Gloria Allred's Daughter, Lisa Bloom, Begged for Work from Harvey Weinstein, Arguing That As Someone Who Posed as a Feminist, She'd Be the Perfect Person to Undermine and Attack Weinstein's Accusers

It's all a grift, and it's all about Identity Politics.

If you have the right Identity, you can do anything. You can weaponize and monetize your Identity. If you have the right Identity, you can do all the nasty things you claim people with the Wrong Identity do, and get paid and praised for it.

In "She Said," which Variety has obtained, lawyers Lisa Bloom and David Boies emerge as ruthless advocates on behalf of Weinstein. Kantor and Twohey include a damning memo from Bloom to Weinstein from December 2016 that is a six-point plan for him to fight McGowan, and also to repair his reputation.

Toward the end of the memo, Bloom wrote, "A reminder: would you please connect me with David Boies so that I can get retained?"

...

Weinstein knew [Rose] McGowan was writing a memoir, and was positive she was going to expose him, which is why Bloom focused on undermining the actor.

Alter’s story quotes from Bloom's memo: "I feel equipped to help you against the Roses of the world, because I have represented so many of them." Bloom also adds: "We can place an article re her becoming increasingly unglued, so that when someone Googles her this is what pops up and she's discredited."

Rose McGowan called for Bloom to be disbarred -- because that's the go-to move, calling for deplatforming. I don't know that this kind of thing, which has nothing to do with a courtroom, is even covered by bar rules. Maybe it is. I dunno.

Full email below.

Some excerpts here:






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:27 PM




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1 Sponge

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:28 PM (cF8AT)

2 meep meep

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

3 The Jokers daughter

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

4 Sponge
Posted by: Tami


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (dDUXP)

5 Nice Sisterhood you got there.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (0Uei+)

6 Gloria Allred's Daughter, Lisa Bloom, Begged for Work from Harvey Weinstein, Arguing That As Someone Who Posed as a Feminist, She'd Be the Perfect Person to Undermine and Attack Weinstein's Accusers


She seems......nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (dDUXP)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:30 PM (iikV8)

8 Rose has faded.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:30 PM (cfSRQ)

9 Interesting little bit about the Clinton hack at the end of the letter. Were there any emails back and forth between Hillary and Weinstein that have been published?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2019 02:30 PM (+/C3g)

10 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (dDUXP)

11 517 nude Gloria allred
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Not true, thank God.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (TOOqT)

12 Finally!!! We have withdrawn from Afghanistan, here!!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (90T4r)

13 I read the content....need a shower.

Gah...these people.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (cF8AT)

14 Interesting little bit about the Clinton hack at the end of the letter. Were there any emails back and forth between Hillary and Weinstein that have been published?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon


Let's ask the Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (dDUXP)

15
Well.... she's an attorney... soooo....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

16 Lawyers? Disbarment?

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

17 If he's the hero, what does that make me?

Posted by: Ficus at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (0Uei+)

18 10 Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (dDUXP)

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I identify as a pharaoh hound.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (iikV8)

19 As always...

FOLLOW

THE

MONEY

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (FiUMj)

20 Worth repeating: A lot of liberal women assume conservative men are scum because the *good* liberal men they know are creepers and perverts and clearly conservative men *must* be worse.

Nope.

It's funny how once the dam broke, all the liberal #metoo women started coming out with their stories but the Dems literally need to hire women to sue Trump for the same thing because (apparently) he's quite the charmer and leaves his dates on good terms.

Weird.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (cfSRQ)

21 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:30 PM (iikV


We knowwwwwww.......

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (7s3Gx)

22 14 Interesting little bit about the Clinton hack at the end of the letter. Were there any emails back and forth between Hillary and Weinstein that have been published?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon


Let's ask the Chinese.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (dDUXP)

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How about Google?

Oh, right...no difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (iikV8)

23 If #MeToo kils the careers, or at least the effectiveness of Allred and Bloom, than that is #WINNING


They are horrid, a cancer om politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

24 18 10 Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (dDUXP)

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I identify as a pharaoh hound.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (iikV

Bark like an Egyptian

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

25 I mean, I could see Bill bonding with Weinstein while swapping favorite yoga poses, but I doubt that's what Hillary would have been di$cu$$ing with him.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (+/C3g)

26 If you have the right Identity, you can do anything. You can weaponize and monetize your Identity. If you have the right Identity, you can do all the nasty things you claim people with the Wrong Identity do, and get paid and praised for it.


I have somehow stupidly missed out on this grift.

ace, I can't think of what bar provisions Bloom would have violated either.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

27 Is there noone left of the high visibility variety that has an ounce of decency, integrity and morals anymore?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (JoUsr)

28 All fake all the fucking time. All of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (QQcVe)

29 Typical really.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (Wj9tV)

30 21 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:30 PM (iikV

We knowwwwwww.......
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (7s3Gx)

==========

You might have missed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV8)

31 Disbarred? LOL! Lisa Bloom is more likely to get a Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Bar Association for that move.

"The ABA, Proudly Playing both Ends against the Middle since 1878".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

32 Does his Yelp! review of her service use the word : Spunky?

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (0Uei+)

33 23 If #MeToo kils the careers, or at least the effectiveness of Allred and Bloom, than that is #WINNING


They are horrid, a cancer om politics.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

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Don't worry. I'm sure there's some other female lawyer without scruples who will take their places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV8)

34 You might have missed it.

Not after the 70th time...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (7s3Gx)

35 Bar rules.

No throwing drinks. No fighting in the bar, take it outside.

Other than that there shouldn't be any bar rules.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

36 I hate scum like Allred and Bloom more than most because they feed the popular notion that all lawyers are like this.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:34 PM (TOOqT)

37 If he's the hero, what does that make me?

Posted by: Ficus at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (0Uei+)
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In need of another month of therapy?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2019 02:34 PM (+/C3g)

38
Bark like an Egyptian
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)


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Oh.... thanks for that ..... now whenever I picture JamesMadison in my minds eye he has the face of.....







....Susanna Hoffs

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

39 >>It's funny how once the dam broke, all the liberal #metoo women started coming out with their stories but the Dems literally need to hire women to sue Trump for the same thing because (apparently) he's quite the charmer and leaves his dates on good terms.

Weird.



It's the Counter-Clockwise Swirl at the end.

Gets them every time.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:34 PM (0Uei+)

40 Don't worry. I'm sure there's some other female lawyer without scruples who will take their places.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV

Lawyer without scruples is redundant.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (J+mig)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

42 34 You might have missed it.

Not after the 70th time...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (7s3Gx)

==========

Alright, guys.

We gotta stop memes after 70 times.

Sponge: No more firsts from you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (iikV8)

43 1 Sponge
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:28 PM (cF8AT)


I love you.......

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

44 2 meep meep
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

May I offer you some bird seed?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (TOOqT)

45 It appears that Lisa Bloom might be a bit mercenary..

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r)

46 So Bloom is admitting that feminism, "caring" whether or not women are abused, etc etc is all a huge fucking farce? I'm assuming that bleeds over into other groups they claim to "care" about.

Thanks, Lisa, for confirming what all of us have known for years.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

47 No honor among thieves.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (YA914)

48 Don't worry. I'm sure there's some other female lawyer without scruples who will take their places.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV


*glances up from Indeed*

Hmm, what?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (mf5HN)

49 >>Lawyer without scruples is redundant.

C'mon. There are some lawyers here and you might hurt their feelings if they had any.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

50 This Lisa Bloom is small time.

Posted by: Hillary ==> at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (LISuA)

51 Don't worry. I'm sure there's some other female lawyer without scruples who will take their places.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV

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Point of order.

All lawyers are without scruples.

THat is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

52 And this is surprising why ?

At this point, I assume that this is how all of Our Self Appointed Betters are doing whatever they do.

If it's not an op, it's a grift.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (pkvuH)

53 46 So Bloom is admitting that feminism, "caring" whether or not women are abused, etc etc is all a huge fucking farce? I'm assuming that bleeds over into other groups they claim to "care" about.

Thanks, Lisa, for confirming what all of us have known for years.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

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"No, I'm sure that this other thing they say they care about is just fine."
-Gell-Mann amnesiac

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (iikV8)

54 Susanna Hoffs is a 1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (QQcVe)

55 ID Police: Your papers pleez

*holds out hand officiously*

Moron: um, what papers?

ID Police: YOU HAF NO PAPERS!! ARREST HIM SNELL!!!

Posted by: I have jodpurs, a crop and a monocle and I am not your friend at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (5HE6w)

56 Whatever advice the lawyer gives to her client on an upcoming case is covered under the legal contract.

I'm not sure that floating unflattering comments outside the courtroom - creating your own evidence, and tainting the jury pool - is covered.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (ykYG2)

57 May I offer you some bird seed?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (TOOqT)


Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

58 >Lawyer without scruples is redundant.


Could be worse.


Could be Dentists.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (0Uei+)

59 I wonder if anyone is now going to be embarrassed to be associated with Weinstein or Bloom.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (ZfRYq)

60 Disgusting scum.

Posted by: IC at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (a0IVu)

61 If he's the hero, what does that make me?

Posted by: Ficus at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (0Uei+)

the mom?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (8D42x)

62 Gloria Allred raped me.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (Wh/vY)

63 59 I wonder if anyone is now going to be embarrassed to be associated with Weinstein or Bloom.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (ZfRYq)

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"Harvey Weinstein is god."
-Meryl Streep

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (iikV8)

64 Drag a hundred thousand bucks down Rodeo Drive and she's what you end up hooking.

Posted by: Hillary ==> at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (LISuA)

65 Why go to the courts to have Bloom disbarred when it's easier for McGowan to plead her case before the San Francisco city council and demand that Bloom be declared a domestic terrorist?

Posted by: mrp at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (Pqytn)

66 Susanna Hoffs is a 1
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (QQcVe)

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Not on Madisons body she aint.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

67 According to the Cohen Standard she should be investigated by the FBI until they find something she has done, something illegal, and then she should be sent to federal prison.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

68 Alright, guys.

We gotta stop memes after 70 times.

Sponge: No more firsts from you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (iikV8


It's all I have.

You take this away from me.........I'm nothing.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Anyone think Weinstein, no matter what merc represents him, will ever do time??

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

70 Hooking hookers caught hooking.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (LXlPl)

71 Whatever advice the lawyer gives to her client on an upcoming case is covered under the legal contract.

I'm not sure that floating unflattering comments outside the courtroom - creating your own evidence, and tainting the jury pool - is covered.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (ykYG2)


Can lawyers be disbarred for DUI? For domestic violence?

