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The Morning Rant
"It seems that Joey 'Choo-choo' Biden was caught on video telling a laughably bizarre story about how, when he was a lifeguard at a public swimming pool in 1962, he faced down a black gangsta who was misbehaving on the diving board. Here is the video. The badass gangsta went by the name of Corn Pop. Seriously? Corn Pop? Now what kind of a gangsta thug names himself after a breakfast cereal, you might be asking. First off, it couldn't be a breakfast cereal. When the cereal was first introduced in the early 50s, it was called 'Sugar Pops' and, according to this source, it wasn't until the late 70s did Kellogg change the name to 'Sugar Corn Pops' and then, in 1984, to simply 'Corn Pops'. "Therefore, in 1962, nobody could've appropriated the nickname 'Corn Pop' from a breakfast cereal since the cereal wasn't known by that name at the time. So either the name came from some totally different source or Joe is just making stuff up. He may not even be doing it intentionally. We all know that he's basically losing his mind, which is starting to resemble the the moldy old attic of a hoarder, full of yellowing magazines, rusty old toys, bits of string, maybe a broken chair or two, and chests of rotting, out-of-fashion clothes. So, in order to appeal to African-American voters, he probably reached up there, brushed aside the cobwebs, and pulled who-knows-what random elements from who-knows-what dark corners of his memory to piece together this story, and, as I said, he probably sincerely believes it happened. "And the media has shown itself to be quite incurious about Biden's psychological condition. They'll discuss the inner workings of Trump's mental processes for days on end (always finding them wanting, of course), but ignore the obvious fact that one of the major candidates for president on the Democratic side is sliding into dementia in real time. I suspect this is because they think Biden is the strongest contender to unseat the hated Orange Man. But I predict that if they ever determine that another Dem candidate is stronger, the media will turn on Biden, and it will look like those child-like beryllium miners in the movie 'Galaxy Quest' suddenly displaying their fangs and devouring their wounded brother."
Corn Pops Then & Now:
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Of Course, the Irony Here Is That Pretty Much Everything She's Wearing Is A Petroleum Product:
BREAKING: We're in Houston shutting down the largest oil export channel in the country to resist Trump & the oil industry for fueling this #ClimateCrisis.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at September 16, 2019 11:17 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 16, 2019 11:17 AM (8D42x)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)
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Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 16, 2019 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Except, of course, they didn't.
Morgan point is before the bridge, and they kinda missed CC by a few miles...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)
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Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)
i'll fetch the others now...
Posted by: SturmToddler
That had to be a cob.
Close tags just shut it down.
They don't repair.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)
That is correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (/FqKO)
There world is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we CAN imagine.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (vn9fl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:21 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:21 AM (/FqKO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Poldark looks silly without long hair.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:21 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:21 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)
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Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)
Close tags just shut it down.
They don't repair.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (0t+fn)
As soon as I saw all of the bold text, I knew where I had left out the tag. Pixy's "preview" function doesn't tell you a whole lot.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (/FqKO)
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (Wj9tV)
I've read that the story has been verified. That there was a gangster gang leader named Cornpop and that Biden did face him down at the local swimming pool.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Blanco at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (BZQgK)
and I like the lass.
but that steak with mushrooms is divine. and doesn't look overdone.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (8D42x)
LOL.
I wonder why this delusion always involves international travel instead of visiting domestic neighborhoods that get a "bad rep in the media."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (y7DUB)
I expected to wake up and see that Ruthie had bit the big one after the hysterics and fake stories about Kavanaugh yesterday
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (O2RFr)
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I do think that's the most reasonable explanation... it wouldn't surprise me if she retired/entered hospice sometime in the next few weeks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)
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I had the opportunity to try some of the new and improved "Corn Pops" with reduced sugar when the kids were young.
Tasted like cardboard.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Boo Berry at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (cxIsI)
a/k/a/ stupid Aussies who've just made themselves fabulous tools that Iran can use to extort their home country.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (vn9fl)
Posted by: Corn Pop, RIP at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (ClOmq)
I hear Pop Corn was pissed when he found out about it. Grounded him for weeks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lizzy
The whole Corn family was in a bad accident in 1963. They were creamed.
(Apology to the Moron that used it earlier)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:26 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:26 AM (hN5g8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:26 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 11:26 AM (7HtZB)
I think it's actually funnier all around if Biden's story is true and he's telling it in an attempt to endear himself to black voters.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ZGrMX)
The whole Corn family was in a bad accident in 1963. They were creamed.
(Apology to the Moron that used it earlier)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019
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That's right, pepper us with corn jokes --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)
496 The Kav story is a "new" allegation. This is NOT the chick in the New Yorker story, Ramirez, who did not remember who it was that wagged a weenie in her face.
The allegation comes from a guy who was at Yale at the same time, who says that his best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a bunch of guys put Kav's penis on some other girls hand. Oh, and the girl whose hand it was, theoretically, says not only that Kavanaugh didn't do it, but the incident never happened AT ALL.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:18 AM (9VeU0)
Oh, I forot to mention the guy from Yale at the same time was a lawyer for Clinton during the whole Lewinsky thing - and Kavanaugh was on the SC's team.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ejd/p)
I heard they're dad, Corndog, is a wiener!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Blanco at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (BZQgK)
Again, not sure why this is all coming back up again as this accuser has no memory of any event with Kavanaugh and the two alleged witnesses say it never happened and the FBI declined to investigate this accusation last year during the hearings.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (vn9fl)
It's not like the top of the GOP shitheap isn't loaded with corporate tools whose hair doesn't blow back every time a CEO cuts a Taco Bell blaster.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (y7DUB)
Apparently there really was a Corn Pop, and also apparently, this is freelz why black people like Joe Biden.
There world is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we CAN imagine.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:20 AM (9VeU0)
Thanks for going first, dude....But yeah, the stopped clock was apparently correct in this instance.
Posted by: My Sharia Moor at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (o/b07)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (FiUMj)
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Yup, never bought our kids soda's when they were young. Now in college and to this day, they don't drink soda.
Me and the Mrs are pretty proud of that.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM
Sort of like Kix, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ejd/p)
Kix was too crunchy. More like Honeycomb.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (hN5g8)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (9wYFF)
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Lord help me, I can't help but laugh.
"People are really nice, H8trs!"
After arrest...in Iran...
"Shit."
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (vn9fl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You spelled Sugar Tits wrong.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM (j0JAA)
That's how you deal with this shit. If any accusation is "credible", accuse everyone of everything until they stop and start demanding evidence, and make that the standard again.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)
Where? What hood? Remember, this was 1962. Pools were still pretty segregated in '62.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (0t+fn)
https://tinyurl.com/y6lhaffh
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (ZGrMX)
Twitchy has an article up confirming that Corn Pop was real and he did lead a gang called "The Romans" in the 60s.
