The Tears of Tliab

The woman who pretended she wanted to see her "sity" and then said "How dare you condition my visit with my sity on my not meeting with terrorist-supporting groups" now has some new tears to sprinkle on the moist media.

This time, she's complaining that Israeli's attempt to stop the smuggling of Palestinian bombs into Israel was "dehumanizing."

So dehumanizing, in fact, that she cries about it, thinking about all those Israeli pizza shop diners who could have been murdered by one of her cousins' bombs.

Donald Trump took to twitter to express solidarity with this terrorist:

Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump


Sorry, I don't buy Rep. Tlaib's tears. I have watched her violence, craziness and, most importantly, WORDS, for far too long. Now tears? She hates Israel and all Jewish people. She is an anti-Semite. She and her 3 friends are the new face of the Democrat Party. Live with it!

Meanwhile, Terrorist Number One opined that Israel is not an ally because it excluded them from entering the country. As it excludes many terrorists.

Which is dehumanizing.

Omar said she and Tlaib were "being denied the right to see for ourselves the reality on the ground in the West Bank" and the ban was "nothing less than an attempt by an ally of the United States to suppress our ability to do our jobs as elected officials."


"We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said. "This is predicated on they're being an important ally in the region and the 'only democracy' in the Middle East," making air quotes with her fingers.

"But denying a visit to duly elected members of Congress is not consistent with being an ally, and denying millions of people freedom of movement or expression or self-determination is not consistent with being a democracy," she said.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:03 PM




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1 Boy, they are trained on fake crying. In a bottle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 12:04 PM (vEIlU)

2 I read the content.

Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (hg3pQ)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (iikV8)

4 Rd

Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (lunhD)

5 Top 10!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (iwziO)

6 Th, then

Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (lunhD)

7 He got pasted by an Israeli mom who will never see her daughter again...SPOILERS: blown up by a Hezbollah terrorist!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:05 PM (DuZls)

8 Rashida Tlaib's favorite hobby is playing Schindler's List backwards so it has a happier ending.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)

9 Ace, thank you for the formatting change on tweets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (iikV8)

10 She got pasted...

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (DuZls)

11 Sorry, I don't buy Rep. Tlaib's tears. I have watched her violence, craziness and, most importantly, WORDS, for far too long. Now tears? She hates Israel and all Jewish people. She is an anti-Semite. She and her 3 friends are the new face of the Democrat Party. Live with it!

This is the super press.
Pressing this point harder and harder each day. Good for him.

These women are despicable and should be called out. Pelosi and Schumer are dead silent on all of this. Dead silent on the play-acting shooting of Trump, the guy wearing a Trump mask at one of their own's campaign/rallies/events.

Disgusting human beings. The Democrats will continue to swim in the sewer. It's the only "green environment" they know of.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (vEIlU)

12 You have to be human to be de-humanized

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2019 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

13 Meanwhile, Terrorist Number One opined that Israel is not an ally because it excluded them from entering the country. As it excludes many terrorists.

==========

"An allied nation must allow in any citizen from another allied nation, or else they are not allies."

Great logic there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:07 PM (iikV8)

14 Lunch with Ace... Mowing lawn with Ace today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (vEIlU)

15 Hey Ace.

Quick O/T maybe for later


April may have a bad week.

https://bit.ly/2Hi6dnp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (cqNba)

16 I LOVE that he is taking it to these hateful broads on twitter.

Who else in politics would do this?
No one.
#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

17 Taqqiyah/Kitman 101

Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (x6XkS)

18 tears of a clown ... does she really work up tears, or does she dab her eye with something? idk, maybe she is nutty enough than she can bring herself to tears over her jihadist views.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (Cus5s)

19 "An allied nation must allow in any citizen from another allied nation, or else they are not allies."

Great logic there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:07 PM (iikV
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Obama banned somebody from Israel. Britain banned Michael Savage--but that's okay I think the media would say, because Michael Savage should be disowned by the country, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (DuZls)

20

What a beautiful tweet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 12:09 PM (c9TiS)

21 19 "An allied nation must allow in any citizen from another allied nation, or else they are not allies."

Great logic there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:07 PM (iikV
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Obama banned somebody from Israel. Britain banned Michael Savage--but that's okay I think the media would say, because Michael Savage should be disowned by the country, or something.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:08 PM (DuZls)

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"It just proves that we shouldn't be allies with them!"
-Tlaib

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:09 PM (iikV8)

22 After speaking, Tlaib placed a teddy bear on the dais.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:10 PM (T6t7i)

23

The only way to make that an even more beautiful tweet is finish
it with "And Fuck Y'All."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 12:10 PM (c9TiS)

24 Tlaib should kiss Trump's duly elected ass.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2019 12:10 PM (DDeWs)

25 I still don't understand the grammar and syntax of Trump's tweets. It has to be intentional (as has been suggested of the typos), but I can't figure out the strategy behind writing them this way.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 20, 2019 12:10 PM (miXS6)

26 >>"We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said.

It comforts me to know our leaders don't know the difference between million and billion.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

27 I don't think Tlaib is "anti-semitic". She's a Jew-hater. She's Semitic herself.

"Anti-semite" comes from the days when Jews were likely the only Semites somebody would see to talk about.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (DuZls)

28 "3 million"? Is she Dr. Evil?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (xfb67)

29 Look, do I like it when Tliab says derogatory things about Jews? No.

Do I agree with her on her position that Israel doesn't deserve to exist? Of course not.

Do I support her when she attempts to work with people who are actively trying to murder Israelis? No I don't.

But that doesn't mean I like Donald Trump either, and because Both Sides Are Bad, I'm going to spend the entirety of the rest of the week harping on Donald Trump for being a big meanie poo poo face to poor innocent Tliab who didn't do anything to deserve such monstrous attacks from Trump.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (KUaJL)

30 It was all just a way to get them a World audience so they could denounce Israel and attempt to sway public opinion in the US away from sending them anymore aide unless they complied with their "demands".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (JUOKG)

31 "But denying a visit to duly elected members of Congress is not consistent with being an ally, and denying millions of people freedom of movement or expression or self-determination is not consistent with being a democracy."


Being Israeli is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (hLRSq)

32
I say it once again - how did they not see it coming? Trump just keep laying the same trap for them over and over and over again. And they walk right in every single time. The Squad walks into it because they are stupid. But the rest of the Dems follow on because they are deranged by orangemanbad.

He's got a hobby of elevating the Squad in the public mind, both jointly and severally, and then tarring all the Dems with their brush. By the time he's finished, Pelosi is going to be shuddering in a corner, soaked in her own urine.

He's making her tenure as Speaker impossible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (eGEVz)

33 The only way to make that an even more beautiful tweet is finish
it with "And Fuck Y'All All y'all."
Posted by: Soothsayer



Plural.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (3oX+R)

34 FNM reported w/o any counterpoint Omar or Tliab's BS that Israel is both covering shit up by not letting them in, and discriminating against them because other congress critters can visit freely. SMH that the FNM will not point out that this pair of statements amounts to the Squad saying that their DNC congressional brethren are lying or covering up for Israel.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (vrfMC)

35 Teh Stoopid, it burns. And should be painful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (HaL55)

36 Boy I wish Trump didn't tweet so much, you guys should listen to me, serious you guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (XEuGl)

37
Notice how she lets it slip out that she thinks being an "ally" is like, to her, a suicide pact for her evil benefit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (c9TiS)

38 8 Rashida Tlaib's favorite hobby is playing Schindler's List backwards so it has a happier ending.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)

Except the sniper part with Ralph Fiennes. She plays that as a gif for her screensaver.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (DDeWs)

39 You'll be shocked to learn Omar and Tlaib are fundraising off this.

Posted by: Ha at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (MAstk)

40 No politician has the balls to say (tweet) that except Trump. Thank You President Trump.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (0G613)

41 We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year
Technically true, but I still think it's funny she meant billion, but said million.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (9t0Zz)

42 Would it be wrong to call them the "I Keel You" Caucus?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (xfb67)

43 We don't need to beclown any of these bozos; they self-beclown on a daily basis. All we need to do and turn on a microphone in their vicinity, sit back and watch. Like a self-cleaning oven.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (Q3dyo)

44 Nood already? The last thread was just getting warmed up:

1. If not Pence, who?
2. Is wealth disparity a serious problem, even if the Left's "solutions" to is are utterly wrong.
3. What we all did on Election Night 2016
4. How the 2020 election will unfold

Please Ace, hold back on new posts! We were just getting started over there! :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (ujg0T)

45 They attempted to create an entirely fictitious reality at our southern border to support their "narrative". Why would they not do the same in Israel?

Posted by: Harlan at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (suaaH)

46

She built this sity on rock and stone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

47 29 Look, do I like it when Tliab says derogatory things about Jews? No.

Do I agree with her on her position that Israel doesn't deserve to exist? Of course not.

Do I support her when she attempts to work with people who are actively trying to murder Israelis? No I don't.

But that doesn't mean I like Donald Trump either, and because Both Sides Are Bad, I'm going to spend the entirety of the rest of the week harping on Donald Trump for being a big meanie poo poo face to poor innocent Tliab who didn't do anything to deserve such monstrous attacks from Trump.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (KUaJL)

============

This satire is so on point.

Congrats. Well done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (iikV8)

48 LOLGF.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (7jTtI)

49 'We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year'

We rate this as 'mostly true'

Posted by: sNopes at August 20, 2019 12:14 PM (cqNba)

50 >>>Donald Trump took to twitter to express solidarity with this terrorist...

Brace for BAD OPTICS!

All hands on deck, Cruiservatives!

BAD OPTICS OFF THE PORT BOW!!!

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:14 PM (datdl)

51 Those two are destroying the Democrat Party all by themselves.
Keep up the good work, ladies!

Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2019 12:14 PM (qlTN9)

52 See this is why you have to love Trump, and I mean love, but not in a homo way.


He fights, he's always fighting, always pressing, always trying to advance.


He is the epitome of what of what a legitimate political leader should be.


The thing that enrages is me is what could have been advanced with him acting as the lead blocker.


But no, the GOP has other plans.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (88mwq)

53 >>We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year

In 2016, Obama signed a 10 year, $38 billion aid package for Israel.

We aren't talking ancient history here and it was freaking Obama who signed the package.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

54 41 We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year
Technically true, but I still think it's funny she meant billion, but said million.
Posted by: bonhomme


AoC should hold a fluffy cat in her lap, wear a monocle and say evilly, "We give Israel three THOUSAND dollars a year!"

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (Q3dyo)

55 Sit on it and rotate, you Jihadi scrunt.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (gz9aI)

56 Gee, I wish the Prez would stop being so subtle and say what he really means....

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (g2uaa)

57 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said.


