The Surgeon Who Performed Two Operations To Fix Joe Biden's Defective Brain: I Can Assure You That Joe Biden's Brain Is, For the Moment, "Functioning"

The man who frequently loses his chain of thought and speaks in gibberish and who is increasingly kept "cloistered" by his staff to keep the public from seeing more of his cognitive disabilities has a brain that is, arguably, "functioning"?

That's the most Biden's doctor can say in support of his brain? That it's currently "functioning"?

And that his brain isn't any worse than it used to be, when he was also, um, special?

How very unreassuring.

Deliberately unreassuring? Who can say, who can say.

But it is interesting, some of have pointed out, that Barack Obama won't endorse him.

Is Obama not as reassured by Biden's "functioning" brain as he'd like to be?

bidenbrain

If you're worried that a guy who started out as a dummy might not be up to being president as his already cognitively-suspect brain experiences a quickening tempo of age-related, inevitable deterioration, don't worry, says the Democrat Public Relations firm called Politico.

Biden isn't super-old -- he's a super-ager. He just gets younger and smarter every year!

From the people who brought you Funemployment, now comes super-aging:

[C]oncerns about Biden’s age and mental fitness are likely overblown, according to experts on aging and the brain, as well as actuarial tables used by the insurance industry to estimate the health and longevity of customers.

The two brain aneurysms Biden suffered in 1988 were fully treated and he showed no signs of mental trouble as a result, said Dr. Neal Kassell, who performed the surgery on Biden three decades ago. Nor did Biden suffer any brain damage that could come back to haunt him in old age, Kassell said.


"He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven't seen any change," Kassell said. I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever."

...


For someone of Sanders' age and gender, the study pegs the chances of surviving a four-year term at 76.8 percent. The corresponding figures for the other candidates are Biden at 79.2 percent, Weld at 83.6 percent, Trump at 84.8 percent and Warren at 91.8 percent.

Olshansky said the older candidates could belong to a group of what are called "superagers," people who live into their 80s but show a mental sharpness as if they were in their 50s or 60s.

Emily Rogalski, a Northwestern University neuroscientist and associate psychiatry and behavioral sciences professor who specializes in studying superagers, said it’s exceedingly difficult to "determine someone’s cognitive abilities simply by knowing someone's chronological age."

...

"It's difficult to comment specifically on any one individual's cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical history," she said.


Really? That surprises me. Because MSNBC hosts like Niccole Wallace and their guests do it literally every single week.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:55 PM




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1 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (l9mVC)

2 SCREAM AND LEAP!

(-- Joey B., onto a jar of paste)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)

3 "Parts of Mr. Biden's brain appeared to be missing, but they were not important parts."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (Mouru)

4 Sharp as a bowling ball.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:56 PM (l9mVC)

5 Reminds me of a Hillary aide cheerfully declaring she's a "champion napper."

Uh, that's not a selling point.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (bDqIh)

6 with points up to here

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (nuOac)

7
when your mouth starts to drool
and you babble like a fool
that's a-Biden....

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (PbpT7)

8 Has anyone asked "Dr" Bandy Lee to comment?

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (8erNz)

9 Well, this is priceless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ycWCI)

10 I have a functioning brain.

I should be President!

Posted by: Sexless Robowaif at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (CPk08)

11 Yeah, no special pleading here. Nope nope nope.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

12 Has anyone here EVAH ...asked someone bound to a wheel chair to stand up and take a bow?

Posted by: DAWG at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (lMn1U)

13 Doctor Who performed the operation on Biden? With a sonic screwdriver?

Gave him the personality and charm of a Dalek.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (hvf9s)

14 Reminds me of a Hillary aide cheerfully declaring she's a "champion napper."

Uh, that's not a selling point.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (bDqIh)



Bitch can sleep through anything.

Posted by: J. Christopher Stevens at August 20, 2019 03:58 PM (Mouru)

15 i'm pulling for Old Mentally Deteriorating Joe, because I don't think he'll actually make it to the elections without experiencing a serious mental problem, and I think it would be pretty awesome to watch the Democrats arguing about forceably replacing him in September.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)

16 Despite the demonstrable cognitive difficulties displayed by Joe Biden clearly Donald Trump is the one with a problem.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (l9mVC)

17 IT'S SCIENCE YOU KLAN WINGNUTSZ!1!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (cXh4F)

18 Brain, brain... What is brain?

Posted by: that chick from Star Trek at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (htYvY)

19 Wait, is Politico's argument that Biden is Benjamin Button?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ycWCI)

20 Coming from the same people who attacked Sarah Palin when no one in history has ever cared about a VP slot before because she was a heartbeat away from becoming president when frail John McCain was going to kick the bucket any day now.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2019 03:59 PM (Dh1wo)

21 >>>18 Brain, brain... What is brain?
Posted by: that chick from Star Trek

The brain is the general who sends marching orders to my penis. Here, let me show you.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)

22 Joe can count to potato just as well now as he could 31 years ago!

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (sm6Pk)

23 I read that headline as "Doctor Who performed two operations to fix Biden's Brain".

I doubt even the sonic screwdriver could fix Biden's brain.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (ejd/p)

24 I saw Sexless Robowaif open for Joe Biden's Brain at the Roxy in 81.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (CPk08)

25 "every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago"

That bad, huh?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (xPl2J)

26 Did the doc say there were no signs of his brain being abby normal?

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

27 I fixed a rake handle with some wire and duct tape.
Worked ok, for a while.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (88+cf)

28 "Switch on the box Mr. Spock is on the table
Dr. McCoy is unable to connect his brain
Sweatin' and strainin'
Well it seemed so simple at the time"

Posted by: Semisonic at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

29 Lol. Biden's a functional, hair sniffing, confused idiot. He needs an ink block test.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (wclv0)

30 "When I gave Mr. Biden the good news, he responded enthusiastically by requesting a turtle."

-- Neal Kassell, M.D.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (Mouru)

31 Somehow I don't think this will have the effect they intended.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

32 25 "every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago"

That bad, huh?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM (xPl2J)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (ycWCI)

33 >>>23 I read that headline as "Doctor Who performed two operations to fix Biden's Brain".

I read it that way too, when I was about to publish it, and sat there wondering, "When did I write a post about Doctor Who?"

I had a real "Joe Biden Moment," is what I'm saying.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (PbpT7)

34 Considering 0bama's record on endorsements he may doing Biden a favor by not endorsing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9KWbU)

35 I would like a constitutional amendment to make retirement mandatory from all federal positions, both appointed and elected , at age 72. If elected, you can serve out your term.


Maybe the only drawback is I assume we would be seeing a lot of 40 year olds being nominated to the benches.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (+bKWx)

36 in brain we trust

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nizGE)

37 Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??

I never heard of this.

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)

38 Someone said there was a nude Biden's Brain on this thread.

I'm not sure why I came to look.

The word nude, does it every time.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (37IEG)

39 The guy who's the Ds best hope of beating Trump can't be let loose in public because he won't find his way home.

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (+aaIl)

40 Ha, a super-ager. Remember when Hillary was described as robust? Except when she was falling over which you couldn't notice because you're a sexist jerk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

41 >>>37 Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??

I never heard of this.
Posted by: dantesed

...

the aneurysm so nice he had to fix it twice.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (PbpT7)

42 I read it that way too, when I was about to publish it, and sat there wondering, "When did I write a post about Doctor Who?"

I had a real "Joe Biden Moment," is what I'm saying.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (PbpT7)

Are we talking Tom Baker Who, Tennant Who, or the Chick Who?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (ycWCI)

43 I'll Brain Wrestle all of you assholes in The Octagon!

Posted by: Strokin Joe at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (88+cf)

44 The Trump vs. Biden debates.

Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)

45 Whoa, what's with all this right-wing conspiracy theorizing about brain aneurysms causing brain damage?

Only right wing nutjobs could think a burst blood vessel in the brain might cause brain damage.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (hdzef)

46 Wait until the Democrats choose their nominee.

If they are in their 60's or younger, it will be Trump Alzheimers! 24/7.

They have no dignity.

Posted by: rd at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (EK+Pw)

47 Did you know that the brain is the only thing that named itself?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

48 >>>40 Ha, a super-ager. Remember when Hillary was described as robust?

POWERING THROUGH!!!

Posted by: Every Single Leftwing Corporate Media worker in September 2016 at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (PbpT7)

49 too bad we can't merge Rev Al's resist we much in here some'ole whichaway

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nizGE)

50 Everything being normal the radiologist will say, nothing remarkable. Radiologist saying that his brain is functioning is a remarkable.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nuOac)

51

Joe Biden, sharp as a mushroom and nearly as intelligent.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (KATBx)

52 The brain surgery eliminated his insistence that he was Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (+bKWx)

53 Obama won't endorse Biden because he is white and Barky is racist.
That is my opinion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (ufFY8)

54 Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??

I never heard of this.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)


It's okay. They caught most of it in a bucket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Mouru)

55 So he had two lobotomies? Makes sense.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

56 If I only had a brainnnnnnn

Posted by: Joe Biden, as teh Scarcrow at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (NgKpN)

57 These people will float the idea that Trump, the man that constantly outmaneuvers them, is senile.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Mevy0)

58 37
Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??



I never heard of this.

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:01 PM (88xKn)

We gt rid of 'em. Muscling in on our territory...This brain is ours, and no poncy vascular lesion is going to ruin it for us.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Neurofibrillary Tangles at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk08)

59
"Parts of Mr. Biden's brain appeared to be missing, but they were not important parts."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Parts: The Clonus Horror

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

60 If they let Joey out of the bag, it's going to be so much fun to watch! Popcorn popped!!

Posted by: mymind at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (CM4bS)

61 >>"It's difficult to comment specifically on any one individual's cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical history," she said.


Yeah, since when?

Posted by: Semisonic at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

62 I guess the NFL's concussion worries are way overblown.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (+bKWx)

63 Did you see how Hillary Clinton kept her core contracted and her spine straight when her Secret Service agents were tossing her into the SUV like she was a bag of potatoes?

That's because of all the planks she does.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)

64 OT and late to the TSwift convo, because work is a pain:

If it makes you feel better, Ace, I suspect we have reached peak Taylor Swift. Endorsing idiotic lefty politicians, and then not succeeding as a kingmaker for them, was a move of pure idiotic hubris. She has broken her nonpartisan brand and alienated half the people that buy her stuff. I know the 4chan ppl were sad, they thought she was a secret republican.

Becoming friends with creepy Lena Dunham, and then being brainwashed by her feminist lies, is a hellufa drug.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (hvf9s)

65

Biden is his same old, stupid as a rock self.

He hasn't changed since the brain operations, he was always this daft.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

66 Biden 2020: He's Functional

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (j3npP)

67 Here he is 31 years ago misremembering his law school credentials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho


"I would be delighted to sit down and compare my clay ashtray to yours, Frank. I won awards for having the happiest clay ashtray in the special class, and I am sure my ashtray is nicer than your." - J. Biden

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (LWu6U)

68 Well, it keeps his heart beating and his diaphragm pumping so much like a lizards brain it is marginally functional. As long as he is kept in clean diapers he will out think the other Democrats.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (7jTtI)

69 Shiniest tool in the shed.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:04 PM (K22Va)

70
I can imagine the doctor visit went something like this.

https://tinyurl.com/yykrvpgy

Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (t6XCL)

71 get that Vance broad to start spouting off about Trump and the 25th, oh wait.

