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#WokeCapitalism: 145 Corporate Executives Demand The Government Dismantle the 2nd Amendment
Obey your Corporate Overlords. They went to Good Colleges and support many pseudoconservative opinion journals and many on-the-payroll Senators.
"Doing nothing about America's gun violence crisis is simply unacceptable and it is time to stand with the American public on gun safety," the heads of 145 companies, including Levi Strauss, Twitter and Uber, say in the letter, which was shared with The New York Times.Meanwhile, Democrats are quietly angry at Blotto O'Rourke for giving a SPOILER to the gun-confiscation movie they're preparing. Spoiler: They confiscate your guns at the end.
One Democratic aide told me that if O’Rourke wanted to help with the gun debate he should end his “failing” presidential campaign and run for senate to help with the vote count. Bottom line: hill is not happy with that comment. . https://t.co/0XmxJnRV7N
— Lauren Fox (@FoxReports) September 13, 2019
.@CoryBooker on banning assault weapons: "Yeah, it’s mandatory. You have to set up a system to pull them off. But this idea, this imagery that the fearmongers and demagogues try to say of somehow armed police officers showing up & confiscating weapons, that’s the fear mongering." pic.twitter.com/KAw8gO8d6w
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 13, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 06:32 PM (arJlL)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 06:32 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 13, 2019 06:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 06:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Qf6sY)
Posted by: CliffClavin at September 13, 2019 06:33 PM (dyCMp)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 06:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2019 06:33 PM (ov5W2)
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (1g7ch)
Way to go, Democrats.
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (dSvao)
We can't have any of that pesky 'American pride' thing at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 06:34 PM (Y4EXg)
But we'll do it without using force, cuz we're nice and shit, not scary like the nazi's say we are.
We're the big government you want, not the big government you fear.
Suuure, Corey. We believe you.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
If I tell you I'm going to punch you in the face, and then someone else tells you that I said that I'm going to punch you in the face, is the person who told you 'fear mongering', or do you simply have a reasonable fear of me punching you in the face like I said I would?
Posted by: Tom at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (s0h8C)
Posted by: the Butcher at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (RuIsu)
"Thankfully, there's not enough support in Congress to do it."
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Tsshhh. Since when would Dems be stopped by insufficient support in Congress?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (13CQC)
The Canardian Traitor thought he had the Magic Power, and he Likes to Rock, but he will be taking a Magic Carpet Ride on a Silver Machine, straight to the Federal Pen.
Where he'll be Taking Care of Business by Working for the Weekend making big rocks into little ones.
Posted by: Sharkman
Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (ePjOB)
Um, how else is there to make it non-voluntary?
Unicorns.
Duh.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Tom at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (s0h8C)
Yes.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2019 06:36 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2019 06:37 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 06:37 PM (dSvao)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2019 06:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2019 06:37 PM (ov5W2)
The Canardian Traitor thought he had the Magic Power, and he Likes to Rock, but he will be taking a Magic Carpet Ride on a Silver Machine, straight to the Federal Pen.
Where he'll be Taking Care of Business by Working for the Weekend making big rocks into little ones.
Posted by: Sharkman
he'll be wishing he was switching to glide
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (KCxzN)
A lot of these are financial groups and services:
https://tinyurl.com/y4na8g62
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (kQs4Y)
The communists are all anti cop until it comes time to confiscate the citizens guns.
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (pkvuH)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (wGqjj)
The one most likely is that they tell us to turn in our guns and we say "F**k You" and they say "oh, okay".
It's the states going after guns that will the biggest hazard and after that will be big business sticking their nose in the whole thing and disabling the firearms sellers and manufactures from being able to do business.
There will be lawsuits over that that will probably win but in the meantime no guns for anyone.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:38 PM (cxIsI)
"We have evidence-based models of how to get this done. We must do the common sense things to get it done."
Well, thanks for clarifying, Mr. Booker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (13CQC)
If you can't accept FreeMarket Capitalism as superior to American Liberty ... well you will never be a true GOPe servant.
When our Founders worked out the Declaration and Constitution, what they really cared about was establishing a better East India Tea Company ... it had nothing to do with Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness being protected from Oligarchs, Kings and Dictators ...
/s
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lamp Posts of America at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)
but FUCK THEM, i'm not turning over a single weapon or a round of ammo.
there's no expiration date of my oath of enlistment and it clearly specifies "...all enemies, foreign and domestic..."
all that changes is that a different arm of the government kills me, instead of the VA.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (vZj1b)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
If everyone follows suit, Dicks won't matter.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: huerfano at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)
Sort of like not filing your income tax, they will argue failure to register constitutes a crime allowing seizure of firearms. The only fly in the ointment is Ginsberg's shaky health and for us, the brave Sir Roberts who might just run away from protecting the 2A.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (hqUZK)
But please, continue to run on oil dependency, no meat, no cars, no planes, gun grabbing and men using tampons. Just do it.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 06:39 PM (wXDpy)
Murder rate in Newark, NJ (per 100,000)
2006: 37.4 (US average 5.
2007: 37.1 (US average 5.7)
2008: 23.9 (US average 5.4)
2009: 28.7 (US average 5.0)
2010: 32.1 (US average 4.
2011: 33.8 (US average 4.7)
2012: 34.4 (US average 4.7)
2013: 40.3 (US average 4.5)
Mayor: C. Booker
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 06:40 PM (7rVsF)
That means leftism.
This is what fascism and socialism look like. It's not total government control of the means of production. It's near total control of those who do control the means of production.
Much simpler.
