#HeToo: CNN Scold Don LeMon Accused of a Gross Form of Sexual Assault on a Man

In fact, I'm pretty sure that Don LeMon told me that.

So I will. And I do.

A man is suing Don Lemon, claiming the CNN host attacked him at a Hamptons bar last summer. The suit, obtained by Mediaite, was filed Sunday and seeks unspecified damages for "emotional pain and suffering."
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Later in the night, the suit says, Lemon approached Hice.
"Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says.

If that's hard to parse: he's saying LeMon played a nasty game of "Smell my finger" with him.

Hice said Lemon repeatedly shoved his finders in his face and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"
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A source close to Lemon told Mediaite that Hice demanded $1.5 million from the CNN host in exchange for not filing the suit. Lemon refused, the source said, claiming he had done nothing wrong.

Don LeMon denies the claim, and CNN is hinting that this is Just Someone With a Partisan Axe to Grind.

Funny, though: Some people said that about Dr. Blowsey, and CNN collectively hissed at such suggestions.

Why would a victim lie? they demanded to know.

So I ask that of them, in return: Why would Don LeMon's accuser lie?

Here's the syllogism:

1. Victims never lie.

2. This person claims to be a victim.

3. Because this person is a victim, and victims never lie, this person must be telling the truth about being a victim.

4. Don LeMon must be fired. All corporations advertising on CNN must be threatened with a boycott until they stop giving CNN Sexual Assault Money and stop giving a #Platform to this Sexual Assailant.

Stop Enabling Rape Culture, CNN. Stop Enabling Rape Culture, CNN advertisers.

I'll be posting a list of CNN advertisers to boycott tomorrow, with special prominence given to those Enabling Rape by #Platforming Don LeMon.

Meanwhile... Ask Siri, "How old is Chris Cuomo?"

You should ask fast, because I think they'll be adjusting the algorithm (by human intervention) soon.

Here's video of a British-accented Siri voice answering the question.

That's A Callback:

When you play with your junk
And now your fingers are all funk
That's a Lemon

From JackStraw, who gave us this gift of humor today.

65 Truly these are tacky times we're living in.
-- Deplorable Jay Guevera

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:27 PM

Comments

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1 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (h6qXw)

2 Why ask why?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (DTX3h)

3 "Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt,
put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his
genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in
Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says.[/i/]

Look, when I'm interested, I say so, I don't play around.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

5 The Barrel, she will be hungry tonight.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

6 >>>>LeMon played a nasty game of "Smell my finger" with him.

It wasn't citrus, I'm betting.

Posted by: Blanco at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (HltPS)

7 "Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says.

When you're a big star you can do that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (Mouru)

8 Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

Brilliant save!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:32 PM (Mouru)

9 So, this wasn't grampa saying pull my finger. LeMon needs fired. Victims don't lie.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 07:32 PM (BLFnH)

10 I always knew the MSM Leftards were unhinged... but they have become unhinged on steroids.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (wiXsO)

11 >>>It wasn't citrus, I'm betting.

Well, if citrus includes the musky scent of Lemon, then it was citrus, of a kind.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

12 Hice said Lemon repeatedly shoved his finders in his face and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"
_______________

Guy needs to change this part of the story. Not very believable.

Who would just sit there while some weirdo kept shoving his nasty smelly fingers in their face? Any normal person would either punch the jerk, or move to get away from him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (k4dH2)

13 My dick went numb and I was just trying to revive it.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (Mouru)

14 This news is delicious! Thanks ace, you made my week!

Squeeze Lemon dry!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

15 Thats hot.

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (QYwhK)

16 Question of the day
Pussy or dick

Im team pussy

Posted by: Frito at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (ucNdt)

17 'I Need You To Sniff It!'

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (IVoO9)

18 If he is a man, he will taste like a man!

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

19 Take it from me. The smell of Don's dick cheese could peel paint at 20 yards. This guy's nose hair probably hasn't grown back yet.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (9taFn)

20 Don the Lemon, "excuse me while I whip this out!!!"

Patrons, "No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (AWqtp)

21 Lemon-y Sniffers A Series of Unfortunate Lawsuits

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (786Ro)

22 Ask Siri, "How old is Chris Cuomo?"

You should ask fast, because I think they'll be adjusting the algorithm (by human intervention) soon.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

23 Conservative and Trump-friendly media have a sacred duty to scream this story over and over again off of the highest rooftops, at full volume.

Let's turn Lemon into the next Weinstein.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)

24 Squeeze my lemon
Til the juice run down my leg....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (tY4MP)

25 I heard that Don Lemon is coming out with a full line of smegma-scented candles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)

26 "Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says.

I wouldn't call that "sexual assault". The guy should have knocked Lemon's teeth out. But since he didn't, that's his problem. This suit is pretty sad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (nmtEZ)

27 I almost melted.

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (QYwhK)

28 First Fredo, now Don Corlemon

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (786Ro)

29 Sexual harassment is only for girls. That homo shit has an exemption I'm told.

Posted by: ck at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (GXRoa)

30 Is the #Me Too era over?

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (BbGew)

31 Jason Johnson compares George W. Bush to FREDO Corleone on Hardball with Chris Matthews:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bdq9wr

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (wiXsO)

32 When you play with your junk
And now your fingers are all funk
That's a Lemon

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

33 People have to decide whether typical gay promiscuous behavior is a feature or a bug. Preferably before they continue to teach it to our kids.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (mk9aG)

34 Well, I have no trouble whatsoever believing this story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

35 Squeeze my Lemon til the juice runs down my leg

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ucNdt)

36 'You like Fromunda Cheese?'

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (IVoO9)

37 Smegma scented candles?

Rimmer!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (AWqtp)

38 can't wait for Don LeMon's new album, Smell the Glove

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

39 Don Lemon's performance of Smell the Glove.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (DuZls)

40 When you play with your junk
And now your fingers are all funk
That's a Lemon

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (dUJdY)

41 Real news would be: "Don Lemon went for a night out, and did NOT frottage anybody." THAT would be news.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (mk9aG)

42 *giggle *

Posted by: The Clintons at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (oS0xz)

43 Wonder if Lemon and Fredo shake hands each day.

Posted by: Doggfish at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (KvA9R)

44 Hey Don lets see if we can turn your lemon into a popsicle stick.

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (QYwhK)

45 Anyone catch that bar address ?

Posted by: Shep at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (u9rfO)

46 filed Sunday and seeks unspecified damages for "emotional pain and suffering."

lemon was a brute.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (aS1PU)

47 Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says

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Take the zest of one lemon...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

48

I'm ready to testify before Congress about Don LeMon's rapefest.

Posted by: Dr Cristine Blasey-Ford at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

49
Guy needs to change this part of the story. Not very believable.

Who would just sit there while some weirdo kept shoving his nasty smelly fingers in their face? Any normal person would either punch the jerk, or move to get away from him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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We know one thing about the accuser, because no straight man would tell such a story on himself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (M9ntN)

50 Sexual harassment is only for girls. That homo shit has an exemption I'm told.
Posted by: ck at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (GXRoa)
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I'm told that too.

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (DuZls)

51 CNN is Rape Culture!!!

Say, remember all that shrieking about the campus rape epidemic.

