Joe Biden Forgets Name of Very Famous UK PM Boris Johnson; Guesses That It's a Guy Who Looks Like Trump

I give you my Biden-word that my head is not filled with potato salad.

So let's see what humiliations ol' Potato Salad Joe has in store for himself today.

Joe Biden forgot the prime minister of the United Kingdom's name after touting his foreign policy knowledge.

“I don’t know the new prime minister of England. He looks like Donald Trump, I know that," the former vice president said at a town hall hosted by Clinton College. Biden made the comment while answering a question about his foreign policy platform. Biden claimed he was the only Democratic president candidate with relationships with foreign leaders.

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It's hardly the first time Biden, former chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has confused the names of foreign leaders, particularly in Great Britain. At a May 4 fundraiser, Biden, 76, flubbed the name of then-British Prime Minister Theresa May, calling her by former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's name.

Joe Biden's brain is more brain plaques than actual brain at this point.

We have the Best Ruling Class Ever. I can see now why Cap'n Bill Kristol is so determined to keep all power in this very special Ruling Class' very special hands.

From a commenter yesterday:

320 I tried blue paint once. It smelled blue but it didn't taste blue! Listen, you don't mess with me, pal. I put down the chef with a palm heel karate strike. Still have his orange Home Depot apron as trophy. True story.

Posted by: Joe Biden

Also: Mark Styen does an impression of Biden trying to tell a war story.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:08 PM




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1 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (l9mVC)

2 second

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (FZYNt)

3 He's peaked too soon. I was hoping he'd at least make it to 2020.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (EV83A)

4 He doesn't know who the prime minister of the UK is?

He's the perfect candidate for President, then. And didn't Obama select him as VP for his foreign policy gravitas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (YqDXo)

5 Oh damn. I never make first 10 in the comments.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (EV83A)

6 Biden has donkey brains, his VP should have donkey teeth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (1ISKN)

7 At least he looks good with that onion tied to his belt.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

8 Potato Salad!

Posted by: Joe Biden - in complete control of his mental faculties at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (Z7lwY)

9 Why do people use the phrase "attempted coup," using the past tense? It's still ongoing after all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (19g6/)

10 I watched the Stein thing last night on the show. Hilarious. Tucker spitted and dribbled himself.

What is Biden waiting for? A milestone in cashing in?

Because he's been done for a while now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (vEIlU)

11 Sheriff Joe.

Too busy pumping quarters into the riding horse at the local K-Mart

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (FZYNt)

12 Still waiting for the Dems to start "defending" Biden by saying, "Look, he's not senile! He's always been kinda stupid and a bit of a liar."

Posted by: Ted K. at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (FJYfm)

13 The one thing that sticks in my mind about Biden was how vicious he was to Clarence Thomas.

I can't stand the guy.


I will say this though, being able to make Paul "Power Glutes" Ryan look like a small boy by deploying the killing word "Malarkey" was quite funny.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (88mwq)

14 Wait, I thought Potato Salad worked at CNN

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (vCA4F)

15 We still need a moment of an unconscious Joe being tossed into a van like a sack of potatoes.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (sm6Pk)

16 This is Presidential Material.

Posted by: The Plurality of Democrat Voters at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (tVQUs)

17 That Joe. What a senile old fool. And he is the best of the bunch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (Yf6eY)

18 They're all smahta than you. I mean us. Well, except for me. Or you.

Where's my paste?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)

19 IWhy do people use the phrase "attempted coup," using the past tense? It's still ongoing after all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (19g6/)

I want to hear Obama utter the phrase "attempted coup."
It will sound like a type of automobile.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (NFEMn)

20 So is Biden officially Tater now?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (2LelM)

21 What's the DNC's plan here?

I can only assume they want Biden to so thoroughly embarrass himself they can cut him loose and declare the need for a young female, non-white candidate Kamala!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (bDqIh)

22 You know what the scary thing is?
They all think they are smarter than we are.
I mean, the public, not morons.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (vCA4F)

23

Joey Bidet and Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix have my vote in 2020! They love gay men and will make us the most important part of their administration!

Posted by: H. Sulu at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (UFLLM)

24 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)

25 It's funny watching the Brit Parliament wail about Boris Johnson "destroying democracy" - when all he has done was to figure out how to kill their last minute efforts to block Brexit, which is what the People actually wanted.

Parliament will be called back into Session 2 weeks before the Crash-out Brexit happens; but for various reasons, that's not enough time for them to do anything to block it or kick Boris out of the PM's chair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

26 "attempted coup."
It will sound like a type of automobile."

Ah, in my merry Oldsmobile...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (6qErC)

27 This is your brain on Malarkey

Posted by: jsg at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (OLQ3p)

28 "Boris has hair a man could smell." - Joe Biden

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (Pby3z)

29 19 IWhy do people use the phrase "attempted coup," using the past tense? It's still ongoing after all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (19g6/)
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Yep. There is a logjam with DNI office ongoing. Seems they don't want to deliver documents declassified by POTUS. Good reason to call up the Marines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (2LelM)

30 Ah, in my merry Oldsmobile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

too soon

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (FZYNt)

31 That Steyn bit is hilarious. Tucker almost completely loses it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

32 We still need a moment of an unconscious Joe being tossed into a van like a sack of potatoes.
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (sm6Pk)

Won't happen. I'm sure by now they've figured out ways to reliably conceal those sorts of "moments".

Biden's frequent gaffes and obvious senility will have to suffice.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (tVQUs)

33 Biden is brain damaged, but the blue collar types in the Midwest apparently can't wait to vote for him---if you believe the media.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (NFEMn)

34 I want to hear Obama utter the phrase "attempted coup."
It will sound like a type of automobile.
Posted by: JoeF. at A



4 door sedan with duct tape covering the entirety of the two rear doors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (HALdu)

35 Of course I know the President of England is Boris Johnston.


#TrollingSoHard

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (4e+hS)

36 Steyn could have been reading from the comments there, for a bit.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (T42ki)

37 was steyn streaming or was he repeating something he had said or written earlier?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (HALdu)

38 19 IWhy do people use the phrase "attempted coup," using the past tense? It's still ongoing after all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (19g6/)

I think we all now that it crashed and burned the day of Mueller's craptastic congressional hearing. They had kept up hope for the effort before that; after that day, it was dead. Nadler pokes the corpse with a stick every now and then and says "hey look it moved!!!" but nobody's buying it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

39 Biden and Bernie are instant losses in 2020 for the DNC.

So are Warren, Buttplug, Kamala

so...good luck.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (JziUy)

40 You know what the scary thing is?
They all think they are smarter than we are.
I mean, the public, not morons.
Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (vCA4F)

Biden not only thinks that, he actually said it. On one of his previous 11 presidential runs, he got into it with a voter, telling the person that his IQ was probably a lot higher.
See, Joe isn't just stupid. He's also an ass. The media hasn't covered for him to the extent they did for Ted Kennedy, but it's close.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (FJYfm)

41 Rick Perry (R) stumbles over one little item, and he's lost his chance to be president. Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

Biased media? No, not much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

42 Biden had better keep his eyes peeled.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (mvenn)

43 ARUGULA!
//Joey Plugz Unplugged

Posted by: sven at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (xbWHd)

44 Disgusting and deceptive. What other personal and
policy fantasies is he telling to voters every day? How can someone forget the circumstances of what he says was such a moving event for him?

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Didja see Boo Boo says that his little fibberinno (CBS calls it a "mistelling") is essentially true? I guess that's an example of Boo Boo's truth over facts policy.

https://bit.ly/32jp7ma

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

45 32 We still need a moment of an unconscious Joe being tossed into a van like a sack of potatoes.
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (sm6Pk)

Won't happen. I'm sure by now they've figured out ways to reliably conceal those sorts of "moments".

Biden's frequent gaffes and obvious senility will have to suffice.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (tVQUs)

The Hillary Protocol

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

46

And the whirling dervish was acting pervish on the porch of Brigitte Bardot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

47

I deny having ever used a potato as a pessary!

And I have no idea what that white starchy stuff on the floor is! Oh wait! It's Joeys brains falling out!

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (UFLLM)

48 Steyn could have been reading from the comments there, for a bit.
Posted by: garrett at A



lol, same thought, was wondering what name he comments under here because it was funny but eerily familiar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (HALdu)

49 An off the cuff riff like that by Mark Steyn? That was pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (dBiBP)

50 Yeah, I once scored 4 Touchdowns at Polk High! True story!

Here, give me the Football and a I'll show you!

/Secret Service Agent runs from the room with the Nuclear Football

Posted by: Joe Bidennnnn at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

51

Ah, the old Speak-O

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

52 41 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

Yup, a tragedy really....
of course Urkle's "Profits and Earnings Ratio" *gaffe* probably should have been an indicator that ole Urkle is not really the smartest man on Earth either....
It's almost like the media game is rigged no?

Posted by: sven at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (xbWHd)

53 They may take our Crayons

...but, they'll never take our Freedom!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (T42ki)

54 These Tide Pods aren't half bad.

Posted by: Word of Biden at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (OLQ3p)

55 Ask him if he remembers where "the Stimulus" money went. Hell, ask him if he remembers what "the Stimulus" was...

Posted by: pahound at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (vJ9kG)

56 SCREAM AND LEAP!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)
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You have learned well, human.

Posted by: Speaker to Animals at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (iB1oa)

57 There I was at 20,000 feet. 10 Fokkers above me and 10 Fokkers below me. They told me, Mr President it's too dangerous for you to keep going. But I kept going anyway. Those men on the DMZ needed me!

Ahhh...Mr President, these were Messerschmitts. And the DMZ is in Korea.

Never mind! I will fight my way through in my Sopwith Beagle.



Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (axyOa)

58 These Tide Pods aren't half bad.
Posted by: Word of Biden at A



which half, the blue or white?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (HALdu)

59 Rick Perry (R) stumbles over one little item, and he's lost his chance to be president. Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

Biased media? No, not much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

A Republican looks at his watch during a debate, spells "potato" wrong or garbles a word so it sounds like "macaca"--a word that means nothing in the US--and it's lights out.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)

60 Please tell me that "potato salad" is a reference to one of my favorite Seinfeld non seqiturs

Posted by: Josephistan at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Izzlo)

61 Are we talking cold potato salad with mayonnaise and chopped pickles, or warm potato salad with vinegar and bacon?

'Cause that could make all the difference in electability.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (mvenn)

62 Just in ..
Climate Change causes more 'cat fights'

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (7Am4g)

63 Joe sufferes from Botoxic Masculinity.

Posted by: jsg at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (OLQ3p)

64 Joephistan: The bum who stole the rickshaw?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

65 4 He doesn't know who the prime minister of the UK is?

