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"You know, we (meaning the federal government) has given a lot of money over the years to fix problems that never seem to get fixed. Like education, for example. Think of the billions of dollars being spent on public schools compared with the functional illiterates our schools produce regularly and yet money continues to be spent.

"Or, what about our blighted urban centers? Like Baltimore. Once again, literally *billions* of dollars in aid has been given, year after year, to the city of Baltimore, but it's still a corrupt, crime-ridden sh*thole. And nobody seems to be asking the obvious questions, why is this happening? Why do we keep spending money and nothing improves?

"This sounds to me like a good project for a journalist to work on. That is, follow the money. Start with whatever appropriations committee makes the decision, find out how much money was allocated, how and where the funds were delivered to the city, what Baltimore city official(s) were authorized to disburse the funds, what departments or individuals received the funds, and how were the funds spent.

"I'm curious because we used to do the same thing with corrupt, Third World sh*tholes, i.e. give them billions of dollars in aid year after year and no matter how much we gave them, they would still remain corrupt sh*tholes. Somebody finally figured out that the money was not being spent on the alleviation of poverty, but was being diverted to the bank account of whatever corrupt kleptocrat was in charge.

"So I wonder about Baltimore. Elijah Cummings is supposedly a rich man, so how did he get so rich on a Congressman's salary? Did he do anything other than the usual "insider trading" type stuff that our elected officials can do but we can't because it's illegal? I don't know, but maybe it's one of those things a journalist should be looking into. That is, when they're not too busy looking for white supremacists under every bed and vilifying a high school kid for wearing the wrong hat."




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The Fredo Memes Are Bustin' Out All Over:

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The New Rules:



The Only Question That Matters:

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Florida Woman > Florida Man



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Monday's celebs: Since I spent all last week flogging the 'Fast & Furious' theme, I decided to have a little fun with my last round. You may not know (or maybe you did) that 2001's The Fast and the Furious was actually a remake (or reboot) of a movie of the same title that came out in 1954. Same general plot, I think: bad boys, hot women, and fast cars. It starred Dorothy Malone and John Ireland. And there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that they married and gave birth to Kathy Ireland. Nor is there any truth to the rumor that Kathy Ireland is Jill Ireland's daughter. For the record, Jill's daughters are Zuleika Bronson and Katrina Holden Bronson.



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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Praise report:-Flounder’s mother in law got some good news after last medical exam. Flounder thanks people for their prayers and continued prayers are appreciate.

Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:

OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live

Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing:

Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function.

Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident. Sock_rat_eez, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy.

USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.

For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby.

For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid.

Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.


Updates and new requests:

7/1-Hrothgar’s SIL Elizabeth has diabetic related neuropathy. Needs healing

7/3-Maddog’s PSA blood test says PSA was low which indicates no larger scale cancer present, but since cancer spread will be undergoing hormone therapy soon and radiation after that.

7/3-Poster ET going through very difficult time. Needs rough places made smooth.

7/3-For Leslie-for spiritual strength and comfort after death of daughter who died from flu-one year ago February

7/8-Beltway Elite asked for prayers for their mother who had stroke at end of June, leaving her paralyzed on right side. Thankfully she remembers herself and details, but faces lengthy period of recovery and physical therapy. Prayers for quick recuperation, management of other health conditions and for Beltway Elite’s sister to act with compassion.

7/13-Winston, a dreg of asked for prayers for his dear friend Dee, who fell and broke right arm near shoulder while on a road trip. Four months earlier had broken wrist, 2nd time cancer survivor. Prayers for healing.

7/13-Empire1 has asked for prayers for her husband, Mr. Empire, who has diverticulitis.

7/13-tbodie prayers for oldest child who is going through a hard time with depression but has stabilized somewhat.

7/16-Deep State in Deep Sh** asked for prayer for friend, Tiffany, in 2nd fight with cancer, not as bad as first time, but still needs prayers for healing

7/17-Fenelon asks for prayers for Ray, who had chemo and a bone marrow transplant for blood cancer. Needs healing.

7/19-Rickl MRI of shoulder blade showed additional lesion. Has numbness in back and buttocks. May have another tumor. Was starting chemo again July 23. Prayers for healing.

