Democrat Front Group The Bulwark Claims That Pence Said "You Didn't Build That" (Spoiler: He Didn't)

This group is obviously being funded mostly by Democrat money. They're now just another Democrat front group. They're not even pretending to be otherwise.

But shouldn't they, you know, pretend a little better?

I'm sure they have no ethical qualms about lying. They're just too lazy to bother.

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Here's what Pence said, which, according to Jim "My Next Meal Depends on Pleasing My Leftwing Masters" Swift, is just like saying "You didn't build that:"

We’re going to keep fighting for American jobs and American opportunities and American manufacturing, not just for this great industrial heartland, but for all the hardworking men and women of this country.

And I want to promise all of you that it's those men and women that are never far from our minds. I mean, I'm talking about the people who make things and grow things; who spend their days building more than a Facebook page; who read the local paper, not the New York Times; who wear uniforms at home and abroad. (Applause.) I'm talking about people that put faith, and family, and freedom first. They love this country and they know what a blessing it is to be a citizen of the United States of America.

If you're wondering how this is anything like "You didn't build that," join the club. Jim Swift doesn't explain. I guess his Democrat paymasters aren't paying him enough to explain, just to assert.

Even this sad cuck gets it:



This is David Brock level stuff and yes I'm wondering if David Brock has brought this group of fellow traveler turncoats into his funding network.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 11:59 AM




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1 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:01 PM (8D42x)

2 foist

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:01 PM (5l6gb)

3 damn

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:01 PM (5l6gb)

4 woohoo.

now to read the content.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:01 PM (8D42x)

5 well played Sturm

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (5l6gb)

6 Top 10 again!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (buVDh)

7 Good morning Vietnam!

Posted by: An Observation at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (UcZn2)

8 I thought it was Warren who said 'you didn't build that'?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (+bKWx)

9 Words don't mean what you think they mean, doncha know.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (vkS2Z)

10 So, The Bulwark has simply given up on trying to influence anyone to the right of Sanders, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (iikV8)

11 Jim Swift sucks donkey dicks.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (7JSnm)

12 oh, and corgi's were called

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (8D42x)

13 I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

Posted by: Steely Biden at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (flINI)

14 I also remember when Dan Crenshaw said "Arbeit Macht Frei".

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:03 PM (T6t7i)

15 Huh. I was still on the Art Thread. I must be moving slow today.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 21, 2019 12:04 PM (AM1GF)

16 14
I also remember when Dan Crenshaw said "Arbeit Macht Frei".


Posted by: pep


Although it also could have been "where's the beef?" He slurs a bit. Must be the war wound.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:04 PM (T6t7i)

17 Harpo Marx was the one who said you didn't build that.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:04 PM (l9mVC)

18 Writing shitty Bullseeker pieces that nobody except fellow cucks and low IQ dead Enders will read is less time consuming that sucking cock.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Ax5Cx)

19 They're not even living in anything that resembles reality anymore. It's pure 100% fantasy world now.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:05 PM (J+mig)

20 well played Sturm

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (5l6gb)

thanks, no clue how I pulled that off.

and yeah, this isn't even remotely close to 'you didn't build that'. but leftist, liars, etc...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:05 PM (8D42x)

21 Harpo Marx was the one who said you didn't build that.


Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:04 PM

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I thought that was Scipio Africanus when he destroyed Carthage?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (JUOKG)

22 Follow the money.... and all is revealed..

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (bCLt0)

23 Cuckafiga to the whole staff at this thoroughly Left-wing rag. They have gone through the looking-glass and landed in Bizarro World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (XkX6f)

24 Blaming Brock for all insane memes has a high probability of being correct.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (y7DUB)

25 these are the people who really want to be the leaders of the soon to be (if they have their way) permanent minority party.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (ZqRa6)

26 Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood:
Whatever it is, I'm against it
And even when you've changed it or condensed it
I'm against it

Posted by: Harpo Biden at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (flINI)

27 But shouldn't they, you know, pretend a little better?

They're Union.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (T6t7i)

28 8 I thought it was Warren who said 'you didn't build that'?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 12:02 PM (+bKWx)
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I think so. She's all about socialism and gov't control because "The People" built the roads, and bridges, and law enforcement that businesses actually use.

Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (G0vdT)

29 Jim Swift. The ones with the political cartoon style avatars are the swankiest members of The Club.

Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (786Ro)

30 >>This is David Brock level stuff and yes I'm wondering if David Brock has brought this group of fellow traveler turncoats into his funding network.



The real question is: Does David Brooks feel comfortable taking them to a fancy deli with Italian meats for lunch?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

31 Stop with the fucking Steely Dan Lyrics, already.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (7JSnm)

32 I mean... show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self supporting??

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

33 They're not even living in anything that resembles reality anymore. It's pure 100% fantasy world now.


Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:05 PM

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In their reality Trump did say exactly that. They have to believe it or their reality falls apart.


It's just like saying Trump is a racist 24/7 even though he is not and there isn't a single shred of evidence that he is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2019 12:08 PM (JUOKG)

34 32
I mean... show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self supporting??

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

You mean like a jockstrap?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:08 PM (5l6gb)

35 32
I mean... show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self supporting??


show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self gratifying??

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

36 23 Cuckafiga to the whole staff at this thoroughly Left-wing rag. They have gone through the looking-glass and landed in Bizarro World.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (XkX6f)

We're on the same wavelength today.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (J+mig)

37 28 8 I thought it was Warren who said 'you didn't build that'?
..


Noooo. Obama.

though I'm sure she agrees.

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (MAstk)

38 I'm a fool to do your dirty work

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)

39 Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia"
Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tattoo
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
And proudly above the waves
The Red, White and Blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
She can give you a view of the world

Posted by: Harpo Biden at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (flINI)

40 I remember posting years ago that

When Democrats make a definitive controversial statement it's claimed those exact words don't mean what they mean.

When a Republican makes an innocuous statement those words mean something different than how they are defined and are meant to relay a controversial message.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (+bKWx)

41 The Bulwark claims to be conservative?

Glad they top tell us these things because otherwise we might assume they were part and parcel of the Democratic machine. Of course that applies to much of the GOP as well.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ltuaO)

42 I guess reading comprehension was one of the classes this Swift character cut.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ClOmq)

43 38 I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)


" Oh yeeeah..."

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

44 >>I thought it was Warren who said 'you didn't build that'?

Warren had a viral speech that Obama seemed to swipe - not sure if he swiped that particular line, or if he came up with that as an encapsulation of Warren's ideas in her speech.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

45 I'm out.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 12:09 PM (7JSnm)

46 Stop with the fucking Steely Dan Lyrics, already.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 12:06 PM (7JSnm)


It took a long time to find someone else who can't stand those dickweeds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB)

47 Wtf is Jim Swift?

Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ykq7q)

48 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (XkX6f)

49 If you're wondering how this is anything like "You didn't build that,"
join the club. Jim Swift doesn't explain. I guess his Democrat
paymasters aren't paying him enough to explain, just to assert.


Once you remember that 99.9% of everything the Democrats
vomit out of their pie-hole is a lie it all comes together.

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (mpXpK)

50 Somebody said something about nood democrats but if we're talking David Brock I'll pass.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

51 It took a long time to find someone else who can't stand those dickweeds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB)

________

Only one Richardweed remains

Posted by: Harpo Biden at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (flINI)

52 It took a long time to find someone else who can't stand those dickweeds.

Posted by: Captain Hate


We are legion.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (T6t7i)

53 If by " conservative" you mean self-serving amoral, venal, opportunistic toadying.... well yeah...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (bCLt0)

54 Projection.

These cocktail sipping, ankle biting, bosun's mates of the Soyal Navy know deep inside that THEY never built anything, never produced anything besides hot-takes. So they feel the sting of "you didn't built it" while normal Americans don't.

Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (786Ro)

55 Can we get to the all shall worship GEOTUS or be slaughtered phase?

Because I'm tired of these cucks whining.

Posted by: DaveA at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (FhXTo)

56 I mean... show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self supporting aware??
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:07 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (ejd/p)

57 So I saw article about GOP group calling out cocaine Mitch about allowing a vote on the Dem's election integrity bill.

I smelled something rotten. Looked up group, found they were funded by another group who's director is....yep you guessed it, Bill Kristol.

Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (G0vdT)

58 Wtf is Jim Swift?

Judging by his Twitter avatard, he's a caricature of a human being.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (XkX6f)

59 Someone is either off their meds or has a serious problem with reading comprehension to get that message out of what Pence said.

Or they're obnoxious asswipes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (iB1oa)

60 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

61

I'm a conservative. Believe me!

Posted by: Karl Marx at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

62 Jim NotSo Swift, eh?

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

63 according to the left,

if you say it loud enough and long enough, it becomes the truth.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (d7Ww2)

64 show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self gratifying??
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

I'd call it a self-congratulatory groupthink circlejerk. The classic ivory tower, but with more handjobs.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (J+mig)

65 Obama said it in 2012, Warren in 2011.

'cuz he always was a grifter and lazy.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (FTlwv)

66 This is very annoying. It is quite maddening. It makes me angry at their lies and duplicitous behavior.

It is, however, nonetheless a net benefit that the professional "right" have exposed their diminutive intellects and amorality (at best, outright immorality at worst) for all to see. If you're looking at the professional/establishment "right," you'd be hard-pressed to spot a dime's worth of difference between them and the left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (I2dne)

67 Lots of triggers today....

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (bCLt0)

68 That image of Jim Swift is just so punchable.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (ujg0T)

69 "You built that" somehow means "you didn't build that" to these people. No wonder their thinking is all messed up. They don't even know what words mean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (Ct55T)

70 Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (iB1oa)

71 To go from what Pence actually said to 'you did not build that' takes a special level of stupid.

Posted by: IC at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (a0IVu)

72 The entire fucking point was to make an attempt at being believable.

Posted by: Zombie Potemkin at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f8)

73 63 according to the left,

if you say it loud enough and long enough, it becomes the truth.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Yup.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

74 according to the left, 

if you say it loud enough and long enough, it becomes the truth. 

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm not sure they are wrong for the majority of people. Propaganda works.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (ltuaO)

75 Did Steely Dan have lyrics? I thought it was just vocal sounds to go with the music.

Aja, when all my time stamping is due...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (fuK7c)

76 I was going to say "when you've lost BaseballCrank..." but this is just par for the course. Someone attacked the good guy in the Trump administration, they all love Pence because he's a pretty boilerplate GOPe guy. That's why they want Trump gone, because their boy would be in charge then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

77 Re: Steely Dan --

"Do It Again" is memorable, and I always liked "Rikki" and "Hey, Nineteen." Not so much for the lyrics, but that irresistible melody in that first song. Beyond those major hits, I don't know much about the group, except that Donald Fagin had an album of his own called The Nightfly back around 1980. And the cover art for one of SD's albums, showing a hobo sleeping on a park bench while monsters roar above him in the skyscrapers at night, was very effective.

