"Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

Is that all?

Cvcks!

A foul 45 percent of Americans have worn the same pair of jocks for two days or longer, a new study has found.

The survey by underwear company Tommy John asked 1,000 men and women about their hygiene habits. And the results were rank.

Nearly half said they'd worn the same underwear at least two days in a row -- while a hygiene-hating 13 percent of people said they’d worn the same pair for a week or more.

I believe a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally, with the purpose of avoiding uneven wear.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:21 PM




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1 War Paint

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 22, 2019 02:21 PM (5l6gb)

2 Eww.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:22 PM (RU4sa)

3
darn

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2019 02:22 PM (13CQC)

4 Such an expose.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 22, 2019 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

5 Go Commando

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 22, 2019 02:22 PM (5l6gb)

6 This explains Ace learning French. It wasn't the women, it was the hygiene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 02:23 PM (u82oZ)

7 Nothing good comes from answering surveys. But go ahead and change your undies as you see fit.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 22, 2019 02:23 PM (RuIsu)

8 2 days? Make it a week and that study is accurate.

Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2019 02:23 PM (88xKn)

9 Free-balling. Just be careful zipping up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

10 Put me in the half that changes daily and sometimes twice a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (/c+/z)

11 All of us in Obamaboro our so happy Presdent Obama can buy he be dreem home. He deserves it after a 8 yeers of a job well done !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (qM84C)

12 Who would admit that?

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (u9mEO)

13 I have been on impromptu roadtrips where 2 days was kinda needed, but not anything on a regular basis. Not good.

Posted by: Juddgement at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (LGMzU)

14 Can't even imagine sitting in the same pair of fart-catchers for a week.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

15 What is this " underwear" of which you speak?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (9o8i9)

16 As Ralphie's dad said ,"now that's real news...not that politics stuff"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (UFgOG)

17 People actually wear underwear?

Next you'll be telling me they wear pants too!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (tVQUs)

18 "How'd you get the beans over the frank?"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (5l6gb)

19 The longer you wear them, the less energy you use to clean them. Let's all go Greta!

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (0yxK0)

20 Wait -- people still wear underwear???

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (Q3dyo)

21 Underwear???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (yhYmR)

22 I use a bra as a jockstrap.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (Q3dyo)

23 Hillary skews the curve.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (0yxK0)

24 Underwear?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (UG4SD)

25 I believe a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally, with the purpose of avoiding uneven wear.

And to distribute the skid marks.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (T6t7i)

26 I get mine moist then wear for three more days.

Posted by: Drudge at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (MAstk)

27 Wuts about GC fans ?? Were they fit in 2 this ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (+8+gB)

28 Just turn it inside out! Good for two days!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (so+oy)

29 Dude. I'm nobody's idea of a clean freak but that's just foul.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

30 Daily change or you get a bad case of bat wings when it is hot our.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (5l6gb)

31 Tommy John underwear? Is that worn by big league pitchers with new tendons surgically implanted in their elbows?

Takes 18 months to break in a new pair of their briefs.

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (786Ro)

32 >>>And to distribute the skid marks.


ah, good note.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

33 Sheesh, these people don't swap them with your friends? What kind of pigs are they interviewing?

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (jOEDM)

34 Washing underwear only increases your carbon footprint. Everyone must stop washing their underwear! And from now on everyone must use rocks to wipe their asses! Toilet paper makes Gaia cry!

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (Q3dyo)

35 That's still pretty good when you consider that folks who live in 3rd world shit holes wear the same loin cloth for a year of so.

Posted by: DAWG at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (lMn1U)

36 28 Just turn it inside out! Good for two days!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (so+oy)

I thought everybody knew this!

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (0yxK0)

37 Breitbart headline:
Connecticut: Senior Citizens Busted for Five-on-One Sex Romp in Public

The one woman was 85.

Has absolutely nothing to do with Bandersnatch moving to NJ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (u82oZ)

38 ... sponsored by whom? WOOOOOOOOHHMMMMMMMM?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (DrqHq)

39 Hey!

Posted by: Bacon Strips at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (vX4Ja)

40 Is this ever, recently, mostly, or always?
Is two days more than 48 hours or more then 24 hours?


Posted by: Chuck C at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (8EIKN)

41 And how long do Europeans wear their underwear?

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (vkS2Z)

42 I

CAN'T

EVEN

!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (FiUMj)

43 EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

45
I use a bra as a jockstrap.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:25 PM (Q3dyo)

Yeah, a quadruple micro A cup. Also known as the flat Dixie cup.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (J70i0)

46 ... The Warden walked into the yard and gathered the guests of the fine resort...
He announced, "Good news boys, after six months you get a change of underwear."
a Cheer went up across the yard...
The Warden then started pointing to various inmates, saying
"you change with him, you change with you, you change.....

Posted by: Gerald Magnuson at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (HyD1b)

47 [ii]12 Who would admit that?
Posted by: Colin

Exactly. That's why this poll is bogus. The true percentage is probably closer to 80%.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (Q3dyo)

48 Pansies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

49 Yuck. Heck, I carry a spare dress shirt in the car in the summer even if I've been inside most of the day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (UxP0a)

50 When I wear my kilt I'm asked what I wear under it?
I smile and say on a good day, lipstick.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (yhYmR)

51 Oddly enough, not changing your underwear is not as beneficial as fasting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

52 Just remember, ace. Your Alexa knows all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

53 Not gonna lie, this is more than I needed to know.

Posted by: trev006 at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (oRYBK)

54
My underwear tells me when to change it -- when it crackles.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (PbpT7)

55 Not me, Im Freee
Freeballin'

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (6/uwW)

56 Cvcks!


Fancy Roman lettering. New Pixy feature.

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (786Ro)

57 Yeah. This is what the millennial's have brought us. Dipshit lazy fucks that worry more about fantasy sports more than personal hygiene.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Change 'em every day except during alcohol fueled bender in which cases I don't remember

Posted by: MyLifeMatters at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (La4EL)

59 I am literally shaking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

60 32
>>>And to distribute the skid marks.




ah, good note.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)


That's what brown underwear is for.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (HAbZG)

61 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (l9mVC)

62
Free-balling. Just be careful zipping up.


"We got a bleeder!"
/TSAM EMT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (HaL55)

63 How often do you have to change your pants if you like going commando?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (II6Oo)

64 >>>Fancy Roman lettering. New Pixy feature.


i think advertisers might key on that word.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

65 That's still pretty good when you consider that folks who live in 3rd world shit holes wear the same loin cloth for a year of so.
Posted by: DAWG


They also pick lice off of each other.
No thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (/c+/z)

66 And I immediately thought of this clip from Big Hero 6.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (yMjSg)

67 It's just thermodynamics, people. Changing underwear makes no difference.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (jOEDM)

68 https://youtu.be/bGYkNuZCnpY

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (yMjSg)

69 And for the commando among us?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (fuK7c)

70 My thong comes off twice a day.


Oh changing? Just once a day.

Posted by: RBG at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (MAstk)

71 I've gone a Saturday without changing underwear. So yeah count me in the 50%. Meh.

But this is where "journalism" is today. They equate doing X once in a while with doing X regularly. Much like the bullshit number of 50M have no insurance. When in fact 30M of that 50M didn't have insurance for a month or two in the past year, but they're lumped in as UNINSURED, implying they never have and never will be insured.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

72 I'm so ashamed of myself for commenting in here.

Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (tH5fk)

73 Let me guess. Does turning 'em inside out count as "changing"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

74 i think advertisers might key on that word.

duly noted

Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (786Ro)

75 I threw my underwear away in The White House bathroom after an unfortunate sharting incident.

Inside out wasn't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Al Roker at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

76 52 Just remember, ace. Your Alexa knows all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

It really is quite bad for you ace. At least change twice a year. Please? Ace, I'm begging.

Posted by: Alexa, soothingly at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

77 zombie

Nice try.

The only way is if you had a complete mastectomy, and used a jock strap as a bra.

You will always be a tall, willowy, lithe figure, with long flowing hair to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

78 SOP for the Horde, I would think.

Except for me, of course.

Posted by: sinalco at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (yODqO)

79 The only thing that beats a fresh pair of panties is a not fresh pair of panties.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

80 72 I'm so ashamed of myself for commenting in here.
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2019 02:30 PM (tH5fk)

I think that's actually a first around here.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (0yxK0)

81 I approve of this multi-day usage.

Posted by: Formunda Cheese at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (vX4Ja)

82 I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair.

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (88+cf)

83 67 It's just thermodynamics, people. Changing underwear makes no difference.
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (jOEDM)

Are you making an argument that not changing your underwear is your effort to prevent the heat death of the universe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

84 Alexa: Do I need to change my underwear today?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (FiUMj)

85 In caveman days, upon reaching puberty you were assigned a mammoth pelt, and you wore it continuously until you dropped dead of old age -- at 29.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (Q3dyo)

86 Ewok don't wear undies.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (hHdnq)

87 OK one of the sidebar ads is a real headscratcher today. It's just a photo of the Social Security Administration building. It has an inset photo of a WWII/Korea veteran who, from the look on his face, is about to murdered by some nameless Lovecraftian horror.