He's the perfect candidate for President, then. And didn't Obama select him as VP for his foreign policy gravitas?
__________________

There's a reason why I have refused to endorse Biden, and it ain't because I think he's a foreign policy genius, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Barky Obama at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (k4dH2)

66 Joe Biden's brain is more brain plaques than actual brain at this point.

How is the house still standing? The termites are holding hands.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (Ibwur)

67 41 Rick Perry (R) stumbles over one little item, and he's lost his chance to be president. Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

Biased media? No, not much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

Stumble stumble fall, crawl crawl, stagger stagger, roll

Almost like something I remember from a bad movie.

Posted by: Joe Bidennnnn at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (NgKpN)

68 I am still supporting Joe Biden in our caucus, if he is still running at that time.

Operation Chaos!
Or is it Kaos?

Posted by: rd at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (EK+Pw)

69 Head filled with potato salad might be all right if your sagittal suture works like a Zip-Loc bag and you stick your head in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (mvenn)

70 Joe Biden will save fuel for Marine One when he starts using Propeller Beanie One.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

71 It's funny watching the Brit Parliament wail about Boris Johnson "destroying democracy" - when all he has done was to figure out how to kill their last minute efforts to block Brexit, which is what the People actually wanted.

-
1640: The Long Parliament leads to the English Civil War.

2019: The Short Parliament ?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

72 59 Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)

Ladies and gentlemen the candidate is not perfect, you MUST vote democrat.
//MSNBC ignoring Biden eating lead chips

Posted by: sven at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (xbWHd)

73 I love potato salad. And Justice.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (4e+hS)

74 Climate Change causes more 'cat fights'
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Talk not to me of your "cat fights".

Posted by: Speaker to Animals at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (iB1oa)

75 I think the technical name for England and (not so) Great Britain is "The United Kingdom."

Posted by: JAS at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (dT9VH)

76 OK whoever posted the comment about Joe attacking a stocker at Home Depot is funny as a mofo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (2JpPM)

77 Rick Perry (R) stumbles over one little item, and he's lost his chance to be president. Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

Biased media? No, not much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at A



sure but you are thinking about it wrong, perry's gaffe/s did him in with the news junkies and the media while biden's would eventually do him in with the voters.

the reason Trump is not mocking slojo is because he want to run against him

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (HALdu)

78 46

And the whirling dervish was acting pervish on the porch of Brigitte Bardot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019


*
*

Someday soon we could use some shoe pr0n of Brigitte.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (ClOmq)

79 60 The ricksha homeless iirc

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (l9mVC)

80 Don't mess with me, man. I'm Joe F'n Biden. I know what a car looks like.

*points to motorcycle*

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (8ts9m)

81 LOL, I watched Tucker last night . Laughed so hard I'm sure the neighbors could hear me

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

82
I would totally watch Conan: The Musical.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 09:42 AM (xpJ2/)


O ye of little faith, there are peaks of absurdity that Joe Biden has yet to dream about, let alone scale.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (hLRSq)

83 Lighten up on Old Joe, he's the best the Democrats have got. The rest of them put together have the Gravitas of a flaming bad of Dog Poop.

Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (t47aY)

84 Vinegar or mayo?

Posted by: Potato salad for brains at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (B5K06)

85 Senator Biden, What about your gaaaaaaaafes?!

Said no liberal journalist ever.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (UvJJq)

86 People of Florida, they are "NOT KIDDING" this time. Prepare. People of Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana, keep an eye out.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (c2CCO)

87 My word as a Biden will forever meme.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (T42ki)

88 68 I am still supporting Joe Biden in our caucus, if he is still running at that time.

Operation Chaos!
Or is it Kaos?
Posted by: rd at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (EK+Pw)

Would you believe.....

Posted by: Agent 86. at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

89 It's gonna be funny when he forgets how to use the toilet.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (8ts9m)

90 Why are we still talking about Joe Biden, again? Can the man get the votes of even 20% of Democrats, let alone the general public and Republicans? I mean, my old parents who still claim to be hip and with the struggle even though they are AARP stalwarts, they are interested in Elizabeth Warren. Exactly WHO out there is voting for Joe Biden and does not put DE on their address?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (W+kMI)

91 >>Vinegar or mayo?


Smells like vinegar.

Posted by: Huma at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (T42ki)

92

My Cornichon Pistol will slay vile Nazis via the bucket full...

Posted by: Tater Salad of Death at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (UFLLM)

93 Depends...

Posted by: pahound at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (vJ9kG)

94 I think the technical name for England and (not so) Great Britain is "The United Kingdom."
Posted by: JAS at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (dT9VH)
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (iB1oa)

95 And the whirling dervish was acting pervish on the porch of Brigitte Bardot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019


That was a nice touch.. It would be funny, if there wasn't a fair chance that Crazy Uncle Joe could be President

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

96 I complained to Breitbart technical services about Discus shadow banning me, and they evidently got it lifted - I'm back up posting again.

Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (t47aY)

97 Joe Biden is proof that Barack Obama's Legacy is alive and well.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (gHCnG)

98 Steyn on Tucker last night was hysterical. Tucker could barely contain himself.

I need to watch it again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 12:24 PM (d7Ww2)

99 I was hoping this latest ridiculous false story by Biden would again raise his even more stupid statement that FDR went on TV to calm the public after the Stock Market crash .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 12:24 PM (BoJzR)

100

I guess like obama they thought they could prop him up and pull his strings. He didn't need to know anything in particular. Jarrett was there.

Maybe that is the plan. Just get someone elected. Don't matter how incapacitated they are. How dumb. What a liar, but hey, a sleazy guy and a nasty bully, so there is that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:24 PM (vEIlU)

101 "There I was. Knee deep in the Tupperware..."

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:24 PM (mvenn)

102 At this point, Steyn should really have his own TV show.

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 12:24 PM (sm6Pk)

103 All kidding aside, Biden is delusional. A normal person isn't that much of an insistent fabulist.

He's like like Jim Jones. Only with hair plugs.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (8ts9m)

104 So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (1ISKN)

105 Operation Chaos!
Or is it Kaos?
Posted by: rd at August 30, 2019 12:20 PM (EK+Pw)

Would you believe.....
Posted by: Agent 86. at August 30, 2019 12:22 PM (NgKpN)
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Starker, zis is KAOS! Ve do not *makes machine gun noises* here!

Posted by: Sigfried at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (iB1oa)

106 There I was, knee deep in the rice paddies of Iwo Jima. The Enola Gay was trying to take off, but a deadly ninja assault was impeding the runway. I took out 12 of them with one burst from my trapdoor Springfield .50 carbine, but one of 'em got a good hit on me with his ninja sword. I had to fashion a crude saber out of my own ulna to kill the rest. And that's how we rescued the Maine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (oZ6kz)

107 >>> Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

There is a deliciously tone deaf CNN article that blames all the Biden gaffes on...Trump, because of course. And says in our current era where truth is dead, better honest gaffes like a Biden over the maliciously false untruths of Trump.

Yes, they tried to square this circle. No wonder they are bleeding viewers.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (UvJJq)

108


Joey Biden: I told the Prime Minister of Great England, name of Tojo, I told him look pal, if you don't think after Little Big Horn, not that I have anything against Indians, they run those 7-11s wonderfully, but after that if you don't think we aren't going to find away to get back at you well we are. You have my word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (ttyMC)

109 There's a reason why I have refused to endorse Biden, and it ain't because I think he's a foreign policy genius, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Barky Obama at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (k4dH2)


The obvious question: then why did you select him for VP?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (iVoAP)

110 I never liked celery, does it have celery in it?

Posted by: Potato salad for brains at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (B5K06)

111 People of Florida, they are "NOT KIDDING" this time.

We would literally never exaggerate! We asked 300 people and they agreed THIS IS THE WORST HURRICANE OF ALL TIME!!!

Posted by: The Quinnipiac Weather Channel at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (Ry8mf)

112 We're still 4-5 months out from the first primary election, and it's howlers like this that lead me to believe that not only will Biden NOT be the nominee, but he won't make it to the first primary.

Yeah, he's the only decent shot the Donks have of beating the Bad Bad OrangeMan Who Is Very Very Bad, but he's a walking gaffe machine and when he walks on stage, says "my word is GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!!!" and then lies his ass off in easily verifiable ways he single-handedly wipes-out the "DRUMPF IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES!!!" attack which could have some sway with the wine-moms they need to flip in places like MI, PA, and FL.

Plus he's the only shot the old guard "professionals" have to keep control of the party away from the Krazy Kids. But it's not gonna happen.


It'll be one of the screechers (Lieawatha or Willie's Side Piece), or The Burn, OR perhaps someone who comes late to the party.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (DU2N9)

113 That was a great Mark Steyn bit!

But the Dems are going to laugh all this off.. "Aww.. that's just Joe.."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (438dO)

114 109 The obvious question: then why did you select him for VP?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (iVoAP)

Assassination Insurance.

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (sm6Pk)

115 All kidding aside, Biden is delusional. A normal person isn't that much of an insistent fabulist.

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A lot of these libs are. Lil' baby gore was sung the historic lulaby "Show me the union label," you know.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (JziUy)

116 Remember when the stock market crashed and FDR went on Twitch and live streamed him pwning noobs at Overwatch to keep America calm?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

117 Vinegar or mayo?

Posted by: Potato salad for brains at August 30, 2019 12:21 PM (B5K06)



How about Virginia Mayo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:26 PM (ttyMC)

118

One of the contractors I have in my house right now

"Of all of the houses I have worked in, it's never smelled this good..." Told him if they stick around long enough they can have some.

Chicken, Shrimp, Sausage Jambalaya. Hours of work, but so worth it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (vEIlU)

119 they should give Biden an oval office and tell him he is president ... at a special assisted living retirement home. They could have interns dress up as young girls, he could sniff their hair and rub them ... let him retire happy ... just not as the real commander in chief. (but do that after he wins the Dem primary, and loses the general in a landslide)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

120 I'm thinking Lie-awatha will be the nominee. Or maybe Mayor ButtPlug. Crazy times we live in.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (2sCft)

121 Skins on or peeled?

Posted by: Potato salad for brains at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (B5K06)

122 That UK perm minister man, I think the fella came from Arkansas. Mhmmm.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (oZ6kz)

123 The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (iB1oa)
**
And Home Depot!

Posted by: Horny Old Joe B. at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (u6xw0)

124 Its not like anyone expects me to be accurate. They expect me to be colorful, and occasionally profane. I deliver these commodities in spades. Right hand to God.