Otherwise, I'm not a big fan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)

78 Me think Swift is retarded.

Posted by: bizarro superman at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Z04f8)

79 and conservatives lost their s***[i/]

Wow, dude, you sure are edgy and authentic. Street, even. Clearly, you would never lie, but will rather tell truth to power. Right on!

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

80 IT TAKES A VILLAGE muthafuckas!!!

Posted by: Zombie Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

82 Steeleye Span > Steely Dan

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (iB1oa)

83 Wtf is Jim Swift?
Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ykq7q)

Jonathan Swift, he ain't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (a72/q)

84 I read that, and it sounds as if Pence says that they DID build that. But in Bulwark's defense, things can sound muddled when your head is stuck up your asshole.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (0yxK0)

85 Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (iB1oa)
Swift Premium > Taylor Ham>Taylor Swift> Jim Swift

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)

86 Willowed dammit:

317 For all our jokes about a population swap Hong Kong is screwed. Tyrants can NEVER be seen to back down. Xi's only chance to de-escalate was to throw the broad running HK under the bus but it's far too late for that now. Megadeaths are part and parcel of the Party's DNA.
This will end very badly, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (dmoiP)

87 I thought it was just vocal sounds to go with the music.

The poetry is actually good but yeah its like Yes: the lyrics are there to be part of the music, like skat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

88 56
I mean... show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self supporting aware??

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:07 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

My cats are more self-aware.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

89 @19

They are not living in a fantasy world, they are malevolent, Cain level malevolent.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (Mzkan)

90 **posts pic of Pence with thumbs up**

Remember when The Fonz said "aaayyyyy!" with his thumbs up and Mr. C lost his shit?

Mike Pence did pretty much the same thing, because he's jumped the shark

Posted by: Jim Swiff at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (786Ro)

91 These nevertrumpers are like ugly crack whores. Used when nothing better is available, then dick slapped outta the door before the neighbors wake up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (zbbA4)

92 82 Steeleye Span > Steely Dan
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:15 PM (iB1oa)

Parcel of Rogues, they are...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

93 Johnathan > Jim

Posted by: stumck at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

94 They don't even know what words mean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2019 12:13 PM (Ct55T)

They know what words mean, they just try to distort those meanings to advance their agenda.

This behavior was old in Confucius's day. It's older than Feudalism, and always ends the same way, with a Rectification of the Names, once people tire of it enough to get sporty.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (J+mig)

95 Grift is the only thing that keeps the Bulwark afloat.
Idiots whoring for money. At least with a hooker you get what you pay for.
The fools that lap this stuff up are mental midgets with no self awareness. All from the, "Right Schools and Families", spit.
Our, "Elites".
We need Uncle Palp back to push the Grand Dignity Canal so these feckless turds may discover what work actually is.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (yOcNV)

96 Just say no to Yes.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (l9mVC)

97 I assume Fred Barnes and Micheal Barone haven't obviously gone over to the other side? Anyone else from the Weakly Substandard? Harry Stein wrote occasionally for them and remains sane but he wasn't a frequent contributor.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (y7DUB)

98 Just looked up when Obama said it in 2012. When the GOP jumped on it, he claimed it was taken out of context and he was referring specifically to roads and bridges in the preceding sentence.

As I pointed out above this is a lie because he specifically referred to businesses in the same sentence where he said you didn't build that. Their exact words don't mean what they mean if it turns out to be controversial. I really hate these people.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (+bKWx)

99 and conservatives lost their s***

Wow, dude, you sure are edgy and authentic. Street, even. Clearly, you would never lie, but will rather tell truth to power. Right on!
Posted by: pep



Only reason conservatives lost their shit, was because they DID build it. WITHOUT government help.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (hpmES)

100 Swift Premium Brown and Serve>>>Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (5l6gb)

101 This will end very badly, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Well I think it will end in one of two ways:

1) The protest is crushed with unbelievable amounts of casualties and Communist China takes full control.
2) The protesters are appeased to go home in some symbolic deal, China claims victory, and the current Premier of China "resigns" or has sudden health issues and dies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

102 For all our jokes about a population swap Hong Kong
is screwed. Tyrants can NEVER be seen to back down. Xi's only chance to
de-escalate was to throw the broad running HK under the bus but it's far
too late for that now. Megadeaths are part and parcel of the Party's
DNA.

This will end very badly, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad



Sadly, I agree. It won't turn in to Stalingrad, but there will be a significant number of deaths once the tanks roll.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (T6t7i)

103 according to the left, if you say it loud enough and long enough, it becomes the truth.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 12:12 PM (d7Ww2)


And then make a bullshit movie about it, it becomes Received Truth.

Aka the "Oliver Stone effect."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (208R5)

104 For Pete's sake, just today Swift retweeted Medhi Hasan, who is an agent of Qatar and has likened non-muslims to cattle. Friendly because Swift and Medhi are both employed by Omidyar-funded publications (Bulwark and Intercept)?

Pence bad, Hasan OK. Alrighty!
I'll go back to not noticing Swift even exists now.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

105 Remember when The Fonz said "aaayyyyy!" with his thumbs up and MRS.C lost HER shit?

Posted by: Jim Swiff at August 21, 2019 12:16 PM (786Ro)

Fixed it....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)

106 Swift Premium Brown and Serve>>>Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (5l6gb)


Wow. Never on earth saw THAT one coming.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

107 i've read the post (shocking, i know), the links, and the comment yet i'm still not seeing anything Jim "Gurgling Pierre's Balls" Swift claims he's seeing

Posted by: Nora at August 21, 2019 12:19 PM (nyQyG)

108 My penis is "pretty much" a long, dangly clit.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 21, 2019 12:19 PM (YA914)

109 2) The protesters are appeased to go home in some symbolic deal, China claims victory, and the current Premier of China "resigns" or has sudden health issues and dies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (KZzsI)


And then China very gradually imposes exactly what they tried to do this time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 12:19 PM (208R5)

110 Just say no to Yes.
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Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there....

What??

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (iB1oa)

111 We need Uncle Palp back to push the Grand Dignity Canal so these feckless turds may discover what work actually is.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (yOcNV)

I might have to take up this cause.

Posted by: Cato, Undersecretary to the Excavator Plenipotentiary at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (J+mig)

112 Harpo Marx was the one who said you didn't build that.


Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:04 PM


But he WAS one hell of a harp player.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

113 110 Just say no to Yes.
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Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there....

What??
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (iB1oa)

They are just speaking in a Roundabout way.....

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (bCLt0)

114 My internment camps are "pretty much" a vacation getaway.

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (YA914)

115 Come on -- the word "you" clearly appears in both cases, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (BOxMs)

116 Just say no to Yes.
-----
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there....

What??
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (iB1oa)

I can explain...

Posted by: Fragile Biden at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (flINI)

117 This Swift guy related to Taylor?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (ClOmq)

118 I'm pretty much the same quarterback as Tom Brady is.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (0yxK0)

119 funny - baseball hack is a never trumper and even he can't stand for the crap the cuckshed is putting out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)

120

Fake News is telling me that President Trump's idea of a payroll tax cut is an ADMISSION we're headed into recession!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Kmtyy)

121 Who the hell is Jim Swift? Must be Tom's retard of a little brother. Never heard of him.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (xmKbk)

122 Morning all... I see the President has insulted Denmark and insulted American Jews who vote Democrat.. LOL... The day is young

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

123 WTF.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (rP4OC)

124 I'm sure I've just missed it, but where is the Goldberg / Hayes news letter? I mean, talk about a surefire thing.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

125 119 funny - baseball hack is a never trumper and even he can't stand for the crap the cuckshed is putting out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)

Maybe he's positioning to do an Erik Erickson...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (bCLt0)

126 Aka the "Oliver Stone effect."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 12:18 PM (208R5)


They made bullshit movies that were basically progressive propaganda about the 2000 election debacle, Sarah Palin and how the 2008 election played out, and even one about Rathergate, and they all pretty much flopped. So it doesn't always work.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (JVrQi)

127 "Pretty Much the Same Thing" is what you say when you are desperately trying to convince someone who is not buying your baloney.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (hLRSq)

128 My columns are pretty much Ace of Spades.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (YA914)

129 IT TAKES A VILLAGE muthafuckas!!!
Posted by: Zombie Hillary Clinton


Not one of mine.

Posted by: Zombie Potemkin at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Z04f8)

130 I'm just going to say, CBD oil/cream doesn't work anywhere near as advertised.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

131 96 Just say no to Yes.
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (l9mVC)

If the meanings of yes and no get bent into incomprehensibility, or if Subjectivism takes hold, there is no such thing as not consenting anymore.

Think about that for a second. It fits with these people. What they crave more than anything else seems to be the license to put their congers in any hole they'll fit in.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (J+mig)

132 Only reason conservatives lost their shit, was because they DID build it. WITHOUT government help.

I'm not going to patronize the Bulwark with any clicks but I suspect at no point in his article is that laid out as an argument.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

133 Is anybody actually reading the Cuckshed at all? Really?

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (kmawt)

134 Jim Swift's bio still lists him as "An Editor of the Weekly Standard", without noting that it was a ship that sank under his watch. Ahoy!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

135 The latest is that some radio host referred to Trump as King of the Jews and Trump thought that was funny, so the media is now going even more insane.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)

136 show of hands.... who thinks the Bulwark is self gratifying??
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

Definitely punishing the primate. Whacking the weasel. Shining the bannister.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

137 113 110 Just say no to Yes.
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Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there....

What??
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (iB1oa)

They are just speaking in a Roundabout way.....
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:20 PM (bCLt0)



Tell the moondog, tell the March Hare......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (ujg0T)

138 130 I'm just going to say, CBD oil/cream doesn't work anywhere near as advertised.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Hard to keep it lit and all.....

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (bCLt0)

139 My current port of call is "Pretty Much the Same Thing" as my original destination.

Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Z04f8)

140 130 I'm just going to say, CBD oil/cream doesn't work anywhere near as advertised.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)


Are you mixing it 50/50 with snake oil? That's the secret.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (0yxK0)

141 i've read the post (shocking, i know), the links, and the comment yet i'm still not seeing anything Jim "Gurgling Pierre's Balls" Swift claims he's seeing
Posted by: Nora at August 21, 2019 12:19 PM (nyQyG)
++++++++++++
HOW DARE YOU DENY HIS TRUTH, YOU FASCIST!@

Posted by: NPC Jim Swift at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (I2dne)

142 "I'm a sad, sad, sad excuse for a man," Jim said morosely.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (hLRSq)

143 Fake News is telling me that President Trump's idea of a payroll tax cut is an ADMISSION we're headed into recession!
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Kmtyy)

The other night I walked by a TV with CBS News on, and they were going on and on about some steel plant laying off some people....