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)

72 Point of order.

All lawyers are without scruples.

THat is all.

Carry on.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

But it pays to remember, that's because lawyers WITH scruples go broke. Lawyers are what their clients want them to be - and their clients are the American public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

73 69 Anyone think Weinstein, no matter what merc represents him, will ever do time??
Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

Doubtful. One set of laws for the peasants, another for the ruling class.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (J+mig)

74 >>It's all I have.

>>You take this away from me.........I'm nothing.

Officer Candidate Mayo-naise, is that you?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

75 Can lawyers be disbarred for DUI? For domestic violence?

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)


Has the creepy porn lawyer been disbarred yet?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

76 You take this away from me.........I'm nothing.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

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You're second. Like me.

Posted by: Hillary ==> at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (LISuA)

77 I know Rose Mcgowen is crazy but man they really pushed her over the edge. and her coStar didn't help her either.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (dKiJG)

78 It blows my mind that the Dems could devote so much time and resources into researching somebody who was rich and famous in NYC during the Studio 54 era, has been married three times, and had countless mistresses, ex-girlfriends, etc., and the worst they could come up with was the mish grabbing tape.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (N4xQB)

79 Unless she also represented McGowan or another accuser or toherwise had a relationship that would be violated by these proposed actions, this is not a violation of bar rules.

She can represent her client zealously. She can't lie to a court, but she could certainly plant these types of articles. The stories would not be evidence, and she could not introduce them as such, especially knowing them to be false. That would be disbarrable.

Posted by: Vairish84 at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (3vtHv)

80 Anyone think Weinstein, no matter what merc represents him, will ever do time??
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Thirty days. He's educated, after all, and moves in the right social circles.

Posted by: The judge, some judge, any judge at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

81 But it pays to remember, that's because lawyers WITH scruples go broke. Lawyers are what their clients want them to be - and their clients are the American public.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

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This.

I dont even like MY lawyer.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

82 All lawyers are without scruples.

THat is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

AtC is right[/] there!
(don't run, you'll just die tired)

And Insomniac.

And a buncha others whose nics I can't remember.

It's really not fair. Think of your own profession. Know any assholes in it?

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

83 Don't worry. I'm sure there's some other female lawyer without scruples who will take their places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:33 PM
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I'm not so sure.

A lot of these people are effectively irreplaceable. Who's the next Al Sharpton? He's clearly filling in for Jesse Jackson, but he's not a spring chicken.

The Dem fixation on Boomers have left them with no real successors, either in politics or their rackets. The GOP has a bunch of squishes, but there are some tough hombres emerging as well. Not so much with the Dems.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cfSRQ)

84 When I pose, I rub myself in baby oil and pump like a modern day Adonis.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (kLDv+)

85 54 Susanna Hoffs is a 1
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (QQcVe)

She still is now, despite being around my mom's age.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (N4xQB)

86 Officer Candidate Mayo-naise, is that you?

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*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

87 So Bloom is admitting that feminism, "caring" whether or not women are abused, etc etc is all a huge fucking farce? I'm assuming that bleeds over into other groups they claim to "care" about.

Thanks, Lisa, for confirming what all of us have known for years.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 10, 2019 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

yeah, but this will be covered with a pillow and never really get out. #metoo is essentially over now that it looks like it'll never get to PDJT.

it'd be funny if it wasn't so cynical.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (8D42x)

88 78 It blows my mind that the Dems could devote so much time and resources into researching somebody who was rich and famous in NYC during the Studio 54 era, has been married three times, and had countless mistresses, ex-girlfriends, etc., and the worst they could come up with was the mish grabbing tape.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (N4xQB)

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I'm sure they saved the worst stuff for Trump's re-election before he was elected the first time and were convinced he was going to lose...

Er...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (iikV8)

89 58 >Lawyer without scruples is redundant.


Could be worse.


Could be Dentists.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (0Uei+)

Dude, you're getting a root canal next visit.

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

90 So the Bloom is off the Rose then?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (kTF2Z)

91 But it pays to remember, that's because lawyers WITH scruples go broke. Lawyers are what their clients want them to be - and their clients are the American public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

Hey now, Insomniac is in this thread. He's already cynical enough about the whole women thing.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Wj9tV)

92 Civil conspiracy to defame/slander Rose. Of course she's a public figure, but malice appears a slam dunk.

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (9QeeS)

93 Think of your own profession. Know any assholes in it?
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

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Other than me ???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

94 Bloom was also on retainer to take the house plants outside and hose them off.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (LXlPl)

95 Kavanaugh raped me in high school!

Posted by: amy schumer at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)

96 Lol. Disbarred.

You gotta be kidding.

Yeah they'll get disbarred right after the police are through with an internal investigation of their own actions that finds themselves guilty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (YA914)

97 89 58 >Lawyer without scruples is redundant.


Could be worse.


Could be Dentists.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (0Uei+)

Dude, you're getting a root canal next visit.
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

We've replaced garrett's novocaine with Folger's crystals. Let's see if he notices!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (TOOqT)

98 Suzanne Hoffs was a lovely girl, and she's aged well. Moreover she has at least a modicum of musical talent.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (6/uwW)

99 95 Kavanaugh raped me in high school!
Posted by: amy schumer at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)

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Heard that one before.

It wasn't funny the first time.

Steal better jokes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (iikV8)

100 Anyone think Weinstein, no matter what merc represents him, will ever do time??

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Thirty days. He's educated, after all, and moves in the right social circles.

Posted by: The judge, some judge, any judge at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

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And he feeds plants. I like plants.

Posted by: Judge Jon Tigar at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (LISuA)

101 Bar rules.

No throwing drinks. No fighting in the bar, take it outside.

Other than that there shouldn't be any bar rules.
Posted by: JackStraw


Bar rules:

Just like daycare. You pee your pants, you go home.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (dDUXP)

102 The grifters Allred worked Meg Whitman like a hooker during Fleet Week and I all got was a lousy Go Jerry! t-shirt.

Posted by: Nicky Diaz at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (K3B2k)

103
It's really not fair. Think of your own profession. Know any assholes in it?

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

I work in finance. I'm not about to start shedding tears about flak aimed at lawyers.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (Wj9tV)

104 Funny and a bit of karma.
Kathy Griffin throws Lisa Bloom under the bus.
She even asked for Bloom to refund the 40,000 she charged her.

https://tinyurl.com/yxqw9lyc

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (wiXsO)

105 Kavanaugh raped me in high school!
Posted by: amy schumer at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)


Tsk tsk......

Everyone knows this isn't true. LOOK at you. No one's raping you, sweetie.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

106 So, who you think is more bizarre looking... Rose McGowan, or Sinead O' Connor ..??? And What Is O'Connor's Muzzie name anyway??

Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (90T4r)

107 Lisa Bloom (Allred, at the time) was a classmate of my sister's when she was in high school. By my sister's accounts of run-ins with her, she was an a-hole even back then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (iB1oa)

108 78 It blows my mind that the Dems could devote so much time and resources into researching somebody who was rich and famous in NYC during the Studio 54 era, has been married three times, and had countless mistresses, ex-girlfriends, etc., and the worst they could come up with was the mish grabbing tape.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (N4xQB)
--------------------------------

Maybe that no drinking alcohol thing he does protects him from making the bad decisions so many rich and powerful people make. (Not that us morons and 'ettes ever do stupid or bad things due to Valurite.)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (+/C3g)

109 >>Worth repeating: A lot of liberal women assume conservative men are scum because the *good* liberal men they know are creepers and perverts and clearly conservative men *must* be worse.

Nope.
- - -
What really pisses me off is how women in the entertainment and media industries assume that the sexualized, sexually abusive, (and racist) behavior happens in other industries to the same degree, and say "Yes, Weinstein is a monster, and it's time we declare this behavior off-limits blah blah blah." Rose McGowan had some summit where she screamed from the lecturn about how ALL MEN were rapists.

No. NJNBHN.

This behavior is most prevalent in your industries, where one's where success is dependent on a good bit of luck/right time-right place, so that getting that one key role or that one good onscreen story that might result in huge fame and riches is worth a few BJs/sleeping with the executives.

Most peoples offices aren't run like Hollywood or NBC, not even close. Hell, we've had to receive mandatory sexual harassment prevention courses regularly since your hero Anita Hill testified, and we are oh-so very conscious of every touch, every joke, every thing that might make it a hostile work environment.

YOU entertainers and media folks are the sickos - clean your own house and stop using your mess to lecture *us* on how a workplace should function.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

110 If he's the hero, what does that make me?

Posted by: Ficus at September 10, 2019 02:31 PM (0Uei+)

the mom?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (8D42x)

I really missed an opportunity to sock this as Groot...

damnit

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (8D42x)

111 91 But it pays to remember, that's because lawyers WITH scruples go broke. Lawyers are what their clients want them to be - and their clients are the American public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

Hey now, Insomniac is in this thread. He's already cynical enough about the whole women thing.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Wj9tV)

*shrugs* This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)

112 She seems nice....

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (l9mVC)

113 I'm an accountant, so yeah, I know some assholes, and scruples tend be negotiable. But they don't tell jokes about a bus full of accountants at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)

114 I work in finance.

----

Oh.


THOSE two words dont go together Mr 9-5 and federal holidays off.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

115 I like that part of the attack plan to discredit Rose was to start up a charitable foundation for women's equality. The majority of hollywood foundations are to launder money, cloaked in the serpent's smile of goodwill. Nice to remind the normies of that, hopefully open a few eyes.

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (hvf9s)

116 109
YOU entertainers and media folks are the sickos - clean your own house and stop using your mess to lecture *us* on how a workplace should function.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

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Then how are they to feel important and superior to you, huh?

HUH?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (iikV8)

117 77
I know Rose Mcgowen is crazy but man they really pushed her over the edge. and her coStar didn't help her either.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (dKiJG)

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In Old Hollywood, starlets understood that theirs was a limited-time occupation, like professional sports. After a few good years, they'd age out so the priority was to make money and snare a husband.

A few of the better actresses realized they could continue to get roles as ageing courtesans, or mothers and the like and had long, successful careers.

But since then, things have taken a darker turn and this is why you get so much rage coming from middle-aged "it" girls.

They got used, passed around and now they wonder why they bothered. Money and success didn't make them happy, so they rage on twitter.