Posted by: Joe Biden 2020! at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (9GqpF)

125 109 There's a reason why I have refused to endorse Biden, and it ain't because I think he's a foreign policy genius, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Barky Obama at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (k4dH2)

The obvious question: then why did you select him for VP?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019


*
*

At the time, here and elsewhere, people piped up with "Assassination insurance!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

126 The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 30, 2019 12:23 PM (iB1oa)

Wha' about us, Laddie???

Posted by: The Scots at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)

127 There is a deliciously tone deaf CNN article that blames all the Biden gaffes on...Trump, because of course. And says in our current era where truth is dead, better honest gaffes like a Biden over the maliciously false untruths of Trump.

Yes, they tried to square this circle. No wonder they are bleeding viewers.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (UvJJq)


CNN apparently does not grasp that the function of a news outlet is to report what has changed. But they constantly "report" the same crap, so there's no point in going to CNN; everyone knows perfectly well what they'll find there, every day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (iVoAP)

128 This has probably been mentioned, but I found it interesting that Trump was complimenting Barr in a tweet for not prosecuting Comey.

One could take that as a sign that there might be a plan in place for future indictments for bigger game and Trump is signalling that fact.

Posted by: Biergood at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (uGKH7)

129 We here at the APA wish to bestow our highest honor to Vice President Joe Biden.

For his unwavering commitment to cultivating, categorizing, and tasting America's vast array of paste from cradle to soon grave, we present him the Order of Paste, along with a "I Like Paste" t-shirt and a bottle of Elmer's Heritage, 18 year old paste.

Congratulations Joe!

This is a big F*kin deal.

Posted by: American Paste Association at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (5gaiC)

130 Red Jambalaya or brown?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (1ISKN)

131 You...you don't use mustard, do you?
I used mustard charging the Bastille during the seige of vienna, and let me tell you, it was heroic.

Posted by: Potato salad for brains at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (B5K06)

132 If there's a hair in the potato salad, you know Joe is going to want to sniff it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

133 They call me Stelter Salad.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Deteriorating Brains at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (jp0Bv)

134 >>> was wondering what name he comments under here because it was funny but eerily familiar.

I am imagining both Tucker and Steyn at a MoMee...would be hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (UvJJq)

135 How about Virginia Mayo?"

Related to the North Carolina Mayos?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (6qErC)

136 Biden looks old, sounds old and can't remember where he is. No amount of spray tan and Botox is going to cover that up.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (8ts9m)

137 Why are we still talking about Joe Biden, again? Can the man get the votes of even 20% of Democrats, let alone the general public and Republicans? I mean, my old parents who still claim to be hip and with the struggle even though they are AARP stalwarts, they are interested in Elizabeth Warren. Exactly WHO out there is voting for Joe Biden and does not put DE on their address?

Posted by: exdem13
.............

All establishment Dems.. add to that the Dems who are scared of loonies like Warren and Bernie..

You gotta remember.. Warren and Bernie are openly espousing plans to rip health care from unions to be replaced with new taxes and "universal healthcare".

Not one union will endorse either of these idiots, and they will hold their noses and endorse Biden.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (438dO)

138 His hair is a wisp of white smoke that would melt in the rain.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (2DEMZ)

139 BoJo has been flitting in and out of UK politics for decades now.

How the flipping feck can you claim "foreign policy expertise" if you don't even recognize his name?

Fecking dolt. I think the plugs have started to root into the grey matter on this wankwagon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (AURKQ)

140 120 I'm thinking Lie-awatha will be the nominee. Or maybe Mayor ButtPlug. Crazy times we live in.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 30, 2019 12:27 PM (2sCft)

Lieawatha gets talked up because the press in the Acela corridor loves her, but look at the Dem polls, the ones that supposedly show her "support rising" - she still can rarely get past 14% of committed Leftists to support her. Is that the stuff that winning campaigns are made out of???

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)

141 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

142 Do you know when Biden was growing up he had a Silver dollar...COLLECTION.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)

143 Hils is windboarding in the Hamptons, Bernie's pounding punching bags and playing baseball; hear RBG is entering a marathon and Liz is pounding brewskis. The Dems really have captured that youthful zeitgeist...

Posted by: pahound at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (vJ9kG)

144 Wha' about us, Laddie???
Posted by: The Scots at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)
----
Whaur's yer troosers?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (iB1oa)

145

"My word as a Biden" used to mean something before Trump's America. Now that we have supremacist cyborgs attacking the freedom fighters of Antifa in the streets of Baton Rouge, we must unite in defense of our freedom from poisoned shampoo. It's like when Tojo started burning Israel in the Battle of 1812.

Where the fuck did everyone go?

Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (w+Z9D)

146 but maybe to the liberal brain, actual possession of stories doesn't matter. They know someone did something and they're just sharing that story.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

147 Here's the conspiracy theory to watch for:

Biden's brain holds out (more or less) long enough to get the nomination, but before a VP is picked, Biden hangs himself under mysterious circumstances ... who can replace him now? My, my, who's that in the blue pup tent dress raising her hand? It's Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (hdzef)

148 Know why the plugs didn't take?
The roots can't grow over the steel plate.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

149 All kidding aside, Biden is delusional. A normal person isn't that much of an insistent fabulist.

At least he didn't assert - straight-faced - that his parents met for the first time on a bridge in Selma when he was four years old.

And when neither of them had ever been to Selma, but that's a detail.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (iVoAP)

150 We don`t indict our own... suckers!

Posted by: dreamy James Comey at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (yhf6w)

151 Chicken, Shrimp, Sausage Jambalaya. Hours of work, but so worth it. "

"Work"?

You're doing it wrong. Throw s... together, simmer. For hours and hours.

Then good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (6qErC)

152 If potato salad were sentient, would it act any differently than Joe Biden?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (Ry8mf)

153 This Democrats, is your front runner. Salad Man.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (8ts9m)

154 I'm thinking Lie-awatha will be the nominee.

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Drudge is all in on Little Big Mouth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (+y/Ru)

155 136 Biden looks old, sounds old and can't remember where he is. No amount of spray tan and Botox is going to cover that up.

---

yeah, he's got that old man voice. don't like it.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

156 Boris Johnson Hair:

[ ] would smell
[X] would not smell

Posted by: Joey Biden, hair and scalp guru at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (UvJJq)

157 Remember how the press vilified Bush for not remembering Musharraf's name. Bush kept calling him General and the interviewer kept repeating, "General Who?"

Posted by: Ever at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (ZZDMQ)

158 this wankwagon."

That the new VW?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:31 PM (6qErC)

159 And the whirling dervish was acting pervish on the porch of Brigitte Bardot.

Just outside Eurodisney!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

160 Not one union will endorse either of these idiots, and they will hold their noses and endorse Biden.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (438dO)

And suddenly the UAW is realizing it has bigger problems to worry about than the next election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

161 146 but maybe to the liberal brain, actual possession of stories doesn't matter. They know someone did something and they're just sharing that story.
Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)


But it feels true. And it could be true. Therefore, it IS true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:31 PM (iVoAP)

162 If we're going to call him something that mild, let's at least stick Joe with the Dan Quayle spelling of potatoe.

Posted by: jdgalt at August 30, 2019 12:31 PM (3SFo/)

163 At this point, Steyn should really have his own TV show.

That's low.

Posted by: CRTV at August 30, 2019 12:32 PM (2lndx)

164 And suddenly the UAW is realizing it has bigger problems to worry about than the next election."

Yeah, 'bout that - would that be going down if HRH Clintoon were President'n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)

165 They better get Biden in Depends if he isn't already. He's one town hall away from pissing himself.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:32 PM (8ts9m)

166
41 Rick Perry (R) stumbles over one little item, and he's lost his chance to be president. Joey the Paste-Eater stumbles, falls, crawls, gets up, stumbles and goes to one knee, gets up again, totters a few feet, and falls again . . . and he is still in the running.

Biased media? No, not much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)


Perry deserved it. I do think we dodged another bullet with him. He was a latent Juan McLame.

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (Fs5vw)

167 Biden would rather climb a tree and tell you a lie than stand on the ground and tell you the truth.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (T42ki)

168 So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?


Register? You must live in one of them old fashioned states that haven't gotten #Woke and adopted an open primary system.

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro)

169 Steyn is so great...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (d6Ksn)

170 Yeah Biden looks very, very, very old. Not "he looks good for his age" but "dang that guy is on death's door"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

171 He's one town hall away from pissing himself."

He's in the brown pants for a reason.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (6qErC)

172
138 His hair is a wisp of white smoke that would melt in the rain.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (2DEMZ)


But he took so long to bake it.

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (sm6Pk)

173 71 It's funny watching the Brit Parliament wail about Boris Johnson "destroying democracy" - when all he has done was to figure out how to kill their last minute efforts to block Brexit, which is what the People actually wanted.

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1640: The Long Parliament leads to the English Civil War.

2019: The Short Parliament ?
=======
Labor: We don't care what the vote result was, Brexit is dead in the House.
Liberal: Ditto.
Boris: Still denying the outcome, eh, my pinkos? Well here's one for you to block. I invoke the parliamentary rule of Her Majesty to suspend Parliament and maybe lead to a new election. Your Majesty?
Liz II: Quite so, Mister Johnson. Alright everyone, We decree that you close down and go home until We decide otherwise.
Labor: WHAT?!?!
Liberals: Doing this in the 21st century?!?
Labor: She can't do that!!
Boris: She most certainly do that. Go read your procedural handbooks again. You can learn the most interesting things when you do.
Liz II: We still matter, pinko clowns.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (W+kMI)

174 Joephistan: The bum who stole the rickshaw?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

Not quite, he was the other bum, who saluted Kramer and exclaimed "potato salad!"

Posted by: Josephistan at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (Izzlo)

175 So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?

Let's just say along with Bugs Bunny "mmmm could beeeeeee"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

176

I told the Prime Minister of Great England, name of Tojo, I...... You have my word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Holy crap, I was typing when you wrote this. Hand to God, as a Biden.

Great minds degenerate alike, LOL.

Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (w+Z9D)

177 You're doing it wrong.make a roux Throw s... together, simmer. For hours and hours.

********


Small tweak for authenticity.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (mvenn)

178
How about Virginia Mayo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


She could use a miracle whip on me!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (aKsyK)

179
Mark Steyn's great as a host because he's a funny, easygoing guy.

If you ever want to see Steyn actually righteously, incandescently angry, watch him go off and burn Simon Schama down to the waterline in that Munk debate from awhile back.

He just gets pissed off, then animated, then... I thought he might just haul off and whip his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (2JpPM)

180 you know the funny thing is his word as a biden is still in tact, he is a fucking idiot but he probably did not lie about a single thing in the whole military story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (HALdu)

181 Boris: She most certainly do that. Go read your procedural handbooks again. You can learn the most interesting things when you do.
Liz II: We still matter, pinko clowns.


Leftists in the UK: They're taking away our democracy!!! block the streets!!!!1!1!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

182 I want to draw a smiley face on Biden's huge bald spot.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (8ts9m)

183 A Biden campaign flunky just threw Hillary under the bus on Andrea Mitchell's show on MSNBC. He said the Biden fantasy tale isn't like Hillary claiming she was under mortar and sniper fire in the Balkans. He said Joe really was in a combat zone, in Afghanistan, when he awarded medals to some troops!

!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (TKxWf)

184 Well the one who stole it was Rusty, he shows up in one other episode.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

185 They can't let Biden do a Town Hall.

He's way too pugnacious and confrontational.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (T42ki)

186 Monty Python - Upper Class Twit Of The Year
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxSM5y7Pfs

No, I am not referring to Biden! I am referring to Kristol!

And now for something completely different...

Parents concerned after Wake Forest teacher passes out 'diversity inventory' worksheet
https://t.co/1quXVpWAQ5?amp=1

The worksheet, titled 'Diversity Inventory,' asked students to share their race, sexuality, socioeconomic status, and religious beliefs. Bartus shared a photo of the assignment on Facebook.

"When some kids were kind of hesitant to do it she said, 'Hey, it's OK because I used to be a Catholic and now I'm an atheist and I'm bi-sexual.' So, needless to say, my son was a little shocked that this was happening in what's supposed to be an English class," Bartus said.

Bartus demanded her son be removed from the class. She says she emailed the principal twice before she heard anything back.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (9BmSv)

187 Red Jambalaya or brown?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (1ISKN)


Red - Creole

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (vEIlU)

188

So FDR and I were getting into it a little bit over the Korean War, so I said, "Man, why don't you stand up and say that to my face." Hand to God, he backed down. Then I planted one right on Elenore's mouth right in front of him.

Joe Biden

Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (w+Z9D)

189 DNC must be watching all his brain farts with increasing alarm. They were banking on his 'likability' to trounce Trump next year. hahaha.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (a0IVu)

190 167 Biden would rather climb a tree and tell you a lie than stand on the ground and tell you the truth.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (T42ki)

He should get together with Keef Richards, another geezer with tree climbing proclivities.

Well, maybe not. I sorta like Richards. Hanging around Biden might cause Keef to take up heroin again.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (d6Ksn)

191 Small tweak for authenticity."

You don't have some froze up for ready use?

That's just not... kosher.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (6qErC)

192 This has probably been mentioned, but I found it
interesting that Trump was complimenting Barr in a tweet for not
prosecuting Comey.



One could take that as a sign that there might be a plan in place
for future indictments for bigger game and Trump is signalling that
fact.

Posted by: Biergood at August 30, 2019 12:28 PM (uGKH7)

Couple of possibilities...
1) Barr has told Trump that "bigger fish" are gonna fry and to keep his powder dry
2) This is yet again Lucy teeing-up the football for Charles Brown
Until I start seeing some high-level former Intel and LE officials from the previous administration getting the Roger Stone 5AM no-knock raid + perp-walk w/leg-irons treatment, I'm going to continue to assume it's Door Number 2.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (DU2N9)

193 161 146 but maybe to the liberal brain, actual possession of stories doesn't matter. They know someone did something and they're just sharing that story.
Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

But it feels true. And it could be true. Therefore, it IS true.

____

or maybe like some commie thing where possession is theft and you didn't live that story morph into communal story telling.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (JziUy)

194 So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?


Register? You must live in one of them old fashioned states that haven't gotten #Woke and adopted an open primary system.
Posted by: Hands

...............

I'm definitely taking a Dem ballot for the primaries next year.. oh yeah!

Not sure who I will be voting for, though..

I'm hoping Rush Limbaugh organizes an Operation Chaos II

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (438dO)

195 141 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac


Hi Insom!

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*pins*
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Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)

196 186 The worksheet, titled 'Diversity Inventory,' asked students to share their race, sexuality, socioeconomic status, and religious beliefs. Bartus shared a photo of the assignment on Facebook.

"When some kids were kind of hesitant to do it she said, 'Hey, it's OK because I used to be a Catholic and now I'm an atheist and I'm bi-sexual.' So, needless to say, my son was a little shocked that this was happening in what's supposed to be an English class," Bartus said.

Bartus demanded her son be removed from the class. She says she emailed the principal twice before she heard anything back.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 30, 2019 12:35 PM (9BmSv)


"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's."

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (sm6Pk)

197 175 So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?

Let's just say along with Bugs Bunny "mmmm could beeeeeee"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019


*
*

"So long, Screwy -- see ya in St. Louie!"

Posted by: Bugs Bunny, on a roll at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (ClOmq)

198 They are out trying to do damage control. It's fun to watch. Biden is a time bomb. He'll give them more material next week.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (8ts9m)

199 you know biden never was going to win the nomination, he knew this and if he did not then everyone around him did.

my guess is that his entire run was designed not so much to win the nomination but to lay the groundwork for his incompetence claim during the treason trial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (HALdu)

200 Potato salad? That might explain why he had his brain surgery at the Mayo Clinic.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (mvenn)

201 He said the Biden fantasy tale isn't like Hillary claiming she was under mortar and sniper fire in the Balkans. He said Joe really was in a combat zone, in Afghanistan, when he awarded medals to some troops!

!!!!!
Posted by: Gref


That's the only part that's correct.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (Xr3y2)

202

Over 100 so can we PLEASE get back to discussing France Nuyen and her ginourmous I Spy Girls... priorities people!

Posted by: Seeing Eye Minkey at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (UFLLM)

203 Mashed potatoes!

Posted by: Joe Biden - my brain is NOT potato salad at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

204 They can't let Biden do a Town Hall.

He's way too pugnacious and confrontational.
Posted by: garrett

I avoid those, because the incessant liberal lies boils my blood.

But I'd watch one with Joe. No way in hell he could go an hour, scripted or not, without epically screwing the pooch.

Posted by: Biergood at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (uGKH7)

205 He's way too pugnacious and confrontational."

Would that be before or after he trips over his own shoelaces and yells at a dead mic.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (6qErC)

206 >>He'll give them more material next week.


The day is young.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (T42ki)

207 Now "Far Left Fox" headline

Impeachment fever rises as Dems face summer-recess pressure to go after Trump

They quote 2 States that are ultra left, CA, NJ, and one left leaning district in PA.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 12:37 PM (mpXpK)

208 195 141 Helloooooooo nurse!

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Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)

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Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

209 http://bit.ly/2Zn0FTM
*******
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)

210 Boobs and blues.

https://youtu.be/5ElJFXNnLMA?list=RD5ElJFXNnLMA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

211 Joe Biden's brain is more brain plaques than actual brain at this point.

And his IQ was only 90 at the high point, to begin with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (EcqY2)

212 Biden talking about bogus war stories is like listening to Uncle BS routines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrfDTQNanuM

Posted by: exdem13 at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (W+kMI)

213 Hi Insom!

*Flying POUNCE*

*roll*
*pins*
*smooches!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)
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Your technique...your technique has something that I cannot quite put a claw on...

Posted by: Speaker to Animals at August 30, 2019 12:38 PM (iB1oa)

214 Stern LoL. Attacked by whirling dervishes holed up in Bridget Bardots apartment.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (t5/Wo)

215 "Potato salad? That might explain why he had his brain surgery at the Mayo Clinic."

ugh ... I must ard-ently denounce such ugh-triggering punditry.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

216 Fat Girl : Joe Biden

Dude : Honesty

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (T42ki)

217 my guess is that his entire run was designed not so much to win the nomination but to lay the groundwork for his incompetence claim during the treason trial.

Posted by: yankeefifth


I think he was intended as a foil for the eventual nominee, intended to show how sclerotic and bankrupt the "old guys" were. Only problem is, the rest are so batshit they make Biden look good by comparison...

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, lulling TJM into a false sense of security at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (AM1GF)

218 Until I start seeing some high-level former Intel and LE officials from the previous administration getting the Roger Stone 5AM no-knock raid + perp-walk w/leg-irons treatment, I'm going to continue to assume it's Door Number 2.
Posted by: DocJ


But they're going after a third string water boy. Isn't that enough?

I was specifically told yesterday that that should be plenty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (Xr3y2)

219

He just gets pissed off, then animated, then... I thought he might just haul off and whip his ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


That was awesome, thanks!

https://youtu.be/-zHoDANH-R8?t=265

Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (w+Z9D)

220 202

Over 100 so can we PLEASE get back to discussing France Nuyen and her ginourmous I Spy Girls... priorities people!
Posted by: Seeing Eye Minkey at August 30, 2019


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I'm all for that! (France really wasn't very busty, but she had legs that, as we say today, went on forever)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (ClOmq)

221

If commies can believe the gulags never happened then the Dems can believe gaffes never happened.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (aKsyK)

222 Hey, remember when the media and Democrats mocked George W. Bush for not knowing the leader of Uzbekistan or some place like that?

Posted by: Paul at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (PMxE5)

223 "So, who else wants to register as a dem and vote in the primary and make sure Biden wins?"

In SC, we do not register our party affiliation. I plan to vote for Biden in the Dem primary.

Posted by: JAS at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (dT9VH)

224

Insom, one of these days she's gonna pull a Hail Mary play, and you are gonna wake up with a ring on it...

Posted by: Cabeza Fromage at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (UFLLM)

225 yeah, the thing about the barr/comey thing is that if they were going to go after even bigger fish and bigger charges it does make sense to let this slide for now. or at least that is what I tell myself when I implore myself to leave the second half of the bottle for tomorrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (HALdu)

226 "Potato salad? That might explain why he had his brain surgery at the Mayo Clinic."


