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Sorry, I went out and it took longer than I thought it would. (I stopped by an Italian market to get Italian-type things, in honor of Fredo.)

Here's an open thread while I catch up.

Update: Oh boy: shrieking heard coming from Epstein's cell the moment he was suicided.

On the morning of Jeffrey Epstein's death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell, a source familiar with the situation told CBS News. Corrections officers attempted to revive him while saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:44 PM




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1 Fredo!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (4e+hS)

2 Heh

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (vd8XM)

3 No problem.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (LpklP)

4 Tami has a Sarah Carter tip in the last thread.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)

5 Fredo pie!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (SJDa9)

6 686
@SaraCarterDC



#Exclusive:



.@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To
DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major
repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.



"#Algorithms don't write themselves."



https://tinyurl.com/y4ve2j7c

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)

7 Ace had to go fix a sammich?

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (nzMzm)

8 "Italian-type things"

Italics?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (t+qrx)

9
Did you get a loaf of ITALIAN BREAD?

a.k.a. a big long stick of stale bread?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (z3SDL)

10 Hey cool, top 10.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (48RE5)

11 Did you come back with any Italian N-words?

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (DuZls)

12 did you get the cannoli?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (+72t1)

13
Alternate poat title:

I Just Went Out For Canolis

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (z3SDL)

14 Willowed
Epstein,

I think it was actually Typical Government Incompetence that allowed his suicide. The bureaucracy just does not give a shit.

As long as the paperwork is completed, they cannot be blamed.

Suicide Watch? Damn, that is expensive, and manpower consuming! Get him off of it ASAP. Make sure the paperwork is correct though.

Move his cellmate? Hey, it's Friday, we'll do something Monday.

30 minute checks? We're tired from all this OT. Fuck that! The union will protect us!

Epstein saw his chance, maybe the only one he gets, and took it!

Sadly, I don't think it would have been different if President Trump or AG Barr had called the jail every fucking day reminding them how important Epstein was.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (EK+Pw)

15 I hope you picked up a nice Chianti to go with your racism.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

16 Awww man :-(

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (48RE5)

17 Oh no Ace not the chicken parm again?

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (786Ro)

18
Any one come up with a song for The Legend Of Fredo Baggins, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (z3SDL)

19 Why should you ever live this down, Fredo?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (NpvYf)

20 I watched the Sopranos on DVD back when Blockbuster was on every corner. I could not watch without Lasagna and other pasta dishes.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (NanIO)

21
MLK in 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJUaXk8yyE

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (z3SDL)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (arJlL)

23 It makes me chuckle that somewhere there's an Ewok on a Vespa.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (jp0Bv)

24 When I think Italian I think Tiramisu.

Hope you picked up some of that.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (u9rfO)

25 Trump single handedly increased the value of semolina flour

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (aR6C/)

26 Any prosecution of BHO or HRC for anything, even jaywalking, will require air tight incontrovertible evidence and even then at least a third of the country will either deny it or say that the prosecution was racially or misogynistically motivated and therefore should never have happened in the first place.


I don't give a shit what they think. Follow the law.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (4RRDi)

27 I tell you action against Google for manipulating searches against Trump would really pay back all those people lighting their hair on fire over $100k of odd adds on Facebook.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)

28 Shameless plug.. new stuff in the shop ya'll.. link in my nic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

29

.@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To
DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major
repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.



DOJ is a whole other ballgame than some bogus Hannity countdown.

That might have some teeth if Barr gets it to the right people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

30 ace-

Check out what your old buddy Stefan Halper is up to today.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

31 And a you like a the nice spicy meatball. You have a glass of wine and everything be good.

Posted by: That One Italian Guy at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (t41dG)

32 Okay, now that it's an open thread, I got two questions for the Horde

What is Metallica's all-time best song?
What is their best album?

And yes, I ask because I'm finally getting some of them. I now have Kill A Mall, Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning, Metallica (the black album) and And Justice For All.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

33 We had spaghetti tonight in honor of Fredo.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (jm1YL)

34 Fredo, you broke our hearts...BAM!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (yhf6w)

35 Check out what your old buddy Stefan Halper is up to today.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Do you have a link?

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 06:50 PM (DuZls)

36 .@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To DOJ.

I'm not going to get too excited. "DOJ" has two sides.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 06:50 PM (Y9zp1)

37 leave the gun - take the canolis

Posted by: teh Wind at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (apyTf)

38 There's a Marx Brothers movie about Fredonia, isn't there.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (t+qrx)

39 Willowed: Jonah Goldberg and Company have found their latest new war we need to start: With China, over Hong Kong.

If Trump doesn't *forcefully* defend Hong Kong, he's a coward and a ChiCom tool.

True Conservatives always want to start wars over things we can't possibly win.

I wonder if their sexual defectiveness has gotten them used to lose-lose situations.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

40 ''I watched the Sopranos on DVD back when Blockbuster was on every corner. I could not watch without Lasagna and other pasta dishes. ''

Carmela's specialty was baked ziti.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (jm1YL)

41 @Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To

DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major

repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.

I was reading a Lena Dunham thread on Reddit the other day and the NPC were predictably repeating the "she only did the pebble thing to her sister when she was seven" lie.
I went to find the quotes where Dunham admitted she was grooming her sister even when Lena was 17, but all Google would show me were leftist articles that claimed the pebble thing was the only sexual event. Even several pages in, the only sources were leftist crapholes like Buzzfeed and Vox.
Google is the new MinTru.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)

42
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

=======

"Disclosing Google's own words to the American public is something I am, must do, if I am to consider myself a good person. The world that google is building is not a place I, or you or our children want to live in."

======

Wow. This better be good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (M9ntN)

43 Howdy Horde!!
Just got back from 2 weeks vacation...
The answer is:
42

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (nzMzm)

44 There has been a dearth of 'Ayyys' and Ohhhs' today.

From my research into Italian culture from watching The Sopranos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (q1Pj5)

45 I don't give a shit what they think. Follow the law.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (4RRDi)

I agree, hence the rest of it. Rest of the country has to agree too, and ignore MSM and cuckservative spin and clamp down on the Progs outrage machine

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (48RE5)

46 41 There's a Marx Brothers movie about Fredonia, isn't there.


Duck Soup.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

47 My ethnic group always makes the news for the wrong reasons. Fuck you Fredo Cuomo, faccia brutta!

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (za+mW)

48 I'm not going to get too excited. "DOJ" has two sides.

I think the whistleblower first gave them to Project Veritas... If so I'm sure they kept copies of them

Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

49 Family of couple who died protecting their baby from Walmart gunman
say they received DEATH THREATS after meeting Trump when he visited El
Paso hospital in wake of shooting


https://is.gd/BJrwwB

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (4e+hS)

50 ''There's a Marx Brothers movie about Fredonia, isn't there.''

I think it's "Duck Soup'' isn't it?

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (jm1YL)

51
Fredo
Fredo Cuomo
He's a modern type celebrity

From the
Town of New Yawk
He's a face on CNN TV.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

52 Any one come up with a song for The Legend Of Fredo Baggins, yet?"

"Fredo missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed
And he ain't comin' back

*instrument fill in*

Next stop Chi town, Fredo put the money down, let 'em roll,
He said "one more job out to get it"
One last shot 'for we quit it,
One for the Road...

Fredo.
Whoa oh oh oh,
He's for the money, he's for the show
Fredo's waitin' for the go, Fredo...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)

53 This didn't get Willowed, but expect this hoax to happen to Trump and the Republicans in 2020:

Woman with Andrew Scheer (think wishy washy candidate Mitt Romney) sign calls Torontons Nword, f--ing scum, etc and spit on several people. Obviously an unhinged Conservative?

Nope, a complete hoax. She was arrested and her name came out. Expect this in 2020!!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6k3ps7x

Link to Post Millenial. Story found at Small Dead Animals.

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (EK+Pw)

54 If Trump doesn't *forcefully* defend Hong Kong, he's a coward and a ChiCom tool.

True Conservatives always want to start wars over things we can't possibly win.


