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Boys Night ONT

Howdy ho, neighborinos! Tonight's ONT is all about boys and things boys like.

Fish.jpg
There's always one

Porn


Boys like porn. Porn doesn't always like boys back, however.


Porn star ‘Bridget the Midget’ arrested for stabbing boyfriend


She stabbed him in the leg. I dunno why, maybe he was short with her.

Money

Boys like money too. Far be it from me to agree with SCOMF, but maybe it is true that sometimes you can have too much money.

rICH.jpg

Imagine being so rich that you accidentally buy 2 airliners – and then figure “Oh well, I'll just give one to my cousin”. That's not the sad part. The sad part is he put them on his American Express card. Now he has enough air miles for the rest of his life – but he no longer needs them.

Boys Will Be Boys


Driving

Boys definitely love driving. Sometimes though, it can be a bit tiring.

Tesla driver apparently caught sleeping at the wheel going 60 mph (with video)

Or aggravating.

I have to say, though, most people are pretty accommodating when it comes to driving. There was an accident right in front of my house today. A lady crashed into a parked car, blocking 1 lane of our 2 lane road. One cop showed up, and while he was handling the accident, I was directing traffic around the site. First one lane, then hold it up and let the other lane go, etc. When the ambulance and fire trucks showed up, the “footprint” of the accident got too big for this to work. Where I would have to stand to stop one lane was out of sight of where the other lane would have to stop. Fortunately there is a half-circle road that neatly bypasses the scene of the accident, so I went down to this road and stood in the street waving all the traffic in the blocked lane onto it. I did this for about a half an hour, and probably 75% of the cars just turned without question. I must have missed the part of the driving test where it said “Always obey the instructions of a dude in a t-shirt standing in the middle of the road”. The other 25% rolled down their window and I told them 'Accident. This'll take you right around it”. I just thought it kinda strange that more people didn't ask.

Charity

Boys love charity. For example, our own ibguy is participating in the Strides walk to raise money to fight breast cancer next month. As you can see, he's almost at his goal, and he's got 30 days left before the walk. Time to up it, big guy!

Some Boys Are Petty

This guy has mastered the art. Although, personally, I think the clerk was kinda rude here too.

Fire

You better believe that boys like fire.



Style

Yeah baby!


Tall Tales

Who doesn't love a good tall tale? Like Joe Biden and “Corn Pop”? Wait a minute, what's that?

Good Lord: Joe Biden’s “Corn Pop” Story Is True?

Seems like it might be. I never would have believed it in a million years.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by mass transit. Do boys like mass transit? Maybe.

RIDE ME.jpg

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)

2 nice fish!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:00 PM (sy5kK)

3 He likes fish sticks in his mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

4 I like that mass transit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:01 PM (H5knJ)

5 If only I had 51 ...

Posted by: Diane Fineswine at September 19, 2019 10:01 PM (DMUuz)

6 Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at September 19, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

7 Good evening, reprobates and reprobettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)

8 Weird Dave, it's really nice to see a picture of you in your boyhood. How did that fish taste?

Posted by: Splunge at September 19, 2019 10:02 PM (ed8K1)

9
Unicode is a plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:02 PM (NMAzL)

10 Gardner Minshew.

the man.


the Legend.


this is what a Pirate college coach gets you, deplaning as a starting NFL QB as a rookie.


Mike Leach for President.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:03 PM (sy5kK)

11 Unicode is a plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.
Posted by: publius

----

Will it make any difference if I deny Unicode my essence?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

12 So.

Deutsch: also

Posted by: Von Mikosikaner at September 19, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

13 Mike Leach for President.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:03 PM (sy5kK)


for 2024, of course.


Leach is a big Trump fan and makes no bones about it.

even as a Husky, I admire this guy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:04 PM (sy5kK)

14 the fish picture. That is the best thing I have seen all day.

The second best thing was the kids hitting each other with a garbage bin.

That's some fine ONT'n, MisHum. Well done.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:05 PM (mFoNl)

15 Damn... there I was and now - not even Top 15.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 19, 2019 10:05 PM (5Sk0r)

16 I like driving, except for having to share the road with idiots.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

17 Corn Pop was a bad dude.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (Tnijr)

18
ASCII was good enough for the Founding Fathers.

A character is one byte, dammit. This damn multi-byte shit is some sort of plot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (NMAzL)

19 Crap Weird Dave, I screwed up and gave Mis Hum credit, when you put together this fine ONT.

I am very sorry.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (mFoNl)

20 I hope that fish kid is up to date on his shots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (jXrK7)

21 Boys. They are fun.

Posted by: Infidel at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (BLFnH)

22
If you use Unicode, you're a deviated prevert what's gonna answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (NMAzL)

23 19 Crap Weird Dave, I screwed up and gave Mis Hum credit, when you put together this fine ONT.

I am very sorry.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (mFoNl)

Too late. No take backs.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

24 Mike Leach for President.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I was actually born in USA.

No love for President Miklos?

Posted by: Miklos for President Exploratory Committee at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

25 Evening all. Nursing a sore elbow. Fell out of my chair. No I wasn't drunk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

26 Aaaarrrr...

Posted by: Capt Orange Beard at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (m3tRO)

27 You must be really flexible to be able to nurse your elbow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:08 PM (jXrK7)

28 I must have missed the part of the driving test where it said "Always obey the instructions of a dude in a t-shirt standing in the middle of the road".

Just imagine what you could accomplish with a hard hat, reflective vest, safety glasses, clipboard, and an ID card lanyard. You'd be unstoppable.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

29
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 19, 2019 10:08 PM (KCxzN)

30 "No love for President Miklos?"

How about you get in a couple of years as a senator from NY?

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:08 PM (Tnijr)

31 Speaking of little boys--

I watched my eight year old's baseball game on Sunday. He's already a little superstar, on two elite teams. He's cleanup in the rotation and he won the game ball for best hit. His Baba was very proud.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

32 I hope that fish kid is up to date on his shots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (jXrK7)


I'm more worried about the fish. Who knows where that kid has been.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

33 Boys do like mass transit. I wanted to be a bus driver so bad. Those MTA guys were the coolest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2019 10:09 PM (EZebt)

34 You must be really flexible to be able to nurse your elbow.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:08 PM (jXrK7)


I'm very bendy. Unless I'm falling out of my chair.. then.. not so much.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

35 Whatta bargain. All the itching and burning you can stand for 3 pounds.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (9i5dB)

36 and Corn Pop grew up and changed his name to John Shaft...

Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (RuIsu)

37 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

38 Mea Culpa. I've been too angry lately and have vented here with scatter brained rants.

I'ma go back to lurking for awhile 'till I get my *types* *deletes* urges under control again.

Peace out horde.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (VcFUs)

39 When I was a young boy, I wanted to be a fire truck when I grew up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (jXrK7)

40 The little British bird I can ride for 3lbs all day.

Did anybody happen to get her number?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (HaL55)

41 A character is one byte, dammit.

How can you CHR$() from RAM with multibyte characters?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 10:10 PM (2lndx)

42 8 Weird Dave, it's really nice to see a picture of you in your boyhood. How did that fish taste?

Nice gambit, but it's not black and white. :p

I do have a picture of me eating sand on Galveston Beach when I was a toddler. I can try to dig that up if you'd like.


14 *Sigh*

Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (AibNI)

43 When Chris Cuomo destroy you in an interview, then it's time to hang it up.

That time has come for Rudy Guilliani.

And Trump is in serious trouble for this Ukraine BS. Just how dumb do you have to be to discuss investigating Biden on a call when you know it's being listened to by Deep State turncoats?

Posted by: Frank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (ChVRV)

44 40

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (u6t70)

45
hey, Jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (KCxzN)

46 49

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (u6t70)

47 52

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (u6t70)

48 24 Mike Leach for President.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I was actually born in USA.

No love for President Miklos?
Posted by: Miklos for President Exploratory Committee at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)


In a Leach administration, Miklos would be the Attorney General.

You could bring charges up on anyone you deem worthy. Unless Barr actually does something, you would have a target-rich environment.

And a big expense account.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (sy5kK)

49 I keep missing the target

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (u6t70)

50 I hate talk like a pirate day. Pirates were murderers, slavers, and thieves. Current-day Somali pirates are the enemy of every nation with ships transiting the waters off East Africa.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (AMIL/)

51 25 ... "Evening all. Nursing a sore elbow. Fell out of my chair. No I wasn't drunk."

Hi Jewells, Hope you feel better quickly. Mrs. JTB asked me to tell you how much she loves the necklace. The tag is already on the pup's collar. And for the extra gift.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (bmdz3)

52 "No love for President Miklos?"

How about you get in a couple of years as a senator from NY?
Posted by: freaked

Miklos not reverse Carpet Bagger.

Excellent concept. First to turf out own Senator Lady, Miss Lindsey. Name also spelled like American Girl Name.

Posted by: Miklos for President 20.... at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

53 BB - try 867-5309

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (9i5dB)

54
Too late. No take backs.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (N

Please? For me? i am really, really sorry!

Actually I have a similar picture with my two ages 6 and 4, with a friend. They are in front of the statue of Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial. My son and the friend are smiling and waving. My four year old daughter has turned around and stuck her butt up in the air, and is looking at us from between her legs. A lady at the memorial tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Hon, you got your hands full. Prayers up for ya."

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (mFoNl)

55
And Trump is in serious trouble for this Ukraine BS. Just how dumb do you have to be to discuss investigating Biden on a call when you know it's being listened to by Deep State turncoats?
Posted by: Frank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (ChVRV)


Spank, there is chrome between your teeth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

56 And Trump is in serious trouble for this Ukraine BS. Just how dumb do you have to be to discuss investigating Biden on a call when you know it's being listened to by Deep State turncoats?
Posted by: Frank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (ChVRV)

Or maybe he's trolling them.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (u6t70)

57 Arrr, Traci Lords made an exercise video back in the day...mostly safe for work...

https://tinyurl.com/y6frbfqy

Shiver me timbers.



Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (m3tRO)

58 I know some people will see me as a troll begging for tolerance, but trust me, that's not it, at all.

I kind of want to leave for good. I'm not Malor, I'm not a Communist, but one of the Cobs (CBD) thinks that I'm the dumbest person to ever post here, and plenty of people want me digging canals until I get shot in the face.

If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

59 Thanks JTB.. I'm glad she likes it

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

60 42 I do have a picture of me eating sand on Galveston Beach when I was a toddler. I can try to dig that up if you'd like.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (AibNI)


One vote for yes.

Posted by: Splunge at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (ed8K1)

61 My palm smells like fish.

Posted by: Frank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:14 PM (Tnijr)

62
14 *Sigh*
Posted by: Weirddave at Septem

Awww man, now I feel REALLY bad.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:14 PM (mFoNl)

63 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Nothing divided by nothing would be something.

And that's why no math is allowed on the ONT.

See?

I got nothin'.

Posted by: No Math is an Island at September 19, 2019 10:14 PM (UWStq)

64 I thought all Traci Lords videos were 'exercise' videos in one way or another.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 10:14 PM (bttOm)

65 My fish smells like palm.

Posted by: Spank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (jXrK7)

66 I'm disturbed by suddenly seeing all these pictures of Justin Trudeau surrounded by good looking women. This seems fundamentally injust, even before you figure in that yes, he's really stupid enough to think blackface is a good idea.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (Clxcy)

67 Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG

Tolerance for what?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

68 The little boys playing ''bonk my face" are so cute. I love their little laughs.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (wRHNT)

69 Dave, Thanks for that top photo. I woke up the dog with my laughing.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (bmdz3)

70 The Unicode Technical Committee rejected adding the Klingon alphabet. Why?

Posted by: HuskerDu at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (d3MA1)

71 That stoopid fucka that set himself on fire is an absolutely idiot. Would've served him right if he wouldve tripped and didn't make it to the water. Still probably burned off all his hair and eyebrows and we want to give jokers like that the right to vote.. oh and thanks for the ONT WD.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (5Sk0r)

72 I just watched a 5 minute YouTube video and learned how to teach my 14-year-old son how to solve y=mx+b. He understood it instantly. His teacher can't explain it that easily. What the eff??

Posted by: jmel at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (OeWgo)

73 What's the matter rickl?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (u6t70)

74 If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)


No one wants you dead. Or gone. Why do you think that?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

75 23 19 Crap Weird Dave, I screwed up and gave Mis Hum credit, when you put together this fine ONT.

I am very sorry.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:06 PM (mFoNl)

Too late. No take backs.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)


62
14 *Sigh*
Posted by: Weirddave at Septem

Awww man, now I feel REALLY bad.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2019 10:14 PM (mFoNl)


I'm sure he will get over it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

76
I like to call them "educational videos". But exercise is involved, yes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:16 PM (NMAzL)

77 57 Arrr, Traci Lords made an exercise video back in the day...mostly safe for work...

https://tinyurl.com/y6frbfqy

Shiver me timbers.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (m3tRO)


Man, TV has changed.

Posted by: Reggie Hammond at September 19, 2019 10:16 PM (ed8K1)

78 67 Tolerance for what?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

For being everything that the Chad gun-weilding Horde hates.

I'm anti-abortion, and anti-communism, but otherwise...

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (pgXNG)

79 Saudi man could be Ilhan's cousin and cousin-in-law because nobody is that dumb.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (CDGwz)

80 Or maybe he's trolling them.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (u6t70)


You just answered your own question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

81 "If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone."

You are the most paranoid commentor I have ever seen on here. No one wants you dead or gone. If they did we would give them shit. Suck it up cupcake.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (Tnijr)

82 I'm confident that Trudeau has learned his lesson about blackface and will only do it 3 or 4 more times before he stops.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (jXrK7)

83 And Trump is in serious trouble for this Ukraine BS. Just how dumb do you have to be to discuss investigating Biden on a call when you know it's being listened to by Deep State turncoats?
-----

Why?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (fZcn6)

84 I love little boys. When I was pregnant I prayed to have boys (which happened). I don't think I would have been a very good mom to girls. I don't get them. Boys delight me.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (RfzVr)

85 74 No one wants you dead. Or gone. Why do you think that?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (pgXNG)

86 Allie, post here all you want but quit 'chur whining.

You'd really have to go some to be the dumbest regular to post here.

You don't have to be mental to post here but it helps.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (Y4EXg)

87 That Goofy cartoon is kinda preachy for 1950. I turned it off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (jEgzt)

88 What an appropriate theme, considering my nephew just texted me that his wife is expecting a boy come next March

I already have 1 grandnephew, who turns 3 next month and is a sweetheart. But he's not going to be king of the hill for long!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (d6Ksn)

89 Rudy is on with Laura Ingraham going off on Ukraine right now. He's talking about Ukraine and Biden and Soros during the 2016 election.


This is even better than I hoped.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)

90 Hello dear, how was your day?

Hey Weird Dave, I've seen that top picture before, but it's still adorable.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (u6t70)

91 Traci was able to exercise several muscles at once.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (bttOm)

92 If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)


Allie, I considered you a great contributor here, while not knowing a thing about the person behind your former nic. Knowing what you shared with us does not change my opinion, and I hope you will continue.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

93 have yoy guys ever seen Hilda the Plus Sized Pin Up girl from the 1950s?

Body positive can be cute and funny after all

bored panda has a bunch here, mildly nsfw
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6h4eu5p

ALSO - Bing is broken on my tablet
I'll do a search on a well known author name with the word books and get no results
strange

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:19 PM (+72t1)

94 And that little boy was me.

Posted by: Gollum at September 19, 2019 10:19 PM (m3tRO)

95 Then: Soylent Green is people.
Today: Corn Pop is real.

Posted by: #cornpop at September 19, 2019 10:19 PM (Xt8DX)

96 I'm confident that Trudeau has learned his lesson about blackface and will only do it 3 or 4 more times before he stops.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
------

And he'll feel genuine remorse each time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:19 PM (w54mS)

97 Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (pgXNG)

We want to see the results of your DNA test.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:19 PM (u6t70)

98
"Don't tell Mom." - the most awesome words a father can say to his boys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (7rVsF)

99 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."

Well we won't hold that against you as long as you don't shed on the couch.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (Tnijr)

100 Today first day with vape device.

Must recharge battery.

*considers in which Noble Peoples Language to cuss*

Posted by: Miklos, who actually pulled tobacco as a kid at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

101 82 I'm confident that Trudeau has learned his lesson about blackface and will only do it 3 or 4 more times before he stops.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (jXrK7)


The man does love costumes. Loves them. Adores them. Pretty impressive, for a heterosexual, really.

Posted by: Splunge at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (ed8K1)

102 92 Allie, I considered you a great contributor here, while not knowing a thing about the person behind your former nic. Knowing what you shared with us does not change my opinion, and I hope you will continue.
Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

You might. But most of everyone else will think I'm a pedophile into bestiality now

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (pgXNG)

103 Holy crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)

104 No one wants you dead. Or gone. Why do you think that?

This is the Horde. If someone here wanted you dead, you would be dead.

So apparently no one here wants you dead.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (lD3vL)

105 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4w98og8

https://tinyurl.com/yygl8um3

https://tinyurl.com/yxowrxb7

https://tinyurl.com/y3hrqpw3

https://tinyurl.com/y4njbexu

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (qAR6u)

106 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."


You forgot the Fiercely Heterosexual part.

Posted by: Miklos, ed. at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

107 Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.

So...??? what's your point? Who cares? I don't.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

108 98
"Don't tell Mom." - the most awesome words a father can say to his boys.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (7rVsF)

Unless he's a pussy who's just as afraid of Mom as his boys are.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

109
You'd really have to go some to be the dumbest regular to post here.

*waves hand*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)

110 They've probably got all sorts of fancy toys, but they found a garbage can. Love that clip.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aKxkI)

111 If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

A few months hard labor on the North American Dignity canal might be all it takes for you to get your head on straight. We really have your welfare in mind, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (jEgzt)

112 He understood it instantly. His teacher can't explain it that easily. What the eff??

There is a lot to be said for giving kids access to the best teachers in the world through Internet videos. It wouldn't work for everyone, though. Perhaps make which kind of school kids use a choice by parents based on how their kids learn best?

