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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/18/19)
Second, scumbags have learned to weaponize Facebook’s lax stupidity. They simply find someone they don’t like, and then report their posts. Nobody with a brain ever checks to see if the complaint is legit or not, so they just block the bully’s target. It’s a wonderful tool for dickless cheese weasels to feel powerful. Larry Correia
Quote II
I’m posting this quotation because I think many of us could be reaching a saturation point: how can the ugliness, lies, and irresponsibility of the Left and the Democrats possibly get worse? It’s so tempting to just shut it all out, to inure ourselves to the nightmares that are called “politics” in the 21st century. But we simply can’t. Susan Quinn
Quote III
These are the things that I teach — it says love your neighbor as yourself. It doesn’t say love the whole world as yourself. It doesn’t say love everyone as yourself. You know why? Because it’s so hard to love your neighbor. It’s easy to love everyone. The left loves everyone. They crap on their neighbors. Almost every leftist is a mean human being. There are a lot of decent liberals. There are some mean conservatives, but every leftist is mean. There’s a meanness at the core. Dennis Prager
Quote IV
“Any online community that is explicitly pro-free speech will inevitably become right-leaning,” “This is because in the free market of ideas right-leaning ideas win. Which is why we see these left-wing tech companies censoring. No one is buying their progressive, globalist bullshit anymore, so it must be force-fed down the throats of users and dissent must be stamped out with the iron fist of censorship.” Gab CEO Andrew Torba
Congressional rabble rousers Omar and Talib are pretty quiet at the moment.
The Palestinian Authority is banning all LGBT members from activities in the West Bank. The ban comes after the group Al-Qaws for Sexual & Gender Diversity in Palestinian Society, which supports Palestinians who identify as a part of the gay community, was planning to hold a gathering for its members at the end of August, but won't be able to anymore. Their event was supposed to be held in Nablus. Luay Zreikat, spokesperson for the PA Police, told the Jerusalem Post that activities from the organization are “harmful to the higher values and ideals of Palestinian society.”
Of course they aren't satisfied. Their 15 minutes of fame are about to end.
Lawyers for late financier Jeffrey Epstein are not happy with the autopsy conclusion of the New York City medical examiner’s office and have issued a challenge demanding answers and accountability. The chief medical examiner concluded that Epstein hung himself in his own jail cell, ending his life. Several question marks still hover over the controversial millionaire’s death, however. Sleeping guards falsified records after failing to check on Epstein before his death, and several broken bones were found in his neck that could be indicative of homicide by strangulation.He's dead. The world is a better place. Let it go
Often we hear complaints from the left about wages and salaries. They are pretty quiet now when numerous university presidents make as much or more as the POTUS. Good work if you can get it.
Dozens of public university presidents make more money in a single year than does the president of the United States, according to a recent report. Published by The Chronicle of Higher Education, the report gathered salary data from more than 1,400 university chief executives from both private and public institutions, and ultimately determined that 179 public university presidents make as much or more each year than the leader of the free world, who makes $400,000 annually, although President Donald Trump has not taken a salary during his tenure. "It is ridiculous that university presidents make more money than the president of the entire country" Tweet This
[RELATED: Ark. chancellor ‘pleased' with 'lean' budget gets hefty pay raise while tuition rises] Of these 179 public university presidents, 40 of them make more than double the amount the commander-in-chief earns in a single calendar year. Seventeen public university presidents make more than $1 million annually.
The Left and America. The gulf is too vast.
Some time ago, I noted the irreconcilable difference between the Left and the rest of America: the majority of our fellow citizens believe America is an inherently good nation that continues its pursuit of a more perfect union; the Left believes America is an inherently evil nation that must be transformed fundamentally into an oppressive socialist state—at best.
Voting machines weren’t the only thing getting penetrated at DEF CON this year. When most people think of the Internet of Things (IoT), they think about light switches, voice controllers, and doorbell cameras. But over the past several years, another class of devices has also gained connectivity—those used for sexual pleasure. One such device, the Lovense Hush, advertised as the “world’s first teledildonic buttplug,” became the subject of a Sunday morning DEF CON talk this year after a hacker named “smea” managed to exploit not only the device and its associated computer dongle, but software used with it for social interaction (read: people remotely playing with each other’s buttplugs).
The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl must have one hell of a problem with their park's restrooms. New restrooms will feature high tech anti-sex measures. H/T CBD
The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl is planning to install anti-sex public toilets that would spray occupants with water and sound an alarm. Violent movement sensors would automatically open the doors and sound high-pitched alarms, with fine water jets soaking the interior. Weight-sensitive floors would ensure only one user could be in a cubicle at a time, to safeguard against “inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism”. Porthcawl town council is spending £170,000 on the futuristic toilets in Griffin Park, according to WalesOnline. The planning documents detail a range of security features to deter rough sleeping, including an audible warning, combined with lights and heating being switched off.Sex in the shower with loud noises. I suspect there are people who enjoy that.
Former Vice President Joe Biden corrected himself again during remarks he made at a fundraiser in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Friday night when referencing a speech he delivered in Iowa. Biden, who often recalls President Trump’s press conference remarks at Trump Tower on the 2017 Charlottesville riots as the reason he entered the race, described to attendees at the 275-person event the rise of white nationalism under Trump, according to a pool report.
I don't care how much "care" has been put into it. There is no way I'm pay $10.00 for a cup of coffee. You, on the other hand might. And that is what makes this country so damn great!
Every morning, bleary-eyed New Yorkers line up to spend $2, maybe $3 on coffee at bodegas and street carts. Even if people Starbucks, or one of the city’s smaller, sophisticated shops, they’re likely to top out at about $5 for a caffeine fix. But at the East Village Japanese café Hi-Collar, one type of coffee — the Aguadulce brew from the Colombian importer and roaster Devoción — starts at $10, and goes up to $12.60, if you’d like it brewed via siphon. (It’s part of a temporary takeover at the café that will last until mid-September.) The arrival of a $10 cup of coffee in New York is not exactly unprecedented, but still: What’s the deal? Is this, like the $2,000 omelet and a $185 sando, a marketing stunt that also manages to take advantage of people with more money than sense, or can a single cup of coffee really be worth the same amount of money as a month of Apple Music?
Meet the new fashion, same as the old fashion.
When I was 13, I wore my dad’s clothes to school every day. Men’s overalls, stinky old t-shirts, a flannel shirt tied around my waist…sometimes Dr Martens, sometimes too-big combat boots. If I was feeling bold, I’d ignore my insecurities about my bony knees and skinny legs and wear a skirt and tights with my unisex boots. It was called ‘grunge.’ No one ever thought of it as ‘gender bending’: it was just what we wore. Apparently, those of us who came of age in the Nineties, smoking on the corner instead of going to class, our second-hand itchy wool sweaters soaking up the stench of rain and cigarettes, were revolutionaries. This week, the New York Times, one of the world’s most-respected sources of journalism (or so they’ll tell you), published a story about ‘nonbinary fashion.’ Based on some quick and dirty detective work (Google, you guys. I used Google), its author Hayley Krisher appears old enough to have caught the Nineties, so I’m left to assume she’s just never worn a t-shirt beforeNon-binary fashion, who would have thunk?
From the game of football to a business of Woke. The NFL continues its path towards Wokeness.
As reported on Wednesday by The Root, Jay-Z recently announced a deal with the NFL through his Roc Nation company, to advise the embattled league on entertainment and the Super Bowl, and something fuzzy about social justice. During said presser, Jay did not do well when repeatedly asked about former NFL player Colin Kaepernick, who has been effectively blackballed from the league for kneeling for black lives during the 2017 NFL season. He defensively responded to questions about Kaepernick with statements such as: “I think we’re past kneeling...I think it’s time for action.” Jay previously owned a share of the NBA’s Brooklyn Nets, in which he purchased a $1 million stake in 2004, but even that deal was controversial in that many believe it sped up the hyper-gentrification tearing up his beloved, native Brooklyn.Rush Limbaugh must be rolling his eyes.
Bill Maher is a selfish piece of shit.
Unemployment. Mortgage foreclosures. Bankruptcies. Inflation. Just because his bitch isn't in the White House.
Bill Maher, the host of “Real Time” on HBO, doubled down on Friday on his expressed desire for America’s economy to fall into a recession if that would help prevent a second term in the White House for President Donald Trump. Maher told a group of guests on his show that any hardship that results for Americans would be “very worth” it, in his view. “I’ve been saying for about two years that I hope we have a recession and people get mad at me,” said Maher.
On this day: 18 Aug 1962
Ringo Starr made his debut with The Beatles at the horticultural society Dance, Birkenhead, England, having had a two-hour rehearsal in preparation. This was the first appearance of The Beatles as the world would come to know them: John, Paul, George, and Ringo. via thisdayinmusic.com
It's been awhile................
Late one night in July, Megan Bergeron received a phone call from her sister. Private information - including Megan’s social security number - was found online. It was included in a weekly Amherst Police Department log alongside her name, address and birthday. Bergeron’s next phone call was to the Amherst Police Department. “I was shocked,” she said, of the response received when she called to alert police of the information found on the department website.If you were a victim, I think you should have a life time pass when it comes to moving violations.
A family from New Jersey was sleeping in their tent in Canada's Banff National Park when a wolf suddenly attacked. A nearby camper rushed to the family's aid and was able to scare the animal away.
