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#MooToo: New York University Promotes Gender Studies Paper (Of Course!) Comparing Cow Insemination to "Rape" and Milking Cows to "Sexual Abuse"

#MooToo headline from Andycanuck.

Finally. I keep saying this!


A paper currently being promoted by a New York university calls on society to consider the rampant "sexual exploitation" of dairy cows by the milk industry in order to "fully fight gendered oppression."

Specifically, the author compares cattle insemination to "rape" and the milking of cows to "sexual abuse."

Titled "Readying the Rape Rack: Feminism and the Exploitation of Non-Human Reproductive Systems," the paper was published Friday in a journal called Dissenting Voices, which is published and edited by the Women's and Gender Studies program at the College at Brockport State University of New York.

The published piece aims at discussing the "sexual exploitation of non-human bodies, specifically dairy cows." The author notes that "as a vegan and animal rights activist," she feels compelled to reveal the "feminist aspects of animal agriculture," a topic she says is unfortunately "under-researched," but is nonetheless important because "the same way women's health has been at stake for years, a dairy cow’s reproductive system has been poked and prodded."

According to the publication, "the dairy industry is a host for sex-based discrimination," and a "site where sexual assault and objectification based on biological makeup are highly prevalent but ignored as we choose to neglect non- humans with whom we share a planet."

Via Tim Pool, who finds this so absurd he suspects it's another Pluckrose/Bogossian Hoax (those people who got the "Rape Culture in Dog Parks" and "Fat Bodybuilding" articles published).

And sure, that's a possibility -- but.

But...

This stuff gets published all the time. That's why it was so easy to hoax them with nonsense -- because their actual stock in trade is nonsense:







"Autoethnography" means a self-reported ethnographic study of one (1) subject, yourself. This is a jumped-up way to say, "they kept a diary about things they thought and felt, and then published a 'scholarly paper' about their diary entries."

A "feminist ethnography" is pretty much the same thing -- by definition, an "ethnography" implies a study of a whole culture, but in the real world, they mean the study of a micro-culture, and by micro they mean really micro -- like "this is an ethnography of me and and my three female roommates watching The Bachelorette."

And I'm not making that up. That was a real paper. Someone was awarded a Ph.D. in Gender Studies for that breakthrough in Reality TV Research.

This research paper is an investigation into this thing called "Twitter," and what "links" are:



This paper argues that "transracialism," the insistence that you are, despite your DNA and physical traits, a different race that what you "present" as, is every bit as real as "transgenderism."

Now, I know you guys are like: Yes, that tracks. They're each just as "real" as the other.

But xhe means they're both equally real and Totally Not Delusional.



So yeah, I get Tim Pool's feeling that this must be a joke, but anyone who follows @RealPeerReview understands that these jokes are actually intended to be taken seriously.

Trump Rally:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:11 PM




Comments

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1 The Stupid, it burns!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:12 PM (n/paf)

2 Oh and Foist!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (n/paf)

3 If you can't tell if it's real or satire, the field has a problem.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

4 #HandsOffMyTeats

Posted by: Cows at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (DuZls)

5 NO, just no.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (3H9h1)

6

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

7 I am Italian apparently! Just don't call me Fred0!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:13 PM (n/paf)

8 Udders for a change, not boobs

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 15, 2019 07:14 PM (CAJL/)

9 Isn't honey just as bad, what with bees raping flowers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 15, 2019 07:14 PM (II6Oo)

10 Damn, I knew it was too good to last.

Posted by: Secretariat at August 15, 2019 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

11 Is that a milk-bottle in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: A Randy Cow Who Talks Like Mae West at August 15, 2019 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

12 Max Boot, Tom Nichols & Bill Kristol approve.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2019 07:15 PM (wiXsO)

13 Am I the first one to say tha is udderly ridiculous?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 15, 2019 07:15 PM (II6Oo)

14 Check Your Calcium

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:15 PM (uEbPt)

15 Saw a PITA billboard with a dairy cow on it; "Not your Mother, not your milk"

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 15, 2019 07:15 PM (CAJL/)

16 They can take a lot of words to not say shit.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:15 PM (DuZls)

17 and objectification based on biological makeup


OK, sweetcheeks. Here are the tools. Go try to inseminate that bull over there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)

18 Udder nonsense.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2019 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

19 Yikes! This this is the reason to move well away from any University.

This person is teaching and publishing not to long ago they would have been wearing a hug me shirt and bouncing their head on a padded wall.

Posted by: Big V at August 15, 2019 07:16 PM (xV6Pj)

20 "Autoethnography" means a self-reported ethnographic study of one (1) subject, yourself

sooo... Dreams From My Father by Barack H. Obama, then

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 15, 2019 07:16 PM (/Ioag)

21 They don't want you milking cows but light up buildings to celebrate abortion. So glad I share a planet with them.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:17 PM (uEbPt)

22 All this time we've allowed farmers to get their jollies groping these poor cows!

Sick.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:17 PM (DuZls)

23 The study was sponsored by Mooooooove On.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:17 PM (uEbPt)

24 Now what do we do with the culture and traditions of our new Middle East neighbors?

Call them out for goat rape?

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:17 PM (lD3vL)

25 Titled "Readying the Rape Rack: Feminism and the Exploitation of Non-Human Reproductive Systems," the paper was published Friday in a journal called Dissenting Voices, which is published and edited by the Women's and Gender Studies program at the College at Brockport State University of New York
a deranged loner of indeterminate chromosomes living in a van down by the river.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (6eEQ+)

26 I'll hoof what she's calving.

Posted by: When Harry Met Bessie at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

27 Beyond the pail.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

28 sooo... Dreams From My Father by Barack H. Obama, then

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 15, 2019 07:16 PM (/Ioag)

Nope. I wrote that.

Posted by: William Ayers at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (uEbPt)

29

Stop being so Bossy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (aKsyK)

30 Mmmmm rapey cheese!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (n/paf)

31 Few things are black and white, except Holstein. Holsteins are black and white.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (II6Oo)

32 Is just straight fucking cows now wrong?


#IsThisStillAmerica?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 15, 2019 07:18 PM (P1AAi)

33 24
The way cows just stand there with their udders hanging out, that just screams consent.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

Ah, yes, dairy decolletage.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

34 Now what do we do with the culture and traditions of our new Middle East neighbors?

Call them out for goat rape?

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:17 PM (lD3vL)
---
You White Supremacist--that's culture!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (DuZls)

35 I thought the Left and the cucks had forbidden Trump from having white supremacy rallies. Oh noes!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (1c/f0)

36 Mr Moo Moo strongly disagrees...

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (yhf6w)

37 How now brown cow?

Posted by: Farmer Perv at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (DuZls)

38 Sacre vache!

Posted by: Un Francais qui es etonne at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

39 There was a calf just born looks exactly like Gene Simmons. It's a sign or sumtin

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (CAJL/)

40 I thought the Left and the cucks had forbidden Trump from having white supremacy rallies. Oh noes!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 15, 2019 07:19 PM (1c/f0)
---
25th amendment.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

41 Libs: Worried about sexual exploitation of cows

Also Libs: Every country in the Middle East is wonderful except Israel

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

42 The authors have a point.

Posted by: Equus at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (6eEQ+)

43 If you can't tell if it's real or satire, the field has a problem.

I think this is a classic example of Poe's Law.