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nizGE)

72 Can we just get around to their damn primary so Hillary can come save them and we can dispense with all these stupid polls of who's on first and Hiawatha's on Second and Buttboy is on his third in the locker room?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

73 "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven't seen any change," Kassell said.
______________

Surgeons only see patients in relation to the surgery. So this Kassell guy hasn't seen Biden as a patient in over 3 decades.

Why should I care what he says?

Anyway, Biden was a dimwit 31 years ago, so saying he's still as sharp as a dimwit isn't really very reassuring.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (k4dH2)

74 Don't look now but-

THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!!!!

A terrible Hair Plug Surgery accident which made Joe Biden look like fellow socialist Adolph Hitler nearly cost Joe his life, but-

THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!!!!

A future historical record follows-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f88DAXzcozo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlRqPMRvkAw

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (SHtRW)

75 44 The Trump vs. Biden debates.
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)

Joe's brain attacked him twice! Low T and sad!

Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

76 Brain and Brain what is Brain!!

Posted by: Biden's Brain at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (qAR6u)

77 They say you only use 10% of your brain.
Hell, I still have at least 30%.

Posted by: Strokin Joe at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (88+cf)

78 I love this.
Many people did not know Biden had all of this surgery on his brain!

LOL, people will take a step back and think about this. He's weak.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)

79 I work. Brain good. No bad brain, only good brain.

Posted by: Biden Brain at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (hdzef)

80 Part of me wants Biden to get the nomination, because he's obviously in decline and he won't be able to campaign effectively in a year.

I don't think he's effectively campaigning now, and I imagine he's going to embarrass himself in a constant stream until February and the Iowa caucuses, though. He won't win a single state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (iikV8)

81 Dr Frankenstein always assures us his work is completed

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

82 >>>Here he is 31 years ago misremembering his law school credentials


He sure has grown a lot of hair since then. What's his secret?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xPl2J)

83 Joe's opening statement at the next debate:

I can eat fifty eggs!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (kTF2Z)

84 His brain was easy to fix because so much of it had never been used.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (xfb67)

85 Yup,

Sharpest Knife in the six pack.

Posted by: Don Q at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

86 Heh. At least Biden can climb and descend stairs. So twice as electable as the last Dem nominee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

87 I know this is Politico doing their best to prop-up the guy they think has the best chance of beating the Bad OrangeMan, but I honestly don't think it's going to have the desired effect.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:06 PM (77WPm)

88 72 Can we just get around to their damn primary so Hillary can come save them and we can dispense with all these stupid polls of who's on first and Hiawatha's on Second and Buttboy is on his third in the locker room?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

=========

It is known.

Brokered convention. Enough super delegates in her pocket to ensure a second ballot that doesn't nominate anyone.

She gets the nomination on the 137th ballot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)

89

The Brain of Morbius

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (aKsyK)

90 So how do they explain away his short temper, sudden fits of anger and the need to clutch someone when he gets in that state?

And what about the need for side-boob?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (wclv0)

91 http://bit.ly/2KT4Hcs
*******
New info. implicates former CIA director for targeting George Papadopoulos - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (BqBId)

92 Wait, he has had 2 brain surgeries?? That explains a lot.

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

93 >>> I had a real "Joe Biden Moment," is what I'm saying.

At least you didn't have a Fredo moment and flip a table over it.

*high fives RedMindBlueState for tapping into the same HordeMind*

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (hvf9s)

94 a vote for Pinky and non-sequitors

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)

95 There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata !

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (+bKWx)

96 If you're approaching 29, you may remember how all the armchair neurosurgeons were sure Reagan had Alzheimer's

If you're younger, you'd have to read a banned history book to know of the "I won't use my opponents youth and inexperience against him" moment in the debate.

Democrats: The only things older than our attacks and our candidate are our ideas.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (k81AA)

97 94 a vote for Pinky and non-sequitors
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)

==========

Where's the Brain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)

98 Man, there's nothin' to eat here!

Posted by: DC Zombie Colony on Biden's stree at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (qAR6u)

99 Biden 2020 - He's OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)

100 Dr. Vogel? I got that brain you wanted for spare parts.

Belonged to an A. B. Normal.

Posted by: I Gor, Registered Nurse at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

101 He's smarter than a bag of hammers!

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (K22Va)

102 Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?

Igor: [pause, then] No.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby... Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (77WPm)

103 The Trump vs. Biden debates.
Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:02 PM (K3B2k)

Will they be the first debates ever called on a TKO?

Or when Joe actually loses it and takes a swing at PDT?

Posted by: rd at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (EK+Pw)

104 What surgeon wants a lawsuit?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (2LelM)

105 So, Pete is ahead in the Corn Pole?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:08 PM (37IEG)

106 Good news for trump! Illegal alien voter has been found in california and is being prosecuted in sacramento for voting for trump and other republicans gustafo lerma says he loves trump and wanted to vote for even though he is an illegal alien. In arizona a woman was found who voted for mitt romney twice. The a.g. after spending millions of dollars looking for illegal aliens voting for democrats this is the only person they found. trumps disbanded voter fraud commission found only 31 cases of voter fraud by voters since 2000 election mostly republican convicted felons voting for republicans.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Udj1W)

107 97 94 a vote for Pinky and non-sequitors
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (nizGE)

==========

Where's the Brain?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV

Trying to take over the world, of course!

Posted by: Don QQQ... at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

108 The Dims like to say Trump is dysfunctional while their candidates are really quite sincerely dysfunctional. Joe is a drooling tard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (7jTtI)

109 Anyone make a hippocampus joke yet?

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (yOykd)

110 I have a g-g-g-ood brain!

Posted by: Simple Joe: Once upon a time, there was a retard at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Izzlo)

111 Trump should do that as a gag. He should pretend to forget something and say "oh man, I just had a Joe Biden moment".

Turn his name into a verb.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (wclv0)

112 This reminds me of the Futurama episode where Fry eats the egg salad sandwich from the space truck stop. If you listen to the commentary from the episode, the creator remarks that the episode was based off a colleague who got a tape worm and how when he found out, he said 'She did seem smarter with it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (ycWCI)

113 8 years of watching "Leading from behind" Obama delay and avoid making a choice, choosing to instead do nothing and see how it pans out (Benghazi, much?)

Obama doesn't want to endorse a loser, and right now the chances are 20whatever:1 he endorses the losing Dem candidate.

He will endorse . . . whoever wins the nomination as if he was behind him/her the entire time.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

114 I notice the doctor didn't say anything about all that plastic surgery. I figure the skin has been pulled so tight that it's cutting off circulation to his neocortex.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (ed8K1)

115 Is this why Joe sniffs girls hair then ?

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (88xKn)

116 Meanwhile .....at the exam room:

DR. VOGEL: (Holds up 2 fingers) Mr. Vice President, How many genders are there?

JOE BIDEN: At least 3

Posted by: DAWG at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (lMn1U)

117

Joe Biden's new campaign song, just like the old campaign song:

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rainAnd my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'al
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)

118 I don't remember that episode of Doctor Who

Posted by: Mike D at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (rS5vj)

119 Speaking of drooling, mouth-breathing stupid...

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (77WPm)

120 We all know the sign of the most powerful nation on Earth is to elect a commander in chief who has had numerous brain operations and has trouble speaking i coherent sentences.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (wGbBR)

121 Not Abby Normal Brain. Vote Biden!

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (2LelM)

122 Joe needs to find the Great Wizard. He can help.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (7jTtI)

123 The Party of Science

Fauxcohontas: I do not have Indian DNA/blood!

Biden: I have a functioning brain!


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)

124 Olshansky said the older candidates could belong to a group of what are called "superagers," people who live into their 80s but show a mental sharpness as if they were in their 50s or 60s.




They just make up bullshit like they own the factory.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (WCfRV)

125 "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago"
Why doesn't this make me feel better?

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (n13/j)

126 Wait a minute, Joe Biden has had 2 aneurysms??

"well, technically speaking the procedure is brain damage,... but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking - nothing you'll miss..."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (LWu6U)

127 113 8 years of watching "Leading from behind" Obama delay and avoid making a choice, choosing to instead do nothing and see how it pans out (Benghazi, much?)

Obama doesn't want to endorse a loser, and right now the chances are 20whatever:1 he endorses the losing Dem candidate.

He will endorse . . . whoever wins the nomination as if he was behind him/her the entire time.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

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If there's a clear winner before the actual nomination, of course, he will endorse then. I think that you implied that, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (iikV8)

128
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)
I want him to explain why the ocean is near the shore.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG)

129
Interestingly, they filmed Biden's brain surgery.

It was an experimental technique:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfBDKiw1ac


Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (SHtRW)

130 Sometimes you have to lobotomize both sides to get a Dem prez candidate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (r+sAi)

131 I never paid attention to Biden until just after 911 - and that fuck went on TV to council all of us on not falling victim to 'emotional responses' and 'retribution' against an enemy who'd just murdered thousands of our countrymen.

I loath Biden with a passion for that alone.

Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (K3B2k)

132 Oh...I love Dr. Who.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (cqNba)

133

The Man With Two Brain Surgeries with Steve Martin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (aKsyK)

134 123 The Party of Science

Fauxcohontas: I do not have Indian DNA/blood!

Biden: I have a functioning brain!


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)

Castro: Abortions for men!

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (Izzlo)

135 1988? Even his aneurysms are old.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

136 20 minutes to Wapner.

Posted by: rainmando at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (WCfRV)

137 According to my research, watching hm on TV, Biden has a disease called Brain Not Good, the prognosis is for continued mumbling, stumbling and groping.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (4e+hS)

138 I changed the headline to "The Surgeon Who..."

The "Doctor Who" was just too annoying. It kept causing parsing errors in my Joe Biden-like brain.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (PbpT7)

139 135 1988? Even his aneurysms are old.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

LMAO

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

140 Taylor Swift in the sidebar: A lovely girl, in her early days a good
songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full
Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor
article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics. On one pic is a
quote from her to the effect that "the only people not having their
rights stripped from them are straight white cisgendered males."

Uh,
TayTay baby, the people who are losing their rights ARE the straight
white males. Everybody else is getting privileges left, right, and
sideways.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ClOmq)

141 Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Udj1W)

But I see your brain surgery wasn't as successful.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (+bKWx)

142 Did the doctor get his heart, lungs and his head bolted on right as well?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (BbGew)

143 So, how old is the doc? How does he handle that clock test?

Posted by: Ever at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (uFCZe)

144 "Hold your nose and vote for Joe!" -- Biden's wife

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (qaN/p)

145 So Biden isn't handicapped, he's incompetent. Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (xfb67)

146 And meanwhile, we are being told Trump has Alzheimer's.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Lqy/e)

147 When you have to gain some IQ

To be dumb as a shoe

That's Joe Biden,,,

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Izzlo)

148 144 "Hold your nose and vote for Joe!" -- Biden's wife
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 04:12 PM (qaN/p)

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They're plagiarizing Mitt Romney's campaign!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV8)

149 Was it 1988 when Biden kept telling people that he was sure he was smarter than them?

It was to laugh.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (WCfRV)

150 "It's difficult to comment specifically on any one individual's
cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical
history," she said.