Crazy idea, never work.

Posted by: Hot French exchange student at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (2lndx)

113 I would love to be able to accidentally buy a jet, and then say, "Oops, all okay. I'll keep it."

The wrong people have all the money. I can't even pay the pet fee to get a cat.

Where's Thanos when you need him.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

114
Traci had lots of experience with the Shake Weight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIJlEsIVZQ

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)

115 Must recharge battery.

*considers in which Noble Peoples Language to cuss*
Posted by: Miklos
------

Keep a backup pack of gaspers...just in case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (w54mS)

116 And Trump is in serious trouble for this Ukraine BS. Just how dumb do you have to be to discuss investigating Biden on a call when you know it's being listened to by Deep State turncoats?
Posted by: Frank Bank at September 19, 2019 10:11 PM (ChVRV)
*******
Hey FrankenFucker Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Another Fake News story out there - It never ends! Virtually anytime I speak on the phone to a foreign leader, I understand that there may be many people listening from various U.S. agencies, not to mention those from the other country itself. No problem!Knowing all of this, is anybody dumb enough to believe that I would say something inappropriate with a foreign leader while on such a potentially "heavily populated" call. I would only do what is right anyway, and only do good for the USA!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (BqBId)

117 The Saudi/A350 thing is from a satirical website.

We live in an amazing world, but not yet one where you can order an airliner on the phone. And $329 million is a lot of money, even for a billionaire.

Posted by: MW at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (hNTtn)

118 You might. But most of everyone else will think I'm a pedophile into bestiality now
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:20 PM (pgXNG)


Peaches? Is that you?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)

119 I'm disturbed by suddenly seeing all these pictures
of Justin Trudeau surrounded by good looking women. This seems
fundamentally injust, even before you figure in that yes, he's really
stupid enough to think blackface is a good idea.


Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (Clxcy)


1) Last name.
b. Mrs. Trudeau pretty much set her sights on him for the same reason as 1.

Posted by: Vendette at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (Yeuu4)

120 111 A few months hard labor on the North American Dignity canal might be all it takes for you to get your head on straight. We really have your welfare in mind, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (jEgzt)

FUCK. YOU.

I. AM. NOT. GETTING. SHOT. IN. THE. HEAD. BY. A. SLAV.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (pgXNG)

121 Holy crap.
Posted by: JackStraw


Easy, my son.

Posted by: Pope Metamucil IV at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

122 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2d5l93g

https://tinyurl.com/y6cx49nf

https://tinyurl.com/y4cknz7h

https://tinyurl.com/y4ktye5s

https://tinyurl.com/yxvnoo4r

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

123 please edit the saudi airbus entry to note that it is satire, not factual. A 3 second search on the net will prove it to you

Posted by: Village Idiot at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (PodaV)

124 > You'd really have to go some to be the dumbest regular to post here.

*waves hand*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)


Ha! You just called yourself "regular".





It is a poop joke.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

125
I'm anti-abortion, and anti-communism, but otherwise...
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:17 PM (pgXNG)


You have the big stuff right, so don't sweat the small stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (sy5kK)

126 103
What up JS?
DECLAS, Ukraine?

Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (bttOm)

127 117 The Saudi/A350 thing is from a satirical website.

==

NYT?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (+72t1)

128 Rudy just accused Biden of corruption on Laura's show for demanding the Ukrainian prosecutor investigating Hunter Biden be fired or he would withhold $1.5 billion in aid.

I mean we've know this but this is one of Trump's personal attorney's saying this on the tube.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Allie
Don't leave. No one here is going to shoot you in the face.
I can't speak to the issue with CBD because I don't know anything about that.
Stick around.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (7EIHE)

130
We live in an amazing world, but not yet one where you can order an airliner on the phone.

*looks at twin battleships in back yard*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (7rVsF)

131 The wrong people have all the money. I can't even pay the pet fee to get a cat.

lol.. I know right?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

132 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."

Nobody's perfect.

Posted by: Jack Lemon to Joe E. Brown at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

133 119 I'm disturbed by suddenly seeing all these pictures
of Justin Trudeau surrounded by good looking women. This seems
fundamentally injust, even before you figure in that yes, he's really
stupid enough to think blackface is a good idea.


Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 19, 2019 10:15 PM (Clxcy)


1) Last name.
b. Mrs. Trudeau pretty much set her sights on him for the same reason as 1.
Posted by: Vendette at September 19, 2019 10:22 PM (Yeuu4)


Don't women feel safe around the ghey guys?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

134 I take that back. Cthulhu was the most paranoid commentor I have ever seen on here.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM (Tnijr)

135 Clearing long abandoned *Better Off Dead* nick. Does PixyWare resurrect dead cookies?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (2lndx)

136 Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (pgXNG)


My take is quit whining and comment intelligently on any topic that interests you and might interest others. In that way, no one will give a shit about what you were, or are, or think you are, or claim to be.

But if you continue the wailing and moaning, you'll soon reach auto-ignore status, at least at hovel del Hrothgar!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (9eby4)

137
"I'm a half-black transgender furry."

Takes all kinds around here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)

138 How come I can't have a cousin like that? I could use a brand new Airbus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (HaL55)

139 I mean we've know this but this is one of Trump's personal attorney's saying this on the tube.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Now he's hitting China too.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (sGotD)

140 it's kind of strange to go thru a ritual self-denunciation anonymously
save it for the struggle session, comrade!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (+72t1)

141 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."


What kind of costume do you like to wear?

Posted by: Justine T at September 19, 2019 10:26 PM (m3tRO)

142 I've honestly never seen anything like this interview.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 10:27 PM (ZLI7S)

143 Funny how everyone's focused on the makeup and ignoring the whole ensemble of cultural appropriation.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 10:27 PM (jh17W)

144 Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:18 PM (pgXNG)

I don't care about that but you could lose the whining self hatred straw man bit.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

145 It is a poop joke.
Posted by: hogmartin

*glares*

Certain things are simply not the done thing. Right-O?

Posted by: Miklos Wooster, at the Moron Drones Club at September 19, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

146
132 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."

Nobody's perfect.
Posted by: Jack Lemon to Joe E. Brown at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)



Where else in the world (but here) would you see a conversation like this?

I love this place.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

147 Sounds to me like Allie is campaigning hard for the position of "ONT Mascot".

And while I might've sketched a different character given a sharp pencil and blank pad, well, who am I to contest such greatness?

Fair warning though, Allie. You might be "furry", but we reserve the right to choose the costume.

*evil snarkish ONT hordely grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)

148 what interview are you watching, JackStraw?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (+72t1)

149 What Hrothgar said, except it would be Teh Zettaibunker in my case...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

150
I take that back. Cthulhu was the most paranoid commentor I have ever seen on here.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM


This is rated: Correct

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (KCxzN)

151 Posted by: Village Idiot at September 19, 2019 10:23 PM (PodaV)

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (9eby4)

152 Joey sleeps with da fishes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 10:28 PM (438dO)

153 >
I. AM. NOT. GETTING. SHOT. IN. THE. HEAD. BY. A. SLAV.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 20



It's SMR, btw.



Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 19, 2019 10:29 PM (uDh3k)

154
A half-blackface transgender furry would be intolerable, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:29 PM (7rVsF)

155 {{{ Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

156 It was Joe E. Brown to Jack Lemmon. But nobody's perfect.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 10:29 PM (AMIL/)

157 I mean we've know this but this is one of Trump's personal attorney's saying this on the tube.

So?

Its like izza or Gowdy, investigations, people found guilty, nothing happens.

Same thing with the Trump Administration.

There is no series of felonies, levels of sedition or treason that a D can get into that will result in any form of inconvenience of an investigation, legal battle or punishment.

R's can't even indict Satan.

Its something wonky in the DNA.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 19, 2019 10:29 PM (lD3vL)

158 156 It was Joe E. Brown to Jack Lemmon. But nobody's perfect.

Posted by: Gref at September

-----

Missed it by 'that' much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 19, 2019 10:30 PM (Y4EXg)

159
I take that back. Cthulhu was the most paranoid commentor I have ever seen on here.

Posted by: freaked


*glares*

What do you mean by that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (7rVsF)

160 Because I'm a half-black transgender furry.

Well, OK. But no Irish!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AibNI)

161 Don't miss the Hilda link.at 93, it's not a trap, I swear

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (+72t1)

162
A half-blackface transgender furry would be intolerable, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Let that be your last battlefield.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (aKsyK)

163 *looks at twin battleships in back yard*
Posted by: Hadrian the Sevent

There is an entire franchise based on one.

Clever master franchising bastard.

Posted by: Miklos, failed "Nagasaki" restauranteur at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

164 #157 lolol

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (Y274z)

165 Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM

What in the hell are you referring to? I don't recognize your nic, so did you get a one time harsh response to something you posted, or what?

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

166 {{{Ladyl}}}

How do you be?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (9eby4)

167 If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.

Posted by: Allie
................
You have a much higher opinion of your status here than is warranted.. no one cares until you get really pissy..
Hey! They even tolerate me!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)

168 Mike Leach is a National Treasure!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (T7Y/4)

169 I could never be a furry. It's got to be hot as balls in those outfits.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

170 Arrr, Traci Lords made an exercise video back in the day...mostly safe for work...

https://tinyurl.com/y6frbfqy

Shiver me timbers.



Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (m3tRO)

Holy crap, great find!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (f9A2A)

171 Ukraine publicly interfered in the 2016 election. The, then, President gave a speech full of Trump hate, hoping for a Clinton win. Sergiy Leshchenko, who produced the Black Ledger, was very probably CIA, after his internship here w NED in 2014. Plus, a host of other things impacted our election, that Ukraine was actually investigating before the new guy won office and the Investigator disappeared.

Posted by: Ever at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (ash7x)

172 I was told there would be no html or unicode until after 0400Z...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (7WaWV)

173 Unicode is a plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.



As a female, I should not understand that reference. Yet I do.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (gdfZ0)

174 OK Hordelings, it's BefoBo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for protection and pray for our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

175 so Allie is Obama ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (B+t5k)

176
Ok, so I was just having a debate with my girlfriend about whether black or Latin girls were better fighters... I backed up the Latin chicks with this example of my Eye-Tie friend. She was my best friend's lady at the time, and executed one of the most savage beatings I've ever seen.

We got to a party (we were cold sober) and this drunk Mexican chick started talking shit to her. I don't remember what it was about, but this chicana started slapping and scratching, to which this Italian chick replied in kind.

Now, these were super hot chicks in a catfight, so all of us guys were just watching. Eventually, the sober Eye-Tie kicked her heels off mid-stride, caught her footing, and just went to town on this Mexican chick. Punched her, dropped over the curb, and just drilled her in the face, repeatedly.

Up to this point, we were just laughing, but then she grabbed her by the hair, dragged her across the blacktop on her back, opened the door of car, and prepared to slam her head in the door.

We ran across the street and broke it up, but I have no doubt she would've maimed/killed this girl.

Chicks are harder to push to violence, but once they get there, they have NO brakes. Especially the hot blooded Latins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (cRG6o)

177 I don't care who is a half-black transgender furry. Live your life and be happy.

Just don't MAKE me care through threats.

You want to do your thing? Do your thing. I don't judge. Be happy.

Let me be happy in what I do.

--it's a parody post, right? I always fall for those. And I miss Cthulhu. He was cool.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (l9m7l)

178 blue birdnof fng joy, how do you do that nic?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (+72t1)

179 Boy, that Spanky Bank fella sure is trolling for dollars really hard. Is that a bullet point on a resume or is that a job category title/description all its own?

Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

180 166 {{{Ladyl}}}

How do you be?
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (9eby4)


Upright and taking nourishment.

How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

181 looks at twin battleships in back yard*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You live in Camden?

Alright, there's just one battleship and one protected cruiser

Posted by: Josephistan at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (Izzlo)

182 Missed it by 'that' much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 19, 2019 10:30 PM (Y4EXg)


Maxwell Smart: At this moment the entire 82nd Airborne is parachuting in to rescue me!

KAOS Bad Guy: I don't believe it.

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe....

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (AMIL/)

183 Don't miss the Hilda link.at 93, it's not a trap, I swear
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book!

----

Wow!

Hilda was a babe!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)

184
This FrankFucker troll is back on the ONT. It's probably DNC and not cuck. They are really pushing this "intel whistleblower shit".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:34 PM (NMAzL)

185 'And I miss Cthulhu. He was cool.'

Me too. Weird how that stuff happens.

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (Tnijr)

186
Cubs tie with three in the 9th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (7rVsF)

187 I. AM. NOT. GETTING. SHOT. IN. THE. HEAD. BY. A. SLAV.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 20


Heh.

Or in Old School Church Slavic-

"Our sisters are our brothers"

Posted by: Miklos, organizing the "Shikaru Battalion" at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

188 Hey! They even tolerate me!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)

Not always!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (9eby4)

189 I feel like normal horde rules are inadequate for this situation, Hikaru. For this we need to go full /b/: show us your tits. Timestamp included. It's the only way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (H5knJ)

190 175 so Allie is Obama ?
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (B+t5k)

---

Allie is anti-abortion, so no.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (RU4sa)

191 What happened to Cthulhu?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (u6t70)

192 191 What happened to Cthulhu?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (u6t70)

Asleep in R'yleh

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:36 PM (gYXxt)

193 'What happened to Cthulhu?'

Something something madness

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:36 PM (Tnijr)

194 Where or what is R'yleh, Insom?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (u6t70)

195 Missed it by 'that' much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart

Top Ten Things Heard in Paternity Suits

over to qdpsteve-

Posted by: Miklos, hah, or maybe heya if Cajun at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

196 Where or what is R'yleh, Insom?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (u6t70)


Oh, it's a magical place where dreams really do come true.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

197 Dogs: "Humans, you are unworthy of our companionship. We will teach you to be better creatures."

Cats: "Humans, you are unworthy of our companionship. We will teach you to be better slaves to us."

Sorry, I love both kinds. They are awesome, much better than we deserve. But they are different.

Yeah. It's me again Velazquez.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (l9m7l)

198 191 What happened to Cthulhu?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:35 PM (u6t70)


Cast into outer darkness.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

199 IIRC, Cooth was duly warned... Sad what happened, learned a lot from him!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (7WaWV)

200 I remember those Rambo toys. Who the fuck would buy them, eh? Especially when you had GI JOE. I actually think my little brother got them to be contrarian since I alreayd had all the gi joes.

Read the soiboybetacuck comments too.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (thQkh)

201 Oh, it's a magical place where dreams really do come true.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

Disneyland?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (u6t70)

202 Thanks WeirdDave for a great ONT!

At the Indiana dunes; 2/3rds of the way to the MIMoMe!

Stephen Price Blair - have not seen you here for ages. Nice to see you back.

Allie - first you were hikaru, mixed race misfit (according to you); next you were hikaru (Allie), transgender sure to be rejected; now you are Allie, the furry, sure to be accused of bestiality.
Where do you want to go with this?

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (5Qk+V)

203 92 If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.

Posted by: Allie

Allie, I considered you a great contributor here, while not knowing a thing about the person behind your former nic. Knowing what you shared with us does not change my opinion, and I hope you will continue.
Posted by: Gref

--------------
Exactly. Keep on keeping on. That's what make the Horde what it is. Folks from all walks of life just getting it on. Keep posting..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (5Sk0r)

204 Unicode is a plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.



As a female, I should not understand that reference. Yet I do.
Posted by: shibumi
---------

I prefer the term 'radical moisture'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (U7Mh9)

205 196 Where or what is R'yleh, Insom?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (u6t70)

Oh, it's a magical place where dreams really do come true.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

-----------------------------

I though that was Honah Lee

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

206 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."


As long as your not a Marsh Wiggle. A sad, melancholy lot.

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (T7Y/4)

207
I though that was Honah Lee
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (CAJOC)


That's Puff's home.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

208
Up to this point, we were just laughing, but then she grabbed her by the hair, dragged her across the blacktop on her back, opened the door of car, and prepared to slam her head in the door.



Mmmmmm

Posted by: Miklos, Trump 2020, Miklos 2024! at September 19, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

209
Speaking of CHR$(), I'll never understand why MS decided to kill the BASIC language.

It was getting pretty sophisticated as a language, and you could easily do things in it that took reams of code in other HLLs. QuickBASIC and BASIC PDS (copies of which I still have, of course) and the Visual BASIC.

THe latter let me write my first real Windows GUI program easily. The event driven nature of it took some getting used to from my old "imperative, procedural" mindset.

And then they made it .NET and nothing would compile for it without significant changes, and BASIC died.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:41 PM (NMAzL)

210 180

{{{Ladyl}}}
Getting ready to hang it up, and crash, but made the mistake of taking a peak in here. Had a supposed appointment with a plumber tomorrow but today wasn't able to get confirmation it an arrival time. So tomorrow's schedule is on hold and I'll be juggling other appointments, so I'm in a bad mood.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (9eby4)

211 Oh, it's a magical place where dreams really do come true.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

Disneyland?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (u6t70)


i̤͇ͧ̍t̑ i̗ͤs͑̀ ͇͎ͬ̾n̲̙̞oͬ͂̏t̆ ̥̳l̮i͗ ͍k̫̪͔ͩ̎ͯe͖̫̭ ͇ͅ ̻d͗͊̌ ̻̹͎isͤ ̮̖̑n͍̦e̫̝y͓ l̠̉a̿̚n ̥̆d̹,̙̰̜ͪ͂̐ ̩͕͒̍̔ ̼ṋ̓o

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

212 I thought the DECLAS order from Trump today was pretty interesting. Immediate. Wray is gonna have his panties in a bunch

Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (bttOm)

213 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (U7Mh9)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

214 Oops, spelled it wrong. It's R'lyeh. Anyway, it's a fictional sunken city where Cthulhu dwells.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

215 184
This FrankFucker troll is back on the ONT. It's probably DNC and not cuck. They are really pushing this "intel whistleblower shit".