Seems it's stopped. Huh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

52 Just a finger? Normally Don uses the whole fist. (So I hear ...)

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (3JbJY)

53 Sorry 24
Not the first time Ive ripped somebody off

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (ucNdt)

54 give me two fingers with a lemon twist

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (+8+gB)

55 CNN -> Cuomo's Nattering Nads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (AWqtp)

56 if you really wanna make Don mad tell him his dick's name is Fredo.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (9taFn)

57 An anagram for Don Lemon is Neon Mold.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (tY4MP)

58
I wouldn't call that "sexual assault". The guy should have knocked Lemon's teeth out. But since he didn't, that's his problem. This suit is pretty sad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

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It's a gay drama queen looking for attention.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (M9ntN)

59 That's not Lemon juice!

No, wait, it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

60 "Does this smell like cheese to you?"

Posted by: Don Le Mon at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (Mouru)

61 Don Lemon walked down the street, past the library with the drag queen readings for kids, past the elementary school where kids are taught to become gender XYZ, past Epstein's sex apartment, went into a bar and grabbed somebody's junk.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (mk9aG)

62 52 Just a finger? Normally Don uses the whole fist. (So I hear ...)
Posted by: Kingsnake at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (3JbJY)

1/2 golf clap

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (+8+gB)

63
Small bitter fruit evidently has hands...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)

64 >>>It's a gay drama queen looking for attention.

why do you assume he's lying?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

65 Truly these are tacky times we're living in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

66 Always carry hand sanitizer spray next to your pepper spray for situations like these.

Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for injuries at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (9otA1)

67 62 52 Just a finger? Normally Don uses the whole fist. (So I hear ...)
Posted by: Kingsnake at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (3JbJY)

1/2 golf clap
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (+8+gB)

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*bow*

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (3JbJY)

68 An anagram for Don Lemon is Neon Mold.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:39 PM (tY4MP)

Thank you for that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

69 I don't care if it's true, I just like this asshole being humiliated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

70 "If that's hard to parse: he's saying LeMon played a nasty game of 'Smell my finger' with him."

Could have been much worse.

He could have shoved his hand down the back of his shorts.

Posted by: Alex at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (vshng)

71 I could very well imagine Don LeMon to be rather predatory.

Didn't he grab someone's boob on TV?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

72 >>Stop Enabling Rape Culture, CNN. Stop Enabling Rape Culture, CNN advertisers.

If LeMON is not immediately disavowed by his employer and colleagues then they are all RAPE APOLOGISTS.

Hey, not my rules, this is what Amanda Marcotte has been lecturing to us.

Dang, Alinsky #4 is fun!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (bDqIh)

73 When an obnoxious fruit
Sticks his junk in your snoot

That's a Lemon

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (tY4MP)

74 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (q1Pj5)

75 With apologies to 7

When you're a big star, they'll let you grab them by the ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

76 It's a gay drama queen looking for attention.

Which one?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

77 Why would Siri not report the age of Chris Cuomo?

He's 49.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (+0VWg)

78

"Squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg - - oh wait, never mind!"

- - Page, Plant, Jones, Bonham

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

79 Didn't he grab someone's boob on TV?
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

I'd have more respect for him if he did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (Mouru)

80 Hice said Lemon repeatedly shoved his [fingers] in his face

Repeatedly? Hice was asking for it after the second time.

and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"

Luckily, LeMon is a little bit of both.

If Hice were gay then he would have wanted "Ass" to be one of the choices, too - you can never know if you're talking to a top or a bottom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (nmtEZ)

81 > if you really wanna make Don mad tell him his dick's name is Fredo.

I'm guessing more of a Danny DeVito here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (tY4MP)

82 Sack Harbor

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (786Ro)

83 Thanks for the Siri heads-up. LMAO!!!

Posted by: Locke Common at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (NanIO)

84 As you know, I was at Spacey's victory party, and he confided in me: "Don Lemon is a pervert!"

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (mk9aG)

85 I think we should mail some of this to Don LeMon

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5em6jad

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (7bcfy)

86 Is Don ready for prison food??
https://tinyurl.com/y42djbpf

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (Dh1wo)

87 74 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (q1Pj5)

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Judging by the floors surrounding the urinals I stand at, this statement rates as FALSE.

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (3JbJY)

88 did you eat all three subs?

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (gOcqq)

89 Don Lemon just announced that he'll devote the rest of his career to bringing down the NRA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (Mouru)

90 79 Didn't he grab someone's boob on TV?
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

Some gay fashion designer grabbed Scarlet Johansson's rack on TV. Everyone laughed it off, because gay. I contemplated some new strategies.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

91 Well, at least we all know that Don LeMon never gets drunk in public -- he's got that going for him.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (DlT8P)

92 77 Why would Siri not report the age of Chris Cuomo?

He's 49.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (+0VWg)

She reports it alright...."Fredo Cuomo is 49". No really...she says that.

With a bio & pic too that reads....'FREDO CUOMO"

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

93 Yeah, hi and welcome, Jeff. Say, Ron Brown, Seth Rich and me got a card game going if you're ever interested. See you around.
Jews bunk down the hall, by the way.

Posted by: Vince Foster at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (oS0xz)

94 Moral of the story-Never shake hands with Don Lehmon.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (wiXsO)

95 21 Lemon-y Sniffers A Series of Unfortunate Lawsuits

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (786Ro)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (kQs4Y)

96 I'm sorry, a guy who sues for emotional pain and suffering after being bullied by the manly Don LeMon is a ... what's the word?

Faggot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (fuK7c)

97 Why would Siri not report the age of Chris Cuomo?

He's 49.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (+0VWg)

https://youtu.be/tZuAfjP2sgI

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

98 36
'You like Fromunda Cheese?'

Lol, I haven't heard that in 30 years. Originally from Chicago?

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (K22Va)

99 Did Mr. Lemon use Fresh Balls Lotion?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (q1Pj5)

100 Wait. Doesn't everyone keep their change in their foreskin?

Posted by: Don Le Mon at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

101 Man this joint stinks.

Posted by: Guy fingerslammed by Don Lemon at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (u9rfO)

102 I woulda knocked that fucker in to next week.

I wonder, what would Fredo do ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (M+Lyo)

103 Judging by the floors surrounding the urinals I stand at, this statement rates as FALSE.

Posted by: Kingsnake
Right. Some of them look like the customers tied their willies to a weed whacker.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

104 i put up a screen grab of Siri's answer to the Chris Cuomo question.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

105 Lemon tree, very pretty, and the flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

106 weird to think that JGHG was an anti-WWII movie, right? Trying to keep america from entering the war.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (JziUy)
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That Dalton Trumbo. He liked him some Hitler!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

107

Spartacus, do you prefer oysters or snails?

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (UFLLM)

108 "Some gay fashion designer grabbed Scarlet Johansson's rack on TV." He Honked That Puppy! Can't blame him. She probably has never looked better than at that moment.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (mk9aG)

109
why do you assume he's lying?
Posted by: ace a

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Actually, wait. Maybe not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (M9ntN)

110 You get a little Fredo sauce in your lemon juice and you have one special CNN cock-tail.

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (QYwhK)

111 74 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (q1Pj5)

Give or take 10% for the lefties.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (48RE5)

112 That Siri thing is hilarious. 'Course, I had to actually switch to my Mac and type the question... Siri has a hard time recognizing "Chris Cuomo" and wanted "Cris Como". It has to be "Chris Cuomo" to work.

But it's high-larious!