No caption.

I'm not going to click on it, because I prefer the mystery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (AzW6q)

88 Don't trust the polls.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (xPl2J)

89 How many don't wear pants for two days?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (sy5kK)

90 Depends on the underwear. Loose boxers can be worn for days if unstained. Those tight stretchy ones that snug you bits need to be changed daily due to ass sweat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (UsFoH)

91 I don't chance them until it fermination sets in, that sweet smell of cheese fills the room, and the ladies say I've aquired the high meat taste.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (QwmrN)

92 Okay, which one of you Walmart shoppers is this?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/n6hmwbn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

93 I've gone a Saturday without changing underwear. So yeah count me in the 50%. Meh.

But this is where "journalism" is today. They equate doing X once in a while with doing X regularly.

--

Did you know that 85% of American children are starving?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (UxP0a)

94 no one has mentioned how utilitarian it is to turn them inside out, two days per side, right? Do underwear come with instructions?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (Cus5s)

95 How ripe do panties need to be to go in a Japanese vending machine?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (HAbZG)

96 This is example 5,110,881 that proves "Studies" and "Polls" are pretty much complete and total bull$shit.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (iAwUQ)

97 Free ball or die!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (Lg/Uq)

98 "Pikers." -- Cosmonauts on the International Space Station

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (Q/60e)

99 Ewok don't wear undies.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (hHdnq)
-----
Eemena yub yub!

Posted by: Wicket at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (iB1oa)

100 I use a bra as a jockstrap.

The "sports bra" was invented as a jock strap for boobs.

Now, is zombie joking about wearing a sports bra, or does zombie just have huge balls? Look at zombie's reporting and decide for yourself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (8ImQt)

101 How many of the people who don't change their underwear daily support Berrie Sanders?

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (E7LC3)

102 That's us!

Posted by: Blue Charmin Bears at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (n+vOc)

103 do Ewoks even wear underwear?

no pics please.

Posted by: henry at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (JMDly)

104 Heh - I'd have that model out of that underwear long enough where in 48 hours she'd really only have worn it for 24 anyway.

Oh, wait, that's the 25 year old that lives in my head talking.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)

105 Did you know that 85% of American children are starving?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (UxP0a)


And the other 15% are food insecure. They're too fat to waddle to the fridge!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (jDEFw)

106 Sometimes I forget and I wear them on the outside of my pants. This can go on for a few days.

Posted by: Joey "The Brain" Biden at August 22, 2019 02:33 PM (jOEDM)

107 *glares at Jane*

I just had to click...

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (RU4sa)

108 A new study reports that 55% of the population has never been camping.
Or done home improvement/maintenance work early in the day.

Posted by: Luke at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (LcCGY)

109 oh, others did mention turning them inside out ... you deplorables.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Cus5s)

110 >>How ripe do panties need to be to go in a Japanese vending machine?


I think there's a Min moisture requirement.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (hHdnq)

111

Tying these serial underwearers to Trump supporters in 4... 3... 2...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (sy5kK)

112 This hot babe who recently moved into my house (and told me she was the mother of my baby! WTF??) tells me to change my underwear all the time. But Gaia demands I wear it for five days straight. Unless I have a polo match.

Posted by: Harry Windsor at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (NVYyb)

113 Time for kilts to come into fashion.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (II6Oo)

114 Two days without changing? Back in the day, I'd go a week and then do the inside-out flip.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (H8QX8)

115 Does this underwear company think it can shame me into owning more than one pair? FUCK THEM!

Posted by: irright at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (pMGkg)

116 Did you know that 85% of American children are starving?

That's why it's important to keep spiking their blood sugar.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (jOEDM)

117 *glares at Jane*



I just had to click...

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (RU4sa)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

118
"Dried semen is twice as tough as kevlar."

- - Don Lemon

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)

119 Underwear should be safe, legal and rare.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (xoUv9)

120 115 Does this underwear company think it can shame me into owning more than one pair? FUCK THEM!

Posted by: irright at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (pMGkg)

Dollar Boxers Club!

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (0yxK0)

121 Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned

Zombie is very brave. The intestinal fortitude to document the Left, at their peak crazy, in the Bay Area is to be admired.

But big balls? No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (u82oZ)

122 *reconsiders going to the TxMoMee*

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

123 I hate poop. So I change my undies daily unless I'm camping/hiking or otherwise grungy.

I've been known to throw away underwear that had skidmarks that didn't wash out.

Ex Officio underwear is pretty neat stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (bcbK8)

124 They only start getting comfortable on the 2nd or 3rd day.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (CQ3Qb)

125 Semper ubi sub ubi.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (iB1oa)

126 79 The only thing that beats a fresh pair of panties is a not fresh pair of panties.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn

If only.

Posted by: Huma at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (kfcYC)

127 35 That's still pretty good when you consider that folks who live in 3rd world shit holes wear the same loin cloth for a year of so.
Posted by: DAWG at August 22, 2019 02:27 PM (lMn1U)


We have so much to learn from them.

Such as how to cope with scabies, etc. SF and LA are showing the way to the future!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (jDEFw)

128 How long does Hillz wait before changing diapers?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (II6Oo)

129
"at least once."

Worthless study.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (LAlc3)

130 I was impress like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of earthly regions
To planets in the sky
With total media coverage
we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously
they disturbed the cosmic sand

With awe and admiration
we listened to their talk
such pride felt they
such joy to be
upon the Moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered
when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers
in which they shit and pee

(intergalactic laxative)

Posted by: Donovan at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (37IEG)

131 125 Semper ubi sub ubi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (iB1oa)


"That you, Niles?"

- - Dr. Frasier Crane

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)

132 Hey guys, have you heard about all the racism?

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (q177U)

133 I change my underwear twice each day, once right after Morning Joe and once right before Jake Fapper. I have to, because...well...

Posted by: Rick Wilson, The at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (NVYyb)

134 Honestly, if you don't shower, why change your underwear?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (k81AA)

135 92
Okay, which one of you Walmart shoppers is this?


Oh, dayum. How about a warning next time.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (T6t7i)

136 Let's keep this comment thread brief.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (xoUv9)

137 I ain't exactly fastidious but that's just nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

138 come on down to the coastal prairie and leave the house for a few hours...wear your funky underoos and you'll love getting diaper rash as an adult

Posted by: DanMan at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (XTiHL)

139 ......wearing fart-skid underwear for several days? Sounds kinda gross you guys. You should always be packing around wet wipes to keep your squeekhole nice n fresh anyways.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (0pMBV)

140

Backwoods camping. Guilty.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (sy5kK)

141 My friend went away overnite with her daughter, she told me since she forgot to pack an extra pair of panties she turned the ones she had inside out.

I'm like...what??

Better to just keep them as is instead of now contaminating the inside of your pants. Maybe she was wearing a skirt, I don't know. It was the first time I'd heard of that practice.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (kD8Fh)

142 National Review posted a job opening for an editor position. Some of you Morons should really think about applying for it.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (N4xQB)

143 What are you eating under there?

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (0yxK0)

144 I've been known to throw away underwear that had skidmarks that didn't wash out.

Wash? Anyways, you just donate them for the write-off.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (jOEDM)

145 139 ......wearing fart-skid underwear for several days? Sounds kinda gross you guys. You should always be packing around wet wipes to keep your squeekhole nice n fresh anyways.
Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (0pMBV)


Joe Bidet approves, obviously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

146 52 Just remember, ace. Your Alexa knows all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)


Which is why Ace's Alexa is under the end table, rocking back and forth and keening "The furballs, the smells, the blood, the furballs, the smells, the blood, Oh God take me now..."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

147 139 ......wearing fart-skid underwear for several days? Sounds kinda gross you guys. You should always be packing around wet wipes to keep your squeekhole nice n fresh anyways.
Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (0pMBV)

Business idea: portable bidet. The Plug and Play Bidet (TM)!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

148 Hilz? Scooby rated Depends last for days.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (RuIsu)

149 146 52 Just remember, ace. Your Alexa knows all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)


Which is why Ace's Alexa is under the end table, rocking back and forth and keening "The furballs, the smells, the blood, the furballs, the smells, the blood, Oh God take me now..."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (RU4sa)

150 MUCA!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (xoUv9)

151 So is this the big debriefing we were promised?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (mvenn)

152 This is all a scheme by MeUndies.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (yMjSg)

153 circus tent lackeys have to come to michael moore's house once a month to change his underwear for him. logistical nightmare.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (KP5rU)

154 Any GI who has been in bush/boonies for a while would find this laughable. Guys in WWII went for weeks in the same clothes, all of their clothes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (CDGwz)

155 If you wanna hit the rest button.......

Posted by: Dude Wipes at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (vX4Ja)

156 11
All of us in Obamaboro our so happy Presdent Obama can buy he be dreem
home. He deserves it after a 8 yeers of a job well done !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 02:24 PM (qM84C)

_________


A dacha for every communist organizer and a dog in every pot!