7/19-Prayers for continued healing for Anna Puma’s dad. Had heart attack and stent was put in.

7/19-Juddgement’s BIL has severe depression was walking on road in daze, but after some conversation with his BIL is taking his meds without prompting and is doing better. Continued prayers for his recovery and strength for family in dealing with his situation are appreciated.

7/19-Prayers for healing and strengthening for Kindltot’s dad in short term nursing home for rehab, and safety for Kindltot as they travel back and forth to see their dad

7/19-For Pooky’s girl and her husband for rough places made smooth- for healing and for dealing with insurance issues as no two plans cover same things

7/21 -Duke’ Lowell’s son in U.S. Merchant Marine head to Suez canal and East Coast of Africa, Prayers for he and his shipmates.

7/23-Dave, having surgery having 3rd disk in neck repaired.

7/23-Mr. Aspirin Factory ‘s childhood friend killed in a freak accident. Leaves behind wife and teenage daughters. Prayers for grieving family and friends.

7/24-Jane D’oh’s son has swollen knee and torn meniscus. Going to see an orthopedic doctor. Needs treatment and complete healing.

7/24-Vic’s brother had a heart attack. Stent put in. Needs to have heart surgery. Prayers for the procedure

7/25-Cookie, friend of Artisanal’ette, retired Air Force colonel has cancer, told she has 3 months to live. Prayers for complete healing. She is also caring for a daughter, a victim of violent rape, afraid to leave home.

7/29-Sturmtoddler had kidney surgery July 23. He is at home convalescing. Surgery was textbook. Just waiting for biopsy on removed cyst. Doctor says mass was removed. Prayers for complete healing.

7/31-LizardBrain’s Brother-in-law and little sister are 1600 miles away from him. Brother-in-law has cancer. Lizards Brain’s little sister’s (n her 60’s) had fetal alcohol syndrome, and has difficulty navigating maze of VA bureaucrats and medical procedures. Prayers for guidance, helpful people, healing, and comfort.

8/12 Bete in reflection is undergoing treatment for bone marrow cancer and had a biopsy yesterday. Prayers for complete healing.

8/16-Grammie’s daughter is on a mission trip to Swaziland to give nursing care for children and women affected by sex trafficking. For a safe mission ans safe return home.

8/4-Vic’s younger brother needs to have bypass surgery.

8/1 BifBewalkski-continued healing after surgery,

8/5-Moki’s daughter found out that her immune system is compromised. She had a 3 centimeter hole in bladder and had to have bladder and kidneys reconstructed. Prayers for healing and strengthening in order for her to go back to school.

8/5-Redc1c4’s father has gone to be with the Lord. Prayers for strength and comfort for his dad’s family and friends.

8/6-Mrs. Hadrian IV-Continued strengthening and recovery after knee replacement.

8/6-NaCly Dog’s wife has type 1 diabetes and back issues. Needs more energy and strength and ability to move more easily without pain. Also needs blessings. light, and rough places made smooth.

8/13-Eric on total disability. Dealing with an ex wife who’s making things extraordinarily difficult. Asked for prayers for prayers that rough places are made smooth and for protection for his 14 year old daughter while he’s away from her.

8/13-Fenelon asks for prayers for Arlene who is waiting to hear about further heart surgery,

Job needs and concerns:

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

Hadrian IV is looking for new job.

Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends.

Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

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1 1

Posted by: HA at August 14, 2019 11:15 AM (MAstk)

2 the New York Times has announced "The 1619 Project", about how everything Trump deplorables think is great about America happened because of slavery.

--

You mean like millions of black people becoming wealthy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:16 AM (A8W5E)

3 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:16 AM (iikV8)

5 rd

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

6
Top 10!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

7 BOLD

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)

8 Angie Dickinson!

Not sure about the guy. His hair and outfit scream 1970s. That can't be John Kerry, can it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

9
HA to the Barrel.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

10 Angie Dickenson and Burt Bacharat mispelled

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

11 Angie Dickinson.

One of those goofy guys, Longstreet maybe?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

12 HA to the Barrel.
..

Nooooo

Posted by: HA at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (MAstk)

13 LOVE that Cait Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

14 Angie Dickenson
Burt Bacharach

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

15 12 HA to the Barrel.
..

