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Joe Biden Says "This is the solemn word of Joe Biden," Then Lies Like a Rug for Three Minutes
He's senile and getting worse every day. This is how a dying brain confabulates past memories as the lights burn out one by one.Joe Biden painted a vivid scene for the 400 people packed into a college meeting hall. A four-star general had asked the then-vice president to travel to Kunar province in Afghanistan, a dangerous foray into "godforsaken country" to recognize the remarkable heroism of a Navy captain. Some told him it was too risky, but Biden said he brushed off their concerns."“We can lose a vice president," he said. "We can't lose many more of these kids. Not a joke." The Navy captain, Biden recalled Friday night, had rappelled down a 60-foot ravine under fire and retrieved the body of an American comrade, carrying him on his back. Now the general wanted Biden to pin a Silver Star on the American hero who, despite his bravery, felt like a failure. "He said, 'Sir, I don’t want the damn thing!" Biden said, his jaw clenched and his voice rising to a shout. "'Do not pin it on me, Sir! Please, Sir. Do not do that! He died. He died!'" The room was silent. "This is the God's truth," Biden had said as he told the story. "My word as a Biden." Except almost every detail in the story appears to be incorrect. Based on interviews with more than a dozen U.S. troops, their commanders and Biden campaign officials, it appears as though the former vice president has jumbled elements of at least three actual events into one story of bravery, compassion and regret that never happened. Biden visited Kunar province in 2008 as a U.S. senator, not as vice president. The service member who performed the celebrated rescue that Biden described was a 20-year-old Army specialist, not a much older Navy captain. And that soldier, Kyle J. White, never had a Silver Star, or any other medal, pinned on him by Biden. At a White House ceremony six years after Biden’s visit, White stood at attention as President Barack Obama placed a Medal of Honor, the nation’s highest award for valor, around his neck. The upshot: In the space of three minutes, Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremonyVideo of Joe Biden's dementia-disordered recollections here. Rebuttal:
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 29, 2019 06:11 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:11 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 29, 2019 06:12 PM (xptlg)
*Swallows*
That's roughly 2 minutes longer than he usually needs to disappoint me.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at August 29, 2019 06:12 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
I think I see where he went wrong. Seriously, can you imagine how much his campaign staff has to drink each night after a long day on the road with Joe?
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:11 PM (T42ki)
I heard it was forty.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 06:13 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (TgAA6)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (6Odec)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (xptlg)
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (0MoWj)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (O2RFr)
There was a Seinfeld episode devoted to this. It's settled law.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: trapper's girl at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (tU1YH)
"As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a moving but false war story"
"Moving but false".
I am soooo stealing that phrase for my reports.
Posted by: IG Horowitz has come! at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (oiNtH)
Well, whatever.
Posted by: Jayson Blair at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Let Him Sniff Your Hair, Girls at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (Zx6uT)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at August 29, 2019 06:12 PM (T42ki)
****
And that right there is an early thread winner.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (6Odec)
Posted by: My word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (TgAA6)
Posted by: The Word of a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:16 PM (Y274z)
guessing he is looking for an excuse to get out before the debate
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JT at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (rHt6W)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: president king at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: direwolf at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM (BmTFY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (hbeK4)
If we only saw more of RBG we would know that though the body is weak the the mind is clear. Sharp as a tack.
Like my Great Aunt Gladys. Though she could barely hold her head up and talk for long, you could tell by the glint in her eye she was there. So very sharp.
Too bad we don't see more of Old Ruthie. Then we too would know how sharp she still is.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (r+sAi)
If PDT loses to this turd, you know it's rigged.
Posted by: Diogenes
How do you know there's an Aggie at a cockfight? He brings a duck.
