait for it....... is an ex-Democrat. Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (tH5fk) ========== Rick Perry? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH) 41
A lot of people don't seem to understand that Trump didn't do all that well with conservatives in 2016. His policies have shown him to be quite conservative, and this is driving those numbers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (YslsA) 42
Its outrageous that Trump does not think the hard leftist propaganda media is fair.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (oVJmc) 43
Clearly Ladbrokes is the only metric that matters....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (Ct55T) 44
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From muh Rushinz to muh Ukies in the snap of a finger. That grinding sound you hear is the NeverTrump paradigm shifting without a clutch. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q) ========== To be fair, there was a solid month of white nationalism between there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH) 45
Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet just told me it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Time for a scotch and a cigar.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (fZrf5) 46
Orange is the new black.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (88+cf) 47
Minnesota turns Trump. Texas turns socialist.
Posted by: kathysaysso -- Trump was closer than expected in Texas because we didn't think he was conservative enough in 2016 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (YslsA) 48
Wine moms are stupid and vain. I know them.
They may try to virtue signal all day long, but they like their sugar daddy husbands sweet sweet payola so I do NOT see them voting for higher taxes, no SUVs and boys in girls locker rooms. Posted by: Czech Chick at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (J9wxX) 49
Oh good lord, now the globalist hit sheet (the Wall Street Journal) is going all in on UKRAINE!!!!!
Couldn't possibly see that coming. Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 03:42 PM (77WPm) My wife has so many credit card points she told me I could get a free subscription. I said LOLGF. Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (y7DUB) 50
Didn't Trump fire his own pollsters because they admitted Trump will lose to any of the Democrats?
Posted by: No at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (0yVsy) 51
When it comes to poleing, I'm your succulent huckleberry. * wink *
Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (DMUuz) 52
Minnesota has had the longest continuous Democrat voting streak of any State outside of the Deep South.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (tVQUs) 53
Eh, debates about polls. My response to polls at this point, good and bad: Thir. Teen. Months.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR) 54
I read that interesting story linked over at Insty on Trump's 2020 Electoral College strategy.
He seems to think he can get NM (by adding just enough of the Hispanic vote) CO (as a resident, I think it's a lost cause. Plus, mail-only voting and the inherent fraud) NH (doable-damn close last time) MN (ditto) and Oregon??? But far be it from me to second guess the guy who masterfully played the EC in defeating Felonia. We shall see. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (u//oP) Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (tH5fk) 56
And here come the trolls...
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (77WPm) Posted by: AoS Media Bullshit Translator at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (k76MH) 58
Re: Democrats flipping for Trump
That and he's bringing out people who don't or rarely vote. Brad Parscale tweeted after the Rio Rancho NM rally-- 45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM) 78% of registrants matched to voter file Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1) 52% male, 48 % female 40% Latino 31% Democrat Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (S+f+m) 59
Unpossible. I was told Trump loses to all the front running clowntards
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 20, 2019 03:46 PM (WhTSP) 60
This anticipated result would be impossible if Frenc(uck)h had gotten his wish and pissed away SCOTUS on a President Hillary.
He is so oblivious to his cuckitude #MuhPrinciples https://tinyurl.com/y6asxk6v David French @DavidAFrench A California court has held that a Catholic hospital can be sued for refusing to sterilize a trans person. That's an egregious religious liberty violation and one that SCOTUS can start to rectify this term: 11:41 AM - 20 Sep 2019 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (9BmSv) 61
Trump will not win Oregon, never, no matter what. He could personally show up and give every Oregonian a million dollars and every single person here could vote for him and the guys that count the all-mail-in ballots would make sure he lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI) 62
New poll shows Beto! over trump by 29%.
Posted by: This is CNN! at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (88+cf) 63
he's not doing great with Independents, aka Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms.
Oh, you mean the useless meat slags who fawn over Muffy and Dakota's finger paintings like they were Picasso? Yeah, they can DIAF. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC) 64
I saw a wine mom this morning driving a minivan with a DEMOCRAT 2020 bumpersticker. she was also concerned about global warming. probably pissed about the child support payments too.
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (nFwvY) 65
7 Read VodkaPundits article at PJ Media from today where he war-games the Electoral votes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ) https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2vaudgv Posted by: m at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (o7z4a) 66
Clearly Ladbrokes is the only metric that matters....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (Ct55T --------- Well, they were some broke lads at Ladbrokes in 2016. They refused to disclose the extent of their losses, but it was bad. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (AzW6q) 67
Suburban Wine MILFs -- Trump voters
Suburban Wine Hags -- Trump haters Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (Q3dyo) 68
I can attest to that wine mom part. My wife cannot stand him no matter how much evidence I present that not only us, but our kids, everybody we know, and in fact the entire country is doing so much better than under Obama. I blame failbook which she is absolutely addicted to.
She has told me that she will vote for any sane democrat (her words exactly). Not entirely sure where that leaves her at the moment, but when the time comes I'm sure failbook will tell her whom to vote for, and it won't be Trump. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV) 69
Trump was closer than expected in Texas because we didn't think he was conservative enough in 2016
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (YslsA) I thought it was because a lot of wealthier Texans hated him for defeating Jeb! Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (tVQUs) 70
#58 Brad Parscale tweeted after the Rio Rancho NM rally--
45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM) 78% of registrants matched to voter file Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1) 52% male, 48 % female 40% Latino 31% Democrat And I just read that T has Parscale opening campaign offices in NM and starting Hispanic outreach there. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (u//oP) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (Ct55T) 72
Bloomberg "news" was practically gloating earlier that battle ground states of Wisconsin and Michigan have lost jobs over the past 12 months. So it's an early night for Trump Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (kw5n8) 73
Didn't Trump molest my teddy bear and make my pimp beat me? [sobs]
Posted by: Maybe at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR) 74
69 Trump was closer than expected in Texas because we didn't think he was conservative enough in 2016
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (YslsA) I thought it was because a lot of wealthier Texans hated him for defeating Jeb! Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (tVQUs) ========= Country club Republicans seem to be a strong section of the state of Texas. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH) 75
Improper contact with Ukraine, eh? What, like Hillary Clinton's campaign?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (rP4OC) 76
The election is well over a year away, polls numbers are meaningless, but the trend of the aggregate of polls month to month are useful.
And the trend for Trump looks good so far. If we had a slightly honest press, think of how high those numbers would be now! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (Q3dyo) 78
Impeach him, the Orange Man Bad
Impeach him, the Golden Scalp Weasel Articles of Impeachment makes me giddy Voting them up makes my heart go all skippy! I'll love watching the Senate trial I'll be ecstatic, there's no denial Don't you acquit him, Convict him, convict him now! That impeachable Trump! Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq) 79
Below, CNN talks to voters in a Minnesota town who say they didn't leave the Democrat Party, the Democrat Party left them.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the screams from CNN's New York and Atlanta studios. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC) 80
And those poll numbers are just the ones that will admit to voting for Trump. There's a lot of silent people out there that are tired of getting yelled at by lefty loons. That's why the polls were so wrong last time and is a good sign but don't get cocky! All those people must be RAYCISS btw, naturally.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (KBY7Z) 81
Oh, you mean the useless meat slags who fawn over
Muffy and Dakota's finger paintings like they were Picasso? Yeah, they can DIAF. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC) Can't recall what the commercial is for, but the commercial with the woman who looks at her infant kid, the future Celebrity Pastry Chef, twirling a piece of pasta, and responds with "Genius." - yeah, pretty much my vision of too-much-free-time-and-money Wine Moms. Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (77WPm) 82
69>> Heh! Pretty difficult to overcome that whole Yankee thing. I bet it won't be like that in 2020 though.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (fZrf5) 83
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But iPredict has the Dems up by 20%!!!!! Posted by: In before the troll at September 20, 2019 03:43 PM (veoSD) So does predictit.org Time to make some winning bets Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ujg0T) 84
61 Trump will not win Oregon, never, no matter what. He could personally show up and give every Oregonian a million dollars and every single person here could vote for him and the guys that count the all-mail-in ballots would make sure he lost.
Yeah, that OR part was a little wacky. Of course, the article is just conjecture, albeit informed by some of Don Jr.'s remarks that give some clues to their strategery. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (u//oP) 85
I hang out with a bunch of suburban wine moms and only two of us are conservative..funnily enough both of are us legal immigrants here. We don't talk politics during our monthly dinners, thankfully.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu) 86
The 'wine moms' are a bunch of catty mean girls who are afraid of what the other catty mean girls will think of them if they vote for the BadOrangeMan. OMG, BECKY.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 03:50 PM (oVJmc) 87
An overwhelming 91 percent of Republicans now approve of Trump's performance, compared to just 5 percent of Democrats. The winnowing is complete. No longer do nevertrumpers have any significant hold in the Republican party. Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (w+Z9D) 88
He should be polling in the single digits. What conservative/independent answers a poll phone call?And then answers the pollster honestly?
This will be a larger wipeout than 2016. Good! Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (qKPUy) 89
Improper contact with Ukraine, eh? What, like Hillary Clinton's campaign? Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (rP4OC) Like Joe and Hunter Biden? Demanding a prosecutor be fired because Hunter? Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC) 90
I don't think any sort of polling or demographic data does a good job at separating out useless"Wine Moms" from decent stay at home "homemaking" mothers.
Outside of party affiliation, of course. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (Ct55T) Posted by: YIKES! at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (t6XCL) 92
That's an egregious religious liberty violation and one that SCOTUS can start to rectify this term
"If only Trump had lost and Hillary had won, this nation would be more honest and moral and this case would have no chance of winning... wait..." --David French And yeah I think a lot of conservative voters were a bit leery of Trump because they didn't trust him to do the right thing and like me figured we were damned either way. I suspect that will be reflected next election. Unless God shows mercy on us and ends it all before then. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KZzsI) 93
Somebody reenacting famous movie scene by driving car through Illinois mall.