Said nobody talking about Trump, ever.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (77WPm)

151 http://bit.ly/2Mr3EUc
********
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)

152 So, Joe underwent brain salad surgery?

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (88xKn)

153 the parts of the brain that got surgery had zero effect on Biden's cognitive ability ... those parts were not functioning before, or after the surgery.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

154 87 I know this is Politico doing their best to prop-up the guy they think has the best chance of beating the Bad OrangeMan, but I honestly don't think it's going to have the desired effect.
___________________

I'm really hoping Biden does get the nomination, because it's inevitable that he will say something so unbelievably stupid that even the MSM won't be able to spin it for him, and millions of Dim voters will shake their heads and wonder if they can force themselves to vote for this obviously senile loon, even if not doing so means OrangeManBad gets a second term.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

155 >>> Part of me wants Biden to get the nomination, because he's obviously in decline and he won't be able to campaign effectively in a year.

Voter fraud will be so rampant in 2020, and I fear a donk candidate winning despite the will of the people. Biden as pres would make King George III, the literal Mad King, look as wise as Solomon.


Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (hvf9s)

156 ocean><shore
ah, but then you'd have to, you know, think a little more....

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (nizGE)

157 "I changed the headline to "The Surgeon Who..."


*Downtwinkles*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (cqNba)

158 151 http://bit.ly/2Mr3EUc
********
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)

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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV8)

159 His handlers should have him lay off the lists.

First, I'm not really that old
Second, my brain is just as good as it was 30 years ago
Fifth, my first day in office I'm gonna beat Donald Trump!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (kTF2Z)

160 Unless Dr. Vinnie Boombotz gives his full report, we may never know.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (u6xw0)

161 140 Taylor Swift in the sidebar: A lovely girl, in her early days a good
songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full
Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor
article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics.

------

Two small breasts, two skinny legs and a left wing - she's like a bad bucket of fried chicken

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (Izzlo)

162 Joe has stupid in reserve. He hordes it like money. Thats why he is a liberal.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (7jTtI)

163 But Trump has a BMI of 30 so you know....IMPEACH!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (FiUMj)

164 Wait a minute, the doctor is pulling a Bill Clinton here.
He says his brain is as well now as 1988, but who says in 1988 he wasn't all but brain dead? Seems to my memory he was and always has been.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)

165 122 Joe needs to find the Great Wizard. He can help.
*********
More like the Great Gazoo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (BqBId)

166 I mean really shouldn't we really be looking at Biden's history of butt injuries?

cos that's where his actual brain is

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Rarvo)

167 "Hold your nose and vote for Joe!" -- Biden's wife


Because aggressive aroma?

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (88+cf)

168 This must be the part where the guy at the support desk types "Working As Intended" into the form and closes the ticket.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)

169 I bet Obama is doing a giant face palm right now.

Imagine. This is the guy talking about your legacy and trying to use it as an imprimatur for his election.

In fact, I think Obama just punched himself in the face.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wclv0)

170 168 This must be the part where the guy at the support desk types "Working As Intended" into the form and closes the ticket.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)

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"But it's still broken!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (iikV8)

171 He may be old, brain-damaged and a retard, but he's not Trump! Biden 2020!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0pG7a)

172 This must be the part where the guy at the support desk types "Working As Intended" into the form and closes the ticket.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Clxcy)

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (77WPm)

173 taylor swift is creepy looking for some reason? like an alien

ANYWAY I love this new SuperAger thing! I'm totally using that. Now that I'm almost 29!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Rarvo)

174 "Hold your nose and vote for Joe!" -- Biden's wife
_________________

No, no, I said you'll have to "swallow" and vote for Joe!

Hey, that's how I got him!

Posted by: "Dr." Jill Biden at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (k4dH2)

175 169 I bet Obama is doing a giant face palm right now.

Imagine. This is the guy talking about your legacy and trying to use it as an imprimatur for his election.

In fact, I think Obama just punched himself in the face.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wclv0)

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He just needed to pick someone halfway decent back in 2008, and he ended up with Joe farkin' Biden, one of the most useless and chronically incorrect Senators in American history.

I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV8)

176 "Wait a minute, the doctor is pulling a Bill Clinton here.
He says his brain is as well now as 1988, but who says in 1988 he wasn't all but brain dead? Seems to my memory he was and always has been."

See...

Skip knows how this shit works

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (cqNba)

177 Gentlemen we can rebuild his wreck of a brain.

*music*
Faster ...
Stronger ...
We have the technology.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Mevy0)

178 it will not be Joe

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (1XAal)

179 That endorsement reminds me of a famous old clip of Earl Long, Huey's younger brother, who had a colorful career in Louisiana Politics. At one point his opponents got him committed to an asylum, but his people hired doctors to *certify* his sanity and let him back out. Next campaign, he chose to make a virtue of the incident, and there's still film of Earl Long making a campaign speech, saying "My opponent say I'm crazy! that you don't know what I'll do! But I got this certificate right here (pulls out piece of paper) By a Certified Professional Doctor, and he says I am Sane! this is the Proof!!! Now my opponent, does he have a piece of paper? No he Don't! He's the one you don't know about, I say HE'S Crazy! And he can't prove no different!!! I can!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Kpl3J)

180 Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)

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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV



Cripes.

I don't suppose Vogel can give Rombley the Biden treatment can he?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (SHtRW)

181 158 151 http://bit.ly/2Mr3EUc
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Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
*********
COC RINOe Williard to the Rescue
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (BqBId)

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He's not going to run for re-election, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:13 PM (iikV

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Utah voters knew what they were getting and happily voted for him. They'll vote for him again. SLC is a very liberal place and growing with a yuuuge influx of Californians transplants.

See also Idaho and Montana. The mountain west red states of 2019 are not what they were 10 or 20 years ago.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)

182 Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Udj1W)

Millions of your fellow illegal aliens as well as non-citizens with green cards are registered on voting rolls in Motor Voter states, and vote regularly, raimondo.

Your Democrat Party friends and the Soros-friendly press cover for them, and protect the voter rolls from being audited for non-citizen voters.


Aren't you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (sy5kK)

183 >>According to my research, watching hm on TV, Biden has a disease called Brain Not Good, the prognosis is for continued mumbling, stumbling and groping.


"Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?"

Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

184 Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners

We can start by taking that Bourgeoiseshevik's Dachas away and giving them to real proletariat...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Clxcy)

185 20 Dem candidates ... doc is voting for the only one he knows has a functioning brain. OK, that kinda makes sense ... but then he faces Trump, the very stable genius ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Cus5s)

186 Operations not maker me gropey. Already groper before was broken. Fixed now. Gropey like new!

Posted by: Biden Brain at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (hdzef)

187 http://bit.ly/2KZ7jWa
*******
REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)

188 Reminds me of the Babylon headline:

'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller
Biden Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

189 Taylor lives in a bubble. She has no experience in the real world. She is very ignorant about the world. She hasnt actually learned anything since high school and is buoyed up by the adoration of the equally ignorant. You cannot expect intelligent decisions of her.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (7jTtI)

190 Hey if I wanted to eat a half assed brain, I'd go to Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Zombie Regular joe at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (6/uwW)

191 I couldn't name a single Taylor Swift song. We had fake country singers that went pop way back in the 80s and did it better. Is Taylor Swift any better than Juice Newton? I doubt it.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (n13/j)

192 He just needed to pick someone halfway decent back in 2008, and he ended up with Joe farkin' Biden, one of the most useless and chronically incorrect Senators in American history.

I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV

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He won twice. So how do you figure he made a bad choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

193 Again thanks Utah for fk'n nothing

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)

194 Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening - Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
That strategy worked really well for Felonious, Rmoney. Once again, disgracing my 3-past votes for this POS.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)

195 So when will Brennan announce his candidacy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (2LelM)

196 Taylor swift would be the eff choice in most marry-eff-kill questions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Mevy0)

197 "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago."

So still every bit as sharp as a peeled rotten banana smashed in a velvet bag, then. Got it.

Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (DCYln)

198 What brain did you get?
You won't get mad?
No, I won't be mad.
Abby Somebody. Yes, Abby Normal.
Your telling me I put in an abnormal brain in the Vice-President!

Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (7hzzD)

199 He won twice. So how do you figure he made a bad
choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy
less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

And he used to make fun of Joe to his face once he realized he was not important at all.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (n13/j)

200 I said every bit as "sharp."
I said nothing about impulse control, organizational skills, empathy or judgment.

Posted by: Dr. Mengele at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (koNhm)

201 When you have to write an article to convince people your candidate isn't brain damaged or senile, you should probably pick another candidate.

I'm not one of those experty political "strategists", but this one seems to be common sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (xfb67)

202 Well, the doc obviously didn't remove the part of his brain which controls smell.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

203 Taylor Swift was attacked in the Twatters for not being woke. This was late 2017, early 2018. Then in mid 2018 she suddenly got woke. I doubt she gives a fuck about it either way, but I'm guessing her advisers told her woke will sell more tickets than un-woke.

As usual, follow the money.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)

204 193
Again thanks Utah for fk'n nothing

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)

This. x1000

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)

205 You changed the headline and ruined my joke you dang blasted, dadgum, consarn FRIBBLE!

Posted by: Mike D at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (rS5vj)

206 Often the brain is never the same after injury and the
the risks increase after surgery that stops the injury, more so after an advanced age. Brain trauma and brain defects have a profound effect.

Brain problems seem like a disqualifying condition to me.


Saying all this Biden is a creepy old man. He looks alien to me. The plugs, the tan, the lifts the fake chompers all add up to a man that is in deep denial of his age.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (0OmEj)

207 187 http://bit.ly/2KZ7jWa
*******
REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)

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"We should be more like Europe."
-Elite Liberals, in a completely unrelated sentiment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (iikV8)

208 187 http://bit.ly/2KZ7jWa
*******
REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up


Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (88xKn)

209 Without those 2 brain surgeries Biden would have been Einstein reborn. After the surgeries he has no connection to relativity.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (CKc3A)

210 And he used to make fun of Joe to his face once he realized he was not important at all.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:20 PM (n13/j)

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That kinda goes for all VPs, right? Cheney being the exception.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)

211 "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago."

- Bowling ball
- Sack of wet mice
- A marble
A: Things that are sharper than Joe Gropey Biden

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (77WPm)

212 See also Idaho and Montana. The mountain west red states of 2019 are not what they were 10 or 20 years ago.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)


Er, Hillary got 27.6% in 2016.


Trump won MT by 20.


Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (MAstk)

213 192 He just needed to pick someone halfway decent back in 2008, and he ended up with Joe farkin' Biden, one of the most useless and chronically incorrect Senators in American history.