How do you know the Mafia is at the cockfight? The duck wins.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Snopes at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (5aRzk)
Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tuna at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (9sQvl)
I was just going to mention that. The man has a history of being a liar.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Snopes (not Schnappes) at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (786Ro)
If we only saw more of RBG we would know that though the body is weak the the mind is clear. Sharp as a tack. "
OOh, I see a Head Swap operation coming soon!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (KOggN)
And with any luck, beaten like a rented mule on election day...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 29, 2019 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:20 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2019 06:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 06:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bully! (Shyte) at August 29, 2019 06:20 PM (Zx6uT)
I wonder if Joe is a "champion napper" like Hillz, LOL(GF)?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 06:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (hQIDo)
When I was in sales I never said I was telling the truth. I really wanted that to be assumed.
And I actually was telling the truth.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
This is my word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
He still thinks the only ones reporting on him are the MFM. Now THAT's senility.
Posted by: Sooner at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (uWoHB)
Posted by: Joe Biden lyin' mouth at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (786Ro)
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
Yes Joey,
You did accomplish a good poopy.
Posted by: Auntie Ruth at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Tnijr)
Get Biden elected. Along with a stooge.
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:17 PM
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Bazooka round at the Little Big Horn......
Posted by: Admiral Benson at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (JUOKG)
Except it shows either a tenuous grip on reality or a willingness to lie for effect. Or "and."
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ace at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Y274z)
Moe, Larry or Curly?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (rHt6W)
Looking at here lately, I'm not sure she could fit through the door of the WH
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (Wx/+I)
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It's worse than one first thinks, too. The guys family has to constantly send Biden cease and desist letters because he won't stop slandering him.
Even better? The wreck was Biden's wife's fault.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (VF9SE)
Get Biden elected. Along with a stooge.
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM
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We are literally two crazies away from that scenario with pelosi if ruth "buzzy" ginsberg checks out soon.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2019 06:23 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Get Biden elected. Along with a stooge."
That would be a miracle on par with the Epstein affair.
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:23 PM (Tnijr)
Guy: Joe Biden's past 70 years
And the Boss shows you all how to do the Call Back thing.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:23 PM (T42ki)
Well, not Bernie; a third-time candidate will be a joke, like Ron Paul or Harold Stassen. He's just there because he's a doddering fool too.
The rest will be just as bad in 2024 as they are now. Excepting maybe Hickenlooper or Tulsi. Who will need to find the right guys to bribe next time.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:23 PM (ykYG2)
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
Yes Joey,
You did accomplish a good poopy.
Posted by: Auntie Ruth at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
See how sharp Aunt Ruthie is?
She understands what Uncle Joe is saying.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (hQIDo)
Posted by: hogmartin
I remember that. The man's family begged him to stop slandering their dead husband/father's name but he wouldn't. The man's autopsy showed zero alcohol/drug content. Biden's wife who was coming home from a Christmas part? We will never know.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (oiNtH)
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM
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Wow, tequila and OJ ain't no fun to laugh out your nose. I have personal experience.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Joe "Isuzu" Biden at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (5aRzk)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (qM84C)
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Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:22 PM (fsa/N)
They finally got a half-assed non-apology from his VP campaign, I think. Not him, personally. Someone should get him talking about it in an interview and blow up the story in his dumb asshole face.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)
Bernie's sharp as a tack, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Wx/+I)
Speed Bag: And he's got a head like a rock
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (rHt6W)
Here's why I know I can beat Trump.
This was back in the 80s... everyone told me I shouldn't do it. But I had to. I said "we can lose a Senator, but we can't let this stand."
That's why I flew to the Soviet Union for an unsanctioned boxing match against Ivan Drago... you see, this colluding Russian sonofabitch had killed my best friend, who was a friend and longfriend standingfriend.
Apollo had believed in me when nobody else did. Apollo helped me take down Clubber Lang when nobody thought it was possible.
I beat Drago down in front of the whole Politburo, and then extended the olive branch of peace between our two countries.
This story, while painful to recount, illustrates why I have the physical toughness and the foreign policy gravitas to beat Trump, in any arena.
Posted by: Paste For Brains at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)
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To be fair, those lights have never been more than nanowatt dim bulbs to begin with.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (VF9SE)
that and since when did the ball boys and girls have to wait in between points in the doggystyle position?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: Cosda at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (22lgI)
Get Biden elected. Along with a stooge.