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (lD3vL)

44 Milk: The Other White Supremacy

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

45 We should get rid of universities and colleges. They hold no value anymore beyond STEM courses.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 15, 2019 07:20 PM (ltuaO)

46 Academia's a scam.

Stop pouring public money into it and it'll straighten out fast.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

47 Fact is I kinda like being milked.

Posted by: The cow at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

48
What this bullshit is really aboot is the Leftist-Fascists training us to believe there is Nothing we can do without their permission and or approval.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (XBxjk)

49 Your honor, I swear, I thought she was two!!!

Posted by: guy caught molesting a calf at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

50 Well, yeah all that about cows makes total sense ... but we also murder and eat them by the millions, so milking them is probably pretty far down the list of cowkind's grievances against mankind.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 15, 2019 07:22 PM (dYe5S)

51 50
Fact is I kinda like being milked.

Posted by: The cow

I'm sure the Barry White soundtrack helps.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

52 Milk? Cheese?


I love them.
LOLGFY.

Posted by: JAS at August 15, 2019 07:22 PM (I5SAg)

53

Dammit I'm linking this again:

Pink Panther theme on Cellos, outside. It's cool shit, yo.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:22 PM (XBxjk)

54 I have teats. Could you milk me, Greg?

Posted by: a stern older male cow at August 15, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

55 NYU is a public university, correct?

Funded by tax dollars.

Sweet Heyzoos.


Hope you all have your plan together. Soon. Sooner than originally thought.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

56 Elsie The Cow funded that "study," didn't she?

Doesn't sound very contented to me...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (HaL55)

57 If cows don't get milked, they get mestitus.

Posted by: JAS at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (I5SAg)

58 Okay, I'm done.

After dinner, I'll be sitting in my car with the engine running, in the garage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

59 >>>Dammit I'm linking this again:

Pink Panther theme on Cellos, outside. It's cool shit, yo.

...

you're not linking anything buddy

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

60
oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRIIO408ats

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (XBxjk)

61

Today I identify as an Othersphinctered Filipina Rutabaga.

Still debating about tomorrow. It's Friday, so...

RESPECT AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY LIFE!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (UFLLM)

62 Uhhhhh. Just gonna leave this here.

NEWS from the @WSJWH team: President Trump has repeatedly talked to advisers about the possibility of the U.S. buying Greenland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Algore has invested heavily in some "meat replacement" industry. I have to assume he's lobbying and knows something.

Posted by: dagny at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (nRWPy)

64 It really is a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

65 milking them is probably pretty far down the list of cowkind's grievances against mankind


We're okay with the heated barns, oats in a trough, and lack of predators, though.

Posted by: The Cows at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

66 Specifically, the author compares cattle insemination to "rape"

So what is cattle version of The Paolo ?

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL)

67 What are the chances anyone at that NY university has ever seen a cow close up?

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BbGew)

68 And yet the cows would vote for fences, walls, closed borders, and physical removal of invaders.

Posted by:
honk
honk
honk honk at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (QwmrN)

69 *squirt*

Posted by: Ferdinand at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

70 You know how they practice safe sex in the dairy state of Wisconsin?

They put big x's on the cows that kick.

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BZ4am)

71 Perhaps Cow Insemination papers will be the Jump-The-Shark moment for radical gender studies nonsense.

Ah, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (xptlg)

72 What this bullshit is really aboot is the Leftist-Fascists training us to believe there is Nothing we can do without their permission and or approval.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (XBxjk)
---
Really? Cause I think it's an accelerating reaction against imperfection, i.e. reality.

Almost like: If Homo Sapiens were really the "superior" species--the "intelligent" species--we would have refused to live, if it took exploiting animals.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (DuZls)

73 >>>NEWS from the @WSJWH team: President Trump has repeatedly talked to advisers about the possibility of the U.S. buying Greenland.


I'm going to make it the worlds hugest, most luxurious cold-weather golf course.

Posted by: Trump at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

74 I do some consulting work for a company in the dairy insemination field. They are very sexist - they use a technology to sort sperm to make sure that 90% of the calves are female.

P.S. If the moron in Texas that was looking for work earlier feels up to it, there's always a need for guys to put on helmet and body armor and hold the artificial vagina.

Posted by: motionview at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (pYQR/)

75 If I understand the term correctly, "autoethnography" describes Michelle Obama's master's thesis.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (i/wJA)

76 71
What are the chances anyone at that NY university has ever seen a cow close up?

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BbGew)

Close to 100%. Joy Behar did one of their Commencement Speeches.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (uEbPt)

77 After dinner, I'll be sitting in my car with the engine running, in the garage.

Kind of loses the drama when the car is a Tesla.

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (lD3vL)

78 Rev. Johnson:
Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our
beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted,
people stampeded, and cattle raped.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (xiOrX)

79 I wrote a parody paper for my kid while he was in college, I couldn't help it the material was so stupid. They published it.

Posted by: dagny at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (nRWPy)

80 Dammit I'm linking this again:



Pink Panther theme on Cellos, outside. It's cool shit, yo.
Heh, fail.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (9t0Zz)

81 Vegetables, it's what my food eats.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (n/paf)

82 How much they asking for Greenland? horde gofundme?

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 15, 2019 07:26 PM (WhTSP)

83 she's got a rump that won't quit....!

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2019 07:26 PM (PbpT7)

84 Specifically, the author compares cattle insemination to "rape"

So what is cattle version of The Paolo ?
Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL)


240V Turkey Baster.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2019 07:26 PM (1g7ch)

85 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2019 07:26 PM (PbpT7)

86 If cows don't get milked, they get mestitus.
Posted by: JAS at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (I5SAg)
---
"I'd like to milk you now, if that's okay" -- Positive consent for farm animals.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (DuZls)

87
Really? Cause I think it's an accelerating reaction against imperfection, i.e. reality.

Almost like: If Homo Sapiens were really the "superior" species--the "intelligent" species--we would have refused to live, if it took exploiting animals.

Posted by: Axeman

You really believe the Left gives a shit about cows?
This is about YOUR behavior. This is about You doing Something the Left decided was not okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (XBxjk)

88 A lot of these leftist womyn are cows who need to be "milked" in some way. They would be doing something for society that way at least.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (ujg0T)

89 Shh! Nobody tell the rad-fems that these practices are called animal 'Husbandry".

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (xptlg)

90 The Conservative Case for Banning Cow Tipping . . .

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (wZ9cV)

91 After dinner, I'll be sitting in my car with the engine running, in the garage.

Kind of loses the drama when the car is a Tesla.

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (lD3vL)

Yes but think of the agony of having to decide if you really want to recharge the battery and contribute to the rape of Mother Earf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

92
Heh, fail.

Posted by: bonhomme


Indeed, ol' chum.
I have certainly lost a step.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (XBxjk)

93 So the milk from contented cows thing was a lie?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)

94 76 What this bullshit is really aboot is the Leftist-Fascists training us to believe there is Nothing we can do without their permission and or approval.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:21 PM (XBxjk)
---
Really? Cause I think it's an accelerating reaction against imperfection, i.e. reality.

Almost like: If Homo Sapiens were really the "superior" species--the "intelligent" species--we would have refused to live, if it took exploiting animals.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:25 PM (DuZls)


Embrace the word AND

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (ujg0T)

95

AC/DC, Thunderstick, as the music at the Trump rally.


Outstanding.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

96 Check out Weasel Zippers for knife attack on Israeli cops...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (1g7ch)

97 Trump: "I'm going to make it the worlds hugest, most luxurious cold-weather golf course."

Naturally everyone must bring his own blue balls.

Posted by: Trump, Jr. at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (6eEQ+)

98

Black Angus Matters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

99 Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Posted by: Farmhand with a pail of milk and intimidating visible erection at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

100 You don't even want to know what goes on in a petting zoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (Mouru)

101

Rape Rack?