Corn Pop definitely sounds like a Roman name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)
One that even Biden could kick his ass.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (3KT61)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (5ocZI)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Hy761)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You spelled Sugar Tits wrong.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019
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No, that was wife no. 2, in the Eighties!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)
So there I was, drainin' the big ol' blacksnake in the airport bathroom, when I saw it... some chump sucka done wrote this NASTY shit on the stall about AOC. My bottom bitch.
So, I did what I had to do. I came outta that stall with my razor out, and said "which one of you cheesy ass crackas is talkin' smack on my best ho?! Huh? Who is it?"
Then I saw Vitamin J, and I knew it was him. My momma didn't raise no fool.
And I'd have cut him too, if he didn't get the drop on a bortha with that chain. Always puttin' brothas back in chains. You know how it is.
Posted by: David Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Dagwood at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (+B1ks)
Twitchy has an article up confirming that Corn Pop was real and he did lead a gang called "The Romans" in the 60s.
Corn Pop definitely sounds like a Roman name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)
Cornus Popus
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
And to this day, Corn Pop has that thousand yard stare.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
So it's not uncommon to find a gangbanger with a nickname like "Smoochie" or "Little Bug" or named after a cereal, like "Cocoa Puff."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (cY3LT)
You're thinking of Sugar Smacks - they're smaller and brown speckled.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (gmo/4)
It's actually not a "new" allegation, I remember hearing about it during the confirmation hearings. It was just a one day story then, because Stier refused to testify to it under oath, and nobody could be found to back it up. So it got dropped for being too stupid to push.
And NOW they bring it back up - pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)
and unarmed black man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:23 AM (Kpl3J)
This is believable.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (NFEMn)
Twitchy has an article up confirming that Corn Pop was real and he did lead a gang called "The Romans" in the 60s.
Corn Pop definitely sounds like a Roman name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019
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Cornus Poppius, no doubt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (5ocZI)
Super Sugar Crisp. It was puffed rice buried in sugar. Corn Pops were big puffed oval corkflakey things buried in sugar.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (DBI6f)
Amaizing that it's true!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (5ocZI)
Remember Jets? Those things could cause diabetic comas.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM
Sort of like Kix, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ejd/p)
Kix was too crunchy. More like Honeycomb.
Kix is terrible.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (O7MnT)
Where? What hood? Remember, this was 1962. Pools were still pretty segregated in '62.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM
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Yep if it was a public pool in 62 it was either white or black, there was no mixed pools back then.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (JUOKG)
Yep. FWIW, some other Canuk actress (in the Marvel flix) has a new TV show coming out. Don't know much 'bout that, but she's pictured in one ad in a rear 3/4 view...
rawwwwr.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe! at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (vn9fl)
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
He's a personal friend of mine.
Posted by: Bigus Dickus at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (DBI6f)
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and unarmed black man.
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Holy crap.
Good thing the Republicans won't use this in any way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (Hy761)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (5ocZI)
Remember Jets? Those things could cause diabetic comas.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019
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I remember Jets. To this day when someone mentions the New York football team, I think of the cereal.
I think the small brown creased cereal might have been Sugar Crisp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
Twitchy has an article up confirming that Corn Pop was real and he did lead a gang called "The Romans" in the 60s.
Corn Pop definitely sounds like a Roman name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)
Cornus Popus
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
Biggus Dickus
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)
Cornus Popus
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
If he was in the Russians his name would have been Popovich and I guess he would have become a basketball coach.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:24 AM
Sort of like Kix, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ejd/p)
Kix was too crunchy. More like Honeycomb.
Kix is terrible.
Posted by: Insomniac
Everyone knows KaBoom! patented the cardboard taste.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Dagwood at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (+B1ks)
Honestly? From the start, the subliminal messages are quite violent and/or sexual. Look at your cereal boxes sometime. The kids cereals, I mean. See how many of them have "white milk" coming from around the groin area of the cartoon character.
Look at the faces of the girls, as they're about to be splashed with it.
This too, is the story of Kavanaugh.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (O7MnT)
Prolefeed. Doesn't matter if it's bullshit if it keeps the footsoldiers keyed up and spoiling for a fight.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
It's actually not a "new" allegation, I remember hearing about it during the confirmation hearings. It was just a one day story then, because Stier refused to testify to it under oath, and nobody could be found to back it up. So it got dropped for being too stupid to push.
And NOW they bring it back up - pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)
You're right, but since the alleged victim doesn't want to talk about it and no one can finger who exactly did this or if it really happened at all, I'll bet it's from the same source material. Someone heard something about what someone did at some time and somehow Kavanaugh's name got attached because some of the people knew him.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (NFEMn)
*semicolon, not a wink.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (oZ6kz)
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Why?
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
The US version, not so much.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (jusdg)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (5l6gb)
I've read that the story has been verified. That there was a gangster gang leader named Cornpop and that Biden did face him down at the local swimming pool.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:22 AM (cxIsI)
As I said in the previous thread, the Devil and narcissistic retards mix a little truth in with their lies.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (hN5g8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Well, there was a brutal NY drug kingpin in the 80s who went by "Alpo," so anything's possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)
Where? What hood? Remember, this was 1962. Pools were still pretty segregated in '62.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:29 AM
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Yep if it was a public pool in 62 it was either white or black, there was no mixed pools back then.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (JUOKG)
It depends. If this was Scranton then it might have been possible. If it was Delaware, no way; Delaware was a border state and might still have been segregated then.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
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That's very, very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (Hy761)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
I think the small brown creased cereal might have been Sugar Crisp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)
Yeah sugar crisp had the goofy sugar bear commercials.
but my favorite sugar coma serials were Quisp and Quake. I had to get Quisp because he had a spaceship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (9wYFF)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:30 AM (5ocZI)
Remember Jets? Those things could cause diabetic comas.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019
Sugar Smacks
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (kw5n8)
I think you are correct. I remember that yellow cereal too. That may be why they couldn't call Sugar Pops Corn Pops until they retired that brand later.
I remember that they had Andy Devine on the box a lot. I think it sponsored a show he did or something.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (cxIsI)
much rather he flame out in next year's debate than now.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (vn9fl)
Corn Pop used to be with the notorious Snap, Crackle and Pop gang
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019
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Split from the Rice Krispies posse, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 16, 2019 11:37 AM (kjACb)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (Pg+x7)
Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
Dapper Dan! I need me some Dapper Dan!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
Me and the Mrs are pretty proud of that.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 11:28 AM (G0vdT)
__
FIST BUMP!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (FiUMj)
show coming out. Don't know much 'bout that, but she's pictured in one
ad in a rear 3/4 view...
Cobie Smulders. Robin in How I Met Your Mother.
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2019 11:35 AM (jusdg)
She can hump my hobbit anytime she wants.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Smoove B at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (HKQtM)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (kjACb)
It's in the story that he deliberately twisted arms to become the only white lifeguard at a segregated black pool so he could learn about black people, anthropology style.