And it will end the same way all the other "WE GOTZ THAT BADORANGEMAN NOW!!!". It will end in failure and sadness as Trump stomps on there faces,,again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (T7Y/4)

216 A half-blackface transgender furry would be intolerable, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________

I half-condemn Frank Gorshin for his work on "Star Trek."

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (jh17W)

217 207
I though that was Honah Lee
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:39 PM (CAJOC)


That's Puff's home.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

---------------------------

Have you ever seen Puff and Cthulhu together at the same time?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (CAJOC)

218 and plenty of people want me digging canals until I get shot in the face.

If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)


Not a single person here wants you doing that. Stop spewing this bull shot about people here or eventually they probably will want that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (470nR)

219 I'm cracking up right now at the Jonny Quest memes with Race Bannon as Pence and Hadji as Trudeau

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (+72t1)

220
At the Indiana dunes; 2/3rds of the way to the MIMoMe!

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM


Travel safe, SnailRacer

We'll see you in Hell

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (KCxzN)

221 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 10:33 PM (cRG6o)


Were either of them in blackface?

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (m3tRO)

222 Unicode is a plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.


I bought UNIX at at a county bankruptcy auction.

Posted by: Miklosian "Soft" Ware, S.R.O.O at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

223

{{{Ladyl}}}
Getting ready to hang it up, and crash, but made the mistake of taking a peak in here. Had a supposed appointment with a plumber tomorrow but today wasn't able to get confirmation it an arrival time. So tomorrow's schedule is on hold and I'll be juggling other appointments, so I'm in a bad mood.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (9eby4)


So sorry to hear. I hope your plumber shows up at a reasonable hour.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

224 Don't miss the Hilda link.at 93, it's not a trap, I swear
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (+72t1)

Hilda was a One.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (jEgzt)

225 Tracy Lords always reminded me of Rebecca De Mornay with a better set of boobs.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (2DOZq)

226 At the Indiana dunes; 2/3rds of the way to the MIMoMe!
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 19, 2019 10:38 PM (5Qk+V)


WOOOO

I'm not even 1/2 of the way there yet

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

227 I must say, I rather enjoyed Cooth, and was sorry to see him leave/ejected!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (9eby4)

228 "Now he has enough sir miles for the rest of his life, but he no longer needs them"

That, right there is one of the funniest things I've read on here today.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (llxrS)

229
Have you ever seen Puff and Cthulhu together at the same time?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (CAJOC)

No. Wait----


Ohhhhhh.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

230 Nobody wants Morons dead. We're rare enough as it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (cRG6o)

231 >>>Where do you want to go with this?

LGF? Or the Bulwark?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

232 That bored panda link is freezing my computer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

233 218 Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (470nR)

BUZZION!!!!

How's happy fun ball?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (tUOCc)

234
Back in the DOS days, QuickBASIC was amazing for serial (COM) port support. Simple OPEN statement and you had full functionality of the serial port easy peasy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (NMAzL)

235 i̤͇ͧ̍t̑ i̗ͤs͑̀ ͇͎ͬ̾n̲̙̞oͬ͂̏t̆ ̥̳l̮i͗ ͍k̫̪͔ͩ̎ͯe͖̫̭ ͇ͅ ̻d͗͊̌ ̻̹͎isͤ ̮̖̑n͍̦e̫̝y͓ l̠̉a̿̚n ̥̆d̹,̙̰̜ͪ͂̐ ̩͕͒̍̔ ̼ṋ̓o
Posted by: hogmartin



Now that's just mean.

Posted by: Miklos, a savant of a certain sort at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

236 ...Have you ever seen Puff and Cthulhu together at the same time?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (CAJOC)



These days, Piff is headlining his own Magic Show in Las Vegas.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

237 Were either of them in blackface?
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (m3tRO)

-------

Well, one was in black, blue and red face. Don't know if that counts, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 10:46 PM (cRG6o)

238 Speaking of CHR$(), I'll never understand why MS decided to kill the BASIC language.



It was getting pretty sophisticated as a language, and you could
easily do things in it that took reams of code in other HLLs. QuickBASIC
and BASIC PDS (copies of which I still have, of course) and the Visual
BASIC.



THe latter let me write my first real Windows GUI program
easily. The event driven nature of it took some getting used to from my
old "imperative, procedural" mindset.



And then they made it .NET and nothing would compile for it without significant changes, and BASIC died.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear.............
It's still hanging in there.. I am maintaining a half dozen Visual Basic 6 legacy applications.. getting harder and harder every year!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 10:46 PM (438dO)

239 I'll never understand why MS decided to kill the BASIC language.

I expect weekend programmers were becoming too low a percentage of the market to support. Same with the slow loss of HyperCard on the Mac side.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 10:46 PM (2lndx)

240 ok I had to look at what the hoo-ha with Giuliani was about. He's old, off his prime, he got a couple sentences garbled and then he corrected. He didn't say anything that we didn't know already. But he should stay off the interviews, he's not sharp anymore and he can be played. Bottom line - he made a bad soundbite that trolls can hoot and holler about, but he didn't actually say anything new at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (V2Yro)

241 Nobody wants Morons dead. We're rare enough as it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If a Moron falls in a forest....

Posted by: Miklos, going downstairs for ice at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

242 232 That bored panda link is freezing my computer

==

oops sorry insom
I habe JavaScript off so I tend to forget there may be pop ups and stuff.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (+72t1)

243 And that's when I said "hell no Joe Biden! You aint gonna put us all back in chains!"

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (lzJqG)

244 *Might* get a new car to replace the Death Mobile. Who knows. My credit rating must be utterly awful. Plus, I'M utterly awful, so I guess we'd match. I guess I'll hit Post anyway. Love all of you (yes, even YOU) and hope to see you tomorrow, unless I get lucky and die tonight.

All hail AoSHQ! Plus buy Jewell's merch!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)

245
Nobody wants Morons dead.

Except for you, you, you and - yeah, with the red hair - you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (d6PHR)

246 Stop spewing this bull shot about people here or eventually they probably will want that.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (470nR)


Which seems to be the whole point of this self-fulfilling self-defeating sad sack act. To wit: I will complain about how you hate me, in the face of all contrary evidence, until you finally give in and do.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

247 Maybe hogmartin would direct me to the code for the classic Hebrew square font...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (7WaWV)

248 Unless he's a pussy who's just as afraid of Mom as his boys are.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

===
When I was little my dad decided to offer his father in law a driving lesson, with me in the backseat. Grampa was I guess about 50 and had never driven before. Grampa did not do so well and the lesson didn't last long.

Anyway, they neglected to tell me to keep my mouth shut. The first thing I did back at the house was tell mom what an exciting ride we had. And then the greatest sh*tstorm broke on dad and grampa as they came in the house, as about 10 savage yentas told them what a mistake they had just made with this driving lesson nonsense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (EZebt)

249 233 218 Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (470nR)

BUZZION!!!!

How's happy fun ball?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 10:45 PM (tUOCc)

Just fine I guessp

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (470nR)

250 I could never be a furry. It's got to be hot as balls in those outfits.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)


I could never be a furry because I hate wearing pants. So the hell with the costumes.

Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (Y8PSl)

251 120. Now you're getting it. More shit-talking, less whining.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (zo4+n)

252 Author Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International, Hard Magic, Dead Six, etc.,) has been catching a slew of Facebook bans festering up out of bogus complaints by leftist trolls. Help a very large brother out here... https://tinyurl.com/y5wl7j7a

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (ABuva)

253 oops sorry insom
I habe JavaScript off so I tend to forget there may be pop ups and stuff.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (+72t1)

That might be it. There's also a comment section for each and every picture which would explain why it got all jammed up there for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

254 184
This FrankFucker troll is back on the ONT. It's probably DNC and not cuck. They are really pushing this "intel whistleblower shit".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:34 PM (NMAzL)


It's 4th and 25 for the Demos, down by three scores, mid-4th quarter.

Their prezzie candidates are crazy. And now it looks like the Fake Indian is getting the crowds as the others start to fade.

The new Democrat slogan: Yes, we know she is a liar and a thief, but she is OUR liar and thief!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

255 241 Nobody wants Morons dead. We're rare enough as it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If a Moron falls in a forest....
Posted by: Miklos, going downstairs for ice at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

-----------------------

... a half dozen of us will mobilize to take down the f'er responsible

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (CAJOC)

256 " I also get it if you all want me dead "

No, I truly doubt that is the case.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (mk9aG)

257 So sorry to hear. I hope your plumber shows up at a reasonable hour.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

The irritating part is I need to get Conor to the vet for the final set of shots so he will be kennel safe for the Tx MoMee, and the vet I prefer to use is not easy to schedule! But I'll make it work.

Alternately, I tell the airline that Conor identifies as an emotional support mini-horse and I have to have him with me at all times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (9eby4)

258 WeirdDave you sly dog, Bridget the Midget's little hands will make your penis look like a fucking monster, twice as big or even bigger. But alas, you're not the first to contemplate this screenplay.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (kLDv+)

259 249 Just fine I guessp
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (470nR)

Gave up on the taunting eh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (tUOCc)

260 love Correia's books but the big idiot is still NeverTrump, is he not?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (+72t1)

261 i love that little boy with the fish in his mouth

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)

262 Anyway, they neglected to tell me to keep my mouth shut. The first thing I did back at the house was tell mom what an exciting ride we had. And then the greatest sh*tstorm broke on dad and grampa as they came in the house, as about 10 savage yentas told them what a mistake they had just made with this driving lesson nonsense.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (EZebt)

Oops!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

263 And then they made it .NET and nothing would compile for it without significant changes, and BASIC died.
Posted by: publius
------

I use it regularly for controlling sundry devices, reading instruments, monitoring this or that.

Last night I mentioned that I had written a Sudoku solver a while back. Yup, in Basic. *That* exercise was the result of a challenge.

A Tandy Model 102 is a regular tool for me. Runs for 26 hours on 4 AA's.

Sometimes, it's the right tool.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (fZcn6)

264 Maybe hogmartin would direct me to the code for the classic Hebrew square font...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (7WaWV)


First you have to be able to generate the Hebrew characters. I don't know the Hebrew keyboard layout, so I can only poke around blindly until I find it or else use an online translator.

But once you've got it, just copy it into something that'll generate the HTML entities, then copypaste those. I use
https://mothereff.in/html-entities
Because I like the name of the domain.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (t+qrx)

265 Minshew!!! Love that guy for the season he gave us last year!!! COUGS fans had a blast.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM (3SIip)

266 San Franpsycho - that is a funny story. I can just picture it.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM (RfzVr)

267 I dunno - I'm available to hate anyone for the right fee

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM (+72t1)

268 255 241 Nobody wants Morons dead. We're rare enough as it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If a Moron falls in a forest....
Posted by: Miklos, going downstairs for ice at September 19, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

-----------------------

... a half dozen of us will mobilize to take down the f'er responsible
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (CAJOC)

The rest will point, laugh and snap pictures.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

269 I heard that Puff song is gonna be updated.

"Vape, the magic Dragon, lived down by me,
and frolicked in the Autumn mist, with a girl called Brenda Lee...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (V2Yro)

270 I dunno - I'm available to hate anyone for the right fee
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM (+72t1)


I'll hate anyone for half of what she's asking.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

271 Robocop warehouse scene, soundtrack with no voice or fx

https://youtu.be/a8mHSq095fA

A good script makes you want something that you didn't know that you were going to get, at the beginning of the third act

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (LxTcq)

272 252 Author Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International, Hard Magic, Dead Six, etc.,) has been catching a slew of Facebook bans festering up out of bogus complaints by leftist trolls. Help a very large brother out here... https://tinyurl.com/y5wl7j7a
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (ABuva)


Leftists have figured out that, as Turtleboy put it, "Nobody works at Facebook." Sounds silly, but it's mostly true when it comes to actually reviewing posts. Any mob can swarm complaints on something, and get it suspended, and if they keep doing it, it just gets worse for the poster. And Leftists love them some mobs.

Posted by: Splunge at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (ed8K1)

273
Their prezzie candidates are crazy. And now it looks like the Fake Indian is getting the crowds as the others start to fade.
--------

Kamala goes down! Kamala goes down!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (fZcn6)

274
I half-condemn Frank Gorshin for his work on "Star Trek."
Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (jh17W)



the half-black, half-white faced one, or the half-white, half-black faced one?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

275 I'll hate anyone for half of what she's asking.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

Effing Capitalism!!!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:53 PM (+72t1)

276
Speaking of UNIX, Ken Thompson basically invented UTF-8 (which is the most widely used Unciode encoding scheme).

Thompson is a god, of course, but he's been assimilated by Google now, as well.

OTOH, he hates C++.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:53 PM (NMAzL)

277 >>Alternately, I tell the airline that Conor identifies as an emotional support mini-horse and I have to have him with me at all times!


Sounds like a plan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

278 Word on the chans is that another big fish has been caught using blackface.

Ayup, There are several photos of Dave Chappelle appearing several shades darker than his normal skin tone. Negrodamus predicted this.

Posted by: Quilp at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (Bf3hj)

279 257 So sorry to hear. I hope your plumber shows up at a reasonable hour.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

The irritating part is I need to get Conor to the vet for the final set of shots so he will be kennel safe for the Tx MoMee, and the vet I prefer to use is not easy to schedule! But I'll make it work.

Alternately, I tell the airline that Conor identifies as an emotional support mini-horse and I have to have him with me at all times!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (9eby4)


Just tell them that Conor voted for Hillary, and there will be no problem whatever!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

280 Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (mk9aG)

For some reason the self fulfilling prophecy term comes to mind, but I am now done with advice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (9eby4)

281 Warren isn't a thief, she's an anglo-giver.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (LxTcq)

282 A Tandy Model 102 is a regular tool for me. Runs for 26 hours on 4 AA's.

I have a Model 100 with a tiny Linux box hanging off the serial port. Great for focused writing with no distractions and a really nice keyboard.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (2lndx)

283 Minshew!!! Love that guy for the season he gave us last year!!! COUGS fans had a blast.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM


Another Mississippi QB that Mississippi State whiffed on recruiting, along with Favre and McNair.

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (OMsf+)

284 270 I dunno - I'm available to hate anyone for the right fee
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:51 PM (+72t1)

I'll hate anyone for half of what she's asking.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

You must be on a Hate1B visa.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

285 >>Kamala goes down! Kamala goes down!

That's what Willie Brown remembers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

286 259 249 Just fine I guessp
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (470nR)

Gave up on the taunting eh?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 10:50 PM (tUOCc)


It hasn't been around to demand it not be taunted.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:55 PM (470nR)

287 OTOH, he hates C++.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:53 PM (NMAzL)


That atones for a hell of a lot of sins right there.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:55 PM (t+qrx)

288 273 Kamala goes down! Kamala goes down!
Posted by: Howard Cosell at September 19, 2019 10:52 PM (fZcn6)

Well yeah.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 19, 2019 10:55 PM (tUOCc)

289 Which seems to be the whole point of this self-fulfilling self-defeating sad sack act. To wit: I will complain about how you hate me, in the face of all contrary evidence, until you finally give in and do.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

Exactly. Drama queen knob cranked to 11. If he even is what he claims to be, and not an on-going fictional drama like Tickled Pink. They have a common M.O. Both complained about their situation in life, solicited advice, and then resolutely ignored the advice given.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (jEgzt)

290 That kid with the fish In his mouth; good predatory instincts. Eat the fish head first.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (T7Y/4)

291 So, it was a bad day. Our cat Gigi took a weird turn to ill last week. Took her to the vet and it was hoped to be just a UTI and antibiotics would have her good as new.

Trip to vet last evening due to no improvement of her condition. Blood tests revealed severe problem of unknown origin, specialist recommended. Took her to specialist this morning. Would have to leave her at kitty prison for 2 days just to do blood transfusions and more tests to see what is the problem and then find out IF it was treatable. Had to make the hard decision. Couldn't let her spend her last days alone and in fear at the vet. Couldn't bring her home to die slowly of starvation/dehydration. Held her and loved her, let her go peacefully and brought her home.

My husband has been crying all day. I am trying to be strong.

These little critters sure can get to ya. Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

292 {{{Ladyl}}}

A master stroke!
I'll forge some Clinton Global Initiative ID cards just to safe!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (9eby4)

293 287 OTOH, he hates C++.
==


who wouldn't?
Just make it a B- already

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (+72t1)

294 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (makEl)

295
If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

---

I don't know what you're talking about. When was all this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (t5m5e)

296 You must be on a Hate1B visa.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:54 PM (NWiLs)


*shakes magic hate ball*

Signs point to-

Well that's not very civil. I'll just put it back.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

297 I have a Model 100 with a tiny Linux box hanging off the serial port. Great for focused writing with no distractions and a really nice keyboard.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
-----

Key travel. I ain't Selectric, but it's better than 95% of laptops.

Interesting about the Linux box. What is the software interface to make that work?

Posted by: Howard Cosell at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (U7Mh9)

298 >> I use it regularly for controlling sundry devices, reading instruments, monitoring this or that.

When I was in school, Clemson, we used QuickBASIC 4.0 to control that. One of the profs was doing some High-temp superconductor research, and I wrote the control routines to do the measurements he wanted (basically determining the temp when it transitioned).

We used something, the IEEE-488 data bus card, IIRC (sound familiar) that was used for a lot of instrument to PC interfaces.

The boards came with .QLB ("Quick library") for use with QuickBASIC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (NMAzL)

299 This week has been great. Jerry Nadler has proven why he is cut-rate backbencher with no qualifications to chair any committee.

I mean, why have Al Sharpton there at all? Ever?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (gAXBD)

300
Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.