Posted by: Vanceone at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (KbgjX)

113 That's just gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

114 This story would have the makings of a Zappa song, if he were still alive.

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (oS0xz)

115 Gee, your dick smells terrific!
Joe Biden to Don Lemon

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (9taFn)

116 The Trump Curse -- it's real ... and it's spectacular!

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (DlT8P)

117 >>>101 Man this joint stinks.
Posted by: Guy fingerslammed by Don Lemon a

lol

good pun

you don't usually see puns involving hogs and ballsweat.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

118
Don Lemon just announced that he'll devote the rest of his career to bringing down the NRA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

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Well, I guess the old "I now announce that I'm a gay man" won't work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (M9ntN)

119 Ah, it's the Reverse Dirty Sanchez. That is pretty gross.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (owkQl)

120 Dang, Ace stomped my comment before I made it! Ewoks work fast.

Posted by: Vanceone at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (KbgjX)

121 Fire island (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend a funky funky weekend.....

Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya
Don't go in the bushes, don't go, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya, yeah......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (Z+IKu)

122 I'm sorry, a guy who sues for emotional pain and suffering after being bullied by the manly Don LeMon is a ... what's the word?

Winning

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (786Ro)

123 100 Wait. Doesn't everyone keep their change in their foreskin?
Posted by: Don Le Mon at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

I rub mine and it turns into a valise. Courtesy of my mohel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

124 https://bloom.bg/2KXBmxJ
*******
FTC Head Says He's Willing to Break Up Big Tech - Bloomberg

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (BqBId)

125 and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"

Luckily, LeMon is a little bit of both.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (nmtEZ)
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He's a pussy acting like a dick.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

126 first they wanted us to stop using A/C

then they Fredoed Chris

And now, giving Don the finger

LEAVE CNN ALONE !!!

Posted by: Fake News at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (+8+gB)

127 Is the bartender represented by Gloria Allred or Lisa Blume? No wait -- Lemon's Hampton's party pal Michael Avenatti?

Justice Kavanaugh says "Hiya!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)

128 and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"

Which one is it you don't have?

Yeah, that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

129 I believe all who accuse folks on the left; I believe none who accuse folks on the right.

That is my truth.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (l9m7l)

130 Don should announce that he plans to live the rest of his life as a gay man.

That trick always works.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

131
Gotta say I'm skeptical, actually. There was surely video at a toney bar in the Hamptons. If the "vic" was looking for an out-of-court shakedown settlement, he'd certainly have obtained that evidence from the establishment's owner right away to bolster his (legal) blackmail attempt.

If that isn't forthcoming, I'm calling bullshit.

But, that said... haul that fucker over the coals. If possible, ruin him. The law doesn't matter for the Left, so club them with public opprobrium, righteous or false, whenever you can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (f5Eh/)

132 " Don Lemon just announced that he'll devote the rest of his career to bringing down the NRA."

NRA is doing that all by itself. Julie Golob quit today. Nobody left but Wayne "Snazzy Dresser" LaPierre. It's a dumpster fire full of live ammo. We rubes got took again. I'm paid up thru 2021, then that's it.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (mk9aG)

133
Don Lemon 714?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (zBaqJ)

134 When a communist sleaze
Makes you smell his dick cheese

That's a Lemon

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (tY4MP)

135 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
________________

And every mouth we kiss has had dicks in them too!

Posted by: Shep! and Donnie Lemon at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (k4dH2)

136 Reminds me of Kevin Spacey--or for that matter, Senators Ted Kennedy's and Chris Dodd's 'waitress sandwich' assault. These people--rich and powerful celebrity types--hold ordinary people in such contempt, with such little regard for person. We are objects to them.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (mSO8Y)

137 117 >>>101 Man this joint stinks.
Posted by: Guy fingerslammed by Don Lemon a

lol

good pun

you don't usually see puns involving hogs and ballsweat.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

ace, you draw a superior class of reader here.

this crowd is ballsweat positive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

138 114 This story would have the makings of a Zappa song, if he were still alive.
Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 07:45 PM (oS0xz)
---
He kind of did:

Mama stroked his dinger
Daddy got a stinky finger
In those days of long ago
Later in the evening
She'd complain
They'd refrain
He'd go home and hone his bone
A tragic case maybe
But also true
I'm sure you know
But that's the way it goes sometimes
You just might find yourself in the clutches of some
Wild Love

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (kQs4Y)

139 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet

-----

I'ma just gonna file this under 'Things I know to be true but will try hard to forget.'

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg)

140
when you rub up on your scrotum
and finger some guy's philtrum
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

141 When you drink your own pee
And get drunk on TV
That's a LeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (DlT8P)

142 BeckoningChasm, that's pretty much my philosophy at this point too.

If the left wants to go all-in with hate, they're gonna get it back in spades.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

143
CNN has a new motto: We All Are Fredo Dicks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

144 doesn't really rhyme but how often will I get a shot at making a philtrum joke?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

145 An anagram for Don Lemon is Neon Mold.

-------
And "on old men".

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (Dh1wo)

146 Eau du Frenulemon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (IVoO9)

147
I saw Hogs and Ballsweat open for Loggins and Messina at the Garden in '74.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (zBaqJ)

148 Do you like apple or banana?

Posted by: THIS IS CNN at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)

149 125 and asked, "Do you like pussy or dick?"

Luckily, LeMon is a little bit of both.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (nmtEZ)

That's not what I said

I said" do you like a pussy with a dick?"

Posted by: Donnie 2 fingers at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (+8+gB)

150 "Do you like pussy or dick?"

Let's ask Siri....

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

151 Eau du Frenulemon
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (IVoO9)

Holy shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

152 Oh, that is just disgusting. Either it is true and Lemon is a freak, or the guy is telling the story is a freak. Or the power of and, etc.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (SOoPA)

153 "No old men" too!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (Dh1wo)

154 I love it when their own rules come back and bite them in the @ss.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (AkkRZ)

155 Lemon finger very stinky
There no telling
Where it bean

Lemon finger very stinky
And it smell like
Lemon Beans

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (Tnijr)

156 My wife has a heavy Filipino accent, there is no telling what she'l get when she asks siri something...its quite amusing sometimes. this time it worked well though. Although I had to explain the fredo thing. She lol'd

Posted by: Pliney at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (nzKWW)

157 Tami, don't ask Siri. She'll report your comments to the SPLC... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

158 shibumi, me too!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

159 When your nuts
Are always slapping butts
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 07:49 PM (ucNdt)

160 Welp, I guess that'll end people wanting Lemon bars around here.

Posted by: Bert G at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (OMsf+)

161
Hogs & Ballsweat had a big disco hit with "Shitfinger."

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (PbpT7)

162 I swear Ace, your writing is so pretty I'd fuuk you if you were a proper aged female .

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (9PtLS)

163 Give Lemon the Clockwork Orange treatment!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

164 When you finger your lance
It's not mere happenstance
That's a-Lemon

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

165 161
Hogs & Ballsweat had a big disco hit with "Shitfinger."
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (PbpT7)

The Lemon Bar-Kays?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (zBaqJ)

166 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 07:47 PM (l9m7l)

Young BeckChas, wise beyond your years you are!
Words to live by, they are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (BiNEL)

167 When you rub your jock rash
on some dude's moustache
This is CNN.

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (oS0xz)

168 When your boner you hold
Like a big bar of gold
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (Mouru)

169 163 Give Lemon the Clockwork Orange treatment!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Hit him over the head with a giant marble phallus?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (zBaqJ)

170 Top 170. I guess.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (tH5fk)

171
when you smell the odeur
of the skin of the fore
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

172 I was told there would be no digital exams.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (Dh1wo)

173
When your repartee is arty
Throw yourself a lemon party
That's a-Lemon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

174 JJ, that works.
So does clamping his eyes open and forcing him to watch his own network for 200 hours straight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

175 Just asked Siri "What is Chris Como's name?"

Fred Cuomo came back.

