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DHS Announces New Rule Ending "Catch and Release," Will Permit Families to be Detained Together Until Their Immigration Hearings
So we're not going to "separate families" any longer.
Of course, the left and the NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) are now complaining about not separating children from parents. You'd almost start to think that it's not "the horror of family separation" they oppose, but rather any border enforcement and any deportation of illegals. You'd almost think that they know it's politically unpopular to announce their actual goal of Open Borders, so they instead pick and paw at every tiny aspect of border enforcement so they can agitate for Open Borders without admitting they're doing so.To address the unprecedented flow of families across the Southwest border, the Trump administration on Wednesday announced regulations that will allow families to be detained together, pending disposition of their immigration hearings. The goal is to end "catch and release." Asylum-seeking families will no longer be released into the United States with a promise to appear in immigration court -- promises that are mostly not kept, Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan noted. ... Under the current interpretation of the Flores settlement, families with minor children must be released within 20 days, on a promise to appear for their hearings, which may take years to happen. "The Flores settlement is operationally outdated and does not respond to the current immigration crisis," McAleenan told the news conference.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dad of Six at August 21, 2019 05:31 PM (VILFc)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at August 21, 2019 05:32 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 05:33 PM (bDqIh)
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Posted by: Charlie "3 Wives" at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (786Ro)
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Posted by: Ha at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (ZXMiM)
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)
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Save the Date!!!
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at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (oLmQE)
separation" they oppose, but rather any border enforcement and any
deportation of illegals.
You shut your whore mouth!!!!
Posted by: Dems at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Bete at August 21, 2019 05:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 05:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:35 PM (BiNEL)
Heh, yeah, kinda tipped us off when they are screaming "Abolish ICE!!!" . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 05:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 05:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 05:36 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 05:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:35 PM (BiNEL)
This would be right up DAvid French's alley, up to the moment he realizes it's Catholic liturgical prayer.
Posted by: kallisto at August 21, 2019 05:37 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: CharllestheHammer at August 21, 2019 05:37 PM (SRv8e)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 21, 2019 05:37 PM (yOcNV)
My betters constantly assure me this is all for my own good, and if I was as smart as they are I'd understand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: batterup at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (U2JQS)
problem solved! Thanks Trump! resistoids can finally unbunch
Posted by: x at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (nFwvY)
I didn't want to. I felt I owed it to them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (KCxzN)
Trump has been railing against "Catch and release" for two plus years. I had no idea it could be so easily rescinded.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
We shall see, Sergeant, we shall see.
Posted by: Judge Poi Poi Macadamia at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: spirit cookers at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (QwmrN)
The Bullshitwark
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (yOcNV)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)
What's this?
Did Ace address the chin/hand gesture on the sidebar I queried about the other day in the Goomba thread?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (pKmEq)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (xptlg)
The only proper response to being criticized by the left is "LOLGF.."
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: kallisto at August 21, 2019 05:37 PM (DJFLF)
But that would imply at least some marginal familiarity with Christianity, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (O2RFr)
My suggestion: Put US military on border, bring this whole invasion to a stop in one week. Why not?
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (xptlg)
-- Progs tomorrow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2019 05:41 PM (QZ+He)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (BiNEL)
I thought his claim to fame was his Evangelically evangelical curriculum vitae.
Posted by: kallisto at August 21, 2019 05:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
We shall see, Sergeant, we shall see.
Posted by: Judge Poi Poi Macadamia at August 21, 2019 05:38 PM (T6t7i)
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read the article. It appears that they setup some kind of apartments for these families. All kinds of amenities. Kinda like hotel California: You can check out but you can never leave.
It'll be funny to see a judge say "nope, you can't keep them in those nice apartments, you've got to through them out into the streets.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 05:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 05:42 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 21, 2019 05:42 PM (ooMTA)
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 05:42 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: x at August 21, 2019 05:42 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)
I'd like to see sanctuary cities end their catch and release for illegal alien felons, murderers, and rapists!