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (Q/60e)

157 "I believe a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally, with the purpose of avoiding uneven wear."
Or when skid marks appear?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

158 150 MUCA!!!!
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (xoUv9)


Make Underwear Crusty Again?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

159 Wear Commando brand! Save money!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (e1mEI)

160 I don't wear underwear unless it's freezing-ass cold. I hate underwear. Just change your pants daily, and wipe your ass properly. It's not rocket science.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (AzW6q)

161 So was Don LeMon going commando when he shoved his fingers in his board shorts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

162
"A foul 45 percent of Americans have worn the same pair of jocks"


I find that one jock at a time is enough.

Posted by: Jean-Pierre Folderol, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (FlRtG)

163 139 ......wearing fart-skid underwear for several days? Sounds kinda gross you guys. You should always be packing around wet wipes to keep your squeekhole nice n fresh anyways.
Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:37 PM (0pMBV)

Clorox wipes - with bleach for the anus.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (0yxK0)

164 At least turn them inside out for a time. Please? Can we agree on that? [starts crying softly]

Posted by: Alexa, soothingly at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

165 154 Any GI who has been in bush/boonies for a while would find this laughable. Guys in WWII went for weeks in the same clothes, all of their clothes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (CDGwz)

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I'd go commando.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (RU4sa)

166 108 A new study reports that 55% of the population has never been camping.
Or done home improvement/maintenance work early in the day.
Posted by: Luke at August 22, 2019 02:34 PM (LcCGY)

__

A staggering 98% of Americans don't eat between the hours of 1am and 5am.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

167 >>>Let's keep this comment thread brief.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (xoUv9)

I would prefer we kept it completely bare.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (q177U)

168 Two days at least.

Do the sniff test and if it passes, wear again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (Z+IKu)

169 122 *reconsiders going to the TxMoMee*

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)


Is there someone there who doesn't change the skivvies?

or skeeyies, as the case may be

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (kD8Fh)

170 157 "I believe a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally, with the purpose of avoiding uneven wear."
Or when skid marks appear?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

Whoa, hit the brakes there, buddy!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

171 circus tent lackeys have to come to michael moore's house once a month to change his underwear for him. logistical nightmare.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Requires the assistance of riggers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (CDGwz)

172 Holy shit! Who knew?

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/hot-ready/

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (QwmrN)

173 >>wipe your ass properly


Pinkies out!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (hHdnq)

174 SMH, blessings to you, Ex-Ex, and the reconciled grandkids.

Ya know, Jane D'Oh has never been to a TxMoMeet. She does not know about [redacted].

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (u82oZ)

175 Heard a radio spot the other day that said one in six kids worldwide don't know where their next meal is coming from.

Yeah. Is Mom cooking or are we making a fast food run? Tough decision, I know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (HaL55)

176 Besame lingerie is very nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (bcbK8)

177 Underwear??? Underthere!!!!

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (iWo0u)

178 165 154 Any GI who has been in bush/boonies for a while would find this laughable. Guys in WWII went for weeks in the same clothes, all of their clothes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:38 PM (CDGwz)

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I'd go commando.
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (RU4sa)

Speaking of being in bush...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

179 My friend went away overnite with her daughter, she told me since she forgot to pack an extra pair of panties she turned the ones she had inside out.

I'm like...what??

--

Fabrics. How do they work?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (UxP0a)

180 Damn. Too slow on that one. Kudos to pep.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

181 Dunno kallisto...

*eyes the Horde warily*

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)

182 If I were rich enough I'd just buy an 8 pack of Hanes every week.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (BoJzR)

183 >>> How long does Hillz wait before changing diapers?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:36 PM (II6Oo)

How precious that you think she changes her own diaper.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (q177U)

184 141
My friend went away overnite with her daughter, she told me since she
forgot to pack an extra pair of panties she turned the ones she had
inside out.

My sister sent her 10 year old son off to camp for 10 days, and packed a pair of underwear for each day. He returned with them exactly as packed. She was not surprised.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (T6t7i)

185 176 Besame lingerie is very nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (bcbK

Makes you feel pretty? Relax, I ain't judging.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

186 lol Salty.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)

187 I knew a fella who was with the 82nd Abn during Desert Shield/Storm. He had an exact number for how many days they were without water for washing/bathing. He said, "I turned my underwear inside-out, upside-down and backwards. Then I just gave up."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (iB1oa)

188 Don Lemon sez 5 weeks is the CHARM at his hangout,
The Olde Fish Head & Skunk.

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (5IHGB)

189 Whitey Tighties are racist.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (88+cf)

190 you know the rule of thumb for a pair of underwear or condom are the same, reuse until they crack.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (HALdu)

191 Yeah but how often do they change activated carbon filter underwear to control their emissions?

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (FhXTo)

192
I'm sensing another Light News Week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (13CQC)

193 Pro Tip : It's not underwear if you have no pants on.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (hHdnq)

194 175 Heard a radio spot the other day that said one in six kids worldwide don't know where their next meal is coming from.

__

And funny enough 95% of those kids have parents with thousands of dollars worth of tattoos and spend $20 a day on cigarettes. Off how that part of the equation is never mentioned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (FiUMj)

195 I see we've got a lot of hunters on this list

Posted by: paracelsus at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (y/86o)

196 "Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

Well that's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (sMMcg)

197 Was this poll conducted in LA, Seattle or Oberlin?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (vI+F1)

198 the first time this subject was discussed it got really gross and actually I don't know how this discussion can be anything but skeevy.


Why did Tommy John even have to publicize this? Do they think they can shame men into purchasing their overpriced briefs??

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (kD8Fh)

199
Holy shit! Who knew?



http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/hot-ready/

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (QwmrN)


Omg. I've never been in a Walmart dressing room. *weeps with relief*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

200 Now if you link this to the study of people who wipe while standing, versus people who wipe while sitting.

You'll have a study that's twice as pointless, but kept two groups of people in grant money.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 22, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

201 My friend went away overnite with her daughter, she told me since she forgot to pack an extra pair of panties she turned the ones she had inside out.

I'm like...what??

Better to just keep them as is instead of now contaminating the inside of your pants. Maybe she was wearing a skirt, I don't know. It was the first time I'd heard of that practice.
Posted by: kallisto at A




that is the stupidest most repulsive alternative available.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 02:42 PM (HALdu)

202 Omg. I've never been in a Walmart dressing room. *weeps with relief*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:42 PM (RU4sa)

203 Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 02:39 PM (QwmrN)

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You know, I have a lot of self-control and almost never laugh out loud during work at the funny stuff I read here.

But that got one. A bad one. The guy two offices down heard it, and came over to ask what I was laughing so hard at.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

204 181 Dunno kallisto...

*eyes the Horde warily*

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)


Bring a lot of Clorox wipes?

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (kD8Fh)

205 So the other half of you do, this half doesn't.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (BbGew)

206 When you said worn, old, and crusty I assumed this was gonna be another Pelosi thread. Oh!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (xoUv9)

207 You can wear the same underwear everyday so long as you take a bath everyday in your underwear.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (BoJzR)

208 185 176 Besame lingerie is very nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (bcbK

Makes you feel pretty? Relax, I ain't judging.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

I feel something watching their fashion shows. Yow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

209 And funny enough 95% of those kids have parents with thousands of dollars worth of tattoos and spend $20 a day on cigarettes. Off how that part of the equation is never mentioned.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (FiUMj)


And all have iPhones and designer sneakers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (jDEFw)

210 Tend to change mine well before they absorb the rancid ball sweat odor. Mostly.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (rXie1)

211
I'd go commando.
Posted by: SMH
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*ponders a feminine form of 'commando'*

Nah. It's gender-neutral...I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)

212 "Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days
--------------------------

No study was needed.

Just had to go to a local Starbucks to witness this.

Free used needles, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (sy5kK)

213 195
I see we've got a lot of hunters on this list

Posted by: paracelsus at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (y/86o)
Nothing like a couple days in the field with the same clothes when the temperature is about 95F during the day and gets all the way down to oh, 85F at night - stewing in your own juices.

