Man Witnessed Don Lemon's Degrading Sexual Assault on Bartender

When you're famous, they let you rub your dick and then stick your filthy fingers into their noses.

The former boss of a bartender who earlier this week filed an explosive lawsuit against CNN host Don Lemon, accusing the newsman of a strange, sexually charged assault, told Fox News he witnessed the incident and corroborated his onetime employee's claim.
In an exclusive interview, George Gounelas, who managed Dustin Hice at the Old Stove Pub in July of 2018, detailed what allegedly occurred on the night of the bizarre encounter at Murf's Backstreet Tavern, which is located in the prestigious Hamptons area east of New York City. Gounelas is named in the suit filed by Hice.
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Gounelas told Fox News he couldn’t recall what Lemon said verbatim, but it was "along the lines of, 'Do you like me? Is that why you're bothering me, because you wanna f--- me?'"
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"He put his hands down his pants, inside his board shorts, grabbed his [genitals], and then came out with two fingers and, like, clipped Dustin’s nose up and down with two fingers asking 'do you like p---- or d---?'" Gounelas said.
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"Dustin was in this shock mode saying, 'Bro, did that just happen? That was disgusting,'" Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time....
Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting.

Don LeMon has denied the claims -- but, he denied them through CNN, using CNN's mouthpiece.

Now that there is a witness corroborating the allegations made in the lawsuit, CNN says it had no reason to comment further "at this time."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:56 PM

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1 A serious freak.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 01:58 PM (yhYmR)

2 Second lemon?

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 19, 2019 01:58 PM (mrrpb)

3 Isn't he "married"?

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

4 Celebs is a nasty word these days. But they've never meant a damn thing to me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (vEIlU)

5 Not for long.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (yhYmR)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (9gDA7)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (iikV8)

8 Don doesn't smell as lemony as his name suggests.

Posted by: The Bartender at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (tVQUs)

9 Others lemoned

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (mrrpb)

10 Why is Don Lemon "famous?" He's not even a good prompter reader. He's got a horrible voice, is extremely pompous and largely unwatchable. Also, sucks white dick.

Racist?

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:00 PM (9gDA7)

11 Don LeMon has denied the claims -- but, he denied them through CNN, using CNN's mouthpiece.

Now that there is a witness corroborating the allegations made in the lawsuit, CNN says it had no reason to comment further "at this time."

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I'm sure there's some sports site or channel out there in need of brainless leftist drivel about politics. He'll be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:00 PM (iikV8)

12 Yes well. What about the man suggests he has any class, dignity, or ethics?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

13 Just the first line would gag a maggot off the gut wagon. What a filthy perverted leftard degenerate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 02:00 PM (Vddbf)

14 What kind of a disgusting sicko freak does this?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

15
The dark night of #MeToo falls on conservatives but lands on Leftists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (Wx/+I)

16 That should be good for a few hundred thousand. The poor bartender is scarred for life.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

17 "Didn't think it was too unusual"?? Because lots of guys get ball/dick funk on their fingers and then wave it under your employees' noses?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

18 Hamptons >>> Fire Island on max gay.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

19 #Beliveallvictims

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (kTF2Z)

20 Seriously, do these smell like testicle?

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

21
Gays gotta gay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Wx/+I)

22 #HeToo ... or is it He#2?

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 02:02 PM (1oaFs)

23 Isn't he "married"?
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

I've always heard that the gay in the species is the most promiscuous and tends to fail in monogamy.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (9gDA7)

24 Eew.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

25 "Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time...."

Wut?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (dfRN6)

26 Chris Cuomo will let us know how only the press is allowed to find more information about this.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (wGbBR)

27 This is a banana. This is my ball funk! - Don Le Monde

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (gmo/4)

28 so taint paint is a real thing eh?

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (XTiHL)

29 Willowed:

I watched Winter Kills recently, inspired by JFK conspiracy theories. It features thinly fictionalized versions of JFK, et al.

Sort of weird when its comedy lands with a thud from time to time, but the conspiracy it spins (based on the book of the same name, from what I understand) is pretty dizzying in a good way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 01:56 PM (iikV

The movie's pretty good with a young Jeff Bridges still learning his chops as an actor. Hence, some of the thuds.

On the upside, "WK" also has a grizzly old Richard Boone in a key role. He's one of those guys who improves everything he's in.

The book is an excellent paranoid JFK-esque thriller and, Surprise!, better than the movie.

Written by Richard Condon who also wrote "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Prizzi's Honor"(!!!)

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (mIQCW)

30 Why is Don Lemon "famous?"

humiliation of the proletariat by the elite ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dirty Finger Critic ... at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (LPnfS)

31 Well, it could be worse -- at least he's never said "pussy."

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (1oaFs)

32 Nice behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (NRi/V)

33 A "sexual assault"? Don LeMon touched the guy's nose. I love to see leftist idiots in trouble, but we should never adopt the left's narrative that anything they don't like is "sexual assault." What LeMon is accused of doing is nasty, but it's not sexual assault. If we agree that it is, the next time it will be a conservative who is accused of "sexual assault" by touching a woman's nose after he returned from the bathroom (he had to touch his penis to piss, right?).

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (enXj9)

34 Bernie lectures Hong Kong protesters they do not know how good they have it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (AC700)

35 There's no shortage of queer black men with obvious issues to replace Lemon. Which mildly surprises me.

Now Anderson Cooper. There's a guy CNN will defend for child abuse. And they'll probably have to.

Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (LUJoE)

36 Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting.

I'll stay firmly ensconced on Team Hetero and let the girls aggressively flip and twiddle their hair at me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (q1Pj5)

37 ot:

Gotta conservate that gig at Politico!

Shouldn't that be conservatalize?

Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (FhXTo)

38 31 Well, it could be worse -- at least he's never said "pussy."
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (1oaFs)

==========

*arises video of Don Lemon using pussy in even worse context than Trump did*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (iikV8)

39 That's more of a power move than I would have thought a low-T squeak-fart like Lemon would make.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (9t0Zz)

40 4 Celebs is a nasty word these days.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (vEIlU)

Same here. Along with "activist."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (NRi/V)

41 http://bit.ly/2KTVArZ
*********
Barr Removes Federal Prisons Chief in Wake of Epstein Death

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (BqBId)

42 Has Don Lemon denied the claim he's stupid, possibly retarded?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (P1AAi)

43 Use dictate in a sentence

Do my dictate good?

Posted by: D lemon at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (AC700)

44 Drunk + gay + rich + black = no consequences

Posted by: MJ at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (gAMkn)

45 Wut?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (dfRN6)

-----

Well, maybe if Lemon hangs out there, it's a place frequented by homosexual party boys.

And if there's a lot of Lemon types around, it's probably pretty mild by comparison to a lot of things that happen there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (fUqBx)

46 42 Has Don Lemon denied the claim he's stupid, possibly retarded?
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 19, 2019 02:04 PM (P1AAi)

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I don't know, but I've heard he's fucked a chicken.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (iikV8)

47 In other news (semi-related), Prince Andrew is currently hiding under Fergie's (!?) skirt until the Epstein thing just goes away.

"We're the ultra-rich and powerful; this is just NOT supposed to happen to us! What's the point of being this elite if you can't treat other humans as disposable?"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (ju9gW)

48 This is the guy who got drunk on air NYE in 2017. Seems to be his MO.

Having a witness collaborating this event pretty much sews this up. Disgusting pig that CNN is standing by.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

49 So you're telling me that sort of behavior is frowned upon? I'm sorry. I thought this was AMERICA!

Posted by: Pwmbass at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (rGKc4)

50 I think humans are the only animals that find their own smell objectionable.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

51 Eew.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

Eau de Tainte

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (q1Pj5)

52 OT: the linked AmGreatness piece in the sidebar about BabyBoyBen Shapiro is an absolute must-read for anyone who wants the to see the GOPe continue with populist Trumpism (which is 1-for-1 in national elections) instead of returning to the cold, smarmy, elitism of Shapiro and company (which is, at least 0-4 in national elections).

In other words, does the GOPe become the Globetrotters? Or revert back to their normal position as the Washington Generals of politics.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (77WPm)

53 http://bit.ly/2KXlhrP
*******
Attorney General William P. Barr Appoints New Leadership Team At The Bureau Of Prisons | OPA | Department of Justice

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (BqBId)

54

Two fingers of Lemon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (aKsyK)

55 Was this a gay bar, perchance? Because doing something like that in a bar for normal people would be begging for a beatdown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (NRi/V)

56 It's hilarious that people like LeMon look down on people like me.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (i/wJA)

57
Has Don Lemon denied the claim he's stupid, possibly retarded?

Posted by: Dr Spank

He's a journalist. It's a given.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Wx/+I)

58 Doesn't count, sexual harassment is a weapon that can only be used on figures on the Right.

See "racism" for another example.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (zuvmW)

59
If Zucker is forced to fire Lemon, who gets his spot - Stelter, or Acosta?

I've got my money on Butterball Powerbottom. Nobody can tolerate Acosta.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (fUqBx)

60 Smegma fingers.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (ykq7q)

61 Why is Don Lemon "famous?"

not only celebrity, but "famous" is a bad term for people who have their faces on tv all of the time, which makes them recognizable. Too many fall for, well he or she is on tv or in the movies so therefore they are... not bad?

People are dumb. They idolize people who are literally nothing, contributing nothing to society (yet people like Lemon think that they are).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (vEIlU)

62 Even when drunk, you should at least step into the alley to puke or grab your junk. You know, stuff Ann Landers used to preach.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (e1mEI)

63 What LeMon is accused of doing is nasty, but it's not sexual assault. If we agree that it is, the next time it will be a conservative who is
accused of "sexual assault" by touching a woman's nose after he returned
from the bathroom (he had to touch his penis to piss, right?).