They're just agitating for some of that sweet, Chinese money.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (Y9zp1)

55
If Trump doesn't *forcefully* defend Hong Kong, he's a coward and a ChiCom tool.

True Conservatives always want to start wars over things we can't possibly win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

======

I like what he's doing. He just delayed some tariffs. Probably waiting to see what Beijing does with its military. If it makes a move, then SNAP.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)

56 Willowed:

Of course Obama and Empress Thundershart will walk. That's a given. My problem is that Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Yates, et. al. will walk too.

Strzok and/or McCabe are NOT enough.

The chieftains must go down or this was an exercise in futility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (f5Eh/)

57 Did you pick up any meat balls?

Posted by: Andy Pooper at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

58 "Breathe, Epstein, breathe".

Or more likely "Die, Epstein, die".

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (kGBB1)

59
Alternate poat title:


Aaanthony!
Wednesday Is Prince Spaghetti Day

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (z3SDL)

60 @ 35

You're good. No need to buy any more albums from Metallica.

Not even joking. I'm an eighties baby and nineties metal is what I eat for breakfast.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (aR6C/)

61 >>@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To
DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major
repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.

On the same day the head of the FTC says he's willing to break up big tech companies if necessary.

What a coincidink.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zm6b6l

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

62 So after 3+ days the democrats have decided on a fable for the murder of Epstein.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (pw+jk)

63 Willowed: Jonah Goldberg and Company have found their latest new war we need to start: With China, over Hong Kong.
......................
I can only assume he will be releasing another dog video shortly!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (yhf6w)

64 What is Metallica's all-time best song?
What is their best album?

Best song ? Master of Puppets.

I'm a toss up between Ride the Lightning and MoP as their best album. RtL is still sort of raw so I lean towards it.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (u9rfO)

65 >>.@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.



Ha! This is what Project Veritas is teasing for an announcement tomorrow: the whistleblower is going public.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

66 Algorithms most likely written by GD foreigners.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (h6qXw)

67 My ethnic group always makes the news for the wrong reasons. Fuck you Fredo Cuomo, faccia brutta!

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (za+mW)

I'm 100% Italian. I just blame it on the Sicilians. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (9Om/r)

68
That's no joke, btw.

Wednesday WAS spaghetti day, for supper, that is.

I'd love to know how that originated.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (z3SDL)

69 Getcha Pull, thanks.
Yeah, I am definitely of the impression that Metallica peaked early.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)

70 I already made this lame joke on another thread. The shrieks and screams prove that Hillary was his last visitor.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (kGBB1)

71 Duck Soup.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

I think it's "Duck Soup'' isn't it?
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 06:52 PM (jm1YL)


Yep! Thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

72 "30
I tell you action against Google for manipulating searches against Trump
would really pay back all those people lighting their hair on fire over
$100k of odd adds on Facebook.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)"
..Many millions of dollars are spent - directly by political groups - on running cubicle farms where people sit around all day sock puppeting and flagging content. Millions more get spent at tech giants helping facilitate it from their end.
This is not going to turn out well for them if they can't keep the WH occupied elsewhere, sabotage it from within the DOJ, or strongarm them out of pursuing it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (eAshZ)

73 Donald Trump must vigorously defend the brave freedom fighters in Hong Kong with every tool at his disposal.

Well, except me. I'll be busy next week doing tweets from a bar.

Also, I 'm too old and fat to serve.

But you deplorables, on the other hand...

Posted by: Sausage Generaloberst Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

74 >>>7 Ace had to go fix a sammich?


I really wanted pepper delights, which, for those of you who haven't had them, are hot cherry peppers stuffed with provolone and proscuitto.

Then I got three subs, some white clam sauce, a bottle of wine, and cheese.

I wound up spending more than I'd planned.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

75 Wednesday WAS spaghetti day, for supper, that is.

Anyone here old enough to remember "Tuesday is reds tamale day."?

Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

76 I'm a toss up between Ride the Lightning and MoP as their best album. RtL is still sort of raw so I lean towards it.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (u9rfO)


Hard to argue with the songs ride the lightning and creeping death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (9Om/r)

77 Sorry, I went out and it took longer than I thought it would. (I stopped by an Italian market to get Italian-type things, in honor of Fredo.)

-----------------


Ace, can you pass that plate of dried salami slices? Looks good!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

78 Fuck you Fredo Cuomo, faccia brutta!

Posted by: kallisto

Lol, I'm afraid to ask what that means.

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (arJlL)

79 I already made this lame joke on another thread. The shrieks and screams prove that Hillary was his last visitor.
Posted by: Decaf

Can confirm.

Posted by: Huma at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (mOcZx)

80
Whoa!

When's the last time you had a Pepper & Egg sub?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (z3SDL)

81 Fredo will be runnin, havin great big funnin till he got the note,
saying toe the line or blow it and that was all she wrote

Fredo's makin like a bee line, headin for the border line, goin for broke...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (6qErC)

82 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (1XAal)

83 I really wanted pepper delights, which, for those of you who haven't had them, are hot cherry peppers stuffed with provolone and proscuitto.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)


Damn, that sounds really good.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)

84 Fredo never lets a day go by................did you pay the Carbonara tax?

Posted by: saf at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (5IHGB)

85 >> Algorithms most likely written by GD foreigners.

Recall the PV undercover Twitter videos from ~ a year ago. Think they all were foreigners - the coders, the customer account reps, the ones who reviewed TOC violations.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

86 ace got some gabbagool?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (q1Pj5)

87 >>Do you have a link?

I do.

https://tinyurl.com/y4tnjr9a

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

88 44 @Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To

DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major

repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.
I was reading a Lena Dunham thread on Reddit the other day and the NPC were predictably repeating the "she only did the pebble thing to her sister when she was seven" lie.
I went to find the quotes where Dunham admitted she was grooming her sister even when Lena was 17, but all Google would show me were leftist articles that claimed the pebble thing was the only sexual event. Even several pages in, the only sources were leftist crapholes like Buzzfeed and Vox.
Google is the new MinTru.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)

--------

Did you try Duck Duck Go? Bing? Any other search engine?

BTW, Startpage is Google results without tracking.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (EK+Pw)

89 Yes let's get into a land war in Asia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (pw+jk)

90 Anon, why can't you just get it through your head? It's over, it's over now... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

91 The CBS piece is written ambiguously. They say that a source says shrieking and yelling was heard from his cell, then immediately follow that with the statement that guards were saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe" while trying to revive him.

Is it asking too fucking much for an allegedly responsible news organization to either explicitly state that the noise was the result of the resuscitation attempts, or was separate from those attempts?

Posted by: Crimso at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (uCLNU)

92 >>>When's the last time you had a Pepper & Egg sub?


never, what is that? All I can imagine is an fried egg sandwich with black pepper.

which is good, but I don't think it's what you mean.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (PbpT7)

93 When Ace goes to an Italian place does he pinch asses?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (n1yOz)

94 Fuck you Fredo Cuomo, faccia brutta!



Posted by: kallisto



Lol, I'm afraid to ask what that means.

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (arJlL)


ugly face, or something along those lines.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (9Om/r)

95 Re best Metallica
Steve that' s like choosing between linguini, spaghetti, and angel hair. It's the same thing only different.
Go to youtube and listen to a bunch and pick what YOU like.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (48RE5)

96 The shrieking was Epstein in fear and terror as he killed himself, which he absolutely did do, so shut up conspiracy wingnuts.

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (iMDvh)

97 Most effective thing the US can do in regards to HK is cut loose a bunch of commo equipment capable of getting video out sans internet.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (eAshZ)

98 It's over, it's over now... ;-)"

Over?

It's over when ... well, you know the rest.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 06:57 PM (6qErC)

99 Suicide? Watch!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (R+gdT)

100 I can only assume he will be releasing another dog video shortly!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (yhf6w)

---
Or argue if hot dogs are sandwiches or which Late Cold War Rock Hit Has The Best Oral Sex Reference (both of these actually happened).

Guy's got a mind like a stoned teenager, so we should totes listen to his strategic insight.

Maybe Max Boot has some advice on how we can lose the Pacific Fleet in a couple of days?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

101 >>>86 ace got some gabbagool?


is that a real thing? It sounds like the jibberish Andrew Dice Clay says at the end of a nursery rhyme joke.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

102 Hey google, go suck donkey farts you rat fuckers

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (1XAal)

103 oh -- cappicola.

Got it!

