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Good Morning!
Posted by: Molly k. at September 07, 2019 06:00 AM (rmrWu) 2
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew) 3
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson 4
Good Morning. Sleep with the kid at 9 up at 5. The little things they don't teach you when you're a child.
Posted by: AlexK at September 07, 2019 06:02 AM (PUuXl) 5
Happy Weekend Hook Em HORNS!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AltonJackson Posted by: My life is insanity at September 07, 2019 06:03 AM (Z/jzm) 8
F-1 Free Practice 3 is on but working on track barriers, Qualifying is at 8:55
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew) 9
Oh look.....content!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:05 AM (cqNba) 10
I love the way the LBGTASDFJKL; is going after Brees and Christianity as a whole. In a way it proves the entire Mayor Buttplug I am Gay and Christian is total bullshit. When it comes to a choice they alway pick being gay first.
And it seem strange they never call out the mohammedans. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:07 AM (JFO2v) 11
americanthinker.com/is chicago a gun crime sanctuary city
And Philadelphia, LA and I'm sure lots of other Democrat run cities, they don't need "red flags" they have the criminals red handed and let them go. Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:09 AM (BbGew) 12
Dorian is gone and the Pee Dee River is at a very low level
Posted by: tmitsss at September 07, 2019 06:15 AM (WYDJb) 13
Morning all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2019 06:15 AM (GSxXw) 14
americanthinker.com/is chicago a gun crime sanctuary city
Not only gun crime, about any crime the DA doesn't want to prosecute and the offenders can be wrist slapped only Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:16 AM (vd8XM) 15
Hiya
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:16 AM (arJlL) 16
I coulda been a contendah. I stopped to read the comments, though.
Posted by: m at September 07, 2019 06:16 AM (JExoS) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba) Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:17 AM (MItT3) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:17 AM (cqNba) 20
Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, September 7, 2019. On this date in 70 AD a Roman army under Titus occupied and plundered Jerusalem. Some speculate that the Ark of the Covenant was spirited away following this raid. But Jewish scholars still say it was spirited away during an invasion previously by the Babylonians. Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) 21
NOOA says all this shit the Trump haters have drummed up about Trump's chart and the fact that Dorian could hit Alabama is a pile of crap. At the time he showed the chart it was accurate and indeed it could have hit AL.
https://tinyurl.com/y2dqwzuc Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) 22
So whats up with Dorian now? It has been downgraded to a tropical storm and is off the coast on VA and MD. https://tinyurl.com/y6cvh4yu Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:20 AM (mpXpK) 23
ME is becoming the first State in the Union to go to a system of 'ranked voting'. ...... under the ranked voting system, voters categorize a crowded field of candidates from favorite to least favorite. If a candidate fails to win the majority of votes, the last-place finisher is eliminated and the second-choice votes of everyone who ranked that candidate first are allocated until someone receives more than 50 percent. We all know that in every Federal election there are a number of low values candidates who manage enough votes to get on the ballot but have no chance what so-ever of getting a significant number of votes because the number of votes needed to get on the ballot is too low. I have always advocated a series of runoffs to eliminate the bottom also-rans and leave the top two. https://tinyurl.com/yyv35r6s Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:20 AM (mpXpK) 24
I thought Indiana Jones found it
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:20 AM (BbGew) 25
So what are the Republicans doing. Well for 2020 at least four States including my own, are talking about eliminating the Republican primaries. I agree, they are a waste of time. https://tinyurl.com/y34ds7sz Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK) 26
Mexico says there has been a 56% drop in illegal border jumpers. Does anyone trust them on this shit? https://tinyurl.com/y5d4phs9 Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK) 27
Mo Brooks (R-AL) states the obvious on the the Democrats strategy related to the second amendment. They want to eliminate it. I think everyone already knew this, but he didn't emphasize their strategy, they want to eliminate it but w/o an amendment to the constitution because they know that has zero chance.
https://tinyurl.com/y5xx294h Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK) 28
Communist dictator Robert Mugabe is still dead.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (cB5if) 29
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (pkvuH) Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (vd8XM) 31
HBO resident commie talk-show host Bill Maher says Dorian was caused by Globull Warming. https://tinyurl.com/y4lmggf7 Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK) 32
RINO Rubio wants to open the flood gates for entry by migrants from the Bahamas. https://tinyurl.com/yy7ct25d Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK) 33
20 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, September 7, 2019. On this date in 70 AD a Roman army under Titus occupied and plundered Jerusalem. Some speculate that the Ark of the Covenant was spirited away following this raid. But Jewish scholars still say it was spirited away during an invasion previously by the Babylonians. Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) I saw a documentary where it was carted off to a government wearhouse. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (JFO2v) 34
"I have always advocated a series of runoffs to eliminate the bottom also-rans and leave the top two."
I'm sort of partial to armed candidates facing each other in the Octagon, myself. Or ThunderDome Either one. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:23 AM (cqNba) 35
Trump official wants to extend the time limit for processing the so-called asylum seekers claims.
https://tinyurl.com/y3ad3cxs Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:23 AM (mpXpK) 36
No surprise here. The idiots at PETA do not like NYC's new rat control methods. https://tinyurl.com/y69ahugd Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:23 AM (mpXpK) 37
> But Jewish scholars still say it was spirited away during an invasion previously by the Babylonians. Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
The Ethiopians claim to have it, for one. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 06:23 AM (cB5if) 38
And speaking of idiots, black robe appointed by RINO George W. Bush rules that the watch-list for terrorists is unconstitutional.
https://tinyurl.com/y5u42lu9 Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:24 AM (mpXpK) 39
And finally here is a link to the scores and schedule for today's NCAA football games.
https://tinyurl.com/y64b5cvw Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:24 AM (mpXpK) 40
> I'm sort of partial to armed candidates facing each other in the Octagon, myself.
64 pounder cannon loaded with grapeshot, at 10 paces. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 06:25 AM (cB5if) 41
from out State Dept
The United States extends its condolences to the Mugabe family and the people of Zimbabwe as they mourn the passing of former President Robert Mugabe. We join the world in reflecting on his legacy in securing Zimbabwes independence. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK) 43
Thank you, Vic. I feel informed now but not overwhelmed.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:25 AM (MItT3) 44
krakatoa, tersely -- I blew up.
krakatoa, wordy -- I blew up, really bigly. The Faily Beast (not Hillary) 'reports' that Trump has entered the 'eccentric dictator' phase of his presidency. It's almost as if that website hates Trump moar than Jonah The Plagiarist. I mean, that's at least possible, no? Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2019 06:26 AM (Z4rgH) 45
> from out State Dept
Lovely. Those bastards would send condolences on the death of Hitler or Stalin. Hell, they probably did. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 06:26 AM (cB5if) 46
"Lovely. Those bastards would send condolences on the death of Hitler or Stalin. Hell, they probably did."