That is a terrible analogy.

Rubbing taint stank on someone's nose is not the same as touching someone's nose some time after going to the bathroom.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9t0Zz)

64 Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time....

Drunk *ssholes acting like *ssholes probably isn't unusual.

But new rules, dudes!

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (BD/yx)

65 Normalizing this lifestyle is going well so far.

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)

66 Isn't he "married"?

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His husband is but he isn't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

67 Isn't he "married"?
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

I don't think that means to you what it does to them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (y7DUB)

68 "Lemon Scented" whole new meaning.

Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (t0f3o)

69 Well, maybe if Lemon hangs out there, it's a place frequented by homosexual party boys.

And if there's a lot of Lemon types around, it's probably pretty mild by comparison to a lot of things that happen there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (fUqBx)

Sorry, just saw this. The type of bar is a critical piece of the story, methinks. The fact that it has not been addressed (anywhere I've seen, at any rate) suggests it is a homo hangout.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (NRi/V)

70 I would jave used the fingers on my other hand, nut tjey were in my butthole.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (8xGpK)

71 Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting.

lolwut? If I, as a straight white male nobody, did the *exact same thing* to a woman bartender, I'd be doing 3-5 and have to live the rest of my life on the sex offender list, restricted to menial jobs on which I can't subsist and floating from one town and welfare program to the next.

If I played the, "I wasn't be confrontational, I was just flirting" card it would have precisely the predictable outcome. Being in the ruling class must be awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (I2dne)

72 When you're the dumbest man on TV, you're probably not much better drunk in a bar.

Posted by: direwolf at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (BmTFY)

73 56 It's hilarious that people like LeMon look down on people like me.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (i/wJA)

That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (J+mig)

74 What LeMon is accused of doing is nasty, but it's not sexual assault.

His rules. He can hang by them.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (77WPm)

75 Posted by: Elric Blade at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (enXj9)

Eh, I going with sexual assault when someone rubs smegma on your nose.

Which begs the question, why wasn't LeMon's jaw broken .037 seconds after that happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (mIQCW)

76 68 "Lemon Scented" whole new meaning.
Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (t0f3o)

Yep. People will think twice about ordering "two fingers of Scotch," too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (NRi/V)

77 Honestly, this is pretty tame for drunk gay dudes.

They get a wee bit grabby and forward when they have too much wine.

Whiskey? Guard yourself like a pre teen at a muslim rave.

Posted by: MJ at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (gAMkn)

78
"Didn't think it was too unusual"?? Because lots of guys get ball/dick funk on their fingers and then wave it under your employees' noses?
Posted by: Jordan61

Perhaps it is normal in places where they hang out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (aKsyK)

79 Fredo Cuomo and Don LeMoan.

Stay classy, CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

80 Life is hard, LeMon.

It's harder when you're stupid.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (77WPm)

81 Gonna squeeze them lemons, till the juice just runs down my leg.......

Gonna shove it up your nose so you get a good whiff of smeg.......

(Ok.... so it's not Muldoon quality)

Posted by: Lemon's Song at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

82 62 Even when drunk, you should at least step into the alley to puke or grab your junk. You know, stuff Ann Landers used to preach.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 19, 2019 02:07 PM (e1mEI)

Dear Ann:

When my junk is itching something fierce but I'm in a bar, is it okay to just reach in for some relief?

--Itchy in Pennsylvania

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

83
When life hands you Lemon...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (zBaqJ)

84 72 When you're the dumbest man on TV, you're probably not much better drunk in a bar.
Posted by: direwolf at August 19, 2019 02:08 PM (BmTFY)

C'mon. Dumber than Juan Williams? Pretty tough competition, I'd say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (NRi/V)

85 That was disgusting,'" Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time...

Huh ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (M+Lyo)

86 Lemon Skunk

It's not just a strain of marijuana anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (O8WFE)

87 That is so disgusting. Revolting. Depraved.

Does his white man lover know he did this?
Hmmm, he does, now, i guess.

Posted by: Flyover at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (B5K06)

88
They get a wee bit grabby and forward when they have too much wine.

Whiskey? Guard yourself like a pre teen at a muslim rave.

Posted by: MJ

Cocaine? You're doomed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Wx/+I)

89 That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.

See also: Hollywood types hectoring Americans.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (9t0Zz)

90 Not about Dick Lemon but crazies over all, especially those that have functional grey matter, expressed that it is incomprehensible to him why they cannot know that they are tearing America apart.

If one believes in good and evil it is not difficult to understand why otherwise intelligent people are hell bent on destroying this nation an themselves with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (bETih)

91 Which begs the question, why wasn't LeMon's jaw broken .037 seconds after that happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:09 PM (mIQCW)

Homo. Black. "Celebrity".

Just a guess but a pretty quick calculation leads to "I don't think I want my place burned to the ground".

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (77WPm)

92 I heard someone say recently that you didn't dare put a Trump sticker on your car in the Hamptons because it would get keyed.

But Hamptons = classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

93 "Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting."

Flirt like Don Lemon with Eau De Smegma, spray some on your fingers and on your neck for maximum man on man attraction.

Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (U2JQS)

94 lemon(n.2)"worthless thing, disappointment, booby prize," 1909, American English slang;

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (88+cf)

95 Oh, okay. Gay Bar.

So-o-o-o-o, "normal activity there"?*

*Note to self: Stay out of gay bars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (mIQCW)

96 "He put his hands down his pants, inside his board shorts, grabbed his [genitals], and then came out with two fingers and, like, clipped Dustin's nose up and down with two fingers asking "do you like p---- or d---?" Gounelas said.

That would have gotten his arm broke and his head bounced off the bar. Job or no job.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (3oX+R)

97 Dear Ann:

When my junk is itching something fierce but I'm in a bar, is it okay to just reach in for some relief?

--Itchy in Pennsylvania
Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++
Dear Itchy,

Not only is it acceptable, it should be encouraged. Itching at your genitals in public is a sign of virility and power. Signals such as these show confidence and desirability. Your male companions will tolerate it and any females in the area will immediately take note of your vigor.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Ann Landers at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (I2dne)

98 (Ok.... so it's not Muldoon quality)

Posted by: Lemon's Song at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM

Bro, we just read that, and we can't even.

Posted by: Vogons at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ju9gW)

99 Trump said they let you grab them by the pussy!!!

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (l9mVC)

100 A "sexual assault"? Don LeMon touched the guy's nose. I love to see leftist idiots in trouble, but we should never adopt the left's narrative that anything they don't like is "sexual assault." What LeMon is accused of doing is nasty, but it's not sexual assault. If we agree that it is, the next time it will be a conservative who is accused of "sexual assault" by touching a woman's nose after he returned from the bathroom (he had to touch his penis to piss, right?).

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (enXj9)

So if someone jerks off in your face that's not sexual assault?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ltuaO)

101 Well, I'd say the usual route is to just make the official announcement "Don Lemon has decided to live his life as a gay man..."

Posted by: fly gal at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (8TdcF)

102 I heard someone say recently that you didn't dare put a Trump sticker on your car in the Hamptons because it would get keyed.

Don't put it on your car. Put it over a Bernie sticker on someone else's car.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (NRi/V)

103 As Tucker says, Dahn, Le Mon
I'll attempt to stay less commentatory and more lurkery but the TX heat (crazy from tyvm diamond Dave) and recent bs about 'urgent' jobs has me in a yeah, well fuck you mood. fucking liarly liars
Oh, Donny fuck right off
And now to protect myself from unwanted and unwarranted unwants now back to 'zip it'.

Posted by: micky at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (nizGE)

104 booby prize

I'd like a booby prize, please.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:12 PM (9t0Zz)

105 If we agree that it is, the next time it will be a conservative who is accused of "sexual assault" by touching a woman's nose after he returned from the bathroom (he had to touch his penis to piss, right?).
Posted by: Elric Blade

Any conservative that did the same thing needs a beat down and would be a disgusting pig just like Lemon. Hope this guy can bankrupt him.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

106 Time to rethink handshaking?

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (qEujL)

107 It's a good thing LeMon didn't have his pal Andi Cooper with him. Those two drunk in a Hamptons bar would have been a trifecta for CNN, after Fredo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

108 I honestly never thought of this approach.

"Hey babe..." reaches in pants and rubs junk

"You into cock or pussy?" shoves finger in babe's mouth

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (9gDA7)

109 Do that to me and shit gets real. Can't believe a guy named Gounelas didn't take him apart. I think Gounelas is Lithuainian name. Those guys are kind of touchy about shit like that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)

110 89 That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.

See also: Hollywood types hectoring Americans.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (9t0Zz)

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It makes sense.

They're awful people who tolerate other awful people and who either participate in or tolerate awful behaviors. No one wants to think of themselves as the worst dregs of society, so they project and imagine that people not of their tribe are even worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (iikV8)

111 Don LeMon's taint smells like failure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

112 His mother must be so proud.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (vyFCs)

113 That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.

See also: Hollywood types hectoring Americans.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (9t0Zz)

Indeed, it's so awesome when all these Hollyweird types take a couple of minutes out from their busy schedules of free-basing drugs, raping children, and groping each other all from behind armed, gated-community walls to lecture the rest of us on how we should live our lives.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (77WPm)

114 Oh, okay. Gay Bar.

So-o-o-o-o, "normal activity there"?*

Probably the most wholesome thing that's happened there in years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (NRi/V)

115 So if someone jerks off in your face that's not sexual assault?

But that's like totally different because like, everyone jerks off, so what? Nobody can get in your face after having jerked off at some time.