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

104
Ha! This is what Project Veritas is teasing for an announcement tomorrow: the whistleblower is going public.
Posted by: Lizzy

======

I hope he's got some choice tidbits from the files he turned over to the DOJ. If we can't see those, it's a bit of a bust info-wise.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (M9ntN)

105 Thanks Berserker !

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (arJlL)

106 Looks like ace wants some Italian inside him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

107 Anon, you mean it ain't over 'til it's over? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

108 I did in fact get gabbagool on a sub.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

109
never, what is that? All I can imagine is an fried egg sandwich with black pepper.



Nah, it's scrambled egg with green peppers, in a sub roll.

Steak & (green) Peppers sub is good, too.
Peppah Steak, as we'd say here.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (z3SDL)

110 Did you get a loaf of ITALIAN BREAD?

a.k.a. a big long stick of stale bread?
Posted by: Soothsayer
-------

We're gonna need a vacuum to get up all of the crumbs in here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (LxqES)

111 42=2*3*7

1/2+1/3+1/7+1/42=1

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (3DZIZ)

112 I really wanted pepper delights, which, for those of you who haven't had them, are hot cherry peppers stuffed with provolone and proscuitto.

Then I got three subs, some white clam sauce, a bottle of wine, and cheese.

I wound up spending more than I'd planned.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

ace is hangry!

Ok, horde...time to hit the tip jar. Pepper delights don't buy themselves ya know.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

113 you mean it ain't over 'til it's over? ;-)"

Oveur, Unger.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (6qErC)

114 >>>Steak & (green) Peppers sub is good, too.
Peppah Steak, as we'd say here.

yeah that's great. I got a sausage and peppers sub with provolone baked over it.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

115 random, fair enough.
I still don't know why Metallica wanted to kill a mall, though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

116 I love Fredo whining and complaining that someone was saying a mean thing to him when he spends day in and day out saying the most vile things about the President and anyone even remotely associated with him including anyone who voted for him

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (O2RFr)

117 86 ace got some gabbagool?





is that a real thing? It sounds like the jibberish Andrew Dice Clay says at the end of a nursery rhyme joke.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

Capicola in english. Gabbagool is how the italians say it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 06:59 PM (9Om/r)

118 Have a problem and looking for knowledgeable advice
Need a on line photo storage service, see the options but what's easier and reliable
Any suggestions?

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (BbGew)

119
We're gonna need a vacuum to get up all of the crumbs in here.


You ain't kidding.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (z3SDL)

120 Recall the PV undercover Twitter videos from ~ a year ago. Think they all were foreigners - the coders, the customer account reps, the ones who reviewed TOC violations.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (bDqIh)
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Just think of all the treachery H1B visas have bought us.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (DuZls)

121 I'm not a fan of capicola, or gabbagool

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (za+mW)

122 >>>106 Looks like ace wants some Italian inside him.

if you can make that 15% less gay, I can agree.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

123 Hey! Where's my CANNOLI, bitch?!

Posted by: Guy who always says bitch at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (DuZls)

124 106
Looks like ace wants some Italian inside him.


Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

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Him and me both!

Posted by: Shep! at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

125 Methinks this is a very important story:

Senate DemonRats threaten US Supreme Court: Change, or Face Restructuring:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50583/senate-dems-give-bizarre-warning-scotus-change-or-paul-bois

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (NoKAc)

126 If you do decide to buy more albums (wait, you're buying albums?) Download the program "DLNOW" and use those 30 days to scoop up as many albums on YouTube as you can. Make sure you click the album itself. Then just paste the link into the DLNOW program, select MP3 320KB, and you're done.

Avoid St. ANGER. it's the worst sounding pile of trash you will ever listen to.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (aR6C/)

127 OT. I'm vacationing in Oregon this week. Medford/Grants Pass/Klamath
Falls area. Good lord, this state is beautiful. People actually wave and smile at me here. Quite a shock
coming from L.A.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (B4Mhv)

128 Has the Google guy hanged himself yet?
That whistle blowing can sure get you down.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (RHK2H)

129 Hey ace, I'm surprised Johnny Coldcuts didn't have anything to say about Cuomo's Fredo adventures.

Maybe you could pull him outta retirement? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

130
How 'bout some Prajute?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (z3SDL)

131 never, what is that? All I can imagine is an fried egg sandwich with black pepper.



which is good, but I don't think it's what you mean.

Fried bell peppers and scrambled eggs on a bun. Done right are really good.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (K22Va)

132 127 OT. I'm vacationing in Oregon this week. Medford/Grants Pass/Klamath
Falls area. Good lord, this state is beautiful. People actually wave and smile at me here. Quite a shock
coming from L.A.

Don't wear a MAGA hat or go to Portland

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

133
prahjute = prosciutto

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:01 PM (z3SDL)

134 ace got some gabbagool? "

So much for Kosher...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:02 PM (6qErC)

135 Hey! Where's my CANNOLI, bitch?!
Posted by: Guy who always says bitch

If Fredo's sister is giving you the cannoli, Pass!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 13, 2019 07:02 PM (mOcZx)

136 Why oh why don't more sandwich shops offer pepperoni for their subs???

Togo's, I'm looking at YOU...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)

137 117. I never said gabbagool but I have said 'pershoot'

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:02 PM (za+mW)

138 Mmmmmmmm
Hot cherry pepper delights
*drools*
That's the problem living in flyover country, no decent Eyetalican food!

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (nzMzm)

139 68
Wednesday WAS spaghetti day, for supper, that is.

I'd love to know how that originated.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:54 PM (z3SDL)


I always thought it was Sunday, but I'm not Italian, so what do I know?

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

140 I'm quite the fan of 'gentleman's sausage.' Every time to go cross country, I ask my readers to identify places where I can get it as inexpensively as possible.

Oddly, they keep sending me to smokehouses, butcher shops and delicatessens. I've tried to make some time there, but they just tell me to get out when I stare longingly at their crotches.

Posted by: Sausage Generaloberst Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)

141 Former prosecutor George Parry, who writes some very insightful posts at American Spectator suggested that rather than suicide or homicide, Epstein might have died accidentally of autoerotic asphyxiation. This could explain the earlier incident when he was found with bruises on his neck
Epstein may have not been "satisfied" with just jacking off, but decided to go for the erotic high of near asphyxiating, but passed out and choked to death.

Posted by: Wethal at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (3RspO)

142 >>I hope he's got some choice tidbits from the files he turned over to the DOJ. If we can't see those, it's a bit of a bust info-wise.

Eh, not a bust if facilitated the transfer of the info from the Google insider to the DoJ.

Would not be the first time PV worked with authorities based on what they've uncovered. The stopped the Disrupt J20 Inauguration eve attack, some of the planners arrested.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (bDqIh)

143 Have a problem and looking for knowledgeable advice
Need a on line photo storage service, see the options but what's easier and reliable
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Skip
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I've used PhotoBucket for years, but it has become a pestilence of pop-ups. I would avoid it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (LxqES)

144 82 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 06:56 PM (1XAal)


Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

145
If Trump doesn't *forcefully* defend Hong Kong, he's a coward and a ChiCom tool.

True Conservatives always want to start wars over things we can't possibly win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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People that live in a major metropolis like NYC shouldn't try to start fights with countries that have Thermonuclear Armed ICBMs.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (EK+Pw)

146
I'm not a fan of capicola, or gabbagool

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (za+mW)


Yeah me either. I grew up in the most non italian 100% italian family. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (9Om/r)

147 That's the problem living in flyover country"

Yeah. We have to make do with Hatch Peppers.

And no, you can't have any.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (6qErC)

148 The Fredo moniker may be unfair in one regard- Fredo was a patriot, the only member of his family that approved of Michael serving in WWII

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (wkI02)

149
Ace, did you make any deplorable friends uncomfortable at the deli because they couldn't pronounce the names of the high-falutin ingredients your cultivated palate prefers?

I know how rough that can be.

You should write a column all about it, to get it off your chest.

Posted by: David Brooks at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (f5Eh/)

150 whatever Italian sub you get, the long hots are a must.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (za+mW)

151 Hatch peppers = good
Orrin Hatch peppers = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

152 >Any prosecution of BHO or HRC for anything, even jaywalking, will require air tight incontrovertible evidence and even then at least a third of the country will either deny it or say that the prosecution was racially or misogynistically motivated and therefore should never have happened in the first place.