Posted by: Billy Cliton at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (UFLLM)

102 So the "anti-meat" shit has been taken up a notch in the last month.

Why is that? There must be a policy/bill/lobby wanting to do something to ranchers and dairys?

It's weird how it's exploded recently, from normal loon to top loon.

Posted by: dagny at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (nRWPy)

103 "I'd like to milk you now, if that's okay" -- Positive consent for farm animals.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (DuZls)

I'll need your hoofprint on all three of these forms! Just step here, and here, and here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (BiNEL)

104 I'm a gonna' have to have two (TWO) steaks tomorrow.

And Bourbon.

Lots and lots of Bourbon.

Weed if someone will deliver. Stay for dinner, we're having beef.

Geeze this shit gives me a headache.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (3H9h1)

105 You really believe the Left gives a shit about cows?

No, this is vegan "thought leaders" attempt #5,987,645,112 to get everyone else to think and eat like them.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (9t0Zz)

106 PDT taking stage

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 07:30 PM (786Ro)

107 Trump on stage.

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2019 07:30 PM (BZ4am)

108 Hey everybody.

Ah geez, once again this place needs some levity.
Here's a little Stairway To Heaven for everybody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRhQFST0VrI

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 15, 2019 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

109 97
So the milk from contented cows thing was a lie?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

I had dreams. I wanted to be a dancer!

Posted by: Bossie the Cow at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

110 109 You really believe the Left gives a shit about cows?

No, this is vegan "thought leaders" attempt #5,987,645,112 to get everyone else to think and eat like them.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (9t0Zz)


They want us to eat like we live under Pol Pot, then they want to impose that kind of rule upon us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (ujg0T)

111 Ace,
I was away. Sorry if I overstepped.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (pw+jk)

112 106 So the "anti-meat" shit has been taken up a notch in the last month.

Why is that? There must be a policy/bill/lobby wanting to do something to ranchers and dairys?

It's weird how it's exploded recently, from normal loon to top loon.

Posted by: dagny at August 15, 2019 07:29 PM (nRWPy)


They're preparing us for meat taxes.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

113 The fact that anyone would write and publish a paper about these so-called issues is disturbing and shows how unserious are higher education institutions have become.

Trump is in NH. Love it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (haWye)

114 According to the publication, "the dairy industry is a host for sex-based discrimination,"


Yup. Almost all the males are castrated!

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (AMIL/)

115 Milking cows is how Brian Stelter is able to concieve offspring.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (Hucnr)

116 NEWS from the @WSJWH team: President Trump has repeatedly talked to advisers about the possibility of the U.S. buying Greenland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

Hmmm. Maybe freedom-loving Americans can move to Greenland, re-establish our representative republic, let the mainland US burn out from leftist totalitarianism, and then return to re-claim and re-build.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (i/wJA)

117
This was published on paper, right!

Anti-Tree!

Posted by: John Doesmith at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (UFLLM)

118 The WZ knife attack vid has a happy ending.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2019 07:33 PM (nDe2U)

119 So the "anti-meat" shit has been taken up a notch in the last month.
If you check any cute animal video board on Reddit, you'll find several dozen videos of cows acting like puppies, getting neck scritches, snuggling people, etc.
THAT's taking it up a notch.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2019 07:33 PM (9t0Zz)

120 Another case of Outrage by Proxy.

Its like Munchausen by Proxy, except instead of getting attention for your supposedly sick child, you get attention for being outraged on someone else's behalf.

In this case, cows.

Its a mental disease just like Munchausen syndrome IMO.

And sadly, it seems to be spreading throughout the population like a Plague.

Posted by: Don Q at August 15, 2019 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

121
I had dreams. I wanted to be a dancer!
Posted by: Bossie the Cow at August 15, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i

Talk to Cincinnati Dancing Pig - you know, the barnyard Mister Big!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2019 07:33 PM (dyaak)

122 Dear Diary,
Eat moar chikn.


Posted by: Cow at August 15, 2019 07:33 PM (l0HIT)

123 If you use your penis to inject semen into a cow, it this rape? My friend is literally shaking right now over this.

Posted by:
honk
honk
honk honk at August 15, 2019 07:34 PM (QwmrN)

124 Remember to warm your hands first or it's date-rape!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 07:34 PM (Dh1wo)

125

OK, steak every day for a week.


Someone has to do it.


Who's with me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

126
Hmmm. Maybe freedom-loving Americans can move to Greenland, re-establish our representative republic, let the mainland US burn out from leftist totalitarianism, and then return to re-claim and re-build.
Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (i/wJA)

Sell ice to the beknighted saps left behind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (dyaak)

127 You really believe the Left gives a shit about cows?
This is about YOUR behavior. This is about You doing Something the Left decided was not okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:27 PM (XBxjk)
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Right. I don't see how those two ideas contrast. Probably the whole point to the "sexual exploitation" of cows, is more fuel to the fire than men are wholly sexual exploiters.

In the end, it's about us, the "animal exploitation" is just a means to show how thoroughly horrid men are.

But at the center of it, I think what we're seeing is a rebellion from any type of imperfect convenience. Tolerating your acceptance of perfection is as well something they can't tolerate, so they'll need power over you.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls)

128 we're NEVER going to reach "peak stupid", are we?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (AYznT)

129 Had no idea a Trump rally was scheduled

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (BbGew)

130 PDT says "turning around the ship."

Cuckshed hardest hit.

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (786Ro)

131 Munchhousen.
when you eat yourself out of house and home.
you're welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (l0HIT)

132 You can tell that not a single paper presented above was authored by someone who squats.

Do you even lift, bro? Your transcultural theories are inherently invalid, dude.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (Hucnr)

133 Hmmm. Maybe freedom-loving Americans can move to Greenland, re-establish our representative republic, let the mainland US burn out from leftist totalitarianism, and then return to re-claim and re-build.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2019 07:32 PM (i/wJA)
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But we'd have to keep it green!

Posted by: Progressive Equivocators Everywhere at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (DuZls)

134 Bessie the cow -- yeah, I milked 'er! OHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Cow at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

135 Taking a poll....MAGA or KAG.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (cF8AT)

136 123
So the "anti-meat" shit has been taken up a notch in the last month.

If
you check any cute animal video board on Reddit, you'll find several
dozen videos of cows acting like puppies, getting neck scritches,
snuggling people, etc.
THAT's taking it up a notch.

not gonna worry until peta starts insisting we refer to cows as "praire kittens"

Posted by: Filet o'Sea Kitten at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (sGtp+)

137 From OANN: Thirteen states sue the Trump Administration over the "public charge" rule

Of course they did.

I'm sure they have everything under control in their own deep-blue shitholes though, right? Right??{/i]

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (DU2N9)

138 She'll blow a fuse if she ever hears about race horse stud farms.

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (AMIL/)

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (DU2N9)

140 I was a particularly terrible student my entire life. Hated school with a passion. Being told what to think had zero appeal for me before I was even in 1st grade.

Now, I remember Sophomore Year of college, the first time I turned in a paper full of the largest words and most obvious thoughts I could come up with. A social sciences class. Fully of things so obvious they actually bordered on stupid. Stupider than what you can probably imagine. Totally on-subject but I mean it was honestly the dumbest stuff I could think of to write. Thoughts like: "People choose to go to places for only a couple of reasons. Either those are the places they are most comfortable interacting with, or society makes them do it."

No thought was too vapid. No assertion too tedious. I laughed with every single sentence. I honestly had the best time ever writing it. I didn't GAF.