They aren't our countrymen.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2019 06:40 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 06:40 PM (dSvao)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2019 06:40 PM (lwiT4)
I could identify a handful at best... so, no. Don't care.
F'em.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bambi at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (Y274z)
--
Birmingham, AL had 100 homicides last year.
0% were committed by white males.
So we need to take everyone's guns.
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (dSvao)
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (32YRo)
But you guys are right, they won't outlaw guns, they'll just make the purchasing process so onerous that it will force good people to break laws, and that's when they will really tighten the screws.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:42 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Bambi at September 13, 2019 06:41 PM (Y274z)
She was delicious, kid.
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2019 06:42 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2019 06:42 PM (Y274z)
I remember that shit. And was livid with outrage that nothing much was said about how huge an outrage it was.
Yeah they're liable to try something like that this time.
And there's enough squishes in the Senate to let it become law. If Trump signs it it will his first and only mistake and his last.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:42 PM (cxIsI)
No, that happens in the middle. They round you up and put you on a train to the camps at the end.
Posted by: Paul at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (PMxE5)
I mean truly, that which they speak is *avant-garbage*.
Honestly, we should be encouraged for when the burning times come these idiots won't have a clue.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (a4qVe)
Pfft
Posted by: Crossbow at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (b1l+6)
Yeah, all those black teenagers in Chicago, Detroit, and Baltimore don't mean chit to these corporate goons.
But a white kid that is sick in the head go shootin', and it's all Burn the Constitution time.
I want these corporate traitors to be kilt slowly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (lwiT4)
Pleased to see that there is not a single company I do business with there.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (pkvuH)
Have some fun - search engine a number of the "CEOs" - and amazingly, quite a few are not "native" or even "American" citizens.
Funny, no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (RjYVG)
big business sticking their nose in the whole thing
Posted by: jakee308
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What's with these suits proclaiming that "something" must be "done"? Look for problems in your own companies, mannies*. Study a fucking Pareto chart.
* male nannies
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (13CQC)
I think the first question someone actually trying to make things better should ask, is if gun violence is on the rise or not. Are mass shootings, as horrible as they are, actually increasing compared to other eras when people were more circumspect about ending Constitutional freedoms. I read recently in a MSM article that "no one really knows" if these events are increasing or not. I find that odd. Why can't someone do the research and give us the plain facts?
Of course we should do what is just if it can prevent atrocities. But shouldn't the first step be finding out if these things are an epidemic or not? Again, stop all of them if you can, but at least give us the facts. We are big boys here.
It is telling that you never hear a gun control person claim there are ten times as many events as 30 years ago or something. They say it is an epidemic. Everything is an epidemic these days. If these politicians can solve gun violence simply be getting elected, why don't they go all the way and solve all violence?
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (n13/j)
Pfft
Posted by: Crossbow at September 13, 2019 06:43 PM (b1l+6)
--
What if Commie Pope outlaws crossbows?!?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (Y274z)
That seems expensive, just do it the chinese way.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (a4qVe)
Easier just to march 'em thru the desert. Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (6qErC)
Then we'll talk about guns. And the answer is still no.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 13, 2019 06:45 PM (nqSJh)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2019 06:45 PM (n8Jib)
Posted by: Decaf at September 13, 2019 06:45 PM (xarPm)
When it was said that there was no poverty in Norway, Milton Friedman said there was no poverty among Norwegian-Americans either.
Same thing with gun crime. It's a very, very localized problem mostly among certain non-European, non-Asian, non-Australian, non-Antarctican ethnic groups. But we can't say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (HPQLf)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (cxIsI)
He's talking about teh ghey again, isn't he?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (n8Jib)
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (hqUZK)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: grammie wing
Probably by playing - that's how they lose.
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (32YRo)
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or name of the beast, or number of his name.
Yeah, I wonder if its really about one man or the fucking left in general. They seem really big on shutting people out of the market place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
Friday Mystery lyrics: what's the song?
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 13, 2019 06:47 PM (zBsjL)
How long before these same CEOs call for the banning of "hate speech?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (aKsyK)
I think it's time to admit that corporations, especially the largest ones, depend on government and are therefore likely to come out with policies that reflect the politics they believe will win in the end.
That means leftism.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Something's going on with this corporate leftism. I think it's something like you said, they stick their finger in the wind and -- instead of projecting ten years ahead, they go back ten years. It's safer than being on the cutting edge, which is Trumpism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2019 06:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
And heve them tell zombie Levi Strauss, because he obviously did not get the memo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (RjYVG)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (aKsyK)
Start in the ghetto, where the gun violence problem almost entirely localized.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (wXDpy)
"Sounds constitutional to me!"
-John Roberts
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2019 06:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 06:50 PM (RjYVG)
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2019 06:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 06:44 PM (kQs4Y)
Arm all altar boys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Liberty at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (SAswH)
Posted by: Ever at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (H8QX8)
either a chip in your hand or facial recognition apps and a refusal to take cash and a lot of people will be screwed.
And that's just the way big business and Big tech want it.
You can see the roots in China but there at least they have the excuse that it's a homogeneous society and pretty much was being run in a similar manner of the community knowing who were the troublemakers and so making it hard for them to do more harm.
The social scoring was a natural off shoot of their society anyway.
That's not going to work well here or at least not in rural areas that means the urbanites will force it on everyone. If they can.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM (zBsjL)
If they are too big to avoid they should be smashed into small pieces and auctioned off.
Posted by: XXX Root Beer at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM (WSavC)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM (2Mnv1)
Tito kept the Soviets out of Yugoslavia because weapons were plentiful and widely dispersed.
