Mid-Morning Art Thread

Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
Paul Cézanne

Cezanne's father, who thought he was an idiot for wanting to be an artist, allowed him to paint the walls in one room of his home in Aix-en-Provence, This is early in his career, and looks nothing like his famous stuff.

Nowadays he could make a fortune as a house painter!

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Here they are in the correct order but badly rendered...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 I prefer the Four Tops...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC)

2 Winterspring Summerfall

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (TOOqT)

3 Eh...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2019 09:32 AM (cqNba)

4 Chez what?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 10, 2019 09:32 AM (DjiZK)

5 Nice. Say, that gives me an idea...

Posted by: Vivaldi at September 10, 2019 09:32 AM (LxqES)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 09:32 AM (iikV8)

7 Nice. Say, that gives me an idea...
Posted by: Vivaldi
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Me too!

Posted by: George Winston at September 10, 2019 09:33 AM (LxqES)

8 She is dressed warmer for summer than winter.

GO TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: LL at September 10, 2019 09:33 AM (C3O12)

9 So, these are in a wall in his childhood home?

Is each one on a separate wall?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 09:33 AM (iikV8)

10 Wow. Cezanne excluded people of color.

Cancel.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 09:34 AM (ZfRYq)

11 Winterspring Summerfall"

She was so cute. And pretty randy around the set, according to tales...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:34 AM (6qErC)

12 Winterspring Summerfall

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (TOOqT)

....all you got to do is call....

Posted by: BignJames at September 10, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)

13 10 Wow. Cezanne excluded people of color.

Cancel.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 09:34 AM (ZfRYq)

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I don't see a single Transgendered Muslim superhero.

Not. One.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 09:35 AM (iikV8)

14 Me too!
Posted by: George Winston"

Me Three!

Posted by: Frankie Valli at September 10, 2019 09:35 AM (6qErC)

15 This is early in his career, and looks nothing like his famous stuff.

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That was my first thought...that's Cezanne? But the budding talent is still obvious.

If he did those on his bedroom walls as a teen, weren't the women supposed to be in bikinis?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 10, 2019 09:35 AM (JoUsr)

16 Cezanne's bedroom was tall and very narrow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ZYB2s)

17 "This is early in his career, and looks nothing like his famous stuff."

It's actually better than some of his famous stuff, IMHO.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2019 09:35 AM (VJZgq)

18 Those are remarkable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 10, 2019 09:36 AM (hLRSq)

19 ....all you got to do is call....
Posted by: BignJames
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Oh! The healing, the healing...I feel so much better now.

Posted by: France at September 10, 2019 09:36 AM (LxqES)

20 Are these pieces deliberately in this order? Seems like autumn and winter should be swapped.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (KUaJL)

21 Which one is winter? The third or fourth panel?

Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (88xKn)

22 The order of the paintings doesn't match up with the title. The paintings are L to R: Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring. No fault of yours, CBD. Wherever you got it from shuffled them.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

23 Spring Back
Fall Forward

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

24 20 Are these pieces deliberately in this order? Seems like autumn and winter should be swapped.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (KUaJL)

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A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (iikV8)

25 Which one is winter? The third or fourth panel?"

Yes. Yes indeed.

Posted by: Frankie Valli at September 10, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)

26 I don't get it. Is Fruit-On-The-Head chick supposed to be spring or summer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:39 AM (ZYB2s)

27 I forget, when do they eat Robin's minstrels?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)

28 Heh.

On Fox Bidness: Study says millenials drinking MORE since they are having more kids.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 09:39 AM (FiUMj)

29 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 09:40 AM (NWiLs)

30 Seems to be Summer-Autumn-Winter-Spring...

Posted by: Mr. Cavil, somewhere on the intarwebs at September 10, 2019 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

31 Depictions of the four seasons has a long, long history in art. Long.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

32 What makes the last one winter?

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 09:40 AM (Wj9tV)

33 looks like Autumn and Winter are flipped at the right side.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 09:40 AM (ykYG2)

34 Summer Solstice would be a good stripper name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ZYB2s)

35 Is Fruit-On-The-Head chick supposed to be spring or summer?"

An early ad for "Fruit of The Loom".

They just hadn't figured out what they were selling...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (6qErC)

36 Cezanne takes you down to his place near the river

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

37 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE! ROLL!*
*smooch!*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

38 20 Are these pieces deliberately in this order? Seems like autumn and winter should be swapped.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (KUaJL)

21 Which one is winter? The third or fourth panel?
Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (88xKn)

Global Warming. It screws up the seasons.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (OyyDO)

39 Depictions of the four seasons has a long, long history in art. Long."

Really? Huh.

Posted by: Mesoamerica at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (6qErC)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Now THEM is some hourglass shapes........

Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Fun Fact: Seasons weren't invented until Pope Gregory did away with the Julian calendar.

I read this on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (ZYB2s)

43 One on the right is Autumn. Harvest time.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (J6CCv)

44 Wherever you got it from shuffled them.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

Yup...but the only correct one I could find had no borders between the panels and the colors were awful. And besides, it's making The Horde nuts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)

45
Yup...but the only correct one I could find had no borders between the panels and the colors were awful. And besides, it's making The Horde nuts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)

I was nuts long before seeing this picture TYVM.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (KUaJL)

46 Cezanne was an excellent painter!

He could do a room in one afternoon -- two coats!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

47 Fun Fact: Seasons weren't invented until Pope Gregory did away with the Julian calendar.

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So climate legislation can work!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)

48 One on the right is Autumn. Harvest time.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher

Huh. It does make more sense going right-to-left.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (AM1GF)

49 it's making The Horde nuts!"

Nah.

That bridge was crossed a long, long time ago...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (6qErC)

50 Cezanne was an excellent painter!

He could do a room in one afternoon -- two coats!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

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Pffft.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at September 10, 2019 09:45 AM (ZYB2s)

51 He could do a room in one afternoon -- two coats!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Two coats?
I just have a holey sweater.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)

52 So young Cezanne liked the older babes. In college the art teacher tried to talk me into becoming an art major after a drawing class. i still like to draw. My mother had the same reaction as Cezannes dad. "No way". My moms gone but shes still disappointed Im not a doctor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 10, 2019 09:45 AM (Zv1X1)

53 39 Depictions of the four seasons has a long, long history in art. Long."

Really? Huh.
Posted by: Mesoamerica at September 10, 2019 09:42 AM (6qErC)

Heh. But unfortunately, your depictions of the seasons gets shoved to the sidelines when you got alligator rain gods, Lady Serpent Skirt and a dismembered moon goddess. Banal seasons can't really compete with that.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

54 I like this more than most C�zanne's. His better known (or more highly regarded) paintings look stilted and have a dull chalky appearence. This one is more attractive for my taste. Using the four seasons (cue the Vivaldi) is a classic subject and C�zanne carries it off in a subtle but pleasing manner.

Posted by: JTB at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (bmdz3)

55 Ariel Winter has some great tits.

but her head is all messed up

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (FZYNt)

56 If this was what Cezanne did to his room, I'd like to see his van.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (ZYB2s)

57
Yup...but the only correct one I could find had no borders between the panels and the colors were awful. And besides, it's making The Horde nuts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)

Gaslighting us better than the Left he does.

Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (Wj9tV)

58 and a dismembered moon goddess"

Oh yeah. Ol' Coyo.... whatever. Fun stuff, there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:47 AM (6qErC)

59 34 Summer Solstice would be a good stripper name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ZYB2s)

I am sticking with mine Tippy Grandview

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

60 Good morning morons. Hillary isn't President today.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 09:48 AM (ykYG2)

61 37 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE! ROLL!*
*smooch!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

Whew, did I ever need that!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

62 Yup...but the only correct one I could find had no borders between the panels and the colors were awful. And besides, it's making The Horde nuts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Gaslighting us better than the Left he does.
Posted by: Someguy

He knows us better...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at September 10, 2019 09:49 AM (AM1GF)

63 http://bit.ly/2QcpsFI
*******
#NEW: House Oversight CMTE Chairman Elijah Cummings calls on Labor Sec. Wilbur Ross to comply with the panel's probe of Ross's potential conflicts of interest, and is threatening to take "alternative steps" to secure compliance.
*******
Ross ought to send letter back with LICK MY TAINT on it in the biggest Font Possible

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 09:49 AM (BqBId)

64 Summer Solstice would be a good stripper name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ZYB2s)

I am sticking with mine Tippy Grandview
Posted by: rhennigantx

Krystal Gasslighter

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 09:49 AM (WavOX)

