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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Claim: Trump Has Reassured Wayne LaPierre, Current Head of the NRA, That Universal Background Checks Are Off the Table in Gun Discussions
Weirdly, I saw NeverTrumpers complaining about Trump's lack of dedication to pushing for universal background checks.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hands, Les Mains at August 20, 2019 08:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 20, 2019 08:03 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
Yep. Been checked every time.
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (aZNua)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (T8A10)
Kind of takes on new significance, now, huh?
Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 08:07 PM (i/wJA)
I think -- and I will submit this as provisional until more informed people show up -- that we do have universal background checks for handguns, but not for long guns.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 20, 2019 08:07 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2019 08:08 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: IC
Universal Background Check: If I sell a gun to you, we would have to go to a licensed dealer so he can run the background check.
Currently, it's no one's fucking business if I sell you a bicycle or a gun or a car or a bowling ball or or or or ... from my personal property.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:08 PM (3oX+R)
the background checks currently performed when purchasing a gun? *no
snark, I am very ignorant about this*
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
If you buy a firearm from a licensed dealer you must, under EVERY circumstance, pass a background check. However, if you buy a firearm from a private individual it depends on the state. Some (like NC) require some sort of purchase permit, some do not. In NC it is only for handguns but not if you have a CCW (which is one of the reasons I got mine).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:08 PM (T8A10)
Jonah Goldberg?
Bill Kristol?
Tis to laugh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (RMwSd)
Now back to my $3,000 Gucci Suits and foie gras sucke...err fellow members.
Send in your dues! Get a free range bag made in a real Chinese prison.
Act now!
Posted by: Wayne LaPenis at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (fuK7c)
until more informed people show up -- that we do have universal
background checks for handguns, but not for long guns.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
Same paperwork for both from a licensed dealer.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
'Universal' includes person-to-person sales or loaning a gun for hunting or a couple of target shots at the range.
IOW - nobody else can touch it without transaction going through a dealer. Like a drug deal.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)
Jonah Goldberg?
Bill Kristol?
Tis to laugh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Old Carl Rowan shot a kid for swimming in his pool years ago. You just never know.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
NICS checks are performed with the FBI only when a firearm is purchased through a federally-licensed firearms dealer (FFL). Any interstate transfer of ownership must be done at an FFL, and any transfer done by an FFL - even off-premises, like at a gun show - must be done on a form 4473 with a NICS check.*
Person-to-person private transfers within a state do not require a NICS check and do not require an FFL to be involved (I guess it depends on the state).
* some states, such as my beloved Mitten Kingdom, will accept a state concealed carry permit in lieu of a NICS check since a more thorough background check than NICS is performed to obtain one.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
PDJT needs to have Barr order a 100% FEDERAL prosecution of all straw purchases, and aty least investigate all rejected 4473s.
also 100% FEDERAL prosecution of felons with a gun. that's a mandatory 10 years in the federal pen.
put these scum away, even if Soro's DA's won't
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2019 08:11 PM (EOMoX)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)
At bare minimum he does seem to be pissing off the right people.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:11 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:11 PM (NbVTj)
Trump does this all the time. He ponders the Dem position, gets them to thinking he's going to destroy himself, and then watches as they go all-in on crazy.
Then he acts like it never happened.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (k81AA)
flag laws" which will be ritualistically abused like a 12 year old girl
at Epstein's house. It's about gun confiscations and bans and shit like
that. Trump knows this. He's playing a dangerous game of footsie with
The Left.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (BvNzB)
^^^^that^^^^
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (T8A10)
I am truly confused now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Z3XQO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (RMwSd)
Would be loling if it weren't so true, down to the wording. 8.5/10, could use some phrases on their own line emphasized in bold/italic.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (t+qrx)
Young Japanese men are actually marrying cartoon characters:
https://tinyurl.com/y4xtjygx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (MVjcR)
will accept a state concealed carry permit in lieu of a NICS check since
a more thorough background check than NICS is performed to obtain one.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
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Speaking of which, Bob's Gun Shop in Alpena had a really nice Browning model 1900, but I didn't have the $1250 they wanted for it.
Tis a shame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Philapelphia's DA at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (UuitT)
Young Japanese men are actually marrying cartoon characters:
https://tinyurl.com/y4xtjygx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
That race is heading towards extinction.
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (NbVTj)
Then he acts like it never happened.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)
There are some people here who haven't figured this out yet.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 08:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Cuckette.
Posted by: S. E. Cupp at August 20, 2019 08:14 PM (2N7oZ)
Young Japanese men are actually marrying cartoon characters:
https://tinyurl.com/y4xtjygx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
That race is heading towards extinction.
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (NbVTj)
Yep. Hirohito weeps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
At bare minimum he does seem to be pissing off the right people.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
We cannot spare this man, he fights!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (aKsyK)
do for private firearm transactions. I think it needs an intermediary
but am not sure.
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:11 PM (NbVTj)
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I suspect most crime weapons are trades whichever damn way the criminals want.
Of course, those are the ones California's feudal overlords are least interested in getting "off the streets."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (BLFnH)
flag laws" which will be ritualistically abused like a 12 year old girl
at Epstein's house. It's about gun confiscations and bans and shit like
that. Trump knows this. He's playing a dangerous game of footsie with The Left.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (BvNzB)
^^^^that^^^^
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (T8A10)
Comrades, administrative "law" is so much more efficient and flexible than codified legislatively based law!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (BiNEL)
Like during a home invasion.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (2B9A/)
used to be only handguns, on PPT's, but that changed a few years back, just as they used to only keep a record of hand gun purchases, but not they keep all purchases, so they can raid you if they decide you shouldn't have them anymore.
Fuckers.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2019 08:16 PM (EOMoX)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:16 PM (UuitT)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Beating strangers in the street ten against one is against the law. In Democrat cities, the police just stand and watch Antifa do this. Unless the victims fight back successfully-- then the police arrest the victims.
Tyranny operates in practice mostly by unequal and capricious enforcement of the law. We have plenty of laws already. They are not equally enforced. The more laws, the more opportunity for selective enforcement of the law.