A huge portion of that shitty attitude will be thrown to the wind when bars slam shut. Not logical, but human nature I'm afraid.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (h5YPk)

153 I hope you picked up a nice Chianti to go with your racism.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

- - - - - - - -

And some Prosecco for the distaff side of the horde.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kGBB1)

154 Don't wear a MAGA hat or go to Portland

I'm steering clear of Portland and Eugene. Driving to Brookings tomorrow.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (B4Mhv)

155 Prosciutto is the shizznit

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

156

Speaking of Togo's...

What do you call natives of Togo?

(Togo is a tiny country in Africa, established as "Togoland" by Germany in 1884.)

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (z3SDL)

157 I still miss Quizno's. Expensive but man they made tasty subs. And all the horseradish in the world to dip with!!

They had some torpedo sandwiches that were to die for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)

158 " 127 OT. I'm vacationing in Oregon this week. Medford/Grants Pass/Klamath
Falls area. Good lord, this state is beautiful. People actually wave and smile at me here."

Oregon is 2 states....Portland and everything else.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (FiUMj)

159 Epstein must have been really dedicated to hanging himself. Reports I saw said he had to kneel down to constrict the noose. From what I've heard, most suicide attempts fail because the person's will to live takes over.
People who shoot themselves flinch. Jumpers reach back. People who use pills suddenly change their minds and call 911.
If all he had to do was stand up, he must have been very dedicated to the attempt.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (9t0Zz)

160 >>Wednesday WAS spaghetti day, for supper, that is.

>>I'd love to know how that originated.


It was started by the Prince Spaghetti Company.

https://tinyurl.com/y26gzhs2

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

161 >>>150 whatever Italian sub you get, the long hots are a must.

I skip them. I like the base sub and I don't want to distract from it.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

162 Senate DemonRats threaten US Supreme Court: Change, or Face Restructuring:



Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (NoKAc)

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Threats are a sign of weakness. Never threaten.

Vito Corleone taught me that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

163 21


MLK in 2019:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJUaXk8yyE

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (z3SDL)



Funny. Anyone got the 2020 version?

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (vWMNq)

164 >Any prosecution of BHO or HRC for anything, even jaywalking, will require air tight incontrovertible evidence and even then at least a third of the country will either deny it or say that the prosecution was racially or misogynistically motivated and therefore should never have happened in the first place.


A third of the country will say that.
They know it is not true, but they will say it.

Because that was supposed to be their despot who was going to take "the others" shit and give to them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (1g7ch)

165 That's the problem living in flyover country, no decent Eyetalican food!

hmm.. I beg to differ. Kansas City has some great Italian restaurants.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (dUJdY)

166 "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

'Stop resisting, Epstein, stop resisting' is more like it.

With an Italian accent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (Z4rgH)

167 146. I hate when that happens, seriously.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (za+mW)

168 That's the problem living in flyover country"



Yeah. We have to make do with Hatch Peppers.



And no, you can't have any.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (6qErC)

==
There used to be a local grocery store chain that would bring in hatch Peppers and then have them roasted in the parking lot in a giant roaster. We always bought a 20 pound bag of roasted Hatches. It was a lot of fun and good eating.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (pw+jk)

169 I've been to Sicily.

They don't talk like new Jersey retards. They talk like sicilians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (Ct55T)

170 Country Boy, your IP address must be banned - was probably used by a spammer at some point

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (+72t1)

171 If all he had to do was stand up, he must have been very dedicated to the attempt.


He held himself down with his foot on the back of his neck. Possibly both feet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

172 I skip them. I like the base sub and I don't want to distract from it.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

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I always get two - one to eat at home, and one for the park while Paolo does his thing.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

173 The shriek was clearly "Hilary put the diaper back on!" Followed by the unmistakable sound of someone being smothered.

sweet dreams everyone!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (6/uwW)

174 Speaking of Togo's...

What do you call natives of Togo?
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I have some Togo currency. So far, it has not attracted the attention of Soros. My plan is working.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (LxqES)

175
Hmmm. I wonder if any of our illustrious tech monopolists took any flights on the Lolita Express down Fantasy Pedo Island?

Eric Schmidt has that look, now that I'm thinking about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (NMAzL)

176 Okay, now that it's an open thread, I got two questions for the Horde

What is Metallica's all-time best song?
What is their best album?

And yes, I ask because I'm finally getting some of them. I now have Kill A Mall, Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning, Metallica (the black album) and And Justice For All.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Get S&M then you will pretty much have all the good stuff.

Maybe Garage days as well

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (M+Lyo)

177 hmm.. I beg to differ. Kansas City has some great Italian restaurants.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (dUJdY)

So does St. Louis. On The Hill.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

178 grocery store chain that would bring in hatch Peppers and then have them roasted in the parking lot in a giant roaster. "

Local HEB and Krogers do that. Makes it tough to stick to a shopping list...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (6qErC)

179 Senate DemonRats threaten US Supreme Court: Change, or Face Restructuring:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50583/senate-dems-give-bizarre-warning-scotus-change-or-paul-bois

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (NoKAc)


It's almost like they WANT to spark a civil war, isn't it?

Posted by: filbert at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (NiXyF)

180 Epstein died of a one thousand-foot fall.

Either that, or one thousand one-foot falls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

181 Best Metallica song: Battery

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (Ct55T)

182 Wednesday WAS spaghetti day, for supper, that is.

Prince spaghetti day was Wednesday, no? All the goomba's around here made red gravy on Sunday.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (K22Va)

183
He held himself down with his foot on the back of his neck. Possibly both feet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

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No, he simply tied his hands behind his back after he got the noose on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)

184 >>>150 whatever Italian sub you get, the long hots are a must.

I skip them. I like the base sub and I don't want to distract from it.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)


You know who else was obsessed with ensuring the purity of sandwiches?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

185 If all he had to do was stand up, he must have been very dedicated to the attempt.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (9t0Zz)
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It was kind of like his previous attempt when he tried to beat himself to death.

Posted by: Gullible Press at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

186
I hate it when they shriek. Man up and die like a man, I always say.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man. at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (NMAzL)

187 And yes, I ask because I'm finally getting some of them. I now have Kill A Mall, Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning, Metallica (the black album) and And Justice For All.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

I love Ride the Lightning, almost sexually. Trapped Under Ice kicks major ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

188 Hmmm. I wonder if any of our illustrious tech monopolists took any flights on the Lolita Express down Fantasy Pedo Island?

Eric Schmidt has that look, now that I'm thinking about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Sergey Brin is on a flight manifesto.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (mOcZx)

189 >>Prince spaghetti day was Wednesday, no?

Anthony!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)

190 Best Metallica song Orion

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (M+Lyo)

191 So has OJ found Epstein's killers yet?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)

192 hot cherry peppers stuffed with provolone and proscuitto
Can you taste the provolone, or is it just a texture thing? Since it's such a gentle, milky flavored cheese, I'd think hot peppers and prosciutto would overwhelm the cheese.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (9t0Zz)

193 Somewhere and Warai, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

194 Berserker, I hope your mom was a good cook at least, geez.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:09 PM (za+mW)

195 Gabba-gabba-gool!

Posted by: Fredo Flintistone at August 13, 2019 07:10 PM (DuZls)

196 The odds are pretty good MCC guards who had the misfortune to be working when Epstein...err, died...along with other prisoners who had the misfortune to be in the Deep State's Lubyanka that day, will start to disappear and/or die in accidents soon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 13, 2019 07:10 PM (iw59Q)

197 Orion is pretty gd good...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:10 PM (Ct55T)

198 Best tenor aria?

Since I'm trying to imagine Epsteins murder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 07:10 PM (h5YPk)

199 It was kind of like his previous attempt when he tried to beat himself to death.

Posted by: Gullible Press at August 13, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

===

I tried that once but all I got was blisters and really sore. Couldn't piss straight for a week.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

200 "Epstein may have not been "satisfied" with just jacking off, but decided to go for the erotic high of near asphyxiating, but passed out and choked to death. "

I thought it was against the rules to jack off in prison.