65 55 Ariel Winter has some great tits.

but her head is all messed up
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (FZYNt)

She gets them tuned up about every other year

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2019 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

66 Ross ought to send letter back with LICK MY TAINT on it in the biggest Font Possible
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

72 point font

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 09:50 AM (WavOX)

67 Oh yeah. Ol' Coyo.... whatever. Fun stuff, there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:47 AM (6qErC)

Yeah, I stopped trying to pronounce them years ago. Quetzelcoatl and Kulkulkan are the only ones I can say. I'm not even sure I get Tlaloc right.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

68 Fun Fact: Seasons weren't invented until Pope Gregory did away with the Julian calendar.

I read this on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero
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One supposes that the revolutionary French must have been frustrated attempting to divide 10 months a year into four seasons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 09:51 AM (LxqES)

69 Ariel Winter has some great tits.

but her head is all messed up
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 10, 2019 09:46 AM (FZYNt)

She gets them tuned up about every other year
Posted by: rhennigantx

Tuned up, tuned down, tuned back up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 09:51 AM (WavOX)

70 Krystal Gasslighter
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2019 09:49 AM (WavOX)

That's more of a CNN name

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 09:53 AM (pPqXK)

71 NRA sues San Francisco over terrorist declaration...

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It's time like these that I wish I could trust the courts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

72 Yeah, I stopped trying to pronounce them years ago. Quetzelcoatl and Kulkulkan are the only ones I can say. I'm not even sure I get Tlaloc right."

It would be fascinating to hear the "original" tongue - of many languages. I wonder if they'd be as "tongue twisted" as our written language portrays...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:53 AM (6qErC)

73 Summer Solstice would be a good stripper name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ZYB2s)

It does flow much better than Vernal Equinox.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2019 09:54 AM (VJZgq)

74 It's time like these that I wish I could trust the courts.
..

TIAMII?

Posted by: ROBERTS at September 10, 2019 09:54 AM (MAstk)

75 Tuned up, tuned down, tuned back up."

Little GTO...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:54 AM (6qErC)

76 Wow! The old pounce-roll. And she stuck the landing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 09:56 AM (sjdRT)

77 Summer Solstice would be a good stripper name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 09:41 AM

For all you Boston Morons, I submit that Chelsea Curves would be an epic Boston stripper name.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2019 09:57 AM (ejd/p)

78 Aix-en-Provence is a beautiful place. Well, it was anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2019 09:57 AM (S44lC)

79 It's funny because one of Cezanne's most famous paintings is The Artist's Father .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 09:57 AM (Rzloy)

80 I like it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 09:57 AM (k76MH)

81 world's most polluted cities:
twitter.com/theworldindex/status/1171046056810954752

1. Gurugram
2. Ghaziabad
3. Faisalabad
4. Faridabad
5. Bhiwadi
6. Noida
7. Patna
8. Hotan
9. Lucknow
10. Lahore
11. Delhi
12. Jodhpur
13. Muzaffarpur
14. Varanasi
15. Moradabad

Poor Hotan.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (ykYG2)

82 One supposes that the revolutionary French must have been frustrated attempting to divide 10 months a year into four seasons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 09:51 AM (LxqES)

The metric time thing really is a shining example of Leftist conceit. Let's get rid of the archaic ways and remake the calendar with SCIENCE!

Except that, no matter how hard you try, 365.25 is not evenly divisible by ten. No, not even if you really want it to be. And nobody likes your new system because it's stupid and totally unnecessary.

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (IUT0Y)

83 For all you Boston Morons, I submit that Chelsea Curves would be an epic Boston stripper name.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2019 09:57 AM (ejd/p)

Philly morons get to ogle Schuylkill Expressway....

*shudder*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (pPqXK)

84 Sup, yall

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (i5RAz)

85 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (ykYG2)

I thought the Style Guide prohibited use of the Black Speech on the blog.

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:59 AM (IUT0Y)

86 NRA sues San Francisco over terrorist declaration...

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LOL
- San Francisco judges

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:00 AM (FiUMj)

87
So why aren't the hollywood celerys holding a tv fundraiser
for the Bahamas? No political value in it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (f7dBr)

88 This is from Alphonse Mucha's 1896 series on the Seasons - Autumn

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y373njkq

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (bQHqS)

89 I suppose that in Indo-Iranian languages, the -bad and -pur suffixes refer to their level of sanitation

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (ykYG2)

90 Could you imagine if someone has some murals by him under a coat of latex?

Never listen to your parents about what to do with your life. They don't know any better than you do what you'll be good at.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (cxIsI)

91 Except that, no matter how hard you try, 365.25 is not evenly divisible by ten. No, not even if you really want it to be. And nobody likes your new system because it's stupid and totally unnecessary.
Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (IUT0Y)

___

Unless you redo the 24 hour day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (FiUMj)

92 More to cheer you up, Insom...
The bill for filling a brand new diesel pickup with gasoline is $12,000.
If the Nurse is both pouncing and rolling it must be time for one of you to board a plane.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (IBQUk)

93 I actually rather like it. It's not Cezanne as we know him but it's nevertheless evocative.

Good morning Horde. The weekly slog continues apace, but it's autumn and there's football, so hang on for the weekend and may the perversity of the universe perverse somewhere besides near you.

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

94 89 I suppose that in Indo-Iranian languages, the -bad and -pur suffixes refer to their level of sanitation
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (ykYG2)

Abadabad must be the place where shitholes dump all their shit....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 10:02 AM (pPqXK)

95 world's most polluted cities:

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Well, I've heard of Lahore, Delhi, and, of course, Jodhpur where they make the pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

96 If you mean Abbottabad, that's where the Talibs and Pakistan's deep state (birm) dumped Osama.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:03 AM (ykYG2)

97 The bill for filling a brand new diesel pickup with gasoline is $12,000.
If the Nurse is both pouncing and rolling it must be time for one of you to board a plane.
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (IBQUk)

You started it, huh?

Damn. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (IUT0Y)

98 Ooops. Topic, creep. I like this series. It's not great art but it's nice to look at.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (IBQUk)

99 That was that Indian Princess Puppet on Howdy Doody.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (cxIsI)

100 Los Angeles apparently is becoming the most diseased First World city with leprosy seeming to pop up among the Latino population.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (bQHqS)

101 Three months off a year is awesome!

With phat pay and benies too.

And we sprinkle in a few more weeks off here and there.

Life is fantastic!

Posted by: RBG at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (MAstk)

102 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

Holy FUCK we're ruined the human experience. I hate the left and what it's done to society.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Never listen to your parents about what to do with your life. They don't know any better than you do what you'll be good at.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (cxIsI)

I don't know about never, but they're certainly not the all-wise omniscient gods they make themselves out to be.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

104 Anonosaurus : except for Hotan (China), they're all in Pakistan or northern India. Some Dravidians from south India showed up in the thread to mock the region as "The Cowshed".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:05 AM (ykYG2)

105 96 If you mean Abbottabad, that's where the Talibs and Pakistan's deep state (birm) dumped Osama.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:03 AM (ykYG2)

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 10:05 AM (pPqXK)

106 Images of Nancy Pelosi on Fox News last night....Holy crap she's a dottering old fool....she's got tremors and can barely walk.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Never listen to your parents about what to do with your life. They don't know any better than you do what you'll be good at.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (cxIsI)

Oh, I don't know. The parental admonition, "You won't amount to a hill of beans!", comes true a remarkable percentage of the time.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2019 10:06 AM (VJZgq)

108 I know I'm late to the party, but from JJ's birthday thread:

"Nationwide injunctions, by contrast, create an unfair, one-way system in which the democratically accountable government must fend off case after case to put its policy into effect, while those challenging the policy need only find a single sympathetic judge..."

It's fascinating how the NRA never did/does that. One would almost think they know that actual successes might lead to fewer opportunities to beg for $500 to pay for luxury hotels and italian suits.

They were all for reclassifying a plastic stock as a machinegun, though, and supporting the move to make national rifle owners having to destroy said piece of plastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:06 AM (dSvao)

109 You started it, huh?

Damn. Sorry to hear that."