Whatever, dude!

/s

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (9t0Zz)

116
Time to rethink handshaking?

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (qEujL)

And people mock PDT for carrying hand sanitzer and being a germophobe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

117 Oh, okay. Gay Bar.

So-o-o-o-o, "normal activity there"?*

*Note to self: Stay out of gay bars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:11 PM (mIQCW)

The Blue Oyster is not so bad once you get used to it.

Posted by: Police Academy at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (q1Pj5)

118 pick up lines and moves by Don LeMon ... with illustrations by the gay man himself. A coffee table book.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (Cus5s)

119 That's gay.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (tH5fk)

120 His mother must be so proud.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (vyFCs)

You mean his grandmother?

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ykq7q)

121 50 I think humans are the only animals that find their own smell objectionable.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

"Husband working outside" is a wonderful smell.
[sigh]
*twirls hair*

Posted by: Flyover at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (B5K06)

122 That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.

I read that TDS-afflicted Robert Deniro makes his *very* young girlfriends call him "grandpa." Yeah, totes normal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (O8WFE)

123 Don Lemon is probably not the dumbest person that works for CNN but he's in the top five list. But yeah... its a "gay" bar, I'm sure more disturbing stuff has taken place there. What did this dude expect, going there?

And why did he feel compelled to buy Don Lemon of all people a drink? Is that just starf***er behavior? OOh, someone famous, I'll give them something free and hope they like me!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

124 Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time....
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There are no words.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aXucN)

125
11 Don LeMon has denied the claims -- but, he denied them through CNN, using CNN's mouthpiece.

Oh, LeMon accomplishes LOTS of things using his mouthpiece!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (pNxlR)

126

Indeed, it's so awesome when all these Hollyweird types take a couple of minutes out from their busy schedules of free-basing drugs, raping children, and groping each other all from behind armed, gated-community walls to lecture the rest of us on how we should live our lives.

Posted by: DocJ

Don't forget marriages with the half-life of a trans plutonium element.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (Wx/+I)

127 One square. One square only, Morons.

Posted by: Capt. Sheryl Ramius at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (K5tfC)

128 Does his white man lover know he did this?
Hmmm, he does, now, i guess.
Posted by: Flyover at August 19, 2019 02:10 PM (B5K06)

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I've only ever met one gay couple that was monogamous. It's really not a consideration for most of those guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (fUqBx)

129 Time to rethink handshaking?
Posted by: Caliban

Bro Nod and you keep your dick skinners to yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (3oX+R)

130 "Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting."

But just another lifestyle, as beautiful and life-affirming as ... oh hell, I can't even pretend. This behavior and that lifestyle in general is disgusting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (NRi/V)

131 For my next number pull up your chairs and listen to my rendition of "Tain't Misbehavin'."

Posted by: Lemon's Song at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)

132 Remember - these are your betters.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (LGlN2)

133 Hope this witness has dox insurance

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (WhTSP)

134 A "sexual assault"? Don LeMon touched the guy's nose. I love to see leftist idiots in trouble, but we should never adopt the left's narrative that anything they don't like is "sexual assault."

Yeah no. Any stick will do to beat a dog.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Ot/7Z)

135 "..simply flirting."

What?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (DB16e)

136 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday apparently.I really thought he would be room temperature by now.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (l9mVC)

137 Time to rethink handshaking?

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (qEujL)

And eating peanuts or popcorn out of bowls on the bar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (q1Pj5)

138 Damn my poor eyesight! If I'd met the guys at MUFF Tavern like I was supposed to, Don LeMon never would have been there! Instead I go to Murf's Tavern, and the rest is sickening history.

Posted by: Dustin Hice at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

139 I've heard a couple of stories about Shep! being a nasty drunk.

I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

140 Dude's got some serious game there. Who could resist that level of flirting? It's almost not even fair.

Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (oUzmL)

141 Don't forget marriages with the half-life of a trans plutonium element.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Half life of a 24 hour stomach bug.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (3oX+R)

142 How many times has this degenerate lectured everyone on morals and how very naughty President Trump is? How we should all behave, what is right and what is wrong??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

143 Tainted love, don't tea bag please, you know it makes me sneeze

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (/DuNp)

144 One time on a slow day of weekend duty on my Navy ship, I came across a SitRep from another ship of a "male-on-male sexual assault." I grabbed some popcorn and settled in for some entertainment, only to discover that the "assault" consisted of a dude slapping another dude's ass while they worked out in the gym.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (N4xQB)

145 Sanders/Krugman 2020 -- Make America China Yesterday

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Q8qgB)

146

Pull my finger ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (M+Lyo)

147 I've heard a couple of stories about Shep! being a nasty drunk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

Well, he's a total asshole sober, so...

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (77WPm)

148 108 I honestly never thought of this approach.

"Hey babe..." reaches in pants and rubs junk

"You into cock or pussy?" shoves finger in babe's mouth

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (9gDA7)

Where do you expect to be imprisoned? We'll write you.

Posted by: Someguy at August 19, 2019 02:17 PM (yOykd)

149 >>136 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday apparently.I really thought he would be room temperature by now.
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:16 PM (l9mVC)

His appearance is shocking. He's getting that W.C. Fields/Tip O'Neill vibe.

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (qEujL)

150 The 12" version was even better:

Taint-ed Love / Where Did My Glove Go

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (O8WFE)

151 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday apparently.I really thought he would be room temperature by now.
Posted by: steevy

Pays your money and make another dead pool bet.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (3oX+R)

152 Seriously though if Lemon has Herpes, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, or Syphilis (to name a few) he could transmit those STI's from his infected junk to the man's mucous membrane if he touches the guy's nostril

Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (U2JQS)

153 Time to rethink handshaking?

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (qEujL)

When Princess Diana was giving some award to some fruit re AIDS I thought she ought to forego the handshake and just kind of toss him the award, from a safe distance. "Here ya go!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (NRi/V)

154 The Blue Oyster is not so bad once you get used to it.
Posted by: Police Academy at August 19, 2019 02:14 PM (q1Pj5)

I find Blue Oyster Cult an underrated band, as a whole.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (9gDA7)

155 Gounelas said before explaining that he didn't think it was too unusual at the time...

This is a man who went to a "gay bar" and bought a famous homosexual dude a drink. I think he's probably okay with this kind of thing, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

156 Front page of my local fishwrap had a picture of a "Pride pool party" at a local boutique hotel. I was informed it was to kick off "Pride season." Whatever that is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

157 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday apparently.I really thought he would be room temperature by now.
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Does Bubba outlive Prince Phillip?

Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Rzv5S)

158 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday apparently.I really thought he would be room temperature by now.

I expect him to be pining for the fjords by the end of next year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

159 Many years ago when stationed in California I had two gay male neighbors. One night they invited me for a drink at a nearby gay bar. We had become friends and I admittedly was curious. Barf. Pretty disgusting. These dudes do a lot more than dance and drink.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (oiNtH)

160 Seriously though if Lemon has Herpes, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, or Syphilis (to name a few)

C'mon, a homosexual with shitty venereal diseases? Never happen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (NRi/V)

161 Dude's got some serious game there. Who could resist that level of flirting? It's almost not even fair.
Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian

That's how Mickey Rooney got 8 women to marry him.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (tH5fk)

162 "Pride season." Whatever that is.
=========
Hubris Season

Posted by: edited for accuracy at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (0AmmY)

163 He grabbed his Geritol? I do that all the time. Why, if I was sued every time I sniffed something...wait, what were we talking about? Maggie Thatcher?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (COzlW)

164 156 Front page of my local fishwrap had a picture of a "Pride pool party" at a local boutique hotel. I was informed it was to kick off "Pride season." Whatever that is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

It's a viral swap meet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (NRi/V)

165 106 Time to rethink handshaking?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (qEujL)

I'd be perfectly happy to go back to bows and curtsies.

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

166 >>I was informed it was to kick off "Pride season." Whatever that is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

That's when you pretend to be something you're not.

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (qEujL)

167 "Pride season." Whatever that is.
=========
Hubris Season
Posted by: edited for accuracy at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (0AmmY)

WABBIT Season!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (9gDA7)

168 Spinal Tap's Smell The Glove with a minor alteration.

Posted by: Boots at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (oGBso)

169 156 Front page of my local fishwrap had a picture of a "Pride pool party" at a local boutique hotel. I was informed it was to kick off "Pride season." Whatever that is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

How many is the legal limit?

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Izzlo)

170
I expect him to be pining for the fjords by the end of next year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

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The sooner the Clintons are dead, the better. Nothing will ever come out about them while they're alive and prosecutable, and they're going to continue whacking witnesses until they're gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (fUqBx)

171 This is one of those threads that leave me thinking boy, am I glad I'm old and boring and married.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (aXucN)

172
I find Blue Oyster Cult an underrated band, as a whole.
-----------------
No, it was correctly rated. I'm amazed it had more than one hit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

173 The 12" version was even better:

It always is.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q1Pj5)

174 Did an angel just fall from heaven? Now smell my finger.

Posted by: Lemon pick up lines at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (aYVBT)

175
This is one of those threads that leave me thinking boy, am I glad I'm old and boring and married.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (aXucN)

And don't summer in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

176 Ick. Meanwhile, Roseanne Barr is still an untouchable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (+lVUW)

177 And don't summer in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
The true sign of the rich: they use "summer" and "lunch" as verbs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)

178 And eating peanuts or popcorn out of bowls on the bar.

Let's not be hasty. I'm sure the average pubcrawler never picks his nose, adjusts his junk or scratches his ass without fastidiously washing his hands afterward. No matter how inebriated.