Posted by: Miklos, there is precedent at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM (ePjOB)
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 06:53 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 06:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Pacos Mojo at September 13, 2019 06:53 PM (pV4s0)
Cory will personally knock on doors of men's room stalls. Don't wait for him. He might be there awhile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:53 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2019 06:53 PM (ed8K1)
China is very far from homogeneous.
Posted by: Miklos, we have both kinds, Szechuan AND Cantonese at September 13, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A wide stance on guns?
Posted by: Miklos, this is my rifle, this is my gun at September 13, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (cxIsI)
WE are on the offensive, they are going crazy. We have to press our advantages ... they are on the defensive and looking crazy ... once more into the gap ... they don't have cannons to the left of us, cannons to the right ... they have crazies being revealed as jokers and liars, stuttering old leftists with loose facelifts and falling dentures.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (VNmG1)
Hang the bastards now.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (nRj4F)
Posted by: Corey Booker
Yeah, but they've got the Royals and Angels coming up - so, snack time.
Unfortunately, the Yankees have to do Toronto, and they never play that crap team well
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 06:55 PM (dSvao)
Posted by: stumck at September 13, 2019 06:56 PM (IpZ/y)
Leftist "Common Sense" = "Tyranny"
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 06:56 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 06:56 PM (wXDpy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2019 06:56 PM (Zv1X1)
Probably correct, but the key word there is "most." There will be enough people who will be more than happy to shoot it out. What percentage will refuse? 5%? 10%? A quick search suggested that there may be 40 to 50 million households with firearms. If just 5% refuse, and do so violently, then we are talking about potentially millions of dead and wounded cops, assuming that the government doesn't back down.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 06:57 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)
And nobody, but nobody, can express that manifest truth directly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (qgh3L)
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)
That's my all time favorite song:
https://youtu.be/sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 06:52 PM
there is (or was) a rocumentary on netflix about the Kings; it's worth watching if you can find it
IIRC, the title is "The Kings: Anatomy of a One Hit Wonder"
the band all seemed pretty self-effacing about it, plus they play the song about eleventeen times during the film
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (KCxzN)
Fuck all of these people.
And I'll bet I'm good for at least five before they get me. I'll have home field advantage, and I try to always live in places with a single approach.
*reminds self to buy ingredients for chlorine gas, full face respirator*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (5aX2M)
The Founders put it right there on that paper they wrote with instructions.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (2DOZq)
You can see the roots in China but there at least they have the excuse that it's a homogeneous society
China is very far from homogeneous.
Posted by: Miklos, we have both kinds, Szechuan AND Cantonese at September 13, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)
They hate really smart gay people?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (PGbro)
In other words, the sort of stuff that the ICE should probably be trying, but isn't.
They are convinced they are right, so they won't hesitate from doing all this and more. All accompanied by a propaganda campaign to cover up any "mistakes".
Posted by: PG at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (iqCkn)
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (90T4r)
Not here in Rape County, Maryland. It isn't 8 rapes by illegals in 6 weeks that is the problem, it is that evil ICE.
Posted by: the county formerly known as Montgomery county, MD at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (wXDpy)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (d3y38)
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)
I figured "we" meant "every single one of us on this stage." Probably true, but I doubt most of them wanted it mentioned, straight out, like that.
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (EPqyT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 06:58 PM (5aX2M)
Geneva Convention !! Geneva Convention !!!
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (2DOZq)
There will be enough people who will be more than happy to shoot it out.
What percentage will refuse? 5%? 10%? A quick search suggested that
there may be 40 to 50 million households with firearms. If just 5%
refuse, and do so violently, then we are talking about potentially
millions of dead and wounded cops, assuming that the government doesn't
back down.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 06:57 PM (nu45M)
They mostly won't refuse, they just won't comply. The guns won't be there to be seized.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: OCBill at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (df+Zi)
AltonJackson, really neat person told me they are making your MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 06:56 PM]/i]
cool, we'll bring an extra ukulele
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: FretlessT at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (uDTP4)
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 07:01 PM (KCxzN)
First time they played the song in front pf a live crowd they almost got run out of the place, IIRC.
Then the song caught on.
Classic Rock.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (ePjOB)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (wXDpy)
Posted by: dagny
Probably the only upside to the left shitting on the cops. "You want us to do what? LOL, go F yourself."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (PGbro)
This is the hill to die on.
"C'mon you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever!" GySgt Dan Daley.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)
Still worth going to the letter itself, to see the list, to know where not to shop. But I'm probably not buying anything from "Impossible Foods" anyway.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 06:57 PM (nu45M)
it is called the 3% Movement, in honor of the percentage of Colonists that actually turned against the British.
sorry, III%.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, student historian at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...AOShq, the final frontier at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (vQY7q)
Trump's MAGA is the closest we've had to a plan, but it is almost entirely economic.
Trump needs to become a wartime president, like Lincoln.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (H8QX8)
The Left doesn't understand that the only thing stopping us from a civil war right now is...
President Donald Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (zBsjL)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (nRWPy
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I'll be tanned, rested, and ready for game day.
This is my line.
I have a kid on the way. He won't live in a communist dictatorship. Not even if I have to die to stop it. No fucking way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 07:04 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 13, 2019 07:04 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Don't tread on me. at September 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (MAsS4)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 13, 2019 07:00 PM (EPqyT)
Oh, yeah, it IS THAT BAD!
Posted by: Roswell Maddow and the gang at MSNBC at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
This is how you get another Killdozer. When you take away a man's ability to exist, when you put his back against a wall, he will have no concerns about taking out as many of his enemies as he can before he dies.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (6OoFY)
I'm intrigued by the idea that we are going to wait for them to show up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (yQpMk)
DO IT.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (WdocV)
They don't seem to understand that a lot of soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines won't take kindly to an order to disarm their friends and families back home by force, and kill them if they resist.