How far did you get before it went "poof"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:06 AM (6qErC)

110 Time is all arbitrary.

Once people start to accept that, we will make some progress in our thought processes.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:06 AM (cxIsI)

111 This must be after Frankie went solo..

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:07 AM (i5RAz)

112 92 More to cheer you up, Insom...
The bill for filling a brand new diesel pickup with gasoline is $12,000.
If the Nurse is both pouncing and rolling it must be time for one of you to board a plane.
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:01 AM (IBQUk)

Ouch. I doubt they'll make that same mistake again.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

113 "Time keeps on slipping slipping into the future."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2019 10:07 AM (bQHqS)

114 Somehow, 'Polluted Jodhpur' reminds me of last night's ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 10:07 AM (LxqES)

115 82 One supposes that the revolutionary French must have been frustrated attempting to divide 10 months a year into four seasons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 09:51 AM (LxqES)

The metric time thing really is a shining example of Leftist conceit. Let's get rid of the archaic ways and remake the calendar with SCIENCE!

Except that, no matter how hard you try, 365.25 is not evenly divisible by ten. No, not even if you really want it to be. And nobody likes your new system because it's stupid and totally unnecessary.
Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (IUT0Y)

The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

116 Abadabad must be the place where shitholes dump all their shit....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2019 10:02 AM (pPqXK)

do-doo-di-doo-doo:

Abadadabad, Doo-Doo di doo.

Abadadad, do-doo-di-doo-doo,

do-doo-do, di-doo-doo, di doo doo . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (xG/b0)

117 You started it, huh?
Damn. Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:04 AM (IUT0Y)

Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.

I wouldn't drive a diesel if you gave me one.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (IBQUk)

118 except for Hotan (China), they're all in Pakistan or northern India. Some Dravidians from south India showed up in the thread to mock the region as "The Cowshed".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:05 AM (ykYG2)

Yeah, if Dravidians from south India insult your area's sanitation, you know there's a problem.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2019 10:09 AM (VJZgq)

119 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

That's the newest "we gotta regulate carz" thingy that's going to get pushed thru.

Remember how the "inside trunk release" was going save something like eleventybillion lives or something?

How many folks know there's actually a mandated inside trunk release in every car?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:09 AM (6qErC)

120
do-doo-di-doo-doo:

Abadadabad, Doo-Doo di doo.

Abadadad, do-doo-di-doo-doo,

do-doo-do, di-doo-doo, di doo doo . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (xG/b0)

Works with the Baby Shark jingle too

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (KUaJL)

121 except for Hotan (China), they're all in Pakistan or northern India.

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I blame Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

122 doesn't diesel just up and coagulate at low temperatures? Seems like this is the wrong continent to use it unless you're a trucker who needs the vehicle running all the time anyway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (ykYG2)

123 Don't want to say never but I will.

I would never forget my kid or kids in the car.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (Rzloy)

124 122 doesn't diesel just up and coagulate at low temperatures? Seems like this is the wrong continent to use it unless you're a trucker who needs the vehicle running all the time anyway.
..

Ahem.

Posted by: Global Warming at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (MAstk)

125 Needs a whole new fuel system."

Mostly, yeah. Tank and lines are OK, but need flushed. However, fuel pump is in tank, so that's gotta go, then the fuel metering pump, distribution lines, fuel injectors... and if it was a DEF model, new exhaust sensors....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (6qErC)

126
Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (IBQUk)

That'll make for frosty dinner table conversation.

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (IUT0Y)

127 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

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The amusing part is that - at 30 deaths per year - it's a bigger crisis than mass shootings.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (dSvao)

128 if Dravidians from south India "

Which branch?

oh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (6qErC)

129 A very simple fix to leaving your kids in the car: a weight switch in the seat hooked to a large light on the dash board.

This could be a diy kit that could be adapted to any car seat and car.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cxIsI)

130 The bill for filling a brand new diesel pickup with gasoline is $12,000.>>
Hmm. What? why?

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (i5RAz)

131 Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.

I wouldn't drive a diesel if you gave me one.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (IBQUk)

Wouldn't that be under warranty?

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT)

132 Oh wait....owner Eff'd it using wrong fuel. Nevermind...

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (cF8AT)

133 Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.

--

Did he get the 1/2 or 3/4 ton Dodge?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (dSvao)

134 The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

part of the deal was to destroy the concept of Sunday, and detach the peasants from the Church day and the holidays.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)

135 Better yet would be a rear vision camera. (they're very cheap these days) hook one up facing each seat you have in back and the display is right there on the dash.

This doesn't take a genius to fix. Just the will to do something.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (cxIsI)

136 The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

We originally incorporated 3 weekends into our 10 day week. Hey, we are Frenchies! We barely have enough time to drink wine, pleasure our mistresses, smoke cigarettes, manicure our pencil mustaches, and listen to accordion music as it is.--French Academy of Masturbation Spokesperson.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (VJZgq)

137
Wouldn't that be under warranty?
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT

---------

Sure. Right under the void clause.

Posted by: G at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (PQFW5)

138 129 A very simple fix to leaving your kids in the car: a weight switch in the seat hooked to a large light on the dash board.
..

What about the blind drivers?

Posted by: ADA at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (MAstk)

139
Wouldn't that be under warranty?
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT

Warranty usually covers defects to the vehicle. Your kid filling the tank with the wrong fuel isn't a defect (on the vehicle's part).

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (IUT0Y)

140 123 Don't want to say never but I will.

I would never forget my kid or kids in the car.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (Rzloy)

Me neither. I can't remotely relate to people who have done this.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

141 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

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Move "Baby On Board" sticker from back window to inside windshield?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

142 doesn't diesel just up and coagulate at low temperatures? "

Sort of. There's a winter blend sold across N America, that in conjunction with whatever warming system the vehicle uses (back in the day one pulled a knob to "warm" diesels in the winter) allows for fairly cold weather operation.
If it's really cold you plug in the block heater.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)

143 119 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

That's the newest "we gotta regulate carz" thingy that's going to get pushed thru.

Remember how the "inside trunk release" was going save something like eleventybillion lives or something?

How many folks know there's actually a mandated inside trunk release in every car?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:09 AM (6qErC)

___

It's the "everything everywhere is a crisis" mentality. One or two or 5 kids dying in a car, yes, very tragic. But it's 1 or or 5 kids out of hundreds of millions of kids riding in cars world wide every day. You can't legislate away risk in life. But politicians will sure as fuck try, cuz have to DO SOMETHING!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (FiUMj)

144 137
Wouldn't that be under warranty?
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT

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Sure. Right under the void clause.
Posted by: G at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (PQFW5)

Warranty usually covers defects to the vehicle. Your kid filling the tank with the wrong fuel isn't a defect (on the vehicle's part).
Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (IUT0Y)

Yeah, caught that...see my very next comment.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (cF8AT)

145 122 doesn't diesel just up and coagulate at low temperatures? Seems like this is the wrong continent to use it unless you're a trucker who needs the vehicle running all the time anyway.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (ykYG2)

It does. They call it "jelling". It's striking to watch when it happens to a truck. The truck just goes slower and slower until it comes to a halt. That put heaters on the tanks but sometimes even those can't keep up. And that's where it quits.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (IBQUk)

146 I wouldn't drive a diesel if you gave me one.

Posted by: creeper

I'll take it!
I mean, if someone is passing them out....

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf)

147 I got in much more trouble when I painted my bed room walls in High School. It did how ever land me a summer painting job after my father told my aunt about it.

Worked out OK was grounded but allowed to go to work so I made enough that summer to buy my first car.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (B06Zw)

148 Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.
...

Compensation truck?

Posted by: wut at September 10, 2019 10:15 AM (MAstk)

149 134 The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

part of the deal was to destroy the concept of Sunday, and detach the peasants from the Church day and the holidays.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)

=========

From the same people responsible for the first modern genocide.

And Marxists hold the French Revolution and The Terror as great things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (iikV8)

150 129 A very simple fix to leaving your kids in the car: a weight switch in the seat hooked to a large light on the dash board.

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I think GM (maybe others) have that as an option now. Same idea as the seatbelt light only going off if there is weight on the front seat, but in reverse.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (FiUMj)

151 134 The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

part of the deal was to destroy the concept of Sunday, and detach the peasants from the Church day and the holidays.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)

Yeah. Still... nine days of work before a one-day break. Get outta here.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

152
I wouldn't drive a diesel if you gave me one.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2019 10:08 AM (IBQUk)

I have a Powerstroke 6.7 diesel. It's a beast. Tows my fifth wheel camper at 75 mph without breaking a sweat AND will get up to 20 mph on the highway (not towing anything).

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

153
Yeah. Still... nine days of work before a one-day break. Get outta here.
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO

But it's SCIENCE!

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (IUT0Y)

154 129 A very simple fix to leaving your kids in the car: a weight switch in the seat hooked to a large light on the dash board.