According to the extremely heterosexual Spartacus gun control will bring freedom to Americans. Explain that to Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Six Chicago teenagers — the oldest 18 — attempted to rob a home in the northern suburb of Old Mill Creed earlier this week. They pulled up to a driveway at about 1:15am and attempted to break into the 75-year-old owner’s car. According to CNN . . .
The resident saw the headlights of the stolen Lexus they were driving in the area of his driveway. Grabbing his firearm, he left the house and went to the outside of his property, according to Nerheim. Facing “multiple strangers,” he ordered them off his property, but they “continued to advance on him,” [State Attorney Michael G.] Nerheim said.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:02 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bert G at August 18, 2019 10:02 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:02 PM (GaOgf)
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Posted by: Emmie at August 18, 2019 10:03 PM (i/wJA)
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Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 10:04 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)
This would also deter those who urinate without precision and elegance.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)
Of course they aren't satisfied. Their 15 minutes of fame are about to end.
And then there is the matter of Epstein's lawyers charging Epstein's estate for every phone call, every written document they send to whomever, every move they make, for however many years they can drag it out. Epstein is now, officially, a goldmine.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Yep, if the media had any integrity at all, they would be asking Omar and Tlaib for their comments on this. But that would not jive with the narrative of "Palestine" = utopia.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 10:10 PM (7A4qQ)
This would also deter those who urinate without precision and elegance.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Are we talking public restrooms or teledictonic buttplugs?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:11 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2019 10:11 PM (DMUuz)
Thank you, Duncanthrax. That means a lot to me.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:12 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2019 10:12 PM (JHQ5S)
That's one of the vices of Capitalism. Better than the alternative.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 18, 2019 10:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:12 PM (GaOgf)
Because not only did he die but so did the possibility of exposing his enablers and also the global elites who used his services such as they were.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM (HuoE/)
We have now entered a time when people feel that it is perfectly okay to jail, beat and murder people who happen to hold different opinions. They think, yes, people who voted for Donald Trump should be killed. They're just fine with that idea.
And these same people want to welcome violent jihadis and third-world slaves to our lands...provided they vote the right way.
I don't see us surviving this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM (l9m7l)
Looks like the Left's found another way to be the Mental Health Police (tm).
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2019 10:14 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2019 10:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2019 10:09 PM
Is not micturative precision and elegance the very essence of Modern Morondom?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2019 10:14 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:14 PM (GaOgf)
I would argue that the world is no better after his death than it was before his death. I would also argue that the world could have been a better place had the justice system gotten details from him to take down the operation he was involved in.
But if his death allows those involved in the operation to continue the operation unabated, then what exactly was gained here?
Sure, one man involved in the operation is dead. Great. But the operation goes on with no consequences for anyone, but one man, and all the victims and future victims still suffering.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 10:15 PM (7A4qQ)
Can't belive MisHum is taking that angle.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (Dgce0)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:14 PM (GaOgf)
And on top of that I really don't care for people telling me how I should feel.
I had a fantastic day, you?
Posted by: Cooper Anderson at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ravenshrike at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (f3oi6)
He wouldn't be charged in Texas if it was established the car was being stolen. It balances out the disadvantage of 100 degree and 99% humidity.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)
He's dead. The world is a better place. Let it go shysters counselors.
Yeah. Epstein is dead. So is any investigation into him and any of his accomplices.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM
This.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 10:17 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 18, 2019 10:17 PM (h2Bdk)
And on top of that I really don't care for people telling me how I should feel.
I had a fantastic day, you?
Posted by: Cooper Anderson at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
I had a nice quiet Sunday, easy peasy.
They say you're only as old as the women you feel!
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:18 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 18, 2019 10:18 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM (l9m7l)
I fear you may be right.
Also, these same people who publicly fantasize about the bad things that "should" happen to us dissenters, wish to confiscate from us any effective means of self-defense.
Posted by: Emmie at August 18, 2019 10:19 PM (i/wJA)
I'd miss this bunch of wackos and lawless funsters.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 18, 2019 10:19 PM (yOcNV)
Can't belive MisHum is taking that angle.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (Dgce0)
Only Epstein and God knows what happened. My hair is already gray/white enough, I don't need to get any more with worrying.
Epstein's friends are going to walk away. His lawyers enriched and his victims have to deal with life one day at a time.
Posted by: Cooper Anderson at August 18, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ravenshrike at August 18, 2019 10:16 PM (f3oi6)
It's not unusual someone who hanged himself would break that particular set of bones, particularly in someone over 60. It's far more common if there's a drop involved, or if the guy is morbidly obese. This is something to file under "unlikely but possible".
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 18, 2019 10:20 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 18, 2019 10:20 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 18, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2019 10:21 PM (xiOwM)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:18 PM (GaOgf)
Heh. I guess I'm outside time, then.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 18, 2019 10:21 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2019 10:21 PM (3H9h1)
One can never have enough Richard Starkey or Beatles music.
From the comments on the video: "We all drive on a yellow snowmobile."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)
I heard they are singing our national anthem in English.
We are still a shining city on a hill.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:22 PM (GaOgf)
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BS. His victims and co-conspirators knew what happened. Nobody with half a brain was surprised by his "suicide".
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:23 PM (Dgce0)
Because strapping a suicide vest onto your six year-old definitely reflects your higher values and ideals.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:24 PM (amw5z)
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Posted by: kbdabear at August 18, 2019 10:25 PM (qAR6u)
Good, you can chat about it with allahpundit over at hot air, buh bye.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
estate for every phone call, every written document they send to
whomever, every move they make, for however many years they can drag it
out. Epstein is now, officially, a goldmine.
"Vultures always flock around dead bodies."
- Paraphrased from the Bible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)
So they're past kneeling and want action. What action would that be, rioting?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
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Posted by: kbdabear at August 18, 2019 10:27 PM (qAR6u)
i like puddles, too. he pronounces the lyrics really clearly, usually better than the original performers who stylize them to make the music theirs.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2019 10:27 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 10:27 PM (aKsyK)
So they're past kneeling and want action. What action would that be, rioting?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Kaepernick, bus, some assembly required.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:28 PM (GaOgf)
Sounds like it was written by George Harrison if I had to guess. Always liked it.
Posted by: Thatch at August 18, 2019 10:28 PM (WT4Xp)
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Sorry, haven't read AP in years. But if I had to guess his position on this matter, it would aw shucks, time to move on.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:28 PM (Dgce0)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 18, 2019 10:28 PM (SRRAx)
A Dark sense of Humor is all over the Military, and always has been.
Now they will say we are demented.
OK then.
Posted by: Don Q at August 18, 2019 10:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2019 10:30 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:31 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:32 PM (GaOgf)
at a time,____
Hmm, I sense fatophobia here.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 18, 2019 10:32 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Corey Booker at August 18, 2019 10:33 PM (WdocV)
> "Vultures always flock around dead bodies."
Old Klingon Proverb:
The difference between leeches and lawyers is that leeches fall off after you die.
Posted by: Guy With Old Klingon Proverbs at August 18, 2019 10:33 PM (b1Typ)
They begged for this particular f*cking, and they got it.
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2019 10:22 PM
Not sure we are anymore.
I think we are closer to the Rome in the movie "Gladiator".
Maximus so believes in the idea of Rome, but he does not know the reality of what Rome has become.
The idea of the United States is great. But what the United States has become today: the entire Democrat Party being an anti-American party, half the GOP agreeing with the Democrats, the entire mass media working propaganda for the Democrats, all of Hollywood working propaganda for the Democrats, all the Tech companies enacting censorship of Democrat enemies, domestic terror groups like 'antifa' being allowed by local and federal governments to operate without consequence...
We are hanging on by a thread with only one man barely holding back the mob, with all his enemies just waiting for even a tiny show of weakness before they pounce.
The Hong Kong protesters are like Maximus, believing in the idea of the United States, but not knowing the reality.
Marcus Aurelius: And what is Rome, Maximus?
Maximus: I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.
Marcus Aurelius: Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has become. ... There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the winter.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (7A4qQ)
FIGHT ME.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (amw5z)
*ponders for a half second*
Nah, I'm good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:31 PM (l9m7l)
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This then, is the story of The Horde...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:35 PM (amw5z)
Yeah, that shit is going to last until the first fat person with epilepsy has a seizure in the stall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:35 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
***
I say we offer some real "progressive" ideas.
How about we require 50% of all NFL player contracts to go to the neighborhood the players are from and 50% of team earnings go to the state the team is in.
Oh, the money will be pissed away, but let's see if those "progressive" athletes and owners mean it...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2019 10:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2019 10:34 PM (ycWCI)
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My secret: I didn't really want to fight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:36 PM (amw5z)
Fernandez's book was mostly against the Moslems, obviously, but he also made some observations about Sephardic Jewish life in the ghetto. If you were a Jew and you broke the Sephardic law, you got killed.
Exile was a tool in the toolbox; a Jew getting exiled for blasphemy against the prophets might well be blaspheming against Muslim prophets too which meant death. Fernandez documents that Jews got stoned for adultery in Spain as well - directly.
So when Prager says there's no record of any Jew actually being executed according to Torah law, this is self-serving bullshit. Fernandez documents plenty in Spain alone. Fernandez also suspects it happened in the Byzantine Empire, since there's a law in the Justinian code forbidding Jews from stoning people, which Justinian I wouldn't have had to mention if nobody was doing it.
Prager's claims didn't pass the smell test in the first place. If God's Law says "if X happens, do Y" and human nature is constant, then somewhere somehow, Y is going to happen.