The floral arraignments were a nice touch, as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:27 AM (cqNba) 47
39 And finally here is a link to the scores and schedule for today's NCAA football games.
https://tinyurl.com/y64b5cvw Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:24 AM (mpXpK) Interesting that there are 3 Knights Scarlet Black and Plain Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v) 48
Would you believe my coffee is finall just done?
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:28 AM (BbGew) 49
I give the "Horns credit for going up against a real opponent in week two. They usually put up a patsy in at least game one as they did this time. Both the horns and Aggies will find out real quick who is for real. I hope if only one can win, it is the more conservative school. I don''t want to put politics onto sports, but i guess i just did.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:28 AM (n13/j) 50
The Faily Beast (not Hillary) 'reports' that Trump has entered the 'eccentric dictator' phase of his presidency.
The whole 8 years of Oblabla was that, wasn't it? Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM) 51
20 there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) Should maybe look into Arkancide. Posted by: m at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (JExoS) 52
"Would you believe my coffee is finall just done?"
Stupid question, Skip... When is the last time you descaled that thing? 7 minutes should be roughly the maximum time for a standard 12 cup pot to brew. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba) 53
If Reagan is to be faulted for anything, it should be for foisting the Bushes off on us. We paid dearly for that and the damage continues to this day.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (MItT3) 54
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)
I saw a documentary where it was carted off to a government wearhouse. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (JFO2v) I think there are a lot of people who saw that "documentary." I like it. Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) 55
Bon jour from the Left coast morons
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2019 06:31 AM (EZebt) 56
Communist dictator Robert Mugabe is still dead.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 06:22 AM (cB5if) He did outlast Jeffery Epstein though. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2019 06:31 AM (Z4rgH) 57
I do stove top, the pot is clean, made a lot and didn't have it on high to start.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:33 AM (BbGew) 58
Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, September 7, 2019. On this date in 70 AD a Roman army under Titus occupied and plundered Jerusalem. Some speculate that the Ark of the Covenant was spirited away following this raid. But Jewish scholars still say it was spirited away during an invasion previously by the Babylonians. Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, Idaho Jones has it. Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:33 AM (arJlL) 59
"rules that the watch-list for terrorists is unconstitutional."
I'm honestly not to sure that I disagree with the ruling. If we were discussing Red-Flag laws, there would be much the same arguments put forth about protection of individual rights, and the lack of due process involved in the determination of who gets put on the list. Mixed feelings on this one is about as far as I can go. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba) 60
ME is becoming the first State in the Union to go to a system of 'ranked voting'.
=== We have had ranked voting for local offices for about 10 years. The only use is avoiding the necessity for a second runoff if no candidate wins 50% +1. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (EZebt) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (AdL/l) 62
"I do stove top, the pot is clean, made a lot and didn't have it on high to start."
Does your stove go to eleven? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (cqNba) 63
No surprise here. The idiots at PETA do not like NYC's new rat control methods.
Each rat gets a bus ticket to Baltimore. Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (arJlL) 64
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Would you believe my coffee is finall just done? Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:28 AM (BbGew) Who cares about coffee when you have brown Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK) 65
That's right, it's Saturday! No Morning Poop from JJ.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 66
18 Saturday. No J.J. Probably just as well. My blood pressure could use the break.
Hay, Horde. Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:17 AM (MItT3) Well, I'M here... And good morning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2019 06:36 AM (zBaqJ) 67
39 And finally here is a link to the scores and schedule for today's NCAA football games.
.................... Take note of OU's opponent......That would be us and it's gonna be ugly. Coincidentally, 39 also happens to be the point spread. Ouch Posted by: Molly k. at September 07, 2019 06:36 AM (rmrWu) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba) 69
63 No surprise here. The idiots at PETA do not like NYC's new rat control methods.
Each rat gets a bus ticket to Baltimore. Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:35 AM (arJlL) and a $7 voucher to Duncan. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:36 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba) 71
The problem with the Bush'es is they were all about family. It it is and was family over anything else. They would give the Corleone's a run for their money. Reagan chose Bush Sr. because it was the right thing to do. Reagan knew that God given truths were about bigger things.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:37 AM (n13/j) 72
>>>Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
You mean it's not in Area 51?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 73
Hiya Miley !
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:38 AM (arJlL) 74
Hiya JJ !
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:39 AM (arJlL) 75
Drunk country singer killed herself and a sixteen-year old in Taos day before yesterday. Rear-ended one vehicle, crossed the center line and hit the kid head on. Previous history of drunk driving.
The father of the sixteen-year-old was one of the responding paramedics. I can't even... Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:39 AM (MItT3) 76
Happy birthday, J.J.!
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:40 AM (MItT3) 77
Reagan chose Bush Sr. because it was the right thing to do.
From what i saw Bush I was forced on RR by the RNC Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:40 AM (mpXpK) 78
10 is max, put it on 8 as soon as it starts to perc turn down to 2 for 8 minutes.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:40 AM (BbGew) 79
HBO resident commie talk-show host Bill Maher says Dorian was caused by Globull Warming.
Hard to believe that show is still on. I don't get HBO, but the few times I've seen cuts of it, it's seems to be the intellectuals SNL. With a pasty faced wet lip old hack as ring master Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM) 80
"You mean it's not in Area 51?"
They moved it out of there when they heard of the plans to crash the gate. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba) 81
Welp, I didn't win the Megga Millions !
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 06:41 AM (arJlL) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba) 83
Happy B-Day JJ
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:42 AM (vd8XM) 84
Gateway Pundit 'reports' that leprosy is on the rise in LA County.
Since I never link them, you're on your own. But there is a factual basis to this story. What's next, LA? Smallpox? Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2019 06:43 AM (Z4rgH) 85
"You mean it's not in Area 51?"
They moved it out of there when they heard of the plans to crash the gate. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice The Jews saying they don't have it is just the kind of thing that Jews would say. The Ark powers the Weather Machin Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM) 86
How many hiring mistakes has Trump made? He said hiring these people would be easy. Well, it was not easy and a lot of mistakes were made. But Trump could only dream of the loyalty Reagan had. As off the wall trump was about enemies trying to underhand him, he was likely understating the issue.
At this point I would fire everyone and have them prove to me why they should be rehired. Trump said he was going to drain the swamp. But it looks like the swamp is trying to suck him in , in a winner take all. The Swamp is still there and it is now or never at this point. These guys are about to win. Just ask Boris Johnson and UK voters about the swamp. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:44 AM (n13/j) 87
I would have made a cake for JJ but best not to spread germs around.