Screen saved.

How do I post or email?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (QMwOT)

176 When the smell on your hands
is reminiscent of Glans

That a Lemon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (IVoO9)

177 You can prick your finger, but don't finger . . .

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (q1Pj5)

178 He has a purty mouth.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (mk9aG)

179 https://bloom.bg/2KXBmxJ
*******
FTC Head Says He's Willing to Break Up Big Tech - Bloomberg
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (BqBId)
*****************

Hmmmm.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (wiXsO)

180 Hogs & Ballsweat had a big disco hit with "Shitfinger."
Posted by: ace

I thought that was London Boys.

Or was it Madonna?

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (tH5fk)

181
when your opening line
involves tugging your vine
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

182 JJ, that works.
So does clamping his eyes open and forcing him to watch his own network for 200 hours straight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)
---
It's much more humane to club him to death with a phallus.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (DuZls)

183 If you think that I'm quaint
By the smell of my taint

That's a LeMon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

184 When you're an overaged twink
And your dink has the stink

That's a Lemon

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (tY4MP)

185 >>>176 When the smell on your hands
is reminiscent of Glans

That a Lemon

oooh, good one

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

186 Confirmation that Project Veritas is releasing the Google insider docs tomorrow - and this is related to Sarah Carter's DoJ/Google insider docs story:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y662l2z2

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (bDqIh)

187
You can finger your friends.
You can finger your nose.
But don't finger your friends nose.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 07:53 PM (UFLLM)

188 I was on a bus once in Montreal during "Pride week". Two guys got onto the bus, both were dressed like they had just gone to a gay leather bar. Right before their stop, one of them grabbed my junk and squeezed.
My first thought wasn't, "I'mma gonna punch that asshole." My first thought was, "What the hell?" Dudes both jumped off the bus at the stop and I never saw them again.
I think everyone here talking about how they'd have decked Lemon aren't considering how shocking something like that is in the moment.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (9t0Zz)

189 Okay, just listened to Side 1 of Kill A Mall.
Not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

190 Reminds me of the slurpee scene from Ready To Rumble:
https://youtu.be/K6lY6IB-Clk

Posted by: bananaDream at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (l6b3d)

191 Lemon grabbed himself by his mish.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)

192 When some guy's nose you paint
with the reek of your taint
that's Jack Lemon

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (oS0xz)

193 Cuomo will never live this down.

He is gonna have to get a new job at ROIDers

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (M+Lyo)

194 Zod Balok.

Ha hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (hgpSN)

195
when your making a pass
and the deferens is vas
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

196 My wife has a heavy Filipino accent, there is no telling what she'l get when she asks siri something...its quite amusing sometimes. this time it worked well though. Although I had to explain the fredo thing. She lol'd
Posted by: Pliney

Scottish people talking to Siri is hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (tH5fk)

197 @166 I reached age 29 pretty early.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (l9m7l)

198 when the aroma of Fredo lingers
on the tip of Don's fat fingers

thatsa Lemond

Posted by: Donnie 2 fingers at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (+8+gB)

199 Busting a gut, you guys!

Y'all rock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

200 My first thought wasn't, "I'mma gonna punch that asshole." My first thought was, "What the hell?" Dudes both jumped off the bus at the stop and I never saw them again.
I think everyone here talking about how they'd have decked Lemon aren't considering how shocking something like that is in the moment.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (9t0Zz)

"repeatedly"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (nmtEZ)

201 When your first knuckle, or three
Smells like taint potpourri

That's a Lemon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (IVoO9)

202 When you pull your urethraAnd then sing like ArethaThat's a lemon

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (T6t7i)

203 Making a man smell your prick
Is pretty fucking sick
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (ucNdt)

204 When you finger your dick
And then act like a prick

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (k4dH2)

205 89 Don Lemon just announced that he'll devote the rest of his career to bringing down the NRA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (Mouru)

I thought they were doing that on their own.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

206 Gold Bond powder. For freshness that lasts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (q1Pj5)

207 When you fondle your junk
and then pass 'round the stunk
That's a Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Hogs and Ballsweat was my favorite TV Cop drama in the early 70's

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (flINI)

209
FTC Head Says He's Willing to Break Up Big Tech - Bloomberg

Such power exists?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (aKsyK)

210 Nooooooooooo, please say it isn't true. I've always seen Don Le-mon as this century's one arbiter of truth.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (RLiOt)

211
when you want to make besties
by wafting your testes
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

212 When your urologist,
says drop trou' and make fist...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (zBaqJ)

213
Lemon Fresh Joy
As long as you're a Boy
Lemon Cream
It's a Dream

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (UFLLM)

214 When you're having a drink
Want to check your junk don't stink
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (bDqIh)

215 Well that's right out, the Doctor Who channel is showing Planet of the Spiders. Sure it has Jon Pertwee in it. Along with a planet ruled by sentient spiders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (AWqtp)

216 doesn't really rhyme but how often will I get a shot at making a philtrum joke?
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM

*files under "statistically improbable phrases only heard here"*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (rBtIz)

217

Posted by: Fredo Gabbagool at August 13, 2019 07:57 PM (Xj+Pj)

218 We know one thing about the accuser, because no straight man would tell such a story on himself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What about fiercely hetero males?

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (iqK2r)

219 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet

-----

I'ma just gonna file this under 'Things I know to be true but will try hard to forget.'
Posted by: Tonypete
--------

With every breath you take, you are inhaling molecules that have been farted out by Greeks.

Posted by: Just saying... at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (LxqES)

220 Rats! I got the Fredo Cuomo, and the second time I did it for a screen snap it changed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (Z1ykJ)

221 When you pee all your pants
And then go disco dance
that's a Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

222 Coming this Fall on CNN! Fredo and the Perv! 10 PM Eastern.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (VNmG1)

223
193 Cuomo will never live this down

He will check out from a rage stroke live on his show. Hundreds will see it; thousands more will simply continue to board their planes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (pNxlR)

224 168 When your boner you hold
Like a big bar of gold
That's a Lemon
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:51 PM (Mouru)

Thread winner!
Please stop! Hard ....... to ............ breath!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (QMwOT)

225 206 Gold Bond powder. For freshness that lasts.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 07:56 PM (q1Pj5)

A sprinkle a day, helps keep odor away...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (zBaqJ)

226 When you can't find no pink
But you can find a stink

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (k4dH2)

227 Le Mon and Fredo, are they like ebony and ivory?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (AWqtp)

228 OK, I think we've covered all the male reproductive parts.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

229 If your nostrils are packed
with the fragrance of sack
that's a Lemon

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (oS0xz)

230 Philtrum jokes.

I love em!

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (tH5fk)

231 I thought they were doing that on their own.
Seriously, what's going on over there?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (9t0Zz)

232
When you pull out your fingers
And the duct butter lingers
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (f5Eh/)

233 If you type who is Fredo Cuomo in the Google bar you get 18.1 million results.

Sorry Chris. Fredo is forever!