Posted by: cfo mom


Condolences on your loss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (d6PHR)

301 To Do List for tomorrow (Friday)

1-refugee status in Canada

2-decent quality skin darkening stuff

3-change name to Justine McMiklos Diefenbaker

4- Get name in for next Canadian Powerball or election, whichever comes first


THIS WILL WORK

Posted by: Miklos, politicalologist (also Dr. Ph.D of such) at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

302 I haven't heard about this Guliani story. But I can't help but wonder if it was a thing only because Biden shit the bed. They seem to keep score in a way that is petty.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (LxTcq)

303 Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

So sorry to hear this. Their passing leaves a hole in our hearts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (9eby4)

304 I'm so sorry, cfo mom
hugs

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (+72t1)

305 Oh, did Pickled Stink turn out to be a fabulist?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (H5knJ)

306 286 It hasn't been around to demand it not be taunted.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 10:55 PM (470nR)

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (tUOCc)

307 Sorry about your kitteh, cfo mom.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

308 ergo the universality of the three stooges.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (Pg+x7)

309
These little critters sure can get to ya. Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (RfzVr)


I'm so very sorry, cfo mom. The loss is awfully painful.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

310 Teſt:


בגא

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (7WaWV)

311 Hog, totally stealing "magic hate ball".

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (zo4+n)

312
These little critters sure can get to ya. Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.


Posted by: cfo mom.........
shit.. so sorry.. been there. unbelievable how much we get attached to these little fur balls.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (438dO)

313 >These little critters sure can get to ya. Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (Rf



I'm sorry to hear about that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (uDh3k)

314 Well, I was prematurely optimistic about my availability tomorrow afternoon ... work will be keeping me tied to my desk (and not in the fun way).

Would still like to meet up with other central Ohio 'rons and 'ettes if we can figure out logistics.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (UIQou)

315 Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

It was the right thing to do. Doesn't mean that it doesn't suck. Condolences to you and your husband

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

316 Nope...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (7WaWV)

317 Allie is Tickled Pink?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (+72t1)

318 I thought that Bridget the Midget was the Queen of the Blues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (T0zTf)

319 Oh, did Pickled Stink turn out to be a fabulist?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (H5knJ)


Ghosted after an epic thread.

Just *poof* disappeared into a cloud, kinda.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

320 I keep getting FORTRAN 77 confused with Airport '77.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 11:00 PM (jh17W)

321 291 {{{Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019}}}

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:00 PM (tUOCc)

322 295
If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

---

I don't know what you're talking about. When was all this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (t5m5e)



He's the dumbass that thought Palp's Slav Master Race schtick was actually serious.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:00 PM (470nR)

323 292 {{{Ladyl}}}

A master stroke!
I'll forge some Clinton Global Initiative ID cards just to safe!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (9eby4)


Brilliant!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

324 After trailing the entire game, Tulane has taken the lead over Houston 31-28 with 6:10 to go in the 4th.

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 11:01 PM (OMsf+)

325 Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (+72t1)

You may have broken the code?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:01 PM (9eby4)

326 Ouch, I'm sorry, cfo mom.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:01 PM (t+qrx)

327 Condolences on your loss.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 10:57 PM (d6PHR)

Likewise from me. Hurts to lose a pet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:02 PM (jEgzt)

328 old joke (from the 1970s):

rich Arab oil sheik says to his son on the son's 13th birthday "what do you want on this, your 13th birthday? Would like your own Rolls Royce?"
and the boy replies "that is very generous of you but we already own many cars like that."

and the sheik says "well, would you like your own helicopter?"

and again the boy replies "that is also very generous of you but we already own five helicopters."

so the sheik says "well, what is it that you would most like to own?'

and the boy replies "I would like to own a Mickey Mouse outfit."

and the sheik replies "very well! I will buy for you Merrill Lynch!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2019 11:02 PM (ZqRa6)

329 *raises glass of bourbon*

*solemn toast*


To Gigi. May her memory be a blessing, always.


*drinks*

*contemplates all of the cats loved, cherished, gone and missed*

*pours another drink*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

330 AOP - Oh yeah, Tickled Pink. A lot of folks here bought that bs for a long time. I guess they are just nicer, more willing to accept things at face value than I am. That's fine. There's a place for nice, trying to be helpful people and a place for people with bs detectors.

The world needs both types.





Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

331 sorry for your hurt, cfo mom

i've been giving my cat a ride in the laundry basket

tied an old rope to one end and draggin the basket behind me from one end of the house to the other

he stays in there. doesn't say a word

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (xIKXj)

332 AOP-
Did you get to the Gilbert Bar? I had a fractured rib and then my lower back took a shit. Still barely able to get around. Hope you all got together.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (bttOm)

333 hah!
funny, mallfly

well that's it for this hatemoron
good night horde

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (+72t1)

334 322 He's the dumbass that thought Palp's Slav Master Race schtick was actually serious.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:00 PM (470nR)

Wait, what??? We're* not the the master race? Damn I was looking forward to making someone else clean my house

*only 1/4, but close enough for government work

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (tUOCc)

335 >> Just make it a B- already

He did that. Thompson wrote the B language, which, with Dennis Ritchie, became C.

Contrary to the legend, there was no A language.

B came from BCPL, an old language. Thompson stripped that down to its bare bones, and that was B.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (NMAzL)

336
but one of the Cobs (CBD) thinks that I'm the dumbest person to ever post here

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

If the shoe fits...

[I have no idea who you are]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (wYseH)

337 Foolproof solution for personal drama and "trolls": ignore it all.


Trust me on this.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (QDnY+)

338 It. Is. To. Laugh.

"@gabrielmalor 2h

We are in for a world of hurt if the new normal is that individuals who work in the intelligence community start leaking confidential presidential foreign policy communications."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (v2wun)

339 i've been giving my cat a ride in the laundry basket

tied an old rope to one end and draggin the basket behind me from one end of the house to the other

he stays in there. doesn't say a word
Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (xIKXj)


Wherever there is a thing, and there is a cat, the cat will be in the thing.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

340 'Turn Around - Don't Drown' proved to be great advice today in Houston. Lost a big chunk of time waiting out the street ponding at a Valero station near the 'hood. Bars on the windows and a big EBT sign. Several loiterers loitering. But everybody was nice and friendly like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (q1Pj5)

341 Raising one for Gigi.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (jh17W)

342 Interesting about the Linux box. What is the software interface to make that work?

A Python script I wrote. Link in nick. It is really just a cheap and dirty single-use BBS.

I need to publish the latest version. If you want, leave a comment (public or private) on the site and I'll email it to you.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (2lndx)

343 Allie is Tickled Pink?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (+72t1)


Ah shit. I asked if Allie was Peaches earlier. It was Tickled Pink I was thinking about. Peaches is good people.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (aS1PU)

344 319 Oh, did Pickled Stink turn out to be a fabulist?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (H5knJ)

Ghosted after an epic thread.

Just *poof* disappeared into a cloud, kinda.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:59 PM (t+qr


Pretty sure a cob banned her.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (470nR)

345
My husband has been crying all day. I am trying to be strong.

These little critters sure can get to ya. Gigi was a good kitty and we will miss her.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 10:56 PM (RfzVr)


sorry for you and your family, cfo mom.

been there, done that. over 25 years ago, but remember it like yesterday after reading your post.

After finding out the bad news that Skeeter was in pain and not going to make it, I brought her home and fed her tuna and let her sleep on a pillow she usually got kicked off of.

The next day drive to the vet was bad, I kept her on my lap during the drive.

I had to pull over after leaving the clinic, I couldn't see the road very well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

346 For what it's worth, I'm playing with the DuckDuckGo browser on the iPad and it seems workable although there are some interface quirks.

I despise browsing, especially AoS, on the iPad but the DDG browser is tolerable, and better than anything else I have found.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:06 PM (9eby4)

347 I swear one of these days I'm going to shoot my computer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

348 Pickled Stink...lol

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (RU4sa)

349 AOP-
Did you get to the Gilbert Bar? I had a fractured rib and then my lower back took a shit. Still barely able to get around. Hope you all got together.
Posted by: DBCooper at September 19, 2019 11:04 PM (bttOm)

We did. And you were missed. Sorry to hear that you are laid up. Get well soon! Maybe we can re-schedule.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (jEgzt)

350 Thank you all for your thoughts about Gigi. I am having a (double) drink to her memory tonight and missing her sitting on my desk with her fat cat butt obscuring my keyboard.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (RfzVr)

351 330 Oh yeah, Tickled Pink. A lot of folks here bought that bs for a long time.

I would have liked to have seen that reckoning. V'est ca.


Hi AOP!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (tUOCc)

352
I know Q-Basic is training-wheel programming. But I know how to do it, and I know an 11yo who's interested in learning to code.

I don't know anything else, but I figure it could at least be useful to teach the underlying Boolean algebra you need for real programming.

Any thoughts from real engineers? Useful exercise? Waste of time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (cRG6o)

353 I swear one of these days I'm going to shoot my computer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

I can relate.

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (q1Pj5)

354 I despise browsing, especially AoS, on the iPad but the DDG browser is tolerable, and better than anything else I have found.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:06 PM (9eby4


You've tried Brave on iOS? It's the only way to fly IMO, but to be fair, I haven't used the DDG browser (and didn't know there was one).

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

355 i've been giving my cat a ride in the laundry basket

Posted by: booknlass
________

You know what's fun if you have two cats? Put one carboard box someplace and watch them re-enact the Battle of Murmansk.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2019 11:08 PM (jh17W)

356 On a blog run by an Ewok, co-blogged by a cast of thousands including a cartoon character's dildo, and maintained by an anime character's secret identity, is a transgender furry that out-of-line?

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2019 11:08 PM (P1f+c)

357 Tickled pink is my hot girlfriend.

Xhe's from Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 19, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

358 ''Oh, did Pickled Stink turn out to be a fabulist? ''

She was very strange.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2019 11:09 PM (wRHNT)

359 Pretty sure a cob banned her.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (470nR)

Pretty easy for a determined person to get around a banning. But when a con artist knows the game is up, they usually vanish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:09 PM (jEgzt)

360 Did Pickled Stink open for Pussy Riot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:09 PM (jFlaP)

361 Hadrian! My manners have been lacking. Busy with the sick kitty, but I want to thank you for the music you sent. I am enjoying it very much.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (RfzVr)

362 344 Pretty sure a cob banned her.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (470nR

Really. Interesting.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (tUOCc)

363 cfo mom: hugs, there really are no words but I feel your pain.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (3SIip)

364 THIS WILL WORK
Posted by: Miklos, politicalologist


Poutine recipe. Practice your poutine recipe, or they'll know you're an outsider.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (P1f+c)

365 Transgender Furry?

Did Beto slap on a pair of falsies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (jFlaP)

366 Any thoughts from real engineers? Useful exercise? Waste of time?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (cRG6o)


I'd recommend starting with Python. Easy enough to learn on, but it's also a marketable skill.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

367 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (v2wun)

Broken Clock Syndrome?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:10 PM (9eby4)

368 I know Q-Basic is training-wheel programming. But I know how to do it, and I know an 11yo who's interested in learning to code.



I don't know anything else, but I figure it could at least be useful
to teach the underlying Boolean algebra you need for real programming.



Any thoughts from real engineers? Useful exercise? Waste of time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice..........
Might be useful.
Microsoft offers a free version of their Visual Studio, which has visual basic.
There's a ton of video tutorials out there for creating your first program.. Microsoft has a nice one, actually. Hello World!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 11:11 PM (438dO)

369 >>> 257
.....
Alternately, I tell the airline that Conor identifies as an emotional support mini-horse and I have to have him with me at all times!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 10:49 PM (9eby4)

At least Conor doggeh is housebroken!!


Sorry to hear about your kitty, cfo mom.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2019 11:11 PM (0ReGO)

370 There is no music if one clicks on the the kids (top pic).


Complaints will be filed with the Ace QA Department.

(And that little boy...was me)

Posted by: Lil' Miklos, gone fishin' at September 19, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

371
OTOH, he hates C++.
==
who wouldn't?
Just make it a B- already


A solid B+

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2019 11:11 PM (aKsyK)

372 348 Pickled Stink...lol
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (RU4sa)

SMH!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:11 PM (tUOCc)

373
This "Country Music" special on PBS is quite enjoyable.

I like it for the general US history as much as the country music detail.


Peter Coyote is perhaps the best living narrator today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2019 11:12 PM (sy5kK)

374 Ride me all day for free.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 19, 2019 11:12 PM (EgshT)

375 356 On a blog run by an Ewok, co-blogged by a cast of thousands including a cartoon character's dildo, and maintained by an anime character's secret identity, is a transgender furry that out-of-line?
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2019 11:08 PM (P1f+c)


I bet the majority of people would be like "we don't care just don't constantly shove it in our face and act like we should treat you as normal."

That's the problem with the left. They are demanding we treat all this freaky shit as normal and must completely rewrite society to cater to the weirdos.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:12 PM (470nR)

376
Read about Thompson and Bjorne Stroustrup or however hell he spells it, the father of C++.

Thompson was giving an interview and made some *mildly* critical, slightly snarky comment about C++.

When it hit print, Stroustrup went ballistic and stormed into his office, screaming "You're undermining me!".

Thompson said of C++, "it does a lot of things half-well, and is a garbage heap of mutually exclusive ideas."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:13 PM (NMAzL)

377 Hi AOP!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (tUOCc)

Hi Bebe! I am going to get out of here real soon. Just relaxing after I got down off the roof. Got to clean up, and go out for a bite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:13 PM (jEgzt)

378 Terrible call by the officials. Tulane fans are pissed, and rightfully so.

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 11:14 PM (OMsf+)

379 ah, Firehorse, I always have an empty box somewhere, just because they love it so

(Puff, Duke, and Rollee)

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2019 11:14 PM (xIKXj)

380 357 Tickled pink is my hot girlfriend.

Xhe's from Canada, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 19, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

-------------------------------

Was the farting stuff true?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 11:16 PM (CAJOC)

381 Houston and Tulane tied at 31 with :21 on the clock. Looks like we're gonna get some free football.

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 11:16 PM (OMsf+)

382 Unless the Houston safety shoots the Tulane RB

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:16 PM (jFlaP)

383 booknlass - I find the idea of pulling the cat around like that hilarious. I can picture my Spike diggin' it.

He'd really like a papoose carrier more, such a sissy mommy's boy.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (RfzVr)

384 >> I know Q-Basic is training-wheel programming.

Get the full Quick BASIC. QBASIC is an interpreter only version of they shipped with later versions of DOS to replace the old GWBASIC interpreter.

QuickBASIC and the full PDS (the full optimizing compiler) are considered abandonware now and fully available, along with all the MS and Borland 16-bit tools of yore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (NMAzL)

385 377 I am going to get out of here real soon. Just relaxing after I got down off the roof. Got to clean up, and go out for a bite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:13 PM (

I need to go send out more job apps, but i'm having trouble mustering the energy. 8 hours a day with the scrunt boss just sucks the life out of me.

Do you ever see Kirly when you're in az?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (tUOCc)

386 well, like many of you, I have had a long day. I am going to spend a few minutes staring at a pic of my muse and then call it a night.

best wishes to all for a better tomorrow, like Hillary admitting that she just plain lost in 2016 but she wants to run again, if only to humiliate Warren and Harris and then "write" another book about how she was cheated out of her and our destiny. Again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (ZqRa6)

387 C is great
C++ is not

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 19, 2019 11:18 PM (+72t1)

388 Any thoughts from real engineers? Useful exercise? Waste of time?

Programming is programming. If your 11yo takes to it, they will be able to transfer their knowledge.

It will help a lot, however, if the kid can do something useful initially. The point about BASIC in the past wasn't that it was easy or fun (though to a certain extent it was both) but that it could make our computers do useful things.

This is the point where I plug my book, link in nick, iff you or the kid has a Macintosh.

But basically, if the kid can do something useful on their computer with BASIC, go for it. Otherwise, find a language that can.

I second the recommendation for Python; also POV-Ray.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:18 PM (2lndx)

389 Not much gets by Gabe.


From the first week of his presidency, when conversations with at least 2 foreign leaders were leaked - a jaw-dropping unprecedented Third World atrocity with no analogue in modern history* - it was fairly clear that the country had in fact devolved to the level that Obama's very political existence suggested.


* open to correction, not aware of anything remotely like this ever happening

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2019 11:18 PM (QDnY+)

390 booknlass - I find the idea of pulling the cat around like that hilarious. I can picture my Spike diggin' it.

He'd really like a papoose carrier more, such a sissy mommy's boy.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (RfzVr)


When I'm upstairs at the desk, Oscar will park on the back of the chair like a tube sock neck pillow stuffed with cat.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:18 PM (t+qrx)

391
Bebe's Here!

Evening all.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:18 PM (UFLLM)

392 Pretty sure a cob banned her.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 11:05 PM (470nR 

That would surprise me. You maniacs were taking care of the problem...I doubt any of the COBs thought it was an issue.

And...I thought "tickled pink" was actually a dude.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (wYseH)

393
You've tried Brave on iOS? It's the only way to fly IMO, but to be fair, I haven't used the DDG browser (and didn't know there was one).
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

So far I've run through these iOS apps: Safari, "browser", Aloha, Dolphin (original version, there seems to an update that sucks), Brave, and DDG.
I found dolphin usable, not too impressed with Brave (but I'll go back and take a second look since you asked).

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (9eby4)

394
Broken Clock Syndrome?
Posted by: Hrothgar


He Missed The Uniparty Scrum Syndrome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (v2wun)

395 Hey everybody.

I took a look at the Traci Lords exercise video. Hubba hubba!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

396 382 Unless the Houston safety shoots the Tulane RB
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:16 PM (jFlaP)

Don't tempt him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

397 Ok. Thanks. What do I have to do learn some really simple shit with Python... just so I can stay a step ahead of a child? Is there a good book to buy? Can I run it inside of Windows?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (cRG6o)

398
I was posting here at Miley's and had to open up the tunnel to my own machines to get the link. But go here:

https://winworldpc.com/library/operating-systems

In the search box put "BASIC" in, and you can download all the old MS versions of BASIC, Quick and PDS. And any other 16-bit language or tool you want. Even 32-bit up to Visual Studio 6.0, IIRC.