By Col Mustard.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (Xr3y2)

227



Joe Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character in the Hot Shots movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (IuCSU)

228 Not knowing how diminished they are is one of God's graces upon those suffering dementia.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (zNIcM)

229 Biden and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's dummy Walter look like twins. Biden seems like the type to have someone's hand up his ass feeding him lines. Walter seems a lot smarter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (C1Lsn)

230 185 They can't let Biden do a Town Hall.

He's way too pugnacious and confrontational.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (T42ki)

Those characteristics may be exactly why the Dem power brokers are pushing Biden. They see it necessary to fight-back hard against Trump in debates and in the daily sound-bite war.

But putting a woman in that role didn't work out in 2016, and everybody will laugh and/or cringe if Buttedge, Beto, or Spartacus try to do it. Bernie might be able to pull it off, but his policies will turn-off too many swing state voters.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (TKxWf)

231 213 Hi Insom!

*Flying POUNCE*

*roll*
*pins*
*smooches!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)
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Your technique...your technique has something that I cannot quite put a claw on...
Posted by: Speaker to Animals at August 30, 2019


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That's because your females aren't sentient.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (ClOmq)

232 Biden: He is to mock.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 Scoopski patatoes!

Posted by: Joe "Gatto" Biden at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (Izzlo)

234 Hey, remember when the media and Democrats mocked George W. Bush for not knowing the leader of Uzbekistan or some place like that?
Posted by: Paul at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (PMxE5)
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Good tines, good times.

Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (iB1oa)

235 Joe Biden sounds like one of those software programs that try to write an intelligible story

Or one of those stories that are written by kids where they pass around a sheet of paper and each write one sentence.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (RKQ/v)

236 I think he was intended as a foil for the eventual nominee, intended to show how sclerotic and bankrupt the "old guys" were. Only problem is, the rest are so batshit they make Biden look good by comparison...
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, lulling TJM into a false sense of security at A



that is more or less my other "highlander" theory, they brought him in so that whoever knocks him off gets his highlander energy. hew was never supposed to win, merely give someone else hes energy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (HALdu)

237 Twice baked potatoes!

Posted by: Joe Biden - my brain is NOT potato salad at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

238 yeah, the thing about the barr/comey thing is that if they were going to go after even bigger fish and bigger charges it does make sense to let this slide for now.

Posted by: yankeefifth


Usually, they arrest, charge, THEN flip them while going after bigger fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (Xr3y2)

239 "My word as a Biden, poor people can make potato salad darned near as well as white people." /Joe B.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (mvenn)

240 This has probably been suggested, but I ain't reading back through 200 posts to find out.

We should all re-register as Democrats just so that we can vote for Biden in the primaries. He MUST be the nominee. Got to.

Anyone who can get the word to Rush, let him know to help publicize this.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (xptlg)

241


Lookit, as the vetrin of a lot of foreign conflict in a lot of DAYNnjrus areas across the globe, I can say for a fact, FOR A FACT, that I have never met a more finer invijul than Amelia Earhart. What a woman, persisted, persisted over all the men, like me, in her life that told her she couldn't do sumthin.

I also want to thank my close friend Ghandi, we had so many good times together, fighting...well, he didn't really fight. We were good friends.

Also want to thank my military guys, guys who kept me outta harms way in Korea.

Col Maxwell Klinger
Cap Hawkeye Pierce
Trapper John MD
Bill Bixby
Rev. Maj. Col Stone Rockgroin
Adj General Bill "Hammer" Bonesteel
Larry Linville
Maj Gen. Spark Anderson
Bill Bixby
Maude
SSGT Chesty McChesterson
Gunny Flint McCrevasse
Bill Bixby

You know, I used to love those game shows.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (z8c2c)

242 So far he's pretended to be a coal miner and a war hero. Honestly, what's next for Forest Gump Biden?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (8ts9m)

243 The worksheet, titled 'Diversity Inventory,' asked students to share their race, sexuality, socioeconomic status, and religious beliefs. Bartus shared a photo of the assignment on Facebook.

"When some kids were kind of hesitant to do it she said, 'Hey, it's OK because I used to be a Catholic and now I'm an atheist and I'm bi-sexual.' So, needless to say, my son was a little shocked that this was happening in what's supposed to be an English class," Bartus said.

Bartus demanded her son be removed from the class. She says she emailed the principal twice before she heard anything back.

The path of least resistance is to identify as a gender fluid dragon kin and just smirk at them while they are afraid to challenge.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (2DEMZ)

244
Do not be appropriating Ron White's "They call me 'Tater Salad" schtick for this chucklehead.

Ron is funny; Joe is an idiot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

245 I'm all for that! (France really wasn't very busty, but she had legs that, as we say today, went on forever)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Guess it's relative. Pics of her in the pool sans toppage, and various low cut dresses, well, she is very curvy v. the asian ladies I've, er, anyway...

Plus legs and 60's out-in-out curves, ya, my raycis Yellow Fever has flared up...

Posted by: Cabeza Fromage at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (UFLLM)

246 Usually, they arrest, charge, THEN flip them while going after bigger fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at A



agreed, however, there is nothing usual about the scale and scope of this treason

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (HALdu)

247 I just can't take Mark Steyn's voice.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (O8WFE)

248 We should all re-register as Democrats just so that we can vote for Biden in the primaries. He MUST be the nominee. Got to.

Anyone who can get the word to Rush, let him know to help publicize this.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (xptlg)

Texas has open primaries. So do some other states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

249 Joe Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character in the Hot Shots movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (IuCSU)
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"My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Hirn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (iB1oa)

250 I don't think this is nearly as bad as his bullshit story about giving a medal to a war hero in Afghanistan.
I don't think that was dementia. I think that was typical politician lies, just like Hillary saying she was shot at by snipers.

These people are so used to lying to get votes that they don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (+lVUW)

251 Joe Biden aside for the moment, can potato salad rightfully be categorized as 'salad'? Isn't it more of a cold casserole?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (mvenn)

252

Joe Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character in the Hot Shots movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (IuCSU)


YES!

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (Fs5vw)

253 "Work"?

You're doing it wrong. Throw s... together, simmer. For hours and hours.

Then good.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:30 PM (6qErC)


eh?

A lot of prep. Cut up all of the meat, peel shrimp, sausage, prep veggies, herbs.

eh?

Browning meats...

Sauteing the "mirepoix" etc.

Getting out all of the spices and measuring them out.

eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (vEIlU)

254 But putting a woman in that role didn't work out in 2016, and everybody will laugh and/or cringe if Buttedge, Beto, or Spartacus try to do it. Bernie might be able to pull it off, but his policies will turn-off too many swing state voters.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 12:42 PM (TKxWf)



It's not a man/woman thing it's the quality of the delivery.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (zNIcM)

255 stand up joe oh god love ya

Posted by: micky at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (T31l8)

256


"He's way too pugnacious and confrontational. "

He made that GREAT AMERICAN Paul Ryan, who was a big Ayn Rand guy, and an accountant, he wore a pencil behind his ear, and who was part of an America that we need to be part of, as a nation...made him look like an idiot.

Because he is an idiot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (z8c2c)

257 And didn't the Dems take away that Super-Delegate system in the wake of Hillary v. Sanders?

Perhaps we could really get this Biden character by using their own rules against them. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (xptlg)

258 Also want to thank my military guys, guys who kept me outta harms way in Korea.

Col Maxwell Klinger
Cap Hawkeye Pierce
Trapper John MD
Bill Bixby
Rev. Maj. Col Stone Rockgroin
Adj General Bill "Hammer" Bonesteel
Larry Linville
Maj Gen. Spark Anderson
Bill Bixby
Maude
SSGT Chesty McChesterson
Gunny Flint McCrevasse
Bill Bixby

You know, I used to love those game shows.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at August 30, 2019


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Why'd you leave out Col. Flagg? He'll be insulted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (ClOmq)

259
Until I start seeing some high-level former Intel and LE officials from
the previous administration getting the Roger Stone 5AM no-knock raid +
perp-walk w/leg-irons treatment, I'm going to continue to assume it's
Door Number 2.

Posted by: DocJ





But they're going after a third string water boy. Isn't that enough?



I was specifically told yesterday that that should be plenty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (Xr3y2)

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they aren't going after anyone that isn't connected to Trump.

if you haven't figured that out yet, you're not paying attention.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (6E6gM)

260 Anyone have the address or web site where I can donate to biden. GO JOE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2019 12:47 PM (p0A33)

261


"I just can't take Mark Steyn's voice. "

Yeah...ditto. Hard to listen to...high pitched and whiny...

He's like a British Canadian Vermontian Elizabeth Warren...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:47 PM (z8c2c)

262 Joe Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character in the Hot Shots movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:41 PM (IuCSU)
.........

and Izzy Mandelbaum on Seinfeld.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

263 wait until he starts bending spoons

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (HALdu)

264

Fauxcahontas rising.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (vEIlU)

265 260 Anyone have the address or web site where I can donate to biden. GO JOE
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2019 12:47 PM (p0A33)

www.joebidenisanidiot.us

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)

266 I love potatoes. And paste. And parades.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (vtcmf)

267 >>Izzy Mandelbaum on Seinfeld.


MANDELBAUM!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (T42ki)

268



Joey Biden: Do you remember Valley Forge. Of course you do, they had a great football that one year. Any way I'm there and I told President Nixon, look man, if you think we're going to sit here all summer you 're nuts. So I told him we have to attack the Iraqis now. Long story short they used my battle plan and that's how we won the Battle of Saipan. True story. And afterwards, I wrote a little speech called the Gettysburg Address. Now I never got credit for it, but I did write it. Swear. My word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (ekmlY)

269
251 Joe Biden aside for the moment, can potato salad rightfully be categorized as 'salad'? Isn't it more of a cold casserole?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 12:45 PM (mvenn)


You neglected to add, "Fight me!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

270 Wait, I thought Margaret Thatcher was the Prime Minister. So confused ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (WqPYg)

271


"Why'd you leave out Col. Flagg? He'll be insulted."

Damn tough invijul, tough bastard of a man.

He litrally took a surface to air missle, a sidewinder, right in the side of his head. Damned lucky he was wearing a helmet. Shrugged it off, that'll tell you what kinda man he is.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:48 PM (z8c2c)

272 And the MSM listen's to Biden's bullshit and shrugs.

Has Wacky Joe told the story about the time he was alongside Wonder Woman when she climbed out of that trench and ventured into no man's land?
She wanted him to sniff her hair but he insisted there were more important things to do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

273 Colonel Flagg a great American.If only he had bumped off that annoying commie Hawkeye Pierce.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (l9mVC)

274 The worksheet, titled 'Diversity Inventory,' asked students to share their race, sexuality, socioeconomic status, and religious beliefs. Bartus shared a photo of the assignment on Facebook.