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (cknjq)

234
And yet...

Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (zBaqJ)

235 Saw the movie Bad Times at the El Royale this week.

Made me think of Pedo Island.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

236 >>189 Okay, just listened to Side 1 of Kill A Mall.

In a later episode Mall gets ...And Justice.

Posted by: bananaDream at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (l6b3d)

237
Lemon Fredo Surprise for CNN's dinner.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (UFLLM)

238 When you fondle your tip
And then rub some guy's lip
That a Lemon

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

239 OK, I think we've covered all the male reproductive parts.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

Nope. Nobody's used frenulum yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (Mouru)

240 Wonder how much essence of lemon is found on random surfaces at CNN... Never leave that sick f@ck alone in the break room.

Posted by: Pliney at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (nzKWW)

241 banana, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

242 228 OK, I think we've covered all the male reproductive parts.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

Need a rhyme for "seminal vesicles."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (zBaqJ)

243 Keep this post in mind when you go to bars that put out bowls of free snacks.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (K22Va)

244 I think everyone here talking about how they'd have decked Lemon aren't considering how shocking something like that is in the moment.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:54 PM (9t0Zz)

I had a similar experience once. It took a little while to process what had just happened. I guess I was shocked. Younger me would occasionally get hit on by gay guys, who are typically a majority in the arts scene. No big deal, I'd just say no thanks and that would be it. I was cool. They were cool. But having someone put hands on me? Startled the daylights out of me.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (mSO8Y)

245
whole songs will be sung
of the stink of your mung
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (PbpT7)

246 This isn't an apple.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (dmYb7)

247 Has anyone asked Biggus Dickus to weigh in on this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (AWqtp)

248 >>Nobody's used frenulum yet.

I snuck my frenulum ref in there!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (IVoO9)

249 >>>243 Keep this post in mind when you go to bars that put out bowls of free snacks.

WOW

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

250 I see that the secret handshake is a tad more elaborate these days...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (RuIsu)

251
Well that's right out, the Doctor Who channel is showing Planet of the Spiders. Sure it has Jon Pertwee in it. Along with a planet ruled by sentient spiders.
Posted by: Anna Puma

His swan song

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

252 Disgusting assholism.

These people really do think of themselves as some superior life form that can just do as they please.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (LpklP)

253 and you know there are some freaks that would do that deliberately

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

254 When you act like Code Pink

And you share all your stink

Thats a Lemon

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (QYwhK)

255 There once was a commie named Don
As gay as a trumpeter swan
He rubbed off his hose
On some other dude's nose
And asked "Do you wanna go spawn"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (tY4MP)

256 When you show off your balls
in America's malls
that's a Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Rats!!!

The bastards changed it.
Still got the screen shot though.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (QMwOT)

258 Lemon Fredo Surprise for CNN's dinner.

That's no chest-burster...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (AWqtp)

259 >>Keep this post in mind when you go to bars that put out bowls of free snacks.

Never not in my mind. Not samples. No finger foods.

No Dips.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (IVoO9)

260 A fruity fruit smell
By it's scent
You can tell
That's a Lemon

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

261 I want someone to ask Fredo Cuomo in Italian how that phrase is the n word to Italians.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (7bcfy)

262 Free snacks are never free.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (tH5fk)

263 Nope. Nobody's used frenulum yet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (Mouru)

#146. But it wasn't in a verse.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

264 If you're ever at CNN, DON'T use the Lemon Pledge.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

265 > Need a rhyme for "seminal vesicles."

What about me?

Posted by: Epididymis at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (tY4MP)

266 When the odor of your shroom
Starts to fill the room
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (ucNdt)

267
Breaking News: Don Lemonparty shows his uvula to unsuspecting tourists...

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (UFLLM)

268 >>Keep this post in mind when you go to bars that put out bowls of free snacks.

Never not in my mind. Not samples. No finger foods.

No Dips.
Posted by: garrett

Don't get me started on chocolate waterfalls.

Worst. Idea. Evear.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (tH5fk)

269 When you cock tease
With your fromunda cheese
That's a-Lemon

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (87EdW)

270 Nobody's used frenulum yet.

Is that like you kind of like someone even though he's a dick?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (fuK7c)

271 When your dick starts to ooze
But you're nowhere near cooze
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (Mouru)

272
When in need of a totem
Try a sniff of a scrotum
That's a-LeMon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

273 I sure TuCa gets to read this and laughs his ass off.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH)

274 eleven, I bet those chocolate waterfalls aren't much fun to clean either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)

275 When you fondle your balls
And then leave strangers mauled

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (k4dH2)

276 Did you know that a piano has 88 keys?!!!
And that lots of them are Black??!!!

Posted by: Wonder Bread Supreme at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (pNKc5)

277 243 Keep this post in mind when you go to bars that put out bowls of free snacks.

WOW
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

like bowls of penis ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (M+Lyo)

278 Damn, someone changed Siri's Fredo response.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

279 When I set rules for thee
But they don't cover me
This is CNN

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (jXbUE)

280 When you proudly cup 'em
stroke a stranger's philtrum
that's a Lemon

(sorry, Mr. Ace, gad to)

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (oS0xz)

281 Well that's right out, the Doctor Who channel is showing Planet of the Spiders. Sure it has Jon Pertwee in it. Along with a planet ruled by sentient spiders.

Om mane padme houm (repeat 12,000 times)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

282 place a hope in there somewhere.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (BLFnH)

283 When someone makes you pick
you like pussy or dick
That's a Le Mon.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (DuZls)

284 eleven, I bet those chocolate waterfalls aren't much fun to clean either.
Posted by: qdpsteve

It's a fail on so many levels.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (tH5fk)

285 When you rub one on out
And then wipe some guy's snout
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

286
When even Anderson Cooper,
detects the stench of crusty pooper,
That's a Lemon...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (zBaqJ)

287 When the juice runs down your leg
Sniff it you beg
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (ucNdt)

288 When in need of a totem
Try a sniff of a scrotum
That's a-LeMon
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

bahhhaha too many good ones to commment on !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (M+Lyo)

289
When wipe off your stink
On the man who pours drinks
That's a lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:03 PM (f5Eh/)

290 CNN swings like a frenulum do
fingers in poop chutes two by two

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (kQs4Y)

291 Ace,

I see your girl, April Ryan, is back in the news. Or at least her security is.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (cknjq)

292 >>like bowls of penis ?

Pete's Schwetty Snacks

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (IVoO9)

293
when you want to get f***ed
just rub your ejeculatory duct
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

294 "repeatedly"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM

Careful. The news report messes up what the complaint states. (What a shock, a reporter not getting facts straight).

Complaint does NOT say Lemon repeatedly shoved his fingers in Hice's face. Lemon did it once, with force. "Repeatedly" refers to Lemon saying "pussy or dick". Hard to parse, but the complaint is that Lemon pushed his fingers in Hice's face once, pressing hard and continously and forcing Hice's head back.

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (786Ro)

295
If black holes you explain,
are just missing airplanes..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (zBaqJ)

296 Om mane padme houm (repeat 12,000 times)

Padme was hot.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (tH5fk)

297 >>.I see your girl, April Ryan, is back in the news. Or at least her security is.

she ain't my girl.

what that fat ugly bitch do now?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

298 When your thoughts are repressive
But your wrists are expressive
That's a lemon

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (T6t7i)

299 When you give off a gust
Of your underwear crust

That's a Lemon

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (tY4MP)

300 Hey bartender, can I get another Lemon Sour over here?

Posted by: Guy who's gonna regret saying that at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (9taFn)

301 253 and you know there are some freaks that would do that deliberately
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

Well yeah, I mean we have cute girls licking donuts and ice cream in the container.
Another sign of the impending collapse of society

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (48RE5)

302 I know Bertram. Then we got Tom Baker whom some consider the greatest Doctor ever. Interesting bit about Planet of the Spiders is the other Time Lord in the story and how he regenerates.