But big words. I mean... why use a 7-letter word when a 13-letter one would do. Literal thesaurus words. There was no internet so it was just me and ol' trusty Roget.

I was soooooooo nervous waiting for that paper to come back. Beyond biting my fingernails to the nub. I didn't know if I would be called in to speak to the professor, actually. I was completely used to red pen all over my stuff and shit grades but I'd never done anything like this.

When the paper finally came back, it said only THIS on the front page:

Great Job!!! A

And with that my academic career was reborn.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

141 we're NEVER going to reach "peak stupid", are we?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (AYznT)
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They'll just build more sky.

And as I always say, we're just at basecamp.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (DuZls)

142 "China, how you doin'? They're not too happy"

lol

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (786Ro)

143 (walks away, quietly)

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (DU2N9)

144 OK, steak every day for a week.





Someone has to do it.

Who's with me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

*frantically raises hand*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (l0HIT)

145 OT:

Well, Portland is worried about a possible clash downtown on Saturday, so in advance of Saturday, they have charged five people with felonies - all of them members of the right-wing Proud Boys. The leader of the Proud Boys, Joey Gibson, is about to be charged with felony riot.

No charges against Rose City Antifa rioters, of course - the Portland cops are vaguely looking for one Antifa guy, but they don't where where he is.

Of course, the Portland cops have not arrested a single person in the beating of Andy Ngo, despite receiving numerous tips, and Ngo and another journalist were pepper sprayed and assaulted during the May Day altercation in front of an Antifa bar, which led to the felony charges being brought against the Proud Boys.

After all, the Rose City Antifa people wear masks, so it's haaard for the cops to find them. Whaddya going to do after all?

Considering that videos show that Antifa starts about 95% of the trouble at these Portland demonstrations, this is selective prosecution, pure and simple.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (I2/tG)

146
133 Had no idea a Trump rally was scheduled
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:35 PM (BbGew)

The notice was published in Klan Talk, the white paper issued biweekly by the WH. Do try to keep up ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dyaak)

147

I am a 5th generation ranch kid.

Cattle have been bred to have an IQ slightly greater than a chicken, but less than an internet enabled toaster.

They deserve humane treatment, and respect vis a vis the stomp you to death department, but they care about getting AI'd about as much as they care about Paris Hilton's pesky anal leakage.

I note no mention of how much bulls really LIKE getting jacked off... male privilege...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (UFLLM)

148 the dairy industry is a host for sex-based discrimination,"
Sorry, the dairy industry didn't decide, milk comes from the teet. Milk makes a body strong. (t fing m)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (r+sAi)

149 If cows did not want us to drink their milk, they should not have let us evolve to be lactose tolerant into adulthood.

They gave us the opening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2019 07:39 PM (2B9A/)

150
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
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in Chelsea, MI
at August 15, 2019 07:39 PM (KCxzN)

151 So I saw this fat cow with big teats and now Miss Bessie's messy! OOHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Cow at August 15, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

152 mooooooo

Posted by: Daisy at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (Q+3xY)

153 And with that my academic career was reborn.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

LMAO. Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (l0HIT)

154

Prediction: Democrats will sue the president on the basis his rallies violate some FEC rules, and seek to STOP the rallies.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (XBxjk)

155 You can have my steak when you pry it out of my cold, dead colon!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (DuZls)

156 Can we please just get to the part where authors/professors of University-written papers, insisting that we as a society must do this or that, get told to just eff the heck off? 'Cause I'd like that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (JoUsr)

157 What goes on at horse stud farms? Is it German or something?

Posted by:
honk
honk
honk honk at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (QwmrN)

158 SUNY Brockport. So even if it isn't a joke, it is.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 15, 2019 07:40 PM (6/uwW)

159 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (n/paf)

160 It's Outback for dinner for me tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

161 they thought bunuel's "viridiana" was a documentary.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (Pg+x7)

162 There is some seriousness to the anti-meat thing. Not serious in terms of health, well being of the human race or anything that really matters.

The vegans really hate you.

Like the libs they want you to bend the knee. And forever be subjugated. And pray to Tofu.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (3H9h1)

163 This cheese tastes rapey!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (n/paf)

164 167 This cheese tastes rapey!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (n/paf)

That's the brie, it is always runny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2019 07:42 PM (2B9A/)

165 G-D please grant me one prayer. I want to meet this scrunt and embed an embryo of sanity with the length of my arm right down her throat.

People that don't know shit should not alk shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:42 PM (uOBDR)

166 Hold it, the cows are complaining?

Posted by: The Chicken at August 15, 2019 07:43 PM (xSo9G)

167
139 Taking a poll....MAGA or KAG.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:36 PM (cF8AT)


What it means is that Trump has to change his rhythm from the 4 word MAGA to the 3 word KAG.


...and I'll MAKE America SAFE again!

...and I'll MAKE America STRONG again!

... and I'll MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!


-to-

.... and I'll KEEP America SAFE!

...and I'll KEEP America STRONG!

... and I'll KEEP AMERICA GREAT!


So it is all in the hands of Trump's speechwriters.


I vote for KAG.

Progress without progressivism.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2019 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

168

Guessing these folks have never seen a cow, let alone one female mount and hump another while the bottom placidly chews cud.

How about if we give the female cows orgasms, in compensation? A giant Rabbit or Fister 3000 job? They're capable of multiple orgasms, right? Get cowgrrls to do, bovine lesbian friendly action...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 07:43 PM (UFLLM)

169 The vegans really hate you.

Like the libs they want you to bend the knee. And forever be subjugated. And pray to Tofu.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (3H9h1)
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I knew it was coming. Meat gave the strength for warriors to fight.

Throughout history, the meat-eaters prevail over the grain-eaters.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

170 Buy Greenland? What's the Wyoming National Guard doing next Tuesday? If they're not already booked, they should be more than enough for an invasion.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dYe5S)

171 How now bod cow? [snaps fingers vigorously]

Posted by: beatnik peer-reviewer at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Dh1wo)

172 Razorfist is on Crowder apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRfJoi1ogcE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (LxTcq)

173 (downtempo)
we strolled the lane togetherthere was nothing between us nowfor I was just a blue eyed lad
(up tempo)
and she was a jersey cow ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Cus5s)

174 Bitch deserved it! You should've seen what she was wearing! Nothing! Just her tits hanging out!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

175 What about MGGFO: Make Greenland Great For Once!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

176 When is the Fredo chant?

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (uEbPt)

177 I have heard it said politics is downstream of culture. Usually this means some sexual pervert billionaire funding like minded sexual weirdos or funding movies or stunts about beheading or assassinating conservative presidents. Sometimes it means straight up murder fantasies about progressive elites hunting ordinary Americans. Many progressives want to blame their behavior on Donald Trump and aver that everything will go black to normal when he is gone. But what sort of normal are they talking about. For now Donald Trump has become a stand in for the society and Christian values that progressives hate. But really its Christianity that these people hate.The behavior will not be forgotten by anyone. Instead it is likely to permanently foul political discourse. This constant cultural urination upstream from ordinary Americans will eventually lead to mass political violence.

Posted by: Punchinello at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (zOrpp)

178 Maga vs Kag....

Kag won.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)

179 Heh. So, Melissa Etheridge was raped by David Crosby?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (xSo9G)

180 MAGA
or
KAG

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)

181 30 All this time we've allowed farmers to get their jollies groping these poor cows!

Sick.
Posted by: Axeman

-----

LOL. Clearly, you've never had Bossie turn and look at you with those beautiful, big eyes after washing off her udder in the middle of winter with warm, soapy water.