Posted by: Paul at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (PMxE5)
I've got to continue my education re firearms. I need to get one and learn to use it while it's still possible.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison
It's pretty much a point and click interface. HT Futurama.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (PGbro)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (d3y38)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (TdMsT)
I suggest you do, and buy something appropriate for you, personally. First gun suitability is huge deal.
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (wXDpy)
Posted by: I.G. Farben at September 13, 2019 07:06 PM (EgshT)
Y'all shoulda been more concerned about immigration 10-15 years ago. Oh right we were...but the GOP lied and lied to us.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:07 PM (thQkh)
Remember way back when Hugo Chavez sent out his red-shirted goons to make Everyone voted for him in his last sham election?
Remember how Chavez's red-shirted goons were beating people in the streets?
Does the Left, here, really think that shit will fly here?
Do the Democrats really believe we'll accept a Leftist dictator in the White House (for life) and a Leftist Congress?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 13, 2019 07:07 PM (zBsjL)
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 07:07 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: PabloD at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (F1m5e)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (d3y38)
Posted by: Quilp at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 07:09 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... boldly going somewhere...as soon as I find my keys at September 13, 2019 07:09 PM (vQY7q)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 13, 2019 07:09 PM (6OoFY)
We've long suffered "evil corporation" rhetoric from the Left. It's important to understand that the CEOs of large corporations, which are Kafkian bureaucracies, are quite likely to lean left. Henry Ford isn't running the company that bears his name anymore.
By the way, that doesn't mean that corporations aren't evil. Just that they are not naturally "right wing." Their conservatism is of a very different ass-covering kind.
Posted by: Caliban at September 13, 2019 07:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 13, 2019 07:02 PM (sgHEm)
Likewise for Beyond Meat. Also, for anyone still willing to pay to see Episode 9, JJ Abrams signed the letter.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 13, 2019 07:09 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2019 07:10 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (7Mikj)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 13, 2019 07:03 PM (TdMsT)
--
If you just want a gun an AR is very user friendly. Low recoil, simple, and lots of fun. You can get a good one for under $500, too.
https://tinyurl.com/y28va5ol
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (dSvao)
Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Everything in the Constitution is subject to change by amendment, that's the whole point.
Amendments also intentionally have a very high hurdle to passing, which is why Democrats mostly ignore them and just try to claim extra-Constitutional authority for themselves.
Posted by: Sjg at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (gDSJf)
https://youtu.be/sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: Sharkman
Nah - Lit - 1999 - My Own Worse Enemy
Pretty much describes everyone's college life...
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (W4jkE)
Do the Democrats really believe we'll accept a Leftist dictator in the White House (for life) and a Leftist Congress?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
They believe enough will.
"To overcome our enemies we must have our own socialist militarism. We must carry along with us 90 million out of the 100 million of Soviet Russia's population. As for the rest, we have nothing to say to them. They must be annihilated." - Grigory Zinoviev, 1918
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 13, 2019 07:08 PM (d3y3
...is a Toyota made in Alabama or Tennessee or Kentucky.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:11 PM (W4jkE)
Dont have sex!
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 13, 2019 07:12 PM (6OoFY)
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 07:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (H8QX
Dan, I think you're wrong on this. There seem to be plenty of us older-than-29s who have lived a good life and might think that 1) we have a chance and 2) if we don't, it'd be a way to go that might give others a chance.
Sure, I'd like to see grandkids and grow old with Mrs. Red, but 2A is the hill on which to make your enemies die.
Even assuming just a few percent hold out, as someone said upthread, that's a metric sh*t ton of shooters out there.
Posted by: RI Red at September 13, 2019 07:12 PM (PmjOn)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Just pick one and make an example of them. Then move on to another. Most stockholders don't vote, and a lot of these companies are small enough it wouldn't be all that hard to win a vote if there was an organized movement to do so. Shareholders stage these sorts of interventions to force management changes all the time, but it is usually lead by a hedge fund guy etc...
Some of these companies on the list have less than 500 employees and not all that huge a stock float. I know this won't happen, but it is perfectly doable.
Posted by: Thatch at September 13, 2019 07:13 PM (ktoa7)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)
I would have them over one at a time for a week so they can see how things are in flyover country. They have no idea. Dumbasses.
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 13, 2019 07:13 PM (IgNsz)
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2019 07:10 PM (n13/j)
Isn't she going to the Texas MoMe? Her training will be better than any NRA instructor could imagine, plus there will be awesome food. And stories. Lots of stories.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)
I think he's open and receptive to this red-flag bullshit.
I wish he'd try that line out at a Trump Rally, "I'll bring you a good Red Flag bill, the best!" just so that he'd understand that this shit don't fly with his base.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 07:14 PM (pyXW1)
Two the Left it's a twofer. They get dead patriots and dead cops.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2019 07:14 PM (EgshT)
Yaphet Kotto was a great Bond villain. He's never so busy that he can't pause and have a good laugh. I'm taking notes.
*lair
*shark tank
*henchfiends
*simple but elegant suit
*lasers
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 07:15 PM (PGbro)
Or, you can drop $3K on work of art. But, there's nowhere to stick your dick in it, and you get to wait a year for the ATF allow to take possession of your can.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at September 13, 2019 07:15 PM (7Mikj)
I have known what they wanted for a few years, listen what they say it's always at the end of that slippery slope.