But soon we can all experience this with the new Government approved thermostat settings !

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (37IEG)

214 Omg. I've never been in a Walmart dressing room. *weeps with relief*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

After that, everyone is thinking "I'll just take these home and if they don't fit, I can just return them later".

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (0yxK0)

215 No caption.

I'm not going to click on it, because I prefer the mystery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:31 PM (AzW6q)

Ai, ai, bureaucracy ftagn!

Posted by: Vanya at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (hpTWt)

216 207: it's that flopping around in the dryer that will get you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (KP5rU)

217 The People of Walmart site is.....informative.

Pro-tip: Don't go to the deli counter. Trust me on this. Don't make me show you guys the photographic proof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

218 194 175 Heard a radio spot the other day that said one in six kids worldwide don't know where their next meal is coming from.

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Because Epstein's gone?

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (xoUv9)

219 Had a date tell me that girls in her dorm rated a date by whether their panties, when flown against the wall, would stick. Alas, this was in the time when women's dorms had curfews and we only had ten minutes left.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (HAbZG)

220 There's a critical mass of ball sweat that will cause one to change one's underwear. Two days sounds about right.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (oZ6kz)

221 And this is why Assless Chaps are such big sellers today.


Yes I know. Just stirring the pot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (pw+jk)

222 205 So the other half of you do, this half doesn't.
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (BbGew)


Ah, the First Law of Sociology: some do, some don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (jDEFw)

223 @147 Insomniac-portable wipe warmers would be ideal. I remember when my wife got a wipe warmer for my first child. Upon discovery I immediately had her grab one for our bathroom. Those things are awesome.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (0pMBV)

224 But that got one. A bad one. The guy two offices down heard it, and came over to ask what I was laughing so hard at.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)


The comments though

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (kD8Fh)

225 Change of underwear occurs most frequently after participation in fart-lighting contests . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (imDUY)

226 I always have clean briefs. Pastel color to match my well creased polyester slacks of the day.

Posted by: George Will at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (rXie1)

227 I don't know where my next meal will be either. Seriously. I may make a sandwich, I may order a pizza, I may just skip lunch altogether.

I guess I need some for of govt assistance.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (FiUMj)

228 I am actually kind of surprised that there has never been a move to make and sell disposable underwear.

You know, aside from diapers for adults.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

229 I don't wear any. That wasn't in the survey.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (wclv0)

230 I'd go commando.

Commanda?
Commandex!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (88+cf)

231 201 My friend went away overnite with her daughter, she told me since she forgot to pack an extra pair of panties she turned the ones she had inside out.

...

No stores around, eh?

Posted by: WUT at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)

232 193 Pro Tip : It's not underwear if you have no pants on.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (hHdnq)

Aye, 'tis true.

Posted by: joncelli's Scots ancestors at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

233 In a prior career, I work as a janitor in a factory. My observation, women tend to be more disgustingly piggish in bathrooms than men. Unspeakably so. So the underwear thing does not surprise me.

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (Y4X12)

234 Wear Commando brand! Save money!

-
Camouflaged to hide any imperfection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Semper ubi sub ubi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 02:35 PM


Look, Horde...it appears Captain Obvious is an educated man...

Posted by: Doc Holliday at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (ejd/p)

236 >> I am actually kind of surprised that there has never been a move to make and sell disposable underwear.


Edibles, FTW.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (hHdnq)

237 223 @147 Insomniac-portable wipe warmers would be ideal. I remember when my wife got a wipe warmer for my first child. Upon discovery I immediately had her grab one for our bathroom. Those things are awesome.
Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:45 PM (0pMBV)

Set the wipe container next to the heat vent/register.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (0yxK0)

238 Underwear no, but I'll wear the same t shirt at home for two weeks. Not so much this last decade or so but in my 20's absolutely.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (xoUv9)

239 No stores around, eh?

Posted by: WUT at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)


Well they were in Manhattan, so you know...hardship.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (kD8Fh)

240 Our kids have been out of diapers for almost a decade and we still keep baby wipes around the house and in the car. Those things are great.

FWIW we've tried about all of them (even Amazon's recent house brand), and Costco's house brand is the best of all of them, especially for cleaning up spills in the car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (UxP0a)

241 Ya know, they DO make quick-dry underwear for traveling. So no excuses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

242 In 30+ years of practicing medicine I never once saw a patient with a presenting complaint of "I wore the same underwear for more than 2 days, am I going to die, Doc?"

Not once.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (mvenn)

243 gross...ewww

Posted by: IC at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (a0IVu)

244 Probably already mentioned? This implies people are showering and laundering clothes less, which *should* please all those people concerned about climate change Armageddon.

Or. . . maybe America has more people from cultures that bath and change close less frequently than it did the last time they did this survey???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

245 Duh, that's why there's 2 sides.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (xfb67)

246 No need to wash the tightly whities until the skid marks show through the outside. Ammirite?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (67teE)

247 Apparently nobody at the NY Post has ever been hunting or camping.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)

248 I missed the last thread, but I'd just like to say that I've heard that-

Prince Charles has a Harry Windsor.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (SHtRW)

249 >> In a prior career, I work as a janitor in a factory. My observation, women tend to be more disgustingly piggish in bathrooms than men. Unspeakably so.


Oh, God. I used to be the night janitor at a USTA facility.

The Womens Locker Rooms and Bathrooms were the most disgusting part of that job. Worse than cleaning a grease trap.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (hHdnq)

250 NOT what I want to read when it's over 90 degrees with high humidity, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (aXucN)

251 OT:

Just got off the phone with a junk car place.

They will offer me $50 for my dad's 22 year old Corolla with 250,000 miles.

Score.

The joke will become, "I traded Granddad's car in for a bottle of bourbon."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (iikV8)

252 Christ, you know it ain't easy . . .

A death row inmate who claimed he was innocent and that his conviction for rape and murder was based on junk science has been executed in Texas.

Larry Swearingen was given a lethal injection at the state penitentiary in Huntsville for the December 1998 killing of 19-year-old Melissa Trotter.

The 48-year-old's final words were "Lord forgive them. They don't know what they are doing"

https://bit.ly/2MupIgN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

253 I think that poll was paid for by nuts and schwetty balls everywhere. Hi I'm MUSKY vote for me..most of the day Commando and a quick sniff/whiff before enslaving the jewels when company
comes over, of course we ask the ladies if they are Lemony Fresh before admission.....

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (5IHGB)

254 242 In 30+ years of practicing medicine I never once saw a patient with a presenting complaint of "I wore the same underwear for more than 2 days, am I going to die, Doc?"

Not once.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (mvenn)

That's because they all already died before they got to you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (KUaJL)

255 "Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

Must be a massive pair of briefs to be able to fit almost half of all Americans in them.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (kUmUV)

256
Why did Tommy John even have to publicize this? Do they think they can shame men into purchasing their overpriced briefs??

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:41 PM (kD8Fh)

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"Who would do this stupid study?"

"Tommy John"

"Who is Tommy John?"


This is going to be asked a million times or more in the next couple of days.

And how much did Tommy John pay for these millions of impressions on the American public?

The cost of the study.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (sy5kK)

257 236
>> I am actually kind of surprised that there has never been a move to make and sell disposable underwear.





Edibles, FTW.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (hHdnq)

Biscuit and Gravy flavored

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (5l6gb)

258 In a prior career, I work as a janitor in a factory. My observation, women tend to be more disgustingly piggish in bathrooms than men. Unspeakably so. So the underwear thing does not surprise me.
Posted by: Utility muffin at August 22, 2019 02:46 PM (Y4X12)

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I too have heard this is the case. Someone once told us here that one of the reasons women's rooms are so very terrible, is that they are afraid to sit on the toilet seat, so they just hover over it and spray all over the place, perpetuating the cycle of horrifying toilet seats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

259 Bring a lot of Clorox wipes?
=====

Baby wipes. I packed those for all my kids for their gym lockers since they refused to shower at school and the school didn't want the liability headache, so baby wipes.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (MIKMs)

260 Wearing underwear more than two days is called going raimondo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (UxP0a)

261 242 In 30+ years of practicing medicine I never once saw a patient with a presenting complaint of "I wore the same underwear for more than 2 days, am I going to die, Doc?"

Not once.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (mvenn)

Listen to him guys, he's pre med.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

262 Yeah, only kidding. People are gross. I've spent time on the field with people who have better hygiene then some of the people I work with.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (wclv0)

263 241 Ya know, they DO make quick-dry underwear for traveling. So no excuses.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)


If I were in the same situation as my friend, I'd just wash the underwear in the hotel sink, it would be dry by the next morning.

