Fredo Cuomo: Trump Isn't Aging Poorly In Office Only Because He Doesn't Care Enough About the Country to Age

So they've abandoned their "He's got Alzheimer's so remove him!" attack line and replaced it with "He doesn't have Alzheimer's, remove him!" attack line.

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo suggested that President Trump hasn't aged as much as his predecessors because he doesn't care as much about the country's problems.

"It's been almost three years since Trump won the presidency," Cuomo said during his show, "Cuomo Prime Time," on Tuesday. "He looks exactly the same."


"His hair is--I don't know what's going on with that. But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality, but it could also be he doesn't care the way others have," he added.

Maybe he just knows you don't have much power or influence (or time in the Ruling Class) remaining, so he just isn't bothered by your relentless attacks.

Meanwhile, I guess Joe Biden's rapidly deteriorating cognitive ability proves he cares about the country.

Vote for Fuzzy Joe -- his senility is his patriotism.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM




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1 All those steroids are rotting his brain.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

2 I thought it was because his black slaves do all the work.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

3 #GoodGenesBad

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (QwmrN)

4 But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment
their physical reality, but it could also be he doesn't care the way
others have," he added.



?

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

5 So a person who's had to make executive decisions all his life doesn't age when having to make more executive decisions as president - who would've thought.

Posted by: lymond at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Jvjtu)

6 Has it ever been suggested that Fredo might be a little I don't know, stupid?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (II6Oo)

7 Cuomo is just an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (yhYmR)

8 Trump's secret is that second scoop of ice cream.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

9 This just in: Trump also hasn't responded to the vagrant yelling things about him while taking a dump on the sidewalk.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

10 Dark mysteries of aging

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (786Ro)

11 augment their physical reality,"

"come on up to the lab,
and see what's on the slab..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (6qErC)

12

Or....Or...Or....


being president is EASY for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (ukDkz)

13 I was passed over! Why isn't Trump?

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (V47nk)

14 My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)

15 Trump is Dorian Gray. All Fredo has to do is find the painting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

16 Some people aren't up to the burden. Some people are.

Posted by: Caliban at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (QE8X6)

17 he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality

Is this moron trying to say physical appearance?

If he's trying to say drugs, Obama admitted to doing all the drugs, so Trump isn't the first there.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (9t0Zz)

18 Has Trump stopped growing taller just to appear less imposing to those with whom he disagrees. How disingenuous.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ZPJb6)

19 But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality, but it could also be he doesn't care the way others have," he added.


?
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)


Spice. He's talking about Melange.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

20 My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)

I think there is something to this.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

21 It's amazing what fuck you money will buy, most particularly the piece of mind that, seriously, fuck you to all the haters.

That and HGH.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

22 Joe Biden 2020 - He's an Insane Patriot!

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)

23 Senility is Patriotism!

Posted by: Your Oceana Betters at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (DuZls)

24 He is not aging because he is having the time of his life playing tetherball with dolts like you, Fredo, as the ball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (0QYMt)

25 So they've abandoned their "He's got Alzheimer's so remove him!" attack line and replaced it with "He doesn't have Alzheimer's, remove him!" attack line.

Meh.

We are flexible.

Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (sMMcg)

26 Well that's not the way I wanted it!, says Cuomo every time he thinks of November 2016.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

27 saw that earlier on 'The Five.' Cuomo really is dumb.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ZqRa6)

28 15 Trump is Dorian Gray. All Fredo has to do is find the painting.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Wasn't Dorian Gray teh ghey or pansexual or both?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (QwmrN)

29 willowed:


223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our

intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's

telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the compay



Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:32 PM (sGotD)

I think it went like this...
Summer 2016:
"Sir, we are with the FBI and the CIA."
"Okay?"
"As a patriot we need your help."
"This isn't about that illegal ivory inlays? *whew*"
"Sir?"
"Nevermind. What do you need?"
"We need you to spy on a dangerous Russian spy. Only you can do it."
"I sell furniture."
"It's Donald Trump."
"Trump! That bastard owes me for the Louis Quatorze furniture at Trump Fishing Shanty West! I'm in!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (0QYMt)

30 Face it, Fredo. Making fun of your dumb ass is entertaining to him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (hjaPQ)

31 If Trump saved puppies from drowning, Fredo and Company would be advocating drowning puppies in their own urine right about now.

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (32YRo)

32 If Joe Biden is the nominee he will never be able to keep up with Trump's campaign pace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (xPl2J)

33 Cuomo's dad was a wimp too. He could have run in 1992 but he thought Bush was too strong. The Cuomos will forever be local politicos at most, like the Kennedies, or like the Bushes now.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (ykYG2)

34 My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)

I think there is something to this.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (xPl2J)
---
Winning envigorates him. The promise of winning envigorates him.

The fucker sleeps 3 hours a night. He's driven.

Posted by: Your Oceana Betters at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

35 Trump isn't aging because he is The Chosen One. The Force is with him.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (LxBcy)

36 14
My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)


You aren't the only one who has noticed that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (0QYMt)

37 14
My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..


It's sort of like introverts (me) and extroverts. I don't avoid human contact, but I do find it exhausting. The Bill Clintons of the world feed off of others, so they actually become more energetic. You can substitute "making executive decisions" for human contact, and there you have Trump.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

38 No, Andy. The Godfather was not anti-Italian you fucking testo di cazza!

Posted by: Robert DeNiro, Abe Vigoda, Al Pacino, Martin Scorsese, and 15 Other Italy-Americans at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (nlDo7)

39 That and HGH.

Is that why Trump has a big belly? He has a bodybuilder's HGH gut?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (9t0Zz)

40 lymond and sooth may have something here


The presidency just suits Trump. He's a hyper-active/positive [add a square to that old presidential style/personality matrix] guy. Pretty much simple as that.


And not being a political guy by life's work, I think he really does have an ingenuous streak where he sincerely doesn't understand much of the [insane, bad faith, bizarre] opposition he faces.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

41 "I'm smart and I want respect!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (HaL55)

42 These media types must be subconsciously troubled by the fact that they will be hunted relentlessly, and their heads finally mounted on pikes during the burning times.

Posted by: Witchfinder General at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (VU8Mg)

43 So they've abandoned their "He's got Alzheimer's so remove him!" attack line and replaced it with "He doesn't have Alzheimer's, remove him!" attack line.

---
110, 120, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Dem Media at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)

44 Ok which combover is this, and I should care because?

Posted by: Picric at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (nonGu)

45 JS: In case you missed it, Byrne's website is:

deepcapture.com

Can't get on yet. Probably millions trying. Ha!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (sGotD)

46 Barr has it all according to the guy from Overstock.com

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (BqBId)

47 Go get your fuckin' shinebox, Fredo.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Ayk4B)

48

Have they checked his attic for a magic portrait?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (aKsyK)

49 Bunch of nonsense. Trump stays young by consuming the blood of virgins mixed with liberal tears. And a twist of lemon. And one of those little paper umbrellas.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (5b+Sr)

50 3 hours of sleep comes in handy during those 21 hours of daylight in the summer in Greenland

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (786Ro)

51 Trump smiles, and drives the fuckers crazy. Lesson to teach the children.

Posted by: Monty James at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Zqz9o)

52 Winning envigorates him.

Is that like embiggening?

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

53 All I know is that I am a day closer to Trump taking Biden's lunch money at the debate.

Posted by: Picric at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (nonGu)

54 Come on Horde. Let's get to a hundred so I can ask an OT question.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (yhYmR)

55 It's sort of like introverts (me) and extroverts. I don't avoid human contact, but I do find it exhausting. The Bill Clintons of the world feed off of others, so they actually become more energetic.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)


I'm on board with this theory that extroverts are emotional vampires who drain the life from introverts.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

56 What's up with the whole Greenland and Denmark thing? I have the strangest feeling he's not doing it to score political points but rather for the sole purpose of his personal amusement. Like he's just fucking around for the LOLs.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (q177U)

57 LOLGF, Fredo.

Does Trump keep you up at night, obsessing about new ways to attack him since all previous attempts have failed?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (bDqIh)

58 This is very similar to the line of reasoning used to criticize Israeli prison guards, who never ever rape Palestinian woman prisoners. The Israel-haters use this fact as evidence of the Jews' racism against Palestinians: "The fact that you DON'T rape Palestinian women proves that you regard them as gross and subhuman. Thus, if you'e not a rapist, that proves you are a racist!"

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Q3dyo)

59 If Joe Biden is the nominee he will never be able to keep up with Trump's campaign pace.
Posted by: Mark1971
-------

Biden would just be a place-holder for the VP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xSo9G)

60 he sincerely doesn't understand much of the [insane, bad faith, bizarre] opposition he faces.

He understands it perfectly. That's why playing with these morons is recreation to him.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

61 Hi Insom!


* Flying pounce *

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)

62 I've never known anybody who bought something at overstock.com. The few times I've looked there I could get it cheaper elsewhere.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

63 Old and Busted: Trump has Alzheimers

New Hotness: Trump is Highlander

Posted by: El Kabong at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (datdl)

64 Trump stays young by consuming the blood of virgins mixed with liberal tears.

Just like me!

Posted by: E Bathory at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (9t0Zz)

65 >>JS: In case you missed it, Byrne's website is:

>>deepcapture.com

Thanks. I was about to google him to try and find it.

I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

66 my local BP gas station says their stuff has "Invigorate". Maybe Trump drinks that instead of coffee.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (ZqRa6)

67 Spice. He's talking about Melange.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)


Trump needs The Spice ...

Trump proposes a Space Corp ...

Coincidence ?!?! I think not.

Posted by: Adriane the Bene Gesserit Critic ... at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LPnfS)

68 The Golden Scalp Weasel absorbs the tears of the GEOTUS's foes and transmutes them into the water of life.

Or he isn't worried about that bunch of dipshits.

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

69 Real talk: I think Chris (Fredo) Cuomo is cute!

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LxBcy)

70 You're right, Boulder. Mario was a Grade A pussy. He was beat by Ed Koch and George Pataki.

And he was afraid of George H. W. Bush.

Pussy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (nlDo7)

71 First, we have the Trump Curse
Now we have the Trump Fountain of Youth

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (+ugqD)

72 I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

This is why I'm skeptical of his claims.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

73 What's up with the whole Greenland and Denmark thing? I have the strangest feeling he's not doing it to score political points but rather for the sole purpose of his personal amusement. Like he's just fucking around for the LOLs.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (q177U)
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1. It's bleeding Denmark.
2. The Chinese are interested.
3. That would be worse than Cuba.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

74





Insomniac: Inspector Clouseau

Nurse Ratched: Kato

AoS: Clouseau's apartment


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (ukDkz)

75 If Joe Biden is the nominee he will never be able to keep up with Trump's campaign pace die.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (xPl2J)

Fixed

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (q177U)

76 I'm on board with this theory that extroverts are emotional vampires who drain the life from introverts.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)


Truth.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (h2Bdk)

77 PDT has the whip hand and he knows how to wield it Fredo.

I have never seen or heard of anyone that can stand up day after day to the jackals and laugh in their face like PDT.



Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (j0Zty)

78 He's worried about an upcoming fishing trip with Jeff Zucker.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (FTlwv)

79 I've never known anybody who bought something at overstock.com. The few times I've looked there I could get it cheaper elsewhere.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xPl2J)
---
I think you misspelled Wayfair.

My wife has bought plenty from Overstock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

80 He has many golden scalp weisals. They give their lives for his.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (II6Oo)

81 But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality


oh, now I get it, Fredo's talking about *wink wink* cosmetic surgery. Why he didn't just say "cosmetic surgery" is beyond me. Wait, no, it's not beyond me. Fredo's just a dummy trying to sound smaaaat.

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)

82 extroverts are emotional vampires who drain the life from introverts. "

Cues up *Lifeforce*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)

83 At least Fredo didn't go to " bathing in virgin blood"

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

84 Trump was born to be President. Not only does he love his country, he's having the time of his life.

Posted by: GalosGann at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (z6Rh+)

85 That and HGH.





Posted by: alexthechick


Sorry Miss, it doesn't work THAT well.

Posted by: Pharmacist looking down over counter at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (FhXTo)

86 My brother got to be governor of NY and all I got was this lousy news clown job!

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (ZqRa6)

87 The entire Left is just one big f*cking trash pile.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

88 Real talk: I think Chris (Fredo) Cuomo is cute!

It's the "Just punched in the head by a professional boxer" face I make. It slays the ladies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4vl467s

Posted by: C Cuomo at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)

89 1. It's bleeding Denmark.

2. The Chinese are interested.

3. That would be worse than Cuba.

Posted by: Axeman


That Tlump, he clazy! We no sclew with him.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

90 Yahoo was pushing the 25th Amendment today w claims of PDT searching for words and stumbling over his comments. Sounded like they meant Biden to me.

Posted by: Ever at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (kkVtg)

91 Hi Insom!


* Flying pounce *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)

I totally pictured Tigger flying into Pooh just now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (xPJvm)

92 Fredo Guano. The dumbest piece of shit in his family.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (5b+Sr)

93 Hallmark Channel gets more viewers than Fredo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (nlDo7)

94 Or....Or...Or....





being president is EASY for Donald Trump.


After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more. He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.

I mean, he's had the federal government crawl up his colon and they didn't find anything. No. Thing. The only thing Mewler and his crew of Keystone Kops came away with was rumor and some innuendo. Nothing that even approached a prosecutable crime.

He's good. Real real good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

95 So does this mean we can have an honest discussion of how Hillary and Liz Warren and Nancy Pelosi dye their hair?

Because you know they do. Not a spot of gray at 70? Bravo Sierra, as teh military guys say.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

96 Trump has a portrait in the attic.

Its Hillary and its aging by the second.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (Zv1X1)

97 Cues up *Lifeforce*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)


This guy knows what's up. And it's Mathilda May saving money on the costume budget.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

98 72
I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?



Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)


He wanted to make sure she paid for that poolside tiki bar?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0QYMt)

99 Hey Fredo , let me point you to the pictures of Barky with his various stages of dyed hair.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (j0Zty)

100 I think Chris (Fredo) Cuomo is cute!

Fredo looks like a buck toothed Tim Allen in his *best* pictures.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (ykYG2)

101 AoS: Clouseau's apartment

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (ukDkz)


** golf clap **

Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (LPnfS)

102 Actually I think DJT feeds on the incoherent rage of the media.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (II6Oo)

103 I totally pictured Tigger flying into Pooh just now.

I pictured Hobbes pouncing on an unsuspecting Calvin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

104 93
Hallmark Channel gets more viewers than Fredo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (nlDo7)

---
I have, as you say, more viewers than Fredo as well.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

105 39 That and HGH.

Is that why Trump has a big belly? He has a bodybuilder's HGH gut?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (9t0Zz)

Leave Serena Williams out of this.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (QwmrN)

106 I'm all for not calling Feebo Cuomo "Fredo" if it offends him.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

107 56 What's up with the whole Greenland and Denmark thing? I have the strangest feeling he's not doing it to score political points but rather for the sole purpose of his personal amusement. Like he's just fucking around for the LOLs.
Posted by: Max Power


It's a classic example of the media intentionally feigning ignorance and thus leaving out the context of something that Trump was responding to. They ALWAYS make no mention of the original thing that inspired his action/tweet/statement, and only highlight his response, as if it appeared out of the blue.