This makes me not trust Prager, and that sucks.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)
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Good boy, Dax, gooood boy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 10:37 PM (IPZPl)
Pork Belly: "Hey buddy bacon, why aren't you still sneezing and coughing from your cold?"
Bacon: "Because I was cured!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:23 PM (Dgce0)
Ease up there a bit, stud.
I have half a brain and I wasn't surprised by his suicide.
You are welcome to disagree, but try to be less abrasive and a bit more explanatory.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2019 10:37 PM (wYseH)
The guy who played the clown on the local TV afternoon cartoon show when I was a kid (until he got a little too "happy" and got sent to a more structured environment) > Barbra Streisand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:37 PM (b1Typ)
Please start using Gab and/or Minds.com EXCLUSIVELY. Completely tank Twitter and Facebook in the dust overnight.
Signed, Real Americans
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 18, 2019 10:38 PM (SH7Tr)
Not seeing a problem here.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
For that matter, the crappy last-minute replacement for the guy who played the clown on the local TV afternoon cartoon show when I was a kid (until he got a little too "happy" and got sent to a more structured environment) > Barbra Streisand. And he sucked ass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:39 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Here's my action. Two years since I cancelled cable. The NFL and ESPN has received $0.00 from me in the last two years. ck kneeling has saved me $1200 over the two years. I got fiber internet from an internet-only company.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 18, 2019 10:40 PM (zCabI)
Insane Clown Posse > Barbra Streisand
Even if they're too drunk to sing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:41 PM (b1Typ)
It
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 10:41 PM (PUmDY)
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The problem is they could move to Europe or Canada. But they want to stay here and force us to kneel to them, for our own good of course.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:42 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:43 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 10:43 PM (aKsyK)
I have half a brain and I wasn't surprised by his suicide.
You are welcome to disagree, but try to be less abrasive and a bit more explanatory.
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My apologies. Did not mean to come across as abrasive but either you read my comment wrong or incorrectly typed your reply because both our written comments are in agreement.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at August 18, 2019 10:43 PM (Dgce0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:43 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Ah! But that is one of the beauties of aging, defense of your opinion is not required. It is only necessary that you point out that "I'm xx years old, I don't have to explain it."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (IPZPl)
stay here and force us to kneel to them, for our own good of course.
No. Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
They've already been told that if they don't like it here, they can leave. We don't change to please them. They need to start hearing the word "No" a lot more often and a lot more forcefully.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (Rz2Nc)
Are you sure Prager said that exactly because it's right there documented in the New Testament, at least an attempted execution.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 18, 2019 10:44 PM (2DOZq)
Joe Biden fondling > Barbra Streisand
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Hey Joey is definitely the male gender, not that third one, ok? I'll only be fondling the girls. Especially the cute ones in pig tails and 6th grade.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2019 10:45 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)
And I think we have a thread winner there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
-Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 18, 2019 10:20 PM (w7U7L)
*heh*
...you don't even know.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 18, 2019 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: stonecutter at August 18, 2019 10:45 PM (Bfr22)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 10:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Even money that Slow Joe actually thinks "male gender" has something to do with geese.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:46 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
"They make good sauce."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61 a
So the jury had more sense than the prosecutor.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
I'm also hoping that in his second term, Trump and his DOJ try to rein in the abuse of asset forfeiture laws. (Sessions just loved them, another reason I'm glad he's gone.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 18, 2019 10:50 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Yup. I know the feeling.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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I find that amusing...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 10:51 PM (IPZPl)
The funny thing is that Her Shrillness wouldn't have been elected in any of those countries, either (except maybe France... they have a weird setup that only the French can understand).
In countries with a "prime minister" (most of the ones they pretend to admire), said minister is chosen by his party, NOT by the voters. Outside of his own district ("riding"), no Canadian who wasn't a member of his party got to vote for Pierre Elliott Bieber.
If we had a similar system here, Boehner, McConnell, and all their fellow GOP insiders would have picked the next President. Now, that would not have been Trump, granted, but it damned sure wouldn't have been Hillary Clinton.
The threat to "move to Canada" is just idiotic on its face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 10:51 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Off the reservation
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Also, possibly cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 10:52 PM (IPZPl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Don't worry. You won't remember any of it.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 18, 2019 10:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 10:53 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Off the reservation
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Also, possibly cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 10:52 PM (IPZPl)
White supremacy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Carol at August 18, 2019 10:54 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)
Carol!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at August 18, 2019 10:55 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 18, 2019 10:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: wing at August 18, 2019 10:57 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
A Carol sighting, what a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 18, 2019 11:00 PM (+72t1)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 18, 2019 11:00 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)
You rang?
Posted by: Dick Grayson at August 18, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
We are hanging on by a thread with only one man barely holding back the mob, with all his enemies just waiting for even a tiny show of weakness before they pounce.
But what gives me hope is that, with half the GOP and almost the entire press lined up against him, Trump won. It wasn't just one man, it was all of the voters behind him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
*POUNCE*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
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That's enough. She's scaring the gardeners.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: usntakim at August 18, 2019 11:03 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM (LPnfS)
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You're harshing the dark humor vibe we're trying to get going here,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:04 PM (amw5z)
Man, I'm telling ya. That show was crazy.
Posted by: ;) at August 18, 2019 11:04 PM (vqIkG)
are flawed and will always let you down. I'd like to hope that I
wouldn't have anyone for misplaced or just wrong ideas but what can I
say other than I fail bigly. I hate people i'm flawed like us all.
What about George Soros?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:05 PM (HaL55)
*POUNCE*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
Helloooooo nurOOMPH!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 18, 2019 11:06 PM (EtnX5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Because not only did he die but so did the possibility of exposing his enablers and also the global elites who used his services such as they were.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM (HuoE/)
And it makes next to no difference if he killed himself, or was murdered. He was being held in a Federal jail precisely for the purpose of keeping him on ice and alive for an upcoming trial. They had one job to do, and they fucked up, bigly. The only sort of death for which the jail employees could be considered non-culpable would be death by massive heart attack, or brain bleed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2019 11:06 PM (a72/q)
Man, I'm telling ya. That show was crazy.
Posted by:
at August 18, 2019 11:04 PM (vqIkG)
I don't remember that at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Hey Honey, I'll pick those right up after I get my new St. Croix spinning rod.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
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His later Beatle and early solo material is some of the best stuff to come out of that group. And he became an excellent slide guitar player as well. Died way too early
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Careful there, I liked Captain Kangaroo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
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What, you hate basketball?
Posted by: Careem Abdul Jabbar at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (amw5z)
True.
Did you see the list of things that had to go sideways in order for this to happen?
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 18, 2019 11:08 PM (w7KSn)
Left should just give us the list of non-racist things because it would be much shorter list. Only thing I can think of is paying my taxes.
Maybe this is their version of "Let It Burn" Beyond sick of this shit but if the left wants to go down this road, so be it.
Posted by: Ripley at August 18, 2019 11:08 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2019 11:08 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 18, 2019 11:09 PM (NanIO)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
True.
Did you see the list of things that had to go sideways in order for this to happen?
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 18, 2019 11:08 PM (w7KSn)
No Shit!
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at August 18, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
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Is this some sort of secret code only Badgers can interpret?
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 18, 2019 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2019 11:10 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:04 PM (amw5z)
Dark Humor is Like French Toast.
Never drizzle it with Maple Syrup.
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 18, 2019 11:11 PM (LPnfS)
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Is this some sort of secret code only Badgers can interpret?
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 18, 2019 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)
He's a Flatlander with a phone, give him a break!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroom
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM
I would feel more hope for the nation overall and the future if I felt that Donald Trump winning in 2016 was some sort of rejection by the American people of the Left's rule under the Obama Administration.
But I just do not get the feeling that it was.
And 2016 was a bit of luck it seems in that the Democrats ran a poor candidate and were so overconfident that they did not put 100% effort into winning.
But since Donald Trump won, it has actually energized the left even more, to the point that they are using Big Tech to censor conservative voices and spike any news that is bad for their narrative.
I guess I am a bit cynical, because I saw what happened here in Michigan in 2018, where voters here went completely batshit crazy and elected a Democrat Governor and turned a Congressional seat Democrat that was GOP for 16 years prior.
So I see that and worry that all the toss-up States Donald Trump won by the slimmest of margins in 2016 could flip to Democrats in 2020, either by Democrats being more active or stealing them with voter fraud.
I dunno. I sincerely hope that there is some kind of conservative movement beginning (i.e. the Walkaway movement, more Blacks supporting Trump, etc), but until I see it at the polls in 2020, I'm cynical.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 18, 2019 11:12 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
None of those traditional celebrations is racist in any way and they know it. We need to start pushing back against the whole idea of false, made-up racism and that very strongly.
If they don't like it, that's their tough shit. LOLGF. I'm not changing one thing on their account.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)
And my foot hurts!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:14 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 18, 2019 11:15 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:14 PM (l9m7l)
Practicing dribbling a soccer ball again, are we ?
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Carol a
The difference between Bill Maher and the rest of the entertainment industry is that he is more honest.
Most of the ultra rich ultra liberals in the tv and movie industry pretend to give a crap about working class people losing their homes. They don't. They feel smugly superior to the working people.
Maher is saying what they are all thinking. And frankly his middle class fans aren't any better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Square dancing is supposedly "racist" now. I'm not making that up. I forget the fuckwitted reason for it, but it's true.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (b1Typ)
Oh for the days long past, and long past reviving.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Hmmm, I could just get the St. Croix spinning rod, the stores are in opposite directions. (Checks sofa's cushions), yep new rod in a day or two.