It's really quite sad.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (cfSRQ)

118 It's really not fair. Think of your own profession. Know any assholes in it?

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

As an engineer, most of those type usually end up leaving the profession after unfortunate workplace accidents.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (LXlPl)

119 Matt Lauer. Still living large.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (0Uei+)

120 98 Suzanne Hoffs was a lovely girl, and she's aged well. Moreover she has at least a modicum of musical talent.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (6/uwW)


Also a producer on the Austin Powers movies.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (ZfRYq)

121 111
*shrugs* This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)

==========

"What'd I say!?"
-Bill Shakespeare

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:45 PM (iikV8)

122 114 I work in finance.

----

Oh.


THOSE two words dont go together Mr 9-5 and federal holidays off.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

And that's when the fight started officer...

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

123 This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)

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This.


All is pretty strong.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

124 That's what defense attorneys are supposed to do. Discredit the accusers and attempt to make their client credible. It's ugly and skirts morality IMHO but that's the game.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (Rzloy)

125 Question for the Horde: which leftist has inflicted the worse progeny on us, Gloria Allred or George Soros?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

126 >>But they don't tell jokes about a bus full of accountants at the bottom of the ocean.

You're an accountant. You've suffered enough already.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

127 I'm sure Weinstein's victims would love a chance to bleed Google dry. Killing the golden goose doesn't matter, if it gives its eggs to leftists alone. And even then... I bet a lot of their employees would love to keep their heads down and code. Cut off the head. See who panics, and who stays.

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (Lvrv/)

128 124 That's what defense attorneys are supposed to do. Discredit the accusers and attempt to make their client credible. It's ugly and skirts morality IMHO but that's the game.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (Rzloy)

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Does every defense attorney maintain a public image of being a crusader for oppressed women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (iikV8)

129 Kaboom!!!

Posted by: apropos of nothing! at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (tH5fk)

130 This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)


You've got a newsletter we could subscribe to?

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (ZfRYq)

131 Yeah my take on poor Rose is yes ol Harvey really did her wrong, but her co-stars who knew did her worse.

Not that long ago if I noticed a starlet was not getting any more work my first thought was she fell prey to drugs and was unemployable. These days my thought is maybe this woman had more self respect then Hollywood allows.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (B06Zw)

132 >>You're an accountant. You've suffered enough already.


Insurance Salesmen pity those guys.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (0Uei+)

133 113 I'm an accountant, so yeah, I know some assholes, and scruples tend be negotiable. But they don't tell jokes about a bus full of accountants at the bottom of the ocean.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)

True. Accountant jokes generally don't revolve around exterminating everyone in that profession.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (TOOqT)

134 114 I work in finance.

----

Oh.


THOSE two words dont go together Mr 9-5 and federal holidays off.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

Hey, some people in finance work genuinely long hours. And I don't work in the defense industry anymore, if that's what you're referring to.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (Wj9tV)

135 YOU entertainers and media folks are the sickos - clean your own house and stop using your mess to lecture *us* on how a workplace should function.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

I tweeted something similar last week to...can't remember...it was either 'Will' or 'Grace'...or some other hollyweirdolecturer.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (cF8AT)

136 I much prefer working with numbers than working with clients.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

137 Kavanaugh raped me in high school!
Posted by: amy schumer at September 10, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)

Tsk tsk......

Everyone knows this isn't true. LOOK at you. No one's raping you, sweetie.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

reminds me of the old joke:

the kids used to laugh when amy schumer said she was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (8D42x)

138 SMOD STAT

Only way to be sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (bQHqS)

139 Weinstein contributed bigly to the Clinton campaign and as well all know, she has zero qualms about taking money from anyone.

Gloria Allread - Lisa Bloom = apple / tree

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

140 I tweeted something similar last week to...can't remember...it was either 'Will' or 'Grace'...or some other hollyweirdolecturer.
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (cF8AT)


Well, I can understand the confusion. They both wear the same bra size, after all.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Hey Insom, I have a lawyer joke for you.

Guy rubs a bottle and out pops a genie promising three wishes.

Ok, I want all the lawyers to disappear!

Abracadabra, says the genie, they are all gone. Also, no more wishes for you.

Wait a minute, you promised three wishes!

So sue me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (kTF2Z)

142 Keep missing the debut of the new threads.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (i5RAz)

143 That's what defense attorneys are supposed to do. Discredit the accusers and attempt to make their client credible. It's ugly and skirts morality IMHO but that's the game.

---------------

On the stand yes, in public statements, sure.

My manipulating Google ....

Not saying it isn't done, but I do not think that is what we would typically call "justice"

Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (sX1BW)

144 That's what defense attorneys are supposed to do. Discredit the accusers and attempt to make their client credible. It's ugly and skirts morality IMHO but that's the game.
================
Well interestingly enough, paying to place false stories in the media about an adversary in current litigation is probably a bridge too far. This would arguably be a civil conspiracy to defame/slander. Sure, you could say your job is to destroy the opponent credibility, but you are supposed to use evidence that exists, not "evidence" that you make up as needed. (looking at you news media)

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (9QeeS)

145 >>True. Accountant jokes generally don't revolve around exterminating everyone in that profession.

Someone has to hide the money. Those offshore accounts aren't going to open themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

146 "88 78 It blows my mind that the Dems could devote so much time and resources into researching somebody who was rich and famous in NYC during the Studio 54 era, has been married three times, and had countless mistresses, ex-girlfriends, etc., and the worst they could come up with was the mish grabbing tape.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 02:39 PM (N4xQB)"


No kidding, Cleanest President Ever !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (pkvuH)

147 True. Accountant jokes generally don't revolve around exterminating everyone in that profession.

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Don't they all end with the punchline "with interest."

Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (sX1BW)

148 >>It blows my mind that the Dems could devote so much time and resources into researching somebody who was rich and famous in NYC during the Studio 54 era, has been married three times, and had countless mistresses, ex-girlfriends, etc., and the worst they could come up with was the mish grabbing tape.


Yes to the no drinking and drugs being an explanation - drunk/high people make dumb choices.

But also: who would their sources be - gossip columnists?
LOL: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d4g3bf

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

149 Hey Insom, I have a lawyer joke for you.

Guy rubs a bottle and out pops a genie promising three wishes.

Ok, I want all the lawyers to disappear!

Abracadabra, says the genie, they are all gone. Also, no more wishes for you.

Wait a minute, you promised three wishes!

So sue me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (kTF2Z)

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I was waiting for "Ok.... Ill have a coke".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

150 Leo Bloom > Lisa Bloom

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

151 That's what defense attorneys are supposed to do. Discredit the accusers and attempt to make their client credible. It's ugly and skirts morality IMHO but that's the game.
================
Well interestingly enough, paying to place false stories in the media about an adversary in current litigation is probably a bridge too far. This would arguably be a civil conspiracy to defame/slander. Sure, you could say your job is to destroy the opponent credibility, but you are supposed to use evidence that exists, not "evidence" that you make up as needed. (looking at you news media)
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just so you know I'm using "this is rich" because I'm guessing Lisa Bloom had Fusion GPS on her SPEED DIAL.

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (9QeeS)

152 141 Hey Insom, I have a lawyer joke for you.

Guy rubs a bottle and out pops a genie promising three wishes.

Ok, I want all the lawyers to disappear!

Abracadabra, says the genie, they are all gone. Also, no more wishes for you.

Wait a minute, you promised three wishes!

So sue me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2019 02:49 PM (kTF2Z)

Hah! I've not heard that one before, so thank you. And it doesn't involve extermination or character assassination either, which makes me appreciate it all the more!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (TOOqT)

153 It's not as bad as Hillary bragging and laughing about getting a male child molester off on charges, but it's close.

And she did it by destroying the kid's reputation.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (Z4rgH)

154 Well, I can understand the confusion. They both wear the same bra size, after all.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (cF8AT)

155 >>But they don't tell jokes about a bus full of accountants at the bottom of the ocean.

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Lawyers do

Posted by: Judge Jon Tigar at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (LISuA)

156 150 Leo Bloom > Lisa Bloom
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

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Ulysses Leo Bloom or The Producers Leo Bloom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (iikV8)

157 The GOP has a bunch of squishes, but there are some tough hombres emerging as well. Not so much with the Dems.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (cfSRQ)

I'm sure the Dems won't lack for violent shitheads. Problem is they have a huge mediocre gerontocracy to purge first, and then their minority coalition will be absolutely riven by Trumpian civic nationalism.

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (Lvrv/)

158 Accountant jokes generally don't revolve around exterminating everyone in that profession.

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..... and then he fell and broke his neck on an actuarial table....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

159 IIRC, Shakespeare's line about killing all the lawyers was about overthrowing the rule of law.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (Izzlo)

160 I tweeted something similar last week to...can't remember...it was either 'Will' or 'Grace'...or some other hollyweirdolecturer.
Posted by: Tami


Probably Grace - Debra Messing.

She was flapping her gums last week.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (dDUXP)

161 131
Yeah my take on poor Rose is yes ol Harvey really did her wrong, but her co-stars who knew did her worse.



Not that long ago if I noticed a starlet was not getting any more
work my first thought was she fell prey to drugs and was unemployable.
These days my thought is maybe this woman had more self respect then
Hollywood allows.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 10, 2019 02:47 PM (B06Zw)

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There is a reason that "show business" was synonymous with "prostitution" up until the 1920s.

That was when "celebrities" and "stars" became a thing and were elevated from backstage hookers to people welcomed in polite society.

They all bought mansions took new names and pretended they were respectable people, but it was never true.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (cfSRQ)

162
Leftist #MeToo autophagy is TIGHT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

163 Why would a bus be full of accountants?

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (RuIsu)

164 >>And it doesn't involve extermination

When he said all the lawyers are gone I don't think he sent them to Disney World.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

165 123 This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)
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This.
All is pretty strong.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

People always forget, when they quote the infamous Shakespeare line "first, let's kill all the lawyers", it's a part of the wicked Richard's plan to eliminate any possible rivals and install a total dictatorship.

Lawyers are important because our society has morphed into a thing where Government has a greater influence over our lives than any other single factor, and lawyers are the only effective way that ordinary people have to interact with their government, or deal with suits and disputes that will be adjudicated by the Government. It's no fun to face the fact that others can have so much power over you, but that's the world we've built. And there's no point in denying it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

166 Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:50 PM (9QeeS)

What's the false story. Rose McGowan is off her rocker,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (Rzloy)

167 That reminds me of the old joke:

The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)

168 The one with the cardboard belt.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (tH5fk)

169 I tweeted something similar last week to...can't remember...it was either 'Will' or 'Grace'...or some other hollyweirdolecturer.
Posted by: Tami


Probably Grace - Debra Messing.