If someone called Trump a poopy-pants, and then Trump tweeted back, "Well, you're a poopy-pants too!", the headlines would all scream "Trump accuses innocent victim of being a poopy-pants!"

In this case, Trump was responding to reports that China (?? I think it was China) was trying to pressure Denmark into selling off Greenland so as to give China a foothold in the North Atlantic. As a strategic reply, Trump basically told Denmark, "Hey, don't sell to China -- whatever they offer, we offer more!" But the media ignored the context -- they just ran with "Trump makes insane offer to buy Greenland!"

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Q3dyo)

108 Greenland as federal dependency, just another vast Puerto Rico.

Until Trump includes the phrase "...and potential as a vast, cruel 'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or wolves or whatever, kinda thing, but really spectacular..."

...I'll remain unimpressed.

Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (hgpSN)

109 OT-I am not happy about the complete lack of respect for The Red Rocker in the sidebar.

Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RXwUQ)

110 "Cues up *Lifeforce*"

Melania is a hot space vampire, like Melinda May? Of course!

Ok, let her know that we've figured it out. She can stop wearing clothes now.

Posted by: GalosGann at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (z6Rh+)

111 93
Hallmark Channel gets more viewers than Fredo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


And is less predictable.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (T6t7i)

112 I'm becoming inured to this kind of stupidity. But the fact that Cuomo was banging two waitresses at a time. That's just irresponsible.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (BJKQV)

113 It's the Big Mac's and Whopper's washed down with tears of the clowns on the left. Supersized!

Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (K22Va)

114 After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's
been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more.
He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.


Didn't help me.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (9t0Zz)

115 29 willowed:
223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the company.

-----------

Hmmmm. Why now?

Did someone with a badge come to see him? Maybe he had to talk to a grand jury?

"Tuesday? I was uhhh, busy. Downtown at the Federal Courthouse."

"There is a rumor the feds are going to indict you. If it gets to the shareholders? You better come clean before it tanks the stock."
(Please let it be true!)

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (EK+Pw)

116 102 Actually I think DJT feeds on the incoherent rage of the media.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (II6Oo)


I agree. He doesn't take criticism well.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (h2Bdk)

117 every time Cuomo says something stupid he gets to pass GO and collect $200 in play money.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (ZqRa6)

118 Fredo- I can't talk policy

I can't talk economics

But I can really talk about Hair.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (j0Zty)

119 Fredo makes the tollbooth look smart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (Q1/kj)

120 I would love to see Trump on Fredo's show. A man and a woman from Queens.

Trump would own that shitheel like a Hunts Point hooker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (nlDo7)

121 72 I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?"

FBI's CYA move.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (H8QX8)

122 If I invited Fredo to my house, dimmed the lights, and fed him scungeel, maybe he'd see the light and leave the dark side. With Connie Francis singing in the background...

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (LxBcy)

123 It's because he's dealt with Mob thugs and Union goons his whole professional life, Congressmen and bureaucratic idiots are nothing in comparison, as well as being a social comedown.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (dmoiP)

124 Does HGH work? I'd like to lose a few years. I mean physically. I already lost all of the 60's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zv1X1)

125 91
Hi Insom!



* Flying pounce *

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)



I totally pictured Tigger flying into Pooh just now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (xPJvm)

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And she's off the top rope! Ohhhh, that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Mean Gene Okerlund at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

126 There are a lot of avenues for the Presidency to drain you. Physical demands, mental demands, emotional demands, spiritual demands, interpersonal demands. It takes a very extraordinary personality to manage all five without cracking. Bill Clinton porked his intern because of the monumental stress of the shutdown, plus the fact he's a pigfucking whore.

Melania Trump is obviously made of very special material, but Trump must have a twelve inch dick or something, because she supports him enthusiastically despite pressure that would crack any other women into divorce or homicide.

It's funny. I also believes the presidency aged you. Now I can see that, by comparison, every President since Silent Cal has just been weak compared to Donny.

Posted by: trev006 at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (oRYBK)

127 They'll damn him for what he does, they'll damn him for what he doesn't do. Crazy people gonna crazy, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

128 Remember when the press started bashing George W. Bush for playing golf when soldiers were dying in the Middle East? (And then he stopped playing golf, and nobody said anything nice about him for doing that, they attacked him all the time anyway.)

And then remember when Barack Obama set records for how much golf a President could play, and an editorial literally said "I'm glad the President can play golf, it's a stressful job and it's good that he can have something he likes to relax him." Note, soldiers were still in the Middle East and therefore soldiers were still dying in the Middle East.

This is one of the reasons I hate the MFM.

Posted by: mr_jack at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (57l0O)

129 >>This is why I'm skeptical of his claims.

He's a very wealthy, successful guy. He hangs out with guys like Warren Buffet. And he just quit his job as CEO of the company he spent 20 years building to go public with this stuff.

If he's not telling the truth he's lost his mind pretty recently.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Until Trump includes the phrase "...and potential as
a vast, cruel 'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or
wolves or whatever, kinda thing, but really spectacular..."



...I'll remain unimpressed.

Posted by: Zod


Well, if it's an American Siberia, it WOULD have its own Kolyma gold fields.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

131 Trump's "press conferences" in front of the helicopter crack me up.

Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (BLFnH)

132 pep I don't want to drone on too much with detail but I'm not referring just to Dem opposition. And there have been instances where it was no ploy, but a real offer, and it was not at all certain the response would be lolgf.


Having suffered the mediocrity and cowardice of Beltway bigs first-hand for years, among my favorite traits is Trump's willingness/ability to do press without prep, notes, or anyone else there. These "chopper pressers" are amazing, and a [welcome] throw-back to how *all* interaction with the press was done not all that long ago.


It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer questions without prep, and just say what they think.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)

133 Leave Serena Williams out of this.

I will penetrate you!

Posted by: Serena Williams' Massive Outie at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)

134 In this case, Trump was responding to reports that China (?? I think it was China) was trying to pressure Denmark into selling off Greenland so as to give China a foothold in the North Atlantic. As a strategic reply, Trump basically told Denmark, "Hey, don't sell to China -- whatever they offer, we offer more!" But the media ignored the context -- they just ran with "Trump makes insane offer to buy Greenland!"

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Q3dyo)
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Well said, Zom. And, it was China.

Who we don't want that close to us.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (DuZls)

135 Greenland or Bust

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (j0Zty)

136 61 Hi Insom!


* Flying pounce *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)

*looks right*
*looks left*
*looks up*
WHAAAAA! *ooomph* Ha ha!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

137 Wolves? Wolves?

I can see wolves from my porch!

Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (5ZZYU)

138 Obviously, Putin has given him longevity drugs. Or maybe an android body. Or virgin blood. Or other rational things.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

139 122
If I invited Fredo to my house, dimmed the lights, and fed him scungeel,
maybe he'd see the light and leave the dark side. With Connie Francis
singing in the background...

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (LxBcy)

I'd add a baseball bat to the back of the head. He's Italian. That might wake him up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Zv1X1)

140 Fredo's marginally-smarter brother is dating Food Network's Sandra Lee, who one created a "Kwanzaa Cake", and is pretty much shithoused 24/7 on her show.

Which isn't really relevant at all, I just thought I'd mention the very few degrees that separate Fredo from "Kwanzaa Cake".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

141 Cuomo probably got caught trying to bang two cocktail waitresses. If not that, then he got caught doing or attempting worse. That is why he is on CNN instead of representing some safe D seat in New Jersey.

Chris is absolutely the family Fredo; he goofed bad somehow. and someday we are going to learn how bad.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

142 "Until Trump includes the phrase "...and potential as a vast, cruel
'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or wolves or whatever,
kinda thing, but really spectacular...""
Trump Camp Uummannaq has a certain ring to it, that of existential despair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (0QYMt)

143 I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I don't get it either. He said something about setting her up for blackmail.

Also, NYTimes had this story this morning (!) I had not seen anything at all until McCallum's interview.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (sGotD)

144 115 29 willowed:
223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the company.

-----------

Hmmmm. Why now?

Did someone with a badge come to see him? Maybe he had to talk to a grand jury?

"Tuesday? I was uhhh, busy. Downtown at the Federal Courthouse."

"There is a rumor the feds are going to indict you. If it gets to the shareholders? You better come clean before it tanks the stock."
(Please let it be true!)
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (EK+Pw)

Talk about The Big 'O'. Or more like "The 'O' Heard 'Round the World."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (BJKQV)

145 Missed the last topic, but it's always good to know bad things may be on the horizon for Ashley Feinberg, a garbage person of the highest order and a coward to boot.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (j/p3x)

146 124 Does HGH work? I'd like to lose a few years. I mean physically. I already lost all of the 60's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zv1X1)

With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)

147 *looks right*

*looks left*

*looks up*

WHAAAAA! *ooomph* Ha ha!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

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And here comes the Iron Sheik! With a folding chair!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Wrasslin' Commentator A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)

148 These people have BDS times 100. Completely disconnected from reality is no way to go thru life son.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

149 If the media would calm down, put out their scalp flames, and be rational, maybe Trump would lose energy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (II6Oo)

150 Line of T-storm coming NW to SE from N PRoNJ through Pennsylvania to Maryland

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (BbGew)

151 If this was 1802, the MSM would be blasting this headline,

"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

152 PDT gets close on a deal with the Danes on Greenland. The usual suspects in Congress and maybe some macadamia nut Hawaiian judge screw it up. Don Jr. has a press conference. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present the latest acquisition of the Trump Organization".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)

153 Ok. Over a hundred.
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?

Appreciate the help.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

154 So ChiCom's send fleet and invade Greenland. And bored Greenlanders don't mind.

Then what?

Posted by: torabora at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (5ZZYU)

155
With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)

Hey!!! Ok what about testosterone shots? Hell at my age I might get the full Monte. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Zv1X1)

156 I know this sounds crazy guys. I live and work in the Bay Area, specifically the midpeninsula. For three straight days there has been massive radio interference in the am band. I don't see how this is technically feasible but it doesn't seem to affect the non-political or liberal stations as bad, That might just be a coincidence based on their location in the spectrum. I have tested multiple vehicles. There are pockets I drive through that I can get reception. Haven't been able to listen to Rush or Levin all week. I drive right by the Google campus, I can't help think it's a Google "experiment." No, I am not a lunatic.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (q177U)

157 But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality

I don't even know what the hell that means.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (XrCyE)

158 Fredo makes the tollbooth look smart.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--------

I was at the DMV today. It's unbecoming to make fun of those who lack wit, but, jeebers...I felt cruel compelling the person to simply talk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (CDGwz)

159 I saw Kwanza Cake open for Humble Pie at the Quad in 75.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

160 >>It's the "Just punched in the head by a professional boxer" face I make. It slays the ladies.



Nah, it's the bitchin' Camaro!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (bDqIh)

161 Fredo is a micropenis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Q1/kj)

162 I'm always amazed how bad people are at sizing up other people. Trump isn't a hard guy to figure out, he's the same as he's always been. He's even keeled, he doesn't get mad and he doesn't let events or people get to him. I you're old enough to remember him from the late 70's early 80's or ever watch any old footage of him he hasn't changed one bit.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (4thlk)

163 #153 You're in a good spot. Don't move.

Posted by: torabora at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (5ZZYU)

164 Appreciate the help.

Posted by: Diogenes


I think your course of action is clear. It's time to drop trou.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

165 Which isn't really relevant at all, I just thought I'd mention the very few degrees that separate Fredo from "Kwanzaa Cake".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

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*Golf clap*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)

166 At some point, some enterprising soul will take the time to catalog all the 'this will get him out of office' attacks that have been thrown at Trump.

My memory of where it started was the two scoops or maybe the 'how dare he eat KFC with a fork' BS.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf)

167 Ok. Over a hundred.
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?

Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

Let Creepy Joe be your muse. Sniff her hair and then give her a honk

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (II6Oo)

168 Diogenes slip her a 50 and bask in full borne glory.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)

169 It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there
are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer
questions without prep, and just say what they think.

I would vote for him just for that. No one can touch him and I don't think he cares.

Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (K22Va)

170 129 >>This is why I'm skeptical of his claims.

He's a very wealthy, successful guy. He hangs out with guys like Warren Buffet. And he just quit his job as CEO of the company he spent 20 years building to go public with this stuff.

If he's not telling the truth he's lost his mind pretty recently.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)


I checked out a few sites on this and most are tying to paint him as a nut, but idk. saraacarter.com has an article on it that seems legit but it's almost a month old.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BJKQV)

171 Appreciate the help.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

Honesty. "I'll give you $20 if I can take your picture for my moron friends."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Zv1X1)

172 http://bit.ly/2MycAHp
*******
The road not taken: Another FBI failure involving the Clintons surfaces | TheHill
*****
John Solomon

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BqBId)

173 Elementary, my Dear Fredo ... he's got a body double just like Melania!!!

They're going to do a #Woke remake of the movie "Dave" and call it "Don."

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

174 >>Also, NYTimes had this story this morning (!) I had not seen anything at all until McCallum's interview.

He was on Fox Business earlier today giving a similar interview. He actually welled up with tears in the middle of that one.

Make me wonder what else we don't know.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)

175 300 million freshly frozen Chinese men of military age stored in Greenland. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Q1/kj)

176 161
Fredo is a micropenis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Q1/kj)

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I'm not so sure.

It's theoretically possible for a micropenis to be literally engulfed in pussy.

That will never happen to Fredo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

177 Trump is The Chosen One

Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (hMykL)

178 Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?

Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

Place a napkin over your lap and pretend to jack off furiously under it while staring intently at her.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

179 My memory of where it started was the two scoops or maybe the 'how dare he eat KFC with a fork' BS.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf


There was the All Mexicans are Rapists!

Followed by the Trump Tower Taco Bowl.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)

180 Diogenes slip her a 50 and bask in full borne glory.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)


Ben Had for the winning advice!
After all YOLO, and what's a 50 between "friends"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (BiNEL)

181 156 I know this sounds crazy guys. I live and work in the Bay Area, specifically the midpeninsula. For three straight days there has been massive radio interference in the am band. I don't see how this is technically feasible but it doesn't seem to affect the non-political or liberal stations as bad, That might just be a coincidence based on their location in the spectrum. I have tested multiple vehicles. There are pockets I drive through that I can get reception. Haven't been able to listen to Rush or Levin all week. I drive right by the Google campus, I can't help think it's a Google "experiment." No, I am not a lunatic.
Posted by: Max Power


I rate this suspicion as "justified."

I would not put ANYTHING past Google.

On the upside, I went tot he Google Campus recently and merrily rode the Google Bikes around for an hour, and no one stopped me, even though technically they're "only for employees." Pretty fun, actually -- like pedaling around Central Park or something. But with a soupçon of evil to make it interesting.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Q3dyo)

182 Diogenes - The last option is specified in The Handbook...pretty sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

183 Place a napkin over your lap and pretend to jack off furiously under it while staring intently at her.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

When does he snap the picture?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Zv1X1)

184 Diogenes,

Don't get arrested

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+ugqD)

185 You ought to see how much the commenters HATE John Solomon at The Hill!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (DuZls)

186 I see the octopist is back

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Q1/kj)

187 Why do you say my competitive ability is declining?

My brains work better than yours!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (CPk08)

188 On the upside, I went tot he Google Campus recently and merrily rode the Google Bikes around for an hour, and no one stopped me, even though technically they're "only for employees." Pretty fun, actually -- like pedaling around Central Park or something. But with a soupçon of evil to make it interesting.
Posted by: zombie
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Pretty sure there is a serpent living there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (CDGwz)

189 155
With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)

Hey!!! Ok what about testosterone shots? Hell at my age I might get the full Monte. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Zv1X1)

Getting jacked and wearing out your poor wife

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (QwmrN)

190 Followed by the Trump Tower Taco Bowl.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)


The taco bowl sealed my vote. We need a honey badger president.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (h2Bdk)

191 Diogenes, for 50 she takes a selfie and sends it to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (j0Zty)

192 "But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality"

Trump won't let himself be photographed in his wheelchair or seen popping pills or cheat on his golf scorecard!

