Critics Who Initially Gave Chappelle a 0%, and the AOC Fluffer Film "Knock Down the House" 100%, Now Give 100% Approval to a Super-Woke, Not-Even-Disguised Attack on "Trumpites"

Roundhead Rian Johnson, also known as Ruin Johnson, is the man who gave us Vice Admiral Gender Studies and her Woke Hair-Do and decided to turn Luke Skywalker into a cowardly mess so as to make the Strong, Powerful Women in his movie even Stronger and even Powerfuller.

By the way: We sure don't have enough Strong, Powerful Women in movies these days, do we?

Anyway, he's made a movie which its most enthusiastic supporters brand an SJW Woke-Fast and a naked attack on Trumpites.

Of course, the crew of SJW critics Rotten Tomatoes has chosen to certify as "real reviewers" think it's just awesome:










The trailer resembles a leftwing SJW twitter gangbang, where everyone is saying things they think are arch and funny, but which aren't actually funny at all.

That's what SJW twitter is -- in fact, that's what 90% of twitter is, period; people smugly saying things they think are unfunny which are not funny at all, just dripping with unearned attitude -- and that's all this trailer is.

I don't see anything here funny enough to warrant the smug self-satisfaction on all these actors' faces. Especially not Chris Evans' smug SJW face.

Disney claims that the circular-headed Johnson is still preparing to write and direct his own new Star Wars trilogy, but no one outside their media relations department believes that, and no one inside their media relations department believes that either.

Also: Commenters are saying this opens the same day as Rambo: Last Blood. Whoops-- that's wrong. Knives Out will bore sparse crowds on Thankgsiving, while Rambo will premiere September 20th.

Whoo-- almost here!


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1 Rian Johnson?!

Figures.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (Rk2Ph)

2 So when this tanks, I wonder who they will blame...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)

3 That's a shame, it actually looked good.

Posted by: Gaff at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (jPS2y)

4 Guess what else is going to be Woke AF . . .

can you guess?

Posted by: civil war II electric boogaloo at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (gJAj7)

5 Ashe Schow @AsheSchow
12m
Suddenly John Bolton is the Left's hero of the day.

Predictable.
******
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (BqBId)

6 Chris Evans is a huge SJW guy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (19g6/)

7 I have a pretty good rule of thumb:

When professional critics love a movie...it's generally garbage.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (Rk2Ph)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

9 get woke, go broke


can't wait for the Trump Curse on this one

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

10 oh look! it's the Kewl Kidz Klan!!

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (kD8Fh)

11 Rich white Trump voters. You bunch of fucking brain dead imbeciles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (Ol/Jg)

12 >>>3 That's a shame, it actually looked good.


I'm always interested in a single-location many-suspects whodunnit, but I don't think anything looks good besides the genre.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

13 The last movie that I saw flogged this hard by the media was that execrable Miss Sloane, about the Noble Bureaucracy or something. Yep that movie hit like a dirt clod tossed in a mud puddle.

I know nothing at all about "Knives Out", but movies that are blatantly ideological are generally flops. Lions for Lambs, all of the Iraq War drek they tried to pump out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

14 When is #SporksOut being released?

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (LXlPl)

15 >>"It's a f#ck you to white privilege, racist assholes, pro-immigration, and none of it is subtle."



I'd rather watch *any* Michael Bay movie than this.
At least he wants to entertain me.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (bDqIh)

16 Rotten Tomatoes. Once a good site.

Now, crap.

Screw you. I've never really put much stock into film critics, although early on, they were reliable.

Now, die in a fire. Go woke, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

17 My Twitter decoder ring is busticated.

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (RuIsu)

18 Eh. American "cinema" is pretty much a festival of wokeness these days, isn't it? TJM can set me straight if I'm wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (RD7QR)

19 Another stupid movie I can ignore.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (88+cf)

20 2 So when this tanks, I wonder who they will blame...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)

Presumably white dudes for not going to watch it.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (Wj9tV)

21 One can only hope negative profits.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (vEIlU)

22 When does my white privilege kick in? I'd like to plan ahead for the big event.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

23 I think, as exhausting as they are to watch, I'll be on my fifth re-watch of the John Wick movies instead.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (Rk2Ph)

24 2 So when this tanks, I wonder who they will blame...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)

Russian bots hacked the box office

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (N4xQB)

25 "It's a f#ck you to white privilage, racist assholes, pro-immigration, and none of it is subtle."
**
Um...suck my bung hole.
Losers.


Posted by: dananjcon at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (u6xw0)

26 I look forward to not paying to see this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (UpI0k)

27 I thought Trump voters were poor, uneducated, trailer park-living, bible-thumping, cousin-humping, neanderthals?

Now we're rich, white elites! Make up yer fing mind!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (NM/OW)

28 Let's compare and contrast money made between 'Knives Out' and 'Rambo: Last Blood'. I suspect Rambo will make more money.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (rHo/u)

29 >>>Presumably white dudes for not going to watch it.


Good bet. Also "Russian Bots" for criticizing the movie and "interfering" with the box office for saying they're not interested.

Also incels and white supremacists

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (PbpT7)

30 So it's "Booksmart" all over again. A horrible movie nobody liked except critics who thought it was important for you to watch , homophobes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (ykYG2)

31 2 So when this tanks, I wonder who they will blame...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)

"The Gringos", apparently.

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (sm6Pk)

32 Keep the $$$ rolling in!


See you cons at the theater soon.

Lmaoooo

Posted by: Hollywood at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

33 These people dont even realize they live in a twitter bubble.


They would be horrified if they spent a week in middle america.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (M+Lyo)

34 Virtue has its own reward, but not at the box office -- Mae West

Posted by: Regular joe at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (6/uwW)

35 Can't wait to not watch this POS, either.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (77WPm)

36 I'd rather watch *any* Michael Bay movie than this.
At least he wants to entertain me.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (bDqIh)

Any Movie made before 1950 >>> any Michael Bay Movie >>> Knives Out

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)

37 "95% of my Twitter followers said they would see this movie! BANK!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (Rk2Ph)

38 Ironically, if Ace didn't post this, I'd never know the film even existed.

In fact, each word I type is probably raising it's profile.

So I'm going to take this thread off.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (cfSRQ)

39 27 I thought Trump voters were poor, uneducated, trailer park-living, bible-thumping, cousin-humping, neanderthals?

Now we're rich, white elites! Make up yer fing mind!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter



Trump Voters are what they need to be to satisfy the needs of the #Resistance at any given time, Comrade.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (rHo/u)

40 >"Knives Out" is a fun fuck you to rich, white Trump voters.

I thought we were poor, uneducated rubes.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (oh+79)

41 35
Can't wait to not watch this POS, either.


Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (77WPm)

We should not watch it together.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)

42 what is the term? Cottage industry? Niche market?

A fuck you to trump voters?

well, then again, I haven't paid to see a movie in 5 years. So, I guess fuck me, right?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (thQkh)

43 >>Chris Evans is a huge SJW guy.



Think most (all?) of the cast are.
Michael Shannon is batsh#t crazy, said Trump supporters should die. Won't be watching any films with that guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

44 Chris Evans has become one of the biggest douchenozzles on two feet.

He's much too interested in his gay brother's sex life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

45 Watch old Inspector Morse shows on netflix, avoid woke bullshit.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (nRWPy)

46 >>>We should not watch it together.


we should have a Live Not Watch Party

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

47 So when this tanks, I wonder who they will blame...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)
++++++++++
You and me, of course. We didn't do our duty and support this vital art.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (e/H31)

48 40
>"Knives Out" is a fun fuck you to rich, white Trump voters.



I thought we were poor, uneducated rubes.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (oh+79)

This guy's good. Spotting plot holes without even watching.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (jYnPD)

49 I'm thinking limited release, ten theaters total, all either in LA or NYC.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (Rk2Ph)

50 It's so convenient for them to clearly mark these things so I never never even think of wasting my money on them. Oh, and as a bonus, if I hear anyone talking it up, it allows me to pigenhole them quite easily too.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (T9rmq)

51 what is the term? Cottage industry? Niche market?

A fuck you to trump voters?
=======
We have saturated that market.

Posted by: CNNNBCCBSABCMSNBC at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (gJAj7)

52 26 I look forward to not paying to see this.

An earlier commenter suggested a better plan: buy tickets to Rambo and watch that.

The Box Office Mojo will observe, hey, they DID go watch a movie that weekend! just not Rian's latest steaming dump on the American public

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 03:52 PM (ykYG2)

53 I have no idea what any of this means. Is that a good thing?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (JUOKG)

54 39 27 I thought Trump voters were poor, uneducated, trailer park-living, bible-thumping, cousin-humping, neanderthals?

Now we're rich, white elites! Make up yer fing mind!

+++++

the problem with white people is how racist they are toward other white people. Either poor white people are the worst because, hello, did you see that movie? Or rich white people are the worst because of that other movie. Either way, the use of 3rd world imported voters to create the modern foundation of the DNC is not explored.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (thQkh)

55 46
>>>We should not watch it together.





we should have a Live Not Watch Party

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

Live blog not watching it? That is cutting edge stuff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (jYnPD)

56 "and none of it is subtle."


Do they think they have been subtle?


Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (sX1BW)

57 Ironically, if Ace didn't post this, I'd never know the film even existed.


Haven't seen it advertised, i.e., sandwiched between Progressive, Geico and Liberty Mutual commercials.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (NM/OW)

58 Id sooner watch flies fuck as any of the garbage coming out of California these days.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (Ol/Jg)

59 I'd like to point out that apparently this movie is not a remake or adaptation or sequel, it's as original as they get (though I presume an homage to Agatha Christie and such).

Which is why I don't mind remakes, sequels, etc. if they're good.

Apocryphal rejection letter that I choose to believe:

"Your story is both original and good. However, the parts that are original are not good, and the parts that are good are not original."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (LGpoe)

60 Trailer gave me nothing to grant desire to see the movie.

The ending. What a witty racist joke there. "CSI KFC" because there's a BLACK guy standing there and all blacks LOVE FRIED CHICKEN, right?!?!?

Because ALL white people throw that one down at every opportunity they can.

Does hollywood REALLY question why it's dying?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Movies are no longer being made for me. Which is fine, I have plenty of other things to do. Bye!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (19g6/)

62 >>>We should not watch it together.





we should have a Live Not Watch Party

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

Live blog not watching it? That is cutting edge stuff.


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It will be just like Sharknado ... without all the successful sequals

Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

63 I remain blissfully ignorant of entertainment and the people behind it since the mid 1990's. Is there any reason why I should know who mr johnson is?

Posted by: Bugs abd Daffy fan at September 10, 2019 03:54 PM (vqIkG)

64 well, an anti-trump VOTER movie? Man Johnson sure does defy audience expectations. I remain amused by this because the guy...and this is a liberal wearing the dead meat suit thing ... can only build an audience by climbing atop the carcass of something that already exists and was successful outside of him.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:54 PM (thQkh)

65 Good thing the cast creator are all rich white people.

Can't make this point often enough. The Squad and their ilk are all PITAs but rich, white, SJW-warriors are absolutely fvcking insufferable.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 03:54 PM (77WPm)

66 >>we should have a Live Not Watch Party


Have a live watch "13 Hours" party.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

67 We really need to replace Hollywood.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (Ol/Jg)

68 Movie Spoilers is the place I'll "see" this one.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (2VrwR)

69 i'm going to subvert their expectations that I will see a movie in a genre that I love

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (PbpT7)

70 I've already not watched it, twice.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (88+cf)

71 When they say "It's pro immigration" what they really mean is an illegal alien killed a "Trump supporter" in the movie.

Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

72 Haven't seen it advertised, i.e., sandwiched between Progressive, Geico and Liberty Mutual commercials.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (NM/OW)

I will live a rich full life if I never have to see an Emu dressed in a yellow shirt slamming it's beak into a window and throwing up change on a desk. As much as I record television so I can fast forward through commericials, I bet I've seen those two commericials over a hundred times now.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (t0g7x)

73 "It's a f#ck you to white privilege, racist assholes, pro-immigration, and none of it is subtle."

will it show that fat guy eating crap?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (ZqRa6)

74 I'll let Michael Moore have the reservation for my seat. Who else is with me?

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (LXlPl)

75 well with Sloane they advertised it directly to the pussy hats.

Hollywood learnt its lesson and marketed Booksmart to, well, everybody. Same is true here: they're just going to mislead you in the trailer. If you're the intended market then that's fine; if you're not then BAHAHAH SUCK IT TRUMPTARD WE GOT YOU THIS TIME

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (ykYG2)

76 Live blog not watching it? That is cutting edge stuff.


Not Live Blogging Not Watching. Whoa. Mind.Blown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (UpI0k)

77 It will be just like Sharknado ... without all the successful sequals
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Keep my NAME outta yo mouth!