Posted by: Communal Troughs Are A-OK at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ppBhU)

179 And don't summer in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
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No kidding. I've been very happy summering right here in my kitchen. It's clean and has the food and drink I like, and is near my loved ones.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (aXucN)

180 I find Blue Oyster Cult an underrated band, as a whole.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:18 PM

Well, definitely since they tone down the cowbell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ejd/p)

181 Imonna predict Bubba Clinton will be room temp by the end of the year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

182 108 I honestly never thought of this approach.

"Hey babe..." reaches in pants and rubs junk

"You into cock or pussy?" shoves finger in babe's mouth

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:13 PM (9gDA7)
That taint funny

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (N39Ws)

183 "toned" Sheesh...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ejd/p)

184 176 Ick. Meanwhile, Roseanne Barr is still an untouchable.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:21 PM (+lVUW)

Talk about a Mountain of Madness...

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

185 I prefer to use the french pronunciation.

Don Le Mon

Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (nonGu)

186 181 Imonna predict Bubba Clinton will be room temp by the end of the year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

==========

Him and RBG...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (iikV8)

187 note to self: when in a bar where Lemon is also at, don't ask him to pass you the bowl of nuts.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (/DuNp)

188 How many is the legal limit?
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Izzlo)

No limit on varmints.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (NRi/V)

189 181 Imonna predict Bubba Clinton will be room temp by the end of the year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

So is Bubba Godzilla or Mothra?

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

190 Individual acts of perversion so profound, that decorum prevents me from mentioning it here.

Posted by: the unmentionables at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (FdJsC)

191 No kidding. I've been very happy summering right
here in my kitchen. It's clean and has the food and drink I like, and
is near my loved ones.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (aXucN)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

192 The sooner the Clintons are dead, the better. Nothing will ever come out about them while they're alive and prosecutable, and they're going to continue whacking witnesses until they're gone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (fUqBx)

I'm not usually this negative, but I'm of the mindset that the entire Clinton bloodline needs to be removed from existence entirely.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (9gDA7)

193 The sooner the Clintons are dead, the better.
Nothing will ever come out about them while they're alive and
prosecutable, and they're going to continue whacking witnesses until
they're gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM (fUqBx)

Bubba winning in '92 was the first indication I had (at the tender age of 26) that we were done-for as a country. Bush Sr. was no prize, but that the country could turn on him and elect that huckster meant something.
The milk-chocolate messiah's re-election in '12 sealed it. DJT is a speed-bump on the way to irrelevance for us (and terror for the world).

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:23 PM (77WPm)

194
Whichever Moron labeled Shapiro "Baby Snark" made me laugh really hard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (fUqBx)

195 This is one of those threads that leave me thinking boy, am I glad I'm old and boring and married.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:20 PM

Then how do you explain the Red Sox proclivity?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (K5tfC)

196 Roseanne Barr is still an untouchable.

For a funny and accurate joke, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

197 181 Imonna predict Bubba Clinton will be room temp by the end of the year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

Suicide is everywhere these days

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (U2JQS)

198 15
The dark night of #MeToo falls on conservatives but lands on Leftists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

199 Then how do you explain the Red Sox proclivity?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (K5tfC)
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I married into it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (aXucN)

200 "BUT TRUMP SAID GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY"

Posted by: LTCHAM at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (LkVch)

201 Whichever Moron labeled Shapiro "Baby Snark" made me laugh really hard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (fUqBx)

That's the first I've read it, and I just laughed loudly, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

202 I find it really irritating when sports teams insist on being represented in pride parades.
Why?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (II6Oo)

203 That's how Mickey Rooney got 8 women to marry him.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2019 02:19 PM

I still admire how he got rid of #6.

"My wife's lover killed my wife, and then himself, in my house and with my gun."

"Sounds legit, Mickey."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (ju9gW)

204 I still want to know how many of the super
successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the
Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one
actress finally spoke out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

I'll take "All Of Them" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (77WPm)

205 I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

I'll take "all of them," Alex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (NRi/V)

206 When life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade.

Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (I5SAg)

207 Which begs the question, why wasn't LeMon's jaw broken .037 seconds after that happened?

Simple. The guy he assaulted would automatically go to jail, and LeMon would be shown as the victim of a man who hated homosexuals. LeMon would be excused and the victim's life would be ruined.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (AkkRZ)

208 By thaaaat >< much ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (NRi/V)

209 The dark night of #MeToo falls on conservatives but lands on Leftists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)
++++++++++++
It was a grave miscalculation. #MeToo has hit far more leftists than anyone else. I think they fell into the trap of assuming that everyone was just like them.

Had it worked and there were even numbers of accused offenders on each side - or preferably more on the non-Left sides - they could have easily deflected and got their scalps. But it didn't work - they had the bulk of the offenders and it blew up in their faces.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)

210 If SNL was funny they would write this into a perfume commercial
But they are not funny

Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (U2JQS)

211 198 Well,I wouldn't say they kept their mouths SHUT...
Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (l9mVC)

212 Picturing Jack Elam running around in Cannonball Run movies waving his finger around and whenever he did, everyone would take three steps back and go "Whaoh fella" like he was swinging a loaded gun around.

LOL Can someone pass me the Ketchup? Lemon picks up bottle and hands it your way........Nah bro, I'm good.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

213 205 I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

I'll take "all of them," Alex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:25 PM (NRi/V)

==========

"Harvey Weinstein is god."
-Meryl Streep, actual quote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (iikV8)

214 humiliation of the proletariat by the elite ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dirty Finger Critic ... at August 19, 2019 02:03 PM (LPnfS)

=====================
Considering the size and demographics of the CNN-LEMON viewership, I'd mark this attempt as "FAIL".

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Pqytn)

215 Bubba winning in '92 was the first indication I had (at the tender age of 26) that we were done-for as a country. Bush Sr. was no prize, but that the country could turn on him and elect that huckster meant something.
The milk-chocolate messiah's re-election in '12 sealed it. DJT is a speed-bump on the way to irrelevance for us (and terror for the world).
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I read it the other way round. The Left have completely beclowned themselves and are acting desperate. Empty bench and the replacements are HS level ball players. Means and shit ton of puppet shows and distractions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

216 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (NRi/V)

And I managed to get the "for $1000" in there, too!

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (77WPm)

217 Do gays have to always be believed?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (II6Oo)

218 Speaking of women's jobs that men do better,
it seems Mayor DeBolshevik's ex-lesbifriend of a wife (what happened to born that way?) has decided that 2 trannies better represent NY's women, than say a Catholic saint who helped immigrants. I wonder if DeBolshevik is a better woman as well?

Posted by: Iblis at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (9221z)

219 Which begs the question, why wasn't LeMon's jaw broken .037 seconds after that happened?

Would you want potentially HIV-laden blood spilled around you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (NRi/V)

220 The Horde Hive Mind is an awesome thing to watch in action.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (cqNba)

221 209 It was a grave miscalculation. #MeToo has hit far more leftists than anyone else. I think they fell into the trap of assuming that everyone was just like them.

Had it worked and there were even numbers of accused offenders on each side - or preferably more on the non-Left sides - they could have easily deflected and got their scalps. But it didn't work - they had the bulk of the offenders and it blew up in their faces.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)

===========

It was ironically hilarious that they went from making fun of Mike Pence for refusing to dine alone with a woman other than his wife to shrieking about sexual assault under every rock in about a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (iikV8)

222 And eating peanuts or popcorn out of bowls on the bar.

Let's not be hasty. I'm sure the average pubcrawler never picks his nose, adjusts his junk or scratches his ass without fastidiously washing his hands afterward. No matter how inebriated.
Posted by: Communal Troughs Are A-OK at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ppBhU)

That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (aS1PU)

223 179
No kidding. I've been very happy summering right here in my
kitchen. It's clean and has the food and drink I like, and is near my
loved ones.

the shiv collection?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (sGtp+)

224 Had it worked and there were even numbers of accused offenders on each side - or preferably more on the non-Left sides - they could have easily deflected and got their scalps. But it didn't work - they had the bulk of the offenders and it blew up in their faces.
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Plans smans, chaos theory baby.

Posted by: The French Revolution Tidy I ain't at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (FdJsC)

225 "Harvey Weinstein is god."
-Meryl Streep, actual quote
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:26 PM

Isn't she dyslexic?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ejd/p)

226 >>Let's not be hasty. I'm sure the average pubcrawler never picks his nose, adjusts his junk or scratches his ass without fastidiously washing his hands afterward. No matter how inebriated.
Posted by: Communal Troughs Are A-OK at August 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ppBhU)

This reminds me of when we were at a local historical society reception one fine December day, and were chatting with an old friend of ours (who happened to be gay) near the finger foods. They were on a sideboard near a south window with the sun shining in, and one could easily see, with unforgettable brightness and clarity, the spittle from his lips as he spoke though his false teeth, arcing downward onto the morsels below. Changed my view of things forever.

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (qEujL)

227 "We're the ultra-rich and powerful; this is just NOT supposed to happen to us! What's the point of being this elite if you can't treat other humans as disposable?"
________________

There is a story in DM about how some producer, who reportedly works on a show called Next Top Model or something like that, flew three poor (as in the French family was impoverished and they were apparently trying to get their cute kids on a t.v. show) 12-year old girls from France to the U.S. be Jeffrey Epstein's "birthday present."