The fact that he tells this story to endear himself to black voters is fucking hilarious though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (flINI)
The gangs these days have no appreciation of history.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (3KT61)
I remember that they had Andy Devine on the box a lot. I think it sponsored a show he did or something.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019
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I have some dim memory of a kids' Western series, where Andy played the goofy sidekick. "Pecos Bill," or something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:27
Never ate Kix. But loved Trix. It was more diversified. Guess I was a progressive kid.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (ViCCR)
https://twitter.com/prageru/status/
1173301202500505601
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
It's in the story that he deliberately twisted arms to become the only white lifeguard at a segregated black pool so he could learn about black people, anthropology style.
The fact that he tells this story to endear himself to black voters is fucking hilarious though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
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"You people are fascinating!"
-Biden, with a magnifying lens, peering at a black person's face
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (DjIxe)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (JUOKG)
It depends. If this was Scranton then it might have been possible. If it was Delaware, no way; Delaware was a border state and might still have been segregated then.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
It was rare for blacks and whites to swim together then, even in the North. Even now. It's not illegal of course, but people will self--segregate.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)
Yeah - I think someone said it correctly. Sugar Pops seem to have been renamed Sugar Smacks, not Corn Pops.
We had the fancy stuff; not Kaboom.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (5ocZI)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
That was 20 years ago. Now he's Flakka Wakka Crakka.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:33 AM (JUOKG)
It depends. If this was Scranton then it might have been possible.
If it was Delaware, no way; Delaware was a border state and might still
have been segregated then.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM
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He said it was in Wilmington DE. Pretty sure it was all still segregated in 62. They had race riots there after MLK was killed in 68 and weren't fully desegregated until 78.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)
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Was he doing broken window policing?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (DjIxe)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (88+cf)
to become the only white lifeguard at a segregated black pool so he
could learn about black people, anthropology style.
The fact that he tells this story to endear himself to black voters is fucking hilarious though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
"Dances With Bros"
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (gmo/4)
Don't know why they didn't just cut the wires the protesters were suspended by and drop them into the water.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (hhZPw)
Stupid of that level can't be easily fixed with reality.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (ClOmq)
Worked for Hillary... oh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RU4sa)
This is not correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (/FqKO)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)
You had to be really careful with those guys. They were vicious with a gladius
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (kw5n8)
There's a 2010 article about how this story is considered charming by blacks in Wilmington. I have no idea why, it sounds pretty racist to me.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (hjaPQ)
Why does he get to be T-Bone? I ordered the T-Bone first!
Posted by: George Costanza at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (jGFaz)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (hhZPw)
It is still available by mail order, apparently. The cool points alone would be worth it, nonchalantly pull out a box to impress friends of a certain demographic. "WTF!? I haven't seen that in years, where the hell did you get that?"
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (9wYFF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (oZ6kz)
Honest question.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (88+cf)
You had it good. When I was growing up, all we had to eat for breakfast was the paper labels from discarded Quaker Oats boxes.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (/FqKO)
I'll take Incalculably Improbable for $400, Alex....
Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (n/eZB)
https://tinyurl.com/y5gzmdqy
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019
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Didn't General Mills or Post have a Sugar Krinkles with two Chinese-looking characters in kimonos on the box?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (88+cf)
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LUCKY
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (flINI)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (dNzKv)
After facing down Corn Pop, Biden went on to fight Big Bad Leroy Brown. He was the baddest man in the whole damn town
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (kw5n8)
Biden however... how does that even work? No one thought he got picked as VP for any reason than that he was the least likely to proffer any sort of legitimate chance of usurping Obama. He got elected VP, got a puppy, and retired.
He didn't even run when it was Her Turn.
Maybe people just think he'd be... restful.
Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (BD/yx)
Sadly, the older ms mouse followed the Gibbons. Euell, that is.
Grape nuts. W/skim milk.
No, I don't like breakfast. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (hhZPw)
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That's just gross.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (vtcmf)
It is still available by mail order, apparently. The cool points alone would be worth it, nonchalantly pull out a box to impress friends of a certain demographic. "WTF!? I haven't seen that in years, where the hell did you get that?"
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (9wYFF)
Captain Crunch tasted okay, but it cut up your mouth something fierce.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)
young white man uses his authority to threaten have naked black man with chains.
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (jusdg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (ClOmq)
The stupidity runs long and deep.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (FiUMj)
Grapenuts?
*I liked grapenuts with warm milk, but one could liken it to cardboard if eaten dry.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (bDqIh)
Sugar Smacks was the brown cereal with the odd flavor/ The mascot was a bear.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)
When I was growing up it was a Frog. Corn pops had a porcupine
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
.........
That was Rice Krinkles.. because.. rice!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: JAS at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (0LxiW)
Like that Alien Bitch on that crappy Star Trek Knockoff.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (yBOIx)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (NFEMn)
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The crunchberries helped relieve the pain, somewhat.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (RU4sa)
You had to be really careful with those guys. They were vicious with a gladius
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (kw5n
Everything fell apart when Chicken Cutlet and the Visigoths came to town.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Liability lawyers said NO.
It took so long because they had to find out what they had in their packs and they were tied together horizontally.
They should've just left them there to twist, twist slowly in the wind.
I guarantee they would've been crying for their mommies by about midnight.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (cxIsI)
Stupid of that level can't be easily fixed with reality.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (E+OcO)
They're a handsome couple--I've seen their picture on Twitter. You can get away with Beautiful and Stupid in the West but the mullahs don't play that way. Hard way to learn that lesson.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)
TFW CornPop was not just a figment of Biden's white-matter clogged brain.
Posted by: Professor_Chaos at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (JF5ML)
https://tinyurl.com/y5gzmdqy
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Weird how Kellogg and Post used to brag about how much sugar their cereals had in them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (/FqKO)
I think Quake was actually Capt. Crunch pressed through a slightly larger extruder. It wasn't as glass-shardlike on the roof of your mouth though.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (DBI6f)
bonspurious clamium
And the next day Corn Pop, Suhgah Smack and Alpha-Bit took me to the Honeycomb Hideout, where I told them to always play their record player to increase their vocabularies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)
With the goal posts' constant dance across the field and even into the stands, what was charming in 2010 might be repulsive in 2019. And vice versa.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RU4sa)
This is not correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monito
FIGHT ME.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (5ocZI)
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (vtcmf)
Honest question.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM
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Nope. He vehemently opposed school desegregation in the 70s and hung out with KKK members for decades.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (hN5g8)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (yBOIx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: JAS at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (0LxiW)
Joe also told Corn Pop to listen to the record player at night so he and the other coloreds could learn more words
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (yBOIx)
*******
Google Is Evil: YouTube Censors Top Trump Media Outlet Right Side Broadcasting Network - Removes Live-Stream Capabilities
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (bDqIh)
More like gravel. Those thing raw could break teeth.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RU4sa)
This is not correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monito
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*scrolls up*
*peers at pics*
You're right. My bad.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
Grape Nuts. No sugar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ANOTHER EXPLAINING QUARTERBACK at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (flINI)
Chocolate Cornholes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
I bet you're a serial killer.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (vkS2Z)
young white man uses his authority to threaten have naked black man with chains.