Posted by: a very woke SHARKNADO at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (MqvZw)

78 They would be horrified if they spent a week in middle america.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (M+Lyo)

And Middle America would laugh politely for 15 seconds, then ignore them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (wYseH)

79 I am so going to enjoy not watching this with a crowd of Trump supporting American loving family supporting Christian supremacists!

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (32YRo)

80 58
Id sooner watch flies fuck as any of the garbage coming out of California these days.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (Ol/Jg)

Rule 34 admission.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (jYnPD)

81 Countdown to first random stabbing of a trump supporter.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (0okUl)

82 the funny thing is, and I mentioned this about the PJ media link to the story, the early trailers were fairly bland (so as to hide the whole "defying audience expectations" thing).

So...before it looked like a fucking dumb horror movie where the bride is hunted at a wedding in a big ass country club because "I want to be the next Get Out but with white people".

But now, hurrr durr.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (thQkh)

83
Hollywood is 100% announcing their hate for us now.

Kudos for shouting it out so we can choose to use our income wisely.

How dumb are they to announce a movie that hates you. No more disguising it in false trailers.

Who drops all of that money in the theaters not to see a hate fest? I bet millions of "democrats" won't even waste their money. You have to be a lunatic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (vEIlU)

84 Can't really claim I am gonna boycott this as there was not much chance I would watch it anyway.

Seriously when was the last well made in theater mystery?

I heard good things about the last Murder On The Orient Express but I saw the 1970s version and read the book. Hollywood does crime movies well not mysteries.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (B06Zw)

85 The Dark Web reports: only one torrent, five seeds.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (Rk2Ph)

86 Who is Rain Johnson and why is her head round?

Posted by: cornbred at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (I9p1S)

87 Sad thing is, they're going to spin this as a "rich white conservative" but the rich white conservative doesn't act like this in most circles.

You know who does?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Meh ... people fall for this. Back in the day, we all understood that States paid for such shit. We called it "propaganda". It's just odd now that Hollywood is making it of their own free will.

My daughter falls for this shit - college ain't made her any smarter. She's convinced the chic on Handmaid's Tale is "bad ass". So I asked her, "Exactly what is so bad ass about this actress in a contrived play on TV that I could otherwise fold into a fucking box on a whim if we met on the street ? Please - elaborate on her bad assedness ?".

Did I wake up her 19 year old mind that is significantly dumber than the year earlier version ? Nope. And that's my point - people fall for this shit. They believe what they want to believe. Because they want to, and for no other reason than that.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (XmAy3)

89 I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (LXlPl)

90 Progressive, Geico and Liberty Mutual commercials.
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Yep and the chaos guy. What insurance company is the chaos guy again?

Posted by: DVR is so necessary at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (CrYTe)

91 I heard good things about the last Murder On The Orient Express but I saw the 1970s version and read the book. Hollywood does crime movies well not mysteries.
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Whoever told you that was lying. It was twisted into, of course, a racism story.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

92 "Knives Out" is a fun fuck you to rich, white Trump voters.

I thought we were poor, uneducated rubes.



Are you old enough to remember gas rationing in the 70s?

Odd days you're full of rich white privilege, even days you're a poor inbred hick.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (UfSnB)

93 The Dark Web reports: only one torrent, five seeds.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (Rk2Ph)


No one shares, it sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

94 14
When is #SporksOut being released?

toy story 4

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (sGtp+)

95 "Knives Out" or "Rambo"? Hah- I know which one I'm going to see!

Posted by: Judge Jon Tigar at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (LISuA)

96 Also, the media entertainment complex gave one movie 0% and another 100% purely because of political kremlinology of what should and should not be said??

?????

???????

so. I think corporate America fucking hates us. And they have their clear motivations. And it's treason fuckery all the way down.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (thQkh)

97 I am asea. Who the fuck is Rian? Why can't he spell his name? He looks like a homo. Amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

98 70
I've already not watched it, twice.


Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (88+cf)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (jYnPD)

99 @16
It's success that doomed Rotten Tomatoes. If the site had sucked, then no one would have cared enough to corrupt it.

Posted by: junior at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (GYaVR)

100 I'll bet it's a hoot, right, totally-unpredictable hacks?

Hey, does a cat steal the show?

Posted by: FOAD, Hollywood at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (WwHot)

101 >>>Let's compare and contrast money made between 'Knives Out' and 'Rambo: Last Blood'. I suspect Rambo will make more money.


I suspect a movie called "Mr. Rambo Eats Soup on a Rainy Tuesday" would also make more money.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (HmZuC)

102 has it been reviewed on the Gorilla Channel yet?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (ZqRa6)

103 And...
"LOL! Get Fucked!" to all involved. And to all of these Hollywood/media twats in general.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (kZT36)

104 Also, the media entertainment complex gave one movie 0% and another 100% purely because of political kremlinology of what should and should not be said??

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I thought communists were a little more subtle about this kind of stuff. Only getting 98% of the vote.

Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (sX1BW)

105 In all fairness to these liberal actors, I might be a guilty white if I shit out turds like this and got paid millions for it.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (oh+79)

106 89
I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.

or a sequel to trigun

Posted by: Vash the Stampede at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (sGtp+)

107 Hey Rian: Longfellow.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (Rk2Ph)

108 A TIFF film hates white Americans? Well butter my biscuit. Who could have predicted that?

Do Hollywood elites just thrive on knowing the American people utterly hate them? Do they want to be kicked out of the country, at absolute best?

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (Lvrv/)

109 I'm with TJM on "The Last Jedi" (some parts really good, some parts terrible) but it can't be denied that it disappointed a lot of people.

Hollywood's (and Johnson's) response? DOUBLE-DOWN on the parts people hated.

These people are not smart. Why do we keep losing to them?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (19g6/)

110 Did a DDG image search to see if I knew who this guy was. I didn't.

And his mouth has caressed ballsack.....more than once.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Sorry, I'm not going to watch it.
It's on at the same time that I'm not watching the NFL

Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (vd8XM)

112 Someone should make a film that's just a solid hour of a man staring at the camera saying "Orangeman Bad" or somesuch. I'd love to see all the glowing reviews from the critics.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (l1sdS)

113 The trailers made it look interesting. This, this is why I hate Hollywood.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (AM1GF)

114 The people who made this POS aren't rich white privileged elites. Great! I'll be sure to round up everyone in my collective to go see it 10x and we'll all leave glowing reviews on Something is Rotten in the State of Tomatoes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (COzlW)

115 97 I am asea. Who the fuck is Rian? Why can't he spell his name? He looks like a homo. Amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

I think it's pronounced reee-anne.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (Wj9tV)

116 I've already not watched it, twice.


Posted by: Roland THTG

The trailer was really great when you don't watch it! The movie must be super spectacular on someone else's screen and not on yours!

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (32YRo)

117 Honestly, the best approach to Hollywood these days? Pirate everything. Only buy things you'd watch more than once.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

118 71 When they say "It's pro immigration" what they really mean is an illegal alien killed a "Trump supporter" in the movie.
Posted by: WisRic

+++++++++

reminds me of real life, which defies my expectations, as there's a minor civil war in the burbs of DC because of all the #MeToo forgetting because of the raping the illegals are doing and the covering up the MoCo govt is openly engaging in.

Some women object, because racist, to getting raped and then having the government cover it up and other whites are helpfully pointing out that these fears are racist.

anyway, like I said: America 2001 bueno-ish. America 2019 no beuno.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (thQkh)

119 Yep and the chaos guy. What insurance company is the chaos guy again?


I like the Chaos Guy. I was sorry that John Wick had to kill him, but at least, his ending was chaotic.


The very best one is when the Chaos Guy was a christmas tree. The perfect shape, the perfect size, his scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (UpI0k)

120 a live not watch event?

seems like a call to action for a friday night hollywood flame war.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (l/6vt)

121 Rian has a punchable face. I'll say that.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Wives Out
~ Capitan Kristol

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (5l6gb)

123 91 I heard good things about the last Murder On The Orient Express but I saw the 1970s version and read the book. Hollywood does crime movies well not mysteries.
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Whoever told you that was lying. It was twisted into, of course, a racism story.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

Didn't see it, but I saw that the black guy from Hamilton played the Scottish Colonel role. But the SJWs weren't satisfied, they actually raised a stink that the "Orient" express didn't feature more Orientals.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (N4xQB)

124 I suspect a movie called "Mr. Rambo Eats Soup on a Rainy Tuesday" would also make more money.

*voiceover*
*image of rain pouring down in some bleak Northern city*

All this poor veteran wanted to do was to eat his soup. *slurrrp* But they wouldn't even let him have that. *sound of hippie taunts*

*soundtrack with some jarring musical instrument*

*sound of hippie drowning in soup*

Rambo: Last Chowder

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (ykYG2)

125 Is "Rambo: Last Blood" going to be woke? I LOL'd when I heard the commercial.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (NM/OW)

126 112 Someone should make a film that's just a solid hour of a man staring at the camera saying "Orangeman Bad" or somesuch. I'd love to see all the glowing reviews from the critics.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (l1sdS)


They do film lectures at Evergreen State college. So, already been done.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (LXlPl)

127 Seeing all these blue-checkmarks on Twitter lecturing people about privilege is really telling about their lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (l1sdS)

128 108 A TIFF film hates white Americans? Well butter my biscuit. Who could have predicted that?

Do Hollywood elites just thrive on knowing the American people utterly hate them? Do they want to be kicked out of the country, at absolute best?

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 03:59 PM (Lvrv/)

They too are on my priority list.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (Wj9tV)

129 I think mockery of Rep. Ilhan Omar would be much more effective if it used Dueling Banjos as the background music.

Posted by: Downcast at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (Tv0+O)

130 84
Can't really claim I am gonna boycott this as there was not much chance I would watch it anyway.

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Yeah. This--100%

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (kZT36)

131 There is nothing in the trailer to Knives Out that is remotely engaging or appealing, without having any idea that it's an in your face TDS movie.

Also, The Last Jedi was shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

132 It will be just like Sharknado ... without all the successful sequals
Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)
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Glenn Beck interviewed the writer for Sharknado.

Guy was hilarious and under no illusions about "Sharknado." It sounded like he did everything he could to make sure the movie was as over-the-top has he could get it.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (IlV2p)

133 The very best one is when the Chaos Guy was a
christmas tree. The perfect shape, the perfect size, his scent? Like
making love to a lumberjack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (UpI0k)

I'm you're GPS. Turn right.Only, you never update me so now, I just have to wing it. Turn left...
Classic.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (77WPm)

134 That's what SJW twitter is -- in fact, that's what 90% of twitter is, period; people smugly saying things they think are unfunny which are not funny at all, just dripping with unearned attitude --


And that's just my feed!

I think it is telling that the trailer hides every bit of political stuff. Marketing knows it won't play.

And opening against Rambo is a great way to bury this movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

135 Okay, I'll take Rambo over SJW white privilege movie.

Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (G0vdT)

136 What Wut? Rian (Reee ann or Ryan) is a man or a woman?

Or, is that question not permitted?

Posted by: i'm confused at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (5HE6w)

137 That dude Jamie Lee Curtis is still a dude.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (FKHWN)

138 Yep and the chaos guy. What insurance company is the chaos guy again?


I like the Chaos Guy. I was sorry that John Wick had to kill him, but at least, his ending was chaotic.


The very best one is when the Chaos Guy was a christmas tree. The perfect shape, the perfect size, his scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Allstate had Mayhem.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (AM1GF)

139 Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman
Can we please stop glamorizing serial killers? They aren't evil geniuses or criminal masterminds. They're mostly just sad, impotent, angry losers who aren't even that smart. The smart ones become Republicans and then go on to kill so many more people with their policies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

140 we should have a Live Not Watch Party


Have a live watch "13 Hours" party.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

13 ghosts?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (8D42x)

141 that last rambo movie was ... bloody. Stallone DGAF

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (thQkh)

142 Someone should make a film that's just a solid hour of a man staring at the camera saying "Orangeman Bad" or somesuch. I'd love to see all the glowing reviews from the critics.

It could be like the movie, "Ass", in Idiocracy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (NM/OW)

143 136 What Wut? Rian (Reee ann or Ryan) is a man or a woman?

Or, is that question not permitted?
Posted by: i'm confused at September 10, 2019 04:02 PM (5HE6w)

Androgyne.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (FKHWN)

144 117 Honestly, the best approach to Hollywood these days? Pirate everything. Only buy things you'd watch more than once.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

I don't usually endorse this, but in Rian Roundface's case, I'll make an exception.

I was on the fence about checking this out. I HATE The Last Jedi, it killed my interest in Star Wars, apparently for good. But Brick was excellent.

Now I'm a peace with skipping this shit show. Let these SJWs (with apologies to Christopher Plummer) choke on their own shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

145 The chaos guy is technically called Mayhem. I think he's hilarious.

As you were.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (UfSnB)

146
Are you old enough to remember gas rationing in the 70s?

Odd days you're full of rich white privilege, even days you're a poor inbred hick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (UfSnB)

I remember my dad waiting in line at the Mobil station, cussing Jimmy Carter, and furious that the price of gas was nearing a dollar a gallon.

