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Former "Republican" Turned MSNBC Propagandist Nicolle Wallace: Trump Might Be Removed Via the 25th Amendment for the Alzheimer's We're Going to Conspiracy-Theorize Into Reality

Your weekly reminder that this cadre of determined Wine Mom liberals used to completely dominate the Republican Party and the "conservative" media, and still 75% dominates it.

Remember, this is the woman whose job it was to guide Sarah Palin through the 2008 election, but set her up without preparation for an interview with her pal Katie Couric.

Also, for some reason, there were lots and lots of leaks coming out of the few people who worked with Sarah Palin, and for some reason, the tell-all book Game Change depicted Niccole Wallace as a hero.

I wonder why.

A few weeks ago, Niccolle Wallace -- one of the smart, respectable people in the GOP until The GOP Left Her -- stated that Donald Trump had called for the "extermination" of Latinos.

"President Obama used the power of the presidency to try to pass comprehensive immigration reform, with the Latino community, Latino leaders, at the table. You now have a president, as you said, talking about exterminating Latinos," she continued.

She retracted this claim, but not on tv, just on Twitter.

She learned that from Jake Tapper.

Now this dim-bulb backstabbing social-climbing conspiracy theorist uncorks a fetid new conspiracy theory: Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.

JOYCE VANCE: You know there's pervasive reporting in this regard and if it was grandpa you would probably take him to see a neurologist or someone who specialized in geriatric medicine. That hasn't hasn't happened here...

WALLACE: That we know of...

Rich Lowry won't be demanding the deplatforming of his liberal friends, though.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:06 PM




Comments

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1 There's pervasive reporting of stuff we have totally made up. Now deny the allegation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2019 07:08 PM (CkGtt)

2 What time zone is this post?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 19, 2019 07:08 PM (rnXGe)

3 ''Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.''

Bwahahahaha....

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2019 07:08 PM (jm1YL)

4 great ... now every Trump voter also, must have Alzheimer's AND that white supremacy gene. sheesh ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (Cus5s)

5 Because Donald Trump totally acts like someone with Alzheimer's as opposed to someone like Joe Biden who is as sharp as a tack. Really

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (CkGtt)

6
Let's check out Joe and Bernie first.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (Wx/+I)

7 This wench ist not of my loins.

Posted by: William Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (hjaPQ)

8 These fucks make me tired.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (xInes)

9 I just accidentally witnessed that bint of an Anti-semitic congresscritter cry about her grandmother.

Oh, boo hoo, I. . . . must . . . . compose. . . . .myself.

Gawd I hate the lying media.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (Y4EXg)

10 It's RACIST-ALZHEIMERS!

Posted by: The Press at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (DuZls)

11 Me too neither. Bitch.

Posted by: George Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (hjaPQ)

12 These fucks make me tired.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (xInes)
---
I think that's the whole point.

Exhaustion.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (DuZls)

13 No Niccole. He has Trumpheimers which is defined as the ability to drive one's enemies to the edge of insanity.

BTW who spells Nicole with 2 ''c''s?

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (jm1YL)

14 If only Niccole Wallace was Joe Scarborough's intern.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (mRSrV)

15 "Do you renounce Trump and all his works?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (BiNEL)

16 Wallace has always been a mole for the dims

The Palin set up just pulled the mask off and she had no choice but to show her true colors

shit brown

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2019 07:12 PM (+8+gB)

17 Niccole with 2 c's? Is that Italian?

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (786Ro)

18 Biden doesn't know fact from fantasy, but he's fine.

Warren thinks she's an American Indian, and that is not a problem.


Obama doesn't know how many states there are, and he's a great American.

Trump is doing an excellent job running the country under the most insane circumstances, so obviously he has age related dementia.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (AkkRZ)

19 Trump's Alzheimers.... but don't look at Pelosi, Slow Joe, Bernie, Feinstein.....

Posted by: kraken at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (bCLt0)

20 17!

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (786Ro)

21 There is only so long long you can gas light before credibility is destroyed forever.
Especially if you play cute games like "we are just asking questions" or "other news stations are playing it so it is news".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)

22 What's the extra 'c' for, I ponder aloud?

Posted by: El Kabong at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (datdl)

23

Alternate poat title:

Holy Shit, Everyone, The Left Is Scared Shit Trump Will Another Term!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (YX8r9)

24 The checks are drying up, and the few supporters that they had are starting to slip away. The desperation is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (SgjGX)

25 They just keep shitting in their hand an flinging it against the wall hoping something will stick.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (CKxoR)

26 Excuse me, but is this the thread where you apply for the chicken-f*cking positions?

Posted by: Niccole Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (Mouru)

27 Wouldn't be easier at this point for the #Resistance to pretend they're not crazy power hungry tyrants for a few months and try to win the election?

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (NbRJx)

28

I guess it's better than Nikkkole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

29 There back to that again?
Well good luck with that because I'll be voting for him in 2020

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

30 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.
Remember when Sparky had his yearly checkup, and instead of the usual BS, all the public got was a Dr's note that said, "He's good."
I don't remember the news media speculating about all the gay diseases Obama must have been hiding.
Obama still had the audacity to complain about the media being too hard on him.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (9t0Zz)

31 I proudly claim Nicole. She's one of the Red Wallaces.

Posted by: Henry A. Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

32 she is just Batshit Crazy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (BqBId)

33 Would this also apply to Lunchbucket Joe if he were to win?

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

34 You know who definitely does NOT have Alzheimer's? Joe Fvcking Biden!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

35 ALZ-RACIST-HEIMERS

Posted by: Serious MSNBC-Recruited Psychologist--with glasses at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (DuZls)

36 Niccole with 2 c's? Is that Italian?
Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (786Ro)



It's the feminine derivation of Fredo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Mouru)

37 ugh, it's msnbc. whatever.

But...I get it. This is a traitor. No matter how small her platform, she's a traitor. Traitors got to get theirs.

These never trump and fake "my party left me" republicans should not be able to feed from the GOP party machine trough...if they ever consider that option.

Sighh....remember the K-street Project. GOP lawyers and lobbyists need Porsches too.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (JziUy)

38 Do I need to look her up before snarking about her appearance???

Posted by: kraken at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (bCLt0)

39 4 great ... now every Trump voter also, must have Alzheimer's AND that white supremacy gene. sheesh ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:10 PM (Cus5s)


Wait until you have to present a Doctor's Note certifying that you are neither a current Alzheimer's patient or a white supremacist before you can enter the voting booth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (BiNEL)

40 "That we know of..." covers a lot of territory.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (E3GAO)

41 Trump is not an alien lizard being operating out of a base in the center of Greenland.

At least as far as we know...

Posted by: MW at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (hNTtn)

42 I voted for Prince Donald, but that doesn't mean my spatula doesn't hold steak sauce. Because brown lawnmower.

White rice!

Posted by: Carg Clutcho at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (m4x2V)

43 Trump Might Be Removed Via the 25th Amendment for the Alzheimer's We're Going to Conspiracy-Theorize Into Reality

FFS.

Meanwhile, they'll all fall into line for Biden, even if he ends up playing handball with his own shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (heaSb)

44 Wouldn't be easier at this point for the #Resistance to pretend they're not crazy power hungry tyrants for a few months and try to win the election?


I personally believe that they're all collecively suffering from some sort of weird psychological disorder. Which means they literally can't stop themselves.


And that kind of works for me.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (AkkRZ)

45
Nick-hole Wallace?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Wx/+I)

46 Vegan diets lead to Alzhimers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (CKxoR)

47 they also frame their lunacy as a given, like "How do we deal with Trump's racism?"

They don't have to give true evidence of racism, their (fake) science is settled. They don't give examples of dementia, they just assume it.


Trump speaks extemporaneously on multiple subjects and as someone that dealt with someone developing true dementia, Trump's abilities are proof he is extremely capable, while many on the left shows signs of dementia which I would diagnose as cult derangement syndrome, exacerbate by the Trump election (from ultra sane Trump voters).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

48 Cute games,

"You now have a president, as you said, talking about exterminating Latinos"

"As you said", not the President said.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (1g7ch)

49 I didn't get this extra 'c' because I'm stupid. I'm smart. Not like everybody says, I'm smart and I want respect.

Posted by: Niccole Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (Mouru)

50 The Nevertrumpers are even more hysterical than their true lefty pals. . Mooch is their new addition? That's like adding Nathan Peterman to your football team to improve your teams QB rating.

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (Bf3hj)

51 Niccole Wallce is typical of the GOP and if they could destroy Trump they would in a heartbeat.

They think of Trump as The Pied Piper who took the base away from them and they resent the hell out of him for doing so.

What they don't grasp is that a critical number on the right are never going back to the reservation.