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (jusdg)
That's how they would've spun the story had it been Trump.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (/FqKO)
Hmm, there's a cereal on Amazon called "Poop Like a Champion".
The reviews are colorful.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Do they have contests? Poop meets?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (aKsyK)
Try 'em with skim milk.
Flavor? What's that?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (yBOIx)
They were OTAY
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (kw5n8)
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That's very, very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 11:36 AM (Hy761)
Li'l cracka a$$ ma'fk got my curl wet.
Posted by: "Crunkenberry" at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:42 AM (dNzKv)
To be fair, Delaware is so boring that watching snow melt would entertain Delawarians.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
Chocolate Cornholes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)
Hairy O's.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (/FqKO)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (hN5g
Do you speak jive?
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 11:47 AM (Wj9tV)
Posted by: Smoove B at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM
And if Belgian waffles are not to your liking...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:40 AM (dNzKv)
I'm his main squeeze.
Posted by: Honey Comb at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Cap'n Krunch at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JAS at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (0LxiW)
If dwarves, humans, and elves are all interfertile without any hybridization difficulty, they're the same species, so the term "race" would be correctly used.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
What is even more hilarious is that it works.
However, I would like to point this out:
https://youtu.be/EwoJw440fK8
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (9VeU0)
*******
Catherine Engelbrecht from 'True the Vote' discusses Her Huge Court Win Against IRS - And Fires Warning Shot at Elijah Cummings (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)
After facing down Corn Pop, Biden went on to fight Big Bad Leroy Brown. He was the baddest man in the whole damn town
biden is also the reason that leonard parts one through five never got released. national security, donchano.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (9wYFF)
Because he makes sure pork gets directed to Delaware? Call it the Robert Byrd secret to infinite re-election.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
Grape Nuts. No sugar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
Child abuse.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (RD7QR)
To a normal person, that in and of itself would be disturbing.
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at September 16, 2019 11:49 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (yBOIx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
The family dentist told my mom to stay away from the pre-sweetened cereals. So we had Wheaties, Kix, Rice Krispies, and Shredded Wheat. Eating Shredded Wheat was like having a bird's nest in your mouth.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (/FqKO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 11:43 AM (so+oy)
Thanks for reminding me why "The Hobbit" trilogy was so much worse than LoTR and pissed me off continually.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
Total could be made edible if you soaked it in milk for a long time and added a couple of heaping tablespoons of sugar.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (cxIsI)
Everybody knows Joe doesn't wear swim trunks at the pool!
"...Can't get enough of those Sugar Crips..."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (Ndje9)
Does he change diapers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (p0A33)
Heh, reminds me that Rob Lowe recently Instagrammed video of his two new puppies - and said he's naming them Pony and Soda, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Chocolate Cornholes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)
Hairy O's.
Posted by: OregonMuse
The favorite cereal of cat lovers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (JoUsr)
*******
MUST READ... Larry C. Johnson: Michael Flynn's Motion to Compel Brady Evidence is Compelling
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Zombie Yoda at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (yBOIx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (FTlwv)
Glacier Park is God's cathedral on earth. Fantastic place!!!
Yellowstone is a definite bucket list. NOTE: Do not stand downwind from Old Faithful.
The Little Big Horn Battlefield is sacred ground. You cannot walk that path without tears in your eyes.
I would move to Cour D'Alene tomorrow.
Avoid Chinese tour groups...and any Chinese who rents a car. Just sayin'.
If you encounter an Australian tour group...stick around. You're gonna have a blast.
Travel in September. In most places, Mrs D and I were frequently the youngest people there.
No traffic at all until we got back to Seattle.
And, we didn't encounter a single strand of purple hair, or Antifa wannabe until we got back.
America is still beautiful.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joey B. at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ugH/7)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: JAS at September 16, 2019 11:45 AM (0LxiW)
If dwarves, humans, and elves are all interfertile without any hybridization difficulty, they're the same species, so the term "race" would be correctly used.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019
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Did Tolkien ever mention hybrids, or did the films ever show them or mention them? Half-elf hybrids like Mr. Spock is half-human.
If so, I'd be quite pleased to help Liv Tyler's elf character conceive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (11Tx7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ppBhU)
Wilmington is a hole.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:50 AM (yBOIx)
Yeah, even Philadelphians think Wilmington sucks. It's really just a convenient stop on I-95 for drug mules to drop off stuff on its way to NYC.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (cxIsI)
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This is true. Indistinguishable from central MN or ND. Great hunting on the Eastern Shore and DE
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ugH/7)
Vampires suck.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 11:44 AM (hN5g
That's sort of amazing. Because of course, right?
Were any of the rules different?
Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (BD/yx)
I especially enjoy the Trumpian version of "jawboning" the Fed. It used to be a fine art, a fairly infrequent thing, usually done by the Treasury sec or other surrogates, often by senators during Joint Finance hearings.
Now it's the prez himself declaring the Fed chmn "doesn't have a clue".
Yeah it's crude and combative by historical standards, but given the complete abandonment of reason and decency to which Trump is subjected [they, not he, have "shattered norms"], it's minor and entertaining. Compare/contrast with, for example, this vile lynching to which Kavanaugh is being treated.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (Zv1X1)
If so, I'd be quite pleased to help Liv Tyler's elf character conceive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
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I think Arwen and Aragorn had kids in the appendices. I think.
So yeah, humans and elves are races.
And technically, humans and orcs could breed as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
YES
You made it to the Grand Canyon, I hope.
That is something all should see once.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Jingle at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (yA6DY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (ppBhU)
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Probably called Pop Corn.
Biden was then known as Sugar Smacks.
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (11Tx7)
everything out of their mouths are either a fantasy or a lie. it's bizarre.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (Pg+x7)
Not only did Biden face down Corn Pop he also tangled with Erik von Zipper.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (MxEKc)
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I loved Quisp. My brother loved Quake. And I remember calling a number on the back of the box of Quisp when they were running a contest between the two (early 70s?). Whomever got the most votes won, and the other cereal was to be discontinued.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
Isn't that where the Uruk hai are from? And weren't orcs originally elves?
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (Wj9tV)
Milk wouldn't soften them up.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (cxIsI)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:48 AM (cxIsI)
Below the canal. Slower lower.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (dNzKv)
Kool-Aid, where you put the packet contents + 1 cup of sugar in a pitcher, then added water.