Happy birthday JJ. Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:44 AM (BbGew) 88
LOS PECES SE COMEN MIS MUEBLES
Posted by: Autistic Spaniard yelling in all caps at September 07, 2019 06:44 AM (oS0xz) 89
The Ark powers the Weather Machin
Posted by: Bruce The e on machine was intentionally left off to improve reading speed Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:44 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba) 91
Wouldn't the Ark BE the weather machine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:45 AM (ycWCI) 92
But is it carbon neutral?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice It likes carbon, but not "likes likes" it Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM) 93
Living conditions of homeless for extended periods without proper hygiene a outbreak of Leprosy wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 06:46 AM (BbGew) 94
84 Gateway Pundit 'reports' that leprosy is on the rise in LA County.
Since I never link them, you're on your own. But there is a factual basis to this story. What's next, LA? Smallpox? Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2019 06:43 AM (Z4rgH) We have spent trillions of on healthcare, vaccines, sanitary conditions, and hygiene so we can import 3rd world diseases and culture. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v) 95
" Wouldn't the Ark BE the weather machine? "
That's not how this works... That's not how any of this works. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba) 96
Reposting previous plea for a 'ron headed to the TXMoMe to deliver a couple of bottles of Bailey's to Ben Had. If you're driving through Oklahoma I'll meet you en route for the handoff. Anywhere. Any time.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:47 AM (MItT3) 97
The Ark powers the Weather Machin
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM) Does it also do Time? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM) 99
Well it looks like on Pluto TV Ch 680 anime fans will be treated to the original Super Dimensional Fortress Macross today. Not dubbed. But white small font subtitles will make things a challenge to follow, especially when multiple characters are speaking over each other in a scene.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2019 06:47 AM (+AH9W) 100
The Ark is a symbol. Interesting history but doesn't change Christianity one way or the other.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:48 AM (n13/j) 101
That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba) It's the Ark of the Covenant- it can do whatever it damn well pleases. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:48 AM (ycWCI) 102
"Living conditions of homeless for extended periods without proper hygiene a outbreak of Leprosy wouldn't surprise me."
Armadillos ... Unprotected sex with armadillos is a leading cause of leprosy. I think I saw that on CNN. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba) 103
Or... what God pleases, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:48 AM (ycWCI) Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:49 AM (ycWCI) Posted by: Dr Who at September 07, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba) 106
104 Obligatory:
I hate fucking Armadillos. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:49 AM (ycWCI) Then do not fuck them. There are other animals. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v) 107
59 "rules that the watch-list for terrorists is unconstitutional."
I'm honestly not to sure that I disagree with the ruling. I'm with you there, VIA -- I have many doubts about this list, and have had them for a while. And there have been reports of lookalike names that have landed on the no fly list, for example. Once you start denying due process, including the right to confront your accuser(s), well, that MAGA hat in your bedroom might be 'proof' too. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2019 06:50 AM (Z4rgH) 108
Unprotected sex with armadillos is a leading cause of leprosy.
I think I saw that on CNN. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Also resulting in the birth of Bill Maher Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM) 109
41 That's crazy talk - the State Department is clearly infected with stupid.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 07, 2019 06:51 AM (xceTB) 110
wow, that is a hot take. Most Texans love Armadillos although they mostly see them in the middle of the road sqaushed.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:51 AM (n13/j) 111
Then do not fuck them. There are other animals.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v) Playing the part of my trusty Dean Martin... Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:51 AM (ycWCI) Posted by: sNopes at September 07, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba) 113
...
Going back to watch some Saturday morning anime. Got Minmay. Aliens. Robots. And explosions. Nyah. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2019 06:52 AM (+AH9W) 114
Minmei? The McGuffin of Macross?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2019 06:53 AM (ycWCI) 115
110 wow, that is a hot take. Most Texans love Armadillos although they mostly see them in the middle of the road sqaushed.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:51 AM (n13/j) they are playing possum Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba) 117
Snorian blew past last night and it's a beautiful morning.
Posted by: jsg at September 07, 2019 06:54 AM (7i5bQ) 118
Anyone reading my saga of the friend who my wife and I are trying to help out, get her surgery done, and hopefully get back to being a little more independent, that I wrote yesterday..
Another wrench in the gears. She has shingles. Has not told anyone. Claims she is okay and that the outbreak on her chest and side is getting better, but then told my wife yesterday she has new areas on her scalp and ear. Her surgery and then rehab is in 10 days. This will be interesting times here Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM) 119
"Another wrench in the gears. She has shingles. Has not told anyone. "
Does 'anyone' include her doctor? This road sounds like it is going to be bumpier than it needs to be. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba) 120
Theres a lot of parts of the Bible that talk about how life begins with breath, Buttigieg said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v) 121
Most Texans love Armadillos although they mostly see them in the middle of the road sqaushed. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 06:51 AM for road-kill armadillos, we always said "An armadillo, as seen in it's natural habitat"
Posted by: AltonJackson 122
Does 'anyone' include her doctor?
This road sounds like it is going to be bumpier than it needs to be. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice That is correct. I think she wants her hip fixed so much, that she's been fiddle farting around with since April, that she's gone crackhead and willing to lie to get what she wants Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM) 123
'Both time for my weekly call, be back later,
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK) 124
Yeah, affirm, the watch list is a load of statism foisted on us by people who we trusted, and did not deserve that trust even a little bit in 20/20 hindsight.
Patriot Act needs to go, too. brb, must have coffee ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 07, 2019 07:00 AM (pkvuH) Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v) 126
AltonJackson: email received. Investigating.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:00 AM (t+qrx) 127
for road-kill armadillos, we always said "An armadillo, as seen in it's natural habitat"
Posted by: AltonJackson We would see them on the road as we drove thru southern Alabama. Are there any live ones? Or are they placed on the roads by the DOT for Northerners amusement? Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM) 128
127 for road-kill armadillos, we always said "An armadillo, as seen in it's natural habitat"
Posted by: AltonJackson We would see them on the road as we drove thru southern Alabama. Are there any live ones? Or are they placed on the roads by the DOT for Northerners amusement? Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM) speed bumps Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v) 129
So in the latest sage of the seven upstanding citizens of other countries arrested for the machete murder of someone..
https://bit.ly/2lJeCIs Oddly enough, one of the suspects was stopped in April of this year and issued multiple traffic citations, and released on a $1,000.00 Personal Recognizance Bond. Failed to appear for court, and forfeited the bond. And had his license suspended, All while being in the country illegally. Perhaps releasing illegal immigrants on their own recognizance isn't such a good judicial decision. And now, a guy has been hacked and stabbed to death. By folk who weren't even supposed to be in the country. And Baltimore Counties policies, supported by the County Executive are what allowed one of the suspects to remain free to kill. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:03 AM (cqNba) Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 07:04 AM (arJlL) 131
Be glad that a armadillo is small, hitting a white tailed deer can be major damage
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 07:04 AM (BbGew) 132
speed bumps
Posted by: rhennigantx Ha. That's about it. My wife and I count them as we drive, to pass the time Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: saf at September 07, 2019 07:07 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:08 AM (vd8XM) 135
Must be getting close to a NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba) 136
From "The Babylon Bee"
In order to reduce the number of preventable obnoxious bros wandering their stores, Walmart announced Friday it would cease selling White Claw Hard Seltzer at all the company's U.S. locations. Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM) 137
Though haven't had the first breakfast Fox news is saying %62 of Americans would want a second breakfast, and I'm in that group.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 07:13 AM (BbGew) 138
136 From "The Babylon Bee"
In order to reduce the number of preventable obnoxious bros wandering their stores, Walmart announced Friday it would cease selling White Claw Hard Seltzer at all the company's U.S. locations. Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM) How about a pajama ban?? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v) 139
Must be getting close to a NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Usually the Coffee thread isn't up until 8 Eastern. I think everyone is reloading their coffee, and trying to remember how they got home last night Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:13 AM (vd8XM) 140
How about a pajama ban??