Then there is the episode where Romana actually chooses her new appearance. Baker's look at her super Junoesque facade was priceless.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (AWqtp)

303 CNN swings like a frenulum do
fingers in poop chutes two by two
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (kQs4Y)

Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (Mouru)

304 When the hankering calls
Take a sniff of my balls!

That's a LeMon

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

305 Imagine Chris Cuomo at a Trump Rally?

PDT Gives Shout Out to CNN and Chris?

All we would hear are shrieks of outrage the next week.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (EK+Pw)

306 I want someone to ask Fredo Cuomo in Italian how that phrase is the n word to Italians.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2019 08:01 PM

I see a master troll pulling him aside during a live shot and telling the reporter, "excuse me, Fredo and me are going to speak Italian for a minute".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (rBtIz)

307 >>.299 When you give off a gust
Of your underwear crust

That's a Lemon

it's never not funny

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (PbpT7)

308 When you rub out some cream
and become a web meme
that's a Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Padma Lakshmi > Padme

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (fuK7c)

310

A dick is simply a straw used to drink yummy man pudding.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (UFLLM)

311 >>And yet...
Anderson Cooper.

New Years Eve broadcast

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 08:06 PM (bDqIh)

312 I'm sure this lawsuit is doomed to fail simply based on the irrefutable fact that CNN is such a hotbed of mental health and stability.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:06 PM (gAXBD)

313 The essence of me-ness
Is the funk of my penis,
That's a Le Mon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

314
When you mark with your scent
A mark who seeks rent
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (f5Eh/)

315 April Ryan

https://tinyurl.com/y3mtgmdg

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (cknjq)

316
when you frisk your joint
and someone's nose you anoint
that's a LeMon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

317 When the rub on your taint
Makes even dead people faint
That's a Lemon

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (u9rfO)

318 Imagine Chris Cuomo at a Trump Rally?

PDT Gives Shout Out to CNN and Chris?

All we would hear are shrieks of outrage the next week.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (EK+Pw)
---
Especially because of the Fredo chants.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

319 When your balls have the stink
And you smear it on your pink
That's a Lemon

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

320
For a cool million bucks
I expect a few sucks

Says Don Le Mon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

321 All Hail Eris,
virtuoso with a thesaurus

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (AWqtp)

322 When the essence of your hawg
Has em panting like a dog
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (ucNdt)

323 ''I want someone to ask Fredo Cuomo in Italian how that phrase is the n word to Italians.''

I doubt you'd get an answer. Betting the only word in Italian he knows is "Fredo".

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (jm1YL)

324 When your dirty brown streaks how you do meet and greet

Thatsa Lemon

Posted by: Epstein s frozen Dick at August 13, 2019 08:08 PM (QYwhK)

325 When Anderson Cooper
Is right in your pooper
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 08:08 PM (Mouru)

326 I'm sure this lawsuit is doomed to fail simply based on the irrefutable fact that CNN is such a hotbed of mental health and stability.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:06 PM (gAXBD)

A shrieking, gibbering helldump of well-adjusted adults.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:08 PM (t+qrx)

327 I doubt you'd get an answer. Betting the only word in Italian he knows is "Fredo".
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:07 PM (jm1YL)

Exactly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2019 08:08 PM (7bcfy)

328 When you rub out some cream
and become a web meme
that's a Le-MON
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM

Brilliant!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (rBtIz)

329 RedMind, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

330
If you're whiffing some lube,
but you catch a stray pube...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (zBaqJ)

331 A shrieking, gibbering helldump of well-adjusted adults.

That is too kind of a description. They make Mos Eisely seem like Barbados.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (AWqtp)

332 Good point.

Former DOJ lady on Tucker's show asked why they didn't go to Epstein's island (and all his other residences) as soon as they arrested him.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (sGotD)

333 what that fat ugly bitch do now?
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

------

I believe the style guide calls for "Obese Froghemoth" in this instance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (f5Eh/)

334 If you feel that you must
Spread scrotum dust
That's a Lemon..

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (o1fzk)

335 When you mist a mustache
with the l'eau de your gash
....

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (DuZls)

336
310

A dick is simply a straw used to drink yummy man pudding.
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at August 13, 2019 08:05 PM (UFLLM)

And they've never been recorded as cause of death for a Sea Turtle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (pNxlR)

337 28% of homosexual men had more than 1000 partners: "Bell and Weinberg reported evidence of widespread sexual compulsion among homosexual men. 83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners; 28% with 1,000 or more partners. Bell and Weinberg p 308."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (gKGWw)

338 When a thick cloud of funk
Emanates from your junk,
That's a Lemon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

339

News Flash: Suicides at CNN Disaster Control Division up 38%. From Yesterday. In other news, CNN ups recruiting bonus. Film at 11.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (UFLLM)

340 Lemon. Cuomo. Cooper. Ryan. Avenatti. Acosta.

That's a Crazy Train if there ever was one.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (gAXBD)

341 When a nasty cock smell
Makes your dick start to swell

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (k4dH2)

342 Don Lemon is going to spend the rest of his life going down on the NRA?

Posted by: Demos at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (IoIaQ)

343 The legend lives on from head of programming on down

of the big fag they once called Don Lemon...

Posted by: Alternate universe Gordon Lightfoot at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (1Ze3Q)

344 When the fragrance of your gland
Is embedded in your hand
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (ucNdt)

345 A shrieking, gibbering helldump of well-adjusted adults.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:08 PM (t+qrx)
---
You're right. There is something looming almost Lovecraftian about CNN.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (DuZls)

346 When you wipe your dick cheese
On whoever you please,
That's a Lemon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

347 Almost every hand you shake has had a dick in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet

The hand that shakes the dick rules the world.

What?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (S6Pax)

348 340 Lemon. Cuomo. Cooper. Ryan. Avenatti. Acosta.

That's a Crazy Train if there ever was one.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (gAXBD)

Makes you sort of long for the days of Rick Sanchez and Contessa Brewer. Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (zBaqJ)

349 Back when I was in college mumblety-mumble years ago, my boss had a meeting with a guy named Yerkoff. I advised him not to shake the guy's hand.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (Zbbka)

350 Sorry, I was getting high.

What did I miss?
*looks at thread*

Oh shit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (cfSRQ)

351 Very funny you guys. My junk smells like Massengill.

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (Tnijr)

352 Lemon. Cuomo. Cooper. Ryan. Avenatti. Acosta.

That's a Crazy Train if there ever was one.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (gAXBD)
---
Ozzy is suing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)

353 .>>>346 When you wipe your dick cheese
On whoever you please,
That's a Lemon.

haha... so many good ones

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

354 When you wipe your dick cheese
On whoever you please,
That's a Lemon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

"Whomever"

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (Mouru)

355 Here's hoping the attorneys for the plaintiff are offering big bucks for others to come forward with their tales of Lemon misbehaving.