Someone needs to tell this idiot the difference between million and billion

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (LWu6U)

58 It comforts me to know our leaders don't know the difference between million and billion.


All I'm saying is it's a big number. Hater.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

59 As I noted yesterday, Tlaib represents a very poor area of Detroit suburbs, who are 56% black, 35% white and with a smattering of other races/ethnicities. Small number of muslims. District represented by John Conyers for decades. She was elected in Nov of last year, became the rep in January and has done ZERO for her district. Instead, it has been constant anti Israel, pro Muslim, hate Trump, all about me, for the past 8 months.
Anyone ( whose a Dem, a R would be a million to one longshot) should be able to win an election against her.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (6rjhq)

60 Israel gets 3 million? Jeez, that's pocket change. Govt has many times that in the couch cushions.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (19g6/)

61 If Omar and her Bro/Husbo had been visiting her grandmother,

it would've been a new episode of -


"Sex in the Sity"


Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (mIQCW)

62 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said. "This is predicated on they're being an important ally in the region and the 'only democracy' in the Middle East," making air quotes with her fingers.


Sounds exactly like what the Neo-Nazis at Stormfront and 4Chan have been saying for decades.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (O7MnT)

63 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.

She must be the Ringo of the group.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (datdl)

64 You'll be shocked to learn Omar and Tlaib are fundraising off this.
Posted by: Ha at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (MAstk)
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How can you fund-raise when you're "silenced"?

Doesn't somebody have to hear you to fund-raise?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:16 PM (DuZls)

65 Rashida married her uncle???



When your husband last name
And your mother's the same
That's-a incest

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:16 PM (bDqIh)

66 62 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said. "This is predicated on they're being an important ally in the region and the 'only democracy' in the Middle East," making air quotes with her fingers.


Sounds exactly like what the Neo-Nazis at Stormfront and 4Chan have been saying for decades.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (O7MnT)

==========

"Now, those are some very fine people!"
-Tlaib

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:16 PM (iikV8)

67 I think Trump has internalized Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals:

13. "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it." Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

68 Actually we pay Israel three million per year to test our weapons and offer improvements to same.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (7jTtI)

69
63 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.

She must be the Ringo of the group.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (datdl)


Something-or-another Pressley, Dimwit from MA

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

70 I read the content, wrote an essay and a letter to the editor of the New York Times.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (88+cf)

71 Willowed

Paul Ryan chose to walk away from one of the most powerful positions in government rather than fight to help Trump win.



Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2019 12:06 PM (lwiT4)


Ryan did everything he could to torpedo Trump's agenda. He dragged out submitting a terrible Repeal and Replace GaylordCare bill so that McCain could get one last act of treachery in. Plus he kept repeating Not Who We Are like a retarded parrot. One half assed tax bill was all he could produce after funding 100% of Gaylord's agenda.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (y7DUB)

72 >>Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.



Ayanna Pressley, Chicago Marxist (now in Boston) from central casting

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (bDqIh)

73 These dummies aren't even smart enough to let this story die.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (xfb67)

74 i read somewhere that tlaib's grandmother's name is tlaib, but tlaib is actually not her birth name but her married name. in other words, her grandmother has her husband's name. this was explained as she married her uncle.

i don't know if any of this is true. does anyone know the details? (i'm too lazy to do any research myself).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (Pg+x7)

75 >>>>Sounds exactly like what the Neo-Nazis at Stormfront and 4Chan have been saying for decades.

The alt-right are big time fans of Tlaib and Omar now. And they kinda hate Trump for his support of Israel.

The White Supremacy is coming from inside the HOUSE!!!

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (datdl)

76 Getting these nags elected was Trump's greatest trick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (cqNba)

77 We rate this as 'mostly true'

Posted by: sNopes


For the life of me, I can't figure out what Snopes is thinking by labeling the Bee as not a satire site. They look like complete idiots. The Bee, of course, takes full advantage.
https://tinyurl.com/y39bpc8l

Snopes should cut its losses and back away. They're seriously overmatched.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (T6t7i)

78 63 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.

She must be the Ringo of the group.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (datdl)

I believe it is Elvis Presley

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (DDeWs)

79 Actually we pay Israel three million per year to test our weapons and offer improvements to same.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:17 PM (7jTtI)
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And I think that's less than hour's worth of federal government.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (DuZls)

80 Another Alinsky Rule that Trump follows:

8. "Keep the pressure on. Never let up." Keep trying new things to keep the opposition off balance. As the opposition masters one approach, hit them from the flank with something new.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)

81 Yet people voted for this bint.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (u6xw0)

82
Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.

-------

Pressly.

She's not as high-profile as the rest. My question is whether Trump decides to make her high-profile as the subject of his next withering assault, or if he rotates AOC back into the pummeling order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (eGEVz)

83 The Squad = The Mosquitos = Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving (sort of).

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2019 12:19 PM (RuIsu)

84 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said.


Someone needs to tell this idiot the difference between million and billion



She is not wrong. We do give Israel more than $3 million a year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 20, 2019 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

85 So the need to see grandma is past, it's now the need to see the situation on the ground. Simple in either case, go to Jordan and cross into the Palestinian territory from there. See, no need to involve Israel at all.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2019 12:19 PM (kGBB1)

86 "Duly elected" as in the "duly elected President of the United States" you seek to delegitimize every day by bringing up the irrelevant "popular vote" and all that crap?

You have "Congressional Districts" don't you?
How dead-white-slaveholder and racist of you.
Why not count up all the votes in your state and give our seats to the #1, #2, #3, etc finishers?

Or just do it nationally. Have one big district and count up the votes. Give out 435 seats to the first 435.

Lying idiots.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 12:19 PM (koNhm)

87 What is really dehumanizing is that I, an American citizen, have to go through dehumanizing, time-consuming, costly, and intrusive searches because of the depraved acts of ARAB MUSLIM KILLERS.A huge burden has been placed on air travel because of ARAB MUSLIM KILLERS and it preceded 9/11.Spare me the indignities that your relatives go through, when so many have demonstrated abject joy at taking other life through there terrorism.Es ist zum kotzen.

Posted by: kraki at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (TNa9O)

88 Trump is such a dummy, how did he stumbled into forcing the Dems to make a no-win choice?

Heh.

That race card is going to be red hot from being played so much this well

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (k81AA)

89 "Snopes should cut its losses and back away. They're seriously overmatched."

We rate this as 'false'

Posted by: sNopes at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (cqNba)

90 Plenty of Congressional Democrats tried to block Geert Wilders, an elected representative from an allied country, from visiting the US

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (N4xQB)

91 We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said.
"This is predicated on they're being an important ally in the region and
the 'only democracy' in the Middle East," making air quotes with her
fingers.



Air quotes should be cause for removal from Congress and all public life.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (T6t7i)

92 44 Nood already? The last thread was just getting warmed up:

1. If not Pence, who?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:13 PM (


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Melania.

I bet she's 10x the hardass Trump is.

Granted she's foreign born, but I would support a 10 to 15 year usurpation to correct things.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (vUjCW)

93 the ban was "nothing less than an attempt by an ally of the United States to suppress our ability to do our jobs as elected officials."
____________

What bullshit.

Your job is to represent your constituents -- none of whom live in Israel. Your constituents live in your districts, most of which are f*cking messes, thanks to idiots like you. Your "squad" member Bro-fo's district is a hotbed of Somali terrorism and welfare fraud, and your own Michigan district is filled with crime, despair, and unemployment. Why aren't you doing something to address that, instead of whining about Israel's decision not to grant admission to a bunch of stupid, anti-semitic, grandstanding, anti-Israel bigots who just want to cause trouble?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

94 90 Plenty of Congressional Democrats tried to block Geert Wilders, an elected representative from an allied country, from visiting the US
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:20 PM (N4xQB)

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"See?! We should only be allied with Iran and Hamas Palestine!"
-Tlaib

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (iikV8)

95 @80

That's because Trump being from and growing up and doing business in NY was a Democrat and had a front row seat for how things are done in one of the most corrupt Democrat cesspools in the country.


Two of the best Republican Presidents we've ever had were former Democrats.

Reagan and Trump.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (88mwq)

96 Something-or-another Pressley, Dimwit from MA

I wonder how many left-wing Democrats are seething that they didn't get picked to be the Cleveland Brown of the Squad?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (O7MnT)

97 According to Tlaib Israel get three million in aid and she believes that too much, but Palestinians get a hundred million so is that excessive?

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (kGBB1)

98 Is she Dr. Evil?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM

Doubt she even has a bachelor's.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (dkvcO)

99 Remember when David French wrote a whole column saying Ilhan Omar was a more deserving and better American than those born here?

I don't want that to ever be forgotten as Omar inches closer to quoting the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in her press conferences.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (datdl)

100 Mooch now wants to take out Trump. If we don't, it's the same end of the World you see

Mooch has huge financial ties to China. Easy to connect the dots

So that makes Mooch a Tessio, no?
Tell Don it was only business. I always liked him

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (+aaIl)

101 Melania.



I bet she's 10x the hardass Trump is.



Granted she's foreign born, but I would support a 10 to 15 year usurpation to correct things.





Posted by: MAGA


Would leather and whips be involved? I'm not saying no.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

102 Melania.

I bet she's 10x the hardass Trump is.

Granted she's foreign born, but I would support a 10 to 15 year usurpation to correct things.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (vUjCW)

No, you install Baron Trump as Emperor, and you make Melania Lord Protectress of the Realm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

103 She's not as high-profile as the rest. My question is whether Trump decides to make her high-profile as the subject of his next withering assault, or if he rotates AOC back into the pummeling order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (3oX+R)

104 To be fair, she did say more than $3 million in aid. So, technically she was correct.

On the other hand, she's more than a little antisemitic.

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (786Ro)

105 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times, weeks ago when they were pissing and moaning about Trump.

-------

Pressly.

She's not as high-profile as the rest. My question is whether Trump decides to make her high-profile as the subject of his next withering assault, or if he rotates AOC back into the pummeling order.



Because she's black. The Democrats can't stop themselves from democrating.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (OLZex)

106 74 i read somewhere that tlaib's grandmother's name is tlaib, but tlaib is actually not her birth name but her married name. in other words, her grandmother has her husband's name. this was explained as she married her uncle.

i don't know if any of this is true. does anyone know the details? (i'm too lazy to do any research myself).
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


Studies have shown that something like 70% of Palestinians are descended from incestuous relationships. The entire culture there is essentially based in incest -- cousin marriage is not just allowed, it is EXPECTED and encouraged. At this point, the intertwining family connections in Palestine are so enmeshed that basically everyone is everyone else;s half-sibling of cousin or uncle of niece or whatever. If a Palestinian marries another Palestinian, it's almost guaranteed to be incestuous or semi-incestuous, because by now the tribe is essentially one giant extended family.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (Q3dyo)

107
You asked for a miracle. We give you...

The. Squad.

Posted by: Justice Democrats at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)

108 So the need to see grandma is past, it's now the need to see the situation on the ground. Simple in either case, go to Jordan and cross into the Palestinian territory from there. See, no need to involve Israel at all.
Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2019 12:19 PM (kGBB1)

Ainsley Bubblehead on F&F said the other day that if Israel had let in these two, they could have seen how Israel treats Palestinians in their hospitals, etc. and that could change their minds.