"When some kids were kind of hesitant to do it she said, 'Hey, it's OK because I used to be a Catholic and now I'm an atheist and I'm bi-sexual.' So, needless to say, my son was a little shocked that this was happening in what's supposed to be an English class," Bartus said.

Bartus demanded her son be removed from the class. She says she emailed the principal twice before she heard anything back.

The path of least resistance is to identify as a gender fluid dragon kin and just smirk at them while they are afraid to challenge.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

My kids picture back with their AR would cause issues

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (B7KlG)

275

The problem with Buttifool is he has failed his own city/state. He will not be able to hide this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

276 Usually, they arrest, charge, THEN flip them while going after bigger fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (Xr3y2)

Comey is the big fish. And doing something stupidly now isn't justified just because things have been done stupidly so many times in the past.

Before too long, it will become obvious that the targeting and prosecution of General Flynn was a huge mistake by the other side. Mistake meaning that it's going to end up doing them far more long term harm than the short term good they may have gotten for it. It was a bad trade on their part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

277 243
The path of least resistance is to identify as a gender fluid dragon
kin ...


... whose preferred pronoun is "not craw, CRAW!!!"

Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (sGtp+)

278
All Iraq is divided into three parts. Julius Caesar stole that from me - true story!

-- Josephus Bidenensis

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (pNxlR)

279

I'm waiting for Joey to forget his wife's name. That'll it do it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)

280 When getting sworn in, Insane Joe puts his hand on his ballsack and swears as a Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

281 someone really needs to stick a photo of Biden on the Wikipedia entry for 'Dunning-Kruger effect'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (RKQ/v)

282 245 I'm all for that! (France really wasn't very busty, but she had legs that, as we say today, went on forever)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Guess it's relative. Pics of her in the pool sans toppage, and various low cut dresses, well, she is very curvy v. the asian ladies I've, er, anyway...

Plus legs and 60's out-in-out curves, ya, my raycis Yellow Fever has flared up...
Posted by: Cabeza Fromage at August 30, 2019


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You might be right about France Nuyen. "Busty" is not the first word that comes to my mind about her, but she might have just been more understated about it back then.

Lovely Asian lady? How about the Korean woman who was in Lost? I consider hers to be one of the loveliest faces on the planet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (ClOmq)

283

Maybe it was a promise to McCain. The old fart asking the old fart to not fail him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (vEIlU)

284 Back in Scranton, I was quite the star on the old gridiron. I was even called for advice by major universities. Hell, I taught Coach Sandusky a lot of moves.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (C1Lsn)

285 Getting out all of the spices and measuring them out.



eh?



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (vEIlU)

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people *measure* spices?

who knew...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (6E6gM)

286 Sidebar or Saturday Link recommendation, a story that makes me want to bring on SMOD more than anything I've ever read. Ever.

A furry freezes his hands off so he can get paws. https://bit.ly/2LhsIu2

Posted by: motionview at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (pYQR/)

287 The problem with Buttifool is he has failed his own city/state. He will not be able to hide this. "

Notice how he's vanished? He started off with this push of "Hey all you Christians, vote for him! He'll show you idiots how Christianity is really all about abortions and buttfuckery!!!"

and when that didn't work out as planned, he just kind of faded away, bit by bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

288 Joe's only hope now is to announce he's selecting Maxine Waters as his VP running mate.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (WqPYg)

289
Twice baked potatoes!
Posted by: Joe Biden - my brain is NOT potato salad


Third time's the charm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (aKsyK)

290 I saw Fauxcahontas Rising open for The Song of Liwatha at the Tallequa Amphitheater.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (JFO2v)

291 Good grief, I need the laughs we're getting from Joey B. That, or kitten videos.

Florida, GA, and SC morons, PLEASE pay attention to Dorian. Joe Bastardi says it could be another, worse, Matthew, by hugging the coast of FL and aiming for GA and SC.

Anyhow, this has been a D'oh public service announcement. Now, back to our regular programming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

292 >>The path of least resistance is to identify as a gender fluid dragon kin and just smirk at them while they are afraid to challenge.


Is it any wonder then that this "Bronze Age Pervert" dude has a very popular following among young men?



https://amgreatness.com/2019/08/21/

are-the-kids-altright/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

293 238 yeah, the thing about the barr/comey thing is that if they were going to go after even bigger fish and bigger charges it does make sense to let this slide for now.

Posted by: yankeefifth


Usually, they arrest, charge, THEN flip them while going after bigger fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 12:43 PM (Xr3y2)


Yeah. Barr is just stalling for the inevitable no-intent conclusion for ALL of this. Will probably wait until after the election.

Barr is deep-state. He's one of them.

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)

294 I'm surprised Biden didn't refer to him as British Prime Minister Lyndon Johnson. He would have remembered sniffing Luci Baines Johnson's hair one time.

Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (ZqRa6)

295 Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime
His sister had another one
She trade it for the lime

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (kRCmK)

296 Just a heads up for morons. I clicked on one of the ads on the home page and it took to me a site that tried to download malware. Was blocked by my antivirus.

Putting my shields back up in Brave now.

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (786Ro)

297 Steyn is the best!

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (RuIsu)

298 287 The problem with Buttifool is he has failed his own city/state. He will not be able to hide this. "

Notice how he's vanished? He started off with this push of "Hey all you Christians, vote for him! He'll show you idiots how Christianity is really all about abortions and buttfuckery!!!"

and when that didn't work out as planned, he just kind of faded away, bit by bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)


Running on Abortion never works, because they ALREADY HAVE the Abortion-Uber-Alles types to begin with.

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (sm6Pk)

299 Cabeza, I did a quick image search of Miss Nuyen. Busty indeed. Understated about it, classy, but noticeable. I guess her roles in Star Trek and Man from U.N.C.L.E. didn't emphasize that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (ClOmq)

300 280 When getting sworn in, Insane Joe puts his hand on his ballsack and swears as a Biden.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (Uu+Jp)


Apparently the Romans used to do just that, which some have asserted is the etymology of the expression "testify."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (iVoAP)

301 Buttigig and his husband kissing on the cover of Drudge helped.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (zNIcM)

302 288 Joe's only hope now is to announce he's selecting Maxine Waters as his VP running mate.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (WqPYg)

I do understand a word that woman is saying and who is FOADDY FI? But vote for me.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (JFO2v)

303 That Mark Steyn thing was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (nRWPy)

304


Joey Biden: You remember when I was vice-president and the president was....what's his name...the black kid who was gay. Man was he gay. I mean he was gayer than a Liberace pajama party. And did you see the way he threw a baseball. What a fruit. Nice kid though, whatever his name was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (ekmlY)

305 people *measure* spices?

who knew...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 12:51 PM (6E6gM)



people do Chef's do. Even if in their hand.

When I create recipes, I note the measurements. Always. Until I get it right.

Time to make the rice!

A lot of work, but worth it!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (vEIlU)

306 Cut up all of the meat, peel shrimp, sausage, prep veggies, herbs."

You need a bigger knife...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (6qErC)

307 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

308 when that didn't work out as planned, he just kind of faded away, bit by bit.

Yeah he was big time for a bit, the great white hope after Beto flamed out, but he's sinking rapidly. There's literally nothing to him other than being a homosexual who claims to be Christian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

309 I was standing there on the tarmac, at Lakehurst New Jersey, I'll never forget the horror. I was immediately reminded of my 2020 campaign.

Wait...I think maybe I wasn't there. But, that's what I am reminded of.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (xSo9G)

310 279




I'm waiting for Joey to forget his wife's name. That'll it do it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)

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"At least he'll never accidentally call her Reggie." -- Moochelle Obama

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (WqPYg)

311 136
Biden looks old, sounds old and can't remember where he is. No amount of spray tan and Botox is going to cover that up.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 12:29 PM (8ts9m)


Saw one picture of "Word of Biden" where he was caught in a stiff breeze. His suit coat was all stiff and padded up so he looked normal up top, but the wind plastered his suit pants to his legs. Dude has skipped many leg days.Dude is a sack of bones shot up with botox and hairplugs, with skin pulled tight over his face. I haven't seen him moving around, only still pics. Does he shuffle around like Hillary. It will be funny when he has to take a pee break like Chlamydia Thundershart in a debate and he gets lost on the way back tot he stage.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (ymnmz)

312 There we were, knee deep in grenade pins and Hunter's cocaine vials...

Posted by: Joe Biden in the Sandbox at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (0mskG)

313 I'm pretty sure the reason they're pushing Biden is they think he won the debate against Ryan on the merits.

Not because he was a braying jackass and Ryan is too much of a pussy to call him out.

But Trump won't sit there and take it.
No, he won't get angry--that's what the left is hoping--he'll just calmly and quietly mock him with a dagger just below the fourth rib.

Remember, "such a nasty woman?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (k81AA)

314
He's peaked too soon. I was hoping he'd at least make it to 2020.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man

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He can. Yesterday CNN's talking heads were giving him a pass on this. Honest confusion vs Trump's vicious, malicious, racist, deliberate, incessant LIES.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (13CQC)

315 Johnson's a tough name to remember.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (CrNzI)

316 297
Steyn is the best!

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (RuIsu)

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Agreed. Hope whenever El Rushbo retires that Steyn replaces him permanently.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (WqPYg)

317 Florida, GA, and SC morons, PLEASE pay attention to Dorian. Joe Bastardi says it could be another, worse, Matthew, by hugging the coast of FL and aiming for GA and SC.

Anyhow, this has been a D'oh public service announcement. Now, back to our regular programming.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019


*
*

Let me add to Jane's PSA: Lousy-ana may be in Dorian's sights if it clears the Florida peninsula and makes it into the Gulf. I'm watching it, and if you are in AL, MS, or LA, you should be too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (ClOmq)

318 307 I believe Steyn is originally from Great Britain and emigrated to Canada.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (t5/Wo)

319 WaPo Whopper of the Day!

Starbucks has killed more people than Hitler, Stalin and Mao!

