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Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threathttps://t.co/7YhzQoXNKF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 10, 2019

Et too, boo?

hahahahahahahaha oh my godddddd pic.twitter.com/1KcLGEkrKl
— Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) September 9, 2019

A very supportive, very real heterosexual relationship.

Apparently Rosario Dawson had her lines reminded to her and is back on-script.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:55 PM

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1 Man bun??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (pRFRw)

2 Is that still a thing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (pRFRw)

3 Rosie must have caught Booker with his 'friend'.

Just wrasslin, of course.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (pRFRw)

4 Fiercely Hetero Cory's beard won't endorse him?

Heh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

5 Dawson bailed when Booker explained he wanted butt stuff. Meaning up his butt.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (WQZ1O)

6 Damn. I'll get the corgis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (pRFRw)

7 Totally expect Bamster to not endorse Michelle, if she ever runs.

Posted by: In Exile at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (SDmIR)

8 T-Bone vote is locked up though, bro.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (9dnxb)

9 Douche knot

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (xInes)

10 Good news is out there.

You just gotta look for it.

https://bit.ly/2lGjTRg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (cqNba)

11 Things will get interesting when Beto and Rosario are found actually hiking the Appalachian trail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

12 Today's society is hurtling towards the vortex.

The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (Z+IKu)

13 Booker is angrily heterosexual.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (pRFRw)

14 Totally expect Bamster to not endorse Michelle, if she ever runs.

Posted by: In Exile at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (SDmIR)

He already threw her under the bus when he said a ghost writer wrote her book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

15 Where have all the real MEN gone?

Bring back the Victorian Era!

Please.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (haWye)

16 Rosario is ghey as well, yes?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 09:03 PM (+ObfJ)

17 Weird that Babylon Bee would tweet that today... I read that one months ago, and laughed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2019 09:03 PM (5aX2M)

18 Rosario got tired of asking to be bottom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:03 PM (pRFRw)

19 15 Where have all the real MEN gone?

Bring back the Victorian Era!

Please.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (haWye)

Sup?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 09:03 PM (+ObfJ)

20 Scary thing is, the man-bun in that photo looks more rugged than most of the soy-boys out there. He needs thick framed glasses and a more scraggly beard to really look like a current model year hipster

Posted by: Josephistan at September 09, 2019 09:03 PM (Izzlo)

21 There are plenty of actual young, hetero manly young men out there. They just tend to not hang at Starbucks, and they may have a Marine Corps tat or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

22 From the last thread..
Bluebell...

remember the young man that came to the MoMe with us?

Same bar.

Folks are getting tired of the bullshit coming from the left.

As the bartender said, he dates women.

Those of the left are, in his words, fragile and incapable of making an argument to support their beliefs. They mostly shriek and cry when hearing something they don't like.

The conservative young women he meet are poised, able to build an argument to support their beliefs, and intelligent.

He's also a gun owner.

We need to continue to work with the youth of today.

The conservative ones are out there.
They just for the most part feel that they are alone, and are not aware of others who feel the same way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 09:04 PM (cqNba)

23 Rosario is ghey as well, yes?

She works in Hollyweird? Yeah, she's teh ghey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55)

24 'Where have all the real MEN gone?'

yo dey dun denked meak

Posted by: CardiBeep at September 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)

25 The Babylon Bee just nails it, time after time.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2019 09:05 PM (sc/gu)

26 Ooh, bitch be gettin uppity.

I'll lay her such fiercely heterosexual length of pipe tonight, that she doesn't step out of line again. Like my homie T-Bone would.

Posted by: Cory "the Stud" Booker at September 09, 2019 09:06 PM (5aX2M)

27 Willowed: Does Schiff have the power to force Gen Flynn to appear before the House? Schiff just "demanded" after Sidney Powell wrote a letter stating her client would take the 5th and should not be asked to appear.

Posted by: Ever at September 09, 2019 09:07 PM (ZZDMQ)

28 The Babylon Bee just nails it, time after time.

-
Worldviews
Buttigieg: 'Life Begins When A Person Registers As A Democrat'
September 9th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

29 For Booker the new rule is this: "don't let other soibois who are putting their dick into your pooter also put their dick into crazy - 'cuz that crazy ain't endorsing you."

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2019 09:07 PM (32YRo)

30 Where have all the real MEN gone?'

yo dey dun denked meak
Posted by: CardiBeep at September 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)

Whudehfug iffdazhit?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Izzlo)

31 Color me shocked...I didn`t know David French had sex partners!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 09, 2019 09:08 PM (yhf6w)

32 Rosario Dawson wouldn't let him have a place on the raft out of the freezing water. Why would she endorse him for high office?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2019 09:08 PM (FTlwv)

33 If they agree to commit seppuku I'll concede to the samurai man bun.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

34 VIA, I do remember that young man. Sounds that bar is a good place for young conservatives to meet up with some 29-year-old conservatives to learn a few things.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 09:09 PM (xkSLi)

35 For some reason the word "fey" came to mind after I perused just a wee bit of this thread

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

36 Good news is out there.

You just gotta look for it.

https://bit.ly/2lGjTRg
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM
***************
Good news is always appreciated.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 09:09 PM (wiXsO)

37 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Cory Booker but I also answer to Marion at September 09, 2019 09:10 PM (/Fmtj)

38 If your 'girlfriend' doesn't respect you enough to vote for you, then she isn't your 'girlfriend'.

I think that was a slip of the mask by Dawson.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:10 PM (pRFRw)

39 Did Rosario Dawson endorse his lisp?
You can barely hear it.. but it is there.. I betcha he's been working a long time to minimize that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2019 09:10 PM (438dO)

40 Apparently Rosario Dawson had her lines reminded to her and is back on-script.

So the check cleared.