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM (Y274z)
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Stooge goes into WITSEC.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (pw+jk)
He started giving me some lip, so I beat the hell out of him.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (cB5if)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (KOggN)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Inogame at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (XIIbH)
That never stopped him before. The whole Democrap party is a joke.
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (Tnijr)
Old and Busted: Staying at a Holiday INN.
New Hotness: Banging the tits off your Brother's freshly minted widow.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (T42ki)
Sorry, Bernie.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (jp0Bv)
And he's a freaking plagiarist. And a hard-left liberal, at least until the great Awokening of the last three years pushed the Democrats to full-on Communism. I've hated this mf's prominence for over ten years and can't figure out why anyone would take him seriously.
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (9crPk)
bag The FAB was wearing the other day? Who dresses her? The elephant man
at the zoo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (hQIDo)
I'm wondering what medical device she's hiding under there. Something epic, like a giant attached clone spore or maybe just a colostomy bag and a back brace.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (nRWPy)
He started giving me some lip, so I beat the hell out of him.
Posted by: Joe Biden at A
what really happened is that nancy sinatra walked in on frank banging joe
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)
Since always? The ball kids kneeling by the net is very common.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 29, 2019 06:27 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2019 06:27 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (oiNtH)
Curtis Dunn wasn't killed in the collision, he was the first one to render assistance on the scene. The police who responded didn't think alcohol was involved at all on his part and had no reason to suspect it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (9+jnX)
Yup, those are right up there with 'really, no shit'.
And 'once upon a time'.
Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at A
really, on their knees and elbows ass up in the air was since always? guess I missed that
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu)
So it is written...
Posted by: Inogame at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (XIIbH)
Posted by: Wodun at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (knKQ1)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (VF9SE)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (xceTB)
epic, like a giant attached clone spore or maybe just a colostomy bag
and a back brace.
Oxygen and battery pack like the Apollo astronauts...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (7s3Gx)
Impressive.
My parents are 85, and up until 2 years ago (when they finally decided to slow down) they were volunteering at the local science museum, including working the visiting exhibits where they were required to learn a ton of information in order to adequately assist patrons in understanding the presentations.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (KOggN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (hQIDo)
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Yep. If you feel the need to tell people your honest, rich, pretty...
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (UUkQp)
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Couldn't have put it better myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (7OILk)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (1FhAQ)
It is The Moron Way.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (Y274z)
Levin, who followed him, is much more grounded and realistic and righteously outraged.
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (kD8Fh)
And Drugie Daughter
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM
Yeah...a tic tac.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (Q7bO0)
Biden is DOA.
Even those no-talent assclowns know that if Biden gets his hands on the nuclear football, it's over for them too...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (EgshT)
She's basically one of the Guild Navigators from Dune at this point, I think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (cB5if)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (hQIDo)
What if they don't raise goats?
Posted by: Someguy at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (y178e)
bag The FAB was wearing the other day? Who dresses her? The elephant man
at the zoo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:24 PM (hQIDo)
I'm
wondering what medical device she's hiding under there. Something epic,
like a giant attached clone spore or maybe just a colostomy bag and a
back brace.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:26 PM (nRWPy)
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We can't make sharting joke anymore.. Under that potato sack is the colostomy 5600 bag. She can cackle as much as she wants now and there is just a little ballooning.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (T42ki)
_______
That and taking a dump on the bathroom floor will get you a free hypodermic needle at Starbucks.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (VF9SE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (fsa/N)
...or smaht, not dumb like they say
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (kD8Fh)
Seriously?
Someone would seriously
That person will just hand it over to Hillary and retire to their dilapidated trailer on the outskirts of Oklahoma City.
Or get killed while sitting on the toilet because Arkancide leaves no loose ends.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (lD3vL)
epic, like a giant attached clone spore or maybe just a colostomy bag
and a back brace.