This is what they are going to be attempting to do from heer on until next November--trying to talk the economy DOWN in order to scare the shit out of voters into electing Democrats because SAFETY NET....

Scumbags

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (NFEMn)

144 I'm sure these galaxy brained individuals will deliver the same level of success and victory to their new progressive allies as they did for their old conservative ones.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (datdl)

145 Nanoelectronics and rutabagas... pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

146 Huh. Dallas is getting an XFL team. Who knew?
Season starts the weekend after the Super Bowl.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hpmES)

147 I, personally, am not joking about the idea of a population swap. Exchanging Hong Kong protesters for an equivalent number of Antifa hacks and their millennial urban supporters? I don't see a downside here.

Posted by: Fredo at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (iMDvh)

148 143 It worked in 1992!
The Media

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (l9mVC)

149 Bill Nye, Albert Einstein.

Pretty much the same.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (0yxK0)

150 Ya know , the outcome at the Little Big Horn was "Pretty Much the Same Thing" as a victory.

Posted by: zombie Gen G. A. Custer at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (Z04f8)

151 Liberals control so much, even the 'conservative' publications, it's amazing they don't win every election everywhere by 60%+

Gives me hope.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (k76MH)

152 Mea Culpa
orange man bad
the indiana hayseed jesus-chicken lover man bad
mea culpa

Posted by: Nora at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (nyQyG)

153 146 Huh. Dallas is getting an XFL team. Who knew?
Season starts the weekend after the Super Bowl.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hpmES)


Is this the one with the lingerie?

I'd watch that.

Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (9VeU0)

154 Can I just say that Hillary is a cuckquean?

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (tH5fk)

155 Warren said it here also..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htX2usfqMEs

Posted by: Blanco at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (BZQgK)

156 144 I'm sure these galaxy brained individuals will deliver the same level of success and victory to their new progressive allies as they did for their old conservative ones.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 21, 2019 12:24 PM (datdl)

I thank God that my enemies are complete wastes of oxygen utterly bereft of charisma, talent, or vision.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (J+mig)

157 Huh. Dallas is getting an XFL team. Who knew?
Season starts the weekend after the Super Bowl.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hpmES)


Actually, the city of Arlington is. They're going to play at the ballpark the Rangers are vacating at the end of this baseball season.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

158 See the gloryof the royal scam

Posted by: kactus at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (HIasT)

159 The latest is that some radio host referred to Trump as King of the Jews and Trump thought that was funny, so the media is now going even more insane.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)

He really should stop laying it on so thick with the Jewish stuff.
I mean, pretty soon he'll start scaring off the Nazis in his base....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (NFEMn)

160 Huh. Dallas is getting an XFL team. Who knew?
Season starts the weekend after the Super Bowl.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hpmES)
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XFL? Extraterrestrial Football League?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (iB1oa)

161 We "pretty much" did the same thing as Neil Armstrong.

Posted by: Space Shuttle Discovery Crew at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (YA914)

162 147 I, personally, am not joking about the idea of a population swap. Exchanging Hong Kong protesters for an equivalent number of Antifa hacks and their millennial urban supporters? I don't see a downside here.
Posted by: Fredo at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (iMDvh)

Great idea. But do it before the Chicom tanks move in. Let those anti-fascists actually fight against the real thing for once.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (0yxK0)

163
I love how the cucks still try to pass themselves off as conservative when most everyone has seen past their BS.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (kw5n8)

164 Is this the one with the lingerie?

I'd watch that.
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (9VeU0)

______

I am holding out for the XXXFL

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (flINI)

165 my dress size and kate middleton's dress size are pretty much the same thing

Posted by: Nora at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (nyQyG)

166 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (N4xQB)

167 It must be hard to write for the Bulwark. Your job is to attack conservatism and the president while trying to seem conservative at the same time. And you only get paid when you do it.

I wonder how long the owner is going to be willing to pour cash down this toilet before he cuts off the flow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

168 @147

Off, sock.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (iMDvh)

169 We "pretty much" did the same thing as Neil Armstrong.
Posted by: Space Shuttle Discovery Crew


Same here! That's us all over!

Posted by: Last crew of Space Shuttle Challenger at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (Z04f8)

170 I "pretty much won" the 1960 election fair and square.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

171
One, Two, Three - a limerick

A Bulwarkian pundit named Swift
Had a goofy non sequitur gift
Tried to link some non-sense
To Vice President Pence
Stepped up, took a swing, and he whiffed!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (mvenn)

172 Once you remember that 99.9% of everything the Democrats

vomit out of their pie-hole is a lie it all comes together.

There's a whole cottage industry for writing articles that are basically a title and filler for leftists arguing on the internet to link as a "devastating" response to any argument.
Then if the other person reads it and points out how shit it is, the leftist can verbally roll their eyes and laugh at you for being "dense" or "in a bubble" or "delusional".


Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (9t0Zz)

173 Regarding HK, I think the protesters are putting the Chicoms into a no win scenario: placate the then and they look weak, crack down and the world sees Tiananmen square 2 and capital flight becomes a real problem + Trump makes the current tariffs permanent (he seems to have made a deal conditional on dealing "humanely" with HK, Ezra Levant had a video last week making this case).

Posted by: Jackal at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (16Se4)

174 Let those anti-fascists actually fight against the real thing for once.

If, by "fight", you mean soil themselves, curl up in a fetal ball, and beg for mercy, then yes. Because that's what would happen.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (T6t7i)

175 The latest is that some radio host referred to Trump as King of the Jews and Trump thought that was funny, so the media is now going even more insane.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)

He really should stop laying it on so thick with the Jewish stuff.
I mean, pretty soon he'll start scaring off the Nazis in his base....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (NFEMn)


King of the Jews = The Messiah = Hitler

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (aS1PU)

176 Waterworld is pretty much the best movie, ever.

Posted by: Kevin Costner at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (V4+zP)

177 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift


Disagree, they are pretty much the same person.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (YA914)

178 Liberals control so much, even the 'conservative' publications, it's amazing they don't win every election everywhere by 60%+

Every so often I try to estimate how badly the Democrats would lose every election if they didn't have the huge media and popular culture support they enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)

179 Hey, Tortuga is pretty much the same thing as the Moluccas. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Christopher Columbus at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (iB1oa)

180 The Death Star is pretty much invincible, yo.

Posted by: Moff Tarkin at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (iMDvh)

181 Remember when The Bulwark was a powerful voice for the advancement of conservative ideas and values?

No. Nobody remembers that. Not even Pepperidge Farm remembers that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Y/f1D)

182 Is anybody actually reading the Cuckshed at all? Really?

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM



Cuckshed writers read it to each other at their weekly slumber party at Bill's house while the wives are away with Paolo. Then they strip down to their tighty whiteys and have a pillow fight.

Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (786Ro)

183 177 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift


Disagree, they are pretty much the same person.

Yup.. Neither of them are too "swift."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

184 Prometheus is pretty much the same as Alien....

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (bCLt0)

185 You Didn't Build That ... makes the government the prime originator of ideas and development. But a representative republic answers to and serves the individual. 75% want strong border control ... it is the oligarchs and CoCs that refuse to build that wall.


And education itself has been confiscated by federal powers that impose dogma, and the teacher unions make sure Johnny can't read anything but leftist agitprop. They are tearing down what free America built.


"You Didn't Build That" says the state is god, all praise to the mighty state. We love Chairman Mao/Obama/Hilda.


(willowed, great video ... China bike guys take on the cult of personality in China ... they are willing to ignore the 75 million killed, the heritage that was destroyed ... Mao made China what it is "Mao Built That" ... but not Hong Kong).

https://tinyurl.com/y3w9krdt

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

186 Getting a postcard from paradise is "pretty much" the same as having been there.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (rP4OC)

187 164
Is this the one with the lingerie?


I'd watch that.

Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (9VeU0)


______



I am holding out for the XXXFL

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

Is that like Powder Puff Football, but with pr0nstars?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (ClOmq)

188 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter



Ever wonder what Taylor looks like under all that makeup?

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (tH5fk)

189 Jimmy ain't too swift.

What Obie said was just so incredibly vile and disgusting. I have used that quote verbatim on leftists when the opportunity presents itself, and the time is "justright". It goes over as well as you might expect, but a well timed and appropriate rejoinder can never be refuted. Because they damn well did build that, and for anyone to suggest otherwise is the height of twatwafflery.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (uSkUN)

190 I mean, pretty soon he'll start scaring off the Nazis in his base....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (NFEMn)


Both of them?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (nRWPy)

191 Jim Swift looks like Sean Hannity having a bad allergic reaction to a bee sting.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (datdl)

192 160 Huh. Dallas is getting an XFL team. Who knew?
Season starts the weekend after the Super Bowl.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hpmES)
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XFL? Extraterrestrial Football League?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:26 PM (iB1oa)

New Alien Team: The Nevada Probers! Ream 'em out!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

193 my experiences were pretty much the same as horatio alger

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 21, 2019 12:30 PM (nyQyG)

194 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift

Disagree, they are pretty much the same person.


Not true. Taylor has provably had sex with a woman.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)

195 DA FAK!! is with these people??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2019 12:30 PM (u6xw0)

196
Disagree, they are pretty much the same person.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 21, 2019 12:28 PM (YA914)


Agreed.

I find them both equally shit.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

197 The Hong Kong protestors arent stupid. They know what is coming. They got some sand in their craw. I admire their courage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 12:30 PM (zbbA4)

198 Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift


Open this can and I'll kick their asses.

Posted by: A Swift ham at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Z04f8)

199 Trayvon Martin was pretty much the same as MLK.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (iMDvh)

200 Didn't Warren start the "you didn't build that" shit? Isn't that shy Notso Swift is saying that?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (nRWPy)

201 >>>181 Remember when The Bulwark was a powerful voice for the advancement of conservative ideas and values?

Remember when The Weekly Standard was a powerful voice for the advancement of conservative ideas and values?

Nobody remembers that also.

Posted by: Blanco at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (BZQgK)

202 If, by "fight", you mean soil themselves, curl up in a fetal ball, and beg for mercy, then yes. Because that's what would happen.