Thanks for the idea!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)
come out of that group. And he became an excellent slide guitar player
as well. Died way too early
The new Abbey Road box set that comes out soon shows off a lot of George's material. Paul was the most prolific post-breakup, but I'd have to agree that George's stuff was better musically.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:18 PM (HaL55)
It's my humanitarian side.
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:18 PM (aA3+G)
*seizes*
*smooches*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (PkVlr)
Oh yeah...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Look on the brightside, they would sing beautifully while brutally slaughtering your village.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 18, 2019 11:19 PM (Qt2ya)
He was good as Captain Kangaroo. Less so as Clarabelle on Howdy Doody.
Sadly, he never got a chance to actually kill any Nazis or Japanese during WWII, despite having arranged to graduate from high school early so he could join the Marine Corps. The war was over before he saw combat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:19 PM (b1Typ)
Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., suggested Saturday that viewers boycott comedian Bill Maher's HBO talk show after he devoted a segment of Friday's program to bashing the anti-Israel Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) movement, calling it a "bullshit purity test."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 11:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:16 PM (b1Typ)
Elizabeth Warren dancing is rayciss, now? Oh, wait....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2019 11:19 PM (a72/q)
Yes, all of them had talent, but they needed to group to sort out the best bits.
I guess I'm supposed to say "fight me" or "feed me" or some damn thing...every day I turn into Walter Brennan.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:19 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:20 PM (PUmDY)
Sophia A. Nelson MSNBC contributor:
"Let me say this: I was at the gun range on Saturday. I was afraid of how many young white males there were with assault style weapons. Decked out in camouflage and flak jackets. I was the only person of color. There were 2 young white women. It was sobering!.
Yes. See. But when I tweet that I saw young white men at the shooting range decked out in gear, and I was stunned at the "gun power" they had so young, people call me a racist. White nationalism & hate is real. Let's face it, so we can fix it. #WhiteSupremacistTerrorism"
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 18, 2019 11:20 PM (9BmSv)
and
450 435 Andrew Branca - Howdy! from Montana! ThanX! for putting us some knowledge. All- I had no probs with moving my rifle thru TSA or customs from here to S. Africa and back. Just follow the rules
McGyver, over
Posted by: McGyver at August 18, 2019 11:20 PM (gMngZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)
Elizabeth Warren is so white and privileged...
How white and privileged is she?
She's so white that when she does a rain dance, an illegal Mexican gardener comes out and sprays things with a hose.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:22 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:23 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:24 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:24 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:24 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 18, 2019 11:25 PM (7ZQe3)
Pee Wee loved himself, too. A bit too much. Got in a spot of trouble for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Mr. Butterworth at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
"Know thyself"
Posted by: Ancient Greek Philosopher (probably homo) at August 18, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I love this quote, but I hate it a little. He whispers because he revers an idea. But Rome fell because you whispered when you should have shouted.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2019 11:28 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Was there really ever much hope for this country? Only a fools hope. But the hopes of fools pay off at the damndest times.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2019 11:28 PM (V2Yro)
Mr. Greenjeans: All around the kitchen, cock-a-doodle!
*repeat a whole bunch of times*
Aside from basic training, I have never slept well or deeply.
I think I'm going mad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 18, 2019 11:29 PM (8qegj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:29 PM (PUmDY)
Sooooo, if anyone knows of a reputable source for a bargain on those, do kindly let me know?
Thanks in advance!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU)
I was the one who paid all the bills so the rest of those layabouts could live in a nice Treasure House, but do I get any respect? No!
Posted by: Mr. Schwinn Dealer at August 18, 2019 11:30 PM (b1Typ)
It's very different to be viewing the ONT live instead of the next morning.
Too fricken' hot to go to bed though!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at August 18, 2019 11:30 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2019 11:31 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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A classic So Cal TV cartoon TV host.
https://tinyurl.com/y6jgyovo
Best part: he's Mayberry's town drunk.
What better presenter of kiddie cartoons than a proud alcoholic?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:31 PM (amw5z)
But the hopes of fools pay off at the damndest times.
Posted by: Tom Servo
“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.”
― Otto von Bismarck
Posted by: Miklos von Bisquick at August 18, 2019 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
We were talking about Diogenes in an earlier thread.
When criticized for masturbating in public, Diogenes responded: "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2019 11:31 PM (b1Typ)
Your comment and tiny url directed to me earlier was funny. Thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Monty James at August 18, 2019 11:32 PM (a2tKe)
I have no idea where that 1/2 Q 1211 bulshit came from. I can only post on the smartphone since I'm banned on the laptop and I'm a lousy typer so I use the audio. Yeah you can get kind of funky but I think people generally get the gist of what I'm trying to get across, Maybe.
Old and tired here had to work the weekend and have to work tomorrow. I'll get a day off on Wednesday that's my goal to make it to Wednesday. Well to make it to retirement, maybe three years from now or so. Hope I can hold it together till then. The ankle is much better I'm walking now and trying to get it rehabbed. It seems a little numb but I think that will improve after all I almost severed my whole damn foot so this could take awhile.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 18, 2019 11:33 PM (EtnX5)
I remember that was one of the themes of I, Claudius. Each Julio-Claudian emperor ensured he'd be succeeded by someone worse, so that he'd be seen in a good light by comparison.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:33 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2019 11:31 PM (b1Typ)
Need to remember this next time I'm dragged into an HR meeting.
Brilliant.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 18, 2019 11:33 PM (8qegj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:26 PM (b1Typ)
At his arraignment, the Judge asked Pee Wee if he needed a Court Appointed Attorney.
To which Pee Wee replied: "No thanks, Your Honor. I can get myself off!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2019 11:34 PM (QzJWU)
Brilliant.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 18, 2019 11:33 PM (8qegj)
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Beware of the wisdom of dudes who live in barrels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:35 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
I'm not picking up anything from her list. I am buying new rods, even if I have to sell her Aqua Lark to pay for them.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 11:35 PM (Rz2Nc)
Good news: getting a job in show business.
Bad news: finding out your new job is as Pee Wee Herman's right-hand man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:36 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2019 11:37 PM (LxTcq)
My misanthropic side says, keep me out of this spat to be of yours
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 11:38 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 18, 2019 11:38 PM (8qegj)
Posted by: a dude in at August 18, 2019 11:38 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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There are cracks appearing in the structure of the Left. They may or may not widen, but they are at least occasionally tripping over their contradictions and hypocrisy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 11:39 PM (IPZPl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 11:41 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)
I don't see us surviving this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2019 10:13 PM (l9m7l)
I dont see THEM surviving this.
Posted by: clutch at August 18, 2019 11:43 PM (QpuH/)
As reported on Wednesday by The Root, Jay-Z recently announced a deal with the NFL through his Roc Nation company, to advise the embattled league on entertainment and the Super Bowl, and something fuzzy about social justice.
Halftime shows feature choreographed shootouts and concessions stand looting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2019 11:43 PM (Wx/+I)
Otis! And I'll take either blonde in that pic.
I still want an emotional support supermodel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:44 PM (HaL55)
Today he'd be a contender for the Dem nomination.
Posted by: Miklos the Younger Elder at August 18, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Yep.
Blacks are NOT okay with illegal aliens. Black church groups are NOT okay with gay marriages. Feminists are NOT okay with trannies competing in women's sports.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:45 PM (b1Typ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:46 PM (b1Typ)
Hell, Heliogabalus would be a contender for the Dem nomination today.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:47 PM (b1Typ)
Otis! And I'll take either blonde in that pic.
I still want an emotional support supermodel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Is it the Fun Girls? http://tinyurl.com/y5ylwoeo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 11:47 PM (IPZPl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Legal immigrants and their families are NOT OK with illegals. Strange but true.
Posted by: Miklos, with eagle on Passport at August 18, 2019 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2019 11:39 PM (IPZPl)
Some blind hogs are stumbling into acorns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2019 11:49 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Even Joe gets a nut on rare occasions.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at August 18, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
They better pack a lotta ammo to go with that lunch. And an instruction manual.
Posted by: clutch at August 18, 2019 11:51 PM (QpuH/)
Fuck. I hate that mother fucker.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 18, 2019 11:52 PM (8qegj)
Blacks are NOT okay with illegal aliens. Black church groups are NOT okay with gay marriages. Feminists are NOT okay with trannies competing in women's sports.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Doesn't matter. They'll still vote Democrat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 11:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
Yes. They'd best pack a lunch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Lunchables are not free range ethically sourced non-GMO, or even organic.
Gonna be hard on those people.
Posted by: Miklos, predicting a Malthusian diminution of commies at August 18, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (cxIsI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgevTjWXt0
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Don't mean to be a killjoy but that link directs to a site with an embedded trojan.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (EgshT)
Is it the Fun Girls? http://tinyurl.com/y5ylwoeo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Weird. I can't get that tiny url to work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (aKsyK)
Y'all try to behave. Pray for protection and pray for our President.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ripley at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
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Exile on Main Street > Emotional Rescue
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:57 PM (amw5z)
Don't mean to be a killjoy but that link directs to a site with an embedded trojan.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Maybe it's a good thing I couldn't get to it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK)
Well, what did she expect to see at a friggin' gun range? Except for the tragedy of Chris Kyle, I don't think there are many murders at gun ranges.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2019 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2019 11:58 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2019 11:58 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 18, 2019 11:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ripley
Mine is a Honey Badger.