You knew what you were getting - SUGAR.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (bDqIh)
I wonder if hide & seek is still a game. It's kind of hard for wine moms to helicopter around their kids 100% of the time if they're hiding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ppBhU)
I heart Brian Regan. First bit of his I heard was the cup of dirt science project.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM
***
Now that was a good vampire movie!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
The Uruk Hai were hybrids.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier
At last, someone for Trigglypuff.
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (T6t7i)
It's in the story that he deliberately twisted arms to become the only white lifeguard at a segregated black pool so he could learn about black people, anthropology style.
The fact that he tells this story to endear himself to black voters is fucking hilarious though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
*shakes black mans hand and looks at his palm for a black stain*
Do you know Corn Pop? He was my main man.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (yBOIx)
Posted by: CN at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (U7k5w)
I had a pocket full of quarters having just come home from my job at the Conrad Hilton as a valet.. tips.
I gave him all of it.. I think he was so surprised with my cooperation, he told me his name and wrote down his phone number! He told me to call him if I ever get any trouble with the Blackstones (or maybe it was the Disciples!)
but.. his phone number.. after just robbing me!
funny but true story...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (so+oy)
Biden was called "Cracker Jack" back then.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (yBOIx)
Yep. And Aragon had Elven ancestors on the one side (the "Half Elven")
And no, let's not get into Tolkienism...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (ujg0T)
So yeah, humans and elves are races.
And technically, humans and orcs could breed as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
So THAT'S what your appendix is for.
Horcs be fugly.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (0t+fn)
Milk wouldn't soften them up.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019
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My opinion of raisins in general is similar. I refer to them as "dead, wingless flies."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (gzUYd)
Posted by: Rastus at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
That is something all should see once.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM
****
Been there already. We stayed to the north this time. A great drive.
And I did discover the Bluebell Pool is Yellowstone. Looked like a great place to ditch shivs.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
Isn't that where the Uruk hai are from? And weren't orcs originally elves?
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 11:54 AM (Wj9tV)
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I don't remember the book origins of the Uruk hai, but orcs were definitely originally elves. Morgoth, I think, took elves and twisted them into orcs.
I think trolls were made the same way from ents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (DjIxe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (C1Lsn)
It's in the story that he deliberately twisted arms to become the only white lifeguard at a segregated black pool so he could learn about black people, anthropology style
'The Gentle Tasaday'. Research and book on a stone-age tribe in the Philippines. Fake story. Liberals have not changed the game plan in over 40 years.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Who tf kept kool aid packets?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (0t+fn)
You knew what you were getting - SUGAR.
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And nobody cared! My mom was cheap, so we always had to make our own sugary drinks, instead of buying the premade stuff in cans.
Like the Minute Maid frozen orange juice loaf she'd get to make our own OJ.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
The Uruk Hai were hybrids.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (aS1PU)
Internal combustion and electric.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
God that stuff was shitty.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
If so, I'd be quite pleased to help Liv Tyler's elf character conceive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
The Story of Luthien and Beren is the story of an Elf-Human match. Aragorn and Arwen are an echo of that story.
But the idea that Dwarves would mate with anyone else, or that anyone would mate with them, is ridiculous in the context of Tolkiens works.
Also, I think it's not a coincidence that all of the male elves look to be part of the Ambiguously Gay Crew. They're with all these beautiful females, and they can only be bothered to have kids maybe once every thousand years or so. Maybe that's how often they get drunk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Comrade DeBolshivek at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (bI44v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: batterup at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (DjIxe)
The Uruk Hai were hybrids.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019
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Corn Pops were still Sugar Pops when I last read Tolkien. I thought "Uruk-hai" was simply another name for the orcs. Either way it's a frightening image -- the worst of both races.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)
Like the Minute Maid frozen orange juice loaf she'd get to make our own OJ.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
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Yes! Brings back memories. My mom also went through a "we're gonna drink powdered milk" phase. Horrible
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: IanDeal at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Someguy
>>Orcs created from elves and goblins from dwarves by Sauron.
So my Eldars say.
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (11Tx7)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (5ocZI)
Arwen was already 25% human since her dad was a half-elf.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ZDXYb)
And the Chinese at national parks is kind of amazing. The numbers. Just a matter of scale, of course, quite logical. But a year ago at Bryce Canyon it was about 5O% Chinese. In Kyoto, in Japan, a few months later it was about 75% Chinese.
Fine by me, just very striking.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (QDnY+)
The only good cereal is Honey Bunches of Oats.
Posted by: batterup at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (U2JQS)
Lucky Charms. Fight me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)
Uruk-hai was sweetened puffed buckwheat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (JFO2v)
I had to eat plain Cheerios when I was a kid. No fun cereal for me.
i still remember the taste of the burps you got if you ate too many cheerios. *shudder* it was *years* after leaving for college before i could bear to look at a bowl of cheerios. or spam, for that matter.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (wxC/u)
Like the Minute Maid frozen orange juice loaf she'd get to make our own OJ.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
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Yes! Brings back memories. My mom also went through a "we're gonna drink powdered milk" phase. Horrible
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (flINI)
Holy fuck, that was the worst.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (DBI6f)
But apparently is quite full of herself and a real pain to work with. Going all the way back to her breakthrough on LOST.
Of course I assume that describes 99% of actresses in Hollywood: stuck-up, bitchy and pro-baby killing.
Knowing that, their smiles become much less appealing.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (1hS1H)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (ugH/7)
People actually collect vintage Kool-Aid packets now. Special additions can trade hands for 10s of dollars.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
How much could you get for Pillsbury's Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 11:59 AM (y7DUB)
The same Karl Rove who still tries to con GOP people into believing they can win Hispandering contests, just so he can have cheaper gardeners and maids?
That Karl Rove?
F him. He's worse than the putzes at the Bulwark, and that says a lot.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (ujg0T)
And the brother of Aragorn's ancestor Elros
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM
We came so close to cornering the frozen concentrated orange juice market! Turn those machines back on!!!
Posted by: The Duke Brothers at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (OMsf+)
Apparently it also appears in his biography published in 2007.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yywmghrz
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (9VeU0)
TFW CornPop was not just a figment of Biden's white-matter clogged brain.
Posted by: Professor_Chaos
This is just the kind of stupid shit that could get dum-dum Biden elected. Hell, it got him elected Senator from Dorkawar for years.
Good thing Obama was clean and articulate, or else Biden would have called him out, too.
What a maroon.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
That's pretty much exactly what happened to me. I was the oldest and had to eat a bunch of non-sugar stuff like Total. By the time my youngest sister was born my parents apparently didn't give a crap and let her eat all kinds of sugary stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 11:56 AM (ujg0T)
Watched Trailer. I'm not sure what to make of it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (wxC/u)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019
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Starlac!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (QDnY+)
Wasnt Ric Ocasek 75??
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (N4tnI)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (JFO2v)
Why are such people getting EBT in the first place?