These people really are the most disgusting freaks imaginable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (k4dH2)

228 I read it the other way round. The Left have
completely beclowned themselves and are acting desperate. Empty bench
and the replacements are HS level ball players. Means and shit ton of
puppet shows and distractions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

The 2020 election will tell which one of us is right. Partially, at least.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (77WPm)

229 I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

I REALLY want Betty White to write a tell all book. YOU KNOW she's seen absolutely EVERYTHING Hollywood is guilty of and likely done a bit of it herself.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (9gDA7)

230 The moderator at a Native American forum was shocked on Monday after Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) received very little enthusiasm about her potential election.

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Yeah, boy, this is a chance for them to get a member of the Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom Tutti Frutti, aw rutti tribe into the White House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)

231 "When you're famous, they let you rub your d*** and then stick your fingers under their noses."

I'm not a man, but it doesn't seen like an overwhelmingly positive reason as to why you'd want to be famous.

Better to stay unknown, sane and classy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (+0VWg)

232
I remember... It was "freaked" who coined "Baby Snark."

Good stuff, fits him perfectly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (fUqBx)

233 The Horde Hive Mind is an awesome thing to watch in action.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (cqNba)

I often think of something, and contemplate typing it up, but don't because I know someone is already ahead of me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (xPJvm)

234 How long Clinton survives I think may be up to HRC. If he suddenly keels over and HRC throws her floppy hat in the ring for 2020, I would say Hmmmm... That good old fake bereaved widow scam.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

235 These people really are the most disgusting freaks imaginable.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (k4dH2)

How many volumes does The List comprise now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (NRi/V)

236 Here's Mr. and Mr. Don LeMon:

https://tinyurl.com/y5v6yhvu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

237 #MeToo appears to have been a JJ Abrams plot to conquer all of Hollywood and it is succeeding...

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (l9mVC)

238 It was ironically hilarious that they went from making fun of Mike Pence for refusing to dine alone with a woman other than his wife to shrieking about sexual assault under every rock in about a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (iikV

+++++++++++
They're still trying to square that circle. The so-called "Pence Rule" is misogynistic and awful because it limits opportunities for women - yet more men then ever practice it because of #MeToo.

Their rejoinder of "don't harass women and you don't have a problem" doesn't square with "#BelieveWomen" and the way the accused always get dismantled. They're trying to rationalize it to make themselves right (as always) and the effort is breathtaking to watch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (I2dne)

239 "My wife's lover killed my wife, and then himself, in my house and with my gun."

They say I shot a man named Gray
And took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks
And when she died it came to me

I can't help it if I'm lucky

Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (fuK7c)

240
Senator Pat Geary: Mr. CNN, would you care to amplify your answer?
Willie CNN: Would I what?
Senator Pat Geary: Would you expand on your response? I'm interested to know, was there always a mouthpiece involved?
Willie CNN: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A mouthpiece. Someone in between you and Mister LeMon who passed on to you the actual order to service someone.
Willie CNN: Oh yeah, a mouthpiece. Mister LeMon used a lot of mouthpieces!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

241 50 I think humans are the only animals that find their own smell objectionable.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

That's because our ancestors were good hunters. Good hunters don't want a discernible musk, they want their smell to blend into the background and go unnoticed.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (J+mig)

242 If SNL was funny they would write this into a perfume commercial
But they are not funny
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Now how are we supposed to make "Lemon Scented" funny?

Posted by: SNL writers at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (QFieV)

243 Earnest Borgnine (Bogiono) was married five times. He was married to Ethel Merman the singer. The marriage lasted 42 days. Shit that doesn't matter but is worth thinking about.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)

244 243 Earnest Borgnine (Bogiono) was married five times. He was married to Ethel Merman the singer. The marriage lasted 42 days. Shit that doesn't matter but is worth thinking about.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)

Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)

245 I wonder if DeBolshevik is a better woman as well?
Posted by: Iblis at August 19, 2019 02:27 PM (9221z)

I've heard all his farts are silent, so if excessive anal makes you a better woman, he's QWEEN.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (9gDA7)

246 This reminds me of when we were at a local historical society reception one fine December day, and were chatting with an old friend of ours (who happened to be gay) near the finger foods. They were on a sideboard near a south window with the sun shining in, and one could easily see, with unforgettable brightness and clarity, the spittle from his lips as he spoke though his false teeth, arcing downward onto the morsels below. Changed my view of things forever.
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (qEujL)

I had a junior colleague who was a flamer who'd cut himself shaving and had inadvertently opened the cut again in front of me. A drop of blood landed on the table. I looked at him, and he quickly mopped it up, while I looked for a flamethrower.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (NRi/V)

247 Don Lemon? Hmmm. Nope doesn't ring a bell.

Posted by: C. Gibson - ABC News at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (FiUMj)

248 the shiv collection?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 19, 2019 02:28 PM (sGtp+)

========================
When I read that, and even without reading the OP, I knew it was a Bluebell post. A Legend, she is.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Pqytn)

249 I do not know how Don LeMon performing that action was supposed to help clarify things for the bartender since his fingers simply smelled like fourteen different flavors of butthole.

Posted by: WR at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O9JR8)

250 Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)

Only in Airplane! in that one scene.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

251 "Now how are we supposed to make "Lemon Scented" funny?"

Put Mayhem on it.

He can make anything funny

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (cqNba)

252 243 Earnest Borgnine (Bogiono) was married five times.
He was married to Ethel Merman the singer. The marriage lasted 42 days.
Shit that doesn't matter but is worth thinking about.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)

Hollyweird has been a shithole since it became a "company town" in the late 20's.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

253 Now how are we supposed to make "Lemon Scented" funny?
Posted by: SNL writers at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM

Just please don't use the phrase "you're soaking in it". Kthx.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ejd/p)

254 I keep seeing "Mentor Women!" being promoted on Linkedin. I'm confused about if we're supposed to want young women to be alone with middle-aged men or not.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (N4xQB)

255 236 Here's Mr. and Mr. Don LeMon:

https://tinyurl.com/y5v6yhvu
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

His husband looks like Stuart from Mad TV.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)

256 43 Use dictate in a sentence

Do my dictate good?
Posted by: D lemon

That's what I come here for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (+lVUW)

257 Hollyweird has been a shithole since it became a "company town" in the late 20's.
Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)
+++++++++
So, since the beginning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

258 250 Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)

Only in Airplane! in that one scene.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

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That wasn't Ethel Merman. That was Lieutenant Hurwitz. Very sad case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (iikV8)

259 This news means Hillary will definitely run in 2020

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/339405/

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (l9mVC)

260 Their rejoinder of "don't harass women and you don't have a problem" doesn't square with "#BelieveWomen" and the way the accused always get dismantled. They're trying to rationalize it to make themselves right (as always) and the effort is breathtaking to watch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (I2dne)

Notice that as yet there's no #BelieveAllFruits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (NRi/V)

261 Now how are we supposed to make "Lemon Scented" funny?
Posted by: SNL writers at August 19, 2019 02:30 PM (QFieV)

It's funny one of you actually think SNL would go after a black, gay CNN host.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (9gDA7)

262 Here's Mr. and Mr. Don LeMon:

https://tinyurl.com/y5v6yhvu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

His husband looks like Stuart from Mad TV.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)

Omg. He does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

263 "It didn't seem unusual at the time."

!?!?!

I clearly am not of the elite. I do not know the secret handshakes.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (ym8+l)

264 Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)

Only in Airplane! in that one scene.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

It's every man for himself and *looks a Ethel Merman* every woman for himself.

Posted by: Buddy Hackett at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (aS1PU)

265 "story in DM about how some producer, who reportedly works on a show called Next Top Model or something like that, flew three impoverished... 12-year old girls from France to the U.S. be Jeffrey Epstein's "birthday present."

somewhere in hell, the guys from Sodom are asking why they got off so bad when shit like this is happening up here.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (/DuNp)

266 When I was growing up in WNY, all the major concerts were promoted by Harvey & Corky Productions.

That Harvey was Harvey Weinstein. He shot his first movie, the low-budget horror classic The Burning, in the gritty, nondescript town of North Tonawanda. It starred a young Jason Alexander in what I believe was his first flick.

Who woulda think the guy whose name was on all out concert tickets and who made low-budget movies out in the sticks would grow up to be, well, that guy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (O8WFE)

267 Do gays have to always be believed?

I believe the current 'must always believe no matter what' list goes muslims, trannies, gays, blacks, women.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (AkkRZ)

268 Notice that as yet there's no #BelieveAllFruits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:33 PM (NRi/V)
++++++++++
Give it 6-12 months - except it will be in the other direction. As the "#Believe_________" accumulates, they will just simplify it as "#DisbelieveNormals"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (I2dne)

269 Better to stay unknown, sane and classy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:29 PM (+0VWg)

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True, sorta. If one is classy, then all the people one cares about will know it, and that's all that matters.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (Pqytn)

270 Well, the place doesn't appear to be a gay bar. Maybe there's just a large enough number of gays in the Hamptons that it didn't seem out of place.

Didn't Jerry and George find the Cheever Letters in the Hamptons?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (fUqBx)

271 A Twist of Lemon

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

272 >>"story in DM about how some producer, who reportedly works on a show called Next Top Model or something like that, flew three impoverished... 12-year old girls from France to the U.S. be Jeffrey Epstein's "birthday present."

You know what the age of consent is in France?