If they ever succeed they will put themselves into permanent minority status which they are probably fine with as long as they keep their token conservative status and the party invitations keep arriving.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (ltuaO)

52 Meanwhile, they'll all fall into line for Biden, even if he ends up playing handball with his own shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:15 PM (heaSb)

What do you mean, if?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (j3npP)

53 Breaking: Mueller Did Not Exonerate Trump of Alzheimer's

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (786Ro)

54 "You now have a president, as you said, talking about exterminating Latinos"
****
That is SLANDER

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (h1jJh)

55 Media Clown #1: Trump can't have Alzheimers. Reptillians are immune to the disease.

Media Clown #2: Trump isn't a Reptillian.....

Media Clown #1: That we know of.......

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (BRpqW)

56 Oh, one more thing. Remember when that mom and pop Pharmacy that supplied Congress all of their meds that let slip something like 10% of Congress was on anti-Alzheimer's pills?
That revelation sure got buried, didn't it?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (9t0Zz)

57 Trump-racist-white-poweren-hemiers

Posted by: Serious MSNBC-Recruited Psychologist--with glasses at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

58 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.


I can understand this if they're talking about Biden. Trump? Yeah keep on riding that crazy train, bitches.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 19, 2019 07:16 PM (SRarZ)

59
The Niccoles bark but the caravan moves on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (Wx/+I)

60 But Pelosi gets a big thumbs up. But Hilz gets a big thumbs up. But Bernie gets a big thumbs up....

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

61 These *ssholes sincerely believe they are their brother's keeper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (A8W5E)

62 25
They just keep s***ting in their hand an flinging it against the wall hoping something will stick.

Posted by: Ben Had



I think they need more fiber.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

63
Alternate poat title:

This Is Why So-Called Red Flag Laws Should Scare The Shit Of You: It Gives The Left The Unmitigated Power To Declare Anyone, Even The President of the United States, To Be Mentally Unstable And Legally Proceed To Control Your Entire Life

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (YX8r9)

64 Alternate poat title:

Holy Shit, Everyone, The Left Is Scared Shit Trump Will Another Term!
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (YX8r9)


Scared shitless that Trump may quote Obama,
"get in their faces"
and
"bring a gun"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (1g7ch)

65 In brief, if these Leftists ever get power again, they will institute Soviet style mental hospitals for Deplorables, PDQ... D'Souza was a test run....l

Posted by: kraken at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (bCLt0)

66 Given all that we've learned about the Cuck Class since Trump won, I'm amazed Republicans won elections at all.

They're not only traitors, sell-outs and frauds with regards to the base and conservative issues, but they ALSO encapsulate the worst stereotypes that the left holds for the right; rich, arrogant, disdainful of the poor, in the pocket of billionaire corporations, etc.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (datdl)

67 The GOPe needs to just fucking go away, already.

I know they're really stupid, but maybe they're also deaf, so I'll say it again, loudly and slowly...

NOBODY LIKES YOU OR WANTS YOU. GO AWAY. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU BACK IN. IT'S OVER.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (nPvDn)

68 they also frame their lunacy as a given, like "How do we deal with Trump's racism?"

Begging the question is their stock in trade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (heaSb)

69 Hey, how are these red flag laws supposed to work again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (A8W5E)

70 WE SUCK!!!!!

Posted by: The Grand Ol' Party at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (LINkS)

71 This Is Why So-Called Red Flag Laws Should Scare The Shit Of You: It Gives The Left The Unmitigated Power To Declare Anyone, Even The President of the United States, To Be Mentally Unstable And Legally Proceed To Control Your Entire Life


To be fair, it does cut down on a shitload of paperwork.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (Mouru)

72 Couldn't Wallace be argued to have Alzheimer's since the President never said or talked about, openly or otherwise, exterminating anybody?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

73 @66
This

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (Bf3hj)

74 "Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:06 PM"

In a little while Ace is going to post this post and we'll have to start commenting on it all over again.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

75 Ex-ter-min-ate!

Posted by: Daleks at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (DuZls)

76 Here's my diagnosis of Niccole: Trump Derangment Syndrome; Stage 5 with Metastasis.

Prognosis: Little more than a year, sometime around Nov. 8th, 2020.

4 years from now if she's lucky.

*shakes 8-ball* Unlikely, it appears.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (pJ5N0)

77 60 But Pelosi gets a big thumbs up. But Hilz gets a big thumbs up. But Bernie gets a big thumbs up....
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (RuIsu)


Don Lemon gets a big thumbs up, but you don't want to know where that thumb has been.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (heaSb)

78 41 Trump is not an alien lizard being operating out of a base in the center of Greenland.

At least as far as we know...
Posted by: MW



This is some crazy shit, right here.

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (Qt2ya)

79
Ace unintentionally reveals his ability to post into the future.

Posted by: Do the time warp baby at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (8Bqwz)

80 30 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.
Remember when Sparky had his yearly checkup, and instead of the usual BS, all the public got was a Dr's note that said, "He's good."
I don't remember the news media speculating about all the gay diseases Obama must have been hiding.
Obama still had the audacity to complain about the media being too hard on him.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:14 PM (9t0Zz)

He's got the Butt Flu

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 19, 2019 07:19 PM (dKiJG)

81 Joe Biden wishes he had Alzheimer's .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

82 Conspiracy theories are totally cool depending upon which side is doing the theorizing I guess.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (hnZzr)

83
If they ever succeed they will put themselves into permanent minority status which they are probably fine with as long as they keep their token conservative status and the party invitations keep arriving.
Posted by: Sharrukin2


They long for the good old days when Bob Michel was the permanent leader of the permanent Republican Congressional minority.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

84 I know they're really stupid, but maybe they're also deaf, so I'll say it again, loudly and slowly...

NOBODY LIKES YOU OR WANTS YOU. GO AWAY. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU BACK IN. IT'S OVER.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (nPvDn)



Oh, you say that now but we're going to look mighty enticing once we shitcan that orange baboon you guys love so much. Why, I've already lost 10 lbs. and three inches off my waist!

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (Mouru)

85 No sign of lunacy here. Move on.

Posted by: Phil T. McNasty at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (EZ8di)

86 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.

The Pope may have already converted to Islam, too.

In fact, that wouldn't really surprise me all that much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (heaSb)

87 "Failure is its own reward" - Nicolle Wallace
"Ditto" - Susan Estrich
"What she said" - Sen John McCain (late)
"Has anyone seen my dog?" - Mitt Romney

Posted by: OCBill at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (df+Zi)

88 "Do you renounce Trump and all his works?"


I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Delbert Grady at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

89 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

90 "President Obama used the power of the presidency to try to pass comprehensive immigration reform,"
_________________

Total bullshit.

Obama had the first two years of his presidency when he could have passed any damn thing he wanted because the Dims controlled both houses of congress. He never even tried to get "comprehensive immigration reform "(i.e. massive amnesty/open borders) passed. Instead, he shot his wad on his socialist health care wet dream, because he didn't really give a damn about "immigration reform." He like the situation exactly as it was.

Obama did nothing on immigration until he ordered DACA, which was unconstitutional, by his own admission. And he only did that to lock up the hispanic vote so he could get re-elected.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (k4dH2)

91 Jeez. If my kids acted like Wallace, they'd get spanked and sent to the naughty corner.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (yhYmR)

92 Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (YX8r9)

And if you foolishly think this could never happen here to a citizen, look at what they are actually doing to an elected sitting President!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

93 87 "Failure is its own reward" - Nicolle Wallace
"Ditto" - Susan Estrich
"What she said" - Sen John McCain (late)
"Has anyone seen my dog?" - Mitt Romney


Burp.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2019 07:22 PM (heaSb)

94 They just keep shitting in their hand an flinging it against the wall hoping something will stick.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:13 PM (CKxoR)



To be fair, you have to respect them for the incredible capacity of their bowels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:22 PM (Mouru)

95 Twenty years ago I would have hit Susan Estrich like the fist of an angry god. That whiskey and camels voice really got to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

96 Somebody please take a dump on Nicole's face. She needs to be humbled.

Posted by: Johnny Biface at August 19, 2019 07:22 PM (v7uSj)

97 I really hate these people.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 07:22 PM (dUJdY)

98 On the one hand, if they are back to "Trump will be removed via the 25th" for, what, the fifth, sixth time now--it means they're not getting traction with the racist lies.

Gotta have something to feed the faithful, right?

On the other hand, it's a very stupid sequel. So dumb even Starship Troopers 5: Loss of Flavor is calling it dumb.

Even Joe Biden is like, "that's so stupid. Who is dementia? I know ... One time I bought ice cream. You know how cold ice cream is? I tried to find the Five and Dime to buy some Christmas presents last week and no one would tell me what time it was."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (k81AA)

99 In brief, if these Leftists ever get power again, they will institute Soviet style mental hospitals for Deplorables, PDQ... D'Souza was a test run....l

Posted by: kraken at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (bCLt0)

With electroshock treatment cure for your white supremacy.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/08/19/

italian-psychologist-proposes-electric-shock-treatment-to-eliminate-prejudices/

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (ltuaO)

100 Trump is senile and insane, but Joe Biden is folksy and a statesman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

101 Okay, I just had 3 types- deletes .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (CKxoR)

102 they got nothing.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

103 It's only a matter of time until they don't even listen to themselves.....much less anyone else listen to them.

*shrugs*

next please

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (d7Ww2)

104 D'Souza was a test run....
Posted by: kraken




I vaguely recall Trump (?) early in the primaries mentioning a desire to investigate poor Dinesh's manhandling by the DOJ. Did I dream that?