The Washington Post@washingtonpost
Pumpkin spice wars: The violent history behind your favorite Starbucks latte

P[umpkin] S[pice] L[atte] is back, and so is its connection to a centuries old genocide

Spoiler alert: Dutch traders v. Banda Island natives for nutmeg in the 17th century.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

320 A lot of people remember my Johnson.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (CrNzI)

321 My husband is doing a low country boil for his employees for lunch, as a Labor Day celebration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

322 304


Joey Biden: You remember when I was vice-president and the president was....what's his name...the black kid who was gay. Man was he gay. I mean he was gayer than a Liberace pajama party. And did you see the way he threw a baseball. What a fruit. Nice kid though, whatever his name was
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:53 PM (ekmlY)

And he wears mom jeans, boy are those sexy.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (JFO2v)

323 Has anybody seen General Eisenhower? He was here a minute ago.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

324 37 was steyn streaming or was he repeating something he had said or written earlier?
Posted by: yankeefifth

He was speaking it into the camera, no notes. I was impressed when I saw it last night.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (kfcYC)

325 If Biden's the Dem nominee, at multiple times in the first debate, Trump ii guaranteed to have the opportunity to say, "Joe, that's not what you claimed back in (fill in the blank). You said (fill in the blank). What's the (real story or your real policy plan)?"

Captain Queeg performances will be sure to happen after a couple of those Trump challenges. It might be all over after the first debate.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (TKxWf)

326 Saw one picture of "Word of Biden" where he was caught in a stiff breeze. His suit coat was all stiff and padded up so he looked normal up top, but the wind plastered his suit pants to his legs. Dude has skipped many leg days.Dude is a sack of bones shot up with botox and hairplugs, with skin pulled tight over his face. I haven't seen him moving around, only still pics. Does he shuffle around like Hillary. It will be funny when he has to take a pee break like Chlamydia Thundershart in a debate and he gets lost on the way back tot he stage.


I picture him walking like Tim Conway's old man.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

327 Before too long, it will become obvious that the
targeting and prosecution of General Flynn was a huge mistake by the
other side. Mistake meaning that it's going to end up doing them far
more long term harm than the short term good they may have gotten for
it. It was a bad trade on their part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

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it must be nice to still have dreams.

i'm stuck here in reality.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (6E6gM)

328 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)
A lib can suck the joy out of anything. Their pleasure is in making other people miserable.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (CrNzI)

329 Biden looks old, sounds old and can't remember where he is. No amount of spray tan and Botox is going to cover that up.

Posted by: Marcus T
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Hair plugs, you forgot the hair plugs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 12:57 PM (xSo9G)

330 Johnson's a tough name to remember.
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM


This.

Posted by: John Thomas at August 30, 2019 12:57 PM (DMUuz)

331 Lovely Asian lady? How about the Korean woman who was in Lost? I consider hers to be one of the loveliest faces on the planet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (ClOmq)


I don't remember her from Lost. I only watched the first season and a half, though.

The best looking oriental lady, to my mind, was Ming Na Wen, at her prime. She didn't age well, but she was smoking hot when she was young. Gorgeous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 12:57 PM (EcqY2)

332
I would be happy to inspect Robert Culp's private photo albums to determine the truth of the matter.

Korean woman who was in Lost?

Never watched Lost. Who she?

Posted by: Cabeza Fromage at August 30, 2019 12:57 PM (UFLLM)

333 Biden will be addressing a crowd of a dozen or so and forget where he is, thinking he is leading them into battle at the Somme.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

334
The most embarrassing part for Slow Joe these days is when he escapes from his handlers and starts digging for "acorns that I buried around here, somewhere."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

335 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

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He is, but his folks are Brits, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (2JpPM)

336 Biden: Why just the other day I was talking to some black fella about a shoe shine. He's supposedly the best in the business...

Aide: Mr. Vice President that was President Obama you were talking to.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (j3npP)

337 Let me add to Jane's PSA: Lousy-ana may be in
Dorian's sights if it clears the Florida peninsula and makes it into the
Gulf. I'm watching it, and if you are in AL, MS, or LA, you should be
too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:55 PM (ClOmq)


I have a group of girlfriends here who aren't paying the slightest bit of attention to Dorian. The head airhead is texting everyone about getting together for dinner NEXT WEEK. I just texted back, begging them to PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMNED STORM. Yeesh. The head airhead is also proud of being oblivious about politics and what is going on in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

338 Before too long, it will become obvious that the

targeting and prosecution of General Flynn was a huge mistake by the

other side. Mistake meaning that it's going to end up doing them far

more long term harm than the short term good they may have gotten for

it. It was a bad trade on their part.



Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3 J)


I agree



Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (nRWPy)

339 A former Canadia PM Tweeted that he hoped the hurricane hit Mar a Lago

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (l9mVC)

340 I'm waiting for Joey to forget his wife's name. That'll it do it.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)

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"At least he'll never accidentally call her Reggie." -- Moochelle Obama


Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (WqPYg)

I bet if you could get Joe to talk about his wedding night with Dr. Jill his campaign would literally explode to smithereens over night."Hoooooo doggies that girl can go all night long....let me tell you."



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

341 It was a bad trade on their part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)
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it must be nice to still have dreams.
i'm stuck here in reality.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 12:56 PM (6E6gM)
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I'm waiting

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 12:58 PM (zNIcM)

342 Imagine being Biden's campaign manager...

"Oh, man, I'm never going to work again."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (xSo9G)

343 Yunjin Kim, from Lost: https://tinyurl.com/y2wwgxtm

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (ClOmq)

344 there were roughly a dozen young people that showed up during Joe Biden's Thursday visit to a historically black college in South Carolina.

That is 12 for people that went to public schools.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (JFO2v)

345 Anyhow, this has been a D'oh public service announcement. Now, back to our regular programming."

It's a weird mix. The EGIR track still has it crossing FL from Lauderdale to Sarasota, then N towards Panama City, while the NAM and a few others have shifted it to track up the coast. FWIW, the GFS (the most correct so far, not a predictor of future) has it ashore at Juno, then arcing N over Tampa, then back across and out to the Atlantic over SE Georgia.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)

346



Joey Biden: People say, Joe what are going to do about the economy. I say do you remember a little thing called the Great Depression? Well that's my economic plan... No wait..that wasn't it...or was it..what was the one that was good? That's the one I'm doing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (ekmlY)

347 Hey, remember when the media and Democrats mocked George W. Bush for not knowing the leader of Uzbekistan or some place like that?
Posted by: Paul at August 30, 2019 12:40 PM (PMxE5)
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And that was when he was just a governor running for President. Not really expected to know all the world leaders.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (2DOZq)

348 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

He's Canadian but educated in England.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (nRWPy)

349 his tough guy act is so phony

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (tU1YH)

350 @RudyGuliani

IG report on Comey shows that the Mueller investigation was an attempt to remove the President of the US based on a contrived, false charge? With what I know about Ukraine and elsewhere, I am sure that this happened and went higher and lower than Comey. Prosecutions will happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

351 If you ever want to see Steyn actually righteously, incandescently angry, watch him go off and burn Simon Schama down to the waterline in that Munk debate from awhile back. 

He just gets pissed off, then animated, then... I thought he might just haul off and whip his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 12:34 PM (2JpPM)

No shit, I was physically at that debate. Even the crowd, IN TORONTO, loved Farage and Steyn. Scharma looked like the smug tosser he is, and his insane jokes about women were regarded as outright sociopathy. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (HOhHO)

352 has it ashore at Juno, then arcing N over Tampa, then back across and out to the Atlantic over SE Georgia.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)


All the bases.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (zNIcM)

353 281
someone really needs to stick a photo of Biden on the Wikipedia entry for 'Dunning-Kruger effect'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 30, 2019 12:50 PM (RKQ/v)

many Millenials I've worked with fall under that diagnosis.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (Zv1X1)

354 Steyn is right. These goofs are classic Joe. They have nothing to do with his age. The media has just been able (and willing) to cover for him before.

Imagine the surprise of millions of Democrats just now learning that their Beloved and Solid regular guy Biden is a complete goof.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (BJKQV)

355 127 There is a deliciously tone deaf CNN article that blames all the Biden gaffes on...Trump, because of course. And says in our current era where truth is dead, better honest gaffes like a Biden over the maliciously false untruths of Trump.

Yes, they tried to square this circle. No wonder they are bleeding viewers.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2019 12:25 PM (UvJJq)

CNN apparently does not grasp that the function of a news outlet is to report what has changed. But they constantly "report" the same crap, so there's no point in going to CNN; everyone knows perfectly well what they'll find there, every day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Hannity's monologues are like that, but I watch him every night anyway. When I realize he's going through one of his lists of outrages I skip ahead until I see a different face on the screen. Like Sara or Solomon or Fitton when I may hear something new and interesting.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (kfcYC)

356 A former Canadia PM Tweeted that he hoped the hurricane hit Mar a Lago
Posted by: steevy
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Broward county is festering canker of Democrats, but I still would not wish physical damage to the people.

Conservatives and 'Liberals' are different like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (xSo9G)

357 >>Buttigig and his husband kissing on the cover of Drudge helped.


Muskrat love

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

358 Yeah. Barr is just stalling for the inevitable
no-intent conclusion for ALL of this. Will probably wait until after
the election.



Barr is deep-state. He's one of them.

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)

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"oh look... that statue of limitations thing dern run out... nothing we can do now."

it's all kabuki theatre

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (6E6gM)

359
Another thing - Mark Steyn is an alumnus of the British private schools, and a big fan of music theatre, but he's straight.

He beat the odds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (2JpPM)

360 Be careful out there Morons/ettes in the path of this hurricane... It looks to be a monster.. Prayers it weakens, but be safe!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (O2RFr)

361 Beginning to think that the big story coming up will be Dear Old Uncle Joe being forced out of the race before the debates by us because we are so darn mean. They will frame it as vicious personal attacks on the man and we'll hear some reasoning for his dropping out of the race because family is more important or some other crap along that lines. Get ready for Warren Harris 2020

Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (VlLK5)

362 Imagine being Biden's campaign manager...

"Oh, man, I'm never going to work again."


"Good Lord, I can't believe he's in the lead."

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 01:02 PM (Ibwur)

363 Hope whenever El Rushbo retires that Steyn replaces him permanently.

Not looking forward to that day but totally agree. Been listening to Rush since '90. Steyn is probably the only one who would keep me tuned in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2019 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

364 Ace, you probably won't see this but thanks anyway for yesterday's piece on the physical growth of immigrants. It was excellent.

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 01:02 PM (WOQLs)

365



Joey Biden: People say, Joe how are you going to related to young people since you're in your seventies? I say you're only as young as you feel and have you seen how young those kids I feel up are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 01:02 PM (ekmlY)

366 He's Canadian but educated in England.

And lives in New Hampshire. He's tri-lingual.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 01:03 PM (Ibwur)

367 Liz II: We still matter, pinko clowns.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 30, 2019 12:33 PM (W+kMI)


"And that goes double for YOU, commie pinko clown son Chuckie.