I know I don't have to say this to this crowd, but Jesus H. Christ...Obama was not good at making choices
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV

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He won twice. So how do you figure he made a bad choice? He needed an old white guy as as VP to make the young black guy less scary to on the fence white voters. And it worked.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

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Joe Biden is an idiot. If he any inkling that his VP was going to possibly be the one to carry on his legacy, he should have done better. This has nothing to do with how he won the 2008 and 2012 races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (iikV8)

214 What Romney would do for the coal miners is some BS college program, for jobs filled by H-1Bs.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Lqy/e)

215 Who's the cat that won't stroke out
When there's GOPers all about

*Joe*

Right on

You see this cat, Joe, is an autonomic mutha--

*Hush yo mouth*

but I'm talkin' bout Joe

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Zqz9o)

216 Yeah, if you f'ed with Cheney, he'd shoot you in the face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (xfb67)

217 If Biden would start wearing a beret no one would notice how stupid he is.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (2LelM)

218 REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up


Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:21 PM (88xKn)

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WE SWEAR WE HAD NO IDEA!!!!!
- Parents of the 12 yo girls, as they cash the checks and hang out with the beautiful people on yachts

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (FiUMj)

219 182 only 31 cases of voters voting illegally. trumps voter fraud commission disband after finding most of these 31 were republican convicted felons voting for republicans. I thought you would be happy they are prosecuting an illegal alien who voted for trump in california in 2016.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Udj1W)

220 Ooooh Senator, look at the little boobies on your daughter.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (r+sAi)

221 7


when your mouth starts to drool

and you babble like a fool

that's a-Biden....

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2019 03:57 PM (PbpT7)

When your brains in a funkAnd you grab some boys junkThat's a Biden

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

222 214 What Romney would do for the coal miners is some BS college program, for jobs filled by H-1Bs.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Lqy/e)

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#LearnToCode?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)

223 HE reminds me of that scene in The Pope of Greenwich Village where the clock repair man is going on the lamb (lam?) and tells his wife: "Nora, maybe I wasn't
the smartest kid on the block, huh?
I did the best I could, huh?
For the three of us."

And he did do alright for such an idiot. My question is, how many asses did he have to kiss to get there? He really is unqualified to run a shoe shine box, and yet somehow, there he is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (LWu6U)

224 >>"He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago."


When he was doing great things like plagiarizing and harassing Clarence Thomas?
Awesome.

Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at August 20, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

225 yes, because there's no one more severely conservative than convicted felons! FYI, most felons wouldn't vote if you put the ballot and pen in their hands. They don't care.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Lqy/e)

226 217 If Biden would start wearing a beret no one would notice how stupid he is.

A colander would be better.

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (88xKn)

227 Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

228 People mistake aggression for sharpness all the time.

"And that narrows it down to one"

I notice he didn't actually specify Joe "100% Delaware Fredo" Biden in this endorsement.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (TQyCa)

229 This is a Big F'n Deal!

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Zx6uT)

230 Joe Biden.

Be a damn shame if he had another aneurysm.

I miss Jeffrey.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Z+IKu)

231 217
How about a lampshade?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (7jTtI)

232 It'll be Bernie v Biden

oh my

old old vintage white men

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

233 He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven't seen any change," Kassell said. I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever."

As Foghorn Leghorn used to say: "Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball".

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

234 >>>"It's difficult to comment specifically on any one individual's cognitive status without knowing more deeply about their medical history," she said.
>>>Really? That surprises me. Because MSNBC hosts like Niccole Wallace and their guests do it literally every single week.

Yeah, but it's difficult for them.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (0kidi)

235 That kinda goes for all VPs, right? Cheney being the exception.

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That's because anyone fucks with me, I'll use their mother as a fucking condom.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

236 2 brain surgeries, Hair plugs and an Old Man Ball lift.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

237 OT:

The Matrix 4 is happening.

One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.

I'm...curious about what this could end up being.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV8)

238 219 182 only 31 cases of voters voting illegally. trumps voter fraud commission disband after finding most of these 31 were republican convicted felons voting for republicans. I thought you would be happy they are prosecuting an illegal alien who voted for trump in california in 2016.
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Udj1W)

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It's almost impossible to prove individual cases. Which is why the liberal myth of no voter fraud continues. Never mind that inner city precincts routinely have 102% voting or that anyone can walk into a polling place and claim to be anyone else on the list, without having to show ID. Shit like that can never be proven at the individual level.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (FiUMj)

239
Seriously, will anyone go to jail over this? It's sickening that these girls were treated like cargo.
Posted by: dantesed


Surely you jest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

240
When your aneurysm

Makes you terribly dim

That's a-Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (SHtRW)

241 "A colander would be better."

Why would a beret wear a colander?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (cqNba)

242 Romney never once campaigned on any of the things he now champions. In fact, he didn't really say much at all of any import. We all knew he was a squish, but no one knew he was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (K3B2k)

243 194
Mitt Romney Wants a Carbon Tax, Says Climate Change is Happening -
Insists He Will Work for Those 'Left Behind' Like Coal Miners
That strategy worked really well for Felonious, Rmoney. Once again, disgracing my 3-past votes for this POS.


Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)

Mitt promises to put a little mayo on that shit sandwich for PA coal miners.
Now shut up and eat it. Don't say Mitt never did anything for ya.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ymnmz)

244 BUT TRUMP SAID PUSSY!!!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (d7Ww2)

245 161
140 Taylor Swift in the sidebar: A lovely girl, in her early days a good

songwriter though never a great singer . . . but she has gone full

Leftist. Miss Linda gets Vogue, and I flipped through the Taylor

article to see if there were any good (i.e., hot) pics.


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Two small breasts, two skinny legs and a left wing - she's like a bad bucket of fried chicken

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019

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Nice hind paws though, which the chicken can't boast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq)

246 Speaking of retards.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (7jTtI)

247 "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago."

31 years ago he was under anesthesia and shut down because of an aneurysm. What exactly are you trying to tell us?

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (Zo1XC)

248 235
That kinda goes for all VPs, right? Cheney being the exception.



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That's because anyone fucks with me, I'll use their mother as a fucking condom.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Or take them hunting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)

249 242 Romney never once campaigned on any of the things he now champions. In fact, he didn't really say much at all of any import. We all knew he was a squish, but no one knew he was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (K3B2k)

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I'm really getting the impression that he's going the Doug Jones route of YOSO and he has no intention of running for re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (iikV8)

250 225 yes, because there's no one more severely conservative than convicted felons! FYI, most felons wouldn't vote if you put the ballot and pen in their hands. They don't care.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Lqy/e)

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But remember elections are won at the margin. Say Florida has 500K felons. And of those 500K, 480K don't vote. But the 20K that do vote, they vote dem 18K - 2K. It matters very much in close elections.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)

251 I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV

I'm visualizing a steaming turd with lots of bells and whistles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)

252 251 I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV

I'm visualizing a steaming turd with lots of bells and whistles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)

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But, the bells and whistles will be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (iikV8)

253 He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven't seen any change,
I'm guessing neuroscientists test their patients before and after surgery to determine the exact amount of cognitive function they may have lost. In Biden's case, we probably don't have a good baseline, because he had unexpected emergency surgery. However, I'm guessing they have post-operation testing.
Sooooooo, can we see Biden's current cognitive function tests compared to his post-op testing from 31 years ago? Ya know, trust his brain surgeon but verify Biden's just as sharp as then?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (9t0Zz)

254 My father in law is all about letting the coal miners die, in the name of fighting the globals warmings!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (FiUMj)

255 every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago


*******

Dammit, the surgery was supposed to fix that

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Y4nFW)

256 @238 I prefer documentioned prosecutions over your supposition with out documentation making stuff up when you don't have proof.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Udj1W)

257 Joe Biden? I'd blow him.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)

258 raimondo himself, being a big party insider, spent about a month repeatedly telling us the plan for a Democrat victory in 2020 included (even more) massive voter fraud. Weird how he forgot all about that.

Posted by: memories at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (WwHot)

259
Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)

260 >>I'm...curious about what this could end up being.



Really? Matrix 2 and 3 didn't convince you the Wachowski "sisters" were totally out of ideas on this storyline?


Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (bDqIh)

261 It'll be Bernie v Biden

oh my

old old vintage white men
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



That oughta light up the hipsters in Portland and Seattle and the denizens of Berkeley. And the poc women of Compton and San Antonio.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (3oX+R)

262 My Brain Still Works!! Biden 2020!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (wclv0)

263 Documentioned, huh?

Speaking of drain bamage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)

264 barry picked slow joe because, at the time, barry was being compared to jfk, and thought he was jfk, and jfk picked and old white senior senator. barry thought slow joe would run the senate for him the way johnson did for jfk.

So the arrogant idiot was so stupid he could not see what a loser slow joe was and how inept he was at running the senate (thank God) and getting his agenda though.

barry was always embarrassed by slow joe and had to rely on the pedo.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (LWu6U)

265 He's every bit as sharp as he was right after the surgeries to fix to brain aneurisms.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)

266 203
Taylor Swift was attacked in the Twatters for not being woke. This was
late 2017, early 2018. Then in mid 2018 she suddenly got woke. I doubt
she gives a fuck about it either way, but I'm guessing her advisers told
her woke will sell more tickets than un-woke.



As usual, follow the money.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019

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. . .
Wasn't it Kid Rock that said she wants to be in movies (more of them than just Cats, he meant), so she's going Dem?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ClOmq)

267 Honestly, who the hell are they polling to show Biden beating Trump, Lithuanians?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (wclv0)

268 Will one of the other Ds call him a Fredo and then win when they explain it (3 times) and he goes Trans/Am?

You know Trump will if it comes to that.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (FhXTo)

269 Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Or take them hunting.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)


ha! There is a scene in one of the episodes of Patriot (tv show on Prime) where they Dick Cheney someone. lol It's funny.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)

270 260 >>I'm...curious about what this could end up being.



Really? Matrix 2 and 3 didn't convince you the Wachowski "sisters" were totally out of ideas on this storyline?


Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (bDqIh)

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I like the sequels more than most because I find the first one emptier than most people.

They're all just visually inventive action movies.

And there are some cool ideas in the sequels. They're hidden under way too much pretentiousness, but they're still there. The idea that there have been a succession of Matrices with their own "ones", and the one itself is just another form of control? Probably the best idea in all three movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (iikV8)

271
But remember elections are won at the margin. Say Florida has 500K felons. And of those 500K, 480K don't vote. But the 20K that do vote, they vote dem 18K - 2K. It matters very much in close elections.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)


We've had 7 full months of felons being allowed to register in FL.

Results? Dems have lost a few thousand and the Gop has gained a couple thousand.


It's early but after 7 full months conventional wisdom is wrong.

Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (MAstk)

272 MY! BRAIN! HURTS!

Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ymnmz)

273 256 @238 I prefer documentioned prosecutions over your supposition with out documentation making stuff up when you don't have proof.
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Udj1W)

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The old prove a negative gambit. LOL. Dude go away, you're acting extra idiotic today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (FiUMj)

274 237 OT:

The Matrix 4 is happening.

One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.