Two questions:

1. Are we expected to keep a straight face?

2. Was "Rosario" always a female, or is that a more recent development?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

41 T-Bone just gave Cory his full endorsement. *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

42 Nyah?

Least masculine - synonym for extinct

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (QcxQ4)

43 Where have all the real MEN gone?

Bring back the Victorian Era!

What is up with my garters? That's such a frightful itch. Do be a dear and see if Lord Randall is going to be up for frippery tonight.

I'd hate to see good champagne go to waste on another dull evening's charades. Unless Sir Markhimshot is here. Have you seen his behind? It's positively droll. Why, I could just bend him over a sofa!

Posted by: The Flower of Victorian Masculinity at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (yEPxG)

44 She better not be bangin' Kanye...

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (+iYOr)

45 41 T-Bone just gave Cory his full endorsement. *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:11 PM (pRFRw)

46 Any random one of us has a better chance of being POTUS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (cxTzE)

47 Totally expect Bamster to not endorse Michelle, if she ever runs.

Posted by: In Exile at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (SDmIR)
He already threw her under the bus when he said a ghost writer wrote her book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

They are such a loving couple.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (aS1PU)

48 Can't wait for Trumps memoir, it will be epic.

And a record setter in copies sold.

Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (MAstk)

49 David Hogg is pregnant? By Anderson Cooper...again?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (yhf6w)

50 Hello, let's hear it for all the real men!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (GaOgf)

51 "Rosario Dawson won't endorse Cory Booker..."

Endorse?!?

Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?

Posted by: Gridlock at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (/DLXk)

52 Corey, how you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the bright city lights?

And by Em, I mean a woman. And by down on the farm, I mean in your pants. And by bright city lights I mean a straight guy who attends to their sexual needs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

53 Good news is out there.

You just gotta look for it.

https://bit.ly/2lGjTRg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
...............
A Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (438dO)

54 David Hogg is pregnant? By Anderson Cooper...again?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 09, 2019 09:12 PM (yhf6w)

It's a toss-up. Could be Don LeMon's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

55 If Trump writes a book after office. Well, that's a book I want to read.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (pRFRw)

56 >>Willowed: Does Schiff have the power to force Gen Flynn to appear before the House?

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

57 Endorse?!?

Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?
Posted by: Gridlock at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (/DLXk)

In college, I endorsed my brains out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

58 The Democratic Presidential field is The Price is Right meets the Gong Show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2019 09:14 PM (QcxQ4)

59 'They are such a loving couple.'

sheet Bo don skeen no wookwook yo yow

Posted by: CardiBeep at September 09, 2019 09:14 PM (Tnijr)

60 Still trapped in parking lot at Fayetteville,NC rally. Regret getting that great parking spot now...

Posted by: George Kaplan at September 09, 2019 09:14 PM (uWf4Y)

61 Endorse?!?

Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?
Posted by: Gridlock at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (/DLXk)

In college, I endorsed my brains out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

Did you grow hair on your palms?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 09:15 PM (aS1PU)

62 The guy with the "man" bun looks like somebody took a crap on his head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

63 Least Masculine Society In Human History votes to give Obama another term as President
Other 90 percent prefer Trump or at least Hillary, who at least knows about getting drunk and falling down and later lying about it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:16 PM (ZqRa6)

64 WE'VE ALREADY HAD ONE GAY BLACK PRESIDENT! THERE'S NO NEED TO HIDE ANYMORE, CORY! COME INTO THE LIGHT!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, wearing the blue dress in the Outer Darkness at September 09, 2019 09:16 PM (kZT36)

65 56 No.

Thanks. Sidney Powell told Schiff to look up whatever info he subpoenaed himself bc DOJ had his files. I love her.

Posted by: Ever at September 09, 2019 09:17 PM (ZZDMQ)

66 I hate it when the universe doesn't cooperate with the AGW scam:
H/T Insty
shorturl.at/jZ026

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:18 PM (BiNEL)

67 When I was a poor black child in Berkeley, vaping was called mustard gas. They said it'd maje your eyes bleed if you got too fond of it but I ain't never seen that hap po en.

Posted by: Biden at September 09, 2019 09:18 PM (oS0xz)

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 09:18 PM (+ObfJ)

69 Man buns.

I hate man buns.

Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (MVjcR)

70 57 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

And there was much rejoicing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

71 Dammit!! When will I learn? Now it's going to be endless butt rape and being called "Jim" and "Steve" all the time.

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (qTS/+)

72 Endorse = pegging

Cory is gonna need surgery to stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Fritz at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (kLDv+)

73 I hate man buns.

..