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (JFO2v)
If people with a net worth of $1M were drawing EBT, DC and all 50 state capitals should be razed and the Earth salted where they stood.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (J+mig)
And the brother of Aragorn's ancestor Elros
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
And I thought the Kirk would bang anything with a vagina.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (dfRN6)
1. The number of white guys playing
2. The amount of hits the quarterbacks took
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)
For some reason, parental love is withheld from the first-born.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (r+sAi)
*****
Nephew Pitched for a semi Pro team & had TJ Surgery he PM'd me on FB & told me that was what that was. He knew & I just confirmed what I thought
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 11:53 AM (BD/yx)
The seeker with eyes covered would have to call out the phrase ' Hi Din Bebo....Are you ready! ' 3x and each time the hiding people would have to call back ' yeah' . On third time he would begin the search .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (hN5g8)
I think trolls were made the same way from ents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 11:57 AM (DjIxe)
As to the origin of the Orcs, Tolkien commented on the fact that he had put a couple of different origin stories in his books - an alternate story is that they are related to the Wild Men of the Woods, the Druedain led by Ghan-buri-Ghan. (shows up in The Return of the King) Tolkien said he wanted the origin of the Orcs to be a mysterious, legendary thing, and it would be normal for several different stories to be floating around as to where they came from.
The Uruk-Hai were created by Saruman, and although it is said they are part human, there's no indication they were "bred", more like he found a way to grow them, something like genetic engineering. Which is why the movie shows them bursting out of a membrane buried in mud, fully grown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (JFO2v)
Why are such people getting EBT in the first place?
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
The rules were written to let people cheat!
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)
Powdered milk and eggs.
Remember the big "Carnation Instant Milk" box? Cardboard w/a waxy print label that eventually fell apart and off...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (C1Lsn)
One of the important discoveries of the 20th century was when they figured out how to attach sweeteners and sugar onto Cheerios.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (DBI6f)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (ugH/7)
Back in the day before they made all milk homogenized, you would get a gallon of milk (In glass bottles LOL LOL OMG!!!) and the top of the contents was cream that had risen to the top while in transit (they also had a paper wrapper on the top and a thick paperboard stopper!!!!)
I used to race my sister to be the first to open the morning bottle of milk so I could pour that cream on my cereal. Yum Yum.
You can still get pasteurized only milk in gourmet stores or in rural places that have local dairies.
I get mine now from and Amish store 5 miles away. You can even get NON pasteurized milk (called Raw Milk) if you are okay with taking a chance on bacteria.
And thus our History lesson endeth.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (cxIsI)
And the brother of Aragorn's ancestor Elros
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
GGGGGGGAILF
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (AURKQ)
Dude was smoooooth. The Shaft of breakfast cereals.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (wxC/u)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (DBI6f)
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (JFO2v)
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Please tell me its Babylon Bee. "But but I'm cash poor!"
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (wxC/u)
His drug addled kids are more worthless than even I imagined to not have him in an assisted living facility instead of making an ass out of himself in front of the world on a daily basis. His dimwitted wife probably just wants the old pervert away from her.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM
Same here, but I found an easy workaround: just get up earlier than they did to eat breakfast and put sugar or honey on my cereal. Problem solved.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (1hS1H)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
The small cans of frozen minute-maid lime-aid. Empty contents into a blender full of ice. Fill the can with triple sec and empty into said blender. Fill can with tequila and add to blender. Blend away!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Vy7tf)
Kool-Aid, where you put the packet contents + 1 cup of sugar in a pitcher, then added water.
You knew what you were getting - SUGAR.
i was very disappointed during the first MiB movie when Edgar was asking for sugar in water and Mrs. Edgar didn't just pull a pitcher out of the fridge saying "geeze, Edgar, if you wanted kool-aid, why didn't you just ask for it?"
somebody missed a great product placement opportunity there.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:04 PM (ugH/7)
It also is OK to use in some types of sausage. Of course that can apply to almost anything.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Kamel Toe at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (88+cf)
I use it for backcountry mac and cheese. It tastes like mac and cheese in the woods.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 16, 2019 12:05 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)
For some reason, parental love is withheld from the first-born.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM
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I was the youngest growing up in the Cascade Mountains of Washington State. It was Corn Flakes and Cheerios. Oldest brother got eggs and hash browns. I remember thinking WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
I'll wait until your sugar rush wears off & then it's on!
Posted by: batterup at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (U2JQS)
The fact that he tells this story to endear himself to black voters is fucking hilarious though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2019 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)
More likely looking for black pussy, I'd expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (6qErC)
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With plain Cheerios, the sugar you'd put on always sank to the bottom. You could literally scoop up a spoonful of milky sugar as it lay at the bottom of your bowl.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
The Orc had "life after the manner of the First Born", that is, they didn't die of old age, which is a particularly elvish trait.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (ZDXYb)
The small cans of frozen minute-maid lime-aid. Empty contents into a blender full of ice. Fill the can with triple sec and empty into said blender. Fill can with tequila and add to blender. Blend away!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019
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I guzzled some of that when my first wife, then girlfriend, was starting college; her sorority threw a "Get Acquainted With College" party, or something like that. Stuff was cold. I had a brain freeze instead of a hangover.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (ClOmq)
Still I agree they shouldn't be getting food assistance.
Sell something!
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (cxIsI)
badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junk yard dog.
But I faced him down and when we got done fightin', he looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.
True. Story. (don't you doubt me)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (Cus5s)
Slow smoke chunks of goud, sharp cheddar, and edam.
Smoke some bacon.
Make your mac & cheese with this.
Thanks me later.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (AzW6q)
*****
Nephew Pitched for a semi Pro team & had TJ Surgery he PM'd me on FB & told me that was what that was. He knew & I just confirmed what I thought
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:03 PM (BqBId)
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Ben's out! What is BEN ROETHLISBERGER going to do now?
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (r+sAi)
Slow smoke chunks of goud, sharp cheddar, and edam.
Smoke some bacon.
Make your mac & cheese with this.
Thanks me later.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (AzW6q)
Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Arwen was already 25% human since her dad was a half-elf.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ZDXYb)
I thought any pregnancy outside the Uterus was really, really bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
I still eat mini shredded wheat and wheaties.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
Sugar Smacks
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ugH/7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ZDXYb)
It was reported that Obama said to Biden "he didn't have to do this", when he told him he was going to run. Biden's ass sniffers was telling the press behind the scenes this was because Obama was arrogant and didn't want Biden to out do him.
Personally, I think Obama was being very frank. He knows all too well what it takes to run at a younger age, and knew the toll it would take on Biden.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (wxC/u)
Arwen was already 25% human since her dad was a half-elf.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ZDXYb)
I thought any pregnancy outside the Uterus was really, really bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
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She-Elf magic. It's a hell of a drug.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (DjIxe)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (hN5g8)
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (AURKQ)
Always wondered about that. Did elves have titanium and diamond studded teeth, or did they just grow new ones?