Somebody Do Something! OK, let's take guns away from people in Wyoming and Georgia... and all those other states too! Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (1g7ch) 94
Very impressive considering media coverage is all Trump-bashing all the time, and their coverage of TFG was all fellating all the time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs) 95
I so want Biden to be the nom, just to hear him stammer when the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel *asks* him about Ukraine and China.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC) 96
did they close down the Pink Pussycat on Richmond yet? or was that Alabama St. that place was a truly classy joint. I think ramondo's mom worked there
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (nxxK5) 97
Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) 98
I don't think any sort of polling or demographic data does a good job at separating out useless"Wine Moms" from decent stay at home "homemaking" mothers.
-------- My pole-ing unit does a thorough job of this work... Posted by: Paolo at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q) 99
OT, did any of the ettes see Melania's dress from this morning when they greeted the Australian PM and his wife? It was quite old school with the bell sleeves. I liked it.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (a0IVu) 100
Bwahahaha!!
I blame the Russki's. Also: Howdy Daywalkers! The 6th (!) Annual Southwest Ohio MoMe is fast approaching, and we'd really like to nail down the head count. It's Saturday evening, October 12, please email for details: swohmome @ mail dot com Something new this year: meeting at a local range first to put some holes in paper. And we're also hosting two *very* special guests - you do NOT want to miss this. Posted by: ibguy at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (4fdwv) 101
Oregon would never vote for Trump, ever. It's not even the vote-by-mail sham, it's just fact. The OEA has the best-oiled machine money can buy, and they harvest every ballot possible. It's not even outright cheating, it's just pure on the ground organization. Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (w+Z9D) 102
Improper contact with Ukraine, eh? What, like Hillary Clinton's campaign?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (rP4OC) Ukraine is still in therapy for the improper contact Hillary had with them. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR) 103
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Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys? Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) Well, one group might have some serviceable boobs. the other group are hopeless boobs. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (37IEG) 104
Just imagine what the numbers for both Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas and The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief would be if the MFM was simply neutral and reported actual news.
The Dogeater would have been at 10% his entire worthless Reign of Error, and Trump would be at 85%. Yeah, I know, dream on. Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (xgyDD) 105
97 Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) You can have sex with one of them provided the day is a two digit prime number starting with 3. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (kUmUV) 106
He could win Oregon but it's unlikely. Oregon is still more conservative than WA state. The problem is Portland and Eugene. If the sane people still living in Portland get tired of the Antifa antics, they might vote for change. I know the job market is a lot better now.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (JKNZq) 107
Ukraine is still in therapy for the improper contact Hillary had with them.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR) "Can you show us in this atlas where the smelly lady touched you?" Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 03:55 PM (Ct55T) 108
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An overwhelming 91 percent of Republicans now approve of Trump's performance, compared to just 5 percent of Democrats. The winnowing is complete. No longer do nevertrumpers have any significant hold in the Republican party. Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (w+Z9D) I imagined this in a Darth Vader voice. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR) 109
Heh. Did anyone see the Hillary toilet paper on the mayor's desk?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC) 110
Some reporter was all up in arms about cash poking up from Trump's pocket. What does he think it was, some bribe he shoved in his coat? He couldn't fit a big enough bribe to even make him notice in a coat pocket. He'd have to stuff so many thousand dollar bills in his coat he'd look like Fat Bastard before it was worth the time it even took to talk to a would-be briber.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI) 111
I so want Biden to be the nom, just to hear him stammer when the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel *asks* him about Ukraine and China. Posted by: Jane D'oh ====== I missed the theory about the whistleblower "leak." Something about how Trump was talking to a foreign leader and -- what, he was inquiring about Biden's crooked deal, and deliberately let it leak? Someone fill me in? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (lbqpb) 112
Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys? Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) -------- The Wine Moms. First of all, they are the ones who helicopter around little Logan and Connor until they turn into shit-for-brains NPCs with necrotic soy-dick in the first place. Secondly, they vote more. And they park like shit. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q) 113
And yeah I think a lot of conservative voters were a bit leery of Trump because they didn't trust him to do the right thing and like me figured we were damned either way. I suspect that will be reflected next election. Unless God shows mercy on us and ends it all before then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KZzsI) God right now is like a cat playing with a live mouse that has no chance of escape. Whappy paw, whappy paw, bite the tail and swing it around a bit, etc. As much as we wish he'd hurry up and finish them off, he's having fun with this, watching what depths they'll plumb to try to stave off the consequences of their depravity. Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (J+mig) 114
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97 Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys? Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) You can have sex with one of them provided the day is a two digit prime number starting with 3. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 03:54 PM (kUmUV) Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure you can have sex with BOTH of them. The Pajama Boys are probably a lot less picky, too. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC) 115
I so want Biden to be the nom, just to hear him stammer when the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel *asks* him about Ukraine and China. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC) Trump should ask him an even tougher questions. What's: Today's date, time and what state are you in and don't mean confused. Posted by: YIKES! at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (t6XCL) 116
Posted by: ibguy at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (4fdwv) ----- Hell. Too bad I dont live in Cincy anymore. Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (D+wh7) 118
The Pink Pussycat is no more....
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (f8ilN) 119
Trump was closer than expected in Texas because we didn't think he was conservative enough in 2016
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:45 PM (YslsA) I thought it was because a lot of wealthier Texans hated him for defeating Jeb! Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (tVQUs) ========= Country club Republicans seem to be a strong section of the state of Texas. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 2 What? Hillary only got 43% of the vote and most of that was from the Valley. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (lQSMb) 120
Moochelle will be on Colbert's show tonight. I'm sure she'll curtail her snark about PDT, Melania, and the administration.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC) 121
Minnesota may go for Trump but Minneapolis/St. Paul will not. That's a problem with lots of states. Blue parasite cities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (T7Y/4) 122
The winnowing is complete. No longer do nevertrumpers have any significant hold in the Republican party.
Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 03:51 PM (w+Z9D) I imagined this in a Darth Vader voice. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR) That's funny, I heard it in the Moff Talkin voice. Like the scene where he's telling the Generals that the Senate has been abolished. Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig) 123
If Democrats and Independents were ever this negative, 2016 would have been a blowout loss. This is what the kids call "lies," and their quality is increasingly threadbare.
Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (pj40n) 124
Gun grabbing will not play well in most of Oregon.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (JKNZq) 125
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I so want Biden to be the nom, just to hear him stammer when the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel *asks* him about Ukraine and China. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC) ----- So... Joe... what do YOU suppose the reaction in the Press would be if the Chineses gave 1.2 BILLION ..... witha B...... to my son....Barron??? Hmmmmmmmm??? Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (8XRCm) 126
Dems 2020 message. We will take your guns, healthcare, money, cars. Increase the cost of goods, housing, not to mention your cheese burger!As a bonus we are going to take a dump on the economy taxing the shit out of them. Bonus open borders for all! Yea!!!! Vote Dem 2020!
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (KBY7Z) 127
Signs that I am shirking my responsibility to fulfill my half of the daily responsibilities in that partnership thing referred to as marriage..
1 I spend most of the morning lurking in the grey box playground 2 I answer 2 telemarketer phone calls and have some stimulating conversation with a couple of sahibs. Those guys really need to work on their pronunciation of the F word Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (R3pi1) 128
That's funny, I heard it in the Moff Talkin voice. Like the scene where he's telling the Generals that the Senate has been abolished.
Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig) "But how will the Emperor keep power, without the bureaucracy?" :-D Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ujg0T) 129
The Wine Moms.
First of all, they are the ones who helicopter around little Logan and Connor until they turn into shit-for-brains NPCs with necrotic soy-dick in the first place. Secondly, they vote more. And they park like shit. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q) And they drive like shit too. They get on the road during rush hour traffic with their welps and drive 30mph no matter what the speed limit is because they are on their GD phones and not paying attention to anything but their empty headed conversion Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (kw5n8) 130
"That's a problem with lots of states. Blue parasite cities."
That's a problem with ALL states, even extremely red Oklahoma. Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (JKNZq) 131
Gun grabbing will not play well in most of Oregon.
Geographically no. But since over half the population lives in Portland... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI) 132
126 Dems 2020 message. We will take your guns, healthcare, money, cars. Increase the cost of goods, housing, not to mention your cheese burger!As a bonus we are going to take a dump on the economy taxing the shit out of them. Bonus open borders for all! Yea!!!! Vote Dem 2020!
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 03:58 PM (KBY7Z) ========== October 2020: "The moderate Democratic Candidate has won the debate against the racist Trump." -The NYT Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH) 133
The Pink Pussycat is no more....