I can barely control myself when I see one.

Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (MAstk)

74 After learning Rosario is 'dating' Boomer, her playing a lesbian role on Jane The Virgin suddenly makes more sense.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (8AONa)

75 That's a cringy nut punch, right there.

Ow.

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (+iYOr)

76 69 Man buns.

I hate man buns.
Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (MVjcR

I fiercely hate them. Totally, never ever like looking at a man's bum.

Posted by: Corey Booker at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (pRFRw)

77 If Trump writes a book after office. Well, that's a book I want to read.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:13 PM (pRFRw)

Instant Number One!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

78 The Bill Kristol sports bra and thong for those flabby, soft males, that require just a touch of support while couch surfing the NFL...

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 09, 2019 09:20 PM (yhf6w)

79 Poodles look ridiculous when given those poofy ball cuts.

Man buns are the poodletry of humankind.

Posted by: Utility muffin at September 09, 2019 09:21 PM (oS0xz)

80 Wait - what am I doing up so late?

'Night everybody!

Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2019 09:22 PM (MVjcR)

81 Again, Corey Booker is a bug-eyed freak.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

82 64 WE'VE ALREADY HAD ONE GAY BLACK PRESIDENT! THERE'S NO NEED TO HIDE ANYMORE, CORY! COME INTO THE LIGHT!
Posted by: Bill Clinton, wearing the blue dress in the Outer Darkness at September 09, 2019 09:16 PM (kZT36)

Patience, Grasshopper. He may do just that at the upcoming LGBTEIEIEO soiree.

In any case, it'll be fascinating how he handles the situation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (YqDXo)

83 >>Thanks. Sidney Powell told Schiff to look up whatever info he subpoenaed himself bc DOJ had his files. I love her.

Flynn has a hearing with Judge Sullivan tomorrow over the motion Powell put forth about the prosecution withholding exculpatory information.

Seems more important.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)

84 I wonder if Booker's real first name in Corinne.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ZqRa6)

85 79 Poodles look ridiculous when given those poofy ball cuts.

Man buns are the poodletry of humankind.
Posted by: Utility muffin at September 09, 2019 09:21 PM (oS0xz)

Well, to be fair, poodles are descended from wolves. People with man buns are undescended testicles.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (jp0Bv)

86 The double man bun has become a thing. One on top of the head, and one at the nape of the neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

87 In any case, it'll be fascinating how he handles the situation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (YqDXo)

How many variations can you run on "just the tip"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

88 Depending on what happens tomorrow in court, Flynn situation may change enough the idiots in the House will lose interest, though that seems like the outlier scenario. Judge to review case and may act on nukyler defense motion.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

89 Man-buns?!?!?! Where?!?!

We, oh...I mean, never mind. Not interested. Nope.

Posted by: Cory Booker, fierce heterosexual berserker at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (kZT36)

90 39 Did Rosario Dawson endorse his lisp?
You can barely hear it.. but it is there.. I betcha he's been working a long time to minimize that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

I never noticed her lisp because I was too bust staring at her magnificent rack. She is one hot babe!

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (7sVVC)

91 233 days until retirement.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

92 At least there is a reason for poodles having that haircut, unlike soy boys.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (PisyI)

93 86 The double man bun has become a thing. One on top of the head, and one at the nape of the neck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC

That can't be real. Tell me that's not real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (pRFRw)

94 and may I say that I've had a basic pony tail for years and the man bun looks really stoopid.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (ZqRa6)

95 I have to step in here and mention that FZ wore a man bun in a most un-poodlelike fashion.

Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (Tnijr)

96 66 I hate it when the universe doesn't cooperate with the AGW scam:
H/T Insty
shorturl.at/jZ026
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:18 PM (BiNEL)

But the climate identifies as warming.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (YqDXo)

97 The double man bun has become a thing. One on top of the head, and one at the nape of the neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC

That can't be real. Tell me that's not real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (pRFRw)

Yes, it's real. I blame SCAD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

98 91 233 days until retirement.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

7 months, 3 weeks, 3 days for me.

Then it's Hasta La Vista Baby

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (GaOgf)

99 I expect that Nadler will soon begin hearing on White Supremacy, what with nothing much else left for him, except those 3 for four dollar hot dogs at Seven/Eleven and Ivanka's Putin-inspired hair cut.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ZqRa6)

100 The Democratic Presidential field is The Price is Right meets ~~the Gong~~ a Donkey Show.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

101 Saints player was just literally body slammed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

102 233 days until retirement.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

7 months, 3 weeks, 3 days for me.

Then it's Hasta La Vista Baby

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (GaOgf)

Ya'll going to the TX MoMe? I'll lead a toast!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

103 by the way, Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ZqRa6)

104 91 233 days until retirement.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells!!!