She was flapping her gums last week.


--------------

I'm stealing Sponge's comment. Fits perfect here.

"Well, I can understand the confusion. They both wear the same bra size, after all."

Posted by: SH at September 10, 2019 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

170 That reminds me of the old joke:

The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...
Posted by: Amy Schumer


I laughed. Which is so meta.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2019 02:53 PM (tH5fk)

171 >>I tweeted something similar last week to...can't remember...it was either 'Will' or 'Grace'...or some other hollyweirdolecturer.



Nice.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

172 Lawyers are important because our society has morphed into a thing where Government has a greater influence over our lives than any other single factor, and lawyers are the only effective way that ordinary people have to interact with their government, or deal with suits and disputes that will be adjudicated by the Government. It's no fun to face the fact that others can have so much power over you, but that's the world we've built. And there's no point in denying it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)


As bad as it can be, the old ways were worse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2019 02:53 PM (wCmLp)

173
The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)

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You couldn't find a punchline in Jonestown, lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

174 That reminds me of the old joke:

The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE AMY SCHUMER at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

175 So Bloom is admitting that feminism, "caring" whether or not women are abused, etc etc is all a huge fucking farce?


Yep. That's why feminists are OK with the clit cutters.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (l/6vt)

176 173
The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)

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You couldn't find a punchline in Jonestown, lady.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

========

I'm sure she could find herself just fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (iikV8)

177 Probably Grace - Debra Messing.

She was flapping her gums last week.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (dDUXP)

'Will' (Eric something or other) started it....she jumped on the bandwagon by retweeting him and declaring that she 'co-signed' his efforts to exposed Trump supporters in Hollywood so he knew who not to work with.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

178 People always forget, when they quote the infamous Shakespeare line "first, let's kill all the lawyers", it's a part of the wicked Richard's plan to eliminate any possible rivals and install a total dictatorship.
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The line is given by Dick tbe Butcher in 2 Henry VI, during the Cade's Rebellion scenes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 10, 2019 02:54 PM (iB1oa)

179 What's the false story. Rose McGowan is off her rocker,
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Well that's not news. They'd have to sex it up to make it news worthy. (Enter FUSION GPS) Rose Mc running a child prostitution ring or something horrible like that . . . . It'd be a complete character assassination. It never got that far apparently.

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (9QeeS)

180 111 *shrugs* This is mild compared to the "kneel them all by a ditch and shoot them all in the head" stuff I've seen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:44 PM (TOOqT)

It just ain't the Horde unless we're talking about killing people.

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (sm6Pk)

181
Probably Grace - Debra Messing.

She was flapping her gums last week.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 02:51 PM (dDUXP)


They both did, actually.

I'm going with the matching bra size.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

182 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

183 When he said all the lawyers are gone I don't think he sent them to Disney World.

Posted by: JackStraw


They were sent to a farm in the country where they could run free...

Wait, that's where my dog went when I was a kid.

Except, y'know, the getting sent to a farm part.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (AM1GF)

184 182 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

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If they're following GAAP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (iikV8)

185 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

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Two if they are small enough????

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

186 That reminds me of the old joke:

The kids used to laugh when I said I was going to grow up to be a comedian.

well, no one's laughing now...
Posted by: Amy Schumer

I laughed. Which is so meta.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2019 02:53 PM (tH5fk)

even more meta, since I laughed, and I posted the original...

and the rest of the office is wondering what's so funny.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (8D42x)

187 182
How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (cfSRQ)

188 Will and Grace were both flapping their gums to Black List anyone in Hollywood who supports Trump.

They dignity canal needs more shovelers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (bQHqS)

189 Whoa there Lisa Bloom, girlie...you just earned Top Seed in the Queen of the Garbage People tournament!!

Good show asshat!

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (kD8Fh)

190 You take this away from me.........I'm nothing.

Posted by: Sponge>>Before 1, there was nothing.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (i5RAz)

191 "The line is given by Dick tbe Butcher in 2 Henry VI, during the Cade's Rebellion scenes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious"


Yo, check out the big brain on Brad. Do you like Big Kahuna burgers?

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

192 Well interestingly enough, paying to place false stories in the media about an adversary in current litigation is probably a bridge too far. This would arguably be a civil conspiracy to defame/slander."

You say that so easily - but let me point out that this is something that David Axelrod perfected, and that now CNN, MSNBC, the NYT, the WaPo, ABC, CBS, and all the others now do on a daily basis. And you know I'm not kidding or exaggerating here. Look at that big "spy extraction" story CNN ran two days ago, it's already out that their entire take on it was intentionally and overwhelmingly fake.

This is the society we live, the most powerful people in our society do the things you're talking about on a daily basis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

193 She's a nasty piece of work. But in her day was teh HAWT. Even today, still kinda MILFY.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (FiUMj)

194 >> How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I imagine several if they're following Sarbanes-Oxley . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

195 >>They were sent to a farm in the country where they could run free...


Like my rabbit, Taffy.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (0Uei+)

196 Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (5wAVp)

197 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.

Yow. Drugs are bad. So is sexual abuse. So is mental illness.

Rose is the Trifecta.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

198 191 "The line is given by Dick tbe Butcher in 2 Henry VI, during the Cade's Rebellion scenes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious"


Yo, check out the big brain on Brad. Do you like Big Kahuna burgers?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

========

You're just like Caine from Kung Fu.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV8)

199 Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (9QeeS)

Totally agree that planting false stories against a plaintiff should be criminal as well as cause for a civil action.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (Rzloy)

200
Will and Grace were both flapping their gums to Black List anyone in Hollywood who supports Trump.

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Huh? Hollywood has blacklisted conservatives for at least forty years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

201 197 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.

Yow. Drugs are bad. So is sexual abuse. So is mental illness.

Rose is the Trifecta.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK

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She shoulda kept the leg gun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (iikV8)

202 Yo, check out the big brain on Brad. Do you like Big Kahuna burgers?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (OD2ni)
----
It's "Bret". And no, not notably.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (iB1oa)

203
You're just like Caine from Kung Fu.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV

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DONT TIE THE FUCKIN NOOSE TOO TIGHT!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

204 "She's a nasty piece of work. But in her day was teh HAWT. Even today, still kinda MILFY.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview"


She is quite the MILF. Almost like she made a deal with the devil.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

205 You say that so easily - but let me point out that this is something that David Axelrod perfected, and that now CNN, MSNBC, the NYT, the WaPo, ABC, CBS, and all the others now do on a daily basis. And you know I'm not kidding or exaggerating here. Look at that big "spy extraction" story CNN ran two days ago, it's already out that their entire take on it was intentionally and overwhelmingly fake.

This is the society we live, the most powerful people in our society do the things you're talking about on a daily basis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)


This is why the OAN lawsuit against MSNBC and Madcow MUST go on, and to a judge.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

206 I heard accountants do double entry. Kinky!

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (Izzlo)

207 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Cash or accrual?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (TOOqT)

208 205
This is why the OAN lawsuit against MSNBC and Madcow MUST go on, and to a judge.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

===========

"Yes, bring it to me!"
-Hawaiian judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (iikV8)

209 "She's a nasty piece of work. But in her day was teh HAWT. Even today, still kinda MILFY.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview"


She is quite the MILF. Almost like she made a deal with the devil.....
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

-----


Tell me you two arent clucking about Amy Schumer....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 10, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

210 It's no fun to face the fact that others can have so much power over you, but that's the world we've built. And there's no point in denying it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

-We- may be the wrong word. Given how many millions of Americans are angry- more like psychotically enraged- I wouldn't put bets on anyone being able to control that anger. Even President Trump. And when things go bad, they go really bad! The lawyers have made it clear they hate normal Americans and will work tirelessly to destroy their religion. They have no idea what the pushback is going to look like. I imagine Weimar had a pretty good legal system too. For a while.

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (Lvrv/)

211 How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ONE, BECAUSE VE ARE AN EFFICIENT PEOPLE UND VE HAF NO SENSE OF HUMOR..

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)

212 This girl does butt stuff. Amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)

213 Well interestingly enough, paying to place false stories in the media about an adversary in current litigation is probably a bridge too far. This would arguably be a civil conspiracy to defame/slander."

You say that so easily - but let me point out that this is something that David Axelrod perfected, and that now CNN, MSNBC, the NYT, the WaPo, ABC, CBS, and all the others now do on a daily basis. And you know I'm not kidding or exaggerating here. Look at that big "spy extraction" story CNN ran two days ago, it's already out that their entire take on it was intentionally and overwhelmingly fake.

This is the society we live, the most powerful people in our society do the things you're talking about on a daily basis.
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Now you are with me. I draw a line to FUsion GPS in the follow ups. I think there's a Rico case on these FUSION GPS shops. They are pushing phoney BS for money. The media knows it and gets in bed with them for fun and prizes. Axelrod is exhibit A.

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (5HE6w)

214 She is quite the MILF. Almost like she made a deal with the devil.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

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Okay, seriously guys - we need a new name. Every time I check for our media hits, I keep going to this site.

Posted by: Moro Islamic Liberation Front at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (cfSRQ)

215 212 This girl does butt stuff. Amiright?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)

Are we still on the accountant jokes?

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

216 https://tinyurl.com/yd2cant2

California lawyer Lisa Bloom's efforts included offering to sell alleged victims' stories to TV outlets in return for a commission for herself, arranging a donor to pay off one Trump accuser's mortgage and attempting to secure a six-figure payment for another woman who ultimately declined to come forward after being offered as much as $750,000, the clients told The Hill.

The women's accounts were chronicled in contemporaneous contractual documents, emails and text messages reviewed by The Hill, including an exchange of texts between one woman and Bloom that suggested political action committees supporting Hillary Clinton were contacted during the effort.

Posted by: SDN at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (lkl+P)

217 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.

Yow. Drugs are bad. So is sexual abuse. So is mental illness.

Rose is the Trifecta.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM


Tony Stewart got away with Manslaughter because the kid he killed had THC in his system.

I don't hold the drug thing at a very high level. If someone has a history of drugs, they should be evaluated on whether they can discern the truth from fiction, sure, but they shouldn't be completely discredited every time because of use.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I have a cousin who quit her accounting job to write vampire novels.

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (sm6Pk)

219


Not much difference from this to that weird hog Zoe Quinn causing that game dev to off himself.