Geez.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (kD8Fh)

264 In a prior career, I work as a janitor in a factory. My observation, women tend to be more disgustingly piggish in bathrooms than men. Unspeakably so. So the underwear thing does not surprise me.
Posted by: Utility muffin
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Mrs. H worked in a well-known, up-scale-ish department store. She said the same thing. Also, disgusting stuff found in the women's changing rooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (CDGwz)

265 242 In 30+ years of practicing medicine I never once saw a patient with a presenting complaint of "I wore the same underwear for more than 2 days, am I going to die, Doc?"

Not once.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (mvenn)

============

By day 3, it's really just a zombie apocalypse anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (iikV8)

266 255 "Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

Must be a massive pair of briefs to be able to fit almost half of all Americans in them.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (kUmUV)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

267 228 I am actually kind of surprised that there has never been a move to make and sell disposable underwear. 
---
I believe that was Futurerama Lightspeed Briefs

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (k81AA)

268 I'm a grown ass man with no kids and I always keep Cottonelle wipes in the bathroom.

I'm not afraid to admit that I like a clean b-hole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (xfb67)

269 The Womens Locker Rooms and Bathrooms were the most disgusting part of that job. Worse than cleaning a grease trap.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:48 PM (hHdnq)


When son was an NCO in the Marines, he said the most disgusting thing he had to do was inspect the female Marines' barracks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

270 267 I am actually kind of surprised that there has never been a move to make and sell disposable underwear.
---
I believe that was Futurerama Lightspeed Briefs
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 22, 2019 02:49 PM (k81AA)

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I had a dream about those...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (iikV8)

271 @237 Roy-if there were heat registers in the porta potties at work, nothing would ever get done during the winter.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (0pMBV)

272 So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

273 I would say my whole life my daily schedule is before bed a shower and clean what I'm wearing. After what I do most days couldn't stand myself like that all night.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (BbGew)

274
I'd like to see if the Funky Undie Crew are


the same people who don't brush their teeth daily.


I bet those Venn diagrams pretty much make a single circle.



Yuck.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (SHtRW)

275 I think many women are fine in the bathroom but there is a significant subset of women that are worse than any men.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (xoUv9)

276 So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at A



asked and answered within question

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (HALdu)

277 271 @237 Roy-if there were heat registers in the porta potties at work, nothing would ever get done during the winter.
Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (0pMBV)

Need an electric seat heater too, then.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (0yxK0)

278 Tommy John is that Canadian donut guy, right?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (UsFoH)

279 You all disgust me! Seriously!

No, not really...

Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2019 02:51 PM (eAZVt)

280 So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Commando at that point.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (/c+/z)

281 And I immediately thought of this clip from Big Hero 6. Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 02:29 PM (yMjSg)

Hah, yes! Me too. It was gross the first time, but when repeated in the Stan Lee cameo it became funny.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (hvf9s)

282 I've bought new underwear when I haven't done the laundry for a while.
I've also bought new pants if I lose a button.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (II6Oo)

283 261 242 In 30+ years of practicing medicine I never once saw a patient with a presenting complaint of "I wore the same underwear for more than 2 days, am I going to die, Doc?"

Not once.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:47 PM (mvenn)


I urinated in my hubbys mouf and he's just fine!

Posted by: Butt-gig at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (MAstk)

284 I pulled into a parking space at the Super Kroger near me, and nearly stepped on a dirty diaper as I got out of the car.

I said things. Loudly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

285 Someone needs to make a sensory deprivation toilet. Seems like an untapped market.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (xfb67)

286 I like to knock the moss offa my teeth as soon as it starts to show.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (67teE)

287 272 So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

I keep a set of durable clothes in the car in a sling bag. Layers, buy layers.

Underwear, look at what hikers and backpackers buy. I like Ex Officio. I used to buy exclusively Under Armor, but they pissed me off with one of their anti-hunter shitstorms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

288 I don't care if you wear underwear or not - just spare me the sight of your nasty cloven hooves in flip-flops.

Posted by: motionview at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (pYQR/)

289 258

Could be true but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about shitty paper all over the floor, perhaps aimed at a trash can, perhaps stuffed in the tampon receptacle, occasionally stuck to the wall. I never ever saw that in the men's room

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (Y4X12)

290 Men should really wear something that supports their testicles. You keep free-balling into your later years in life you're gonna get saggy old man balls that match your saggy old man ass.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (0pMBV)

291 I thought Tommy John was a kind of surgery, anyway, not underwear.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (aXucN)

292 285 Someone needs to make a sensory deprivation toilet. Seems like an untapped market.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (xfb67)

If they can manage only the sense of smell, they'll make a mint.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (0yxK0)

293 Fun fact: The Dyson factories and offices have paper towel dispensers so that employees can dry their hands and open the doors to leave.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (UxP0a)

294 I'm still waiting for my turn. Hope my two days fall on a weekend.

-- Customer #83,338,204 in Underwear Queue

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (OTq1x)

295 I've visited third world shitholes where the people have better hygiene practices than the people I work with.

The women constantly complain the ladies room is grotesque.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

296 Men should really wear something that supports their
testicles. You keep free-balling into your later years in life you're
gonna get saggy old man balls that match your saggy old man ass.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (0pMBV)

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You need a nut bra then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (pw+jk)

297 Don't bash Tommy John, dude had 288 wins.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)

298 Those people are deplorable, I change my butt tent every day.

Posted by: Hillary at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

299 I'm a grown ass man with no kids and I always keep Cottonelle wipes in the bathroom.

I'm not afraid to admit that I like a clean b-hole.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


That's another thing Dollar Shave Club sells.
Grounds Keeper.
In package and individually packaged for mobile use.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (/c+/z)

300 >>I pulled into a parking space at the Super Kroger near me, and nearly stepped on a dirty diaper as I got out of the car.


A lot of the River Access sites around here are next to highways. I can't tell you how many pairs of completely destroyed briefs you see in the parking lots.

Apparently. Lotta gamblers out there lose.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (hHdnq)

301 288 I don't care if you wear underwear or not - just spare me the sight of your nasty cloven hooves in flip-flops.
Posted by: motionview at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (pYQR/)


Especially the guys, screams ghey!

Posted by: WUT at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (MAstk)

302 I volunteered once to pick up trash along a local highway. A number of dirty diapers needed to be picked up. Sometimes with accompanying toddler pants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (II6Oo)

303 This is all a move to create a false demand for underwear.

Defining dainties downward.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (mvenn)

304 299>> What a great name.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (xfb67)

305 Don't bash Tommy John, dude had 288 wins.

But, did he change his underwear everyday?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (O2RFr)

306 295 I've visited third world shitholes where the people have better hygiene practices than the people I work with.

The women constantly complain the ladies room is grotesque.
Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

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Well, it should be easy enough to find out who's smearing shit all over the walls, right?

The worst I've seen in the men's bathrooms at my current work (6 years) is dudes not flushing after a #2. I think it was one guy. Hasn't worked here in years, though. I never understood the thinking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (iikV8)

307 92
Okay, which one of you Walmart shoppers is this?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/n6hmwbn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)


Where here somebody needs to change NOW. (SFW)

https://tinyurl.com/NeedsAChangeNOW

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (N39Ws)

308 Tommy Johns wants to sell you more pairs of their $25 and up underwear.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (7cJE3)

309 >>But, did he change his underwear everyday?


That's not Pine Tar!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (hHdnq)

310 I read somewhere some women dig pendulous balls. Might hang a cinder block on mine for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (67teE)

311
I've bought new underwear when I haven't done the laundry for a while.

I've also bought new pants if I lose a button.


I lost a buttonhole...

/Steven Wright

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (HaL55)

312 "a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally,"

I am 100% with Ace on this one! I don't give a rat's patoot what people think about how I look or smell, because they don't look or smell any better to me, no matter how proud they are of their clothes or grooming. People can f*ck right off.

Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (mk9aG)

313 >>The underwear company conveniently argues you should swap out your old underwear for a new pair every six months to reduce your risk of bacterial and yeast infections.


Ah, and there's the sales pitch based on hygiene. . .
They do know people wash their undies, right - we don't just wear them for a day and then put them back in the drawer to air out.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

314 Could be true but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about shitty paper all over the floor, perhaps aimed at a trash can, perhaps stuffed in the tampon receptacle, occasionally stuck to the wall. I never ever saw that in the men's room
Posted by: Utility muffin at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (Y4X12)

--

Hold my Dos Equis, amigo.
- Anywhere with a large illegal alien population that didn't have functioning plumbing in the sh*thole they still call home

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (UxP0a)

315 293 Fun fact: The Dyson factories and offices have paper towel dispensers so that employees can dry their hands and open the doors to leave.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (UxP0a)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

316 Underwear, look at what hikers and backpackers buy. I like Ex Officio. I used to buy exclusively Under Armor, but they pissed me off with one of their anti-hunter shitstorms.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK

Hmmm.