"did you feel a bump? What was in the road?"
--Tank Commander

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

203 Oh boy! Jim Swifty jokes.


"Pence once spit on the sidewalk," Jim said lugubriously.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (mvenn)

204 135 The latest is that some radio host referred to Trump as King of the Jews and Trump thought that was funny, so the media is now going even more insane.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)

I'll guarantee that this radio host doesn't even have a clue as to who the last person called "The King of the Jews" was. Trump isn't all that religious, but I'll bet that even he gets it, which is why it can amuse him so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

205 Waterworld is pretty much the best movie, ever.
Posted by: Kevin Costner



Best Jeanne Tripplehorn movie ever.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (tH5fk)

206 Disney Spiderman is pretty much like Sony Spiderman

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (5l6gb)

207 Jim Swift is pretty much the same as the guy banging Jim Swift's wife.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)

208 One Night in Bangkok is pretty much like Be Thou My Vision....

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (bCLt0)

209 Remember when The Bulwark was a powerful voice for the advancement of conservative ideas and values?

said noone ever.

Posted by: meme machine at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (T6t7i)

210 "Pence never sends me flowers anymore," Jim said lackadaisically.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (mvenn)

211
So.... you dickholes are still going down the "we're just gonna make shit up now" path, arent you...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

212 Who listens to or reads these insufferable douchewater-on-the-brain people?? I don't believe they have any sway or power whatsoever in convincing people of anything. They are truly nobodies. Except amongst themselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (JoUsr)

213 205
Waterworld is pretty much the best movie, ever.

Posted by: Kevin Costner





Best Jeanne Tripplehorn movie ever.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 12:31 PM (tH5fk)

Basic Instinct

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (5l6gb)

214 Getting a postcard from paradise is "pretty much" the same as having been there.

"I have two tickets to get there..."
--Eddie Money

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

215 A total logical disconnect and Pence is bad because this argument.
This is what advanced, early onset Alzheimer's looks like.

Posted by: Wife has it at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (pFluR)

216 http://bit.ly/2MxG7kr
*******
White House staffers speak out about Scaramucci's behavior | One America News Network

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (BqBId)

217 Gaylord got that from Fauxahontus, Swifty is getting out in front of HER criticisms.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (nRWPy)

218 Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (bCLt0)

219 Ever wonder what Taylor looks like under all that makeup?

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ah, she's still pretty young. Even without makeup and lipstick she's probably still cute at the very least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (ClOmq)

220 Not true. Taylor has provably had sex with a woman.
She has had multiple ex-boyfriends go public by saying Taylor just isn't that interested in sex, and when it does happen, she's a cold fish.
Some people are just kind of asexual, and that appears to be the case more for women than men.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (9t0Zz)

221 Bulwark writer marriages are pretty much the same as faithful, non-adulterous marriages.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (iMDvh)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (ClOmq)

223 "Pence wants to see me dead and buried," Jim said cryptically.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (mvenn)

224 "I'm as fey as a Pride Parade!" Jim said gaily.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

225 One wonders how all these Trump haters manage to get by day to day so filled with hate and hysteria....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2019 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

226 Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (bCLt0)


Beethoven.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (bCLt0)

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Iron Maiden.


Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

228 Ex-boyfriends should never go public about that kind of thing. Whatever happened to gallantry.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (O8WFE)

229 Yeas she was in Man of Steel. I didn't remember her because she had her hair fixed differently and did not look as good as that photo.

https://tinyurl.com/y2txpsls

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (mpXpK)

230 "Where are our readers?", asked Jim absently.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (T6t7i)

231 228 Ex-boyfriends should never go public about that kind of thing. Whatever happened to gallantry.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (O8WFE)


Feminism......

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (bCLt0)

232
A Choco Taco is a sandwich -- come at me, bro!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

233 "Pence wants to see me dead and buried," Jim said cryptically.

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And Pence is pretty much everybody on the right.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

234 One wonders how all these Trump haters manage to get by day to day so filled with hate and hysteria....

--

Pamprin or Midol...and a cold compress to the forehead?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (JoUsr)

235 >>Taylor Swift >>>>> Jim Swift


Regardless of what one thinks of her, Taylor Swift has entertained a Hell of a lot more people than Jim Swift. There's a reason she collects real estate while Jim collects sick burns on twitter.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

236 She has had multiple ex-boyfriends go public by saying Taylor just isn't that interested in sex, and when it does happen, she's a cold fish.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM
[


Just lay back and think of England new lyrics.

Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (786Ro)

237 Hah, what he did do was take a head shot at the coastal enclave assholes who think because they can sling shitty social media code they have to push fixes out for every 15 minutes that they're contributing to the greatness of America with their "sweat and hard work".

New York Times readers, Facebook page coders.

Heh - Pence has got tone!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (37IEG)

238 >>Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???

Greenland

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

239 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
17h
The old "conservative elite" are finished: Bill Kristol, George Will, Jonah Goldberg, Jennifer Rubin, Stephen Hayes, David Frum, Jon Meachum, Ana Navarro, David Brooks, Michael Gerson, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru.

Nobody thinks these people speak for Republican voters anymore.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)

240 "Pence blows," Jim said breezily.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mvenn)

241 Besides, Louis Lane was supposed to be a brunette. Lana Lang was the redhead.

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)

242 Ex-boyfriends should never go public about that kind of thing. Whatever happened to gallantry.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Right!?!

Posted by: marriage wrecker who gave Bezo pecker pics ..to her brother at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Z04f8)

243 These days it's all Goofus, no Gallant.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (O8WFE)

244 Left out the damned link

https://tinyurl.com/y2txpsls

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)

245 I always remember what Ace wrote over 2 years ago about the NeverTrump path. Taking that path led to it's inevitable conclusion, joining the far left and abandoning the base completely and forever. Jim Swift just showed again how right that was.

And Max Boot demonstrates daily that no matter how much he grovels before his new Masters, they'll still hate him. In fact, one day he may figure out that the more he grovels, they more they hate him, because everyone hates a groveling worm no matter what side he is on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

246 One wonders how all these Trump haters manage to get by day to day so filled with hate and hysteria....

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It keeps me warm.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

247 228 Ex-boyfriends should never go public about that kind of thing. Whatever happened to gallantry.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:35 PM (O8WFE)

Which came first, the revenge lyrics or the revenge rumors?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

248 Whatever happened to gallantry.
It was on life support, then the sexual revolution killed it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (9t0Zz)

249 220
Not true. Taylor has provably had sex with a woman.
She has
had multiple ex-boyfriends go public by saying Taylor just isn't that
interested in sex, and when it does happen, she's a cold fish.
Some people are just kind of asexual, and that appears to be the case more for women than men.


Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019

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I don't pay attention to the tabloids or whatever sources yammer on about this. But I had the idea that Taylor just wouldn't come across, and so the boyfriends all said, "See ya!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (ClOmq)

250 You could prosper in the field of medical research. This is what my fortune cookie said. Suddenly I began to worry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (+fNrM)

251 Russian Interference

Tax Returns

Stormy's Butthole
Russian Collusion
Obstruction of Justice
White Nationalism

Racism

Recession!

Posted by: This one will work! at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (88+cf)

252 >>>This is David Brock level stuff and yes I'm wondering if David Brock has brought this group of fellow traveler turncoats into his funding network.

I used to think they paid the cucks to trash Trump in an effort to deceive and demoralize the right. But it's obvious by now that conservatives don't listen to these spineless soysacks anymore.

Now I'm thinking it's just some leftwing catharsis to have former 'wingnuts' trash Trump to reaffirm their demented world view of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (datdl)

253 "Pence wants to see me dead and buried," Jim said cryptically.


******

"No, seriously, I really mean it," Jim repeated gravely.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (mvenn)

254 F the Bulwark and the rest of the Never Trumpers they are letting their hatred of the President harm the country and that I will never forgive. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (KBjDG)

255 Nobody thinks these people speak for Republican voters anymore.

Frankly, no one ever did, but we used to like their writing and think they were helpful and constructive in moving ideas into the mainstream and arguing against the left.

Besides, Louis Lane was supposed to be a brunette. Lana Lang was the redhead.

Well and Superman wasn't supposed to be a murdering, angry alien conqueror, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

256 Punsters are pretty much like pickpockets...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (bCLt0)

257 239 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
17h
The old "conservative elite" are finished: Bill Kristol, George Will, Jonah Goldberg, Jennifer Rubin, Stephen Hayes, David Frum, Jon Meachum, Ana Navarro, David Brooks, Michael Gerson, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru.

Nobody thinks these people speak for Republican voters anymore.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)

Krauthammer got lucky and died before he could ruin his reputation forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)

258 Pence is giving the two thumbs up signal, also thought to be a white supremacist sign!!!

Reeeeeeeeee!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Y4EXg)

259 250
You could prosper in the field of medical research. This is what my fortune cookie said. Suddenly I began to worry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (+fNrM)
What it meant was you should acquire some low cost patents for low cost medicine that normal people need and jack the price up into orbit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2019 12:38 PM (37IEG)

260 "Pence wants to see me dead and buried," Jim said cryptically.


******

"No, seriously, I really mean it," Jim repeated gravely.


Please stop. it's painful bearing it.

Posted by: Zombie Potemkin at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Z04f8)

261 Bill Kristol is pretty much the same as David French.

Wait, I think I'm doing the joke wrong.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (JVrQi)

262 226
Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:33 PM (bCLt0)

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I nominate the Starland Vocal Band.

Or Leo Sayer. One or the other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (ClOmq)

263 Some people are just kind of asexual, and that appears to be the case more for women than men.

Or maybe she's dating guys who aren't exactly stoking the flames and are used to women just excited they were present.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

264 "Pence wants to sue me for a wrongful act or infringement of a right other than under contract," Jim retorted.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (O8WFE)

265 Here's Swift's defence of his column:

I'm saying they're similarly controversial, Dan: a president suggesting hard working Americans aren't hard working.

Appreciate the bankshot defense of Pence that wholly missed the point. Good job buddy.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Dh1wo)

266 Taylor just wouldn't come across

Are you saying she plays for the other team?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (9t0Zz)

267 Imagine the Hong Kong protestors were armed to the tits like we are. The Chicoms would have a problem an order of magnitude greater than now. The only question is how many to murder to make a point. This is why our leftards want us disarmed so badly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (zbbA4)

268 For Pete's sake, just today Swift retweeted Medhi Hasan, who is an agent of Qatar and has likened non-muslims to cattle. Friendly because Swift and Medhi are both employed by Omidyar-funded publications (Bulwark and Intercept)?

Pence bad, Hasan OK. Alrighty!
I'll go back to not noticing Swift even exists now.
Posted by: Lizzy



Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in an Instagram
From Doha

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (786Ro)

269 Besides, Louis Lane was supposed to be a brunette. Lana Lang was the redhead.
Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)


When did Lois get a sex change?