Posted by: BuddyPC at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (V47nk)

193 It is un-fricken believable. They don't challenge him on any facts--they just say he's a hack--because his news doesn't mesh with anything they take for news.

And they want him fired.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

194 153
Ok. Over a hundred.

So...

I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.

The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall
(I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I
mean...gobsmacking spectacular.

My question to the Horde:

Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?

Stare openly?

Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?

Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?



Appreciate the help.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

---
Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?

This is crucial to giving informed advice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)

195 Ask her if they're real. If she says yes, tell her you don't believe her and will need proof.

If she says no, tell her your a plastic surgeon and you're amazed at the work. Maybe you could see the work up close so you can help your patients with better work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (pUDQf)

196 Get your facts straight fredo. President Trump has more love for America in his little fingernail that the whole ubama clan has ever or will ever have.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (UUkQp)

197 I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery
...

Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)


Offer to convert to Catholicism ...

Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (LPnfS)

198 Insom!

That would get him arrested!

Funny as hell though

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (+ugqD)

199 183 Place a napkin over your lap and pretend to jack off furiously under it while staring intently at her.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

When does he snap the picture?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Zv1X1)

The moment she notices.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

200 Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?

This is crucial to giving informed advice.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)

Socrates Method. Good call.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Zv1X1)

201 Followed by the Trump Tower Taco Bowl.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)


Thank you for that reminder. When we're feeling down, we should stop and remember:

President Donald Trump once tweeted about a taco bowl, and that's something.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

202 And here we thought Boreaguard Sessionzzz was an anomaly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

203 Creepy Joe has had so many face lifts he has nose hairs growing out of the back of his head.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (II6Oo)

204 A wag had a great line appropos of this general discussion early on in the insane anti-Trump hysteria [from memory]: "this is the part of the movie where the scientists and military realize the attacks only make the monster grow stronger".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

205 Diogenes slip her a 50 and bask in full borne glory.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)


****

Low on cash.
Company credit card...hmmmm...

Her name is Janice.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)

206
Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?

This is crucial to giving informed advice.


Also, how long is your rap sheet? Judges can be forgiving for first time offenders.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (T6t7i)

207 Offer her 100 bucks if she'll go on vacation with you and your buddy Jeff.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (j/p3x)

208 "#TheStorm is about to make landfall

Sessions, Durham, Huber, Horowitz, Rosenstein, Barr — there are objective reasons to believe that large DoJ legal teams have been quietly working for a considerable period under these leaders.

Their task is to indict those responsible for the scandals listed earlier. The job of some of these teams is complete, according to the DoJ website.

There has already been a record-breaking surge of indictments, arrests and convictions for human trafficking. There has also been extensive building work done at Guantanamo Bay, and a new senior judge has been appointed for military tribunals there.

There is an enabling executive order on courts martial, and federal capital punishment has been reinstated. The President has made many proclamations on the treasonous nature of the offences, and that they must never recur."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6dvofeu

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (xcd1u)

209 http://bit.ly/2MwD7VB
*******
Byrne's afternoon interview

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (BqBId)

210 Make me wonder what else we don't know.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I'm also curious if Barr/Durham wanted him to go public with this, or even encouraged him perhaps.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (sGotD)

211 Mr Power, 560 is always the worst of the am. Lately ok, but I have had your experience.

Walnut Creek.

Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (RXwUQ)

212 zombie, how long will it take you to develop those OPSEC pictures?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (j0Zty)

213 Despite being against human cloning on principle, I would readily make an exception in Trump's case presently.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

214 Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)


****

Low on cash.
Company credit card...hmmmm...

Her name is Janice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)

J-Nice! Where J-Nice at?

Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

215 Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?

This is crucial to giving informed advice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)

****

One beer so far.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (yhYmR)

216
Her name is Janice.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)

take a selfie with her in the background. Do it now. Send it to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Zv1X1)

217 A sure sign I need to purge my friends list - apparently I have 13 mutual friends with other internet garbage person Talia "I made a fool of myself on Jeopardy" Lavin.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (j/p3x)

218 Thanks for the link DSiiDS!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (sGotD)

219 So they've abandoned their "He's got Alzheimer's so remove him!" attack line and replaced it with "He doesn't have Alzheimer's, remove him!" attack line.

Why not?

"Burning fossil fuels puts particulates into the atmosphere and causes global cooling. We're going to freeze to death!!!"

....

"Burning fossil fuels puts carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and causes global warming. We're going to burn to a crisp!!!"



Tried and true.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (EcqY2)

220 Her name is Janice."

Damnit?

You're with a young Susan Sarandon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (6qErC)

221 among my favorite traits is Trump's willingness/ability to do press without prep, notes, or anyone else there. These "chopper pressers" are amazing, and a [welcome] throw-back to how *all* interaction with the press was done not all that long ago.


It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer questions without prep, and just say what they think.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM


Agreed. This is what I like about PDT most. And this is prolly also why many hate him.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (qJeBn)

222 139. *adds baseball bat to shopping list*

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (LxBcy)

223 J-Nice! Where J-Nice at?

Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

...and if you give me some silly ass name...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (Zv1X1)

224 94 Or....Or...Or....

being president is EASY for Donald Trump.
__________

After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more. He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.

I mean, he's had the federal government crawl up his colon and they didn't find anything. No. Thing. The only thing Mewler and his crew of Keystone Kops came away with was rumor and some innuendo. Nothing that even approached a prosecutable crime.

He's good. Real real good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

___________

He has had ZERO cooperation from Congress. ZERO!

Not just the insane Democrats, but look at the lying feckless shitweasels of the Republican Party.

Did they repeal Obamacare?
Did they cut ANY Spending!
Did they vote to Defund Planned Parenthood?
Build the Wall?
Fix Immigration?

They promised and promised, and gave us nothing!

------

Trump is using every power and privilege the Executive Branch has to accomplish his goals.

He is Killing Obamacare. We are an appeals court and SCOTUS decision away from killing it.

He has DEFUNDED Planned Parenthood!

He is funding and building the wall!

He is using tariffs and sanctions to bring NK and Iran to heel. The same powers the feckless "Government Experts" Bushes and Clintons didn't use.

Most of all, President Donald Trump is actually fulfilling campaign promises, and not using the failure to achieve them to extort more campaign donations!

He even killed the stupid Alternative Minimum Tax!!!!!

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (EK+Pw)

225 Diogenes, I'm no moron, but my advice to you is to go for it. Smile at her, engage her in a little ligt conversation and casually slip one hand inside her shirt. Cup her breast, and give the nipple a squeeze. Nuzzle her hair.

She'll love it. It's what women love. Then show up when her shift ends in a nice clean Trans Am. Never fails.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (CPk08)

226 Diogenes, Dude, you are out of town- that's what ATM's are for.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (j0Zty)

227 We went to the mattresses and discovered that the Rooskie hookers had peed on 'em.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)

228 Had my annual harassment training. Protected categories listed in a chart. They showed cheesy videos, as usual. Chief recurring villain in the videos was a big fat white supervisor who kept chewing out the employees, including one Latina who was talking in Spanish on her phone in the office (part of her job was taking phone calls from customers.)

In the last video, an intrepid caucasian white-knighted for the Latina and showed her a photo of Angry Fat White Supervisor at some rally with his fist raised. In the background behind the supervisor was a sign that read "No to Amnesty." "He's at an anti-immigrant rally," they said. "No wonder he doesn't want anyone speaking Spanish." Nor, presumably, filing her nails and coming in late.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (LAlc3)

229 Maybe running a global business empire better prepares one to deal with the stress of being President unlike say the stress of being a community organizer or faculty member or lawyer/politician.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (NanIO)

230 Meanwhile, I guess Joe Biden's rapidly deteriorating cognitive ability proves he cares about the country.

He was starting with something around the level of a sea anemone. He doesn't really have much room for travel downwards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (EcqY2)

231 Do not taunt the scalp weasel.

Posted by: WOPR at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (J70i0)

232 J-Nice! Where J-Nice at?
Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

****

Janice is in Augusta.
I'm attending a conference on Cyber Warfare which may explain the radio interference mentioned above. Or the Area 51 idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (yhYmR)

233 Diogenes.
Do you have any chloroform?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zv1X1)

234 I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery
...

Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)


Brenda and Eddie were the popular steady
and the King and the Queen of the prom ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (EcqY2)

235 Low on cash.

Company credit card...hmmmm...



Her name is Janice.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)

---
Two options: Subterfuge and overt truth.

Subterfuge: "This bar has such stunning ambience. Reminds me of the old country. I'm gonna have to take a picture to memorialize my visit here to the people in Salernostan." *click*

Overt truth: "I have a bet with my pals that you are by far the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. They won't believe me unless I provide photographic proof. Do you mind?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

236 228
Had my annual harassment training. Protected categories listed in a
chart. They showed cheesy videos, as usual. Chief recurring villain in
the videos was a big fat white supervisor who kept chewing out the
employees, including one Latina who was talking in Spanish on her phone
in the office (part of her job was taking phone calls from customers.)...



I read that as "anal harassment"....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (CPk08)

237 Bid $800,000,000.00 for Greenland
do I hear $805,000,000.00

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)

238 I wonder if Trump is aging well because he doesn't drink and doesn't smoke and doesn't let his special companion have anal sex with him on AF1.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (DXtUo)

239 198 Insom!

That would get him arrested!

Funny as hell though
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (+ugqD)

There's gotta be a Horde Bail Fund for just such an occasion.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

240
So Biden next move is to tie an onion on to his belt, yell at a cloud and denounce the Great State Of Missouri.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (t6XCL)

241 Melania, it's Melania.

Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (RXwUQ)

242 Appreciate the help.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

Ask her to fuck. It's what she is there for dressed like that.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (QwmrN)

243 Tell her you have a bet with your friend. She'll ssy "what do you mean? You're sitting alone."

You retort "Oh he's here you just can't see him. Anyway, he says your eyes are green, but I say you're going to eventually wind up in my freezer."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (j/p3x)

244 175 300 million freshly frozen Chinese men of military age stored in Greenland. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Q1/kj)


The "New" Silk Road concept on steroids!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

245 Levin on line
http://player.listenlive.co/25111

Almost every radio station has on line broadcasts

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

246 You retort "Oh he's here you just can't see him. Anyway, he says your eyes are green, but I say you're going to eventually wind up in my freezer."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (j/p3x


Five will get you ten she responds that her eyes are actually hazel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (pUDQf)

247 Don't drink don't smoke
What do you do

Goody two, goody two, Goody Goody President two Scoops

Posted by: Miklos "Adam" and the Ants at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

248 There's gotta be a Horde Bail Fund for just such an occasion.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)


think there have been several gofundme sites for this purpose

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

249 One beer so far.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (yhYmR)

---
You need two bourbons on the rocks. Stat.

Liquid courage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)

250 Diogenes @ 1. . . Something (my phone won't cut-n-paste today).
Keep your face out of your phone. She's a beautiful woman. Talk to her.

Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cMKTA)

251 If this was 1802, the MSM would be blasting this headline,

"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

The press referred to Alaska as "Seward's Folly" when it was first purchased.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (tVQUs)

252 Bid $800,000,000.00 for Greenland
do I hear $805,000,000.00

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)


23 Bitcoins!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (EcqY2)

253 Patrick Byrne, born Fort Wayne, 1962 (end of the Boomer generation).His father was chairman of Berkshire Hathaway's GEICO.
Education: Dartmouth, Asian Studies and Philosophy
certificate from Beijing Normal University
Masters Degree Cambridge, Mathematical Logic
PhD. Stanford, Philosophy

This will be enough for all morons in good standing to make up their minds.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (8ZmvG)

254 Joe at 225.
That's probably good advice. I'm gonna get arrested for sure for being behind the bar.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (yhYmR)

255 Seriuosly, ask her up to your room for drinks. What's the worse that can happen, she says no?
Don't be a pussy.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)

256 You need two bourbons on the rocks. Stat.

You need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

257 "Don't I recognize you from somewhere? Yeah, you have a Patreon...I bought your bath water!"

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (j/p3x)

258 Trump isn't aging because he has more money than god, is really good at what he does, and has been making hard decisions since christ was a corporal. The hot wife doesn't hurt either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (9Om/r)

259 Brenda and Eddie were the popular steady
and the King and the Queen of the prom ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (EcqY2)


I love that song.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (h2Bdk)

260 Holy Shit Byrne's "Rabbi" is Warren Buffett ?? that is who told him to go forward on all of this

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)

261 Has Joey Bidet groped Tin Lizzy yet and sniffed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (Q1/kj)

262 PhD. Stanford, Philosophy

This will be enough for all morons in good standing to make up their minds.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Or to question EVERYTHING

Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

263 255 Seriuosly, ask her up to your room for drinks. What's the worse that can happen, she says no?
Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)


If you were tending bar all day, would you want to go anywhere for drinks?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (h2Bdk)

264 I love that song.

Posted by: Ace's liver


Listening to it now. Mr. Joel had some talent.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (T6t7i)

265 Bid $800,000,000.00 for Greenland

do I hear $805,000,000.00



Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)


A million quatloos.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (9Om/r)

266 You need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.


Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

---
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

My wife agrees.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

267 250
Diogenes @ 1. . . Something (my phone won't cut-n-paste today).
Keep your face out of your phone. She's a beautiful woman. Talk to her.


Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cMKTA)

Tell her you're there for the Cyber Warfare Conference. Chicks love that line.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (Zv1X1)

268 Rember how we couldn't sanction Iran, because the holier than thou European Union wouldn't go along?

It was IMPOSSIBLE for Bush, Clinton and Obama, but they really, really tried. Honest they did!

Trump did put on effective sanctions.

How? No one else could?

He gave everyone in the world a choice.

"You can trade with Iran, but I will close the entire US Banking System to you. Your choice."

Barky and Georgie could have done it. None of them had the balls to upset the "Norms of Statecraft"

Trump is shaking things up. He and the US are the 800 pound gorilla of the world. And the world knows it.

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EK+Pw)

269 I love that song.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (h2Bdk)


Doesn't everybody?

Great, great song.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (EcqY2)

270 Tell her you're from out of town and need some advice. Does she know of anywhere that sells quicklime 24/7? Any motels that let you pay cash and stay under an assumed name?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (j/p3x)

271
Any time I watch Trump taking questions or otherwise speak extemporaneously, I am impressed. The guy is sharp and knows his stuff. p

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (LAlc3)

272 221 among my favorite traits is Trump's willingness/ability to do press without prep, notes, or anyone else there. These "chopper pressers" are amazing, and a [welcome] throw-back to how *all* interaction with the press was done not all that long ago.
...
...
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM


He's the Alpha walking easily back and forth choosing the next one.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (xcd1u)

273 Holy Shit Byrne's "Rabbi" is Warren Buffett ?? that is who told him to go forward on all of this
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Buffet/Berkshire Hathaway's investments are nearly all in the US. Not globalized at all.