How lovely for you!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

105 ALH, we are fairly close to each other then as far as retirement.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

106
by the way, Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ZqRa6)

Still? I had such hope for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

107 Ya'll going to the TX MoMe? I'll lead a toast!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

Are you going? Maybe we should get one going in Georgia!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (GaOgf)

108 That was sarc at 106, for the sarc impaired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

109 Yes Jane I will be there!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

110 105 ALH, we are fairly close to each other then as far as retirement.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

1955 was a very good year.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:29 PM (GaOgf)

111 Are you going? Maybe we should get one going in Georgia!
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (GaOgf

I'll go to one in Jawga!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:29 PM (pRFRw)

112 103 by the way, Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach

He's back on ESPN SportsCenter. The few times I've watched it, he's behaved himself. You almost forget he's a douche. Almost. He's been fired pretty much every where he's been. Even ESPN. This is his second try there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 09, 2019 09:29 PM (7sVVC)

113 233 days until retirement.

Sorry. SMOD in 231.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

114 Ladlyl {hugs}

Don't forget to send me an email so we can share deets.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

115 Are you going? Maybe we should get one going in Georgia!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (GaOgf)

Yeah, D'oh and the D'oh Boy and I are going. I'd love to do something in GA and drag BCochran up here, and the SC morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

116 Man buns? They're cool, but it's what's between 'em that has my full attention.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (qTS/+)

117 I thought I hated the 'fake bed head' look that took a tube of hair gel and 30 minutes to create. The man bun far exceeds that silliness.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

118 How many variations can you run on "just the tip"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

1. Just the tip.
2. I was experimenting.
3. I was really drunk.
4. I was pitching, not catching.
5. Let's focus on the issues. I don't want to talk about my personal life.
6. Build 1000 bridges, then you're an engineer. But suck one cock ...
7. Let's not put labels on love.
8. Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

119 Sorry. SMOD in 231.

That would be just my luck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

120
Yes Jane I will be there!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

I can't wait to meet you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

121 Same here Jane

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

122 I'd love to do something in GA and drag BCochran up here, and the SC morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

I'm in!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:32 PM (GaOgf)

123 NOTICE*****

Due to California banning the word man, the phrase "man bun" is hereby replaced with the phrase bitch biscuit.
Thank you for your compliance.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2019 09:32 PM (myjNJ)

124 Hurts, don't it, Cory?

Posted by: Liddy Dole at September 09, 2019 09:33 PM (bDqIh)

125 What Jane said:
Still? I had such hope for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

What I "heard":
Still? Bless his heart.

Posted by: tbodie at September 09, 2019 09:33 PM (MOr4F)

126
I'd love to do something in GA and drag BCochran up here, and the SC morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

I'm in!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:32 PM (GaOgf)

We should start thinking about something in the spring. This fall is nuts, with the TX MoMe, my *mumbleth* high school reunion in SC, and the holidays.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

127 I was always told it's not gay if they do all the work.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM (qTS/+)

128 The idea that Roserio Dawson falling for the dude from Clerks is more believable.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM (LxTcq)

129 I'd love to do something in GA and drag BCochran up here

Aren't carrots out of season?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM (yEPxG)

130 127 I was always told it's not gay if they do all the work.

..

Or in jail!

Doesn't count!

Posted by: Michael Cohen at September 09, 2019 09:35 PM (MAstk)

131 The Democratic Presidential field is The Price is Right meets the ~~Gong a~~ Donkey Show.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

The next debate should be held in Tijuana Mexico, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

132 Aren't carrots out of season?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM (yEPxG)

We'd also have to drag you, AtC, and Eris down here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

133 Don't Camp for Me, Appalachia!

Posted by: Mark "Tango-Tango" Sanford at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (Ndje9)

134 List of people who haven't seen Cory Booker's cock:
1. Rosario Dawson

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)

135 Corey and Rosario enjoy vigorous sex in her vagina.

And then in his.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (oVJmc)

136 Or if you're a Viking

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

137 We should start thinking about something in the spring. This fall is nuts, with the TX MoMe, my *mumbleth* high school reunion in SC, and the holidays.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

Yes M'am!

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (GaOgf)

138 127 I was always told it's not gay if they do all the work.
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM (qTS/+)

That would be #4.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

139 Bring back the Victorian Era!

Please.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM

I agree. Would you like to buy a corset?

Posted by: Dr. Fern at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (COzlW)

140 I am sure that Cory is saving it for marriage though.

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

141 The only vagina Corey Booker has seen was his mom's as he was passing by.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (pRFRw)

142 Man buns.
I hate man buns.
Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM

Might this be interpreted as y'all won't be rockin' one at the MoMe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (uL22A)

143 140 I am sure that Cory is saving it for marriage though.
Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

I doubt he's got anything left worth saving.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:38 PM (GaOgf)

144 Did you grow hair on your palms?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 09:15 PM (aS1PU)

I had good grip strength. Let's leave it at that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 09:38 PM (2B9A/)

145 140 I am sure that Cory is saving it for marriage though.
Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

Just saving himself for the right ... uh ... girl. What is he, 50 now?

Hey, Cory, prostates don't last forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:38 PM (YqDXo)

146 Rosario won't...endorse...Cory?

Is that what the lavender couples are calling it these days?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:38 PM (COzlW)

147
My okra is coming in. A shit ton of it. It snuck up on me. I had some sort of half-assed stomach bug (think it was triggered by that immune suppressing infusion I had last week) and didn't check on it for a few days.