I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV

The whole thing was depicted as being cyclic. So why not just start a whole new cycle?

Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

275 I sued the surgeon
But they grated him immunity

Posted by: Little Joey's Brain at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (nuOac)

276 The vet who started Black Rifle Coffee is on with Shapiro promoting his new book "Thank you for my service". Cool title.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (K22Va)

277 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)

278
>repair man is going on the lamb
(lam?) and






I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep









Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ufFY8)

279 THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!

Posted by: Double feature with The Thing in the Closet, starring Obama at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (vScqA)

280 Biden 2020: He can still eat corn on the cob if someone scrapes it off & mushes it into a paste

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Izzlo)

281 258 I said in my comments if YOU believe in illegal aliens voting. I did not say I believed in illegal aliens voting get your facts right.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Udj1W)

282 274
The Matrix 4 is happening.

One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.

I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV

The whole thing was depicted as being cyclic. So why not just start a whole new cycle?
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

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Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV8)

283 TAXES WILL SAVE THE PLANET

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

284 French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up
Burn them to the ground. Salt the ashes. Destroy the careers of anyone who knew anything. Confiscate all of their wealth and create a victim's fund. Force their children to change their names, so their parent's legacy is fully stopped.
Then we start the real punishment.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (9t0Zz)

285 On one hand, "Slow" Joe Biden is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago.

On the other hand, #orangemanbad is showing signs of insanity and needs to be removed vi the 25th Amendment.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

286 As long we don't have to hear from Mayor Pete's proctologist.

Posted by: Quilp at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (Bf3hj)

287 277 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)

It would explain why he sniffs children.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (yOykd)

288 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)


salvaged after an Obama dinner

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

289 Biden: retard then, retard now.

Thanks to his surgeon for confirming that.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (AkkRZ)

290 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)

It would explain why he sniffs children.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (yOykd)


lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

291 279
THEY SAVED BIDEN'S BRAIN!

Posted by: Double feature with The Thing in the Closet, starring Obama at August 20, 2019

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I rarely ever type this, but . . . LOL

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ClOmq)

292 I never saw The Matrix. Hell, I never saw The Sixth Sense. Yes, I know the surprise ending.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)

293 pretty awesome to watch the Democrats arguing about forceably replacing him in September.

Ever mindful of the suffering of others is our Dear Ewok.

And on the lookout for blog comedy.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FhXTo)

294 "I haven't seen any change."


One question comes to mind - when did Kassell last see Biden?

Posted by: aelfheld at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (IxDhF)

295 We've had 7 full months of felons being allowed to register in FL.

Results? Dems have lost a few thousand and the Gop has gained a couple thousand.


It's early but after 7 full months conventional wisdom is wrong.
Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (MAstk)

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But again, it's at the margin. Let's say GOP gained 1000 and Dems lost 1000. Without the felons for all you know it may be dems lost 3000.

SOME felons will register. And SOME will vote. And in a 50/50 election like FL always seems to have, even a few hundred votes can make a big difference. Remember the Scott recount? A few hundred felons voting against him would have been enough for him to lose.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

296 259


Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)

WHERE ! DOES! THE! PAPER! COME! OUT?!

Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (ymnmz)

297 Jill Biden (Dr.!!!) says that voting for Joe is something that we may just have to swallow.

Um, you first Jill.

What a ringing endorsement.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (oiNtH)

298 292 I never saw The Matrix. Hell, I never saw The Sixth Sense. Yes, I know the surprise ending.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)

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That Bruce Willis was Hitler?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV8)

299 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points
Posted by: Lemmiwinks



Biden sits down on the podium and proceeds to lick himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (3oX+R)

300 269 Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Or take them hunting.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2019 04:26 PM (N39Ws)

ha! There is a scene in one of the episodes of Patriot (tv show on Prime) where they Dick Cheney someone. lol It's funny.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)

Still safer than getting into a vehicle with a Kennedy

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (Izzlo)

301

I'm waiting for Beto's live pedicure....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

302 Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:22 PM (Udj1W)

You should convince your commie friends that they should insist on kicking out the dumb redneck States from the Union. You would be better off right?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (+bKWx)

303 REPORT: French Modeling Agency Provided Jeffrey Epstein With Approximately 1000 Girls - 12 And Up




Aaaand a sudden total lack of interest in whether Melania was ever a
"yacht girl" on the Riviera. Which was a burning national issue, before.

Look, I know a professor from Rhode Island who still thinks JFK must have been "a hell of a man" if he needed all those girls brought to him every day. And I volunteered that it takes a Kennedy about a minute, and all they do is squirt on themselves a little, sometimes the woman doesn't notice -- but, hey, professor.


Likewise, party faithful who seriously believed Hillary must be scary-smart because she had no interest in sex. With men. Because, dude, women are like that. Those weren't professors -- union tradesmen, actually.

It would be one thing to make those jokes "overnight" as a form of humor. These are actual people expressing their politics. I can't believe they fired Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Whaddamayunn.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (8ZmvG)

304 Joe is an idiot, vote for me, I have high butt cheeks.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (r+sAi)

305 281 258 I said in my comments if YOU believe in illegal aliens voting. I did not say I believed in illegal aliens voting get your facts right.
Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Udj1W)

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I said you're being extra retarded today. I was wrong. You're being super duper extra retarded today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)

306 277 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)


That might explain why he gets to know people by sniffing them.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (i/wJA)

307 and ace gets a stanza.

Posted by: taytay's penis at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (QwmrN)

308 "Bubonic Plague Threatens Phish Concertgoers"

See, not all the news is negative.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (xPl2J)

309
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV

In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)

310 And by brain I mean medulla oblongota. Everything else above the brain stem is gone. All that's left is a dirty, inarticulate man with a lizard brain.

Posted by: Kassel M.D. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0x00j)

311
As long we don't have to hear from Mayor Pete's proctologist.
Posted by: Quilp


Did he have a couple anurizzms too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (aKsyK)

312 Personally, I think the only reason Biden is running is for the side boob target rich environment.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (wclv0)

313 The whole thing was depicted as being cyclic. So why not just start a whole new cycle?
Posted by: The Donald at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

This time the Architect is Neo and Neo is The Architect.

thank you very much, you can send me the royalties.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

314 This explains the scent of hair fixation, it stimulates his cerebellum and his saggy yam-bag of course.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (u6xw0)

315 Fox just said Biden's numbers rose again, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

They also said he's started to use a teleprompter.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
..........

Must have put a USB port in the back of his neck.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

316 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)

317 309
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV

In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)

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People want the Matrix. They want the dream instead of real life.

How do the freedom fighters react when the people won't follow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (iikV8)

318 A few hundred felons voting against him would have been enough for him to lose.

..


Nope.

Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (MAstk)

319
The Matrix 4 is happening.

One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.

I'm...curious about what this could end up being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV
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A joke about the next Bill and Ted movie would be appropriate here....

...If they weren't already making it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (DuZls)

320 and ace gets a stanza.
Posted by: taytay's penis



I know a doctor that can get rid of it. Cash only.
Ok. He's a vet.
Pre-med.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (3oX+R)

321 The FL felons will register DEM att he last minute, and they will all vote. Whether they know it or not.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (wGbBR)

322 The problem is they repaired his aneurysm with a skin graft from his penis.

So- that explains a lot.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (wclv0)

323 Biden's brain - the "Fredo" of brains - the only brain a zombie can eat and then be hungrier afterwards.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (32YRo)

324 The real question is: Is his hippocampus intact?

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

325 Biden sits down on the podium and proceeds to lick himself.

Because he can, dammit!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (8ZmvG)

326 I never saw The Matrix. Hell, I never saw The Sixth Sense. Yes, I know the surprise ending.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)



=========



That Bruce Willis was Hitler?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV

oh, I thought it was that he was a dude!

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (n13/j)

327 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)
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And only 2 Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)

328 Holy shit, I think I'm dying. The Dems insist Biden's obvious fucking incapacity must not be mentioned by anyone, especially you, Orange Man.

This worked out so badly last time I am convinced the Dems think "her emails!!" was the deathblow. And they're poised to, seriously I can't breathe, do it all over again.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (gQ74x)

329 >>>says the Democrat Public Relations firm called Politico.


You will know you are there when you say
says the Party Public Relations firm called Politico.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (1g7ch)

330 I actually met Biden just a few months ago and saw him give a speech. It was shortly before he entered the race, but he seemed to be in campaign mode. He didn't seem particularly sharp or with things, and the speech he gave was peak boomer cringe, "This isn't about politics! We're Americans! We need to remember who the hell we are!" or something like that.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (N4xQB)

331 Hey guys, what rhymes with "Hairy Ewok"?

Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

332 Scott won by 10k.

Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (MAstk)

333 135 1988? Even his aneurysms are old.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:11 PM

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Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Dhht7)

334 I'm waiting for Beto's live pedicure....

That's nothing, his waxing will be on Pay For View.

Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (98WNR)

335 You never understood why the guy had to betray his friends in the first Matrix. He could plug into a program anytime he wanted to eat steak and have sex.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (+bKWx)

336 The Wachowski Sisters were better when they were brothers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (xPl2J)

337 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)

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And only 2 Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)

and one Jaws and one Rocky.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)

338 This reminds me of all those psychologists purporting to diagnose Trump with all sorts of head problems. They always back down when pressed, though, because you can lose your license for diagnosing someone who isn't a patient.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (h2Bdk)

339 310
And by brain I mean medulla oblongota. Everything else above the brain stem is gone. All that's left is a dirty, inarticulate man with a lizard brain.





Posted by: Kassel M.D. at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0x00j)

I visited Biden's Brain and all I got was this medulla oblongata.

Posted by: Dime Store T-Shirt at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ufFY8)

340
Biden will have to change his whiteness. Maybe he'll pull a Rachel Dolezal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (vEIlU)

341 OT:

The Matrix 4 is happening.

One of the Wachowski's is returning, along with Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss.

I'm...curious about what this could end up being.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:25 PM (iikV



Voice: Wake up, Neo.

Neo: Huh? Wha? I thought I was dead.

Voice: It was all a dream.

Neo: No! Way! You mean I wasn't like Computer Program Jesus who died for....uh....you know....reasons?

Voice: No.

Neo: So, I didn't
't learn to see the Matrix as it was and learn to manipulate it and fly off like Superman.

Voice: Oh, sure. Yeah. You did all that. Everything after that was a dream. A terrible, crappy, poorly written, nonsensical dream.

Neo: Oh! So, it's like those two mov- uh, dreams never happened.

Voice: Yes! They never happened. At. All.

Neo: Radical! It's like I'm rebooting reality. Yay!

(flies off)

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (SHtRW)

342 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)

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And only 2 Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)

and one Jaws and one Rocky.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
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One Christopher Reeves Superman movie, too.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)

343 I wonder if Alyssa left some of her brain on the operating table.

TheBlaze@theblaze
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

344 277 Doctor admits he replaced Biden's brain with brain of a dog......Biden's popularity up 20 points
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (Y4nFW)

That might explain why he gets to know people by sniffing them.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (i/wJA)
..........

lol. Classic.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

345 I'm mostly not dain bramaged, either. Maybe I should run for the Prezidentn gig too.

Posted by: Pwmbass at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (OKp8N)

346 336 The Wachowski Sisters were better when they were brothers.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (xPl2J)


Weren't we all better in 1999?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (h2Bdk)

347 Btw I would add the big influx of PR in FL too.


That was the end of the Gop.