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointer at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)

274 Ah, I see sage advice has already been offered. I particularly appreciate the "stare intently while masturbating. I forget to think outside the box.

Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (cMKTA)

275 254
Joe at 225.

That's probably good advice. I'm gonna get arrested for sure for being behind the bar.Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (yhYmR)

Son, live a little. Make sure you tell that honey I sent you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (CPk08)

276 Or to question EVERYTHING
Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)


You haven't proved you exist yet !

Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (LPnfS)

277 I'd go how about coffee and pie?

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)

278 I would just take Greenland! ...unless that's what Trump says he'll do. I would never do that!

Posted by: Jar-Jar Biden at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (za+mW)

279 Presdent Obama still looks like he be only 30. Truymp is a clown and a dunce and usually stooped people look younger ...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (qM84C)

280 Or to question EVERYTHING
Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
---
Why wouldn't you question questioning everything?

I did.

And broke something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)

281 Tell her she reminds you of your favorite Dungeons and Dragons character you ever played, a beautiful Wood Elf Level 14 Wizard / Level 6 Incantatrix named Moonglow Eversoul.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)

282
Bid $800,000,000.00 for Greenland
do I hear $805,000,000.00

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)

No reserve?
As is, no warranty?

Posted by: YIKES! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (t6XCL)

283 Gitmo is not relevant to any of the presumed offenses, hoped for prosecutions, or nationality of the expected defendants. It's for foreigners, specifically foreign unlawful combatants [whole point was to try them outside the country, because inside the full constitutional due process limits apply]. Defrauding the FISC is not under the UCMJ, and no military justice element, including a tribunal, would have anything to do with it. Not sure why Gitmo gets dragged into all this.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (QDnY+)

284 Ok, ask her if she'll have breakfast with you. Room service.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Zv1X1)

285 Just mint a couple of Trillion dollar coins and give 'em to Denmark.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

286 274
Ah, I see sage advice has already been offered. I particularly
appreciate the "stare intently while masturbating. I forget to think
outside the box.


Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (cMKTA)

---
And thinking like that ensures one will never get *inside* the box, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)

287 Ok, ask her if she'll have breakfast with you. Room service.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Zv1X1)


Pancakes!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (EcqY2)

288
He was starting with something around the level of a sea anemone. He doesn't really have much room for travel downwards.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (EcqY2)

What did sea anemones do to hurt you?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (II6Oo)

289 You haven't proved you exist yet !
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic

*cogitates*

Posted by: Miklos Descartes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

290 Trump definitely has stamina, and an enviably thick skin. When he talks about "low energy" people, he has a point.

I am a "negative energy" person, as you've all noticed.

Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (mk9aG)

291 281
Tell her she reminds you of your favorite Dungeons and Dragons character
you ever played, a beautiful Wood Elf Level 14 Wizard / Level 6
Incantatrix named Moonglow Eversoul. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)


Works best if you are wearing a three wolves moon T-shirt.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (CPk08)

292 Sigh....

We definitely need a place to post pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)

293 PDT has Melania for a wife

Don Jr., Eric and Baron for heirs plus Ivanka.

Has FU money .

I'll bet Barky likes his portfolio a lot better under PDT.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (j0Zty)

294 ---
And thinking like that ensures one will never get *inside* the box, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
---
She'll demand that you think: outside the box.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)

295 "TheStorm is about to make landfall"

Before or after the walls come off?

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Tnijr)

296 279 Presdent Obama still looks like he be only 30. Truymp is a clown and a dunce and usually stooped people look younger ...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (qM84C)


Mary, that's the way it is with some coke heads.
They look fine and healthy then one day it all goes
to shit.

General Barr's going to help him with that.

Posted by: It's Really ObamaGate at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (xcd1u)

297 263 255 Seriuosly, ask her up to your room for drinks. What's the worse that can happen, she says no?
Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)

If you were tending bar all day, would you want to go anywhere for drinks?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (h2Bdk)

Oh, I missed that part. Hell, offer her 500 bucks to leave now for the night until morning. She is a bartender after all.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (QwmrN)

298 [I}She'll demand that you think: outside the box.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)

"I need to maybe talk to the box a bit first."

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (CPk08)

299 291 281
Tell her she reminds you of your favorite Dungeons and Dragons character
you ever played, a beautiful Wood Elf Level 14 Wizard / Level 6
Incantatrix named Moonglow Eversoul. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)

Works best if you are wearing a three wolves moon T-shirt.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (CPk0

Should call it Three Wolves Poon, amiright?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

300 It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer questions without prep, and just say what they think.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)

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It's not nearly as hard when you have a solid internal moral compass that doesn't depend on what some shitweasel in the media or some poll with shitty methods and metrics says about you.

See RR and DJT.

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (kdodL)

301 Nyah Broseidon?

No nekogrrl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Q1/kj)

302 292
Sigh....



We definitely need a place to post pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)

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Email can be found at the link in my nic.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (cfSRQ)

303 You haven't proved you exist yet !
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic

*cogitates*
Posted by: Miklos Descartes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nope--Descartes was a cheater. If you don't exist, how can I accept that you think?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)

304 260 Holy Shit Byrne's "Rabbi" is Warren Buffett ?? that is who told him to go forward on all of this
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)

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Warren Buffets BN Railroad has gotten really rich moving fracked South Dakotan and Montanan oil by rail, after his close friend President Barky Ofuckup decided to stop building oil pipelines.

About half of BN's business is moving oil that should be in pipelines.

I wonder what Good ole Joe has promised Warren and his other Chinese and European friends?

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (EK+Pw)

305 Is her hamper full? Can you rummage through i?

Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (cMKTA)

306 "His hair is--I don't know what's going on with that."

Oh, that hair joke NEVER gets old! When we say lefties are humorless, that's a huge understatement. They are antihumorists. Or whatever the "square root of negative one" humorists are called.

Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (mk9aG)

307 With a 6' 2" woman, first things first.

Check for an Adam's apple.

If you clear that hurdle, she's a bartender, she's heard ever cheesy line ever.

Ask her if there is anywhere fun to go in the area and work in the "where do you go" question during that convo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (DXtUo)

308 Pancakes!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (EcqY2)

Exactly!
I once bought just condoms and ice cream. When I checked out the gal at the register wouldn't stop hitting on me. Is that a thing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (Zv1X1)

309 rd, you've got the history of Iran sanctions, and also the norm-breaking record of Bush, wrong, but no point in getting it right around here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

310 First, get a box.

Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)

311 MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, the CBD oil or whatever and the custom glassware "infuser"...oh I have to lie down

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)

312 I'd go how about coffee and pie?
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)


hmmmm, pie!

Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (LPnfS)

313 310 First, get a box.
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)


Cut a hole in the box...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

314 Diogenes-She's heard every line, and there's nothing new you can say. She's sized you up already and knows what you're thinking. Just be prepared, because it's almost certain she'll shoot you down.


No, I wasn't good at dating. Why do you ask?

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (T6t7i)

315 "You haven't proved you exist yet!" Ever since I took that online epistemology course, I don't believe anything.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)

316 First, get a box.
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)
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Go home and get your shinebox.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (DuZls)

317 We definitely need a place to post pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)


I think hogmartin or kbdabear can take care of that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (BiNEL)

318 285
Just mint a couple of Trillion dollar coins and give 'em to Denmark.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

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We'll mint a trillion dollar coin!

Posted by: Paul "Enron" Krugman at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)

319 They're badmouthing Rushmore just to ease the sting when we put DJT on it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (SqopC)

320 One thing about Barky McDogeaterface is doesn't appear the he ever flew on Epstien's plane.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

321 Cobbler > Pie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (v47m3)

322 "You haven't proved you exist yet!" Ever since I took that online epistemology course, I don't believe anything.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)
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But you didn't take any course, you set of letters on a webpage.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)

323 http://bit.ly/2L9ik7E
*******
Explosive Patrick Byrne Interview with Marth McCallum & Whitaker commentary - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)

324 This is amuzing stuff but its lights out time
And starting to rain.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (BbGew)

325
I read that as "anal harassment"....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (CPk0

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That's they're working up to as official policy, I can tell. But only for POWs (persons of whiteness).

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (LAlc3)

326 285
Just mint a couple of Trillion dollar coins and give 'em to Denmark.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)


It's a pain getting change for those things.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (0QYMt)

327

#TheStorm is about to make landfall





John has a long mustache

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11V5c)

328 Seriously. Go with the Cyber Warfare line. Can't miss. Ask any ette here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)

329 Where are the ettes btw?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)

330 Tell her you are a virgin and just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which is why you are in town. Go for the pity fuck.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (QwmrN)

331 Nope--Descartes was a cheater. If you don't exist, how can I accept that you think?
Posted by: Axeman

Regretfully, there are many people in the world who do not think, but nevertheless, they are.

And vote.

Posted by: Miklos the Stoic at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

332 John has a long mustache
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11V5c)
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I didn't shave this morning.

Posted by: John at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (DuZls)

333 320
One thing about Barky McDogeaterface is doesn't appear the he ever flew on Epstien's plane.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

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Well, duh. He wasn't into girls. Women, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)

334 Candlebox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (v47m3)

335 "But you didn't take any course, you set of letters on a webpage." I don't believe you.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (mk9aG)

336 "Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing my ex-wife's favorite perfume - fear...."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)

337 I'm telling ya, those NYC cocktail parties are just like the klan meetings of yore

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (+8+gB)

338 "but no point in getting it right around here. "

Facts don't care about your facts!

Posted by: Baby Snark Shapiro at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

339 Warren Buffets BN Railroad has gotten really rich moving fracked South Dakotan and Montanan oil by rail, after his close friend President Barky Ofuckup decided to stop building oil pipelines.

About half of BN's business is moving oil that should be in pipelines.


Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (EK+Pw)


Harkening back to the old "monopolists" ... Rockefeller almost got run out of business because his oil was going to be shut out of the train transport in a spat with a bunch of other rivals ... so Rockefeller did what an "evil monopolist" does ... he innovated and started building the first oil pipelines. His power grew tenfold after that and he had even more control over his product, his distribution and everybody else's, too.

Just wanted to throw that in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (EcqY2)

340 CEO dude is a mental case.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)

341 Well. Damn.
So far I have a great picture of my beer.
I'm too old for this.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)

342
333 320
One thing about Barky McDogeaterface is doesn't appear the he ever flew on Epstien's plane.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

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Well, duh. He wasn't into girls. Women, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)

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Find Epstein's pole-smoking counterpart, and the photos will be there.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LAlc3)

343 336
"Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing my ex-wife's favorite perfume - fear...."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)

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"Her disappearance was...a tragedy."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)

344 Candlebox is the slightly less impressive version of Seven Mary Three.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (j/p3x)

345

Bid 802,701 talking rings for Greenland.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

346 Take a old 100 dollar bill. Find a copy machine. Make 20 copies. Put the real on on top. Offer her "2 grand".

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (QwmrN)

347 Wow, my wife just gave me a quick recap of the Byrne interview.


They better put this guy in Area 51 or he won't be around much longer ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)

348 341
Well. Damn.

So far I have a great picture of my beer.

I'm too old for this.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)

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Such a tease.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)

349 CEO dude is a mental case.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)


I'm telling you, he's John MacAfee's long-lost brother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (EcqY2)

350 CEO dude is a mental case.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)
*******
so why would Fox have him on for 24 minutes ?? Thank you Concern troll

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (BqBId)

351 Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (QwmrN)

We really need a thread reader type app for critical horde advice commentary, so our "friends" can see all the helpful suggestions generated!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (BiNEL)

352 I love it how the media act as if Trump is some guy who was dropped from outer space one day, Trump has been on the scene for 40 fucking years and has pretty much been the same for all of it.

Same energy, same positivity, same talking up the things he wants to talk up, smashing his enemies with Thor's hammer when needed.

He is the dictionary definition of what you see is what you get.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Cn5ck)

353
Find Epstein's pole-smoking counterpart, and the photos will be there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Does Elton John have a plane?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

354 >>After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more. He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.




Longer than that. IIRC there's an interview of him talking about what he would do as president from the 80's (from Oprah or Donahue, I think) and he talks about the stuff he's doing now.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)

355 Here's an excerpt from Penelope Gristlefink in Aug 20 medium dot com, regarding Kevin Williamson:

"the week that Kevin went to bury his mom in Texas, I stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented the health food store where I worked."

NOW will you morons go read it? Marriage made in heaven.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)

356 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (EcqY2)

No joke! He came to mind while watching him! haha

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MAstk)

357 Diogenes, tell her you're there for the cyber warfare conference jut like Donald Duck Dunn used to attend. Then tell her he played with the Memphis sound crew, and you kept ice in his glass.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (UUkQp)

358 OT, just got off phone with little bro and his "Banker." Bro wants the 35K I have earmarked for him from the profits I made selling my home. I now live in dad's house, per dad's wishes. Dad quitclaimed the house to all three of us, so I need to buy my brother out. He wants to use today's value, not date of death value. I have been paying all bills and had two mortgages until this past march.


His banker says I need to sign a "gift letter" for the 15K down payment. Sounds hinky and I don't want the tax ramifications.

Anyone have any insight? Going to call my atty tomorrow, but I'm a little pissed right now.

Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (BLFnH)

359 @336
""Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing my ex-wife's favorite perfume - fear...."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)

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"Her disappearance was...a tragedy."

And you have a great dog.
I see you walk him every morning....

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (SqopC)

360 341
Well. Damn.

So far I have a great picture of my beer.

I'm too old for this.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)

Just reach over and slowly unbutton her shirt. Help her shrug out of it. Tell her she's gorgeous. Hey, she'll probably want to take one of those "Selflets" if you give her the phone. Girls love that stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (CPk08)

361 Diogenes, your at a Cybersecurity function and you don't have a cigarette lighter with a camera function?

2weeks loss of pay for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (j0Zty)

362 Does Elton John have a plane?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

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Twinkerbell Express?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)

363 Take her to a movie and pull the mouse in the popcorn trick. Get extra butter and cut a hole in the bottom and...

Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va)

364 Where are the ettes btw?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)


Wherever they are, they're shaking their heads and they don't even know why.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

365 so why would Fox have him on for 24 minutes ?? Thank you Concern troll
..

Stop swallowing and think for a minute.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)

366 I'm only in town to do my verification with the Guinness people for my record breaking penis. It's hard to schedule a meeting, since I'm usually busy smuggling blood diamonds amd authenticating Old Master paintings for the Vatican. I'm sorry, this all must seem terribly mundane to you.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (j/p3x)

367 >>>His power grew tenfold after that and he had even more control over his product, his distribution and everybody else's, too.

Just wanted to throw that in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (EcqY2)


Saw that series. Last decent production the History Channel did.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (xcd1u)

368 Dude did too much acid.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)

369 Oy.

Back to painting prep.

Stay safe, ye in the Storm's path.

Good Luck, ye in the Stormy path ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (LPnfS)

370
Stop swallowing and think for a minute.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)
********
I know a lot more than you can ever even think off, So is that your final answer. NO ANSWER?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (BqBId)

371 "the week that Kevin went to bury his mom in Texas, I stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented the health food store where I worked"

That's the funniest thing I have read all year.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

372 "the week that Kevin went to bury his mom in Texas, I
stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all
kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented
the health food store where I worked."