She's in love I'm telling you. It was consensual contact - honest!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (Y4EXg)

182 The vegans really hate you.

Like the libs they want you to bend the knee. And forever be subjugated. And pray to Tofu.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM

The only good part. They are so sure people are bad for the Earf! that they are not reproducing. Thank you! Also the ones who push the vegan shit all get sick sooner. My wife had a friend who went vegan, decent looking gal, not overweight or anything, just went all in on the vegan thing. She is a gray skeleton now, like you wouldn't recognize her from 5 years ago. I believe God gave us resources to use wisely and protein from animals is part of that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (n/paf)

183 Trump is bringing it tonight.

Politics will never be the same when he's gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

184 Re: sidebar

So does this mean we are going to get a picture of an Ewok in a bandana, playing russian roulette for a crowd of SE asian gamblers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (2B9A/)

185 168 167 This cheese tastes rapey!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:41 PM (n/paf)

That's the brie, it is always runny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2019 07:42 PM (2B9A/)

I watched Avengers Endagme last night and hated it.

Posted by:
honk
honk
honk honk at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (QwmrN)

186 Gotta love cheeseburgers. With double bovine rape!

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (RuIsu)

187 When is the Fredo chant?
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM

Oh PLEASE make this happen!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (n/paf)

188 188 Trump is bringing it tonight.

Politics will never be the same when he's gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

The world.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (uEbPt)

189 ...and you get reparations, and you get reparations, and you get reparations...we all get reparations.

Posted by: Pliney at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (nzKWW)

190 There's reason to believe eating meat and fat triggered the growth of the human brain.
Over time veganism will make the human race get stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (II6Oo)

191 This crowd is lit.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

192 When is the Fredo chant?
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 07:44 PM

Oh PLEASE make this happen!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (n/paf)
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There was no doubt it was going to happen since Feebo went ape.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (DuZls)

193 beef cows have their calves do the milking, so is that OK with the PC tyrants?

I guess not, because then we kill and eat them, but only after providing them a very nice/short life, on welfare.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Cus5s)

194 CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS!

Trump: "Are we sure we are in New Hampshire?"

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)

195 *singing*

All the cattle are standing like statues
All the cattle are standing like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me pass by
But a little brown maverick is winking her eye...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (xPJvm)

196
I note no mention of how much bulls really LIKE getting jacked off... male privilege...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM

there's actually a room at the MSU Meat Lab for that exact purpose

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
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at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (KCxzN)

197
But that means that Bess E.'s in love, my, my

Bess E.'s in love, love, love, love

Bess E.'s in love, uh-huh

Bess E.'s in love

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM (UFLLM)

198 We need Godzilla. It's the only thing that will jolt these people out of their delusional manias.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

199 We need a photoshop video of the bully punch out, with Trump head in the red shirt and Cuomo as the bully.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (r+sAi)

200 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2019 07:26 PM (PbpT7)

--------

We're all under the weather... by definition

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (flINI)

201 Kind of fun watching the choppers and planes hitting the fire on the border*. Over 100 today, some breeze. Only able to ping the 8-inch steel plate @ 100 yds about 1 out of 5 times with the 45LC lever rifle, a bit better with .22 semi pistol.

Checked billows of smoke in the distance regularly, but we never got the order to scoot by the fire guys. Navy EOD showed up as we closed, didn't seem concerned by fire situation.

Sounds like no big news today, real or fake.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (Oq+B4)

202 Who's gonna tell the special class they can't fuck the goats?

Posted by: Pliney at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (nzKWW)

203 >>The world.

Good point.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

204 I've been working on making beef that looks and tastes exactly like broccoli, funding would push me over the top.

I've done a mango substitute made entirely out of pork butt, and most vegans can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (AXujE)

205 149
Considering that videos show that Antifa starts about 95% of the trouble at these Portland demonstrations, this is selective prosecution, pure and simple.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2019 07:38 PM (I2/tG)


Screw the "following orders" bullshit. The Portland cops have clearly chosen sides.

Oregon conservatives will have to make note of that for future reference.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

206 Steak sounds freaking great. Gonna make it this weekend. Serve with HUGE baked russets. I coat the potatoes with tons of oll and salt and bake till tender. Then wrap in aluminum foil. At dinner I cut the top open and kind of smash it open further. Bacon, cheese, sour cream, and green onions.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (Hucnr)

207 "198
We need Godzilla. It's the only thing that will jolt these people out of their delusional manias.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX"
..Alternatively, a few million normals rolling up their sleeves and donning their colanders can - and most likely will - get it done.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (67XdO)

208 #190 I don't feel like looking for it (it might have been linked at Blazing Cat Fur blog within the past two weeks) but I saw a headline and a precis that said going vegan causes a 10-point drop in I.Q.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (Dh1wo)

209 A thought just hit me: An enthusiastic rally in the distant aftermath of El Paso will be said to be "almost a celebration of the killing".

It's like we don't care how many people White Supremacists (TM) kill.

I believe they'll say something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

210 There was no doubt it was going to happen since Feebo went ape.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:47 PM

Not watching, are they doing a Fredo chant? O

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (n/paf)

211 Did Trump win NH in the last election?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (+0VWg)

212 Oregon conservatives will have to make note of that for future reference.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
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Portland Cops are GOING ON THE LIST!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

213 So. Much. Crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (rBtIz)

214 Bovine Feminism: Milking a Cisnormative Meme for the Lactate Intolerant.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (hKi6n)

215 Not watching, are they doing a Fredo chant? O

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (n/paf)

Haven't heard that...yet.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (cF8AT)

216 Vegans don't hate everyone, but they do hate manly Men.

Which is why Red Meat is the Debil!

Red Meat is a building block of testosterone, the thing that makes Men, Men.

Therefore, it must be done away with.

Posted by: Don Q at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

217 We need Godzilla. It's the only thing that will jolt these people out of their delusional manias.


History shows again and again
How Nature points out the folly of Man

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (786Ro)

218 Bulls are so lazy that they have to be electro-ejaculated.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (uOBDR)

219 Her next paper will be about Big Agriculture using bees to rape flowers.

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (AMIL/)

220

NH was stolen from Trump in 2016. Lots of fraudelent votes.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (XBxjk)

221 211 Did Trump win NH in the last election?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (+0VWg)

Lost it by less than 1%, IIRC

Posted by: Marybeth at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (4pK1/)

222 >>>Over time veganism will make the human race get stupid.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 07:46 PM (II6Oo)

Over time??? Dude, it's more like instantaneously.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (Hucnr)

223
Did Trump win NH in the last election?

--

I think it was close, Fen. But I don't think he did at the end.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (JoUsr)

224 211 Did Trump win NH in the last election?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (+0VWg)

No, he didn't.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cF8AT)

225 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace
--------

At least you aren't beefing about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM (xSo9G)

226 Oh, the *.

* there is actually sort of a border in the area in question, BP not ALL changing diapers for family units, even some physical barriers, crappy old stuff with some patching thanks to the USMC

Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2019 07:52 PM (Oq+B4)

227 I remember in the Korean horror/monster movie "the Host", one of the protagonists is really quite dim. His friends said something like "he didn't get enough protein when he was a child".

They know it...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 15, 2019 07:52 PM (AXujE)

228 Bovine Hillary will lead the cow rebellion

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 07:52 PM (II6Oo)

229 218
Bulls are so lazy that they have to be electro-ejaculated.

Not mine, although on the third go Bill sometimes has to massage their prostate.