Nooooo
Posted by: HA at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (MAstk)

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Whew...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (iikV8)

16 OK, she's not in my usual wheelhouse, but I love Ocean's Eleven. It's Angie Dickinson

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (BmxiN)

17 Fredo-st

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (KUaJL)

18 *Guessed on Burt's name's spelling

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

19 And isn't that Burt Bacharach?

Were they married?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (BmxiN)

20 Angie Dickenson and Burt Bacharat mispelled

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

yeah

Posted by: BignJames at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (ykq7q)

21 Burt Bacharach? Okay, he was big in the '70s. Did he do the theme for the Police Woman series that Angie was in?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

22 Guessed on Burt's name's spelling

Baccarat. He's big in Monaco.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

23 "Angie Dickenson
Burt Bacharach"
Gets my vote as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (cqNba)

24 Project Veritas Google whistleblower is up!
Documents posted. Let's see what happens. . .

https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

25 10 Angie Dickenson and Burt Bacharat mispelled
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr


Very good, even with the misspelling.

Now, what's the link?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (b7IdW)

26 *looks at pic w/syrup*

Okayyyyy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)

27 Always remember the opening of Police Woman and Angie walking down the spiral staircase.


Some things you can't forget. . . . nor ever want to.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (cn/uI)

28 Connie Francis and Brian Epstein

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

29 Baccarat. He's big in Monaco.


Posted by: pep


He also has some very nice crystal.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

30 >>Burt Bacharach? Okay, he was big in the '70s. Did he do the theme for the Police Woman series that Angie was in?



Dated and/or married, IIRC

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

31 25 10 Angie Dickenson and Burt Bacharat mispelled
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr

Very good, even with the misspelling.

Now, what's the link?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:19 AM (b7IdW)

========

Both aliens from the planet Zargon 6. It might be Zargon 5.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV8)

32 "You know, we (meaning the federal government) has given a lot of money over the years to fix problems that never seem to get fixed. Like education, for example. Think of the billions of dollars being spent on public schools compared with the functional illiterates our schools produce regularly and yet money continues to be spent."

--

I learned yesterday that Obama's initiative to improve black male high school graduation rates by spending billions and billions of dollars mostly included sending the kids to "alternative" schools where they only had to go half a day and not do anything that would count as credit at an actual high school.

But it was counted towards graduation rates.

It's entirely likely that we have FEWER black males truly graduating high school now even though the numbers have increased on paper.

interactive.wbez.org/2019/graduation-rates/

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (A8W5E)

33
How does anybody NOT change their last name from DickInSon ????

I dont care what your first name is.... you're getting picked on as a kid.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

34 19 And isn't that Burt Bacharach?
Were they married?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:18 AM (BmxiN)


Yes to both.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (b7IdW)

35 Not sure about the guy. His hair and outfit scream 1970s. That can't be John Kerry, can it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

He sure does have the same long horse face.

Prayers up for all the 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)

36 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

37 I know the guy is in music and really famous. The girl looks like a young Angie Dickinson.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (Z1eux)

38

Angie baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)

39 BTW - DC is all abuzz w/"Trumps gonna bring migrant kidz here"

Dude is having the time of his life.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)

40 36 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK

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They just built Minute Maid park in the wrong part of town.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV8)

41 "Now, what's the link?"

Their important parts fit each other?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (cqNba)

42 Burt Bacharach, that's who I'm thinking of.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (Z1eux)

43 Also, Angie Dickinson aged pretty well. She had a good run of One-ness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

44 That can't be John Kerry, can it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)
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Bite your tongue. OMuse would NEVER do that to us.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (aXucN)

45 It's entirely likely that we have FEWER black males truly graduating high school now even though the numbers have increased on paper.

interactive.wbez.org/2019/graduation-rates/
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (A8W5E)

Oh that's nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)

46 LOL @ the Fredo memes. The Streisand Effect is a bitch.

Posted by: Guzalot at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (prSvo)

47 Why yes, I've had some caffeine recently, why do you ask?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

48
Now, what's the link?

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They were married??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

49 willard from last thread.......