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (LINkS)

105 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.

The Pope may have already converted to Islam, too.

---
You may have already won!

Posted by: The Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

106 OT:

I'm getting a big kick out of Netflix's Mindhunters. Here's the big takeaway: FBI and govt are a bunch of liquor-swilling careerist drunks whose number one job is kissing ass, and number two job is pretending to like it. The ones who aren't drunk are perverts who see themselves in the monsters they chase.

This is the first show I've ever seen that made me wish I was as eloquent and unflappable as Charlie Manson.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (mk9aG)

107 "Nobody's faked Trump's Russian birth certificate to make it look like he was born in the U.S. ... that we know of." -- Nicole Wallace

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (a/fDd)

108 Joe Biden wishes he had Alzheimer's .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 19, 2019 07:20 PM (2DOZq)


One day science my have the power to bring Biden up to Alzheimers lever, just like Cliff Robertson in that movie Charly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (Mouru)

109 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (Z4rgH)

110 So in handicapping the source of liberalism, mental illness has now taken the lead over cognitive defect and character flaw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (heaSb)

111 70 WE SUCK!!!!!
Posted by: The Grand Ol' Party



We are making a COMEBACK, BABY!!!! WOOT!!!

Posted by: The Whigs at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (Qt2ya)

112 Me too neither. Bitch.

Posted by: George Wallace

My very good friend, everybody, Zombie George Wallace. Stand up, Zombie George. Let everyone see ya!

Posted by: joey biden at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (Dh1wo)

113 "Your weekly reminder that this cadre of determined Wine Mom liberals used to completely dominate the Republican Party and the "conservative" media, and still 75% dominates it"

is this GOP division just the same as the social vs fiscal conservative division?

Posted by: snarfblaat at August 19, 2019 07:24 PM (51t39)

114 Palin just wasn't all that bright, in the end. she thought she could trust McCain and those around him.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (/DuNp)

115 Nurse, the problem is they only listen to themselves.

Scritches for Lucy.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (CKxoR)

116 Trump is senile and insane, but Joe Biden is folksy and a statesman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
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Cos racism.

Posted by: Rachel Explains It All at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (DuZls)

117 Nanzi Pelosi chasing verbs in circles is merely a sign of her mental acuity, but Trump is insaaaaaannnneeeee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

118 SCARAMUCCI!

Posted by: guy who likes to yell SCARAMUCCI! at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (QDnY+)

119 Obama did nothing on immigration until he ordered DACA, which was unconstitutional, by his own admission. And he only did that to lock up the hispanic vote so he could get re-elected.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 07:21 PM (k4dH2)


The beautiful thing about Obama's "I have a pen and a phone" legacy is the way Trump could just erase it the same way Obama enacted it. If you want your programs to last, you probably should think about trying to get them through Congress.

The exception, of course, was DACA, which Obama apparently inserted into the constitution with an executive order.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (h2Bdk)

120 We've seriously got to deliver such an ass-smacking loss to these mofo's they have to leave the country, which, of course, would Make American Great Again.

It's also a daily reminder the Bushes and the Rove cabal inflicted this trash on the GOP and the nation. All of them also need to be forced into exile with their communist pals.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (iw59Q)

121 Do they really think PDT failed that stupid clock test?

"On good authority, PDT could not remember the three magic words: apple, boat, tree."

Posted by: Ever at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (kkVtg)

122 May everything they wish to happen to Trump happen to them instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (wsWjl)

123 So how long did the demands for more gun control last after the El Paso shooting ? Have to admit shorter than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

124
MSM Style Guide:

Democrat: Passionate
Republican: Fanatical

Democrat: Sophisticated
Republican: Elitist

Democrat: Folksy
Republican: Stupid

Democrat: Clever
Republican: Sneaky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (Wx/+I)

125 105 Trump may have already been given a neurological exam to determine the extent of his Alzheimer's.

The Pope may have already converted to Islam, too.

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You may have already won!
Posted by: The Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes at August 19, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)


I don't think communists believe in Islam.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (h2Bdk)

126

Anyone catch this propaganda gem?:

You know there's pervasive reporting in this regard...

And that's makes it so!!
Because the Left has been fake "reporting" on it, it's actually a thing that is real. Just like global warming!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (YX8r9)

127 Wallace realized her long-term prospects were better as a 'disaffected' Republican, and McCain was going to lose anyway, so she sabotaged from within.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

128 Posted by: El Kabong at August 19, 2019 07:18 PM (datdl)

Tucker Carlson grew up around rich country club Republicans and said they are, in fact, just like their stereotype.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (d6Ksn)

129 social conservatives are dead and so are fiscal cons.

it is the Trump Party - the legacy Americans - against Soros.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (/DuNp)

130 The beautiful thing about Obama's "I have a pen and a phone" legacy is the way Trump could just erase it the same way Obama enacted it. If you want your programs to last, you probably should think about trying to get them through Congress.

Obama wasn't bright enough to think of that.

Any more than Reid was bright enough to realize - even after Lindsey Graham told him - that changing the Senate rules for confirmations might bite the Reds in the ass one day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (heaSb)

131 On the last thread several people said they were contemplating moving out of the U.S. under certain circumstances. Please be sure to check Medicare applicability. Have been reading that original Medicare does not cover out of the US expenses except in limited cases.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (bmdz3)

132 We really need a huge blockbuster trade for White Women with Eastern Europe and South Africa before the deadline.

Posted by: reasons to train at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (QwmrN)

133 123 neither shooter panned out to be Trump backers

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

134 Thanks, Ben Had.

Off to grab the bus home!

ciao!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (d7Ww2)

135 We've seriously got to deliver such an ass-smacking loss to these mofo's they have to leave the country, which, of course, would Make American Great Again.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (iw59Q)
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Nope. You'll see Screech-whine-wretch-pout in Turbo Mode!

What? You thought you have seen insanity in Turbo Mode?

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (DuZls)

136 she can't get hired by any respectable republican, they put her in the 4 pm mime box at MSNBC,

now beinart making excuses for blood libeling miftah opposite lowry,

Posted by: admiral marcus at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (x+C/t)

137 Anyone catch this propaganda gem?:

You know there's pervasive reporting in this regard...

And that's makes it so!!
Because the Left has been fake "reporting" on it, it's actually a thing that is real. Just like global warming!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:26 PM (YX8r9)


Journolist 2.0 never sleeps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (heaSb)

138 i also grew up in a country club Anglo / Reform household. I can confirm what Carlson says.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (/DuNp)

139 Kevin McCarthy wants you to know he supports a Primary of Steve King. He thinks Wallace is just lovely, especially in blue.

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (Bf3hj)

140 Throw in some Scandis as well.

Posted by: reasons to train at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (QwmrN)

141 123 neither shooter panned out to be Trump backers
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)
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LIAR! You HATE AMERICA!

Posted by: Soros-paid Trolls at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (DuZls)

142 Setting up for "Biden may be senile, but he's not so senile as Trump!"

They are very, very, smart. We shouldn't even try to anticipate their Master Moves.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (VaN/j)

143 Camels...? Oh, the cigs...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

144 I'm getting a big kick out of Netflix's Mindhunters. Here's the big
takeaway: FBI and govt are a bunch of liquor-swilling careerist drunks
whose number one job is kissing ass, and number two job is pretending to
like it. The ones who aren't drunk are perverts who see themselves in
the monsters they chase.

I loved the part where even though the BSU was the FBI Director's darling, they still had to deal with incredible bureaucracy. Want a couple of crosses knocked together? We have to fill all this paperwork out and there are two competing groups that are fighting over who should do the work. Want these flyers printed up? You have to have a work order and print number and oh, sorry, you want the flyers posted in six different jurisdictions, that's gonna take a month to get all the paperwork figured out.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:29 PM (9t0Zz)

145 I misspoke about Trump calling for an extermination of Latinos. My mistake was unintentional and I'm sorry.

If it was a "mistake", as you say, then why do you have to clarify that it was unintentional?

'The lady doth protest too much, methinks.'

Trump's constant assault on people of color and his use of the word "invasion" to describe the flow of immigrants is intentional and constant.

-- Nicolle Wallace (@NicolleDWallace) August 7, 2019


"flow of immigrants".

ROFLMAO.