Posted by: rhennigantx The BB BENTONVILLE, AR The largest retail chain in the country is doing its part to curb one of the worst social epidemics of our generation. Walmart recently announced that it is asking its customers to refrain from visiting the stores dressed in pajamas, even in states where the practice is legal. Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM) 141
Perhaps what we need are common sense Illegal Immigrant Control Laws...
Coupled with Illegal Immigrant 'Red Flag'Laws. And an Illegal Immigrant 'Mandatory Buy Back' program. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba) 142
The BB
BENTONVILLE, AR The largest retail chain in the country is doing its part to curb one of the worst social epidemics of our generation. Walmart recently announced that it is asking its customers to refrain from visiting the stores dressed in pajamas, even in states where the practice is legal. Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM) From my Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:17 AM (t+qrx) 143
Now that the dust has settled after 9/11/16, can we all admit Hillary used a body double. Pic related.
https://is2.4chan.org/tv/1567845719368.jpg Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 07, 2019 07:19 AM (QwmrN) 144
And Philadelphia, LA and I'm sure lots of other Democrat run cities, they don't need "red flags" they have the criminals red handed and let them go.
-- I'm reminded of an article from a few years ago that said NYC law enforcement had found the same handful of names linked in one way or another to something like 90% of gun crime in the city. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:19 AM (kRCmK) 145
"How about a pajama ban??"
I enjoy watching the Wine Moms walking their kids to school. In their pajamas. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba) 146
What beats me is how they got all those animals into the Ark of the Covenant.
I say the smart money is on checking passing Circus shows? Amarite or amber tite. Old Harrisons FORD woulda broke down in the Negev. Posted by: saf at September 07, 2019 07:21 AM (5IHGB) 147
"I'm reminded of an article from a few years ago that said NYC law enforcement had found the same handful of names linked in one way or another to something like 90% of gun crime in the city."
Statements from Baltimores leaders tell us that less than 200 people are committing over 90% of the shootings and killings on the streets of this rat infested, trash filled city by the harbor. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba) 148
Walmart is convinced they make twelve to fourteen people shop at Target 30% less while telling four to ten million regular shoppers they no longer want their money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:22 AM (kRCmK) 149
Now that the dust has settled after 9/11/16, can we all admit Hillary used a body double. Pic related.
https://is2.4chan.org/tv/1567845719368.jpg Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 07, 2019 07:19 AM (QwmrN) She doesn't look like Tom Petty at all. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:22 AM (t+qrx) 150
From "The Babylon Bee"
In order to reduce the number of preventable obnoxious bros wandering their stores, Walmart announced Friday it would cease selling White Claw Hard Seltzer at all the company's U.S. locations. Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM) To me, the Babylon Bee was always this thing in the foreground that once in a while made a humorous joke. But at this point the Bee is a freaking Freedom Fighter. Trump should start replacing Swamp people with Bee people. it seems as the crazy left get's crazier, the nominal right backs down. The Bablyon Been seems to be cranking it up a few notches. yes I get satire and know it is not truth. But the satire tells more truth than CNN and MSNBC. You can often tell more truth with satire than any comsimp toadies would ever do with their degrees that have less worth than the worst of fake liberal arts. Screw any journalism majors. Rush said it himself, if you have a journalism major, he is lost, he an not be saved. Journalism is a bloody joke. I would prefer a kinesiology major. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 07:23 AM (n13/j) 151
In fairness, the whole point was that Hillary wasn't going around there no more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:23 AM (kRCmK) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba) 153
But the satire tells more truth than CNN and MSNBC.
I think the Babylon Bee coffee mugs you can buy say "Fake News You Can Trust". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2019 07:26 AM (dUEni) 154
150 Quint
It is funny because so called real site do not realize how fucked they are. Case in point. https://lifehacker.com/these-fancy-words-make-you-sound-like-an-ass-1837900217 Notice pic of asshat with a mun. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v) 155
So the Trump Administration's policies continue to punish the black community, by forcing them into the chains of Job-Lock.
https://bit.ly/2lDQwPt Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba) 156
155 More Blacks Now Owned By The Man
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v) 157
"148 Walmart is convinced they make twelve to fourteen people shop at Target 30% less while telling four to ten million regular shoppers they no longer want their money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:22 AM (kRCmK) " Spot-on. See "Take The WalMart Challenge" in the main page sidebar .... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 07, 2019 07:29 AM (pkvuH) 158
Black Unemployment Hits Record Low
- Thank goodness Republicans have this to completely squander for campaign season. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:29 AM (kRCmK) 159
The Ark of the Covenant currently resides in a large, non descript warehouse in Brandywine, MD. Its in a unmarked crate, next to a box with the cure for the common cold and a Balanced Budget.
(I vaguely recall Mad Magazines version of Raiders of the Lost Ark ending this way. Memory is fuzzy though). Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (W+e0y) 160
" More Blacks Now Owned By The Man"
Being paid for your labor in a voluntary relationship with your employer is just straight up Slavery, man! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba) 161
Since Dorian is now out of the purview of CNN and Al Roker and is merely strengthening and KNOCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ATLANTIC CANADA what does it matter at this point...........................
look a) a squirrel b) Buttiegeg pronunciations c) WTF is a Canada? Posted by: saf at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (5IHGB) 162
Well it's possible losing a race your told you won before it was started might be more health risk than winning.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (BbGew) 163
I hate armadillos. They're out there I the woods next to me, rooting around in the leaf litter and destroying the chanterelles. Armadillos got no reason... especially the one living under my deck.
Someone around here shoots them and then impales the carcasses on fenceposts at a lake overlook. If that's supposed to be a warning to other armadillos, it's not working well. Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (MItT3) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba) 165
See "Take The WalMart Challenge" in the main page sidebar ....
Oh goodness that's a good idea for days when I have an hour to kill between clients. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:31 AM (kRCmK) 166
Morning all
I haven't seen a roadkill armadillo with a beer bottle in it's little paws in forever. A cultural loss. Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2019 07:33 AM (76BPT) 167
Ben! Good morning!
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:34 AM (MItT3) 168
Thank goodness Republicans have this to completely squander for campaign season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:29 AM (kRCmK) They don't have the majority they'd need this election cycle. They need all seven houses of congress, the executive, the judiciary, the sacred scarab of Khepri, and six more punches in their card before they can propose a squandering bill that will have a chance of passing. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:35 AM (t+qrx) 169
I think taking it to customer service with a cheerful explanation is a better idea than just leaving it in the toy aisle, though.
