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The Surgeon Who Performed Two Operations To Fix Joe Biden's Defective Brain: I Can Assure You That Joe Biden's Brain Is, For the Moment, "Functioning"
The man who frequently loses his chain of thought and speaks in gibberish and who is increasingly kept "cloistered" by his staff to keep the public from seeing more of his cognitive disabilities has a brain that is, arguably, "functioning"?
That's the most Biden's doctor can say in support of his brain? That it's currently "functioning"? And that his brain isn't any worse than it used to be, when he was also, um, special? How very unreassuring. Deliberately unreassuring? Who can say, who can say. But it is interesting, some of have pointed out, that Barack Obama won't endorse him. Is Obama not as reassured by Biden's "functioning" brain as he'd like to be?[C]oncerns about Biden’s age and mental fitness are likely overblown, according to experts on aging and the brain, as well as actuarial tables used by the insurance industry to estimate the health and longevity of customers. The two brain aneurysms Biden suffered in 1988 were fully treated and he showed no signs of mental trouble as a result, said Dr. Neal Kassell, who performed the surgery on Biden three decades ago. Nor did Biden suffer any brain damage that could come back to haunt him in old age, Kassell said.
"He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven't seen any change," Kassell said. I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever." ...
For someone of Sanders' age and gender, the study pegs the chances of surviving a four-year term at 76.8 percent. The corresponding figures for the other candidates are Biden at 79.2 percent, Weld at 83.6 percent, Trump at 84.8 percent and Warren at 91.8 percent. Olshansky said the older candidates could belong to a group of what are called "superagers," people who live into their 80s but show a mental sharpness as if they were in their 50s or 60s. Emily Rogalski, a Northwestern University neuroscientist and associate psychiatry and behavioral sciences professor who specializes in studying superagers, said it’s exceedingly difficult to "determine someone’s cognitive abilities simply by knowing someone's chronological age." ... "It's difficult to comment specifically on any one individual's cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical history," she said.
Really? That surprises me. Because MSNBC hosts like Niccole Wallace and their guests do it literally every single week.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (l9mVC)
Uh, that's not a selling point.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Sexless Robowaif at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DAWG at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (lMn1U)
Gave him the personality and charm of a Dalek.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (hvf9s)
Uh, that's not a selling point.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (bDqIh)
Bitch can sleep through anything.
Posted by: J. Christopher Stevens at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (cXh4F)
Posted by: that chick from Star Trek at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (htYvY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: that chick from Star Trek
The brain is the general who sends marching orders to my penis. Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (sm6Pk)
I doubt even the sonic screwdriver could fix Biden's brain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (88+cf)
Dr. McCoy is unable to connect his brain
Sweatin' and strainin'
Well it seemed so simple at the time"
Posted by: Semisonic at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (wclv0)
-- Neal Kassell, M.D.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)
That bad, huh?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (xPl2J)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (ycWCI)
I read it that way too, when I was about to publish it, and sat there wondering, "When did I write a post about Doctor Who?"
I had a real "Joe Biden Moment," is what I'm saying.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9KWbU)
Maybe the only drawback is I assume we would be seeing a lot of 40 year olds being nominated to the benches.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)
I'm not sure why I came to look.
The word nude, does it every time.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (37IEG)
Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (+aaIl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
I never heard of this.
Posted by: dantesed
...
the aneurysm so nice he had to fix it twice.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (PbpT7)
I had a real "Joe Biden Moment," is what I'm saying.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (PbpT7)
Are we talking Tom Baker Who, Tennant Who, or the Chick Who?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Strokin Joe at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)
Only right wing nutjobs could think a burst blood vessel in the brain might cause brain damage.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (hdzef)
If they are in their 60's or younger, it will be Trump Alzheimers! 24/7.
They have no dignity.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Every Single Leftwing Corporate Media worker in September 2016 at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (ufFY8)
I never heard of this.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)
It's okay. They caught most of it in a bucket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Biden, as teh Scarcrow at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Mevy0)
Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??
I never heard of this.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)
We gt rid of 'em. Muscling in on our territory...This brain is ours, and no poncy vascular lesion is going to ruin it for us.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Neurofibrillary Tangles at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk08)
"Parts of Mr. Biden's brain appeared to be missing, but they were not important parts."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Parts: The Clonus Horror
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: mymind at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (CM4bS)
Yeah, since when?
Posted by: Semisonic at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (+bKWx)
That's because of all the planks she does.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)
If it makes you feel better, Ace, I suspect we have reached peak Taylor Swift. Endorsing idiotic lefty politicians, and then not succeeding as a kingmaker for them, was a move of pure idiotic hubris. She has broken her nonpartisan brand and alienated half the people that buy her stuff. I know the 4chan ppl were sad, they thought she was a secret republican.
Becoming friends with creepy Lena Dunham, and then being brainwashed by her feminist lies, is a hellufa drug.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (hvf9s)
Biden is his same old, stupid as a rock self.
He hasn't changed since the brain operations, he was always this daft.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (j3npP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho
"I would be delighted to sit down and compare my clay ashtray to yours, Frank. I won awards for having the happiest clay ashtray in the special class, and I am sure my ashtray is nicer than your." - J. Biden
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)
______________
Surgeons only see patients in relation to the surgery. So this Kassell guy hasn't seen Biden as a patient in over 3 decades.
Why should I care what he says?