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)
I've always known what they want. They're soviets, always have been. They're just being a tad more obvious.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 07:15 PM (nRWPy)
Compliance in a democratic country requires a respected rule of law and about half of the population believes that between the illegal voting, the attempted coup, numerous examples of widespread unlawful Dem behavior such as fantifa, sanctuary for illegals, that the rule of law is dead. Coincidentally, this same proportion is probably about 80 percent correlated with firearm owners.
Unfortunately, Beto may be this century's John Brown and I can see Brave Sir Justice Roberts standing in for Roger Taney. In that case, we are just a few years what will be calle the future unpleasantness. Or if we are lucky--Trump channels Andrew Jackson and gets us a few more years but the union is broken when roughly one quarter of the population wants a civil rights organization (NRA) that is not violent in the least--outlawed because it vexes them.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (hqUZK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (zBsjL)
I think he's open and receptive to this red-flag bullshit.
I wish he'd try that line out at a Trump Rally, "I'll bring you a
good Red Flag bill, the best!" just so that he'd understand that this
shit don't fly with his base.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 07:14 PM
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A bunch of people on here thought Trump was caving on amnesty, but that didn't happen.
Trump is playing with the dems because he knows they will never agree to anything.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (wXDpy)
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (UUkQp)
Asking for multiple friends. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)
...,
I hope you are correct.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 07:17 PM (pyXW1)
The "blow him up like a balloon" bit ruined the whole scene though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Asking for multiple friends. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (Y4EXg)
A 2nd Amendment key party
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:18 PM (W4jkE)
Hello, old white man number 1 who has never worked a real job but has armed bodyguards, and hi, old white man number 2 who also has never worked a real job but also has armed bodyguards, and finally, hi, old white woman, who lied to get into school.
And yet, I cannot participate in what was my favorite knitting hangout because the skinny soy boy who runs the place decided I am a white supremacist.
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 13, 2019 07:19 PM (IgNsz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... boldly going somewhere...as soon as I find my keys at September 13, 2019 07:19 PM (vQY7q)
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um...
name one conservative issue that you were iron clad on a few years ago that you're not now afraid of even talking about in public
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:19 PM (thQkh)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (wXDpy)
Have a great time, LadyL. You're in good hands.
A post-shooting report is due the Horde after you return.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (6OoFY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Ah, no, man.
That's the best. A great payoff to a bad villain.
You can't prefer some bullshit like where Bond shoots Drax in "Moonraker"
Bang. He's dead.
"I'm afraid I've blown my wad." or whatever lame ass thing he says at that point.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (n8Jib)
that you're not now afraid of even talking about in public
Quite a few and none, respectively.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)
Also looking into another Glock or XD, Ahh I will use the healing power of and.
Will probably have to also get another nice long range blot action.
Maybe even a ....
Thanks to Trump's economy I can afford them. At least the dog eater made it a bit harder to get my wish list.. but still did.
I fully expect a very, very large spike in gun and ammo sales the likes that we have never seen even under Preezy Shit Midas.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: drerbrererd at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (RK5+l)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (hKi6n)
let's roll.
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2019 07:16 PM (UUkQp)
in the context of stealing citizen's guns, the left had better hope that citizens never have to say this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
That sounds like a reasonable number, which assuming a lowball of 40 million households worth firearms would put our number at roughly 1.2 million households. That's a lot of dead and maimed people. However, I suspect that after the first few shootouts the rank and file cops would tell the brass, "Get bent, I ain't getting killed for this, you go do it yourself."
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (nu45M)
You're talking to JROD here. If he gets tired from benching 240 and lies back to take a breather, some hot blonde always tries to jump on his lap.
A cursed life, is the life of JROD.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (7Mikj)
/s
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (HaL55)
Trump is playing with the dems because he knows they will never agree to anything
*********
I have your same concern about the 2nd and Trump. His daughter and husband have his ear and I believe that both are bleeding hearts when it comes to the 2nd.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (USw3U)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
Yea, CNN is bad. Really bad. Watch us instead. We are SANE! TOTALLY COMPLETELY SANE!!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? ARE YOU!! YOU BETTER!! STOP IT!! WHY YOU STOP!!! I'M SANNNNEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: MSNBC, screaming at clouds at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... boldly going somewhere...as soon as I find my keys at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (vQY7q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)
LOL
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)
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Five minutes. Just replace a few words in the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 07:24 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2019 07:24 PM (ed8K1)
On of the signers is his son inlaw's brother. That would seem awkward to me but I don't move in those circles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:18 PM (W4jkE)
Instead, stop at the closest bar, and drink until midnight.
Then take an Uber home, because you are now too drunk. But your car will be there in the morning.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)
Defense Training International (Farnam) and Rangemasters (Givens) are two recognized traveling trainers that go across country to help folks get the training that they need and both of these organizations are run by husband-wife teams. Google them.
Also, there is probably a project Appleseed in your state that is a low cost two day training opportunity around the year in most of the country on a regular basis. The std. is a .22 LR to keep costs low but they do permit high powered rifles at some locations which they will specify.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 07:25 PM (hqUZK)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 13, 2019 07:25 PM (0V/8D)
That sounds like a reasonable number, which assuming a lowball of 40
million households worth firearms would put our number at roughly 1.2
million households. That's a lot of dead and maimed people. However, I
suspect that after the first few shootouts the rank and file cops would
tell the brass, "Get bent, I ain't getting killed for this, you go do it
yourself."