Gotta watch out for women.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (/EYQw)

220 Once the Party of Kennedy and Clinton staked their whole existence on nonstop moralizing, that was the neon clue what they were. Not that most of us didn't already know.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (5wAVp)

221 218 I have a cousin who quit her accounting job to write vampire novels.
Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (sm6Pk)

Your cousin wrote twilight?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (k76MH)

222 OT, from the sidebar: So Jim Swift ran an ops against Salena Zito? Salena Zito? I don't know her personally but she comes across in her writings and twitter feed as a very nice, sweet, woman. Why on earth would he run an 'ops' against her? She's a gem.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (rHo/u)

223 We are surrounded by slime.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (19g6/)

224 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.
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Wellll, if it were just that simple, Lisa Bloom would not have suggested an organized media campaign to do just that. . .

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (4qGu+)

225 McGowan... didn't she marry Marilyn Manson? Or was it the other way around?

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (RuIsu)

226 How many Democrat candidates for President does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 trillion dollars

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (Rzloy)

227 I imagine Weimar had a pretty good legal system too. For a while.
Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (Lvrv/)

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The Weimar legal system was practically a mirror image of our own. A two-tiered justice system that existed to harshly punish Communists, and to let others off the hook with little or no time. It was one of the keys to the rise of the Nazis, because they were the faction most willing to ruthlessly exploit that state of affairs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

228 218 I have a cousin who quit her accounting job to write vampire novels.
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Aren't vampires literary characters for homosexuals?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)

229 Better Allie's cousin wrote Twilight than actually being Stacey Abrams...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (bQHqS)

230 224 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.
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Wellll, if it were just that simple, Lisa Bloom would not have suggested an organized media campaign to do just that. . .
Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (4qGu+)

I'm guessing Lisa Lisa didn't think she'd have to do too much work. Or she's just a slime and that's what slimes do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

231 222
OT, from the sidebar: So Jim Swift ran an ops against Salena Zito?
Salena Zito? I don't know her personally but she comes across in her
writings and twitter feed as a very nice, sweet, woman. Why on earth
would he run an 'ops' against her? She's a gem.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 03:02 PM (rHo/u)

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NeverTrump wants to destroy everything to the right of them. That's why they always join the left in hunting conservatives.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:04 PM (cfSRQ)

232 She is quite the MILF. Almost like she made a deal with the devil.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

---
Okay, seriously guys - we need a new name. Every time I check for our media hits, I keep going to this site.


Posted by: Moro Islamic Liberation Front at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (cfSRQ)

Come for the hot moms, stay for the bacon and bourbon...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2019 03:04 PM (8D42x)

233 How many Democrat candidates for President does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 trillion dollars
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (Rzloy)


Shut down the thread.

WE HAVE A WHINNAH!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

234 228 218 I have a cousin who quit her accounting job to write vampire novels.
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Aren't vampires literary characters for homosexuals?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)

*Looks at Kirsten Stewart*
*nods*
It all lines up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

235 I think many on our side still don't get that the Left spends most of its time laughing at us.

They think it's hilarious when we (in the main, decent people) have to defend ourselves against their slander and blood libel. It cracks them up.

That's why I've been enjoying Trump so much. They don't think he's funny. He's like a cross to their vampire.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2019 03:05 PM (5wAVp)

236 229 Better Allie's cousin wrote Twilight than actually being Stacey Abrams...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (bQHqS)

Something heaving breasts something spray of blood something something deliberate voter suppression something something heaving breasts!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 10, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

237
I'm guessing Lisa Lisa didn't think she'd have to do too much work. Or she's just a slime and that's what slimes do.
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Oh I wouldn't call what Lisa does 'work'. She'd outsource the hatchet job to some smear shop like Fusion GPS. The payments to Fusion would be washed through her office and therefore privileged. Hey, where have we seen that before? Its almost like they've got this down to a formula.

Posted by: Oh this is rich at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (gJAj7)

238 I still think that it is funny that they gay guy on Will & Grace was played by a heterosexual, and the straight guy was played by a homosexual. And I guess Messing was playing a woman.

It was all appropriation on that show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (UpI0k)

239 NeverTrump wants to destroy everything to the right of them. That's why they always join the left in hunting conservatives.
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:04 PM (cfSRQ)

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I really don't think there's anything ideological or strategic about the cucks and what they do. They do what they do for the same reasons they ever did anything: the paycheck.

And when Conservative, Inc™. went belly up, they just transferred to a new employer, and that's the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)

240 229 Better Allie's cousin wrote Twilight than actually being Stacey Abrams...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (bQHqS)

Well, considering that :

1. She's white...

2. I'm not related to Tank Abrams...

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

241 217 Rose McGowan does NOT need help in getting discredited.

Yow. Drugs are bad. So is sexual abuse. So is mental illness.

Rose is the Trifecta.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 02:57 PM

Tony Stewart got away with Manslaughter because the kid he killed had THC in his system.

I don't hold the drug thing at a very high level. If someone has a history of drugs, they should be evaluated on whether they can discern the truth from fiction, sure, but they shouldn't be completely discredited every time because of use.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

You're high right now, aren't you?

You and Jack Straw sitting around, listening to Bob Marley, Rush and Phish.

Admit it. Begin the healing process.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

242 240 229 Better Allie's cousin wrote Twilight than actually being Stacey Abrams...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (bQHqS)

Well, considering that :

1. She's white...

2. I'm not related to Tank Abrams...
Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

Anne Rice?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (TOOqT)

243
2. I'm not related to Tank Abrams...

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

That's what everyone says.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (Wj9tV)

244 182 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

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If they're following GAAP? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldie at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (iikV

========================
It's a GAAP!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar, CPA at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (Pqytn)

245 What's this about thigh GAAP?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

246 Gloria Allred's Daughter
......

So somebody went and stuck their dick in crazy?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

247 2. I'm not related to Tank Abrams...

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

That's what everyone says.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (Wj9tV)



Even her parents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:09 PM (UpI0k)

248 182 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

Just one, so long as there's another lightbulb that you can have them unscrew to balance it out.

Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at September 10, 2019 03:10 PM (KUaJL)

249 I don't hold the drug thing at a very high level. If someone has a history of drugs, they should be evaluated on whether they can discern the truth from fiction, sure, but they shouldn't be completely discredited every time because of use.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

You're high right now, aren't you?

You and Jack Straw sitting around, listening to Bob Marley, Rush and Phish.

Admit it. Begin the healing process.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK

So right now I envision two rastas sitting on a yacht listening to Bob Marley, smoking ganja and discussing the 2nd Amendment. "Shall not be infringed, mon."

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

250 "OT, from the sidebar: So Jim Swift ran an ops against Salena Zito? Salena Zito? I don't know her personally but she comes across in her writings and twitter feed as a very nice, sweet, woman. Why on earth would he run an 'ops' against her? She's a gem.
Posted by: Puddleglum,"


Outside of Last and his vile wife, Swift might be the nastiest of the NTs. I also noticed that he really has issues with conservative woman not on the NT side as shown by his vile remarks about Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

251 I don't want to hear anything from Debra Messing except when she will dump out her saggy titties again.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (6/uwW)

252 Joseph is a fruitful bough.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (UpI0k)

253 >>>Aren't vampires literary characters for homosexuals?<<<

The film, Interview with the Vampire, would certainly support your supposition.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (kLDv+)

254 I always confuse Rose McGowan with Rachel McAdams.

I don't know why but I do.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (FiUMj)

255 How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ONE, BECAUSE VE ARE AN EFFICIENT PEOPLE UND VE HAF NO SENSE OF HUMOR..

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
........

und first you vill sign ze papers.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

256
Secretary Pompeo @SecPompeo
1h
Honored to announce the most significant modernization of terrorist designation authorities since the 9/11 attacks today at the @WhiteHouse. The updated version of E.O. 13224 allows the U.S to rapidly react to threats by cutting terrorists off from the U.S. financial system.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (BqBId)

257 The reason this is coming out now is indirectly related to the assorted accusers waiting in the wings for post-RGB nomination hearings.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (eAshZ)

258 I really don't think there's anything ideological or
strategic about the cucks and what they do. They do what they do for
the same reasons they ever did anything: the paycheck.



And when Conservative, Inc went belly up, they just transferred to a new employer, and that's the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)

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Their Greatest Moment was destroying the Birchers back in the 60s. They talk about it all the time. No one now at National Review was involved - most weren't even alive - but they still claim credit for that.

That's how they still see themselves. Their job is the make the right safe for the left. That's why they talk about "civility" all the time, and bash conservatives who use "coarse language."

Note that this doesn't apply to them dealing with conservatives they don't like. They drop gay prono references all over the place if they're targeting someone on the right.

Part of this is because they are sexually dysfunctional and very very angry. Kevin Williamson was publicly cucked, for example. David French can't trust his wife to so much as talk to a man without him hovering around her.

Jonah Goldberg lives at neighborhood bars. And so on.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (cfSRQ)

259 Harvey Weinstein is pretty much a normal member of the political left as we've seen with #metoo and the increasing list of Epstein clients

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (3cfl2)

260 Aren't vampires literary characters for homosexuals?


Hmm. Sucking precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:13 PM (UpI0k)

261 So somebody went and stuck their dick in crazy?
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)


If you stick it in a woman, you're sticking it into some level of crazy. We're only talking matters of degree here. Where on the Hot/Crazy Matrix do you want to be ?

Me ? I went too low on the scale. Paying for it now. Would gladly accept a little more crazy. Frankly - I'll advise my boy, when the time is right, to seek additional crazy as a calculated risk.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:13 PM (k+UmV)

262 I would rehabilitate the reputation of Leni Riefenstahl for a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Lisa Bloom at September 10, 2019 03:13 PM (ppBhU)

263 Hmm. Sucking precious bodily fluids.

Socialists everywhere...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 03:14 PM (bQHqS)

264 Weinstein is a bully who needs a good ass kicking but one of his other famous accusers said he forced oral sex on her.

She also admits having consensual sex with him months after the alleged rape.

I can't wrap my head around the Caligula mentality of this demographic part of the world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 03:14 PM (Rzloy)

265 and they must do their business in the shadows.

Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:14 PM (UpI0k)

266 You're high right now, aren't you?

You and Jack Straw sitting around, listening to Bob Marley, Rush and Phish.

Admit it. Begin the healing process.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM


LOL no.....don't do drugs. Tried pot 3 times. Didn't like it.

I only drink, mostly just beer.

So, you think that anyone that does any drug should be discredited and not receive due process?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Pompeo on the bullshit CNN spook story.