It's unfortunate that F &F has an eight year old cohosting with Kilmeade and Doocy. Kilmeade's face goes blank anymore when Ainsley starts singsonging her opinion, laced with such sweetness and concern. I think it's how he copes.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (6rjhq)

109 Good to know that $3 million a year gives us the right to tell any government what to do.

So, with that few billion we've paid to Baltimore ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (k81AA)

110 Willowed for Insomniac - -

404 Insom:

https://traceminerals.com/ concentrace-trace-mineral-drops/#tabs-1218-0-1

or

https://www.lithiaspringwaterstore.com

or

http://drinkcrazywater.com

It won't jolt you out of a dim mood, but it may help. I've been using the drops recently and have experienced improved concentration and some relief from obsessive worries and regrets.

Also, please spend some time telling yourself the truth. God loves and understands you and we do too.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (i/wJA)

111 107
You asked for a miracle. We give you...

The. Squad.
Posted by: Justice Democrats at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)

==========

What about the FBI?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (iikV8)

112 After Lobbying by Gun Rights Advocates, Trump Sounds a Familiar Retreat

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (3aI0K)

113 Because she's black. The Democrats can't stop themselves from democrating.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


That always makes me laugh. She's clearly relegated to the back of the bus.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

114 Willowed from the last thread:

391
The bad guy's lair in Looper was a building in downtown New Orleans. I used to drive by it everyday.


The same intersection (heavily modified) was also used in one of the
Planet of the Apes in the scenes with the "San Francisco Federal
Reserve" building.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

I don't think I saw Looper. What building and intersection was that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (ClOmq)

115 Damn. No Republican would have the guts to call the squad out like Trump did in that tweet. They've called him racist, homophobic, yadda yadda for so long without consequence...I love him just stating they're anti-Semitic as uncontroversial truth.

I bet the cucksphere is going apeshit (no offense meant to gorilla pundit and friends).

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (mBZZZ)

116 These broads schtick is tedious at best and mostly tiresome.

...and the ban was "nothing less than an attempt by an ally of the United States to suppress our ability to do our jobs as elected officials."

Name one thing that you have done for your constituents that you supposedly represent. I'll wait.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

117 >>>She's not as high-profile as the rest. My question is whether Trump decides to make her high-profile as the subject of his next withering assault, or if he rotates AOC back into the pummeling order.

Eh, stick to the Triad.

Pretty sure AOC/Omar/Tlaid tried to bring in Pressley as a race shield for when Trump attacks their lunacy, but they do a good job with just the three of them alienating a majority of the country.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (datdl)

118 >>I wonder how many left-wing Democrats are seething that they didn't get picked to be the Cleveland Brown of the Squad?



Justice Democrats also ran Saira Rao in Denver.

She seems awfully disappointed she's not up there with AOC, so she's on a quest to be the biggest Intersectional activist/RACIST attention whore on twitter.

Just imagine if this babe were in "the squad":

https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

119 I hope the Squad has more press conferences on this. They need something to top tears, though. Maybe sackcloth and ashes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

120 "According to Tlaib Israel get three million in aid and she believes that too much, but Palestinians get a hundred million so is that excessive?"

Someone should mention to Tlaib that as a nation, we give over $100.00 per year to both Israel and the Palestinians.

Some years, over $125.00
Depending on the Stock Market.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (cqNba)

121 I don't know many Germans were praying to before WWII.

The biggest difference between us and pre-war Germany is President Donald Trump and our prayers.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (zNIcM)

122 Snopes should cut its losses and back away. They're seriously overmatched.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (T6t7i)


They've already played this so poorly I don't see any positive end game for them. They're about to be the Lotus 1-2-3 of fact checkers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (y7DUB)

123 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year,"

Really? That little? Color me surprised.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (LISuA)

124 122 Snopes should cut its losses and back away. They're seriously overmatched.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:18 PM (T6t7i)

They've already played this so poorly I don't see any positive end game for them. They're about to be the Lotus 1-2-3 of fact checkers.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (y7DUB)

=========

Ann Althouse is on their side!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (iikV8)

125 Did we buy Greenland yet?

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (gz9aI)

126 Was that the real Goldberg above or was it satire? How can you tell? The spectacle of the big brave proud Jewish Dems not saying a peep about these disgusting pigs is incredible. They see anti-semitism in a cookie but won't say a word about these two.

Posted by: ejochs at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (lSFMQ)

127 Being the progeny of 70 generations of first cousin marriage has consequences.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (S6rpg)

128 Studies have shown that something like 70% of Palestinians are descended from incestuous relationships. The entire culture there is essentially based in incest -- cousin marriage is not just allowed, it is EXPECTED and encouraged. At this point, the intertwining family connections in Palestine are so enmeshed that basically everyone is everyone else;s half-sibling of cousin or uncle of niece or whatever. If a Palestinian marries another Palestinian, it's almost guaranteed to be incestuous or semi-incestuous, because by now the tribe is essentially one giant extended family.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (Q3dyo)

"I told y'all in Genesis 19. But no, you thought I was being poetic."
-God

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (KUaJL)

129

They should go on a fact finding tour in the Afghan mountains and take Peter Beinart with them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (aKsyK)

130 the ban was "nothing less than an attempt by an ally of the United States to suppress our ability to do our jobs as elected officials."
____________

What bullshit.

Your job is to represent your constituents -- none of whom live in Israel. Your constituents live in your districts, most of which are f*cking messes, thanks to idiots like you. Your "squad" member Bro-fo's district is a hotbed of Somali terrorism and welfare fraud, and your own Michigan district is filled with crime, despair, and unemployment. Why aren't you doing something to address that, instead of whining about Israel's decision not to grant admission to a bunch of stupid, anti-semitic, grandstanding, anti-Israel bigots who just want to cause trouble?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

Excellent comment, quite accurate.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (6rjhq)

131 Some woman shed something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (PlceE)

132 Mooch now wants to take out Trump. If we don't, it's the same end of the World you see



Mooch has huge financial ties to China. Easy to connect the dots



So that makes Mooch a Tessio, no?

Tell Don it was only business. I always liked him

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (+aaIl)

how did Trump ever get tied up with this guy? I am sure there is a story but come on. Time to drop the weirdo types.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (n13/j)

133 lolgf

Posted by: Not Ric Flair at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (CmKp4)

134 When one "ally" believes it has an unrestricted right to tell the other "ally" what to do, are they really allies?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (k81AA)

135 I noted yesterday, Tlaib represents a very poor area of Detroit suburbs, who are 56% black, 35% white and with a smattering of other races/ethnicities. Small number of muslims. District represented by John Conyers for decades. She was elected in Nov of last year, became the rep in January and has done ZERO for her district. Instead, it has been constant anti Israel, pro Muslim, hate Trump, all about me, for the past 8 months.
Anyone ( whose a Dem, a R would be a million to one longshot) should be able to win an election against her.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:15 PM (6rjhq)



----

The other part to this is that she was running against a Conyer relative and Coleman Young Jr. they fought so much they cancelled each other out, but they both feel she stole the election that belongs to the black people. I'm pretty sure they plan on righting that wrong!

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (lonOK)

136 At our press conference tomorrow I'm going to poke my eye out with a burning stick. That'll show Nazi Trump!

Posted by: Rancida Tlaib at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (hjaPQ)

137 3 million, 3 billion, whatever.

Zeros are a Jewish plot to rob Palestinians of their money.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (4sTkh)

138 Just imagine if this babe were in "the squad":

https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (bDqIh)



Good one, Lizzy. She's a crazy as they come.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (LISuA)

139 126 Was that the real Goldberg above or was it satire? How can you tell? The spectacle of the big brave proud Jewish Dems not saying a peep about these disgusting pigs is incredible. They see anti-semitism in a cookie but won't say a word about these two.
Posted by: ejochs at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (lSFMQ)

I'm honored that you couldn't tell my sock from the real thing. Jonah doesn't comment here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (KUaJL)

140 118>>>

I blocked that hellspawn about 2 months ago.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (gz9aI)

141 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

142 106 I bet, with all the incest, that kids song that goes "be kind to your web footed friends" is quite popular with the Palis.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (C1Lsn)

143 Nordlinger of NTO actually wrote that electing this anti-semitic garbage from MN was a sign of how great our nation was.

Posted by: ejochs at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (lSFMQ)

144 @54 zombie-We need a Bay Area /NorCal MoMe. Curmudgeon is in Sacto, I'm East Bay/Brentwood....

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (0G613)

145 Cuunts. The lot of 'em.

Wake the fuck up America. Do better.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

146 The only way to make that an even more beautiful tweet is finish
it with "And Fuck Y'All All y'all."
Posted by: Soothsayer



Plural.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:12 PM (3oX+R)

-----------

Too involved, this is simpler:

Fuck youse all.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (kGBB1)

147 "I told y'all in Genesis 19. But no, you thought I was being poetic."
-God


Dear God,

More smiting. Less cheek turning.

Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:27 PM (3oX+R)

148 @146
*makes wordless jerkoff gesture*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 12:28 PM (koNhm)

149 Ted Cruz is a better candidate than he was in 2016.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 12:28 PM (XEuGl)

150 Too involved, this is simpler:

Fuck youse all.
Posted by: Decaf


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:28 PM (3oX+R)

151 ''If a Palestinian marries another Palestinian, it's almost guaranteed to be incestuous or semi-incestuous, because by now the tribe is essentially one giant extended family.''

Hence the low IQs. Very easy to control those with the IQ of a beetle. I was going yo say ants but I think ants are smarter than the Palis.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (jm1YL)

152 How come Tlaib hasn't gone to see her beloved grandmother since 2006 if she's so important to her?

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

153
If a Palestinian marries another Palestinian, it's almost guaranteed to be incestuous or semi-incestuous, because by now the tribe is essentially one giant extended family.
Posted by: zombie


I'm my own grandma.

Posted by: Spike Tlaib and the Sity Slickers at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (aKsyK)

154 102 Melania.

I bet she's 10x the hardass Trump is.

Granted she's foreign born, but I would support a 10 to 15 year usurpation to correct things.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2019 12:21 PM (vUjCW)

No, you install Baron Trump as Emperor, and you make Melania Lord Protectress of the Realm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

We still haven't resolved the question of what leather boots she'll wear.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

155 You've seen one fat Pali cry, you've seen them all.

Israel should drive them into the sea.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (Z+IKu)

156 149 Ted Cruz is a better candidate than he was in 2016.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 12:28 PM (XEuGl)

=========

I like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas Senate race seems to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by the public. He's a fighter. He's super smart. He just doesn't attract the votes that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (iikV8)

157 I hope the Squad has more press conferences on this. They need something to top tears, though. Maybe sackcloth and ashes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

I worked with someone who was a Christian Arab. They would describe going to relatives funerals that included "paid wailers". When I asked what that was, it was explained that a group of women were professional wailers. They were paid to come to funerals to run up to the casket, howling, crying hysterically, "No more Said, no more Mohammed' for a period of time, would be comforted and then would leave. It's a gig that helps pay the bills, I guess and quite common at Arab funerals.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (6rjhq)

158
Funny how a country like Russia or China would have dealt with similar groups to the pali swiftly and certainly and with no condemnation, but Israel says no you can't bring your comfort bomb pet here and they are the worst people ever.

I still think Israel should deal with them now by kicking them across the river while Trump is Prez.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (r+sAi)

159 Being the progeny of 70 generations of first cousin marriage has consequences.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2019 12:25 PM (S6rpg)

________

Consanguinity is funny if you're on the outside looking in.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (flINI)

160 So that makes Mooch a Tessio, no?

..