This could be a diy kit that could be adapted to any car seat and car.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:12 AM (cxIsI)

There's some young kid who invented an alarm system for this. He's been on FBN several times.

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (cF8AT)

155 Warranty usually covers defects to the vehicle. Your kid filling the tank with the wrong fuel isn't a defect (on the vehicle's part).
..

I call that paying a stupid tax.

Posted by: Dave Ramsey at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (MAstk)

156 Yeah. Still... nine days of work before a one-day break. Get outta here.
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

Leftists: Capitalism causes people to work too much!

Also leftists: 9 days of work followed by a single day off sounds like an excellent idea!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (KUaJL)

157 Most of the kids left in car stories I've read are mom or dad going to get their drugs or stopping for a quick drink at the bar or visiting their secret lover for a second.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (Rzloy)

158 1 I prefer the Four Tops...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC

Or The Four Seasons

Posted by: Fox2! at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (MwFQu)

159 119 They're making announcements on the news on "how to not forget you have a kid in the back seat of your car."

That's the newest "we gotta regulate carz" thingy that's going to get pushed thru.

Remember how the "inside trunk release" was going save something like eleventybillion lives or something?

How many folks know there's actually a mandated inside trunk release in every car?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019

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*

I have no children, so I'm not sensitized to thinking about them in the back seat. That said, while I have forgotten windbreakers and umbrellas in my cars, I cannot imagine how I could forget living creatures like my cats. Besides, I put a sunshade up in the back window 10 months of the year when I park the car; so I'm in the back seat when I do that.

As for the trunk release, I had to use it recently. My car had been damaged in a flood, so to keep all the windows and sunroof from opening by mistake, I disconnected the battery. However, there was no manual trunk release in the passenger compartment. To reconnect the battery, I had to lower the rear seat, squirm into the trunk, and pull the inside release lever to open the trunk. Not the best engineering, BMW.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (ClOmq)

160 156 Yeah. Still... nine days of work before a one-day break. Get outta here.
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

Leftists: Capitalism causes people to work too much!

Also leftists: 9 days of work followed by a single day off sounds like an excellent idea!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (KUaJL)

==========

Also leftists:

Capitalism destroys people's livelihoods. End capitalism to put the buggy whip manufacturers back to work!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (iikV8)

161 114 Somehow, 'Polluted Jodhpur' reminds me of last night's ONT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 10:07 AM (LxqES)

Oh boy. What did I miss?

Posted by: joncelli, who's totally not in the pay of Big Alien at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

162 The amusing part is that - at 30 deaths per year - it's a bigger crisis than mass shootings.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (dSvao)

It should be. "Mass shootings" kill maybe 300 per year. I think PARENTS forgetting they have their OWN CHILDREN in the back seat of a car in the SUMMER is a MUCH bigger issue.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Good to see the women working.

Posted by: Caliban at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (QE8X6)

164 134 The ten day week made me laugh. Who would ever want to go nine days before getting a weekend?
..

Keep laughing.

Posted by: US Congress at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (MAstk)

165 A very simple fix to leaving your kids in the car: a weight switch in the seat hooked to a large light on the dash board.
>>
Maybe install a rear view mirror. Put brief case in back seat by kids?

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:19 AM (i5RAz)

166 157 Most of the kids left in car stories I've read are mom or dad going to get their drugs or stopping for a quick drink at the bar or visiting their secret lover for a second.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:17 AM (Rzloy)

========

So, every day Americans who follow the rules and need new dictates from on high to make their lives more onerous?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:19 AM (iikV8)

167 Our nanny state government attitude stems in part to the fact that women can vote. And they will vote with their feelings more than men will. Thus they discount the dollar factor of fixing such a small amount of deaths compared to the cost of the fix. Especially the cost to freedom.

No offense ladies but women do vote on things under a different basis than men. Not saying it's better or worse but I believe it has lead us to a more nanny state governing which tends to take away freedom and liberty. And stifle exploration, curiosity, self reliance.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:19 AM (cxIsI)

168 162 The amusing part is that - at 30 deaths per year - it's a bigger crisis than mass shootings.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:11 AM (dSvao)

It should be. "Mass shootings" kill maybe 300 per year. I think PARENTS forgetting they have their OWN CHILDREN in the back seat of a car in the SUMMER is a MUCH bigger issue.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

On a personal level, probably.

In terms of what the federal government should be concentrating its efforts on?

Nope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (iikV8)

169 The metric time thing really is a shining example of Leftist conceit. Let's get rid of the archaic ways and remake the calendar with SCIENCE!

Except that, no matter how hard you try, 365.25 is not evenly divisible by ten. No, not even if you really want it to be. And nobody likes your new system because it's stupid and totally unnecessary.
Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (IUT0Y)

The metric system is inferior. The truly rational and logical system of counting is the doziel system.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (wCmLp)

170 158 1 I prefer the Four Tops...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC

Or The Four Seasons
Posted by: Fox2!

Big girls don't cry

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

171 And Marxists hold the French Revolution and The Terror as great things.

-
Didja see the NYT's memorial to Mao?

https://bit.ly/2lIWZZs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

172 That's the newest "we gotta regulate carz" thingy that's going to get pushed thru.

Remember how the "inside trunk release" was going save something like eleventybillion lives or something?

How many folks know there's actually a mandated inside trunk release in every car?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019

I have 2 stories on that.

Bought a new car back in 2004 and one of the sales pitches was the dude got in the trunk and closed himself in and pulled the release to show me that you had an "emergency exit."

I've rented a couple GM vehicles where when you shut the car off and opened the door, it DING DINGed and posted up an alert on the dash telling me to "Check the Back Seat."

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

173 >>Not me. Neighbor's son. Brand spanking new $70k diesel and it quit dead? Needs a whole new fuel system.

I know a guy whose son did the reverse to his outboards. Twin Yamaha 300s full of diesel.

No, you can't use the boat you moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ZLI7S)

174 Some words of advice. Do not engage in any sexual relationships with massage therapists, yoga instructors, fit chick/trainers or the resident gym thot. Eventually, if they feel they've been jilted by you, they'll get you run off from the gym/athletic club/spa. Some broads need to toughen up. They want to play like a man but not suffer any consequence. Oh well, onto the next gym and a fresh batch of women.

Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (h8FRs)

175 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.

Insert rolleyes emoji here.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ZfRYq)

176 The graphic on the glow in the dark inside the trunk in case you get kidnapped by your non-imaginary nemeses emergency release is always good for a chuckle.
Once you effect your escape, you should run. Away, I suppose, not just around in circles. After you update your "status", naturally.

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (RuIsu)

177 140 123 Don't want to say never but I will.

I would never forget my kid or kids in the car.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:10 AM (Rzloy)

Me neither. I can't remotely relate to people who have done this.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019

*
*

I suspect a LOT of these "little sizzler" cases are people who secretly want to be rid of the responsibility, mess, and fuss of having kids. Or, as pointed out above, people stopping off for drugs or to visit a bar or lover.

In other words, people who (a) should not be breeding and (b) should not be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ClOmq)

178 I saw an exhibition of early Cezanne at the National Gallery in Washington, DC. Although I like late Cezanne, his early works do not (to me) show the spark of genius of later works. Oddly, early Picasso has the opposite effect on me. Pissaro is like Cezanne - gets better as he matures. Great seeing an artwork every morning. Thanks for that! WC

Posted by: WC at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (QY/CS)

179 I was watching Jailhouse Rock and I noticed Elvis' costar --who I didn't remember seeing anywhere before--was really cute and spunky. So I looked her up on Wikipedia to see what else she did after that. Answer: nothing.

She was killed in a car wreck in Wyoming just after shooting that film. So here I am having the hots for some actress who's been dead for over 60 years.

Then I found out she played a princess on Howdy Doody and was a slut in real life.

Posted by: Glen Rice at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (NFEMn)

180 142 doesn't diesel just up and coagulate at low temperatures? "

Sort of. There's a winter blend sold across N America, that in conjunction with whatever warming system the vehicle uses (back in the day one pulled a knob to "warm" diesels in the winter) allows for fairly cold weather operation.
If it's really cold you plug in the block heater.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)

There is also "Arctic Diesel", which they used all year at Thule.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (MwFQu)

181 Women should be able to vote on stuff like what's for dinner and paint colors.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (88+cf)

182 158 1 I prefer the Four Tops...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC

Or The Four Seasons
Posted by: Fox2!