She follows the George W. Bush book on globalism and the destruction of the nation-state ... for dummies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:29 PM (lVJPV)

146 Any more than Reid was bright enough to realize - even after Lindsey Graham told him - that changing the Senate rules for confirmations might bite the Reds in the ass one day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (heaSb)


Graham or McConnell? This is my favorite clip on YouTube:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tfjday

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:29 PM (h2Bdk)

147 Nope. You'll see Screech-whine-wretch-pout in Turbo Mode!

What? You thought you have seen insanity in Turbo Mode?
Posted by:
Axeman

>Where's the teachers with paddles when you need them?

Posted by: Delaforce at August 19, 2019 07:29 PM (pJ5N0)

148 I have Alzheimers. I cannot remember the last time I heard anything from a Dem that wasn't batshit crazy.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:29 PM (CKxoR)

149 You only attack Nicole because you cannot refute her clear and coherent arguments.

Posted by: Miklos, PR flack for Nicole, who comments here as "raimondo" at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

150 Obama did nothing on immigration until he ordered DACA, which was unconstitutional, by his own admission. And he only did that to lock up the hispanic vote so he could get re-elected.

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there's so many layers to this:

1. UN refugee/asylum seekers. Under Obama, sure give us everyone. especially the fecund ones.
2. South American refugee/ayslum seekers. Under Obama, sure give us everyone. especially the fecund ones.
3. Hey, let's advertise for South americans to just fucking hop on a train and storm the border.
4. H1B's for everything. Under Obama, sure give us everyone. especially the fecund ones.
5. Sell American citizenship to Chinese businessmen...and their entire extended families. That money is now part of Obama's stash.
6. Hey...did you know we let in several million legals a year? regardless of 1-5?
7. For some reason, America has birthright citizenship...let's let russians and chinese make it a tourist destination event.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)

151 Nicolle Wallace might be right. /sarc

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (ABjxW)

152 The beautiful thing about Obama's "I have a pen and a phone" legacy is the way Trump could just erase it the same way Obama enacted it.

Not exactly. I believe the Random Hawaiian Judges have determined that under the Constitution, if Trump has not-so-good double-bad wrongthought in his head when he nullifies Obama's executive orders, he's not allowed to nullify them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (Mouru)

153 Rex Ryan think you still win by running the ball, and Defense.

Is he on the GOP payroll?

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (Bf3hj)

154 They dropped the half-Iranian garlic-festival shooter within a day or two and not a national word since.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

155 Anyone catch this propaganda gem?:



You know there's pervasive reporting in this regard...



And that's makes it so!!


Well, that settles it, then. Elvis had Putin's baby.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

156 The 1980's called and it wants its smear of a Republican President running for reelection back.

It didn't work then.

But Ms. Wallace would have to know how to read to know that.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (k81AA)

157 What is the "diagnosis" of Alzheimers based on-that he tweets a lot?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (+0VWg)

158 changing the Senate rules for confirmations might bite the Reds in the ass one day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (heaSb)

When you truly believe that the arc of history favors you, you get bitten in the ass...a lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (wYseH)

159 "I misspoke about Trump calling for the extermination of Latinos."

I really can't get over this line. It's too funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (lVJPV)

160 true, the geriatric side of the Dems may actually be exhibiting some real dementia, but the younger ones have TDS, which was BDS (Bush) but now worse. And the crazies fall for the wildest conspiracy theories that build their own ego ... (Trump smashing their fake narrative ... "no, he is crazy, not me")


The cream rises to the top ... but in an environment of hate, the most maniacal haters may rise to "leadership", or be useful idiots for the DeepState. We are in the PsyOp wars, and so many talking heads are having their flimsy reputations thrown on the fire of hate ... (Satan himself is said to, in the end, be consumed in the fires of his own hate).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Cus5s)

161 Shouldn't Wallace just go to Snopes for the word on whether Trump has dementia or not?

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (ABjxW)

162 It was the talk of buying Greenland that made them think he's lsing his mind

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

163
Is it Nicole, Niccole, Nicolle or Nniiccccoollee?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Wx/+I)

164 "miftah" is so cute. they imagine American bumpkins don't know how Semitic languages work.

same root as Fatah. it is Arafat under a mif'al structure.

Americans got a crash course in Arafatisms in 2001.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (/DuNp)

165 Not exactly. I believe the Random Hawaiian Judges have determined that under the Constitution, if Trump has not-so-good double-bad wrongthought in his head when he nullifies Obama's executive orders, he's not allowed to nullify them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (Mouru)
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Or when it's obvious that Obama meant "no backsies".

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

166 The beautiful thing about Obama's "I have a pen and a phone" legacy is
the way Trump could just erase it the same way Obama enacted it. If you
want your programs to last, you probably should think about trying to
get them through Congress.

That's what you think.

Posted by: A single Hawaiian Judge at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (9t0Zz)

167 Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America. That role will soon be open, when Kirsten JelloBrain ends her pointless, idiotic attempt to be elected President.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (AMIL/)

168 163
Is it Nicole, Niccole, Nicolle or Nniiccccoollee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Wx/+I)

Nickel, the fucker is silent

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 07:32 PM (ABjxW)

169 You only attack Nicole because you cannot refute her clear and coherent arguments.

Posted by: Miklos, PR flack for Nicole, who comments here as "raimondo" at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)


It's "Nicccccole". Don't cheat her out of "c"s. She has a Constitutional right to them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:32 PM (lVJPV)

170 Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America.


BUT I OWN THAT ROLE, YOU BITCHEZ!!!!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Mouru)

171 It's pronounced Nich-O-lee.

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (ABjxW)

172
Biggest Public Idiot in America.

Ta-Nehesi Coates has retired that award.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Wx/+I)

173 Wish ol' J.D. Hayworth (AZ) would toss his hat back into the ring for Trump's second term. Gotta be a slot for him somewhere - the border hawk he was. Miss his outspoken and colorful manner. Need more of that guy and less McSally.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (LINkS)

174 Man, Trump went from genocidal to Alzheimer's in - what? - 1 week, 10 days?

That guy must really be a Nazi or something with all those mood swings and such.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (bDqIh)

175 Oops. It's "Nicolllllle". It's the "l"s.

That's what I get for trusting ace.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (lVJPV)

176 167
Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America. That role will soon be open


What? What have you heard?

Posted by: Fredo at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

177 I misspoke about Niccole Wallace sucking a yard of cock to get to her present position.

I meant to use the metric system.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (/DuNp)

178 My local senior center is having a TEN WEEK course for seniors on how to operate a cell phone. Talk about grant abuse. Our Senior President seems to have that down pat. Alzheimers my rear end.

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (Bf3hj)

179 Carlson is right, they are EXACTLY like that.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (V7dP5)

180 Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America.


BUT I OWN THAT ROLE, YOU BITCHEZ!!!!!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano



FIGHT ME!!!!

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (Mouru)

181 Oh what the f*** ever.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (pgXNG)

182 It was the talk of buying Greenland that made them think he's lsing his mind
Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)
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Joe Machi over the weekend said that there was nothing to it. Said when he looked it up, the press were talking about the Danes hurting for money and maybe selling Greenland, and Trump said "Maybe we should buy it."

According to Machi, from that they got their "Trump's obsessed with buying Greenland".

I can believe that, because the Press will supply their own narrative so easily these days.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

183 176 167
Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America. That role will soon be open

What? What have you heard?
Posted by: Fredo at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)


Hah! That made me laugh.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (h2Bdk)

184 A meter is a yard giving 110%.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (9t0Zz)

185 How many times have they pivoted to crazy again?

They do this every time their Plan A, B, and C narratives fail. Back into the embrace of the 25th Amendment dream for Team Coup!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 07:35 PM (bDqIh)

186 Neeeeeeee-colah!

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Izzlo)

187 Did the Hawaiian judge crawl out from under Gomer Pyle again?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 07:35 PM (RuIsu)

188 My 98 yr old mother is now texting well. She even adds emojis.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 07:35 PM (V7dP5)

189 Man, Trump went from genocidal to Alzheimer's in - what? - 1 week, 10 days?

That guy must really be a Nazi or something with all those mood swings and such.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM (bDqIh)
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Alzheimer's sounds German. It's probably why he picked it.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls)

190 "miftah" is so cute. they imagine American bumpkins don't know how Semitic languages work.


I'm not of the Tribe, but I know the difference between "miftah" and a mitzva.

Posted by: Miklos, modest as is at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

191 180 Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America.


BUT I OWN THAT ROLE, YOU BITCHEZ!!!!!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano


FIGHT ME!!!!
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (Mouru)


Oh, it's on...

Posted by: Ashley Judd at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (h2Bdk)

192 they also don't realize that Hillary already ran on the a policy free, orangemanbadANDpoor platform.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (JziUy)

193 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (/DuNp)

I'm not sure what you guys are talking about. "miftah" is "accent" (speaking) in Hebrew.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (lVJPV)

194 100 Trump is senile and insane, but Joe Biden is folksy and a statesman.
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Joe Biden has gravitas. GRAVITAS.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (hjaPQ)

195 Hilarious thread from Carpe Donktum about the Clintons and Epstein...

https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/
1163556830439780354


Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (Dh1wo)

196 A meter is a yard giving 110%.
Posted by: bonhomme

Still homo

Posted by: Coach Bear Bryant at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

197 What is the "diagnosis" of Alzheimers based on-that he tweets a lot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (+0VWg)
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He thinks stuff they would never think.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (DuZls)

198 Oh, it's on...
Show us yer puffies!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

199 "Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America."