I bet I could print off an excel spreadsheet of only my walmart purchases for the last year, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 07:35 AM (kRCmK) 170
I haven't seen a roadkill armadillo with a [\i]Lone Star beer bottle in it's little paws in forever. A cultural loss. Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2019 07:33 AM FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2019 07:36 AM (AdL/l)
Posted by: AltonJackson 173
I hate armadillos.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (MItT3) Then stop fu- Wait, you didn't say that. Sorry. Never mind. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:36 AM (t+qrx) 174
creeper, Good morning Dear Lady. Hope you and all of yours are well.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2019 07:36 AM (76BPT) 175
WiFi is out here. Don't know if it's my end or theirs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Well, pull down your shorts, lean over the table, and let's find out **snap** Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:37 AM (vd8XM) 176
166 Morning all
I haven't seen a roadkill armadillo with a beer bottle in it's little paws in forever. A cultural loss. Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2019 07:33 AM (76BPT) Proof that drinking laws for underage animals works. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 07:37 AM (JFO2v) 177
creeper, will you be at the TXMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:37 AM (t+qrx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2019 07:38 AM (AdL/l) 179
AltonJackson, Thanks for the correction. Definitely better.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2019 07:39 AM (76BPT) 180
Looking at the path of Dorian on the map.
It looks like it just out for a scenic ocean cruise, after spending a few days in the Bahamas Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:39 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:40 AM (vd8XM) 182
I was at a Walmart in my Pajamas but they wouldn't sell me an assaulted peanuts ot an AK 15 with a million rounds...wtf!!!
It's getting CROWDED in here can the freaks move to the back of my PJ's where it's roomier and funky. Posted by: saf at September 07, 2019 07:41 AM (5IHGB) 183
hogmartin, sadly no. I can't. But I'm hoping to catch a Moron on the way through Oklahoma to send a couple of bottles of Bailey's with. Will you be going? Nobody should miss it. Ben makes sure everyone has a wonderful time.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:41 AM (MItT3) 184
If anyone is looking to try Youtube TV, this weekend you can do a "free, with credit card" trial for 3 weeks, as opposed to the usual 5 days.
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:42 AM (vd8XM) 185
hogmartin, sadly no. I can't. But I'm hoping to catch a Moron on the way through Oklahoma to send a couple of bottles of Bailey's with. Will you be going? Nobody should miss it. Ben makes sure everyone has a wonderful time.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:41 AM (MItT3) Aw I will pass over Oklahoma, but at altitude. I should've stopped by to visit the last time I was passing through Tulsa in 2006. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:43 AM (t+qrx) 186
I prefer to only get free YouTube from those Facists, so take the free weeks then walk away.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 07:44 AM (BbGew) 187
Ben, we're fine. Pigling and I are getting ready for a road trip back to Iowa in a week.
How are your livestock? Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:44 AM (MItT3) 188
All right. Time to get some gas for the leaf blower and clear the acorns off of my driveway.
Have a great one all Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 07:45 AM (vd8XM) 189
I'm with you there, VIA -- I have many doubts about this list, and have had them for a while. And there have been reports of lookalike names that have landed on the no fly list, for example. ---------------- And now they won't have that terrorist-no-fly list to use for as a way to deny gun rights. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 07, 2019 07:46 AM (W+sQP) 190
Wouldn't have worked if you'd parachuted out of the plane in 2006, hogmartin. I didn't get home here till 2016.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 07:47 AM (MItT3) 191
I was at a Walmart in my Pajamas but they wouldn't sell me an assaulted peanuts ot an AK 15 with a million rounds...wtf!!!
Hospital gowns are the preferred dress for gun shopping. Slippers optional. Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 07, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: t-bird at September 07, 2019 07:49 AM (nIvDu) 193
Good morning!
Been pounding away on an analysis and answering email since 0400 local thinking I'm gonna get ahead, and the Test Director calls to say they want to do one of the compliance inspections....This afternoon. No golf today... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 07, 2019 07:51 AM (BrRAn) 194
I actually saw a live armadillo when we went camping over the 4th of July weekend! I've seen them alive a couple other times as well.
What's the alternative to Walmart given I already stopped shopping at Target due to their bathroom crap? Ags have a really tough schedule this year - we have to play Clemson and Bama and Georgia. Not to mention LSU is going to be out for blood after last year's game. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 07:51 AM (rWZ8Y) 195
Another wrench in the gears. She has shingles. Has not told anyone.
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM) She needs to get an anti-viral injection now. If done soon enough, it can mitigate the effects of shingles. I have seen a bad case of it -- and it is awful. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 07, 2019 07:52 AM (W+sQP) 196
What's the alternative to Walmart given I already stopped shopping at Target due to their bathroom crap?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 07:51 AM (rWZ8Y) Meijer. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 07:53 AM (t+qrx) 197
walmart in particular should be ashamed. They have been pilloried by the LEFT for many decades over politics, being from the South, wages, etc. And now they they strut their virtue signaling like a third tier Demo candidates with nothing left to lose.
It would be right and proper if every red state small town boycotted the place. It is not like you can't live without Chinese crap meant to last 6 months. But in the end, they will not. it is what it is . i know I will never step foot in a Walmart again. It is not that they made a choice, it is that they new they were telling me to F off and 60 percent of their customers. They think so little of us that they know most wont' care or do a thing. It is the professional left that would never step foot in a wal mart that matters to them. And not to be a jerk, but walmart is from Arkansas. Nah, I am going to let that one go. Sorry for mentioning it. But Sams Club is a bloody joke compared to Costco. Walmart sucks and dollar stores like Dollar General and Dollar Tree are killing them on the low end. In fact, I would rather to to a dollar store than the Chinese outlet from Arkansas called WAmmart. BTW, Sam Walton, your book sucked. Hell, Trump's book "the art of the deal" crushed yours. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 07:55 AM (n13/j) 198
Hiya again, JT! I keep wandering off to youtube and TV. Now I think I'm going to bed. Good night, and have a great day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 199
NOOA says all this shit the Trump haters have
drummed up about Trump's chart and the fact that Dorian could hit Alabama is a pile of crap. At the time he showed the chart it was accurate and indeed it could have hit AL. https://tinyurl.com/y2dqwzuc Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) And the MFM is still ranting and raving about the sharpie mark on the map like he killed someone. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2019 07:58 AM (Gs3UF) 200
We had a big ass armadillo dig a big ass hole right next to the house.I found the hole and looked down in there with a flashlight and it looked like some kind of kaiju was in there. Once the dogs found out about it they went berserk. I was finally able to dig it out and pull it out by the tail. The dogs had some fun chasing it around until it shuffled off into the woods. That hole was several feet deep, and headed up under the foundation. Why it decided to burrow there In don't know. They see to be pretty stupid.