Posted by: Moki at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (mFoNl)

147 I really need to stop this and work.

Damn you Ace and all your interesting topics!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

148
Her Majesty still needs a walker if she's going to do a lot. We went to the supermarket today after she had blood drawn for diagnosing her diverticulitis.

We saw a handicapped space and waited to let some people cross. While we did so, a car came the wrong way down the aisle and zipped in. Two women of size, the sort that could use the exercise, debouched massively and waddled off.

No other spots available, so I dropped her off and parked a mile away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (7rVsF)

149 >>My daughter falls for this shit - college ain't made her any smarter. She's convinced the chic on Handmaid's Tale is "bad ass". So I asked her, "Exactly what is so bad ass about this actress in a contrived play on TV that I could otherwise fold into a fucking box on a whim if we met on the street ? Please - elaborate on her bad assedness ?". . .


Right, what's so badass about being a Scientologist?

That's what kills me about that - a freakin' Scientologist produces and stars in a tv show about a scary imaginary Christian theocracy enslaving women. Has no one noticed she's a proud member of cult that enslaves people via their Sea Org, forces women into marriage and divorce, separates families, etc.?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

150 The smart ones become Republicans and then go on to kill so many more people with their policies.
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They never produce the data behind their assertions. Surely, they can quantify the policies along with their implementation dates with death rate increases. Right?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

151 This movie now tops my To Don't list.

Posted by: List guy at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (KU7J0)

152 Rambo: Last Chowder

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Would watch this.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (88+cf)

153 Wait a sec? Trump voters are rich white people? I thought we were all trailer park dwellers with 6 teeth.

This is so confusing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (FiUMj)

154 121 Rian has a punchable face. I'll say that.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

I was just going to say that.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (2VrwR)

155 Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman
Can we please stop glamorizing serial killers? They aren't evil geniuses or criminal masterminds. They're mostly just sad, impotent, angry losers who aren't even that smart. The smart ones become Republicans and then go on to kill so many more people with their policies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)


Name one, cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

156 117 Honestly, the best approach to Hollywood these days? Pirate everything. Only buy things you'd watch more than once.



Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)



As I always say: torrents are magic.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (rP4OC)

157 And his mouth has caressed ballsack.....more than once.

Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, but not mine, and that's probably why I don't remember this guy - 'cause that would be something you'd have a tendency to recall.

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (32YRo)

158 I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.

They will be ordering the murder of women and children that don't comply.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Rzloy)

159 Is there anything more white-privilegey than being a famous Hollywood director?

Posted by: Brad at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (RMB72)

160 I'm disappointed that Knives Out is going to be an SJW hatefest. Only because I find Anna de Armas to be 5 alarm fire hot, and won't be able to see her in it.

Posted by: Downcast at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Tv0+O)

161 Allstate had Mayhem.


Ah, you're right. He's Mayhem not Chaos.

Oh well. Still like the series.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (UpI0k)

162 KNIVES OUT is a brave and stunning attack on white privilege. Rian Johnson truly put together a poignant and well made film. This is definitely a must see. #TIFF19

Posted by: NPC_Critic_18992 at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (l1sdS)

163 The left still tries "Manufacturing Consent", but they added to that "Faking Consent". Or in this case, faking reviews to give the illusion of praise for the WokeKrap displays of leftist agitprop. You have always loved BigBrother, haven't you?


"Manufacturing Consent" did have a point, that corporate America and the government/military industrial complex fakes the news to agitate for action ... which means Profit. But leftist Media/Hollywood was always a Big part of that manufactured narrative. And now WalMart and Media and Commies are all arm in arm, hand in glove ... giving the fist to patriotic Americans.


BigGov Dems have media/Hollywood/BigMoney/FBI ... yet still complain that The Man is keeping them down. sheesh ... they even have to fake the reviews.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

164 Maybe we can vote on the Least Woke Movie Ever and then watch that together one Saturday night...

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (l/6vt)

165 @JenaFriedman


Republicans have a long, long way to go before we catch-up to the 20th century body-count of your chosen ideology, sugartits. But comments like yours make me long for the day when my side finally tries to give it a go, big time.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (77WPm)

166 115 97 I am asea. Who the fuck is Rian? Why can't he spell his name? He looks like a homo. Amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

I think it's pronounced reee-anne.
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So he's transitioning?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

167 The best way to hurt these idiots is by totally ignoring their childish rants.

Posted by: Gmac-No fuckery for you! at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (qZdIZ)

168 What's really going to hurt the box office for that movie is reminding everyone in the trailer that the director is the same as Last Jedi.

Posted by: the dandy at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (bR08X)

169 Unable to finish the trailer. Sorry.

Posted by: LAG at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (vnhda)

170 Wait a sec? Trump voters are rich white people? I thought we were all trailer park dwellers with 6 teeth.


You save a lot of money dating your cousins.

Compound.Interest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (UpI0k)

171
The smart ones become Republicans and then go on to kill so many more people with their policies

How many abortions since Roe v. Wade?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (7rVsF)

172
Sorry, I'm not going to watch it.

Posted by: Bruce

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Same here. I'm having a bad enough day already.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (13CQC)

173 It will do Boffo Box Office like Lions for Lambs, In the Valley of Elah and Redacted

Posted by: LTCHAM at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (LkVch)

174 What is this place? You people all think you can just disparage *actors* like they were garden variety pond scum???


I'm gonna tell the Film Actors Guild what you all are up to.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (0CeRG)

175 Muslims festival sees children left covered in blood as devout use knives to slice heads...

Stampede kills dozens...

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I'm glad Islam isn't hate-filled like those Republican Christians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Maybe we can vote on the Least Woke Movie Ever and then watch that together one Saturday night...


Blazing Saddles or Song of the South?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (UpI0k)

177 92 Are you old enough to remember gas rationing in the 70s?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (UfSnB)

2019-29 = post-70s.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (2VrwR)

178 This is as gay as The Masked Singer. People will watch anything. How about a show that watches a turtle cross a street?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

179 Wait a sec? Trump voters are rich white people? I thought we were all trailer park dwellers with 6 teeth.

This is so confusing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (FiUMj)

You can be rich and still live in a trailer park.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (l1sdS)

180 Y'all make the "when I don't see it" thing sound like a good thing.

The night I'm not going to see the movie is also the night that I'm not getting blown by Monica Bellucci.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (UfSnB)

181 168
What's really going to hurt the box office for that movie is reminding
everyone in the trailer that the director is the same as Last Jedi.

Posted by: the dandy at September 10, 2019 04:06 PM (bR08X)


This.

I mean, it takes a lot to torpedo a franchise as long-lived and beloved as "Star Wars," and Johnson did it WITH A SMILE. Hell, even the frigging PREQUELS didn't destroy Star Wars the way the frigging Last Jedi did.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (rP4OC)

182 No movie rating system will work 100% for conservatives because the vast majority of American made movies always have a progressive subtext. There are openly progressive themed movies that of course have a progressive subtext and then there are pretend conservative movies that also have a progressive subtext. Any resemblance or even reference to normal values is entirely coincidental and unintentional. If you wait for the movies to make it to cable, you can tell which ones are bombs by whether they are free with your subscription or cost $5.99 even 10 years after their initial release. Try watching Ben Hur or the Ten Commandments with Charleston Heston for free without paying an additional fee or enduring 90 minutes of commercials about toilet paper or ED medications.

Posted by: Punchinello at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (zOrpp)

183 155 Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman
Can we please stop glamorizing serial killers? They aren't evil geniuses or criminal masterminds. They're mostly just sad, impotent, angry losers who aren't even that smart. The smart ones become Republicans and then go on to kill so many more people with their policies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

Name one, cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm pretty sure we were all killed by net neutrality being repealed.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Izzlo)

184 174 What is this place? You people all think you can just disparage *actors* like they were garden variety pond scum???


I'm gonna tell the Film Actors Guild what you all are up to.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 10, 2019 04:07 PM (0CeRG)
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I don't know about everyone else, but, personally, you've a far higher opinion of yourself than I do.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (IlV2p)

185 >>Someone should make a film that's just a solid hour of a man staring at the camera saying "Orangeman Bad" or somesuch. I'd love to see all the glowing reviews from the critics.


HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! . . .

Posted by: Shia Laboeuf and his 24x7 camera art project at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

186 Blazing Saddles or Song of the South?


A double feature? Invite the kids for the cartoon, and then let the adults take over?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (l/6vt)

187 the 100%/0% dichotomy just shows that being non-woke is a fireable offense.

if there were any rich republicans, I'd be suing people allover this bitch.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (thQkh)

188 Who here will go see The Painted Bird?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)

189 Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman

Most serial killers are gay or repressed homosexuals.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Rzloy)

190
All of these white assholes who hate whitey so much ought to go to Zimbabwe and give up everything they own and live as second class citizens with no rights just to really stick it to whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (mpeBU)

191 I'm here to steal your car.

Wut?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

192 This is as gay as The Masked Singer. People will watch anything. How about a show that watches a turtle cross a street?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Celebrity turtles in a dance competition

Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (vd8XM)

193
What is this place? You people all think you can just disparage *actors* like they were garden variety pond scum???

They used to be thought of as one step up from whores. A good standard to return to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (7rVsF)

194 I don't know if everyone already read the sidebar, but there is an interesting story about gene-edited Rotten Tomatoes critics developing big problems. I think that's what it was about, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (LISuA)

195 >>>I heard good things about the last Murder On The Orient Express but I saw the 1970s version and read the book.

the new one was terrible. It gives Hercule Poirot Adrian Monk's backstory and OCD, starts with a #Woke prologue, barely features the train (they're always going outside to get away from the train, you know, the main selling point of the movie), has really dumb action stuff to put in the trailer, features Daisy Ridley in a major role (a zero as usual), does not feature any interesting detection or interrogation, etc.

Terrible.

Watch the 70s version again or Evil Under the Sun.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (PbpT7)

196 Ah, you're right. He's Mayhem not Chaos. Oh well. Still like the series.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (UpI0k)


My favorite is when he's talking to dude at the football game, through the camera on dude's porch, while he takes dude's team flag and uses it to bust out the window on dude's car and steals it.


Priceless.

Posted by: Old Joe at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (XmAy3)

197 wow, Rambo reminds me, I have some updates to make on the farm, just in case they reanimate Hilda.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2019 04:09 PM (Cus5s)

198 See it with a crowd. So, not in a movie theater, then, right?

Posted by: OCBill at September 10, 2019 04:09 PM (df+Zi)

199 And opening against Rambo is a great way to bury this movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny

If he's playing on the screen next door, Rambo could just slip out for a moment, choke out all the actors in this film, and be back before his next big scene.

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2019 04:09 PM (32YRo)

200 Doesn't sound like he's subverting this audiences' expectations. Hmmm.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (guYtK)

201 the big question is how this is going to win over the Chinese box office?

Are they going to replace the dialog to make Shiny Gold Number One American Leader and his White Gold Rich Money Followers (actual translation) the good guys.

Because it's one thing to be gayfuckery in America but Hollywood's true customer base in China is ... based.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (thQkh)

202 All of these white assholes who hate whitey so much
ought to go to Zimbabwe and give up everything they own and live as
second class citizens with no rights just to really stick it to whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (mpeBU)


Or move to South Africa. They LOOOOOVE whitey there.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (rP4OC)

203 ee it with a crowd. So, not in a movie theater, then, right?
Posted by: OCBil

"Showing at a glory hole near you!"

Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (vd8XM)

204 After watching the trailer --all politics aside-- I have no desire to see it whatsoever.
At most, it makes me want to watch 'Murder by Death' again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

205 125: unlikely since the bad guys will be Mexican cartels.


89 I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.
Posted by: Roy



A mash up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn would also make more money than "Knives Out".

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (rHo/u)

206 And opening against Rambo is a great way to bury this movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny


That being said, the Rambo movie looks horrible, but being full of explosions and guns means it will win in an overwhelming margin.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

207 158 I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.

They will be ordering the murder of women and children that don't comply.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Rzloy)


The reports of the female concentration camp guards were horrific. Many of them put the men to shame, and that's saying something, especially with the stories the Wehrmacht told of the Einsatzgruppen storming through Poland and Russia.

Posted by: Moki at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (mFoNl)

208 If he's playing on the screen next door, Rambo could just slip out for a moment, choke out all the actors in this film, and be back before his next big scene.


This is why the Horde should run Hollywood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:10 PM (UfSnB)

209 As per the first review up top--Which is it?, are Trump voters RICH, white people" or poor, uneducated, toothless, mouth-breathing, inbred MAGA-hat wearing white supremacists?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (NFEMn)

210 I'm your teenage daughter (phone buzzes while Mr. Mayhem is driving)
My BFF Becky just texted that she just kissed Johnnie (buzzes again)
Well that's a problem 'cause, I like Johnny (pitches phone to back of SUV)
Now, I'm all emotionally compromised and.. whoopsie (crashes into parked cars, keeps driving)
And I'm all like, OMG! Becky isn't even hot!