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM
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Plus don't forget that the Military and Police will be part of that 3%.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2019 07:25 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:27 PM (USw3U)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 13, 2019 07:28 PM (Yn6WC)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:18 PM (W4jkE)
I had a close one today. I was heading to work this morning, driving down my road at 60 mph. A large oak tree fell across the road right in front of me. Stood on the brakes and ended up hitting it at low speed. Guy behind me stopped to check on me and said I should play the lottery today because I was a second away from being a pancake.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 07:28 PM (uDh3k)
That sounds like a reasonable number, which assuming a lowball of 40 million households worth firearms would put our number at roughly 1.2 million households. That's a lot of dead and maimed people. However, I suspect that after the first few shootouts the rank and file cops would tell the brass, "Get bent, I ain't getting killed for this, you go do it yourself."
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (nu45M)
The 3% was of the total population. So that would be more like 9.9 million people, if the US is now at 330 million people.
But your point still stands. Which is the point.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)
Plus don't forget that the Military and Police will be part of that 3%.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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The military, yes. The police, I wonder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:29 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: drerbrererd at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (RK5+l)
Go out to the balcony and fire off two blasts!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2019 07:29 PM (NWiLs)
I call bullshit.
Fork over the list or go home.
PS... it's fake news.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2019 07:29 PM (3H9h1)
I am a red- blooded American. My family is staunchly Christian
conservative going back generations. There was a time where I would
agree in strong support of and few limits on the firearms we can own.
Under trump, his violent rhetoric and white supremacy has spurred right
wing violence to unprecedented levels. I, a white male, am afraid to
walk down the street for fear a lunatic from the far right will shoot up
my block because it happens to be home to a few homosexual families.
This has given this conservative pause to reflect on what my support of
this 18th century relic of a "right" is doing to our friends and
neighbors. It is beyond time we put aside the antiquated second
amendment and return ourselves to a civil, inclusive society. That is
true conservatism.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)
LOL GF David French
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 07:29 PM (nRWPy)
A strong faction of police and military sympathise with the Oath Keepers. They'll resist orders to forcibly disarm a peaceful citizen militia like the Brady ranch. But if word gets out that the militia is "racist" or - here's a catchword - "harbours racist elements" - I'd not trust the police or military to hold their fire.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)
******
Yes, I dont remember his name, but Jared's brother is known as a hardcore liberal.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:30 PM (USw3U)
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 13, 2019 07:30 PM (IgNsz)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:27 PM (USw3U)
I think you're right to be concerned, and we shouldn't be complacent about this at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Too big to fail BofA and Citibank opted out of signing, but they're on my shite list anyway.
The freaking comments on the NYT look like professional seminar callers/commenters with the "I'm a gun owner/2nd Amendment supporter BUT... Common sense gun control/Background Checks/Red Flag Laws can only save us from this crisis"
Crisis? What crisis?
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 07:30 PM (Z1ykJ)
I have your same concern about the 2nd and Trump. His daughter and husband have his ear and I believe that both are bleeding hearts when it comes to the 2nd.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:23 PM (USw3U)
Yes, but I also believe that Trump knows very well what his crowds do when he says he will protect their 2nd Amendment rights.
I believe it is burned into his brain.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miklos, we have both kinds, Szechuan AND Cantonese at September 13, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)
They hate really smart gay people?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You mean homogenerous.
I do, anyway.
Posted by: Fierce, fierce Cory B. at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
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as a society, the left has been trying to make "punch nazis" morally acceptable so their police are ok following the orders to kill anyone who is a white supremacist. You know, white people who just woke up and realized they're in Maoist America.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (thQkh)
Of course most of the company names on the list are things you've probably never heard of.
Posted by: Stu-22 at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (zEFV1)
Posted by: morigu at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I feel when I read your responses to the fine folks here, I need a copy of "Obscure references and what the hell they're based on.".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 07:31 PM (PGbro)
Ok pussy butt shiny thing give me two specific examples of anything that even resembles what you fear. Or you can just spew sound bites. Everyone has the right to an opinion but if it's not an informed opinion my response is LOLGF
Posted by: Sock Monkey... boldly going somewhere...as soon as I find my keys at September 13, 2019 07:32 PM (vQY7q)
Ruby Ridge was tarred as "white separatist" or whatever; the word "white" was mentioned, so it was open season. The Oregon fiasco was a mess but it was, at least, a bloodless mess; because although they tried to smear Brady as a white supremacist, he wasn't, and everyone knew it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2019 07:32 PM (n13/j)
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You are right. They willl protect their jobs/pensions. At least until they meet real violent resistance and their lives are truly at risk. The military purged many of the senior NCO's and company grade officers and replaced them with yes men and women. LEO will shoot your dog without giving it a second thought.
To survive this, we will have to fight back like we mean it. Threats won't work.
Posted by: Drc at September 13, 2019 07:32 PM (0R8lo)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 13, 2019 07:32 PM (6tv3e)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:27 PM (USw3U)
Yup....every once in awhile on the interwebs I come across some jagoff FBI/ATF/Fed asswipe who has a pic posted of them posing in the aftermath of Waco or Ruby Ridge being all proud of killing their fellow Americans.
Scum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: BFD at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (AblqH)
Going door to door and taking civilians' guns sounds like a cop's fantasy to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (13CQC)
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Or they could size things up and say "nope, now all the people with guns are against this. Change the policy," in the first place.
They want to live, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: rachel corrie at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)
I agree with your assessment, and thank you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (uDh3k)
here, I need a copy of "Obscure references and what the hell they're
based on.".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Seriously? The statement was as clear as a lake of subcritical Venusian methane.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)
You're supposed to be a married white suburban woman who is shocked and terrified by trump's playboy lifestyle and mean tweets, plus the white supremacism and ... I don't know maybe Charlottesville.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (thQkh)
Tens of thousands of illegal immigrants flooding our border is not a crisis.