NOW will you morons go read it? Marriage made in heaven.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)

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Wait, what?

Link?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

373 HA is not a concern troll. he's been consistently MAGA and has consistently posted good content in these threads.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

374 His banker says I need to sign a "gift letter" for the 15K down payment. Sounds hinky and I don't want the tax ramifications.

Anyone have any insight? Going to call my atty tomorrow, but I'm a little pissed right now.
Posted by: Infidel

Maybe because you can give anyone a gift of 15k per year free of tax to either giver or recipient.

Posted by: Miklos, not a CPA in your state or province at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

375 Question for AoSHQ etymologists: Penelope == Bovid penis?

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)

376 Q: Why does Elton John play the piano?

A: Because he sucks on the organ!

Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)

377 329 Where are the ettes btw?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)

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Sittin' on the porch, watching the rain.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RU4sa)

378 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
*******
I have seen him post nothing but polls

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (BqBId)

379 I know a lot more than you can ever even think off, So is that your final answer.

..

LOL

Sure Jan.

Guy comes on to offer major breaking news and wears a grateful dead hat.

lulz

He's crazy.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (MAstk)

380 Diogenes

Ah. The wonder of the Horde giving bad advice. Never fails to be highly amusing!

Tell her you are the part owner of a smart military blog. {I assume you hit the tip jar!} And here for the Cyber warfare Conference.

Tell her that her selfie would beak the Internet. And your international audience is not believing you without pictures. So, the truth, or part of it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

381 @376
In the U.K. that could get you a visit from the Nice Police.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)

382 Get a jump rope and ask her to model it for you.

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (FhXTo)

383 Can we stop calling Mr. Cuomo anything other than Fredo?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (WDnN1)

384 2weeks loss of pay for you.
Posted by: Ben Had

It's cyber.
I'll try to clone her phone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (yhYmR)

385 "Wait, what? Link?" I dunno how to make a link that does not crash this site. Look for Aug 20 medium dot com.

When Ace reads it, we are going to have a Week-Long Partay!!!!

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mk9aG)

386 Why does Elton John play the piano?

A: Because he sucks on the organ!

Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)
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Ha! Funeral for a Friend proves you wrong!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (DuZls)

387 373 HA is not a concern troll. he's been consistently MAGA and has consistently posted good content in these threads.
..

Thank you.

Not a troll at all. I just don't swallow everything.

Even if I want it to be true.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (MAstk)

388 366
I'm only in town to do my verification with the Guinness people for my
record breaking penis. It's hard to schedule a meeting, since I'm
usually busy smuggling blood diamonds amd authenticating Old Master
paintings for the Vatican. I'm sorry, this all must seem terribly
mundane to you.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (j/p3x)

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Don't forget to mention the shit you saw in 'Nam. You saw a lot of shit in 'Nam.

(Believe it or not, I've used that line with startlingly good effect, despite the fact that I was born AFTER 'Nam. People. Are. Stupid.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)

389 I love it how the media act as if Trump is some guy who was dropped from outer space one day, Trump has been on the scene for 40 fucking years and has pretty much been the same for all of it.

Posted by: Radical Centrist

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They honestly can't get past his hair style and all the bling furnishings in his buildings. No matter what great things he does for America, they'll miss it.

In some ways, he is the Rep version of James Traficant - (minus the fed convictions) - he'll say anything, enjoys fights with aholes and takes care of his people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Y4EXg)

390 SMH hugs to you, Darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (j0Zty)

391 Who sang, I want a little girl?

_Eric Clapton
_Ray Charles
_Louis Armstrong

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (xcd1u)

392 Can we stop calling Mr. Cuomo anything other than Fredo?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (WDnN1)
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I'm willing to call him Feebo.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (DuZls)

393 Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (MAstk)
*******
Billion Dollar company & Name drops Warren Buffett

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (BqBId)

394 Trump is getting rejuvenated in office. He loves the art of the deal and winning. He's in hog heaven.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ABjxW)

395 Diogenes, find a cute animal video on SunnySkyz to show her.

Much better than inviting her to an MTG tourney.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (t0Z53)

396 Why does Elton John play the piano?

A: Because he sucks on the organ!

Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)
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Ha! Funeral for a Friend proves you wrong!
Posted by: Axeman

----

Well, I do know that on "Madman Across The Water" he had Rick Wakeman helping out.

Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (3+4IK)

397 Gristlefink gains points for honesty, but as I noted yesterday, she's a horrible person. She might even be a worse person than Kevin.

Doesn't give Kevin the right to hit her, obviously. But she'd hit him a couple times.

Kevin should have stayed far away from this clearly-damaged and nasty person, but Misery Loves Company, as they say.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ykYG2)

398 "Does Elton John have a plane?" Up his ass. It's like a hangar.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (mk9aG)

399 He wants to use today's value, not date of death value. I have been paying all bills and had two mortgages until this past march.

Yes, if you can subtract all the maintenance et cetera you paid during {today's date - death date).

I am not a lawyer and am fairly stupid about dealing with back stabbing relatives.

Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (LPnfS)

400
Thank you.



Not a troll at all. I just don't swallow everything.



Even if I want it to be true.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (MAstk)

Me either.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (CPk08)

401 What sort of show does Fredo have that such speculation on his part even comes up? It sounds like an Andy Rooney piece, not a "CNN anchor's" prime time show

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (za+mW)

402 I'm sorry, this all must seem terribly mundane to you.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar

Return the isotopes and all is forgiven.

Posted by: Miklos the unknown Hungarian phycisist at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

403 Billion Dollar company & Name drops Warren Buffett
..

Come on man, do you believe that?

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (MAstk)

404
When Ace reads it, we are going to have a Week-Long Partay!!!!

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mk9aG)

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Use one of the tiny URL thingies or simply break it up.

Hit return often to break it up and tell us to remove spaces.

Easy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

405 NaCly, I'm making a sign for you to take to the airport.

I'm just here for the "Ettes

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (j0Zty)

406 Saw that series. Last decent production the History Channel did.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (xcd1u)


They did the Frontiersmen series afterwards. It was also very good. Not as good as the industrialists, but worth watching.

They won't show the original Men Who Built America. I keep looking for it but they won't play it. Assholes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (EcqY2)

407 I saw a lot of shit in downtown Denver.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

408 "Don't forget to mention the shit you saw in 'Nam. You saw a lot of shit in 'Nam."

Still do.

Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

409 Sittin' on the porch, watching the rain.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RU4sa)


{{{SMH}}}
A wise move, sit this thread out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

410 Straight up give her your phone and tell her to post something here.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (QwmrN)

411

Penelope Gristlefink sounds like a made up name from the mind of W.C. Fields.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)

412 *Hugs Ben Had back*

Less than two months to go!

Woooohooooo!

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (RU4sa)

413 Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (MAstk)
*******
I don't know DOLT, Lets see if Buffett sues him

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (BqBId)

414 gp Is A Brain In A Vat

I read the entire letter. I really dislike him, and he is an asshole, and partially evil, but ...

She be crazy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

415 Question for AoSHQ etymologists: Penelope == Bovid penis?
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)


Wife of Odysseus. Notably did not fuck anyone during his absence, including an Indian man who was a customer at the health food store where Odysseus worked. The myth is very clear on that part.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

416
Q: Why doesn't Elton John shop at Sports Authority?



A: Because he likes Dicks.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9Om/r)

417 371 "the week that Kevin went to bury his mom in Texas, I stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented the health food store where I worked"

Dot or feather? I need to know.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)

418 "Gristlefink"

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Tnijr)

419 407
I saw a lot of shit in downtown Denver.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

I have found "You know, autopsies are always interesting, but wow did I do an interesting one today!" to be amazingly effective.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (CPk08)

420 "Doesn't give Kevin the right to hit her," Not a right, but a duty.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (mk9aG)

421 349 CEO dude is a mental case.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)

His cheese and his cracker did appear to have different zip codes

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (+8+gB)

422 Hey Hrothgar!

It's cool enough to open all the windows.

I have always loved the rain.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (RU4sa)

423 Zombie could tell us about the shit she saw in San Fran.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DuZls)

424 Infidel : I think you should DEFINITELY listen to your lawyer. This smells like a hobo's air mattress.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

425 "Gristlefink. You can't make this shit up."

I erred. It is "Gristelfink." I regret the error.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mk9aG)

426 I don't know DOLT, Lets see if Buffett sues him
..

You get defensive really easy and resort too quickly to name calling.

It's a disagreement you don't need to et personal.

You think he's credible I think he's nuts.

And the panel on FBN looked like they agreed with me.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MAstk)

427 He is the dictionary definition of what you see is what you get.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Cn5ck)

Excellent analysis!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Z+IKu)

428 Man, before I sign off for the night - my wife was right back in 2006 - Overstock.com really real determine the future of the nation!

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (32YRo)

429 His cheese and his cracker did appear to have different zip codes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (+8+gB)


Yep.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (MAstk)

430 "Wife of Odysseus. "

Now there was a model of a woman to aspire to. Let's contrast with CardiB shall we?

Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (Tnijr)

431 Diogenes,
Use the 3 magic words on her
"Are those real?"

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

432 Ben Had

Thank you.

I was going to make one with a large Ace of Spades and NaCly Dog under it. Or Human Trafficking to the Texas Lair. One of the two.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

433 "Penelope Gristlefink sounds like a made up name from the mind of W.C. Fields."

Druscilla Penny (Carpenters.)
Auntie Griselda (Monkees.)

Please somebody make Ace read that letter!!!

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mk9aG)

434 When I go out of town, I tell women/college girls that I'm a independent talent evaluator for "insert MLB team". Complete wizardry and yet works. Plus, when I get searched on the net for verification and nothing comes up, it's because I'm "independent".

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (QwmrN)

435 Ben Had

Jewells45 and I have met. She is an unmistakable tall drink of water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

436 After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

I think he was prepping and watching for the right opportunity since the early 90's at least.

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (2Z9BN)

437 Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MAstk)
*******
You still haven't answered my 1st question , so I am going to guess you have no answer

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (BqBId)

438 Please somebody make Ace read that letter!!!

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mk9aG)

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The actual title would be helpfull.

Just saying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (cfSRQ)

439 "I erred. It is "Gristelfink." I regret the error."

It's pronounced "banana".

Posted by: CNN at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

440 The God Emperor isn't aging because he thrives on conflict and he's having the time of his life playing the Lefties like a violin. Dude is not the Galactic Overlord of trolls for nothing.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (5Yee7)

441 Oh c'mon. Nobody has had a more stressful Presidency, outside of wars for national survival. Plus, the man doesn't sleep.

Trump's just stronger and tougher than our modern political class sissies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (5aX2M)

442 You still haven't answered my 1st question , so I am going to guess you have no answer
..

The dude claims to have major info so they book him.

Watch the FBN interview a few mins in and the entire panel is looking around like uh this guys nutz.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (MAstk)

443 bth, the whole thing smells hinky, and bro has never bought a house. Lived in a 5th wheel past 20+ yrs and moved in with me about 10 yrs ago instead of file bankruptcy. But it's all my fault bc dad gave me POA and backup PR duties which kicked in when the PR died suddenly in April. At this point, I just want him and his trollop out of my life.

Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BLFnH)

444 Dot or feather? I need to know.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)


Not indigenous

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)

445 The Lowland Penelope inhabits the veldts of the sub-tropical zone, feeding on organic wheatgrass and airplane glue.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (mk9aG)

446 All joking aside: tell her she's stunning and is there a remote chance in hell you can have a drink with her or something.

It won't work, but you won't feel like a limp dick for passing up the opportunity.

If she says yes, THEN tell her about your D+D character.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (CPk08)

447 Ace has read it. He mentioned it earlier, and ripped on Kev for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (5aX2M)

448 Gristlefink's Indian name is Poaches With Rabbits.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

449 This thread reads like a room full of cats on coke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)

450 There is something like a pre booking interview, iirc.
How did he survive that?

Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

451 "I erred. It is "Gristelfink." I regret the error."

It's pronounced "banana".
Posted by: CNN

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I pronounce it "Throat-Wobbler Mangrove."

Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (3+4IK)

452 383 Can we stop calling Mr. Cuomo anything other than Fredo?
_______________________________________________

Yes. He's "Mathilde-Missed-Her-Abortion-Appointment."

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (gAXBD)

453 NaCly, Jewells and I have talked on the phone and the lady has a voice that could sell sex to a monastery monk.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (j0Zty)

454 Not indigenous
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)


Could go into a 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

455 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (BqBId)

Trust me dude we're on the same team.

We want the same outcome I just think this dude is clearly nuts.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (MAstk)

456 Just look at all the vacation time Trump has logged! That will show you just how dedicated (or not) he is to working the job. Not to mention the paltry number of hours he works every day - taking a whole, sumptuous 4-5 hours of sleep every night.
Yup, the guy is just lazy as laissez-faire!

Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (/sTHK)

457 This thread reads like a room full of cats on coke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
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It needs some Steely Dan!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)

458 Tell her you won on Jeopardy. Actually don't, it hasn't worked for me all that well.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (j/p3x)

459 At this point, I just want him and his trollop out of my life.

Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BLFnH)


Get advice from a good estate attorney and an estate CPA before you sign anything or send him a dime, and bill the expenses against the estate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BiNEL)

460 "The actual title would be helpfull."

"Letter to the editor of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg"

medium dot com, Aug 20.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)

461 453
NaCly, Jewells and I have talked on the phone and the lady has a voice that could sell sex to a monastery monk.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (j0Zty)

Talk about damning with faint praise......

Posted by: G. Boccacio at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (CPk08)

462 Janice is in Augusta.

I'm attending a conference on Cyber Warfare which may explain the radio interference mentioned above. Or the Area 51 idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (yhYmR)


Explain why you are there and imply that you are an expert. Emphasize how ubiquitous and dangerous phone and computer viruses are and, although you work on stopping international attacks (international man of mystery that you are), you would be glad to check her devices out. Once in...........

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Ut9W7)

463 Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (MAstk)
*******
So Sara Carter is gullible too

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BqBId)

464 "Ace has read it. He mentioned it earlier, and ripped on Kev for it."

Damn, I missed it. Sorry!

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (mk9aG)

465 I'm surprised this Patrick Byrne dude was never shot dead by dinner partners who got sick of him. Man, he is annoying and doesn't shut the hell up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (EcqY2)

466 Says the Fredo with a receding hairline from taking too many roids.

Does he not care enough about his hair to get off the juice?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8ts9m)

467 THEN tell her about your D+D character.

Make sure to impress on her that you'll only go 3.5 edition or first edition Pathfinder though. You gotta have some standards.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

468 You know, Chris breastfed his children. Steroids will do that, you know.

Posted by: Bette Midler at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (gAXBD)

469 So Sara Carter is gullible too
..

Very credible and a fantastic source.

Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MAstk)

470 BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism

DJ Trump was on Carson back in the day . He was asked about being President back in the 70's. It's in YouTube.

President Nixon called him after the show and told him to go for it. He has been thinking of this for a long time, but Melania was the catalyst., IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

471 "Tell her you won on Jeopardy. Actually don't, it hasn't worked for me all that well."

Try telling her you lost.