Or at the very least the politicians that support this crap be arrested and charged as willing accomplices in the crimes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:42 PM (BiNEL)
My suggestion: Put US military on border, bring this whole invasion to a stop in one week. Why not?
Posted by: gp
That's just stupid. We have to have our troops in Afghanistan so we don't fight them here.
Posted by: Max Boob at August 21, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)
Now let's see prosecution of the Mississippi chicken processors for their hiring illegals, and a lot, lot more raids [or better, a big sit-down with known big violator sectors, to provide an easy way, and a hard way, for them to come into compliance, an offer they can't refuse].
And I'll leave off the rest for now.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 05:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2019 05:43 PM (QZ+He)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 21, 2019 05:43 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posse comitatus?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 05:36 PM (H8QX
That it took two plus years to getting around to doing it suggests that it wasn't really so easily rescinded. In all likelihood this was done over SERIOUSLY strenuous objection from Trump's GOPE "handlers".
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Dem Media at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)
Once the Left finishes consolidating power and taking full control, purges the Army and police of dissent, and no longer needs a street army to terrorize people these little idiots will be dispensed with in short order.
That's not quite the way it's worked in Venezuela. They've purged the army and police and etc., but they still keep the collectivos around to maintain control and terrorize people.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: kallisto at August 21, 2019 05:41 PM (DJFLF)
There are evangelicals, and then there are Evangelicals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (BiNEL)
That reminds me.
Today's Latin phrase is:
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (pKmEq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
Problematicization.
It originally applied only to literature, and meant that the goal of reading any work is to finding something offensive or un_PC about it -- i.e. to "Problematicize" the work -- and then whine and complain about it.
In the old days, students would reach authors to appreciate their skill and beauty. Now, the only reason to read any (dead white male) author is to "problematicize" their work, i.e. Shakespeare is a sexist, so-and-so is racist, so-and-so is homophobic, etc. etc.
But now that principle has been expanded and is applied to EVERYTHING -- i.e. the goal of the modern academic leftist is to look at ANYTHING -- any instiution, person, behavior, creation, idea, rule, theory, etc. etc. -- and "problematicize" it, i.e. find what's wrong with it and then whine about the wrongness.
In this instance, if Trump separates families, that's a problem. If Trump keeps families together, then that's a problem too. If Trump does anything, that's a problem, and if he does the opposite thing -- also a problem. Etc. etc.
Consequently, the left, and their opinions and utterances, are not to be taken seriously, or even noticed. They, and their statements, are pure malevolence.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posse comitatus?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BiNEL)
They would not be enforcing laws against American citizens but repelling non citizens 'invading' the country. At least that's the defense against the posse comitatus argument.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 05:47 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BvNzB)
My guess is a combination of trying to get Congress to step up, along with wanting to made sure that they had every legal 't' crossed and logistical 'i' dotted.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (1QdtY)
*******
Laura Loomer's Lawsuit Against Google will Be Heard Before the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals
*******
Willowed Yet again
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (pKmEq)
Save some of the liquor for the rest of us
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (786Ro)
There are going to be a lot of family members in Central and South America kidnapped and murdered because the illegals can't pay.
Sucks to be them. They shoulda stayed home and made it a better place.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (Jj5k2)
What about mocking? That's still okay, right?
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2019 05:48 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 05:49 PM (QDnY+)
Consequently, the left, and their opinions and utterances, are not to be taken seriously, or even noticed. They, and their statements, are pure malevolence.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Q3dyo)
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If Trump makes a decision, that's a problem. He shouldn't be making decisions. It should be Hillary.
Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2019 05:49 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2019 05:49 PM (q177U)
And Obama was like, "kick them out on the street with no place to sleep and no food to eat--we sure AF ain't housing them."
And Literally Hitler comes along and says, "Why don't we just build some dorms, cafeteria and schools for them?"
And the media responds, "Literally Hitler wants to kill these people with a bed to sleep in, food to eat and schooling for their children!!"
And the Wine Moms are like, "OMG Karen! Did you see how horrible Literally Hitler is?! Watch CNN!"