'Cause after a couple thousand years of chewing veggies, there ain't gonna be a good looking bunch left...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)
#2 Scoops
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 11:55 AM (yBOIx)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (pw+jk)
*****
& that is 12-18 Months too & at 37 that is probably it
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM
***8Hey! What am I, chopped liver??
Posted by: Eiswein at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)
Slow smoke chunks of goud, sharp cheddar, and edam.
Smoke some bacon.
Make your mac & cheese with this.
Thanks me later.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (AzW6q)
I thought "smoke a doobie" fit in there somewhere.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:06 PM (Zv1X1) 445 Oh, I liked Puffed Wheat too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Zv1X1)
This explains so much.
Posted by: batterup at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Cement Truck at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (M2cWy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ugH/7)
They fucked me up but good. I vowed to not make the same mistakes and by and large I think I've kept that vow.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (wxC/u)
It was reported that Obama said to Biden "he didn't have to do this", when he told him he was going to run. Biden's ass sniffers was telling the press behind the scenes this was because Obama was arrogant and didn't want Biden to out do him.
Personally, I think Obama was being very frank. He knows all too well what it takes to run at a younger age, and knew the toll it would take on Biden.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (wxC/u)
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I'm getting the sense that Obama and his team are finding out that the party has gone bug fuck nuts.
Jed Johnson and Eric Holder acting as voices of reason? They're not doing that without input from Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (DjIxe)
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (AURKQ)
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LOL!
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (G0vdT)
Treebeard says they are men + orcs...
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Saruman's Uruk-hai were the result of Orcs and Men interbreeding in a crude form of Mendelian hybridization. It's inferred he got the idea from studying Sauronic lore; the Mordor strain of Uruk-hai emerged in TA 2475 to lead the drive that wrested Ithilien from Gondor and contest control of Osgiliath. Mordorian uruks were Orc 2.0, stronger, bigger, and more inclined to follow orders correctly. Sauron had bred them with Men in order to get rid of that weakness in daylight problem, and Saruman just used the Cliff Notes of the Dark Lord's research to make himself a "half-orc" force of uruks. Ultimately he got 3 main results: Man-proportioned uruks like Ugluk (desired result), orc-men of mixed characteristics (as seen by Merry, still useful), and some that can pass as unattractive Men (useful spies, as seen in Bree and the Shire).
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (W+kMI)
'Cause after a couple thousand years of chewing veggies, there ain't gonna be a good looking bunch left...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)
If you have their level of magic, you don't ever need to visit the dentist.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)
Bradshaw pretty much wrecked his arm in a playoff game against the Jets because he didn't want Chuck Noll to think he was a malingerer.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (y7DUB)
good intentions to be the perfect parent and create the perfect child.
By the time number two arrives we are tired and a bit more relaxed. If
we are blessed with a third child we have learned that nothing we do it
going to matter. Our children will grow up with baggage and hating us
and they will repeat the mistake of trying to be the perfect parent.
Posted by: katya the designated driver
I was number five.
So it was, "Whatever, don't call me from jail."
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 12:01 PM (DBI6f)
________
And Prunes are just failed Plums
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
OMG! This! Lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (vn9fl)
Great, my company's HQ is in Delaware.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (Ei/Kq)
Yeah, it is not a sudden injury, usually. It builds up for a while. When it finally tears, it takes your breath away because it literally feels like someone stabbed you in your elbow with a hot knife.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (N4tnI)
Sugar Smacks
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (M+Lyo)
I always liked when he would yell "OH YEAH!!!" and bust through a wall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
I rate this statement: TRUE.
I just remembered something. When I was little and stayed with my grandparents, the "cereal" they gave me was sliced bananas in a bowl of half-and-half.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (DjIxe)
Also, Axelrod has been sending up some warning flares. He sees what's coming and it ain't good.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (wxC/u)
would drop in a glass of water like Alka seltzer? But as a kid you
would just place it on your tongue instead.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
Fizzies!
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (M+Lyo)
Whatever happened to "Dig 'Em" the Frog anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (xfb67)
*******
Ulnar Collateral Ligament goes a little at a time & person thinks it is just Inflammation & then when it goes ! that is all she wrote
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)
The kool aid guy did that too... the 70s were tough on construction...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ugH/7)
I dunno. My firstborn does hate me. He recently turned 18, and he decided to "kick me out of his life." I hope to learn something from it - I have changed some in my approach to my second born - my daughter - because I do not want to lose her the same way.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (Zv1X1)
Corn Pops is a "Kaboom All Stars" cereal: it's right up there with the worst.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (6G4DD)
https://youtu.be/0R1-ZZTcTBY
Posted by: Cement Truck at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM
****
but mom is kinda milfy.
Posted by: Eiswein at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Did those ads stop right after the time of Jim Jones and the People's Temple murders?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 11:25 AM (DBI6f)
Pop Corn was a moonshiner in NC.....srsly.
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (X/Pw5)
https://youtu.be/0R1-ZZTcTBY
Posted by: Cement Truck at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (M2cWy)
A Sign of the Apocalypse, definitely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Sugar Smacks
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
Sugar Bear was Super Sugar Crisp. He couldn't get enough of em cuz they tasted so good to him.
Sugar Smacks was the stupid frog.
Posted by: x at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (W+kMI)
would drop in a glass of water like Alka seltzer? But as a kid you would just place it on your tongue instead.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lion
Not "Pop Rocks"?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (9VeU0)
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (wxC/u)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
I still get a craving.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (Zv1X1)
Corn Pops is a "Kaboom All Stars" cereal: it's right up there with the worst.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (6G4DD)
For some reason there was a whole subculture into Cap'n Crunch. I never understood that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (ujg0T)
Sheesh
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 12:10 PM (DjIxe)
Also, Axelrod has been sending up some warning flares. He sees what's coming and it ain't good.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (wxC/u)
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The fact that no one is listening should tell everyone that there is no guiding hand at the DNC anymore.
Clinton had it in 2016, probably with a heavy assist from Obama's people, but her loss, the capitulation to Bernie fans, and the ensuing infighting (remember the white woman who resigned because she wasn't diverse enough?) is causing nothing but chaos in the place of the strict order that was 2016.
No one can claim control yet. If we get a clear and early winner in the primary season, that will get papered over, but what if the fight just keeps going? What if Biden flames out by SC? What if the moderate voters largely stay home and the primary becomes absolutely nothing other than a bunch of radical chasing radical votes and that goes on for months?
The Democratic Party is on a precipice of complete destruction, and I think they realize it but can't stop it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (DjIxe)
Whole bunch of ag products. The "Ag market agreement" of FDR (yep, still in force) covered all sorts of stuff.
Can't believe it's still all in force.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (wxC/u)
As dumb as Gaylord is, I think he always realized Biden was a goof that appealed to some cartoonish stereotype he had about white voters. I doubt that having him on the ticket added many votes no matter what the "experts" say.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 12:14 PM (9VeU0)
Change the locks.