Now, it's exploding. So we can have all the okra you want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2019 09:38 PM (f1Vqw)

148 I really have nothing to add to this thread.

Except that if there is one thing I hate more than the man bun, it's soibois with their ridiculous hand-crafted artisan beards.

The Civil War's been over for 154 years, Longstreet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 09:39 PM (Ki5SV)

149 vaginas are icky

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:39 PM (qTS/+)

150 How many variations can you run on "just the tip"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

1. Just the tip.
2. I was experimenting.
3. I was really drunk.
4. I was pitching, not catching.
5. Let's focus on the issues. I don't want to talk about my personal life.
6. Build 1000 bridges, then you're an engineer. But suck one cock ...
7. Let's not put labels on love.
8. Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

I felt it was time to expand my "horizons".
I was reaching out to my constituents.
I thought this was covered by the emanations from a penumbra clause!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

151 149 vaginas are icky
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:39 PM (qTS/+)

Or so you've heard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (YqDXo)

152
I really have nothing to add to this thread.

Except that if there is one thing I hate more than the man bun, it's soibois with their ridiculous hand-crafted artisan beards.

The Civil War's been over for 154 years, Longstreet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 09:39 PM (Ki5SV)

No love for knitted wool caps in the heat of summer? Those are my faves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

153 The Civil War's been over for 154 years, Longstreet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 09:39 PM (Ki5SV)

Has the Burnside been making a comeback amongst the benighted hipsters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (2B9A/)

154 So we can have all the okra you want.

Damn, wish you could ship some to me. I love okra.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

155 Academic Agent dissects the general body of scholarship of climate change. Outside his expertise but in such a heinous state that it is obvious.

https://youtu.be/witdeujujg0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (LxTcq)

156 You just had to bring that one up.

Posted by: Bridge Engineer at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (nDe2U)

157 Except that if there is one thing I hate more than the man bun, it's soibois with their ridiculous hand-crafted artisan beards.

The Civil War's been over for 154 years, Longstreet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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You see these together, on the same person, pretty often around here.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

158 >>My okra is coming in. A shit ton of it. It snuck up on me. I had some sort of half-assed stomach bug (think it was triggered by that immune suppressing infusion I had last week) and didn't check on it for a few days.

Now, it's exploding. So we can have all the okra you want.
--------
This sounds just like something I could say. Well, if you substitute "dick" for "okra"

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (2cuLk)

159 Might this be interpreted as y'all won't be rockin' one at the MoMe?

Have y'all met Weasel? It starts at ear gauges and goes downhill from there.

He got a Pabpst Blue Ribbon tattoo, except he thought it would be edgier to get in Japanese ideograms that actually spell please be kitty to me.

A vampire once told him he was too sparkly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 09:42 PM (yEPxG)

160 Cory is the same age as Jennifer Anniston.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:42 PM (nRWPy)

161 >>No love for knitted wool caps in the heat of summer? Those are my faves.

Ear. Disks.

And the lovely dime-sized holes they create, which look even grosser when they take the disks out.

Posted by: Liddy Dole at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (bDqIh)

162 I'll have you know I've laid more pipe in this town than DC Plumbing.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (+iYOr)

163 Uh...wait.

That came out wrong.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (+iYOr)

164 You just had to bring that one up.

Posted by: Bridge Engineer at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (nDe2U)

Technically, that term is reserved for Bridge Engineers whose bridges remain functional bridges for moire than a week!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)

165 160 Cory is the same age as Jennifer Anniston.
Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:42 PM (nRWPy)

Jennifer Anniston is 50? She still looks very young.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (GaOgf)

166
A vampire once told him he was too sparkly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 09:42 PM (yEPxG)

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

167 162 I'll have you know I've laid more pipe in this town than DC Plumbing.
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (+iYOr)

That explains a lot of guys walking around funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM (YqDXo)

168 Jennifer Anniston's nipples are only 29 though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM (pRFRw)

169 1. Just the tip.

2. I was experimenting.

3. I was really drunk.

4. I was pitching, not catching.

5. Let's focus on the issues. I don't want to talk about my personal life.

6. Build 1000 bridges, then you're an engineer. But suck one cock ...

7. Let's not put labels on love.

8. Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

I felt it was time to expand my "horizons".

I was reaching out to my constituents.

I thought this was covered by the emanations from a penumbra clause!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

170 You see these together, on the same person, pretty often around here.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

Are you saying I should shave for the TxMoMee?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

171 I've always wanted to hang my dry cleaning on someone's ear gauges, just for fun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2019 09:45 PM (dUEni)

172 Jennifer Anniston's nipples are only 29 though.

Yeah, they're silicone.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:45 PM (nRWPy)

173 >>My okra is coming in.