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Fun fact: The "you didn't build that" speech is based on a template speech George Lakoff put in one of his books (Don't Think of an Elephant, I believe). He's a modern Alinsky who advocates "framing," i.e., prettying up language to make leftist policies more palatable. Pocahontas and the Jug-Eared Jackass were applying his theories.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (lkd1p)

271
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
48m
#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (BqBId)

272 Howdy. Is JackStraw around? I had a question for him.

Posted by: Kelsbels at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (VAYdf)

273 You could prosper in the field of medical research. This is what my fortune cookie said. Suddenly I began to worry.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 12:37 PM (+fNrM)
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Lab rat or guinea pig? You decide!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (iB1oa)

274
What is the difference between a "romantic street person" asking for "spare change" and a writer for The Bulwark?

The "street person" is an honest grifter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

275 I just have to ask, does anyone actually *care* about Taylor Swift's sex life? Maybe I still see her as a kid subconsciously, but I don't get how anyone's genuinely interested in that.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (iMDvh)

276 Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???


Posted by: kraken


Toenail fungus. You know, if it was a person.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (T6t7i)

277 Obligatory: Delbert McClinton - Lie No Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCEC6hTF6Q

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (HaL55)

278 Punsters are pretty much like pickpockets

"He that would pun would pick a pocket"
--Stephen Maturin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

279 OT CORRECTION

There was a typo as far as the contact information for the new prayer list coordinator. Her contact information is: apasio (NOT apaslo) at sign hotmail.com. She goes by "Annie's stew," but I think she's more of a lurker than a poster, so please welcome her if you do see her. She believes in prayer. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+0VWg)

280
48m
#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.



Unleash the Nuclear Assault Donkey!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

281 I thought today that every time Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (4Sskc)

282 >>Howdy. Is JackStraw around? I had a question for him.

I didn't do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (ZLI7S)

283 "Pence wants to sue me for a wrongful act or infringement of a right other than under contract," Jim retorted.


*****

What? Again?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (mvenn)

284 #NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (BqBId)


Someone should launch some missiles at them to see if it works.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Tubing down the Lazy River is "pretty much" the same as climbing Mt. Everest. I mean it's just obvious.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (rP4OC)

286 205
Waterworld is pretty much the best movie, ever.

Posted by: Kevin Costner



Best Jeanne Tripplehorn movie ever.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019

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A lovely woman. I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had Jeanne T. in love with him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (ClOmq)

287 Here's Swift's defence of his column:

I'm saying they're similarly controversial, Dan: a president suggesting hard working Americans aren't hard working.


Wow, that is one weak, lame-ass excuse of an explanation.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (T6t7i)

288 Howdy. Is JackStraw around? I had a question for him.


It wasn't him. It was the one-armed man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

289 Sometimes I look at my wife's desiccated axe wound and I say, "You didn't fuck that!"

And it's true. Paolo did.

Posted by: Jim Not-So-Swift at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

290 Punsters are pretty much like pickpockets

"He that would pun would pick a pocket"
--Stephen Maturin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)
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And he was quoting Dr. Johnson.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (iB1oa)

291 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+0VWg)

Prayers for you Fen, I will miss you! You are a truly kind person.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Ez6QX)

292 269
Besides, Louis Lane was supposed to be a brunette. Lana Lang was the redhead.

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)



When did Lois get a sex change?

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
New universe man, new universe. Pity, I liked the old Lois Lane from the TV shows. Lotta potential there.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2019 12:42 PM (37IEG)

293 I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had Jeanne T. in love with him.

Well it made a hell of a lot more sense than Fatal Attraction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

294 #NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (BqBId)

And Russia had a nuclear powered cruise missile that could travel all the way around the world without refueling, until it and all the guys who built it ended up at the bottom of a mushroom cloud in Siberia. Oops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

295 Scientists are excited about the prospect of examining Joe Biden's brain in detail.

It's in pristine condition, never been used, and still in the original packaging.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (mvenn)

296 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)

297 Pence wants to sue me for a wrongful act or infringement of a right other than under contract," Jim retorted.


*****

What? Again?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:41 PM (mvenn)
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Okay, I'm gonna have to go wth "obnoxious asswipe", then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (iB1oa)

298 265
Here's Swift's defence of his column:

I'm saying they're similarly controversial, Dan: a president suggesting hard working Americans aren't hard working.



Appreciate the bankshot defense of Pence that wholly missed the point. Good job buddy.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Dh1wo)


Ah. So defending his illiterate, nonsensical prose by saying that people calling him illiterate and nonsensical are the REAL ones who are illiterate and nonsensical.

He's a peach.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (rP4OC)

299 It's in pristine condition, never been used, and still in the original packaging.

They auction for more that way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

300 "He that would pun would pick a pocket"

--Stephen Maturin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)
Oh come on - he's the one who wanted new guy to "pick the lesser of two weevils".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (37IEG)

301 #NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense
missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range
surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the
same time and confront them with six different weapons.

Does it come with the "100 guys sticking their tongues out and going tbbbbb" option?

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (T6t7i)

302 266
Taylor just wouldn't come across

Are you saying she plays for the other team?


Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019

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No idea. She hasn't been linked with any "close female friends," has she?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ClOmq)

303 Puns are the lowest form of humor.

The lowest whole number is one.

Therefore puns are number one!

QED

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (mvenn)

304 Fun fact: The "you didn't build that" speech is based on a template
speech George Lakoff put in one of his books (Don't Think of an
Elephant, I believe). He's a modern Alinsky who advocates "framing,"
i.e., prettying up language to make leftist policies more palatable.


Leftists have been using that "argument" against capitalism since forever.


"Nobody makes it on their own, everyone had to rely on society to make their money, so why do we 'let' them keep that money? It's really ALL of our money." is the subtext. Sometimes they say it overtly, but usually they leave it as subtext.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (9t0Zz)

305 295
Scientists are excited about the prospect of examining Joe Biden's brain in detail.



It's in pristine condition, never been used, and still in the original packaging.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (mvenn)

9.5 near mint condition. Encased in acrylic

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (5l6gb)

306 #NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.

100 targets.
6 weapons.

Someone is going to come up short, I think.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

307
The Bulwark: cuckroaches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Wx/+I)

308 esides, Louis Lane was supposed to be a brunette. Lana Lang was the redhead.

Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (mpXpK)



When did Lois get a sex change?

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)


I see no problem here.

Posted by: bizarro superman at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Z04f8)

309 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)

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BSG is pretty much a moral compass.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

310 "You should fly Air Pinochet," he said loftily.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (fuK7c)

311 >>Fun fact: The "you didn't build that" speech is based on a template speech George Lakoff put in one of his books (Don't Think of an Elephant, I believe).
He's a modern Alinsky who advocates "framing," i.e., prettying up language to make leftist policies more palatable. Pocahontas and the Jug-Eared Jackass were applying his theories.




I did not know that - thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

312 When lying becomes a way of life who needs the truth?

Posted by: Jimmy Swift at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

313 Oh there you are! I've noticed that you have been on top of the Brunel scandal since way before it surfaced in the Daily Mail. Story short: daughter is a model and was with MC2 NYI - has been trying to get word out on him on the chans.

Posted by: Kelsbels at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (VAYdf)

314 Swift Premium Brown and Serve>>>Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2019 12:17 PM (5l6gb)

Swift Trucking>>Swift Premium Brown and Serve>>>Tom Swift >>> Jim Swift

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8D42x)

315 I'm about as fit to be the Horde Moral Compass as Sandra Fluke is fit to be President of Abstinence Anonymous.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (O8WFE)

316 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)
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My moral compass is set to "zorth", so probably not me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 12:46 PM (iB1oa)

317 100 targets.
6 weapons.

Someone is going to come up short, I think.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (hLRSq)


It's the Swiss Army knife of missile defense systems.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

318 I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had Jeanne T. in love with him.


Tang you haven't had yet > tang you've already had.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 12:46 PM (fuK7c)

319 I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had Jeanne T. in love with him.

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SHE HAS THREE HORNS!!!!

Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2019 12:46 PM (SlpZY)

320
280
48m
#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.


1) Islamic Mad Libs
2) Where's Stuxnet?
3) "Genius Level" Sudoku
4) Chinese Finger Cuffs
5) Where's Waldo
6) Wicked Awesome Jumble

"Come at me, infidel!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (pNxlR)

321 Is tarring and feathering and riding out of town on a rail still a thing?
It would be good if it were.

I thought it was Fauxcahontas who said "you didn't build that."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (II6Oo)

322 293
I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct
would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had
Jeanne T. in love with him.



Well it made a hell of a lot more sense than Fatal Attraction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019

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If that was the flick where Michael was married to Anne Archer, then again I can't imagine why he would even glance at Glenn Close. Wasn't Anne's character painted as a sympathetic person and not a nagging cold wife?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ClOmq)

323 I'd put more effort into poking Swift on Twitter for his lame article and defense, but until this piece by Ace I'd never even heard of the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

324 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)
********
Kurt, RainMando or BananaShitsGuy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (BqBId)

325 #NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.


Trump: Launch 101 missiles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

326 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???


2nd look at Zod?

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (T6t7i)

327 274
What is the difference between a "romantic street person" asking for "spare change" and a writer for The Bulwark?

The "street person" is an honest grifter.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

I'm pretty sure a "romantic street person" is a hooker. A whore. A streetwalker. A woman of the night.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

328 I predict the Chicoms will kill 5000, then admit to 500.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (zbbA4)

329

So Bulwark's tagline is "Bullshit"?
Sounds like it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (vEIlU)

330 >>Oh there you are! I've noticed that you have been on top of the Brunel scandal since way before it surfaced in the Daily Mail. Story short: daughter is a model and was with MC2 NYI - has been trying to get word out on him on the chans.

I hope she's safe.

My impression is the modeling agency was just a front for human trafficking.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

331 100 targets.
6 weapons.

Someone is going to come up short, I think.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

3 of the weapons are throwing knives. 2 of them are Ninja Throwing Stars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)

332 Some people are just kind of asexual, and that appears to be the case more for women than men.

Since women are the ones on the pill. Switching out your reproductive hormones play havoc with normal reproductive desires. When you disconnect sex and reproduction physically it kills real passion (for women at least, most guys could squank the crack of dawn).