In the Conservatory.
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:07 AM (arJlL)

Behind the Green Door
Posted by: Insomniac


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg7l7UEYMOI
Posted by: JT

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (arJlL)

50 Florida woman's boyfriend is named "Meth", huh?
Too bad; She was probably reasonably attractive before she met Meth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (+0VWg)

51 Burt Bacharach? Okay, he was big in the '70s"

Austin Powers flick...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

52 I have Angie burned into my brain in a shower being hosed down by some guy I can't remember. Chick had tits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

53 Special prayer request for a friend who's mother passed away this Monday. She was diagnosed with cancer just a few months ago, and there was nothing that could be done.

Posted by: josephistan at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (7HtZB)

54 40 36 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK

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They just built Minute Maid park in the wrong part of town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV

The wrong part of the wrong town

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

55 Mel Brooks and Bernadette Peters?

Posted by: cornbred at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (2AtJ4)

56 How does anybody NOT change their last name from DickInSon ????
..

NTTAWWT

Posted by: HA at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (MAstk)

57 They just built Minute Maid park"

You mean Enron Field?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

58 josephistan

Prayers for your friend and Family

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (O2RFr)

59
Florida woman's boyfriend is named "Meth", huh?
Too bad; She was probably reasonably attractive before she met Meth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Yeah, her face is a meth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (aKsyK)

60 Angie Dickinson and Burt Bacharach


I want that breakfast.

Posted by: Archer at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

61 Immediately after this blew up Elijah Cummings' house was burgled.

The evidence is gone.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (BD/yx)

62 The thing about always lowering the bar, most people will always put in the minimum effort to clear it.


So the government is there to penalize those that put in more than the minimum. BIGLY

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

63 Orange Cat Bad!

Posted by: Democ RATS at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

64 Florida Woman, 32,



She seems nice

Insom-

Can you introduce me ?

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (arJlL)

65 50 Florida woman's boyfriend is named "Meth", huh?
Too bad; She was probably reasonably attractive before she met Meth.
--------------------
The meth Zombies around Twentynine Palms are a disturbing thing to see. 115 degrees and they walk down highways.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM)

66 You know, we (meaning the federal government) has given a lot of
money over the years to fix problems that never seem to get fixed. Like
education, for example. Think of the billions of dollars being spent on
public schools compared with the functional illiterates our schools
produce regularly and yet money continues to be spent.


And they created them all to begin with.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

67 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there."

The Don Cesar Hotel...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

68 They were married??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)


Yes. ' Course, that's a good guess with Bacharach. He was married a whole buncha times.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (b7IdW)

69 Deputies say she told them she "works for the Special Victims Unit of the CIA and that Donald Trump is her handler."

She also claimed that Bill and Hillary Clinton are her parents, as well as the late President John F. Kennedy, who Goins said is still alive, the report states.
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Sounds legit.

I mean who doesn't have three parents, one of whom died before you were born?

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (aXucN)

70 54
They just built Minute Maid park in the wrong part of town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV

The wrong part of the wrong town
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK

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Yeah. I have a friend who moved from Tampa, and the placement of the park just sets him off every time it comes up.

He's a Rays fan, but the lack of hometown appreciation he places a lot of blame on where they built the park.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (iikV8)

71 Documents posted. Let's see what happens. . .
..

ZZzzzzzzz

Posted by: Barr at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (MAstk)

72 If Florida Woman had mentioned Putin or Russia, the MSM would be all over her trying to get an interview.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (KUaJL)

73 Florida Woman is proof that zombies are real.

Posted by: Guzalot at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (prSvo)

74 Florida woman gets my vote for best of rant.

Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (kLDv+)

75 >>"I'm curious because we used to do the same thing with corrupt, Third World sh*tholes, i.e. give them billions of dollars in aid year after year and no matter how much we gave them, they would still remain corrupt sh*tholes. Somebody finally figured out that the money was not being spent on the alleviation of poverty, but was being diverted to the bank account of whatever corrupt kleptocrat was in charge.