And tons of other OS, dev, and app software.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (f1Vqw)

399 TD Tulane!

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 11:20 PM (OMsf+)

400 cfo mom, I was hoping to make you smile.

it's funny how serious the kitty looks, but they just stay in there, enjoying the drag

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2019 11:20 PM (xIKXj)

401 And...I thought "tickled pink" was actually a dude.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (wYseH)

Same here, but it took a couple of posts before the reveal!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:20 PM (9eby4)

402 "Saudi man accidentally buys"

Ok Weirddave, a true story-*my word as a Biden*

An Arab kid went to University in Szeged, Hungary.

Rich daddy asked if he wanted a car, of course you get a car.


*Miklos now takes a break to go down the road for non-vape smokes*

Posted by: Miklos Biden, true story at September 19, 2019 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

403 *flicks an ear*

I'm just a bio-mechanical love doll.

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:21 PM (jFlaP)

404 I take that back. Cthulhu was the most paranoid commentor I have ever seen on here.
Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2019 10:25 PM (Tnijr)


One of the problems with stalkers, as with most abusers, is that they act to isolate their target. In domestic abuse situation it is physical abuse paired with sabotage, denigration and attempt to separate the mark from his or her social support structure. This can be through getting in with the support people and convincing them the mark is a bad person, a bad parent, a nasty piece of work, and then if possible have the caring support people try to intervene with the mark to "make it better" along the lines the abuser has been pushing, to make the mark feel more isolated and the abuse justified. Involving the mark in drugs, violence or crimes is another way to isolate. The purpose is isolation and making the mark feel that the abuse is justified, or inevitable without any escape.

In stalking, it is to isolate and terrify the mark. It means to pass on the feeling that everything is exposed, all the social connections and all the mail is read, and often show enough meddling in computers and mail to make the mark feel vulnerable and cause isolation through paranoia.

If Cthu was being stalked and being run through that wringer, he had every reason to be paranoid; he was being herded into it.


Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 11:21 PM (xG/b0)

405 Well, OK. But no Irish!
Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AibNI)


You'd do it for Randolph Scott!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

406 392 I doubt any of the COBs thought it was an issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (

I got threatened with a ban for being "mean" to it, so not so much.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:22 PM (tUOCc)

407 re 395: happened to catch a movie on Lifetime or one of those women's channels some months ago. Movie from a few years ago featured Traci Lords. Still good looking but looked like she'd gained a few pounds.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2019 11:22 PM (ZqRa6)

408 Jeebus, should be obvious, but was referring to the jaw-dropping illegal leaks at the start of *Trump's* presidency confirming the degradation that Obama's elections indicated.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (QDnY+)

409 And...I thought "tickled pink" was actually a dude.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (wYseH)

Same here, but it took a couple of posts before the reveal!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:20 PM (9eby4)


The "utterly clueless girl trying very hard to be adult" schtick was very compelling. If you've ever known one, TP checked a lot of the right boxes while setting off alarm bells. I still don't know.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

410 Hey bebe!

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (RU4sa)

411

Tickled Pink was a dude? Well, xhit sure was conversant with sucking D 30 seconds after meeting a guy.

Oh. Yeah, I suppose xhit WAS a gay guy...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (UFLLM)

412 Yay, Minshew!!!!!!!

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (3SIip)

413 mallfly, so now she's Traci Loads?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

414 LeftCoast Dawg - Yep, I could barely drive home. I am so glad my husband did not go with me, he would have been even more upset if he had been there

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (RfzVr)

415 Tulane wins 38-31 after being down 28-7.

Posted by: Bert G at September 19, 2019 11:23 PM (OMsf+)

416 (((((BIG HUG)))) to cfo mom. So sorry about Gigi.

Posted by: Iris at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (6lKe4)

417 Tickled Pink irked me from the get go.

Don't think she endeared herself to most of the 'ettes.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

418 Did Houston use Hillary;s 2016 play book?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (jFlaP)

419 I read last night, there's gonna be a new remake of The Princess Bride. But it's gonna be trans-friendly...

"The Prince Bride"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

420 405 Well, OK. But no Irish!
Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AibNI)

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

*stands*
*removes hat, places over heart*
Randolph Scott.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:25 PM (NWiLs)

421 419 I read last night, there's gonna be a new remake of The Princess Bride. But it's gonna be trans-friendly...

"The Prince Bride"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

------------------------------

Alternatively,

"The Princess Bro"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2019 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

422 Buttercup will be played by Cora Segal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:25 PM (jFlaP)

423 406 392 I doubt any of the COBs thought it was an issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 11:19 PM (

I got threatened with a ban for being "mean" to it, so not so much.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:22 PM (tUOCc)

---

I remember that.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (RU4sa)

424 58 I know some people will see me as a troll begging for tolerance, but trust me, that's not it, at all.

I kind of want to leave for good. I'm not Malor, I'm not a Communist, but one of the Cobs (CBD) thinks that I'm the dumbest person to ever post here, and plenty of people want me digging canals until I get shot in the face.

If anybody still is OK with me being here, I'd appreciate it, but I also get it if you all want me dead or at least gone.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)


At least stop with the pity party act. It's frankly manipulative, and disrespectful to everyone else here.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (ijEPD)

425
BASIC, by the time of QuickBASIC and PDS was not a toy language by any means. It became a full structured language with many, many features.

And it was compiled, of course.

Only problem is, it's 16-bit, and x64 OSes in 64-bit mode can't run 16-bit DOS box programs anymore. 32-bit version, including Windows 10 still can.

However, the best thing is to install an older version of 32-bit Windows (XP would be about the latest for full compatibility in the DOS boxes) in a virtual machine.

There are some tricks about getting them to install sometimes (basically just copying files, although later versions did a little more work, such as compressing the setup files).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)

426 Alright. Fess up.

How many saw that last pic and thought to themselves 'If teej sees that, he's gonna start hearing I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, you caaann't have it.?'

If so, you are 29 and change and have, unfortunately, come to know me too well.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (gJ3Vg)

427 Do you ever see Kirly when you're in az?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:17 PM (tUOCc)

I do. She is looking very good these days. Plan to meet up with her, and Phoenix Girl, and her hubby, and Osprey at Chino Bandido's in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (jEgzt)

428 417 SMH

I liked how dick pics have her the vapors. Seriously?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:27 PM (tUOCc)

429 Good evening Horde,

The boys with the fish pic is darling.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

430 417 Tickled Pink irked me from the get go.

Don't think she endeared herself to most of the 'ettes.
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 11:24 PM (RU4sa)


I think TIckled Pink May have been real. One of the 'ettes here (not me) spoke on the phone with her. She was just very immature.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

431

C'mon teej, I went to KSU, I know you can get a ride there all day for $3...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:28 PM (UFLLM)

432 It's not paranoia if you're actually being stalked!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:28 PM (9eby4)

433 If Gardner Minshew is wearing white ankle boots with side zippers, his outfit is complete.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 19, 2019 11:28 PM (wpJDK)

434 427 I do. She is looking very good these days. Plan to meet up with her, and Phoenix Girl, and her hubby, and Osprey at Chino Bandido's in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (jEgzt)

Oooh, tell everyone I said hi!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:29 PM (tUOCc)

435 "One of the problems with stalkers, as with most abusers, is that they act to isolate their target. In domestic abuse situation it is physical abuse paired with sabotage, denigration and attempt to separate the mark from his or her social support structure"

True. Ask me how I know. Actually, don't.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

436 What do I have to do learn some really simple shit with Python

Go to Python.org and use the tutorials there. You can also download it for Windows there.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (2lndx)

437 TP was a douche. Real or fake, male or female - a douche.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (cRG6o)

438 "I was directing traffic around the site"


I did that on the highway, once (recently). Might have helped that I had a black outback hat on and looked like I knew what I was doing.
(Main reason I did it was there is a merge there where people love to pull out and zoom past to try and get a few cars further up in the jam, and they were going to smack right into the accident if they did that.)

When the cop finally got there, he came and gave me a reflective vest and left me doing my thing.

Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (1nofu)

439
Oh goody, here's a wine mom.

Melissa Barnett
@melissa_lbi
Wife. Mother. Servant Leader. Living daily to glorify God. Blessed to lead teachers to inspire children to be engaged readers and writers.

Over a picture of big trash bins overflowing with books, she tweets without a drop of sarcasm:

>>This week, dumpsters were filled with books that should have left decades ago @TWPSchools and replaced with engaging, relevant, culturally diverse literature.

That's Washington Township Public Schools.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (13CQC)

440 Go to Python.org and use the tutorials there. You can also download it for Windows there.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (2lndx)

-----

Thanks!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:31 PM (cRG6o)

441

Insom, Tickled Pink tied you up, called you trash, and made you eat rutabagas too?

*sobs*

I thought I was alone, man!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:31 PM (UFLLM)

442 Oooh, tell everyone I said hi!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:29 PM (tUOCc)

for sure.

now out the door for a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (jEgzt)

443 She was just very immature.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 11:27 PM (TdMsT)


uptalk?
Did she

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (9eby4)

444 wtf is a servant leader? is she like a major domo or something?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (tUOCc)

445 Melissa Barnett is a more eco-friendly Nazi... or is afraid of fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (jFlaP)

446 443 Curse the iOS formatting!i

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (9eby4)

447 Hey teej,

Apparently 3 pounds will get you what you want

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (IDhUW)

448 Go to Python.org and use the tutorials there. You can also download it for Windows there.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:30 PM (2lndx)


It's also available for - if not already installed on - just about every platform there is. Mac, Windows, Linux, and it's the native language for Raspberry Pi - so if you want to write a hello world program that can make things light up or move in the real world, you can do that too.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (t+qrx)

449 *waves to AOP*

Bon appetit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (jFlaP)

450 443 She was just very immature.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 11:27 PM (TdMsT)


uptalk?
Did she
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:32 PM (9eby4)


Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

451 441

Insom, Tickled Pink tied you up, called you trash, and made you eat rutabagas too?

*sobs*

I thought I was alone, man!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:31 PM (UFLLM)

Totally ignored the safe word, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

452

BITCH!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:34 PM (UFLLM)

453 Hrothgar..

Don't give Disney ideas for the next Star Wars movie - uptalking Yoda

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:34 PM (jFlaP)

454
Dogs fed and put up, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 11:34 PM (d6PHR)

455
Visual Studio does Python now too, and you can install it as a component.

Yep, Visual Studio 2019 has a "community edition" which is completely free and fully functional (Linux competition made them finally open it up). But for non-commercial use of course. You can write code for money with the free version.

Anway, you got basic C there as well as C++, and all the .NET shit. Plus MASM (assembler), 32 and 64 bit versions.

And Python, Git, and tons of other shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:35 PM (f1Vqw)

456 Totally ignored the safe word, too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

Don't you just hate it when they do that?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:35 PM (9eby4)

457 Dogs fed and put up, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 11:34 PM (d6PHR)


Same to you, and likewise. Hope to see some of you tomorrow or Saturday.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 11:36 PM (t+qrx)

458 Good night Hadrian

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

459 Ad Astra: 2001 as sponsored by Gillette. A depressing time was had by all. Felt like opening my wrists after the first hour

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:36 PM (ykYG2)

460 I didn't know you could just call up an airplane manufacturer and order a couple of airliners. Someone should tell Boeing that Airbus is going to eat their lunch with this kind of service.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2019 11:36 PM (ZYB2s)

461 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:34 PM (jFlaP)

I'm working on the pitch meeting!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (9eby4)

462 A$$ Asterix

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (jFlaP)

463 Thanks all. Bedtime. Grandson at 0645, sweet dream memories of Gigi til then.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

464 I would love to go through that dumpster of books and find treasures.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

465 The theme to Ad Astra is "it sucks to be a man". Every cutscene is either the main dude being stoically depressed, sometimes with the single tear down his cheek; or being fucked over by some other male, including by a freakin' BABOON on a derelict station.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

466 Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 10:13 PM (pgXNG)

At least stop with the pity party act. It's frankly manipulative, and disrespectful to everyone else here.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2019 11:26 PM (ijEPD)

plus one

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 11:38 PM (Vhkmw)

467 https://tinyurl.com/yxowrxb7

and thank you kbdabear, I needed that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

468 So Moonwatcher jammed that tapir femur right up Bowman's sphincter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:39 PM (jFlaP)

469 Good night cfo mom. May your memories of Gigi be a comfort to you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:40 PM (IDhUW)

470 Good luck with that pitch then Hrothgar. Either do or do not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:40 PM (jFlaP)

471
If you want to see BASIC as of QuickBASIC 4.5, here's one of the example programs that shipped with it, SORTDEMO.BAS.

You can see how sophisticated the language had become:

Note the powerful screen I/O routines built right in the language, graphics statements and all that.

http://galileo.phys.virginia.edu/classes/
551.jvn.fall01/SORTS.BAS

(remove line feed)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (f1Vqw)

472 465 The theme to Ad Astra is "it sucks to be a man". Every cutscene is either the main dude being stoically depressed, sometimes with the single tear down his cheek; or being fucked over by some other male, including by a freakin' BABOON on a derelict station.
-----
Well, this sounds......awful.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (IDhUW)

473 The theme to Ad Astra is "it sucks to be a man". Every cutscene is either the main dude being stoically depressed, sometimes with the single tear down his cheek; or being fucked over by some other male, including by a freakin' BABOON on a derelict station.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)


Brad Pitt and the studio said that Ad Astra was going to explore masculinity.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (aS1PU)

474 Sorry for your and your family's loss, cfo mom.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (jYnPD)

475 I would love to go through that dumpster of books and find treasures.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW

I must confess, the nearby used bookstore has a bin on unsalable books that you can just take. I cannot resist rummaging through them and have a few very good ones on a variety of topics.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (9eby4)

476 Good luck with that pitch then Hrothgar. Either do or do not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:40 PM (jFlaP)

---------

Hellz yeah, clyde!

Posted by: Yoda at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (ZYB2s)

477 AmericanKestrel , Ad Astra will make you a lesbian.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (ykYG2)

478 Brad Pitt and the studio said that Ad Astra was going to explore masculinity.

That's what gay pr0n is for.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:42 PM (ykYG2)

479

Ad Astra was going to explore masculinity. And it's relationship to interior design, and flavored hot tub safe lube.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:42 PM (UFLLM)

480 477
AmericanKestrel , Ad Astra will make you a lesbian.

I'm already a flaming raging lesbian. With a dick.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:43 PM (UFLLM)

481 I may have left out an I want it.

Mpsmd, KSU?
Sweet. I wasn't that fortunate.
I did practice little league right across from the campus and haul a pretty fair amount of fish out of Rocky Ford when I was nine and ten though.

Hiya AK!

Just having my wind down, after practice glass of milk.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2019 11:43 PM (gJ3Vg)

482 wait a minute... you lube your safe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:44 PM (jFlaP)

483 477 AmericanKestrel , Ad Astra will make you a lesbian.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:41 PM (ykYG2)

Lol

Yeah, no, that won't happen.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:44 PM (IDhUW)

484 That top picture is just about the cutest thing ever.

Also, Gardner Minshew got the win tonight. Good stuff.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 11:45 PM (xgyDD)

485 Srsly, if you want to explore masculinity, there are plenty of good movies for that. Stand By Me. The Godfather (+2). Most of the Star Wars franchise before Disney got it. I'll even allow Spartacus.

The Right Stuff for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

486 For the evening, out I am!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 11:46 PM (9eby4)

487 I did that on the highway, once (recently). Might have helped that I had
a black outback hat on and looked like I knew what I was doing.
(Main
reason I did it was there is a merge there where people love to pull
out and zoom past to try and get a few cars further up in the jam, and
they were going to smack right into the accident if they did that.)

When the cop finally got there, he came and gave me a reflective vest and left me doing my thing.

I actually have a reflective vest in my trunk for just that reason. I've directed traffic plenty of times when I come across an accident. Even though my car was in the driveway, my keys were inside and there was really too much traffic for me to go get them and then it.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 19, 2019 11:46 PM (JGyB5)

488 Nighty Hrothgar

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 11:46 PM (jFlaP)

489 Mr. WDS started his CPAP machine tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:46 PM (/UQ/R)

490
Just having my wind down, after practice glass of milk.
----
You have to practice with your glass of milk?

Keeping busy with gigs?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

491 anyway. excuse my rant.

I see that the Astros (seguing slightly) beat the Rangers twice so it's on to the Angels tomorrow PM.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:47 PM (ykYG2)

492 backwards talk here people do why?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2019 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

493
Rocky Ford. Man, have not thought about that in years.

Took a bright yellow catfish out of there once. Couple years after the reactor leaked, Odd, that.

I grew up north of town and later after we lost the ranch in town.

Manhattan/Riley County/KSU/Ft. Riley were actually great places to grow up in the 60's and 70's. I remember it as kind of a golden age in some ways. Horror show in others but that was the home deal. My schools, friends, the countryside and lake and rivers, Flinthills... rare times, in retrospect.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 19, 2019 11:48 PM (UFLLM)

494 "Tickled Pink" was as dumb as Play-Doh flavored ice cream and twice as malleable. I didn't like it when it was introduced and I'm glad it's gone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)

495 Ad Astra is a movie? Or a TV show? If it's a movie, did somebody actually pay to see it?

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 11:49 PM (Vhkmw)

496 Slap!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:50 PM (/UQ/R)

497 Thanks again for the Python and BASIC advice, you guys.

I'm bookmarking this... this kid is interested in the stuff. I'll probably never get good at it, but if he starts doing it, he still has a supple mind, and might get good at it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 11:50 PM (cRG6o)

498 WDS!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 19, 2019 11:51 PM (tUOCc)

499
Hey, just because TP did bareback anal on the first date and then expected respect and commitment is no reason to judge xhit...