Posted by: freaked at September 07, 2019 08:00 AM (Tnijr) 201
Now I think I'm going to bed. Good night, and have a great day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 07:57 AM (NMAzL) *looks at watch* ...the fuck? Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:01 AM (t+qrx) 202
I should also get to bed.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 07, 2019 08:01 AM (Xqo6t) 203
201 Now I think I'm going to bed. Good night, and have a great day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 07:57 AM (NMAzL) *looks at watch* ...the fuck? Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:01 AM (t+qrx) You know who else was up all night and slept all day? Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2019 08:04 AM (NWiLs) 204
the Walmart deal is really off-pissing in re ammo other than big bulk buys, I've been buying ammo from Walmart forever. Often, it was a better cost per round than ordering on-line plus, the state DNR gets a cut of ammo sales at brick & mortar stores. There are some absolutely fabulous, free DNR ranges scattered about the state & I like to support them. I haven't paid for range time in years. I think it's the bestest example of my tax dollars at work (they sure as hell aren't maintaining the roads) Yeah, I can be at the ginormous Cabela's in less than 25 minuted door to door, but they ain't exactly know for deep discounts or low prices.
Posted by: AltonJackson 205
anyone who brings an ar into a store to prove he has the right, is i a jagoff. I realize some open carry because they don't believe in licenses etc. Some say they can not afford to pay for a ccw license. I think for the most part this is bullshit.
Open carry is a thing in many places. "You have it in Alaska, Vermont and Virginia. They have it in Texas but it is new there, and much older in Virginia. In fact, open carry was never banned in VA so it was ALWAYS legal. That might sound strange to those from blue states where everything is illegal but grift, but it is the way it is or was. But I am calling an audible here. In my opinion, there are some who are not protecting rights but making asses of themselves. I understand some want to open carry for whatever reason and i respect that. But those who go to public places to cause a stir and rile folks up are to me 2a opponents. They are people who's lives are so boring that they need to f with others. No, you are not helping when you are riling people up and getting them excited to take away our rights. I have a better idea. Get a CCW, and then get over yourself. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 08:06 AM (n13/j) 206
Good morning, everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2019 08:06 AM (l9m7l) 207
109 41 That's crazy talk - the State Department is clearly infected with stupid ======= You've misspelled 'treason' there, sport. Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 07, 2019 08:07 AM (dmoiP) 208
Don't think we have Meijer in Houston...
I hadn't thought about the dollar store. We have one of those near us. Good idea. I think there may also be a Costco or two in town (we do not live in Houston proper). Inconvenient compared to the multiple Walmarts within a few miles, but we need to plan our expenses better anyway. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:07 AM (rWZ8Y) 209
I don't give a sh*t what Walmart does or does not stock on their shelves.
The problem is the corporation calling for Congress to limit constitutional rights. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:07 AM (kRCmK) 210
Good morning, BC
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2019 08:07 AM (NWiLs) 211
plus, the state DNR gets a cut of ammo sales at brick & mortar stores.
Posted by: AltonJackson The MiMoMe is in two weeks click for details at September 07, 2019 08:05 AM (KCxzN) From the sales tax to the general fund, or is there a particular set-aside? Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:08 AM (t+qrx) 212
I agree, Quint. Plus it's dumb from a tactical perspective to give away that you're armed.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:08 AM (rWZ8Y) 213
But on Friday, NOAA said that the NWS tweet "spoke in absolute terms that were inconsistent with probabilities from the best forecast products available at the time."
-- HAHAHA An apology. From federal weathermen. Is there nothing Trump can't do? Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:09 AM (kRCmK) 214
Good morning, everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2019 08:06 AM (l9m7l) I'm starting to question whether it really is morning. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:09 AM (t+qrx) 215
Don't think we have Meijer in Houston...
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:07 AM (rWZ8Y) Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:10 AM (t+qrx) 216
IIRC it's a specific bucket of cash for the DNR
Posted by: AltonJackson 217
Buttaguy giving Christianity lessons on abortion
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:10 AM (BbGew) 218
Well, I'll be. There's a Costco twelve miles from us. Jackpot!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:11 AM (rWZ8Y) 219
IIRC it's a specific bucket of cash for the DNR
Posted by: AltonJackson The MiMoMe is in two weeks click for details at September 07, 2019 08:10 AM (KCxzN) Now that's cool. I didn't know that. MI DNR is one of the government agencies that hasn't yet given me reason to believe that they have their heads up their asses. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (t+qrx) 220
And Walmart is the only game in town for a lot of rural folks. Yeah, you might be able to find toothpaste and cough medicine at the Dollar General, but remember those discussions where Walmart was running mom and pop stores out of business? Here we are. Folks aren't going to be able to completely stop shopping there, but what I hope will happen is that people don't do ALL their shopping there from here on out and instead buy their groceries, tires, etc. elsewhere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (kRCmK) 221
214 Good morning, everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2019 08:06 AM (l9m7l) I'm starting to question whether it really is morning. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:09 AM (t+qrx) The difficult part is defining "good." Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (NWiLs) 222
I'm on 3rd cup of coffee, but thinking of going to scotch seeing the Democratic candidates.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (BbGew) 223
216
IIRC it's a specific bucket of cash for the DNR Posted by: AltonJackson The MiMoMe is in two weeks click for details at September 07, 2019 08:10 AM (KCxzN) To me, DNR means Do Not Resuscitate. Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2019 08:13 AM (NWiLs) 224
159 The Ark of the Covenant currently resides in a large, non descript warehouse in Brandywine, MD. Its in a unmarked crate, next to a box with the cure for the common cold and a Balanced Budget.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 07, 2019 07:30 AM (W+e0y) And close by is the box with Property of Exxon stamped on it, that contains the blueprints for auto engines and 100 megawatt powerplants that run on water. Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2019 08:13 AM (DLYdL) 225
There was a Meijer when I was living in Michigan. It was damned awesome. Wish there were some nearby here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2019 08:14 AM (l9m7l) Posted by: freaked at September 07, 2019 08:16 AM (Tnijr) 227
Looking out my window on Cape Cod as Dorian gives it's last puffs to the U.S. Mainland. Pretty impotent now- rain and 20 mph gusts. This the decrepit portrait of Dorian finally revealed.