"I have no clue what you're talking about."
-- Yassar Arafat's widow, living in luxury in Paris

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

76
*gazes at pic*

*gazes at bowl of cold gruel*

I wish I was not so lazy, or that the Metro Diner was down the street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (fZcn6)

77 LAX Ammo sucks for shipping.

Fucking ordered some .44 special ammo and they took a WEEK to even process the order.

I'm never using them again. I'll pay extra and stick with other shippers who have their shit together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

78 I love that cat pic.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (mpXpK)

79 Angie Dickinson -- YES, please -- and Burt Bacharach.

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (3JbJY)

80 63 Orange Cat Bad!
Posted by: Democ RATS at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)

81 Posted by: josephistan at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (7HtZB)

Sorry for your friend. Will pray for she and her family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (+0VWg)

82 How does anybody NOT change their last name from DickInSon ????

I'm not sure that something-something-RACK! would have been a good name.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (DCYln)

83 Love that Fredo joke too. You are wild this morning OM.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

84 Angie Dickenson and Jeff Epstein's grandfather.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

85 52 I have Angie burned into my brain in a shower being hosed down by some guy I can't remember. Chick had tits.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)


From the movie "Dressed to Kill", as I recall. Unfortunately, those were stunt breasts.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:25 AM (b7IdW)

86 Florida Woman, 32,



She seems nice

Insom-

Can you introduce me ?
Posted by: JT



Bet her first name is Methany.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (sUwfN)

87 A Metro Diner just opened near me, been meaning to check it out. I'm Greek, so my diner standards are pretty high.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (N4xQB)

88 Florida woman never disappoints

Posted by: cornbred at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (2AtJ4)

89 2020 Dem Marianne Williamson: I Have Vision And Moral Leadership, It's What America Needs

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She and her broomstick can save America!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

90 65 50 Florida woman's boyfriend is named "Meth", huh?
Too bad; She was probably reasonably attractive before she met Meth.
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The meth Zombies around Twentynine Palms are a disturbing thing to see. 115 degrees and they walk down highways.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM)

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

91
I'm Greek, so my diner standards are pretty high.

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*Spock Eyebrow*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

92 Fucking ordered some .44 special ammo and they took a WEEK to even process the order.

--

I've gotten that way as I've aged. Hmm, I can save $20 with these people I've never heard of, but I know these other people will honor their end of the contract...

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:27 AM (A8W5E)

93 They just built Minute Maid park in the wrong part of town."

Shhh. I think he means the Trop...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

94 The chick is one of Frank Sinatra's bimbos. The guy is that piano guy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (m79Dg)

95 This was one of the easier guess who they are segments.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (VnkJq)

96 LAX Ammo sucks for shipping.



Fucking ordered some .44 special ammo and they took a WEEK to even process the order.



I'm never using them again. I'll pay extra and stick with other shippers who have their shit together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

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I don't buy .44 but Palmetto State Armory has great pricing, usually ships free, and on ammo is quite fast. On their uppers they are slow due to too much demand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

97 "she's CIA, Donald Trump's her handler, Bill & Hillary Clinton are her parents and John F. Kennedy is still alive "

Who dat? I don't know, I haven't watched the debates.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (OiC69)

98 93 They just built Minute Maid park in the wrong part of town."

Shhh. I think he means the Trop...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

==========

Bleh...Tropicana

Fruit juice field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (iikV8)

99 Lee Majors and Heather Locklear?

Posted by: cornbred at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (2AtJ4)

100 Elliot Gould?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (fZcn6)

101 64 Florida Woman, 32,

She seems nice

Insom-

Can you introduce me ?
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:23 AM (arJlL)

That's one of the oldest-looking 32 year olds I've ever seen.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)

102 Angie Dickinson and Burt Bacharach.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (HaL55)

103 The meth Zombies around Twentynine Palms are a disturbing thing to see. 115 degrees and they walk down highways.

---

Around here we'll sometimes see them trying to return stolen stuff to the wrong store with comical results.

"Ma'am, this is Walmart. That Dollar General dishwashing detergent probably came from Dollar General."

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (A8W5E)

104 >>Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there.