(It's really Melania)
Eat it, libs
Posted by: PDJT at August 18, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2019 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Just fuck. I had a brilliant screed directed to Bill Greasy Rat Face Maher, but, just fuck it.
Yup.
Hello, Everlast... my old friend.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (8qegj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (amw5z)
(And yes I once saw the Rabid Swamp Rats open for the Police back in '83)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Threat: HTML/Refresh.BC trojanAccess to it has been blocked. Your computer is safe.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Barenaked Ladies.
Holy shit I love this song.
Now I just want to hug my Everlast bag.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:02 AM (8qegj)
if a dark sense of humor is a dementia warning sign, i'm fucked.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2019 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
If thats the case I belong licking the walls in a rubber room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2019 12:02 AM (9Om/r)
That's not fair, Exile on Main Street > Everything Else.
Are we having a Rolling Stones thread?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:05 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 19, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
You know how I know that gay marriage is fake marriage?
Because married gays still have sex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 12:07 AM (a72/q)
Threat: HTML/Refresh.BC trojanAccess to it has been blocked. Your computer is safe.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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*?*
Hmm. It's from Sitcoms Online. Don't see any problem here. That does not mean that there isn't a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2019 12:10 AM (IPZPl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:13 AM (fuK7c)
Well, the tinyurl redirected to a site that my antivirus blocked, with the warning. Have no idea what the site was because my AV is set to automatically blacklist whatever the URL was when resolved from the tiny.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2019 12:14 AM (EgshT)
-Minimum wage jobs are starter jobs, intended to teach people how to show up on time, how to perform steadily, how to maintain focus on the job.
-The tricycle is a starter vehicle, intended to teach you how to balance, how to operate a machine, and how to pay attention to your surroundings.
-The minimum wage job doesn't require unique or valuable skills. The world's very best employee in that job won't show much greater value than a decently trained newby.
-The tricycle will never reach highway speeds or keep you warm and dry in all kinds of weather. The world's greatest tricyclist isn't going to go much faster than your normal kid.
-If you work 2 minimum wage jobs to double your income, it's still 2 low value jobs.
-2 trikes are not going to be faster than 1 trike, but it will have 2 seats.
-The minimum wage job was never intended to be a living wage, nor to support a family.
-A tricycle was never meant to be a minivan.
-A minimum wage job was never intended to be a lifelong job, or to lead to retirement.
-A tricycle was never intended to be a plane or a submarine.
If you want a living wage, and a growing bank account, you can't park yourself in a minimum wage job. You're sitting on a tricycle and it won't get you where you want to go.
Posted by: Downcast at August 19, 2019 12:15 AM (p6Q7Q)
Safe sex is HOT
Posted by: Mayor Pete
I'm trying to figure out if that is "dark humor" or "dirty humor". If it's dirty humor, I don't need to get myself checked out for dementia.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 12:18 AM (+lVUW)
Hey do what you got to do. I decided to go to sleep and have Alexa play cheap trick for me. Now that ain't putting
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 12:19 AM (EtnX5)
Trump is up to 28% approval among blacks, and 49% approval among Hispanics.
That spells deep, deep trouble for the Democrats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2019 12:20 AM (b1Typ)
Economic illiteracy, like civic illiteracy, is an enormous handicap, or a fatal affliction, for a prosperous free society, depending.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 12:22 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2019 12:22 AM (b1Typ)
Trump is up to 28% approval among blacks, and 49% approval among Hispanics.
That spells deep, deep trouble for the Democrats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Also, if the dems end up nominating a hated "old, white guy", or even a white woman, many African Americans will be "meh" about the election, and at least some won't bother to vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2019 12:23 AM (+lVUW)
I grew up around these guys there were just ahead of me in high school. It's a kick to listen to him but I really need to go to sleep, somebody post something boring please
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 12:23 AM (EtnX5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:23 AM (8qegj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2019 12:25 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 12:26 AM (iB1oa)
That's the good imaginary newz. The bad real newz is the GOP is not changing, a bit. Trump remains, mostly, a defensive expedient, on the biggest issues, not a change of direction. Better than the alterantive. But.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: MAxIE, SJW Elite at August 19, 2019 12:32 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 12:33 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 12:36 AM (PkVlr)
No, the world would be a better place if he had received justice. That's what we are about. We are not vigilantes.
He will never stand before the court, evidence and counter evidence that would have been presented will not be.
Conjecture and conspiracy theories are the body that remains.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 12:36 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, mixologist at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (fuK7c)
Flak jackets?
Umm... okay.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2019 11:24 PM (b1Typ)
You never know when there might be German artillery around.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)
*bang*
*bang*
Is this thing working?
You fire three rounds and then ask if it's working?
Should be pretty obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 19, 2019 12:38 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2019 12:25 AM (PUmDY)
I see that as well.
The part that worries me is, what happens after President Trump rides off into the sunset in 2025.
This man really looks like our Last Best Hope.
I hate politics. But I am reluctantly involved. Who is our next Right Person at the Right Time?
Dan Crenshaw? He is a decorated veteran, and has an eye-patch. That should count. But I know precious little about him, and I know enough that being a veteran is not some kind of get-out-jail-free card.
Still, having a president what looks like a pirate would be fucking cool.
that said...
I served with a lot of people I would not trust to run my HOA, let alone serve as POTUS. And, do I need to mention Songbird?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:38 AM (8qegj)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)
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Not gonna help if they get the direct hit on you.
Posted by: Skip Muck and Alex Penkala at August 19, 2019 12:39 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Wouldn't a flak jacket impede mobility while reloading the 88?
Posted by: Miklos, Stalag 17 at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Crenshaw says all the right things. It's hard to tell if he'll be seduced by the swamp, but that's true of anyone.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Wouldn't a flak jacket impede mobility while reloading the 88?
Posted by: Miklos, Stalag 17 at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
That's the wrong end of the tube.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
The $10 cup of coffee goes well with the $15 pack of cigarettes.
Sure ... they won't let you smoke your cigarettes anywhere, even after they have robbed you blind with taxes, but I don't anticipate it will be that long before the dreaded evil nature of coffee is realized in New York and they start taxing it so that 7-11 is right up around $12/cup for their coffee. It's New York. It wouldn't be New York if they didn't do shit like this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 12:41 AM (UILOn)
Posted by: Miklos, Stalag 17 at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
That's the wrong end of the tube.
Given the choice I would rather be on the reloading end.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:42 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mayor Pete, the one from Notre Dame at August 19, 2019 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
unless they have actively come after me and mine, i hold them in contempt.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 12:42 AM (SEclx)
Surrender has to be their best song. Course its subjective. To each their own.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 12:43 AM (EtnX5)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
Which is why I hate politics, and politicians.
Shit. if Crenshaw was my neighbor when things go pear-shaped, I would not hesitate to join up with him. But, politicians are politicians. The Swamp is both alluring and toxic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:43 AM (8qegj)
He also operates at the level of corporate lobbyist talking points on key aspects of legal immigration [but so does Trump].
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Posted by: Commodore "Bill" de Blasio-Vanderbilt at August 19, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mixological Miklos at August 19, 2019 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 12:47 AM (SEclx)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 12:47 AM (EtnX5)
But I love I Must Be Dreaming, and Reach Out, from Heavy Metal. And Gonna Raise Hell. Dream Police was their best album IMO.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:48 AM (8qegj)
Posted by: Miklos, humming "Dominique" by that lesbian belgian nun at August 19, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Made a major milestone in my transmission repair today. The transmission is back in the Suburban, bolted up to the engine, with the torque converter and all the other stuff at the front hooked up, too.
The one really ugly job remaining to do is to get the transfer case mated back up to the transmission. The damned thing is very heavy, and oddly shaped, and sits in there obliquely, so it's not easy to jack it up into place while maintaining the correct orientation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 12:49 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
See? This is why I fucking hate politicians.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:49 AM (8qegj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 12:50 AM (SEclx)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 12:50 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 12:50 AM (6zCBb)
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Well, there's that whole $15 dollar minimum wage thing...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 12:50 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 12:50 AM (ZLI7S)
His mom has written a note, to be read by Mr. Kotter tomorrow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at August 19, 2019 12:51 AM (8qegj)
I vaguely remember seeing them on campus freshman year. What I mainly remember is that my roommate puked early in the show. Yes, we had been drinking.
I asked him what the hell, and he said "Bun lit a cig, and that was it."
Posted by: Miklos, fond memories of the follies of youth at August 19, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4
I left half for you and Nurse.
You may now compete.
Posted by: Miklos, let's you and her fight at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2019 11:58 PM (H5knJ)
Don't make too much of that. Those audiences are paid 75 bucks a person to be there. There are agencies that do nothing but put butts in those chairs. A lot of starving actors make ends meet that way.
They are trained to laugh and clap on cue. If you don't, you are reported to the agency.
Posted by: Objection Sustained at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (EZWNE)
I'll take a monitor, thank you.
Oh, auto cucumber, why do you twist my words so?
Mo.ji.to.
Mash it, mix it, put it in a glass.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
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I was teetotal during my first college foray. Probably the smartest thing I did when I was at Cornell. NY state drinking age was 18 at that time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 12:55 AM (iB1oa)
Spending a semester far far away someone took pity on me and lent me a cassette player and three albums. One was Supertramp. Damn, they became good.
One was Dire Straits, they were always good. I forget the other.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:56 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
New Orleans drinking age was if you were tall enough to push your money over the counter.