Pompeo: I've seen that reporting. The reporting is materially inaccurate. And you should know, as a former CIA Director, I don't talk about things like this very often. It is only the occasion when there's something that I think puts people at risk or the reporting is so...

Pompeo Cont: ...egregious as to create enormous risk to the United States of America that I even comment in the way that I just did. And I won't say anything more about it. I know the CIA put out a statement. Suffice to say, the reporting there is factually wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Outside of Last and his vile wife, Swift might be
the nastiest of the NTs. I also noticed that he really has issues with
conservative woman not on the NT side as shown by his vile remarks about
Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

---
Yes. Like liberal "feminist" men, these folks work out their sexual failures by attacking conservative women in vicious ways that they would otherwise condemn.

It's okay when they do it, though, because John Birch Society.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:16 PM (cfSRQ)

269 How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: joncelli
>>How big a light bulb we talking about here?

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 10, 2019 03:16 PM (i5RAz)

270 >>Aren't vampires literary characters for homosexuals?


>>Hmm. Sucking precious bodily fluids.


I thought we agree to lay off the lawyer stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

271 How many Democrat candidates for President does it take to screw in a light bulb?
........

Is it a government approved light bulb?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

272 They ALL have one goal: to control every aspect of our lives.

They don't give a shit about racism, or sexual assault, or sexual harassment, or carbon emissions. They just want to force us into going along with the "party line".

We're supposed to believe that Paltrow, Streep, and the rest of them had no idea that Weinstein was a pig.

I enjoy it when they cannibalize each other.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2019 03:18 PM (+lVUW)

273 "In phone calls to McMaster - the first of which took place last fall - Trump told his second national security adviser that he missed him, according to two people familiar with the conversations."

This season's cliffhanger episode!! Reality TV star, reality TV administration.

Posted by: Cement Truck at September 10, 2019 03:18 PM (DRZpQ)

274 254 I always confuse Rose McGowan with Rachel McAdams.

I don't know why but I do.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 03:12 PM (FiUMj)

McAdams is hotter and much less crazy

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 03:19 PM (N4xQB)

275 How many SJWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She hold the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2019 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

276 266 You're high right now, aren't you?

You and Jack Straw sitting around, listening to Bob Marley, Rush and Phish.

Admit it. Begin the healing process.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:08 PM

LOL no.....don't do drugs. Tried pot 3 times. Didn't like it.

I only drink, mostly just beer.

So, you think that anyone that does any drug should be discredited and not receive due process?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Hmm.

'has taken recreational drugs'? Probably not.

'is a drug addict' Oh hell yes, they should be discredited.

Due process is a separate discussion and out of scope of what we are talking about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

277 264 Weinstein is a bully who needs a good ass kicking but one of his other famous accusers said he forced oral sex on her.

She also admits having consensual sex with him months after the alleged rape.

I can't wrap my head around the Caligula mentality of this demographic part of the world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 03:14 PM (Rzloy)

I'm inclined to read forced as "that one time he didn't ask for consent first" in that instance.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM (Wj9tV)

278 I guess this is a different lisa bloom than the chick in crazy ex girlfriend

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM (thQkh)

279 LOL no.....don't do drugs. Tried pot 3 times. Didn't like it.



Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)


I liked it, back in the day.

The problem being, from what I'm told, is that today's pot sounds more like serious pharma shit in it's potency.

If they come up with some toned down, 3.2 pot, I'll give it a go again. But I am not into hitting a blunt and then turning into a piece of furniture. Just not my thing. I like a mellow buzz. I don't like comatose all that much.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM (XmAy3)

280 274 254 I always confuse Rose McGowan with Rachel McAdams.

I don't know why but I do.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 019 03:12 PM (FiUMj)

McAdams is hotter and much less crazy
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 03:19 PM (N4xQB)

__
Agreed. It's both first names start with an R and both last names with Mc so my brain jumbles them up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 03:21 PM (FiUMj)

281
Speaking of Jim Swift, JS McCain made a shout-out to Ace the other day:

https://tinyurl.com/y6mdt8j4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

282 sigh. Back to work time.

Have fun, Horde.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

283 Speaking of Jim Swift, JS McCain made a shout-out to Ace the other day:



https://tinyurl.com/y6mdt8j4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

---
You mean RS McCain.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:22 PM (cfSRQ)

284 Agreed. It's both first names start with an R and both last names with Mc so my brain jumbles them up.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 03:21 PM (FiUMj)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 10, 2019 03:23 PM (k76MH)

285 The problem being, from what I'm told, is that today's pot sounds more like serious pharma shit in it's potency.


Feature, not bug. I'm a once a year pot smoker these days, but now you don't have to smoke the whole ditch of Mexican ditch weed.

One hit, two hits, is good, this shit!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:23 PM (UfSnB)

286 Hmm.

'has taken recreational drugs'? Probably not.

'is a drug addict' Oh hell yes, they should be discredited.

Due process is a separate discussion and out of scope of what we are talking about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM


Ok, well, not really, but court of public opinion has no due process, I guess.

So, I wasn't aware the Rose McGowan was a declared addict, so I guess she's wrong and we should take a 2nd look at Weinstein.

Addicts have little credibility, I will agree.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

287 The Weimar legal system was practically a mirror image of our own. A two-tiered justice system that existed to harshly punish Communists, and to let others off the hook with little or no time. It was one of the keys to the rise of the Nazis, because they were the faction most willing to ruthlessly exploit that state of affairs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

I doubt you could have Nazis without their stormtroopers. And they would have died out from infighting without the SA purge. By contrast, the Proud Boys are fighting a righteous fight, but they are not exactly critical to the Trump coalition.

Posted by: trev006 at September 10, 2019 03:24 PM (Lvrv/)

288 according to two people familiar with the conversations."

This season's cliffhanger episode!! Reality TV star, reality TV administration.

Posted by: Cement Truck at September 10, 2019 03:18 PM (DRZpQ)

The often quoted "anonymous sources", again.
Are they always the same 2 gossipy people?

Posted by: Alice McD at September 10, 2019 03:24 PM (fWdPl)

289 Feature, not bug. I'm a once a year pot smoker
these days, but now you don't have to smoke the whole ditch of Mexican
ditch weed.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:23 PM (UfSnB)


That's the only way I'd want to give it a go. One or two hits. Maybe a hit an hour or some shit like that, while drinkin' beers all day.


Got a buddy that's into edibles. From what he describes - no way in Hell for me.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:25 PM (XmAy3)

290 Fat Jerry Nadler is such a fucking hack. He won't even commit to having a hearing with Horowitz to discuss the Comey report.

He's the chair of the frigging Judiciary Committee and he won't commit to holding a hearing to discuss lawbreaking by the former head of the FBI who also tried to bring down a presidency.

What a disgrace.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)

291 Ronald McDonald is right!

Posted by: Roddy McDowel at September 10, 2019 03:26 PM (88+cf)

292 hmm. i see over at slashdot that the MiB have gottten to the storm area 51 folks; the event has been "cancelled".

yeah, that's the ticket. guess i can cancel that reservation at the little ale'inn for me and my wife, morgan fairchild.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 03:26 PM (sGtp+)

293 They dignity canal needs more shovelers...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 02:56 PM (bQHqS)

We are facing a massive projected shovel shortfall. Shovelmaking is going to be a major growth industry.

Posted by: Cato, Deputy Undersecretary, Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary at September 10, 2019 03:27 PM (J+mig)

294 I need to play the lottery today. I rushed home to get here for the cable installation window I'd been promised and was all ready to snark about how unlikely that is...

and the guy called me and will be here in a half hour.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:27 PM (UfSnB)

295 hmm. i see over at slashdot that the MiB have gottten to the storm area 51 folks; the event has been "cancelled".

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 03:26 PM (sGtp+)

Wonder where I can get my own flashy thingy.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 03:28 PM (k76MH)

296 We are facing a massive projected shovel shortfall. Shovelmaking is going to be a major growth industry.


Give them spoons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:28 PM (UpI0k)

297
If they come up with some toned down, 3.2 pot, I'll give it a go again. But I am not into hitting a blunt and then turning into a piece of furniture. Just not my thing. I like a mellow buzz. I don't like comatose all that much.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:20 PM (XmAy3)


I tried it 20 years ago, so it wasn't too crazy. I just didn't like it. I don't drink till I puke. Why do I want to toke a blunt and puke every time?

Not for me. Then or now.

I also don't think they should legalize it anywhere until they can test for it on the side of the road and harass them like they can drinking.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Heh ... just googled Lisa Bloom. Earlier posters were right - she IS quite the little MILF. Shouldn't be surprised - Allred was a good lookin' woman in her prime.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:29 PM (XmAy3)

299 Just took the time to read Bloom's letter. What a slimy, scummy weasel*. Hers is a game of well-placed deceit...and she doesn't care one bit that she's doing it.

*preemptive apologies to all weasels

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 10, 2019 03:29 PM (JoUsr)

300 I enjoy it when they cannibalize each other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2019 03:18 PM (+lVUW)

Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)

301 Can lawyers be disbarred for DUI? For domestic violence?

I'm not sure they should be, since that's on their own time and their own dime.

Floating hitpieces around the internet seems to me as a way to poison the court process. THAT shit is of interest to the Bar. Not that it's cause for disbarment but it could be.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 03:31 PM (ykYG2)

302 I have a better suggestion for Rose McGowan: Lisa Bloom stripped in a cell with Muslim male prisoners.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (cTtYG)

303 Never liked weed. It did not make me happy or think deep thoughts it made me ravenous.

I smoked a bit then went into a 7/11 and ate every hotdog on the grill that had been there for a month bought 2 giant bags of Doritos and a 64oz Big Gulp.

I figure I should just stick to beer less calories.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (B06Zw)

304
I doubt you could have Nazis without their stormtroopers. And they would have died out from infighting without the SA purge.

-------

To be sure... but, Weimar was willing to let street violence slide as long as it was against Red Front or Antifa. If you were Iron Front, Stahlhelm, Freikorps, or Nazi SA, you'd get a pass for busting skulls - the SA was just the most enthusiastic about it.

If you were Red Front or Antifa, Weimar would come after you, hard.

I was just pointing out that the two-tier justice system in the US is a mirror of it, in that Weimar law was a weapon against the Left, where American law is a weapon of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)

305 I also don't think they should legalize it anywhere until they can test for it on the side of the road and harass them like they can drinking.

This reminds me of an ethics question I have been considering for the Horde. (It's really not shoehorned in, the root question is the same).