Walk Like A Man

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (FZYNt)

183 I've rented a couple GM vehicles where when you shut the car off and opened the door, it DING DINGed and posted up an alert on the dash telling me to "Check the Back Seat."
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

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Problem with that is after the 20th time you hear the ding, you are desensitized to the ding. After the 1000th time, you don't even hear it anymore.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (FiUMj)

184 167 Our nanny state government attitude stems in part to the fact that women can vote. And they will vote with their feelings more than men will. Thus they discount the dollar factor of fixing such a small amount of deaths compared to the cost of the fix. Especially the cost to freedom.

No offense ladies but women do vote on things under a different basis than men. Not saying it's better or worse but I believe it has lead us to a more nanny state governing which tends to take away freedom and liberty. And stifle exploration, curiosity, self reliance.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 10, 2019 10:19 AM (cxIsI)

Big Govt is the father to about 80% of black kids

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2019 10:22 AM (JFO2v)

185 Not the best engineering, BMW."

Don't have the little key hole under the trunk lip (next to the license plate light)?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)

186 175 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.
.

hahaha

Cell phone.

Posted by: wut at September 10, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

187 Big girls don't cry
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

Neither do big boys.

Posted by: 10cc at September 10, 2019 10:23 AM (NFEMn)

188 Big girls don't cry

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They just whine that they're the real Governor of Georgia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

189 On a personal level, probably.

In terms of what the federal government should be concentrating its efforts on?

Nope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM

I don't want government doing ANYTHING outside of protecting the borders and sustaining our military, but that's not where we're at.

If I have my choice between GUNS and MENTAL HEALTH, I'd rather the government look into the mental side and leave my guns alone.

I know, I know....slippery slope.....One thing ALWAYS leads to the other.

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

190 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.
.

hahaha

Cell phone.
Posted by: wut at September 10, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

Paolo

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (NFEMn)

191 11-Year-Old Texas Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths

https://tinyurl.com/y66ekt2c

Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)

192 I know, I know....slippery slope.....One thing ALWAYS leads to the other.
..

Huh?

Posted by: Gay Marriage at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (MAstk)

193 Or The Four Seasons
Posted by: Fox2!

Big girls don't cry
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

Who loves you, pretty baby?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 10, 2019 10:24 AM (MwFQu)

194 I suspect a LOT of these "little sizzler" cases are people who secretly want to be rid of the responsibility, mess, and fuss of having kids. Or, as pointed out above, people stopping off for drugs or to visit a bar or lover."

Shhhh. You're not supposed to notice that.

And yes, warning lights are soooper goodly. I mean, no one EVAR drives around w/a warning light on, amirite?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:25 AM (6qErC)

195 Ok, parents forget their kids in the car... what exactly is the solution here supposed to accomplish?

Is it supposed to allow a kid that is too young to be able to open the car door to get out if they need to? How do you reliably communicate that to a kid that young?

Or is it supposed to alert anyone around that there's a kid in a car that might need rescuing? Imagine being a passing adult in this scenario.. you take the kid out of the car and... do what exactly? You don't know how long the parent is going to be gone, or even what they look like to be able to go find them. Also better hope that the person passing by is actually a good Samaritan, rather than just someone who'd try to lift any valuables that you might have also left in the car. Or worse.

I don't really see any of these solutions actually solving this problem with any regularity and not creating extra other problems.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 10:25 AM (KUaJL)

196 174 Some words of advice. Do not engage in any sexual relationships with massage therapists, yoga instructors, fit chick/trainers or the resident gym thot. Eventually, if they feel they've been jilted by you, they'll get you run off from the gym/athletic club/spa. Some broads need to toughen up. They want to play like a man but not suffer any consequence. Oh well, onto the next gym and a fresh batch of women.
Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (h8FRs)

How many gyms have you been banned from so far?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:25 AM (TOOqT)

197 I was watching Jailhouse Rock and I noticed Elvis' costar --who I didn't remember seeing anywhere before--was really cute and spunky. So I looked her up on Wikipedia to see what else she did after that. Answer: nothing.

She was killed in a car wreck in Wyoming just after shooting that film. So here I am having the hots for some actress who's been dead for over 60 years.

Then I found out she played a princess on Howdy Doody and was a slut in real life.
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Judy Tyler

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

198 Big girls don't cry
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

Why do good girls like bad boys?

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

199 11-Year-Old Texas Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths"

That before or after he invents another clock radio?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)

200 199 11-Year-Old Texas Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths"

That before or after he invents another clock radio?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)

==========

It was a door with a clock taped to the side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (iikV8)

201 178 I saw an exhibition of early Cezanne at the National Gallery in Washington, DC. Although I like late Cezanne, his early works do not (to me) show the spark of genius of later works. Oddly, early Picasso has the opposite effect on me. Pissaro is like Cezanne - gets better as he matures. Great seeing an artwork every morning. Thanks for that! WC
Posted by: WC at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (QY/CS)

I agree with most of this, except I think Picasso is better in his later phase, during the WWI, Interwar Period. He peeked with Guernica. Then he started living off his name and decided not to care anymore.

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (OyyDO)

202 185 Not the best engineering, BMW."

Don't have the little key hole under the trunk lip (next to the license plate light)?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019

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*

I didn't see one. The key fob had a flip-out actual key for use on the door lock, so maybe there was a keyhole for the trunk. At the time, I was exasperated with the weather and the poor flood control and drainage of this damned city, so I wasn't thinking clearly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (ClOmq)

203 Some words of advice. Do not engage in any sexual relationships with massage therapists, yoga instructors, fit chick/trainers or the resident gym thot. Eventually, if they feel they've been jilted by you, they'll get you run off from the gym/athletic club/spa. Some broads need to toughen up. They want to play like a man but not suffer any consequence. Oh well, onto the next gym and a fresh batch of women.
Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (h8FRs)

I envy you

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (NFEMn)

204
Then I found out she played a princess on Howdy Doody and was a slut in real life.
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Judy Tyler
Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

Is she the one that was in Playboy? Rockin bod.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

205 >>Why do good girls like bad boys?

If they were good girls they wouldn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

206 Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (h8FRs)

Weird flex but ok

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2019 10:28 AM (KUaJL)

207 So, every day Americans who follow the rules and need new dictates from on high to make their lives more onerous?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:19 AM (iikV

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Not to mention $500 added to the cost of each vehicle and additional weight to reduce mileage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:28 AM (dSvao)

208 Number of kids drowning in pools is way higher than kids accidentally shot by a gun in the house. Kids drowning in a bucket of water is just below that number .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:28 AM (Rzloy)

209 I got a solution for the kid in a hot car thingie...

DON'T FORGET YOUR KID IN THE CAR!!!!

It's not that hard really.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:28 AM (flINI)

210 Then I found out she played a princess on Howdy Doody and was a slut in real life.
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Judy Tyler
Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

Is she the one that was in Playboy? Rockin bod.....
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

Poor girl never had a chance to pose for Playboy

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:29 AM (NFEMn)

211 Not to mention $500 added to the cost of each vehicle and additional weight to reduce mileage.
..

$500?

That won't cover the OT.

tee hee

Posted by: UAW at September 10, 2019 10:29 AM (MAstk)

212 198 Big girls don't cry
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2019 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

A question for the ages. But the fact is chicks dig bad boys, no matter how much we get told to be "nice."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:29 AM (TOOqT)

213 I don't get it. Is Fruit-On-The-Head chick supposed to be spring or summer?
Posted by: Cicero

Chiquita Banana !

Posted by: JT at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (arJlL)

214 Judy Tyler

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

Is she the one that was in Playboy? Rockin bod.....

Posted by: SpongeTwo different Judy Tylers.

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (i5RAz)

215 The key fob had a flip-out actual key for use on the door lock, so maybe there was a keyhole for the trunk."

In that case, yeah, there was...

(don't feel bad. I almost did the same thing to one of the jr mouse's BMWs until it was pointed out to me. Do'h!)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (6qErC)

216 Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (flINI)

217 Prosecute every single time a kid dies in a hot car. It'll stop happening. Like magic.

Posted by: NCKate at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (lknvV)

218 216 Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?
Posted by: Truck Monkey

back of the line bub

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (FZYNt)

219 Why do good girls like bad boys?
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They set off a primal urge in them--"This guy will do anything to protect me and my children!!"

That they are more likely to beat them never enters their minds.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (NFEMn)

220 Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?"

Not quite yet... but close. Sooooo close...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)

221 >216
Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (flINI)

Sefton already volunteered as tribute.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

222 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.