Posted by: Miklos, Roll Wave! at August 19, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 12:58 AM (6zCBb)
Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2019 12:58 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos, Roll Wave! at August 19, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
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My dad disliked New Orleans. He was there during WWII. He liked the jazz clubs, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 12:59 AM (iB1oa)
"he mocks proud mockers,
But shows favor to the humble and oppressed"
The object in the sermon was to encourage to be humble, but what stood out to me was "mocks proud mockers" as a good and laudable thing to do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 19, 2019 12:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
I do have to rise early manana. Night y'all. M
Sorry, bander. I'm terrible with jokes.
I can still do backflips on-a trampoline though.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 01:00 AM (PkVlr)
Yeah that minimum of $15 is freaking insane. The 6Dems have no idea what this would do to the pay structure. My interns are certainly not worth $15 an hour for God's sake. They are just pandering on this issue.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 01:00 AM (EtnX5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:00 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 12:56 AM (fuK7c)
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ABBA?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:00 AM (amw5z)
Mebbe cuz das Marken isn't a thing.
https://dict.leo.org/german-english/marken
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:01 AM (fuK7c)
Sometimes while deployed it was only because of the dark humor any of us made it home.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:01 AM (6zCBb)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 01:00 AM (PkVlr)
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Woohoo!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:01 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:02 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:02 AM (6zCBb)
Hmmm.
A got a cassette with New Orleans music on one side.
Red Army Choir with Soviet National Anthem on the other.
Damn fine wake up and also to hell with that ex-girlfriend music on the one side.
But this is better (all-time classic beloved of all noble Moron Peoples)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5GRpA5H3CI
Posted by: Miklos, still liking the Leningrad Cowboys at August 19, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:03 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2019 01:03 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:05 AM (6zCBb)
But the choir really kills with "Sacred War".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:05 AM (QDnY+)
Sometimes while deployed it was only because of the dark humor any of us made it home.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:01 AM (6zCBb)
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Afreakinmen.
Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2019 01:06 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Wait...what happened to that other pitcher of mojitos?
Posted by: Miklos, slowly figuring it out at August 19, 2019 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:07 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:07 AM (fuK7c)
That choir is really great for all the WWII songs from that minor front of the war.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:08 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:05 AM (QDnY+)
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That whole Red Army Choir stuff is amazing music.
Traditionally, Russian vocal music is all unison singing. Peter the Great attempted to introduce polyphonic music to Russia. Apparently, it didn't take.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:08 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:09 AM (6zCBb)
prices. Pancakes for $21 and coffee was $10. Ho Lee fuk that's just
insane. What kind of idiots spend that money on eating out? I guess
people with too much money.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 12:47 AM (EtnX5)
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a "living wage" will do that to food prices....
next up?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:09 AM (SEclx)
Didn't watch the whole thing. Approx where does Invader come in?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:10 AM (fuK7c)
Exactly the unions are pushing this big time cuz it will raise everybody's pay. But they have lost so much power I can't recall the percentage they have today but it's pretty low.
The idea of raising the minimum wage to $15 is freaking crazy. It would start a spiral, I know if my intern that used to get 825 an hour is now getting $15 an hour, I'd want a hell of a lot more 4 where I've been working for 30 years and getting not that much more above that.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 01:12 AM (EtnX5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:13 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Miklos, avoiding big city types at August 19, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
You may now compete.
Posted by: Miklos, let's you and her fight at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
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nothing to compete about:
she has Insomniac, i have the mojitos and MOAR rum
#winning
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (SEclx)
next up?
Posted by: redc1c4
Raise the living wage again, silly!
Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Stacey-Abrams-Etc at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Objection Sustained at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (EZWNE)
And if you do, you get a fresh fish ...
Posted by: Adriane the Starving Actor Critic ... at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (LPnfS)
The one really ugly job remaining to do is to get the transfer case mated back up to the transmission. The damned thing is very heavy, and oddly shaped, and sits in there obliquely, so it's not easy to jack it up into place while maintaining the correct orientation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 12:49 AM (a72/q)
Great, flashbacks to working on the 73 MGB. At least the Dakota has room underneath it.
If I ever catch the crapdoodle who knifed the MGB top I will Epstein their ass.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Gen. George "Miklos" Patton at August 19, 2019 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at August 19, 2019 01:18 AM (arJlL)
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Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost...and laughed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:18 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Miklos at August 19, 2019 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:20 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:20 AM (GtG/j)
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Oh noes! That'll show you!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:21 AM (iB1oa)
Enjoy the silence, just ignore the background... o.O;;;;
https://youtu.be/-_3dc6X-Iwo
Night Bandersnatch, it was almost to the end of the video.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:21 AM (6zCBb)
As long as they refuse to talk to you your IQ will increase.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 19, 2019 01:22 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Sock Monkey's ...recycled primate at August 19, 2019 01:22 AM (K026y)
Posted by: Serious Cat
If it was cock blocked regarding her blue haired friend, you're probably better off.
Posted by: Miklos, observer of changing social norms (Norm!!) at August 19, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 19, 2019 01:25 AM (EtnX5)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)
You may now compete.
Posted by: Miklos, let's you and her fight at August 19, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
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nothing to compete about:
she has Insomniac, i have the mojitos and MOAR rum
#winning
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (SEclx)
I'm probably not your type anyway, so it all works out.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)
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Take pride in the fact you're eponymous, or something.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:29 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 01:30 AM (RuIsu)
Mebbe cuz das Marken isn't a thing.
https://dict.leo.org/german-english/marken
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 01:01 AM (fuK7c)
It's the Sparkle-Farkle Merkel Merkin.
With added Vitamin E.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:30 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 01:30 AM (RuIsu)
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You're thinking of the French toast.
$84 + tip
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)
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Take pride in the fact you're eponymous, or something.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:29 AM (amw5z)
Definitely need to stay eponymous. If people found out who I was my comments could get me in trouble.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (NWiLs)
#winning
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (SEclx)
I'm probably not your type anyway, so it all works out.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
That reminds me, there is rum that awaits to be drunk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (a72/q)
Nothing worse than sober rum.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:33 AM (NWiLs)
$84 + tip
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (amw5z)
$92.50 if you get the Merkel syrup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:33 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:15 AM (SEclx)
I'm probably not your type anyway, so it all works out.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
That reminds me, there is rum that awaits to be drunk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I love it when a plan comes together.
*relights stogie*
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos at August 19, 2019 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)
---that's what happens when you get all w*rked up and excited, old man...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:35 AM (SEclx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:36 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:36 AM (6zCBb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:36 AM (amw5z)
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Isopropyl alcohol works just fine. Nonpolar solvent, and all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:37 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Still can't believe that English Prince married that Merkel lady. Aren't they all related anyway?
Posted by: Miklos, learning all from scraps of People that cat drags in at August 19, 2019 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:38 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)
---that's what happens when you get all w*rked up and excited, old man...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:35 AM (SEclx)
I'm not old, dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:39 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:39 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:39 AM (a72/q)
In the old days, slave labor.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at August 19, 2019 01:40 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:40 AM (6zCBb)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:39 AM (NWiLs)
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All that pissed-off slave funk was what gave rum it's intriguingly complex flavor profile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:41 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:40 AM (6zCBb)
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Sulphuric...Dungeon Masters?
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at August 19, 2019 01:42 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The Secret Sauce is supposed to be SECRET
Posted by: Fast Times at Miklos High at August 19, 2019 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:43 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:44 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:43 AM (NWiLs)
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I know, right? Only an idiot could make a mistake like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 01:45 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:44 AM (a72/q)
Smells terrible and dissolves borders.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:45 AM (NWiLs)
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LOL
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:46 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 01:45 AM (NWiLs)
And a polar solvent, most notably of the East Pole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:46 AM (a72/q)
X square, Y square
H2SO4
[Univ of Chicago "fight song" parody - or not - from the 3Os, I think]
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:46 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2019 01:47 AM (6zCBb)
Posted by: Insomniac
Ve are still having patent for efficient production.
Posted by: IG MultiKulturFarben at August 19, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
I get to sell about 2.17 oz. of Gold, tomorrow.
The bad news:
It's mostly 14k jewelry scrap, and the gems to be salvaged therefrom are most certainly not of the "investment grade" variety.
I'm torn as to what to do with the proceeds.
A gun, or Ammo?
Gun? or. Ammo?
Such a frikkin' dilemma, ain't it
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)
Okay, so I'm reading a new amended complaint challenging the Trump Admin's new asylum ban for people passing though Mexico to get here... and I could not believe how weak one of the migrant's story is for Asylum...
********
Y.G.C.
34. Plaintiff Y.G.C. is a young woman from Guatemala seeking asylum in the United States. In May 2019, a man whom Y.G.C. believes is a gang member began threatening her while she worked nights at a taco stand. The man would follow Y.G.C. and threatened to kill her if she did not agree to be "his woman." The man also threatened that he would kill any other man seen with Y.G.C. In addition to these threats, the suspected gang member wanted Y.G.C. to extort her boss.
35. Y.G.C. attempted to file a criminal complaint against the man threatening her, but multiple police officers told Y.G.C. that they could not help her because she did not know the man's real name--just the nickname he told her to call him. Because the man continued to threaten Y.G.C. after she attempted to file a complaint with the police, Y.G.C. fled Guatemala in June 2019.
36. Y.G.C. traveled through Mexico en route to the United States. She entered the United States without inspection on July 16, 2019 and was quickly detained by U.S. immigration officials.
*******
So, she has a stalker. Don't even know his name... but finds it so dire she has to Flee to the United States, not Mexico, to be safe from "the man". I feel sorry for her... but she is not a victim of persecution.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:49 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:49 AM (QDnY+)
Gun? or. Ammo?