Posted by: Andy Pooper at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

201 I've been to Sicily.

They don't talk like new Jersey retards. They talk like sicilians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:06 PM (Ct55T)

Which means they say nuthin', cause they didn't see nuthin'

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (NFEMn)

202 Fade to Black is Metallica's most accessible song. And pretty darned good.

Best song, I don't know.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (DuZls)

203 and one for the park while Paolo does his thing.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)


Dining out while the wife is ball gagged.

Posted by: WUT at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (MAstk)

204 Togolese


You're welcome


Off to the gym

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

205
Has anyone seen Ghislaine Maxwell lately?

I was reading something last night that said the FBI "lost track" of her whereabouts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (NMAzL)

206 I tried that once but all I got was blisters and really sore. Couldn't piss straight for a week."

So, pretty much every teenage dude, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (6qErC)

207 Epstein: Arkancide. No doubt.

Hong Kong: China making a play to pressure Trump on trade. It won't work. China will crack down on Hong Kong anyway (they have no choice). Lose-lose-lose (international opinion/US Trade/Hong Kong economic engine) for the Chicoms. They did it to themselves.

Posted by: filbert at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (NiXyF)

208 192. not if you use the sharp provolone

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (za+mW)

209 Anthonnnyyyyyyy!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (sGotD)

210 Jeffrey Epstein, cause of death: Wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

211 For flashes of brilliance, Megaedeth > Metallica. But for solid consistent output in their golden age, Metallica wins.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (Ct55T)

212 FYI, I prefer my exotic meat in the Room of Love.

Posted by: David Brooks at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (f5Eh/)

213
I was reading something last night that said the FBI "lost track" of her whereabouts.



She's at Joseph Misfud's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

214 OT: There will be a Friends reunion in theaters, in which they show reruns, plus cast interviews. Whoa.

I won't be going, of course, but one of my favorite things is to see how people who are famous when they're young and pretty age. Do they do it gracefully, or are they all fat and gross?

This is important because I won't always be 29 and I need to know what to look out for.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

215 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)
**********
Fade to Black, One , Actually anything off Ride the Lightning, Black Album

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (BqBId)

216
Togolese

Posted by: rhomboid



Yes, Togolese is the correct demonym for the natives of Togo.

You all learned a thing (or two), today.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (z3SDL)

217 165
That's the problem living in flyover country, no decent Eyetalican food!

Chicago still has good stuff. Still have a few restaurants with owners who STILL speak shitty English after being here since the early 70's.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (K22Va)

218 ... and Exodus is always there if you just feel like punching a mf-er.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (Ct55T)

219 147 That's the problem living in flyover country"

Yeah. We have to make do with Hatch Peppers.

And no, you can't have any.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 07:04 PM (6qErC)

*throws yellow hanky*
Personal Foul, 15 yards : Taunting

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (nzMzm)

220 >>>We had spaghetti tonight in honor of Fredo

not in honor, but i'm making sauce bolognese over linguine. sautéed zucchini instead, for me.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (gOcqq)

221 156: Togoans

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (mFoNl)

222 Sorry, I went out and it took longer than I thought it would. (I stopped by an Italian market

They're still selling Italians? I thought that was stopped in the 1970s.

to get Italian-type things, in honor of Fredo.)

I hope you mean you got an italian hoagie. Or a pizza. Or both.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (nmtEZ)

223 I was reading something last night that said the FBI "lost track" of her whereabouts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (NMAzL)
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Heard that too.

All this stuff--it's a Festivus miracle!

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (DuZls)

224
I won't be going, of course, but one of my favorite things is to see how people who are famous when they're young and pretty age. Do they do it gracefully, or are they all fat and gross?



The men from Friends are fat, the women from Friends are mostly synthetic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

225 did you get the cannoli?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (+72t1)



More importantly, DID YOU LEAVE THE GUN???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (Mouru)

226 Epstein: Arkancide. No doubt.



Hong Kong: China making a play to pressure Trump on trade. It
won't work. China will crack down on Hong Kong anyway (they have no
choice). Lose-lose-lose (international opinion/US Trade/Hong Kong
economic engine) for the Chicoms. They did it to themselves.

Posted by: filbert at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (NiXyF)

===
I agree in general. It is like the CCP is trying screw themselves worse than the demofascist party.
Trump is amazing at getting people to drop their masks, fuck themselves in the butt, and then do it over and over.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (pw+jk)

227 208 192. not if you use the sharp provolone
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (za+mW)

Don't like how it cuts the roof of my mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

228 For flashes of brilliance, Megaedeth > Metallica. But for solid consistent output in their golden age, Metallica wins.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:12 PM (Ct55T)

Love me some MD. They have kept more in their tradition, not changing much.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (M+Lyo)

229 Man these Fredo Lay chips are ruining my shit!

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (u9rfO)

230 205


Has anyone seen Ghislaine Maxwell lately?


She's currently in the bath. Not to worry, though. There are FBI agents in the next room, playing cards.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

231 155 Prosciutto is the shizznit
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:05 PM (NW

Especially when used with Gorgonzola or goat cheese and figs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (7bcfy)

232 My grandmother was Sicilian and my grandfather was born here from parents born outside Naples and my grandmother and her mother ( who almost made 100) talked in Sicilian and kept my grandfather out of the loop.

My grandparents were married 60 years--but they didn't consider my grandfather "one of them."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (NFEMn)

233 Has anyone seen Ghislaine Maxwell lately?

I was reading something last night that said the FBI "lost track" of her whereabouts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:11 PM (NMAzL)

Has the FBI ever kept track of anyone? Sheesh....

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

234 Anthony!

It's pronounced Antony!

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (K22Va)

235 Someone, they asked for an Italian long hot?

Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

236
Hah. Fredo Cuomo memes galore:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353037

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (NMAzL)

237 Obligatory for a thread with gabbagool and muzadel.

The Bensonhurst Spelling Bee (with some Sopranos cast memebers):

https://youtu.be/qcp8rN-YqLw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (fuK7c)

238
Togoans

Posted by: Moki



No, but that sounds right.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (z3SDL)

239 I remember the great Togo-Dinein wars...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (Ct55T)

240 James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII
TOMORROW: Our ML Fairness Google insider comes out of the shadows.

AND: OVER A THOUSAND of pages of internal documents are released.

Google might take this new video down.

Sign up for our video list NOW -- so you don't miss our latest on Google:

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (BqBId)

241 Update: Oh boy: shrieking heard coming from Epstein's cell the moment he was suicided.


Overheard: "GET ON THE CART, YOU BIG BABY!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (Mouru)

242 @32

1. Orion
2. ...And Justice for All

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (owkQl)

243 Now I've got Fade to Black running in my head.

Not quite as annoying as J. Gile's Freeze Frame.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

244
Togo is where the Drive-Thru was invented.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (z3SDL)

245 Best one I've seen

John McAfee on Twitter: "I was stunned by Epstein's suicide, though probably not as much as Epstein himself."

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (48RE5)

246 hmm.. I beg to differ. Kansas City has some great Italian restaurants.
I don't know if it's still there, but American Fork, UT (middle of nowhere farm town) used to have a really really good, genuine Italian food restaurant. Apparently a bunch of old school mobsters who didn't like all the publicity hound mobster's lifestyle relocated to a tiny town with zero FBI presence. They brought their Italian Grandma cooks with them.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (9t0Zz)

247 232 My grandmother was Sicilian and my grandfather was born here from parents born outside Naples and my grandmother and her mother ( who almost made 100) talked in Sicilian and kept my grandfather out of the loop.

My grandparents were married 60 years--but they didn't consider my grandfather "one of them."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (NFEMn)

My dad was Sicilian...youngest of 4. Only one born in the US.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

248 Fade to Black is Metallica's most accessible song. And pretty darned good.

That was the last song KNAC played before they went off the air.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (B4Mhv)

249 The men from Friends are fat, the women from Friends are mostly synthetic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


I've seen Joey (new series) and Chandler (Odd Couple), but not Ross. It's like he's dead. Last thing I saw him in was Band of Brothers, in which he played a douchenozzle.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

250 Speck > Prosciutto

Fight me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (Ct55T)

251
I'm betting Ghislaine gets the Kashoggi special. She's probably been cut up into a thousand pieces and scattered all over the ocean by now.