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

174 O.K.! I'm out!!!! I'm tired of the denial!
I WANT COCK ALL OVER ME!
I WANT IT IN MY ASS
I WANT IT IN MY FACE
I WANT IT WHEN I SHOWER
I WANT IT WHEN I SLEEP
I WANT IT WHEN I TALK
AND I WANT IT WHEN I THINK
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK AD INFINITUM

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:45 PM (qTS/+)

175 Are you saying I should shave for the TxMoMee?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
----
Only if you have a man bun, ear gauges, or wear a wool beanie or Birkenstock's...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (UUBmN)

176 Weasel lives behind me, I have to close the shades at night because of the sparkles.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (nRWPy)

177 I need okra for cooking

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uDh3k)

178 My wife followed the Beto tradition on our wedding day.

Something mold (dirt I gave her in a vial around her neck)
Something gruesome (my short story about killing kids rolled up and tucked into her garter)
Something furry (he he)
Something toothsome (baby poop)

Posted by: Beto at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (COzlW)

179 I've always wanted to hang my dry cleaning on someone's ear gauges, just for fun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2019 09:45 PM (dUEni)

Had a could have been cute waitress the other night, but the tats and ear gauges sort of ruined her look. My first thought was irreconcilable daddy issues!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (BiNEL)

180
No love for knitted wool caps in the heat of summer? Those are my faves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Worn with hoodie and shorts. Shoot on sight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (7rVsF)

181 Jennifer Anniston is 50? She still looks very young.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 09:43 PM (GaOgf)

CGI

Posted by: Friends at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (2xjm9)

182
Weasel lives behind me, I have to close the shades at night because of the sparkles.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (nRWPy)

Wait....he's a sparkly vampire?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

183 Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (UUBmN)

So the Crocs are OK?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

184 An even better look is when the gauged ear lobe blows out.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 09:48 PM (Bkzmv)

185 1. Just the tip.

2. I was experimenting.

3. I was really drunk.

4. I was pitching, not catching.

5. Let's focus on the issues. I don't want to talk about my personal life.

6. Build 1000 bridges, then you're an engineer. But suck one cock ...

7. Let's not put labels on love.

8. Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

I felt it was time to expand my "horizons".

I was reaching out to my constituents.

I thought this was covered by the emanations from a penumbra clause!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:44 PM

Bi-curious.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:48 PM (COzlW)

186 So the Crocs are OK?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
----
Ok, only for you though...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (UUBmN)

187 Weasel lives behind me, I have to close the shades at night because of the sparkles.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (nRWPy)

Wait....he's a sparkly vampire?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

He mostly comes out at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (aS1PU)

188 So the Crocs are OK?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

Are they at least the camo ones? No murses though. Those are right out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

189
Jennifer Anniston is 50? She still looks very young.

Posted by: ALH

The bloom of motherhood. She's been pregnant since 2007, as the supermarket tabloids say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (7rVsF)

190 174. Whoa, lighten up, Dr. Seuss!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 09:50 PM (Bkzmv)

191 Wait....he's a sparkly vampire?!

IDK, but when he does a rousing rendition of Oklahoms, he really lights up.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:50 PM (nRWPy)

192 I need okra for cooking

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uDh3k)

I'm sure you know this, but you do not need to cook fresh okra! I used to eat it in the field.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

193 No murses though. Those are right out.

Ahem. They're European.

Posted by: European Messenger Bags at September 09, 2019 09:51 PM (yEPxG)

194 He mostly comes out at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Newt
----
Why does he go to bed at 7 then?? Is he 29 or something??

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:51 PM (UUBmN)

195 She's been pregnant since 2007, as the supermarket tabloids say.

I'd laugh, but...

Posted by: Queen Anne Stewart at September 09, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

196 Weasel lives behind me, I have to close the shades at night because of the sparkles.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:46 PM (nRWPy)

I read that as "sparks" and thought damn! Weasel woman, you go girl!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2019 09:51 PM (myjNJ)

197 I was always told it's not gay if they do all the work.
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:34 PM

Just lie back and think of Brexit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:51 PM (COzlW)

198 Crispy roasted whole okra is wonderful. So is char-grilled okra.

I can go full Bubba Gump on okra.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

199 Crocs are back in with the yut.

My sons, who are hip to such things have both winter and summer crocs suddenly. One got a pair with red stripes on one and stars on the other, a croc FU to Nike.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:52 PM (nRWPy)

200 >
I'm sure you know this, but you do not need to cook fresh okra! I used to eat it in the field.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

I don't know this. I've never grown it. Thanks for clueing me in.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2019 09:52 PM (uDh3k)

201 I'm not Ghey...
But the dude sucking my dick very well might be

Posted by: Fiercely Hetero Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 09:52 PM (flINI)

202 Ok, only for you though...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (UUBmN)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

I'm good, I only wear the Camo ones and never even considered a murse!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:53 PM (BiNEL)

203 IDK, but when he does a rousing rendition of Oklahoms, he really lights up.
Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:50 PM (nRWPy)

I almost read that as Oklahomies. You know, the version where Curly and Jud fight over who's going to pimp out Laurey.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 09:53 PM (Ki5SV)

204 I need okra for cooking

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uDh3k)

I'm sure you know this, but you do not need to cook fresh okra! I used to eat it in the field.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
---------

You both need help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 09:53 PM (hnyqs)

205 houston has a linebacker named mercilus, pronounced merciless. definitely a candidate for best football name.

first name ~~mingthe~~ whitney.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 09, 2019 09:54 PM (Pg+x7)

206 I'm good, I only wear the Camo ones and never even considered a murse!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:53 PM (BiNEL)

We'll allow. But it falls to Ben Had for the final decision.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

207 funny. i think a result of privacy software is twitter gets snitty and won't load the links that Ace shows.