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (LS29U)

273 270 No,at the cabin they burned down.I think it was upstate NY.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (l9mVC)

274 Hollyweird has been a shithole since it became a "company town" in the late 20's.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

+++++++++

So, since the beginning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

Stop me if you've heard me extol the wonders of Gloria Swanson's pussy before.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (q1Pj5)

275 I keep seeing "Mentor Women!" being promoted on Linkedin. I'm confused about if we're supposed to want young women to be alone with middle-aged men or not.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (N4xQB)

It's an ingenious plot. Mentor a young woman, who can then accuse you of sexual harassment, get you fired, and then take your job.

Unless you keep her at bay with a ten foot pole at all costs, which is the sensible thing to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (NRi/V)

276 So LeMon was drunk as hell, acted like an asshole, and now he's getting targeted by the cancel culture he helped create.

*kermitdrinkingtea.jpg*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

277 Well,Kramer burned it down....

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (l9mVC)

278 Ethel Merman voice in its a mad, mad, mad world.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

279 "The Old Stove". That's a metaphor- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

280 Who woulda think the guy whose name was on all out concert tickets and who made low-budget movies out in the sticks would grow up to be, well, that guy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 02:34 PM (O8WFE)

Back when everyone wanted to be in Hollywood, the producers/directors found out pretty quick, regardless of budget, the casting couch was ALWAYS tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM (9gDA7)

281 271 A Twist of Lemon
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

...

I think we call that a spritz.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM (yL25O)

282 I keep seeing "Mentor Women!" being promoted on Linkedin. I'm confused about if we're supposed to want young women to be alone with middle-aged men or not.

I think mentor women means other women mentoring women, since white Christian men are all dangerous, raping, homicidal liars.

Or... mentor women could be a phrase that means nothing, like have a nice day or recycle.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (AkkRZ)

283 Ethel Merman voice in its a mad, mad, mad world.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM (gmo/4)
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That's the one that came to me, too - the mother-in-law from hell. I don't know how anyone could be married to that for 42 minutes, let alone 42 days.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

284 When a CNN mouthpiece denies something, does that individual's mouth smell like Lemon's dick?

Posted by: JEM at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (8erNz)

285 "Do you like pussy or dick?"

"Which one do you have down there, sport?"

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (DDeWs)

286 So in the latest insider baseball of Baltimore politics.

Delegate Steve Lafferty is leaving the Maryland Legislature to assume a roll with the new Baltimore County Administration.

Here is my prediction...

Within 120 days, the County Exec will put forth a bill making participation in the Federal Housing Voucher program mandatory in Baltimore County.

Lafferty, who has sponsored the same basic bill in the State legislature in two sessions, but forgot to tell his constituents about it will be a leading proponent of the Bill.

Remember, America, you read it here first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (cqNba)

287 282
I think mentor women means other women mentoring women, since white Christian men are all dangerous, raping, homicidal liars.

Or... mentor women could be a phrase that means nothing, like have a nice day or recycle.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (AkkRZ)

========

It's the new "Who is John Galt?".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (iikV8)

288
somewhere in hell, the guys from Sodom are asking why they got off so bad when shit like this is happening up here.
==========
Don't feel sorry for yourselves Sodomites, when I' done with these people, they'll wish they were you.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 02:37 PM (qDqBl)

289 258 250 Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)
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Yeah, God Bless America. What disturbs me more is the thought of Earnest Borgnine humping Elthel Merman. Just something wrong with that picture.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (2LelM)

290 Hollywood has always abused young, vulnerable women.

I heard my parents talking about the conspiracy theory going around when Marilyn Monroe died. A lot of people said JFK and Bobby Kennedy breathed sighs of relief. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

291 Years ago I had a woman do that to me at a bar. I just thought it was weird and disgusting. I didn't know it was a thing

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)

292 It's an ingenious plot. Mentor a young woman, who can then accuse you of sexual harassment, get you fired, and then take your job.

Unless you keep her at bay with a ten foot pole at all costs, which is the sensible thing to do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:35 PM (NRi/V)
+++++++++++++
They realized that they are poisoning the well and that mentorship opportunities for women are being reduced and reduced quickly due to this crap. The only sensible move for a man in a position of authority is to opt out, which dries up the opportunity.

But women want and need those opportunities, so they're slowly starting to make the "not all women are like that" argument, but the risks are just too damn high. Painter, meet corner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (I2dne)

293 Taiwan Offers Hong-Kong Protesters Safe Harbor From China

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I'm sure that's not what they want but it may be the best outcome possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

294 73 56 It's hilarious that people like LeMon look down on people like me.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 02:06 PM (i/wJA)

That these degenerates think they have any grounds to criticize anyone else on is staggering.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

There's a Gwyneth Paltrow joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (+lVUW)

295 Lemon's tree very pretty and his lemon flower is sweet.

But the fruit of the poor Lemon is impossible to eat.

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (DDeWs)

296 >>Years ago I had a woman do that to me at a bar. I just thought it was weird and disgusting. I didn't know it was a thing

...and that little woman was me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (LS29U)

297 "Will & Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.

Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

298 To be honest I really don't want to think about Earnest Borgnine banging ANYBODY...

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (l9mVC)

299 292
But women want and need those opportunities, so they're slowly starting to make the "not all women are like that" argument, but the risks are just too damn high. Painter, meet corner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (I2dne)

==========

"I thought you were cool, Carol!"
-John

"Such sexual violence!"
-Carol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (iikV8)

300 It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World was the film that taught me the phrase "Shove it up your ass" can be conveyed with just a look. Uncle Miltie, you are missed.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ju9gW)

301 What disturbs me more is the thought of Earnest Borgnine humping Elthel Merman. Just something wrong with that picture.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (2LelM)

And just KNOW he 'dutch ovened' her.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (9gDA7)

302 "Will & Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.
Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (aS1PU)

303 Didn't Ethel Merman get her big break in the Gershwin Brother's smash hit "Girl Crazy"? IIRC, she brought down the house with "I've Got Rhythm".

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Pqytn)

304 The idea is for women to have the option to destroy men if they want to. It is the idea of power without consequence, let alone responsibility

Posted by: Someguy at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (yOykd)

305
It's a shame Ernest is dead. I had an idea for him to be in the "Borg9 and the Furious" movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (fUqBx)

306 79 Fredo Cuomo and Don LeMoan.

Stay classy, CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Careful there. It's just like you used the n word.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (+lVUW)

307 I promise I won't mentor in your mouth.

Posted by: Harvey at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (/DuNp)

308 297
"Will Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.

Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

Why is that? I bet it's a good sh1t show. Messing always seemed insufferable.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

309 Donald Trump's Twitter habit has caused no shortage of controversy during his presidency. Now, Democrats are hoping to turn it into a liability for his re-election.

One of the party's top think tanks has been privately encouraging lawmakers and candidates to attack the president for failing to deliver on the promises he made because he's too consumed by social media. It is, undoubtedly, the first case of a campaign tactic geared towards turning a president's online behavior into a liability; though rarely has a president's reliance on - and use of - a media bullhorn been such a defining personality trait. Those pushing it have offered new polling data to bolster the idea that the argument will move voters.

About two months ago, the Center for American Progress commissioned the firm Civis to test messaging that framed Trump not as corrupt or unethical but as "ineffective" - and to attribute that ineffectiveness to his being absorbed by his Twitter feed. The results were notable. Of the six messages tested on Trump, the idea that he was "more focused on his Twitter account than on delivering on his promises" was the only one that consistently moved the vote towards Democrats, including among Obama-Trump voters.

.. one question .. why would you telegraph this strategy to The Daily Beast ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (3aI0K)

310 205 I still want to know how many of the super successful actresses in the movie industry knew for years what Harv the Perv was, and kept their big, leftwing mouths shut until that one actress finally spoke out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:24 PM (+lVUW)

I'll take "all of them," Alex.
______________

Yep. And lots of them knew from first-hand experience.

For all the talk about how Brad Pitt threatened Weinstein over propositioning his then-GF Gwyneth Paltrow, Paltrow still went on to star in several of Weinstein's movies after that confrontation, and we know that Harvey didn't put actresses in his movies unless they did the deed with him. So we know how Paltrow "earned" her Oscar.

And Weinstein boasted to several actresses that he had Nicole Kidman on speed dial and she'd come running if he called, so I think we can safely assume that she was in his stable too (I've always wondered if that's why Cruise dumped her).

Just look through all the Weinstein-produced movies and assume that every actress with a significant role got it the old-fashioned way (on her back, with legs spread).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (k4dH2)

311 "A 'sexual assault'? Don LeMon touched the guy's nose."

No one agrees with you. This was clearly assault.

Posted by: Chris M at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (eAZVt)

312 "Do you like pussy or dick?"

"Which one do you have down there, sport?"
Posted by: Roy

D or Both is not an acceptable answer.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (3oX+R)

313 274 Hollyweird has been a shithole since it became a "company town" in the late 20's.

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

+++++++++

So, since the beginning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

It's always been a shithole. They used to be better at keeping it quiet, with a few notable exceptions (e.g., Fatty Arbuckle, Joan Crawford).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (NRi/V)

314 This is no dirty sanchez.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (u6xw0)

315 They realized that they are poisoning the well and that mentorship opportunities for women are being reduced and reduced quickly due to this crap. The only sensible move for a man in a position of authority is to opt out, which dries up the opportunity.

But women want and need those opportunities, so they're slowly starting to make the "not all women are like that" argument, but the risks are just too damn high. Painter, meet corner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (I2dne)

The talking point I've been seeing is "If you won't meet with women, it means you don't trust yourself not to rape them!" or something along those lines

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (N4xQB)

316 It's a shame Ernest is dead. I had an idea for him to be in the "Borg9 and the Furious" movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (fUqBx)

He would have driven the taxi.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (aS1PU)

317
But women want and need those opportunities, so they're slowly starting to make the "not all women are like that" argument, but the risks are just too damn high. Painter, meet corner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

When even the truth is no defense is the time to opt out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Wx/+I)

318 Stay classy, CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Careful there. It's just like you used the n word.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (+lVUW)

She said N twice!