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM (f8ilN) ---- That used to be a strip club in Sioux City Iowa. ..... or so Ive heard. Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (8XRCm) 134
This is a good way of describing it:
@brandondarby There are so many things I'd agree with moderate Dems on, but their party has just gone off the deep end. It's like a small group of Americans have decided the majority of us don't live "correctly" so they're going to use government to fix us and recreate us in their image. Also: The feeling I get is when they talk about climate change in terms of war, they are likening those of us who want to live as usual as the enemy; they are declaring war on us and our typical American way of life (capitalist, car-driving, meat-eating, etc.). Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (bDqIh) 135
In related news, Pelosi is telling that fatso Nadler to stop dreaming about impeachment - according to WZ. Old bat sounds quite feisty about it too.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (a0IVu) 136
97 Which is worse: Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms, or Effeminate Pajama Boys?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:53 PM (rP4OC) Suburban wine moms is the correct answer. Conservatives should encourage more pajama boy behavior, as these delicate snowflakes are self-selecting themselves right out of the gene pool. Suburban wine moms reproduce their liberalism. Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (qKPUy) 137
Don't judge the entire state of MN based on Omar's district in Mpls. It's crazy town there. The rest of the state is much saner. Swearsies
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (T9rmq) 138
Someone fill me in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (lbqpb) The theory goes that Trump had someone "leak" the whole Ukraine! thing to the saps at the WaPo to get people talking about UKRAINE! because he knows the Biden spawn is up to his eyeballs in dirty Ukrainian cash. Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (77WPm) 139
135 In related news, Pelosi is telling that fatso Nadler to stop dreaming about impeachment - according to WZ. Old bat sounds quite feisty about it too.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 03:59 PM (a0IVu) Except she called him Fatty Arbuckle, but he got the message. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR) 140
OT, did any of the ettes see Melania's dress from this morning when they greeted the Australian PM and his wife? It was quite old school with the bell sleeves. I liked it. Posted by: IC ===== I just looked it up. Simple, but fabulous as always. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (lbqpb) 141
Oregon is still more conservative than WA state. The problem is Portland and Eugene. If the sane people still living in Portland get tired of the Antifa antics, they might vote for change. I know the job market is a lot better now. Posted by: notsothoreau I had to look it up. after 2018, Washington had a 29-20 Dem maj in the sen and a 57-41 in the house 59%/58% Oregon had 18-11/38-21 60%/64% They are close, but Oregon is not at all more conservative than Washington. Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (w+Z9D) 142
we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nFwvY) 143
41 A lot of people don't seem to understand that Trump didn't do all that well with conservatives in 2016. His policies have shown him to be quite conservative, and this is driving those numbers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada This. I held my nose and voted for him because, good grief, Hillary, thinking he'd be Arnold Schwartzenegger. Imagine my surprise when he ended up being the most conservative President since Reagan. This time I'll donate and volunteer. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (5KWnQ) 144
"Geographically no. But since over half the population lives in Portland..."
True but do you think that base is energized by the potential candidates? I think a lot won't bother to vote or will maybe write in Bernie Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (JKNZq) 145
137 Don't judge the entire state of MN based on Omar's district in Mpls. It's crazy town there. The rest of the state is much saner. Swearsies
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (T9rmq) Didn't MN also elect Al Franken and Jesse Ventura? Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (k76MH) 146
Someone fill me in? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (lbqpb) -------- ......mmmm..... you need phrasing ..... right? Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm) 147
Fatty Highbuckle
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (Ct55T) 148
Suburban wine moms reproduce their liberalism.
But not at replacement rate levels. They rely on stupid conservatives sending their kids to public schools to breed by indoctrination. "I can't understand why little Sally has turned on me so badly!!!" --Conservative mom who spends 3 waking hours with her kid and send her to school 6 hours a day Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI) 149
The Wine Moms. First of all, they are the ones who helicopter around little Logan and Connor until they turn into shit-for-brains NPCs with necrotic soy-dick in the first place. Secondly, they vote more. And they park like shit. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 * * I wish they'd stay parked. When they drive, they're like that annoying "Don't mess with my discount!!!" woman on the State Farm insurance ads, driving 5-10 mph *under* the limit, always. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq) 150
Minnesota may go for Trump but Minneapolis/St. Paul will not. That's a problem with lots of states. Blue parasite cities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM This. Sadly. Tactical nuke? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (KBY7Z) 151
True but do you think that base is energized by the potential candidates? I think a lot won't bother to vote or will maybe write in Bernie Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (JKNZq) ---------- Oh, I'm sure they love Chief Warren, too. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q) 152
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (1XAal) 153
I was going by how recently the Dems stole the governorship in each state. WA state went early with Christine Gregoire. Oregon is more recent with Kate Brown.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (JKNZq) 154
The Pink Pussycat is no more....
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM Is that in the code book? Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (786Ro) 155
63 he's not doing great with Independents, aka Wealthy Suburban Wine Moms.
Oh, you mean the useless meat slags who fawn over Muffy and Dakota's finger paintings like they were Picasso? Yeah, they can DIAF. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC) Daaaaamn. Tell us what you really think! Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs) 156
Don't judge the entire state of MN based on Omar's district in Mpls. It's crazy town there. The rest of the state is much saner. Swearsies
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (T9rmq) ------ **coughGOVERNORJESSSEVENTURAcough** Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm) 157
I imagined this in a Darth Vader voice. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to THat's funny, because most of the time, James Earl Jones was trying to sound like me. No, not really. Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM (w+Z9D) 158
What could Big Mike have to say on Colbert that would either be intelligent or interesting?
And which ancient Welsh castle's drapes will he be wearing? Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM (xgyDD) 159
Don't judge the entire state of MN based on Omar's district in Mpls. It's crazy town there. The rest of the state is much saner. Swearsies
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM Yep. Anything with a D after the name gets elected in that district. Pol Pot would win. The district is turning to shit and I love it. Fuck them, soak in it assholes. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM (KBY7Z) 160
**coughGOVERNORJESSSEVENTURAcough** Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm) ------- LOL. That lunatic. I bet if you cut his skull open there's nothing in there about two pounds of anabolic steroids. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q) 161
Oregon is more recent with Kate Brown.
The last republican governor in Oregon was Vic Atiyeh, who left office in 1987. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM (KZzsI) 162
This. Sadly. Tactical nuke?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (KBY7Z) Cut water, power, transportation, and sell popcorn. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (jYnPD) 163
"61Trump will not win Oregon, never, no matter what.
He could personally show up and give every Oregonian a million dollars and every single person here could vote for him and the guys that count the all-mail-in ballots would make sure he lost. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI)" ..No better wake-up call than having your row of mailboxes dumped out due to weather and finding that you *and* every one of your neighbors all had their ballot signatures challenged. You know, totally coincidentally. Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (eAshZ) 164
But since over half the population lives in Portland...
There lies the rub. Just like without Denver, CO would be red. Hell, without NYC metro, NY would be red. Over and over we see that one or two major cities domination. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (u//oP) 165
we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
======= Yeah, but do they realize why they were shitholetopias and how to prevent that in the future? Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (vg8iE) 166
My DIL is the very definition of suburban wine mom. Hates Trump. Oh, she has the right McMansion, the right BMW, the right clothes, the right clubs and the right friends. But, she is an unfit mother, poor wife and would rather die than hear me say "President Trump". They are wealthy now because of the economic miracle PDT has pulled off and the very positive impact it has had on their small business.
She will vote for anyone else than Mr. Trump. BUT - she missed the previous presidential election as she was too hungover to get to the polling location. "Papa, mommy's drunk again. Come get us." History will repeat itself in 2020. Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Y4EXg) 167
Ripple moms are an easy lay.
Night Train moms? Stay away. Annie Greensprings moms reach for your junk. Boone's Farm moms are an angry drunk. Thunderbird moms cheat and finagle MD 20/20 moms put lox on your bagel. But the Moms who drink the Chardonnay Are sexy and willing and hot -- not gay. Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Q3dyo) 168
150 Minnesota may go for Trump but Minneapolis/St. Paul will not. That's a problem with lots of states. Blue parasite cities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 03:57 PM This. Sadly. Tactical nuke? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (KBY7Z) I used to joke that the Krazy Kims of North Korea could sav the West Coast by nuking selected Left city enclaves. Tactical Nuke downtown Portland and Eugene and OR flips dramatically. CA would require more tactical nukes, but the principle is the same Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (ujg0T) 169
164 But since over half the population lives in Portland...
There lies the rub. Just like without Denver, CO would be red. Hell, without NYC metro, NY would be red. Over and over we see that one or two major cities domination. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (u//oP) ========= "Election's on Wednesday, Trenton! Don't forget!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH) 170
we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nFwvY) But did they apologize for anything? At the very least the stupid gas cans we have to put up with? Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (1g7ch) 171
I'm so old, I remember when wine drinkers would be called winos.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (rPjB9) 172
Yeah, answering for Jesse Ventura is a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (u//oP) 173
OT, did any of the ettes see Melania's dress from
this morning when they greeted the Australian PM and his wife? It was quite old school with the bell sleeves. I liked it. Posted by: IC ===== I just looked it up. Simple, but fabulous as always. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (lbqpb) But all you'll ever hear is, "She's a whore because she posed naked when she was a young model." This, from the same people who have no problem at all with Gay Pride Parades and "men" waving their penises for all the world to see. Or, "Girls," with Brian Williams' daughter having sex with She Whose Name I Refuse To Mention. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC) 174
142 we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nFwvY) I came from Florida because I was tired of New Jersey prices and Alabama wages. Texas is a little better there, although property prices and taxes are getting stupid. Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (J+mig) 175
165 we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
======= Yeah, but do they realize why they were shitholetopias and how to prevent that in the future? Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (vg8iE) ========== "I hated California Democrats, but these Texas Democrats aren't crazy like the California Democrats. I'm gonna vote for Texas Democrats." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH) 176
The theory goes that Trump had someone "leak" the whole Ukraine! thing to the saps at the WaPo to get people talking about UKRAINE! because he knows the Biden spawn is up to his eyeballs in dirty Ukrainian cash. Posted by: DocJ ====== Thanks, DocJ. I think it's still a little beyond me. I don't see why the WaPo would utter a word about Biden just because someone else said UKRAINE! I mean, they're all running around like decapitated chickens screaming RUSSIA COLLUSION but no one ever says a thing about Uranium One, fake dossier from Russian sources, "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election," etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (lbqpb) 177
"I hated California Democrats, but these Texas Democrats aren't crazy like the California Democrats. I'm gonna vote for Texas Democrats."