Fredo.

Posted by: Ha at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (MAstk)

161 Palestinians have an 80 mean IQ. Israelis are probably north of 115

Makes for an interesting dynamic, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (+aaIl)

162 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times


That Louisiana woman with meth hidden in her coochie?

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:30 PM (786Ro)

163 http://drinkcrazywater.com

No.

Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (RU4sa)

164 110 Willowed for Insomniac - -

404 Insom:

https://traceminerals.com/ concentrace-trace-mineral-drops/#tabs-1218-0-1

or

https://www.lithiaspringwaterstore.com

or

http://drinkcrazywater.com

It won't jolt you out of a dim mood, but it may help. I've been using the drops recently and have experienced improved concentration and some relief from obsessive worries and regrets.

Also, please spend some time telling yourself the truth. God loves and understands you and we do too.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 12:23 PM (i/wJA)

Thank you, Emmie. I'm not so sure about God, but I'm pretty sure about y'all. Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over there. You know who you are.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

165 >>Good one, Lizzy. She's a crazy as they come.

Right?

The Justice Democrats also ran a guy in CA for Congress who is literally the grandson of a terrorist - the mastermind of the Munich attack. The guy grew up on the west bank hanging out with granddad and his fellow Black September buddies (!!!).

If Imam Tawadi is to be believed, Linda Sarsour is trying to get into Congress, too.

We NEED Trump shutting this sh#t down now.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

166 We still haven't resolved the question of what leather boots she'll wear.
Posted by: joncelli


The tall patent leather lace up kind with the 6 inch spike heels.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (3oX+R)

167 Would someone, anyone, please enlighten these pukes on the fact that we don't GIVE Israel 3 billion a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (CKc3A)

168 [iI like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas
Senate race seems to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by
the public. He's a fighter. He's super smart. He just doesn't attract
the votes that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba[/i

Yeah, I think SCOTUS is where he'll end up, and that's good.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (T6t7i)

169 LOLGFY Tlaib.

When I hear the word "twatwaffle" I see your fugly face.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)

170 165
If Imam Tawadi is to be believed, Linda Sarsour is trying to get into Congress, too.

We NEED Trump shutting this sh#t down now.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

==========

As long as the Democratic Party doesn't actually control the government, I'm kind of okay with having these people in Congress.

It's dancing on the edge of a knife, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (iikV8)

171 Talib and Omar at Jerusalem.

Translated that means two lying bitches lying about our only real ally in the ME.

Posted by: Startrek Analogy Speaking Alien at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (pw+jk)

172 ''The tall patent leather lace up kind with the 6 inch spike heels.''

Higher than that. 6 inches are like flats to her.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (jm1YL)

173 Just imagine if this babe were in "the squad":

https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:24 PM

I dunno...she was right about the Democrat party being trash that won't save them. Other than that, though...yeah. Batshite cray cray.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (dkvcO)

174 Thank you, Emmie. I'm not so sure about God, but I'm pretty sure about y'all. Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over there. You know who you are.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

________

*quick furtive glance... looks back down at the paper*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (flINI)

175 Thank you, Emmie. I'm not so sure about God, but I'm
pretty sure about y'all. Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over
there. You know who you are.



Posted by: Insomniac


**shifty eyes**

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (T6t7i)

176 168 I like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas
Senate race seems to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by
the public. He's a fighter. He's super smart. He just doesn't attract
the votes that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba


Yeah, I think SCOTUS is where he'll end up, and that's good.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:32 PM (T6t7i)

=========

I hated that idea. I wanted him to be president.

It's probably the best place for him, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (iikV8)

177
@sairasameerarao
Follow Follow @sairasameerarao
More
Assimilation is a euphemism for "internalized oppression."

========

What a crazy bitch Saira Rao is. Now, there is a sentiment that would surprise past immigrants. My own grandparents felt worlds differently about assimilation, and couldn't wait to leave Sweden behind. They were eager to be Americans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (LISuA)

178 She and her 3 friends are the new face of the Democrat Party.


RFK slowly rolling in his grave but picking up RPMs.

Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

179 Terrorist One and Terrorist Two? There's a Muslim version of a Dr. Suess book in there somewhere, maybe The Bomb at the Prom.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (WqPYg)

180 Hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

181 I like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas
Senate race seems to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by
the public. He's a fighter. He's super smart. He just doesn't attract
the votes that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He needs a stunt double for speeches and shit.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (88+cf)

182
When I asked what that was, it was explained that a group of women were professional wailers.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (aKsyK)

183 178 She and her 3 friends are the new face of the Democrat Party.


RFK slowly rolling in his grave but picking up RPMs.
Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

===========

"Maybe that huge immigration influx wasn't such a great idea after all..."
-Zombie Ted Kennedy, pushing Zombie Mary Jo underwater

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (iikV8)

184 134 When one "ally" believes it has an unrestricted right to tell the other "ally" what to do, are they really allies?

It might make sense for you to run that question past FDR.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (8erNz)

185 Does one put salt or maple syrup on twatwaffles?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

186 Here's a preview of the facebook white-washhttps://bit.ly/2KLWbNz , led by that stalwart conservative, Jon Kyl.

Wait, can we still say white-wash? On the one hand is is attached to wash, which is good and therefore should be forbidden. But overall it is a bad thing, so therefore not forbidden and maybe mandatory? I'm so confused.

Posted by: motionview at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (pYQR/)

187 Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtrump

Sorry, I don't buy Rep. Tlaib's tears...


Such a simple thing, fighting back. We're going to miss this man.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (dzJ3R)

188 >>As long as the Democratic Party doesn't actually control the government, I'm kind of okay with having these people in Congress.



Two words: Imran Awan.

We do not want these people in Congress, getting access to intel and Congressional dbs, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (bDqIh)

189 When I asked what that was, it was explained that a group of women were professional wailers.

Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: Bob Marley



Lululululululululululu boom!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (3oX+R)

190 149 Ted Cruz is a better candidate than he was in 2016.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 12:28 PM (XEuGl)



=========



I like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas Senate race seems
to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by the public. He's a
fighter. He's super smart. He just doesn't attract the votes that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:29 PM (iikV

yeah it seems like he has been friend zoned for no good reason. He should be a a leader. But the Texas vote is not just about Cruz, it is about Texas too. They almost elected an anti American, socialist frat boy. The guy who should be running for the president of some UT . fraternity.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (n13/j)

191 I hated that idea. I wanted him to be president.



It's probably the best place for him, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:33 PM (iikV


=========


Agreed. I would have liked to see him as AG instead of Sessions first before being elevated to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

192 RFK slowly rolling in his grave but picking up RPMs.

They should have replaced his bearings first. Bet they're pretty corroded by now.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (8erNz)

193 Just a quick Gurgle search shows that the feds gave Planned Parenthood about $1.5B over three years.

$3M to Israel is a pittance.

The fact that they publicly denied terrorist sympathizers into their country: priceless.

Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (6Krd7)

194 ''Does one put salt or maple syrup on twatwaffles?''

I don't know. Ask CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (jm1YL)

195 I'm no expert on selecting life partners, but I'm pretty sure professional wailers would be right out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (hjaPQ)

196 188 >>As long as the Democratic Party doesn't actually control the government, I'm kind of okay with having these people in Congress.



Two words: Imran Awan.

We do not want these people in Congress, getting access to intel and Congressional dbs, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Yeah, good point, but as long as the Democrat Party is actually run by crazy radicals, I'd rather those crazy radicals be known to the American voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (iikV8)

197 Does one put salt or maple syrup on twatwaffles?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM

Vinegar.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (dkvcO)

198 yeah it seems like he has been friend zoned for no
good reason. He should be a a leader. But the Texas vote is not just
about Cruz, it is about Texas too. They almost elected an anti American,
socialist frat boy. The guy who should be running for the president of
some UT . fraternity.


Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (n13/j)


========


"You're welcome." -- George Soros

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

199 Unfortunately, Cruz has a face for radio.

And a voice for print media.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (cqNba)

200 Wasn't there a fourth Squad Member along with Tlaib, Omar and AOC? I kept seeing her in the background a couple times


Are you thinking of Ayanna Presley, from Boston? She's another prize catch; a bitter, angry, batshit crazy one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (LISuA)

201 Cruz barely winning his district against a lame assed fraud soy boy says more about his district than it says about Ted.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (7jTtI)

202 199 Unfortunately, Cruz has a face for radio.

And a voice for print media.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (cqNba)

==========

He looks pretty good with that beard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (iikV8)

203 I wouldn't let either in my house....or, on MY LAWN!

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (ykq7q)

204 Check out a pic of a Palestinian street mob protesting. Half of them look like Alice the Goon. Not kidding.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (RuIsu)

205 Thank you, Emmie. I'm not so sure about God, but I'm pretty sure about y'all. Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over there. You know who you are.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (NWiLs)


The truth is that God loves and understands you.

Really.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (i/wJA)

206 I hope we are givythe Israelites more than 3M in aid!

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (uyba+)

207 So, the Cult of the Perpetual Victim is like Hotel California? You can check in but never leave?

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (AkkRZ)

208 Cruz barely winning his districtstate against a lame assed fraud soy boy says more about his district than it says about Ted.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (7jTtI)
---
FIFY

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (DuZls)

209 201 Cruz barely winning his district against a lame assed fraud soy boy says more about his district than it says about Ted.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:36 PM (7jTtI)

========

State, not district.

And...how will that translate to the rest of the nation when the same kind of media battlefield lays out with Cruz on a federal ticket for president?

It just does not portend well.

Again, I'm a Cruz fan. I really like him, but he's not going to be president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (iikV8)

210 @realdonaldtrump
. . .
Live with it!



Love the little kickers PDT puts at the end of his tweets.

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (786Ro)

211 Such a simple thing, fighting back. We're going to miss this man.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 12:34 PM (dzJ3R)

=======

Courage is the rarest of virtues anymore ... especially in The Swamp.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:37 PM (WqPYg)

212 Mmmmmaybe we need a new perspective.

The left talks about Palestinian rights. OK. Let's talk about rights, but lets also have enough respect for the Palestinians to acknowledge each of their identity individuals, rather than just members of a group called "Palestinians"

What sort of rights should an individual identified as a Palestinian have?

How about...and stick with me here...How about the right to be governed by a competent, non-crazy organization, instead of Hamas or Fatah? Really? Those are the only two available choices? Couldn't we round up the clown circus that is the Democratic Party Primary, and say "Here, have Palestine. Govern THAT. You are in charge now." It's not like the Democrats have any chance at 2020, and -- and this is damningly faint praise -- Any of the Democratic Party candidates, while ludicruously unfit for power here, would be light-years above Hamas or Fatah.

How about...the right to be able to disassociate themselves from crazy, violent, suicidal neighbors? There must be SOME reasonably sized subset of individuals that are NOT entirely on board with the "Kill Jooos and Americans at all costs" mentality. Don't the members of that subset have a basic, fundamental right to be able to a) escape from the crazies or (even better) b) make the crazies leave them alone? Maybe repartition Gaza into the "Violent Clown" and "reasonably normal " sections?