We can take this asshole down, good and hard (just the way he likes it!). ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

356 STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! STOP IT NOW!!!!

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

357 Former DOJ lady on Tucker's show asked why they didn't go to Epstein's island (and all his other residences) as soon as they arrested him.

Because Captain Barbossa stole the map to the island!

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (gAXBD)

358 When the smell of rump
Gets you plump
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (ucNdt)

359 When your fingers ther reek
Just like some dude's ass cheeks

...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (IVoO9)

360 Ooooookay.

Really really gross in here. Ima hang around Twitter until we get a new thread

Yuck.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (sGotD)

361 When your smegma's a danger
To the nose of a stranger
That's a-Lemon

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (87EdW)

362 If you whip out your cock
'Cuz you're dumb as a rock
You're Don Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

363 You're right. There is something looming almost Lovecraftian about CNN.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (DuZls)

CNN Center was built atop the cursed ruins of the Sid and Marty Krofft theme park.

Fact.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (t+qrx)

364
when your underwear mesh
doesn't smell quite so fresh
that's a Lemon

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)

365 349 Back when I was in college mumblety-mumble years ago, my boss had a meeting with a guy named Yerkoff. I advised him not to shake the guy's hand.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 13, 2019 08:11 PM (Zbbka)

In high school, one of the prettiest girls two grades below me had the last name of Jacoff. If anyone cracked wise I'd've belted them in the teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (zBaqJ)

366
When I splooge in your eye
And you get a big stye
Thats Lemony...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (UFLLM)

367 When the finger hits a you schnozz
With a testicle aroma you a cannot dodge

That's a Lemon

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (o1fzk)

368 Lemon. Cuomo. Cooper. Ryan. Avenatti. Acosta.

That's a Crazy Train if there ever was one.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Ooh! ooh! Who's the caboose?

And what about Tater Stelter? Tater, Tater, Tater.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (S6Pax)

369 Anyone remember how Mark Steyn got pushed out at NRO for one four-decade-old gay joke?

Yeah. What a bunch of poofters.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

370 When your finger smells like
The Seat of your bike
That's a Lemon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

371 354 When you wipe your dick cheese
On whoever you please,
That's a Lemon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

"Whomever"
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM (Mouru)

-----------------------------------

Pinky up when you say that

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (Zbbka)

372 When your pick-up line
nets a five-figure fine
That's a Lemon

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (jXbUE)

373 361 When your smegma's a danger
To the nose of a stranger
That's a-Lemon

haha

i was trying to find a rhyme for smegma. Best I have is TEGma, which is some kind of trade association for grain.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (PbpT7)

374 When your smegma's a danger
To the nose of a stranger
That's a-Lemon
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM

I'll be expecting a new key board soon.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (BLFnH)

375 Hoping ace will do a greatest hits of all these later!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

376
When your smegma's a danger
To the nose of a stranger
That's a-Lemon
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:12 PM

lmao!

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (786Ro)

377 372 When your pick-up line
nets a five-figure fine
That's a Lemon

clever

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (PbpT7)

378 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (gKGWw)
Do you think they're including glory holes?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (48RE5)

379 Good point.

Former DOJ lady on Tucker's show asked why they didn't go to Epstein's island (and all his other residences) as soon as they arrested him.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 08:09 PM (sGotD)

And raid his lawyers' offices first.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (1g7ch)

380 Siri has been fixed. Showed it to my dad on his ipad, and she said Fredo. Ten minutes later he tried to show my mom, and it was fixed. Still heartening to know someone at Apple has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (owkQl)

381 When the smell of a cock
Is what makes your world rock

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (k4dH2)

382 i was trying to find a rhyme for smegma. Best I have is TEGma, which is some kind of trade association for grain.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:14 PM (PbpT7)
---
Stigma?

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)

383 i was trying to find a rhyme for smegma. Best I have is TEGma, which is some kind of trade association for grain.

When the guys down at Tegma
All run from your smegma
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)

384 "STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! STOP IT NOW!!!!"

Huh. Turns out Deano was not dead he was merely pickled.

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (Tnijr)

385 Rule #67 when dealing with the Left: It's ALWAYS Projection

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (uEbPt)

386 In high school, one of the prettiest girls two grades below me had the last name of Jacoff. If anyone cracked wise I'd've belted them in the teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (zBaqJ)

We had a girl with the last mane Seamen

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)

387
When you make a bad bet
With your raunchy cocksweat
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (f5Eh/)

388 337 BC can easily believe that

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)

389 386 In high school, one of the prettiest girls two grades below me had the last name of Jacoff. If anyone cracked wise I'd've belted them in the teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (zBaqJ)

We had a girl with the last mane Seamen
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)

Big furniture store chain here in the northeast. I think they're defunct. Annoying commercials.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 08:16 PM (zBaqJ)

390 They often say Trump has no philtrum.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:16 PM (uEbPt)

391 If you let your dick swing
And then lose everything
You're Don Le-MON

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

392 Like Don always says, it'll behoove ya to stick your stink finger to a stranger's uvula.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (9taFn)

393 I think I'll start writing that Tanya story. She's going to wake up aboard a C-17 bound for Yokota with no memory of how she got there. Needless to say she will be greatly annoyed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (AWqtp)

394 Once this thread is over yall are gonna knock this off aintcha?

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (Tnijr)

395 How do you make a fruit cordial?

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)

396
CNN Center was built atop the cursed ruins of the Sid and Marty Krofft theme park.

Fact.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:13 PM (t+qrx)

What was their mixed mode show with puppets and humans called? H. R. Whiff 'n' Sniff?

'Splains a lot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (pNxlR)

397 I forgot about Brian Karem and Tater Stelter!

New Crazy Train:

Lemon, Cuomo, Cooper, Avenatti, Karen, Stelter and Acosta.

(Always have to put Acosta just because.)

Is there an insanity requirement to be hired at CNN?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:17 PM (gAXBD)

398 Shake it more than twice,
Is not very nice.
That's LeMon.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (K22Va)

399 When you don't mind the stigma
of sharing your smegma
That a Le Mon.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)

400 @CarpeDonktum

Fredo: Part I

The untold story of the pain that @ChrisCuomo has had to endure while working in an industry that throws around ethnic slurs like they are nothing... even on his own show.

https://tinyurl.com/y5tqr85l

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

401 When you use your ball cheese
To make another guy sneeze
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (pw+jk)

402 I LIKE when Donny makes me smell his finger!

Posted by: Brian Stetler at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

403 When the smell of his balls
Is what he leaves when he calls
That's a LeMon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

404 Not true!

Posted by: Phil Trum at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (9taFn)

405 When a strangers stache you anoint
When the smell of your joint
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (ucNdt)

406 Puff-n-Stuff along with a witch with a magic flute...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:18 PM (AWqtp)

407 When the smell of your crack
Is an olfactory snack
That's a Lemon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

408 It's not an enigma
When he make you smell smegma

It's a Lemon

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (o1fzk)

409 Frank, break all their legs.

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (cfSRQ)

410 CNN Center was built atop the cursed ruins of the Sid and Marty Krofft theme park.

Fact.

Wow. There is so much that a good writer could do with that.

For example, are all the CNN anchors re-imagined Sid and Marty Krofft characters? I think that might be the case.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (AkkRZ)

411 We had a girl with the last mane Seamen
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)

It was the last mane.
Extinct.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (1g7ch)

412
When my finger teabag
Makes you gag
Thats LeMony!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (UFLLM)

413 When you force on a whiff
And they rule for plaintiff
That's a LeMon

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 08:19 PM (u9rfO)

414 ''Once this thread is over yall are gonna knock this off aintcha?''