Anyway, Biden was a dimwit 31 years ago, so saying he's still as sharp as a dimwit isn't really very reassuring.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (k4dH2)
THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!!!!
A terrible Hair Plug Surgery accident which made Joe Biden look like fellow socialist Adolph Hitler nearly cost Joe his life, but-
THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!!!!
A future historical record follows-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f88DAXzcozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlRqPMRvkAw
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)
Joe's brain attacked him twice! Low T and sad!
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Biden's Brain at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Strokin Joe at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (88+cf)
Many people did not know Biden had all of this surgery on his brain!
LOL, people will take a step back and think about this. He's weak.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Biden Brain at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (hdzef)
I don't think he's effectively campaigning now, and I imagine he's going to embarrass himself in a constant stream until February and the Iowa caucuses, though. He won't win a single state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
He sure has grown a lot of hair since then. What's his secret?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Don Q at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)
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It is known.
Brokered convention. Enough super delegates in her pocket to ensure a second ballot that doesn't nominate anyone.
She gets the nomination on the 137th ballot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (aKsyK)
And what about the need for side-boob?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (wclv0)
*******
New info. implicates former CIA director for targeting George Papadopoulos - YouTube
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
At least you didn't have a Fredo moment and flip a table over it.
*high fives RedMindBlueState for tapping into the same HordeMind*
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (+bKWx)
If you're younger, you'd have to read a banned history book to know of the "I won't use my opponents youth and inexperience against him" moment in the debate.
Democrats: The only things older than our attacks and our candidate are our ideas.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)
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Where's the Brain?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: DC Zombie Colony on Biden's stree at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: I Gor, Registered Nurse at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (K22Va)
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)
Will they be the first debates ever called on a TKO?
Or when Joe actually loses it and takes a swing at PDT?
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Udj1W)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)
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Where's the Brain?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV
Trying to take over the world, of course!
Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Simple Joe: Once upon a time, there was a retard at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Izzlo)
Turn his name into a verb.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (ycWCI)
Obama doesn't want to endorse a loser, and right now the chances are 20whatever:1 he endorses the losing Dem candidate.
He will endorse . . . whoever wins the nomination as if he was behind him/her the entire time.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (88xKn)
DR. VOGEL: (Holds up 2 fingers) Mr. Vice President, How many genders are there?
JOE BIDEN: At least 3
Posted by: DAWG at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (lMn1U)
Joe Biden's new campaign song, just like the old campaign song:
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rainAnd my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'al
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike D at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (rS5vj)
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (7jTtI)
Fauxcohontas: I do not have Indian DNA/blood!
Biden: I have a functioning brain!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
They just make up bullshit like they own the factory.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (WCfRV)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (n13/j)
"well, technically speaking the procedure is brain damage,... but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking - nothing you'll miss..."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (LWu6U)
Obama doesn't want to endorse a loser, and right now the chances are 20whatever:1 he endorses the losing Dem candidate.
He will endorse . . . whoever wins the nomination as if he was behind him/her the entire time.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
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If there's a clear winner before the actual nomination, of course, he will endorse then. I think that you implied that, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (iikV8)
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)
I want him to explain why the ocean is near the shore.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG)
Interestingly, they filmed Biden's brain surgery.
It was an experimental technique:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfBDKiw1ac
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (r+sAi)
I loath Biden with a passion for that alone.
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (aKsyK)
Fauxcohontas: I do not have Indian DNA/blood!
Biden: I have a functioning brain!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
Castro: Abortions for men!
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rainmando at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (WCfRV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (4e+hS)
The "Doctor Who" was just too annoying. It kept causing parsing errors in my Joe Biden-like brain.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full
Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor
article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics. On one pic is a
quote from her to the effect that "the only people not having their
rights stripped from them are straight white cisgendered males."
Uh,
TayTay baby, the people who are losing their rights ARE the straight
white males. Everybody else is getting privileges left, right, and
sideways.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ClOmq)
But I see your brain surgery wasn't as successful.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Ever at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (uFCZe)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (qaN/p)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (qaN/p)
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They're plagiarizing Mitt Romney's campaign!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV8)
It was to laugh.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (WCfRV)
cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical
history," she said.
Said nobody talking about Trump, ever.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (77WPm)
********
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Cus5s)
___________________
I'm really hoping Biden does get the nomination, because it's inevitable that he will say something so unbelievably stupid that even the MSM won't be able to spin it for him, and millions of Dim voters will shake their heads and wonder if they can force themselves to vote for this obviously senile loon, even if not doing so means OrangeManBad gets a second term.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (k4dH2)
Voter fraud will be so rampant in 2020, and I fear a donk candidate winning despite the will of the people. Biden as pres would make King George III, the literal Mad King, look as wise as Solomon.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (cqNba)
********
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)
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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV8)
First, I'm not really that old
Second, my brain is just as good as it was 30 years ago
Fifth, my first day in office I'm gonna beat Donald Trump!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (u6xw0)
songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full
Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor
article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics.
------
Two small breasts, two skinny legs and a left wing - she's like a bad bucket of fried chicken
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (FiUMj)
He says his brain is as well now as 1988, but who says in 1988 he wasn't all but brain dead? Seems to my memory he was and always has been.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (BqBId)
cos that's where his actual brain is
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)
Imagine. This is the guy talking about your legacy and trying to use it as an imprimatur for his election.