And Mitt Romney is like, "OMG Susan! I just saw that on CNN! Literally Hitler is the worst!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 21, 2019 05:49 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2019 05:49 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ...and so it begins at August 21, 2019 05:50 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BvNzB)
I suspect Karl Rove has been on a fainting couch since the dastardly action was made official!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:51 PM (BiNEL)
Is that the one where you get a 22 year old Latina weathergirl who cooks and cleans in exchange for eventual citizenship?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 05:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)
I think that would be struck down for disparate impact on Ukrainians.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (RD7QR)
Fine their asses, fine their mommas and pimp slap their accountants who've been cheating, lying and stealing since they could crawl. Confiscate their property, confiscate their jets, confiscate their asses till they ain't got no asses left. Then have the IRS audit all what they got remaining.
By the time it's done, we won't need a wall.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: David French at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (H5knJ)
Put US military on border, bring this whole invasion to a stop in one week. Why not?
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM
Posse comitatus?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:44 PM
No. Just no.
Posse Comitatus prohibits the federal armed forces from doing domestic law enforcement.
Defense of the border is well within the federal armed forces purview.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (KCxzN)
how many guys do you think are going to put up with someone else's kid for more than a handful of hours before confessing?
how many kids dime out the guy that rented them?
when some guy gets dimed out for renting some kid does is he prosecuted for trafficking?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A
she has to do it for 13 years or so but yes.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)
lol, you know having non-families stay together and pretend to be families is going to be fun.
how many guys do you think are going to put up with someone else's kid for more than a handful of hours before confessing?
how many kids dime out the guy that rented them?
when some guy gets dimed out for renting some kid does is he prosecuted for trafficking?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (HALdu)
The Ransom of Red Chief springs to mind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2019 05:53 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at A
lol
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (1QdtY)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
__________
Because they're busy securing the borders of dozens of other nations, duh. /
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (oLmQE)
BUT, there might be an American citizen present in that teeming horde, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Karl Rove at August 21, 2019 05:55 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 05:55 PM (786Ro)
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (pKmEq)
Why bother? The thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)
A friend is very interested in your newsletter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
__________
Because they're busy securing the borders of dozens of other nations, duh. /
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (oLmQE)
If only this was a joke.
The joke is on us.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)
But govt will not operate like that, at least in the US. Every other country has no problem.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Today's Latin phrase is:
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (pKmEq)
Where the whites wimmen at?
Saw it in a movie once.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (Z+IKu)
Let us not forget the Poles, Slovakians, Romanians, and Czechs!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
I'm okay with seven. That was a pretty standard indentured servitude contract.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 05:57 PM (KZzsI)
they usually are equally surprised / displeased by my answer of "lock them up too."
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:57 PM (HALdu)
I was never a big fan of catch and release. Seems wasteful not to eat what's on your line, and it's cruel to release them with ugly hook wounds anyway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2019 05:57 PM (ur8yz)
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You're arguing "disparate impact" on white people?
So, no.
Posted by: 9th Circus Judge at August 21, 2019 05:57 PM (DuZls)
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Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2019 05:58 PM (k4dH2)
Why bother? The thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Was that the Twilight Zone episode where the dummy comes to life?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 05:58 PM (aKsyK)
Defense of the border is well within the federal armed forces purview.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (KCxzN)
So you think a district judge can't reinterpret this law based on Trumpian #BadThink after they mangle the Constitution on a daily basis?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 05:58 PM (BiNEL)
I'm okay with seven. That was a pretty standard indentured servitude contract.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A
if she's a smokeshow 7, otherwise 13.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 05:58 PM (HALdu)
Melania Knaus Law:
1.1 If you are hot, and love America, and lived through communism and thereby know how terrible it is, then you are welcome to come to the USA and stay here permanently.
1.2 If not, Go Fuck Yourself.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 05:59 PM (Q3dyo)
F'n commies are constantly moving the apple. The perpetual motion of insanity.