You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

306 62
Gloria Allred raped me.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 10, 2019 02:37 PM (Wh/vY)
........

Scarred for life.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

307 I enjoy it when they cannibalize each other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2019 03:18 PM (+lVUW)


Cannibal Bob doesn't. Probably for the same reason I never want to see two beef cows fighting in the pasture.


Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (XmAy3)

308 "Heh ... just googled Lisa Bloom. Earlier posters were right - she IS quite the little MILF. Shouldn't be surprised - Allred was a good lookin' woman in her prime.
Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father"


And she is 57. Credit where its due.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (OD2ni)

309 hmm. i see over at slashdot that the MiB have gottten to the storm area 51 folks; the event has been "cancelled".

Posted by: Anachronda


Someone realized the military doesn't play.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (dDUXP)

310 I have a better suggestion for Rose McGowan: Lisa Bloom stripped in a cell with Muslim male prisoners.


Ah, Night of the Turk III. Probably the best of the franchise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UpI0k)

311 305 I also don't think they should legalize it anywhere until they can test for it on the side of the road and harass them like they can drinking.

This reminds me of an ethics question I have been considering for the Horde. (It's really not shoehorned in, the root question is the same).

You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

Wouldn't it be better to try to change the policy so both you and Old Joe can wear beards?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at September 10, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

312 281
Speaking of Jim Swift, JS McCain made a shout-out to Ace the other day:

https://tinyurl.com/y6mdt8j4
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Thank you. I just couldn't figure out why Salena Zito. Maybe its because we both are from the same part of PA (the Western half) so it's a bit of 'homerism' here but she does come across as a really nice lady. I can see disagreeing with her but attack her? That's nuts. Alas, that is the age we live in. Politics as Religion.

Posted by: Puddleglum, deep state Fed contractor at September 10, 2019 03:34 PM (rHo/u)

313 Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?


When I'm a new hire, I don't make a stink about anything. I'm all -yes-sir-yes-sir-three-bags-full.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:34 PM (UpI0k)

314 Wouldn't it be better to try to change the policy so both you and Old Joe can wear beards?

It would. But that's not the question. You've tried and failed to change the rules.

Do you try to make Old Joe shave?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:35 PM (UfSnB)

315 Unless she also represented McGowan or another accuser or toherwise had a relationship that would be violated by these proposed actions, this is not a violation of bar rules.

She can represent her client zealously. She can't lie to a court, but she could certainly plant these types of articles. The stories would not be evidence, and she could not introduce them as such, especially knowing them to be false. That would be disbarrable.
Posted by: Vairish84 at September 10, 2019 02:40 PM (3vtHv)

And so if she plants fake stories, can Rose Gowan eventually sue her for defamation? No, because she is a public figure?

See , this is where we are now when those charged with defending and prosecuting the law support and shrug their shoulders at the anything goes outside of court and bar rules. Because as far as I'm concerned , finding a lawyer with personal ethics and morals is more difficult than finding Amelia Earhardt.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 10, 2019 03:35 PM (t0g7x)

316 markknoller's avatar
Mark Knoller
@markknoller
Mnuchin announced that using the new Exec Order, the Treasury Dept today sanctioned over 2 dozen individuals and entities from 11 terrorist groups including Hamas, ISIS, al-Qaida, their affiliates, and Iran's Qods Force.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (BqBId)

317 305 You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

Heh, I was almost the opposite situation recently. Asked the big boss for permission to violate the dress code in a way that others in the office have been allowed to, but that my direct supervisor would likely be harsher on me about than the rest of them.

I was given permission.

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (sm6Pk)

318 hmm. i see over at slashdot that the MiB have gottten to the storm area 51 folks; the event has been "cancelled".

Posted by: Anachronda

Fnerf fnerf frnerf. It's a wonder what a few well-chosen anal probes can accomplish!

Posted by: The Grays at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

319
How did the reporters get the e-mails?

And as always, I do appreciate it when these rocket scientists document their conspiracies in writing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (MRGYC)

320 Mnuchin announced that using the new Exec Order, the Treasury Dept today sanctioned over 2 dozen individuals and entities from 11 terrorist groups including Hamas, ISIS, al-Qaida, their affiliates, and Iran's Qods Force.



Antifa and BAMN are conspicuously absent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (UpI0k)

321 Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)


I go the other way. If Joe don't have to shave, neither do I.

It truly does not bother me when people break a rule I simply don't feel like breaking. I'm not a volunteer hall monitor.

But I won't follow a rule I want to break unless every other swinging dick follows it to the letter.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (XmAy3)

322 Will and Grace were both flapping their gums to Black List anyone in Hollywood who supports Trump. 

-------- 

Huh? Hollywood has blacklisted conservatives for at least forty years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)






Yup. Gwinny Goop's dad, Bruce Paltrow made it a point to purge every Republican he could find working backstage on his TV shows. He was proud of it, used to brag publicly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2019 03:37 PM (TnoDk)

323 "Bloom also adds: "We can place an article re her becoming
increasingly unglued, so that when someone Googles her this is what pops
up and she's discredited."

sounds like our true blue boyz at the FBI.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2019 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

324 SHOW US DEM ALIENS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:37 PM (UpI0k)

325 This reminds me of an ethics question I have been considering for the Horde. (It's really not shoehorned in, the root question is the same).

You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

Depends. Is it a (good) safety or sanitary reason for the no beard rule? If so, then I would. If not, then I'd make a stink about the rule's existence, not towards Old Joe.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 03:37 PM (KUaJL)

326 >Heh, I was almost the opposite situation recently.
Asked the big boss for permission to violate the dress code in a way
that others in the office have been allowed to, but that my direct
supervisor would likely be harsher on me about than the rest of them.



I was given permission.

Posted by: Allie at September 10, 2019 03:36 PM (sm6Pk)


Tube top?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 03:37 PM (sjdRT)

327 You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Depends on who you work for. I went to work for the Department of Corrections way back in another life. We couldn't wear facial hair. Most convicts couldn't. Some had "medical exemptions".

I shaved. Didn't feel like fighting the state.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 03:38 PM (dDUXP)

328 I never get tired of watching the left eat their own. LET THEM FIGHT! Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 10, 2019 03:38 PM (IV3KZ)

329 I go the other way. If Joe don't have to shave, neither do I.


No, then you're fired. I'm the boss now. I'm a dick. You have to follow the rule. Do you want me to compel Joe to?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:38 PM (UfSnB)

330 In my day we did whatever the boss said to do. And we were grateful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:38 PM (UpI0k)

331 314 Wouldn't it be better to try to change the policy so both you and Old Joe can wear beards?

It would. But that's not the question. You've tried and failed to change the rules.

Do you try to make Old Joe shave?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:35 PM (UfSnB)

No. You don't have the time in grade for that yet. Get some time under your belt. And in the meantime you quietly make inquiries with your superiors about the beard policy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

332 Iranian Female Soccer Fan Dies After Setting Self on Fire
..........

must have been the vuvuzelas.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

333 They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)
-------------

Ex post facto.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (IlV2p)

334 Put her to work with Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (lMn1U)

335 Help! I just found an inexpensive lever action in 30-30 and I don't own that caliber yet and it's calling to meeeeeeee

*runs out, screaming towards Innsmouth*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

336 Fat Jerry Nadler is such a fucking hack. He won't even commit to having a hearing with Horowitz to discuss the Comey report.

He's the chair of the frigging Judiciary Committee and he won't commit to holding a hearing to discuss lawbreaking by the former head of the FBI who also tried to bring down a presidency.

What a disgrace.
Posted by: JackStraw


You say that like you're surprised?

This is political lawfare. They are playing to win.

Rules? There ain't no stinkin' rules.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 10, 2019 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

337 Iranian Female Soccer Fan Dies After Setting Self on Fire
..........

must have been the vuvuzelas.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)


I'm wondering if burning alive was better than being female in Iran.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Perhaps Old Joe is horribly disfigured under the epic beard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:40 PM (UpI0k)

339 Nothing she writes even comes close to rising to a violation of the Code of Professional Responsibility.
She's outlining possible strategies for her client including modern day social media strategy.
Her "discrediting Rose" stuff specifically points out she would be relying on publicly available information. She's not talking about making shit up.
In fact, she's pretty accurate about Rose --she took the money then and wants to complain now because she doesn't have a career. Same with Ashley Judd.

The only thing this does prove, which we already knew, is that Bloom is a partisan hack who only cares about the money (not "victims") as long as the target isn't Democrats. She refers to Trumps pussy tape from 20 years ago as a reason to show that Weinstein evolved on the subject. She would NEVER allow someone to say Trump had evolved on the subject as well.

Posted by: Venus at September 10, 2019 03:40 PM (lZaEn)

340 245 What's this about thigh GAAP?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 10, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK



Generally Accepted Ass Principles?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 10, 2019 03:40 PM (cTtYG)

341
They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)


No, because The New Guy is supposed to keep a low profile and not make any freakin' waves for at least a year or two. That's the way it is in corporate, don't know about academia.

Your situation reminds me of that college intern who made a stink about the one worker wearing sneakers when it was against the dress code. When she got a petition together and presented it to her boss, the boss said: She is an Iraq vet who sustained injury while deployed. She has a waiver to wear sneakers in accommodation of her injury.

The dumb intern and all her co-interns who signed the petition were sacked.

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:41 PM (kD8Fh)

342 Gloria Allred
Lisa Bloom
Harvey Weinstein
David Boies
Rose McGowan

blecchh

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:41 PM (2VrwR)

343 hmm. i see over at slashdot that the MiB have gottten to the storm area 51 folks; the event has been "cancelled".



Posted by: Anachronda

---
How many would actually have shown up?

Seriously. Everyone clicks "yes, I'll be there" knowing that there's no way in hell they're going. They tweet, instagram and all, but honestly, it's all for show.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 10, 2019 03:41 PM (cfSRQ)

344 Mrs928 has a former stepbrother that was run over by a car when he was drunk and ended up stopped with his face pressed to the catalytic converter. He wears a beard now. You don't want to see what's under that beard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (UpI0k)

345 Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

Probably not, because it's a petty thing. However, if say Old Joe got paid for overtime and I did not and we were both professionals, that I would agitate for. I manage to not concern myself with petty stuff.
I don't want my sons smoking dope (I use that term because it pisses them off) because it's illegal and I think it makes you fat and stupid. However, I have a 50 year old nephew (born to my now gone brother who was 19 years older than me so I'm only 5 years older, 29) and he has horrific stenosis. His mother over-dosed on pain pills from the same stenosis and he uses weed to deal with the pain. So I don't care if he smokes weed because 1. He's not my kid and it's none of my f-ing business, and 2. I don't blame him for not wanting to get on the opioid bus.