In fact, I think Obama just punched himself in the face.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)
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"But it's still broken!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0pG7a)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (77WPm)
ANYWAY I love this new SuperAger thing! I'm totally using that. Now that I'm almost 29!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Rarvo)
_________________
No, no, I said you'll have to "swallow" and vote for Joe!
Hey, that's how I got him!
Posted by: "Dr." Jill Biden at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (k4dH2)
Imagine. This is the guy talking about your legacy and trying to use it as an imprimatur for his election.
In fact, I think Obama just punched himself in the face.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wclv0)
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He just needed to pick someone halfway decent back in 2008, and he ended up with Joe farkin' Biden, one of the most useless and chronically incorrect Senators in American history.
I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV8)
He says his brain is as well now as 1988, but who says in 1988 he wasn't all but brain dead? Seems to my memory he was and always has been."
See...
Skip knows how this shit works
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (cqNba)
*music*
Faster ...
Stronger ...
We have the technology.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Mevy0)
Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Kpl3J)
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COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)
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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV
Cripes.
I don't suppose Vogel can give Rombley the Biden treatment can he?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (SHtRW)
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Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
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COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)
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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV
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Utah voters knew what they were getting and happily voted for him. They'll vote for him again. SLC is a very liberal place and growing with a yuuuge influx of Californians transplants.
See also Idaho and Montana. The mountain west red states of 2019 are not what they were 10 or 20 years ago.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)
Millions of your fellow illegal aliens as well as non-citizens with green cards are registered on voting rolls in Motor Voter states, and vote regularly, raimondo.
Your Democrat Party friends and the Soros-friendly press cover for them, and protect the voter rolls from being audited for non-citizen voters.
Aren't you?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (sy5kK)
"Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?"
Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
We can start by taking that Bourgeoiseshevik's Dachas away and giving them to real proletariat...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Biden Brain at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (hdzef)
*******
REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists
Biden Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Zombie Regular joe at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (n13/j)
I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV
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He won twice. So how do you figure he made a bad choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)
That strategy worked really well for Felonious, Rmoney. Once again, disgracing my 3-past votes for this POS.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Mevy0)
So still every bit as sharp as a peeled rotten banana smashed in a velvet bag, then. Got it.
Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (DCYln)
You won't get mad?
No, I won't be mad.
Abby Somebody. Yes, Abby Normal.
Your telling me I put in an abnormal brain in the Vice-President!
Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (7hzzD)
choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy
less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)
And he used to make fun of Joe to his face once he realized he was not important at all.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (n13/j)
I said nothing about impulse control, organizational skills, empathy or judgment.
Posted by: Dr. Mengele at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (koNhm)
I'm not one of those experty political "strategists", but this one seems to be common sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
As usual, follow the money.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)
Again thanks Utah for fk'n nothing
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)
This. x1000
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mike D at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (rS5vj)
the risks increase after surgery that stops the injury, more so after an advanced age. Brain trauma and brain defects have a profound effect.
Brain problems seem like a disqualifying condition to me.
Saying all this Biden is a creepy old man. He looks alien to me. The plugs, the tan, the lifts the fake chompers all add up to a man that is in deep denial of his age.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (0OmEj)
*******
REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)
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"We should be more like Europe."
-Elite Liberals, in a completely unrelated sentiment
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (iikV8)
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REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up
Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (CKc3A)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (n13/j)
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That kinda goes for all VPs, right? Cheney being the exception.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)
- Bowling ball
- Sack of wet mice
- A marble
A: Things that are sharper than Joe Gropey Biden
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)
Er, Hillary got 27.6% in 2016.
Trump won MT by 20.
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (MAstk)
I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV
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He won twice. So how do you figure he made a bad choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)
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Joe Biden is an idiot. If he any inkling that his VP was going to possibly be the one to carry on his legacy, he should have done better. This has nothing to do with how he won the 2008 and 2012 races.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Lqy/e)
When there's GOPers all about
*Joe*
Right on
You see this cat, Joe, is an autonomic mutha--
*Hush yo mouth*
but I'm talkin' bout Joe
Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (2LelM)
Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (88xKn)
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WE SWEAR WE HAD NO IDEA!!!!!
- Parents of the 12 yo girls, as they cash the checks and hang out with the beautiful people on yachts
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Udj1W)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (r+sAi)
when your mouth starts to drool
and you babble like a fool
that's a-Biden....
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (PbpT7)
When your brains in a funkAnd you grab some boys junkThat's a Biden
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Lqy/e)
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#LearnToCode?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
the smartest kid on the block, huh?
I did the best I could, huh?
For the three of us."
And he did do alright for such an idiot. My question is, how many asses did he have to kiss to get there? He really is unqualified to run a shoe shine box, and yet somehow, there he is.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (LWu6U)
When he was doing great things like plagiarizing and harassing Clarence Thomas?
Awesome.
Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Lqy/e)
A colander would be better.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)
"And that narrows it down to one"
I notice he didn't actually specify Joe "100% Delaware Fredo" Biden in this endorsement.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (TQyCa)
Posted by: Slow Joe at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Zx6uT)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Z+IKu)
How about a lampshade?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)
As Foghorn Leghorn used to say: "Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball".
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (oiNtH)
>>>Really? That surprises me. Because MSNBC hosts like Niccole Wallace and their guests do it literally every single week.