Posted by: Mrs. Crystal at August 15, 2019 07:52 PM (UFLLM)

230 211 Did Trump win NH in the last election?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM (+0VWg)

Nope, he "lost" NH by about 2500 Massachusetts votes likely illegally cast in Durham (home of the University of New Hampshire).

Remember that Sen. Kelly Ayotte lost by around 600-votes that election as well.

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:52 PM (DU2N9)

231 Not watching, are they doing a Fredo chant? O

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:49 PM (n/paf)

Haven't heard that...yet.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:50 PM

If they do, my schadenboner would be on a two month vacation. Someone needs to text someone in the crowd and tell them to start it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM (n/paf)

232 Please milk

Posted by: Jeb! at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)

233 This subject is Prime for ridicule.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM (uOBDR)

234 Son, you've got to understand, it's not the car I want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh5jfvNOwK0

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM (ePWRo)

235 "Whether you love me or hate me ya gotta vote for me for your 401k's"

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

236 Bulls are so lazy that they have to be electro-ejaculated.

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Uhhhh. Can I get me some of that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)

237 "Whether you love me or hate me, you gotta vote for me."

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 07:54 PM (786Ro)

238 "Love me or hate me, you gotta vote for me."

Hilarious!!

Posted by: Marybeth at August 15, 2019 07:54 PM (4pK1/)

239 Thanks for the PDT link, ace.

I'm'onna watch that, need a dose of Normal & Sane in lieu of the concatenated insanity of academia.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 15, 2019 07:54 PM (XNDy+)

240 Wait until the dairy cow lady discovers how some farmers castrate lambs. (With their teeth).

What a nut job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (7bcfy)

241 Electro-ejaculation!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (hKi6n)

242 Is a milk moustache the bovine equivalent of a dirty Sanchez??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (Dh1wo)

243 Caca LA Vaca

Posted by: Bovine Hillary at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

244 She was shimmying, doing the New York Strip. I had an eye on her rump. So I lifted her skirt and went for the loin.

"Sir loin", she joshed, as I T-boned her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (fuK7c)

245 Fredo chant should come soon

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (BZ4am)

246 See, it's going to be like this. They'll see the rally and think of how they didn't want to see something like this after El Paso. And then because they thought maybe there was a chance that they wouldn't see Trump at his rallies, they will bemoan the actual circumstance that didn't come true.

And then, it MUST be bad. They didn't want it, so it MUST be bad--there must be something so wrong about this rally, something twisted and horrible and Satanic, and then they'll look at the happy, enthusiastic faces, and they'll decide the twisted part is not only does this "look like" a Nazi rally, but it almost looks like they're celebrating El Paso--or at least don't care (because they did not swear off rallies as a result of killing).

They couldn't twist it how they wanted, and get what they wanted, so now they are going to AMP TF UP the rhetoric of how horrible Trump supporters are.

Anyway, that's my scenario.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

247 We're all under the weather... by definition
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 15, 2019 07:48 PM

A weather machine? I knew it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (Q+3xY)

248
Son, you've got to understand, it's not the car I want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh5jfvNOwK0

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 07:53 PM

hotter than a $2 pistol?

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (KCxzN)

249 "We've had the best numbers we've ever had for UE...let's vote for Fauxahantus."

"That's not going to happen."

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

250 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (fuK7c)

(golf clap)

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (DU2N9)

251 And now with solar power!

Posted by: Al Gore at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (hKi6n)

252 Have any of you tried prairie oysters?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (II6Oo)

253 Ace - Jump in, don't be afraid of making a miss steak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

254 #MooToo

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (Dh1wo)

255 My laptop has a spot for that.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 15, 2019 07:56 PM (hKi6n)

256 Going vegan is deevolution, eating and cooking meat is what caused humans to grow larger brains.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (BbGew)

257 trump is a train - a love train.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Pg+x7)

258 Bandersnatch, that was painful.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Hucnr)

259 Sheesh.
Let's face it. Real academics and research is hard.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (axyOa)

260 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace
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That's rare.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

261 We are all children of the same Almighty God!

Wow. I love this guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4EXg)

262 *uck Bill. Give me my laptop back.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (hKi6n)

263 Oh NOES! Hickenlooper dropped out? That only leaves 425 people running. What will we do now? Say it aint so Looper?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (n/paf)

264 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace
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That's rare.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

Well done, Axe.

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (DU2N9)

265 Ruh roh, "We are all children of the same Almighty God".

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (ePWRo)

266 NYU. My Alma Mater, and they wonder why I don't donate anything.

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (ZqRa6)

267 The country is doomed.

Posted by: Caliban at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (QE8X6)

268 Algore has invested heavily in some "meat replacement" industry. I have to assume he's lobbying and knows something.
Posted by: dagny at August 15, 2019 07:23 PM (nRWPy)

"Don't eat meat! It causes Global Warming!!! Have some of my wonderful Beyond Meat, made from knapweed and toadstools."

Posted by: Al Gore, the whoracle at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (a72/q)

269 I think the doubtful votes in NH in 2016 were more than the margin for Hills - i.e. # of same-day registrations that never were validated by subsequent action (registering vehicle, other signs of taking NH residency) were greater than "winning" margin. Very dubious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (Oq+B4)

270 #MooToo

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LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (JoUsr)

271 Suddenly, at the critical moment, the mohel realized he'd forgotten the bris kit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2019 07:58 PM (Q+3xY)

272 Oh NOES! Hickenlooper dropped out? That only leaves 425 people running. What will we do now? Say it aint so Looper?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (n/paf)
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What will they do with the extra space in the clown car?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

273 This is the best I've seen him since the re-election started.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)

274 #MooToo


Thread winner!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (n/paf)

275 heckler....

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

276 240 Wait until the dairy cow lady discovers how some farmers castrate lambs. (With their teeth).

What a nut job.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (7bcfy)

Seriously? They bite off baby sheep balls?

Posted by:
honk
honk
honk honk at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (QwmrN)

277 The Tenderloin is in SF but you need a brucellosis vac to go there.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (uOBDR)

278 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace

Ace "Tenderloins" O'Spades

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (NiXyF)

279
NYU. My Alma Mater, and they wonder why I don't donate anything.
Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

======

UCLA, my alma mater, called me one day asking for money, and I told them exactly why they wouldn't get a dime from me. I was calm, and it sounded like the guy was taking notes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (M9ntN)

280 252
Have any of you tried prairie oysters?

They are available every branding. Not a fan.

True story: 1 gal in our area used to drink the fluid out of the nut bucket on a dare. Popular girl she was.

Posted by: Mrs. Crystal at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (UFLLM)

281 "That guy has a serious weight problem. Go home...start exercising."

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

282 That's rare.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

Well done, Axe.
Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 07:57 PM (DU2N9)
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I could try more, but I don't want to brisket.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

283 What will they do with the extra space in the clown car?
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM

Tank Abrams? Wait, there's not enough space. Maybe Kucinich?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (n/paf)

284 So this story is more important than Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy results?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (0CMdT)

285 Enough.

ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH!

The Craziness doesn't get to reach critical crackdown mass until I get my cut.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (pgXNG)

286 Beyond the pail.

Posted by: Axeman

LOL

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (FhXTo)

287 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef "

You're just ribbing us...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (6qErC)

288 Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

(tips cap)

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (DU2N9)

289 Burger King has an all new 100% meatless burger.

I asked how sales were going. Zip, we sell zip veggie burgers.

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (ePWRo)

290 I find it hard to believe that even though he owns an interest in the "Beyond Meat" or whatever it's called company, that Al Gore would be a vegan anymore than I believe his home in totally eco friendly.