Insert rolleyes emoji here.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ZfRYq)

OT but if you have something in the office refrigerator that you need to take home but always forget, put your car keys in the fridge.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:32 AM (Rzloy)

223 Sefton already volunteered as tribute.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

You know, there's probably a non-zero chance that she reads or has read the morning report...

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 10:32 AM (k76MH)

224 Prosecute every single time a kid dies in a hot car. It'll stop happening. Like magic.
Posted by: NCKate at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (lknvV)

Maybe I'm naive, but I really do believe that the vast majority of these tragic events are caused by distraction , so I don't see how the threat of jail would work--if basic parenting instincts apparently don't.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (NFEMn)

225 FWIW, I've long suspected that the overwhelming majority of "careless" kid deaths are due to the parent(s) not wanting to take care of them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (6qErC)

226 OT but if you have something in the office refrigerator that you need to take home but always forget, put your car keys in the fridge.

--

Frank will assume that means you brought your car for him to drive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (dSvao)

227 215 The key fob had a flip-out actual key for use on the door lock, so maybe there was a keyhole for the trunk."

In that case, yeah, there was...

(don't feel bad. I almost did the same thing to one of the jr mouse's BMWs until it was pointed out to me. Do'h!)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019

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This was a 2015 3 Series. Posts on several of the BMW forums indicate that you should either connect another car's battery to the posts under the hood to give the trunk release power, or go in through the back seat. No mention of an emergency keyhole.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (ClOmq)

228 Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (flINI)

Sefton already volunteered as tribute.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

________

If she didn't talk we might be able to put a little sump'n sump'n together.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (flINI)

229 @196 Insoniac-3 altogether. 1 in Reno, NV, 2 here in the Bay Area. All pissed off women and one a-hole that decided to be a "white-knight" for one.

Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (h8FRs)

230 Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Great, thanks. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all morning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)

231 229 @196 Insoniac-3 altogether. 1 in Reno, NV, 2 here in the Bay Area. All pissed off women and one a-hole that decided to be a "white-knight" for one.
Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (h8FRs)

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"I thought this was America!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (iikV8)

232 @196 Insomniac- ....lasted 8 years at this last gym.

Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (h8FRs)

233 Frank will assume that means you brought your car for him to drive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (dSvao)

Dammit that happened ONE TIME!

Posted by: Frank at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (k76MH)

234 11-Year-Old Texas Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths

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Not as high tech, but my favorite pooper scooper, the Sassi Scooper, was invented by a nine year old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)

235 It would be interesting to see the Venn diagram of welfare recipients and forgetful car deaths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:34 AM (dSvao)

236 226 OT but if you have something in the office refrigerator that you need to take home but always forget, put your car keys in the fridge.
..

Dammit, can't find my car keys!

Posted by: wut at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)

237 222 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.

Insert rolleyes emoji here.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ZfRYq)

Kids: not important. Purse: important.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (TOOqT)

238 I present an early contender for the Humblebrag Of The Month September :

They want to play like a man but not suffer any consequence. Oh well, onto the next gym and a fresh batch of women.
Posted by: JROD

Little known fact, Paula Abdul filmed "Cold Hearted" in JROD's gym.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (ykYG2)

239 Sefton already volunteered as tribute.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)

You know, there's probably a non-zero chance that she reads or has read the morning report...
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 10:32 AM (k76MH)

________

*keeps pants off... re-adjusts*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (flINI)

240 Yup...but the only correct one I could find had no
borders between the panels and the colors were awful. And besides, it's
making The Horde nuts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo>
Someone need s to create something to edit that. Could call it Photo Shift.

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (i5RAz)

241 @231 The James Madison-it's a gynocracy. All the gyms I've been bounced from the GM's were female.

Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:36 AM (h8FRs)

242 >Dammit, can't find my car keys!

Posted by: wut at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)

Eggsactly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:36 AM (sjdRT)

243 222 I saw some advice about putting something important like your purse in the back seat so you don't forget your kid back there.

Insert rolleyes emoji here.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2019 10:21 AM (ZfRYq)

________

I HAVE AN IDEA! PUT ANOTHER KID BACK THERE!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (flINI)

244 OT but if you have something in the office
refrigerator that you need to take home but always forget, put your car
keys in the fridge.

..

Dammit, can't find my car keys!

Posted by: wut--Wow, I just found a set of car keys! Let's go for a ride!

Posted by: FrodoB at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (i5RAz)

245 This was a 2015 3 Series."

Ah. That was a 5 series, so more trunk lid space... heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (6qErC)

246 If you want to build a pool, you have to put a fence around the pool. This was supposed to save a trillion lives or something. Has it saved any? No. Has it made a bazillion dollars for the fencing industry which lobbied to get that law passed YOUBETCHA!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (FiUMj)

247 A neighbor's Buick has one key hole in the driver's door. None anywhere else. Not even the trunk. Dumbasses. "Why would old people want to use a key to unlock their trunk like they did back in the 60s? That's so old fashioned. Let's just give them a key fob!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (dSvao)

248 229 @196 Insoniac-3 altogether. 1 in Reno, NV, 2 here in the Bay Area. All pissed off women and one a-hole that decided to be a "white-knight" for one.
Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:33 AM (h8FRs)

Hah! To my eternal shame, I've never been banned from a gym.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (TOOqT)

249 245 This was a 2015 3 Series."

Ah. That was a 5 series, so more trunk lid space... heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:37 AM (6qErC)

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Ah, the 5 series. That's the one with...um...wheels. Right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (iikV8)

250 don't mind me, I'm off to the gym where I can comfort the *counts* four women who JROD just callously cast aside, like the cruel heartbreaker he is

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (ykYG2)

251 Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (N4xQB)

252 Try replacing a car fob. Enjoy spending $150 for a key.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)

253 What gyms do you all go to? I go to the gym, I don't talk to anyone. I have my music on, and I focus on, you know, working out. In the 25 years I've been going to gyms, I don't think I've said more than 10 words to fellow gym members.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (FiUMj)

254 2 Winterspring Summerfall
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 09:31 AM (TOOqT

Hey kids, what time is it?

Posted by: Jim H at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (Un7SJ)

255 221
>216

Anyone mention that Saracuda is back on the market yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:30 AM (flINI)

Sefton already volunteered as tribute.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
Ace had first dibs from yesterday afternoon I believe. Hopefully Sarah will be impressed by his shelf building skills.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (D3cJf)

256 The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (N4xQB)

________

True. Only liberal man-ladies look for the betas

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (flINI)

257 251 Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (N4xQB)

=========

I was perpetually single for the first two decades of my life.

When I moved to Rome, I said to myself, "Fuck this. I'm gonna be confident."

I got my first date on the first day I was there. We were together the entire time I was in Rome (15 months).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (iikV8)

258 251 Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.
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Two reasons - dangerous is sexy and girls think they can change men = delusion.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)

259 >Ace had first dibs from yesterday afternoon I believe. Hopefully Sarah will be impressed by his shelf building skills.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (D3cJf)

....and his Crocs and murses.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2019 10:40 AM (sjdRT)

260 Why do good girls like bad boys?

It's in our nature to want to domesticate the undomesticated. Conquering.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2019 10:40 AM (lwiT4)

261 254 2 Winterspring Summerfall
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You've got a friend!

Posted by: James Taylor at September 10, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)

262 Try replacing a car fob. Enjoy spending $150 for a key.

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That's another one that pisses me off. $150-$500 for a new key, and I bet we still have massive car theft just like before everyone had to eat the additional cost.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Criminal acts are not loopholes at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (dSvao)

263 Ace had first dibs from yesterday afternoon I believe. Hopefully Sarah will be impressed by his shelf building skills.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2019 10:39 AM (D3cJf)

Sarah could probably build Ace's shelves for him.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (k76MH)

264 Hey kids, what time is it?

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It's 5:00 O'Clock somewhere!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

265 >>Ace had first dibs from yesterday afternoon I believe. Hopefully Sarah will be impressed by his shelf building skills.

He wasn't even close. It was like he called first with comment 256.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)

266 265 >>Ace had first dibs from yesterday afternoon I believe. Hopefully Sarah will be impressed by his shelf building skills.

He wasn't even close. It was like he called first with comment 256.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)

=========

Wait...those firsts don't count?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (iikV8)

267 262 Try replacing a car fob. Enjoy spending $150 for a key.

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$150 is cheap? $400 or $500 for high end cars.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:42 AM (FiUMj)

268 The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (N4xQB)

This is true.

BUT, if a guy isn't confident - partly because he can't pick up chicks--he can't fake it.