Yeah, but it's difficult for them.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (0kidi)
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That's because anyone fucks with me, I'll use their mother as a fucking condom.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
The Matrix 4 is happening.
One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.
I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Udj1W)
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It's almost impossible to prove individual cases. Which is why the liberal myth of no voter fraud continues. Never mind that inner city precincts routinely have 102% voting or that anyone can walk into a polling place and claim to be anyone else on the list, without having to show ID. Shit like that can never be proven at the individual level.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (FiUMj)
Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.
Posted by: dantesed
Surely you jest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (K3B2k)
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening -
Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
That strategy worked really well for Felonious, Rmoney. Once again, disgracing my 3-past votes for this POS.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)
Mitt promises to put a little mayo on that shit sandwich for PA coal miners.
Now shut up and eat it. Don't say Mitt never did anything for ya.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (d7Ww2)
140 Taylor Swift in the sidebar: A lovely girl, in her early days a good
songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full
Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor
article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics.
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Two small breasts, two skinny legs and a left wing - she's like a bad bucket of fried chicken
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019
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Nice hind paws though, which the chicken can't boast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (7jTtI)
31 years ago he was under anesthesia and shut down because of an aneurysm. What exactly are you trying to tell us?
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (Zo1XC)
That kinda goes for all VPs, right? Cheney being the exception.
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That's because anyone fucks with me, I'll use their mother as a fucking condom.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Or take them hunting.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (K3B2k)
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I'm really getting the impression that he's going the Doug Jones route of YOSO and he has no intention of running for re-election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Lqy/e)
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But remember elections are won at the margin. Say Florida has 500K felons. And of those 500K, 480K don't vote. But the 20K that do vote, they vote dem 18K - 2K. It matters very much in close elections.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
I'm visualizing a steaming turd with lots of bells and whistles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
I'm visualizing a steaming turd with lots of bells and whistles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)
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But, the bells and whistles will be amazing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (iikV8)
I'm guessing neuroscientists test their patients before and after surgery to determine the exact amount of cognitive function they may have lost. In Biden's case, we probably don't have a good baseline, because he had unexpected emergency surgery. However, I'm guessing they have post-operation testing.
Sooooooo, can we see Biden's current cognitive function tests compared to his post-op testing from 31 years ago? Ya know, trust his brain surgeon but verify Biden's just as sharp as then?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Y4nFW)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Udj1W)
Posted by: Nicole Wallace at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: memories at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (WwHot)
Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
Really? Matrix 2 and 3 didn't convince you the Wachowski "sisters" were totally out of ideas on this storyline?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (bDqIh)
oh my
old old vintage white men
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
That oughta light up the hipsters in Portland and Seattle and the denizens of Berkeley. And the poc women of Compton and San Antonio.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)
So the arrogant idiot was so stupid he could not see what a loser slow joe was and how inept he was at running the senate (thank God) and getting his agenda though.
barry was always embarrassed by slow joe and had to rely on the pedo.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Taylor Swift was attacked in the Twatters for not being woke. This was
late 2017, early 2018. Then in mid 2018 she suddenly got woke. I doubt
she gives a fuck about it either way, but I'm guessing her advisers told
her woke will sell more tickets than un-woke.
As usual, follow the money.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019
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Wasn't it Kid Rock that said she wants to be in movies (more of them than just Cats, he meant), so she's going Dem?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (wclv0)
You know Trump will if it comes to that.
Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (FhXTo)
Or take them hunting.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)
ha! There is a scene in one of the episodes of Patriot (tv show on Prime) where they Dick Cheney someone. lol It's funny.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)
Really? Matrix 2 and 3 didn't convince you the Wachowski "sisters" were totally out of ideas on this storyline?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (bDqIh)
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I like the sequels more than most because I find the first one emptier than most people.
They're all just visually inventive action movies.
And there are some cool ideas in the sequels. They're hidden under way too much pretentiousness, but they're still there. The idea that there have been a succession of Matrices with their own "ones", and the one itself is just another form of control? Probably the best idea in all three movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (iikV8)
But remember elections are won at the margin. Say Florida has 500K felons. And of those 500K, 480K don't vote. But the 20K that do vote, they vote dem 18K - 2K. It matters very much in close elections.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)
We've had 7 full months of felons being allowed to register in FL.
Results? Dems have lost a few thousand and the Gop has gained a couple thousand.
It's early but after 7 full months conventional wisdom is wrong.
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Udj1W)
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The old prove a negative gambit. LOL. Dude go away, you're acting extra idiotic today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (FiUMj)
The Matrix 4 is happening.
One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.
I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
The whole thing was depicted as being cyclic. So why not just start a whole new cycle?
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
But they grated him immunity
Posted by: Little Joey's Brain at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Double feature with The Thing in the Closet, starring Obama at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (vScqA)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Udj1W)
The Matrix 4 is happening.
One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.
I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
The whole thing was depicted as being cyclic. So why not just start a whole new cycle?
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
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Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
Burn them to the ground. Salt the ashes. Destroy the careers of anyone who knew anything. Confiscate all of their wealth and create a victim's fund. Force their children to change their names, so their parent's legacy is fully stopped.
Then we start the real punishment.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (9t0Zz)
On the other hand, #orangemanbad is showing signs of insanity and needs to be removed vi the 25th Amendment.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Quilp at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
It would explain why he sniffs children.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
salvaged after an Obama dinner
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
It would explain why he sniffs children.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (yOykd)
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)
THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!