Now, Epstein had three, *three* other women who acted as his procurers. A total of four babes.

He supposedly had a "recruiting network" all over the world for picking prime Lolitas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (NMAzL)

252 Best one I've seen

John McAfee on Twitter: "I was stunned by Epstein's suicide, though probably not as much as Epstein himself."
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (48RE5)

Boom

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (M+Lyo)

253 The thing with "Fredo" is just another instance of the Reds failing to grasp that in the Trump era, they cannot just tee off on conservatives with impunity, the way they used to.

Any time they try to make some yardage on something, Trump finds a way to stick it up their asses. (In this case, with the "Fredo unhinged" t-shirts, and torpedoing their "red flag" initiative (which is ironic on so many levels).

Yet, somehow, they never learn. The only way for them to win this game is not to play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

254 Blackened > ...and Justice for All

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (IVoO9)

255 Has anyone seen Ghislaine Maxwell lately?

She's currently in the bath. Not to worry, though. There are FBI agents in the next room, playing cards.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:14 PM (T6t7i)



She just had a nice chat while strolling the prison grounds with Bob Bennett.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (Mouru)

256 Can walk between Italian eateries here, don't get it to often but love it

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (BbGew)

257 Epstein sleeps with the Fishes

Posted by: Doggfish at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (KvA9R)

258 to get Italian-type things, in honor of Fredo.
---------------------------------------------------------

Order the veal. It's the best in the city.

Posted by: Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (NFEMn)

259 https://youtu.be/qcp8rN-YqLw
Posted by: Bandersnatch

-----

Saw this awhile ago. It took me a few viewings to finally understand what Kelly Ripa's "husband" was bitching about.

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Y4EXg)

260 175
Hmmm. I wonder if any of our illustrious tech monopolists took any flights on the Lolita Express down Fantasy Pedo Island?

Eric Schmidt has that look, now that I'm thinking about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:07 PM (NMAzL)


I thought I saw that Sergey Brin, the Russian-born Google exec and cheater was on that list, more than once.

And Nathan Myhrvold, a Microsoft early senior employee and maybe the top 6 on original MS stock, has been pictured at Pedo Island smiling with Jeff and the girls.

He looks a lot like Dersh, especially to a 16 year old European girl that has been manipulated and forced to give "massages" to fat old white guys, while smiling.


But since they are better than us, who are we to ask?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

261 Sicilian isn't the same language as Italian.
Kinda like Russian and Ukrainian I guess.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (48RE5)

262 TOP.MEN have reassured me that I have nothing to fear from an all powerful State that includes the police, judiciary, and the investigative agencies all working in concert with the legislative traitors because all of them are really interested in my personal well-being and future prospects,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

263 "Fredo": BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (NiXyF)

264 Blackened > ...and Justice for All
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (IVoO9)

Underrated album. One of my faves

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (M+Lyo)

265

This thread is turning into that scene in the Dom DeLuise movie Fatso where the guys from Chubby Checkers are supposed to help him from binge eating and it ends up an orgy of food

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (3bFb9)

266 >> The odds are pretty good MCC guards who had the misfortune to be working when Epstein...err, died...along with other prisoners who had the misfortune to be in the Deep State's Lubyanka that day, will start to disappear and/or die in accidents soon.


Hey, remember after Benghazi when the survivors were forced to sign NDAs and moved to new locations under different names and stuff - Obama admin made it almost impossible to respond to Congressional subpoenas (though I think a few eventually met with a few)?

Good times.
It's a mystery why people don't trust the feds, just the strangest thing. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (bDqIh)

267 Yes, Togolese is the correct demonym for the natives of Togo.

You all learned a thing (or two), today.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (z3SDL)

I thought those were names like Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Pazuzu, etc.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

268 Last thing I saw him in was Band of Brothers, in which he played a douchenozzle.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)


Typecasting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

269 >>It's pronounced Antony!

Common misconception. Listen to the original ad I posted at 160.

Living in Boston, we heard variations of this ad constantly.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

270 It's pronounced Antony!

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:15 PM (K22Va)
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No. Ant'ny

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

271 And Justice for All. Great Album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2019 07:20 PM (nDe2U)

272 Sources familiar with things telling CBS things are not high on my list of credible information providers...

Posted by: jbspry at August 13, 2019 07:20 PM (d/n9j)

273 264 Blackened > ...and Justice for All
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:17 PM (IVoO9)

Underrated album. One of my faves
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (M+Lyo)

I call it peak Metallica...all downhill from there

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2019 07:21 PM (WhTSP)

274 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:21 PM (AWqtp)

275 >>I call it peak Metallica...


The European Tour for Lightning was the peak.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (IVoO9)

276
My dad was Sicilian...youngest of 4. Only one born in the US.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

What was weird about my grandfather is that he never talked like an Italian--either a native born or an Italian-American. no accent at all. No wild gesticulating , no bravado. He was quiet, and he didn't even look particularly Italian. He was actually proud when people thought he was German or something.

I found out after he died that he didn't even speak English until he was ten years old. It was always Italian in his father's house.

Posted by: Virgil at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (NFEMn)

277 Trump to Dems:

Would you like to play...a game?

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

278 The Boots from that tour fucking kill all.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (IVoO9)

279 The shrieking heard from Epstein's cell was from all the demons who suddenly had to find a new home or homes. The police union thugs were prepossessed so were off-limits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (AWqtp)

280 No. Ant'ny
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

2nd ed

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (48RE5)

281 John McAfee is more perverted than Epstein was. And much more unstable.


Better McAfee tweets about him eating his dick:

if not, I will eat my dick on national television.

-- John McAfee (@officialmcafee) July 17, 2017


When I predicted Bitcoin at $500,000 by the end of 2020, it used a model that predicted $5,000 at the end of 2017. BTC has accelerated much faster than my model assumptions. I now predict Bircoin at $1 million by the end of 2020. I will still eat my dick if wrong. pic.twitter.com/WVx3E71nyD

-- John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 29, 2017


The guy's a total lunatic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:23 PM (nmtEZ)

282 Before I leave for work in the morning I usually watch RFD TV, (dog likes all the animals on the TV) and usually the farm reports is on, and they were talking about trade prices for various crops, and what caught my ear is that apparently China is waiting until after the election for the real negotiating to start, as they expect Joe Biden to win.
Chef Boyardee, are they gonna be disappointed.

Posted by: Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News at August 13, 2019 07:23 PM (5Davv)

283 >>Hmmm. I wonder if any of our illustrious tech monopolists took any flights on the Lolita Express down Fantasy Pedo Island?

Eric Schmidt has that look, now that I'm thinking about it.


Eric Schmidt, the guy who had an affair with Wendi Deng when they were both still married?

Looks like he did - according to a link someone posted yesterday that included a picture of Schmidt and one of Epsteins girls.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:23 PM (bDqIh)

284 Okay I giggled imagining the one of the Democrat Presidential candidates having to deal with Pinhead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:23 PM (AWqtp)

285 Common misconception. Listen to the original ad I posted at 160.

I posted before I saw yours but they did pronounce it like Axeman says, Ant'ny around here. Every family had one.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:23 PM (K22Va)

286 I'm just saying that if anybody touches or vigorously rums his junk then puts his fingers in my face/nose, that somebody is going get a few crotch punches. He will be lucky to ever touch anything that he considers his junk every again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 07:24 PM (pw+jk)

287 Sicilian isn't the same language as Italian.
Kinda like Russian and Ukrainian I guess.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:18 PM (48RE5)

Sicilian contains a lot of Arabic words.

Posted by: Virgil at August 13, 2019 07:24 PM (NFEMn)

288 Bonhomme.. the best italian I ever had, I kid you not was a little out of the way place in Branson of all places. It was outside of town about 5 miles. A place called Petrocelli's. We stumbled across it years ago and got to talking to the owner. Him and his mom did all the cooking. He was only open for dinner. Best damn food I ever had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

289 The shrieking heard from Epstein's cell was from all the demons who suddenly had to find a new home or homes.
A herd of nearby pigs drowned themselves in the sea.
Damndest thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:24 PM (9t0Zz)

290 bad news, my globohomo newsfeed tells me GOP challenger Bill Weld will come. apparently he has ripped trump for boasts or something.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (JziUy)

291 Off Virgil sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (NFEMn)

292 Okay I giggled imagining the one of the Democrat Presidential candidates having to deal with Pinhead.

If they had to deal with Leatherface, THAT would be entertaining.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

293 >>I posted before I saw yours but they did pronounce it like Axeman says, Ant'ny around here. Every family had one.