Posted by: Joan d'Arclight at September 19, 2019 11:51 PM (UFLLM)

500 Westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (Ckg4U)

501 Ad Astra is a movie? Or a TV show?

There's also Kanata no Astra. That's an anime (now). I recommend watching that instead. PG or maybe PG-13 rated. And the men (well, teenagers, because Japan) in it are heroic, or at least try to be.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (ykYG2)

502 bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (/UQ/R)

503 hi dogshow!!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (ykYG2)

504 Saudi man accidentally buys"

Ok Weirddave, a true story-*my word as a Biden*


An Arab kid went to University in Szeged, Hungary.

Rich daddy asked if he wanted a car, of course you get a car.

*Actual tobacco in hand. let us continue*

Kid says no, everybody rides a bus.

(Szeged is not very big, the Med school is good, anyway you can walk it, but there are buses for the Old Folks mainly)

So two weeks later the kid gets a call.

"Your bus is here, Sir. Will you need a driver?"

Posted by: Miklos Biden, true story at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

505 Six shot in D.C. area in last hour, one dead.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (Ckg4U)

506 485 Srsly, if you want to explore masculinity, there are plenty of good movies for that.

Princess Bride, LotR, Gran Torino, lots of movies show positive masculinity even if that isn't their goal.

I would love to see more entertainment that specifically showed men in a positive light.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (IDhUW)

507 53 BB - try 867-5309
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2019 10:12 PM (9i5dB)

Ask for Jenny.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (MwFQu)

508 Call me Slap

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (/UQ/R)

509 Six shot in D.C. area in last hour, one dead.

I didn't do it, I have an alibi.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)

510 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (/UQ/R)

Okay. Give me a minute -or- five. Thanks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 11:55 PM (Ckg4U)

511 Bth......how are you?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 19, 2019 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)

512 Thanks again for the Python and BASIC advice, you guys.

I use Python on this site to avoid the barrel. Using Pythonista on the iPad, to make sure all codes is closed and the communist Unicode conspiracy is defeated.

It would be really embarrassing if it failed on this comment.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2019 11:55 PM (2lndx)

513 As busy as we want.

Be 3 weeks in a row if we don't get rained out Sunday.

And I'm going to be even busier now.
True North wants me to run sound for them.
I've done it a few times and I think I should have screwed the pooch more.

CD release party for them last Friday of this month.
Might make a nice addition to a TN collection if anyone has one.

I think a few tunes/home made vids are on their FB page.
Sounds like the song Memphisippi has gotten a fair amount of watches.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2019 11:56 PM (gJ3Vg)

514 by: Miklos Biden, true story at September 19, 2019 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

The Miklos part of the name suggests truth. The Biden part of the name suggests diminished mental capacity. I am therefore unwilling to accept this as truth.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:57 PM (IDhUW)

515 "Tickled Pink" was as dumb as Play-Doh flavored ice cream and twice as malleable. I didn't like it when it was introduced and I'm glad it's gone.
Posted by: Slapweasel,

You ain't fooling nobody. The Sexual Adventures of Tinkled Pink?

Personally, I think it was Kirsten Synema.

Check the timeline.

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at September 19, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

516 485 Srsly, if you want to explore masculinity, there are plenty of good movies for that. Stand By Me. The Godfather (+2). Most of the Star Wars franchise before Disney got it. I'll even allow Spartacus.

The Right Stuff for cryin' out loud.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

Apollo 13?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 19, 2019 11:57 PM (MwFQu)

517 Be 3 weeks in a row if we don't get rained out Sunday.

And I'm going to be even busier now.
True North wants me to run sound for them.
-----
Excellent!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:58 PM (IDhUW)

518 The Biden part of the name suggests diminished mental capacity. I am therefore unwilling to accept this as truth.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

And the check bounced. Why do people tell me AFTER?

Posted by: Miklos, older but no wiser at September 19, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

519 WDS, I'm doing good. Going to try Rambo tomorrow. I don't think there'll be too much preaching against toxic masculinity in Rambo. Rambo's got a prescription for toxic men in his life: lead

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 11:59 PM (ykYG2)

520 If only there were gun lawz!

@Breaking911 7m

DEVELOPING: At least 6 people shot in Northwest DC, police say

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 11:59 PM (v2wun)

521 I'm itching to see the new Rambo movie. I'm a big believer in toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

522

Add Astros

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)

523 weird, no one else had any comments on the Rambo toy set thing?

anyway, Comey + IG Criminal Referral = Crazy Delicious!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 20, 2019 12:00 AM (thQkh)

524 Holy smoke.

I went to Northview grade school and lived on that street, mid 64 to kid 66.

Used to ride my bike to practice up over Bluemont hill and up Tuttle Creek Blvd to RF and the outlet to fish.

Two great years indeed.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2019 12:00 AM (gJ3Vg)

525 Miklos, no one will accept a check if they know ahead of time that it is NSF.


Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2019 12:02 AM (xG/b0)

526 1300 Block, Columbia Road, Columbia Hts., D.C.

Five wounded, one critical, one deceased. Five were men, one woman. No news on the deceased. Suspects... Two Aspiring Rappers Trying to Make Their Way in the World.

No news on anyone in custody, as of yet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 20, 2019 12:02 AM (Ckg4U)

527 3 GBP is a bit much for bus fare. In my experience public transit's only great when you aren't paying for it.

Back when I was a kid, my Dad somehow got his hands on a lifetime bus pass. It was nice, but it was kind of a white elephant in that it was so valuable you had to watch out for potential muggers whenever you were carrying it.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 12:02 AM (tVQUs)

528 129 Allie
Don't leave. No one here is going to shoot you in the face.
I can't speak to the issue with CBD because I don't know anything about that.
Stick around.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 19, 2019 10:24 PM (7EIHE)


Yes. Please stay, Allie. Someone has to dig that canal.

Posted by: Sooner at September 20, 2019 12:02 AM (jQJ3k)

529 Add Astros
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Ad Astra!

Posted by: Astro, the Jetson Space God at September 20, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

530 BRB... dialing-up Mrs. Dogshow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 20, 2019 12:03 AM (Ckg4U)

531 I'm a big believer in toxic masculinity.
-----
Me too, I'm a fan.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:03 AM (IDhUW)

532 I once faced down three brothers, Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 12:04 AM (Zv1X1)

533 Miklos, answer me this. Why the hate for your fellow Eastern European neighbors?

I go into a Houston area Hungarian restaurant, and right up next to the cash register, is a sign that says: No Checks Accepted.

Is there an equal prohibition on Lithuanians?


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

534 Ad Astra!
Posted by: Astro, the Jetson Space God


See, dude, we're weak, and must cry a lot, even in space, maaaaaaan~.

So, like, dude-man, I'm hear with tears in muh space suit to say EVERYBODY CRIES, EVERYBODY HURTZ~!>

Posted by: Brad "woke" Pitt at September 20, 2019 12:05 AM (v2wun)

535 no one will accept a check if they know ahead of time that it is NSF.


Posted by: Kindltot

NSF? Is that some fancy medical code for Non Compos Mentis?

The moose out front shoulda told me.

Posted by: Miklos, out the fair market value of maybe 5 minutes at September 20, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

536

Princess Bride, LotR, Gran Torino, lots of movies show positive masculinity even if that isn't their goal.

I would love to see more entertainment that specifically showed men in a positive light.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:53 PM (IDhUW)

Band of Brothers. In Harms Way. Etc., etc

Posted by: Sooner at September 20, 2019 12:05 AM (jQJ3k)

537 Excellent indeed, AK.

It's only going to cost me gas money and eating out occasionally when I wouldn't have otherwise.

All expenses paid on road trips though,,, so I have that going for me,,, which is nice.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2019 12:06 AM (gJ3Vg)

538

Darn Indiana guns reach even in to Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

539 Independence Day.

SOMEONE: "Is that glass bulletproof?"

ADAM F'IN' BALDWIN: no sir. BLAM BLAM BLAM

ALIEN: ....

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 12:07 AM (ykYG2)

540 All expenses paid on road trips though,,, so I have that going for me,,, which is nice.
-----
And good company, good music.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:08 AM (IDhUW)

541 I once faced down three brothers, Snap, Crackle and Pop.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 12:04 AM (Zv1X1)

They were Cereal Killers!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 12:10 AM (tVQUs)

542 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Dear "Jim's Forum"-

You won't believe this, but one time I was at a Young Communist Youth Pioneer Band Camp, and this Lithuanian chick did this thing with an oboe....

Posted by: Miklos, former both Boy Scout and Young Pioneer at September 20, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

543 Alarm goes off in 5 hours.

All the "I want its," c'mon people. The Who. Magic Bus.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2019 12:10 AM (gJ3Vg)

544 She knows what boys like: https://youtu.be/hq1kydRkShg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 12:12 AM (xkSJa)

545 Good night teej, sleep sweet.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

546 EVERYBODY HURTZ

Sometimes

Posted by: Miklos, who "became a man" in the 80s at September 20, 2019 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

547 Everybody needs somebody

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:14 AM (IDhUW)

548 ...You won't believe this, but one time I was at a Young Communist Youth Pioneer Band Camp, and this Lithuanian chick did this thing with an oboe....

Posted by: Miklos, former both Boy Scout and Young Pioneer at September 20, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)



You mean.. omg .. did she .. she actually .. PLAYED MUSIC on the oboe?

*shocked look*

And in America, your Young Commie Pioneer Camp is otherwise known as a Beto "rally"*

*does fewer than fifty in attendance even count as a "rally?"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2019 12:14 AM (QzJWU)

549 She knows what boys

Blanco-

without checking

I know what boys like
I know what guys want

*now clicks*

Posted by: Miklos, in for a penny or a pound at September 20, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

550 I'm glad that top photo got taken instead of the camera holder rushing to get the fish out of the boy's mouth

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:15 AM (IDhUW)

551 The best company and great music.

Any major label with half a brain would be getting ahold of Gary.

Of course, he would once again tell them to kiss his backside.

Good night for realz.
I had to reply because,,, AK.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2019 12:15 AM (gJ3Vg)

552
iPhones suck.

Tickled Pink sucks. ATM. And swallows.

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!

Posted by: Joan d'Arclight at September 20, 2019 12:16 AM (UFLLM)

553 without checking



I know what boys like

I know what guys want



*now clicks*


With all the "Boys like" in the content, I'm surprised nobody else posted it. If they did, well, I'm lazy and didn't read the comments.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 12:16 AM (xkSJa)

554 Heh

Thanks Blanco.

I think this is win-win.

*attempts to push cigar into USB port*

Posted by: Miklos, tha last of the Full Grown Men (Ok, Webb Wilder is one inch taller) at September 20, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

555 BLANCO!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 20, 2019 12:19 AM (tUOCc)

556 I would love to go through that dumpster of books and find treasures.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

Yeah. Books to be found there: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Uncle Tom's Cabin, The Jungle Book.

Books not to be found there: Zinn's history, Martha Has Two Mommies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:19 AM (jEgzt)

557 Yeah. Books to be found there: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Uncle Tom's Cabin, The Jungle Book.
-----
The Little House on the Prairie books have been deemed inappropriate as well as Sign of the Beaver.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

558 Leftists are about more than tyrannical control, I've decided. They are bored and frustrated with what they've been told is a meaningless existence so they are pathologically desperate for it to end.

But before it does, they are compelled to make sure everybody else is as miserable as they are, and so equally longing for death. That's why it isn't good enough for them to just kill themselves en masse and get it over with...everyone else must die first, spiritually if not physically. Somehow that will justify their own death urge and it makes them as close to happy as they ever get.

Perverted, insane, and cowardly? Yes but it's no exaggeration. They WILL kill us all if they can, by any means, even (for now)
as small as denying us plastic straws and lightbulbs. They hate life, therefore we must hate it as well. They'll stop at nothing to ensure that we do.

Posted by: Utility muffin at September 20, 2019 12:23 AM (1Ze3Q)

559 May bbl.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 12:23 AM (IDhUW)

560 NSF is non sufficient funds.

Rubber check
A clinker
Bad Paper

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2019 12:24 AM (xG/b0)

561 And in America, your Young Commie Pioneer Camp is otherwise known as a Beto "rally"*


Sorry, Comrade.

Our taxpayer funding...is decreasing in last three years.

Our "GoFundACommie" campaign did not meet plan; too many Bolsheviks, too little capitalist hang rope buying moneys.

*sigh*

Posted by: Miklos, a minor Soros Magyar minion at September 20, 2019 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

562

Frankton, Indiana removing controversial phrase from police vehicles

That phrase: All Lives Matter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 12:26 AM (aKsyK)

563 A friend of mine texted me beto's theme song-



Rain drops on roses, whiskers on kittens

sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken



I can't stop laughing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2019 12:26 AM (9Om/r)

564 Frankton, Indiana removing controversial phrase from police vehicles

That phrase: All Lives Matter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

New logo:

LOLGF

Posted by: Miklosian Public Service branding Consultants (Hong Kong) at September 20, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

565 sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken


THIS GUY GETS IT

Posted by: Miklosian Opinionation LLC at September 20, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

566 Well, me and my cuckookitty are gonna go pretend to catch some shut-eye while listening to podcasts, so good night, kids.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 20, 2019 12:31 AM (Clxcy)

567 Tickled Pink had to be real. Nobody could pretend to be that stupid. Except for Michael in Michigan maybe. L'elle grated on my nerves. Would sashay onto the blog, take a giant shit then bat her eyelashes and ask "but what did I do?".

Posted by: NCKate at September 20, 2019 12:32 AM (vQ5i2)

568 ...Frankton, Indiana removing controversial phrase from police vehicles

That phrase: All Lives Matter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

New logo:

LOLGF

Posted by: Miklosian Public Service branding Consultants (Hong Kong) at September 20, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)



So very much truth in one concise quip.

And if the Fanklin P.D. doesn't use that motto, watch for your local FBI units to have that decal on 'em, any day now.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

569 Niters, Thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:33 AM (jEgzt)

570 At Rotten Tomatoes right now:

Ad Astra:
Critics: 81%
Audience: 57%

Rambo:
Critics: 37%
Audience: 81%


LOLGF, Critics.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2019 12:35 AM (xgyDD)

571 re L'Elle, I think it went something like this -

"Tonight we've replaced a moronette's herbal tea with pure Sky Blue meth dissolved in everclear. Let's see if the HQ notices"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 12:35 AM (ykYG2)

572 Old, etc.: All Lives Matter

Fresh and fruity: Center of Mass

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2019 12:36 AM (RuIsu)

573 Great short story, Boys by Rich Moody.https://tinyurl.com/y5olvz8q

Posted by: pj at September 20, 2019 12:36 AM (qlTN9)

574 Ad Tralfaz!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 20, 2019 12:36 AM (jh17W)

575 as for Pinkle Tinkle, the less said the better.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 12:37 AM (ykYG2)

576 Niters, Thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

When I was a kid, I had kind of piggy bank, but it was based on "Thing" from the Addams family.

You put a coin onto a slot, and a little "arm" reached up and took it.

When I turned 18, my father allowed to get the money out.

It was nearly 18 million dollars. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Miklos, actually not making stuff up (at the moment) at September 20, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

577 Now that Colt will stop making ARs for the civilian market, I expect my 1975-vintage SP1 to increase in value a bit. Not that I would sell it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:41 AM (mk9aG)

578 When I was a kid, I had kind of piggy bank, but it was based on "Thing" from the Addams family.

You put a coin onto a slot, and a little "arm" reached up and took it.

When I turned 18, my father allowed to get the money out.

It was nearly 18 million dollars. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Miklos, actually not making stuff up (at the moment) at September 20, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

Doggone! I had one of those.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:43 AM (jEgzt)

579 "At Rotten Tomatoes right now" Yeah, movie reviews are hopelessly corrupted now. Not a big loss.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:44 AM (mk9aG)

580 Now that Colt will stop making ARs for the civilian market, I expect my 1975-vintage SP1 to increase in value a bit. Not that I would sell it.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:41 AM (mk9aG)

Tell Beto you'll trade him straight across for an old 1929 Colt with a drum magazine on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:45 AM (jEgzt)

581 Doggone! I had one of those.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Probably worth serious money thees days.

And if I had one that needed a new transmission...

Business is Business

Posted by: Miklos, a practical man at September 20, 2019 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

582 Python for general cross-platform development. R and/or Octave for mathy graphy stuff.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:46 AM (mk9aG)

583 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2019 12:26 AM (9Om/r)

This is the quality commentary I come to this blog to see. Hahahahaha thanks, and now I can go to bed.

good night!

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 20, 2019 12:47 AM (Vhkmw)

584 Pythons are way over-priced. King Cobra snubs with bobbed hammers and handling marks, under-priced on consignment, for the win.


Oh, some other Python. Never mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

585 "Tell Beto you'll trade him straight across for an old 1929 Colt with a drum magazine on it." Nah, I think I'll keep it. Drums are unreliable mags anyway. Now if somebody gave me a Colt Monitor, I'd take it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:49 AM (mk9aG)

586 BBD!
I'm wandering in and out, so I'm a little slow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 12:50 AM (xkSJa)

587 "We used to have microwaves, now we eat nuts and berries"

The Talking Heads were of the Austrian School of Economics.

Who knew?

Posted by: Miklos, the third time is beyond farce at September 20, 2019 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

588 Melissa Barnett
@melissa_lbi
Wife. Mother. Servant Leader. Living daily to glorify God. Blessed to lead teachers to inspire children to be engaged readers and writers.

Over a picture of big trash bins overflowing with books, she tweets without a drop of sarcasm:

>>This week, dumpsters were filled with books that should have left decades ago @TWPSchools and replaced with engaging, relevant, culturally diverse literature.

That's Washington Township Public Schools.