Posted by: WUT at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (MAstk)

348 Joe Biden stars in The Brain That Would Not Die!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (q1Pj5)

349 but Breaking 2, Electric Boogaloo was the quintessential film of the genre.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (n13/j)

350 I see the MSNBC is saying that Trump is "falsely" accusing Google of manipulating votes in their usual factual harrumphing tone - this from a bunch of idiots that claimed that a few Russians stole the 2016 election by buying social media using chump change they found between their sofa cushions.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)

351 THE BRAIN FROM PLANET ANUS

Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (vScqA)

352 okay they reboot the Matrix but instead of people this time everyone in it are Anime characters. and Neo is called Yu-Gi-Oh!!!.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)

353 317 309
Well, the more interesting way to approach it is what happens after the cycle is broken? That could be how to approach it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:31 PM (iikV

In the dystopian future with the sun blocked out and all, some people try to reactivate the Matrix, because it was better there.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (yOykd)

==========

People want the Matrix. They want the dream instead of real life.

How do the freedom fighters react when the people won't follow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (iikV

It's an idea that sounds interesting on paper but will likely be a shit movie in practice. Sci fi philosophical themes usually work much better in books.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (yOykd)

354

I saw Three Godfathers with John Wayne.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (aKsyK)

355 Damn right we're going to cheat! What are you cousin humpers going to do about it?

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

356 You never understood why the guy had to betray his friends in the first Matrix. He could plug into a program anytime he wanted to eat steak and have sex.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (+bKWx)


But he couldn't stay there, and he's eventually have to unplug to eat bland real food. Plus, there's the whole dying brutally in a neverending war.

He wanted to walk away entirely.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (wCmLp)

357 He's not called "Slow Joe Biden" for nothing you know. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (BNZkU)

358 They only show the best short clips of Biden on the news. The guy can never stay engaged for very long and he has the attention span of a 5 year old. He's always seemed confused easily and has manic like bursts of energy and anger. He's really a weird guy.

If they thought Hillary was hard to sell, wait until people get some more time with this guy picking the lint out of his ass crack.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (wclv0)

359 343 I wonder if Alyssa left some of her brain on the operating table.

TheBlaze@theblaze
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)


Two abortions in the same year? It's not surprising someone too stupid to figure out birth control would veer left.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (h2Bdk)

360 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Now ask the two kids you aborted how their lives are.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)

361 Trump should red flag him just to fvck with him.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (K22Va)

362 308 "Bubonic Plague Threatens Phish Concertgoers"

See, not all the news is negative.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 04:34 PM (xPl2J)

Considering how Phish concertgoers smell it makes me feel sorry for the plague.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

363 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)



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And only 2 Star Wars movies.



Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)



and one Jaws and one Rocky.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)

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One Christopher Reeves Superman movie, too.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)

And there can only be one Remains of the Day. No remakes or adaptions.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (n13/j)

364 And then Yu-Gi-Oh! has to fight Battle Angel Alita, until they have to team up to fight the Japanese girl who shows up and starts shooting deadly bubbles out of her coochy-cooch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)

365 335

He couldn't stand the real world and demanded not to be able to remember it. That's why.

Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (vScqA)

366 I'm gonna start selling those foam crash helmets with Biden 2020 on it. I'll make millions.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (wclv0)

367 will never forget where I was when I watched Biden make the most eloquent speech. It was so Lincoln-esque -

"This is a big fucking deal!"

and who can forget

"Don't mess with me kid!" while jerking a girl's arm.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

368 Joe Biden's personal physician is:
Dr. Herbert West

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (q1Pj5)

369 331 Hey guys, what rhymes with "Hairy Ewok"?
Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 20, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

Beary Cock.

Posted by: taytay's penis at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (QwmrN)

370 The nice thing about an atrophic brain is it gives the surgeons a lot of room to work when they are trying to place those aneurysm clips.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (CPk08)

371 359 Two abortions in the same year? It's not surprising someone too stupid to figure out birth control would veer left.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (h2Bdk)

There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.

Whore.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (sm6Pk)

372


I can see Biden going around like Gumby in Monty Python. MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (Z32o5)

373 and who can forget



"Don't mess with me kid!" while jerking a girl's arm.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (oiNtH)


Screw you.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (ufFY8)

374 Dogs brain?
Well, he was seen on the back lawn licking his ballls.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (nuOac)

375 He couldn't stand the real world and demanded not to be able to remember it. That's why.
Posted by: Starring Prez Joe and VP Homoboy at August 20, 2019 04:41 PM (vScqA)

I'm thinking of the scene of him eating steak like it was a treat.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (+bKWx)

376 I'm gonna start selling those foam crash helmets with Biden 2020 on it. I'll make millions.
Posted by: Marcus T


Golf clap.


And the race to the patent office is on!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (3oX+R)

377 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)


When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

378 [C]oncerns about Biden's age and mental fitness are likely overblown, according to experts on aging and the brain, as well as actuarial tables used by the insurance industry to estimate the health and longevity of customers.
++++++++++++
It isn't about his age. Trump is pretty old too, after all.

It's about the fact that he's a corrupt doofus and always has been. Whether he is becoming *more* of a doofus with age is sort of beside the point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)

379 You never understood why the guy had to betray his friends in the first Matrix. He could plug into a program anytime he wanted to eat steak and have sex.



He wanted to be someone important, like an actor.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (cqzjS)

380 I think the doctor has his facts confused with the truth.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (SH7Tr)

381
There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.

Whore.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (sm6Pk)

You'd think whores would be more professional than that. Besides, who's to say she wasn't giving it away for free.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (yOykd)

382 Yeah that's a hell of an endorsement: "His brain works, as far as I can tell."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

383
Senility is pretty evident, here...

1.) Biden started out stupid.

2.) Then he had a couple of strokes and surgeries.

3.) He grew apparently more stupid during his term as VP.

4.) He grows apparently more stupid with each passing week.

5.) This is unlikely to suddenly abate itself.

6.) In less than a year, he would face a smart man who isn't losing his faculties.

Prognosis: DOOM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (eGEVz)

384

Graham used the terms "weeks" for the Horowitz report. Yesterday I heard him say that new info keeps turning up and he needs to get it right and get all of the truth. There will still be so much he didn't know or get to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)

385 To me there is only 1 Matrix and 2 Godfathers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)

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And only 2 Star Wars movies.

**

And 16 Sweetish Eroticas.

Posted by: Horny Old Joe at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (u6xw0)

386 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)



What a vile bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Z32o5)

387 There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.

Whore.


To be fair, she might just be a slut

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

388
What's funny is Biden is clearly not "sharp."

Or, let's just say Biden is even duller than 30 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (wM5Dx)

389 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)


.......
That's nice.
....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (CPk08)

390 The Morpheus rescue scene in the original was one of best pieces of Machine Gun Pron ever filmed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

391 377 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

Isn't she too old for kids? Also it generally seems libs don't regret it after having kids.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (yOykd)

392 377 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)


She already has two children.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)

393 Dogs brain?
Well, he was seen on the back lawn licking his ballls.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:42 PM (nuOac)
.........

and scooting on his hindquarters after a poop.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

394 The Matrix 4 is happening.

-
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

395 Was going to post the most awesome insight of the day, but I figure I'd get nooded

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (6/uwW)

396 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



She already has 2.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (3oX+R)

397 Alyssa Milano was 19 in 1993, and had been making Hollywood money since she was a kid. She wasn't working hand to mouth at the Piggly Wiggly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

398 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

__

She has 2 kids.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)

399 Matrix 2 and 3 sucked. all they did was crank up the fighting, smiths, robots, effect, etc. They had no new drama, just more and more of the same.

Matrix was good because it introduced a lot of new concepts and ideas, and used FX to make them seem real. 2 and 3 only used more and more FX. That is OK entertainment, but forgettable

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (LWu6U)

400 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++
Not gonna ever come up. She's 46 years old. It is exceedingly unlikely she's ever going to become pregnant. It isn't impossible, but it is very improbable - especially if she doesn't want to. Post-celebrity aging spinsterhood is more likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)

401 I'm totally in for Biden 2020: Make Sniffing Women's Hair Great Again!

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (BvNzB)

402 I love the general use of "concerns about his age and mental fitness are likely overblown".

I'm pretty sure people can see for themselves what an idiot Biden is. The dribbling gives it away.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (wclv0)

403 360
Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks





Now ask the two kids you aborted how their lives are.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)


Who are you trying to convince, sweetheart?

Posted by: R.J. Biden at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ymnmz)

404 Joe Biden as Cliff Robertson in Charly. Yet another remake of Flowers For Algernon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

405 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (ymnmz)

406 Levin used to call Biden "The dumbest man in the Senate". With good reason, too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (h2Bdk)

407 I see the MSNBC is saying that Trump is "falsely" accusing Google of manipulating votes in their usual factual harrumphing tone - this from a bunch of idiots that claimed that a few Russians stole the 2016 election by buying social media using chump change they found between their sofa cushions.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)
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Yup. It's ridiculous.

But then the Dems wanted Trump jailed for a possible "campaign expense" of a payoff to a bimbo. However, we are all supposed to ignore all the campaign time *all* the networks besides Fox will be donating flat out to the Dem candidate.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (DuZls)

408 Totally OT:_ The two federal lawsuits involve physicians who approved physician Allen Sossan to perform spine surgeries at Avera Sacred Heart and Lewis & Clark Specialty Hospital in Yankton, South Dakota. One of the physicians was Mary Miroy, current president of the South Dakota State Medical Association, who was serving on Avera's Medical Executive Committee at the time.

Sossan has been the subject of nearly 40 lawsuits brought by former patients or family members of patients who died during surgery. One of those cases resulted in a $933,835 award to the family of a deceased patient after a jury determined that the physician had performed an unnecessary procedure. In addition, Sossan has settled more cases outside of court.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (nuOac)

409 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today

This girl desperately needs Jesus. I'm sure she was passed around at parties like a joint when she was making Commando but there's a rot in her soul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

410 When your brain has a cramp


And your pants become damp


That's a Biden

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ymnmz)

411
394
The Matrix 4 is happening.

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)



As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.

That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,

And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;



And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins

When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,

As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,

The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 20, 2019 04:47 PM (CPk08)

412
It's pretty simple. I say the things I say to assuage my guilt.

GURL POWER!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (eGEVz)

413 Speaking of Florida, home based castration services coming to a town near you.

https://tinyurl.com/y5cpdzd3

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (Z+IKu)

414 Better enjoy this life as much as possible because she has a couple of things to answer for in the next.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (+bKWx)

415 I never learned about punctuation or sentence structure because when I was a kid in class I was always dreaming about being a democrat and how great it would be to be a democrat troll and that took all of my brain and there was none left for learning the english grammar and punctuation and sentence structure so everything I write is paragraphs with only one sentence and no real point to them.