--------------- Sheila Jackson Lee notwithstanding Posted by: SH at September 20, 2019 04:06 PM (sX1BW) 178
Now imagine what Obama's and Trump's poll numbers would look like if they had equal treatment by the media.
Yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xjiRE) 179
**coughGOVERNORJESSSEVENTURAcough**
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM Full disclosure. I voted for him (hangs head in shame) Both others were turd, the rep was a McCain lite. Ventura talked a good game, it was a protest vote and many others felt the same but was shocked (as I am sure he was as the polls didn't even come close). Sadly he was the exact opposite of what he ran on. I regretted ever voting for him and I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. I hate that slimy childish POS. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:06 PM (KBY7Z) 180
Don't judge the entire state of MN based on Omar's district in Mpls. It's crazy town there. The rest of the state is much saner. Swearsies
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:00 PM (T9rmq) Didn't MN also elect Al Franken and Jesse Ventura? Well, that's a bit hard to explain away..... LOL, I had a big sign up for the Wrassler, still glad he won. It was refreshing for a short while. Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (T9rmq) 181
Sorry, off topic but am I the only one here that sees Greta Thunberg and thinks in a couple years she will trans into Gregor Thunberg?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (UUkQp) 182
History will repeat itself in 2020. Posted by: Tonypete ====== I hope that means Election Day is one of her too-drunk-to-move days. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (lbqpb) 183
Now imagine what Obama's and Trump's poll numbers would look like if they had equal treatment by the media.
Yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xjiRE) ----- People would be DEMANDING we repeal the 22nd amendment. Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (8XRCm) 184
Quick someone accuse Trump of rape in 1977!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (FiUMj) 185
How can I believe any of this, when I just saw a poll which says Bernie Sanders is ahead of Trump by 8 points - In Texas!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J) 186
Ukraine is the new Russia
(in the MSM) Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (786Ro) 187
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The theory goes that Trump had someone "leak" the whole Ukraine! thing to the saps at the WaPo to get people talking about UKRAINE! because he knows the Biden spawn is up to his eyeballs in dirty Ukrainian cash. Posted by: DocJ ====== Thanks, DocJ. I think it's still a little beyond me. I don't see why the WaPo would utter a word about Biden just because someone else said UKRAINE! I mean, they're all running around like decapitated chickens screaming RUSSIA COLLUSION but no one ever says a thing about Uranium One, fake dossier from Russian sources, "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election," etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:05 PM (lbqpb) ------------ I'd laugh if this whole thing was a mole hunt. Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (G0vdT) 188
3 Require question:
What if Trump had the kind of media coverage Obama had? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 03:37 PM (q80AH) 60%, my guess. If with fawning media coverage of FLOTUS, like Mike had, higher. Posted by: Fyover at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (B5K06) 189
Sorry, off topic but am I the only one here that sees Greta Thunberg and thinks in a couple years she will trans into Gregor Thunberg? Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (UUkQp) -------- Only if the media adulation fades. As long as this grift holds up, she won't need to resort to some other attention-grabbing measure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q) 190
Somebody reenacting famous movie scene by driving car through Illinois mall. Somebody Do Something! https://twitter.com/i/status/1175132920866123777 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK) 191
179 **coughGOVERNORJESSSEVENTURAcough**
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM Full disclosure. I voted for him (hangs head in shame) Both others were turd, the rep was a McCain lite. Ventura talked a good game, it was a protest vote and many others felt the same but was shocked (as I am sure he was as the polls didn't even come close). Sadly he was the exact opposite of what he ran on. I regretted ever voting for him and I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. I hate that slimy childish POS. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:06 PM (KBY7Z) Don't feel bad, lots of us here in CA jumped on the "Recall Gray Davis" bandwagaon, when Mr. Davis really wasn't the problem. In fact, Davis used to restrain the more Demunist Commiecrat members of his party with vetoes. But Ah-nold, our supposed champion, stabbed the Cali GOP in the back, and now we have NewScum. We would have been better off biding our time and trying for a Governor McClintock in 2006. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (ujg0T) Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (qKPUy) 193
How can I believe any of this, when I just saw a poll which says Bernie Sanders is ahead of Trump by 8 points - In Texas!!!
===== Polling sample: 88% Marxist-Leninist 10% Democrat 2% Republican Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (vg8iE) 194
181 Sorry, off topic but am I the only one here that sees Greta Thunberg and thinks in a couple years she will trans into Gregor Thunberg?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (UUkQp) __ I look at her face and think she would make a great SS officer at the women's section of a concentration camp. She has that look where she could order the execution of 1000 people then go home and play with her dog. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (FiUMj) 195
167 Ripple moms are an easy lay.
Night Train moms? Stay away. Annie Greensprings moms reach for your junk. Boone's Farm moms are an angry drunk. Thunderbird moms cheat and finagle MD 20/20 moms put lox on your bagel. But the Moms who drink the Chardonnay Are sexy and willing and hot -- not gay. Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Q3dyo) Pure. Poetry. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR) 196
Well, that's a bit hard to explain away..... LOL, I had a big sign up for the Wrassler, still glad he won. It was refreshing for a short while.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM Yea it was a short honeymoon for me. I was shocked he won, but enough people were tired of turd and turd lite. I think he was more shocked than anyone. the polls weren't even close (Gonna be a short night!) I liked him for about a month and regretted it. I hate that fcker. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (KBY7Z) 197
I'm just hoping Don Bolduc can get the Republican nomination for US Senator here in NH and oust that hagfish Shaheen from DC. That twat cannot be replaced fast enough.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (rP4OC) 198
Each state has their own gerrymandering so it's not a clean comparison.
WA state has gone the longest in the nation without an R governor. Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (B/g/o) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (wCmLp) 200
185 How can I believe any of this, when I just saw a poll which says Bernie Sanders is ahead of Trump by 8 points - In Texas!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J) ___ If by Texas you mean Dallas and Houston, then yes. If by Texas you mean the whole state, then no. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (FiUMj) 201
Obama's low poll number was why mitt ronny won the 2012 election. As mitt asked obama on election night where did all those black votes came from?
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (pkWQj) 202
WA state has gone the longest in the nation without an R governor.
Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 04:11 PM (B/g/o) ___ Give us a few years Posted by: California at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (FiUMj) 203
I look at her face and think she would make a great SS officer at the women's section of a concentration camp. She has that look where she could order the execution of 1000 people then go home and play with her dog.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:10 PM (FiUMj) -------- Yeah, Thunberg's a sicko. I don't see the "poor autistic girl being taken advantage of" that others see. I see a shitty little sociopathic crybully who gets off on berating and manipulating people. A power-hungry sadist in the making. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (AzW6q) 204
Read VodkaPundits article at PJ Media from today where he war-games the Electoral votes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ) A very interesting article. I was joking to a friend of mine that I needed to revise my prediction of Trump winning 46 states because it was too conservative - he's winning 48. I was wondering how Trump could actually win 48 states in 2020 when VodkaPundit wrote about all the states that signed onto the National Popular Vote measure, including CA. If Trump has a strategy of running up the vote all over the USA, he could actually get it. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (iuFgi) 205
Since WA state has gone to all mail in ballots, no Republican has won statewide office.
Just a coincidence I'm sure. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (FiUMj) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (u//oP) 207
165 we've had a fuckton of people from blue states come to Texas in the last couple of years. fortunately most all of them have nothing nice to say about the blue shitholetopias they come from.
======= Yeah, but do they realize why they were shitholetopias and how to prevent that in the future? Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 * * I've had the experience in reverse. After the hurricane I bugged out for in 2008, I talked with a lot of people who spoke very highly of the places they'd evacuated to. Gnaw-luns did not come off well in those comparisons. For many years I've realized this place is a pesthole, but more people are beginning to realize it for themselves. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ClOmq) 208
OK, who had their bet on troll you know who closest to #201? Collect your prize.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ujg0T) 209
Did rainmando just make a stab at sarcasm?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (RD7QR) 210
181
Sorry, off topic but am I the only one here that sees Greta Thunberg and thinks in a couple years she will trans into Gregor Thunberg? Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 04:08 PM (UUkQp) Nah, I see a kid who'll end up overdosing on something when she hits her mid-20's and realizes the world doesn't give a rat's ass about Greta Thunberg. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (37IEG) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU) 212
This is going to come as a huge shock to you but the last time we had a Republican Governor was just before vote by mail only was implemented in Oregon. Twice it was super close after very annoying Dem governors were hated by voters, but they always count Multnomah County (Portland) last, and what do you know, they always find just enough to get the Dem the win. The last few times the GOP has tried to win by running a Democrat with an elephant mask on and strangely enough he doesn't generate any interest among voters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (KZzsI) 213
I was wondering how Trump could actually win 48 states in 2020 when VodkaPundit wrote about all the states that signed onto the National Popular Vote measure, including CA. If Trump has a strategy of running up the vote all over the USA, he could actually get it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (iuFgi) IIRC, the agreement doesn't actually come into effect until there are enough states signed on to comprise a majority of electoral votes. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (wCmLp) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (oVJmc) 215
O'bummer was shit-Midas. Trump is more like the original.
Posted by: Chris M at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (eAZVt) 216
Nah, I see a kid who'll end up overdosing on something when she hits her mid-20's and realizes the world doesn't give a rat's ass about Greta Thunberg.
======== The world isn't gonna give a shit about her in six weeks. Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (vg8iE) 217
201 Obama's low poll number was why mitt ronny won the 2012 election. As mitt asked obama on election night where did all those black votes came from?