He's a phony, I expect, just wanting to make a buck. There were some rumors that if the Dem convention gets brokered he might come in as the compromise candidate, but he's an old white male too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (+0VWg)

291 "That guy's got a serious weight problem... get him outta here please!"

Must've been a crazy lib heckler. Or Brian Stetler.

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (786Ro)

292 Autopsy? Did something happen to Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (fuK7c)

293 Just when you think they've hit peak stupid, they show you that the previous level was just a base camp for the real ascent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (xkSJa)

294
We watch every Trump rally. We will never see a political movement like this again in our lifetimes. 11,000 in New Hampshire and no telling how many are outside.

We need this man!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (PisyI)

295 177 - Black to Normal

Sounds like a 70s blaxploitation pic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (H5knJ)

296 Effing Fox....breaks in so Martha can tell me what I've just heard him say. F Fox.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (cF8AT)

297 Just a little good-natured ribbing.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (NiXyF)

298 I do not have any 'peers' among the left. I don not have any equals among the left. I do not have any friends among the left. The only thing about the left, which I can say with any certainty, is that it is filled with haters of GOD, America, President Trump, and me.

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (UUkQp)

299 Fat shaming! LOL

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (99Nt9)

300 You're just ribbing us...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (6qErC)
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Rib, I, you?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (DuZls)

301 he has a weight problem, he needs to go home & work out Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (BqBId)

302 Autopsy? Did something happen to Jeffrey Epstein?


Nah, they just didn't want to wait.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (xkSJa)

303 Oh NOES! Hickenlooper dropped out? That only leaves 425 people running. What will we do now? Say it aint so Looper?

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What if you gave a concession announcement and nobody noticed?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)

304 So this story is more important than Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy results?
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (0CMdT)

Barely 8PM on the east coast, son. Chill.

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (DU2N9)

305 Autopsy? Did something happen to Jeffrey Epstein?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM

He strangled himself, dedicated!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (n/paf)

306 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

I would have thought we'd have passed that haymark w-a-y back a-ways.

Posted by: Harlan at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (suaaH)

307 Fredo is a cafone.

Posted by: Don Goombah at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (5Davv)

308 I'm going to make it the worlds hugest, most luxurious cold-weather golf course.

They already make orange hi-vis balls.

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (FhXTo)

309 Oh, spare us the rib jokes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (6qErC)

310
>>>He's a phony, I expect, just wanting to make a buck. There were some rumors that if the Dem convention gets brokered he might come in as the compromise candidate, but he's an old white male too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (+0VWg)


Elmer Gantry

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ePWRo)

311
there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef "



You're just ribbing us...

--

Good. We can flank the start of the puns with that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (JoUsr)

312 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

I would have thought we'd have passed that haymark w-a-y back a-ways.
Posted by: Harlan at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (suaaH)

2008.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (NiXyF)

313 What's a hickenloper? That can't be a real name.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (II6Oo)

314 Epstein autopsy showed broken bones in his neck

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (BbGew)

315 The left is going to have a cow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (n/paf)

316 Youse guys have lost your marbling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

317 http://bit.ly/2MkdTK0
*******
New Docs Reveal Nellie Ohr Emailed Anti-Trump Smears to DOJ Top Official Lisa Holtyn During Time Ohr Worked at Fusion GPS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (BqBId)

318 Filbert @ 297- Ribbing us? Would that be for her pleasure?

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (UUkQp)

319 Good. We can flank the start of the puns with that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (JoUsr)
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I might get round to it. I might chuck it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)

320 Am I transabled if I feel I was meant to be born with a foot long dick?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (zue3W)

321 C-Span has it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (BqBId)

322
Epstein cut his belly open and strangled himself with his own bowel?

Impressive effort. 9.3.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (UFLLM)

323 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

Posted by: Harlan at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (suaaH)

Well, no. Afraid not.

Humans can be incredibly stupid when we wish to be. And far too many of us just want to be taken care of. Forever.

So long as that's the case, there will always be leftists selling them "security" at the cost of their freedom.

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (DU2N9)

324 312 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

..

Nope.

Posted by: MSM at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (MAstk)

325 Youse guys have lost your marbling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (u82oZ)
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Ouch, that's a center cut!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)

326 Stand up, Chuck!

Posted by: Joey at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (NiXyF)

327 Bulls are so lazy that they have to be electro-ejaculated.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM

Shhhhhhh ...

Posted by: Mrs. Kristol at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Q+3xY)

328 You're just ribbing us...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 15, 2019 08:00 PM (6qErC)
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Rib, I, you?
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (DuZls)

****

Sounds like a bunch of tripe to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (axyOa)

329 296 Effing Fox....breaks in so Martha can tell me what I've just heard him say. F Fox.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2019 08:01 PM (cF8AT)

YoTorquemada has it sans interruption.

Posted by: Harvey at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM (ePWRo)

330 there's a whole bunch of possible puns involving cuts of beef but I'm under the weather and can't think of them

Posted by: ace

-------------------------------

Take off your skirt and make one.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (uEbPt)

331 Thirteen states sue the Trump

Like they were coordinated somehow.

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (FhXTo)

332 I don't get it. Is that a troll site or are shitty poems getting peer-reviewed as theses?

I wrote a poem better than this when I was 15 and was banned for life from submitting to The Atlantic. 40 years later, my sister received her doctorate after back-and-forthing with the the University of F-ing Phoenix on her thesis for THREE GODDAM YEARS. ... and before you slag, she has undergrad and grad degrees from four brick n mortar unis youve heard of. Unis where they dont end sentences with prepositions.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (c7mrF)

333 Ribbing us? Would that be for her pleasure?
Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2019 08:03 PM (UUkQp)

Careful with the baby backs . . . they're real pigs.

Posted by: Joey at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (NiXyF)

334 I really should be heading to bed

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

335 Bulls are so lazy that they have to be electro-ejaculated.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2019 07:51 PM

Shhhhhhh ...
Posted by: Mrs. Kristol at August 15, 2019 08:04 PM

You should see our electric bill.

Posted by: Mr. Kristol at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (n/paf)

336 Ph.D. in Gender Studies

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500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (dmoiP)

337 This thread is headed for burnt ends.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (NiXyF)

338 Take off your skirt and make one.
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (uEbPt)
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Strip?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)

339 http://bit.ly/2MnyI7d
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Epstein's 'Pimp' and 'Groomer' Ghislaine Maxwell Spotted at In-N-Out Burger Reading Book on 'Secret Lives and Deaths of CIA Operatives'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (BqBId)

340 I don't know. She was mooing pretty loud there at the end.

Posted by: OCBill at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (df+Zi)

341 Best of the Got Milk? campaign:

Idiot is outside trying to milk a bull.

Inside, watching:

Girl: Are you going to tell him that's a boy cow?

Guy: Eh, he'll figure it out.

Posted by: Gooshy at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (R6ErC)

342 JackStraw and Deep State:

Lots of us read your links hours after you've posted them. Not all of us have lives of leisure, ya know.

Which reminds me, quit picking on the Irish, JackSauerkraut!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2019 08:07 PM (sGotD)

343 Is that electro-ejaculation amount to pulling beef?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 08:07 PM (II6Oo)

344 We hate to start a battle, but those other cows are cattle.

Posted by: Mr. Kristol at August 15, 2019 08:07 PM (n/paf)

345 This thread is headed for burnt ends.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (NiXyF)
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Got any tips?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:08 PM (DuZls)

346 I remember radical vegans saying this at least a decade ago; the iteration I heard was that milking cows was "sexual harassment."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 15, 2019 08:08 PM (nDO7M)

347 Ph.D. in Gender Studies

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500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (


****

Got that every Friday night at a roadhouse in Moscow Idaho called Ratskellers.
Gawd the 70's were great!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2019 08:08 PM (axyOa)

348 This thread is headed for burnt ends.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (NiXyF)
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Got any tips?
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:08 PM (DuZls)

With or without sauce?