*checks amazon*

$40 bucks for a three pack? There better be some luxurious feel on the boys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

317 Donald Duck doesn't wear underwear that's good enuf for me.
signed Debbie does Disney.

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (5IHGB)

318 219 Had a date tell me that girls in her dorm rated a date by whether their panties, when flown against the wall, would stick. Alas, this was in the time when women's dorms had curfews and we only had ten minutes left.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 02:44 PM (HAbZG)

Cream pie or snail trail?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (QwmrN)

319
If you Morons are ever in Denver, I recommend a trip to the McDonald's at 16th and Court. It's a fucking zoo. It's a place where you can see a hooker selling ass for cheeseburgers and crack money.

I once went in the men's room there and some (presumably homeless) weirdo had simply splattered the walls of the stall with diarrhea. I couldn't even figure out how or why it happened. It was like a damn bomb went off in someone's keister.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

320
The worst I've seen in the men's bathrooms at my current work (6 years) is dudes not flushing after a #2. I think it was one guy. Hasn't worked here in years, though. I never understood the thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (iikV

Leftover trauma from childhood - i.e. a rough toilet training. The noise terrifies him.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (0yxK0)

321 I believe that was Futurerama Lightspeed Briefs
Posted by: RoyalOil
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Speaking of which, I casually know this guy:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm72npj

He has one of the oddest resumes I've ever read.

Very sadly, his wife passed away a month or so ago, cancer. She was a sweet lady.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (CDGwz)

322 302 I volunteered once to pick up trash along a local highway. A number of dirty diapers needed to be picked up. Sometimes with accompanying toddler pants.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (II6Oo)


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Epstein at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

323 Whenever I have the sadz about my bod not being the lithe limber love machine of yore, I look at pics like that of the Walmart beest, and then I don't feel so bad.

That was quite the gunt.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (kD8Fh)

324 Probably not, pitchers tend to get superstitious.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)

325 Where here somebody needs to change NOW. (SFW)

https://tinyurl.com/NeedsAChangeNOW


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (N39Ws)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

326 Pretty sure those changing their cod wraps everyday all wear Crocs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (UsFoH)

327 o do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

I have about 20 pairs of boxer briefs in my prep cache. I have dry shampoo and bath wash and wipes for basic hygiene.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (BoJzR)

328 320
The worst I've seen in the men's bathrooms at my current work (6 years) is dudes not flushing after a #2. I think it was one guy. Hasn't worked here in years, though. I never understood the thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (iikV

Leftover trauma from childhood - i.e. a rough toilet training. The noise terrifies him.
Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (0yxK0)

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My guess was always an aversion to touching the handle to flush. Which I understand, I guess. I mean, I don't touch it with my hands. I use the bottom of my shoe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV8)

329 Grocery stores with a large number of customers from particular ethnic groups often have filthy washrooms.

The dirtiest washroom I've been in was in the Bogota airport.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (II6Oo)

330 how on earth do you even do a study like this? Film people 24/7? Put a tracker tag on their underwear? Ask them and assume you'll get a straight answer, This kind of survey is just monumental crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

331 >>> Fun fact: The Dyson factories and offices have paper towel dispensers so that employees can dry their hands and open the doors to leave.

I always do that at gas stations. Use the paper towel to dry my hands to open the door handle, then discard it in the trashcan before the door closes. Who knows how often the employees actually wipe those things down!

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (hvf9s)

332 Just read a hit piece piece that's been going around by Kevin Williamson's ex. Williamson is a massive asshole, and the piece certainly reinforces it. But it also really shows that he broke "don't stick it in crazy" rule pretty badly. Give it a read if you have a spare 20 minutes and morbid curiosity.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (N4xQB)

333 OT [uh, kinda unavoidable, I guess] - NC governor vetoes bill outlawing "sanctuary" rebellion.


Any NC morons have a read on whether over-ride is possible?


This has long been the jaw-dropping litmus test of what's left of our civil society. Violent criminals have been *routinely* released, rather than deported, and have/continue to commit more crimes.


Yawns from the public. Nothing from the Trump administration [other than a pathetic pin-prick move to deny LE grant $ to select jurisdictions, which never had the potential to affect anything].


And DHS continues to look like it's seriously compromised by elements hostile to Trump policies.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (QDnY+)

334 Posted by: Butt-gig at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (MAstk)


*********

That is perhaps the most vile thing I've ever read. Your mother must be so proud.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (mvenn)

335 This is all a move to create a false demand for underwear.

-
Big Underwear looking for government support.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

336 My sons change theirs about 4 times per day.

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (nRWPy)

337 307 92
Okay, which one of you Walmart shoppers is this?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/n6hmwbn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

eewww

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (7cJE3)

338 330 how on earth do you even do a study like this? Film people 24/7? Put a tracker tag on their underwear? Ask them and assume you'll get a straight answer, This kind of survey is just monumental crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

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It's not like self-reporting surveys are regularly described as the least reliable sets of data you can collect or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (iikV8)

339 I have about 20 pairs of boxer briefs in my prep cache. I have dry shampoo and bath wash and wipes for basic hygiene.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (BoJzR)

Makes sense. It just seems like an underserved market/topic for discussion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

340 Those ExOficio skivvies are good for backcountry living.

Not because you can wear them for days, but rather that they breathe well and most importantly dry quickly when you wash them in the field.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (hHdnq)

341 My guess was always an aversion to touching the handle to flush. Which I understand, I guess. I mean, I don't touch it with my hands. I use the bottom of my shoe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV

Could have been proud of it too. Like "Look what I did, mommy!!". Just wanted to show off.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (0yxK0)

342 I mean, I don't touch it with my hands. I use the bottom of my shoe.

Yeah I try to touch as little as possible in public restrooms. I get the whole "squat on the toilet seat" thing some Japanese people do, or the hover. Some filthy people out there.

But again, from personal experience actually cleaning public restrooms, and it sounds conterintuitive but... the lady's room was always much more heinous than the men's. MUCH.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

343 Greetings:

Every Easter whether I need to or not.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (evgyj)

344 Shackleton and his crew when stuck in Antarctica, due to the cold had to dump in their pants. When it warmed up enough they chiseled out the pile then put the same pants on. Puts everything into perspective when you think about it

Posted by: born01930 at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (uwQnR)

345 Well, it should be easy enough to find out who's smearing shit all over the walls, right?

The worst I've seen in the men's bathrooms at my current work (6 years) is dudes not flushing after a #2. I think it was one guy. Hasn't worked here in years, though. I never understood the thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:55 PM (iikV



Aw c'mon, man, you've toilet trained your little nubbin.

You know how they don't want to flush the toilet cuz they're proud of their poo and since it came out of them they sorta consider it part of them.


That's right. You've got a co-worker who never matured emotionally beyond 2-3 years old.

You're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (SHtRW)

346 we don't just wear them for a day and then put them back in the drawer to air out.
Posted by: Lizzy
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We don....

Uh, of course we don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (CDGwz)

347 $40 bucks for a three pack? There better be some luxurious feel on the boys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Wet, warm, & silky.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (/c+/z)

348 280
So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD





Commando at that point.



Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (/c+/z)
In the bugout bags, no. I figure we'll have more pressing concerns than clean clothes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (37IEG)

349 @296 Jukin the Deplorable-That or you'll have to tuck your balls into the top of one of your tube socks

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (0pMBV)

350 336 My sons change theirs about 4 times per day.

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (nRWPy)



Diapers?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (7cJE3)

351 " My sons change theirs about 4 times per day.
Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (nRWPy)"

They may want to start being naked when they masturbate to cut down on the laundry bill.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)

352 Sorry, but most of the Indians don't know how to properly use the toilet. They are disgusting.

At one point we actually hired someone overseas to train them on American hygiene. Wear deodorant, bath regularly- not in puddles, go in the toilet, and flush it.

Most of it didn't take.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

353 Wet, warm, & silky.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (/c+/z)

Really.

*second look at underwear*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

354 Don't bash Tommy John, dude had 288 wins.

But, did he change his underwear everyday?
Posted by: It's me donna

After the streak.

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (arJlL)

355 Who knows how often the employees actually wipe those things down!

I'm gonna say "only if it is really conspicuously crusted with awful stuff"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

356 Look, your underwear has two sides - inside and outside- for a reason.

Posted by: The Fresh Prince at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (/kQ1l)

357 Doing this stuff professionally bathroom paper towels are near the sink but trash receptacle are often near the door to use to open the door ( raises hand that I do that).