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (pkWQj) __ Poor Raimondo is too stupid to realize he's predicting Trump will win easily in 2020. LOL Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (FiUMj) Posted by: ibguy at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (4fdwv) 219
Below, CNN talks to voters in a Minnesota town who say they didn't leave the Democrat Party, the Democrat Party left them.
lol, I read/watched this earlier today and couldn't stop laughing. They don't get it. They don't care to get it. But, boy, do they hate anyone who won't listen to them. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU) 220
205 Since WA state has gone to all mail in ballots, no Republican has won statewide office.
Just a coincidence I'm sure. I hate this mail-in shit. Between that and the never-ending influx of Californians, CO is lost. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (u//oP) 221
Yeah, Thunberg's a sicko. I don't see the "poor autistic girl being taken advantage of" that others see.
Both. She's both a mess being taken advantage of, and a cold hearted would-be tyrant. "I'm not going to read a prepared statement" she intoned, reading a prepared statement. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (3o++7) 223
Yep. Anything with a D after the name gets elected in that district. Pol Pot would win. The district is turning to shit and I love it. Fuck them, soak in it assholes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM **pondering MN ballot** [ ] Ilhan Omar [ ] Pol Pot [ ] Unshaven Libertarian pot-head [ ] Crazy but sorta hot Green Party chick [ ] Token RINO **writes in "Brett Favre"** Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (786Ro) 224
I'm not sure I understand what raimondo was trying to say.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (a0IVu) 225
She has told me that she will vote for any sane democrat (her words exactly). Not entirely sure where that leaves her at the moment, but when the time comes I'm sure failbook will tell her whom to vote for, and it won't be Trump.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV) Sure would be a shame if she got banned from Farcebook about 2 weeks out, eh? And enterprising man should find that task rather easy. Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (z79tQ) 226
The world isn't gonna give a shit about her in six weeks. Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (vg8iE) -------- Depends on how useful the Left thinks she is. If they think there's value in Thunberg, they will keep promoting her and grooming her and beating a path for her, as they are doing with Hogg-boy. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q) 227
Somebody reenacting famous movie scene by driving car through Illinois mall.
That story is all over the local news right now. Someone plowed their SUV through the Woodfield mall in Schaumburg. The driver has been arrested Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Un9AW) 228
IIRC, the agreement doesn't actually come into effect until there are enough states signed on to comprise a majority of electoral votes.
Yes but should Trump win, I believe he'll win by a notable majority of popular votes as well and it will be a delight to rub that in the faces of the "bypass the electoral college" people who support this idiocy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI) 229
If you listen carefully, you can hear the screams from CNN's New York and Atlanta studios. Posted by: Jane D'oh ====== I think all the liberal voices pleading for moderation right now (Jeh Johnson, Rahm, others) just want Democrats to tone it down during the campaign. If they're lucky enough to get Joe or Lizzie into the White House, then it's full tilt Commie. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (lbqpb) 230
I hate this mail-in shit. Between that and the never-ending influx of Californians, CO is lost.
-------------- Paper ballots. One day - no extended hour BS. Id. Limited absentee ballots (primarily for military). Posted by: SH at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (sX1BW) 231
224 I'm not sure I understand what raimondo was trying to say.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (a0IVu) ___ He's been drunk since 10am. What he's attempting to do is say Obama's low poll numbers weren't really low, since he won. But what he's really saying is Trump's low numbers are also not low and Trump will also win. He just doesn't realize it. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (FiUMj) 232
The last few times the GOP has tried to win by running a Democrat with an elephant mask on and strangely enough he doesn't generate any interest among voters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (KZzsI) A Voice, not an Echo, and all that...... Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (ujg0T) 233
For what it's worth, PDT is at 52 percent approval in the Rasmussen poll.
Posted by: Lex Luthor at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (t8hbk) 234
I'm not sure I understand what raimondo was trying to say.
Apparently he's saying that Trump is a certain win. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI) 235
That story is all over the local news right now. Someone plowed their SUV through the Woodfield mall in Schaumburg. The driver has been arrested Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Un9AW) ___ See that's why we have to ban cars and especially SUVs - Swedish Autistic Girl Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj) 236
I've had the experience in reverse. After the hurricane I bugged out for in 2008, I talked with a lot of people who spoke very highly of the places they'd evacuated to. Gnaw-luns did not come off well in those comparisons. For many years I've realized this place is a pesthole, but more people are beginning to realize it for themselves.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ClOmq) I think I know what the biggest problem you have there is, one that most of your neighbors have solved. You just don't drink enough. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Kpl3J) 237
He's been drunk since 10am. What he's attempting to do is say Obama's low poll numbers weren't really low, since he won. But what he's really saying is Trump's low numbers are also not low and Trump will also win. He just doesn't realize it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (FiUMj) ahh okay. Some days I wonder if he is an ESL student moonlighting as a troll. Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:17 PM (a0IVu) 238
They had another clip, too.
Democratic Stronghold in Minnesota Turning to Trump (Part 2) https://tinyurl.com/y3v7k8xx Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:17 PM (vEIlU) 239
IMPEACH!!
Posted by: wishful thinking Dems at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (FZYNt) 240
The world isn't gonna give a shit about her in six weeks. Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM (vg8iE) True that, but it won't wear her down yet because she's too stoned on the global warming ganja and all the power she think's it's given her.The US House of Representatives should have told her GTFO. We weren't fond of Amy Carter telling Jimmy how to do foreign policy, but we were still nearly sane then. To many of the cheesy grifters in the House are okay with Greta's bullshit so they gave her an audience she should never have had. Flucking kid from another country coming here and telling our reps how to vote. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (37IEG) 241
The MSM's attempt to talk us into a recession has failed bigly. And what it's done - LOLGF - is make people tune out when there really is bad economic news.
The MSM really fucked itself on that one. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (FiUMj) 242
I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) 243
What was that religion in John Wick 3 where he gets his ticket punched? Russian orthodox?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (YtFdG) 244
People forget that PDT was, first and foremost, not a builder, not a TV celebrity, but a promoter. The RNC is really raking in the money, and as leader of the party, I'm sure the President will have a lot to say as to how it's spent.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (C1Lsn) 245
Since WA state has gone to all mail in ballots, no Republican has won statewide office.
Just a coincidence I'm sure. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview Sure, it's ripe for shenanigans and paves the way one-party tyranny... but it's so convenient! -- the voters Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (786Ro) 246
181 Sorry, off topic but am I the only one here that sees Greta Thunberg and thinks in a couple years she will trans into Gregor Thunberg?
------ More likely: Mao Thunberg or Adolf Thunberg or Joseph Thunberg or Che Thunberg #Communist #Totalitarian #Brat Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (9BmSv) 247
Oh, you mean the useless meat slags who fawn over Muffy and Dakota's finger paintings like they were Picasso? Yeah, they can DIAF.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC) Now I understand why you're AtC's favorite Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (qAR6u) 248
how is the climate strike thingy going today?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FZYNt) 249
**pondering MN ballot**
[ ] Ilhan Omar [ ] Pol Pot [ ] Unshaven Libertarian pot-head [ ] Crazy but sorta hot Green Party chick [ ] Token RINO **writes in "Brett Favre"** Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (786Ro) ________ Is Fran Tarkenton still alive? One of my boyhood heroes and apparently an astute businessman. Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:19 PM (7O3zK) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:19 PM (vEIlU) Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 04:19 PM (B/g/o) 252
And there goes Antonio Brown. Too crazy for the Patriots. That's crazy.
Posted by: SH at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW) 253
"Ecomonics"
heh. These guys will probably be targets from the violent left now. They better lock and load. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (vEIlU) 254
Rainmando is still basking in the jizz Obama squirted all over the country during his 8 years.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG) 255
how is the climate strike thingy going today?
Well most schools let the little shits off for the day and bused them in so large Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (O2RFr) 256
199 Beer Mom >>> Wine Mom
Posted by: Warai-otoko Bourbon girlfriend >>> Beer Mom >>> Wine Mom Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile how about Irish? Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (d7Ww2) 257
**pondering MN ballot**
Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (786Ro) There's a 1.2% chance the unshaven Libertarian pot-head might actually be a libertarian and not a pot loving liberal, so he'd probably get my vote. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (k76MH) 258
lol, I read/watched this earlier today and couldn't stop laughing.
They don't get it. They don't care to get it. But, boy, do they hate anyone who won't listen to them. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:14 PM The Cidiots from Minneapolis love to drive up in their Subaru and or Volvos for their canoeing vacation or site seeing on the North Shore and tell the people that live there that their jobs and way of life don't matter. The Iron range finally is figuring that out. Plus they actually own guns up there and hunt. The blue dog dems up there had enough. About time but better late than never I guess. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (KBY7Z) 259
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IIRC, the agreement doesn't actually come into effect until there are enough states signed on to comprise a majority of electoral votes. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (wCmLp) ======== This is true. Until enough states sign up for the NPV that add up to 270 electoral votes, the laws are dead letters in the states that have passed them. This is why there hasn't been a court challenge yet. The states are probably hoping to get some sort of quick SCOTUS victory, so quick that the lawfare challenge won't matter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH) 260
252 And there goes Antonio Brown. Too crazy for the Patriots. That's crazy.
Posted by: SH did he jizz on Brady's back? Posted by: Rick in SK at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (FZYNt) 261
237 He's been drunk since 10am. What he's attempting to do is say Obama's low poll numbers weren't really low, since he won. But what he's really saying is Trump's low numbers are also not low and Trump will also win. He just doesn't realize it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 04:16 PM (FiUMj) Does his mom know he's gotten into the liquor cabinet? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (vEIlU) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lbqpb) 264
254 Rainmando is still
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG) A minor fix. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ujg0T) 265
Somebody reenacting famous movie scene by driving car through Illinois mall.