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (77WPm)

211 All of these white assholes who hate whitey so much ought to go to Zimbabwe and give up everything they own and live as second class citizens with no rights just to really stick it to whitey

+++

I am of the opinion moving their asses to Honduras would be easier for all involved rather than moving 20-40% of the Honduran population here.

but it's too late, we did it the hard way.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (thQkh)

212
They used to be thought of as one step up from whores. A good standard to return to.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (7rVsF)

Them and politicians.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (88+cf)

213 I've spent my whole life not watching this movie. It seems to be working for me. I think I will carry on not watching it.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (Nad4g)

214 I can only hope that the sequel to "Rambo: Last Blood" will involve Rambo's niece knocking the crap out of a gang of Anitfa pussies. (Rambo himself, even in his 70s, would be ridiculous overkill for that.)
I'd pay to see that in a theater.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2019 04:11 PM (kZT36)

215 Knives Out: A Who's Who Dunnit of Smug. And Ass.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (kLDv+)

216 Yep and the chaos guy. What insurance company is the chaos guy again?

Posted by: DVR is so necessary at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (CrYTe)



Seigfried: Ve veren't an insurance company

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (mpeBU)

217 "It's a f#ck you to white privilege, racist assholes, pro-immigration, and none of it is subtle."


I expect that a lot of black people will be wanting to see this then.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ZqRa6)

218 My favorite most recent white privilege movie is Blood Father with Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Rzloy)

219 Looking forward to seeing this film flop - Get Woke Go Broke. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (IV3KZ)

220 Oh for chrissakes... I could probably figure out how to write in "movie script format." It would be an awful story, because I'm no screenwriter. But it would be dripping with naked hatred for People the Left Want Dead, and I bet I could sell it to one of these cretins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (AzW6q)

221 >>Who here will go see The Painted Bird?


NOPE

Read the book years ago. That was enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

222 I rarely watch Christian movies because they tend not to be very well made, they tell me things I already know and actually don't help me grow in my faith.

I would think SJWs could say the same thing about stuff like this.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

223 "Beto giving a speech looks like a meth addict leading a rehab clinic. He can't stand still, is jumping all over the place....."

- Dallas radio host Rick Roberts

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

224
I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.

The Dirlewanger Commune

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (7rVsF)

225 These people don't care about quality entertainment because they don't want to be entertained--they just want their political and social views affirmed.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn)

226 Heh, I picked up a copy of True Grit for $1.50. Looking forward to reading it. I've seen both productions of it and want to know what the author wanted me to know. Sometimes things get lost in film translation. (Yeah I'm looking straight at Little Big Man director).

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (2LelM)

227 Please give money to my charity to buy tickets to see Captain Marvel 2!

Posted by: Brie Larson at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

228 They can make as many masturbation movies that bomb as they want, doesn't matter a bit

General audiences aren't the intended audience for this garbage, people in the industry are the audience. Wow Chris you really stuck it to those racist fascists great job that was a great movie! Whether it makes money or not is irrelevant, what matters is they get to indulge their contempt and imagine that it has some meaning

Posted by: Deepelemblues at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (E4bG9)

229 217 "It's a f#ck you to white privilege, racist assholes, pro-immigration, and none of it is subtle."


I expect that a lot of black people will be wanting to see this then.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ZqRa6)
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Yes, market a movie that might appeal to 12% of the total population.

Profit!

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (IlV2p)

230 I will give it 1/1024th of a star for internal consistency.

The side that thinks no one should have guns is advocating knife fights.

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (P1f+c)

231 The Rambo trailer says it is out Sept. 20 but the tweets about Knives Out say it is coming out in November.

Posted by: the dandy at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (bR08X)

232 I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.
Posted by: Roy



You need to watch Wu Assassins.
Amazon.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (dDUXP)

233 One of the debates in the French Assembly during the run-up to the French Revolution was whether actors or executioners could be citizens.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (0S+wE)

234 160 I'm disappointed that Knives Out is going to be an SJW hatefest. Only because I find Anna de Armas to be 5 alarm fire hot, and won't be able to see her in it.
Posted by: Downcast at September 10, 2019 04:05 PM (Tv0+O)

Agreed. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the next Bond movie, but then again that's probably going to be an SJW mess as well.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (N4xQB)

235 I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.
Posted by: Roy



You need to watch Wu Assassins.
Amazon.

Check that. Netflix.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (dDUXP)

236 Please give money to my charity to buy tickets to see Captain Marvel 2!
Posted by: Brie Larson at September 10, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)


Captain Marvel 2.

Brought to you by......

Noassatall. For those that just have too much.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

237 I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.

Insurrectionist #1 - I say we got put two in that bitch's temple tonite. She killed my entire family in the camps.

Insurrectionist #2 - We can't. It's just not who we are.

Posted by: Shit In the Very Near Future at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (XmAy3)

238 Speaking of strong powerful women, just saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the Fincher version and thought it was quite good. Out didn't do well financially I guess, so it was given a sorry of reboot with a different cast.

Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (llxrS)

239 I am so sorry I watched that. That has to be the most unappealing group of people I have ever seen. It looks like a bad knockoff of Inspector Clouseau and the game of Clue. How to make Captain America and 007 into douchebags.

Posted by: sharon at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (QzF6i)

240 All of these white assholes who hate whitey so much ought to go to Zimbabwe and give up everything they own and live as second class citizens with no rights just to really stick it to whitey
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You don't get it. The one saying these thing are the the whitest of the white people.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (NFEMn)

241 When Hollywood finally collapses into its own cesspool of filth and red ink, they will wonder what happened to the most important cultural outlet in the world.

What they wont' understand is why 100 year old books still sell.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (YslsA)

242 I heard a rumor that someone started a go fund me to completely do over Star Wars Ep 8, the Last Jedi with an actual pro- Star Wars script?

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (+0uDE)

243 I've made an annual event of not watching 'Titanic' ever since it first came out.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (88+cf)

244 I'm disappointed that Knives Out is going to be an SJW hatefest.

Or will it? Is this just another attempt to create 'buzz?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

245 233 One of the debates in the French Assembly during the run-up to the French Revolution was whether actors or executioners could be citizens.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (0S+wE)

Who decided the people need to know the political opinions of actors? And where did the notion that they are smart come from?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

246

Weaponizing, bigotry, intolerance and encouraging hate disguised as "comedy?"

Sounds like the left.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (vEIlU)

247 So, how many Oscars will this regressive shitfit garner next year? On sheer wokeness factor alone I've got to believe it's in the bag for at least three or four, minimum.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (rP4OC)

248 I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.
........

For sure. They'll tie you to a chair and talk for hours.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

249 226
Heh, I picked up a copy of True Grit for $1.50. Looking forward to
reading it. I've seen both productions of it and want to know what the
author wanted me to know. Sometimes things get lost in film translation.
(Yeah I'm looking straight at Little Big Man director).
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The novel is an absolute classic. Most of the great dialog from the films is right out of the book. I'd say the Cohen brothers film version is closer to the text and the tone of the book. (But it's hard to beat the Duke as Rooster Cogburn.)

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (kZT36)

250 I got to watch some of Blazing Saddles on IFC. Still hilarious. When they bleep stuff out and edit the scenes it's unwatchable.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (NM/OW)

251 Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:50 PM (cfSRQ)

I'm with you. I'm waiting for U-696 to premiere. When is that, anyway?

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Jj+59)

252 >>Who here will go see The Painted Bird?


That reminds me, Fantasy Fest is coming up soon

Posted by: Shep! at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Izzlo)

253 One of the debates in the French Assembly during the run-up to the French Revolution was whether actors or executioners could be citizens.

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In ancient Rome they had a lower social and legal status than prostitutes, which is right and proper.

Hitchcock was right: they're cattle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

254 Dow up again.


26,909

Posted by: Ha at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (MAstk)

255 This upcoming holiday season I'll be doing my usual...watching Holiday Inn with the blackface Lincoln's Birthday scene. If I do watch Knives Out at all it will be through some illegal internet site accessed through Kodi.

Posted by: Johnny Lumber at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (51DDL)

256 Shia Laboeuf and his 24x7 camera art project

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Didja see that he has a new movie all about him?

Shia LaBeouf opens up about writing in rehab, becoming dad in movie...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)

257 238 Speaking of strong powerful women, just saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the Fincher version and thought it was quite good. Out didn't do well financially I guess, so it was given a sorry of reboot with a different cast.
Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (llxrS)

==========

It's a pretty standard mystery with a very icky facade over it.

The original title was The Men who Hate Women, a title that almost every country in the world kept but the English speaking world didn't. I remember buses covered with the Swedish film version's ads in Italy, and it was all Oddia. No dragons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (iikV8)

258 My favorite is when he's talking to dude at the football game, through the camera on dude's porch, while he takes dude's team flag and uses it to bust out the window on dude's car and steals it.


Priceless.

Posted by: Old Joe at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (XmAy3)



What?

WHAT?

The new flagging people in to park one is funny.

I still like the Progressive one with them going to Jamie's house and he's married to the hot woman and has kids. If you look in the background, there's a painting of him as a matador on a wall. I assume this whole commercial is meant to be a dream sequence.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

259 Watched the trailer, and for the love of pete, why cant hollywood get good dialogue coaches?

daniel craig sounds atrocious. I know brits can do decent southern accents (Ruth Negga in Preacher did an amazing West Texas accent)

Also, Chris evans looks like crap. The ugly on the inside eventually comes out.

Posted by: Moki at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (mFoNl)

260 8 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)


you're closin' in bud!!

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2019 04:18 PM (XTiHL)

261 Toronto FF? Teh place where women don't orgasm from PIV? Like I'm listening to them, NOT.

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (Jj+59)

262 'Tis true that Christian producers need to take their audience more seriously.

"Unplanned" was a Christian movie that was good. The "Narnia" movies didn't avoid the Lewis subtext. "God's Not Dead" was... I'll rate it good, too. I didn't see "Fireproof" but I heard it doesn't blow.

But there's a lot of dreck out there and Christian producers need to find smart Christian editors.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ykYG2)

263 Agreed. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the
next Bond movie, but then again that's probably going to be an SJW mess
as well.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (N4xQB)

See Knock Knock 2015, for knockers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (jYnPD)

264 188 Who here will go see The Painted Bird?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)

If it's based on the Jerzy Kosinski story then I'll see it when I'm finally ready to go down the highway instead of across the road. DAMN that story was depressing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

265 When I want an actor's opinion on anything, I will write the script he reads it off of.

I won't use any big words.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (YslsA)

266 Wow. Did that chick just call me a gringo?

May they all die of dehydration in the desert.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

267

Speaking of propaganda Bloomberg "news" has done stories today about the coming recession, more Americans are now without health insurance and the market malisse. They just present the stories they want to be true and hope enough dummies believe it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (mpeBU)

268 245 Who decided the people need to know the political opinions of actors? And where did the notion that they are smart come from?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 10, 2019 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

==========

They did when studios largely lost control of their actors after the fall of the studio system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (iikV8)

269 My favorite is when he's talking to dude at the football game, through the camera on dude's porch, while he takes dude's team flag and uses it to bust out the window on dude's car and steals it.


Priceless.

Posted by: Old Joe at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (XmAy3)

My favorite part of that one is when he drives over the motorcycle just for the hell of it.

Posted by: the dandy at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (bR08X)

270 I got to watch some of Blazing Saddles on IFC. Still hilarious. When they bleep stuff out and edit the scenes it's unwatchable.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (NM/OW)


Mr. MWR had never seen "Blazing Saddles" in it's unedited glory before we got married. I finally made him sit down and watch it with me because he didn't know what he was missing. He wasn't interested for the longest time because, as you say, the edited versions are just unwatchable and SO boring. When I finally got him to see the REAL THING, he was amazed.


"They could NEEEEVER make this today," he told me, and then promptly did his best "Where the white women at?" impersonation, because it's FRIGGING FUNNY.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

271 When the trailer for a movie feels way too long..... that's not a good sign.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (XKZwp)

272 241 When Hollywood finally collapses into its own cesspool of filth and red ink, they will wonder what happened to the most important cultural outlet in the world.

What they wont' understand is why 100 year old books still sell.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (YslsA)

If we had any smart billionaires on the right, they'd be starting their own movie studios and hiring Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood to make its first few films before they get too old, to launch the brand.

Hollywood is running out of ideas, it's a snake eating its own tail. There hasn't ever been a better time to steal their market share.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (J+mig)

273 262 'Tis true that Christian producers need to take their audience more seriously.

"Unplanned" was a Christian movie that was good. The "Narnia" movies didn't avoid the Lewis subtext. "God's Not Dead" was... I'll rate it good, too. I didn't see "Fireproof" but I heard it doesn't blow.