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:08 PM (NiXyF)

349 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.

Ph.D. in LBGT Poetry?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

350 Hickenlooper? I hardly know 'er!

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (786Ro)

351 Lock her up!

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (BZ4am)

352 How darehe abuse cows?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (II6Oo)

353
How about pulling some pork?

Hello?

Anybody?

Posted by: Lonley Hog at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (UFLLM)

354
Lisa Mei Crowley @LisaMei62
20s
The former boss of a bartender who earlier this week filed an explosive lawsuit against CNN host Don Lemon, accusing the newsman of a strange, sexually charged assault, told Fox News he witnessed the incident and corroborated his one-time employee's claim.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (BqBId)

355 Have we milked the puns for all they're worth, or is there some cream left to skim?

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (NiXyF)

356 Well, off to pack for hiking. Be well as can be all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2019 08:10 PM (n/paf)

357 How now nood cow??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 08:10 PM (Dh1wo)

358 How now nood cow??
Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2019 08:10 PM (Dh1wo)

Well played.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2019 08:11 PM (NiXyF)

359 Oh NOES! Hickenlooper dropped out?

His mom made him.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 15, 2019 08:11 PM (Ndje9)

360 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.


Original writing for smarties by Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

361 "Every week they campaign in Iowa, our numbers go up !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 15, 2019 08:11 PM (XNDy+)

362 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.

Expose of a Sailor: My Fleet Week Fun with Helen Thomas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

363 Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)


Nice

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2019 08:13 PM (uEbPt)

364 306 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

I would have thought we'd have passed that haymark w-a-y back a-ways.
Posted by: Harlan at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (suaaH)

I'd erase this name forever if I could.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2019 08:14 PM (pgXNG)

365 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.


Being a plumber at a clothing-optional resort for busty Scandinavian Graduate Students in Queer Studies?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

366 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.
Ph.D. in LBGT Poetry?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

I don't remember exactly what the degree was in, but during a Civil proceeding when asked by the Judge what her thesis was, the plaintiff responded, "The History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America."

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2019 08:15 PM (sGotD)

367 IrishEi
She devoted the best years of her life to that? LOL.

And very sad. Glad I never met her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

368 So, when I was nursing our son, he was sexually abusing me? At one day old?


I know some women let their kids walk up and demand the boobie when they're in effing KINDERGARTEN, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

369 And very sad. Glad I never met her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:19 PM (u82oZ)
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I'd love to know where she found her primary sources!

Also note, she was in court for a name change from a female to male name. Guess she was "transitioning" too.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2019 08:22 PM (sGotD)

370 Jane D'oh

Hope your birthday was a joyous occasion that makes you smile to remember.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

371 I saw Trump today saying we need to look at the need for mental institutions. Looks like New York University just needs some staff, and , BOOM . The first one is operational.

Posted by: rld with coffee at August 15, 2019 08:27 PM (iPNcm)

372 306 Honestly, is there a limit? Is there a point where the left goes so completely nuts that they cease to exist as a rational, national voice?

I would have thought we'd have passed that haymark w-a-y back a-ways.

Posted by: Harlan at August 15, 2019 08:02 PM (suaaH)

We can't even see that in the rear-view mirror.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

373 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.
-----
Obama's Birth Certificate.

Posted by: rld with coffee at August 15, 2019 08:30 PM (iPNcm)

374 FB is censoring its pictures used on Fox news site.

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2019 08:31 PM (Y274z)

375 366 500 Quatloos to the Moron who can name a more useless thing that this.
Ph.D. in LBGT Poetry?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:09 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

I don't remember exactly what the degree was in, but during a Civil proceeding when asked by the Judge what her thesis was, the plaintiff responded, "The History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America."

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2019 08:15 PM (sGotD)

Now wait a minute. Is it illustrated?

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2019 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

376 Walking the tightrope on guns

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2019 08:33 PM (BZ4am)

377 Wait until the dairy cow lady discovers how some farmers castrate lambs. (With their teeth).

What a nut job.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 15, 2019 07:55 PM (7bcfy)

Seriously? They bite off baby sheep balls?
Posted by:
honk
honk

They cut the bottom of the scrotum and use the teeth to scrape the testicles out. When Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs was there they compared it to the 'approved' way of using rubber bands to rot them off and found that the old way is much less painful for the lamb.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2019 08:33 PM (FTPn0)

378 Is that a troll site or are shitty poems getting peer-reviewed as theses?

Yes.

Those are real peer-reviewed shitty poems, and that Twitter account finds them and puts them up for mockery.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2019 08:35 PM (6XLoz)

379 I don't get it. Is that a troll site or are shitty poems getting peer-reviewed as theses?

I wrote a poem better than this when I was 15 and was banned for life from submitting to The Atlantic. 40 years later, my sister received her doctorate after back-and-forthing with the the University of F-ing Phoenix on her thesis for THREE GODDAM YEARS. ... and before you slag, she has undergrad and grad degrees from four brick n mortar unis youve heard of. Unis where they dont end sentences with prepositions.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 15, 2019 08:05 PM (c7mrF)

Journals are a racket. Uni Libraries buy them for the shelves and they sit there, unread. More than 99 percent of journal articles are never cited again by anyone, ever, but they look just as good on the resume as a major finding.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2019 08:37 PM (FTPn0)

380 Oldcat

Totally different in Chemistry. Getting cited by others is a key measure of relevance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2019 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

381 Would be funny to reply to some Alyssa Milano tweets with #MooToo..

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 15, 2019 08:52 PM (xWtao)

382 Moooooo?

Posted by: Zoopy at August 15, 2019 09:02 PM (iREfI)

383 And for our global warming fans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-rG5iC1oU

Tell this guys wife she'll have to go back to fetching water by the bucket.
*10,000 wells.

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2019 09:06 PM (FhXTo)

384 I'm not going to jump to conclusions about the poem published by the professor (though it is crummy poetry). It's not uncommon for academic journals to leave a page or two each issue for lighter material submitted by scholars in the field, especially if it's something that can fill up the white space at the end of another article (most journals prefer to start each article on a new page).

Some of the stuff can be really good: photos taken in exotic locales, photos of birds and other blessings of nature, x-rays or electron micrographs of everyday objects; and the humor bits published in the Xmas number of the British Medical Journal are legendary (I once wrote an article on the science of shaken vs. stirred martinis--wasn't accepted).

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 15, 2019 11:43 PM (U2esv)

385 I ride horses, there are times I am accused of abusing the horse when I do ride and even slavery.I laugh and then me and the Horse who is my buddy walk away.

Posted by: obsidian at August 16, 2019 11:03 AM (7+yqP)

386 Look, ass wiped, cows are in agony if they're not milked on time, udders swell, or burst.

Concentrate on your own perversions and deal with the idiocies of your own lives.

Posted by: Country Girl at August 16, 2019 05:54 PM (xZjSg)

387 There are some really sick people in this country. I guess that is what a liberal education is all about. These nut cases just seem to crawl out of the wood work with their crazy comments. Go crawl back in to the hole you came out of.

Posted by: John Stuczynski at August 17, 2019 01:37 PM (j5QFB)

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