Posted by: Weird Al at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)

472 Truly, Fredo has a dizzying intellect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (2B9A/)

473
I'm surprised this Patrick Byrne dude was never shot dead by dinner partners who got sick of him. Man, he is annoying and doesn't shut the hell up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Just another Talking Head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (aKsyK)

474 Boulder is correct, man of taste that he is. Only people of poor moral fibre play 4e.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (j/p3x)

475 As big as his arms are, he still can't lift the fucking toilet seat up.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo Cuomo at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (gAXBD)

476 Well gang.
Thanxs for the advice. It was fun.
Janice has only been here for three weeks, is from Jasper and her boyfriend is a painter. As in artist. And that glass she keeps washing is easily the cleanest glass in the joint.
Alas...were I younger...and single.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)

477
Get advice from a good estate attorney and an estate CPA before you sign anything or send him a dime, and bill the expenses against the estate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BiNEL)

Thanks, I work for estate attys in Grand Junction. The atty for the estate is in Denver and also a tax lawyer. She's who I'm calling tomorrow. I'm just spitting nails mad right now. They were trying to gang up on me and I was having none of it.

Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (BLFnH)

478 457 This thread reads like a room full of cats on coke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
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It needs some Steely Dan!
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)

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Peg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)

479 Make sure to impress on her that you'll only go 3.5 edition or first edition Pathfinder though. You gotta have some standards.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

Chicks dig a man with standards. Thats why I always tell them about my best set of carving knives and how I keep them sharp.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (CPk08)

480 I have always loved the rain.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (RU4sa)


Rain from the vantage point of a porch is a thing of beauty, as long as the wind cooperates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

481 I'm surprised this Patrick Byrne dude was never shot dead by dinner partners who got sick of him. Man, he is annoying and doesn't shut the hell up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (EcqY2)


Hang on, so we're NOT talking about Gabriel Byrne?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

482 Ben Had

I met her with my wife, so I paid that no attention. At all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

483 I like your picture. I keep it with your letter...
And when you smile for the camera, I know I love you better!...

It's your favorite foreign movie.

Posted by: Ex-ex at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RU4sa)

484 Diogenes, knew it was all in jest because I knew there was a Mrs.D.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (j0Zty)

485 Tell her you just got out of prison for killling a pedophile and rapist.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (QwmrN)

486
Peg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)
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What's with Pegging me?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (DuZls)

487 Okay ... I could only take 18 minutes of patrick Byrne ranting and raving about ... I don't even know what, anymore.

He pretty much lost me at that crap about the government - the "Men in Black" ... ooooooh - trying to set up Shrillary for blackmail. LOL.


It seems to me he was more interested in playing the role of some super-spy. he thinks he's James Bond or something.

If he were next to me on a cliff, I'd give him a push.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EcqY2)

488 476
Well gang.

Thanxs for the advice. It was fun.

Janice has only been here for three weeks, is from Jasper and her
boyfriend is a painter. As in artist. And that glass she keeps washing
is easily the cleanest glass in the joint.

Alas...were I younger...and single.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)

He's a painter? My boy, she's a peach ready to be plucked from that tree.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (CPk08)

489
"The actual title would be helpfull."



"Letter to the editor of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg"



medium dot com, Aug 20.

Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)

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Yeah, found it.

Very sad reading.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)

490 By the way, when I referenced "my people," I meant dickless retards from Southampton who live off their dead father's name.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (gAXBD)

491 Tell her your favorite song is Happiness is a Warm Gun

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)

492 Trump looks young because he is a STUD... married to a supermodel is better then being married to another biological man (Obama)

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (qM84C)

493 for the uninitiated, Weird Al Jeopardy:

https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ

Posted by: Weird Al at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Tnijr)

494 Alas...were I younger...and single.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)

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I thought all you wanted was a photo to share with the Horde?!

*Harumpf!*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (cfSRQ)

495 Truymp is a big time LOOOOOOOSER !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (qM84C)

496 Janice: "But 5e is so elegant! Bounded accuracy makes for a more balanced play experience!"

"Out of my sight, trollop, and speak no more heresies!!"

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (j/p3x)

497 Ha! Love it.

American Greatness has an article: Minorities Don’t Believe Trump Is a Racist
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https://tinyurl.com/y444qr6u
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Welcome to self-made irrelevance Democratic Party.

Really....nobody tell the Dems....

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (DuZls)

498 I met her with my wife, so I paid that no attention. At all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (u82oZ)


Just remember to keep that story consistent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (BiNEL)

499 Mary, please return our calls.

And no, those lab results are not caused by excessive yogurt in your diet.

Posted by: Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Center at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (gAXBD)

500 Hang on, so we're NOT talking about Gabriel Byrne?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)


This could be his greatest role.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (EcqY2)

501 Gristlefink gains points for honesty, but as I noted yesterday, she's a horrible person. She might even be a worse person than Kevin.

We don't know if she's honest or not. The whole thing could have been made up from whole cloth.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (h2Bdk)

502 Byrne From wiki: "He is a cancer survivor, and has ridden a bicycle across the country to raise awareness ..."

Is there anything more useless than virtue signaling err, raising awareness?

Posted by: Quilp at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Bf3hj)

503
469 So Sara Carter is gullible too
..

Very credible and a fantastic source.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MAstk)
*******
Well she broke the story a month ago

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)

504 Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

Go for the nostalgia kick, Tell her you only play Chainmail and Cosmic Encounters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

505 You know who else was a painter?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (j/p3x)

506 491
Tell her your favorite song is Happiness is a Warm Gun



Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)

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Oh, no. Many better titles than that.

I'm not even going to...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)

507 Janice: "But 5e is so elegant! Bounded accuracy makes for a more balanced play experience!"

"Out of my sight, trollop, and speak no more heresies!!"
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (j/p3x)


"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

508
This came up in my youtube recommended vids today.

Old, but awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnsXkZdDK30

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ur8yz)

509 Alas...were I younger...and single.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR

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Good Lord. We had a group at our corporate office for training this week. One of these CSRs was a fine, 5' tall Brazilian with big knockers. Hard to focus on presenting to that group.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (5aX2M)

510 Why do I think that 'Penelope Gristelfink' is Williamson himself in a wig like Norman Bates?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

511 Commissar Hrothgar

Aye, Aye, Skipper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

512 It needs some Steely Dan!
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)

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Peg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)


Good tune. There's a story about the guitar riff in the middle. It seems they went through 7 guitarists before settling on the guy who did it. It is about 20 seconds long.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)

513 "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Griffendor!

Posted by: Selection Hat at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (gAXBD)

514 Am I the only one who can't read articles on medium dot com on an IPhone?

Every time I follow a link there I get an Error 500.

Which is better than an error 600, but still sad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (pUDQf)

515 You know who else was a painter?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (j/p3x)
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No. No he wasn't. Who else sketched buildings with pencils.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (DuZls)

516 151 If this was 1802, the MSM would be blasting this headline,

"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

That's pretty much how the Alaska purchase was treated.

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (2Z9BN)

517 "Very sad reading." I only read the funny parts. It makes me look back on all my many experiences with Psycho-Bitches, and laff and laff and laff! Heh. Misery LOVES company!

Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (mk9aG)

518 506
491

Tell her your favorite song is Happiness is a Warm Gun






Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)


Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter is a pretty good icebreaker too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (CPk08)

519 We did a 23 and Me test on Cuomo and his heritage is not Italy.

It is Swiss cow.

Posted by: Italian Historian at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (gAXBD)

520 Why a boy's best friend is his psychotic bunny boiling Indian fucking ex.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (j/p3x)

521 Longer than that. IIRC there's an interview of him talking about what he would do as president from the 80's (from Oprah or Donahue, I think) and he talks about the stuff he's doing now.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)


I bet they were all cool with it too.
Then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (1g7ch)

522 Longer than that. IIRC there's an interview of him talking about what he would do as president from the 80's (from Oprah or Donahue, I think) and he talks about the stuff he's doing now.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)

I bet they were all cool with it too.
Then.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (1g7ch)
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It was all about what hot chicks he would bang as president. So the libs loved it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:56 PM (DuZls)

523 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

I was going to get a custom tee shirt for the festivities, but the cost seemed to be on the order of the airline tickets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)

524 Byrne's afternoon interview

Wow, that was a bit of a trainwreck. He looks scared shitless.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (HaL55)

525 I will probably get willowed, but I know the economy is running full steam.
How do I know?

Because almost every retail business with a sign reads "Now Hiring".
And by "almost every" I mean about 40-50% of them, which is a fuck-ton.
And the local factories? They cannot find enough warm bodies, even the ones that cannot pass drug tests.

What do you see where you are, Morons?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY8)

526 Augusta Ga. wild women. Should've gone in for the kill.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (QwmrN)

527 Did not read 500 comments so sorry if repeating

Mark Dice points out Clinton, Bush, Obama b4 & after pix are 8 yrs apart, Trump only 2-3 yrs. Duh

Posted by: cells suk at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (uz/Pv)

528 "Minorities Don't Believe Trump Is a Racist" Hell, I'm a racist, and I'll tell you: Trump is not a racist. I don't think he even notices race. With current record-low unemployment for PoCs, fools who call him racist ought to be drowned in naphtha.

Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mk9aG)

529 517
"Very sad reading." I only read the funny parts. It makes me look back
on all my many experiences with Psycho-Bitches, and laff and laff and
laff! Heh. Misery LOVES company!

Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (mk9aG)

---
Well, it explains a lot, that's for sure.

The big takeaway for me is that our Expert Class are broken people, just like us.

For them to act as though they've lived perfect lives and preach to us as from a mountain top free of sin is a crock.

Like Goldberg, Williamson is a miserable schlub.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:58 PM (cfSRQ)

530 Mark Dice points out Clinton, Bush, Obama b4 after pix are 8 yrs apart, Trump only 2-3 yrs. Duh

Posted by: cells suk at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (uz/Pv)
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Yeah, I kinda took that into account from the beginning. They don't usually talk about "aging as president" in the 3rd year.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:58 PM (DuZls)

531 What do you see where you are, Morons?
***


I've seen that to the extent the gentry liberals I know are complaining they have to pay more for their landscaping then is "fair".

Now if we *really* get serious about sending the illegals home and curtail H1Bs you might see a real reduction in the income inequality the left always rails about.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (WdocV)

532 Cuomo had a problem with The Godfather portraying Italians in the mafia, but not a peep about calling black people in Harlem "animals."

Posted by: Italian Historian at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (gAXBD)

533 Hrothgar, tell me what you want and my T-shirt CO will do it for you very reasonably.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (j0Zty)

534 What do you see where you are, Morons?
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I see a white field with grey boxes and text.

Why?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (DuZls)

535 Commissar Hrothgar

I should get a Polo shirt (I have too many t-shirts) with a logo: OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

536 , she's a peach ready to be plucked from that tree. "

Lovey lovey dovey all the time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (czLDv)

537
Trump judges men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin so...obviously racist right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (WdocV)

538 Did this Guy Benson fellow graduate from high school yet?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (ufFY8)

539 536
, she's a peach ready to be plucked from that tree. "



Lovey lovey dovey all the time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (czLDv)

I'm a grinner.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 09:01 PM (CPk08)

540 "What do you see where you are, Morons?"

Lots of fast food hiring, local Harbor Freight hiring, where I would totally work if given the choice between that and working in for service.

I bet I could get a job at Harbor Freight and be manager within two months.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Tnijr)

541 535
Commissar Hrothgar



I should get a Polo shirt (I have too many t-shirts) with a logo: OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

I should get a Paolo shirt with a logo OPSEX.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (ufFY8)

542 in "food" service, I mean.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (Tnijr)

543 Did anyone notice that Chris Cuomo has blue eyes like me?

In fact, he looks a lot like me?

In fact. . .

Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (gAXBD)

544 I see a white field with grey boxes and text.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (DuZls)


> EXAMINE BOXES

It is pitch grey. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> READ COMMENTS

*** YOU HAVE DIED ***

Your score is 0 of a possible 100, in 2 moves. This gives you the rank of Moron.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

545 Babylon Bee still hammering Snopes for not knowing better:
---
Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire
---

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (DuZls)

546 NaCly, you just solved something for me, Thanks.

Everything is 2x by design, OK?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (j0Zty)

547 In fact his father did not have blue eyes, nor did anyone in his family, including Mathilda?

Did anyone else notice that?

Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (gAXBD)

548 TBF "I really love your peaches want to shake your tree" is one of the most over the top, erotic, amazing and fantastic lines ever sung. I love that song.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk08)

549 That's my boy!

Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (gAXBD)

550 "What do you see where you are, Morons?" Agree. Less signs now than a few months ago, but still.

Unfortunately, I fear that this super-good labor market arises from super-goosing the QE and ZIRP. Spending and borrowing continues out of control. It can't last.

NOBODY remembers Sep 2008.

Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (mk9aG)

551 Deplorable Ian Galt

Bravo, good sir. Bravo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

552 Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mk9aG)

Pretty much this. Inasmuch as 'racist' has any meaning, it's not DJT.

The actual white-pride-world-wide crew do exist... and they hate Trump. He's too nice to da jooos for a start.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)

553 What I see.

There is a company that has been crying for help.

Look at Pactiv.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (j0Zty)

554 In fact his father did not have blue eyes, nor did anyone in his family, including Mathilda?

---------

Two recessives can't yield a dominant, but the opposite is possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

555 "I really love your peaches want to shake your tree"

Pfft

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)

556 American Greatness has an article: Minorities Don't Believe Trump Is a Racist
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https://tinyurl.com/y444qr6u

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Receiving awards from both Jesse and Al back in the day kinda disproves the 'racist' tag.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (RU4sa)

557 Ben Had

Uh, what?

Am I in trouble? Again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

558 TBF "I really love your peaches want to shake your tree" is one of the most over the top, erotic, amazing and fantastic lines ever sung. I love that song.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk0


The Fatboy Slim version has Bootsy Collins on vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

559 Hedgehog Hannity Critical, Crucial, Key Info! Hey Hedgehog those 3 words mean the same fucking thing

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 09:06 PM (BqBId)

560 516 151 If this was 1802, the MSM would be blasting this headline,

"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

That's pretty much how the Alaska purchase was treated.
Posted by: Raymond Duke



Without looking, I'm pretty sure the MSM of the day did blast Jefferson for the Louisiana Purchase. The MSM has been pretty consistent through out Time and Space at being wrong on just about everything.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ce3ya)

561 550
"What do you see where you are, Morons?" Agree. Less signs now than a few months ago, but still.



Unfortunately, I fear that this super-good labor market arises from
super-goosing the QE and ZIRP. Spending and borrowing continues out of
control. It can't last.



NOBODY remembers Sep 2008.

Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (mk9aG)

Hate to be an Eeyore, but I agree. Trump is King God Emperor Troll, and I have come to genuflect before his throne for that reason alone, but holy crap, the fucking debt is out of fucking controfuckingrol.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (CPk08)

562 Unfortunately, I fear that this super-good labor market arises from super-goosing the QE and ZIRP. Spending and borrowing continues out of control. It can't last.


-------

It only has to last for 25 more years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (amw5z)

563 *eyes Salty*

What did you do now?

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (RU4sa)

564
The stress only makes Trump stronger. He thrives on what wears 99.9% of the rest of the human population out.

Remember that video of Trump at some military academy graduation ceremony? He shook about 1000 hands, and was actually getting more livelier and animated as it went on.

He's getting younger in office, not older.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (NMAzL)

565 hey, you know that "me love you long time joe" thing that vietnamese hookers always advertise in the movies, what is that all about anyway? how long do you want some hooker to love you, don't you give her money so she will leave when you are done?