It's pretty funny that a spaghetti company inserted the idea that everyone should eat spaghetti on Wednesdays.

But you can get some of the best Italian food you will ever eat there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Thanks for all the good info on Metallica, guys.
I didn't realize how many great licks they had until I recently heard my nephew play them on my guitar. OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Did you hear the latest? While nobody was watching Epstein cremated himself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (n1yOz)

296 Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (K22Va)

No doubt, but I avoid Cook County as a gerneral rule, because - reasons.

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (nzMzm)

297 Last thing I saw him in was Band of Brothers, in which he played a douchenozzle.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)


The true story about that character is actually a little sad. He's remembered differently by E Company vets, some of whom hated him and some who appreciated him later, after he'd been relieved/sidelined. The real Herbert Sobel was invited to all of the reunions but never attended.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (t+qrx)

298 >>John McAfee is more perverted than Epstein was. And much more unstable.


Have you ween this? Bananas

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (bDqIh)

299
There will be a Friends reunion in theaters, in which they show reruns, plus cast interviews. Whoa.

I won't be going, of course, but one of my favorite things is to see how people who are famous when they're young and pretty age. Do they do it gracefully, or are they all fat and gross?

======

Jennifer Anniston looks great in the Horrible Bosses movies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (M9ntN)

300 bad news, my globohomo newsfeed tells me GOP challenger Bill Weld will come.

-------

He's not even breathing fast

Posted by: Josephistan at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (Izzlo)

301 290 bad news, my globohomo newsfeed tells me GOP challenger Bill Weld will come. apparently he has ripped trump for boasts or something.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:25 PM (JziUy)


He's about to break that 0.01% popularity barrier!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

302 MacAfee movie Link:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6071534/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (bDqIh)

303 Northernlurker, what are the odds???!!!?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

304 Norah O'Donnell @NorahODonnell
.@CBSNews has learned corrections officers may have falsified reports that they checked in on Jeffrey Epstein in jail as required by protocol.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (BqBId)

305 Listening to "Hit The Lights" right now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

306 Just now on Faux.

Martha had her ass handed to her with that "expert" who didn't know squat about Epstein.

She's as stupid as Fredo.

We'll call her... Freda. The lesser. Lesser than Dana Pernio, the dog humper.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (3H9h1)

307 No doubt, but I avoid Cook County as a gerneral rule, because - reasons.

You are a smart Heirloominati.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (K22Va)

308 the stuffed hot peppers are called 'shooters' here

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (za+mW)

309 Did you hear the latest? While nobody was watching Epstein cremated himself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (n1yOz)


Please tell me you're kidding.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (dUJdY)

310 MacAfee movie Link:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6071534/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (bDqIh)
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They made a movie about virus protection software?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (iB1oa)

311 I do find it interesting that on the cover of Kill A Mall, the blood stain looks a bit like a toddler sucking his thumb...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

312 Please lord make it so....

https://tinyurl.com/yyqreu3k

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (u9rfO)

313

Don't be surprised if Fake News digs into a few of those prison guards and finds a couple of Trump voters.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (z3SDL)

314 Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 07:26 PM (bDqIh)

I saw it. He's into some really sick shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (nmtEZ)

315 Not necessarily favorite Metallica song, that's mood dependent, but the Video for One with the clips from Johnny Got His Gun is freakin' awesome

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (48RE5)

316 Frida is part of ABBA, let's not jinx the name

https://youtu.be/372436tJiaM

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (AWqtp)

317 > "Breathe, Epstein, breathe".

> Or more likely "Die, Epstein, die".

Embrace the power of "and".

"Breathe this cyanide, Epstein, or we'll hit your nads with the cattle prod again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (tY4MP)

318 The black album was the beginning of the end. Masterfully engineered, garbage tunes. Just like Chili Peppers "Blood Sugar" in fact. Honor what came before.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (owkQl)

319 So, whack the Chicoms with additional tariffs and then the Chicoms manipulate their currency to keep their economy from tanking. Treasury then hits them with sanctions for currency manipulation. Now the new tariffs come off and the market rebounds. And the sanctions remain and are more punative than tariffs and harder to avoid.
Was this the plan all along?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (dMoB0)

320 the stuffed hot peppers are called 'shooters' here
******
That's what they do the next morning ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (BqBId)

321 Bonhomme.. the best italian I ever had, I kid you not was a little out of the way place in Branson of all places.
There's a little old Italian guy on YouTube who filmed his red sauce process. It was an all-day affair starting from the proper tomatoes, reduced over a fire pit, mash separated from the peels, etc.

In the video he talks about how this was what every Italian family did in the summer, even walking miles to get the right tomatoes. He laments that even in Italy, most people just buy canned tomato sauce.
What a waste.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (9t0Zz)

322 >>>My dad was Sicilian

mine too. our family owned cannerys in chicago and ca.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (gOcqq)

323 Bonhomme.. the best italian I ever had, I kid you
not was a little out of the way place in Branson of all places. It was
outside of town about 5 miles. A place called Petrocelli's. We stumbled
across it years ago and got to talking to the owner. Him and his mom
did all the cooking. He was only open for dinner. Best damn food I
ever had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

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The best I had was In Porto Fino in off season as I was at a German trade show so took a few weeks to eurail pass.
It was called Fruites De Mare and had every possible seafood in it and cooked in a brick oven. When it came we asked for Parmesan cheese. The waiter recoiled in horror. No really. After he composed himself he said "I will not tell the chef you said that." Mrs Jukin and I still laugh about that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

324 214 OT: There will be a Friends reunion in theaters, in which they show reruns, plus cast interviews. Whoa.

I won't be going, of course, but one of my favorite things is to see how people who are famous when they're young and pretty age. Do they do it gracefully, or are they all fat and gross?

This is important because I won't always be 29 and I need to know what to look out for.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

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Pep,

Fox has a rebooted BH 90210 with the original cast on TV now. I never it or the original, but they do look older.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (EK+Pw)

325 What was weird about my grandfather is that he never talked like an Italian--either a native born or an Italian-American. no accent at all. No wild gesticulating , no bravado. He was quiet, and he didn't even look particularly Italian. He was actually proud when people thought he was German or something.

I found out after he died that he didn't even speak English until he was ten years old. It was always Italian in his father's house.

Posted by: Virgil at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (NFEMn)

I don't recall his brothers or sister having any accent at all either. Their parents only spoke Sicilian...with a few words of broken English thrown in. ("Spaghetti stay...water go" was always a family favorite. He was trying to buy a colander and that's what he told the store clerk).

My dad's oldest brother married a girl of German descent. He didn't tell his parents for 3 years that they were married. That was a YUGE no-no.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

326 312 Please lord make it so....

https://tinyurl.com/yyqreu3k
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 07:28 PM (u9rfO)


Sharpton/Williamson 2020!

To hell with policies - we're going for the straight entertainment value!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

327 305 Listening to "Hit The Lights" right now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

The Four Horsemen is good and I always liked Am I Evil.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (u9rfO)

328
China is waiting until after the election for the real negotiating to start, as they expect Joe Biden to win.
Chef Boyardee, are they gonna be disappointed.
Posted by: Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News

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This is going to be fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (M9ntN)

329 Before we gave you the gift of our cuisine, you animals were living in trees and eating rat.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (6/uwW)

330 >>@CBSNews has learned corrections officers may have falsified reports that they checked in on Jeffrey Epstein in jail as required by protocol.

Obviously Barr should have known that a couple prison guards were going to lie and falsify documents.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

331 McAfee while in Belize murdered someone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (AWqtp)

332 Al Notso Sharpton, RUN WE MUCH

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)

333 This is important because I won't always be 29 and I need to know what to look out for.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)


I'm already old. I don't need any reminders.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

334 (I stopped by an Italian market to get Italian-type things, in honor of Fredo.)
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Are you allowed carbs on your diet, Ace??
https://tinyurl.com/y42djbpf

(Stolen from an Analpundit tweet replier.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (Dh1wo)

335 The true story about that character is actually a
little sad. He's remembered differently by E Company vets, some of whom
hated him and some who appreciated him later, after he'd been
relieved/sidelined. The real Herbert Sobel was invited to all of the
reunions but never attended.