Got it!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (zEFV1)
Posted by: dagny
This is the screed of an insane person - someone that needs help. Wasn't French an officer in the Army? - God help him, and the military needs to screen against this type of crazy self-indulgence, No one, I mean no one, wants to be in a fox hole with David French when the platoons life is on the line...
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*******
LOL!
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (USw3U)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (thQkh)
Ruined tiki torches for good, they did.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
A shotgun is not that useful without regular training with it as jams can occur in semi-autos if you leave them alone and pump actions can be short stroked and these cannot be fired at a lot of indoor ranges in suburban and urban areas. The recoil from 12 gage can be hard to take by those with short stature and slugs overpenetrate in places like apartments. A 20 gage is better in the recoil department but still has the overall firing power of two 44 mag shells going off at the same time (ht mas ayoob) and these are often available in youth stocks for small statured folks.
If you live in a suburban area, things like the AR, a pistol cartridge carbine, or a regular bolt action or lever action rifle in a .223 or higher cartridge can be useful. Antigun areas generally allow for now lever guns or bolt action rifles that can be fired pretty quickly with practice and a lot less sturm and drang.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (hqUZK)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I volunteer for such smithing of the words.
Posted by: Miklos on call at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (wiXsO)
Oh according to Erin Barnett, Mike Pence "seized" on Beto's remark. Imagine a Republican saying something about that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (hqUZK)
Bwahaha, I love when they do short timelines.
Idiot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (r+sAi)
would be too visible and too dangerous. How they would go about it is
the government would contact the non-complying gun-owners employer,
bank, school, credit card company, internet provider, etc. and pressure
them to sever services/relationships with that individual until they
comply. It could get really bad.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 13, 2019 07:28 PM
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Uh how are they going to know who actually owns guns?
This liberal gun confiscation scheme will only work if the Federal Government conducts house to house searches for firearms. That did not work out well for the British and it won't work well this time either.
You need to face facts. CT had a 15% compliance rate with their new "assault weapon" registration law. The difference there is that the State knows who did and more importantly, who did not comply with the law because they have a gun registration data base that goes back to 1993.
And they have not arrested a single person who failed to comply with the law even though they know exactly what guns they have and where they live.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2019 07:36 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2019 07:36 PM (i/wJA)
Oh according to Erin Barnett, Mike Pence "seized" on Beto's remark. Imagine a Republican saying something about that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:35 PM (13CQC)
We point out their dictatorial intentions using their own words, and it's "pouncing," "seizing," "fear-mongering," or "demagoguery."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)
Because circumventing zoning law to turn a residential property into a motel is such an important civil right.
Posted by: Sjg at September 13, 2019 07:36 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
heh
Posted by: los illegales at September 13, 2019 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)
DO IT.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2019 07:05 PM (WdocV)
Conspiring to violate civil rights.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 07:37 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2019 07:37 PM (lwiT4)
So AOC said Miami will not exist in a few years due to climate warming.
Bwahaha, I love when they do short timelines.
Idiot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Did she really say that? I know that's in her fantasy film about life without the Green Nude Eeel, but did she just say it again live?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:37 PM (13CQC)
vehicles on seperate occasions, both on a Friday the 13th. I still have
to drive home from work right now and that's an hour and a half commute.
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 07:18 PM (W4jkE)
I had a close one today. I was heading to work this morning,
driving down my road at 60 mph. A large oak tree fell across the road
right in front of me. Stood on the brakes and ended up hitting it at
low speed. Guy behind me stopped to check on me and said I should play
the lottery today because I was a second away from being a pancake.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 07:28 PM (uDh3k)
Man that's scary. I finally got a dash cam because it's getting so crazy out there (CA). About 4 months ago I was on the freeway and a you-know-who had neglected to tie down the scrap wood in his pickup truck, the wind picked up a 4x8 sheet of plywood and like a frisbee, when sailing - right at my face. I accelerated and it cleared my roof by inches. He was too busy texting to look up and took the exit before I could catch his attention.
Then just 2 weeks go, another one had forgotten to put the tailgate up on his truck, and a lawnmower rolled out in the fast lane about 4 cars ahead of me. Dodged that one as well. If something happens, hopefully the camera can get the plate - although chances of them having a license, registration and laughably insurance are probably pretty low.
Can't sue a tree, but certainly the property owners or city... I'd be pissed
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: El Mikloso at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't forget that the goal of every cop is to go home after his shift. If things get hot, there will be a good number of cops who will back out of that duty because they'd rather be alive.
This also assumes as pointed out earlier today that those willing to fight back would stay on the defensive. If they decide to go on offense, who knows what would happen, particularly once they find the home addresses of the local authorities.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Cruz, a lunatic kid protected by Obama's diversity can't be punished school policies.
James H. in DC, crazy liberal
BLM guy in Dallas
some fucking muslims here and there
[lists a bunch of other crazy liberals]
and one actual rightwinger in El Paso.
so, obviously the right is to blame.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:39 PM (thQkh)
Bwahaha, I love when they do short timelines.
Idiot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Did she really say that? I know that's in her fantasy film about life without the Green Nude Eeel, but did she just say it again live?
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AOC and her illiterate type of democrat fellow runners can't even name the model they're using to say these things.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (thQkh)
It's great so see the press being so non-judgmental about something for a change.
Sure these people are killing themselves & others by spreading something that the press has called an "epidemic" for the past 30 years. Who are we to judge? It's not like they're vaping or smoking or playing violent video games or buying a gun or voting Republican or proud of their country or homeschooling their kids or eating salt or burning coal or eating red meat or drinking soda or using straws. They're just having a good time! None of our business.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (97clb)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2019 07:34 PM (ed8K1)
the fake leftie callers will restate the leftist talking points by asking in the form of a question instead of making a statement.