Posted by: Sweet Lou at August 20, 2019 12:38 PM (iaIKD)

213 Cruz is an appellate lawyer. I'd never let him try a case because he'd lose half the jury as soon as he started talking. That's because he's a self-centered dweeb

Trump would be a great trial lawyer

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 12:38 PM (+aaIl)

214 I can't seem to find it now, and Bing and Google were no help, but there was a wonderful Omar meme circulating. It's a picture of her, and the words were

SOME PEOPLE COULDN'T GO SOMEWHERE

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2019 12:39 PM (ed8K1)

215 "Again, I'm a Cruz fan. I really like him, but he's not going to be president."

Would love to see him on the Supreme Court, though.

Just imagine the hearings...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:39 PM (cqNba)

216 Who was the hot blonde banned from the UK?

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:39 PM (uyba+)

217 216 Who was the hot blonde banned from the UK?
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:39 PM (uyba+)

=========

Laura Loomer? Laura Southern? Something like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (iikV8)

218 how did Trump ever get tied up with this guy? I am sure there is a story but come on. Time to drop the weirdo types.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (n13/j)

Trump was faced after the election during the transition with filling a bunch of positions, dealing with the GOPe, the never Trumpers, the Democrat's screaming that he won by fraud, a CIA and FBI that were immediately trying to get him arrested as a spy and conspirator with Russia, riots by the screaming Hillary voters, on and on. The entire first four months of the Trump administration was just Trump throwing people into positions based on recommendations from other people thrown in positions. It wasn't until John Kelly came in that people started to get thrown out that were simply grifters, and Scaramucci was one of them. I'll never know why he was allowed to join the transition team and then get appts to high visibility positions. He was a Hillary supporter, disliked Trump and his appt. makes no sense.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (6rjhq)

219 I wanted Cruz for POTUS because I thought Trump was bullshitting. Pleased to say I WAS WRONG!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (7jTtI)

220 ''Check out a pic of a Palestinian street mob protesting. Half of them look like Alice the Goon. Not kidding.''

My step grandfather used to entertain me and my sisters with sketches of goons. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (jm1YL)

221 He looks pretty good with that beard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba

unfortunately, this isn't the Terran Empire. unfortunately.

Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (nFwvY)

222 26 >>"We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said.

It comforts me to know our leaders don't know the difference between million and billion.
Posted by: JackStraw


That reminds me of the scene in one of the Austin Powers movies where the evil villain threatens to blow up the world, or something, unless they give him..... dramatic music......ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (+lVUW)

223 I like Cruz, but his performance in the 2018 Texas
Senate race seems to indicate that he's simply not that well liked by the public.


I imagine him wearing a suit and tie every day to school and being named the captain of the high school Debate and Model UN teams, and founder of the Young Republicans. As a ten-year-old.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (x/2Z8)

224 163 http://drinkcrazywater.com

No.

Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (RU4sa)


Ha! Mineral Wells, movie stars and the rich and famous used to go there for the healing baths.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (zNIcM)

225 ''Just imagine the hearings...''

Oh my goodness. The thought gives me tingles. What fun.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (jm1YL)

226 Cruz has no finesse. Trump actually has a great deal of it, even though his critics claim he doesn't. Take the talk about a Gun Control bill, as the perfect example that's topical right now. Cruz would simply say "hell no, that's stupid, we're not doing it." Which of course would please us, but it would piss off everyone who isn't completely on our side, and after the issue was over, they would still remember that he pissed them off.

What Trump is doing on Gun Control is obvious, since he has run the same play over and over again on issue after issue. He says "oh yeah, I'll consider it, let's talk about it!" And then the Senate will get a committee together, and they'll talk about who will cater their lunches for the first month, and quickly public interest will fade, and then Trump will say "well if we're going to do this you have to tie it in with border security, and the Dems will say "hell no!" and then the whole thing will fall apart, and Trump will say "well you see, I tried, they wouldn't work with me." And people will forget the issue and simply remember "yeah, Trump tried to work with them, they turned him down." That's one of the keys to his appeal and to his style. That's finesse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (Kpl3J)

227 One of my predictions here was that Mooch wouldn't last a week after he started his Communicatuons gig

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2019 12:42 PM (+aaIl)

228 "The entire culture there is essentially based in incest -- cousin marriage is not just allowed, it is EXPECTED and encouraged."

When the rule of law is thin, just about the only thing respected is inheritance, and intermarriage keeps property in the family.

Along with "the Innsmouth Look" and various genetic diseases...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (bc/rW)

229 219 I wanted Cruz for POTUS because I thought Trump was bullshitting. Pleased to say I WAS WRONG!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (7jTtI)


Glad he and Trump made up. He's a good team player and strong supporter of the president.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (zNIcM)

230 Maybe the Twins can finagle a HALO insertion from DoD. If they're serious.
Who knows, maybe it would work. God forbid something bad should happen!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (e1mEI)

231 Someone writing a name in English starting with "Tl" should be thrown out just for being a total asshole. There is no initial phoneme "tl" in English. There's nothing even close. It is a phoneme that ONLY can appear in the middle of a word, such as "atlas", since it necessarily splits two syllables.

If this pali chick wants to write her name as "Tl ...." then she might as well just go the full Prince and pick some stupid symbol for her name.

And she can take all the "Ng"-named assholes with her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (k4bRG)

232 Lauren Southern. Who is Canadian I think?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (oZ6kz)

233 One more time- We do not GIVE Israel 3 billion in aid but maybe the scrunts don't know what a defense contract is.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (CKc3A)

234 Ooops, I actually UNDERestimated the percentage of Palestinians that are the offspring of incest -- it's actually 74.7%:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24468669

"Consanguinity profile in the Gaza Strip of Palestine: large-scale community-based study.

...About 74.7% of the [study participants] of the Gaza Strip are associated with consanguineous parents, of them 54.4% first-cousins and 20.3% second-cousins."

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (Q3dyo)

235 Cruz needs to have his dad do his speeches. That way he can fix the details in three thousand page bills.

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (uyba+)

236 Trump's tweets are gonna lose him some votes.. but you gotta love the brutal honesty of them sometimes!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (so+oy)

237
Laura Loomer? Laura Southern? Something like that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:40 PM (iikV


Lauren Southern

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

238 Great observation Tom Servo.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (tH5fk)

239 132 how did Trump ever get tied up with this guy? I am sure there is a story but come on. Time to drop the weirdo types.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:26 PM (n13/j)


This is probably too "4d chess" for most, but I've read the hypothesis that Mooch's brief tenure in the White House was calculated to annoy Reince into resigning. Whoever it was I was reading called it a "perfectly executed maneuver." The idea was that Trump realized he was leaking like crazy, but firing him outright would offend too many people in the party organization. So you bring in the obnoxious guy.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (ed8K1)

240 OT: I just thought of a potential satirical book.

Take the kind of language used to describe the future now, and throw it back to the late 19th century.

"The death of the buggy whip industry is a pipe dream."

"Why steam cars are going to mark the end of horse drawn carriages forever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (iikV8)

241 @177

Of course the left would be against assimilation, how would you ever have conflict if disparate groups became a unified cohesive whole?


The left has always been about division, it's in their DNA.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (88mwq)

242 What Trump is doing on Gun Control is obvious, since
he has run the same play over and over again on issue after issue. He
says "oh yeah, I'll consider it, let's talk about it!" And then the
Senate will get a committee together, and they'll talk about who will
cater their lunches for the first month, and quickly public interest
will fade, and then Trump will say "well if we're going to do this you
have to tie it in with border security, and the Dems will say "hell no!"
and then the whole thing will fall apart, and Trump will say "well you
see, I tried, they wouldn't work with me." And people will forget the
issue and simply remember "yeah, Trump tried to work with them, they
turned him down." That's one of the keys to his appeal and to his
style. That's finesse.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Shhhhhh. They're listening.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (T6t7i)

243 Yeah... I'm just waiting for someone to go after the "dehumanizing" TSA checkpoints.
I'll have some sympathy after that.

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy - delurking at August 20, 2019 12:44 PM (Dhcvl)

244 I'm a nobody on twitter and I rarely use it, bit I've been responding to Scarammucci thusly:

15:01 Time's up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2019 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)

245 Cruz has no finesse.

I appreciate that. Ted Cruz is easily the smartest man in the Senate. But intelligence is very intimidating, especially to imbeciles. And about 3/4ths or more of the senate are, in fact, imbeciles. So, naturally, being unable to understand the level that Cruz analyzes things at, the response is to say "His sh-t's retarded and he has a punchable face."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

246 That's one of the keys to his appeal and to his style. That's finesse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (Kpl3J)


He understands that those in and those that jump to the media's exhortations have a mental age of 13.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:46 PM (zNIcM)

247 The squad's tears are sweet, sweet nector to me - inject it straight into my veins. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 20, 2019 12:46 PM (BNZkU)

248 Splunge,
My reading on Scaramucci says the same thing, Trump wanted Preibus out and the appt of Scaramucci for five days as press secretary got him to resign. He apparently had told Trump NOT to hire Scaramucci for obvious reasons, and Trump did it anyway.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:46 PM (6rjhq)

249 Speaking of imbeciles in the senate, Mario Rubio is now part of the Cult of the ManBearPig:

"Climate change is causing real problems.
Real problems deserve real solutions."

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1163777961734094848

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:46 PM (O7MnT)

250 To echo a point I've made before, imagine being told in 2001 that Tlaib and Omar would be in Congress, that Sadiq Khan would be Mayor of London, that Islamic immigration would increase exponentially, that "Islamophobia" would be a career-ending accusation, etc.

It's really hard to argue that Osama didn't win.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (N4xQB)

251 Regarding Cruz's 2016 performance, some Texan horde members said the Bush Crime Family doesn't like him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (y7DUB)

252 Bander I got called away so if you're still here...

I freaking loved the movie. You and I are pretty much in the same place with regard to QT. You sounded like I usually do waiting for this one!!

Want to avoid spoilers but holy crap it was awesome! I love Brad Pitt anyway and he did not disappoint. He subtly inhabited that character


Every shot of the movie was perfection. So many little things to pick up on for repeated viewings. The scenery was amazing. I kept enjoying all the little callbacks to his own movies. Also there was a surprising ton of depth to what amounted to a simple story. Inch wide and a mile deep. So much about it I loved. Probably gonna see it again before it exits stage left.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (tJ655)

253 The squad's tears are sweet, sweet nector to me - inject it straight into my veins. Go Trump MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ



Cooties.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (tH5fk)

254 ...About 74.7% of the [study participants] of the
Gaza Strip are associated with consanguineous parents, of them 54.4%
first-cousins and 20.3% second-cousins."

Posted by: zombie


Yikes. Finding a venue for family reunions must be a nightmare.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (T6t7i)

255 What Trump is doing on Gun Control is obvious, since he has run the same play over and over again on issue after issue. He says "oh yeah, I'll consider it, let's talk about it!" And then the Senate will get a committee together, and they'll talk about who will cater their lunches for the first month, and quickly public interest will fade, and then Trump will say "well if we're going to do this you have to tie it in with border security, and the Dems will say "hell no!" and then the whole thing will fall apart, and Trump will say "well you see, I tried, they wouldn't work with me." And people will forget the issue and simply remember "yeah, Trump tried to work with them, they turned him down." That's one of the keys to his appeal and to his style. That's finesse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (Kpl3J)



Not only that - his tweet about Fredo being put on the Red Flag list was devastating.