They lie and lie and lie. They don't care if they burn down America with their f*cking LIES. They are cocksure that what rises from the ashes will be SO much better than the pre-incinerated America.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (mk9aG)

200
If my grandmas were alive today they'd be 111 and
103.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (YX8r9)

201

Authorities in three states say they thwarted three potential mass shootings in three days

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6074547472001/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

202 If Trump wins in 2020, it's going to make the 2016 reaction videos seem like calm, sane, rational, mild responses.


And this is your reminder that Trump seems to be looking younger and getting more energetic.

I assume he feeds off the wailing of the cucks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)

203 Nicolle marrying that NYT reporter she shtupped while married?

What is it with adulterous GOPe hosts on MSNBC who have Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

204 How many times have they pivoted to crazy again?

They do this every time their Plan A, B, and C narratives fail. Back into the embrace of the 25th Amendment dream for Team Coup!!
Posted by: Lizzy

>Their Plans A thru 'ad infinitum' is just the same three or four narratives, just worded differently from the last one.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 19, 2019 07:38 PM (pJ5N0)

205 It was the talk of buying Greenland that made them think he's lsing his mind

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)


If Trump could pull that off it would be the greatest US purchase since Alaska. It would be awesome.

I just can't believe the Danes would sell Greenland. It would be cheaper to just invade it and take it over ... which is how national land should be gotten, because if a government can't protect territory then it doesn't govern it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (lVJPV)

206 JOYCE VANCE: You know there's pervasive reporting a big propaganda push in this regard and if
it was grandpa you would probably take him to see a neurologist or
someone who specialized in geriatric medicine.

FIFY
Funny how TFG was never diagnosed as having any sort of disorder like pathological narcissism or brain tumors despite him having that gigantic scar on his head.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (HaL55)

207 Posted by: Miklos, PR flack for Nicole, who comments here as "raimondo" at August 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Wait, are you saying you comment here as raimondo- or Nicole Wallace does?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (2B9A/)

208 And this is your reminder that Trump seems to be looking younger and getting more energetic.

I assume he feeds off the wailing of the cucks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)
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He broke me!! *sob*

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

209 168 163
Is it Nicole, Niccole, Nicolle or Nniiccccoollee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Wx/+I)

Nickel, the fucker is silent
Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 07:32 PM (ABjxW)

Darling Nicki!

Posted by: Zombie Prince at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (Vy7tf)

210 If my grandmas were alive today they'd be 111 and
103.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter

If my grandmas were alive today, I would keep them the hell away from Joe Biden.

Posted by: Miklos, grand-filial at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

211
Joe Biden has gravitas. GRAVITAS.
Posted by: Brian Stelter


I also put gravy on my tater tots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (aKsyK)

212 202 If Trump wins in 2020, it's going to make the 2016 reaction videos seem like calm, sane, rational, mild responses.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)


That's the single best reason to vote for him. In all seriousness, these people need to learn how to get over themselves. Think of it as Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (h2Bdk)

213 i can see Trump throwing out the whole "let's buy Greenland" thing as troll bait, knowing the Usual Suspects would swallow it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (D0ZGj)

214 Is it Nicole, Niccole, Nicolle or Nniiccccoollee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Niiiccoooollaaaaaa

Posted by: Miklos, with big Swiss horn at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

215 >>Joe Biden has gravitas. GRAVITAS.
Posted by: Brian Stelter

It's true, I do, but I'm on antibiotics for it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (2cuLk)

216 because if a government can't protect territory then it doesn't govern it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (lVJPV)

...about that southern border...

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (ltuaO)

217 If Trump wins in 2020, it's going to make the 2016 reaction videos seem like calm, sane, rational, mild responses.

........

I haven't watched them in a while. Has yootoobe scrubbed them?

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (Izzlo)

218 If Trump could pull that off it would be the greatest US purchase since Alaska. It would be awesome.

I just can't believe the Danes would sell Greenland.


Hey Don, the Danes never said nothin' about selling Greenland


Posted by: Fredo at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (Mouru)

219 Joe Biden has gravitas. GRAVITAS.

Posted by: Brian Stelter
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Yeah, gravity will do something to your ass....

Posted by: Old Men at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (DuZls)

220 ...about that southern border...

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (ltuaO)


Yep.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:41 PM (lVJPV)

221 Funny how TFG was never diagnosed as having any sort of disorder like
pathological narcissism or brain tumors despite him having that gigantic
scar on his head.

Remember how it seemed to change shape from one picture to the next?
What was that about?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:41 PM (9t0Zz)

222 I just can't believe the Danes would sell Greenland. It would be cheaper to just invade it and take it over ... which is how national land should be gotten, because if a government can't protect territory then it doesn't govern it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:39 PM (lVJPV)



The odds that the people screeching about how this proves Trump's insane know that Greenland is owned by the Danes is, to steal something from the Twatters, in the single, round digits.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:41 PM (GbPPJ)

223 Remember how it seemed to change shape from one picture to the next?
What was that about?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:41 PM (9t0Zz)
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Lizard horns.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)

224 202
And this is your reminder that Trump seems to be looking younger and getting more energetic.



I assume he feeds off the wailing of the cucks.


little known fact: the star trek:tos episode "day of the dove" was about trump.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (sGtp+)

225 Remember how it seemed to change shape from one picture to the next?
What was that about?
---
You wouldn't understand. It's a gay thing.

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (hjaPQ)

226 Joe Biden has gravityass.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (CKxoR)

227 Wait, are you saying you comment here as raimondo- or Nicole Wallace does?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Sir-

Your allegation is duel worthy.

*contemplates painting of Andrew Jackson*

Posted by: Miklos, honor offended at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

228 221 Funny how TFG was never diagnosed as having any sort of disorder like
pathological narcissism or brain tumors despite him having that gigantic
scar on his head.

Brain damage from a lifetime of pot smoking....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (Vy7tf)

229 Nicolle is furiously auditioning for role of Biggest Public Idiot in America.


BUT I OWN THAT ROLE, YOU BITCHEZ!!!!!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano


FIGHT ME!!!!
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at August 19, 2019 07:34 PM (Mouru)

Oh, it's on...
Posted by: Ashley Judd

You bitches just sit down!

Posted by: Rob Reiner at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

230 "My local senior center is having a TEN WEEK course for seniors on how to operate a cell phone. "

Well to be fair they teach the same thing every week because most of them forget after a few days anyway.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

231 If Trump wins in 2020, it's going to make the 2016 reaction videos seem like calm, sane, rational, mild responses.

If Trump doesn't have a solid plan in place to counter-act the illegal voting, he's going to be buried. Swing states are going to have 5000% voter turnout with 100% voting for Trump's opponent.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)

232

Ace unintentionally reveals his ability to post into the future.
***
we already knew he had this ability. He never uses it to do good, only evil

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (h1jJh)

233 Obama wasn't bright enough to think of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



By that point, that oozing pustual deep down thought his plans and corrupting influence into every pore of government was going to render the dems a majority from then on. He's now nothing but a flaky scab ready to drop off with only a minor superficial scar.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (LINkS)

234 I thought they tried this already.
I think it is illegal to attempt a diagnosis of a person without physically interviewing them, in person.
I you don't do that, it's just another smear job.
So, smear job.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (w7KSn)

235 Bitches... Please.

Madcow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (3H9h1)

236 Right of Conquest used to be considered a perfectly reasonable way to become the legitimate government of a particular territory. I don't think that changed until the 1600s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (h2Bdk)

237 That's the single best reason to vote for him. In all seriousness, these people need to learn how to get over themselves. Think of it as Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:40 PM (h2Bdk)

===

I make a point of telling libs how much I enjoy their angst. Something about drinking their delicious tears...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (EZebt)

238 And this is your reminder that Trump seems to be looking younger and getting more energetic.



I assume he feeds off the wailing of the cucks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around


It's true, he does seem to be getting younger. Time to check the WH attic for portraits.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

239 Cocksucker has three cs. Niccole has four if you're counting.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (TcNSU)

240 Joe Biden has gravityass.
Posted by: Ben Had

THAT'S what I'm sayin'!

Gotta balance the ticket.

Posted by: Miklos, PR flack for Stacey Abrams at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

241 Maybe Nickole would like a little hot MS13 action.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (CKxoR)

242 Interesting how things change. The United States purchased probably 2/3 of its territory but now it's crazy to talk about buying additional territory.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

243 "JOYCE VANCE: You know there's pervasive reporting in this regard and if it was grandpa you would probably take him to see a neurologist or someone who specialized in geriatric medicine."

Hi! I'm Joe Biden and I approve this .... Hey, wow! Look folks! There's a dago in my spaghettios.