But there's a lot of dreck out there and Christian producers need to find smart Christian editors.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ykYG2)

==========

You know...there's a story of a dragon written by...someone...with strong Catholic subtext...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (iikV8)

274 Speaking of strong powerful women, just saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the Fincher version and thought it was quite good. Out didn't do well financially I guess, so it was given a sorry of reboot with a different cast.
Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (llxrS

Reminded me of the Halloween costume Louise wore in tve Halloween episode of Bobs Burgers.

She dressed up as a dragon and had a girl tattoo on her arm. Hilarious.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (Rzloy)

275 264 188 Who here will go see The Painted Bird?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)

If it's based on the Jerzy Kosinski story then I'll see it when I'm finally ready to go down the highway instead of across the road. DAMN that story was depressing.
----------------------
It premiered in Cannes last week. Evidently half of the audience left before the end saying they couldn't take it anymore. I'm not taking the wife to this one.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

276 237 I believe leftist women will be the cruelest torturers when the war breaks out.

Insurrectionist #1 - I say we got put two in that bitch's temple tonite. She killed my entire family in the camps.

Insurrectionist #2 - We can't. It's just not who we are.

Posted by: Shit In the Very Near Future at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (XmAy3)

Insurrectionist #2 - (Thump), as Insurrectionist #1 splits his head open with an axe.

Insurrectionist #1 - RINO Asshole.

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (+0uDE)

277 "VERY pro immigration"

Did it have subtitles in Spanish?

I doubt it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

278 3 hours before polls close in NC.

Posted by: Ha at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (MAstk)

279 If the Miami Dolphins played professional darts, Chris Evans looks like he was their losing goalie.

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (Jj+59)

280 You need to watch Wu Assassins.
Amazon.

Check that. Netflix.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (dDUXP)


Love Wu Assassins.

You know, it's such a pity there was never a sequel to The Raid. Such a pity that never happened because that never happened.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

281 280
You know, it's such a pity there was never a sequel to The Raid. Such a pity that never happened because that never happened.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

==========

*checks IMDB*

Wait a second...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:22 PM (iikV8)

282 Like the Moooon, Chris.

Posted by: Raalph Kramden at September 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Jj+59)

283 270 I got to watch some of Blazing Saddles on IFC. Still hilarious. When they bleep stuff out and edit the scenes it's unwatchable.


Luckily I own a copy uncut.. On another note Little Bennie Shapiro is having a coronary over Bolton being fired/ resigning.. We're all gonna die now!

Posted by: CNN at September 10, 2019 04:22 PM (O2RFr)

284 I got to watch some of Blazing Saddles on IFC. Still hilarious. When they bleep stuff out and edit the scenes it's unwatchable.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (NM/OW)





I completely agree. Why run a movie and then edit out half the dialogue, because you're right it's unwatchable

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (mpeBU)

285 You need to watch Wu Assassins.
Amazon.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 04:14 PM (dDUXP)

Derivative AF. But there was some decent action and it was kinda cool to see Mark Dacascos in a show.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

286 Is there a reason everyone in that trailer looks like they're dying from AIDS?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (j3npP)

287 See Knock Knock 2015, for knockers.


I've seen them in 2019.

alexthechick is timeless.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (UfSnB)

288 On another note Little Bennie Shapiro is having a coronary over Bolton being fired/ resigning.. We're all gonna die now!
-------------------------
Neo Cons scream the loudest when you strike them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)

289 Weaponizing, bigotry, intolerance and encouraging hate disguised as "comedy?"

Sounds like the left.


every skit on SNL, every 'comedy' on the alphabets, every stage show not done by a straight white guy...

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (XTiHL)

290 >>"Unplanned" was a Christian movie that was good. The "Narnia" movies didn't avoid the Lewis subtext. "God's Not Dead" was... I'll rate it good, too. I didn't see "Fireproof" but I heard it doesn't blow.


"Bella" is good - no idea if that was a Christian production, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

291 I watched the Christian produced movie about the girl with the brain tumor that fell in the hollow of an old tree and was miraculously cured. It was okay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (Rzloy)

292 245:And where did the notion that they are smart come from?


From the Entertainment Industry and its sycophant's.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (rHo/u)

293 Is this movie going to fail at the box office just like Captain Marvel did?

Posted by: Jojo at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (IM7hs)

294 The Film Actors Guild is a butch crowd. Tread lightly.

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (RuIsu)

295 They are right though. The typical Trump voter is better off than the typical Hillary voter. In the 2016 primaries, Trump voters were #2 in terms of median income between all candidates from both parties.

But even though that is the case, the caricature from the left has been dumb, uneducated hick on meth.

This movie swings back to evil rich guy Trump voter.

Much like how tea partier were simultaneously dumb rednecks and Brooks Brothers wearing 1%ers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (FiUMj)

296 286 Is there a reason everyone in that trailer looks like they're dying from AIDS?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (j3npP)

Because everyone has AIDS.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

297 there's a story of a dragon written by...someone...with strong Catholic subtext...

I'm sorry man, but you're going to have to explain this. Pretend you're talking to an ex-Anglican ex-secular moron who converted to Catholicism like, just a few years ago.

Dragonheart? It was an okay movie. Don't know how Catholic it was.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ykYG2)

298 Wait, is this the movie that is based on the conceit that a rich family that is heir to a game company gets together to play games and kill somebody?

I am guessing that didn't sound stupid enough, so they decided to pitch it as a wokefest.

I saw nothing in this trailer that was attractive.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ZfRYq)

299 279 If the Miami Dolphins played professional darts, Chris Evans looks like he was their losing goalie.
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Do they sell tickets anymore or just rely on television kickbacks?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

300 Sounds a lot like Christian movies. They get great "reviews" from the faithful because the movies say what the faithful want to hear, even though the movies are usually garbage.

Social Justice is the opiate of the morons.


Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (BJKQV)

301 Well, this all assumes that people writing those reviews actually know how to use a toilet, or have good personal hygiene. I'm betting they don't and smell like Chorizo that's been in someone's hot pocket for a week.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

302 In ancient Rome they had a lower social and legal status than prostitutes, which is right and proper.



Hitchcock was right: they're cattle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)


I disagree. Cattle provide valuable goods. Actors are more akin to dandelions: pretty to look at, but sucking up the resources necessary for more beneficial plants to grow.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (rP4OC)

303 I've got about twenty books that I'm going to keep hold of, if SHTF, because I think they're important. Maybe not the best twenty - but the twenty I got.

I'm going to keep my DVD of Blazing Saddles for the same reason. I'm not bullshitting here.

There is something fundamentally important about the comedy in Blazing Saddles - and the fact that we can't make it now - that is vital to a body of free and equal men.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (XmAy3)

304 Is there a reason everyone in that trailer looks like they're dying from AIDS?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (j3npP)
........

Not keeping up with their Truvada?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

305 272 241 When Hollywood finally collapses into its own cesspool of filth and red ink, they will wonder what happened to the most important cultural outlet in the world.

What they wont' understand is why 100 year old books still sell.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2019 04:15 PM (YslsA)

If we had any smart billionaires on the right, they'd be starting their own movie studios and hiring Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood to make its first few films before they get too old, to launch the brand.

Hollywood is running out of ideas, it's a snake eating its own tail. There hasn't ever been a better time to steal their market share.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 04:20 PM (J+mig)

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But they won't get the all important Chinese Box Office! Hollywood worships the foreign box office.

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (+0uDE)

306 290 >>"Unplanned" was a Christian movie that was good. The "Narnia" movies didn't avoid the Lewis subtext. "God's Not Dead" was... I'll rate it good, too. I didn't see "Fireproof" but I heard it doesn't blow.


"Bella" is good - no idea if that was a Christian production, though.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

Fireproof does indeed blow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

307 Thank you, Bander.


*checks IMDB*

Wait a second...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:22 PM (iikV


NEVER HAPPENED.

By the by, I'm all in on the theory that the Wickverse is just a subroutine of the Matrix.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

308 297 there's a story of a dragon written by...someone...with strong Catholic subtext...

I'm sorry man, but you're going to have to explain this. Pretend you're talking to an ex-Anglican ex-secular moron who converted to Catholicism like, just a few years ago.

Dragonheart? It was an okay movie. Don't know how Catholic it was.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ykYG2)

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Like um...I might write some books and stuff...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV8)

309 Political Polls @Politics_Polls
TEXAS
2020 GE:
Sanders 48% (+6)
Trump 42%
.
Biden 47% (+4)
Trump 43%
.
Castro 44% (+3)
Trump 41%
.
Warren 44% (+2)
Trump 42%
.
Booker 43% (+2)
Trump 41%
.
Harris 45% (+1)
Trump 44%
********
Gonna Be an early night

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (BqBId)

310 298 Wait, is this the movie that is based on the conceit that a rich family that is heir to a game company gets together to play games and kill somebody?

I am guessing that didn't sound stupid enough, so they decided to pitch it as a wokefest.

I saw nothing in this trailer that was attractive.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ZfRYq)

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Hide and Seek.

Movigique reviewed it in his last Saturday post. He liked it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV8)

311 every skit on SNL, every 'comedy' on the alphabets, every stage show not done by a straight white guy...
Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (XTiHL)

___

This has been the case since the 90s. Stupid middle aged white dad. Homer Simpson started it. But Homer was a stereotype in a show about stereotypes. All the sitcoms that followed was anti-white male hate.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (FiUMj)

312 So are they bringing knives to a gun fight? cause well Ok, I'm in then. fuck them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (O5bec)

313 Yes, but are there better asses in this movie than Brie Larsen?

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

314 I disagree. Cattle provide valuable goods. Actors are more akin to dandelions:
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (rP4OC)

Their seed flies everywhere when blown?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

315 This may turn out to be another "Get Out" movie where the SJW crowd thought is was about racist white people when in actuality it was more accurately about racist liberals.

Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

316 Breaking911 @Breaking911
17s
BREAKING: A large explosion has been heard in Afghanistan's capital near the U.S. Embassy shortly after midnight on the anniversary of the 9/11 attack on the United States - AP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (BqBId)

317 Is this movie going to fail at the box office just like Captain Marvel did?


They will be lucky to fail 10% of what Captain Marvel did.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (UpI0k)

318 *in this image we've edited out whatever the hell it is Ben Shapiro was saying, with an image of a smiling Abby in a tube top doing a shimmy with classical music in the background*

*let's see how long before anyone calls in to complain*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ykYG2)

319 232 I thought #KnivesOut was just a mash-up of a samurai movie and tentacle porn.
Posted by: Roy

Slither is good American tentacle pron.

Posted by: Downcast at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (Tv0+O)

320 I liked "Ready Or Not" if that's what you mean by "Hide And Seek"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ykYG2)

321 If you guys want easy money....predictit has Trump winning the GOP nomination at 88 cents. Which means buy at 88, if Trump wins you get 100. Pretty easy 14% return on investment.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (FiUMj)

322 But they won't get the all important Chinese Box Office! Hollywood worships the foreign box office.
Posted by: rd


Bollywood.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (dDUXP)

323 320 I liked "Ready Or Not" if that's what you mean by "Hide And Seek"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ykYG2)

=========

That is exactly what I meant.

Because I'm the movie guy...who can't keep movie titles straight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (iikV8)

324 By the by, I'm all in on the theory that the Wickverse is just a subroutine of the Matrix.

Ah, deja vu.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (UpI0k)

325 204
After watching the trailer --all politics aside-- I have no desire to see it whatsoever.
At most, it makes me want to watch 'Murder by Death' again.


or that psych episode with garrett morris

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (sGtp+)

326 ohhh! thanks James Madison.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (ykYG2)

327 They are literally bringing a knife to a gun fight.
I think I know the ending.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (jWe5r)

328 Chris Evans' uncle got primaried out of his MA Congressional seat by Squad member, Ayanna Pressley. LOL.

Posted by: Ever at September 10, 2019 04:29 PM (ZZDMQ)

329 Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (BqBId)

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2019 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

330 314
I disagree. Cattle provide valuable goods. Actors are more akin to dandelions:

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (rP4OC)



Their seed flies everywhere when blown?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:26 PM (NWiLs)


"Only if the bimbette doesn't swallow."
-Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 10, 2019 04:29 PM (rP4OC)

331 Yes, market a movie that might appeal to 12% of the total population.

Profit!

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman


I dunno, Spike Lee seems to have gotten mileage from that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 04:29 PM (AM1GF)

332 Mauler has a great video review of Game of Thrones season 8 episode 5. He goes into great depth about the poor writing and character assassination of many of the show's characters. It is up on the youtubes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 10, 2019 04:29 PM (/Njku)

333 325 204
After watching the trailer --all politics aside-- I have no desire to see it whatsoever.
At most, it makes me want to watch 'Murder by Death' again.

or that psych episode with garrett morris
Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 04:28 PM (sGtp+)

Clizzzthby!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

334 304 Is there a reason everyone in that trailer looks like they're dying from AIDS?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2019 04:23 PM (j3npP)
........