I've seen speculation that it's a defibrillator vest,.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Joey B at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (jp0Bv)
Hunter is a steaming pile of garbage.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (Y274z)
Joe needs to be given a nice retirement.
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: JAS at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (dT9VH)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)
You remember Trump inviting Bill Clinton's victims to the debate, yeah?
They will never, ever permit Joe Biden to win this thing. He is a human placeholder.
Posted by: trev006 at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (HOhHO)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)
My parents are 85, and up until 2 years ago (when they finally
decided to slow down) they were volunteering at the local science
museum, including working the visiting exhibits where they were required
to learn a ton of information in order to adequately assist patrons in
understanding the presentations.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 06:28 PM (bDqIh)
And far ahead of sloJoe. My mom reads the Wall Street Journal every day and I still ask her complicated tax questions. Once she hears me well enough to understand, she's got it. Her doctors are literally dumbfounded most of the time, their attitude now is to ask HER what she thinks since she apparently has "the secret."
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (nRWPy)
Biden is DOA.
I guess the word is out, and his time is up. Sad!
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (Wd55D)
Hard to talk about, even today.
It was like this, These cute Mexican kids, or maybe from Honduristan.....
Posted by: Joe "Hands On" Biden at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Prototyping the device that RBG will be implanted inside to be made immortal.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (1FhAQ)
*consults Man Code*
This is indeed the law.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (dUJdY)
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:21 PM
A replacement Vice President must be approved by a majority of both Houses of Congress (25th Amendment, believe it or not).
That reduces the odds of your scenario, thankfully.
Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (GNh9P)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Gandhi at August 29, 2019 06:33 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 06:34 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)
I wonder when his family moved there...
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2019 06:34 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:34 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM
Very alt, established family. Ja.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2019 06:34 PM (Q7bO0)
Or get killed while sitting on the toilet because Arkancide leaves no loose ends.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM (lD3vL)
House of Cards season 6 is all about the aftermath of Frank Underwood having failed in such a plot. Spoiler alert: his wife ends up going Lady Macbeth with her finger on the button.
Posted by: trev006 at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (HOhHO)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (FhXTo)
This man. This Man! we can spare him.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (r+sAi)
_________
We can't spare this man ... he bites!
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (VF9SE)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: M. Gandhi at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
Apollo had believed in me when nobody else did.
not even starbuck? i thought those two were inseperable.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (sGtp+)
And this is why the D nominee MUST be a black woman.
That way, every single thing President Trump says about the D nominee
can be met with fake outrage and cries of racism, which will deflect from the issues
and deflect from the fact the D nominee is an insane leftist-fascist.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (r89K3)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (FhXTo)
Probably can't do it. At least not with his socks on and his fly zipped.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Hillary's story of being shot at was more plausible.
Just one aspect that even I know makes no sense: A general asking a vice president of the U.S. to endanger his life by coming into a war zone in order to pin a medal on a soldier or sailor.
What I do believe is that Biden choked back tears telling his fake story. That's the kind of crap that politicians do. They're fricken' bullshit artists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2019 06:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 06:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 29, 2019 06:31 PM
The only Brazilian person I ever met personally was named Sikorski.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 29, 2019 06:37 PM (xPJvm)
Or get killed while sitting on the toilet because Arkancide leaves no loose ends.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
The Secret Service agents were "on a break" and "worn out by overtime" at the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:37 PM (Wx/+I)
remember ARGENT?
They did that song that goes "hole your head up, hole your head up high."
Is it short for Argentina?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (r89K3)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (i+qnA)
Obama has to be dying inside.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2019 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)
+++Biden couldn't even remember Obama's name the other day. He said, "President My Boss". That's got to rankle.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2019 06:35 PM (FhXTo)
===
1, 2, U, 98, F, Qw, {{, 6, >ZW, 10.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)
What I do believe is that Biden choked back tears telling his fake story. That's the kind of crap that politicians do.