Bottom Line-- Confident guys are confident for a reason.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:42 AM (NFEMn)

269 Sarah could probably build Ace's shelves for him.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 10, 2019 10:41 AM (k76MH)

________

And then go out and kill some animal to bring back to the den to eat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:42 AM (flINI)

270 251 Why do good girls like bad boys?
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

The confidence more than anything. And to all the guys that say, "Why don't girls like me? I'm a nice guy!" the answer is your lack of confidence.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:38 AM (N4xQB

What frustrates and confounds a lot of men is that we get taught and told constantly, from the time we're kids, to be "nice" and that we'll be successful if we're just nice enough. It's a lie, of course, but it persists for some reason.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

271 A neighbor's Buick has one key hole in the driver's door. None anywhere else."

No surprise. It's all in the name of less weight and lower assembly costs.

The aforementioned 3 series is just one of several that require power to handle the basic operations. Dead battery = you ain't getting in.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)

272 238 I present an early contender for the Humblebrag Of The Month September :

They want to play like a man but not suffer any consequence. Oh well, onto the next gym and a fresh batch of women.
Posted by: JROD

Little known fact, Paula Abdul filmed "Cold Hearted" in JROD's gym.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 10, 2019 10:35 AM (ykYG2)

The huge onslaught of humble brags will occur when there's a discussion about something like suit sizing. "It is so hard to find the right suit when you're 6'5" with bulging muscles and a 12-inch dick!" Similar posts will appear in discussions of why BMI is BS

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:44 AM (N4xQB)

273 The huge onslaught of humble brags will occur when there's a discussion about something like suit sizing. "It is so hard to find the right suit when you're 6'5" with bulging muscles and a 12-inch dick!" Similar posts will appear in discussions of why BMI is BS

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:44 AM (N4xQB)

a 12" dick is actually a curse.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (NFEMn)

274 272 The huge onslaught of humble brags will occur when there's a discussion about something like suit sizing. "It is so hard to find the right suit when you're 6'5" with bulging muscles and a 12-inch dick!" Similar posts will appear in discussions of why BMI is BS

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:44 AM (N4xQB)

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And everyone bragging will identify as women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (iikV8)

275 @253 Lurking Lurker-Athletic club. Gyms with hot tubs, swimming pools.. .....places that have a great selection of free weights n machines.......and places to fraternize with women when you're done.

Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (h8FRs)

276 a 12" dick is actually a curse.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (NFEMn)

______

Tell me about it...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 10, 2019 10:46 AM (flINI)

277 Went to bed thinking the Texans had won and the Raiders woul be a dumpsterfire. I wake up and find out Saints won and Raiders, too. Jeebus, reorienting expectations is hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 10:46 AM (2LelM)

278 The huge onslaught of humble brags will occur when there's a discussion about something like suit sizing. "It is so hard to find the right suit when you're 6'5" with bulging muscles and a 12-inch dick!"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 10, 2019 10:44 AM (N4xQB)

Custom tailored sweats.

Posted by: BignJames at September 10, 2019 10:46 AM (X/Pw5)

279 White House Blasts CNN Spy Report Saying It's Endangering Lives, NY Times Also Reports CNN Is Wrong

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Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

280 >> a 12" dick is actually a curse.

It's not your fault you were born Irish. I'm sure there are lots of women who won't mind your lack of size.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

281 $150 is cheap? $400 or $500 for high end cars."

And trucks.

Profit's gotta come from somewhere...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)

282 Tell me about it...
Posted by: Truck Monkey"

"It's deep, too"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:48 AM (6qErC)

283 267 262 Try replacing a car fob. Enjoy spending $150 for a key.
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$150 is cheap? $400 or $500 for high end cars.
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Yeah. What a ripoff. I think if you made the fob the size of a large dildo the buying public would like that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)

284 275 @253 Lurking Lurker-Athletic club. Gyms with hot tubs, swimming pools.. .....places that have a great selection of free weights n machines.......and places to fraternize with women when you're done.
Posted by: JROD at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (h8FRs)

___

My gym has all that too, just saying I go there to work out not to meet people. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, LOL.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:48 AM (FiUMj)

285 And before people start jumping my shit about it, I'm talking about the placating, subservient, doormat kind of "nice."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:49 AM (TOOqT)

286 And before people start jumping my shit about it,"

I thought the pouncing was earlier today????

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:50 AM (6qErC)

287 I rented a car and forgot the key in my bag. I got a letter from Hertz informing me that they slapped on $400 to the rental for the missing key. I sent it back and got the $400 back. This was for a Dodge something or other.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 10, 2019 10:50 AM (FiUMj)

288 Man Ray did a photographic series on Printemp, l'ete, etc.

It's absolutely NSFW.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (wzVKm)

289 Why do girls like bad boys?

Because it's a challenge and /or an affirmation that they are desirable. Like corralling a mustang.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (Rzloy)

290 BRITAIN SAYS IT IS NOW CLEAR IRAN HAS BREACHED ASSURANCES IT GAVE OVER GRACE 1 ADRIAN DARYA 1, OIL HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO SYRIA

BRITAIN SAYS FOREIGN MINISTER HAS SUMMONED IRAN'S AMBASSADOR TO UK TO CONDEMN IRAN'S ACTIONS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

291 12" dick = 6" long + 6" circumference= many satisfied women.

Posted by: HumbleBraggart at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

292 286 And before people start jumping my shit about it,"

I thought the pouncing was earlier today????
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:50 AM (6qErC)

Two veeeeery different things there.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:52 AM (TOOqT)

293 Why do girls like bad boys?

Because it's a challenge and /or an affirmation that they are desirable. Like corralling a mustang.
*******
& if they can find a Bad Boy who is a pretty boy that is nirvana

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)

294 What frustrates and confounds a lot of men is that
we get taught and told constantly, from the time we're kids, to be
"nice" and that we'll be successful if we're just nice enough. It's a
lie, of course, but it persists for some reason.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

And what's frustrating a lot of boys now (particularly we of a certain skin tone) is that they're being indoctrinated to believe that their, specifically their, behavior is "toxic" and in need of "correction", that they are the reason for all the problems in the world, that "The Future Is Female", etc. etc. etc.
And we wonder why schools get shot-up.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:52 AM (77WPm)

295 BRITAIN SAYS FOREIGN MINISTER HAS SUMMONED IRAN'S AMBASSADOR TO UK TO CONDEMN IRAN'S ACTIONS
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

Strongly worded letter to follow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 10:53 AM (ZYB2s)

296 a 12" dick is actually a curse.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:45 AM (NFEMn)

Lucky for me I'm a couple of inches shy,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:53 AM (Rzloy)

297 BRITAIN SAYS FOREIGN MINISTER HAS SUMMONED IRAN'S AMBASSADOR TO UK TO CONDEMN IRAN'S ACTIONS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

I'm sure A Strongly Worded Letter(tm) has already been drafted.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:53 AM (77WPm)

298 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 10:53 AM (ZYB2s)

(fist bump)

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (77WPm)

299 What frustrates and confounds a lot of men is that we get taught and told constantly, from the time we're kids, to be "nice" and that we'll be successful if we're just nice enough. It's a lie, of course, but it persists for some reason.

Some people compare what they're taught with what they observe, form their own conclusions, and act accordingly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (wzVKm)

300 And what's frustrating a lot of boys now (particularly we of a certain skin tone) is that they're being indoctrinated to believe that their, specifically their, behavior is "toxic" and in need of "correction", that they are the reason for all the problems in the world, that "The Future Is Female", etc. etc. etc.
And we wonder why schools get shot-up.
Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:52 AM (77WPm)

This started a lot earlier but it's reached a fever pitch in recent years.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (TOOqT)

301 I expect some big news to drop today about the fake Russian probe-- and who was behind it.

It's Tuesday, Summer's "over" and Congress is back in session.

It just feels like that kind of day.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

302 I actually like nice guys. Nice, gentlemanly, confident, bookish guys. That's my type. Also with a tight butt and long hair. Preferably plays guitar. Rev has only one or two of these qualities, and very little hair. You make do with what you have.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2019 10:55 AM (lwiT4)

303 169
The metric time thing really is a shining example of Leftist conceit.
Let's get rid of the archaic ways and remake the calendar with SCIENCE!

Except that, no matter how hard you try, 365.25 is not evenly
divisible by ten. No, not even if you really want it to be. And nobody
likes your new system because it's stupid and totally unnecessary.