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (nRWPy)

333
SHE HAS THREE HORNS!!!!

Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2019 12:46 PM (SlpZY)



I. SEE. FOUR. HORNS!!!!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

334 Puns are the loneliest number

That you'll ever do.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (tH5fk)

335 SORRY FOLKS.

I'm losing my mind-temporarily, I hope. I made a mistake The new prayer coordinator's name and contact info is apaslo@hotmail.com I had it as apasio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (+0VWg)

336 Cucks gonna cuck.. so they say...

Posted by: Inogame at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (ySZHT)

337 323
I'd put more effort into poking Swift on Twitter for his lame article
and defense, but until this piece by Ace I'd never even heard of the
guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (KZzsI)


Treasure that ignorance. It is a gift.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (rP4OC)

338 Trump: Launch 101 missiles.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (oVJmc)


This made me laugh hysterically. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

339 If that was the flick where Michael was married to Anne Archer, then again I can't imagine why he would even glance at Glenn Close. Wasn't Anne's character painted as a sympathetic person and not a nagging cold wife?

Yeah nothing about that movie made sense. Not only is Ann Archer so beautiful she'd eclipse every other woman in the room, she was a good woman who treated him well and ended up a heroic figure in the end that saved his life.

It made for a pretty compelling movie but was so ridiculous at its core I just couldn't appreciate it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

340 Trump kicking butt as usual at his presser.

He has become stronger because he has years behind him now in the WH and dealing with issues.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

341 Oh there you are! I've noticed that you have been on top of the Brunel scandal since way before it surfaced in the Daily Mail. Story short: daughter is a model and was with MC2 NYI - has been trying to get word out on him on the chans.
Posted by: Kelsbels at August 21, 2019 12:45 PM (VAYdf)

Not Isambard Kingdom Brunel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (a72/q)

342 I listened to David French on Brian Kilmeade's radio show yesterday. He, like all Fredos, carefully crafted his virtue in a way to dodge his inner cuckoldry.

They're all Fredos.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (Q3oNv)

343 326
If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???

2nd look at Zod?


Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

My conscience is the size of a mustard seed, so I'm out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (ClOmq)

344 Gallantry can pretty much be found overflowing in Baltimore, Chicago, and Portland.

Posted by: Hern Burford at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (V4+zP)

345 We are all Democrats now. - Time

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

346
I'm pretty sure a "romantic street person" is a hooker. A whore. A streetwalker. A woman of the night.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)


Oh, how wrong you are. All "street people" in Berkeley were "romantic street people". It was part and parcel of that locale's "charm".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (pNxlR)

347 .

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:22 PM (rP4OC)

ok, public admission time. I chuckle every time I see your name. in the navy MWR was "Morale, Welfare, and Recreation" the building sailors would head to for fun, games, and ways to occupy themselves.

no clue if that's the intention or not, but with the AKA Beth, always causes a dirty laugh.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 12:50 PM (8D42x)

348 My impression is the modeling agency was just a front for human trafficking.

Its still around, so I think it is a genuine agency but I think they had a side business, as it were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

349 My moral compass requires a sextant and a star chart.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 21, 2019 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

350 Not only is Ann Archer so beautiful she'd eclipse every other woman in the room, she was a good woman who treated him well and ended up a heroic figure in the end that saved his life.


------

Yeah. I gurantee you that in real life Mrs Fixer would have short MY ass dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

351 3 of the weapons are throwing knives. 2 of them are Ninja Throwing Stars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)


So one doesn't roll out a flag that says "BOOM?"

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

352 How is this lie any different than Trump is a Russian Stooge, Trump is a Racist, Trump is a White Supremacist, Trump has Alzheimers, Trump Sexually Abuses Women.


Hint: it's not. Same old shit from the same old people. There's a pervasive subconscious sense on our side that Trump, being a bit "crude", deserves the abuse he gets. But the fact is this abuse is coming for any and all of us. Trump is in the way.


I don't particularly like Rick Santorum but those sick hateful fucks on the Left made fun of how he and his family dealt with the loss of their stillborn daughter. What the Santorums did is not entirely uncommon but the Left reveled in the chance to use a family's grief and the death of a child to "otherize" a candidate.


They are demonic serpents here to Try the world. This lie about Pence is typical and quite honestly, rather child's play for these nasty vipers.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (xoUv9)

353 Oh she's good. He never behaved badly around her but she became aware of stories about him. She's trying to just raise awareness of him by posting online, which made me wonder how you were aware before it was reported on by MSM?

Posted by: Kelsbels at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (VAYdf)

354 Since women are the ones on the pill. Switching out your reproductive hormones play havoc with normal reproductive desires. When you disconnect sex and reproduction physically it kills real passion (for women at least, most guys could squank the crack of dawn).
Posted by: dagny

Please don't play coy; be upfront and direct if you please.

Posted by: The Horde at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Z04f8)

355 CUCK-FIGHT!

PS - mark me down as being on board with the notion that PDJT is the best press secretary he's ever had, and I was/am a YUGE fan of SHS. His daily pressers are genius.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (DU2N9)

356
Apasio ??

Thats a form of a pasta.... right?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

357 339
If that was the flick where Michael was married to Anne Archer, then
again I can't imagine why he would even glance at Glenn Close. Wasn't
Anne's character painted as a sympathetic person and not a nagging cold
wife?



Yeah nothing about that movie made sense. Not only is Ann Archer so
beautiful she'd eclipse every other woman in the room, she was a good
woman who treated him well and ended up a heroic figure in the end that
saved his life.


It made for a pretty compelling movie but was so ridiculous at its core I just couldn't appreciate it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

An early example of the genre "Men Are Scum, No Matter What."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (ClOmq)

358 no clue if that's the intention or not, but with the AKA Beth, always causes a dirty laugh.


Horde history: about 25 years ago MWR told a story about someone mistaking her for Beth and how much she had to insist that she wasn't Beth so immediately we all started calling her Beth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (fuK7c)

359 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
17h
The old "conservative elite" are finished: Bill Kristol, George Will, Jonah Goldberg, Jennifer Rubin, Stephen Hayes, David Frum, Jon Meachum, Ana Navarro, David Brooks, Michael Gerson, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru.

Nobody thinks these people speak for Republican voters anymore.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)



Maybe because the "conservative elite" have shown themselves as the Quislings that they are.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (mpeBU)

360 -boyfriends should never go public about that kind of thing. Whatever happened to gallantry.

Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks snorted the last batch of it in 1977.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (3lnSV)

361 The ability to get government to serve the needs of the people is a limited application of government building things. Certainly our military is built from our founders up ... to form a more perfect union. Levee building, roads ... serve private enterprise, the welfare state rides for free.


We have to unite with some military men in government uniforms, to defend the liberty of the rest of us in private enterprise. But putting schools under state/federal power has been an avenue for the state to wrestle away sovereign rights of the individual, rather than teaching limited government civics, and the path of personal responsibility.


Federalism allows locals to command the government, except for the powers specifically given to DC. The blessings of liberty are lost if we put Chairman Mao (= most of the current Dem candidates) in charge, to order us all to serve the state. which means serve the oligarchs first, and let the NSA spy on everyone, give up guns.


"You Didn't Build That" was phase one in dehumanizing us. We are in Phase Two: "You are a White Supremacist" if you resist the commie dictates.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (Cus5s)

362 It made for a pretty compelling movie but was so ridiculous at its core I just couldn't appreciate it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

Ditto. Glenn Close is a dude, or close to it and ugly as getout.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (nRWPy)

363 Apasio ??

Thats a form of a pasta.... right?
Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)


I thought it was an Italian cheese.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

364 The difference between a cuck and a Fredo is the same as the difference between a dick and a prick.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (Q3oNv)

365 Yep. In Berkeley the homeless are romantic even when shitting on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
Careful not to step in any love.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (zbbA4)

366 "124
I'm sure I've just missed it, but where is the Goldberg / Hayes news letter? I mean, talk about a surefire thing."
Exactly! We are the "cool kids" of the right kind of conservatism. Suck it dirt bags!
Now back to my couch.

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "The Greatest Cuck Evah" Goldberg at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (2nW6u)

367 don't know what Jim Swift ever built but it sure wasn't a marketable reputation...never heard of the guy

Posted by: DanMan at August 21, 2019 12:53 PM (XTiHL)

368 362 It made for a pretty compelling movie but was so ridiculous at its core I just couldn't appreciate it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

Ditto. Glenn Close is a dude, or close to it and ugly as getout.
Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:52 PM (nRWPy)

Yes.... she and Meryl Streep are neck and neck in that competition...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:53 PM (bCLt0)

369 no clue if that's the intention or not, but with the AKA Beth, always causes a dirty laugh.





Horde history: about 25 years ago MWR told a story about someone
mistaking her for Beth and how much she had to insist that she wasn't
Beth so immediately we all started calling her Beth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (fuK7c)


Yes indeed! Bander has a good memory. ^_^
MWR were actually my initials before I got married, and I've just kept the moniker ever since. But more than once I've had someone mention the military connection to me! It always makes me crack up. :-D

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (rP4OC)

370 We built this city on hookers and blow.

Posted by: Jimmy Swift at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (vtcmf)

371 wtf is a Swift Jim?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (FZYNt)

372 Adding fuel to their funeral pyre, Beijing finally admits it has nicked a Hong Kong native who is working for the British Consulate back on 8 August. And Beijing is not allowing British diplomats to visit 28 year old Simon Cheng Man-kit who is imprisoned on charges of violating 'a law on public order.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (XkX6f)

373
The best thing about that movie is it made "bunny boiler" an apt saying.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

374 2024: Never Trump becomes Never Pence with even less justification for why.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (STpkO)

375 367
don't know what Jim Swift ever built but it sure wasn't a marketable reputation...never heard of the guy


But now you have, so mission accomplished.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (T6t7i)

376 I thought Jim Swift was a character from one of those boys books, kind of like the Hardy Boys.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 21, 2019 12:55 PM (II6Oo)

377 I couldn't imagine why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct
would even look at Sharon Stone (well, okay, he'd look) when he had
Jeanne T. in love with him.


I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Margot Kidder in the Superman movies.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Haley Joel Osment in Nightmare Time

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (9t0Zz)

378
124
I'm sure I've just missed it, but where is the Goldberg / Hayes news letter? I mean, talk about a surefire thing.


"Highlights for Chirruns", I believe.

"My Weekly Reader" threatened legal action against their first choice, "My Weakly Reader"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (pNxlR)

379 But I thought that part of the tragedy of Fatal Attraction was that she WAS ugly and a psycho AND he allowed himself to be compromised by her insanity. Kinda a Othello/Iago thing. I always thought Close was supposed to be some kind of Succubus, who was able to overcome normal reserve with her evil.
No?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (nRWPy)

380 48m

#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense
missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range
surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the
same time and confront them with six different weapons.
===
Made with Hammer Tech.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (pw+jk)

381 Yeah nothing about that movie made sense. Not only is Ann Archer so beautiful she'd eclipse every other woman in the room, she was a good woman who treated him well and ended up a heroic figure in the end that saved his life.