Used to be. Getting to big now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

105 I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.

It's a POEM. On a plaque at the base of a statue. That's it.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jocskd

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

106 Not a lot of people know that Bacharach wrote a Broadway musical, 1968s Promises, Promises, based on the Billy Wilder movie The Apartment. The lyrics were by Bacharach's usual writer, Hal David and the book by Neil Simon.

The show ran for over 1000 performances, but reportedly, Bacharach was unhappy with it because live performances and live musicians sometimes sounded off and he preferred the perfection of music in a recording studio.

Two songs from the score became Top 40 hits - the title song and "I'll Never Fall in Love Again." Here's Dionne Warwick singing:

https://tinyurl.com/lgso65m

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (BmxiN)

107 7/24-Vic's brother had a heart attack. Stent put in. Needs to have heart surgery. Prayers for the procedure

They put in 4 stents and that's all they could do w/o surgery. He is at home now but will be going to hospital North of Atlanta for more work.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

108 Does Tucker come back from his fishing trip today? The guy missed one hell of a news week cuz fishing and laughing at White Supremacy. Shit happens when Disney owns you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)

109 That's one of the oldest-looking 32 year olds I've ever seen.
Posted by: Cato

Meth is like dog years

Posted by: Bruce at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (vd8XM)

110 That's one of the oldest-looking 32 year olds I've ever seen.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)

----

Her boyfriend looks like Meth-uselah.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8XRCm)

111 2020 Dem Marianne Williamson: I Have Vision And Moral Leadership, It's What America Needs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Translation: I am schizophrenic and brain damaged. (flaps lips with her index finger and makes noise).

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (m79Dg)

112 Now, what's the link?
______________

Angie and Burt were married and had a daughter named Niki who had Aspergers and killed herself several years ago because she saw Angie aging and she didn't want to live without her mom. It was very sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (k4dH2)

113 What in the world are "stunt breasts"?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (aW5/6)

114 Breakfast? That's enough for three meals.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

115 So, Florida Woman whacked Epstein?

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 14, 2019 11:31 AM (3JbJY)

116 What in the world are "stunt breasts"?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (aW5/6
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It was a body double for Angie in the shower scene. Not that Angie didn't have the good. She did. Just she wouldn't do the scene, IIRCC.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

117

San Francisco and Santa Clara County in California filed a lawsuit Tuesday to block the Trump administration from implementing a new rule that would deny permanent residency to legal immigrants if they are judged likely to use government benefit programs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

118 Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

Thanks for the update.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (+0VWg)

119 Happy Birfday to me!

And most of ya'll can get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

120 Bang Chris Cuomo and become a Fredo Lay!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)

121 Angie and beto.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (88+cf)

122 That's one of the oldest-looking 32 year olds I've ever seen.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)

That was 32 in dog years

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (DDeWs)

123 Here is one of those 'will probably never guess the answer in a million years' question .

What popular TV character worked as a pimp, smoked weed, bought crack , was investigated for murder and whose son helped cook meth?

Answer below
















Hank Hill

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (VnkJq)

124 Happy Birthday Jane !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (arJlL)

125 44
That can't be John Kerry, can it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

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Bite your tongue. OMuse would NEVER do that to us.



Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2019

*
*
. . .
I was misled by the horse teeth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)

126 Happy BDAY Jane!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (pw+jk)

127
I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.

-----

It's a POEM? Itdoesnt rhyme and worse has now meter. Thought it was always just a colloquialism.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

128 Happy Birfday to me!

And most of ya'll can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Happy happy!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (sUwfN)

129 What in the world are "stunt breasts"?

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Boobs that do tricks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

130 Here is one of those 'will probably never guess the answer in a million years' question .

What popular TV character worked as a pimp, smoked weed, bought crack , was investigated for murder and whose son helped cook meth?


Ward Cleaver !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

131 Happy birthday Jane! Martinis at Jane D'oh's house!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofveve deplorable at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (NVYyb)

132 and most of ya'll can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Happy Birthday! I hope that you have a lovely day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (+0VWg)

133 That's one of the oldest-looking 32 year olds I've ever seen.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)

She needs to try Methamucil for any digestive issues.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)

134 127
I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.