Somebody Do Something! https://twitter.com/i/status/1175132920866123777 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK) Of all the news orgs asking to use the video one guy added in, Red Fradunzel You should at least ask that everyone credit @nipsfalloff Yes, that's a capital N I P S ... Nips Fall Off Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (1g7ch) 266
236 I've had the experience in reverse. After the hurricane I bugged out for in 2008, I talked with a lot of people who spoke very highly of the places they'd evacuated to. Gnaw-luns did not come off well in those comparisons. For many years I've realized this place is a pesthole, but more people are beginning to realize it for themselves.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ClOmq) I think I know what the biggest problem you have there is, one that most of your neighbors have solved. You just don't drink enough. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 * * Once upon a time, I did. Enough for me and at least one other adult human. Yeah, this is the perfect town for drinking -- with drive-through daiquiri shops. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ClOmq) 267
Patriots cut Antonio Brown.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR) 268
"Rasmussen" = "Mah Russian!!!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (E+OcO) 269
252 And there goes Antonio Brown. Too crazy for the Patriots. That's crazy.
Posted by: SH at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW) -------- Wow, that was fast. Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (G0vdT) 270
242 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Do we have to vote for her, or just, you know, say we will? Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (qKPUy) 271
We love the current crop of Dems! The batshit crazier, the better! *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf) 272
267 Patriots cut Antonio Brown.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR) ======== So, I'm guessing the accusation wasn't without merit, huh? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH) 273
270 242 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Do we have to vote for her, or just, you know, say we will? Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (qKPUy) Didn't a pornstar running for Italian parliament offer blowjobs to anybody who would vote for her? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (Uu+Jp) 274
271 We love the current crop of Dems! The batshit crazier, the better! *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf) Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr) 275
274 271 We love the current crop of Dems! The batshit crazier, the better! *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf) Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr) ========= I swear...what's wrong with just booze? Whiskey. Neat. It's all you need. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH) 276
274 271 We love the current crop of Dems! The batshit crazier, the better! *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf) Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr) --------- Indeed. White Claw Mom's Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (G0vdT) 277
AB's only chance is that a drunk Jerry Jones living like its 2005 signs him.
Posted by: SH at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (sX1BW) 278
I'm hoping that the loss of the wine mom vote will be offset by some Hispanic and black voters who find they like having jobs.
Now that I live in the suburbs, I can vouch for the aversion some white suburban women have toward Trump. Even ones who normally vote GOP don't like him. Because he's icky and crude and late night comedians make fun of him. These are not deep political thinkers. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (d6Ksn) 279
>>Yeah, Thunberg's a sicko. I don't see the "poor autistic girl being taken advantage of" that others see.
Both. She's both a mess being taken advantage of, and a cold hearted would-be tyrant. - - - She has been dealing with autism, Asperger's, OCD, extreme diet issues (so nutrition), and selective mutism. Her sister is similarly troubled. Her parents are elite artists and activists, and when Greta decided that climate change and patriarchal systems were responsible for her issues, she started her protests. Her parents both encouraged her and got her hooked up with international climate activists. Greta's mom was named WWF Environmental Hero of the Year 2017, so she's connected. She is both deluded *and* used by her parents and others. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxqwrgft Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh) 280
Now I understand why you're AtC's favorite
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (qAR6u) lol! But seriously, I can't STAND those prissy, arrogant, worthless idiots. Not an original thought in their head, yet they believe they walk on water and their children are the second coming of Christ. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (rP4OC) 281
This is why there hasn't been a court challenge yet....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH) I thought there was a court case not too long ago, and the good guys won. If I recall correctly (always in doubt) it was a state level court and the judge reasoned that it would disenfranchise the state's voters if they went one way and the national popular vote went the other. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (kUmUV) 282
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Ripple moms are an easy lay. Night Train moms? Stay away. Annie Greensprings moms reach for your junk. Boone's Farm moms are an angry drunk. Thunderbird moms cheat and finagle MD 20/20 moms put lox on your bagel. But the Moms who drink the Chardonnay Are sexy and willing and hot -- not gay. Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Q3dyo) Cisco moms are psychoWhite Claw moms are a no go Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (5l6gb) 283
Didn't a pornstar running for Italian parliament offer blowjobs to anybody who would vote for her?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 * * I thought that was Madonna, offering a BJ if you'd vote against Trump? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (ClOmq) 284
So where does Tidepod Mom and Bath Salt Mom fit on this scale?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (37IEG) 285
"Wait until the presidents high crimes and misdemeanors with the Ukraine hit. Never mind his ratings. His presidency will be history."
Posted by: Allahpundit's Talking Rectum at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (TXe7x) 286
[ ] Ilhan Omar
[ ] Pol Pot [ ] Unshaven Libertarian pot-head [ ] Crazy but sorta hot Green Party chick [ ] Token RINO I'd actually go with the pothead. Still better than a RINO. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (u//oP) 287
I was wondering how Trump could actually win 48
states in 2020 when VodkaPundit wrote about all the states that signed onto the National Popular Vote measure, including CA. If Trump has a strategy of running up the vote all over the USA, he could actually get it. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (iuFgi) The Compact doesn't take effect until enough states join it to total 270 electoral votes. Right now they're at about 190 I think. It won't happen. Especially when states start pulling out of it when it becomes clear Trump might actually win the popular vote too. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb) 288
So, I'm guessing the accusation wasn't without merit, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH) Or they didn't want the headache of dealing with him, looked at how easy their schedule is supposed to be for the next few weeks, said, "We'll adapt," and cut him loose. Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (rP4OC) 289
Didn't a pornstar running for Italian parliament offer blowjobs to anybody who would vote for her?
* That was Madonna. Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (u6xw0) 290
Are sexy and willing and hot -- not gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2019 04:04 PM (Q3dyo) You left out Penis Georgio moms. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG) 291
Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking I hate that crap. Fruity battery acid. Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (lwiT4) 292
Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr) I admit to liking White Claw. Low calorie, low carbs and better tasting than Miller Lite. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (d6Ksn) 293
I was wondering how Trump could actually win 48 states in 2020 when VodkaPundit wrote about all the states that signed onto the National Popular Vote measure, including CA. If Trump has a strategy of running up the vote all over the USA, he could actually get it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2019 04:12 PM (iuFgi) Voter Suppression While some claim voter suppression, under the Electoral College there is little reason for a (R) to vote in a state which is overwhelmingly (D). Until they passed a bill to go with the national vote totals. Now there is a reason to vote (R). National vote is not going to attract a single additional (D) voter in those states. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (1g7ch) 294
Valium would have helped that bash.
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (vtcmf) 295
for the next year the news will driven by 2 things.
1. depressing independents and creating doubt so that they do not vote. That is the purpose of the Kavanaugh BS, the Ukraine BS, and every story about Trump. 2. Exciting the far left, so that they feel compelled to vote. It is a cult, and cults work on us vs. them mentality. Each group will be picked and lies told to excite. Women - metoo, young - climate change, blacks - reparations, suburban moms - gun control, ... Every story is driven by lefty think tanks setting the conversation in order to do those two things I listed. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (LWu6U) 296
"Trump's Approval Rating Higher Than Obama's at This Point In Presidency"
Higher approval within a gale force excrement storm of raging TDS. [ ] Winning [ ] Not winning Posted by: Vices are now Habits at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (4ceyg) 297
Nah, I see a kid who'll end up overdosing on something when she hits her mid-20's and realizes the world doesn't give a rat's ass about Greta Thunberg.
======== The world isn't gonna give a shit about her in six weeks. Posted by: bicentennialguy She's Dutch. Once the con peters out, the deadpool on her being euthanized begins. Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9IIin) 298
I admit to liking White Claw. Low calorie, low carbs and better tasting than Miller Lite.
I'm not saying I haven't had one or two.. Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (O2RFr) 299
White Claw = Zima
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (1ISKN) 300
Bucks County Beckies- he's so crude.
Beckies Husband- my man. Posted by: Ass Chum at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (Jj+59) 301
Fruity battery acid.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (lwiT4) Still better tasting than Miller Lite... Biting your nails this weekend, grammie? Tight race in the NLC! Don't worry - my Crew has a history of playing like crap against crap teams. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (d6Ksn) 302
I'm hoping that the loss of the wine mom vote will be offset by some Hispanic and black voters who find they like having jobs.
Now that I live in the suburbs, I can vouch for the aversion some white suburban women have toward Trump. Even ones who normally vote GOP don't like him. Because he's icky and crude and late night comedians make fun of him. These are not deep political thinkers. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:24 PM (d6Ksn) I was talking to someone in San Diego today and he works with a lot of hispanics. They like Trump. They hate the illegal problem down there. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (vEIlU) 303
255 how is the climate strike thingy going today?
Well most schools let the little shits off for the day and bused them in so large Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:20 PM (O2RFr) I heard this morning that the Philadelphia public schools didn't participate and will mark them absent. That's shocking. Somebody must have told them it was a Trump rally or something. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (xjiRE) 304
when's Greta gonna release her raw data?
or is she just a scowling swede parrot repeating the stupid crap she's been sermoned since her birth 5 minutes ago? Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:27 PM (nFwvY) 305
White Claw was my Mee-Maws name. How!
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (u//oP) 306
Greta's mom was named WWF Environmental Hero of the Year 2017, so she's connected.