The little bitches of the Left will use any red flag law to constantly nail conservatives. It'll be organized -- they'll hold meetings snd publish a handbook. The red flag laws are written to their specifications.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (1unwk)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (Ak9JY)
only trained professionals like the police should be allowed to have guns.
good.
now let's talk about police brutality
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)
Tis a shame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
I still need to get to Johnson's in Adrian, which AltonJackson has recommended.
And everyone who hasn't yet needs to visit the Huron Valley Guns gun shop/range/barber/restaurant in New Hudson.
https://www.huronvalleyguns.com/
https://stoatnet.org/hvg/
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (t+qrx)
will accept a state concealed carry permit in lieu of a NICS check since a more thorough background check than NICS is performed to obtain one.
Yeah, I had a permit in MA and they still had a 3 day waiting period, which for some reason took 5 days for me. This is fifteen years ago.
I was shocked last week in CT when they just said fill out the forms and sit over there for a while and gave me the gub on the same day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)
It's not about "background checks". It's about "red flag laws" which
will be ritualistically abused like a 12 year old girl at Epstein's
house. It's about gun confiscations and bans and shit like that. Trump
knows this. He's playing a dangerous game of footsie with The Left.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 08:10 PM (BvNzB)
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Oddly, these never even got taken up but people on the right were having heart attacks because...anxiety? I don't know. Flat learning curves?
Trump was playing around. Does it all the time. Acts like the latest lefty proposal might have merit and then waits for the left to go all-in on crazy, proving that they're not serious and then he drops it.
Didn't anyone see the amendment to deport illegals that try to buy guns that the Dems hated?
Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (HALdu)
Cuckquean. Right?
Ace already covered this in the sidebar. Don't you sons-of-bitches ever read his etymology stuff?
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)
So that good deal you thought you were getting?
Add an extra $25 to $50 for the "fee".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (3oX+R)
I was prepared to hate him, but he made some actual sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (T09ml)
How does one refer to a female cuck?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Cuckette?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
It's code for no private sales.
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (3XdZI)
All information gathered about who has guns and ammunition is collected for the purpose of eventual confiscation.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (1unwk)
really nice Browning model 1900, but I didn't have the $1250 they wanted
for it.
Tis a shame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
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that's the one in Michigan, right?
ima have to talk to Resident 3vil about this...
guess i can get faced later.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (EOMoX)
for a smallish shop, Johnson's really keeps their on-line inventory up to date
http://www.johnsonsguns.com/
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: yankeefifith
From an FFL dealer, yes.
Privately, depends on the state.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at A
so you mean some woman that watches while guys or girls fuck her husband?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (99Vfy)
I am truly confused now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Z3XQO)
Mikey, if you decide to add Panic to your product offerings at the Outrage Outlet! Think about including OrangeManBad as a special to all Democrats. You could retire by Jan 1, 2021.
Posted by: Snopes - totally trustworthy. at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)
I can understand the mistrust, even in the face of past performance. We are used to people selling us out for nothing, not even some good graft, just because they want a glowing column in the NY Times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM
Something bugging you?
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (P2Qpg)
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 20, 2019 08:19 PM (3XdZI)
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Not true.
Gang members are not covered by this law.
Nor are illegal aliens. If they get busted, the cops have to let them go, otherwise ICE might get them.
This literally is the law right now in a number of states.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cfSRQ)
We actually have the answer to that in the sidebar. 'Cucquean' or something like that.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (UuitT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at A
so the universal would mean every gun sale requires a background check, even between family members
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (HALdu)
Young Japanese men are actually marrying cartoon characters:
https://tinyurl.com/y4xtjygx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Wow. Japanese women must be something else.
And why the hell would any guy, self-respecting or otherwise want to advertise this shit?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (ltuaO)
Honestly, I wouldn't mind having access to NICS prior to a lawful intra-state person-to-person transfer as I certainly wouldn't want to help a hardened criminal. But, that isn't what this is all about.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:18 PM
Something bugging you?
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at August 20, 2019 08:20 PM (P2Qpg)
People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't find words to express.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)
I'm more concerned about this:
https://tinyurl.com/y5na9qee
Leaked on purpose, I think, but enraging if true.
Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (Zqz9o)
@DonaldJTrump
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: yankeefifith
Yes. Even if they wanted to borrow one to go to the range.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (3oX+R)
Sure, it's pathetic. But consider the American equivalent. Our guy probably dresses up as the female anime character and tries to use the women's restroom.
Young Mr. Kondo at least wears a suit to work.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM
This.
Posted by: Utah at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (P2Qpg)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (HALdu)
Unless you are a Dem politician or an illegal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (HALdu)
Or letting a friend borrow one to go to the range. And of course to keep up with all of this they*ll just have to register all of the guns.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (Rt8Uf)
With Epstein's murder there is no possible way to truly corroborate if Clinton was ever on the island.
Which is very convenient for Clinton and Epstein's other clientele.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (lxfSg)
Although I am a little worried that at some point Ace is just going to throw in the towel when he tires of writing stuff people don't read. There are some pearls over there in the side bar.
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (sgHEm)
Hmmm. Mikey's Outrage, Panic, Generalized Anxiety and Malaise Outfit.
Is that horizontal expansion or brand dilution?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)
Hmmmm.... Paul Ryan is moving back to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)
He's pining for the Swamp. I'll bet he's besties with my husband's cousin who was a W spokesweasel and is now so deep in the swamp he's nearly over his head.
Dammit to hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)
I believe it would also allow the gov't to charge you a fee for the background check.
google "dave kopel background checks reason" for some details (link is to reason magazine's website)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 08:24 PM (ZqRa6)
I wish Trump had made his promise to the Gun Owners of America instead
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2019 08:25 PM (99Vfy)
Hmmmm.... Paul Ryan is moving back to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Is his family coming with him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (dstcr)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2019 08:23 PM (sgHEm)
We have homework now?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ltuaO)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (DTX3h)
I wouldn't either, if I knew for a fact that it wouldn't be used to create a registry, but that's not going to happen.