Such a frikkin' dilemma, ain't it
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)
You could buy a nice .22 pistol, AND a lot of ammo. Browning Buckmark, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:51 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Ron Paul at August 19, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:49 AM (GtG/j)
Send her home. With a nice little .380 tucked into her bra.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:53 AM (a72/q)
Even worse is that standing was granted to a foreigner, outside the country, to challenge the discretionary power of the executive.
Much worse is that there is no repudiation of this entire ludicrous, lawless spectacle by the DOJ.
Whole huge lots of losing going on amongst the winning.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:53 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:49 AM (QDnY+)
I want a 20 mm Vulcan Cannon mounted on a Bradley chassis.
Damn, if I'm not a bit short in the Gold department to make that happen.
Oh, and that's *not* my Molon Labe hill to die on weapons rig.
That's just what I'd like to have to deal with Houston traffic in the morning.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2019 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:53 AM (a72/q)
Or alternatively to Greenland, America's newest colony!
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:55 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:31 AM (a72/q)
----that's what you think!
#CavTroopersAnonymous
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:55 AM (SEclx)
John Lennon: Turn left at Greenland.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 01:57 AM (iB1oa)
But there are cases where suits are brought by/on behalf of foreigners outside the borders. Absurd.
I.e., routine, in lawless America 2.O.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2019 01:58 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:51 AM (a72/q)
Best one ever made resides in my safe.
Buckmark UDX, Rosewood Grips, Lazered. Forged steel barrel, polished flats. Green, Hi Viz front sight.
The trigger? OLYMPIC 10 meter airgun shooter said it's the best .22 trigger he's ever fired.
Oh, and it's accurate, too. Wicked accurate.
Put it in the hands of your favorite "best shooter".
They'll record their best score, ever.
Yeah, I've got THE Buckmark .22.
But there's always room for more .22 LR in the ammo compound.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
I.e., routine, in lawless America 2.O.
Posted by: rhomboid
Objection, Your Honor. This is clearly an extraterritorial exercise of a constitutional right to illegality.
Posted by: Miklos Helms-Burton at August 19, 2019 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
#CavTroopersAnonymous
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 01:55 AM (SEclx)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=vA8kDjx35sg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:02 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2019 02:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:07 AM (a72/q)
Well, if somebody tells me to "Learn to code!", I've got it covered. I've still got it. I was playing around with an old program I'd written over 15 years ago, and one thing led to another, and I've written about 1000 lines of new C code over the past week.
So, I've still got it. I was rusty, but I got limbered up.
Of course, that's just plain old C, none of this new fangled shit all the kids are doing.
God, I hate object orientated languages at the time that first took over, and still do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 02:07 AM (f1Vqw)
Problem is, the Okramatic 3000 is based on a proprietary OS.
Posted by: Miklos, freshest of the fresh at August 19, 2019 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, freshest of the fresh at August 19, 2019 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
You get a blue screen, and You get a blue screen, and You, too, get a blue screen!
Posted by: Okra Winfrey at August 19, 2019 02:11 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 19, 2019 02:12 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:12 AM (a72/q)
I'm gonna finally have some okra in a little it, knock on wood. We got some rain, and it took off.
There's some little baby pods coming out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 02:13 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 02:13 AM (f1Vqw)
Don't get slimed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:14 AM (a72/q)
I've got squash galore now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 02:15 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 02:15 AM (f1Vqw)
I have rhubarb, but it's past its prime now. And I have a blackcurrant bush, which is now getting a few riper berries each day, which are yummy to just pick and eat. And I am good with that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:17 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Miklos, take off, eh? at August 19, 2019 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:20 AM (a72/q)
He hunts, he gathers
For that is his mission
Non GM-O
Except the transmission
Posted by: Miklos, damn it must be late somewhere at August 19, 2019 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:22 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 01:53 AM (a72/q)
Or alternatively to Greenland, America's newest colony!
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 19, 2019 01:55 AM (GtG/j)
You want her to be unemployyyyed, in Greenland?
Posted by: Vizinni at August 19, 2019 02:41 AM (h2Bdk)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2019 02:22 AM (a72/q)
Seeya, AOP
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 02:45 AM (h2Bdk)
many young white males there were with assault style weapons. Decked
out in camouflage and flak jackets."
Range stuff is usually pretty tame. They'd shit themselves if they saw what goes on in places where people are out on their own property, or out on BLM/fed land.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at August 19, 2019 03:00 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 03:58 AM (MDEY2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 03:58 AM (MDEY2)
You're up early.
*starts coffee*
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 04:03 AM (i/wJA)
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 04:03 AM (i/wJA
Hope you don't mind serving yourself. I'm going back to bed.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 04:05 AM (i/wJA)
Yeah, a bit earlier than usual. Hungry cats, back bothering me, Monday. All 3 reasons to get moving.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 04:06 AM (MDEY2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysnamt8
Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during traffic stop: officials
A Florida woman who pulled an alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop pleaded guilty to illegally possessing wild animals and was sentenced to probation, authorities said last week.
Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger seat of a car pulled over in May for running a stop sign in Punta Gorda, the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office said at the time. Machan-Le Quire, along with 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons, initially claimed they were trying to collect snakes and frogs from underneath an overpass.
The deputy was given permission to search the bags in the trunk and subsequently found 41 3-stripe turtles in a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" backpack. When the deputy asked if the pair had anything else, Machan-Le Quire pulled out a 1-foot alligator from her pants.
Machan-Le Quire was charged with possessing an America alligator, possessing more than one turtle per day, transporting more than one turtle or turtle eggs and one count of possessing a softshell turtle, the Miami Herald reported, citing court records.
--SNIP--
Talk about a snapping vagina!
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2019 04:10 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 04:19 AM (MDEY2)
That there is a law about possessing more than one turtle per day?
That possessing forty-one turtles is only one count of "possessing a softshell turtle"?
That real turtles were stored in a TMNT bag?
Or that, not finding a matching cartoon-alligator bag, someone said "yeah, I'll just stuff this live gator in my yoga pants"?
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2019 04:26 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 04:31 AM (MDEY2)
Have a good day, all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 19, 2019 04:41 AM (MDEY2)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 19, 2019 04:49 AM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 05:03 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at August 19, 2019 05:16 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 05:27 AM (BbGew)
So is mine.
Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at August 19, 2019 05:16 AM (DMUuz)
My mammaries are fine.
Posted by: Joe Biden, The Gafftastic Candidate at August 19, 2019 05:28 AM (Y8PSl)
I was hoping that Joe would at least get the nomination given to him before his head implodes.
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 05:40 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 05:41 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: JT at August 19, 2019 05:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 05:53 AM (Wx/+I)
Still in NASHVILLE. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 05:59 AM (auXcv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 06:03 AM (/C7DX)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:04 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 06:05 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew
Last night there were storms thru out the northeast corridor. A lot of flights cancelled, include mine from NASHVILLE to NY. AMERICAN rebooked me on a United flight at 6 to Newark
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 06:05 AM (/C7DX)
Morning all.
Still in NASHVILLE. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Go up to the United counter, pound on it and say, "Do you know who I am? Rear Admiral NGU!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 06:06 AM (Wx/+I)
Dayum.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:04 AM (cqNba)
Yeah. Have get home unpack repack. Go to office see a few patients. Then get in car to drive to Portsmouth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 06:07 AM (/C7DX)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 06:08 AM (3oX+R)
Robert O'Rourke wants all you racists to vote for him, that will wash away by voting for a fake Hispanic white guy.
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:10 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:11 AM (BbGew)
I really don't know how you do it.
Be safe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:13 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 18, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)
Yes, you were wrong; it was a simple request. If you can't take the time to something small for her, why would she expect you to do something big?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 19, 2019 06:15 AM (YQ4mh)
Now we have mad Journalists preferring that the nation be damaged, in order to prevent the current President from winning re-election.
It really is a strange universe that the Left occupies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)
The Left is the Madness of Crowds, but writ large.
Can they swamp out those who are not mad? In Russia, Chia, Cambodia, Cuba, Venezuela, and Zimbabwe, they did.
Reason no longer works.
OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)
Now we have mad Journalists preferring that the nation be damaged,
in order to prevent the current President from winning re-election.
It really is a strange universe that the Left occupies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:16 AM
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A whole lot of masks fell off when Trump won. And the credibility of the media has been damaged to the point they will never be able to stage a comeback as far as trust goes.
Every single poll I have seen places them lower than Congress. I remember talking to an old school journalist once way back. He said the number one job of a newspaper man was to just report the news and avoid becoming the "news".
Apparently they don't teach that at journalism school anymore.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)
Good Morning, Sir.
Hope BuPers sends you to your preferred assignment in DC. Just let me know, so I can short some airline stock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
I remember some camera besotted fool saying something along the lines of 'We are here to change the world...to make it a better place'.
I'm thinking ....Nope.
Your job is to report the conditions of the world.
Factually, accurately, and with no editorializing.
And let the news consumer decide if the world needs changing.
And if so...how.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)
****
Way back just after the dinosaurs died off I was a freshman in college wanting to be a newspaper man. The prof was a retired editor. The first exam was to write a obituary. He said papers usually got them wrong 60% of the time because reporters were lazy.
It hasn't gotten any better.
And no, no journalism for me.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 06:29 AM (yhYmR)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)
I want to become a journalist because I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD!