Posted by: Double feature with The Thing in the Closet, starring Obama at August 20, 2019
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I rarely ever type this, but . . . LOL
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)
Ever mindful of the suffering of others is our Dear Ewok.
And on the lookout for blog comedy.
Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: aelfheld at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (IxDhF)
Results? Dems have lost a few thousand and the Gop has gained a couple thousand.
It's early but after 7 full months conventional wisdom is wrong.
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (MAstk)
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But again, it's at the margin. Let's say GOP gained 1000 and Dems lost 1000. Without the felons for all you know it may be dems lost 3000.
SOME felons will register. And SOME will vote. And in a 50/50 election like FL always seems to have, even a few hundred votes can make a big difference. Remember the Scott recount? A few hundred felons voting against him would have been enough for him to lose.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)
Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
WHERE ! DOES! THE! PAPER! COME! OUT?!
Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (ymnmz)
Um, you first Jill.
What a ringing endorsement.
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)
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That Bruce Willis was Hitler?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Biden sits down on the podium and proceeds to lick himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (3oX+R)
Or take them hunting.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)
ha! There is a scene in one of the episodes of Patriot (tv show on Prime) where they Dick Cheney someone. lol It's funny.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)
Still safer than getting into a vehicle with a Kennedy
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)
You should convince your commie friends that they should insist on kicking out the dumb redneck States from the Union. You would be better off right?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (+bKWx)
Aaaand a sudden total lack of interest in whether Melania was ever a
"yacht girl" on the Riviera. Which was a burning national issue, before.
Look, I know a professor from Rhode Island who still thinks JFK must have been "a hell of a man" if he needed all those girls brought to him every day. And I volunteered that it takes a Kennedy about a minute, and all they do is squirt on themselves a little, sometimes the woman doesn't notice -- but, hey, professor.
Likewise, party faithful who seriously believed Hillary must be scary-smart because she had no interest in sex. With men. Because, dude, women are like that. Those weren't professors -- union tradesmen, actually.
It would be one thing to make those jokes "overnight" as a form of humor. These are actual people expressing their politics. I can't believe they fired Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Whaddamayunn.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Udj1W)
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I said you're being extra retarded today. I was wrong. You're being super duper extra retarded today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
That might explain why he gets to know people by sniffing them.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: taytay's penis at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (xPl2J)
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV
In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Kassel M.D. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0x00j)
As long we don't have to hear from Mayor Pete's proctologist.
Posted by: Quilp
Did he have a couple anurizzms too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
This time the Architect is Neo and Neo is The Architect.
thank you very much, you can send me the royalties.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
..........
Must have put a USB port in the back of his neck.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV
In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)
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People want the Matrix. They want the dream instead of real life.
How do the freedom fighters react when the people won't follow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (MAstk)
The Matrix 4 is happening.
One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.
I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
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A joke about the next Bill and Ted movie would be appropriate here....
...If they weren't already making it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: taytay's penis
I know a doctor that can get rid of it. Cash only.
Ok. He's a vet.
Pre-med.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (wGbBR)
So- that explains a lot.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)
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That Bruce Willis was Hitler?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV
oh, I thought it was that he was a dude!
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)
This worked out so badly last time I am convinced the Dems think "her emails!!" was the deathblow. And they're poised to, seriously I can't breathe, do it all over again.
Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (gQ74x)
You will know you are there when you say
says the Party Public Relations firm called Politico.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM
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Okay, that was funny.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)
and one Jaws and one Rocky.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (h2Bdk)
And by brain I mean medulla oblongota. Everything else above the brain stem is gone. All that's left is a dirty, inarticulate man with a lizard brain.
Posted by: Kassel M.D. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0x00j)
I visited Biden's Brain and all I got was this medulla oblongata.
Posted by: Dime Store T-Shirt at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ufFY8)
Biden will have to change his whiteness. Maybe he'll pull a Rachel Dolezal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
The Matrix 4 is happening.
One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.
I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
Voice: Wake up, Neo.
Neo: Huh? Wha? I thought I was dead.
Voice: It was all a dream.
Neo: No! Way! You mean I wasn't like Computer Program Jesus who died for....uh....you know....reasons?
Voice: No.
Neo: So, I didn't
't learn to see the Matrix as it was and learn to manipulate it and fly off like Superman.
Voice: Oh, sure. Yeah. You did all that. Everything after that was a dream. A terrible, crappy, poorly written, nonsensical dream.
Neo: Oh! So, it's like those two mov- uh, dreams never happened.
Voice: Yes! They never happened. At. All.
Neo: Radical! It's like I'm rebooting reality. Yay!
(flies off)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)
and one Jaws and one Rocky.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
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One Christopher Reeves Superman movie, too.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)
TheBlaze@theblaze
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)
That might explain why he gets to know people by sniffing them.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (i/wJA)
..........
lol. Classic.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pwmbass at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (OKp8N)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (xPl2J)
Weren't we all better in 1999?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (vScqA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV
In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)
==========
People want the Matrix. They want the dream instead of real life.
How do the freedom fighters react when the people won't follow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (iikV
It's an idea that sounds interesting on paper but will likely be a shit movie in practice. Sci fi philosophical themes usually work much better in books.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (+bKWx)
But he couldn't stay there, and he's eventually have to unplug to eat bland real food. Plus, there's the whole dying brutally in a neverending war.