Posted by: Lectrolink at September 07, 2019 08:16 AM (xlubj) 228
218 Well, I'll be. There's a Costco twelve miles from us. Jackpot!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:11 AM (rWZ8Y) we were 3 miles from a costco and wally world that were about 200 yards apart. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 08:17 AM (JFO2v) 229
Mostly go to Wal-Mart for cheap work clothes, but might not be so quick to go there anymore.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:17 AM (BbGew) 230
There was a Meijer when I was living in Michigan. It was damned awesome. Wish there were some nearby here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2019 08:14 AM (l9m7l) I have no idea how Walmart stays in business anywhere there's a Meijer within a mile or two. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:17 AM (t+qrx) 231
Wow, that twatter thread (or whatever you call it) on Sweden from @moldbugman from the ONT is horrifying. Bleak, depressing, soul-crushing. The goal of every American socialist to have us living like that. And you can practically see it in everything they say, and everything they want to impose here in the US. If you read it, unroll(?) the replies on some of his comments, because he goes on in detail there. Ugh, gray misery. Comformity. Control. No chance to better oneself. Pure egalitarian hellhole.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 07, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr) 232
I the only reason there's not a People of Meijer site chronicling their shoppers is that Meijer is not a nation-wide chain also, they all but stopped selling ammo after Sandy Hook. there's a spot on the shelf for it, but it's always empty, save for a box of 20ga. birdshot
Posted by: AltonJackson 233
217 Buttaguy giving Christianity lessons on abortion
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:10 AM (BbGew) baby has to breathe to be alive can we apply that living people? if I catch you not breathing can I kill you or let you die? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 08:19 AM (JFO2v) 234
231 Wow, that twatter thread (or whatever you call it) on Sweden from @moldbugman from the ONT is horrifying. Bleak, depressing, soul-crushing. The goal of every American socialist to have us living like that. And you can practically see it in everything they say, and everything they want to impose here in the US. If you read it, unroll(?) the replies on some of his comments, because he goes on in detail there. Ugh, gray misery. Comformity. Control. No chance to better oneself. Pure egalitarian hellhole.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 07, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr) Unless you're an Inner Party member. Then life is pretty sweet. Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2019 08:19 AM (NWiLs) 235
Here's the thing. Costco is anti-gun as well. The membership agreement specifically says you won't bring a firearm in the store. I guess they can charge someone with trespassing and ask them to leave if they ever see one, but the moment they see it will be when that person is saving a bunch of people.
BUT, I don't think they've ever called on Congress to "do something!!!" about the 2nd Amendment like Walmart just did. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:19 AM (kRCmK) 236
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231 Wow, that twatter thread (or whatever you call it) on Sweden from @moldbugman from the ONT is horrifying. Bleak, depressing, soul-crushing. The goal of every American socialist to have us living like that. And you can practically see it in everything they say, and everything they want to impose here in the US. If you read it, unroll(?) the replies on some of his comments, because he goes on in detail there. Ugh, gray misery. Comformity. Control. No chance to better oneself. Pure egalitarian hellhole.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 07, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr) Comformity. Control. No chance to better oneself. Pure egalitarian hellhole. Is that not the very definition of Europe? Is that not the goal of the EU? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v) 238
53 If Reagan is to be faulted for anything, it should be for foisting the Bushes off on us.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (MItT3) Agreed. Reagan subcontracted a lot of political decisions to people like John Sears. I don't think he paid much attention to who his VP would be. Likewise he paid no heed to internal GOP corruption or necessity of reform. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 08:22 AM (H8QX8) 239
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the only reason there's not a People of Meijer site chronicling their shoppers is that Meijer is not a nation-wide chain also, they all but stopped selling ammo after Sandy Hook. there's a spot on the shelf for it, but it's always empty, save for a box of 20ga. birdshot Posted by: AltonJackson The MiMoMe is in two weeks click for details at September 07, 2019 08:18 AM (KCxzN) I have never seen a Meijer and a Walmart in the same area - serving generally the same demographic - where the Meijer wasn't a more pleasant place to be in every way. Cleaner, better-lit, people who looked like they had some sense of dignity and decorum. The last time I was at Meijer (Bath twp, after Rose Lake last weekend), I was amazed at all the people who had dressed up to go to Meijer. Older couples in suits and dresses, families with even the kids wearing formal clothes, and all the kids well-behaved. Then I realized it was just after noon on Sunday. BUT STILL. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:23 AM (t+qrx) 240
The idea of the EU is to resurrect royal lines, kings and queens, and have them rule via personal whim. They just won't be called "Kings" or "Queens."
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Is that not the very definition of Europe? Is that not the goal of the EU?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v) It's the goal of all authoritarian socialism. They want us powerless, helpless, conformed, needy supplicants. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 08:24 AM (H8QX8) 242
205 anyone who brings an ar into a store to prove he has the right, is i a jagoff. I realize some open carry because they don't believe in licenses etc. Some say they can not afford to pay for a ccw license. I think for the most part this is bullshit.
============== Agreed. Even in the "Wild West", there were towns where you had to turn in your guns when you entered. Open carry of a rifle, outside of a hunting area, is just flaming. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 07, 2019 08:26 AM (W+sQP) 243
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53 If Reagan is to be faulted for anything, it should be for foisting the Bushes off on us. Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2019 06:29 AM (MItT3) Agreed. Reagan subcontracted a lot of political decisions to people like John Sears. I don't think he paid much attention to who his VP would be. Likewise he paid no heed to internal GOP corruption or necessity of reform. Any truth to the rumor Reagan was talked into Bush by Kissinger? Posted by: itsacookbook at September 07, 2019 08:29 AM (yPxXc) Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2019 08:29 AM (mIQCW) 245
Folks aren't going to be able to completely stop shopping there, but what I hope will happen is that people don't do ALL their shopping there from here on out and instead buy their groceries, tires, etc. elsewhere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (kRCmK) Yup....I will avoid the place except for the occasional emergency buy or to have a few beers before I go and wander around and enjoy the spectacle that is the people of Wally World or to use the toilet. More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2019 08:30 AM (Z+IKu) 246
If anyone's signed up at the MIMoMe page in the last month or so and did not receive a confirmation email, please sign up again. AltonJackson pointed out an issue that I'd overlooked that may have caused some signup failures.
https://mimome.stoatnet.org/ thx Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 08:31 AM (t+qrx) 247
Well, I'll be. There's a Costco twelve miles from us. Jackpot!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2019 08:11 AM (rWZ8Y) it bloody crushes Walmart or Sam's Club unless you really like chinese stuff. But it helps if you have a big family. Costco deals in bulk and that is about it. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 08:31 AM (n13/j) 248
Fear of the Left is the biggest motivating factor in the country today Dennis Prager
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:32 AM (BbGew) 249
Someone yesterday said that a guitar he was eyeing was going to be the last guitar he ever bought.