Posted by: The Hue and Cry of Journaljizm Students Everywhere at August 19, 2019 06:30 AM (Y8PSl)
There is really only one investigative journalist, besides bloggers, left in the US. He is Jamie O'Keefe, and he is roundly reviled by those slug-like remnants of a good profession.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
I remember talking to an old school journalist once way back. He said the number one job of a newspaper man was to just report the news and avoid becoming the "news".
Apparently they don't teach that at journalism school anymore.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Apparently no one actually learns the craft either. How many would-be pundits have covered a city council meeting or court proceedings? They now graduate from J-school (another useless idea) and expect to pontificate their wisdom-of-a-25-year-old from the most exalted forums.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 06:31 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 06:33 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
James O'Keefe gets blasted for doing the very same things the 'award-winning' 60 Minutes does. It all depends on who, or what, the investigative target is -- and who is doing the 'investigating'. A deplorable? Fake News up the wazoo. Just like when people on the right questioned Her Royal Thighness' obvious health issues during the 2016 election. A conspiracy theory of the far-right!
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2019 06:35 AM (Y8PSl)
I gave them a scientifically accurate quote that the 60hz power issue [fake science] was to the EMP issue like Motley Crue was to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
The great Project Manager of our EMP testing was not happy. Asses grow back, as I learned yet again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
That "journalists" worship the Father of Lies is as good an explanation as more secular ones.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 06:39 AM (Ass/7)
Posted by: Brie Larson's missing backside at August 19, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Brie Larson's missing backside at August 19, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
Well, that's NOT why I did it mumble mumble years ago... I did it because I enjoyed having an excuse to talk to people and find out what they did, why they did it and where their ideas came from. It was like getting a free pass into the life of the (small) communities I worked in. I never had any desire whatsoever to become famous or expose huge scandals, or to draw attention to myself - in real life I'm pretty shy. And yes, I went to lots of boring city council meetings.
Posted by: Secret Square at August 19, 2019 06:42 AM (9WuX0)
Do we have comprehensive data on that? Like a 6 meg jpeg? From a skeevy website?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sNopes at August 19, 2019 06:43 AM (cqNba)
"508 RickZ
That "journalists" worship the Father of Lies is as good an explanation as more secular ones.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ) "
A few years ago I would have thought of that as hyperbole, but not any more. Not even a little bit.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2019 06:43 AM (XNDy+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)
-The Nations Democratic leaders.
(And the Press)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNb
Seems to be their plan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2019 06:47 AM (Ass/7)
Have a great day. Stay blessed. I'm happy we can still mock the insane in an online manner. For now.
May you find a shaded parking spot as you travel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2019 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2019 06:48 AM (ceIDk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2019 06:48 AM (XNDy+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 06:49 AM (cqNba)
Well, they did backpack through trendy hipster areas for a year or three discovering themselves before deciding that the world truly needed their wisdom and guidance.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 06:52 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 19, 2019 06:53 AM (BrRAn)
-The Nations Democratic leaders.
(And the Press)
_________________
And me, don't forget me!
True, I'm not a leader or press, I'm just a butt-ugly, no-talent, little-watched cable t.v. "comedian," but I too want to see the U.S. economy tank and millions of people suffer so that orangemanbad has less chance of being re-elected. Because I'm so woke and compassionate!
Posted by: Bill Maher at August 19, 2019 06:58 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 06:59 AM (I5SAg)
I have a theory that most Americans with a gray cell tuned out. The MSM
lost what little credibility they once had.
Posted by: JAS
ABC has a Sunday morning radio show I catch one in a while, some form of self-punishment I guess. One SJW story after another with an occasional global warming crisis story thrown in as well. That can anybody listen/watch to this drivel daily and take it seriously is just amazing.
Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2019 07:05 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Ran Dather at August 19, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sNopes at August 19, 2019 07:06 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 07:06 AM (I5SAg)
Has anybody ever seen Dan Rather and Bernie Sanders in the same room, at the same time?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 07:08 AM (cqNba)
The question is why they Worship the Father of Lies.
Joe Biden gave us insights into this when he stated that they are interested in Truth not facts. Sandy said basically the same thing when she said that Morality is more important than facts.
"Truth" and "Morality" are theological terms straight from Christianity. When Biden said Truth, he clearly wasn't talking about Jesus Christ and the Gospel. When Sandy talked about "Morality" she wasn't invoking the Law of Moses or showing an obedience to the a transcendent moral authority of the Creator God.
They went pure post-modern, where they corrupt Truth to mean "truth claims for what is most expedient to me right now" and "Morality" they mean "my personal values as of right now".
They use "Truth" and "Morality" because they are wearing the skins of those they have slain and demand the respect that was earned by the former owner.
Journalists therefore, absent any other narrative and trained to not even recognize the meta narrative, live in the Now, their values are in the Now, and their truth claims are in the Now.
An analog would be if they were dropped in a raft in the middle of the south Atlantic. Given only the horizon, no GPS or any other navigational guides, their only direction is determined by uninformed guesses, and the opinions of those who are just as lost with them.
They will go wherever the winds blow them, or what ever advice they get from someone who convinces them that they are an authority.
Biden is evil and corrupt and will bend things to benefit him and his sponsor/clients. Like professors and actors who pretend to be authorities with strong opinions, journalists will be attracted to them and their opinions regardless of the content or what inspired the opinions.
Since they don't know where they are, they don't have any way to test the veracity of the statements. When in a bubble of other fellow believers, and trained since youth that any other opinion, regardless of facts or support are wrong, they are thrown into a spiritual crisis when the facts don't support the claims.
So Biden, comes out and says "facts don't matter" because his "truths" are all that matter.
This is how you get a cult and end up dead in the tropic sun.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 07:09 AM (lD3vL)
So this does have a happy ending?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 19, 2019 07:11 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 07:12 AM (I5SAg)
By extension, it follows that the next logical step is to completely remove the television from the house. If they are liars and manipulators in their "news", then they are not saints and benevolent in their other programming.
They even managed to corrupt sports.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 07:12 AM (lD3vL)
butt-ugly, no-talent, little-watched cable t.v. "comedian," but I too
want to see the U.S. economy tank and millions of people suffer so that
orangemanbad has less chance of being re-elected. Because I'm so woke
and compassionate!
Posted by: Bill Maher"
What is truly painful is watching your lemmings, 90% of who are at the edge of financial disaster anyway, cheer when you wish for recession. It almost make me want one too for their edification . Except I will be expected to pick up the tab for them.
Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2019 07:12 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 07:13 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 07:12 AM (I5SAg)
-
Re: truth vs facts
There was an interesting link posted to that recently.
(digs around in bookmarks and browser history)
(deletes some browser history)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 19, 2019 07:14 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 19, 2019 07:14 AM (Ltv6g)
It may have been framed that way, but Origins cannot be proven through science because there is no way to test. The Big Bang is not reproducable.
All combatants in the Origins debate have the same evidence. It is the underlying assumptions that guide the explanations of the evidence.
For example, everyone can see the Grand Canyon and see evidence of millions of dead things, buried rapidly in mud layers all over the earth. The Creationist says "Great Flood" guided by the eye-witness narrative of Scriptures. The Evolutionist says billions of years and that enough water had to run one mile uphill long enough to erode a mile deep trench. So where does the water come from (because that amount isn't evident today). What caused the Kaibob uplift (because what explains the rise in elevation). Evolutionists must insert all kinds of imaginative miracles to overcome objections to their explanation.
None of the imaginative miracles can be reproduced in a lab, therefore it can't be science, just good story telling. Creationists can't recreate the Flood, and don't agree on the source of all of the water, so it can't be science because it too can't be reproduced.
Again, everyone has the same evidence, there is just a myriad of different explanations based on unverifiable and untestable assumptions.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 07:21 AM (lD3vL)
Because Mom, Dad and Uncle Sam has always been there to bail them out of any jam. Look at how they whine about school loans and want someone else to make them go away. A couple decades ago, the people of that time were whining about adjustable rate mortgages and wanted someone to swoop in and save them from their own mistakes.
it is human nature to want all of the authority and none of the responsibility.
The reason why we aren't Venezuela Right Now is because of the trillions of dollars of debt piled on a rapidly inflated currency.
Few people alive know what a Recession looks like. We have buried most of the people who suffered through the Great Depression, but all can tell tales of how those survivors are remarkably frugal as a hard taught lesson that never left them.
A recession would be different in the US this time, because of the culture change through the dilution of a culture that was cooperative and high trust to a culture that is exploitative and low trust.
This time around, barred windows and guns will be the featured players in the economy, not soup kitchens and mutual benefit clubs like Shriners, Rotary and Moose.
We asked for this catastrophic failure, and we will get it good and hard.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 07:31 AM (lD3vL)
https://tinyurl.com/y4f8rd8e
I heard someone on the radio this morning asking what it was that they wanted, what was their goal. The left media is doing a great job of not "bothering" people with the origins and goals of antifa.
Of course Lenin just defined anyone not Leninist-communist as "fascists." So "antifa" is just for the advancement of global communist of the Leninist variety. I don't know if these pasty ambition-free basement losers understand that, but the organizers do.
Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 08:19 AM (nRWPy)
Art should be its own award, but no one can deny that a bit of cash gives a nice boost.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2019 10:39 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2019 10:43 PM (l9m7l)
It's not going to be compelling, is what I'm trying to say!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2019 10:46 PM (l9m7l)
McCoy about Spock.
Okay, I am feeling a lot like someone in Dark City.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2019 10:48 PM (l9m7l)
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