Posted by: Team Biden at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (6eEQ+)

244 Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 19, 2019 07:33 PM

JD would fill in occasionally here in Philadelphia talk radio in the mornings, often as a last minute replacement.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)

245 i can see Trump throwing out the whole "let's buy Greenland" thing as troll bait, knowing the Usual Suspects would swallow it hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: redc1c4

_____________

It sounds like it was almost some sort of potential purchase for a military installation.

Supposedly the country is like a $500 million a year drain on Denmark. I honestly don't want it, it will be another Puerto Rico.

We need less military bases, not more. Conservatives have this blind spot when it comes to small government and spending money on the global police force.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 07:44 PM (zuvmW)

246 If Trump could pull that off it would be the greatest US purchase since Alaska. It would be awesome.

----

yeah, this is silly. we don't need more territory, we need to control what we have. We don't need more lefty vikings either.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

247 Fth is "opening" with a connotation of victory. like futuh al Sham. and mif'al is a way to set the trilateral root as a place. like mihram or minbar.

wouldn't Miftah be the place of victory?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (hfSXT)

248 Right of Conquest used to be considered a perfectly reasonable way to become the legitimate government of a particular territory. I don't think that changed until the 1600s.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (h2Bdk)


Yep. And it's a perfectly fine way of determining who God wants to own the property in question.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (Mouru)

249 202 If Trump wins in 2020, it's going to make the 2016 reaction videos seem like calm, sane, rational, mild responses.


And this is your reminder that Trump seems to be looking younger and getting more energetic.

I assume he feeds off the wailing of the cucks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)

I, for one, welcome four more years of our Vampire Shitposter in Chief.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (pgXNG)

250 "Trump's constant assault on people of color and his use of the word
"invasion" to describe the flow of immigrants is intentional and
constant."-- Nicolle Wallace

Assault of POCs == disagreeing with any leftist policy.


75% want border control ... but when Trump of MAGA hat people say that, the agitprop is to repeat ad infinitum ... "border control is an assault on POCs" ... despite all the American POCs that want/demand border control.


This implanted meme is a psychosis, as is most of the PsyOp being run against America by the DeepState. It is the mild version of MK Ultra.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

251 These people have a terrible understanding of the 25th Amendment. First off, the Vice President must be on board for any attempt to declare the President unable to perform his duties. Does anybody here really think Mike Pence would be up for that? Also, the President resumes duties immediately upon informing the Speaker and President Pro temps that he can perform them. If there is still a dispute after that, a two thirds majority of both houses have to declare the President unfit for him to be relieved of his duties.

This isn't going to happen. What Republican with hopes of reelection would vote to remove? Especially considering that, even if Trump does have Alzheimer's, he is still a much better choice than any of the Democrat candidates.

(I know, if Trump is removed we get Pence, not one of the Democrats, but a removal from office would have the same effect as conceding the next election to the Democrat nominee.)

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2019 07:46 PM (dpIig)

252 "My local senior center is having a TEN WEEK course for seniors on how to operate a cell phone. "

To be honest, with all the shit they pack into those phones it probably does take 10 weeks.

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2019 07:46 PM (nzKWW)

253 My local senior center is having a TEN WEEK course for seniors on how to operate a cell phone.
Week one, clicking on icons.
Week two, what's an app?
Week three, there's an on-screen keyboard.

Week four, don't call, just text.
Week five, sexting, do's and don'ts.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:46 PM (9t0Zz)

254 It sounds like it was almost some sort of potential purchase for a military installation.

Supposedly the country is like a $500 million a year drain on Denmark. I honestly don't want it, it will be another Puerto Rico.


Add a bathroom, put in some granite counters and nice hardwood flooring and you could flip it for a big profit in less than a year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 07:46 PM (Mouru)

255 I thought they tried this already.
I think it is illegal to attempt a diagnosis of a person without physically interviewing them, in person.
I you don't do that, it's just another smear job.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (w7KSn)
---
They did. They're tightening their issue cycles.

It's not illegal. It's been considered unethical, but I'm sure that the APA will get some experts who can say "But, Trump...".

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

256 I honestly don't want it, it will be another Puerto Rico.

----

that's the problem with empires...

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:47 PM (JziUy)

257 If my grandma was alive today, she'd be furiously trying to get out of the coffin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

258 This implanted meme is a psychosis, as is most of the PsyOp being run against America by the DeepState. It is the mild version of MK Ultra.


Yep. Nice to see I'm not the only one here that's hip to all the MK Ultra crap out there.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:47 PM (AkkRZ)

259
If Trump doesn't have a solid plan in place to counter-act the illegal voting, he's going to be buried. Swing states are going to have 5000% voter turnout with 100% voting for Trump's opponent.
Posted by: bonhomme


Monday on "CBS This Morning," failed 2018 Democratic Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams dismissed the possibility that voter fraud exists and argued voter suppression was the real issue.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

260 I, for one, welcome four more years of our Vampire Shitposter in Chief.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (pgXNG)



Normal politics is going to be so boring without Trump.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (GbPPJ)

261 If Trump doesn't have a solid plan in place to counter-act the illegal voting, he's going to be buried. Swing states are going to have 5000% voter turnout with 100% voting for Trump's opponent.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:43

--------

He's just going to have to run to beat the margin of fraud. The FEC is Leftist Deep State. At the state level, even (R) SecStates will certify dirty votes. Any plan he makes will be stalled by the Courts, and any that pass that hurdle will be openly defied by all agencies responsible for enforcement.

His plan will have to be to drive monster turnout, because the government is too corrupt to be repaired. I think he can do it, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (nPvDn)

262 Also, re: the sidebar bit about the chin flick. My Mom's side was pretty old school Italian (1st gen both Grandpa and Grandma) and the chin flick was NOT used.

Also, oddly enough, My great grandfather (my Grandma's father) did appear to have some connection to... let's say a family business.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (2B9A/)

263 Random thought- If Boris really does get Brexit done the Danes might be open to the Greenland deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (CKxoR)

264 I want Greenland so we can ship our leftists and illegals there. Make it Australia North

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (Izzlo)

265 Supposedly the country is like a $500 million a year drain on Denmark. I honestly don't want it, it will be another Puerto Rico.

Agreed. 90% of the people living there would move to New York and the people who stayed would become permanent wards of the state. That would be a terrible mistake.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (h2Bdk)

266 The dim bulb slam is a nice quip, but it cannot top the Ace putdown of little IO earlier today as alleged brotherwife and alleged adulterer.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (TcNSU)

267 Right of Conquest used to be considered a perfectly reasonable way to become the legitimate government of a particular territory. I don't think that changed until the 1600s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:43 PM (h2Bdk)


Nowadays, since governments aren't required to actually be able to defend their territory, we end up with these joke countries that would be run over by three troops of boy scouts (even with gay scout leaders) that act as if they are real countries. They don't have any money of their own, they don't do any research of their own, they don't defend anything, and many of them can't provide the basic necessities for their citizens. But they get a seat int he UN and act as if they are real countries and not some pathetic rabble who live off of the order imposed on the world by the first world nations (half of which are, themselves, not true, defensible nations). It's pathetic and will prove to be very dangerous, in the end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (lVJPV)

268 250 Assault of POCs == disagreeing with any leftist policy.


75% want border control ... but when Trump of MAGA hat people say that, the agitprop is to repeat ad infinitum ... "border control is an assault on POCs" ... despite all the American POCs that want/demand border control.


This implanted meme is a psychosis, as is most of the PsyOp being run against America by the DeepState. It is the mild version of MK Ultra.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

I technically count as a "POC", and all I ask, at a personal level, is not to be lumped in with the rest of them.

This includes when people bring up reparations and get snide about "All of them will blow it all within an hour".

It feels like I'm being included in that shit-talk.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (pgXNG)

269 Silence of the Lambs > Wailing of the Cucks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (nDe2U)

270 I always thought the mysterious scar on Obama's head come from his slashing himself or someone else doing it to remember the death of Muhammed's grandson. Can't remember the name of that Islamic Holy Day, but it comes in late October.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (+0VWg)

271 I monitored an FT8 QSO from Greenland last week. I looked up the QTH on Google street view. It wasn't green. Mostly gravel.

If America had any money to purchase it with, it might be worth it, but it looks like a luxury item purchase, when we're already $24 trillion in (publicly acknowledged) debt.

Besides, we might need the money to defend Hong Kong, since we seem to be encouraging the HKongs to resist China. I'm sure we'll have their backs when the tanks roll in.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:49 PM (mk9aG)

272 I, for one, welcome four more years of our Vampire Shitposter in Chief.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)

The Central Commitee approves of excellent expression of Developed PalpThought.

Posted by: Miklos, GECSPLAN General Secretary (acting) at August 19, 2019 07:49 PM (QzkSJ)

273 Assault of POCs == disagreeing with any leftist policy.

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no western nation has any right to exist.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 19, 2019 07:49 PM (JziUy)

274 Another good parallel would be Hawaii. I would rather we had never made it a state, the whole purpose was "military".