Bill Clinton could cry out of one eye.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: President Pantscrease at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (T42ki)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
The Secret Service agents were "on a break" and "worn out by overtime" at the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
also the camera footage was unusable on account of it being thrown into the Hadron Collider during an experiment. By accident.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (a0IVu)
Or given the Vichy GOP-e, she is affirmed by near landslide.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:40 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 29, 2019 06:40 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:40 PM (hQIDo)
He should tell that one.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
hey, Jewels
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at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (6pMqX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (r89K3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 06:39 PM (a0IVu)
I think that too. She makes Hillary look like Mandy Moore in daisy dukes.
Posted by: trev006 at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (HOhHO)
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (NrWKB)
I don't care if he's just a liar or having some dementia, that's up there with borderline stolen valor.
Crazy old bastard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joey B. at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (r89K3)
---
Alive?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Xander Crews at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (miXS6)
Oh Man, I'm telling you as a Biden, it is by far the best Crayola crayon color.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (pw+jk)
The Civil War, followed by the global market crash, the transformation into a Martial Law police state, Venezuela conditions, then a flooding in of everyone around the world to plunder whatever remains and genocide of The White Man.
So you get both.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)
The move comes after a campaign by descendants of refugees from Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1945, who were upset their applications for citizenship have been rejected despite constitutional guarantees
???
Thanks but no thanks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (hQIDo)
Has Joe told the story about the time he flew between the U.S., Great Britain and Russia to personally set up the Yalta Conference?
He should tell that one.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
On the way he led the Ploesti Raid. The smoke! Amazing he got through.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (Wx/+I)
Everyone turns to stare at him.
There are spit takes, nervous laughter. An aide comes out to give him a needle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (rHt6W)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5htby5y
Posted by: bonhomme
kbdabear pics>>>>>bonhomme pics
Posted by: Miklos, my opinions are my own and do not reflect those of any sponsor or affiliate at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Rest assured, joke biden still has his trump card up his sleeve: his dead son.
But, I'll bet my left nut right now that when biden does eventually use his son's
corpse for his campaign, he'll screw it up...badly.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (r89K3)
He was the picture of health getting five student deferments until finally getting one for TEENAGE asthma.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (Y274z)
What were The Zombies before they were The Zombies?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (r89K3)
The Human Beinz?
Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (GNh9P)
my mother died of dementia. joe is not going to get better. in his mind,
this really happened. it's time for medication, rest, and maybe some tv
time for joe.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)
+++
Exactly. Not doing campaign tours across the U.S. for another year plus.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (r89K3)
---
Alive?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)
No, that was Frampton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (rHt6W)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)
They did that song that goes "hole your head up, hole your head up high."
Is it short for Argentina?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:38 PM (r89K3)
Argentum is the Latin for silver (that's why the chemical symbol is Ag and why silver is "argent" in heraldic blazonry). Rio de la Plata, in Argentina, is Spanish for "silver river". So it's all silver-related.
Unless this is common knowledge and I'm just nerdsplaining because the trap got sprung on me, in which case... well-played, you charming rogue.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)
Black Irish, or Taupe
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:14 PM (O2RFr)
Lace Irish
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (vkS2Z)
There again, I might not survive the laugh spasm that will ensue.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:37 PM (Wx/+I)
All the WH security cameras just happen to be on the fritz at the same time.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5htby5y
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (9t0Zz)
She has that thousand yard stare.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (aS1PU)
Given that the word of a federal prosecutor and five bucks will get you a cup of coffee, you might as well announce that you can fly to Jupiter in your underwear and be taken just as seriously.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (lD3vL)
Don't think she's doing much jumping these days
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (O2RFr)
Clinton / Gore : 2020
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (T42ki)
The coup plotters' heads will roll. My word as a federal prosecutor.
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:41 PM (786Ro)
---
I saw people here going nuts over the Comey thread and wondered if something was in the drinking water.
To take this guys down, you need an open-shut case that's big, not some pissant debate about whether the FBI director knew if he applied the correct level of classification to a document he wrote.
I mean, come on.
Plus, we knew no charges were being brought awhile ago, and because of that, the IG report got released in full and Comey looks like to total lying drama-queen jackass.