If you buy a firearm from a dealer, on a 4473, and sell it (or it's stolen) and located at a crime scene, the police will ask the dealer about it. I don't know how long they have to keep the bound book record of sales and transfers.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (U3/dZ)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:27 PM (NbVTj)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)
Who had 8/20 in the pool? Nobody really believed that horseshit about staying in Janesville, did they?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 08:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2019 08:27 PM (sMMcg)
Have you been watching the drone footage? Plenty of staff knows, other 'guests' know, the girls that are still alive know. And. of course, plenty of intelligence agencies know. A President doesn't just disappear for a weekend.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:28 PM (UuitT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)
Do you know if you have to register it with the state when you move it to NJ?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)
Apparently on the Board of Directors of Fox or something?
Would explain why Fox News is sucking lately, that he's part of the big shift Leftward.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 08:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 08:29 PM (gmtFW)
The unknowing can bitch all they want, but the fact is that buying a gun just isn't the same as buying a loaf of bread.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (WDnN1)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (786Ro)
The failure of each new gun-control measure will be used as justification for even worse ones. And the Democrats say they're the party of science.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)
Not shocked, but pleasantly surprised, the first firearm I bought after moving from Cali to Texas, took less than ten minutes from "that's the one I want" to walking out the door with it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (Gim9y)
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based
on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no
interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing
our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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Seriously?
Hilarious.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (WDnN1)
About the same as buying Sudafed now though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (2XOk+)
Posted by: guy from a different planet at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BLFnH)
@92: "He's never dull."
I hope he expels the Danish ambassador by end of the week.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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And annexes Greenland.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (dstcr)
@DonaldJTrump
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....
Posted by: JackStraw
sounds like we're getting Greenland
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (nFwvY)
Nobody really believed that horseshit about staying in Janesville, did they?
Posted by: Captain Hate
Not enough smoosh to vacuum up there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 08:32 PM (U3/dZ)
Except that I read a few years ago that Clinton, who is supposed to have protection 24/7, declined it on a few flights and went aboard unaccompanied.So....o.O
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Gim9y)
Gang members are not covered by this law.
Nor are illegal aliens. If they get busted, the cops have to let them go, otherwise ICE might get them.
This literally is the law right now in a number of states.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cfSRQ)
And convicts get to lie on the paperwork.
Something about some Supreme Court case involving self-incrimination
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (1g7ch)
Who buys a gun on record?
No state respects your rights, these days. Buy your guns off the books.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (eGEVz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (2P2BG)
sounds like we're getting Greenland
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (nFwvY)
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Or Trump wants the Dems literally howling about f*cking Greenland for the next few days while he gets important work done.
The man is an utter and absolute genius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)
And annexes Greenland.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
And fortifies it against Lithuanian irredentists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2019 08:33 PM (BLFnH)
First, Epstein was an intelligence asset and nobody in the LE or IC is going to move against Clinton who if I had to guess as the reason why the Clinton's seem to be untouchable is because the Clinton's are also assets and Kompormat generator's for the IC and LE.
Second, I'll take that bet that there will never be anyone to finger or implicate Bill Clinton, lest they get the Seth Rich treatment.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (lxfSg)
@DonaldJTrump
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....
Posted by: JackStraw
sounds like we're getting Greenland
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 08:31 PM (nFwvY)
We are going to need it as tomorrow morning the Admin will announce that the Flores settlement no longer applies to families:
https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1163947786825555969
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Xqo6t)
I suspect most crime weapons are trades whichever damn way the criminals want.
Of course, those are the ones California's feudal overlords are least interested in getting "off the streets."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)
As I understand it, gang guns are often loaned out for a small fee to individual 'bangers for specific drive-bys, pre-meditated murders in alleys etc., rather than paying full price for a gun you're just going to get rid of anyway. Gangstas are frugal, dawg.
When the cops finally catch someone with the pistola tucked into their waistband, it's not uncommon to find out that the same gun has a dozen murders on it once they run the ballistics.
Criminals aren't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. They'd rather pay $75 to rent a gun from another 'banger for 24 hours (and risk getting popped for all the other murders) to do their drive-by than pay $500 to buy a gun that they'll just throw away when it's all over.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (ur8yz)
How the hell are you, my friend?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at A
ATOMICPLAYGIRL!
I am well.
How are you?
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Rt8Uf)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (i/wJA)
Thank God there's no requirements for voting! Our last bastion of freedom.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (UuitT)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:28 PM (UuitT)
That has been true for almost 20 years now.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ltuaO)
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (2XOk+)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (DTX3h)
Some have proposed opening up the NICS database to John Q. Public for just that.
No Go.
Might actually facilitate legal transfers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (1g7ch)
Once we get Greenland, what does that mean? What I want to know is, could we open an Illegal Alien Detention Center there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 08:36 PM (dstcr)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Last gub I bought, I bought over my iPhone. Didn't talk to a soul. A couple of clicks on a website and bing.
Then I did have to fill out a 4473 when it was delivered to my FFL. Still no background check thanks to my chl.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:36 PM (3oX+R)
Great minds, Serious Cat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 08:36 PM (dstcr)
Apples and Bananas
Posted by: guy from a different planet at August 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
Nope. Even with a CCW, I had to wait for them to run a check when I bought my Ruger .22LR. Pure rifle and not a scary AR.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2019 08:36 PM (g+zWr)
The universe is a big place. Really really big. Too big for universal background checks really.
Posted by: guy from a different planet
Have you ever watched the Miss Universe pageant?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (U3/dZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM
We choose truth over facts.
Posted by: Jos. Biden "You're gonna like the way I smell your hair. I guarantee it!" at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (0RyWp)
Ah-hah! We'll catch them by their properly filled-out transfer forms!
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (UuitT)
Facebook pulls anther Trump campaign ad, this time "Women for Trump."
https://tinyurl.com/y6n4bprp
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Picric at August 20, 2019 08:37 PM (KL8/0)
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)
- The FBI is already refusing to process background check appeals on regular purchases, and in some cases refuses to even process background checks for NFA transfers at all - meaning you're just blanket rejected. Fixing either requires direct intervention from a US senator or rep.
- Gov employees responsible for reporting, entering, or applying data related to making individuals prohibited persons (i.e., can't buy, own, or handle firearms) have been granted explicit immunity in a growing list of states for anything resulting from failing to do their job, or doing it to people in error.
- Almost every high profile mass shooter from the last 30 years was reported to the authorities prior to their attack.
These people are already fucking up left and right and abusing their authority.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at August 20, 2019 08:39 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2019 08:39 PM (sGotD)
So what form do I fill out when my guns get transferred from my canoe to the bottom of the lake?