Posted by: Zombie William Tell at August 21, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2019 06:00 PM (gmo/4)
"sanctuary" lawlessness, an outrage that is now starting to rack up amazing costs in mayhem, child rape, murder, homicide, etc., has doubled [# of jurisdictions] since the enTrumpenation. A pathetic pin-prick $ response - withholding LE grants - has been the sole "response".
There are quite a few in DOJ and sister agencies at state level who are wondering if Barr and Trump will finally actually do something, or even politicize "sanctuary" lawlessness.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 06:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at A
sure, give me your email. premium subscribers also get the "how to convince your wife to let you have an indentured hottie housekeeper" guide.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:00 PM (HALdu)
Wonder what the eventual bill to legal tax-paying citizens will be, even though it will still be cheaper than releasing them into the wilds!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 06:01 PM (BiNEL)
What a fvcking joke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:01 PM (EcqY2)
Ace,
IS THIS SOMETHING?
Check out the huge fat ass on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIALlhlyqO4
(It's a girl with a big butt singing about her big butt)
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 06:01 PM (pKmEq)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2019 05:40 PM (mk9aG)
__________
Because they're busy securing the borders of dozens of other nations, duh. /
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 05:54 PM (oLmQE)
Because a LAW passed in 1878 says the Military can't enforce law, like it could for the first 100 years of our Republic.
A Law which can be changed, or, like immigration law, ignored.
The Posse Act was not only ignored when it was passed (as shown by the Indian Campaigns), but was put in place as an amendment to an Appropriations bill.
Oh, and Congress can override it as well.
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 21, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN)
Today's Latin phrase is:
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Who bitch this is?
Posted by: dartist at August 21, 2019 06:03 PM (K22Va)
Today's Latin phrase is:
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Who bitch this is?
Posted by: dartist at August 21, 2019 06:03 PM (K22Va)
The thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 06:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 06:00 PM (QDnY+)
If you have been following the "achievements" of the illegal sanctuary policies in corrupt Montgomery County MD, you know this is out of control just based on what we know, and we know damned little!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 21, 2019 06:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 05:36 PM (H8QX
Put the whole family on a one way flight to Hawaii and then the no-fly list before the plane lands.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 21, 2019 06:04 PM (1g7ch)
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Excellent summarization regarding problematicization.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 06:04 PM (oLmQE)
That's not quite the way it's worked in Venezuela. They've purged the army and police and etc., but they still keep the collectivos around to maintain control and terrorize people.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 21, 2019 05:45 PM (Clxcy)
Given how well controlling Chicago is going, I wouldn't bet a ton of money on them controlling law enforcement when bullets become worth more than Franklins. Or us, when it gets down to it. They'll have their own agenda, depending on who is in charge.
Posted by: trev006 at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (oRYBK)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (RuIsu)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Que sera sera
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 21, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN)
Border security is not law. It's national defense. Especially when we are in the midst of an active invasion.
This is not enforcing any laws on Americans. THis is keeping aliens out of America. A job for the military, above all else.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (EcqY2)
Hmmm. Gimme a minute. Ok, got it.
*2 hours later*
I am the chosen one!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: spirit cookers at August 21, 2019 06:05 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Zombie William Tell at August 21, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Z+IKu)
Congrats. You just re-engineered the GOP opposition to Trump.
Posted by: The White Devil at August 21, 2019 06:06 PM (P4GTk)
Let me get this straight.
So... According to Bill Kristol, Trump's personality and personal history disqualify him from public life... but Scaramucci is totes upstanding and nice.
Got it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Joey at August 21, 2019 06:07 PM (xSo9G)
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Recall that Trump was running after eight years of President Obama. Those eight years saw the federal government attempt to force nuns, literally the Little Sisters of the Poor, to violate their consciences and fund birth control. Obama took 'em to court over that. The eight years of Obama saw activist leftists haul Christian cake bakers to court and destroy their livelihood. The eight years of Obama saw a very emboldened left vent its hatred for everyone to their right, and evangelicals knew we were in their crosshairs. They went after Christian-owned Hobby Lobby, they used our tax dollars to fund abortion, they made their disdain for our faith abundantly clear. The Democrats' 2016 appeal to us amounted to "Vote for us, you stupid, racist, bucktoothed haters!"