You see, these leftists pass these laws intended for us, but not for them. Trump put them on notice, and the idea has quieted down ever since.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (ujg0T)

256 Cruz and Gohmert. I love those guys!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (7jTtI)

257 Twitter's character limit is to grammar and syntax what those 1950's missile-bras were to sex.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (O8WFE)

258 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (hjaPQ)

259 >>That's one of the keys to his appeal and to his
style. That's finesse.




THIS

He takes the steam out of the "We must do something NOW about [whatever]!!" by appearing to support what they want, robbing them of forcing their policy on a short-term wave of emotion.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

260 Or 2018...

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (y7DUB)

261 If this pali chick wants to write her name as "Tl ...." then she might as well just go the full Prince and pick some stupid symbol for her name.

And she can take all the "Ng"-named assholes with her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 12:43 PM (k4bRG)

You'd love that Mexican town, Tlacquepacque. And if you make fun of his name Quetzocoatl will go all medieval on you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

262 People indeed have freedom of movement. But:

1) Quit whining and just take a bloody passport with you.
2) Read the section in the passport that reminds travelers that when you are in a foreign country, you are subject to its laws.
3) No country owes you the right to enter. (In Canada you can be denied entry for having a DUI/DWI.)
4) Quit whining and just take your bloody passport with you.

By the way, blasting and badmouthing the country you want to visit and making common cause with people and organizations that want it destroyed might be a bit of a problem.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (WDnN1)

263 @245

Cruz is simply, and I mean this in the most technical sense, unappealing.


He is a fantastic lawyer, and probably the most intellectually gifted Senators we've ever had but the man simply comes off as smarmy and inauthentic, most of the time.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (88mwq)

264 So I googled the Innsmouth look.

Don't like it.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (tH5fk)

265 I've said for a long time that Rubio is the most dangerous R in the senate. John McCain reincarnated. He can't wait to stick it in to every one of us.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 12:50 PM (tJ655)

266 258 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (hjaPQ)

He's even more of a Fredo than Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:50 PM (N4xQB)

267 There's a reason why Cruz comes off as smarmy and inauthentic.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 12:50 PM (tJ655)

268 265
I've said for a long time that Rubio is the most dangerous R in the
senate. John McCain reincarnated. He can't wait to stick it in to every
one of us.


Fortunately for us, he isn't very bright.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (T6t7i)

269 I thought the Mooch got canned for giving an idiotic interview to a lefty outlet...the NY Slimes?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (O8WFE)

270 263 @245

Cruz is simply, and I mean this in the most technical sense, unappealing.

He is a fantastic lawyer, and probably the most intellectually gifted Senators we've ever had but the man simply comes off as smarmy and inauthentic, most of the time.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (88mwq)



Sadly THIS. Ted won rather narrowly against a phony femboy like Beto O'Rourke--in TEXAS.

Make Ted a Justice after his Senate career is over.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (ujg0T)

271 So I googled the Innsmouth look.

Don't like it.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2019 12:49 PM (tH5fk)

Huh. The things one learns following the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (xPJvm)

272 263
Yep, not like Hillary, honest and empathetic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (7jTtI)

273 @267

Yeah, because lawyer.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (88mwq)

274 258 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM (hjaPQ)


Unlike Princess Warren, Hunter passed his DNA test.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (zNIcM)

275 I don't see how his tweets lose votes? The younger set loves them, and the older, polite set isn't on Twitter and only hears about them through the media. The same media who fees them some other crap regardless.

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (uyba+)

276 It's very much a prog thing to do to refuse to go visit your grandmother to make a political point.

Literally no one would think she hates Israel any less if she took up the offer to visit her grandmother. I mean, sure she couldn't attend any pro-terrorist rallies during that few days of visiting, but she could do it the day before and the day after. But she just can take a day off from being political. It's not healthy/human to be that political.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (hdzef)

277 "It's not like the Democrats have any chance at 2020,"

So why don't we just cancel the 2020 election then?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (WDnN1)

278 Dehumanizing?

Kind of begs the question, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (rAa90)

279 I appreciate that. Ted Cruz is easily the smartest man in the Senate. But intelligence is very intimidating, especially to imbeciles. And about 3/4ths or more of the senate are, in fact, imbeciles. So, naturally, being unable to understand the level that Cruz analyzes things at, the response is to say "His sh-t's retarded and he has a punchable face."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

Imagine Maizie Hirono or Dick Durbin sitting at lunch with Cruz and having an intelligent discussion.....

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (6rjhq)

280 Yikes. Finding a venue for family reunions must be a nightmare.

They need Israel because Mar-A-Lago just isn't big enough...

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (8erNz)

281 266
258 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is
suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.


If Biden weren't in the Senate, the whole family would be dealing meth out of a trailer park.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (T6t7i)

282 I don't think Tlaib is "anti-semitic". She's a Jew-hater. She's Semitic herself.

"Anti-semite" comes from the days when Jews were likely the only Semites somebody would see to talk about.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2019 12:11 PM (DuZls)

Fact: "anti-Semite" was a termed coined by a proud German Jew-hater to give Jew-hating a veneer of scientific/academic respectability.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (a72/q)

283 "Live with it." Boy, that's beautiful. I can't imagine any words the Left hates to hear more.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (H8QX8)

284 269 I thought the Mooch got canned for giving an idiotic interview to a lefty outlet...the NY Slimes?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (O8WFE)

I don't think it was a formal interview, IIRC he basically drunk texted an NY times reporter and badmouthed everyone. The reporter then, obviously, made public screenshots from the entire conversation.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (KUaJL)

285 Imagine Maizie Hirono or Dick Durbin sitting at lunch with Cruz and having an intelligent discussion.....

Imagine Maizie Hirono sitting in front of a mirror and having an intelligent discussion.

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (8erNz)

286 I saw no real tears in that video..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (so+oy)

287 195 I'm no expert on selecting life partners, but I'm pretty sure professional wailers would be right out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:35 PM (hjaPQ)

The ululating during sex is especially off-putting.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

288 "We give Israel more than $3 million in aid every year," she said. "This is predicated on they're being an important ally in the region and the 'only democracy' in the Middle East,"

Oh? Are we suddenly requiring aid recipients to use that aid responsibly?

I don't know when this change was implemented, but it's certainly a welcome one. Hopefully Tlaib will call for it to implemented across the board.

/s

Posted by: Razell at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (GipNt)

289 I think Cruz has a good sense of humor though and he is willing to fight tough. It might not click well with some but the guy is anything but a pushover .

I will always love this commercial he did.

https://tinyurl.com/z96bzh6
he has also been pretty good on twitter.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (n13/j)

290 Imagine Maizie Hirono or Dick Durbin sitting at lunch with Cruz and having an intelligent discussion.....

Posted by: Jen the original


Never happen. They'd be flummoxed trying to remember if it was salt or pepper that was black.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:53 PM (T6t7i)

291 I'm sitting here wondering if any of you that say Cruz has no appeal, have you ever gone to one of his campaign events?

The guy that had the tattoo poster, read green eggs and ham during a filibuster and quoted 'The Princess Bride"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (CKc3A)

292 The Tears of Tlaib sounds like a Motown song.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (II6Oo)

293 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (KUaJL)

That's right - thanks, you jogged my memory.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (O8WFE)

294 Sadly THIS. Ted won rather narrowly against a phony femboy like Beto O'Rourke--in TEXAS.

Make Ted a Justice after his Senate career is over.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (ujg0T)


My $60,000,000 almost pushed my boy Beto over the ling. Next time I'll pay $70.

Posted by: Soros at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (zNIcM)

295 Imagine Maizie Hirono or Dick Durbin sitting at lunch with Cruz and having an intelligent discussion.....
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (6rjhq)


Cruz would have better luck dining with the inmates of the primate enclosure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (rAa90)

296 Fortunately for us, he isn't very bright.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (T6t7i)

Rubio? He's a troubled little dude.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (H8QX8)

297 When is Abbot clear to replace Cruz? Then elevate Ted to SCOTUS

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (uyba+)

298 I bl that @almostjingo was the first one to link Tlaib to her uncle. Per other tweets, also appears to be researching her 13 siblings. Sounds like most of the brothers have a felony or two in their background.

Posted by: Ever at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (kkVtg)

299 Interesting....


Jerusalem Post Breaking News
SAUDI ARABIA IMPLEMENTS END TO TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS FOR SAUDI WOMEN

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia has begun implementing previously announced changes that allow adult women to travel without permission and to exercise more control over family matters, state news agency SPA reported on Tuesday.

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (786Ro)

300
And about 3/4ths or more of the senate are, in fact, imbeciles.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:45 PM (O7MnT)






Why so small a number?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (veoSD)

301 Imagine Maizie Hirono or Dick Durbin sitting at lunch with Cruz and having an intelligent discussion.....

I can't imagine Mazie Hirono sitting the right way on a toilet seat without help.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (O7MnT)

302 *bursts in*

*POUNCE!!*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (d7Ww2)

303 291
I'm sitting here wondering if any of you that say Cruz has no appeal, have you ever gone to one of his campaign events?


I'd wager that a majority of those saying here that he can't win POTUS supported him in '16. I know I did.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (T6t7i)

304 Tlaib is so emotionally unstable it's scary. More so than a typical lefty. Pay attention and you'll see she's an emotional wreck all the time.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (Rq8Pp)

305 He's even more of a Fredo than Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:50 PM (N4xQB)

Yup....He's banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! I couldn't get a drink at the table! Bastard......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (Z+IKu)

306 I think Scaramucci realized that the fall of Avenatti left CNN with an open spot and a willingness to pay big bucks for anyone who was clown enough to come on the air and shriek about how TRUMP is GOIN' DOWN!!! YEAH BUDDY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

307 192
RFK slowly rolling in his grave but picking up RPMs.



They should have replaced his bearings first. Bet they're pretty corroded by now.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at August 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Bobby never lived to see what a complete mess Teddy was. (Or maybe, over the years, he saw plenty of Eddie's fecklessness within the circle of the Kennedy family.) Wonder what his reaction to Chappaquiddick would have been?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (ClOmq)

308 250
To echo a point I've made before, imagine being told in 2001 that Tlaib
and Omar would be in Congress, that Sadiq Khan would be Mayor of London,
that Islamic immigration would increase exponentially, that
"Islamophobia" would be a career-ending accusation, etc.