Not keeping up with their Truvada?
Posted by: wth



Those Truvada commercials are creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (rHo/u)

335 Apparently Ted Cruz's debate with Alyssa Milano has started.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

336 The most leftist movie I was able to enjoy?

Falling Down

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Rzloy)

337 Ace just can't quit Hollywood

Posted by: Kurt at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (8bT92)

338 Apparently Ted Cruz's debate with Alyssa Milano has started.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

And now it's over.

Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (J70i0)

339 By the by, I'm all in on the theory that the Wickverse is just a subroutine of the Matrix.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

"I need guns, lots of guns."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (5l6gb)

340 Back under the stairs, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (UpI0k)

341
Chris Evans' uncle got primaried out of his MA Congressional seat by Squad member, Ayanna Pressley.

---------

Ayanna earned some grudging respect from me recently, when she organized a GFM type thing, and told her voters to donate to it, for the purpose of throwing bail for Boston Antifa members who get arrested.

She's the only elected Dem to be honest about their relationship with their street troops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

342 Apparently Ted Cruz's debate with Alyssa Milano has started.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

How can one tell?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Rzloy)

343 336 The most leftist movie I was able to enjoy?

Falling Down
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Rzloy)

===========

I love me some Soviet propoganda like Strike and Soy Cuba.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV8)

344 And now it's over.

Bambi vs Godzilla.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:31 PM (UpI0k)

345 By the by, I'm all in on the theory that the Wickverse is just a subroutine of the Matrix.

I liked the first one. It was a guy with some crazy skills - but a ton of will. He gets bailed out at least once, if you recall. He also gets hurt.

I watched the second one at home - was glad I didn't pay to go to the cinema. He's comic-book tough in this one. He can't be stopped.

I didn't see the third.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (XmAy3)

346 335 Apparently Ted Cruz's debate with Alyssa Milano has started.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

I assumed that would be an ambush with plants in the crowd. If it were an actual debate it would be like sandblasting a cracker.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

347 Had to double take it wasn't Raimondo Last Blood

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (ZCEU2)

348 Those Truvada commercials are creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (rHo/

They picked a GQ model to be the tranny's boyfriend.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (Rzloy)

349 I'm pretty sure Chris Evans sold his balls to Satan to get the Marvel gig.

Posted by: Flubber at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (PQnIX)

350 345
I watched the second one at home - was glad I didn't pay to go to the cinema. He's comic-book tough in this one. He can't be stopped.

I didn't see the third.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (XmAy3)

=========

The second one is weighed down by a bunch of really awkwardly done world building that slows the movie to a crawl as it explains rule after rule for about an hour.

I have no idea how people like it. It's really boring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV8)

351 Posted by: Kurt

I was sorry to hear about the troubles you and raimondo are going through.

Posted by: a sympathetic ear at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (WwHot)

352 is it Don Johnson or Daniel Craig doing the horrible Southern accent?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Rq5bA)

353 The People Under the Stairs was a good flick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (QQcVe)

354 Had to double take it wasn't Raimondo Last Blood
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (ZCEU2)

--------

Is raimondo going through "The Change?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

355 Cruz vs Milano....on Pay Per View...

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (90T4r)

356 I didn't see the third.


He's Neo, with an assist from Halle Berry's tits.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (UpI0k)

357 Those Truvada commercials are creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (rHo/u)

Well, the entire point ends up being:
Hi, I take a drug that will help me continue to perform unnatural acts and reduce my chances of dying horribly at a young age.

Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (J70i0)

358 I assumed that would be an ambush with plants in the crowd. If it were an actual debate it would be like sandblasting a cracker.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

She's latinx, not a cracker.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

359 Ted I think is up on his game, Alyssa is out of her league

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (ZCEU2)

360 336 The most leftist movie I was able to enjoy?

Falling Down



Oh c'mon. Michael Douglas's character was the Hero!! I actually liked this movie a lot. It doesn't show up on TV that much which I find curious.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (rHo/u)

361 Only thing I ever liked Chris Evans in was " Cellular"...

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (90T4r)

362 @Techno_Fog

We have the transcript from today's Flynn hearing
Good read...

Thread:

https://tinyurl.com/yy76we45

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (cF8AT)

363 "Roundhead Rian Johnson"? I'd rather see a movie about the actual English Roundheads. That way they could include Cromwell's famous comment about disbanding Parliament.

And rich white leftists complaining about white entitlement?. What a joke! And I'll bet the murderer is a Trump voter, or is he/she a leftist nobly killing off the evil Trump supporters? It's a newer Miss Marple type mystery version of the movie that got shelved about someone killing off Trump supporters on a desert island?. Oh, hooooooray. Ten little Trumpites"?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (j0JAA)

364 This has been the case since the 90s. Stupid middle aged white dad. Homer Simpson started it. But Homer was a stereotype in a show about stereotypes. All the sitcoms that followed was anti-white male hate.

You can probably take it back to the Flintstones with a dash of Father Knows Best. But they typically had some message without the vitriol we had since Norman Lear got in the game.

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (XTiHL)

365 Chris Evans: America's backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (pPQeR)

366 D-FENS

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

367 He's Neo, with an assist from Halle Berry's tits.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (UpI0k)



See! They made a movie just for meeeeeeee.

That reminds me, I need watch Swordfish again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

368 is it Don Johnson or Daniel Craig doing the horrible Southern accent?





Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Rq5bA)

Daniel Craig

Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (J70i0)

369 >>Well, the entire point ends up being:
Hi, I take a drug that will help me continue to perform unnatural acts and reduce my chances of dying horribly at a young age.


Ah, is that what they mean by "for prep!!!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

370
I liked Falling Down. And I think it was intended to be Leftist, and failed miserably in that goal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

371 In related news, a Tank Girl reboot ia in the works, and may star Margo Robbie's perfect ass.

https://tinyurl.com/Heart-Shaped-Box-Tank



Posted by: Sharkman at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Mo1SD)

372 363 And rich white leftists complaining about white entitlement?. What a joke! And I'll bet the murderer is a Trump voter, or is he/she a leftist nobly killing off the evil Trump supporters? It's a newer Miss Marple type mystery version of the movie that got shelved about someone killing off Trump supporters on a desert island?. Oh, hooooooray. Ten little Trumpites"?
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (j0JAA)

=========

If the movie is as the critics say it is (there's always doubt because modern critics are pretty awful and stupid and see subtext where there isn't any from time to time), then it's Rian's middle finger to the right of center Star Wars fans who didn't like The Last Jedi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (iikV8)

373 The second one is weighed down by a bunch of really
awkwardly done world building that slows the movie to a crawl as it
explains rule after rule for about an hour.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV


Yeah - and I didn't have to have a complete reset on why everything is what it is. Figuring that out along the way is fine by me.

The first Mack Bolan book didn't bother laying all that out either. And they were fine. Hell - they were how I learned to read well. Thanks Dad. Glad CPS wasn't a thing back then.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (XmAy3)

374 352 is it Don Johnson or Daniel Craig doing the horrible Southern accent?


I think Don Johnson is a southerner.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (rHo/u)

375 But they won't get the all important Chinese Box Office! Hollywood worships the foreign box office.

Yeah that's how you hit a billion, you get popular in China. They don't give a crap about the domestic market any longer, there's not enough money in it.

Remember when producers used to worry about offending Ma and Pa Kettle from Iowa? They don't give a crap about them any longer. Its offending the Chinese government they fear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

376 Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (rHo/u)

That wasn't their intention.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Rzloy)

377 That reminds me, I need watch Swordfish again.


That was actually the best John Travolta vehicle since Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (UpI0k)

378 In related news, a Tank Girl reboot ia in the works, and may star Margo Robbie's perfect ass.

https://tinyurl.com/Heart-Shaped-Box-Tank



Posted by: Sharkman at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Mo1SD)


I support this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

379 362 Tami, I just read @techno_fog. Do you think Sullivan will throw out the case once the exculpatory information is finally provided?

Posted by: Ever at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (ZZDMQ)

380 Remember when producers used to worry about offending Ma and Pa Kettle
from Iowa? They don't give a crap about them any longer. Its offending
the Chinese government they fear.


Another good reason to bring them down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

381 Huh. Cable guy came on time. Installed all the shit so it works. Showed me how to work it. Was nice.

And now I have TV and don't have to internet through my phone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (UfSnB)

382 Fuck all of those clowns (except Don Johnson). Jamie Lee Curtis was born with "indistinguishable genitalia" Hence the fake boobs. Fuck her too.
Rambo is going to be awesome!

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (dKm4U)

383 369 >>Well, the entire point ends up being:
Hi, I take a drug that will help me continue to perform unnatural acts and reduce my chances of dying horribly at a young age.


Ah, is that what they mean by "for prep!!!"?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

"PrEP" stands for Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis in this case so you can engage in bug-chasing behavior while reducing the chance of getting the bug. Yay.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

384 371
In related news, a Tank Girl reboot ia in the works, and may star Margo Robbie's perfect ass.



https://tinyurl.com/Heart-Shaped-Box-Tank









Posted by: Sharkman at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Mo1SD)

Man Lori Petty has gone down hill. Is Ice-T going to be a kangaroo again?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 10, 2019 04:38 PM (5l6gb)

385 376 Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (rHo/u)

That wasn't their intention.



Ah, so like David Simon's The Wire not turning out as intended. Oopsie.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (rHo/u)

386 Lord help me, I just read a link at Insty from a nurse who witnessed the infanticide that VA Gov Northam so heartily supports. The "comfort room" made me sick. As in, I can't believe what I'm reading sick. This is absolutely demonic. Pat yourselves on the backs, leftists.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (JoUsr)

387 I like Chris Evans in movies, he was the only highlight of the first two Fantastic Four movies as the torch, and he does great as Captain America.

He's a tremendous douche in real life, but hell half the people you see on the screen are probably horrible people in real life if not child molesting scum. Its best just to not know anything about people who entertain you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

388 That reminds me, I need watch Swordfish again.





That was actually the best John Travolta vehicle since Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (UpI0k)

The only 2 things good about that movie were Hallie Berry's tits.

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (dKm4U)

389 And now I have TV and don't have to internet through my phone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (UfSnB)


Do you want to pay wireless rates to surf Tinder ?

Do it man. Use some roll-over minutes. Whatever.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (XmAy3)

390 346 335 Apparently Ted Cruz's debate with Alyssa Milano has started.


You know, I read that five times seeing Ted Danson's debate with Alyssa Milano and wondering...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:40 PM (UfSnB)

391 I think Suicide Squad is one of worst movies made mostly because of the editing but I watch it every time it comes on because of Margo's ass. Granted I flip back and forth from other shows but I've got it pretty much timed .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (Rzloy)

392 388 That reminds me, I need watch Swordfish again.





That was actually the best John Travolta vehicle since Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (UpI0k)

The only 2 things good about that movie were Hallie Berry's tits.
Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:39 PM (dKm4U)

Left me feeling flat. I think she sprung a leak somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

393 Only thing I ever liked Chris Evans in was " Cellular"...

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:34 PM (90T4r)

I'll admit I enjoyed "Push."

Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (J70i0)

394 380 Remember when producers used to worry about offending Ma and Pa Kettle from Iowa? They don't give a crap about them any longer. Its offending the Chinese government they fear.

+++

well, yeah. But China and India are pretty based and chaste compared to America. So, how are they going to sell this shitshow to them?Are they going to replace the dialog to make Shiny Gold Number One American Leader and his White Gold Rich Money Followers (actual translation) the good guys.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (thQkh)

395 362

Cannot bl that Flynn had been exonerated for FARA and the Logan Act, but SC lied to Sullivan about Flynn receiving a benefit from the SC not pursuing the FARA charges, which Sullivan would have considered negatively towards Flynn in his sentencing.

The SC is nothing but evil.

Posted by: Ever at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (ZZDMQ)

396 Suicide Squad was just a mess of a movie.

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (90T4r)

397 ALIENSTOCK 2019!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (d7Ww2)

398 357 Those Truvada commercials are creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (rHo/u)

Well, the entire point ends up being:
Hi, I take a drug that will help me continue to perform unnatural acts and reduce my chances of dying horribly at a young age.
Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (J70i0)

I love how they have to stress that it doesn't prevent pregnancy. Because people. Because stupid.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:42 PM (Izzlo)

399 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

400 See! They made a movie just for meeeeeeee.

That reminds me, I need watch Swordfish again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 04:35 PM (mf5HN)


Do not be fooled. The reason you cast Halle Berry in a movie is because she is hawt. Like in Swordfish (yes, please).

JW3, not so much.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)

401 394 380 Remember when producers used to worry about offending Ma and Pa Kettle from Iowa? They don't give a crap about them any longer. Its offending the Chinese government they fear.

+++

well, yeah. But China and India are pretty based and chaste compared to America. So, how are they going to sell this shitshow to them?Are they going to replace the dialog to make Shiny Gold Number One American Leader and his White Gold Rich Money Followers (actual translation) the good guys.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (thQkh)

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This movie is probably cheap. Maybe $30 million.