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https://pjmedia.com/faith/mystery-solved-why-evangelicals-support-trump/
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Posted by: 9th Circus Judge at August 21, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:07 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Charlie "3 Wives" at August 21, 2019 05:34 PM (786Ro)
Piker !!!
Posted by: Larry '8 Wives' King ... at August 21, 2019 06:07 PM (LPnfS)
*******
Fredo Cuomo: Trump 'is Not Aging' Because He Doesn't Care Enough For The Country - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)
Let me get this straight.
So... According to Bill Kristol, Trump's personality and personal history disqualify him from public life... but Scaramucci is totes upstanding and nice.
Got it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
Note, ScaryMoochy just started a Political Pac, which he will run, to be Never Trump.
Note, he WILL pay himself a Salary from said PAC.
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 21, 2019 06:08 PM (NgKpN)
Immigrate? This is reciprocal right? No
Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2019 06:08 PM (wclv0)
.Even if there were "an indentured hottie housekeeper" law Mrs _____ (fill in appropriate name) is-unless I'm really mistaken- not going to allow you to have one unless she's into threesomes. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:08 PM (+0VWg)
Got it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
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Because he's NOT trying to suck his own dick.
Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)
My hovercraft is full of eels
Posted by: Burger Chef
Actually, the well-known Latin motto "Quadriga fluctuans mea anguilla repleta est" means "My hovercraft is full of eels." Cicero used to say that every time he got up to speak in the Senate.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:10 PM (+0VWg)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Easy, peasy ...
Locutus of Borg's Official Name in the Many Millions of lawsuits which followed ...
Posted by: Adriane the Star Trek Legal Critic ... at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Immigrate? This is reciprocal right? No
Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2019 06:08 PM (wclv0)
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Sure you'll get a room. Of course you'll be sharing an 8x10 "room" with about 20 guys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Get out and stay out. If you are caught you and your family for six generations will be working on the Great North American Dignity Canal. The seventh generation gets the bullet.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (GXhXg)
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 21, 2019 06:12 PM (KBjDG)
Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)
Of course it might have been nice to go on the offensive from the start, so that the Ryan/McConnell GOP could have had its complicity and uselessness highlighted for future political purposes. If one planned to re-introduce politics to immigration rule of law, that is.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 06:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 21, 2019 06:12 PM (yv1DE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:11 PM (kTF2Z)
They send them to Boot Camp?
/looks confused
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 21, 2019 06:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)
What about mocking? That's still okay, right?
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019
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To mock, one must notice. Well, to mock effectively, anyway. We'll allow a special dispensation in this case.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:13 PM (+0VWg)
Res ipsa, as others have pointed out, means literally the thing speaks for itself.
What it means is that absent some neglence on the part of the person who had control of the "thing," the injury would not have occurred. The classic example is a barrel falling from an elevated storage area into the street. Since that can't happen by itself (England didn't have many earthquakes back in the 1400-1800s), the fact that there was an accident all by itself shows someone was negligent.
Posted by: imp at August 21, 2019 06:14 PM (uKiy5)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
I braid my pubes because pretty?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 06:14 PM (hpmES)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:15 PM (+0VWg)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Well the phrase speaks for itself doesn't it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:16 PM (H5knJ)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
I braid my pubes because pretty?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 06:14 PM (
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Guess we're done here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:17 PM (kTF2Z)
1.1 If you are hot, and love America, and lived through communism and thereby know how terrible it is, then you are welcome to come to the USA and stay here permanently.
1.2 If not, Go Fuck Yourself.
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Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 05:59 PM (Q3dyo)
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I'll allow it
Posted by: The Chosen One Trump at August 21, 2019 06:17 PM (flINI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Or, he is rejuvenated by the liberal tears which he consumes daily.
Hey, it could happen!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 06:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Hey, it could happen!