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Rt8Uf)
In Clownifornia, it's Form BOF 4546 Notice Of No Longer In Possession.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ur8yz)
Hmmmm.... Paul Ryan is moving back to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)
A man's gotta eat.
Posted by: Paul Ryan (D) at August 20, 2019 08:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 08:40 PM (U3/dZ)
The unknowing can bitch all they want, but the fact is that buying a gun just isn't the same as buying a loaf of bread.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 08:30 PM (WDnN1)
It should be easier than buying a loaf of bread.
There is a hell of a lot of red tape on bread production, but they make up for the costs in volume.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:41 PM (NbVTj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Make it 8 years and specify "President Donald Trump".
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2019 08:41 PM (g+zWr)
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 08:42 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ur8yz)
Latest revision is BOF-A.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
This dingbat on with Tucker was a clerk for Scalia!?!!
Posted by: IrishEi
If he is our future, I'm glad I'm old.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (99Vfy)
There is a hell of a lot of red tape on bread production, but they make up for the costs in volume.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
ATF should be a convenience store.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NbVTj)
If you even *loan* a gun to family or a friend, they need a background check.
No shit.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (99Vfy)
Posted by: hogmartin
Yes, I have a very helpful friend named Dildo. Don't judge.
Don't have to register anything. They'll know about anything I buy there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ur8yz)
Latest revision is BOF-A.
Posted by: hogmartin
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (3oX+R)
President Trump: You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fees for annexing Greenland, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (Z+IKu)
That's why I only have three.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (T8A10)
And now it's just another day.
Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 08:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 20, 2019 08:15 PM (BiNEL)
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"Here, hold my Mai Tai." -- Random Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 08:45 PM (WqPYg)
Today I noticed Fox changed their tag line from "Fair and Balanced" to something I can't remember now.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM
they've started using "America listens to Fox News" on their AM radio newscasts
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Liberty at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (6Zwe3)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:44 PM (fuK7c)
Michigan does require handguns to be registered with the LEO (usually a county sheriff or city police). At least they don't call it a "safety inspection" anymore and just say outright what it is.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Liberty at August 20, 2019 08:47 PM (6Zwe3)
https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1163947786825555969
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Xqo6t)
Judge Don Ho: Not so fast! Who do you think is running this country?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2019 08:21 PM (DTX3h)
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I've seen sellers on Gunbroker specify that they'll only sell to someone who has a CCW. I think, but don't know for sure, that any FFL can conduct a check for a private sale if they pay the fee.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2019 08:41 PM (g+zWr)
What if my husband only has sex with other men?
Posted by: S. E. Cupp at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (U3/dZ)
Posted by: Garbone at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Vh3zw)
I've never been particularly clear on how gun stores even do a sizable business, except on the brand new guns.
Guns don't turn into crap after a few years or anything.
They hold value like nothing else except blocks of gold.
Just wait for some chump sucka to put his own name on the damn thing, go broke, and then need to sell it.
Then buy it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 08:48 PM (eGEVz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (dstcr)
************
Yes they are and he will still be keeping his home is Janesville.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Liberty at August 20, 2019 08:47 PM (6Zwe3)
The one where the Air Force didn't tell NICS that he was a problem.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (lxfSg)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Xqo6t)
ICE station Zebra.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (9Om/r)
You don't want to sell us Greenland? Fuck you, pay me.
You don't want to contribute to NATO? Fuck you, pay me.
You charge us unreal tariffs? Fuck you, pay me.
You're running out of pork? Fuck you, pay me.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 08:50 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
And not gitmo north. No, it's a beautiful unsullied place on OUR side of the continental divide. It really should already be ours.
Make Denmark pay for the float plane trips to the unspoiled salmon runs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: S. E. Cupp
Separate jets.
Posted by: Moochelle at August 20, 2019 08:51 PM (UuitT)
The one where the Air Force didn't tell NICS that he was a problem.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ijEPD)
Navy Yard shooter, too. That one hit close to home: I quit working in that building only months before.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ijEPD)
Tucker is detailing how Google has bought off Sen. Mike Lee. He's now in the "Nothing to see here, corporate free speech."
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at August 20, 2019 08:52 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:52 PM (Wx/+I)
Time to call Mike Lee. He declined to come on Tucker.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (wiXsO)
Almost immediately, domestic assault and abuse charges became routine during the course of divorces, particularly if the accused owned firearms or had to use guns in the course of work.
Anyone who doesn't this the "Red Flag" law wouldn't be a bigger clusterfuck is a liar, uninformed and/or delusional.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at August 20, 2019 08:52 PM (NMAzL)
Bought off or blackmailed? "Vee have zeen your zearchez for ze farm animalz, Herr Lee. Veddy interezting!!!!"
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
This is why there were "fools" in the courts of royalty - money can make anyone pull their pants down I guess.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at August 20, 2019 08:52 PM (NMAzL)
As Grandfather Poppins sagely observed, "It's not that every man has his price. It's that the price is always so damned low!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (Ki5SV)
If they do a Jeffrey Epstein biopic, just imagine how much of Hollywood can play themselves!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
You left out "with".
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Don LeMon at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Microsoft in in bed with the ChiComs just like Google -- Tucker did a piece on this. MS's CEO was making noise about Orange Man Bad's human rights abuses.
Well, MS has partnered with the ChiComs on some, get this, *lip reading* software that claims 70%+ accuracy in reading lips. This to be let the Chicoms learn who is engaged in verbotten speech.
And also, some facial recognition AI that can spot suspicious looking" people.
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (NMAzL)
Lee was bought off a long time ago, he was one of the main proponents of the jail break legislation and was doing stupid shit well before being that.
I can name about 10 Senators who are worth a damn and Lee ain't one of them.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (lxfSg)
I think business is brisker than I would have thought. Cabelas has new guns and the "gun library" where they sell used ones.
They must have really high standards for what gets into the library because most of the stuff is amazing.
I went in on Sunday and saw three very comparable revolvers. I went in on Monday with a really clever rap in my head about let's compare and contrast. Only one was left. I bought it without any clever rap.