-----

It's a POEM? Itdoesnt rhyme and worse has now meter. Thought it was always just a colloquialism.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

=========

Like recuse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (iikV8)

135 Florida Woman sounds like a sequel to Bubba Ho-Tep

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (2IHsC)

136 I don't buy .44 but Palmetto State Armory has great pricing, usually ships free, and on ammo is quite fast. On their uppers they are slow due to too much demand.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

I've used them and I'm happy with Palmetto State.

SGAmmo is my go-to, they have great prices and prompt shipping. Guess I'll just stick with them. Was trying to save a few bucks and it's not worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

137 Here is one of those 'will probably never guess the answer in a million years' question .

What popular TV character worked as a pimp, smoked weed, bought crack , was investigated for murder and whose son helped cook meth?

Answer below
















Hank Hill
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions



Propane. It's a helluva drug.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (sUwfN)

138 It's a POEM. On a plaque at the base of a statue. That's it.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jocskd
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)


What a great video! Cuccinelli basically dismantled all of the CNN infobabe's talking points before she even knew what was happening.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (b7IdW)

139 Dem Marianne Williamson: I Have Vision
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ALL Dems 'have a vision'. Because that is all that they have. They have no experience in real life, no skills, no business experience, no nothing...just 'visions' of what they propose, that will be magically implemented by the government.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (ZMWtN)

140 119 Happy Birfday to me!

And most of ya'll can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Yay, happy birthday!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)

141 119 Happy Birfday to me!

And most of ya'll can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Was wondering where the cake next to the USB port came from. Enjoy!

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (DDeWs)

142 I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.

-----

It's a POEM? Itdoesnt rhyme and worse has now meter. Thought it was always just a colloquialism.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

143 Hey, happy birthday, Jane!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (aW5/6)

144 Happy Birthday, Jane!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)

145 Prayers up for all the Morons on FenelonSpoke's Prayer List.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

146
Does Tucker come back from his fishing trip today? The guy missed one hell of a news week cuz fishing and laughing at White Supremacy. Shit happens when Disney owns you.
Posted by: Puddin Head


He's being tortured in the Fox basement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (aKsyK)

147 Happy Birthday, Jane!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

148 108 Does Tucker come back from his fishing trip today? The guy missed one hell of a news week cuz fishing and laughing at White Supremacy. Shit happens when Disney owns you.

Supposedly gone till the 18th

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

149 Happy Birfday to Jane D'oh!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

150 All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

As long as he works 'buy ammo' into it somewhere, I'm fine with it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)

151 Happy Birthday Jane,

Enjoy your last year in your 20s.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

152 Around here we'll sometimes see them trying to return stolen stuff to the wrong store with comical results.

"Ma'am, this is Walmart. That Dollar General dishwashing detergent probably came from Dollar General."
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:29 AM (A8W5E)

Had that happen many moons ago when I worked in a FL grocery store. "This is a Winn Dixie house brand. We don't sell that here."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)

153 134 127
I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.
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Its nothing more than political grafitti. The Statue was a birthday gift to recognize our creating an new way of governing. Leave it to a Socialist to deface what she didn't build.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (2LelM)

154 Is it me or does Burt look like Epstein?

Ok, just me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (pUDQf)

155 So Fredo is the stunt boob of the Cuomo kids?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (2IHsC)

156 106
Not a lot of people know that Bacharach wrote a Broadway musical, 1968s Promises, Promises, based on the Billy Wilder movie The Apartment. The lyrics were by Bacharach's usual writer, Hal David and the book by Neil Simon.


The show ran for over 1000 performances, but reportedly, Bacharach
was unhappy with it because live performances and live musicians
sometimes sounded off and he preferred the perfection of music in a
recording studio.


Two songs from the score became Top 40 hits - the title song and
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again." Here's Dionne Warwick singing:


https://tinyurl.com/lgso65m

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019

*
*
. . .
I knew "Never Fall in Love Again" was from that play, but I only found out a few years ago that the musical was based on The Apartment. With a book by Neil Simon and music by Bacharach and David, how could it miss? Was it ever made into a movie?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)

157 San Francisco and Santa Clara County in California filed a lawsuit Tuesday to block the Trump administration from implementing a new rule that would deny permanent residency to legal immigrants if they are judged likely to use government benefit programs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

To have standing to sue, you have to be Harmed the action.