He wanted to walk away entirely.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (BNZkU)
If they thought Hillary was hard to sell, wait until people get some more time with this guy picking the lint out of his ass crack.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (wclv0)
TheBlaze@theblaze
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Two abortions in the same year? It's not surprising someone too stupid to figure out birth control would veer left.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Now ask the two kids you aborted how their lives are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (K22Va)
See, not all the news is negative.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (xPl2J)
Considering how Phish concertgoers smell it makes me feel sorry for the plague.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)
and one Jaws and one Rocky.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
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One Christopher Reeves Superman movie, too.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)
And there can only be one Remains of the Day. No remakes or adaptions.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (vScqA)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (wclv0)
"This is a big fucking deal!"
and who can forget
"Don't mess with me kid!" while jerking a girl's arm.
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)
Beary Cock.
Posted by: taytay's penis at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (QwmrN)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (h2Bdk)
There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.
Whore.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (Z32o5)
"Don't mess with me kid!" while jerking a girl's arm.
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Screw you.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (ufFY8)
Well, he was seen on the back lawn licking his ballls.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (vScqA)
I'm thinking of the scene of him eating steak like it was a treat.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Marcus T
Golf clap.
And the race to the patent office is on!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
It isn't about his age. Trump is pretty old too, after all.
It's about the fact that he's a corrupt doofus and always has been. Whether he is becoming *more* of a doofus with age is sort of beside the point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)
He wanted to be someone important, like an actor.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (cqzjS)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (SH7Tr)
There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.
Whore.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (sm6Pk)
You'd think whores would be more professional than that. Besides, who's to say she wasn't giving it away for free.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KZzsI)
Senility is pretty evident, here...
1.) Biden started out stupid.
2.) Then he had a couple of strokes and surgeries.
3.) He grew apparently more stupid during his term as VP.
4.) He grows apparently more stupid with each passing week.
5.) This is unlikely to suddenly abate itself.
6.) In less than a year, he would face a smart man who isn't losing his faculties.
Prognosis: DOOM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (eGEVz)
Graham used the terms "weeks" for the Horowitz report. Yesterday I heard him say that new info keeps turning up and he needs to get it right and get all of the truth. There will still be so much he didn't know or get to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.
**
And 16 Sweetish Eroticas.
Posted by: Horny Old Joe at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
What a vile bitch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Z32o5)
Whore.
To be fair, she might just be a slut
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)
What's funny is Biden is clearly not "sharp."
Or, let's just say Biden is even duller than 30 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (wM5Dx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
.......
That's nice.
....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
Isn't she too old for kids? Also it generally seems libs don't regret it after having kids.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
She already has two children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
Well, he was seen on the back lawn licking his ballls.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (nuOac)
.........
and scooting on his hindquarters after a poop.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
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Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
She already has 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
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She has 2 kids.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)
Matrix was good because it introduced a lot of new concepts and ideas, and used FX to make them seem real. 2 and 3 only used more and more FX. That is OK entertainment, but forgettable
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++
Not gonna ever come up. She's 46 years old. It is exceedingly unlikely she's ever going to become pregnant. It isn't impossible, but it is very improbable - especially if she doesn't want to. Post-celebrity aging spinsterhood is more likely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (BvNzB)
I'm pretty sure people can see for themselves what an idiot Biden is. The dribbling gives it away.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (wclv0)
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Now ask the two kids you aborted how their lives are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)
Who are you trying to convince, sweetheart?
Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)
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Yup. It's ridiculous.
But then the Dems wanted Trump jailed for a possible "campaign expense" of a payoff to a bimbo. However, we are all supposed to ignore all the campaign time *all* the networks besides Fox will be donating flat out to the Dem candidate.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (DuZls)
Sossan has been the subject of nearly 40 lawsuits brought by former patients or family members of patients who died during surgery. One of those cases resulted in a $933,835 award to the family of a deceased patient after a jury determined that the physician had performed an unnecessary procedure. In addition, Sossan has settled more cases outside of court.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (nuOac)
This girl desperately needs Jesus. I'm sure she was passed around at parties like a joint when she was making Commando but there's a rot in her soul.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ymnmz)
394
The Matrix 4 is happening.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (eGEVz)
https://tinyurl.com/y5cpdzd3
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (+bKWx)
Posted by: rainmado at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (NAs56)
Or criminals are lying.
Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
She already has two children.
They are the lucky ones, presumably.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (cqzjS)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
++++++++++++
I'll bet they just love hearing stuff like this. It wouldn't exactly give me a warm, loving feeling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
She already has two children.
-
She says they are among the great joys she would have missed because . . . because . . . SHUT UP! THAT'S WHY!
https://bit.ly/30mBQDI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
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These people go into deep denial. They become more convinced of the cause because deep down they fear it was a mistake, so they have to spend their lives justifying that mistake and never admitting what they really did (kill two of her babies.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (LWu6U)
Talk about damning with faint praise.
He's probably not senile, claims he's too old to think straight or even remember his own name are likely overstated!
Put that on a bumper sticker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
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Yeah, no way you could ever learn to like the 2 kids you didn't have!
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
I hate to make you feel super old, but she's 47. Actual children will take an Abraham level miracle.