Which means that if they bring something heftier, people won't say "Politica1! No fair!" but "Yeah, he's a lying scheming turd. I believe it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Argentum is the Latin for silver (that's why the chemical symbol is Ag
and why silver is "argent" in heraldic blazonry). Rio de la Plata, in
Argentina, is Spanish for "silver river". So it's all silver-related.
Nods. I never put that together, before.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (r89K3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (96PHt)
i'm betting he was one of them thar helicopter parents.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (sGtp+)
"on my word as Sheila Jackson Lee" . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5htby5y
Posted by: bonhomme
===
On the not so distant future, next month, Hillary will just have her SS detachment roll her to where she wants to go.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (96PHt)
I prefer retarded budgie.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
--- Joey the Brain Biden
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Obama at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Pliney at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 06:46 PM (96PHt
You take that back, son! I have too been fly fishing!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Brundlefly at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (JcXHH)
Dude, she did not whisper on me, and I've got serious PTSD from what she did do.
Posted by: The Bollard at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (9t0Zz)
[i[Argentum is the Latin for silver (that's why the chemical symbol is Ag
and why silver is "argent" in heraldic blazonry). Rio de la Plata, in
Argentina, is Spanish for "silver river". So it's all silver-related.
Nods. I never put that together, before.
doesn't explain who tina is, though.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (sGtp+)
And I want him to tell the truth about how his first wife got herself and their daughter killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)
+++
This was mentioned up-thread. He won't tell the truth. He has gotten away with this fabrication for decades now. It is his "go-to" pity story.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum as the Voice of Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Which means somewhere there's a fly with Joe Biden's brain.
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (MLJ+L)
What will he cook up?
And isn't he doing the Climate Telethon, too?
Popcorn futures looking good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Even I lost me, and I was the Vice President!
Posted by: Jar-Jar Biden at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)
Help meeeeee.
Posted by: That Fly at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
Did you get a month's worth of French toast ingredients?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (2B9A/)
Well at least you missed the Comey melt downs... Stay safe
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Pliney
He's so the one, at his rallies he's practically the only one. That strange echo isn't just in his head.
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (32YRo)
-
Yep. If you feel the need to tell people your honest, rich, pretty...
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 06:29 PM (fsa/N)
We have the most reliable cars in the entire nation!
Posted by: Honest Abes Used Car Emporium at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Don't forget the syrup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: morigu at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (Eu98u)
What's your name?
Where are you?
How did you get here?
What day is it?
I'm quite sure there's a fifth. How many of those questions could Joe answer on a given day?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
> That reduces the odds of your scenario, thankfully.
As small as the odds might seem that anyone would get such an approval, they're made still smaller by the fact that if there is no VP, it automatically goes to Pelosi.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (cB5if)
Posted by: trapper's girl at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (tU1YH)
I am sure Dr Jill has written "put ur pantz on" on his upper thighs already to remind him before he goes out in public
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:45 PM (r89K3)
Man, take a rip off this and listen to some Air and a whole lotta shit starts coming together. Start with La Femme D'Argent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZfPXXQs_Qg
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
It is a cruel disease and no, they do not get better. Joe has been lying for decades and has done shady shit for decades. I wish that I could have more sympathy but I can't seem to muster any for him. Sorry, chavez, about your mom.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (oiNtH)
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
_______
Last synapse to fire turn off the bytes ...
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (n8Ie8)
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (786Ro)
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Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (9sQvl)
Barack sent me over there to beat hell out of them.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:51 PM (cB5if)
My word as a Biden.
Oh, that was Neil Kinnock's life story I plagiarized? Never mind.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:51 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:51 PM (HALdu)
Wasn't that I the Pitch meeting for Capt. Marvell?
Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2019 06:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
Did you get a month's worth of French toast ingredients?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Pffft. Alcohol.
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Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2019 06:52 PM (yL25O)
...all because I showed him all the fruit flies that had ruined a One-Dollar bag of hamburger buns. *shrugs* They just get "loopy".