So when it comes to "old joe" maybe there's a reason. Maybe he has terrible acne scars or razor bumps or he had a beard before they made the rule. I can only control what I do, what my kids do esp if I'm paying for it, and what my husband does---and even then I have to be slightly reasonable. Pains me to say so. Do I go full bitch at a new job? No.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (nRWPy)

346 341 When she got a petition together and presented it to her boss, the boss said: She is an Iraq vet who sustained injury while deployed. She has a waiver to wear sneakers in accommodation of her injury.

The dumb intern and all her co-interns who signed the petition were sacked.
Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:41 PM (kD8Fh)

That's a happy story!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (2VrwR)

347 What you do is gather other newbies, make a case, and all get fired.

(That actually happened, but I think it was dress code, not beards.)

It was hilarious.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (LGpoe)

348 Iranian Female Soccer Fan Dies After Setting Self on Fire
.................................................................................

Hear that Rapinoe? That's how you do muh political principles theater!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

349 >The dumb intern and all her co-interns who signed the petition were sacked.

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:41 PM (kD8Fh)


Hey! A Horde story with a happy ending.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

350 No. You don't have the time in grade for that yet.
Get some time under your belt. And in the meantime you quietly make
inquiries with your superiors about the beard policy.

Posted by: joncelli,
This makes sense.
Not the beard thing though, I was going to ask permission to violate the secretary.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (88+cf)

351 Robert DeNiro was real tight with Weinstein. He owns the restaurant and the office above where Weinstein had many of his trysts. His MO was to invite a starlet for drinks or dinner and then get her upstairs. So DeNiro had to know

Which explains why DeNiro became so virulently anti Trump. He was buying dispensations from the left

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (/g4nO)

352 I dunno--maybe enough of this will get Rose McGowan to come around?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (cTtYG)

353 No, then you're fired. I'm the boss now. I'm a dick. You have to follow the rule. Do you want me to compel Joe to?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:38 PM (UfSnB)


I'd push it until I got laid off - and dare you to fire me because I'm smart enough to snap pics of Joe and his beard.

You can lay me off for any reason at any time. You won't fire me over an unequal application of the rules.

Of course, I got a luxury. I can always find another job in about two weeks.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (XmAy3)

354 Nood Rian Johnson agitprop "movie."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Rk2Ph)

355 Ashe Schow @AsheSchow
12m
Suddenly John Bolton is the Left's hero of the day.

Predictable.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (BqBId)

356 Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 10, 2019 03:42 PM (LGpoe)

Yes, that's the story I am referencing. All but one of the dumbass's co-interns signed the petition. The one who didn't sign kept her job.

IIRC this was some serious internship at a WS financial or legal concern.

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (kD8Fh)

357 Gloria Allred
Lisa Bloom
Harvey Weinstein
David Boies
Rose McGowan

blecchh
Posted by: m


If you recall the public televising of the courtroom trial of the ballot box caper in late 2000, you might remember what an utter schmuck David Boies actually is.

He got totally outmaneuvered by the Republican Attorney at the time.

Even the judge was shaking his head.

Weinstein should hire Boies. He's an incompetent cocksucker with a name in Democrat circles.
A hack
A tool

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

358 Islamist view on old Joe's beard.
"If he is a Muslim he keeps the beard, then kill all the infidels.
If he is not a Muslim, cut of his head with the beard, then kill all the infidels"


Life is simple with a Manichean portrait of good and evil.
(Manichean, my new word for the day from that Am'Thinker article on Zinn)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (Cus5s)

359 350 No. You don't have the time in grade for that yet.
Get some time under your belt. And in the meantime you quietly make
inquiries with your superiors about the beard policy.

Posted by: joncelli,
This makes sense.
Not the beard thing though, I was going to ask permission to violate the secretary.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:43 PM (88+cf)

There's a form for that, MLST-69, fill out the online PDF and get the relevant signatures.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 10, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

360 How many gas stations around Area 51?

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (RuIsu)

361 The dumb intern and all her co-interns who signed the petition were sacked.


Oh that's perfect.

I posed the question because I expected at least someone to say if I have to follow the rule then I'll force Old Joe to do so, but none of you did.

You're a better Horde than I give you credit for sometimes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (UfSnB)

362 Help! I just found an inexpensive lever action in 30-30 and I don't own that caliber yet and it's calling to meeeeeeee

*runs out, screaming towards Innsmouth*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Holding out for the new Henry side gate/tube loading .30-.30.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (dDUXP)

363 And as always, I do appreciate it when these rocket scientists document their conspiracies in writing.

..


Violated lawyer 101.

Never put it in writing.

Posted by: Ha at September 10, 2019 03:45 PM (MAstk)

364 It would be interesting to find out why Old Joes gets to keep the beard. Maybe he's indispensable. Maybe he's the owner's cousin. Maybe people are afraid he'll slaughter everyone if they object. Maybe he has slaughtered people who objected.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (UpI0k)

365 305 I also don't think they should legalize it anywhere until they can test for it on the side of the road and harass them like they can drinking.

This reminds me of an ethics question I have been considering for the Horde. (It's really not shoehorned in, the root question is the same).

You get hired at a job where beards are not allowed. You shave. (You had a beard). When you get to the job you see a guy with a beard.

They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 03:32 PM (UfSnB)

The crux here is "They say." Who are they? I would not believe what they say; I've heard way too much that they say that isn't so.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (2VrwR)

366 They say oh that's Old Joe, he's the only one no one bothers about the beard.

Do you put up a stink about making Old Joe shave? Why or why not?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


That depends. Does Old Joe run the IT department and constantly talk about Unix? If so, then don't fuck with him. Just back away slowly and avoid eye contact.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (wCmLp)

367 DeNiro always struck me as one of the top-tier, grade-A assholes in Hollywood.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (ykYG2)

368 103 I work in the legal field and there's plenty of evidence supporting lawyer jokes

Posted by: the Butcher at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (DIosY)

369 Maybe he has slaughtered people who objected.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:46 PM (UpI0k)


And THAT, my friend, is why all this talk about "don't make waves in the beginning" is wrong.

The beginning is the perfect time to make a wave. A small one will suffice. It sets expectations. It creates boundaries.

A smart guy or gal would look for a chance to do so.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 03:48 PM (XmAy3)

370 Fuck Old Joe. If he's been with the company for forty years he's a resource to be tapped at-will. I'd only bust his balls if he was sitting down on the job, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes all day long and milking the clock for overtime.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (kLDv+)

371
I posed the question because I expected at least someone to say if I have to follow the rule then I'll force Old Joe to do so, but none of you did.

You're a better Horde than I give you credit for sometimes.


The obvious course of action is to befriend Old Joe and figure out how he gets away with this shit and then work to follow in his footsteps.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (ppBhU)

372 We had a guy whose grooming was so unkempt, his beard so long and unruly it was thisclose to creating a safety hazard...but he was only required to get a shave and haircut every year or so.

Because he was the only one who knew how to weld.

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (kD8Fh)

373 Does Old Joe run the IT department and constantly talk about Unix? If so, then don't fuck with him. Just back away slowly and avoid eye contact.


Yes .. err .. ha ha .. umm .. quite.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (UpI0k)

374 The beginning is the perfect time to make a wave. A small one will suffice. It sets expectations. It creates boundaries.

A smart guy or gal would look for a chance to do so.




Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father


You'd get along fine in prison.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (88+cf)

375 371
I posed the question because I expected at least someone to say if I have to follow the rule then I'll force Old Joe to do so, but none of you did.

You're a better Horde than I give you credit for sometimes.

The obvious course of action is to befriend Old Joe and figure out how he gets away with this shit and then work to follow in his footsteps.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2019 03:49 PM (ppBhU)

This is good.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:53 PM (2VrwR)

376 That depends. Does Old Joe run the IT department and constantly talk about Unix? If so, then don't fuck with him. Just back away slowly and avoid eye contact.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2019 03:47 PM (wCmLp)

I think I know thst guy. Good suggestion. Try to look busy or he'll talk your ear off for the next 3 hours.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 10, 2019 03:56 PM (J+mig)

377 "Old Joe's beard" could be another version of Chesterton's Fence.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2019 03:57 PM (2VrwR)

378 You'd get along fine in prison.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 03:51 PM (88+cf)


The day's still young.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby's Father at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (XmAy3)

379 ( whether true or not) Old Joe was involved in a horrible fire and was given a waiver to grow a beard to cover the scarring. Dont ask him about it. Next question.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 04:00 PM (Rzloy)

380 Honestly kids ? I just do something they can't do without. They'd love to replace me - but they ain't figured out how. So I wear this beard every day as a subtle "fuck you" to the stupid bosses that make the rules and the stupid lemmings that obey them.

Thing's kinda' scratchy, to be honest. But it'll be a cold day in Hell before I shave it off.

Posted by: Old Joe at September 10, 2019 04:04 PM (XmAy3)

381 >>>I just do something they can't do without. They'd love to replace me - but they ain't figured out how.<<<

You haven't done jack shit in fifteen years, Joe. Why don't you just retire? Lemme guess, healthcare benefits?

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2019 04:24 PM (kLDv+)

382 Chris Evans: America's backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at September 10, 2019 04:33 PM (pPQeR)

383 Pretty sure when you're a lawyer, everything you do is subject to the BAR.

Posted by: deadrody at September 10, 2019 04:52 PM (V9901)

384 Mandatory reading:blackstone's "commentary on calvinball" (which replaces the earlier work)

Posted by: Phunktor at September 10, 2019 05:07 PM (pP50C)

385 "I don't know that this kind of thing, which has nothing to do with a courtroom, is even covered by bar rules. Maybe it is. I dunno."

Lawyer ethics are not confined to the courtroom. "Officer of the Court" status is not shed at the courtroom doors. This is unethical on so many levels on the part of Lisa Bloom. But then the Bar Associations are just as corrupt as all the rest of them so good luck seeking relief there.

We are doomed.

Posted by: Esteban at September 10, 2019 05:18 PM (I+q1X)

386 By the way, can anyone be surprised that a whore like Lisa Bloom, with her pimp husband, would sell themselves out for a few thousand dollars more? Most whores have ethics. Lisa Bloom is an unethical whore.

Posted by: Esteban at September 10, 2019 05:44 PM (I+q1X)

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