Posted by: rainmado at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

416 "She wasn't working hand to mouth at the Piggly Wiggly."

Just not at "the" Piggly Wiggly.

Posted by: Emil Formosa at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (NAs56)

417 Results? Dems have lost a few thousand and the Gop has gained a couple thousand.

Or criminals are lying.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FhXTo)

418 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

She already has two children.



They are the lucky ones, presumably.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (cqzjS)

419 She already has two children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
++++++++++++
I'll bet they just love hearing stuff like this. It wouldn't exactly give me a warm, loving feeling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

420 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

She already has two children.

-
She says they are among the great joys she would have missed because . . . because . . . SHUT UP! THAT'S WHY!

https://bit.ly/30mBQDI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)

421 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

--

These people go into deep denial. They become more convinced of the cause because deep down they fear it was a mistake, so they have to spend their lives justifying that mistake and never admitting what they really did (kill two of her babies.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (LWu6U)

422 "concerns about his age and mental fitness are likely overblown".

Talk about damning with faint praise.

He's probably not senile, claims he's too old to think straight or even remember his own name are likely overstated!

Put that on a bumper sticker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

423 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
---
Yeah, no way you could ever learn to like the 2 kids you didn't have!

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (DuZls)

424 Two abortions in the same year makes the woman and evil fucking cunt.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (0OmEj)

425 How many abortions did she have in 1994?

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

426 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

I hate to make you feel super old, but she's 47. Actual children will take an Abraham level miracle.

Now, to be fair, as a child star in Hollywood she was probably pimped out to vile fat executives so much her womb is polluted like Chernobyl. So that part was not her fault. That she is pretending to love it, potentially leading young women down her path, demands the harshest sentence reserved for betrayers in the ninth layer of hell.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (gQ74x)

427
Christ Almighty.

ABC is spinning off their stupid sitcom "Blackish?"

It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)

428 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."

-
Well, that ought to stir the pot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

429 When your brain has a cramp


And your pants become damp


That's a Biden
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



ROTFLMAO

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (3oX+R)

430 I'll bet they just love hearing stuff like this. It wouldn't exactly give me a warm, loving feeling.

Yeah I have long wondered what its like to be the child of someone who had abortions. Especially those lunatics who kill one of a set like 1 triplet.

"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

431 But then the Dems wanted Trump jailed for a possible "campaign expense" of a payoff to a bimbo. However, we are all supposed to ignore all the campaign time *all* the networks besides Fox will be donating flat out to the Dem candidate.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:46 PM (DuZls)
++++++++++++
The FEC should make the networks and campaigns declare the multi-billion-dollar in-kind donations the networks give to the Left candidates. The dollar values would be eye-watering and put the game into perspective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

432 Looks like Martha McSally is going to lose another race.

New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.

Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)

433 419 She already has two children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)
++++++++++++
I'll bet they just love hearing stuff like this. It wouldn't exactly give me a warm, loving feeling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)


I don't know. You never feel more alive than after a close brush with death.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (h2Bdk)

434 Ahem. Further children. And I guarantee her kids took insane amounts of fertility medication most women could never afford.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:51 PM (gQ74x)

435 She already has two children.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)

Dodged that fucking bullet.

Posted by: Alyssa's two kids at August 20, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

436 That's just 2 less votes for democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (xfb67)

437
It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)

--------

I've got a "mixed" brat on the way.

I'll make sure to watch that, so I know what cultural indicators I should drill into the kid.

Oh, wait... I meant the opposite. I won't be watching it at all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (eGEVz)

438 That Kipling fellow new shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (H46wA)

439 427
Christ Almighty.

ABC is spinning off their stupid sitcom "Blackish?"

It's called, brace yourselves for this, it's really woke-stupid-shit, Mixed-ish. I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (wM5Dx)

Saw that, it looks terrible. I feel like this is an area where we've gone backwards as a society. I grew up watching The Cosby Show, Family Matters, and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. They were popular shows that appealed to a large audience and happened to have African-American casts. they didn't feel the need to have the latter part be the only thing that defined them.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (N4xQB)

440 ABC is spinning off their stupid sitcom "Blackish?"


I make it a point to never see more than the first ten seconds of that show.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

441 432 Looks like Martha McSally is going to lose another race. 

New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.

Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)

*shrug* I want most of Congress impaled all along the Potomac, so whether a McCainiac dyke throws herself on the pyre makes less than zero difference to me.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (gQ74x)

442
New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.

Mark Kelly is the homosexual "astronaut" fake husband to Gabrielle Giffords.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM (wM5Dx)

443 There's a word for the type of person who'd get 2 abortions in one year.

Whore.

To be fair, she might just be a slut
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)


It doesn't make sense. I bet she's lying. She would be the first person in line for birth control.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

444 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote
for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or
great disloyalty."



-

Well, that ought to stir the pot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

yeah. i think we have all seen that people from all walks of life can be politically stupid, aka Dems.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (n13/j)

445 428 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."

-
Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)


I've been wondering about this myself. In the UK during the last Labour convention the three Jewish delegates had to be escorted by armed security due to threats from antisemites at the convention.

How much does it take before one admits he's been backing the wrong horse all along?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)

446 Yeah I have long wondered what its like to be the child of someone who had abortions. Especially those lunatics who kill one of a set like 1 triplet.

"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
I'll leave this here again. If you are wondering what banal, casual evil looks like, you can find it here. Link to the NYT from 2004:
https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)

447 Biden. Eh? Who? Where am I!
THIS ISN'T MY BINGO CARD!

Posted by: The Villages, America's Friendliest Home Town at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (V4+zP)

448 The FEC should make the networks and campaigns declare the multi-billion-dollar in-kind donations the networks give to the Left candidates. The dollar values would be eye-watering and put the game into perspective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
---
They damn well should. But a more likely prediction is that this is more 2-tier justice.

Mmmm. Think about that. The Dems were the inventors of the two-tier justice in the South, and now they are the perpretrators of 2-tier justice in the modern age.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)

449 I hate to make you feel super old, but she's 47. Actual children will take an Abraham level miracle.

Now, to be fair, as a child star in Hollywood she was probably pimped out to vile fat executives so much her womb is polluted like Chernobyl. So that part was not her fault. That she is pretending to love it, potentially leading young women down her path, demands the harshest sentence reserved for betrayers in the ninth layer of hell.
Posted by: trev006 at Aug

Remember her co Star said how she knew what happened to her and said nothing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (gObWN)

450 It doesn't make sense. I bet she's lying. She would be the first person in line for birth control.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

What do you mean doesn't make sense? The people who have lots of sex with different people tend not to be the most careful about using birth control.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 04:54 PM (yOykd)

451 Biden/Scarecrow 2020

Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (kS4cA)

452 https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)

------

Always a "classic..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (eGEVz)

453
When the best speech you do

Is to say, "Me poo-poo!"


That's a-Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (SHtRW)

454 First thought?

"Land of Confusion"

Instead of a wrinkled Reagan in a Superman suit, it is Biden.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (XkX6f)

455 She already has two children.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2019 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)


oy

and like someone up thread eluded to.. hollywood

she may have been an Esptein victim

I bet Epstein made sure they were all taken care of if pregnant, I mean abortions. Most were virgins. Sick f

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vEIlU)

456 432 Looks like Martha McSally is going to lose another race.

New poll out today now has her down 6 pts to Mark Kelly.

Posted by: DahlandMeier at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1UtUR)


AZ entered the Butt Dumb list of states when they voted McStain in the last time.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 04:56 PM (nuOac)

457
Joe Biden to do Peter Boyle "Puttin' On the Ritz" at the next debate...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

458 What he's saying is, he's not donkey brained, he has a certificate from his doctor

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (k81AA)

459 Yeah Epstein is enjoying Satan's most creative punishments now. I almost pity him. Almost. Then I think of his thousands of victims. Him and that Brit guy can roast in the worst parts of hell with hooked cactus dildos in every orifice forever. Sometimes I really like the existence of eternal punishment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

460
ABC is about to greenlight a new sitcom. It's about bisexuals.

It's gonna be called Fag-ish.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (wM5Dx)

461 I see the MSNBC is saying that Trump is "falsely" accusing Google of manipulating votes in their usual factual harrumphing tone - this from a bunch of idiots that claimed that a few Russians stole the 2016 election by buying social media using chump change they found between their sofa cushions.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)


Paraphrasing whatever Trump said as "manipulating votes" is deliberately misleading.
Google "Manipulating voters" would be fair though.

Not unlike selective use of "voter fraud" in lieu of "vote fraud" when talking about stuffing ballot boxes. MSM says almost nobody is ever prosecuted for voter fraud meaning though voted multiple times.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (1g7ch)

462 418 When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

She already has two children.

They are the lucky ones, presumably.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 04:48 PM (cqzjS)



With a mom like that? I honestly doubt it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)

463 Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (+ldAm)

464

When your brain gets a spasm,
From a girl-grope orgasm,
That's a Biden...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

465 438 That Kipling fellow new shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM

---------------

But what about his old shit?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (Dhht7)

466 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."

-
Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

This is going to lead to all kinds of virtue-signalling by Jewish lefties.
I can hear the "How dare you(s)?" already.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

467 when you wish you had a brain
and your racism's of the chain
that's a biden

Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 04:59 PM (2cfUo)

468 Joe Biden in The Man With Two Brains Pt 2, this time he has four quarters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2019 04:59 PM (XkX6f)

469 when the hair you sniff
gets you mighty stiff
that's a biden

Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (2cfUo)

470 boohoo

Log Cabin Republicans endorsed Trump, so she resigned from the board

Jennifer Horn was pushed right up to a line she swore she would never cross. Her GOP organization, where she sat on the board for several years, had just endorsed President Donald Trump for reelection, something she says she would never do herself. Faced with the thought of having to explain that decision to her children in the future, she chose to resign instead.

Horn, of New Hampshire, sent a letter to the chair and vice chair of the Log Cabin Republicans, a national LGBTQ organization, on Monday after the group announced its endorsement for Trump. In a Thursday commentary in The Washington Post, LCR chair Robert Kabel and vice-chair Jill Homan announced their endorsement, praising Trump for his "commitments to the United States, including taking bold actions that benefit the LGBTQ community."


boohoo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

471 remember when the press said Obama lied in their headlines? Yeah, me neither. There was also nothing funny about his administration and it made things very difficult for comedians.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (n13/j)

472 I'm gonna start selling those foam crash helmets with Biden 2020 on it. I'll make millions.
Posted by: Marcus T


Golf clap.


And the race to the patent office is on!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (3oX+R)


Market them a bicycle helmets. You will get more sales.
Offer them in black too for antifa.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (1g7ch)

473 I see the MSNBC is saying that Trump is "falsely" accusing Google of manipulating votes in their usual factual harrumphing tone - this from a bunch of idiots that claimed that a few Russians stole the 2016 election by buying social media using chump change they found between their sofa cushions.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)

Considering that a former Google employee has testified that Google manipulated search results to benefit Hilary Clinton and the employee estimates 2.5 million voters were influenced by that manipulation, what is Trump saying that is false?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (6rjhq)

474 Ya know, when blacks and whites breed, it's unlikely they are racist (unless it's rape, I guess).

They probably don't teach their kids to be racist.