It made for a pretty compelling movie but was so ridiculous at its core I just couldn't appreciate it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

Hugh Grant cheated on Liz Hurley with a tranny hooker. Some dudes are just really stupid about these things.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (N4xQB)

382 Never Pence doesn't roll off the tongue but I'm sure Kristol has his tongue doing exercises to prepare for it

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (FZYNt)

383 >> I listened to David French on Brian Kilmeade's radio show yesterday. He, like all Fredos, carefully crafted his virtue in a way to dodge his inner cuckoldry.

They're all Fredos.
- - - -

As AtC has shrewdly noted: he is a Pharisee.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

384 Oh, I guess this means they're moving on from "invoke the 25th to remove Trump?"

Who am I kidding? These folks haven't read it, they don't know Pence has to agree to proceed.

Also, doesn't this suggest great fear that he could be the nominee in 2024?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (k81AA)

385 I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Margot Kidder in the Superman movies.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Haley Joel Osment in Nightmare Time
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (9t0Zz)


This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Brie Larsen at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

386 I always thought Close was supposed to be some kind of Succubus, who was able to overcome normal reserve with her evil.
No?
Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (nRWPy)

-----

Nope.

But she can hold her breath for over three minutes.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

387 372
Adding fuel to their funeral pyre, Beijing finally admits it has nicked a
Hong Kong native who is working for the British Consulate back on 8
August.


What are the Brits going to do about it? The demonstrators are already all in.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (T6t7i)

388 But now you have, so mission accomplished.
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2019 12:54 PM (T6t7i)

Swift move there, Jim. You went from "totally unknown" to "obscure idiot".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (a72/q)

389 >>Oh she's good. He never behaved badly around her but she became aware of stories about him. She's trying to just raise awareness of him by posting online, which made me wonder how you were aware before it was reported on by MSM?

He's been involved with Epstein for a long time. I remember first hearing about him back during Epstein's first trial in 2009.

It just seemed way too coincidental that a sexual predator like Epstein would be hanging out with a guy with his own shady past who specialized in finding beautiful young girls.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

390 I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Margot Kidder in the Superman movies.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Haley Joel Osment in Nightmare Time
Posted by: bonhomme

Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (FZYNt)

391 http://bit.ly/2KXssjE
*******
President Trump, Maduro confirm 'secret' talks | One America News Network

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:58 PM (BqBId)

392 I think neverTrumpers are dealing with humiliation over the fact they are utterly irrelevant. Nobody cares what they think about anything.
That has to hurt.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 21, 2019 12:58 PM (II6Oo)

393 Yes.... she and Meryl Streep are neck and neck in that competition...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 12:53 PM (bCLt0)

Betting they made their stardom on the casting couch. So literally their biggest talent is tailpipe/softball.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 12:58 PM (nRWPy)

394 How is this lie any different than Trump is a Russian Stooge, Trump is a Racist, Trump is a White Supremacist, Trump has Alzheimers, Trump Sexually Abuses Women.


Crush those bald assertions with one word: "Evidence?"

Watch liberals splutter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (208R5)

395 Hugh Grant cheated on Liz Hurley with a tranny hooker. Some dudes are just really stupid about these things.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (N4xQB)

And by "some" you mean "practically all", right? I mean, maybe not to Hugh Grant level stupid.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (DU2N9)

396 Swift move there, Jim. You went from "totally unknown" to "obscure idiot".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM


It's a bold career strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (ejd/p)

397 Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (FZYNt)


NEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHEEHHHEEHHHEEHHHH!!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Jim Swift #whoareyou

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (II6Oo)

399 Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!

So, why the long face?

Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (vtcmf)

400 359 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
17h
The old "conservative elite" are finished: Bill Kristol, George Will, Jonah Goldberg, Jennifer Rubin, Stephen Hayes, David Frum, Jon Meachum, Ana Navarro, David Brooks, Michael Gerson, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru.

Nobody thinks these people speak for Republican voters anymore.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)



Maybe because the "conservative elite" have shown themselves as the Quislings that they are.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (mpeBU)

Ramesh Ponnuru bothers me the most because he actually had some nerdy good ideas and wrote well. But I guess he just couldn't step on his own rice bowl.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

401 >
"My Weekly Reader" threatened legal action against their first choice, "My Weakly Reader"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (pNxlR)



Heh. That takes me back.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (yztq2)

402
I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.I

..


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Michael Obama at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (MAstk)

403 48m

#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense
missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range
surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the
same time and confront them with six different weapons.
===
Made with Hammer Tech.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 21, 2019 12:56 PM (pw+jk)



Israel probably already hacked it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

404 Maggie Gyllenhall kind of broke the immersion for me in The Dark Knight. I just couldn't picture somebody that annoying and unattractive having such a grip on a billionaire playboy superhero.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (N4xQB)

405
What are the Brits going to do about it? The demonstrators are already all in.

Posted by: pep


What they've always done. Send a Royal Navy force to take Peking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (Wx/+I)

406 396
Swift move there, Jim. You went from "totally unknown" to "obscure idiot".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM



It's a bold career strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Did for me.

Posted by: Fredo at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (T6t7i)

407 I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Margot Kidder in the Superman movies.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Haley Joel Osment in Nightmare Time
Posted by: bonhomme

Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM


Michelle Obama

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (ejd/p)

408 Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (FZYNt)
----
She was cute back in the early 90s (think "L. A. Story"). Age...has not been kind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (iB1oa)

409 Crush those bald assertions with one word: "Evidence?"

Watch liberals splutter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 12:59 PM (208R5)
-----------
They use the Juan Williams "Oh my gosh too many to mention!" and then don't bit.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (Xvo1a)

410 Meryl Streep and Glen Close arent ugly. Just plain. Whoopi Goldberg, na dat be yuuglie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (zbbA4)

411 Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (FZYNt)
----
She was cute back in the early 90s (think "L. A. Story"). Age...has not been kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (iB1oa)

-----

Dude.

Just.... no.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

412 A song for all neverTrumpers.

https://youtu.be/oyR3TzIgi-U

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (II6Oo)

413 >>>Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.


I think Ace originally said this, and it's hilarious. Maggie has the body of a 20-year old and the face of a 60-year old.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (bkUtD)

414 Man-kit's arrest could be construed as a warning shot to the UK. Simon vanished on 8 August on his way back to Hong Kong.

It still shows a lack of knowing history on the part of Beijing. China has always thought it was the Middle Kingdom and lesser races need to kow-tow to it. Be interesting of the UK and US if they will go all Boxer Rebellion on this Communist Mandarinate as a result.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (XkX6f)

415 Steely Dan has to be one of the most overrated bands ever to exist. It's Mantovani for the modern age.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (BmxiN)

416 She was cute back in the early 90s (think "L. A. Story"). Age...has not been kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (iB1oa)


Square pegs. Square pegs. Square pegs.

Square. Pegs.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

417 391 http://bit.ly/2KXssjE
*******
President Trump, Maduro confirm 'secret' talks | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:58 PM (BqBId)

Ah, offer Maduro a place on a Caribbean island with some of his loot and a few of his cronies. That would be optimal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

418 Wow. Trump just said that he is looking very seriously at ending birthright citizenship.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)

419 Maggie Gyllenhall kind of broke the immersion for me
in The Dark Knight. I just couldn't picture somebody that annoying and
unattractive having such a grip on a billionaire playboy superhero.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (N4xQB)

But Katie Holmes was more credible in that role? Or are we talking about various level of "incredible" here?

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (DU2N9)

420 butterface

Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

421 Steely Dan has to be one of the most overrated bands ever to exist. It's Mantovani for the modern age.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (BmxiN)


Thanks!!!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

422 Maybe because the "conservative elite" have shown themselves as the Quislings that they are.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 12:51 PM (mpeBU)
++++++++++++
What a great word. You know you're a bastard - like Quisling or Benedict Arnold - when your very name becomes and epithet.

We have a bunch of epithets in the pipeline, what with our current treason class running around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

423 390 I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Margot Kidder in the Superman movies.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Haley Joel Osment in Nightmare Time
Posted by: bonhomme

Sarah Jessica Parker come on down!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2019 12:57 PM (FZYNt)


Sofia Coppola in Godfather 3.

Woof! /mic drop

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (208R5)

424 Have you seen this week's Time cover?

https://bit.ly/2NoVk76

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)

425 OK, thanks. I am hoping that daughter's efforts to get the word out are helping the story get traction.

Posted by: Kelsbels at August 21, 2019 01:03 PM (VAYdf)

426 Coming soon to The Barnacle!

"10 Reasons Trump is Worse than Obama--You Won't Believe Number 6!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 21, 2019 01:03 PM (k81AA)

427

"President Obama and others broke the families apart. I am the one keeping them together. Remember that"

said Trump just now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

428 Ah, offer Maduro a place on a Caribbean island with some of his loot and a few of his cronies. That would be optimal.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)


Bikina Atoll.

Then resume testing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 01:04 PM (208R5)

429 I love it when Hollywood tries to tell us someone is drop dead gorgeous when they're really not.

Uma Thurman in Kill Bill
Rene Russo in anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

430

Looks like Trump admin looking at birth rights citizenship issue..

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 01:04 PM (vEIlU)

431 I used to think something could be done about Venezuela - forget it, it's a lost cause, let it sink bank into the jungle. Nothing there is worth a single American life, and nothing can change without military force. It's not worth it to us, for us to fix their mistakes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

432 She goes by "Annie's stew," but I think she's more of a lurker than a poster, so please welcome her if you do see her. She believes in prayer. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Is her stew any good ?

Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 01:04 PM (arJlL)

433 418 Wow. Trump just said that he is looking very seriously at ending birthright citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Wouldn't that require a constitutional amendment?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

434 418 Wow. Trump just said that he is looking very seriously at ending birthright citizenship.I

..


Tee hee

Posted by: Hawaiin judge at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (MAstk)

435

"It's only antisemetic in your head" when a reporter basically called Trump antisemetic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

436
"President Obama and others broke the families apart. I am the one keeping them together. Remember that"


-----

Hah. Thats the sort of snark rooted in an element of truth that drives the left utterly batshit crazy.

Troll Master Level: Covfefe.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

437 Sorry, but Glen Close is a dude. A big awkward dude. That's the problem I've always had with The Natural (since my husband manages to find it on broadcast tv all the time). They even go to the trouble to soft/back light him, er, her. There were prettier baseball managers in that movie.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

438 I don't think Divine Brown was a tranny. just a ho' off the street. the kind you dont take home to mama.

Hugh Grant is an idiot.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (3lnSV)

439 AP excerpt, Nov. 13, 2020:

"After President Trump's shocking reelection in defiance of all available polling data, 90% of right-leaning media has been abruptly defunded.