Now, to be fair, as a child star in Hollywood she was probably pimped out to vile fat executives so much her womb is polluted like Chernobyl. So that part was not her fault. That she is pretending to love it, potentially leading young women down her path, demands the harshest sentence reserved for betrayers in the ninth layer of hell.
Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (gQ74x)
Christ Almighty.
ABC is spinning off their stupid sitcom "Blackish?"
It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)
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Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)
And your pants become damp
That's a Biden
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
ROTFLMAO
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (3oX+R)
Yeah I have long wondered what its like to be the child of someone who had abortions. Especially those lunatics who kill one of a set like 1 triplet.
"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (DuZls)
++++++++++++
The FEC should make the networks and campaigns declare the multi-billion-dollar in-kind donations the networks give to the Left candidates. The dollar values would be eye-watering and put the game into perspective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.
Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
++++++++++++
I'll bet they just love hearing stuff like this. It wouldn't exactly give me a warm, loving feeling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)
I don't know. You never feel more alive than after a close brush with death.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:51 PM (gQ74x)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
Dodged that fucking bullet.
Posted by: Alyssa's two kids at August 20, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (xfb67)
It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)
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I've got a "mixed" brat on the way.
I'll make sure to watch that, so I know what cultural indicators I should drill into the kid.
Oh, wait... I meant the opposite. I won't be watching it at all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (eGEVz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (H46wA)
Christ Almighty.
ABC is spinning off their stupid sitcom "Blackish?"
It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)
Saw that, it looks terrible. I feel like this is an area where we've gone backwards as a society. I grew up watching The Cosby Show, Family Matters, and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. They were popular shows that appealed to a large audience and happened to have African-American casts. they didn't feel the need to have the latter part be the only thing that defined them.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (N4xQB)
I make it a point to never see more than the first ten seconds of that show.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.
Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)
*shrug* I want most of Congress impaled all along the Potomac, so whether a McCainiac dyke throws herself on the pyre makes less than zero difference to me.
Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (gQ74x)
New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.
Mark Kelly is the homosexual "astronaut" fake husband to Gabrielle Giffords.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (wM5Dx)
Whore.
To be fair, she might just be a slut
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)
It doesn't make sense. I bet she's lying. She would be the first person in line for birth control.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or
great disloyalty."
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Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)
yeah. i think we have all seen that people from all walks of life can be politically stupid, aka Dems.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (n13/j)
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Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)
I've been wondering about this myself. In the UK during the last Labour convention the three Jewish delegates had to be escorted by armed security due to threats from antisemites at the convention.
How much does it take before one admits he's been backing the wrong horse all along?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)
"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
I'll leave this here again. If you are wondering what banal, casual evil looks like, you can find it here. Link to the NYT from 2004:
https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: The Villages, America's Friendliest Home Town at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (V4+zP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
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They damn well should. But a more likely prediction is that this is more 2-tier justice.
Mmmm. Think about that. The Dems were the inventors of the two-tier justice in the South, and now they are the perpretrators of 2-tier justice in the modern age.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)
Now, to be fair, as a child star in Hollywood she was probably pimped out to vile fat executives so much her womb is polluted like Chernobyl. So that part was not her fault. That she is pretending to love it, potentially leading young women down her path, demands the harshest sentence reserved for betrayers in the ninth layer of hell.
Posted by: trev006 at Aug
Remember her co Star said how she knew what happened to her and said nothing.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (gObWN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
What do you mean doesn't make sense? The people who have lots of sex with different people tend not to be the most careful about using birth control.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (yOykd)
Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)
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Always a "classic..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (eGEVz)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (XkX6f)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
oy
and like someone up thread eluded to.. hollywood
she may have been an Esptein victim
I bet Epstein made sure they were all taken care of if pregnant, I mean abortions. Most were virgins. Sick f
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vEIlU)
New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.
Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)
AZ entered the Butt Dumb list of states when they voted McStain in the last time.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:56 PM (nuOac)
Joe Biden to do Peter Boyle "Puttin' On the Ritz" at the next debate...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (wM5Dx)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)
Paraphrasing whatever Trump said as "manipulating votes" is deliberately misleading.
Google "Manipulating voters" would be fair though.
Not unlike selective use of "voter fraud" in lieu of "vote fraud" when talking about stuffing ballot boxes. MSM says almost nobody is ever prosecuted for voter fraud meaning though voted multiple times.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
She already has two children.
They are the lucky ones, presumably.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (cqzjS)
With a mom like that? I honestly doubt it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM
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But what about his old shit?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (Dhht7)
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Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)
This is going to lead to all kinds of virtue-signalling by Jewish lefties.
I can hear the "How dare you(s)?" already.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 04:59 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2019 04:59 PM (XkX6f)
Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (2cfUo)
Log Cabin Republicans endorsed Trump, so she resigned from the board
Jennifer Horn was pushed right up to a line she swore she would never cross. Her GOP organization, where she sat on the board for several years, had just endorsed President Donald Trump for reelection, something she says she would never do herself. Faced with the thought of having to explain that decision to her children in the future, she chose to resign instead.
Horn, of New Hampshire, sent a letter to the chair and vice chair of the Log Cabin Republicans, a national LGBTQ organization, on Monday after the group announced its endorsement for Trump. In a Thursday commentary in The Washington Post, LCR chair Robert Kabel and vice-chair Jill Homan announced their endorsement, praising Trump for his "commitments to the United States, including taking bold actions that benefit the LGBTQ community."
boohoo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Marcus T
Golf clap.