And triple for that spawn of yours and his vile Yankee wife."

Posted by: Marybeth at August 30, 2019 01:03 PM (CmURZ)

368 Sometime during the campaign Joe will fall down a flight of stairs, but it will look exactly like Tim Conway's old man--in super slow motion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

369 -
--
@RudyGuliani



IG report on Comey shows that the Mueller investigation was an
attempt to remove the President of the US based on a contrived, false
charge? With what I know about Ukraine and elsewhere, I am sure that
this happened and went higher and lower than Comey. Prosecutions will
happen.

-----------------

Prosecutions? Would that it were so.

Posted by: irright at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (pMGkg)

370 Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)
******
NO NO NO !!! this is all Kabuki & nothing is gonna Happen/sarc

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (BqBId)

371 Best thing ever:

https://twitter.com/BMXMiKEWREX/status/1167267206461308928?s=09

This is who Trump really is.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (6qa8a)

372 Joey Biden: People say, Joe how are you going to related to young people since you're in your seventies? I say you're only as young as you feel and have you seen how young those kids I feel up are
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019


*
*

Charlie Harper: "You're only as old as the women you feel."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (ClOmq)

373 @RudyGuliani



IG report on Comey shows that the Mueller investigation was an
attempt to remove the President of the US based on a contrived, false
charge? With what I know about Ukraine and elsewhere, I am sure that
this happened and went higher and lower than Comey. Prosecutions will
happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

---
Atty General Steiner will come with the indictments.

next year.

in Jerusalem.

and you will get a pony for Christmas.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (6E6gM)

374
"I remember warning members of the Wilmington Chamber of Commerce back in '71, 'You let those dot-not-feather Indians in here and every 7-11 hereabouts will be in their hands inside of a decade - tops!' And darn, I called it right!"

-- The Memoirs and Coloring Book of J. R. Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (pNxlR)

375 many Millenials I've worked with fall under that diagnosis.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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The unconsciously incompetent.

"I'm really, really smart, so I must know what I am doing."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)

376 350 @RudyGuliani

IG report on Comey... Prosecutions will happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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From his lips

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (zNIcM)

377 I would agree that Biden might be senile but he has been "making it up as he goes along" for years. Can you really point to a change?


Biden reminds me of the character playing the admiral and then President in the Hot Shot movies (Lloyd Bridges?)

Posted by: JB1000 at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (0JkhZ)

378 nood Terminator female variety

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (TKxWf)

379 >>Prosecutions? Would that it were so.

What would Trump's personal attorney know.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

380 Dagny is correct. Steyn is Canadian but went to school in Great Britain. He dropped out of school at 16 to become a disc jockey and then became involved in writing politics etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (t5/Wo)

381 Barr is deep-state. He's one of them.

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)


Agreed. Barr will move to save the FBI and DOJ, not dismantle them.

Posted by: The White Devil at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (VLjz7)

382 @RudyGuliani


IG report on Comey shows that the Mueller investigation was an

attempt to remove the President of the US based on a contrived, false

charge? With what I know about Ukraine and elsewhere, I am sure that

this happened and went higher and lower than Comey. Prosecutions will

happen.

Spelled prostitution wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (Zv1X1)

383 and you will get a pony for Christmas."

BB Gun.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (6qErC)

384 Be careful out there Morons/ettes in the path of this hurricane... It looks to be a monster.. Prayers it weakens, but be safe!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (O2RFr)


If this hits S. FL, it will be stronger than Andrew, thirty years ago. My sister lived through that. No power for two weeks, and looters roaming her neighborhood in Coconut Grove.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

385 IG report on Comey... Prosecutions will happen.

Mein Führer...

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (Ibwur)

386 Posted by: The White Devil at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (VLjz7)
*****
"Hey everyone Scoggdog the 3 time banned poster is here again

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (BqBId)

387 Trump knows everything. His people still work for him. He's vetting this job as he would any other Atlantic City project.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (zNIcM)

388 University Will Lower Engineering Entry Standard For Women

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Diversity is more important than rather some bridge stays up!

https://bit.ly/2ZE2rv8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

389 307 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

Steyn is Canadian. Before that he was a Brit.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (kfcYC)

390 Atty General Steiner will come with the indictments.

next year.

in Jerusalem.

and you will get a pony for Christmas.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 01:04 PM (6E6gM)

Next Year in Jerusalem is as simple as getting off your ass and on a plane

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (p0A33)

391 "Hey everyone Scoggdog the 3 time banned poster is here again
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 01:06 PM (BqBId)


Take this doll, and show us where the bad nic touched you.

Posted by: The White Devil at August 30, 2019 01:07 PM (VLjz7)

392 Another thing - Mark Steyn is an alumnus of the British private schools, and a big fan of music theatre, but he's straight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 01:01 PM (2JpPM)

He's straight? I always assumed he was gay. I mean, he really knows his Broadway.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at August 30, 2019 01:07 PM (O6DoG)

393 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)


'Sounds like something I need to find on...youtube? Steyn's site?

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 01:07 PM (nRWPy)

394 nood Terminator female variety
Posted by: Gref
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Does this mean that society has made the leap to sexbots? Stay tuned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 01:07 PM (CDGwz)

395 Here's another true story. I was 12 years old when I heard about the death of Martin Luther King Jr. Great statesman. Guy got shot for selling cigarettes on a St. Louis street corner in 1983. By police. This is a true story as I stand in front of you. I went to comfort my mother because she was upset. Turns out she smoked the same brand he got killed for. Camelback Smokes they were. True story.


Came in packs of 47. I remember them like it was yesterday. Smelled like Pine Sol. And she told me I don't want you're damn comfort! He died! He DIED!!!! And she said now go put President Obama on the TV, Charlie. Because he's gonna speak and want to hear it. We all wanted to hear it. Then the Spaceship Discovery exploded and we lost Captain Picard too. 1995 was not a good year.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 01:08 PM (CrNzI)

396 Whoops, I meant where should I look for the Munk video? Damn clipboard

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 01:08 PM (nRWPy)

397 >>>LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (l9mVC)

Steevy, have you between away for a while?

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2019 01:09 PM (llxrS)

398 389 307 What kind of accent does Steyn have? I thought he was Canadian.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

Steyn is Canadian. Before that he was a Brit.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn

380 Dagny is correct. Steyn is Canadian but went to school in Great Britain. He dropped out of school at 16 to become a disc jockey and then became involved in writing politics etc.
Posted by: Jen the original

I stand corrected, but Steyn never struck me as the type of phony who would go to school in Britain for a few years and come back with a permanent accent.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 01:09 PM (kfcYC)

399 When Slow Joe drops out of the race, watch the MSM Double Down on President Trump's Mental Health I expect we'll start to see long discussions on signs of dementia manifested by the Donald I'm sure the MSM will then become an expert on dementia / Alzheimer's

Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 30, 2019 01:10 PM (VlLK5)

400 If this hits S. FL, it will be stronger than Andrew, thirty years ago. My sister lived through that. No power for two weeks, and looters roaming her neighborhood in Coconut Grove.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, Andrew was a mess. Just horrible. It exposed what a thin veneer civility truly is.

And Katrina amp'd up that exposure x 1,000.

We'll do fine on the SW FL Coast, even if Dorian (dopey name) crosses the state and gets us too.

Irma-and-Charley-battle-tested and ready over here.

Posted by: Marybeth at August 30, 2019 01:14 PM (CmURZ)

401 I stand corrected, but Steyn never struck me as the
type of phony who would go to school in Britain for a few years and come
back with a permanent accent.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 01:09 PM (kfcYC)

I went for a year and still have trouble spelling things without extra "U"s and tend to enunciate my ts and ds. I would think that it would be formative if you went earlier.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)

402 Whoops, I meant where should I look for the Munk video? Damn clipboard

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https://youtu.be/0z-eZIsLHAo?t=2191

Simon Schama digs a hole, then Steyn shoves him in it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 01:17 PM (2JpPM)

403 A former Canadia PM Tweeted that he hoped the hurricane hit Mar a Lago 
Posted by: steevy 

She. Come on, people!

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 01:18 PM (HOhHO)

404 398 Steyn is Canadian but went to school in Great Britain.
Posted by: Jen the original

I stand corrected, but Steyn never struck me as the type of phony who would go to school in Britain for a few years and come back with a permanent accent.



a shortage of maple syrup and poutine in certain critical phases of a child's development can affect the palate. in extreme cases, the effect on pronunciation is noticeable.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2019 01:18 PM (sGtp+)

405 I know this will be willowed, but, personally, I am enthusiastic about Joe Biden..I enthusiastically mock Biden, enthusiastically point and laugh at Biden and enthusiastically look forward to the latest stupidity of Joe Biden.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 01:20 PM (qC1Sy)

406 Now THIS is why there is a 25th Amendment. Perhaps it can be invoked preemptively.

Posted by: David Gillies at August 30, 2019 01:21 PM (Jipp3)

407 Sauteing the "mirepoix" etc.



Getting out all of the spices and measuring them out.



eh?



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 12:46 PM (vEIlU)


There are no carrots in jambalaya.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 30, 2019 01:22 PM (wEAiE)

408 Excuse me but who in tarnation starts jambalaya with a roux? Etouffe, maybe. Shrimp creole even. But not jambalaya.

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 01:28 PM (WOQLs)

409 There are no carrots in jambalaya.

Cajun mirepoix is different, its onions, celery, and bell pepper.

Plus garlic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

410 Its becoming clear Joe was given assurances. Promises were made. Promises that were never going to be kept. Joe is staying in out of anger now.

Posted by: Quilp at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (Bf3hj)

411 Steyn: His mojo is slo-jo

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (z79tQ)

412 Seems like just yesterday when Biden went to the moon and defeated Megatron

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

413 I always thought it was the Five-finger Open-palm Exploding Heart chop.

Posted by: West at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (8+UNJ)

414 240
We should all re-register as Democrats just so that we can vote for Biden in the primaries. He MUST be the nominee. Got to.

I will (independents can vote in the D primary in my state). But I don't expect it to do any good.
Chances are that Biden will simply choose Warren or Harris as his running mate, then croak or go senile before inauguration day.

Posted by: jdgalt at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (3SFo/)

415 I love me some Mark Steyn that guy is a national treasure. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (Z4X4e)

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