I'm curious as to what books were purged. I can make a few guesses.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 12:51 AM (T7Y/4)

589 Drums are unreliable mags anyway. Now if somebody gave me a Colt Monitor, I'd take it.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:49 AM (mk9aG)

But you could take the drum mag off, and go with a straight mag for "everyday" use. Save the drum for parades. You never know when a clown car might show up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:52 AM (jEgzt)

590 Oh, some other Python. Never mind.

Posted by: rhomboid

That was Rosanne Rosanadanna.

Monty Python were the other guys.

Posted by: Miklos, who met one (1) Python once, good guy at September 20, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

591 562

Frankton, Indiana removing controversial phrase from police vehicles

That phrase: All Lives Matter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



"Controversial".

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 12:55 AM (T7Y/4)

592 I'm curious as to what books were purged. I can make a few guesses.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 12:51 AM (T7Y/4)

It's important to keep tabs on local events, just to know if some stunt like this is about to be carried out near you (and you know the Left will try). When it happens, dive into the dumpster, and haul out classic books, wave them to the crowd, and cry "Shame!!!!"

Have protesters on hand with posters of Nazi book-burnings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 12:55 AM (jEgzt)

593 Every gun enthusiast should go to the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot at least once in his/her life. It's amazing, and the entry ticket is quite inexpensive. Besides the full-auto shooting, their great big gun show has amazing deals and hard-to-find stuff. I mean it, you HAVE to go at least once. Forget about Disney World.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:55 AM (mk9aG)

594 Reportedly the drum mags for PPsh-41s were finicky, would work with certain guns and not others, so soldats would test, swap, and hang onto good ones. Most popular captured small arm for the krauts, I think. Even in German newsreels in summer 1941 you could already see the invaders with PPsh-41s.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 12:57 AM (QDnY+)

595 I'm curious as to what books were purged. I can make a few guesses.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Huckleberry Finn was purged years ago.

The moral point of the story was forgotten and forgotten more.

Posted by: Miklos, they tell me 451 is the proper temperature at September 20, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

596 Six shot in D.C. area in last hour, one dead.


Wasn't me. I was home watching TV. The cats will vouch for me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 12:59 AM (T7Y/4)

597 Well, tonite I'm trying vaping for the first time. Maybe I can get off the Kools. Make sure the cashier gives you the correct carts for your device, because there are about 10e14 different models and configurations, and that's just one brand.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 12:59 AM (mk9aG)

598 Ummm...

This may be a thing...

https://tinyurl.com/y4cbs2sg

Posted by: SMH at September 20, 2019 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

599 I love this place!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 20, 2019 01:01 AM (BSjb3)

600 Ummm...

This may be a thing...
https://tinyurl.com/y4cbs2sg


Let's hope the fire sterilizes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 01:02 AM (xkSJa)

601 "Controversial".
Posted by: Puddleglum

I find the term "controversial" highly problematic.

Posted by: Woke "Titania" Miklos McGrath at September 20, 2019 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

602 This may be a thing...

https://tinyurl.com/y4cbs2sg
Posted by: SMH at September 20, 2019 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

Go long on surgical masks. And Bactine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:03 AM (jEgzt)

603 "Reportedly the drum mags for PPsh-41s were finicky, would work with certain guns and not others" Yeah, don't trust your life to ANY mag until you've run it in your gun for at least several hundred rounds.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:04 AM (mk9aG)

604 Lived in DC when 5 shot was ho-hum. Told it's largely unrecognizable these days, all those years of incredible economic innovation and productivity, er - I mean all those years of oceans of taxpayer $ and invented $ - has transformed areas abandoned for decades into yet more high-end real estate.


Once could find reasonable risk north and east of Columbia Rd. [intersection w/ 16th street, I think] back then. Border area.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 01:04 AM (QDnY+)

605 Well, tonite I'm trying vaping for the first time. Maybe I can get off the Kools.

Damn right!

You people puttin' out yo Kools on my hardwood floors

Posted by: Trading Eddie Murphy Places at September 20, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

606
Python the language was named after Monty Python. Its inventor is a Dutchman named Guido van Rossum, who was named Python's Benevolent Dictator For Life.

He declared he was going on vacation from that office last year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2019 01:07 AM (f1Vqw)

607 This may be a thing...

Not great. Not terrible.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 01:07 AM (ykYG2)

608 Once could find reasonable risk north and east of Columbia Rd. [intersection w/ 16th street, I think] back then. Border area.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 01:04 AM (QDnY+)

So I am guessing, that, sadly, this shooting was not at a meth house full of dem Congress-critters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:08 AM (jEgzt)

609 Tell Beto you'll trade him straight across for an old 1929 Colt with a drum magazine on it.

Nobody does drum-fed now. The reloading is too painful, at least if you care about speed and reliability.

Interchangeable stick-mag/belt with a small box.

Though, frankly, if 'open carry' meant I could ring-mount a Lewis gun on the cab of my pickup...

Posted by: JEM at September 20, 2019 01:09 AM (8erNz)

610 "Six shot in D.C. area in last hour, one dead."

Our local dirtbags love car-to-car gunfights. Just had another one two days ago, and as usual, it was a gun-crime parolee. One victim died today.

We need to lock up gun thugs forever and ever. They never rehabilitate, they just come back and shoot at us again, because they truly enjoy doing it. We'd cut the crime rate by 90% at least. Triple the number of prisons in the USA, and fuck the parole boards who let these animals out.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:09 AM (mk9aG)

611 Sean Spicier and repliers take on the Clinton machine of Kevin Spacey's fortunate accident:
https://twitter.com/sean_spicier/status/
1174426954013061120

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2019 01:11 AM (Dh1wo)

612 AOP dunno, but doubt many congresscritters live in that area. Most used to live on the Hill or in NoVa, or G'town, even AU Park.


In any case they're not the problem, their voters/constituents are the problem, and tragically no apocalyptic event looms that might take care of that problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

613 Nobody does drum-fed now. The reloading is too painful, at least if you care about speed and reliability.

Interchangeable stick-mag/belt with a small box.

Though, frankly, if 'open carry' meant I could ring-mount a Lewis gun on the cab of my pickup...
Posted by: JEM at September 20, 2019 01:09 AM (8erNz)

The point was that Beto's fully dumb enough to trade a classic Tommy gun, worth thousands of dollars, for a relatively commonplace AR-15 that's a lot less dangerous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:12 AM (jEgzt)

614 We need to lock up gun thugs forever and ever.

This.

Most of the perps are very well known, they've routinely been through the system, and with two felonies in their left hip pocket and a 9mm in their right they still get released on parole for less than they paid for parking.

No, just no. Felon in possession is no-bail and upon conviction a mandatory ten-year sentence enhancement. No conjugal visits, no probation, we'll send you a postcard.

The problem for some is that we know exactly who'd be filling the cells, and you'll hear the usual SJW screams.

Posted by: JEM at September 20, 2019 01:14 AM (8erNz)

615 This $10 Vuse Solo vaping pen has a lot of tech in it. There's a battery level sensor, a juice level sensor, a vacuum operated switch, a juice metering valve, a USB-rechargeable battery, a heater, a display LED, and a CPU or ASIC that controls all that. Pretty impressive. However, the non-menthol cart tastes like dogshit. Cashier gave me the wrong kind of menthol cart, doesn't fit. So I'll just drink those.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:16 AM (mk9aG)

616 The point was that Beto's fully dumb enough to trade a classic Tommy gun, worth thousands of dollars, for a relatively commonplace AR-15 that's a lot less dangerous.

Of the few things my father said about his WWII experience (and he didn't do that much, he did radio work on P-38s for a training squadron in Nebraska, of course that's where he met my mother so I wouldn't be typing here now if he hadn't) part of it was the PT sergeant who demonstrated how controllable the Thompson was by putting the buttplate on his chin.

Apocryphal, maybe.

Posted by: JEM at September 20, 2019 01:17 AM (8erNz)

617 I give zero f**ks about speed and reliability, as the only application is for fun and giggles*. I want drums, I want Degtyarev disks, I want cardboard Nambu mags, I want it all.


* sorry, "civil war" enthusiasts, ain't happening, but you will always have those video/computer games to fill the gap

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 01:17 AM (QDnY+)

618 Cashier gave me the wrong kind of menthol cart, doesn't fit. So I'll just drink those.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:16 AM (mk9aG)

I don't think you want to be drinking anything with nicotine in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:19 AM (jEgzt)

619 "The problem for some is that we know exactly who'd be filling the cells, and you'll hear the usual SJW screams."

SJWs want to disarm only law-abiding white people, OFWGs like me. They couldn't care less about PoC thug crime. That's why they whine about NRA all day, even though none of this carnage is committed by NRA members.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:20 AM (mk9aG)

620 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 20, 2019 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)

621 "I don't think you want to be drinking anything with nicotine in it." Well I'll mainline it then. Hate to waste it. I took the cellophane off the pack, so I don't think they'll accept the return merch.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:21 AM (mk9aG)

622 The thing that amazes me about the whole vaping argument is...you can basically tune it to do ANYTHING. You want this, you want that, if it can be absorbed in the respiratory tract you can do it.

That's good, and that's bad. But it's got huge potential...well, arguably, both ways.

I'd argue as much upside as downside, and none of it is as bad as inhaling burning cabbage, but...

Posted by: JEM at September 20, 2019 01:22 AM (8erNz)

623 Night, Slap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:22 AM (jEgzt)

624 Get Uncle Metro's sauerkraut vape juice! Now with added garlic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:24 AM (jEgzt)

625 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel,

Slap my hand, White Soul man!

*Garrett Morris face*

Posted by: Miklos, a wild and crazy guy at September 20, 2019 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

626 If the Gun Grabbers go "hot".

Then hunt them all the way up their logistics tail, all the way to the source.

This includes lateral contacts along the way.

Yeah, it's an ugly thought. But every thing that comes after "confiscation" is magnitudes of order, uglier.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

627 "I'd argue as much upside as downside, and none of it is as bad as inhaling burning cabbage, but..." I only decided to try it because it looks like most of the illnesses have been caused by the black market THC carts, not the legal OTC carts.

Which leads me to this idea: Altria (MO) stock is now back down to its 2014 price, and at 8.4% yield I am starting to feel my value-stock boner start to stiffen. I might take a flyer on it. Usually I only buy ETFs, but this is tempting.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:28 AM (mk9aG)

628 And for your historical information, minstrel shows have a Canadian history with Quebec nationalist cartoonist/artist Henri Julien's representation of Liberal P.M. Sir Wilfrid Laurier's cabinet as the By-town C00ns minstrels -- a frequent theme of his. (By-town being Ottawa)

https://tinyurl.com/yxokzctu

[Picture link.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2019 01:28 AM (Dh1wo)

629 Get Uncle Metro's sauerkraut vape juice! Now with added garlic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Them crazy kids be puttin' that palinka business up in that stuff, is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Miklos Clyburn, have mercy at September 20, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

630 "Get Uncle Metro's sauerkraut vape juice! Now with added garlic." Why not? I just had my pneumonia vaccination.
Does it come in menthol?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:33 AM (mk9aG)

631 We can make paste-flavored vape juice for Joe Biden: "Sticks to your lungs, not to your hands."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:35 AM (jEgzt)

632 Does it come in menthol?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:33 AM (mk9aG)

Menthol, mothballs, dammitol, we got it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:37 AM (jEgzt)

633 [Picture link.]
Posted by: andycanuck

Nobody like that could get elected today.

Other than Virginia and Canada.

Posted by: The Olde Miklos Almanack at September 20, 2019 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

634 We can make paste-flavored vape juice for Joe Biden: "Sticks to your lungs, not to your hands."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Word.

Posted by: Eminem at September 20, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

635 but first, he will try to blow you
thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-nursing-assistant-nabbed-185069

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 01:43 AM (ykYG2)

636 Long time lurker, first time commenter.


I just had to say that while all CoBs are handsome and sexy, Miklos is word sexy and Ace should set up a dating site like that nice young man Sean Hannity. And and also Art Bell, who speaks to me. a lot.

We're talking serious Reta Zeticulae media of exchange, or Earth dollars or ECUs.

Posted by: Glenda Greenfield at September 20, 2019 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

637 Watched the DVD "Serena" tonite, among random library picks. It's OK. JLaw can cry on cue, and proves it seven times.

Saw that VanDamme vs MS-13 DVD. It's OK. Does for him what "Copland" did for Stallone, maybe.

Saw "Hunter Killer." It's OK, moves fast, good guys win.

Got a couple recent Bruce Willis DVDs, haven't spun em yet, but the trailers look bad. His heart just isn't in it anymore.

Found an oldie on youtube that I wrote a scathing review about, which I'm saving for the upcoming weekend movie thread.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:51 AM (mk9aG)

638 Here's a minstrel show for you, Andy:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=OZhej-fyuQM

some of those animators had to be tripping balls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 01:54 AM (jEgzt)

639 I just had to say that while all CoBs are handsome and sexy, Miklos is word sexy and Ace should set up a dating site like that nice young man Sean Hannity. And and also Art Bell, who speaks to me. a lot.

We're talking serious Reta Zeticulae media of exchange, or Earth dollars or ECUs.
Posted by: Glenda Greenfield at September 20, 2019 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Straps on polonium condom.

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at September 20, 2019 01:56 AM (jEgzt)

640 "Saw that VanDamme vs MS-13 DVD."

I'm still trying to figure out: Why can't we just round up everybody with an MS-13 tattoo on their faces, and just toss them into a meat grinder? Hasn't anybody thought of that yet?

In my sh!thole city, we have legally-designated "Known Gang Members." So why hasn't LE smoked them yet? Am I out of line here?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:59 AM (mk9aG)

641 Maybe Glenda is really Retickulated Pink?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 02:00 AM (jEgzt)

642 Love you guys!

73
QRT

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 02:05 AM (mk9aG)

643 I'm still trying to figure out: Why can't we just round up everybody with an MS-13 tattoo on their faces, and just toss them into a meat grinder? Hasn't anybody thought of that yet?

In my sh!thole city, we have legally-designated "Known Gang Members." So why hasn't LE smoked them yet? Am I out of line here?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 20, 2019 01:59 AM (mk9aG)

It's time to to reinstitute the tradition of outlawry. Wherein certain persons, or classes of persons are declared to be outlaws, meaning they are beyond the protection of any laws. They are varmints, and varmint season is 24/7, 365. No penalty shall attach to shooting them, or persons who accompany them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 02:05 AM (jEgzt)

644 Nite, gp

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 02:06 AM (jEgzt)

645 Well, nighty-night time for tired Peons. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 02:18 AM (jEgzt)

646 "It's time to to reinstitute the tradition of outlawry. Wherein certain persons, or classes of persons are declared to be outlaws, meaning they are beyond the protection of any laws. They are varmints, and varmint season is 24/7, 365. No penalty shall attach to shooting them, or persons who accompany them."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2019 02:05 AM (jEgzt)

Let's Get the Band Back Together Again!

Posted by: The Pinkertons at September 20, 2019 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

647 It's time to to reinstitute the tradition of outlawry

Thank you.

Posted by: Miklos, who studied international law at September 20, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

648 AOP never responded in away complimentary to me.

#miklos"jake"tapper

Posted by: Miklos, refining a concept here at September 20, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

649 "AOP never responded in away complimentary to me.
#miklos"jake"tapper
"
-Posted by: Miklos, refining a concept here at September 20, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

DM him with admonishment and preach your very Sense of Self at him until he folds beneath your Powerful Waves of Vituperation.

Posted by: Twitter Fag at September 20, 2019 02:31 AM (Ckg4U)

650 I love the word "varmint."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 02:38 AM (NMAzL)

651 I saw Waves of Vituperation at the Roxy in 1997.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 02:39 AM (NMAzL)

652 "I saw Waves of Vituperation at the Roxy in 1997."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 02:39 AM (NMAzL)

Collective Soul opened and they were *cough* ...less than stellar.

Posted by: Still Awake Slapweasel at September 20, 2019 02:42 AM (Ckg4U)

653 "I love the word 'varmint.'"

Yosemite Sam would be good company.

Posted by: Still Awake Slapweasel at September 20, 2019 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)

654 I though that was Honah Lee

No, that was Honus Wagner

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 03:04 AM (arJlL)

655 *crawls into bed*

Posted by: Still Awake Slapweasel at September 20, 2019 03:09 AM (Ckg4U)

656 LOL at Tesla sidebar...what a scam EVS are

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 20, 2019 03:11 AM (SxBH1)

657 ... and you know what's kinda also funny?

right below the sign being held by the model that says "ride me all day" on the back of the bus is the word "future" in the area of her crotch (it may be the brand of bus).

indeed, children are the future.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 20, 2019 03:11 AM (Pg+x7)

658 >> *crawls into bed*
Posted by: Still Awake Slapweasel at September 20, 2019 03:09 AM (Ckg4U)

Stop being bad at sleeping!

'Nite, Slap.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 03:12 AM (ima6L)

659 Bad at sleeping? must be something in the air, I've slept ....poorly all week

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 20, 2019 03:14 AM (SxBH1)

660 >>I've slept ....poorly all week
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 20, 2019 03:14 AM (SxBH1)

Ditto, only change that from 'all week' to 'seems like a really long time'.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 03:17 AM (ima6L)

661 Oh, did Pickled Stink turn out to be a fabulist?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 10:58 PM (H5knJ)

Ghosted after an epic thread.

Just *poof* disappeared into a cloud, kinda.
Posted by: hogmartin

The cloud was "Da Fart That Kilt The Sex Thread" !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 03:17 AM (arJlL)

662 {{{Slap}}}. Sorry I missed you, it was a brief hit and run of the ONT. Sleep well!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 03:18 AM (NMAzL)

663 One of the funniest names I've ever heard is Craven Laycock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 03:20 AM (NMAzL)

664 What's this about Tickled Pink? When was this epic thread that I missed?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 03:28 AM (NMAzL)

665 Uh oh - three in a row means I'm on notice..

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 03:29 AM (NMAzL)

666 Good night!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 03:30 AM (NMAzL)

667 (peeks in, see's tumbleweed blowing in a soft breeze)

Creepy man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 03:35 AM (T7Y/4)

668 Dogs fed and put up, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Whenever you say "Dogs put up" I picture a velcro-covered ceiling and a light toss skyward.