I think they do better business than you'd expect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:55 PM (fuK7c)
Once Upon A Time On Pedo Island
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 08:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 08:55 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
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If you promise that Jonah will get in the Octagon with me, then I'll promise to disagree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (eGEVz)
this, *lip reading* software that claims 70%+ accuracy in reading lips.
This to be let the Chicoms learn who is engaged in verbotten speech.
And also, some facial recognition AI that can spot suspicious looking" people.
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at August 20, 2019 08:54 PM (NMAzL)
Only they're not developing it for the Chicoms. They're developing it for the American Left, who has no doubt partnered with China to set it all up.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)
People get paid for that?
Posted by: Sandra F. at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 08:55 PM (Tnijr)
Once Upon a Child
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (uEbPt)
Michigan does require handguns to be registered with the LEO (usually a county sheriff or city police). At least they don't call it a "safety inspection" anymore and just say outright what it is.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM
they'll tell you they're registering the transaction, not the gun...I mean, the form is titled "Pistol Sales Record"
cough**bullshit**cough
the real pisser is, they don't give you any receipt or anything when you drop it off; you have no proof that you actually played by the rules & submitted the form to LE
I asked them if they could date stamp my copy of the form & got a blank stare for an answer
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 08:50 PM (fuK7c)
By international law, the first nation to plant their thermonuclear B28 gravity bomb gets to claim a territory. So really, it's been ours since 1968.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: it's real at August 20, 2019 08:57 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 08:58 PM (eGEVz)
https://shutr.bz/2TQtRfU
They can keep it after becoming a U.S. Territory. Not a state, though, we don't want 2 more Dems in the Senate.
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 08:58 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ijEPD)
That's more of a failure of the NICS system, not a lack of a background check. (since he went through NICS and was allowed to buy)
Posted by: Liberty at August 20, 2019 08:58 PM (6Zwe3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He's more soy sumo than Octagon warrior, one take down he'll split open and the soy ooze will rival the slime dump at Nickelodeon.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 08:58 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (eGEVz)
I'll fight anyone as long as we're both naked and covered in Nutella.
Posted by: Jonah G. at August 20, 2019 08:58 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 08:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Pwmbass at August 20, 2019 08:59 PM (OKp8N)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 09:00 PM (32YRo)
Cuz all the millions of jobs created and trillions of wealth created since he's been in office is a mirage, you see.
They never fucking stop. Not even for a second.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 09:00 PM (FiUMj)
Make Denmark pay for the clean-up costs. And slavery reparations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2019 08:52 PM (Wx/+I)
The relationship between Denmark and their Greenland colony is... complex. The Danes have treated the Greenlanders like second-class citizens for decades. Basically, Greenlanders are the Danish version of blacks in 60s Democrat strongholds like Birmingham or Selma.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 09:01 PM (ur8yz)
But only certain categories of firearms.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:01 PM (cqNba)
Kellogg sock off.
We are fast transforming into one of those nightmare dystopian totalitarian panopticon sci-fi futures. And heading there at break-neck speed.
Stop world, I want to get off. I do not want to live in this Brave New World.
We are creating the worst tyranny mankind has ever seen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 09:01 PM (NMAzL)
Ms. Nevada Banned From Entering Ms. America Over Her Support For Trump
https://tinyurl.com/y5z7kz2j
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Danish PM: Okay, you can have Greenland but we want $100 million no, I want $200 million
Trump: You'll get nothing and like it
Danish PM: But I thought we had a deal
Trump: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
(so I had to mix and match some movies)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: it's real at August 20, 2019 09:04 PM (QwmrN)
Fauxcahontas "apologizing" to a group of Native Americans got me to thinking. If reparations to descendants of slaves are ever approved, at least 1/4 of the Earth's population will apply for a slice of the pie. Every person outside of Western Europe, China, Russia, India, and Australia will claim they're descended from a freed slave.
"Folklore ancestry" as pioneered by Lizzy Warren will be the scam. Every applicant will claim something like: "A slave called Tall Tom, freed from Sweetwater Plantation in Alabama in 1865, stowed away on a ship in 1866, and ended-up in Nigeria. He started a family, and I'm in the eighth generation descended from him. His story has been passed-down these 150-plus year, from father to children."
And the Democrat-run and staffed Reparations Claim Commission will say, "OK! Sounds good! You should receive your first check within 10 days!"
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2019 09:04 PM (AMIL/)
Greenland colony is... complex. The Danes have treated the Greenlanders
like second-class citizens for decades. Basically, Greenlanders are the
Danish version of blacks in 60s Democrat strongholds like Birmingham or
Selma.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 09:01 PM (ur8yz)
If they all got in longships and raided Copenhagen. That. Would. Be. Awesome.
Posted by: Zombie Erik the Red at August 20, 2019 09:04 PM (2N7oZ)
cough**bullshit**cough
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:56 PM (KCxzN)
Not just purchase, if you move to Michigan and establish residency, you have to fill out a purchase permit and enter "purchased in (other state)" for the vendor.
Section 28.422:
https://tinyurl.com/y3zrys3l
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
They gave the measly 156K population there autonomous governance - all in Nuuk, I guess, but they let the ChiComs in like the dopes they are - so, if they don't want get nuked by Nuuk, I guess they have to sell to us - or joint venture it and get the Chinese out - the Danes are dumb as liberals and they are in a tight bind, so selling to us or joint ownership gets their tits out of ringer - good for them.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 09:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: MW at August 20, 2019 09:05 PM (hNTtn)
Global Warming will turn Greenland into a paradise, my friend. We'll ship all the Czech and other East European hotties there to save them from the heat.
It will be fabulous.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 09:06 PM (NMAzL)
County sheriffs used to issue carry permits without any sort of background check. If he knew you, you got a permit. Unless he didn't like you.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 08:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Still happens that way in may-issue states, just with more paperwork. Although the county sheriff can usually be persuaded by a fat contribution to his re-election fund.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 09:06 PM (ur8yz)
You would think there would be some money-hungry lawyer out there ready to sue the Miss America pageant into oblivion over this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2019 09:06 PM (Ki5SV)
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Seems to me she should have some legal recourse. The article linked says they disqualified her after she'd won the state contest, and the reason was her pro-Trump social media posts. In other words, it had nothing to do with her behavior as Ms. Nevada.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 09:06 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
So phrasing is just right out, then.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Garbone at August 20, 2019 09:07 PM (gYXxt)
Man, I've spent too much time at a desk and too much time chasing girls, for years. I'm soft.