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (DDeWs)

319
Hey, speaking of gay bars...

Al Pacino's 1980 gay serial killer thriller "Cruising", directed by William Friedkin is coming out on blu-ray tomorrow.

The story concerns a straight detective (Pacino) who's sent into the gay S&M bar scene in NYC to catch a serial killer.

Man, critics hated it and audiences couldn't stay far enough away fast enough from that movie.

I saw it when it came out and was (suitably?) horrified i guess.

The whole movie is just like one long continuous assault between the grisly murders and gay S&M stuff. Just...yikes.

It plays like a horror movie. I believe that intentional.

At the time, I thought it was a serial killing riff on possession. A bit like the movie "Fallen" several years later.

Because, the murders are not really solved. Plus, the ending seems to hint that Pacino's character maybe has become a serial killer.

Anyway, I can't really recommend it.

But, if that sounds like your kind of thing. Go for it.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (mIQCW)

320 So LeMon was drunk as hell, acted like an asshole, and now he's getting targeted by the cancel culture he helped create.

When I first heard this story I didn't care. I thought it was just two guys on a patio bar and the guy getting the finger mustache could take care of himself.

As I read this now he was the bartender on duty, doing his job, where he's not allowed to punch the customer. That changes everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (fuK7c)

321 Mentor or Mentos?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2019 02:42 PM (q1Pj5)

322 The idea is for women to have the option to destroy men if they want to. It is the idea of power without consequence, let alone responsibility
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I imagine a man, then I subtract reason and responsibility.

Posted by: Author of the Horse Whisperer at August 19, 2019 02:42 PM (t0f3o)

323 289 258 250 Have you heard Ethel Merman sing?
Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 02:31 PM (qEujL)
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Yeah, God Bless America. What disturbs me more is the thought of Earnest Borgnine humping Elthel Merman. Just something wrong with that picture.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:38 PM (2LelM)

I'm betting that if you overlay the time of their mutual enjoyment with the seismic activity in the LA area at the time you see a surprising correlation.

Posted by: joncelli, right before the firing at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

324 the casting couch was ALWAYS tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:36 PM

Trust me, in this instance tan privilege is waaaay better than white privilege.

Posted by: The Ottoman at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (mluKg)

325 If your mentor offers you Mentos is it sexual harassment?

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (l9mVC)

326
"Will Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.

Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

GASP!!! Noooooooo!!!

Who?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

327 Fredo Cuomo and Don LeMoan.

Stay classy, CNN.

-
Don't forget

Broken arms can come true
It can happen to you
If you get in my way

April Ryan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)

328
I imagine a man, then I subtract reason and responsibility.
Posted by: Author of the Horse Whisperer

======

Then I leave it to whatever remains to raise my progeny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (dstcr)

329 Its always the Hamptons with these people.

And by these people, I mean CNN anchors.

Posted by: SH at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)

330 About two months ago, the Center for American Progress commissioned the firm Civis to test messaging that framed Trump not as corrupt or unethical but as "ineffective" - and to attribute that ineffectiveness to his being absorbed by his Twitter feed. The results were notable. Of the six messages tested on Trump, the idea that he was "more focused on his Twitter account than on delivering on his promises" was the only one that consistently moved the vote towards Democrats, including among Obama-Trump voters.

The Center for American Communism wants to portray Trump - of all people - as "ineffective?" And that doesn't deliver on his promises?

They must be crazy. Or incredibly desperate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:43 PM (NRi/V)

331 In: Lemon Out: Fredo It's a CNN world, baby!

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (Pqytn)

332
But just another lifestyle, as beautiful and life-affirming as ... oh hell, I can't even pretend. This behavior and that lifestyle in general is disgusting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:15 PM (NRi/V)

They are the wisest and most compassionate among us!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (pNxlR)

333 The talking point I've been seeing is "If you won't meet with women, it means you don't trust yourself not to rape them!" or something along those lines
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (N4xQB)
++++++++++
Ah, yes. The old "if you didn't do it, why are you being so defensive?" argument with a bit of spit and polish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

334 Al Pacino's 1980 gay serial killer thriller "Cruising", directed by William Friedkin is coming out on blu-ray tomorrow.

The story concerns a straight detective (Pacino) who's sent into the gay S&M bar scene in NYC to catch a serial killer.

Man, critics hated it and audiences couldn't stay far enough away fast enough from that movie.

I saw it when it came out and was (suitably?) horrified i guess.

The whole movie is just like one long continuous assault between the grisly murders and gay S&M stuff. Just...yikes.

It plays like a horror movie. I believe that intentional.

At the time, I thought it was a serial killing riff on possession. A bit like the movie "Fallen" several years later.
=======
Say who directed the Exorcist . . .

Posted by: connect those dots at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (0AmmY)

335 I imagine a man, then I subtract reason and responsibility.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (+0VWg)

336 @TheBabylonBee

Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface

...

@TheBabylonBee

"He was dead and is alive again, but is now dead again, because he is garbage."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (DrqHq)

337 This is no dirty sanchez.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (u6xw0)

You say that, however, LeMon, being gay, likely had another man's poo on his junk and having his hand rub his junk then touching another man's nose, was an attempt at inflicting said dirty sanchez.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9gDA7)

338 That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Posted by: DR.WTF

I should be the fucking Hulk by now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 02:45 PM (88+cf)

339
Limbaugh reading a story about a twenty-six year old who still sees a pediatrician.

Oy ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 02:45 PM (pNxlR)

340 is this guy some kind of predator or what?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 19, 2019 02:45 PM (FZYNt)

341 297 "Will & Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.
Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

I can just see the scene now: "You bitch! I can't believe you said that! I'm totally unfollowing you!" Your elites, ladies and gentlemen. Give 'em a hand.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

342 Is Don Lemon the one who said that Malaysian airplane disappeared in a black hole?

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 02:46 PM (88xKn)

343 >>Limbaugh reading a story about a twenty-six year old who still sees a pediatrician.

Hahaha - Right afrter I graduated from college I went to my pediatrician to get a scrip for an ear infection.

Dr. - "garrett, you need to find a doctor. You are scaring the children.".

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (LS29U)

344 I'm looking forward to some actors doing "the Lemon" while James Earl Jones intones "This ... is CNN".

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (Pqytn)

345 I was at a small outdoor concert Saturday night and throughout the evening, several young women bumped into or fell on me. Years ago I would have been friendly and helped them up. Now I just assume they're trying to steal my wallet or find something to sue me for. So no helping hands from me. The left ruins everything.

Posted by: Chris M at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (eAZVt)

346

#BelieveAllAbbyNormals

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (aKsyK)

347 Is Don Lemon the one who said that Malaysian airplane disappeared in a black hole?
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 02:46 PM (88xKn)

The Mensa candidate himself.......

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

348 You know what the age of consent is in France?
_________________

Doesn't matter. They were being flown to the U.S. for sex acts here, and there isn't a single U.S. state where the age of consent for sex is 12.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

349 I imagine a man, then I subtract reason and responsibility.

Sorry; Jumpy computer.

"I imagine a man and I substract reason and responsibility" which is a generalized slam against women seems like a really stupid comment to post in a thread about a man LeMon-who acted both unreasonably and irresponsibly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:48 PM (+0VWg)

350 don't forget it was Anderson Cooper, another CNN better that made light of "teabagging" Tea Party members

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 19, 2019 02:48 PM (FZYNt)

351 342 Is Don Lemon the one who said that Malaysian airplane disappeared in a black hole?
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 02:46 PM (88xKn)

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*nods*

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2019 02:48 PM (RU4sa)

352 Is Don Lemon the one who said that Malaysian airplane disappeared in a black hole?

-
That's Dr. Science Don Lemon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2019 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

353 You say that, however, LeMon, being gay, likely had
another man's poo on his junk and having his hand rub his junk then
touching another man's nose, was an attempt at inflicting said dirty
sanchez.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9gDA7)
*
So your saying this is a Dirty Tom, Dick or Harry?

Whoa.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 02:48 PM (u6xw0)

354 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

Posted by: Drc at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (vbaSG)

355 The talking point I've been seeing is "If you won't meet with women, it means you don't trust yourself not to rape them!" or something along those lines
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 02:41 PM (N4xQB)

Ecce disingenuousness. Because the mere allegation will ruin your life; no need to actually do anything. There's zero upside and a catastrophic downside.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (NRi/V)

356 .. one question .. why would you telegraph this strategy to The Daily Beast ?
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 02:40 PM (3aI0K)

Because Obama voters are susceptible to fantasy - if you tell them what they will think they will fall in line.

Part of the reason these "news" organizations are actively promoting crisis after crisis is to induce "flight, fight, or freeze" chemistry. This state of anxiety -- even mild anxiety -makes people more open to suggestions

Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (U2JQS)

357 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

Posted by: Drc at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (vbaSG)

====================
I suspect money is involved.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (Pqytn)

358 354 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?
Posted by: Drc

Kimberly Guilfoyle isn't sucking his dick anymore

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (FZYNt)

359 305

It's a shame Ernest is dead. I had an idea for him to be in the "Borg9 and the Furious" movie.

all this talk about ernest, and nobody ever tells us how his pal vern is doing.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (sGtp+)

360 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

Posted by: Drc

Wouldn't do the Fandango.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (88+cf)

361 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?
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Probably ideological. You know, he's an idea man.