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (HALdu)

566 I knew that the growing noses of Demorats was due to their caring.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (nRj4F)

567 When you are in a rage
Cause trump did not age
Thats a freedo

Posted by: R Plant at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ucNdt)

568 TBF "I really love your peaches want to shake your
tree" is one of the most over the top, erotic, amazing and fantastic
lines ever sung. I love that song.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk0



I'll raise you one- "Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be held every night"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (9Om/r)

569 Without looking, I'm pretty sure the MSM of the day did blast Jefferson for the Louisiana Purchase. The MSM has been pretty consistent through out Time and Space at being wrong on just about everything.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ce3ya)
---
I can't imagine what you mean.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (DuZls)

570 Receiving awards from both Jesse and Al back in the day kinda disproves the 'racist' tag.

Those awards, from those two people, were often bought, from those two people. Which would class those awards as Indulgences.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

571 What do you see where you are, Morons?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY


Same. Businesses are looking for people, just about any vaguely humanoid seems to do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (0QYMt)

572 NaCly. a couple of OPSEC and a couple of

I have a Mattis Plan shirts will work for me

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (j0Zty)

573
Two recessives can't yield a dominant, but the opposite is possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Dominance and Submission

https://youtu.be/kpKJUa6IoBs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (aKsyK)

574 545 Babylon Bee still hammering Snopes for not knowing better:
---
Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire
---
Posted by: Axeman



Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (ce3ya)

575 If the brain keeps pace, you must replace!

Posted by: Jazzy Johnnie Cochran at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (iB1oa)

576 "The actual white-pride-world-wide crew do exist" Yes they most certainly do, Tucker Carlson and Sefton notwithstanding.

I'm the kind of racist you get when PoCs shoot at you every damn day. Not proud of being white, just tired of being blamed for being the World's Worst Race for the last ten years. Not an exterminationist type of racist, but give it some time.

Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (mk9aG)

577 555
"I really love your peaches want to shake your tree"



Pfft

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)

Not even close. Sorry. And the fatboy slim version is awesome. It's just an awesome song in general.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (CPk08)

578 SMH

You would think the possibilities are endless, but I am not sure what is going on. Ben Had is hinting at something I said.

And this is with my good typing behavior.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

579 *insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*

I win.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)

580 Babylon Bee has humiliated Snopes. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (amw5z)

581 Diogenes, knew it was all in jest because I knew there was a Mrs.D.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (j0Zty)

***

Yeah. True enough. And I'm good with that.
But I really am in Augusta attending the conference.
Her name really is Janice.
And they are spectacular.
I am a man after all...not dead.

No pic but no shit, think Gal Gadot, only bigger.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (yhYmR)

582 "Hate to be an Eeyore, but ... holy crap, the fucking debt is out of fucking controfuckingrol."

Get ready for the incoming poo-flinging!!

Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (mk9aG)

583 444 Dot or feather? I need to know.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)

Not indigenous

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)


American Indian not need health food grub worm.
American Indian know where power and health come from.

Posted by: Chief Pou Hatman at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (xcd1u)

584 Ben Had, I do not know this Salty character!

Just so we are clear!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

585 Two recessives can't yield a dominant, but the opposite is possible."

But three lefts do make a right.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (czLDv)

586 *insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*

I win.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)


*long, low whistle*

...yeah, that'll do it, huh.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (t+qrx)

587 American Indian know where power and health come from.
Posted by: Chief Pou Hatman at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (xcd1u)
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Pow Wow Chow?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (iB1oa)

588 People who call Trump a racist are the same ones that call Pence a theocrat, the same ones that hate YOUR f*cking guts.

Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (mk9aG)

589 insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*

"She wore a raspberry beret..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (czLDv)

590 Ben Had

Ahh. Enlightenment. T-shirt logos that are self-identifying for Morons, and bland for the indoctrinated Leftists.

All is clear. You need one for you with a red Heart on it, as big as the outline of Texas, with Ben Had in the center. Because you are that special.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

591 What do you see where you are, Morons?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY


During Obama's reign of error, we had "going out of business" and "permanently closed" signs all over the place. High unemployment, so people enrolled in our community college in overwhelming numbers for the financial aid and loans they had no plans to pay back. Some signs on the highway crediting the ARRA for improvements but no improvements were evident.

Since Trump was elected, we have new businesses opening, "help wanted" signs in the windows, real road construction, and reduced community college enrollment.

Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (i/wJA)

592 "The Fatboy Slim version has Bootsy Collins on vocals"

interesting but funkless

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (Tnijr)

593 hogmartin, your gonna do Bonnie AND Prince?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (j0Zty)

594 American Indian know where power and health come from"

Crab dip

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:14 PM (czLDv)

595 Don't tell anyone, but Trump wasn't negotiating with Denmark about buying Greenland.
He was talking about trading it for Puerto Rico and a future draft pick.

Posted by: cool breeze at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UGKMd)

596 I think JJ deep down knows that white people got their dark side. All us heebs and part-heebs and marranos know that.

I won't speak for JJ on Judaism - I was always crap at it. But for myself, I think European Christians have come up with a fine civilisation, especially post-Charlemagne, and I'd like to keep living in it.

The hard Left make this hard. I do *not* want the Saxon to learn to hate.

Posted by: boulder t'marrano at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

597 American Indian know where power and health come from"
---
Frybread.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (DuZls)

598 Ahh. Enlightenment. T-shirt logos that are self-identifying for Morons, and bland for the indoctrinated Leftists.
-----
Argent, an Ewok proper surmounting a Barrel sable

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (iB1oa)

599 and reduced community college enrollment."

Funny how that works, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (czLDv)

600 Augusta Ga. wild women. Should've gone in for the kill.
Posted by: blue horseshoe

Might be Ok if they got cigareets and Whisky.

Drive you insane.

The Buck Owens version ain't bad, but I prefer Spike Jones.

Posted by: Miklos, moderation in some but not all things at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

601 NaCly, I think the tee shirt idea is a good one, I have far too many tee shirts already.
Didn't understand the 2x comment from BH?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)

602 >>American Indian know where power and health come from


That's why I rub blue corn pollen on my frenulum every morning, at sunrise.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (hHdnq)

603 592 "The Fatboy Slim version has Bootsy Collins on vocals"

---------

Meh. Not impressed.

Posted by: Nagasaki at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (amw5z)

604 Since Trump was elected, we have new businesses opening, "help wanted" signs in the windows, real road construction, and reduced community college enrollment.

Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (i/wJA)


Read highest % of entrapenures under Trump are...Mexicans.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (xcd1u)

605 I'll raise you one- "Some balls are held for
charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing from
the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be
held every night"


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (9Om/r)

LOL.
PS: Apropos of nothing at all, Georgian Bay gin is pretty good stuff. Great summer mix. 'Night morons.
Diogenes, you're a pussy. But you're still married, so I'll give you that.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (CPk08)

606
> EXAMINE BOXES

It is pitch grey. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> READ COMMENTS

*** YOU HAVE DIED ***

Your score is 0 of a possible 100, in 2 moves. This gives you the rank of Moron.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

Thank you for that hogmartin. That is a lovely little piece of nostalgia. I was too often eaten by grues, but I still loved that game.

Posted by: Moki at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (KDcoa)

607 Argent, an Ewok proper surmounting a Barrel sable"

Hold your head up?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (czLDv)

608 Captain Obvious

With a Spear or Harpoon, Sinister.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

609 NaCly, I'm going through this life with a cheroot in one hand and a bottle of Valu-rite in the other.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (j0Zty)

610 hogmartin, your gonna do Bonnie AND Prince?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (j0Zty)


I honestly can't think of two songs that I could pull that off with. I really did try, just now. I don't think my cats are coming out from under the couch for a while.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

611 So we're still talking about Janice?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (Zv1X1)

612 Plain Blue T-Shirt

Big Bold Font in Yellow (or White)


MORON

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (hHdnq)

613 NSA Bob, you getting all this?

Because we know all about Fort George G. Meade and FANX III.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

614 something something bendwise

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)

615 611 So we're still talking about Janice?


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Take another piece of my heart now baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (amw5z)

616 579
*insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*



I win.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)

awright awright awright....but it's STILL awesome. double g'night.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (CPk08)

617 Pow Wow Chow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

if Pocahontas were elected president some-how, that would be an end to White House Dinners.

Terrible food, and you might get crabs.

Posted by: Miklos, Senior Diplomat at the Wash-O-Mat at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

618 Do you inhale? If so, put those babies down.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (xcd1u)

619 Some signs on the highway crediting the ARRA for improvements

Ah, so you drove the New Mexico route from Raton to Clayton too.

Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

620 That's why I rub blue corn pollen on my frenulum every morning, at sunrise.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (hHdnq)

Does your tongue get stiff?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (Zv1X1)

621 Just finished playing some EVE Online, and was in a fleet with a bunch of Yanks and Brits, in a voice channel, and a very rare political discussion erupted. It started when someone said something about taking control (of some game functions), and it was like Brexit, taking power from unelected bureaucrats. Some Yank was confused, and realized he was referring to Brexit, then said, 'hey you got a new Prime Minister, right? The response was, 'yeah, he is like Trump but smarter'. Then a Brit said Boris Johnson was actually clever, and it was good he was selected. Then another Brit said that the view in the UK is that PDT is stupid and just babbles shit. Then a Yank said that PDT was evil, and another Yank said, 'hey, he is from NYC, this is how he is'. Then someone else mentioned that PDT said that he said he was the 'chosen one' to the Chinese. Another asked if he really said that, and it was confirmed. Then people got hyper for about a minute until the Fleet Commander called a halt to the political talk, and we proceeded to kill the space station.
Anyway, what I thought was interesting was the distortion that is a normal part of 'chinese telephone', regarding the 'I was chosen' comment. Obviously, in context, Donny Two Scoops was saying, essentially, 'I am the President that was chosen to get in China's face regarding this unfair trade bullshit, because former Presidents have not done so.'

Very fascinating how that comment was distorted.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ufFY8)

622 Darling Nikki is the dirtiest pop song ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (5aX2M)

623 So we're still talking about Janice?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019

*****

Well. I'm back at the hotel...thinking about her.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)

624 Well. I'm back at the hotel...thinking about her.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)

So are we.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (Zv1X1)

625 Hrothgar, the 2x sizing came from the first MoMe because there was no way that Sixkiller could have worn anything less and that was all muscle, He got the bottle of Tequila instead.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (j0Zty)

626 Ben Had

Your current path is one that shines with caring, virtue, and deep Americana of the best sort.

Your past may be one of an international woman of mystery. But I bet you can tell stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

627 Swimming with the fishes, they are.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (EgshT)

628 My balls are always bouncing from
the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be
held every night"


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

*cue Die Fledermaus from the Vienna Opernhaus*

Posted by: Miklos, coulda been a contenda, or danced all night at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

629 Ah, so you drove the New Mexico route from Raton to Clayton too.
Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)


It was Hwy 50. Signs for years, but never any workers, or work evident anywhere.

Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (i/wJA)

630 "I think JJ deep down knows that white people got their dark side"

He does? I tried to get him to back off the "White Supremacy Is A Myth" canard for a week. No dice.

I watched the Tucker Carlson segment; it was nothing but point-and-splutter.

Posted by: gp: No Brain, No Vat at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (mk9aG)

631 Ben Had has a boy's name.

Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

632 Well. I'm back at the hotel...thinking about her.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)


Marcus Hrothgar's Maxim:

Whatever you do, you'll regret it later!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

633 I hope Fredo is one of the moderators of a Presidential candidates debate in Fall 2020. PDT may not be able to resist calling him Fredo on national TV if he asks PDT a chickensh!t question.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

634 So are we.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Magnificent Bastard Prize awarded.

Posted by: Miklos von Patton-Rommel at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

635 Isn't this about when Ace posts anew?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (glGDV)

636 Moki, will you be at the TXMoMe?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

637 Evening all

Interesting times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (yWXpx)

638 garrett, Marianne Williamson would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (j0Zty)

639 No pic but no shit, think Gal Gadot, only bigger.



Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (yhYmR)

The new Wonder Woman....what a great pair of thighs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (ufFY8)

640 >> Isn't this about when Ace posts anew?


ONT will be our next Thread.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (hHdnq)

641 that one or "Cream". Or "Gett Off". I remember listening to those lyrics on the BBC and thinking "this is a pr0n mag set to music"

Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (ykYG2)

642 "I want a little girl"

https://tinyurl.com/y4pd87nl

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (xcd1u)

643 Good evening, Sir.

Hope you had more than one patient today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

644 Anew? Who says anew?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (amw5z)

645 hope Fredo is one of the moderators of a Presidential candidates debate in Fall 2020. PDT may not be able to resist calling him Fredo on national TV if he asks PDT a chickensh!t question.
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

-------

Oh please, Lord, let this happen.

If I get to see Cuomo chimp out out on Trump and get perforated by the Secret Service, it will complete me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (5aX2M)

646 Ay yi yi yi I am the Fredoh Bandahdo! ARRIBA!!

Posted by: My nic is classified at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (AAL4v)

647 Cicero (@cicero)

Forsooth. Tis I, for one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

648 Good evening, Sir.

Hope you had more than one patient today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah. Pretty busy today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (yWXpx)

649 Dang it, I can't read nearly as fast as y'all post, and there's some funny $#!* here }:/

Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (2Z9BN)

650 "That's why I rub blue corn pollen on my frenulum every morning, at sunrise. "


Frenulums, Romans, Countrymen; lend me your ears.

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Tnijr)

651 boulder/ try that with an extra e in the Ben,

Make sense now?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)

652 I am going to make David French an offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (EgshT)

653 >>Frenulums, Romans, Countrymen; lend me your ears.


It's a twofer!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (hHdnq)

654 Oh please, Lord, let this happen.



If I get to see Cuomo chimp out out on Trump and get perforated by the Secret Service, it will complete me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (5aX2M)


There would be no loss to science or the arts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (0QYMt)

655
*insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*

I win.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)







HUHUHUHUHUHUH you said "insert" HUHUHUHUHUH

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (ur8yz)

656 647 Cicero (@cicero)

Forsooth. Tis I, for one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

--------
Excuse me whilst I vomit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (amw5z)

657 647
Cicero (@cicero)



Forsooth. Tis I, for one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

Prithee, what saith thou?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (ufFY8)

658 "Isn't this about when Ace posts anew? "

At this hour? Ace is in a coma from lack of calories.

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (Tnijr)

659 Just getting to this thread so probably already said...

For decades we've had politicians who spent a life in gov't service. Other than the veterans, they all age rapidly as president because it's the first time they've felt real pressure and stress. Trump is used to the pressures of media and bullshit.

Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (3I7wr)

660 Raymond Duke

I laugh and laugh when the Horde gives spectacularly bad advice. Like to LizLem meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time, or planning Ace's wedding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

661 "84 Trump was born to be President. Not only does he love his country, he's having the time of his life.
Posted by: GalosGann"
***_********_***********
This.
And he's wife is a super model!

Posted by: Cosda at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (ZpAev)

662 He got the bottle of Tequila instead.
Posted by: Ben Had
----
I brought that bottle!

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (UUBmN)

663 Deplorable Ian Galt

Get thee to a nunnery, because Sally Fields is there?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

664 Get thee to a nunnery, because Sally Fields is there?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
-------
Sorry. She's flown the coop.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (iB1oa)

665 Obligatory Prince lyric "Get Off"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (j0Zty)

666 Make sense now?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)


"Bene Had".