Following the shuttering of most conservative publications, the streets of Washington and New York are host to a fascinating tableau: in scenes reminiscent of Les Miserables, hungry, despondent, shabby cucks wander the town in search of food.

A walking contradiction, the hungry but still morbidly obese Jonah Goldberg was seen beneath an I-695 overpass. As he sipped Cisco from brandy snifter, he held forth to a forlorn group of his fellow grifters regarding the importance of civility in the Age of Trump.

None of them. however, had the wherewithal to provide the greasy hobo with pants.

No stranger to the Big & Tall store himself, Bill Kristol fulsomely agreed with Goldberg, and slyly hinted that he and John Kasich had a plan to set things right.

When asked to expand upon that statement, he winked, held a finger to his voluminous, oleaginous lips, and said 'Silentium est aurum...'"

Posted by: Time Traveler at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

440 424
Have you seen this week's Time cover?



You are mistaken. That's the cover of Fabulous Man. Understandable mistake.

Posted by: Fredo at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (T6t7i)

441 But Katie Holmes was more credible in that role? Or are we talking about various level of "incredible" here?

She was bland and obviously not as capable as portrayed, but at least she's really cute. Replacing her with Jake Gyllenhaal's less attractive sister was like swapping out Orlando Bloom for Jack Elam as Legolas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

442 Ah, offer Maduro a place on a Caribbean island with some of his loot and a few of his cronies. That would be optimal.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

And secretly offer the cronies Maduro's share of the loot if they off him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (a72/q)

443 >>Wow. Trump just said that he is looking very seriously at ending birthright citizenship.




See what happens when you try to trick Trump?

Nancy and Chuck thought they had him played when Trump agreed to meet with them to discuss Amnesty and DACA. Now look what he's doing.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

444 They use the Juan Williams "Oh my gosh too many to mention!" and then don't bit.
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 21, 2019 01:01 PM (Xvo1a)


"Then it should be easy to come up with ONE."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (208R5)

445 Bill Clinton and Janet Reno broke up Elian Gonzalez's new family

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (XkX6f)

446 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???
Posted by: kraken

I nominate Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (arJlL)

447 >>Wouldn't that require a constitutional amendment?

It would certainly not be something Trump could do on his own but to hear a president even say he's considering going after it seems like a pretty damn big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (ZLI7S)

448 Sorry, but Glen Close is a dude.


Pretty nice tits for a dude.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (fuK7c)

449 As more and more Dems and Dem cronies let their hinges go (they were only holding them back, anyway!) they seem to get worse and worse with processing words.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (DuZls)

450 >>>But Katie Holmes was more credible in that role?



Holmes was at least prettier. So there's that. The character was written as a complete bitch, though. Not sure any actress could have been likable in the role.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (bkUtD)

451 Coming soon to The Barnacle!

"10 Reasons Trump is Worse than Obama--You Won't Believe Number 6!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 21, 2019 01:03 PM (k81AA)




Super duper conservative Joe Walsh ( not the Eagles guy) said that on his radio show a couple of months ago.
Trump is worse than Obama. You've got to be a super duper conservative to see that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (mpeBU)

452
#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense
missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range
surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the
same time and confront them with six different weapons.







As usual, it'll be an old 80s-era system purchased from the Chinese and given a new Earl Scheib "no ups, no extras" paint job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (veoSD)

453 Bill Clinton and Janet Reno broke up Elian Gonzalez's new family
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (XkX6f)


With ASSAULT weapons!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

454 415 Steely Dan has to be one of the most overrated bands ever to exist. It's Mantovani for the modern age.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (BmxiN)

drink your big black cow
and get out of here!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)

455 NOOD

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bkUtD)

456 http://bit.ly/2MsWz5y
*******
FBI ordered to release Steele, Ohr communications to Judicial Watch - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId)

457 Thanks!!!
Bruce Springsteen


Oh, don't even get me started on you.

John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band are more working-class heroes than you'll ever be, you honking, duck-voiced pinhead.

Hey, when's your next "I grew up in a small town, knocked up my girl and work in a steel mill for 90 hours a week and pay the owner for permission to come to work and it's all Reagan / Bush / Trump's fault!" song coming out?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (BmxiN)

458 I nominate Bluebell !
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (arJlL)

----

Too many tats...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2019 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

459 I don't think Divine Brown was a tranny. just a ho' off the street.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 01:05 PM (3lnSV)


There's a point where tranny or not is a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2019 01:08 PM (208R5)

460 She was bland and obviously not as capable as portrayed, but at least she's really cute. Replacing her with Jake Gyllenhaal's less attractive sister was like swapping out Orlando Bloom for Jack Elam as Legolas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (KZzsI)


True, and fair.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 01:08 PM (DU2N9)

461 If Fen is taking a hiatus, we need someone to fill in as the Horde Moral Compass.... nominees???
Posted by: kraken

I nominate Bluebell !
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (arJlL)
---
Yes, Bluebell is the obvious choice, mainly because getting shivved is not a good look for me.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 21, 2019 01:08 PM (DuZls)

462 Pretty nice tits for a dude.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (fuK7c)

See Bruce Jenner

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2019 01:08 PM (nRWPy)

463 271
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
48m
#NEW on @OANN: Iran says it will unveil an Iran-made air-defense missile system known as the Bavar-373--which is a long-range surface-to-air missile system able to recognize up to 100 targets at the same time and confront them with six different weapons.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 12:40 PM (BqBId)


That system was unveiled 3 years ago. Is there some update or a new missile for the system?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 21, 2019 01:09 PM (di1hb)

464 456 http://bit.ly/2MsWz5y

*******

FBI ordered to release Steele, Ohr communications to Judicial Watch - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId)

OOPS, can't seem to find those.
- The Top. Men. at the FBI

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 01:09 PM (DU2N9)

465 404 Maggie Gyllenhall kind of broke the immersion for me in The Dark Knight. I just couldn't picture somebody that annoying and unattractive having such a grip on a billionaire playboy superhero.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 21, 2019 01:00 PM (N4xQB)

Well, it didn't help that they had to change actresses between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, so they were sort of shoehorned into a specific body type, hair color, etc. or else the audience would have gotten confused.

I believe the implication from the movies was that she and he had known each other since childhood, so she really would have been the only woman who he felt like he could really be himself around (as opposed to someone who just wants him for his money).

I also believe the implication from those movies was that Batman's playboy status was basically an act (don't remember if that's consistent with Batman portrayal overall) where he was intentionally cultivating all that media attention as an "eccentric billionaire" so that he'd have some cover for his weird schedule and Batman antics.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2019 01:10 PM (KUaJL)

466 SORRY FOLKS.

I'm losing my mind-temporarily, I hope. I made a mistake The new prayer coordinator's name and contact info is apaslo@hotmail.com I had it as apasio.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Okay, okay, but is her stew any good ?

Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 01:10 PM (arJlL)

467 I used to believe Birthright Citizenship required a Const. Amendment, I now think it has a good chance of being changed through Congressional Action. (Scotus would have to agree, they might)

It would involve a change in the current US Code, and the US President doesn't have the authority to make any changes in actual legislation through an E.O., so Trump can't address it on his own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

468 "some radio host referred to Trump as King of the Jews"

"Behold the King of the Jews" was the sign they put up to mock JC, when they crucified him, right? So besides the reference to Trump "serving" the Israel (which would not make him king, really) ... there is the reference to "we want to crucify and mock Trump" ... which is more accurately describing their position.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2019 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

469 Birthright EO was raised a long time ago. Could be that inner dams are breaking, allowing obvious/needed things to finally happen. Exiting Flores might be another example.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2019 01:12 PM (QDnY+)

470 You know, it's possible he thought it. So...the people at the bulwark are probably right folks

Off-topic, but would it kill David Hogg to lift a weight or two?

Posted by: Joy Reid & or Rachel Maddow at August 21, 2019 01:12 PM (nUO1n)

471 I don't think Divine Brown was a tranny. just a ho' off the street.

-
She works hard for the money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

472 442
Ah, offer Maduro a place on a Caribbean island with some of his loot and a few of his cronies. That would be optimal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)



And secretly offer the cronies Maduro's share of the loot if they off him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2019 01:06 PM (a72/q)


Yes there is a nice Villa on Thunderdome Island. There is only one rule.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 21, 2019 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

473 Tongue Twisters! The Bulwark takes the prize.

Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 21, 2019 01:16 PM (MIKMs)

474 Have you seen this week's Time cover?

https://bit.ly/2NoVk76
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

----

Who is the market for Time nag? Medical offices an recycling bins?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2019 01:17 PM (Y4EXg)

475 Greater > less

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2019 01:18 PM (RuIsu)

476 Yes.... she and Meryl Streep are neck and neck in that competition...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

Meryl may not be much to look at now -- but remember, she's 60-something. When she started in movies in the late '70s at 26 or so, she was stunning. Never a pinup girl, no, but with a lovely, almost feline face you'd remember, happily, all your life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 01:23 PM (ClOmq)

477 Hey... who is Steely Dan pretty much like???



Posted by: kraken
Nothin but blues and Elvis
and sombody elses favorite song

Posted by: kactus at August 21, 2019 01:56 PM (HIasT)

478 Who is the actual audience for this Cuckshed crew? I really don't get it. No conservative should be fooled by this crap and actual liberals hate anyone who was ever associated with the right.

Posted by: Liberty at August 21, 2019 02:05 PM (FTdXa)

479 "Just by chance you crossed a diamond with a pearl.
You turned it on the world
That's when you turned the world around..."

Posted by: Steelyfirefirefire at August 21, 2019 02:09 PM (LVVMh)

480 They're following rather closely the model in C.S. Lewis' "That Hideous Strength" that shows the road journalists travel on their way to Hell - and I mean that literally. (And being Lewis, he also shows a path of deliverance from that fiery fate.)

Posted by: civil truth at August 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Ir2Qz)

481 A reasonable reading of the Pence line is, "If you built that, I support you." Which is more or less the opposite.

Posted by: DaveM at August 21, 2019 03:45 PM (WWC3Y)

482 According to leftist theory if government provides infrastructure and civil order so that private enterprise can flourish, that means total socialism is required.

Posted by: Nowut Ameen at August 21, 2019 05:21 PM (8hiZZ)

483 It's the consumer who benefits most from infrastructure. Think of someone living on an island. The cost of shipping goods there greatly increases, while, if the goods are necessary, the supplier still sells his products, just at a higher price. If a bridge is then built, the cost of the goods would go down, benefitting the consumer, while the supplier would face stiffer competition.

Posted by: MoonDog at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (3Dsnb)

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