And, possibly the explanation for why both her kids are messed up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI) 307
My daughter gave me a White Claw. I poured it on a potted plant when she wasn't looking.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (lwiT4) 308
She's Dutch. Once the con peters out, the deadpool on her being euthanized begins. Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9IIin) Thought she was a Swede. Those photos make her look like one of the Hitler baby machines in training. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (37IEG) 309
242 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) _________ "I can enthusiastically help out with that!" -- Nina Burleigh Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (7O3zK) 310
Wine is sooo yesterday.. It's spiked seltzer now... You can drink a bunch of them and pretend you're not drinking
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr) I admit to liking White Claw. Low calorie, low carbs and better tasting than Miller Lite. ========== You're drinking Zima, you just don't know it. Posted by: Proof of God's love at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (joJ8R) 311
I hate that crap. Fruity battery acid.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (lwiT4) Hey, grammie. Good news: Friend's D-i-L and baby are going to be fine. She's had a couple of transfusions, but is okay, and the baby is nearly full term. Thanks for the prayers! Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (ptqGC) 312
Trump will have a hard time getting 6 million democrats ( mostly black) who voted for obama in 2012 ;but didn't vote for clinton in 2016 to vote for trump in 2020.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (pkWQj) 313
>>But seriously, I can't STAND those prissy, arrogant, worthless idiots. Not an original thought in their head, yet they believe they walk on water and their children are the second coming of Christ.
I've heard a lot of activist mommies in MA like to trek up to NH to do their GoTV activities and other political stuff, since there's no chance the Dem candidates wont win. Is it safe to say these lovely MA lady activists have crossed your path, MWR? Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh) 314
309 242 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) Her campaign motto: No one sucks more than me. Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (Uu+Jp) 315
297 Nah, I see a kid who'll end up overdosing on something when she hits her mid-20's and realizes the world doesn't give a rat's ass about Greta Thunberg.
======== The world isn't gonna give a shit about her in six weeks. Posted by: bicentennialguy She's Dutch. Once the con peters out, the deadpool on her being euthanized begins. Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9IIin) I think she'll probably end up going into weird fetish porn, because it will be the only thing she could still get any attention for. Fame is a strange and addictive drug. Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (J+mig) Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (KBY7Z) 317
307 My daughter gave me a White Claw. I poured it on a potted plant when she wasn't looking.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (lwiT4) You're a boss grammie. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR) 318
Donna - the Cubs are doing their semi-annual choking routine. The Brewers are going to make it in. They're on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (lwiT4) 319
Biden is a household name and attached to tfg. Warren, though? I don't see her being that popular and Trump has already tainted her with the fauxcahontas stuff. Biden won't make it, so unless someone else starts to rise, it's Warren. But who else has name recognition? That is what a lot of people (sadly) vote by. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU) 320
290 Are sexy and willing and hot -- not gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2019 04:04 PM (Q3dyo) You left out Penis Georgio moms. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG) The Paolo, he has warned The Georgio to stay away from The Paolo's women. Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (Izzlo) 321
2. Exciting the far left, so that they feel compelled to vote. It is a cult, and cults work on us vs. them mentality. Each group will be picked and lies told to excite. Women - metoo, young - climate change, blacks - reparations, suburban moms - gun control, ...
Every story is driven by lefty think tanks setting the conversation in order to do those two things I listed. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (LWu6U) --------- Getting RBG to announce her retirement would excite the base(s). Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (G0vdT) 322
Oakland Raiders must be relieved AB ain't their problem anymore.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (a0IVu) 323
Rainmando - who will stay home in the 2020 election because no candidate will be the "right" color.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (37IEG) 324
I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) Her campaign motto: No one sucks more than me. ======= Kamala Harris 2020 sponsored by Chapstick Posted by: a moron at September 20, 2019 04:31 PM (2HsaU) 325
David Hogg is the male version of Greta Thunberg.
The two of them together would kill thousands in a camp, and then go home and have what they think passes for hot sex. And I just threw up a little in my mouth. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC) 326
Jane - woohoooo! So happy!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:31 PM (lwiT4) 327
You know Rainmando, just like in 2016.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG) 328
Unless those 6 million black people were actually expecting results.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (1ISKN) 329
Trump will have a hard time getting 6 million democrats ( mostly black) who voted for obama in 2012 ;but didn't vote for clinton in 2016 to vote for trump in 2020.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (pkWQj) --------- Tell you what - why don't you worry about that for us, so we don't have to, and then we can get on with other things. Thanks. Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (aXucN) 330
raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) 331
the Cubs are doing their semi-annual choking routine. The Brewers are going to make it in.
Cards had a shot but they faded, and I think the Cubs and Cards are going to beat the hell out of each other while the Brewers slip through. I think you're right. Not that any of them were going to beat the Dodgers anyway Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (KZzsI) 332
324 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) I'd guess 1975 Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (nFwvY) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU) 334
Getting RBG to announce her retirement would excite the base(s). Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (G0vdT)Since she's dead and that other person is her stunt double why should she retire? Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG) 335
The two of them together would kill thousands in a camp, and then go home and have what they think passes for hot sex.
I envision him in a gimp suit with a pony tail plug and her with a whip Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:33 PM (KZzsI) 336
330 raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) And Cheeto dust. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR) 337
Dear raimondo -
Learn how to use the semi-colon, then get back to us, you brain-dead illiterate racist fuck. Sincerely, Posted by: everyone at September 20, 2019 04:33 PM (WwHot) 338
My daughter gave me a White Claw. I poured it on a potted plant when she wasn't looking.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (lwiT4) sadplant Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (vEIlU) 339
My Favorability is YUUUGE. Really Great. The Best. None Better.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (2HsaU) 340
312 Trump will have a hard time getting 6 million democrats ( mostly black) who voted for obama in 2012 ;but didn't vote for clinton in 2016 to vote for trump in 2020.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (pkWQj) ---------- Maybe not as hard as you think. Replacing Hillary with Warren is not much of an upgrade, especially among those 6 million democrats(mostly black). Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (G0vdT) 341
Depends on how useful the Left thinks she is. If they think there's
value in Thunberg, they will keep promoting her and grooming her and beating a path for her, as they are doing with Hogg-boy. -- Both have all the appeal of a half-torn-off scab. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (JoUsr) 342
I could never vote for that man.
Posted by: Rebecca Cloggenstein from Doylestown, PA at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Jj+59) 343
Greta's mom was named WWF Environmental Hero of the Year 2017, so she's connected.
And, possibly the explanation for why both her kids are messed up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM This might also explain it: https://tinyurl.com/y6tf9x9y Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2019 04:34 PM (OMsf+) 344
Trump will have a hard time getting 6 million democrats ( mostly black) who voted for obama in 2012 ;but didn't vote for clinton in 2016 to vote for trump in 2020.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (pkWQj) Hi Raimon! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (vEIlU) 345
I wonder what happened to the Suburban Wine Moms who drove their Priuses to PTA meetings and botox parties, attended their kid's soccer games, joined book clubs, and sold their asses through a suburban prostitution ring?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (C1Lsn) 346
I think the only city I've ever been in that is as unashamedly alcoholic as New Orleans is Milwaukee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (Kpl3J) 347
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (lwiT4)
I liked last year when for once the Cards didn't do their usual trick - start out awful and then get hot after the All Star break. Damn redbirds... Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (d6Ksn) 348
312 Trump will have a hard time getting 6 million democrats ( mostly black) who voted for obama in 2012 ;but didn't vote for clinton in 2016 to vote for trump in 2020.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:29 PM (pkWQj) Don't you have some cocks to suck? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (KBY7Z) Given that the African American candidates in the field are either "on the down-low" or halfbred whores, raimondo is actually correct. They will stay home. raimondo, well versed in the art of political fellatio, would know. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (ujg0T) 349
Jane - woohoooo! So happy!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:31 PM (lwiT4) I've been praying so hard all day. Husband's BFF never bothered to call back all day to give us any info, after wrongly telling my husband she was on the way into an operating room to have an emergency C-section. He was married to my late BFF who died from cancer, and has remarried a non-believing idiot. My husband called the son and got the good news, and that she chose NOT to have the C-section. She's an OB/GYN so she knew what was best for herself and the baby. Husband's BFF has pissed me off for the 1,000th time with his crazy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC) 350
raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) ha! with rainbow socks Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:36 PM (vEIlU) 351
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Donna - the Cubs are doing their semi-annual choking routine. The Brewers are going to make it in. They're on fire. Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (lwiT4) Sigh. Yeah, they let the red birds score two runs.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 20, 2019 04:36 PM (ufFY8) 352
I wonder what happened to the Suburban Wine Moms who drove their Priuses to PTA meetings and botox parties, attended their kid's soccer games, joined book clubs, and sold their asses through a suburban prostitution ring?
======== they graduated to felony bribery and one is serving time and the other is awaiting trial. . . Posted by: Reality TV at September 20, 2019 04:36 PM (hKzBJ) 353
332 324 I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) I'd guess 1975 Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (nFwvY) Talk about polling average. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (jYnPD) 354
Oakland Raiders must be relieved AB ain't their problem anymore.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:30 PM (a0IVu) Yup......but on a positive note, A. Rape Brown's fantasy numbers go up in leagues which award points for rape, sexual assault and more rape. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Z+IKu) 355
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raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) That's brownface! And he's dressed as Aladdin! Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG) 356
I saw Useless Meat Slags open for Passion Pit at the Mill and Mine in 2009.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (7O3zK) 357
John Wick is dead?
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59) 358
I wonder how long until Kamala starts offering blowjobs for votes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 04:18 PM (vg8iE) _________ "I can enthusiastically help out with that!" -- Nina Burleigh -- "I have experience with random blow jobs for votes, and have references!"-- Madonna Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (gdfZ0) Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (lQSMb) 360
raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) That's brownface! And he's dressed as Aladdin! Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG) Aladdin footie pjs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC) 361
355 350 raimondo is in blackface right now, I'll bet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC) That's brownface! And he's dressed as Aladdin! Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG) I thought he was the one dressed as the gay man. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ufFY8) 362
343 Greta's mom was named WWF Environmental Hero of the Year 2017, so she's connected.
Stacy Keibler was Intercontinental Champion Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (nFwvY) 363
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John Wick is dead? Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59) Not hardly. Posted by: Big Jake McCandleWick at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (37IEG) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (d7Ww2) 365
I think neither Biden nor Warren have much appeal among black voters, but having jobs and a nice economy does. But we'll see.