...and then he charged at me so I slapped him with the bag of buns and called him "Paul Bunyan". *shrugs* They also get surly.
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...
that's more bananas foster but we'll allow it.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2019 06:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2019 06:53 PM (mSO8Y)
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Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 29, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
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Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)
> That reduces the odds of your scenario, thankfully.
As small as the odds might seem that anyone would get such an approval, they're made still smaller by the fact that if there is no VP, it automatically goes to Pelosi.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2019 06:49 PM (cB5if)
Yeah, you're right, that's a nasty possibility for the next 16+ months. I'm hopeful the R's can re-take the House next year. Hopeful, not confident.
Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (GNh9P)
Fewer than 5% of the people even know who Comey is. This is strictly an inside the Beltway matter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (hQIDo)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (NrWKB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: James Winchester at August 29, 2019 06:53 PM (tBnDV)
There you have it! Biden visits here!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (9+jnX)
#323. Posted by: James Winchester at August 29, 2019 06:53 PM (tBnDV)
That's exactly what this thread was missing. Thanks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (rHt6W)
Man, take a rip off this and listen to some Air and a whole lotta shit starts coming together. Start with La Femme D'Argent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZfPXXQs_Qg
Posted by: hogmartin
Cool. I like how it changes melody at 4 minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (r89K3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Biden, Joe at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)
James, The ONT isn't for another 3 hours.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (aS1PU)
...all because I showed him all the fruit flies that had ruined a One-Dollar bag of hamburger buns. *shrugs* They just get "loopy".
...and then he charged at me so I slapped him with the bag of buns and called him "Paul Bunyan". *shrugs* They also get surly.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 29, 2019 06:52 PM (Ckg4U
Sounds like a tall tale. Do you give us your word as a Biden?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
You should see the shit I keep for myself... this fuckin' thing is like a concrete vibrator crossed with a jackhammer!
Posted by: Dr. Obue at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (+RpOb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)
Once, on a hiking trip in Arizona, I slipped and got my arm caught between a boulder and a canyon wall. I was there for 127 hours, stuck. I was dying and I knew my only chance...
Wait, what? Really? Are you sure?
Sorry folks, that was a movie I watched last night. I like that James Franco!
Did I mention his father and I played football together at MIT?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (rHt6W)
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Oh come on. That's much more interesting than the usual trolls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hurricane prep in New Orleans generally included a keg of beer and lotsa ice.
Posted by: Miklos from Riverbend at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 06:50 PM (HALdu)
I once saw a Toyota Prius with the bumpersticker "Hey cool Prius! - No one ever."
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (NrWKB)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)
It was hell on earth till we got to OJ's mom's house in Scranton, I tell ya.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (JcXHH)
-Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck no. This actually happened about an hour ago.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Anyway I'm convinced Biden is the Dem's throwaway candidate because they know they can't beat PDT.
Posted by: freaked
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Interesting. Highly plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (7OILk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 29, 2019 06:56 PM (NrWKB)
...
are we...phrasing? people? C'mon.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (yL25O)
Cobra... Cobra...
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (lD3vL)
-Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck no. This actually happened about an hour ago.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (Ckg4U)
LOL
You doing OK, amigo?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: M. Obama at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (rHt6W)
I was just about to say that it is hard to say sometimes it is hard to tell whether a comment is spam or someone really committed to a joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (2B9A/)
That's a good one.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Which means somewhere there's a fly with Joe Biden's brain.
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)
..........
It's still going to land on turds.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Slapweasel
It's when they play "Blue Suede Shoes" eight times in a row that I get nervous.
Posted by: Babe, the Blue Ox at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (QzkSJ)
TRUMP INSULTS KEY US ALLY TO DISTRACT FROM DOJ CLEARING COMEY
Coming soon to a CNN chyron near you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (XrCyE)
Get Biden elected. Along with a stooge.
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora
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I like that one, too. Highly plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (7OILk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)
Will we know the difference?