And the race to the patent office is on!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (3oX+R)
Market them a bicycle helmets. You will get more sales.
Offer them in black too for antifa.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)
Considering that a former Google employee has testified that Google manipulated search results to benefit Hilary Clinton and the employee estimates 2.5 million voters were influenced by that manipulation, what is Trump saying that is false?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (6rjhq)
They probably don't teach their kids to be racist.
If I didn't know better, I might suspect that H'wood is pushing some kind of agenda with a show like "Mixed-ish," to turn people racist against each other, and even themselves.
If I didn't know better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (eGEVz)
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Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)
This is going to lead to all kinds of virtue-signalling by Jewish lefties."
What's fun to watch is that Trump and Netanyahu are bringing the internal Jewish civil war into the open. It's been going on for a while, now it's out there. There saying you can either be a faithful Jew, and supportive of Israel - or you can be a Democrat. No more in between.
The left has gone full Joo Hate, and they are pointing it out.
I can hear the "How dare you(s)?" already.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (2cfUo)
My guess is ol Neal is in his seventies at least. Probably Biden's drinking buddy.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (6rjhq)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)
boohoo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
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Mr. Neutron continues to "divide us".
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Forest G at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (A2L5A)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ahsp6y
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (7jTtI)
Whoa, hold on there before you accept the "log cabins'" "endorsement" as sincere.
I'll bet my left nut it is Not A Sincere endorsement.
It's a ploy to drive a wedge between the president and "evangelicals."
The Log Cabin "Republicans" are a fraud organization. They're leftists.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wM5Dx)
Posted by: Jeff Carter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (eeyFM)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: James T. Kirk's Male Member at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (rxbgV)
... LCR chair Robert Kabel and vice-chair Jill Homan announced their endorsement, praising Trump for his "commitments to the United States, including taking bold actions that benefit the LGBTQ community."
boohoo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
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This is probably easier for the gays than for the Jews, if I had to guess. The Pulse Nightclub incident, the people who perpetrated it, the people who enabled it, the philosophy that encouraged it - and which party is aligned with all of those - is pretty easy to understand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 05:04 PM (0OmEj)
Whoa, hold on there before you accept the "log cabins'" "endorsement" as sincere.
I'll bet my left nut it is Not A Sincere endorsement.
It's a ploy to drive a wedge between the president and "evangelicals."
The Log Cabin "Republicans" are a fraud organization. They're leftists.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wM5Dx)
Sugar, brown food coloring and pectin. The real thing, for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (wclv0)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)
That's not a blancmange; it's... PASTE!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (6rjhq)
Faultless logic. It's one or the other.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (rxbgV)
"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
Not immediate fun, more like deferred gratification.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 05:07 PM (1g7ch)
what banal, casual evil looks like, you can find it here. Link to the
NYT from 2004:
https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)
Yes, evil indeed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)
Old and white.
We're the party of the future
Minorities too.
Old and white
Old and white.
Make your choice,
You Dusky Young Voters!
Posted by: New Democratic Party Anthem at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Q3dyo)
PETA stands up for the rats of Baltimore.
https://bit.ly/30ljbIF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
He'll get his chance to pull the plug in the nursing home some day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM
Assuming the right settings, of course.
Posted by: IKEA Fixa at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (rxbgV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM
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But what about his old shit?
Posted by: olddog in mo"
Knew. Knew dammit!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (H46wA)
Isn't Kenneth P. Vogel one of those MDs that you see profiled as "Best in Class" in the airline magazines stuffed in the seat pocket?
Skymall Magazine IS, after all, the go-to source for Hammacher Schlemmer's "The Best" positional stuff.
I'm convinced.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (wM5Dx)
Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (k1+vk)
Posted by: New York Times Headlines, 2021 at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (V4+zP)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (rxbgV)
Urk. Log Cabin is haram on everything. Get some real maple syrup.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)
Also, Jean-Luc Picard is pregnant?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2019 05:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
She's well over 45 (born 72) so little chance of that. And it seems odd that both were in her 21st year might be that one or both were earlier than that and she's fudging the date.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2019 05:12 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: actualneurosurgeon at August 20, 2019 05:17 PM (tUJQp)
Taylor is what you get when you indulge your 14 year old daughter who dreams of being a rock star and songwriter by moving your family, sans Dad who still has to work to provide for the family, to Nashville. You then allow her to sit with adult males into the wee hours writing songs, talking about life, and dragging on joints, etc. By the time she's sixteen, your a stage mom, dragging along while she opens concerts for people such as Toby Keith. And then she becomes this big , ungodly wealthy recording artist, whose entire teenage years were obliterated so she appears to this day to be trapped in perpetual 17 year old boys are awful type of emotional stagnation.
She can't stay involved with anyone for more than a few months, it always ends in hysterics and a song describing what an asshole she dated. So now she's gone into politicking, and believing she knows about a world in which she herself, since age 14 has only known the ability to buy whatever she wants, wear high fashion, buy mansions, defy record labels, music distriubtors, etc. drive fancy cars and have a cadre of help catering to her every whim.
She is no different than other "child stars" who are screwed up, other than she hasn't jumped on a wrecking ball naked, bragged about her abortions, cut her hair off with a set of clippers before she ran into the street, etc.
But it's coming.
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The Brain of Morbius
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