Warren is Hillary without the machine or political background. At least Hills had a popular, successful husband she could ride the coattails on. Warren has all of Hillary's negatives in terms of personality and voice. She's if anything even less likable. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (KZzsI) 366
And, possibly the explanation for why both her kids are messed up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI) Daddy is a well known actor in Sweden, and mommy is (was) an internationally acclaimed opera singer. She represented Sweden in Eurovision a couple years back. Greta and her sister Beata won't be wanting for anything. They already are well off 1%ers. Not that our MSM is admitting that here in the US. They make it seem as if she is a character out of Dickens. "Please sir, may I have another?" Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (RcK/E) 367
BREAKING NEWS:
Hollywood is considering a remake of "The Princess Bride" Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (d7Ww2) yes, bad idea as usual Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (vEIlU) 368
That story is all over the local news right now. Someone plowed their SUV through the Woodfield mall in Schaumburg. The driver has been arrested
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Un9AW) With the malls in deep decline, I wonder how long it took him to find someone to run over? Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (qAR6u) 369
Aladdin footie pjs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC) Didn't know Aladdin had hunter plaid footy pajamas did you. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG) 370
364 BREAKING NEWS:
Hollywood is considering a remake of "The Princess Bride" Posted by: nurse ratched conceivable Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (nFwvY) 371
364 BREAKING NEWS:
Hollywood is considering a remake of "The Princess Bride" Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (d7Ww2) Torches. And. Pitchforks. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR) 372
Greta's mom was named WWF Environmental Hero of the Year 2017, so she's connected.
-- Knowing full well she's autistic and prone to OCT, there's little doubt Greta's mom is responsible for making her daughter a basket case who thinks she's going to wake up in a pool of lava. Good goin', Mom. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (JoUsr) 373
Stacy Keibler was Intercontinental Champion
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 04:38 PM (nFwvY She definitely was the Champion of Best Legs ever. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (lQSMb) 374
A lot of people don't seem to understand that Trump didn't do all that well with conservatives in 2016. His policies have shown him to be quite conservative, and this is driving those numbers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (YslsA) I opposed Trump in the primaries but voted for him in the general, mainly because I always vote for the GOP nominee. (Of course, Hillary made it easy.) He's really won me over since. Posted by: troyriser at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (mSO8Y) Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (D+wh7) 376
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (ZCEU2) 377
Hollywood is considering a remake of "The Princess Bride"
This time, Princess Buttercup becomes the Dread Pirate Roberts, and defeats the six-fingered man, while the men all admire and cheer her on! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (KZzsI) 378
I'm headed to the deer camp for the weekend, y'all take care. I'll probably check in from out there at some point.
Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (OMsf+) 379
Blues Brother reboot is on in Chicago right now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (jYnPD) 380
Hollywood is considering a remake of "The Princess Bride" Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (d7Ww2) So, how can they tie in Gender Swapping, Global Warming, Social Justice, and Trump? Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG) 381
365 I think neither Biden nor Warren have much appeal among black voters, but having JOBS and a nice economy does. But we'll see
I swear I read jobs as blow jobs. Jesus, really got that stuck in my head. Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (qKPUy) 382
You ladies need to pick up an 18 year old Macallan and put down that White Claw poison.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (TXe7x) 383
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 04:32 PM (KZzsI)
While you outlined my dream scenario, I don''t see the Crew going that far into the postseason. Yelich out is huge, plus there have been other key injuries and players who are not putting up anything close to the numbers they put up last season. And yeah, the Dodgers are the 800 lb. gorilla in the ballpark. But I'm not complaining. For a Brewer fan, it's gravy just to watch meaningful games in the end of September. For so many season, they were completely out of the running by now. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (d6Ksn) 384
Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at September 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9IIin)
Greta Thunberg is Swedish, not Dutch. They may have euthanasia there too. I don't know. I think she'll just be unhappy once the adulation fades, but hopefully not get herself put to sleep like the depressed young woman in Holland. Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (j0JAA) 385
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From muh Rushinz to muh Ukies in the snap of a finger. That grinding sound you hear is the NeverTrump paradigm shifting without a clutch. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q) ************* DOUBLE CLUTCH! We can't afford to buy synchros. Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (Y274z) 386
A good portion of rose 6 million African Americans realize that Obama gave them the shaft and right now they have their pick of jobs, especially the ones illegal immigrants were stealing from them.
In the end, politics is blind to race. It's about results. Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (TXe7x) 387
346 I think the only city I've ever been in that is as unashamedly alcoholic as New Orleans is Milwaukee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 * * And here I am researching Wisconsin as a place to live (though not Milwaukee or Madison)! Apparently WI has a lot of heavy drinkers. Perhaps there's not much to do on long winter evenings. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ClOmq) 388
382 You ladies need to pick up an 18 year old Macallan and put down that White Claw poison.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (TXe7x) Plenty of better things to drink, I agree. You drink WC because of carbs and calories, not because it's top shelf. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (d6Ksn) 389
Pollsters have a hard time counting people who use cell phones. Mostly younger and progressive. Remember hillary still got 3 million more votes then trump, unfortunately for her that were not in the rust belt where a million democrats ( mostly black) who voted in 2012 didn't vote in 2016.
Posted by: raimondo at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (pkWQj) 390
I've been posting here for some time, including twice on earlier threads today, that Trump's JA has been popping' at RAS. For my trouble, I got, "14 months to go..let's not start licking each other's dicks yet."
Trump can FR off that improvement, AND off of NC-09. It also allows him to move the campaign direction toward offense. Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Cssks) 391
223 Yep. Anything with a D after the name gets elected in that district. Pol Pot would win. The district is turning to shit and I love it. Fuck them, soak in it assholes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 04:03 PM **pondering MN ballot** [ ] Ilhan Omar [ ] Pol Pot [ ] Unshaven Libertarian pot-head [ ] Crazy but sorta hot Green Party chick [ ] Token RINO **writes in "Brett Favre"** Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:15 PM (786Ro) ----- MN-5 includes most of Minneapolis Minnesota. Right now Minneapolis and especially Saint Paul are experiencing an increase in gunfire related deaths. Latest was a (ex)thug leaving bible study with his Father and his Sister. No Shit! Gunned down on the church steps. His Father had a carry permit and shot back, but didn't hit anyone. The Minneapolis PD wants 600 more cops. The city council may budget 14 new cops. The Saint Paul Police want more cops too. Their mayor and city council are thinking of trimming 5 positions. Posted by: rd at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+0uDE) 392
Also, looks like shy Trump voters are becoming a little less shy, to me.
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (Cssks) 393
Stacy Keibler was Intercontinental Champion Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 * * I knew something was seriously wrong w/ George Clooney when he didn't marry Stacy. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ClOmq) 394
If I tack to port I go down the drain faster. If I do nothing I go down the drain anyway.
Oh what to do? Posted by: Illionois Voterz at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (Y274z) 395
And here I am researching Wisconsin as a place to live (though not Milwaukee or Madison)! Apparently WI has a lot of heavy drinkers. Perhaps there's not much to do on long winter evenings. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ClOmq) While there is definitely a drinking culture, I know plenty of people who drink moderately or not at all. Nobody will chase you out of a bar or look at you funny if you order a soda. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (d6Ksn) 396
Speak of weird coincidences , years ago when I lived in NY I had watched the Princess Bride on TV one night. The next day I was at the gym using the bench when someone asked me how many sets I had left. I didn't answer right away because it was Prince Humperdinck that was asking the question.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (lQSMb) 397
The quality and healthiness of mass produced alcohol in aluminum cans is also far more harmful to your body than something like an aged scotch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (TXe7x) 398
Heard on Prager something like 1000 Canadian kids are swearing off having children because of global warming, have at it I say, or don't, I could care less.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ZCEU2) 399
You know what you tell a wine mom with two black eyes?
Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (Izot6) 400
I knew something was seriously wrong w/ George Clooney when he didn't marry Stacy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ClOmq****** #393 So I've got a chance? Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (Y274z) 401
398 Heard on Prager something like 1000 Canadian kids are swearing off having children because of global warming, have at it I say, or don't, I could care less.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ZCEU2). *********** So do they like snails or clams Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (Y274z) 402
398 Heard on Prager something like 1000 Canadian kids are swearing off having children because of global warming, have at it I say, or don't, I could care less.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ZCEU2) That will work out well for them when they're old and need taxpayers to foot the bill for their healthcare. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (d6Ksn) 403
"some good news"
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a lot of my family members are life long democrats that are going to vote for trump again.
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Posted by: demoncrat at September 20, 2019 06:27 PM (T/iD4) 407
Alright. I've been making this comment for months. Trump has to go out there and absolutely scare the freaking pants off these Suburban White Wine Moms. He has to grab them by the pussies and tell them that they will lose everything -- every. single. fucking. thing. -- they care about, the high-paying jobs, the tax rates, the opportunities for the kids and grand kids, the early retirements, the stock market gains, the juicy home equity, the safety of their neighborhoods, peace abroad, if they vote for a Dem House majority or any of the insane Dems running for president. Paint an Armageddon Horror Show. He has to make them feel like they felt on September 12, 2001, when the Clinton-voting Soccer Moms became Bush-voting Security Moms.
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