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (BbGew)

358 I once had a customer wearing a purple sweatshirt saying "Brown Sugar" set off a diarrhea bomb in the bathroom of the store wear I was working. It was so bad we had to use a hose to clean it up. She was a real princess.

I never did like that Stones song after that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

359 "I use the bottom of my shoe."

I always have, and can't imagine any non midget man or woman who doesn't do the same.

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (Y4X12)

360 280
So do preppers have a underwear/clothing option for their SHTF planning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD





Commando at that point.



Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 02:52 PM (/c+/z)
We do have soap though, for when the zombies stop chasing us and we have a second to catch our breath. Coffee too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (37IEG)

361 Should you ever walk into the multi-stalled restroom and someone issues an "audible", just remember as you take your "seat" to state loudly "Player two entering the game!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (N39Ws)

362 The dirtiest washroom I've been in was in the Bogota airport.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (II6Oo)


The airport in Maun, Botswana. Also, every autostrada in Italy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

363 296 Men should really wear something that supports their
testicles. You keep free-balling into your later years in life you're
gonna get saggy old man balls that match your saggy old man ass.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (0pMBV)

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You need a nut bra then.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (pw+jk)

Ballsiere

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

364 Snowflakes.


Three day plan. Right side in. Inside out. Right side in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (t6MX/)

365 Just read a hit piece piece that's been going around by Kevin Williamson's ex. Williamson is a massive asshole, and the piece certainly reinforces it. But it also really shows that he broke "don't stick it in crazy" rule pretty badly. Give it a read if you have a spare 20 minutes and morbid curiosity.

-
Speaking of crazy chicks writing crazy shit when divorcing, I give you Miley Cyrus:

https://bit.ly/31YVbLP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (+y/Ru)

366 If you wear a kilt, this is easier

Posted by: Jean at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (EZApZ)

367 If you steam your vagina like I do, you can wear the same panties for months.

Think Globally, Act Locally!!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (qAR6u)

368 Sorry, but most of the Indians don't know how to properly use the toilet. They are disgusting.

I think it depends a lot on the caste, which despite changes, is still a real thing in India.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

369 . I use the bottom of my shoe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV



Gotta be a pain in the ass to take your shoe off just to flush the toilet.

Posted by: WUT at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (MAstk)

370 342 But again, from personal experience actually cleaning public restrooms, and it sounds conterintuitive but... the lady's room was always much more heinous than the men's. MUCH.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

Yep.

I saw much more "errant" feces on the floors of the women's bathroom than the men's back when I had a job ages ago where I had to clean both.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (sm6Pk)

371 >> Shackleton and his crew when stuck in Antarctica, due to the cold had to dump in their pants. When it warmed up enough they chiseled out the pile then put the same pants on


Those MC Hammer pants that the arabs wear?

They line them with paper and shit right in them.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (hHdnq)

372 @296 Jukin the Deplorable-That or you'll have to tuck your balls into the top of one of your tube socks

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:59 PM (0pMBV)

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No room, that is where I park my my cock.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)

373 >>Just read a hit piece piece that's been going around by Kevin Williamson's ex.


Who's his ex?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (bDqIh)

374 363
296 Men should really wear something that supports their

testicles. You keep free-balling into your later years in life you're

gonna get saggy old man balls that match your saggy old man ass.



Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 02:53 PM (0pMBV)



====

You need a nut bra then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 02:54 PM (pw+jk)



Ballsiere

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

A Brall.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)

375 My 20 something millennials get Tommyjohn underwear as a subscription. They do like them. However, seriously??

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (nRWPy)

376 369 . I use the bottom of my shoe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV



Gotta be a pain in the ass to take your shoe off just to flush the toilet.
Posted by: WUT at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (MAstk)

=========

Listen, you have your way and I have mine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (iikV8)

377 For all you Commandos who are obviously tougher than me...I don't because I don't want Gator Balls.
And for Tommy John's skivvies? At $30 a pair, you need to make them babies last a while.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 22, 2019 03:02 PM (R2gO3)

378 I haven't bought new underwear in fifteen years. I just steal other men's underwear while they're banging my wife in her bedroom. I'd say about half of the time the underwear is pretty rank. In fact, that's what I prefer. #TrueConservative

Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at August 22, 2019 03:02 PM (4Eo4+)

379 "Sorry, but most of the Indians don't know how to properly use the toilet. They are disgusting.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (VpIIl)"

I mean I think Mike Clevinger's hair is a tad ratty but disgusting seems too harsh.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 22, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

380 https://preview.tinyurl.com/n6hmwbn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

eewww


From one perspective, it's pretty damn nasty.

From another, it's why you never buy white underwear. Though that'd probably be visible through tarpaper.

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

381 Just read a hit piece piece that's been going around by Kevin Williamson's ex. Williamson is a massive asshole, and the piece certainly reinforces it. But it also really shows that he broke "don't stick it in crazy" rule pretty badly. Give it a read if you have a spare 20 minutes and morbid curiosity.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (N4xQB)

--------

The thing that got me, is that she alludes (multiple times) that she writes professionally. The writing in that letter to the editor was perfectly abysmal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

382 That is perhaps the most vile thing I've ever read. Your mother must be so proud.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 02:58 PM (mvenn)



You new here?

Posted by: Butt-gig at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (MAstk)

383 In the 1950s my parents sponsored a Hungarian refugee from the Soviet labor camps (released after Stalin died). He told me years later that one of his great joys from that time forward was taking a shower and changing his underwear every day.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (H8QX8)

384 373 >>Just read a hit piece piece that's been going around by Kevin Williamson's ex.


Who's his ex?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (bDqIh)

And which Kevin Williamson?

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (sm6Pk)

385 One time in high school I walked in to a restroom stall only to see a single dump in the toilet that was the circumference and size of two Progresso Soup cans stacked vertically.

It was otherworldly. I still don't know where it came from, but I told every fucker I knew to go have a look.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (xoUv9)

386 nood, the us deserved 9/11

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (d7Ww2)

387 I saw much more "errant" feces on the floors of the women's bathroom than the men's back when I had a job ages ago where I had to clean both.

The apparent casual disregard of used tampons was always a joy

I am not sure why it is so, I think maybe its rebellion against their home life where they try to keep things clean and just don't want to have to bother on the road? Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

388 I also flush public toilets with my shoe. I aint touchin it even tho I will wash my hands. And if they have those stupid blow dry hand things, I have to wait until somebody comes in so I won't touch the door handle. And I push elevator buttons with my knuckle. And shut up, I know what your thinking, but you have the butt flu and I don't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

389 378 I haven't bought new underwear in fifteen years. I just steal other men's underwear while they're banging my wife in her bedroom. I'd say about half of the time the underwear is pretty rank. In fact, that's what I prefer. #TrueConservative

Jonah, surely you need to expose your household staff to the miracles of a Samsung washer with the steam-clean function.

Either that or just throw them in with the kitchen towels when your laundry service comes by.

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (8erNz)

390 I dunno, the panties get awfully gamey and itchy when you're only using one square of toilet paper.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (qAR6u)

391 I am certainly no clean freak but what a fighter pilot does on a continental crossing I have no idea.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (BbGew)

392 $40 bucks for a three pack? There better be some luxurious feel on the boys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

--

Duluth Trading.

Lifetime guarantee if you're that type.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (UxP0a)

393 The Nut Bra
https://tinyurl.com/y64c54oe

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)

394 Maybe if use a Japanese toilet you never need to change your undies because those toilets wash and sanitize and blow dry.
Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (II6Oo)

395 388 I also flush public toilets with my shoe. I aint touchin it even tho I will wash my hands. And if they have those stupid blow dry hand things, I have to wait until somebody comes in so I won't touch the door handle. And I push elevator buttons with my knuckle. And shut up, I know what your thinking, but you have the butt flu and I don't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

==========

So, you're Howard Hughes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (iikV8)

396 Stadium bathrooms are not a pleasant experience.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)

397 When they pass the Universal Underwear Act we'll all have to share.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (koNhm)

398 The apparent casual disregard of used tampons was always a joy

I could go on for PAGES about the joys of dangling strings...

Posted by: 'Jessica' Yanev - call me Jonathan and I'll sue at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (8erNz)

399 I am certainly no clean freak but what a fighter pilot does on a continental crossing I have no idea.

It Depends....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

400 396 Stadium bathrooms are not a pleasant experience.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)

========

I'm suddenly imagining a toilet with stadium seating...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (iikV8)

401 Zimmerli underwear from Switzerland for the win. Try them.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (0pMBV)

402 "I volunteered once to pick up trash along a local highway. A number of dirty diapers needed to be picked up." I had a neighbor three years ago who chucked their dirty diapers out the second-floor window into a heap in the back yard. gp's Axiom: All tenants are pigs.

Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (mk9aG)

403 Shackleton and his crew when stuck in Antarctica, due to the cold had to dump in their pants. When it warmed up enough they chiseled out the pile then put the same pants on. Puts everything into perspective when you think about it
Posted by: born01930


There's a difference between "forced to by extreme circumstances" and "just because".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (/c+/z)

404 Who's his ex?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 03:01 PM (bDqIh)
----

Don't dig in on this, Lizzy. Trust me. I looked at it last night and I'm sorry I did. There's no winner in this - she says terrible things about him, she is a freakin' lunatic, and the Atlantic should be ashamed of itself for publishing something written by someone so clearly disturbed.

And I don't even like him. But his ex-wife is cuckoo.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (aXucN)

405 396 Stadium bathrooms are not a pleasant experience.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 22, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)

The local dirt track around here still has trough urinals.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:05 PM (sm6Pk)

406 The dirtiest washroom I've been in was in the Bogota airport.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 02:57 PM (II6Oo)

The airport in Maun, Botswana. Also, every autostrada in Italy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 03:00 PM (ptqGC)



Public toilet at an Apache Reservation in New Mexico.

Turds, toilet paper floating in an inch deep pool of pee and toilet water covering the dirt floor of the entire restroom. Plus-

Bonus mosquitoes everywhere!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2019 03:06 PM (SHtRW)

407 This place is universally funny, but more than several here have a real sense of classic comedy that is difficult to find beyond the actual classics.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 03:06 PM (xoUv9)

408 Forget public bathrooms. Look at my house.

I wake up really early, like 5:30 and my wife sleeps in. So I use the bathroom downstairs to not wake her up. "My" bathroom is never really messy. The bathroom in our room, which is basically hers alone, a fucking disaster area.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 03:06 PM (FiUMj)

409 @406
Gah!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 03:06 PM (koNhm)

410 I know it's libtard stuff, but I prefer single-occupancy public restrooms anyway, when available.

I don't want to have to hear other people shitting.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

411 The dirtiest restroom I ever saw was summer in San Francisco.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (xoUv9)

412 I once went in the men's room there and some (presumably homeless) weirdo had simply splattered the walls of the stall with diarrhea. I couldn't even figure out how or why it happened. It was like a damn bomb went off in someone's keister.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

Saw one once that tops it. I found an inexplicable mess in one of the restrooms, as if someone had mentally regressed to angry chimpanzee and started flinging poo, and went to get my boss.

Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: 'What."
Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: "How?"
Me: "It's. On. The. Ceiling."
Mgmt: "Why!?"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (J+mig)

413 356
Look, your underwear has two sides - inside and outside- for a reason.

because it's difficult to make klein bottles

Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2019 03:08 PM (sGtp+)

414 So, women are pigs.

Posted by: The voice of consensus at August 22, 2019 03:08 PM (Y4X12)

415 388 I also flush public toilets with my shoe. I aint touchin it even tho I will wash my hands. And if they have those stupid blow dry hand things, I have to wait until somebody comes in so I won't touch the door handle. And I push elevator buttons with my knuckle. And shut up, I know what your thinking, but you have the butt flu and I don't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2019 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

___

You know your phone has more germs on it than the toilet handle right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 22, 2019 03:09 PM (FiUMj)

416 I read that piece by Williamson's Ex, said anything taken by a Ex, man or woman should be taken with a grain of salt. But that was a tirade and not well written piece.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 03:09 PM (BbGew)

417 Okay, which one of you Walmart shoppers is this?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/n6hmwbn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

Looks like blood stained wimmen's drawers on a guy.....

Wally World strikes again.

Oh, the horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2019 03:09 PM (Z+IKu)

418 I know it's libtard stuff, but I prefer single-occupancy public restrooms anyway, when available.



I don't want to have to hear other people shitting.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

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This is about me, right.

Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea at August 22, 2019 03:09 PM (pw+jk)

419 414 So, women are pigs.
Posted by: The voice of consensus at August 22, 2019 03:08 PM (Y4X12)

Yet they clean up nice and pretty when they want to.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 03:10 PM (QwmrN)

420 Stadium bathrooms are not a pleasant experience.
======
the old Cleveland stadium, you peed in a trough.

It was a giant wall to wall trough with a couple drains in it. When Pittsburgh was in town, the drains would be stopped up until there was a about 200 gallons of pee sitting there. In the second half the pissburgh baptisms would begin. . . Lot people from Pittsburgh would just wind up pissing on the mezzanine. Who could've seen that coming . . .

Posted by: The Fresh Prince of Cleveland at August 22, 2019 03:11 PM (oPeTa)

421 I don't want to have to hear other people shitting.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

I'm Montezuma's favorite punching bag, so I agree - don't want others hearing what fresh hell my guts have brewed up.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 03:11 PM (J+mig)

422 401 Zimmerli underwear from Switzerland for the win. Try them.

So what's the package size? If they're truly asking $85-90 a pair for these things, I'd be wearing them a lot longer than two days.

Posted by: 'Jessica' Yanev - call me Jonathan and I'll sue at August 22, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)

423 One thing to comment a porta john, stuff all the paper down it to your hearts concent, it doesn't care.
But that is the only thing good about them.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 03:14 PM (BbGew)

424 WeaselDog's MAGA collar just came in the mail! Plastic Trump drinking straws, too.

Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2019 03:16 PM (MVjcR)

425
Underwear is like spaghetti, when you throw it against the wall and its sticks, you know it's done.

Posted by: Mathew Slater at August 22, 2019 03:16 PM (72RPY)

426 Lot people from Pittsburgh would just wind up pissing on the mezzanine. Who could've seen that coming . . .

Yeah, whenever you encounter one of those trench urinals, you evaluate carefully how close you want to get to it.

"Well, it's a long walk through tall grass back to the seat, so maybe I can wade in."

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2019 03:16 PM (8erNz)

427 423

Now hold on there, cousin...

Posted by: The real Boulder toilet hobo at August 22, 2019 03:17 PM (Y4X12)

428
Another fun fact: My boss is such a miser that he rarely ever puts paper towels in our office bathrooms. Dry your hands on your shirt or bring your own paper towels.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 22, 2019 03:18 PM (LilNs)

429 Saw one once that tops it. I found an inexplicable mess in one of the restrooms, as if someone had mentally regressed to angry chimpanzee and started flinging poo, and went to get my boss.

Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: 'What."
Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: "How?"
Me: "It's. On. The. Ceiling."
Mgmt: "Why!?"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 03:07 PM (J+mig)

---

I'm sorry, but I'm lmao at this, gross as it is.

"Why!?"

Such a simple question, so many answers.

Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 03:20 PM (RU4sa)

430 423 One thing to comment a porta john, stuff all the paper down it to your hearts concent, it doesn't care.
But that is the only thing good about them.


You can also practice your cow tipping on them.

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)

431 Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: 'What."
Me: "It's on the ceiling."
Mgmt: "How?"
Me: "It's. On. The. Ceiling."
Mgmt: "Why!?"


"Because we're not the EPA. We're more creative than that."

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2019 03:21 PM (8erNz)

432 Indonesia is probably the worst. When every toilet has a pictogram showing first time users how to use a toilet properly, you know there will be issues.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 22, 2019 03:30 PM (YslsA)

433 I remember when only Lawyers had briefs, and how silky,pinky and stinky they were.

Signed Barack breaking first year Harvard Law.

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 03:34 PM (5IHGB)

434 "Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

It was a an unscientific survey of a thousand adults at a Hamptons bar by Don Lemon.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 22, 2019 04:42 PM (Ndje9)

435 Japanese nflame toilets

Posted by: Jean at August 22, 2019 04:44 PM (B7KlG)

436 Whom ever finds it "foul" for someone to wear their same underoo's for more than one day has:
a- never been in the military.
b- never been schooled on properly whipping their own ass.c- an over inflated and entitled view of how the real world lives and exists and always has done.

Why aren't they whining about how badly those who do constantly change their dedicates for no other reason that 'it's icky to wear them >24hrs' are polluting the environment and needlessly wasting water and energy?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at August 22, 2019 05:32 PM (P+Ru9)

437 Hunting camp. Change underwear at midweek... usually. Get one deer almost every year. Goes to show that two aisles of scent control hunting clothes in the sporting good section is a waste of money. The deer can't smell you if they are upwind.
Interesting though, if a doe in heat is upwind I can smell her.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (ZTDnL)

438 Kinda reminds me about all those polls before the last Presidential election...

Posted by: epador at August 22, 2019 10:25 PM (RyIfn)

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