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2019 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 12:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ugH/7)
The problem is most people --at least the people who think like this--have ONE child anyway, so that kid is going to grow up with issues.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 12:17 PM (NFEMn)
When we were kids, a pepsi or coke was a weekend treat.
I hate the see that lady's dental bills for her kids!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 12:17 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
Wiki says he was born in 1944?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Ocasek
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Did those ads stop right after the time of Jim Jones and the People's Temple murders?
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Nope, the "Hey Kool-Aid!" ads lasted to the Nineties, as I can attest from watching children's programming then. Consumer brand loyalty to an inexpensive drink for the kiddies that wasn't cola survived an unfortunate association to a Marxist in shepherd's clothing and his brainwashed flock.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (W+kMI)
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I used to watch him on the Henry Winkler show called, "Better Late Than Never," I think it was called. They traveled to various countries and cultures of the world. Bradshaw had me in tears laughing so many times. I hated that the show ended.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (JoUsr)
would drop in a glass of water like Alka seltzer? But as a kid you would just place it on your tongue instead.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lion
............
Fizzies!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (so+oy)
Wheaties
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From my kid POV, Wheaties was the Fresca of cereals.
ah, yes. fresca. the only diet soda that tasted better when it was made with saccharin.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
Because he graduate from High School in 1963
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)
In all honesty none of my kids hate us but they all have loads of baggage and occasional resentment. How could this be? We planned and prayed and carried out our strategy of perfection so diligently. It simply seems to be the way of parents and their children. Now I am watching my children make the same declarations of perfect parenting with their children. I will now spoil my grandchildren outrageously and secretly enjoy watching them make my childrens lives a living hell.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:19 PM (ugH/7)
Posted by: RationalistYoda at September 16, 2019 12:19 PM (NBOA5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
Because he graduate from High School in 1963
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)
Maple Heights High School in Cleveland
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (N4tnI)
I saw O speak in person a few times. Despite the caricature that people created, you could see why people were drawn to him. He just had that gift, was articulate and seemed like a reasonable person.
In the end, he let his politics consume and ruin him.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (wxC/u)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:19 PM (ugH/7)
Some parents undertake to break rather than raise their kids.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (W+kMI)
THIS actually gives me faith in humanity in a strange way.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 12:20 PM (hN5g8)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Plager...Playger...Pliagar...Copycat at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
I would say that he was most likely born in 1944 and hated letting people know that even at the very start of his career he was twice the age of all of his fans. So he shaved 5 years off, a whole lot of entertainers do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)
I'm sure you're correct. Bradshaw and Noll had a pretty bad working relationship and there was NFW he was going to get a chance to rehab it at all, assuming that was even possible.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
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Let's find out. One, twooo, thhhrrreeeee, crunch. Roy Orcasck is three. Hey there is a chocolately center in here. Wow.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Me neither.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Flavor Aid at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: Ivan Simonov at September 16, 2019 12:22 PM (gmo/4)
500 Anyone else remember the flavored fizz tablets you
would drop in a glass of water like Alka seltzer? But as a kid you would just place it on your tongue instead.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lion
They were called Fizzies, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 12:23 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 12:23 PM (NFEMn)
'Cause after a couple thousand years of chewing veggies, there ain't gonna be a good looking bunch left...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)
If you have their level of magic, you don't ever need to visit the dentist.
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Elves were practically perfect in every way (physically), so no cavities. They weren't vegetarians either, as witnessed by all the hunting in the forest and the feasting at Elrond's house. Gildor's wandering company only had fruit and bread because they were not hunting, and properly baked bread and fresh fruit keep and travel for quite a bit.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:24 PM (W+kMI)
Our oldest rebelled in every way possible. My brother (who was the rebel in our family) told me that one day in her early to mid twenties would call up one day and tell us that we were right about everything. She did when she was 22. It was not the end of her shenanigans but perhaps the beginning of the end.
There is hope.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 16, 2019 12:25 PM (ugH/7)
For some reason there was a whole subculture into Cap'n Crunch. I never understood that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (ujg0T)
80 grit sandpaper ... for your mouth!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 12:25 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: Flavor Aid at September 16, 2019 12:21 PM (ZDXYb)
Lick 'Em Aid.
Or Lickem Aid. Not sure.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019 12:25 PM (cxIsI)
Whatever happened to "Dig 'Em" the Frog anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019
*
*
I think he went on to work for the WB TV Network.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 12:26 PM (ClOmq)
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Been through Delaware a few times while going to visit my sister's family in the northern cornfields. It's a nice place.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:26 PM (W+kMI)
And separately cereal like that, Sugar Smacks, etc. aka crack.
Posted by: micky at September 16, 2019 12:26 PM (nizGE)
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If you ever want to know what a breakfast of BBs would taste like, eat a bowl of them.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2019 12:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:16 PM (wzzJf)
Wiki says he was born in 1944?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Ocasek
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 12:18 PM (ujg0T)
Well, it seems obvious what most of the media did. I've seen it in several places showing he was 70. Even JJ. Sefton in the sidebar has him at 70. I guess it just depends on who you looked up first for a reference.
Posted by: Bill R. at September 16, 2019 12:28 PM (wzzJf)
there was a gangster gang leader named Cornpop and that Biden did face
him down at the local swimming pool.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist
Was he "Life Guarding" a la natural? The way he like to swim in front of his female Secret Service Agents? Cuz standing a brotha down like dat is ...saying somthing.
Posted by: Paladin at September 16, 2019 12:28 PM (KX5Wh)
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2019 12:30 PM (jusdg)
Posted by: Dr. Steve Brule at September 16, 2019 12:31 PM (bI44v)
I remember that they had Andy Devine on the box a lot. I think it sponsored a show he did or something.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 16, 2019
I have some dim memory of a kids' Western series, where Andy played the goofy sidekick. "Pecos Bill," or something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:39 AM (
Andy Devine had his own kids' show at one time.
"Flip your magic twanger, Froggy!"
Hiya,kids. Hiyahiyahiya!
Posted by: Sooner at September 16, 2019 12:35 PM (Fs5vw)
The gangsta's name was really KABOOM!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
And right there, Biden would have won the Moron vote by a landslide.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2019 12:42 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Gridlock at September 16, 2019 12:44 PM (z/vX9)
Posted by: GARY HAGLAND at September 16, 2019 01:15 PM (ft3FT)
stripe gun that shoots sugar to children.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 16, 2019 01:42 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (HPcI7)
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (HPcI7)
Posted by: Patriot349 at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (Jp34t)
If so, I'd be quite pleased to help Liv Tyler's elf character conceive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
Elrond Galt-Elven, for one. And his 3/4 elf daughter (Tyler's character).
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (RvWR/)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (wGqjj)
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