If Ace is listening, why not just take screen captions of twitter and punish the evil empire? That way,they're just pics.

You don't use them for that very reason, right?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (thQkh)

208 Why would you cook okra? It's a silly think to do when you just throw it in a trash can.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (myjNJ)

209 I don't know this. I've never grown it. Thanks for clueing me in.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2019 09:52 PM (uDh3k)

You can slice it crossways like pickles and put in salads for a crunchy treat as well.

It also can be pickled!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (BiNEL)

210 What did Cory say to Barry while walking past the cemetary?

Wanna stop in and suck down a cold one?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (Bkzmv)

211 I'm not Ghey...
But the dude sucking my dick very well might be
Posted by: Fiercely Hetero Cory Booker

It would be tres gauche to ask him to stop. Just power through it and keep a stiff upper lip tant pis.

Posted by: Rich Lowry at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)

212 Good god, that's one Arkansas delicacy my dad didn't try to bring north, "field okea."

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (nRWPy)

213 Okra is a gateway substance to Brussels Sprouts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (uL22A)

214 Might as well eat a plate of string as attempt to eat okra.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (COzlW)

215 Okra

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:56 PM (nRWPy)

216 houston has a linebacker named mercilus, pronounced merciless. definitely a candidate for best football name.

Their was a story here about a young single mom who was bused out of town for the evacuation.

She was holding her little bundle of love, a baby boy named "Almighty."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

217 Why did they bury Liberace face down? So his friends could stop by for a cold one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:56 PM (COzlW)

218 I still say a local guy here named Immaculator has one of the greatest/worst names of all time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

219 We'll allow. But it falls to Ben Had for the final decision.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

Rest assured, I will abide by Judge Ben Had's decision!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

220 My suggestion to anyone raising young men is to encourage them to be masculine.

They will crush the soy boys and rule the effin' world.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (l/6vt)

221 Had a could have been cute waitress the other night, but the tats and ear gauges sort of ruined her look. My first thought was irreconcilable daddy issues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019

Sometimes I think it is.

Sometimes I think it's because nobody ever forced these kids to get out and go do stuff, so they have no identity. They are just public school drones, all with the same NPC programming. Eventually they realize they are all clones, so they mutilate themselves or try some freak queer kink to try to seem different.

It could have been avoided if somebody made them play soccer, or paint, or play electric guitar, or hike or whatever. Then they would have a hobby, be good at something and have an identity, and probably friends that do whatever activity they do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (dUEni)

222 Fried okra is awesome, even got my NYC Italian husband to try it down in the northern neck.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (nRWPy)

223 Dammit. THERE, not their. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

224 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

225 Might as well eat a plate of string as attempt to eat okra.

Good Lord.... okra dipped in egg then corn meal or bread crumbs and fried.. it's Heaven.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

226 Might as well eat a plate of string as attempt to eat okra.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 09, 2019 09:55 PM (COzlW)

It is all in the presentation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (BiNEL)

227 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

Let's pray it's not assless chaps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (ptqGC)

228 If okra is cut lengthwise into strips, the seeds stripped, breaded, and deep fried, which is to say, disguised as something else, then I will eat it.

As an aside, I would recommend that one consume a minimum of okra, because greenhouse gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (hnyqs)

229 Fried okra is good, yes. I will order that as a side in a bbq meal and not rice or potatoes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (ykYG2)

230 Their there is not their there. They're different.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (uL22A)

231 Good Lord.... okra dipped in egg then corn meal or bread crumbs and fried.. it's Heaven.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

Dear Jewells, I knew there was something about you I really liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

232 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Tell me that you didn't ask that of this crew. The responses will drive the count well past 1,000.

Posted by: Panhandler at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (S/rwf)

233
Philadelph Van Trump, Representative from Ohio (1867-1873).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (7rVsF)

234 /

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 10:00 PM (aS1PU)

235 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Well, if you ask the men it's as little as possible. I plan on checking the weather and bringing appropriate clothing. Never been to Texas in October. I imagine it's still pretty nice weather.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

236 About one of the most torturous things you can say to one of these pin cushion/coloring book looking people is "I figured you'd be interesting, but you have a really bland, boring personality".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dUEni)

237 Fried okra is like a better form of popcorn.

Also, roasted in a hot oven with some olive or pecan oil until crisp...awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

238 232 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Tell me that you didn't ask that of this crew. The responses will drive the count well past 1,000.
Posted by: Panhandler at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (S/rwf)

I am hoping to be entertained by the answers!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

239 down in the northern neck.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (nRWPy)

SO, you've been to God's country?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

240 My sons are peak masculine. I didn't have to encourage it, but we are a soy-free household.

The 24 year old was telling the 15 year old at dinner to shave his lower "neard." Glad I'd already eaten.