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 03:36 AM (arJlL)

669 668 Dogs fed and put up, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Whenever you say "Dogs put up" I picture a velcro-covered ceiling and a light toss skyward.
Posted by: JT



That's brilliant! It would work with cats and fussy 2 year olds too!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2019 03:39 AM (T7Y/4)

670 When I was a kid, I had kind of piggy bank, but it was based on "Thing" from the Addams family.

You put a coin onto a slot, and a little "arm" reached up and took it.

When I turned 18, my father allowed to get the money out.

It was nearly 18 million dollars. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Miklos, actually not making stuff up (at the moment) at September 20, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

Doggone! I had one of those.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
14 Mil in there.

If ya put Canadian money in it, there's only 14 Mil in it

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 03:48 AM (arJlL)

671 Okay, really gotta get moving.

pushes cat to end of bed, and stumbles downstairs.

Need coffee. And some toast. With peanut butter.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 03:59 AM (ima6L)

672 Have Formula one Friday practice at Singapore within the hour and can watch some if I get moving too.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:10 AM (ZCEU2)

673 I get 3 in a row in the mornings most days

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:37 AM (ZCEU2)

674 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2019 04:40 AM (Dhht7)

675 that's what she said....

and with that, hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2019 04:40 AM (makEl)

676 Government provided sodomy, free to all if I'm elected!

Posted by: Mayor Buttpluig at September 20, 2019 04:42 AM (ldmQR)

677 In addition to April 15th.

Posted by: Mayor Buttpluig at September 20, 2019 04:42 AM (ldmQR)

678 I like the super-early mornings here. Slower posting gives me a chance to catch-up, and wake up!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 04:43 AM (ima6L)

679 Fish pic is too cute.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2019 04:46 AM (Dhht7)

680 The look on that little one's face tells it all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 04:48 AM (ima6L)

681 I saw yesterday that you said your wife is doing better, olddog. Glad to hear it!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 04:51 AM (ima6L)

682 I bet that little guy is a moron. His great granpa was probably the guy who rode a Harley up the stairs with a dead shark in his mouth back in 68 Virginia Beach. I was there. I saw it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 04:53 AM (UUkQp)

683 Yes, her blood counts and platelets were up and was getting energy back. However, yesterday afternoon she was zapped and not feeling to hot.

2 steps forward. 1 step backwards.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2019 04:56 AM (Dhht7)

684 Probably difficult to keep her from overdoing it when she's feeling better. I know I'm guilty of that. Human Nature.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 04:58 AM (ima6L)

685 That's exactly it, MLiI.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2019 05:01 AM (Dhht7)

686 I'm not good at letting others do stuff for me. I admit it, stubborn and type A.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 05:08 AM (ima6L)

687 Endeavor to persevere. Life is good at 70 but difficult in a lot of ways. Body systems start to stutter and performance is off. Stamina and capacity for work lessens.Start later and quit earlier. Littler things mean a lot and big things don't. Satisfaction is the key, and not regret. More cofveve for everybody, and get some Little Debbie oatmeal pies in here.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 05:08 AM (UUkQp)

688 Coffee's in my to-go cup, peanut butter toast eaten, and a second slice wrapped for later.

Sorry child #3, I left the new jar unopened, for you to stir it up. Yes, I'm a peanut butter snob!...only buy the natural stuff. No Skippy or JIF allowed in my house

Have a good day, all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 05:10 AM (ima6L)

689 No Skippy! The horror

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)

690 LOL sorry, Skip. Is that how you got your nic?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 05:12 AM (ima6L)

691 Have a great day, MLii !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 05:14 AM (arJlL)

692 JIF is King!

Although peanut butter in general no longer seems to agree with me.

Thanks for the ONT, belatedly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2019 05:18 AM (ycWCI)

693 Peanut butter is a staple in our house. Jiff only. However, wife and daughter are eat the crunchy while I'll on eat smooth.

Got the natural stuff one time when wife was put on no salt diet. She cried when she tasted it.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2019 05:18 AM (Dhht7)

694 *fistbump* on smooth peanut butter.

I used to be a crunchy man in my youth. Then, as I matured, I began to appreciate the finer things in life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2019 05:24 AM (ycWCI)

695 Peanut butter in all forms is good, some better than others

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)

696 Got to hit the road, glad it's Friday.
Have great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)

697 You too Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 05:32 AM (arJlL)

698 We only got a dampening in ETEX, not enough to register hardly but knocked some dust down at least. Feels nice and cool. Work won't do itself. Gotta go.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 05:45 AM (UUkQp)

699 Slept till alarm went off.
Seemed like I only went to bed 5 hours before for some reason.

Welcome to a looong Friday everyone.

Posted by: teej - a perfect lodger, a perfect guest at September 20, 2019 05:50 AM (gJ3Vg)

700 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:03 AM (cqNba)

701 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

702 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

703
g'mornin, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2019 06:10 AM (vIz3X)

704 Village Idiot's Apprentice

How is your son doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

705 G'morning, Salty.


Another day in the land of the terminally clueless.

What this town needs is a good enema.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:12 AM (cqNba)

706 Eromero

Good comment. A supermodel in his life seems to suit PDJT, who seems young at heart. Alas, this option in not open to mere mortals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

707 Little VIA is doing well.

Went from night to day shift, so he's spending days on the flight deck.

Getting older and more mature by the day, it seems.

And a little bit disappointed that a world cruise has become the cruise to nowhere. B ut...he is able to explain the concept of force of presence, and Power Projection , as well as the need to do so as well as folk much older than him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

708 How can you tell if a Tesla driver is sleeping or it is just their usual state of smug??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

709 Mornin' fappers.

Back to the sh*t.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 06:19 AM (kQs4Y)

710 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I think thee is a large awareness in the public of "end times" and not just from the climate.

Look at all the dystopian TV shows and movies. Zombies. The right path / wrong path poll numbers.

And the evil ones in office try and grab as much as they can while they can. That behavior is hard to overlook.

We have always had a subset of the End is Near (Club of Rome - looking at you).

What is startling is the number of people who surrender to that idea.

Well, not me!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

711 I do an almond butter. Less carbs and more protein.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

712 " How can you tell if a Tesla driver is sleeping or it is just their usual state of smug?? "

Sleeping while smug, maybe?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba)

713 "What is startling is the number of people who surrender to that idea. "


Is it NBC that is having that short focus on how the earth is in crisis, and we are all going to die?

Seems like there are folk out there who are intent on getting the youth of the world into a frenzy and panic about this climate shit, and keeping them in a continuous state of high anxiety and fear.

Almost crazed with fear and panic in some cases.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

714 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Glad to hear your son is growing into his important role. Hope his rate is not closed out at the top, so he can grab each promotion as soon as possible.

Here is something I read back in 1987, and all sort of lights went off:

https://govleaders.org/reliability.htm

Hope the margins are safe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

715 713 "What is startling is the number of people who surrender to that idea. "


Is it NBC that is having that short focus on how the earth is in crisis, and we are all going to die?

Seems like there are folk out there who are intent on getting the youth of the world into a frenzy and panic about this climate shit, and keeping them in a continuous state of high anxiety and fear.

Almost crazed with fear and panic in some cases.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

And when you have a person like Greta it is very important to instill additional fear into the tiny little brains.

Just like the left has forced 3 generation of black kids onto a mental plantation that they are descendants of slaves and can never be happy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

716 710 Salty

Maybe that is why we are told to pray and wait. I think the between the 7th day Adventist and Jehovah's Witnesses we have had about 21 declared end of times.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:29 AM (JFO2v)

717 593 Every gun enthusiast should go to the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot at least once in his/her life. It's amazing, and the entry ticket is quite inexpensive. Besides the full-auto shooting, their great big gun show has amazing deals and hard-to-find stuff. I mean it, you HAVE to go at least once. Forget about Disney World.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand
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This is actually one of the missus requests for Christmas. Me, you beach baby - let's do this.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 20, 2019 06:30 AM (WEUN4)

718 Stupid autocorrect... you betcha.. you betcha. Dayum..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 20, 2019 06:31 AM (WEUN4)

719 Rep Gaetz went nucular on Rev Al yesterday. very funny!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)

720 This is actually one of the missus requests for Christmas. Me, you beach baby - let's do this.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM


Ha! I thought that was your nickname for her.

Beach Baby, Beach Baby, there on the sand
From July to the end of September
Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

721 Good morning.
Some rain over the weekend is due. Hope it clears out the humidity and we get to more fall temps too.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

722 676 Government provided sodomy, free to all if I'm elected!
Posted by: Mayor Buttpluig at September 20, 2019 04:42 AM (ldmQR)

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Sodomy for some, little American flags for others!

Posted by: Citizen Kang at September 20, 2019 06:39 AM (CAJOC)

723 716 rhennigantx

Yup. And all of them failed. Like Y2K. We kept going. Like reading zero hedge and it's constant predictions of calamity. They've predicted 200 of the last one recession.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

724 Have a great day everyone. May you get the weather you deserve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

725 Daily Mail UK asked Trudeau to round to fives how many times he was in blackface?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

726 678 I like the super-early mornings here. Slower posting gives me a chance to catch-up, and wake up!

Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 20, 2019 04:43 AM (ima6L)

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I was able to start reading the thread from where I left off last night, and by the time I got to the end, there were only a handful of new posts.

Oh, and Mornin', Horde!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 20, 2019 06:40 AM (CAJOC)

727 I have the local news on to catch the weather. On national/international stuff, they parrot CBS. Now, I read Colt's release on their temporary halt of AR15s. So far I've heard about 4 spins on it (lies). Talking head this morning said discontinued because of too many AR15s "out there"

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 06:42 AM (C1Lsn)

728 "Here is something I read back in 1987, and all sort of lights went off: "

Damn good article.

When you get to the part about redundancy, and then mentally look at the LCS concept.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:43 AM (cqNba)

729 Wife and I went to her friends house yesterday to clear out the freezer.

You wonder when the heck her (friends) brain went off the rails.
The bottom freezer door no longer was a tight seal. The ice was only semi frozen.
Mold all around the fridge and freezer doors. Also inside the fridge.

Cleaned out the freezer. We will do the fridge after the garbage gets picked up Monday

We knew she was hurting. My wife and some other friends had offered 3 months ago, numerous times, that they would come in and get the place cleaned up for her.
Always met with a stern NO.
Damn near a hoarder situation in cleanliness. Double plus, the windows don't want to open.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

730 722 676 Government provided sodomy, free to all if I'm elected!
Posted by: Mayor Buttpluig at September 20, 2019 04:42 AM (ldmQR)

------------------------------

Sodomy for some, little American flags for others!
Posted by: Citizen Kang at September 20, 2019 06:39 AM (CAJOC)

There is a 4.5 hour show coming on the Dem candidates and lbgtasdfjkl; stuff.

I could not care less is you shove live weasels up your ass. I do not care what you do in your bedroom, alley, cars, or bathrooms.

But do not make me pay! And I will never care! You cannot make me. I went to a cousins lesbian funeral and the fact she was a lesbian came up several times. Big fukn deal. She died. People miss her. All part of life.

So for 4.5 hours what are they going to tell us. Lesbians get a extra ration of govt gruel? Tax cuts for gays? How about a trans tax credit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

731 How about a trans tax credit?
Posted by: rhennigantx

A double credit, because I have two personalities.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

732 Taking firearms class tomorrow for my concealed carry permit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:47 AM (H8QX8)

733 "Taking firearms class tomorrow for my concealed carry permit."

Take notes, for the quiz at the end.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)

734 731 How about a trans tax credit?
Posted by: rhennigantx

A double credit, because I have two personalities.
Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

They Them personal pronouns! Ha! WTF on letting actually insane fukr tell us about life and politics. Life is real hard. Mental issues are real. However, most of us do not ask the world to adjust to our delusions, we adjust and move on.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

735 Rodman claims Madonna offer him $20M for an injection of seman.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

736 Taking firearms class tomorrow for my concealed carry permit.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:47 AM (H8QX


Have fun! What state?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 20, 2019 06:52 AM (t+qrx)

737 They Them personal pronouns! Ha! WTF on letting actually insane fukr tell us about life and politics. Life is real hard. Mental issues are real. However, most of us do not ask the world to adjust to our delusions, we adjust and move on.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I saw a meme that said;
You don't like getting paid minimum wage for your job?
How about you go find a job that doesn't pay minimum wage?

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)

738 Rodman claims Madonna offer him $20M for an injection of seman.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Geez, how much would she pay for non retard sperm.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

739 Take notes, for the quiz at the end.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)

Will do.

South Carolina.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 06:54 AM (H8QX8)

740 This Pelosi Medicine Tax could apply to the 250 most popular prescription drugs in the country, and must apply to at least 25 of them. The tax is not on profits from the sale of the drug, but on the gross receipts from the sale. For example, if a medicine is sold for $100, a tax of $95 is owed, regardless of the cost of selling the drug.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

741 what "Pelosi medicine tax"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 06:59 AM (NVYyb)

742 Horowitz mentioned in his testimony yesterday that his report was only just submitted for classification. The public report may not appear for a while. He didn't specifically say when, but #twoweeks appears to be wildly optimistic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 07:03 AM (NVYyb)

743 "I saw a meme that said;
You don't like getting paid minimum wage for your job?
How about you go find a job that doesn't pay minimum wage?"


That's real retarded, Sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at September 20, 2019 07:04 AM (cqNba)

744 It's unethical to upgrade your cell phone. You should stick with it until the screen falls off, peon.

Posted by: The Weak at September 20, 2019 07:04 AM (Tnijr)

745 This Pelosi Medicine Tax could apply to the 250 most popular prescription drugs in the country, and must apply to at least 25 of them. The tax is not on profits from the sale of the drug, but on the gross receipts from the sale. For example, if a medicine is sold for $100, a tax of $95 is owed, regardless of the cost of selling the drug.

I seriously doubt that. Big Pharma and Big Med Insurance wouldn't put up with that.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 07:04 AM (A7Sfu)

746 He didn't specifically say when, but #twoweeks appears to be wildly optimistic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood,

Midge, the government typist, is on pregnancy leave (It's a boy!). It could be at least a month.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

747 741 what "Pelosi medicine tax"?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 06:59 AM (NVYyb)

1. Must sell at negotiated price
2. All Rx will be taxed
3. Drugs not on negotiated price list taxed at 95%

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

748 The public report may not appear for a while. He didn't specifically say when, but #twoweeks appears to be wildly optimistic.

When does the Statute of Limitations kick in ?

Circle the weekend after that date.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 07:07 AM (A7Sfu)

749 Circle the weekend after that date.

Oops. I'm washing my hair that weekend.

How about we just stay friends?

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

750 When does Helter Stelter finally admit he's no man? He's an hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 07:10 AM (NVYyb)

751 1. Must sell at negotiated price
2. All Rx will be taxed
3. Drugs not on negotiated price list taxed at 95%


That is a convenient way to eliminate all new innovation for sale in this country.

While Central Americans are travelling north bringing their rare diseases, the medications will be well into the four and five figures resulting in those inflicted taking medical cruises that go outside the US territorial waters.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 07:11 AM (A7Sfu)

752 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.

Sampo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:11 AM (kQs4Y)

753 He's an hermaphrodite.
Posted by: Huck Follywood,

He actually doesn't mind when you tell him to
"go Fark yourself"

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

754 All Rx will be taxed

Anything you want less of, you tax.

This is proof positive Pelosi is trying to kill us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 07:11 AM (NVYyb)

755
Is it NBC that is having that short focus on how the earth is in crisis, and we are all going to die?


Yup, with Al "Sharts" Roker doing the reports.

It appears there may be an opportunity for the wokest among us to buy the mooring rights concession for the Washington Monument.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2019 07:12 AM (pNxlR)

756 Good for you, Eris, congratulations !

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:13 AM (c1yAg)

757 Hey sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:14 AM (kQs4Y)

758 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.


All right! Party at Eris' tonight

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

759 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.

Sampo!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes '

!

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 07:14 AM (arJlL)

760 Dave's lead picture, of the kid with the fish in his mouth, makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 07:15 AM (NVYyb)

761 752 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.

Sampo!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:11 AM (kQs4Y)

Is that a roll of coins in your drawers or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

762 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.


oh happy day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 07:17 AM (NVYyb)

763 And thanks for The Word Of The Day, too !

Sampo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:17 AM (c1yAg)

764 What, no salt?

Posted by: Lemminkinda at September 20, 2019 07:19 AM (Tnijr)

765 Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.


"And that's my official story, Officer."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

766 Another dry day of sunshine today.

Maybe I should some house cleaning and yard work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 07:20 AM (cqNba)

767 "And that's my official story, Officer."
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I have NO idea how it got there, sir.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:21 AM (kQs4Y)

768 I am loving this cool autumn air.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:21 AM (kQs4Y)

769 ERIS-

I wish you the best of luck and life in all of your future endeavors.

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 07:24 AM (arJlL)

770 Another dry day of sunshine today.

Maybe I should some house cleaning and yard work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Now, let's not get crazy.
Deep breaths....

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:25 AM (vd8XM)

771
106 " I'm a half-black transgender furry."

You forgot the Fiercely Heterosexual part.
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2019 07:26 AM (pNxlR)

772 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2019 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

773 Thanks JT!

I'm trying to stay motivated. I keep telling myself "This is EASY!" *rictus grin of terror*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 07:27 AM (kQs4Y)

774 Don't forget to pay your 95% Sampo tax or you'll be finnished

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at September 20, 2019 07:28 AM (Tnijr)

775
Woohoo! Packing up my lingerie drawer and found a fat roll of cash and some silver and copper coins I'd forgotten about.


-- Excerpted from "The Secret Diaries of Barack Obama, Volume III"

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776 NOOD

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