0.000001% of the people who said that were correct. Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2019 08:32 AM (LxTcq) 250
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MisHum is in the house Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:33 AM (BbGew) 251
But it helps if you have a big family. Costco deals in bulk and that is about it.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 08:31 AM (n13/j) If you enjoy storing twelve tubes of toothpaste, 6-pack deodorant, 48 eggs and cartons of granola bars, then Costco is the place for you. I have enough TP to wipe my butt till April. Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2019 08:33 AM (lwiT4) 252
>198 Hiya again, JT! I keep wandering off to youtube and TV. Now I think I'm going to bed. Good night, and have a great day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 07:57 AM (NMAzL) Commando shopping and topless sunbathing must be exhausting! Good morning all. Posted by: Muad'dib at September 07, 2019 08:33 AM (uDh3k) 253
the "worst" Walmart in my AO is the one in Ypsilanti: disheveled, dingy, dis-organized (kinda the way non-Walmart shoppers imagine the way all Walmarts are). I call it the Mexico City Walmart (not that there are a lot of mexicans, just the store itself) there's a Meijer about a mile away: it's best compared to a Nuevo Larado flea market on the bad side of town
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Someone yesterday said that a guitar he was eyeing was going to be the last guitar he ever bought. 0.000001% of the people who said that were correct. That was me. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 07, 2019 08:34 AM (HaL55) 255
Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, September 7, 2019. On this date in 70 AD a Roman army under Titus occupied and plundered Jerusalem. Some speculate that the Ark of the Covenant was spirited away following this raid. But Jewish scholars still say it was spirited away during an invasion previously by the Babylonians. Indeed there are hundreds of theories on what ultimately happened to the Ark.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK) It's pretty typical for conquering groups with another religion to destroy religious objects of the conquered group. Just to show that their god is more powerful. ie. See muslims blowing up priceless huge Buddhist figures about ten(?) years ago. Anywho, the Ark was probably just destroyed and burnt as a show of contempt. Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2019 08:34 AM (mIQCW) 256
And Walmart is the only game in town for a lot of
rural folks. Yeah, you might be able to find toothpaste and cough medicine at the Dollar General, but remember those discussions where Walmart was running mom and pop stores out of business? Here we are. Folks aren't going to be able to completely stop shopping there, but what I hope will happen is that people don't do ALL their shopping there from here on out and instead buy their groceries, tires, etc. elsewhere. Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 07, 2019 08:12 AM (kRCmK) if the had a clue, they would support those other shops and run megalomart out on a a rail. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 08:36 AM (n13/j) 257
248 Fear of the Left is the biggest motivating factor in the country today Dennis Prager
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 08:32 AM (BbGew) The Left long ago perfected the art of fear, but masked it with Utopian promises. Trump has increasingly exposed and cornered them; they have nothing left but fear. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 08:36 AM (H8QX8) 258
So far, the only thing I'm missing from Walmart is the produce. Here, we're close to corporate hq, so the stores are run a little better, and the produce sections are great. Having said that, the goober selling stuff out of the back of the pickup on highway 22 has pretty good stuff. Also, Walmart was pretty quick to put out a clarification of statement ( same anti 2A stuff worded different). I'm sure they have day to day bean counters, and maybe they noticed they may have committed an oopsie.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 07, 2019 08:41 AM (C1Lsn) 259
Ugh, gray misery. Comformity. Control. No chance to better oneself. Pure egalitarian hellhole.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 07, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr) Yes. I had to stop reading because it got so depressing. Especially the "law" against doing anything to stand out or be better than anyone. I can't believe that Sweden can pull together an Olympic team. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 07, 2019 08:46 AM (W+sQP) 260
Agreed. Even in the "Wild West", there were towns
where you had to turn in your guns when you entered. Open carry of a rifle, outside of a hunting area, is just flaming. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 07, 2019 08:26 AM (W+sQP) that is true. Many old west towns called for people to turn in their weapons. I personally don't believe a man should ever be required to turn in his weapon. A man has a right to defend himself and those around him if the case may be. But the weirdos who bring AR type rifles (and yes, I know what it means) to stores to cause a fuss are 2 A opponents. They are newbies and think they are helping. The problem is they are NOT helping. ANd if someone who carries a gun legally thinks of his gun that much, he is someone to be wondered about. Yes, anyone who CCW's should be aware of the firearm. It is like your keys, your phone, etc. But someone who thinks about it all the time and wants to make political splash is a poseur. I don't like to give personal info because i dont' trust the net and see how many are crushed over a comment. But But I have carried for over 20 years and never has it crossed my mind to clear leather on a man. it is the newbies that you have to watch. "I don't think they have ill intent, but they are new. It takes time to realize your weapon is just like your phone, watch, or billfold, You don't leave home without it. But those who are hypersensitive to carrying and talk about how many times they had to draw down. Those guys might need to rethink their lives and what this whole thing is about. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 08:50 AM (n13/j) 261
So far, the only thing I'm missing from Walmart is the produce. Here, we're close to corporate hq, so the stores are run a little better, and the produce sections are great. Having said that, the goober selling stuff out of the back of the pickup on highway 22 has pretty good stuff. Also, Walmart was pretty quick to put out a clarification of statement ( same anti 2A stuff worded different). I'm sure they have day to day bean counters, and maybe they noticed they may have committed an oopsie. Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 07, 2019 08:41 AM (C1Lsn) I respect you defending them here. I would likely do the same in your shoes. i personally dont' think they will pay much of a price. Hey conservative normals, prove me wrong! But this company got bashed constantly for decades,. I doubt 90 percent of the people even know the thing started in Arkansas. This is a virtue signalling Wall Street company now. They realize the small towns are captive audiences and the big towns have customers that just don't give a shite. The only way these people get taken down is if small towns reverse history and support their main streets. To hell with wal mart and their china \crap. How about shopping with your local business, with the people you grew up with>? Bueller? That is what I don't get about small town America. They made a choice, and they chose sam walton and china crap over their own town mates. I will never get that. My difference with Trump is we should not need tariffs/. people should support their own and better products by default. But they don't. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 09:03 AM (n13/j) 262
We have open carry but only rarely have I seen any one openly carry in a non-official capacity. I actually can't remember the last time... last years TxMoMe, maybe. I was for it because it eliminated the issue of "imprinting". Since I'm a height challenged person, it was impossible for me to CC without imprinting unless I dressed like a bag lady. It's not obvious unless you know what to look for but imprinting use to be a reason for revoking a LTC in Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 07, 2019 09:08 AM (UUBmN) 263
> From what i saw Bush I was forced on RR by the RNC
I want to live on the alternate timeline where Reagan was succeeded by Jeane Kirkpatrick or Thomas Sowell. Preferably both, consecutively. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 09:14 AM (cB5if) 264
> We have open carry but only rarely have I seen any one openly carry in a non-official capacity.
We have constitutional carry here in Alaska. Very, very rarely do I see someone open carrying in the city (lots of people open carry .44 magnums or similar while in the bush, to discourage bears, moose, and the like). Concealed? It's everywhere. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2019 09:16 AM (cB5if) 265
It was odd that Texas had so much of an issue with it. What was the name? 4063 or something. Many Texas businesses banned ccw as soon as it came out. And open carry is a recent thing in Texas. Many states had it for decades before Tejas.
I am not criticizing Texas, it is just history. What gauls me is that if we lose that state, conservatives are done for. I think about now Abbot et al are done asking Californios to move in. It seems the mega cities Texas is so proud of are planing to take the place over. For Texans like me, it was cool to say we had three or four of the larges cities in the nation. Now it seems like a burden. Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 09:18 AM (n13/j) 266
I bought a microwave for my son at college. I feel so dirty and used. Am I a whore?
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