Nah, it go on for a while. Patience my man, patience.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (jm1YL)

415
When my Magic Flute
Smells like Poop Chute
Thats LeMony!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (UFLLM)

416
When you scoop out meringue
From the head of your wang
That's a-LeMon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (pNxlR)

417

These are uncola nuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

418 The plaintiff claimed Lemon's finger smelled like a goat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (gAXBD)

419 Some enchanted evening
you may see a stranger
you may see a stranger
across a crowded bar
and somehow you'll know
you'll know even then
he'll be smelling your balls
again and again

Posted by: Alternate universe Vaughn Monroe at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (1Ze3Q)

420 Are any lady morons still hanging around?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (o1fzk)

421 You guys are driving me crazy with this stuff.

It must end in a vowel.

That's Le Mon-Ay

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (gKGWw)

422 Yeah, you're all super funny.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go to take a golden shower.

Oops, I mean just a shower!! Dammit!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)

423 Don't pull my leg, ma
Do I smell like smegma?
Said Don Lemon

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (T6t7i)

424 yes

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2019 08:20 PM (UUBmN)

425 >>When you scoop out meringue
From the head of your wang
That's a-LeMon

It just gets better and better

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (IVoO9)

426
When the stank from your taint
Makes a bartender faint
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (f5Eh/)

427 When that draft
Smells like sweaty shaft
Thats a LeMON

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (ucNdt)

428
When you think of black holes
No one else fills the role
Quite like Lemon

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

429 ok. read a few comments...I'm gone too!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

430

This may peter out about 02:00 pacific time.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (UFLLM)

431 When Don's new cologne-y
Has a whiff of cojone
Attsa Leeeeemonnnnnn

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2019 08:22 PM (9taFn)

432 ok. read a few comments...I'm gone too!
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

Wait ! we were just going to freshen it up with some Lemon air freshener !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:22 PM (M+Lyo)

433 Lunchtime consumer tip:

NEVER buy a wiener from Don Lemon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

434
when the bartender's stache
smells just like your ass
that's a Lemon

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (786Ro)

435 Every time I presume
To Share Penile Perfume
That's LeMONay

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

436 One of my college roommates found a "Jergen Wanke" in the student directory- he call him and asked, "Are you Jergen Wanke?" When they guy said yes, he said "well stop or you'll go blind."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (87EdW)

437 We're gonna be here all night

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

438 "I'm an anchor on CNN."

This sentence has multiple meanings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (XrCyE)

439 When your smelly moustache
Might be worth lots of cash
That's a Lemon

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (u9rfO)

440 Once this thread is over yall are gonna knock this off aintcha?''

Forget it, they're rolling.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (48RE5)

441
When your peter meat
Smells like a dryer sheet
Thats LeMon Fresh Downy

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (UFLLM)

442 ''Are any lady morons still hanging around?''

Um..I think there are a couple of us who haven't been grossed out with the high school humor. We're a tough bunch.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (jm1YL)

443 When the stench of your junk
Grosses out even drunks

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (k4dH2)

444 When your gratuities
are fingertips with dickcheese

that a Lemon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (IVoO9)

445 When life hands you Lemons
You make Lemon AIDS

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (o1fzk)

446 Frank! Please! Just whack them! Whack THEM ALL!

No wait, I mean kill, KILL you damn fairies!

Damn it, I need another gig. Why couldn't I stay dead?

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (cfSRQ)

447 ''when the bartender's stache
smells just like your ass
that's a Lemon''

Ok that one made me LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (jm1YL)

448 When your dried peepee

Goes all over a guys goatee
That's a Lemonay

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (pw+jk)

449 when you take it in the rear
till lil' swimmers fill your derriere
that's a Lemon

Posted by: Gondola Crooner No. 9 at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (H5knJ)

450 Nood Froghemoth

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)

451
When you wipe off your gooch
Make him give it a smooch
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (f5Eh/)

452 CNN anchor Don Lemon will star as the villain in the upcoming live-action Dora the Explorer film, playing the weaselly Swiper.

Posted by: Imaginary movie news at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (1Ze3Q)

453 When your calling card
Is the funk from your nard
Etc.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (87EdW)

454 high school humor. We're a tough bunch.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (jm1YL)

Pretty sure this is 5th 6th grade level, with some overachievers using dictionaries and thesauri

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (48RE5)

455 Don Lemon just announced that he'll devote the rest of his career to bringing down the NRA.

What a coincidence. Me too!

Posted by: Wayne LaPierre at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (qc+VF)

456 Wiper, it should read but no more funnily.

Posted by: Imaginary movie news at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (1Ze3Q)

457 Someone please explain to me why they are still trying to make Stacey Abrams happen.

https://tinyurl.com/y67h97bx

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (bDqIh)

458 When the stink from your 'nads
Gives your bar friend the sadz

That's a-Lemon

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (k4dH2)

459 If you could smell my sack, love,
What a scent my balls would have...

Posted by: Alternate universe Gordon Lightfoot at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (1Ze3Q)

460 Don Lemon propositioned a friend of mine in an elevator at the Aria in 2013. So yeah I believe this.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (PxYFY)

461
265 > Need a rhyme for "seminal vesicles."

======

When your seminal ves
icles stink up your dress
That's a Lemon

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (NH/cS)

462 When the alfredo sauce served by Coumo
Comes from the balls of the black homo
That's a-Lemon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (QMwOT)

463 Sounds more like an Aussie accent to me. Why isn't it Italian?

Posted by: DZouave at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (sRl+4)

464 H.R. Hufnstuf
Whose your friend when trade gets rough?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (kQs4Y)

465 There will be a big drop in lemon bar sales for at least six months because of this.

Lemon curd too.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 13, 2019 08:43 PM (QMwOT)

466 When forced smelling of sack
is okay cuz you're black
that's a Lemon

When olfactory rape
is a fun little jape
that's a Lemon

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (1Ze3Q)

467 This may peter out about 02:00 pacific time.
Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:21 PM (UFLLM)

Please don't say "peter out" in a thread about Don LeMon.

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

468 Don Lemon "put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit says."

Oh? Is that how ... pollination ... works where Don Lemon is from?

Posted by: Ilion at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (viTHX)

469 Because CNN is populated with people with such exemplary moral standards of behavior for everyone else, they can do whatever the hell they want.

Posted by: Socratease at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (BT83d)

470 who is Don Lemon? is he on that ancient video propaganda machine they call cable TV?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 09:41 PM (Cus5s)

471 "Don Lemon "put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously
rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle
fingers in Plaintiff's moustache and under Plaintiff's nose," the suit
says."

yes, we must assume it is true. Compare and contrast what Trump said a STAR can hypothetically do (grab the kitty) of a star chaser, a woman that has shown up to be touched by fame. Trump says they LET (allow, permit, give permission) you do it, that is why they are there.

Di LeMon really do it? Well no one said Trump really did it, he said what a STAR can do with their permission. But I really believe lesser lights that seek fame really do it, without permission, because they are egomaniacs, thinking everyone wants their touch.

Fire him, till then, boycott CNN, and all their advertisers ... and if you see Dems in the street, get in their face, tell them they are not welcome here. (thanks Maxine for telling us how it works)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 09:48 PM (Cus5s)

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