Now it's a left-wing shit hole full of angry indigenous natives that hate whitey.

Maybe we don't protect other countries until we can secure our own border?

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (zuvmW)

275 We don't get no respect.

Posted by: Greenland Bikini Team at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (hjaPQ)

276 Nowadays, since governments aren't required to actually be able to
defend their territory, we end up with these joke countries that would
be run over by three troops of boy scouts (even with gay scout leaders)
that act as if they are real countries. They don't have any money of
their own, they don't do any research of their own, they don't defend
anything, and many of them can't provide the basic necessities for their
citizens. But they get a seat int he UN and act as if they are real
countries and not some pathetic rabble who live off of the order imposed
on the world by the first world nations (half of which are, themselves,
not true, defensible nations). It's pathetic and will prove to be very
dangerous, in the end.


But enough about Britain.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

277 272 I, for one, welcome four more years of our Vampire Shitposter in Chief.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)

The Central Commitee approves of excellent expression of Developed PalpThought.
Posted by: Miklos, GECSPLAN General Secretary (acting) at August 19, 2019 07:49 PM (QzkSJ)

OH FUCK NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I don't care if this gets me trebuchet'd out of the Horde.

Palp is the prime dude who wants me dead, so you do NOT get to associate me with him.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (pgXNG)

278 Sir-

Your allegation is duel worthy.

*contemplates painting of Andrew Jackson*
Posted by: Miklos, honor offended at August 19, 2019 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

*contemplates pictorial of Latoya Jackson*

This family is screwed up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (gmtFW)

279 Have to admit shorter than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

============

My comment after those two shootings was "everybody will have forgotten this in two weeks." We could usually make that comment about the hysteria-of-the-day and be right 99% of the time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

280 Bertram Cabot, Jr.: "Monday on 'CBS This Morning,' failed 2018 Democratic Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams dismissed the possibility that voter fraud exists and argued voter suppression was the real issue."

RE voter suppression, I'll bet she wasn't referring to our military. They are repeatedly suppressed when ballots don't get sent out/returned in a timely manner.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)

281 270 I always thought the mysterious scar on Obama's head come from his slashing himself or someone else doing it to remember the death of Muhammed's grandson. Can't remember the name of that Islamic Holy Day, but it comes in late October.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (+0VWg)

I thought it happened when they replaced his biological brain with a positronic brain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

282 Right of Conquest used to be considered a perfectly reasonable way to
become the legitimate government of a particular territory. I don't
think that changed until the 1600s.

Slavery used to be the kinder alternative to slaughtering your enemy or destroying them so badly the few survivors can't live off the utterly ruined land.
Sometimes, the "old ways" are best left in the past.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:51 PM (9t0Zz)

283 If my grandma was alive today, she'd be furiously trying to get out of the coffin.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)


Drill, baby, Drill!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Uncorrupted QA Inspector Comrade Critic ... at August 19, 2019 07:52 PM (LPnfS)

284 It feels like I'm being included in that shit-talk.

Yeah, I know how that feels. I'm a female of a certain age who was, until recently, unmarried with a cat. That automatically means that I'm a screeching, insane, man hating feminist harpy.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:52 PM (AkkRZ)

285 If Brexit gets done I wouldn't be surprised if the Brits didn't try to sell PDT Scotland.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:52 PM (CKxoR)

286 *contemplates pictorial of Latoya Jackson*

This family is screwed up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yup.

Posted by: Miklos, quoting a Jackson-"I'm a lover not a fighter" at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)

287 social conservatives are dead and so are fiscal cons.

it is the Trump Party - the legacy Americans - against Soros.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:27 PM (/DuNp)

Social conservatives aren't dead. Under Trump they've had more successes than they hoped for under Bush.

Fiscal Conservatives are dead, but they killed themselves. A lot of them were socially liberal and didn't want to be seen as part of the same party as those mouth-breathing Jesus-freaks, and thought it was too embarrassing to support Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (SgjGX)

288 Apparently, there is a big 'Wheel Of Ways To Defeat Trump' in the DNC office. Today, it landed on the 25th. Again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (DMoow)

289

until recently, unmarried with a cat. That automatically means that I'm a screeching, insane, man hating feminist harpy.

Posted by: shibumi



And those are your good points!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (YX8r9)

290 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:45 PM (hfSXT)

My mistake. accent is "mivtah" - the root is bet-tet-aleph.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (lVJPV)

291 "I always thought the mysterious scar on Obama's head come from his slashing himself" It's a traditional self-mutilation practiced on the extra-galactic planet he hails from. Guy's a dim-witted space alien.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (mk9aG)

292 I'm a fiscal conservative and I'm not dead, but I do realize we have no chance right now. No point in even making a big deal about it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (hjaPQ)

293
60 But Pelosi gets a big thumbs up. But Hilz gets a big thumbs up. But Bernie gets a big thumbs up....
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

---


*THWUPP*

Posted by: Big Thumb Up at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (0jmqe)

294 The left never stops.

The right lost a vote to repeal Ocare by 1 vote. Never mentioned repeal again.

This is why the left always wins in the long term.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (ZFu4/)

295 Pussy,Pussy,Pussy

Russia,Russia,Russia

Obstruction,Obstruction,Obstruction

Recession,Recession,Recession

Dementia,Dementia,Dementia


Something has gotta stick!

Posted by: Democrat shit throw against the wall! at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (0OmEj)

296 285 If Brexit gets done I wouldn't be surprised if the Brits didn't try to sell PDT Scotland.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 07:52 PM (CKxoR)


That would be a mistake. Scots and Americans go together like cats and dogs...

https://tinyurl.com/h4fuvl7

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (h2Bdk)

297 Can't remember the name of that Islamic Holy Day, but it comes in late October.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (+0VWg)

I know what you are talking about and cannot remember the name either...*checks internet* Ashura? Although the practice seems to include other forms of flagellation, not just cheek slashing, but actual flaggelation as well as various other cuts to the head and body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (gmtFW)

298 I was dancing in the lesbian bar
Oh, oh
I was dancing in the lesbian bar
Oh oh oh yeah!

Posted by: Senile Nicole Wallace at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (6/uwW)

299 "I'm a female of a certain age who was, until recently, unmarried with a cat. That automatically means that I'm a screeching, insane, man hating feminist harpy."

I'm an unmarried male of a certain age with four cats. Don't let people diss you about cats. They're nicer than people are, by a long shot.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:55 PM (mk9aG)

300 "I always thought the mysterious scar on Obama's head come from his slashing himself"
Nah, he and his boyfriend were trying some acrobatic sex position, fell off the bed, and Obama gashed his head on his Karl Marx statuette.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (9t0Zz)

301

noodo

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (YX8r9)

302 Add a bathroom, put in some granite counters and nice hardwood flooring
and you could flip it for a big profit in less than a year.


Don't forget the shiplap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (HaL55)

303 Hi I'm grumpy and I'm mad at this story.

Fox is going on about people requiring "In God We Trust" be displayed in schools.

Fine. Which God? Dionysus? Pan? Allah? The God of the Tnakh? Jesus? Tyr, Thor, Zeus?

If it's not about a specific god it's meaningless. If it's about your god well you can't really insist on that.

This conservatives have to love God publicly stuff is nonsense.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

304 287 Social conservatives aren't dead. Under Trump they've had more successes than they hoped for under Bush.

Fiscal Conservatives are dead, but they killed themselves. A lot of them were socially liberal and didn't want to be seen as part of the same party as those mouth-breathing Jesus-freaks, and thought it was too embarrassing to support Trump.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (SgjGX)

I'm fine with the "Hellfire and Brimstone" cons being dead and gone, honestly.

I'm pro-life, and anti-Islam, but I just don't have time for Hellfire and Brimstone anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (pgXNG)

305 292

Most people are fiscal conservatives. Until their pet spending project is on the chopping block.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (ZFu4/)

306 "Palp is the prime dude who wants me dead, so you do NOT get to associate me with him."

?? are you a furry?

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

307 284 It feels like I'm being included in that shit-talk.

Yeah, I know how that feels. I'm a female of a certain age who was, until recently, unmarried with a cat. That automatically means that I'm a screeching, insane, man hating feminist harpy.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:52 PM (AkkRZ)


You got rid of the cat?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (h2Bdk)

308
Palp is the prime dude who wants me dead, so you do NOT get to associate me with him.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:50 PM (pgXNG)

eh, palp is gone, that is if he ever actually existed. I lean towards the idea that that persona was just a high level, high effort troll, and then the creator got personally involved and couldn't break loose, until he got hooked into promising a personal meeting. And the only way out was to come up with a frankly unbelievable accident story and walk away forever.

Whoever did it, it was a great character, the product of a good writer. He did a fantastic job of selling themselves as real.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (V2Yro)

309 I can't believe you two are unmarried

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (6/uwW)

310 303 Hi I'm grumpy and I'm mad at this story.