But I have zero doubt I could bat Jonah around.
That's sad for Jonah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 09:08 PM (eGEVz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 08:55 PM (hjaPQ)
If one of those was a BAR or Thompson, then you'd be old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM (2B9A/)
https://tinyurl.com/y5z7kz2j
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Not gonna lie. I hit the link just to see the pictures.
Was worth it.
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM (1QQfO)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM
I've always admired your principled stand on the longbows vs. crossbows conundrum. I'm here for you. Booty call me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ZT05q)
I'm depressed and I don't know why. Maybe because I have to go to work for 8 hours tomorrow.
One of the problems with part-time work, I find, is that the fewer hours I work, the fewer hours I want to work.
Oh, well. Guess I'll take a shower and hit the hay. Hope you all have a great ONT.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)
Is this like when you get up and threaten to walk out of the car dealership?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 09:10 PM (xPl2J)
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Yeah, I'm not that old. But Vic is.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 09:10 PM (hjaPQ)
Over too many drinks she was very receptive to epic tales of the Orange Man. We may have one another one turning to the correct side. She wants to bring a friend next time.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2019 09:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM
I think her Horde-approved name should be "Smiley Virus."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2019 09:11 PM (Ki5SV)
That's sad for Jonah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 09:08 PM (eGEVz)
Bring it. I'm soaking in linseed oil.
Posted by: Jonah G. at August 20, 2019 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2019 09:10 PM (Y4EXg)
And you did not even have to have a million bucks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:11 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)
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forever.... or until you close, then the ATF gets them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2019 09:11 PM (EOMoX)
Posted by: Jonah G. at August 20, 2019 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)
So it would be a more wet smacking.
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro)
Huh. Well, scratch Michigan from from the Glassdoor searches. Not that it was ever likely.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (qc+VF)
Ms. Nevada Banned From Entering Ms. America Over Her Support For Trump
https://tinyurl.com/y5z7kz2j
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Not gonna lie. I hit the link just to see the pictures.
Was worth it.
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM (1QQfO)
Organizers then told Williams that in order to get a refund for her entry fee, she would have to send back her sash and crown for winning Miss Nevada and agree to not tell anyone about being banned from competing in Ms. America.
Who are the fascists?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I thought it already was Milky Virus.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 09:13 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 09:13 PM (NbVTj)
From Denmark's POV, Greenland is a total money pit. They get no income from it, it has no industry (maybe we lease the airbase?) all of the people are on government assistance. It's something they pay and pay and pay for and get nothing out of.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Sounds like an Indian reservation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:13 PM (aKsyK)
Miley Virus
Milky Spore
Milky Sore
Lots of them out there
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:14 PM (cqNba)
...The director of the pageant sent screenshots which included pictures of Williams in her Trump 2020 hat, professing her love for America and her opposition to Antifa, making it clear that they all needed to be erased.
Williams refused and was subsequently stripped of her Ms. Nevada title.
Organizers then told Williams that in order to get a refund for her entry fee, she would have to send back her sash and crown for winning Miss Nevada and agree to not tell anyone about being banned from competing in Ms. America.
ffs
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 09:14 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)
https://tinyurl.com/y5z7kz2j
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Is Miss America the same one that took the title from the one girl, I think she was from Michigan because she was a Trump supporter or was that a different pageant?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM (kK/Og)
http://www.mc2models.com/miami/women/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM (KZzsI)
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Ha. The Sword of the Proselyte.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 09:16 PM (eGEVz)
Deal or no deal?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:16 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 09:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (qc+VF)
*shrug*
We'll just have to drink all this Vernors ourselves, then.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM (KCxzN)
Ah. Thanks for recalling that for me.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 09:17 PM (i/wJA)
Deal or no deal?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:16 PM (3H9h1)
SBR?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)
Cuz all the millions of jobs created and trillions of wealth created since he's been in office is a mirage, you see.
They never fucking stop. Not even for a second.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 09:00
******************
All the MSM cares about is that there are gullible people that want to believe anything negative about Trump so they will.
They could print that Trump owns slaves and a lot of people would believe it.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 09:17 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (U3/dZ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 09:00
Secret of their success, such as it is.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (q2o38)
You could put a helluva casino in Greenland.
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM
long range rifle ranges
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (KCxzN)
the US takes over Greenland, making it a US territory.
then we ship all illegals claiming "asylum" there, pending disposition and proceedings*, there.
which are conducted via A/V connection*.
then the delays in the system w*rk in our favor, and they can always ask to go home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (EOMoX)
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 20, 2019 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 09:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:18 PM (3H9h1)
Is that under 1k including the stamp?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 09:20 PM (I5cnS)
Beer slushie !
In the basement half the day assembling those cheap steel canning - jar shelves for the mass quantity of stuff we are canning.
Tomorrow we will pass 100 jars of tomato juice, yay !
Mrs Eez is canning pickles as I type, more pasta sauce to follow soon.
as for background checks, we all knew PDT was not gonna do anything, so I am mildly pleased at being right.
take my usual evening toast as read.
*tosses back shot*
*follows with beer*
Confusion to our enemies ! is one toast that seems to be working !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XNDy+)
https://tinyurl.com/y5z7kz2j
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Is Miss America the same one that took the title from the one girl, I think she was from Michigan because she was a Trump supporter or was that a different pageant?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM
****
But...!
But...!
World peace!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Or they were Armenian
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 09:20 PM (I5cnS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro
----------'
It's the Puerto Rico of the North Atlantic
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2019 09:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2019 09:21 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM
=====
I've always admired your principled stand on the longbows vs. crossbows conundrum. I'm here for you. Booty call me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM
Or me. I'm ready for you, given your affection for tres bush ee.
Posted by: Cora Segal at August 20, 2019 09:23 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 09:19 PM (xPl2J)
Probably because they found out she doesn't have a dick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 09:24 PM (rAa90)
All the MSM cares about is that there are gullible people that want to believe anything negative about Trump so they will.