Today you could fill an ocean with them
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 06:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2019 06:18 PM (EOMoX)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2019 05:58 PM (k4dH2)
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Club Gitmo FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 06:18 PM (1QFiL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:16 PM (H5knJ)
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As long as I'm kept supplied with tequila and tacos, I'm good.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at A
lol, she knows the rules, she has to stay reasonably hot throughout the indenture or back she goes,
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (HALdu)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Que sera sera
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019
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The floor of the Senate where we speak is slippery
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (DHNlU)
Patient comes back after surgery with a scalpel in his belly
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (8TP5Z)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Q3dyo)
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No no no, that was Cato the Censor. He was sick and tired of being pranked by Carthaginians.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:19 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Defense of the border is well within the federal armed forces purview.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 21, 2019 05:52 PM (KCxzN)
But how could the military possibly defend against an unarmed unorganized invasion?
Shouldn't the invaders at least be given pointy sticks and cross in single file or something
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
The left will abolish the EV one way or another.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:21 PM (HALdu)
Don't need to translate. The thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 21, 2019 06:22 PM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2019 06:22 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:21 PM (HALdu)
Me too. I already have some decorating ideas.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:22 PM (lwiT4)
I just about fainted there. A commonsense approach to handle an issue that has been an obvious crisis that a) has been building for decades and b) intentionally bastardized so as not do ever do anything to help Americans? This is so novel as to be historic.
I think I'd like to promote Trump to King now. King of the United States. KOTUS. That sounds about right.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 21, 2019 06:22 PM (6eEQ+)
*******
Graham Will Advise AG Barr On Rollout Of Russia Trump Docs. They Must Be Made Public. - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Then parents should not put them in the position of being detained.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (lwiT4)
I also saw that.
Fine. Declare Martial Law. All states engaging in this practice lose statehood and become lawless territories. Recall their Senators and Reps. Install an appointed Governor.
California likewise itself is in a state of open insurrection. I have had it, and I live here.
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
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ISWYDT! LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Y4EXg)
If she's nice to be around and cooks and cleans well I don't care if she's a hairy Jabba the Hutt.
Judges ruled today that the electoral college is a joke. Said electors can vote for whomever they want regardless of how their state voted. 10th Circuit ruling.
That has always been the case, and by design, its the purpose of the Electoral College. This destroys attempts to force the EC to vote a certain way based on the popular vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:23 PM (KZzsI)
Jokes on the Chinese for thinking anyone will listen to The Mooch
The Mooch is someone I want to punch in the face. I only say that about very few people. Comey is another
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (8TP5Z)
The left will abolish the EV one way or another.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
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If that ever happens, electors will be hunted in the streets.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
That was always the case. Electors were never bound. When some states did pass laws binding them, those laws were, actually, un-Constitutional. There were two reasons for the electoral college and the total independence of the electors was one of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (EcqY2)
Someone should let CPS and juvenile justice facilities, know.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (H5knJ)
1) Why are border controls bad when we do them but perfectly OK when, say, Canada and Mexico apply them?
2) If they support open borders, why do I have to go through the whole business of processing through Customs?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (WDnN1)
In a 13-year indentured servitude of a hot Mexican weatherwoman, the hot part would last for 2 or 3 years tops. By end, she'll have gone full abuela. You'll need a fistfull of blue pills to get an erection in their vicinity. The hotness only endures in the wild; domesticity ruins it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:16 PM (H5knJ)
That's why you move them to the landscaping staff after their third year and bring in another hawt Mexican weather chick indentured servant for "inside" work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ur8yz)
The left will abolish the EV one way or another.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
The Washington State Supreme Court made the opposite ruling, so there's a good chance that the Supreme Court will take this up to decide the split between the two court systems.