Posted by: Mooch's chinese deal fell though because trade war at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (qDqBl)

362 341 297 "Will & Grace" co-stars Debra Messing and Megan Mullally are no longer following each other on Instagram.
Posted by: Moron News Service at August 19, 2019 02:39 PM (mluKg)

---

I needed to know this...why??

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (RU4sa)

363 Stocks rise as Treasury yields continue to rebound

DOW +286.64

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (3aI0K)

364 >>Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

He's upset that Don Jr is stufffing Guilfoiyle's Ham Wallet.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 02:50 PM (LS29U)

365
Photo of the guy who sold the little girls to Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/yyt526pl

He certainly looks the part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

366 Did you know Earnest Borgnine won a Best Actor Oscar for the movie Marty? The guy could act.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

367 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?
Posted by: Drc at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (vbaSG)

Trump fired him after Mooch worked in his administration for about four days, and mooch is still angry about it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (+0VWg)

368 I can just see the scene now: "You bitch! I can't believe you said that! I'm totally unfollowing you!" Your elites, ladies and gentlemen. Give 'em a hand.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

I'll let Don Lemon do that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (NRi/V)

369 354 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?
________________

Didn't Trump fire him after just a couple of weeks?

And isn't Don Jr., boinking the Moochster's former squeeze, Kimberly Guilfoyle (who also dumped Mooch after just a couple of weeks)?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (k4dH2)

370 >>Gounelas said he isn't sure if Lemon, who is openly gay, was being confrontational or simply flirting.

"Flirting" = "Smell my finger!"

Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

371 Photo of the guy who sold the little girls to Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/yyt526pl

He certainly looks the part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

Gah! The top hat and Tank Abrams teefs make the pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

372 You breeders are overreacting, as usual. That's just the way we show our love for another man. Everybody knows that!--Don LeMon.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VJZgq)

373 Because Obama voters are susceptible to fantasy - if you tell them what they will think they will fall in line.

Part of the reason these "news" organizations are actively promoting crisis after crisis is to induce "flight, fight, or freeze" chemistry. This state of anxiety -- even mild anxiety -makes people more open to suggestions
Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (U2JQS)

Yep. Keep people in a perpetual state of panic. Makes them easier to mislead and control, as long as they tune in for their next dose of panic.

It breaks down when people like me go "why am I even watching this, I've got better things to do!", and go pick up a hobby or two.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (J+mig)

374 Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

Posted by: Drc

Bloomberg
2018-07-17

Scaramucci's Path to $20 Billion Runs Through a Hot China Market

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (DrqHq)

375 The talking point I've been seeing is "If you won't meet with women, it means you don't trust yourself not to rape them!" or something along those lines

That's obtuse, of course. But the Pence rule is based somewhat on men's recognition of their own shortcomings, I think. The boss and his secretary is a cliché for a reason. In part, the Pence rule makes sense as a guardrail to keep from crashing and burning your own life down. You don't have to be a Bubba-style skirtchaser to benefit from that kind of safeguard.

Posted by: Communal Troughs Are A-OK at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ppBhU)

376 ~~Pull~~ smell my finger!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (88+cf)

377 Ecce disingenuousness. Because the mere allegation will ruin your life; no need to actually do anything. There's zero upside and a catastrophic downside.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (NRi/V)
++++++++++++
This is also probably part of the answer to the question posed above as to why Lemon's face went unpunched. The downsides to punching a gay elite news celebrity are catastrophic. The system is not on your side if you react in a way many people will consider justifiable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

378 Today is Bubba Clinton's birthday

Herpe Birthday!

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (Vhoaq)

379 I believe Scaramucci is married now (again), and his wife is trying to get on Real Housewives of NYC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

380 Posted by: Communal Troughs Are A-OK at August 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ppBhU)

Well said!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (+0VWg)

381 Lemon Joy is missing a golden opportunity for free advertising.

Posted by: Brair Rabbit at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (xfb67)

382 Thank god for the sickle cell.

Posted by: Animal Mother at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

383
"I imagine a man and I substract reason and responsibility" which is a generalized slam against women seems like a really stupid comment to post in a thread about a man LeMon-who acted both unreasonably and irresponsibly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

======

Yes, it does.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2019 02:53 PM (dstcr)

384 Say who directed the Exorcist . . .

Posted by: connect those dots at August 19, 2019 02:44 PM (0AmmY)

Well,yeah.

Between "The Exorcist" and "Sorcerer", Friedkin was one of those directors who's movies I would just go see regardless of story.

Let's just say that "Cruising" made me more selective in my viewing of his movies.

Anyway, the possession idea hadn't been totally beaten to death yet. And I thought "Cruising" seemed an interesting variation on that idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (mIQCW)

385
What are you saying? Don Lemon, a respected news anchor at a major network, is a pathetic, disgusting pervert? I don't think so.

He's adored by millions. Who are you?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (0jmqe)

386 nood

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (88+cf)

387 yes, but though they ditched the smell the glove in favor of a black, flat black album cover, at least the color, being black, couldn't be more black or as Nigel stated
'None more black'. There's a degree of certainty there that simply cannot be understated.

Posted by: micky at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (nizGE)

388 In girls softball the girls wearing bows in thier hair are the heteros. Just so the morons know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (2LelM)

389 >> Anyone know why scaramucci has such a problem with Trump now?

A. To get MSM attention and acceptance (guy's gotta get a job, right?)

B. Judas goat

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

390
#382

Oh man. We're being trolled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (dstcr)

391 In part, the Pence rule makes sense as a guardrail to keep from crashing and burning your own life down.

It also means your wife isn't going to worry.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (Vhoaq)

392 379 I believe Scaramucci is married now (again), and his wife is trying to get on Real Housewives of NYC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

sure hope she is happy with his short cummings

Posted by: Kimbery Guilfoyle at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (FZYNt)

393 "That's Dr. Science Don Lemon."

Has anyone asked Bill Nye, the Science Guy for his thoughts on this?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (cqNba)

394 We are approaching the one year anniversary of Trump ordering the declassification of FBI documents used as pretexts for illegal spying on his campaign, and the eighteen month anniversary of Andrew McCabe being referred for criminal prosecution by Horowitz.

Barr has done neither.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NVYyb)

395 Bander, the bartender and his boss were out for drinks after their bar closed so the bartender guy wasn't on duty at the time. So it was just guys at the bar.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 19, 2019 02:55 PM (mf5HN)

396 Woman arrested after man shot multiple times in Newport News

Yeah. It's real painful to get shot in your Newport News

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2019 02:55 PM (3aI0K)

397 Part of the reason these "news" organizations are actively promoting crisis after crisis is to induce "flight, fight, or freeze" chemistry. This state of anxiety -- even mild anxiety -makes people more open to suggestions
Posted by: batterup at August 19, 2019 02:49 PM (U2JQS)

I think it's simpler than that. Pushing crisis after crisis gets clicks and viewers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 02:55 PM (NRi/V)

398 I see Grandma Macron had some work done on her face again.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 02:55 PM (gmo/4)

399 Nood torpedo

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 02:55 PM (3oX+R)

400 Anyway, the possession idea hadn't been totally beaten to death yet. And I thought "Cruising" seemed an interesting variation on that idea.
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He's just done a movie, a documentary, about actual possessions/exorcisms.

Posted by: your definitely on to something at August 19, 2019 02:56 PM (5U5fL)

401 Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

Great film and great performances!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 02:57 PM (+0VWg)

402 "They let you when you are a rock star ... hey not you."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2019 03:01 PM (m2yqv)

403 398 I see Grandma Macron had some work done on her face again.
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Yeah apparently, but she still looks the same.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2019 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

404 Photo of the guy who sold the little girls to Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/yyt526pl

He certainly looks the part.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

Holy crap! Viscount Ticklefingers, at your service!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2019 03:02 PM (xPJvm)

405 Photo of the guy who sold the little girls to Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/yyt526pl

The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is REAL!?!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 03:06 PM (9t0Zz)

406 This has to something Beth Dutton would do on Yellowstone to the Beck Brothers just before she takes them out. Loved her analogy to the story of being in church if you saw the episode. Best show since game of thrones.

Posted by: newbi at August 19, 2019 03:06 PM (C7GtL)

407 DonLemon has three immunities--gay, black-ish, and liberal-- so nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at August 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bvp+i)

408 My manly bit smells like teen spirit.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 19, 2019 03:41 PM (eKV6K)

409 Lemony fresh with a salty aftertaste and a taffy consistency.............No Welshmen were harmed in this dong dipping.

Posted by: saf at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (5IHGB)

410 Eric Blade @ 33 - Use the Left's rules against them.

Posted by: butch at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (0APJ3)

411 Well the watering hole was called "Pull my Finger" where everybody knows your shame.

Posted by: saf at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (5IHGB)

412 Somebody witnessed degradation and perversion in a BAR? Well, dip me in dogsh!t. Call the Pulitzer committee, that's some incisive reportage.

He that named a bar named it well: a bar to heaven, a gate to hell.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 04:13 PM (mk9aG)

413 Don Lemon walked.

He walked past the church doing a gay wedding.

He walked past the school where the kids were being taught that they can choose to be any kind of pervert they want.

He walked past the library where drag queens were rolling on the floor where kids.

He walked into a bar full of drunks and perverts.

Then the REAL story happened: Pervert Lemon made a perverted pass at another pervert. THERE's the IMPORTANT story!

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (mk9aG)

414 So Don grabbed himself by his own pussy?

I'm old enough to remember when that was frowned upon by CNN.

Posted by: 99Problems at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (zWaPh)

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