If I didn't know better, I might suspect that H'wood is pushing some kind of agenda with a show like "Mixed-ish," to turn people racist against each other, and even themselves.

If I didn't know better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (eGEVz)

475 466 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."
-
Well, that ought to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

This is going to lead to all kinds of virtue-signalling by Jewish lefties."

What's fun to watch is that Trump and Netanyahu are bringing the internal Jewish civil war into the open. It's been going on for a while, now it's out there. There saying you can either be a faithful Jew, and supportive of Israel - or you can be a Democrat. No more in between.

The left has gone full Joo Hate, and they are pointing it out.
I can hear the "How dare you(s)?" already.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

476 They are going to twist Trump's words about Jewish support of Democrats and make it sound like he's demanding a "Loyalty Test."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

477 when you're try to win an election
but groping gives you an erection
that's a biden

Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (2cfUo)

478 So how old is Dr. Neal Kassel at this point in time? Was he Doogie Houser's age when he operated on Biden doing an experimental procedure? Doubt it.

My guess is ol Neal is in his seventies at least. Probably Biden's drinking buddy.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (6rjhq)

479

Old man look at my life,
I'm a not like you were.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

480 Horn, of New Hampshire, sent a letter to the chair and vice chair of the Log Cabin Republicans, a national LGBTQ organization, on Monday after the group announced its endorsement for Trump. In a Thursday commentary in The Washington Post, LCR chair Robert Kabel and vice-chair Jill Homan announced their endorsement, praising Trump for his "commitments to the United States, including taking bold actions that benefit the LGBTQ community."

boohoo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
---
Mr. Neutron continues to "divide us".

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)

481 Stupid is as stupid does.

and whoa, Joeys a retard.

Posted by: Forest G at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (A2L5A)

482 Bill Clinton on Epsteins suicide.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ahsp6y

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (7jTtI)

483

Whoa, hold on there before you accept the "log cabins'" "endorsement" as sincere.

I'll bet my left nut it is Not A Sincere endorsement.
It's a ploy to drive a wedge between the president and "evangelicals."

The Log Cabin "Republicans" are a fraud organization. They're leftists.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wM5Dx)

484 https://tinyurl.com/y3fzx669 this is an awesome post on Red Flag Laws.

Posted by: Jeff Carter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (eeyFM)

485 The brain is the general who sends marching orders to my penis. Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at August 20, 2019 04:00 PM


You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: James T. Kirk's Male Member at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (rxbgV)

486
... LCR chair Robert Kabel and vice-chair Jill Homan announced their endorsement, praising Trump for his "commitments to the United States, including taking bold actions that benefit the LGBTQ community."

boohoo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++++++++
This is probably easier for the gays than for the Jews, if I had to guess. The Pulse Nightclub incident, the people who perpetrated it, the people who enabled it, the philosophy that encouraged it - and which party is aligned with all of those - is pretty easy to understand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

487 Trump bringing the hammer and chisel to the dim foundation.

MAGA
WINNING

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2019 05:04 PM (0OmEj)

488 483

Whoa, hold on there before you accept the "log cabins'" "endorsement" as sincere.

I'll bet my left nut it is Not A Sincere endorsement.
It's a ploy to drive a wedge between the president and "evangelicals."

The Log Cabin "Republicans" are a fraud organization. They're leftists.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wM5Dx)


Sugar, brown food coloring and pectin. The real thing, for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)

489 Instead of an election, why don't we just have a wheelchair race for President? Sanders, Biden, Warren and Trump can duke it out. Too bad Mike Gravel dropped out already -- at 89 years old, he had the definite advantage.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Q3dyo)

490 LOL - I looked up to see, "Who is Jennifer Horn?" Turns out she is an ex-insurance professional, ex-journalist, ex-talk show host, twice failed candidate for office, who apparently hasn't done anything at all but sit at home and watch TV for the last few years. Oh but THIS is someone we should CARE about, oh yes!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)

491 J B Weld. That stuff is awesome. You can drill cut saw it.

Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Y274z)

492
When your hypothal-mus

Has slid out of your butt

That's a-Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (SHtRW)

493 I fully expect Biden to show up at a campaign event with one of those gag glasses with a penis for a nose.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (wclv0)

494 Only in the Senate can a retard have two brain surgeries and keep his job.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

495 480 Mr. Neutron continues to "divide us".
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)


That's not a blancmange; it's... PASTE!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

496 Found it. Ol Neal graduated from the U of Penn Medical School in 1972. Guessing he was 23 or 24 at the time, which makes him 70.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (6rjhq)

497 Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."

Faultless logic. It's one or the other.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (H8QX8)

498 Is Log Cabin Syrup haram on French Toast around here?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (rxbgV)

499 Yeah I have long wondered what its like to be the child of someone who had abortions. Especially those lunatics who kill one of a set like 1 triplet.

"you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)


Not immediate fun, more like deferred gratification.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2019 05:07 PM (1g7ch)

500 I'll leave this here again. If you are wondering
what banal, casual evil looks like, you can find it here. Link to the
NYT from 2004:

https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws



Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)


Yes, evil indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

501 Old and white
Old and white.
We're the party of the future
Minorities too.
Old and white
Old and white.
Make your choice,
You Dusky Young Voters!

Posted by: New Democratic Party Anthem at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Q3dyo)

502 It's a dirty job but somebody has got to is going to do it.

PETA stands up for the rats of Baltimore.

https://bit.ly/30ljbIF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)

503 "you... you killed my older sister?? For fun??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

He'll get his chance to pull the plug in the nursing home some day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)

504 You can drill cut saw it.
Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2019 05:05 PM


Assuming the right settings, of course.

Posted by: IKEA Fixa at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (rxbgV)

505 "465 438 That Kipling fellow new shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 04:52 PM

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But what about his old shit?
Posted by: olddog in mo"

Knew. Knew dammit!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (H46wA)

506

Isn't Kenneth P. Vogel one of those MDs that you see profiled as "Best in Class" in the airline magazines stuffed in the seat pocket?

Skymall Magazine IS, after all, the go-to source for Hammacher Schlemmer's "The Best" positional stuff.

I'm convinced.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (FlRtG)

507


nood









Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (wM5Dx)

508 when barack wont endorse
because your the ass of a horse
that's a biden

Posted by: Scarecrow at August 20, 2019 05:08 PM (2cfUo)

509 NOOD comics

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (k1+vk)

510 Biden Convinced Staff Placed Keys In Refrigerator, Threatens To Call Police

Posted by: New York Times Headlines, 2021 at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (V4+zP)

511 498 Is Log Cabin Syrup haram on French Toast around here?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 20, 2019 05:06 PM (rxbgV)

Urk. Log Cabin is haram on everything. Get some real maple syrup.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

512 Late to this thread because Suzie Homemaker but Biden has always been an idiot, so in that respect, his brain is "functioning."

Also, Jean-Luc Picard is pregnant?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 20, 2019 05:09 PM (HaL55)

513 I'm voting for Biden because he has great teeth!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2019 05:11 PM (dNzKv)

514 "Parts or perhaps all of Biden's brain were more or less in areas one would suspect could be considered 'normal' to use the term in a colloquial fashion. The bilateral transposition of the prefrontal membrane in no way implies that Joe Biden is a homicidal homunculus masquerading as a huminoid person, nor should one assume any inherent obedience to his Reptilian masters."

Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)

515 Alyssa Milano: If I hadn't opted for two abortions in 1993 'my life would be completely lacking all its great joys' today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

When she has a child she will feel sick to her stomach thinking back. No way she continues this like a celebration.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

She's well over 45 (born 72) so little chance of that. And it seems odd that both were in her 21st year might be that one or both were earlier than that and she's fudging the date.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2019 05:12 PM (FTPn0)

516 Seriously, there is a known syndrome affecting patients who suffer subarachnoid hemorrhages from brain aneurysms. It is similar to the so-called "pump head" that occurs to some patients after being on a bypass machine for heart surgery. It causes subtle hypoxic damage to the brain that is often invisible on brain scans but results in a clinical picture of cognitive impairment. Often this impairment presents as an inability to regulate behavior and speech.

Posted by: actualneurosurgeon at August 20, 2019 05:17 PM (tUJQp)

517 Re: Taylor Swift.

Taylor is what you get when you indulge your 14 year old daughter who dreams of being a rock star and songwriter by moving your family, sans Dad who still has to work to provide for the family, to Nashville. You then allow her to sit with adult males into the wee hours writing songs, talking about life, and dragging on joints, etc. By the time she's sixteen, your a stage mom, dragging along while she opens concerts for people such as Toby Keith. And then she becomes this big , ungodly wealthy recording artist, whose entire teenage years were obliterated so she appears to this day to be trapped in perpetual 17 year old boys are awful type of emotional stagnation.
She can't stay involved with anyone for more than a few months, it always ends in hysterics and a song describing what an asshole she dated. So now she's gone into politicking, and believing she knows about a world in which she herself, since age 14 has only known the ability to buy whatever she wants, wear high fashion, buy mansions, defy record labels, music distriubtors, etc. drive fancy cars and have a cadre of help catering to her every whim.

She is no different than other "child stars" who are screwed up, other than she hasn't jumped on a wrecking ball naked, bragged about her abortions, cut her hair off with a set of clippers before she ran into the street, etc.

But it's coming.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 05:17 PM (6rjhq)

518 Biden has the brain from Abby Normal

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 20, 2019 05:22 PM (wGqjj)

519 Who are the Brain Police?

Posted by: We are. at August 20, 2019 05:51 PM (oS0xz)

520 Why didn't surgery just correct Epsteins brain and give him a pass too ? : )

Posted by: ron n. at August 20, 2019 06:35 PM (om5HK)

521 LOL , Americas first retarded Vice President and "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago.

Posted by: Tinwhacker at August 20, 2019 07:11 PM (okJop)

522 We REALLY need to be supportive of Kreepy Vncle Joe and let PotUSvsg provide him with critical care AND last rites.

Posted by: Marooned at August 20, 2019 07:17 PM (8hRlF)

523 89

The Brain of Morbius
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 04:07 PM (aKsyK)

This is why I come here

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 20, 2019 08:35 PM (q6jjE)

524 523 Comments - I won't go through them but I assume "Abbie Normal's" brain has already been mentioned.

Posted by: Fritzy at August 20, 2019 08:42 PM (VY+MJ)

525 This reminds me of a story I heard about Dizzy Dean, the pitcher was with the St. Louis Cardinals in the 1930s. Dean was hit in the head by a batted ball and taken to the hospital, where he was x-rayed to see if his skull was fractured. The following morning, the headline in the paper read: X-RAY OF DEAN'S HEAD SHOWS NOTHING.

Posted by: Brown Line at August 20, 2019 10:25 PM (S6ArX)

526 "He's every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago."

Clearly, Hillary made the doctor say this.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2019 11:04 PM (Ndje9)

527 Bets?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 21, 2019 12:38 AM (nRj4F)

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