It actually doesn't change things much - just means that States have to be very careful about who they appoint as electors, no more giving it to cronies and good old boys, which has been the practice up until now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)
the thing is that if your left hand is touching the touchpad, even in the lightest, slightest way and you try to move the cursor the entire screen will zoom to 175 percent or more.
someday, somewhere, I am going to find whoever decided that was useful and wherever and whenever I meet him I am going to sit him neck to nave.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)
The left will abolish the EV one way or another.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
It's inevitable, guys. Why bother fighting for anything? (whine)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 21, 2019 06:25 PM (WDnN1)
The left will abolish the EV one way or another.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (FiUMj)
******
NOOOOOOO You never post with your hair on fire
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)
Were the children of American citizens who are arrested for alleged crimes also detained with their criminally charged parents, the crime rate in the US would fall to zero, for two reasons:
1. The children of criminals are overwhelmingly disproportionately criminals themselves; and,
2. Even the worst criminals can be encouraged not to be criminals if their kids are also incarcerated for their crimes.
Discuss.
Flores Consent Decrees For EVERYONE!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2019 06:26 PM (S6rpg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at A
yes
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: yankeefifith
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*Pauses to search for one's nave*
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2019 06:26 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Y4EXg)
It's the thing with the lint in it.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2019 06:22 PM (Xqo6t)
Would it not be more traumatizing to travel several hundred miles thru unknown parts not knowing even if you make the journey your journey will be successful given all the risks associated with said trip? For the children?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (cn/uI)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (8loGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A
what he said, ruling was a win for the Constitution
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at A
yes
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019
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Got to say, I like the way you guys think. We need more young Sofia Vergaras in this country.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DHNlU)
I had a housekeeper once-when I was working full time, spouse was well employed and we rented our home and lived in a parsonage. That housekeeper was a plain as a pikestaff, in her late 30's, a legal citizen, pleasant and I had no problem with her work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
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Greenladbad.
Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 21, 2019 06:28 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:28 PM (+0VWg)
There will be another 200 lawsuits over this by next week even though they got exactly what they asked for. Note: it wasn't what they wanted to happen, but it's what they asked for, no more families to be separated.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2019 06:28 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at A
indeed!
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:29 PM (HALdu)
Res ipsa loquitur
Would anyone like to translate it for the class?
Skimming the thread at random so I don't know if this has been addressed.
"The thing speaks for itself".
I'm not a smarty pants who knows Latin, that was one of Hunter Thompson's favorite phrases.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 06:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
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Greenladbad.
Posted by: Axeman at A
should he buy greenland we should rename it Tumpsomething.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (+0VWg)
Dat's so hot!
Posted by: Gov. Terminator at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at A
indeed!
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019
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Just the Sofias and Salma Hayeks, etc., now. We don't need the guys.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (iB1oa)
God rest their souls and comfort their families.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
Amen to that Jane, thanks for letting us know. I had not heard.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Z23Wu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DHNlU)
A. Isn't she Colombian?
B. I don't get why, but hubs prefers the Vergara sister, Sandra
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at A
yes
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019
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"Pork makes the devil upchuck"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:32 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:32 PM (iB1oa)
Nope; Thankafully, m husband's personality is quite different than that of Governor Terminator. He had a hour commute everyday. Too busy. He was not making whoopee with the housekeeper.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:33 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 21, 2019 06:33 PM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:33 PM (DHNlU)
up, I imagine the US would look like Japan.
tentacles from sea to shining sea?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 21, 2019 06:34 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2019 06:34 PM (q1Pj5)
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A swine from the devil's herd. Certainly applicable to the late Mr. Epstein.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:34 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2019 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)
That covers a lot of territory.
* scratches between toes *
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
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I think Grammie means the little basket at the front of the dryer.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 21, 2019 06:35 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:35 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:35 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Old Blue
This. And the Secretary of State disallowed a ton of signatures on the Recall Polis petitions. Gave them six weeks to get more signatures. I signed one Tues. after work.
Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2019 06:36 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:33 PM (DHNlU)
She annoys me.