It doesn't need to make too much to make a profit. It's the sort of little project a big studio will give to a director that made a movie that made a lot of money for them.

Like when Christopher Nolan made The Prestige after he made Batman Begins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:43 PM (iikV8)

402 >>Lord help me, I just read a link at Insty from a nurse who witnessed the infanticide that VA Gov Northam so heartily supports. The "comfort room" made me sick. As in, I can't believe what I'm reading sick. This is absolutely demonic. Pat yourselves on the backs, leftists.

Yikes.
No go read the link from late last week in one of JJ's morning reports written by a nurse (activist) declaring that there should be no conscience exemption for nurses wanting to not be forced to participate in an abortion. These people only want people who are OK with killing to be working in medical care, and no religion-affiliated hospitals.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:43 PM (bDqIh)

403 Those Truvada commercials are creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor
........

Nothing creepy about this:

https://tinyurl.com/yyk5lzx4

Nosiree, nuh-uh.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

404 It doesn't need to make too much to make a profit. It's the sort of little project a big studio will give to a director that made a movie that made a lot of money for them.

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good point, you guys. This is just a thing for Rian to do to build street cred. Doesn't cost nothing

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (thQkh)

405 Movies like this they don't make to earn money. They make it to provide a safe space, a wubbie for the left. There's a whole industry in it now, most of the "news" from places like CNN are to help repair the bubble and make scared and traumatized lefties feel better by giving them pap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

406 I see it stars that asshole Chris Evans.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (H8QX8)

407 I have to admit, in a sick sort of way it's nice having such an accurate barometer in Rotten Tomatoes.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (Z1ykJ)

408 BREAKING: Shocking nobody, Mittens announces he's all in on gun grabbing and will vote for expanded background checks, AKA the national registry bill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

409 >>We have the transcript from today's Flynn hearing
Good read...


I'm anxious to hear how the DOJ is going to explain losing Pientka's 302 of the Flynn interview.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (ZLI7S)

410 whoohooo!


*runs*
*vaults*
*triple twisting tsukahara!*
*sticks landing*

*POUNCE!*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

411 402 >>Lord help me, I just read a link at Insty from a nurse who witnessed the infanticide that VA Gov Northam so heartily supports. The "comfort room" made me sick. As in, I can't believe what I'm reading sick. This is absolutely demonic. Pat yourselves on the backs, leftists.

Yikes.
No go read the link from late last week in one of JJ's morning reports written by a nurse (activist) declaring that there should be no conscience exemption for nurses wanting to not be forced to participate in an abortion. These people only want people who are OK with killing to be working in medical care, and no religion-affiliated hospitals.

+++++++++++

well, in Maryland, the local governments are now pro-rape as long as illegals do it.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (thQkh)

412 398 357 Those Truvada commercials are creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:30 PM (rHo/u)

Well, the entire point ends up being:
Hi, I take a drug that will help me continue to perform unnatural acts and reduce my chances of dying horribly at a young age.
Posted by: WOPR at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (J70i0)

I love how they have to stress that it doesn't prevent pregnancy. Because people. Because stupid.
Posted by: josephistan



The message of 'live and love who you want' is why they have to take that Truvada crap in the first place, but individual responsibility is somethingsomethingphobic.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (rHo/u)

413 Knives Out appeared to me to be something that decades ago would have been a swipe at "Upper Class WASPS", so it doesn't surprise me that these days that would fall under a swipe at "White Privilege".

It doesn't bother me. These people are so bad at understanding and using words, I'd have to see it myself. Of course, I have no problem thinking the Star Wars Ruiner himself might have an unabashed bash at the smelly Walmart class in there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (YOhRS)

414 well, yeah. But China and India are pretty based and chaste compared to America. So, how are they going to sell this shitshow to them?Are they going to replace the dialog to make Shiny Gold Number One American Leader and his White Gold Rich Money Followers (actual translation) the good guys.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:41 PM (thQkh)

Indian & Chinese action movies are often pretty good. The men are men, the women are women, no SJW crap, and if it's a military oriented action film, the soldiers are proud of their countries.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (Izzlo)

415 BREAKING: Shocking nobody, Mittens announces he's all in on gun grabbing and will vote for expanded background checks, AKA the national registry bill.


Apropos of nothing. I had my first NICS delay this week. The FFL told me that the checks are not approving one in three of his customers.

Something is up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (UpI0k)

416 test

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (FNXDu)

417 Has anybody seen a movie lately -- or ever -- that was a great, big "f*ck you" to the Left?



Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (H8QX8)

418 LMAO.
That first trailer was completely stupid, unfunny, and gave me no reason to see another 'peeps are locked in the house until the murder is solved and everyone is a suspect and the second person that dies is probably the killer because omg we need a plot twist' movie.

The Rambo one looks better, since it is obviously like a "Taken", but with fucking RAMBO, so it will be that much more awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (ufFY8)

419 Trying to think of an Indian or Chinese movie I have seen.....

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (90T4r)

420

The trend I am seeing now in productions is the blurred line between a male and female. In description, in partner, and switching back and forth. There is no difference between the genders now in many shows. I'm starting to see this as a pattern, so they have their new marching orders for shaping our society.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

421 BREAKING: Shocking nobody, Mittens announces he's all
in on gun grabbing and will vote for expanded background checks, AKA
the national registry bill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

Sure Willard, vote for a bill that would not have stopped a SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKING SHOOTINGS!! Asshole.

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (dKm4U)

422 BREAKING: Shocking nobody, Mittens announces he's all in on gun grabbing and will vote for expanded background checks, AKA the national registry bill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
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It's almost like we can thank Obama for at least saving us from electing this guy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (YOhRS)

423 What cracks me up is that the site Rotten Tomatoes is only popular and used because people relied on it for accurate reads on films.

Taking a huge crap on that by pushing certain movies and attacking others merely based on politics eliminates that value and guts the point of the site. People are (if they have not already) going to start giving the site a pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

424 Paying for guns and ammo with cash is how I always roll..

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (90T4r)

425 I like the dancing dude with the dread bun.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

426 Has anybody seen a movie lately -- or ever -- that was a great, big "f*ck you" to the Left?


Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (H8QX



Green Inferno was close to it. Boy, does it make the SJWs look dumb.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FJYfm)

427 Lord help me, I just read a link at Insty from a nurse who witnessed the
infanticide that VA Gov Northam so heartily supports. The "comfort
room" made me sick. As in, I can't believe what I'm reading sick. This
is absolutely demonic. Pat yourselves on the backs, leftists.



Hell, I just saw some video from Paul Joseph Watson - and I was totally unaware that there's a "breeding fetish" where people get pregnant on purpose, just to have an abortion at 20 weeks. Over, and over.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (Z1ykJ)

428 379 362 Tami, I just read @techno_fog. Do you think Sullivan will throw out the case once the exculpatory information is finally provided?

Posted by: Ever at September 10, 2019 04:37 PM (ZZDMQ)

I don't know. It's all very confusing...I read this earlier today:

@Tom_Winter

NEW: Judge Sullivan schedules a December 18th sentencing date for Ret. Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn.

His attorney, Sydney Powell, told the judge she does not anticipate withdrawing Flynn's guilty plea
@KenDilanianNBC reports.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

429 Something is up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (UpI0k)


I've had an itch on the back of my neck for the last few weeks to go ahead and get the rest of the magazines I need, and lay in a last big order of ammo.

This is the kind of info I'm gonna' miss during a crack-down. Thanks Grump. That's good info.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (XmAy3)

430 410 whoohooo!


*runs*
*vaults*
*triple twisting tsukahara!*
*sticks landing*

*POUNCE!*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

I don't even know what a triple twisting tsukahara is, but I like it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

431 423 What cracks me up is that the site Rotten Tomatoes is only popular and used because people relied on it for accurate reads on films.

Taking a huge crap on that by pushing certain movies and attacking others merely based on politics eliminates that value and guts the point of the site. People are (if they have not already) going to start giving the site a pass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

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No one uses it right anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (iikV8)

432 >>I like the dancing dude with the dread bun.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but you probably ought to be taking Truvada for prep.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

433 Shocking nobody, Mittens announces he's all
in on gun grabbing and will vote for expanded background checks, AKA
the national registry bill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

Wasn't this one of his campaign promises when he was running for the Senate?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2019 04:49 PM (l1sdS)

434 426 Has anybody seen a movie lately -- or ever -- that was a great, big "f*ck you" to the Left?


Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (H8QX



Green Inferno was close to it. Boy, does it make the SJWs look dumb.
Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FJYfm)

So it's a documentary?

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:49 PM (Izzlo)

435 I don't even know what a triple twisting tsukahara is, but I like it!


I'm having Blade Runner flashbacks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:50 PM (UpI0k)

436 By the way, the premise of that movie is fucking absurd. "Nobody can leave until I solve this" FUCK YOU! Arrest me or get the fuck out of my way. Round head Johnson is an idiot.

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:50 PM (dKm4U)

437 I think a National Registry would be kinda like the system Illinois has in place already.. maybe..

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)

438 Speaking of SJW porn....anyone here watching the HBO show Succession? It's what the left thinks Rupert Murdoch and his sons are like....neo Nazis basically with Fox News as a mouthpiece for neo Nazis. Which is hilarous given what Fox has become.

Season 1 was less political and more focused on family intrigue. Season 2 went full retard political, but still the acting is awesome so I'm into it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

439 Green Inferno was close to it. Boy, does it make the SJWs look dumb.
Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FJYfm)

So it's a documentary?

++++++++

what's funny is the director married that hot chick who played the sjw who covered up for the bad green infernoes because brownpeoplegood

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (thQkh)

440
NEW: Judge Sullivan schedules a December 18th sentencing date for Ret. Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn.

His attorney, Sydney Powell, told the judge she does not anticipate withdrawing Flynn's guilty plea
@KenDilanianNBC reports.
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

Time served, followed by a Christmas pardon from Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

441 "At most, it makes me want to watch 'Murder by Death' again."

THAT is a classic. Sir Alec Guiness as "Yessir Bensonmum", the blind butler... Lionel Twain having a record for smuggling middle-class white Americans into Mexico...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (BblEJ)

442 Green Inferno was close to it. Boy, does it make the SJWs look dumb.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FJYfm)



So it's a documentary?

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:49 PM (Izzlo)

Green Inferno was awesome, what do you mean they are going to eat us?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (5l6gb)

443 436 By the way, the premise of that movie is fucking absurd. "Nobody can leave until I solve this" FUCK YOU! Arrest me or get the fuck out of my way. Round head Johnson is an idiot.
Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:50 PM (dKm4U)

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It's a trailer. There's probably more to it than that in the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (iikV8)

444 Green Inferno was close to it. Boy, does it make the SJWs look dumb.
Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FJYfm)

So it's a documentary?
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:49 PM (Izzlo)


Sadly, no. In this, the SJWs actually pay the ultimate price for their arrogance and stupidity. That doesn't happen enough in real life, except for Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FJYfm)

445
Taking a huge crap on that by pushing certain
movies and attacking others merely based on politics eliminates that
value and guts the point of the site. People are (if they have not
already) going to start giving the site a pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)


When they decided to cut people/users out of the equation, I bailed. You're right, the very thing that made it in the first place. Just like Youtube, or any of the other popular internet sites.


They're so afraid they're wrong they can't cope with the consequences.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (Z1ykJ)

446 Anyone remember the movie where these Libs invited over these "Conservative" people over for Dinner then poisoned them and buried them in the back yard under Tomato plants. Sounds like the same movie.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (dKiJG)

447 427
I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that. Some people just need killing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (Ol/Jg)

448 Indian & Chinese action movies are often pretty good. The men are men, the women are women, no SJW crap, and if it's a military oriented action film, the soldiers are proud of their countries.
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (Izzlo)

And if its an Indian movie, the bad guys are probably Pakistani Muslims.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (N4xQB)

449 >>His attorney, Sydney Powell, told the judge she does not anticipate withdrawing Flynn's guilty plea

She's not looking to retry the case. She's trying to get Sullivan to toss the whole thing over prosecutorial misconduct.

Seems like she's got a pretty strong case.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

450 Speaking of SJW porn....anyone here watching the HBO show Succession? It's what the left thinks Rupert Murdoch and his sons are like....neo Nazis basically with Fox News as a mouthpiece for neo Nazis. Which is hilarous given what Fox has become.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

It's by design. This is how they get the Murdoch boys to move ever further Left to prove that they are not the Naiz they are portrayed as....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (NFEMn)

451 >>Speaking of SJW porn....anyone here watching the HBO show Succession?


It was created by the guy who often partners with Will Farrell - uber Lefty anti-capitalism douchebag. He's the one who put the anti-Wall street screed in the closing credits of "The Other Guys" movie.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (bDqIh)

452 It's a trailer. There's probably more to it than that in the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (iikV
I read an interview with that clown today and he wants to be the next Agatha Christie. I'd be surprised if there is much more. I'll never see it so...