It's really hard to argue that Osama didn't win.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (N4xQB)


========

Or that Mohommad would be the most popular name for boys born in The UK for just about every year running since ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

309 Ted for Chief Justice. I could live with that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (7jTtI)

310 Rubio? He's a troubled little dude.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Small hands will do that.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (T6t7i)

311 Jerusalem Post Breaking News
SAUDI ARABIA IMPLEMENTS END TO TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS FOR SAUDI WOMEN

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia has begun implementing previously announced changes that allow adult women to travel without permission and to exercise more control over family matters, state news agency SPA reported on Tuesday.
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (786Ro)



Their new King and Crown Prince appear to be realizing that the world has changed, and so must Islam. I wish them luck.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (ujg0T)

312 *bursts in*

*POUNCE!!*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched



Republican.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (tH5fk)

313 Unlike Princess Warren, Hunter passed his DNA test.
---
This story doesn't mention any paternity test. The woman's lawyers say they've been unable to serve Biden thus far--which probably means he's evading service.

https://tinyurl.com/y4s9967q

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (hjaPQ)

314 292 The Tears of Tlaib sounds like a Motown song.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (II6Oo)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Tlaib, when the wall worked.

Posted by: Demok at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

315 283 "Live with it." Boy, that's beautiful. I can't imagine any words the Left hates to hear more.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (H8QX


I have a viable candidate. When someone claims to be deeply offended, "You'll get over it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (rAa90)

316 I can't imagine Mazie Hirono sitting the right way on a toilet seat without help.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (O7MnT)
----------
And I will take Pictures I Didn't Need for 1200, Alex.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (tJ655)

317 True about Tliab not working for her district, Jen the original. I wonder if Nancy will give her a big program to juice up the votes next time she runs...or will she say no and let her swing?

Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (qlTN9)

318 299 Interesting....


Jerusalem Post Breaking News
SAUDI ARABIA IMPLEMENTS END TO TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS FOR SAUDI WOMEN

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia has begun implementing previously announced changes that allow adult women to travel without permission and to exercise more control over family matters, state news agency SPA reported on Tuesday.
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (786Ro)

And that right there is why the Saudis are the only Muslims that the Left hates.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (sm6Pk)

319 Why so small a number?

OK, Cruz is highly intelligent. Mike Lee, Rand Paul, and Tom Cotton seem pretty smart. Um...

Um...

Um...

Help me out, here.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (O7MnT)

320 Jean, Abbott has just made a big tactical error with his task force to combat White Nationalism.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (CKc3A)

321 Paul Ryan and Jeff Sessions should both go down in history as worse the Benedict Arnold

Posted by: Big Alfredo at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (tbHY9)

322 I'm stable. Those aren't tears; I'm putrefying.

Posted by: Rancid Tilapia at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (H5knJ)

323 Political Hat at the AoS Gab group:

https://gab.com/ThePoliticalHat/posts/102647238280764362

Two, today:

https://gab.com/ThePoliticalHat/posts/102648456655705396

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (Zqz9o)

324 Sadly THIS. Ted won rather narrowly against a phony femboy like Beto O'Rourke--in TEXAS.

Make Ted a Justice after his Senate career is over.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (ujg0T)

It's worth remembering that TX has its share of Dem voters, and that for the most part, the Dem candidates on offer are embarrassments.

Mr. O'Rourke is a VERY evil man, no doubt, and EVERY person I see driving down the road with a Beto sticker and anyone who cast a ballot for him are NOT VICTIMS of evil but rather cheerful accomplices - but he was the first Dem in a long time that TX Dems could support and not be embarrassed. Note how very poorly Lupe Valdez did in the gubernatorial election - she was the typical embarrassingly bad Dem candidate that the state party puts up time and time again.

Not to mention Mr. O'Rourke had the backing of lots of people who wanted that seat badly, and he still lost in spite of the money thrown at him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (WDnN1)

325 No Jews is good Gnus.

Posted by: Mohammed "Gary" Gnu-Tlaib, Al Jazeera Prime Time at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (V4+zP)

326 Wonder what his reaction to Chappaquiddick would have been?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (ClOmq)


He would have helped cover it up.
All Kennedy's are inbred idiots.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (zNIcM)

327 My $60,000,000 almost pushed my boy Beto over the ling. Next time I'll pay $70.
Posted by: Soros at August 20, 2019 12:54 PM (zNIcM)

Beto - heh, it has been fun watching him so thoroughly destroy any chance he might ever have had to run for office over the last 2 - 3 weeks. I've never seen any candidate so totally and intentionally destroy his career future so decisively, ever!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

328 Or that Mohammad would be the most popular name for boys born in The UK for just about every year running since ...
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (WqPYg)


Makes it easy to deport them all, though.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (rAa90)

329 303 291
I'm sitting here wondering if any of you that say Cruz has no appeal, have you ever gone to one of his campaign events?

I'd wager that a majority of those saying here that he can't win POTUS supported him in '16. I know I did.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (T6t7i)



I did, and I was actually wrong about that.

Cruz is a wonderful man, but he could not have withstood the Media Smear Machine. And they would have fabricated crap against him too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (ujg0T)

330 I'd wager that a majority of those saying here that he can't win POTUS supported him in '16. I know I did.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (T6t7i)

I despised his candidacy. I've forgotten or forgiven much of it, as we need every ally we can get now, but he was about as nasty and lowdown as they come. I supported Carson first, then Trump. When I saw Trump's event in Las Vegas in 2015 with the families of those killed by illegal immigrants, I was sold. No one had ever shown a shred of sympathy for these people until Trump did.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:59 PM (H8QX8)

331 309 Ted for Chief Justice. I could live with that.

Yep. afaic, He can be as smarmy and unlikable as he wants once he has that lifetime appointment. As long as he never changes his views.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 12:59 PM (O8WFE)

332 Beto - heh, it has been fun watching him so thoroughly destroy any chance he might ever have had to run for office over the last 2 - 3 weeks. I've never seen any candidate so totally and intentionally destroy his career future so decisively, ever!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)


It's the drugs. I seriously suspect he has a serious drug problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:59 PM (rAa90)

333 328 Or that Mohammad would be the most popular name for boys born in The UK for just about every year running since ...
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

Makes it easy to deport them all, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:58 PM (rAa90)

Have to keep an eye out for every variant of it (Muhammad, Mohammed, Mahmoud, Mehmet, Mahomet, etc...).

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (sm6Pk)

334 302 *bursts in*

*POUNCE!!*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 12:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Huh, wah....WHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

335 Beto - heh, it has been fun watching him so thoroughly destroy any
chance he might ever have had to run for office over the last 2 - 3
weeks. I've never seen any candidate so totally and intentionally
destroy his career future so decisively, ever!


One has to wonder how he'll make a living once his rich wife divorces him. I think I'll roll around in that thought for awhile.....ahhhhhhh.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (T6t7i)

336 311
Yeah. Reform got Sadat a bullet. I hope the King realizes that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (7jTtI)

337 Tom Servo- Amen to that

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (CKc3A)

338 320 Jean, Abbott has just made a big tactical error with his task force to combat White Nationalism.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (CKc3A)


He's made more than one error.
He's been slipped some KoolAid.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (zNIcM)

339 315 283 "Live with it." Boy, that's beautiful. I can't imagine any words the Left hates to hear more.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 12:52 PM (H8QX

I have a viable candidate. When someone claims to be deeply offended, "You'll get over it."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 12:57 PM (rAa90)

When I hear someone say 'I am offended'

I reply, 'So?'.

Posted by: Don Q at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (NgKpN)

340 51 Those two are destroying the Democrat Party all by themselves.
Keep up the good work, ladies!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

ARE YOU ASSUMING THEIR GENDER???
Ladies?? Um not so much. both have no cl1t and the bigger one is really a man.

Posted by: yumper at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (rNi/8)

341 Fact: "anti-Semite" was a termed coined by a proud German Jew-hater to give Jew-hating a veneer of scientific/academic respectability.


Then why didn't he use a German word?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (fuK7c)

342 >>Bobby never lived to see what a complete mess Teddy was. (Or maybe, over the years, he saw plenty of Eddie's fecklessness within the circle of the Kennedy family.) Wonder what his reaction to Chappaquiddick would have been?

Hell, his own kids are a mess.
-- Joe tried to annul his first marriage when his twins were ~10. Also think he killed a GF in a car accident.

-- Michael killed himself skiing into a tree after sleeping with the family babysitter for 4 years, starting when she was **14** and was caught stalking her (after the breakup)

-- RFK jr. had numerous affairs, then an ugly divorce, and then when his ex-wife committed suicide he refused to release her body to her parents (she hadn't updated her will)

Winners, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

343 Bobby never lived to see what a complete mess Teddy was. (Or maybe, over the years, he saw plenty of Eddie's fecklessness within the circle of the Kennedy family.) Wonder what his reaction to Chappaquiddick would have been?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (ClOmq)

The more I've read about Bobby, the more I realize that he was sadly just as much of a dick as the rest of his family.

One particular story that jumps out- during the Bay of Pigs invasion there were four pilots from the Arkansas National Guard who disregarded the order not to provide air support and ended up being KIA. Bobby personally intervened to ensure that their families would not receive military pensions or any answers about what happened to them. It was basically the original Benghazi.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (N4xQB)

344 Have to keep an eye out for every variant of it (Muhammad, Mohammed, Mahmoud, Mehmet, Mahomet, etc...).

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)


Muldoon?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (T6t7i)

345 161 Palestinians have an 80 mean IQ. Israelis are probably north of 115
_________________

The medical innovations that come out of Israel are more than worth whatever aid we give them. They've invented the swallowable pill camera, exoskeletons (that help paraplegics walk), the flexible stent, the Sniffphone thing that can smell diseases, and many other devices that are being used in the U.S. to help patients here.

What have the Palis contributed? New ways to pack more IED's into a suicide vest? It's not just their lower IQ's that hamper them, it's their stupid insistence on spending their entire existence focused on their grievance against Israel. They will never amount to anything until they stop spending all their energy focusing on hatred and their lust for revenge. It's idiotic, and you'd think that after so many decades, they'd have realized that it's not working for them and it's never going to. But no, they're just that dumb.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

346 51 Those two are destroying the Democrat Party all by themselves.

Two? TWO?

(sobs)

Posted by: AOC and Zeppo Pressley at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (O8WFE)

347 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM


You'd think he'd know enough to wrap that gift, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (ejd/p)

348 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (1XAal)

349 Not only that - his tweet about Fredo being put on the Red Flag list was devastating.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 12:47 PM (ujg0T)

Don Lemon and Tater need to be on their own list, too.

Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (8TdcF)

350 At HotGas they're giddy about the Mooch getting a group of ex-Trump admin members to campaign for Democrats.

They're so fucking conservative, I can't even!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (FiUMj)

351 I'd wager that a majority of those saying here that he can't win POTUS supported him in '16. I know I did.

I thought he couldn't win POTUS in 2016, and I don't think he can win it ever. Although I like his policies, he's not a good retail politician. Supreme Court Justice, you bet. Politician, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (rAa90)

352 Was I the only one incensed when Ilhan did the 'airquotes" thing about Israel being the only democratic nation in the Middle East? Forget the fact that she reads at a grammar school level, insults like that are why I desperately hope her district will decide that Jihadi wannabes maybe aren't the best face to put forward for their portion of Michigan.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (lJMCC)

353 275
I don't see how his tweets lose votes? The younger set loves them, and
the older, polite set isn't on Twitter and only hears about them through
the media. The same media who fees them some other crap regardless.





Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 12:51 PM (uyba+)

=========

I'm with you on this. I think it's been a YUGE net benefit, despite the squishes peeing their pants over it. Our side has been craving a leader who is authentic and courageous. As much as we loved Reagan, he was from a different era and now we need a street brawler.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (WqPYg)

354 Hunter Biden's in the news again. A 28 year-old Arkansas woman is suing him over paternity. He's the give that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2019 12:48 PM

___

Giving AND coming apparently.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 01:02 PM (FiUMj)

355
Culture matters

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 01:03 PM (1XAal)

356 216
Who was the hot blonde banned from the UK?

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

See? Right there is a major reason why Britain is no longer a world power.

Banning a hot blonde? Ya gotta be kiddin' me!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 01:03 PM (ClOmq)

357 Douchbag attorney is going with the Trump made me do it defense!

He attacked a teen he felt disrespected the national anthem. Facing assault charges, his lawyer says he "believed he was doing what President Trump wanted" https://bit.ly/2YVIF1C?

I suppose Trump made him do this also:

"Brockway, who is charged with felony assault on a minor, is a registered violent offender after being convicted of a 2010 charge of assault with a weapon."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2019 01:03 PM (9BmSv)

358 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33"

Indeed. And I'm less than impressed with Cruz for hiring the rove disciple as campaign manager. Might be a good justice, but I question his judgement...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2019 01:04 PM (6qErC)

359
Fredo
Fredo
Fredo

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 01:04 PM (1XAal)

360 Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over there. You know who you are.

Posted by: Insomniac


Hey!


Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2019 01:04 PM (S6rpg)

361
Yeah. Reform got Sadat a bullet. I hope the King realizes that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2019 01:00 PM (7jTtI)






Which is why the Crown Prince carried out that big purge of miscreants earlier in the year. Whether it's enough to keep him above ground is a good question.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (veoSD)

362 This time, she's complaining that Israeli's attempt to stop the smuggling of Palestinian bombs into Israel was "dehumanizing."




being checked for terrorist bombs is just well deserved Palestinian Privilege

Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (nFwvY)

363 I was behind Trump from early on because he was clearly a fighter. I like fighters. Nasty fighters, I dont care. We dont have enough on the right. The visuals of Trump crossing over hwy barricades on foot to get to his rally to bypass the idiots blocking the road further made it clearer to me that he meant to win.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (ZcE3r)

364 Hot blond = Lauren Southern

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (1XAal)

365 "I'm sitting here wondering if any of you that say Cruz has no appeal, have you ever gone to one of his campaign events?

I'd wager that a majority of those saying here that he can't win POTUS supported him in '16. I know I did. "

WeirdDave and I went to his local rally in '16.

The dude is smart as a whip.

And I really did support him at that point in the election process.

Now.....

Give me Trump 20/20, and Cruz on the Supreme Court.

And I would consider it a win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (cqNba)

366 213 Cruz is an appellate lawyer. I'd never let him try a case because he'd lose half the jury as soon as he started talking. That's because he's a self-centered dweeb

Yet he came from out of nowhere to win a Senate seat that was David Dewhurst's personal property. That's not the usual act of a "self-centered dweeb".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (WDnN1)

367 345 161 Palestinians have an 80 mean IQ. Israelis are probably north of 115
_________________

The medical innovations that come out of Israel are more than worth whatever aid we give them. They've invented the swallowable pill camera, exoskeletons (that help paraplegics walk), the flexible stent, the Sniffphone thing that can smell diseases, and many other devices that are being used in the U.S. to help patients here.

What have the Palis contributed? New ways to pack more IED's into a suicide vest? It's not just their lower IQ's that hamper them, it's their stupid insistence on spending their entire existence focused on their grievance against Israel. They will never amount to anything until they stop spending all their energy focusing on hatred and their lust for revenge. It's idiotic, and you'd think that after so many decades, they'd have realized that it's not working for them and it's never going to. But no, they're just that dumb.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (k4dH2)



That said, I want to wean Israel off of US government foreign aid.

That also said, foreign US Government aid to Israel began when they were bribed to make concessions to goons who wanted to destroy them in the name of a mostly phony "peace process". Only with Egypt and Jordan has it worked, and guess who the #2 and #3 recepients of US Foreign aid are, come to think of it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 01:06 PM (ujg0T)

368 That other chick is the Shemp of the Squad.

Posted by: DD News at August 20, 2019 01:06 PM (jJjw9)

369 AOC has been dancing a whole lot less now that her organ grinder has run off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

370 Gotta believe Nutzy Palzi really wishes these hags would just quietly go away, or at least shut their pie-holes.
Tough on you, Nutzy. They're all yours.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 01:06 PM (77WPm)

371 nood

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 01:06 PM (T6t7i)

372 I don't want that to ever be forgotten as Omar inches closer to quoting the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in her press conferences.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2019 12:22 PM (datdl)

Somebody should dig up an old printed copy of "protocols" and mail it to Omar. Chances are she's ignorant enough not to know it's a forgery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2019 01:07 PM (a72/q)

373 326
Wonder what his reaction to Chappaquiddick would have been?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 12:56 PM (ClOmq)




He would have helped cover it up.

All Kennedy's are inbred idiots.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Oh, I'm sure he'd have closed ranks with the family and helped Teddy. Publicly. But in private I can just imagine the hell he'd have given Teddy. ("You had a chance, the chance John gave us -- and you blew it!!!") Of course that would have been within the family circle, so we'd have never known about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2019 01:07 PM (ClOmq)

374 Ben Shapiro would have voted John Anderson in 1980.


fight me.

Posted by: x at August 20, 2019 01:08 PM (nFwvY)

375 "Who was the hot blonde banned from the UK?

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019"

Samantha Foxx?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 01:08 PM (cqNba)

376 Re; The Innsmouth look.

Bulging eyes - check
Fish mouth - check
Gurgling voice - does vocal fry count as "gurgling" or "gravelly"?

http://i.maga___.net/___/29j.jpg

Posted by: Razell at August 20, 2019 01:09 PM (GipNt)

377 Live with it." Boy, that's beautiful. I can't imagine any words the Left hates to hear more.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice



Learn to code.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 01:09 PM (3oX+R)

378 And yet despite all the evil the squad represents, they got voted into office.
The GOP hasn't learned Trump's lesson. They won't go for the jugular and win.

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2019 01:09 PM (9221z)

379 @297

I would lay out a thousand bucks that Cruz would not be able to get out of a GOP controlled Judiciary committee let alone get enough votes in a GOP controlled Senate.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 01:10 PM (88mwq)

380 Which is why the Crown Prince carried out that big purge of miscreants earlier in the year. Whether it's enough to keep him above ground is a good question.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2019 01:05 PM (veoSD)

The Prince has read his Macchievelli. He knows that "make the people love me" is not nearly as effective as "Kill all of my enemies in gruesome ways".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

381 That also said, foreign US Government aid to Israel began when they were bribed to make concessions to goons who wanted to destroy them in the name of a mostly phony "peace process". Only with Egypt and Jordan has it worked, and guess who the #2 and #3 recepients of US Foreign aid are, come to think of it.
________________

Yeah, we give a ton of money to a lot of countries that don't deserve it. My point was just that the Israelis at least make meaningful contributions to the betterment of mankind, which is a helluva lot more than we can say for the rest of that lot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 01:12 PM (k4dH2)

382 The Prince has read his Macchievelli. He knows that "make the people love me" is not nearly as effective as "Kill all of my enemies in gruesome ways".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Would you rather be feared or loved?

Of course, the leader would rather be loved, but Machiavelli understood that people love at their pleasure but people fear at the pleasure of the prince.

So while being loved is preferable, if you have to choose, it is best to be feared.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 01:21 PM (WDnN1)

383 @297

I would lay out a thousand bucks that Cruz would not be able to get out of a GOP controlled Judiciary committee let alone get enough votes in a GOP controlled Senate.
Posted by: Radical Centrist

Maybe, they might want to get rid of him

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2019 01:22 PM (uyba+)

384 I appreciate that. Ted Cruz is easily the smartest man in the Senate.
But intelligence is very intimidating, especially to imbeciles. And
about 3/4ths or more of the senate are, in fact, imbeciles. So,
naturally, being unable to understand the level that Cruz analyzes
things at, the response is to say "His sh-t's retarded and he has a
punchable face."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

=====

Adding my few pennies: My strong suspicion is that Cruz managed the coalition support for McConnell and his machine-like efficiency in approving judges. McConnell is smart, but not that smart without the support of someone who can work the consequences (filibuster, Reid).

Cruz should stay in the Senate until his work for us in the unrepresented states is done -- Chief Justice Cruz.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 20, 2019 01:23 PM (MIKMs)

385 http://drinkcrazywater.com

No.

Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2019 12:31 PM (RU4sa)


Ha! Mineral Wells, movie stars and the rich and famous used to go there for the healing baths.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2019 12:41 PM (zNIcM)

Meh. My well water has more minerals than that; it's harder than chinese algebra. I use a revers-osmosis filter to render it drinkable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2019 01:23 PM (a72/q)

386 Hey Squad: LOLGF!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2019 01:30 PM (q1Pj5)

387 You'd think he'd know enough to wrap that gift, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 01:01 PM (ejd/p)


Slap a bag on your pepperoni, already!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 01:33 PM (rAa90)

388 he Prince has read his Macchievelli. He knows that "make the people love me" is not nearly as effective as "Kill all of my enemies in gruesome ways".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Would you rather be feared or loved?

Of course, the leader would rather be loved, but Machiavelli understood that people love at their pleasure but people fear at the pleasure of the prince.

So while being loved is preferable, if you have to choose, it is best to be feared.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2019 01:21 PM (WDnN1)


A corollary: gratitude is the least strongly felt human emotion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 01:35 PM (rAa90)

389 I would like little Ms. Terrorist Tlaib to name me any other democracies in the Middle East (or in any truly Muslim country from that matter), since she's so derisive of Israel, where there are elections and muslim members of Knesset and on the Israeli Supreme Court.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2019 01:39 PM (gjGvH)

390 The ululating during sex is especially off-putting.

That's why I stay outside in the garden, so I don't have to listen to that.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 20, 2019 01:40 PM (jOEDM)

391 Thank you, Emmie. I'm not so sure about God, but I'm pretty sure about y'all. Except that guy over there. Yeah, you over there. You know who you are.

(* looks at ceiling.. *)

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 01:50 PM (qc+VF)

392 Remarkable that our country can elect an enemy.

Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (Y274z)

393 Regarding Cruz's 2016 performance, some Texan horde members said the Bush Crime Family doesn't like him.

Cruz : TX GOPe :: Trump : National GOPe

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (qc+VF)

394 Can't you almost hear Smokey Robinson now?

"than the tears of a clown, When Grandma's out of town..."

Posted by: Bob at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (a24h/)

395 We give Israel more than $3.

Posted by: Hurricane Tyrone at August 20, 2019 03:25 PM (Yx5yC)

396 Close your eyes and think of the Holocaust, Rashida. I believe you said that gives you a calm feeling.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at August 20, 2019 04:35 PM (MMJ/U)

397 They're?

No. Their.

Posted by: Linda Fox at August 21, 2019 11:27 AM (3uqJZ)

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