Posted by: Sooner at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (uWoHB)
--- Joey Biden
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
True Story.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (786Ro)
I am sure Dr Jill has written "put ur pantz on" on his upper thighs already to remind him before he goes out in public
Cobra... Cobra...
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (lD3vL)
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Didn't she say we just had to get used to the idea of "swallowing" him?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Yeah. I invented that.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (cB5if)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 06:55 PM (r89K3)
Air isn't a band so much as a brand of concert t-shirts that girls fish off the floor of your dorm room in the morning to wear to the bathroom down the hall. In 1998.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 29, 2019 06:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: MSNBCNNBCBS at August 29, 2019 07:00 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2019 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (2B9A/)
...
Or if someone spaced out on what was in their clipboard. Is that a new hash?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2019 07:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at August 29, 2019 07:00 PM (BbGew)
Biden dies in office (hangs himself in bedroom in White House). Stooge becomes President.
Stooge appoints Hillary Vice President.
Stooge resigns. Hillary becomes President.
Posted by: torabora
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I like that one, too. Highly plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 06:58 PM (7OILk)
++++
Jeepers. Hillary is going to be an absolute blimp by the time this happens.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (9+jnX)
Anyway I'm convinced Biden is the Dem's throwaway candidate because they know they can't beat PDT.
Posted by: freaked
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Interesting. Highly plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 06:57 PM (7OILk)
Yeah I said something similar the other day. Just add in that they are going to make sure their primaries are rigged to have it happen. Can't let Sanders get it, and the others need to be protected for 2024.
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: torabora
=====
I like that one, too. Highly plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Then Hillary dies.
Posted by: Miklos with scary campfire stories at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (EgshT)
Comey, McCabe, the whole lot of them will be arrested.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..reprise at August 29, 2019 07:01 PM (NrWKB)
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 07:02 PM (32YRo)
Why settle for a "baby's arm holding an apple" when you could have an "NBA power forward's arm palming a basketball?"
Posted by: Dr. Obue at August 29, 2019 07:02 PM (+RpOb)
Anyone else remember this?
I can't find it but there's an old clip of biden saying
he almost became a fighter pilot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 07:03 PM (awTYg)
Hillary and her friend. Right, more like her nurse.
Walks a step behind, checks her pulse ...
Posted by: Alice McD at August 29, 2019 07:03 PM (fWdPl)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2019 07:04 PM (RuIsu)
He not only has dementia he also is a "know it all" and "know it alls"
never shut up. He is going to say something so egregious it is going to
be shocking, maybe something like referring to Obama as a "Jug Eared
Fuck".
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2019 06:54 PM (9+jnX)
Yeah, pretty much what I talking about in my last comment. I said he was a Cliff Claven type, so there was a brief time where you didn't quite know if it was a claven thing or a mental thing. Its pretty clear now, he's frigging nuts and heading towards talking to buildings.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2019 07:04 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sooner at August 29, 2019 07:05 PM (uWoHB)
Posted by: DC at August 29, 2019 07:06 PM (/TvO8)
Then Bill Clinton takes over and declares Little Saint James Island to be the Southern White House and does his Presidenting down there.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 29, 2019 07:07 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2019 07:11 PM (UGKMd)
Exactly. Someone called Slow Joe harmless and my first thought was we should ask Clarence Thomas' his opinion.
Posted by: Alice McD at August 29, 2019 07:12 PM (fWdPl)
FBI declares the case a suicide.
Posted by: vivi at August 29, 2019 07:22 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Trooper Duffy at August 29, 2019 07:32 PM (XXaRO)
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at August 29, 2019 07:42 PM (sPJyv)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5htby5y
From working in the thrift store, I'd say that's about a 3X.
Posted by: Sal at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (2qCi9)
Posted by: musical mountaineer at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (U4Zl1)
Posted by: The Spy Who Revised and Extended Me: For Your Stimulus Only! at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (nRj4F)
So can I. link in nic
Posted by: The Spy Who Revised and Extended Me: For Your Stimulus Only! at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 29, 2019 11:58 PM (jK8Z7)
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