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (dKm4U)

453 Apropos of nothing. I had my first NICS delay this week. The FFL told me that the checks are not approving one in three of his customers.

Something is up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:46 PM (UpI0k)

__

Don't look at us. We're way too busy fucking with the 2020 election to have time for that stuff.

Posted by: Google at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (FiUMj)

454 >>Has anybody seen a movie lately -


Not in 15-20 years.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (0Uei+)

455 449 >>His attorney, Sydney Powell, told the judge she does not anticipate withdrawing Flynn's guilty plea

She's not looking to retry the case. She's trying to get Sullivan to toss the whole thing over prosecutorial misconduct.

Seems like she's got a pretty strong case.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

I was under the impression that it is now illegal to serve under a Republican president unless you're trying to undermine his agenda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (iikV8)

456 NOOD!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (UpI0k)

457
Who knew it's actually kind of racist to teach your kids to eat with silverware.

https://tinyurl.com/y6t6m2dn

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (wiXsO)

458 If the movie is as the critics say it is (there's always doubt because modern critics are pretty awful and stupid and see subtext where there isn't any from time to time)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:36 PM (iikV
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Exactly. These people are just bad with words, logic and concepts. If they have any aptitude for analytics, it's lying in the attack collecting dust.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (YOhRS)

459 454 >>Has anybody seen a movie lately -


Not in 15-20 years.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (0Uei+)

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I watched half a movie last night.

The next 3.5 hours will be tonight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (iikV8)

460 Hell, I just saw some video from Paul Joseph Watson - and I was totally unaware that there's a "breeding fetish" where people get pregnant on purpose, just to have an abortion at 20 weeks. Over, and over.

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Ummmm..... thats a snuff fetish.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

461 "At most, it makes me want to watch 'Murder by Death' again."



THAT is a classic. Sir Alec Guiness as "Yessir Bensonmum", the blind
butler... Lionel Twain having a record for smuggling middle-class white
Americans into Mexico...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (BblEJ)


I love that movie to pieces. It sure couldn't get made today.

"Locked from the inside. That can mean only one thing! And I don't know what that is."

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2019 04:54 PM (Z1ykJ)

462 Movie that's a fuck you to the Left?

Any movie where the innocent protect themselves with a firearm.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (Rzloy)

463 449 >>His attorney, Sydney Powell, told the judge she does not anticipate withdrawing Flynn's guilty plea

She's not looking to retry the case. She's trying to get Sullivan to toss the whole thing over prosecutorial misconduct.

Seems like she's got a pretty strong case.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

I agree she does but....I want him completely exonerated. Anything short of that is disappointing.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (cF8AT)

464 The next 3.5 hours will be tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (iikV
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Berlin Alexanderplatz?

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (kQs4Y)

465 >>>Jamie Lee Curtis was born with "indistinguishable genitalia" Hence the fake boobs<<<

What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (kLDv+)

466 464 The next 3.5 hours will be tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (iikV
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Berlin Alexanderplatz?
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (kQs4Y)

========

War and Peace. 1966, made by the Soviet Union.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (iikV8)

467 I knew McCain was a petulant bastard when I voted for him, but Romney fooled me more that I like to acknowledge. I fashioned him into a 'honorable' man in my mind.

Not much of a choice with the opponent, in the event.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (FTlwv)

468 And Berlin Alexanderplatz is great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (iikV8)

469 Indian & Chinese action movies are often pretty good. The men are men, the women are women, no SJW crap, and if it's a military oriented action film, the soldiers are proud of their countries.
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 04:45 PM (Izzlo)

I would recommend South Korean movies, The MAN FROM NOWHERE, KINGDOM and their crime movies I find very good very gritty.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2019 04:57 PM (dKiJG)

470 War and Peace. 1966, made by the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (iikV
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Gonna to a breakdown in the next movie thread?

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 10, 2019 04:57 PM (kQs4Y)

471 I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that. Some people just need killing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2019 04:51 PM (Ol/Jg)


Forceps to the skull while pulling them through a storm drain sounds like a great start.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2019 04:57 PM (Z1ykJ)

472 I knew McCain was a petulant bastard when I voted
for him, but Romney fooled me more that I like to acknowledge. I
fashioned him into a 'honorable' man in my mind.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (FTlwv)


Romney fooled me even more than McCain. Of course, after Obama's first four - I was an easy mark.

All the same - knowing then what I know now - I'm still glad I didn't vote for McCain. And glad Romney lost. He would have made everything worse. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (XmAy3)

473 I read an interview with that clown today and he wants to be the next Agatha Christie. I'd be surprised if there is much more. I'll never see it so...

Posted by: Timon at September 10, 2019 04:53 PM (dKm4U)
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So he's transitioning?

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (YOhRS)

474 470 War and Peace. 1966, made by the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:56 PM (iikV
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Gonna to a breakdown in the next movie thread?
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 10, 2019 04:57 PM (kQs4Y)

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Maybe...

I was thinking of writing something about Soviet propaganda, but War and Peace doesn't really fit. It's nationalistic, but not really propagandist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (iikV8)

475 Greasy sock off!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (kQs4Y)

476 >>I agree she does but....I want him completely exonerated. Anything short of that is disappointing.

Well he did lie to the FBI. That doesn't appear to be in dispute so trying argue the case there doesn't seem very fruitful.

But if it can be shown that the case should never have been brought in the first place but for prosecutorial misconduct the lie becomes immaterial because he never should have been charged with anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

477 I was thinking of writing something about Soviet propaganda, but War and Peace doesn't really fit. It's nationalistic, but not really propagandist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (iikV
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maybe Eisentein's "Ivan the Terrible"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 04:59 PM (kQs4Y)

478 "Knives Out: See it with a mob!"

Posted by: Film reviewer, Antifa Times-Herald at September 10, 2019 04:59 PM (11H2y)

479 Looking back on it, I guess I really voted for Palin.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 10, 2019 04:59 PM (FTlwv)

480 I don't even know who Chris Evans is.
Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 04:59 PM (flINI)

481 477 I was thinking of writing something about Soviet propaganda, but War and Peace doesn't really fit. It's nationalistic, but not really propagandist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (iikV
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maybe Eisentein's "Ivan the Terrible"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 04:59 PM (kQs4Y)

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I'm also getting both Strike and Battleship Potemkin. So those, while also touching on Soy Cuba.

Or I could do what I had thought of a few weeks ago and talk about layers of analysis, focusing on High Noon and On the Waterfront.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 05:00 PM (iikV8)

482 Which made "The 50 Worst Films of All Time".

Far better is "Aleksander Nevsky" which really is propaganda in the better sense and has that epic Prokofiev score.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 05:01 PM (kQs4Y)

483 Well he did lie to the FBI. That doesn't appear to be in dispute so trying argue the case there doesn't seem very fruitful.

But if it can be shown that the case should never have been brought in the first place but for prosecutorial misconduct the lie becomes immaterial because he never should have been charged with anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)


Pffffttt. The FBI lied to the president...let's call it even.

Then I want Flynn's case tossed an the prosecutor's arrested.

I WANT BLOOD!

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 05:01 PM (cF8AT)

484 Well he did lie to the FBI. That doesn't appear to be in dispute so trying argue the case there doesn't seem very fruitful.

But if it can be shown that the case should never have been brought in the first place but for prosecutorial misconduct the lie becomes immaterial because he never should have been charged with anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

The FBI told him the interview was just for practice didn't they?

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 05:01 PM (Wj9tV)

485 I've been watching Succession but season 2 is absurd. The "Fox News" anchor guy honeymooned at Berchtesgaden. That's the Big Secret that is revealed.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2019 05:01 PM (MSTWM)

486 465 >>>Jamie Lee Curtis was born with "indistinguishable genitalia" Hence the fake boobs

What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 04:55 PM (kLDv+)

She was holding a full house.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 10, 2019 05:02 PM (FKHWN)

487 My sense of Brando's talent came from early exposure to MAD Magazine parodies ("Mutiny on the Bouncy", "The Mild Bunch") so I was unprepared for how good he was in "On The Waterfront".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 05:03 PM (kQs4Y)

488 Well, I will watch it when it gets to streaming, with the sound off, and just fast forward to the scenes with Ana de Armas and then pause every few frames.

Posted by: Jerry N at September 10, 2019 05:04 PM (vN+oL)

489 >>Pffffttt. The FBI lied to the president...let's call it even.

>>Then I want Flynn's case tossed an the prosecutor's arrested.

>>I WANT BLOOD!


Wouldn't you prefer some nice honey? Maybe a pic a nic basket?

Posted by: JackStraw Expert On Stuff at September 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

490 TJM, it might be nice if you dropped a hint as to the movies to be analyzed, and then us film freaks can watch the flick before the movie thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 05:05 PM (kQs4Y)

491 Wouldn't you prefer some nice honey? Maybe a pic a nic basket?

Posted by: JackStraw Expert On Stuff at September 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

No, I prefer to rip arms off and ruin your backyard trampoline. Hmpf.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 05:06 PM (cF8AT)

492
saving Rians' Private

Posted by: saf at September 10, 2019 05:06 PM (ru+h7)

493 490 TJM, it might be nice if you dropped a hint as to the movies to be analyzed, and then us film freaks can watch the flick before the movie thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 10, 2019 05:05 PM (kQs4Y)

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I'll do that. Gotta figure out the delivery for it. Maybe a tweet, or a post on my own blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at September 10, 2019 05:07 PM (Ys7Z7)

494 This Rian Johnson?

Sounds like a lot of Hollywood retard gibberish.

Posted by: Howard Johnson, how many flavors? at September 10, 2019 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

495 It's been like 45 years since this song was written, but it's still true....

From "Show Biz Kids" - Steely Dan

Show biz kids making movies
Of themselves you know they
Don't give a fuck about anybody else

While the poor people sleepin'
With the shade on the light
While the poor people sleepin'
All the stars come out at night

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 10, 2019 05:10 PM (vcOmj)

496


S....................................................damn it



TIFF TWATS IN FELLATIO FORMATION

Posted by: saf at September 10, 2019 05:10 PM (ru+h7)

497 On The Watergunt is one of my favorite movies!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler/Sizzler at September 10, 2019 05:10 PM (0D+GD)

498 The minute these elitist jackasses trot out Agatha Christie comparisons, I know it's going to be shit. They've been trying to destroy Christie for years (see Amazon's Poirot-parody and the BBCs utter dreck of a Tommy and Tuppence). Her estate just goes for money and doesn't give a damn about her work.

Hollywood knows shit about Christie and who-dunnit capers. They just want to push their trash in any form and get metaphorical revenge. You'd think that an entire industry that has finalized it's goal of stamping out non-woke thought would just take the win and go back to making entertainment. They must be feeling the turn coming against them, otherwise they wouldn't need to constantly lecture their audiences so forcefully.

Oh, and related to the sidebar: Why does anyone like that smug jerkoff Hamm? He sucked in his added Good Omens role (a series that I thought was ok, due to Gaiman cutting his own material in favor and reverence of Pratchett's wit and in spite of Gaiman adding new shit from a supposed sequel...).

Finally, did someone mention The Man from Nowhere? Very good film.

Posted by: soulpile at September 10, 2019 05:12 PM (wJAJb)

499
PITY THE POOR PLEBS WHO HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE SHyTE ON YONGE STREET WHEN HOLLYWEIRDS FUCK OFF TO 'GREENER' PASTURES.

Posted by: saf at September 10, 2019 05:16 PM (ru+h7)

500 The "Fox News" anchor guy honeymooned at Berchtesgaden.

So, like honeymooning in the Soviet Union?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

501 What cracks me up is that the site Rotten Tomatoes is only popular and used because people relied on it for accurate reads on films.

Taking a huge crap on that by pushing certain movies and attacking others merely based on politics eliminates that value and guts the point of the site. People are (if they have not already) going to start giving the site a pass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

Cable reviewers like Siskel and Ebert became popular when newspaper reviews became establishment and lost contact with the audience.

Internet reviewers and aggregate sites became popular when cable reviewers became co-opted by the establishment.

Now aggregate sites like Rotten Tomatoes are co-opted, but the people will just find another source that has not been co-opted.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2019 06:00 PM (FTPn0)

502 I guess I understand that there are lots of people out there who haven't yet caught on to what Hollywood, and the entertainment industry in general, are up to. But articles like this make my eyes glaze over. I mean, do we STILL have to objurgate in goggle-eyed amazement every time we observe that the Liberals who run the most omnipresent, seductively invasive and intellectually debauching propaganda machine since the Medieval Catholic Church are not being on-the-level with us?

Posted by: jbspry at September 10, 2019 06:01 PM (8V4Sv)

503 Because saying "fuck you I hate you" to your audience is Marketing 101.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 10, 2019 06:02 PM (koNhm)

504 A man wearing a scarf indoors while sitting down always gets a 100% dooshbag rating.

Posted by: Quilp at September 10, 2019 07:01 PM (Bf3hj)

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