Fox is going on about people requiring "In God We Trust" be displayed in schools.

Fine. Which God? Dionysus? Pan? Allah? The God of the Tnakh? Jesus? Tyr, Thor, Zeus?

If it's not about a specific god it's meaningless. If it's about your god well you can't really insist on that.

This conservatives have to love God publicly stuff is nonsense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

If I ever run, I'll tell them I follow Inari.

(Spoiler : I'm not running)

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (pgXNG)

311 I thought it happened when they replaced his biological brain with a positronic brain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

Please, a positronic brain would have been able to function without a teleprompter.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (dpIig)

312 305 292

Most people are fiscal conservatives. Until their pet spending project is on the chopping block.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (ZFu4/)


What about those of us without pet spending projects?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (h2Bdk)

313 Don't let people diss you about cats. They're nicer than people are, by a long shot.
Not my cat. She hates everyone but me.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (9t0Zz)

314 \\


NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (YX8r9)

315 Agreed. 90% of the people living there would move to New York and the people who stayed would become permanent wards of the state. That would be a terrible mistake.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 07:48 PM (h2Bdk)


Of all 12 people living in Greenland?

The population there doesn't worry me. It's less than a small town. And most of them probably don't have phones, anyway, so they'll never even know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (lVJPV)

316 "Not my cat. She hates everyone but me."

And cats are very intelligent and discerning, too, as you see.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (mk9aG)

317 All the Scots worthwhile came to America pre American revolution.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (0OmEj)

318 306 "Palp is the prime dude who wants me dead, so you do NOT get to associate me with him."

?? are you a furry?
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

Formerly. But I'm too old and not woke enough for that now. Unless you mean "Are you into bestiality?", in which case the answer is "Never was".

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (pgXNG)

319 Bander, I see you are super committed to the whole winning friends thingy again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (GbPPJ)

320 Fiscal conservatism was never alive. The "free market" part was a thing, and a decent thing in theory. But there was no attempt at controlling immigration, which is a necessary adjunct. There was no attempt to cut down spending, or borrowing, or to rein in entitlements - also necessary. No attempt to enforce trade deals that require trading partners to behave in good faith.

Fiscal conservatism was just a fig leaf used by GOP politicians who governed as liberals, while selling us out to foreigners for personal gain.

If a fiscal conservative comes along who isn't a treasonous, pocket lining secret Democrat, then I'm on board.

Bis dann...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (nPvDn)

321 I'm pro-life, and anti-Islam, but I just don't have time for Hellfire and Brimstone anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (pgXNG)

The great irony today is that there is only one powerful, actual Hellfire and Brimstone religion with a wide social reach in today's society, and that is Global Warming/ DOOM IS NEAR!!! crowd. Think about it seriously - what AOC and Al Gore are selling is a true Hellfire and Brimstone Religion for people who think they're too smart to fall for a hellfire and brimstone religion.

"REPENT YE, O REPENT YE, OR YE SHALL ALL PERISH IN FLAME! AND YE MUST GIVE US, THE PROPHETS OF THE HOLY WORDS, ALL YOUR WORLDLY GOODS TO PROVE THAT YE ARE WORTHY OF SALVATION, YE WICKED ONES! REPENT YE O REPENT YE!!!"

it's the same old game as always.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (V2Yro)

322 Aargh, three and a half hours commenting, twelve diet colas drunk, 15 cigs smoked. Time for a break.

I have something for the ONT about renters.

I also have something for Deplorable Jay: "gp's Guidelines for Successful Project Management," a big three-parter.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (mk9aG)

323 'Formerly. But I'm too old and not woke enough for that now'

Well at least you grew out of it.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (Tnijr)

324 I'm not of the Tribe, but I know the difference between "miftah" and a mitzva.
Posted by: Miklos, modest as is at August 19, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)


It's a low-rent mikvah, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

325 If a fiscal conservative comes along who isn't a treasonous, pocket lining secret Democrat, then I'm on board.

Bis dann...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (nPvDn)


How will you know before he's actually in office?

Runaway spending is going to end the American experiment. The only question is when.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (h2Bdk)

326 Using the 25th Amendment is the hard way to do the same thing.
It takes 2/3rds (67 votes) of the Senate to remove the POTUS via impeachment.
It takes 3/4ths (75 votes) of the Senate to permanently remove the POTUS via the 25th Amendment.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (e8kgV)

327 Trump just tossed that Greenland flirt out their, but now Greenland is saying to Denmark, "why do you never flirt with me anymore? ... what have you done for me lately?" give it a couple years, Greenland files for divorce, America moves in ... (not sure what the strategic value of Greenland is, but, whatever)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (Cus5s)

328 "Runaway spending is going to end the American experiment. The only question is when."

it may end runaway spending, and the infinite currency that they claim means they can buy everything with fake paper ... but who wins in the divorce (guys with guns versus crooked lawyers saying all your daughters must learn to suck their dicks, cuz that is their law).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (Cus5s)

329 "261 If Trump doesn't have a solid plan in place to counter-act the illegal voting, he's going to be buried. Swing states are going to have 5000% voter turnout with 100% voting for Trump's opponent.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 07:43

--------

He's just going to have to run to beat the margin of fraud. The FEC is Leftist Deep State. At the state level, even (R) SecStates will certify dirty votes. Any plan he makes will be stalled by the Courts, and any that pass that hurdle will be openly defied by all agencies responsible for enforcement.

His plan will have to be to drive monster turnout, because the government is too corrupt to be repaired. I think he can do it, though."

Agreed. It's why they are so pissed they can't pry Trump supporters from him. They can and will cheat in ways unprecedented for a supposed democracy but it would require suppression of what promises to be, as you wrote, a monster turn out.

That win will set the stage for, as Axe wrote above, the turbo-charged insanity.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (iw59Q)

330 If he starts talking about buying Canada, then I'll worry.

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (Bf3hj)

331 133 123 neither shooter panned out to be Trump backers
Skip

Now that is some insightful shit there, Skippy, serially. Keep up the good work, helping those of us who ask "What dots?", to connect the dots.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (e5/cJ)

332 Did you mean that dirty whore Nicole Wallace who dumped her husband and walked out on her kids for a much younger man that will surely dump her when she is old and wrinkled, which won't be too long from now? That Nicole Wallace?

Posted by: thirteen28 at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (GdJ+p)

333 Palin just wasn't all that bright, in the end. she thought she could trust McCain and those around him.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:25 PM (/DuNp)


Palin's career was wrecked the second McRINO asked her to join the team. If she'd have said "no" the same GOPe character assassins would've started leaking like sieves about what a non team player she was and my guess is that would have set her back forever. So yes, she was naive to think the old goat and his team of losers really wanted to win by exploiting Gaylord's obvious weaknesses. And as it was, her acceptance gave the only excitement that team McRINO generated.

But she realistically was torpedoed when offered a spot on the ticket. What she really was naive about was helping the old backstabber in his subsequent Senate run, which didn't stop him from trashing her to "his friends" in the unfree press.

McCain was the worst. I'm sorry I voted for him and Romney. Never again, GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 19, 2019 09:25 PM (y7DUB)

334 No signs of dementia with slow joe, no siree! Hes just a straight talking actual racist who wants to put yall back in chains, but not anymore he wants to realesae yall, just like the former president booker has done... Just ask his best friend obama! Where'd you go barak? Nevermind, ask my good friend ted keneddy, proud to stand here on this stage with the lion of the Senate! Yyyeeeeeeaaaaarrrrgggh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Citizen slave at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (JDhrk)

335 Ace has done a fantastic job the past year or so unmasking these dull-witted, incompetent yet frenzied and arrogant "elites."It's like our top levers of national influence have been seized by Dunning-Kreuger exhibits, practically without exception. And they haven't the decency to just go off to a monastery for a decade or so to pray for forgiveness, or just kill themselves.We must put these morons out of our misery, with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at August 19, 2019 09:56 PM (ixZj7)

336 This conservatives have to love God publicly stuff is nonsense.Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

Conservatives don't have to love God publicly. It's pretty much a "thing" in the New Testament that you're supposed to indicate that you believe in Jesus Christ as Lord and desire to be his disciple. It doesn't mean that you have to say that all the time, but your faith is probably meaningless if you never do. And no it doesn' t means that you can' t be a nice person who does nice things if you don't do that. It doesn't mean you're a great person if you browbeat people over the head with this either

If never told anyone I loved my husband or thought he was a terrific fellow except him in private it wouldn't ne a good thing either. By not be endorsing him publicly ever he might wonder if I love him and desire to be in a relationship with him

And since I was the only who said anything about this, Bander, I expect you don't need to worry about making friends..


FWIW, I think signs are a stupid idea, but it might be a good idea to examine why people feel a need to put up such a sign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 11:08 PM (+0VWg)

337 And by "indicate" I mean out loud with others

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 11:09 PM (+0VWg)

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