Posted by: hogmartin


Yeah, I read the book. Thanks to Sobel, they were apparently in better shape than the guys responsible for getting them in shape.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

336 >>ust like Chili Peppers "Blood Sugar" in fact.


Blood Sugar Sex Magic is fuckingawesome when compared to the Black Album.

That Under the Bridge shit is where the Peppers died.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (IVoO9)

337 >> Breathe this cyanide, Epstein,

Don't be silly. I used the Black Oil.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (NMAzL)

338 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:22 PM (AWqtp)

Anna, be careful how you spread the knowledge of your powers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

339 John McAfee on Twitter: "I was stunned by Epstein's suicide, though probably not as much as Epstein himself."
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (48RE5)
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Yeah, but I could have sworn some people were making that joke (or a similar one) before he was suicided?

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

340 but passed out and choked to death.


But I don't wanna buy a Batman Costume.

Posted by: Butters at August 13, 2019 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

341 I posted before I saw yours but they did pronounce it like Axeman says, Ant'ny around here. Every family had one.
Posted by: dartist

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You called?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

342 McAfee while in Belize murdered someone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (AWqtp)


It's as good a place as any.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

343
I'm not saying it was aliens. It was me. On orders from the aliens.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (NMAzL)

344 Nood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (iB1oa)

345 John McAfee is more perverted than Epstein was. And much more unstable.

McAfee almost certainly killed one of his neighbors and fled. He's a complete nut, but he's also hilarious and has interesting insights.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (9t0Zz)

346 > Wednesday Is Prince Spaghetti Day

Now, see, I would've figured Prince to know a lot about maybe soul food, not spaghetti.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (tY4MP)

347 I have actually voted for Al Sharpton in a democrat primary.

I look forward to doing it again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2019 07:33 PM (Z+IKu)

348 339 John McAfee on Twitter: "I was stunned by Epstein's suicide, though probably not as much as Epstein himself."
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 07:16 PM (48RE5)
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Yeah, but I could have sworn some people were making that joke (or a similar one) before he was suicided?

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

I'm guessing at least half of the morons have made a Epstein death joke in the last couple of weeks.

I include myself in that list.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

349 There's a little old Italian guy on YouTube who filmed his red sauce
process. It was an all-day affair starting from the proper tomatoes,
reduced over a fire pit, mash separated from the peels, etc.

Pasquale? He's awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/pr68yu9

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (K22Va)

350 Obviously Barr should have known that a couple prison guards were going to lie and falsify documents.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Rush said something like the current go to defense for any government corrupt act will be "Incompetence", and everyone will believe it because so much incompetence has been blatantly on display at every level of every government agency and program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

351 319 So, whack the Chicoms with additional tariffs and then the Chicoms manipulate their currency to keep their economy from tanking. Treasury then hits them with sanctions for currency manipulation. Now the new tariffs come off and the market rebounds. And the sanctions remain and are more punitive than tariffs and harder to avoid.
Was this the plan all along?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (dMoB0)


This is the joy of the Trump era: no matter what happens, or what he does, if your his opponent you always wonder if you've been played.

You blitz the passer. It's a screen play. You shoot a gap in the O-line. It's a trap play. You tackle the ball carrier. It's a play action play. Pretty soon you're wondering if a kickoff is going to be an onside kick, regardless of score, or if a fourth down punt just might be a drop-kick field goal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

352 Not necessarily favorite Metallica song, that's mood dependent, but the Video for One with the clips from Johnny Got His Gun is freakin' awesome

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weird to think that JGHG was an anti-WWII movie, right? Trying to keep america from entering the war.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (JziUy)

353 Philadelphia, San Francisco appearances for Placido Domingo canceled amid sexual harassment claims

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (BqBId)

354 your --> you're

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

355 Uh-Oh. Now Don LeMon is being sued for sexual assault by a bartender....A BARTENDER.

When will the peasants leave these brave firefighters alone!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (zoJ0T)

356 @281

That McAfee tweet, and all the replies after it, have been appearing at the top of every Trump tweet for weeks, now. It's a scam bot, not actually real. Dude is a nutcase, but he's not giving away crypto every day to the same five women with bot-generated names.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (owkQl)

357 My favorite part about Epstein's suicide is the left pretending that ANY wandering thoughts about ...gee who could have done this... is BEYOND THE PALE plus russia emouluments and FARA and Logan Acts!!!!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (JziUy)

358 weird to think that JGHG was an anti-WWII movie, right? Trying to keep america from entering the war.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:35 PM (JziUy)


Yes - right up until June 21, 1941. After that, America had to go all-in on the war to save democracy. Also, the USSR. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

359 Obviously Barr should have known that a couple prison guards were going to lie and falsify documents.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 07:30 PM (ZLI7S

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Yep. This is the problem. They're ALL corrupt, without regard to wishful thinkers like Hannity.

If any President or AG wants to fix this mess, they'll need a parallel, handpicked bureaucratic structure - "kitchen cabinet" executive branch, or more accurately, a modern oprichnina to counter the modern boyar class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 07:37 PM (f5Eh/)

360 Uh-Oh. Now Don LeMon is being sued for sexual assault by a bartender....A BARTENDER.

When will the peasants leave these brave firefighters alone!!!!!
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 13, 2019 07:36 PM (zoJ0T)



Squeeze me LeMon !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 07:41 PM (M+Lyo)

361 @336

"Blood Sugar Sex Magic is fuckingawesome when compared to the Black Album.

That Under the Bridge shit is where the Peppers died."

What album was that song from? Yep. Blood Sugar.

I recommend Mothers Milk.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (owkQl)

362 IMO, Occams Razor demands that we consider Epsteins death a murder.

Tell me, what is simpler, that sixteen things went wrong just right so that Epstien could commit suicide, or that a couple guys went into his cell and offed him? Probably the guards themselves. Just who, exactly was this "volunteer" who just happened to be working the most high profile prisoner the place had in house?

"Meet you new volunteer, Vinnie. But you can call him "Icepick" if you want."

Posted by: West at August 13, 2019 07:42 PM (h3Ro8)

363 'That Under the Bridge shit is where the Peppers died'

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

364 I had the opposite of an Italian hero for lunch today. Turkey on white bread with processed cheese.

Posted by: vivi at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (11H2y)

365 >> Occams Razor demands that we consider Epsteins death a murder.


This.

Only one other person managed to successfully commit suicide in that prison in the last 40 years.

You have a cascade of things going wrong all at the right time. I'd like to see a probability calculation. Maybe one chance in 100 lives of the Universe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 07:44 PM (NMAzL)

366 >> Just who, exactly was this "volunteer"

Ahem. :lights another Morley:

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at August 13, 2019 07:46 PM (NMAzL)

367 mmm...never really thought about comparing BSSM to the black album back in the day. Black album was on all the time but BSSM was just all twangy so you'd go from hit to skip to hit to skip.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 07:48 PM (JziUy)

368 Some of the best Italian food I ate was in deli's in Boston's North End. Used to walk over from the North Station area.

Even had Guido and Rocko cut the line and walk into the kitchen to explain why the cook needed to make their sandwiches NOW.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (h58Hl)

369
368 Some of the best Italian food I ate was in deli's in Boston's North End. Used to walk over from the North Station area.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2019 07:50 PM (h58Hl)
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I love the North End. Amazing food.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2019 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

370 I'm guessing at least half of the morons have made a Epstein death joke in the last couple of weeks.

I include myself in that list.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

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I would have, except I don't have the skill to make a funny joke like so many of the morons here.

Thank you all for the laughs.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 07:59 PM (EK+Pw)

371 Ho Li Fuk! Siri actually DOES say "Fredo Cuomo" when you ask about Chris Cuomo!
But Alexa does not.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (ySYar)

372 So the Clintons Khashoggied Epstein, and no one on the Left seems to care?

INteresting.

Posted by: red_speck at August 14, 2019 01:02 AM (gS3OW)

373 "... there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell,"Some people just don't like being suicided.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (+9AX9)

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