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 10:01 PM (nRWPy)

241 Eat me.

Posted by: Oprah at September 09, 2019 10:01 PM (2xjm9)

242
What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Tube tops

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2019 10:01 PM (KCxzN)

243 You've been to God's country?

As often as possible

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (nRWPy)

244 Did you know?

Napoleon Bonaparte had a brother and one of that fellows descendents served as Attorney General of the U.S.?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (myjNJ)

245 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

My SIL used to grow it when she lived here. I got so excited when she said it was ready to pick. Now I can only get it at the local farmers market and the price is outrageous. I still pay it though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

246 Let's pray it's not assless chaps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 09:58 PM

Jane, if that's what y'all want to wear, I guarantee you'll only get compliments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (uL22A)

247 We are going to fly one of D'oh Boy's Corp(se) buddies to the MoMe (at Ben Had's request). He lives in TX, but it's a seven hour drive. We've rented a place just outside Corsicana.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (ptqGC)

248 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?�

Tube tops

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2019 10:01 PM (KCxzN)

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And what should the gals wear?...

Posted by: Fiercely Hetero Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 10:03 PM (flINI)

249
What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison

Men: white tie, morning coat, no pants.

Women: tiara, elbow length gloves, that's it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)

250
Men: white tie, morning coat, no pants.

Women: tiara, elbow length gloves, that's it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)

I love traveling light!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

251 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

A merry widow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 10:04 PM (Ki5SV)

252 224 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

Try these

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxpfrvx3

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2019 10:04 PM (+iYOr)

253 Jane, if that's what y'all want to wear, I guarantee you'll only get compliments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 10:02 PM (uL22A)

You do NOT want to see me in anything assless. Let me put it this way, I'm old enough to tell everyone here to get off my damned lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 10:04 PM (ptqGC)

254 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

No SaranWrap, earrings, purses, high heels, and that's for the guys.

Jeans, boots, knife in boots, and a smile is good,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

255 Women: tiara, elbow length gloves, that's it.

I own neither.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

256 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2019 09:57 PM (dUEni)

I think you may be on to something, but there is a generational translation where weak immature brains have been entertained by cell phones, Mario, and 24/7 TV and are now drifting about looking for something to hold on to.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

257 Are camo onesies frowned upon?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (pRFRw)

258 Women: tiara, elbow length gloves, that's it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 10:03 PM

Dude. This is Texas, and it's a pretty formal occasion. Don't forget cowboy boots.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (uL22A)

259 The guy with the "man" bun looks like somebody took a crap on his head.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2019 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

Or a ground squirrel found a soft spot, and is burrowing in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (jEgzt)

260 What, exactly, is appropriate attire at the TX Mome?

A bow tie and a sock.

Posted by: Vanya at September 09, 2019 10:06 PM (IUT0Y)

261 I thought I was going to hang out to the ONT, but I don't really feel up to it.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Ki5SV)

262 Dude. This is Texas, and it's a pretty formal occasion. Don't forget cowboy boots.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM (uL22A)

jingle, jangle, jingle

Posted by: Spurs at September 09, 2019 10:07 PM (2xjm9)

263 Is Okra best at the top or bottom of the garbage can?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 10:07 PM (pRFRw)

264 Good heavens. I've stayed up later than Weasel.

I'm off to bed, ya'll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 10:07 PM (ptqGC)

265 91 233 days until retirement

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It's the best job I've ever had.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 09, 2019 10:08 PM (7ZQe3)

266 261 I thought I was going to hang out to the ONT, but I don't really feel up to it.

Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Ki5SV)

I feel the same about Okra too, Mary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 10:08 PM (pRFRw)

267
Women: tiara, elbow length gloves, that's it.

I own neither.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2019 10:05 PM

you could always rent them for the weekend

or see if Eris (All Hail!) has a spare pair of "German opera gloves"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2019 10:08 PM (z/JjJ)

268 Back in the late 80s a guy I worked with grew a rat tail but kept it inside his shirt at work. He took it out at a work gala (conservative company) and our boss took out a pen knife and cut it off. Funny as hell. Can you imagine that happening today?

Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 10:09 PM (nRWPy)

269 Man buns.

I hate man buns.

Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2019 09:19 PM (MVjcR

The revenge is baked into the cake.

Man buns hid male pattern baldness.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2019 10:09 PM (xG/b0)

270 268 Back in the late 80s a guy I worked with grew a rat tail but kept it inside his shirt at work. He took it out at a work gala (conservative company) and our boss took out a pen knife and cut it off. Funny as hell. Can you imagine that happening today?
Posted by: dagny at September 09, 2019 10:09 PM (nRWPy

Back then, it was a lesson. Today, a lawsuit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 10:11 PM (pRFRw)

271 ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2019 10:12 PM (z/JjJ)

272 Flynn has a hearing with Judge Sullivan tomorrow over the motion Powell put forth about the prosecution withholding exculpatory information.

Seems more important.

Posted by: JackStraw

Sounds like an appeal trap - Sullivan better be careful, any denial of motion better be well written and easy to follow...

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2019 10:12 PM (32YRo)

273 Back then, it was a lesson. Today, a lawsuit.

I was considering that when watching American Psycho last night. The 1980s were a different world. A world that was horrendous in some ways (which Bret Eaton Ellis knew) but I'm not sure we've replaced that world with a better one (which Ellis knows).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 09, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

274 An actual samurai can get away with a man-bun.

Incidentally, there no samurai anymore. Japan did away with its caste system after World War II.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 09, 2019 10:20 PM (H3MF8)

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