It's funny that in her first big movie she was the plain one of the four sisters. She was very young then, sure .,.. but her screen sisters were definitely much hotter than she was. What was that? La Belle Epoque or something?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:36 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:36 PM (lwiT4)
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A swine from the devil's herd. Certainly applicable to the late Mr. Epstein.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019
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Much as Latin fascinates me, I'm poor at translating it until I know the meaning; then I'm all over it. "Grege" = "herd," as in "congregate" or "gather together."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:36 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 21, 2019 06:37 PM (XuBZu)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:36 PM (lwiT4)
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Nunavut, isn't it?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 06:37 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:38 PM (KZzsI)
Star Wars, beeches!
Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2019 06:38 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:39 PM (lwiT4)
Yeah she was not attractive in that at all. Even the girl who thought she was a dude was prettier. That's what I'm talking about, she can look really harsh sometimes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:39 PM (KZzsI)
when she is doing light work and get hot / even hotter do you let her work sans bikini top or do you make her stay in uniform?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:39 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Seinfeld at August 21, 2019 06:40 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:40 PM (KZzsI)
What's your method with your hottie housekeeper?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:40 PM (+0VWg)
Howie Carr explained the whole Greenland thing.
Denmark was playing games and talking shit about letting other countries build bases in Greenland.
The point of offering to buy Greenland was to force Denmark to publicly state It Is Not For Sale.
You see, President Trump out-maneuevered the Danes and the Dane realized they got played. So the stupid Danish PM woman prrobably said nasty things to our president, to which President Trump responded by canceling his visit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 06:40 PM (pKmEq)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at A
lol, you know you really do spend lots of time concerning youself with my comments.
I do not have an indentured hottie housekeeper, no one does since that is not the law
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
She said the idea was absurd. which he said "was not a very nice thing to say" and that the U.S. should be respected or something like that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (lhaql)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (H5knJ)
Raquel Welch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:43 PM (KZzsI)
I've never been too crazy about the latina moviestars usually held up as great beauties.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (H5knJ)
Raquel Welch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (EcqY2)
Javy Baez.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:43 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at August 21, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2019 06:39 PM (lwiT4)
Something Curly Three Stooges something.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2019 06:41 PM (H5knJ)
Raquel Welch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019
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The poster girl for Latin hot movie stars. Her birth name was "Tejada," I think, and she used her married name as her professional one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (Jj+59)
Potentially but I think they're probably pretty well monitored.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (v30M8)
She said the idea was absurd. which he said "was not
a very nice thing to say" and that the U.S. should be respected or
something like that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She's full of shit.
President Trump does not want to buy Greenland. He made the offer to send notice to Denmark and everyone else: Hands off Greenland with you silly partnerships and secret deals.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (pKmEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (DHNlU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DHNlU)
It should have been "Tejadest".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (EcqY2)
If we're picking out wardrobes, I kinda liked the tattered, stringy thing she wore in The Wrestler. Let's put that on the list.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 21, 2019 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 21, 2019 06:46 PM (HALdu)
I think the wheat is like .02% of the bushel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at August 21, 2019 06
Whaaaa?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 21, 2019 06:50 PM (X6Rqi)
Now let's see prosecution of the Mississippi chicken processors for their hiring illegals, and a lot, lot more raids [or better, a big sit-down with known big violator sectors, to provide an easy way, and a hard way, for them to come into compliance, an offer they can't refuse].
And I'll leave off the rest for now.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 05:43 PM (QDnY+)
I think what may happen is that the *Democrats* may call for this sort of thing in their typical anti-business way. So when they do, Trump starts doing it and thus avoids an outcry. And the 'pro business' Dem wing takes another hit.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2019 06:52 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 06:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Mooch will collect hundreds of millions of anti_trump money and then say, "you know, thinking this through, Trump is the man. Ima spend all that anti Trump PAC money getting him re-elected."
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2019 06:57 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 06:42 PM (lhaql) "
Uhuh, it sounds cold to just say it, but I gotta say I think this falls under the Sucks To Be You clause.
Don't rent your kids to coyotes, nothing bad will happen, seems simple to me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2019 06:57 PM (XNDy+)
Posted by: Kurt at August 21, 2019 10:02 PM (qlc0k)
Posted by: Stepan at August 22, 2019 06:21 AM (eUHKv)
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