They could print that Trump owns slaves and a lot of people would believe it.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2019 09:17 PM (wiXsO)
Oh so you know the people I work with
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:24 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: Meade Lux
Certain families, well you know
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 09:25 PM (I5cnS)
Deal or no deal?
Probably not bad but not an "OMG, where's my wallet" kind of deal. I think new ones run 300-500 more depending on exact style and accessories. No idea how the quality differs from 70s to now. I believe Auto Ordnance is now owned by an Asian corporation if that matters to you.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:25 PM (qc+VF)
From what I've seen, would be worth it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:15 PM
Trump used to own the Miss World or Miss Universe pageant ... one of them - the one that wasn't connected to Miss America. I think the Miss America people had it in for him because of the competition.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:27 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2019 09:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (lxfSg)
When they realize the alternative is Carousel.
Nah, just funnin' you.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2019 09:30 PM (q2o38)
What? It's an NFA registered SBR? That changes everything. I was assuming we were talking about a plain old rifle. Double check to be sure we're using the same terminology the same way.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:31 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 09:13 PM (NbVTj)
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Ugh.
Never, ever.
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (RU4sa)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden falsely claims Robert F. Kennedy and MLK were "assassinated in the '70's"
Biden, then appearing to talk about political activism in the 1960s, claims "none of you women would know this"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:33 PM (NMCTp)
Kathy Zhu, Miss Michigan 2019, stripped of her title over 'offensive' social media posts
It was Miss World America. Whatever that is. I'm sure all of these beauty pageants will be nothing but trannies in a couple of years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:33 PM (kK/Og)
1. Trump buys Greenland
2. Rounds up soccer/wine moms and illegals
3. Deports to Greenland
4. ??????
5. Winning!
Posted by: it's real at August 20, 2019 09:34 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
wtf? He thinks women are illiterate?
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 09:34 PM (NbVTj)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2019 09:34 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:35 PM (NMCTp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 09:35 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 08:49 PM (lxfSg)
I see the title "producer" all over movies and tv shows. Executive producer, producer, associate producer, co-producer ... Movies seem to have 20 "producers", at least. I can't imagine all but one of two of them do anything but put some cash in. I think very few people who get credited as any sort of a "producer" of anything actually do any producing of any sort, whatsoever.
I remember in some movie they joked about giving the secretary an "associate producer" credit in lieu of a raise and then cracked up about how ridiculous an "associate producer" credit was.
I also like how movies gives credits to every semi-human who came into contact with the production ... head janitor, toilet cleaner, main coke supplier ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:35 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 09:13 PM (NbVTj)
Aw, c'mon... cut a girl a break. Yeah, she's a repulsive land whale, but she deserves a booty call, all the same.
I say we hook her up with Jeffery Epstein.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2019 09:36 PM (QzJWU)
@RealSaavedra
Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden falsely claims Robert F. Kennedy and MLK were "assassinated in the '70's"
Forget it. He's rolling.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:36 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
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Considering that RFK and MLK were born in the year of my birth, he can EABOD.
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 09:36 PM (RU4sa)
Have to say that someone did intimate due process might be an issue.
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:37 PM (NMCTp)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden falsely claims Robert F. Kennedy and MLK were "assassinated in the '70's"
Biden, then appearing to talk about political activism in the 1960s, claims "none of you women would know this"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
Odd, how this isn't making headlines
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:37 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 09:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 20, 2019 09:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
Hey Joe, say hello to Big Chief Liz Warren, your Demofascist nominee in 2020.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2019 09:38 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:38 PM (NMCTp)
If all sales must have BG checks, I say this is a RIGHT that must be paided for by certain taxpayers. Democrats
Posted by: truth never occurs to them at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:38 PM (NMCTp)
Well, we passed through the looking glass a long time ago. The whole, putting a preteen up in front of a bunch of gay dudes in a nightclub was my personal: 'God, remember that promise not to destroy the world with water again? What about fire? Or Ice?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2019 09:41 PM (H5knJ)
Would have stopped some of these mass shooters.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 09:41 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (3H9h1)
Are Thompson's from the 70's prized? I could understand the 20's, of course or a WWII make. Was the Thompson a big gun in the 70s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:42 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Just think of all the children that could be saved if not for those silly rights against self-incrimination and warrantless search and seizure.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:42 PM (qc+VF)
but also, saving one child DOES not apply to unborn. no, not ever.
Posted by: truth never occurs to them at August 20, 2019 09:42 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2019 09:41 PM (H5knJ)
Bastard Cat.
-Also Joe Biden
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:43 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 08:46 PM
=====
I've always admired your principled stand on the longbows vs. crossbows conundrum. I'm here for you. Booty call me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2019 09:09 PM
Or me. I'm ready for you, given your affection for tres bush ee.
Posted by: Cora Segal at August 20, 2019 09:23 PM (uL22A)
[curls up in fetal ball in corner and begins to twitch]
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 09:43 PM (1FhAQ)
Then we should outlaw 5 gallon buckets.
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 09:40 PM (Tnijr)
My empty car got the full onslaught of, yes, you can shout fire in a crowded theater; just be prepared to suffer the consequences.
And, driving a car isn't even protected by the constitution, and kills 100s of thousands.
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:43 PM (NMCTp)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden falsely claims Robert F. Kennedy and MLK were "assassinated in the '70's"
Biden, then appearing to talk about political activism in the 1960s, claims "none of you women would know this"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)
Did he ask if any of the little ladies wanted their hair sniffed?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 09:43 PM (kK/Og)
Posted by: it's real at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (QwmrN)
Ye were too slow, my good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (gmtFW)
This Ghislaine Maxwell In-Out Burger thing is getting stranger and stranger. It was staged, but it turns out it was even more than staged.
The photos were faked. Ghislaine was Photoshopped in in all probability.
So, WTF?
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (f1Vqw)
I've discovered that Ms. America and Miss America are two separate
pageants. The woman in this story is Ms. Nevada and she's been kept out
of the Ms. America Pageant.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 09:19 PM (xPl2J
That clears some things up. RS should change the story title. I was thinking the MS. thing was someone going crazy pc which is normal these days. But it is a different pageant. That is key info.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)
Would have stopped some of these mass shooters."
Good one.
So what is the youngest age that a girl can get an abortion without parental consent?
Oh, and Baltimore wants to Allow 16 year olds to vote.