Posted by: Vanya at September 10, 2019 09:58 AM (IUT0Y)

The metric system is inferior. The truly rational and logical system of counting is the doziel system.

and there's always the one totally rational measuring system, the potrzebie system of weights and measures.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 10:55 AM (sGtp+)

304 297
BRITAIN SAYS FOREIGN MINISTER HAS SUMMONED IRAN'S AMBASSADOR TO UK TO CONDEMN IRAN'S ACTIONS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

I'm sure A Strongly Worded Letter(tm) has already been drafted.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:53 AM (77WPm)
And the Iranian Ambassador will be able to keep his left hand clean for a day - since he can use that letter as TP.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2019 10:55 AM (D3cJf)

305 Some people compare what they're taught with what they observe, form their own conclusions, and act accordingly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (wzVKm)

Watch what women do--don't listen to what they say.

I myself learned this lesson too late.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:56 AM (NFEMn)

306 fake Russian probe-- and who was behind it."

Never heard of it.

/Charles "Chuckles" Gibson

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:56 AM (6qErC)

307 Some people compare what they're taught with what they observe, form their own conclusions, and act accordingly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (wzVKm)

Yes we all know what an amazing stud playah you are.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 10:56 AM (TOOqT)

308 >>I expect some big news to drop today about the fake Russian probe-- and who was behind it.

>>It's Tuesday, Summer's "over" and Congress is back in session.

>>It just feels like that kind of day.

Maybe not today but soon. Horowitz' FISA report is done and should hit soon. Sounds like someone is worried.

General Flynn is in court today having his motion to force the prosecution to turn over exculpatory evidence he claims they are hiding.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

309 Affirmative action comes to board games.

CNN@CNN
Unlike the classic [Monopoly] game, [in Ms. Monopoly] women will collect 240 Monopoly bucks when they pass "go," while male players will collect the usual 200. It's "a fun new take on the game that creates a world where women have an advantage often enjoyed by men," the creators said.

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And in real life . . .

America's First Gay Credit Union Gets Green Light From Michigan

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I guess they deal in only $3 bills.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)

310 What frustrates and confounds a lot of men is that we get taught and told constantly, from the time we're kids, to be "nice" and that we'll be successful if we're just nice enough. It's a lie, of course, but it persists for some reason.
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Polite and well-mannered is not the same as "nice."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)

311 Why do girls like bad boys?

Because it's a challenge and /or an affirmation that they are desirable. Like corralling a mustang.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 10, 2019 10:51 AM (Rzloy)

I think it's true that women love the affirmation that they're desirable. I was never more popular with women than when I was dating an attractive girl. I think the others viewed this as their opportunity to get affirmation that yes, he'll take me over her. If, you know, I really wanted him.

But I'm not sure that explains the bad boy thing.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 10:57 AM (FJYfm)

312 Maybe not today but soon. Horowitz' FISA report is done and should hit soon. Sounds like someone is worried.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

McCabe, in particular, has been exceptionally whiny of late.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (77WPm)

313 Gay Credit Union"

How do they know?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (6qErC)

314 I actually like nice guys. Nice, gentlemanly, confident, bookish guys. That's my type. Also with a tight butt and long hair. Preferably plays guitar.

Also, poetry.

You described Haven Monahan to a tee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (ZYB2s)

315 http://bit.ly/2ZQn646
*******
Gen. Michael Flynn Due in Court Today -- First Appearance Since Lawyers Petitioned Court to Hold Mueller Gang in Contempt

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (BqBId)

316 Unlike the classic [Monopoly] game, [in Ms. Monopoly] women will collect
240 Monopoly bucks when they pass "go," while male players will collect
the usual 200.

I can't wait to rush-out and not buy that.

Posted by: DocJ at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (77WPm)

317 Gay Credit Union"

How do they know?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (6qErC)

Use the restroom at the gas station before you apply for a loan and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (ZYB2s)

318 Nah, I don't care much for poetry, unless it's Muldoon's.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (lwiT4)

319 >>McCabe, in particular, has been exceptionally whiny of late.

And he works at CNN. What a coincidink.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

320 315 http://bit.ly/2ZQn646
*******
Gen. Michael Flynn Due in Court Today -- First Appearance Since Lawyers Petitioned Court to Hold Mueller Gang in Contempt
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 10:58 AM (BqBId)

==========

He's gonna flip on Trump, isn't he? Gonna tell about how Flynn organized calls between Trump and Putin where they outlined how they were going to prevent Hillary from going to Wisconsin?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (iikV8)

321 283
267 262 Try replacing a car fob. Enjoy spending $150 for a key.

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$150 is cheap? $400 or $500 for high end cars.

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Yeah. What a ripoff. I think if you made the fob the size of a large dildo the buying public would like that.

well, you could always go the smartphone app route, so that you can't get into your car if there are network issues.

naw. nobody would be that dumb.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2019 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

322 Yes we all know what an amazing stud playah you are.

Not what I was talking about, but now that you mention it one would think that getting blowed semi-regular would let you back off the "grownups lied to me" stuff a little.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 11:00 AM (wzVKm)

323 He's gonna flip on Trump, isn't he? Gonna tell about how Flynn organized calls between Trump and Putin where they outlined how they were going to prevent Hillary from going to Wisconsin?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (iikV

This is CNN.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

324 Use the restroom at the gas station before you apply for a loan and you'll be fine."

So when you walk in they ask "can we push that stool in for you"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 11:00 AM (6qErC)

325 Some people compare what they're taught with what they observe, form their own conclusions, and act accordingly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2019 10:54 AM (wzVKm)

My mom covered all bases. She said be nice, but also said woman can be snakes, and men can be assholes, so observe first, then adapt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2019 11:00 AM (9Om/r)

326 naw. nobody would be that dumb."

Whaddya mean there's no cell coverage out here?

(actual Tesla driver out in rural WV one day. I laughed...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 11:01 AM (6qErC)

327 I'll stop griping about people lying to me when they actually stop lying to me - hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 10, 2019 11:01 AM (oZ6kz)

328 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 10, 2019 10:59 AM (iikV

********
I'm Pretty sure this is sarcasm His Lawyer Sidney Powell wants the charges Dropped completely

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (BqBId)

329 monkey time

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (T9rmq)

330 Monkey up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC)

331 >>But I'm not sure that explains the bad boy thing.

Good girls don't like bad boys. That's a myth.

Good girls who like bad boys aren't good girls.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

332 327 I'll stop griping about people lying to me when they actually stop lying to me - hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 10, 2019 11:01 AM (oZ6k

You just need to get blown all the time like bander, who's fucked his way to Antarctica and back, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (TOOqT)

333 302 I actually like nice guys. Nice, gentlemanly, confident, bookish guys. That's my type. Also with a tight butt and long hair. Preferably plays guitar. Rev has only one or two of these qualities, and very little hair. You make do with what you have.
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Grammie, give me call.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 11:03 AM (2LelM)

334 Good girls don't like bad boys. That's a myth.

Good girls who like bad boys aren't good girls.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2019 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

Probably true. Olivia Newton-John wasn't forced to wear those leather pants at the end of Grease. She always kinda wanted to.

And thank God for that.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2019 11:03 AM (FJYfm)

335 How many times do people have to get it in the neck to realize that Democrats are a cult, not a party?

If you're in NC's Ninth District and you're voting for the Democrat, you're voting for their agenda. Period.

Take a good look at how all these other frauds posing as "moderates" have voted while in Washington. Look at how they stand on all the issues on the Democrats extreme agenda of destruction.

I mean, holy crap. This is the kind of mindless thinking that's going to destroy our country. We know EXACTLY what Democrats are going to do, and none of it is good.

This is a great economy and people are finally restoring some respect for our nation. How anyone would want to kill that is inexplicable.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at September 10, 2019 11:05 AM (VpIIl)

336
My mom covered all bases. She said be nice, but also said woman can be snakes, and men can be assholes, so observe first, then adapt.
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Snakes can be nice if you know what your dealing with.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)

337 What is 12 internet inches equivalent to in real inches???

I'm thinking around 4.5"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 10, 2019 11:06 AM (438dO)

338 I actually like nice guys. Nice, gentlemanly,
confident, bookish guys. That's my type. Also with a tight butt and long
hair. Preferably plays guitar.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2019 10:55 AM (lwiT4)

Ok, thats just creepy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2019 11:06 AM (9Om/r)

339 Good Girls that like Bad Boys are just looking for a spanking. Understanding women is like math. Its hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)

340 AP headline just now,
US household income finally matches 1999 peak, while poverty rate hits lowest point since 2001

I suspect that this is more important than Bolton's firing in the long run.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2019 01:24 PM (hqUZK)

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