That's Italican for "good had".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

667 663
Deplorable Ian Galt



Get thee to a nunnery, because Sally Fields is there?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)


Sally Fields > Michelle Fields > that whack job Ophelia

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (ufFY8)

668 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (EOMoX)

669 >>At this hour?


Ace is rubbing Hobo droppings into his pelt and spraying his Messenger Bag with Hobo Estrus Urine.

Then he'll snack lightly on Magnesium supplements and Creatin Powder before commencing with this evening's Hunt.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (hHdnq)

670 Captain Obvious

Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

671 nope

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (EOMoX)

672 oh man. i'm sorry, ben had.
for those of the Semitic persuasion, 'bat' or 'bint had' would have made things clearer.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (ykYG2)

673 666
Make sense now?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)



"Bene Had".



That's Italican for "good had".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

hogmartin is the 'Stan du thread'


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (ufFY8)

674 Then he'll snack lightly on Magnesium supplements and Creatin Powder before commencing with this evening's Hunt.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (hHdnq)


The best cretin powder comes from fresh cretins.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

675 You have to answer for Kristol, David. You fingered Maddow for the Soros people.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (EgshT)

676 looks like i'm set for a stay in Teh Barrle

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (ykYG2)

677 regarding the 'I was chosen' comment

Take "I was elected", translate it back and forth and you could get "I was chosen". Don't use Google, though, or you may get "my hovercraft is full of eels".

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (jOEDM)

678 'Then he'll snack lightly on Magnesium supplements and Creatin Powder before commencing with this evening's Hunt'


Oh. Well good. Ace needs to get out more. I was worried about his social life.

Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (Tnijr)

679 Deplorable Ian Galt

Let's leave the one-armed out of the discussion, although I knew a guy who was into amputees.

Hamlet is a good primer on where not to stick something.

And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.

But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

680 i'll thank you not to put 'fingered' and 'Maddow' in the same sentence in future

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)

681 Take "I was elected", translate it back and forth
and you could get "I was chosen". Don't use Google, though, or you may
get "my hovercraft is full of eels".

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (jOEDM)

Very true.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ufFY8)

682 Trump doesn't do little children, drink, or plot every minute on how to get more power.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (pw+jk)

683 Don't disrespect the power of magnesium. Especially in the 'milk of' form. Whoa Nellie, get outta the bathroom!

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (UUkQp)

684 Then he'll snack lightly on Magnesium supplements and Creatin Powder before commencing with this evening's Hunt.
Posted by: garrett

You can get all that from the Alex Jones Infowars/store, plus curcumin. No good without the curcumin.

Posted by: Miklos von Coast-to-Coast quackoffery at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

685 You have to answer for Kristol, David. You fingered Maddow for the Soros people.
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (EgshT)

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DON'T EVER SAY "FINGERED MADDOW " ON THIS BLOG!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (amw5z)

686 boulder, no problem. It has just been a long standing joke, because of my profession and DIY comments.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (j0Zty)

687 The best cretin powder comes from fresh cretins.
Posted by: hogmartin


*silence*

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

688 Fredo needs a good augmentation of his physical reality.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ZPJb6)

689 THIS:

And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.


But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

WAS FOLLOWED BY THIS:680
i'll thank you not to put 'fingered' and 'Maddow' in the same sentence in future

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)



I will just sit and wait for Cthulu now.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ufFY8)

690 Bene Head?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (QwmrN)

691 Hamlet is a good primer on where not to stick something.

And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.

But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at A




you know you spend years here thinking you are hanging out with guys you went to school with then one night you find out is a single comment that one of them is your granpappy.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (HALdu)

692 How wuold you like to meet my little frenulum?

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (Tnijr)

693 >>DON'T EVER SAY "FINGERED MADDOW " ON THIS BLOG!!!


Where do you think Cashew Butter comes from?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (hHdnq)

694 "You can get all that from the Alex Jones Infowars/store"

Bongino pushes a panoply of supplements too; and dogfood that is made out of REAL FOOD! (I love the guy, and I know he has to hawk that crap to stay on the air, so he gets a pass.)

Posted by: gp: No Brain, No Vat at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (mk9aG)

695 I will just sit and wait for Cthulu now.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ufFY

*silence*

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)


THERE IT IS!!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ufFY8)

696 the Bene Gesserit were fem.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)

697 Are we having to justify our nics now?

*looks sidelong at 'Masturbatin' Pete'*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (2B9A/)

698 I have been known to be pretty good on occasion.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (j0Zty)

699 691 Hamlet is a good primer on where not to stick something.

This is about Denmark and Greenland, isn't it?

Posted by: Mette Frederiksen at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (gAXBD)

700 Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pants we
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young

Deep Purple Knocking at your back door or ode to Hope Solo

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)

701 696 the Bene Gesserit were fem.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)

Who only needed the love of Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (2B9A/)

702 It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was communism instead of socialism, which they consider a harmless vice. But communism, that's a dirty business.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (EgshT)

703 153 Ok. Over a hundred.
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?

Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)

Ask her if you can buy her dinner.

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (Vhkmw)

704 Are we having to justify our nics now?

*looks sidelong at 'Masturbatin' Pete'*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------

*pats 1911 in shoulder holster*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (CDGwz)

705 This is better.

Eric Clapton

https://tinyurl.com/y4rydd38

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (xcd1u)

706 Deep Purple Knocking at your back door or ode to Hope Solo


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)

Damn...it's been a while since I listened to that song.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ufFY8)

707 You're livin' in your own Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: B-52s at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (gAXBD)

708 Are we having to justify our nics now?

*looks sidelong at 'Masturbatin' Pete'*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Now that's a slippery slope.

Posted by: Miklos, as always at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

709 socks don't get more kickass than 'Aetius'.

Valentinian (what killed your namesake) was such a little bitch. Sailed by on Byzantine protection for three decades, until the Theodosians finally petered out and exposed him for what he was.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (ykYG2)

710 DON'T EVER SAY "FINGERED MADDOW " ON THIS BLOG!!!
---
Come now. Fingered Lemon is worse.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (DuZls)

711 >>My question to the Horde:


Ask her if she likes Gladiator movies.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (hHdnq)

712 " You're livin' in your own Duncan Idaho.
Posted by: B-52s

Aw that's already been dune.

Posted by: #27 - Humanzee Chicken with bean sprouts at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Tnijr)

713 The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm
6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking
spectacular.

You are taller than her. You already have an advantage.
Go for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (ufFY8)

714 Now that's a slippery slope.
______________________________________

You tellin' me!

Posted by: ASIAN CAUCASIAN at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (gAXBD)

715 Aw that's already been dune.

Posted by: #27 - Humanzee Chicken with bean sprouts at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Tnijr)
---
Spicey.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (DuZls)

716 *pats 1911 in shoulder holster*
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Your office will be packed with dames tomorrow.

Who are in trouble.

And need help.

Posted by: Miklos Hammet at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

717 Ask her if she likes Gladiator movies.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (hHdnq)

Ever see a grown man naked?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (gmtFW)

718 >>You are taller than her. You already have an advantage.
Go for it.


'Normally I don't go for chicks I can't dominate in the Low Post.'

'But for you, I am willing to make an exception.'

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (hHdnq)

719 But communism, that's a dirty business.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (EgshT)


Yeah it's communism with a coat and tie.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (xcd1u)

720
*cough cough cough cough*

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QwmrN)

721 Diogenes,

Did you get Janice's work schedule???

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

722 Ever see a grown man naked? [\I]

Uhh. . . yeah!

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (gAXBD)

723 Good lord you are tall. Can I see your feet?
Dick Morris

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (UUkQp)

724 Deep Purple Knocking at your back door or ode to Hope Solo




Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)

Damn...it's been a while since I listened to that song.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ufFY


Definitely a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (9Om/r)

725 Cuomo is taking up for Don jr atm.

Is there a FREDO union ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (+8+gB)

726 "I Want A Little Girl"

I want a little girl, call my own.
She must be someone who's all alone now.
Say, I want a little girl to fall in love with me, oh yeah.

I want a little girl, but she may not look
Just like a picture in a story book.
If she can cook chicken, yeah, she'll suit me to a T.

And she don't have to wave her hair
Or even wear fancy clothes, I wouldn't even care.
She don't wear nylon hose, oh.

I want a little girl to love a lot.
You know that I'd give her everything I got.
I want a little girl to fall in love with me.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (xcd1u)

727 Eric at teh Crossroads

shorturl.at/duwNR

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)

728 721 Diogenes,

Did you get Janice's work schedule???
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

Nice euphemism for the calendar method.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (QwmrN)

729 727 Eric at teh Crossroads[\i]

His sails unfurled. . .

Posted by: Darmok at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (gAXBD)

730 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (ykYG2)

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (gmtFW)

731 Eromero, Shite, that caused wine to go everywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (j0Zty)

732 Overstock CEO says he's gonna lay low

lmao x 10

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (+8+gB)

733 huh, those lyrics seem to be asking for a short woman who is a little girl at heart.

The twelve year olds Epstein was into, were assuredly NOT chosen for their skills at saute'ing carbonara.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

734 703 make sure she's not a dude.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (ABuva)

735 727 Eric at teh Crossroads

shorturl.at/duwNR

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)


Cool. Always learning something.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (xcd1u)

736 you know in the world of leftists saying "you fingered maddow" is like saying "you shook sinatras hand" everywhere else.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:47 PM (HALdu)

737 >>make sure she's not a dude.


Ask her to recommend a good Dick Tape.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:48 PM (hHdnq)

738
Joe! He's a Doofus - And He's With Us!

Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

739
Overstock CEO says he's gonna lay low

Who's Low?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

740 Ask her to recommend a good Dick Tape.
Posted by: garrett

Gaffer

Posted by: Miklos, not a joke at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

741 You caould ask for her pronouns


Then give her yours :

He / Him / Girthy

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (hHdnq)

742 I knew that Biden was going to have to go through all this. And Fredo - well - Fredo was - well - a douchebag. But I never - I never wanted this for you Tater.

Posted by: Don Vito Cuomo at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (EgshT)

743 Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:47 PM (HALdu)

Thanks for that image...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 09:50 PM (wYseH)

744 Have a great ONT, everyone.

May your sleep be sleep of the just.

However, when awake, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

745 595 Don't tell anyone, but Trump wasn't negotiating with Denmark about buying Greenland.
He was talking about trading it for Puerto Rico and a future draft pick.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UGKMd)

We'll know he's serious when he tosses PR and the USVI on the table. Danes need more balmy winter destinations to enjoy.

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (Vhkmw)

746
742 I knew that Biden was going to have to go through all this. And Fredo - well - Fredo was - well - a douchebag. But I never - I never wanted this for you Tater.
Posted by: Don Vito Cuomo at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (EgshT)


You were supposed to become President! President Tater Cuomo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

747 Well look who walked through the door. CBD is in the house.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (j0Zty)

748 However, when awake, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Sounds like a contradiction if you go to a MoMe.

Posted by: Miklos, intermittently logical at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

749 We'll know he's serious when he tosses PR and the USVI on the table. Danes need more balmy winter destinations to enjoy.

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (Vhkmw)


We know he is serious we just don't know what his strategic goal is.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (xcd1u)

750 Crowder's opening video for his Thursday live stream tonight featured him wearing a walrus outfit and singing the Beatles "I Am The Walrus" in a distorted drug-trip like video, and whenever he sang "I am the egg man" a picture of Brian Stelter would flash on the screen.

Comedy. Gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (S6rpg)

751
736 you know in the world of leftists saying "you fingered maddow" is like saying "you shook sinatras hand" everywhere else.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:47 PM (HALdu)


Held her stiffy while she peed, didja?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

752 have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

NaCLy, have you been reading the Mattis stuff? Can't tell if it's disinformatsiya

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (BiNEL)

753 Miklos, MoMe are prescreened. Only the best of Morondom make it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (j0Zty)

754 >>Comedy. Gold.


There's a Steelhead guide over on the Clearwater that looks like Duffy Waldorf. Every time he rows by me I start singing "I am the Egg Man! - I am the Egg Man!"

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (hHdnq)

Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (qMjSx)

756 Trump doesn't do little children, drink, or plot every minute on how to get more power.


Then why did he bother?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (mhs6e)

757 Holy shit. What did I do?

Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (qMjSx)

758 Diogenes,

Did you get Janice's work schedule???
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

Nice euphemism for the calendar method.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM


****

No,
I'll never be back here.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:57 PM (YRw+t)

759 My theory is that Taylor Swift is doing all of Trump's aging for him.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 09:57 PM (jh17W)

760 Overstock CEO says he's gonna lay low

Who's Low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

give u one hint

Posted by: shelly winters at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (+8+gB)

761 Miklos, MoMe are prescreened. Only the best of Morondom make it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good to know.

Where is the closest parking for armoured trains?

Posted by: Miklos, in a planning phase at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

762 >>What did I do?


You killed that poor Hampster!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (hHdnq)

763 We'll know he's serious when he tosses PR and the USVI on the table. Danes need more balmy winter destinations to enjoy.

Would they like a Hawaiian island, one that comes with judges?

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (mhs6e)

764 Trump doesn't do little children, drink, or plot every minute on how to get more power.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious


Trump apparently never drank, smoked or took drugs. Those things take years off the back end, and age you hard.

And he does seem to genuinely like children. His grandchildren especially.

He is comfortable wielding power, without it corrupting him. And used to dealing with difficult people.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 22, 2019 09:59 PM (S6Pax)

765 Well look who walked through the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (j0Zty)

What a dump!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (wYseH)

766 I click bottom page and I get a ghost post?

Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (qMjSx)

767 Miklos, train track with siding 9.8 miles from MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (j0Zty)

768 Fredo the Fool

Posted by: Aud at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (uBywd)

769 Well. Damn.

So far I have a great picture of my beer.

I'm too old for this.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)

IPA?

A dark Lager?

C'mon man! We need details!

Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM (sMMcg)

770 ONT!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM (jh17W)

771 nuude

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)

772 Miklos, train track with siding 9.8 miles from MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Aha!

Others have been thinking.

Posted by: Miklos, in a pre-planning phase at August 22, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

773
IPA?

A dark Lager?

C'mon man! We need details!



Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM


Golden lager.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (YRw+t)

774 What do you see where you are, Morons?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY


I see a tree. Wait........ make that two trees.

Posted by: Sooner at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (jlmLY)

775 Miklos, train track with siding 9.8 miles from MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (j0Zty)


Miklos arrives at the MoMee

shorturl.at/cnUY9

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

776 NOW will you morons go read it? Marriage made in heaven.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)

made it down to where she starts romanticizing antifa and praises them for beating "neo-nazis" while bemoaning pc speech codes. she's insane, and wants everybody to wallow in misery as much as she does. hard pass.

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 10:37 PM (Vhkmw)

777 Wonder if maybe Chris Cuomo drinks. A lot.

Posted by: m at August 23, 2019 01:35 AM (JExoS)

778
Now there was a model of a woman to aspire to. Let's contrast with CardiB shall we?


CardiB, in her interview with Bernie Saunders, sounds like a mentally deficient version of Rosie Perez, and Rosie's mental reservoir flashes the "empty" light more often than not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 04:18 AM (pNxlR)

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