You gotta stop using common sense when staking out your positions and beliefs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Bgx7w)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10"
I feel the same way about Win 10.
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Tnijr)
If his brain didn't function, could he even do that? No, and that's what you call proof!
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Zo1XC)
Then it's most definitely not worth doing. Unless it saves, at least, 1522 children, it's not even worth talking about, let alone doing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (aKsyK)
1h
#BREAKING on @OANN: The White House is expected to announce on Wednesday that it's moving ahead with new rules that would allow for the longer term detention of families traveling with children across the U.S.-Mexico border.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2019 09:46 PM (FTlwv)
NoAss sock off. That's the trouble with using multiple browsers on different machines. I forget which one I'm in and which sock I last used on that instance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 09:46 PM (f1Vqw)
The photos were faked. Ghislaine was Photoshopped in in all probability.
So, WTF?
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (f1Vqw)
LOL.
Someone has a real sharp sense of humor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:46 PM (EcqY2)
25m
#NEW on @OANN: Playboy's White House correspondent Brian Karem files a suit in federal court, naming Pres. Trump and press secretary Grisham as defendants, alleging they violated his Constitutional right to due process when they suspended his press pass.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (BqBId)
Then it's most definitely not worth doing. Unless it saves, at least, 1522 children, it's not even worth talking about, let alone doing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (EcqY2)
*looks at cards*
*slides chips across table*
1,680.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (jXrK7)
Never, ever would have occurred to me to doubt a picture like that. But did you see the brickwork on the floor behind her? It doesn't line up.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (Zo1XC)
I'm going to withdraw my uninformed opinion since NFA items are out of my range of knowledge/experience. But I do know this about old guns: they ain't making any more of them.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 09:47 PM (jXrK7)
Paste......and Ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 09:48 PM (Z+IKu)
This Ghislaine Maxwell In-Out Burger thing is getting stranger and stranger. It was staged, but it turns out it was even more than staged.
The photos were faked. Ghislaine was Photoshopped in in all probability.
So, WTF?
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Any woman who freely associates with Epstein in the first place is going to be tetched a bit so maybe his death drove her round the bend.
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at August 20, 2019 09:48 PM (1FhAQ)
suit in federal court, naming Pres. Trump and press secretary Grisham as
defendants, alleging they violated his Constitutional right to due
process when they suspended his press pass.<<<
Not if they followed the rules the judge compelled them to make.
Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2019 09:48 PM (Bgx7w)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
I believe that's the "Hamton Coliseum".
Posted by: Sooner at August 20, 2019 09:48 PM (amER0)
So, WTF?
Posted by: Brie Larson
But look at her ass, Brie. That part's real.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 09:49 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
But... 1K. Geeze.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:50 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10"
I feel the same way about Win 10.
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Tnijr)"
Win 10 is why Chateau D'Eez is gonna be all Linux pretty soon.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 20, 2019 09:50 PM (XNDy+)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 09:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:51 PM (NMCTp)
I wonder if that whole In-Out Burger thing was some elaborate message to someone. She was reading some book about the CIA in those faked photos.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2019 09:53 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 09:53 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Actually, it was a book about the C1A, which is a double-secret, sooper-spy org that no one knows about.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:53 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 09:54 PM (PUmDY)
So, WTF?
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 20, 2019 09:44 PM (f1Vqw)
LOL.
Someone has a real sharp sense of humor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:46 PM (EcqY2)
Like that mob hitman that froze his hits and put them out on park benches a year later... confuse the trail.
Her suicide may predate epsteins.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 09:54 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2019 09:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Never said it before, but LOLGF!
Ooh, that felt good.
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NMCTp)
https://tinyurl.com/y5na9qee
Leaked on purpose, I think, but enraging if true.
By coincidence, I just got a call from an NRA fundraiser. I asked her why they needed my paltry $$ if they thought this was ever a good idea. She said she'd take a note and ask about it. And then very politely ended the call.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:57 PM (qc+VF)
"They were obsessed with each other. They couldn't keep their hands off each other," said a spy. "They were kissing and making out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. They were basically having sex.
... but without any dick, so ... not sex.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:58 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Deep State
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It's like, right there...right there in the Constitution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2019 09:58 PM (xSo9G)
Her suicide may predate epsteins.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 09:54 PM (1g7ch)
Wasn't that Kuklinski, the Ice Man? People were talking about him on a thread yesterday.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 09:58 PM (EcqY2)
https://tinyurl.com/y5na9qee
Leaked on purpose, I think, but enraging if true.
By coincidence, I just got a call from an NRA fundraiser. I asked her why they needed my paltry $$ if they thought this was ever a good idea. She said she'd take a note and ask about it. And then very politely ended the call.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 09:57 PM (qc+VF)
Who the hell needs four bedrooms and *nine* baths?
No honest man needs a house with more than eight shitters.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 10:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2019 09:56 PM (yQpMk) "
Don't get me wrong, I agree 100 %, but when did they start caring about constitutionality ?
Simply advocating gun control in any form is illegal under the USC ... the commenter An Observation has cited it repeatedly.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 20, 2019 10:00 PM (XNDy+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 10:00 PM (EcqY2)
And seven of them had better be outside.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 10:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 10:01 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
Hell, hundred person berthing compartment don't need more than eight shitters.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 10:01 PM (cqNba)
Background check that.
ER nurse buys new carry piece, sells the Smith she's replacing to a doc she knows at the hospital.
Background check that one.
Treyquan is a Gary guy, knows a guy from South Bend he gets stolen guns from, Trey runs them over to a guy he knows in the 88 Blue Crips near Hyde Park.
Background check that, motherfucker.
The red flag bullshit is much easier for The State to do, and far more troubling. For me.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2019 10:01 PM (Z+vUy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2019 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)
And look to the right of her shoulders. It's just smudged away and white now.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 10:02 PM (CMq2e)
Those Founding Fathers - they were Woke!
Posted by: RI Red at August 20, 2019 10:03 PM (NMCTp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2019 10:03 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: William A Befort at August 20, 2019 10:05 PM (hJFOo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 09:45 PM (cqNba)
Like the Dems who all did that a long time ago!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 20, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2019 10:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2019 10:55 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 21, 2019 12:32 AM (nRj4F)
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