I blame Alex Trebek.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)
it should be disqualifying but they have found along with hollywood ,the MSM , pollsters among others, there is no penalty for bad behavior
Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Splunge
Material for my stand up comedy routine. It beats the accounting jokes I used to tell. Nobody gets those
Posted by: Sock Monkey... boldly going somewhere...as soon as I find my keys at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (vQY7q)
Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (nFwvY)
250 If you don't own a gun, get a shotgun to defend your home first. In my opinion, that is the most important function.
Posted by: drerbrererd at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (RK5+l)
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Those rifled slugs can kill.
Posted by: Dead Bears all over the Forest at September 13, 2019 07:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 07:41 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 13, 2019 07:41 PM (wpJDK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
Yes. YES. Yaaaaasss, as they say.
The Second Amendment is, in my eyes, a Forever Clause situation. Like in Honduras whose Constitution forbids a politician even TALKING about creating a dictator-for-life. (This is how Zelaya got BTFO. It's a sore point with me because supporting the Honduras Constitution at Charles' Mansion is how I got banned out of there.)
If you are subverting the First or Second Amendments, you are an enemy of the people in my book. They should each end with codicils "except for attempts to amend these amendments".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 07:42 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 13, 2019 07:42 PM (hKi6n)
Can't sue a tree, but certainly the property owners or city... I'd be pissed
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (Z1ykJ)
My road is through a forest. The land on either side is privately owned but no residences. The tree that fell was in the right of way for the township road I was on. Like thousands of others. Sue the township? If I was squished, maybe Chani would. As it is, I am I damaged.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 07:43 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:44 PM (nu45M)
so, obviously the right is to blame.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:39 PM (thQkh)
That El Paso "rightwinger" was killing people to save the Earth. How is that "right wing"?
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2019 07:44 PM (i/wJA)
Ditto in Connecticut and NJ.
They already have a bigger problem than they realize.
None of the reasoning here from these corporate quislings holds up to the slightest intellectual scrutiny, constitutional test or true cause for these issues.
They are going to be some of the first places people burn down when the time comes.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2019 07:44 PM (8ts9m)
We point out their dictatorial intentions using their own words, and it's "pouncing," "seizing," "fear-mongering," or "demagoguery."
Posted by: Insomniac
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Beto: "HELL YES, we're going to use deprive you of a Constitutional right by FORCE!!" *applause*
Pence: "That's dangerous and unconstitutional."
Erin Barnett: "My God, you wouldn't believe what happened and what was said in our very country. Pence SEIZED on Beto's remark!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 07:44 PM (13CQC)
Can't sue a tree, but certainly the property owners or city... I'd be pissed
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (Z1ykJ)
My road is through a forest. The land on either side is privately owned but no residences. The tree that fell was in the right of way for the township road I was on. Like thousands of others. Sue the township? If I was squished, maybe Chani would. As it is, I am Undamaged.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 07:45 PM (uDh3k)
Re AOC stating that Miami will be under water in a few years: what a fecking piece of pestilence that woman is! Sure; I see all the ocean front property owners in Brickell and Miami Beach running around in panic mode trying to unload their properties for a pittance!/s
Pleeeeeease!
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:46 PM (USw3U)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:38 PM (nu45M)
and this makes it a whole new ball game.
I'd prefer to never find out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
Didn't the dystopian future have big corps running our lives in a fascist state. Well, it's almost here.
Posted by: Eddie Baby
I believe "None dare call it conspiracy" nailed that.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2019 07:47 PM (PGbro)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 07:48 PM (USw3U)
CA is already planning to force Lyft and Uber to bend over.
DoorDash was another signature to it.
Strangely, I'm not at all invested in efforts to defend the "gig economy" from bureaucratic hell right now.
Posted by: Sjg at September 13, 2019 07:49 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (nu45M)
Already happening. CPD is in 'fetal mode'. Chicago cops will NOT get killed for Lightgroot.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 13, 2019 07:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 13, 2019 07:22 PM (nu45M)
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this is America, it will be all black ribbons and never again and revenge against those who fought back.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 07:51 PM (thQkh)
It's the rubber skin, isn't it.
Posted by: Infiltration Units at September 13, 2019 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sockless Joe at September 13, 2019 08:05 PM (igJyY)
Posted by: Michael F Gordon at September 13, 2019 08:09 PM (8mIVe)
Posted by: just do something at September 13, 2019 08:22 PM (0hOKG)
They ALL say: "Eff these a-holes. Ain't giving mine up."
Your move, a-holes...
Posted by: using a proxy for this one at September 13, 2019 08:26 PM (hnQOz)
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The American public wants to keep their gun rights. That's why legislation doesn't get passed, or gets reversed later if it does. They're standing against the public, who by being armed, or even existing, make these sniveling elitists feel unsafe behind their guards and walls.
Agenda 21 is popular with the elite-- if we're concentrated into high-rises and have no cars, and they're out in the country in surrounded by fences and hundreds of square miles of nature, it will really keep the smelly regular people at a safe distance.
The more they try to disarm us, the more we need to be armed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 13, 2019 08:31 PM (1RlY2)
Posted by: Strabo at September 13, 2019 08:46 PM (RmF9z)
The NRA needs to be putting out ads showing how the Bolsheviks, then the Nazis, then the Maoists and every follow on leftist political tyrant group all sang from the same deceitful "public safety" propaganda book. The same damnable book these tyrant leftists are using now.
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