How does this Harm those cities?

/looks confused.

Posted by: Don Q at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

158 118
Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)



Thanks for the update.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (+0VWg)

Thank you!

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)

159 108 Does Tucker come back from his fishing trip today? The guy missed one hell of a news week cuz fishing and laughing at White Supremacy. Shit happens when Disney owns you.
..

LOL

Posted by: Chris Fredo Cuomo at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (MAstk)

160 67 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there."

Me too, any visit to Tampa should include this side of town. IYKWIMAITYD.

Just search Gentlemen s' clubs North Dale Mabry Hwy.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (Jj+59)

161 Oregon Muse that is the first Who Dis that I have ever gotten. What a beauty she is!

Posted by: clutch at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (eGSde)

162 As long as he works 'buy ammo' into it somewhere, I'm fine with it.

We're higher class than that. I think it will end with 'pics or it didn't happen'.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (Ydn2k)

163 Do we know for sure that FL woman is lying? Well do we?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (FiUMj)

164
Propane. It's a helluva drug.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:34 AM (sUwfN)

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She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,........ propane.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)

165 it is not just the waste/theft of fed funds in big cities ... Thiel speaks of the (untouchable) fraud at universities for fake studies that accomplish nothing (but making certain crooks rich).


Bill Binney says when they started their work on Stellar Wind and programs there was so much money flowing, his bosses told him "don't worry, stay quiet, there is plenty of (dirty) money for everyone". They had asked him how much he needed to set up his thang, and he said like $10M, and they got like $10B. (I forget numbers, but it was on that scale)


imo there are trillions that go missing ... it was already brought up that the Pentagon couldn't account fro some $5T ... that is why DeepState is so powerful ... they are a mafia with government power ... which sounds a lot like communism. They are kinda upset the nation has not accepted them as our overlords, and we are not quite ready to surrender (every hill) that republic for which our founders and ancestors fought.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (Cus5s)

166 113 What in the world are "stunt breasts"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 14, 2019 11:30 AM (aW5/6)


I meant that the breasts shown in that shower scene were not actually Mrs. Dickinson's, who no doubt had a 'no nudity' clause in her contract. They belonged to another actress who was specifically hired to do that one scene.

That is what I've heard.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (b7IdW)

167 Burt baccarat .angie dikkenson?

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (56XXt)

168 Sefton has the same Birfday as Jane D'oh?

Neat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (flINI)

169 160 67 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there."

Me too, any visit to Tampa should include this side of town. IYKWIMAITYD.

Just search Gentlemen s' clubs North Dale Mabry Hwy.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (Jj+59)

*Bookmarks*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

170 150 All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

As long as he works 'buy ammo' into it somewhere, I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK

That would be one long Limerick!

Posted by: Don Q at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (NgKpN)

171 Nevermind

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (dtbOY)

172 Thanks, ya'll.

The AP informed me today that Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "The project will staff and fund voter protection teams in battleground states across the country ahead of next year's election."

"Voter protection teams." I wonder if they'll wear brown shirts?


Stacey sez: "We're going to win because there are only two things stopping us in 2020: making sure people have a reason to vote and that they have the right to vote. Well, I've decided to leave it to a whole bunch of other folks to make sure they have a reason to vote. But I'm here today to announce Fair Fight 2020 to make sure everyone has the right to vote."

Tank has already told Georgia voters she wants illegals to have the right to vote.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

173 I am still amazed at how these people cling to this poem as if it supersedes every law, even the US Constitution*.

-
And all the while they just ignore The Man From Nantucket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

174 161 Oregon Muse that is the first Who Dis that I have ever gotten. What a beauty she is!
Posted by: clutch at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (eGSde)


Congratulations, and yes, she certainly is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (b7IdW)

175 Happy Birfday to me!"

Happy Birfday!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)

176 http://bit.ly/2KYOouT
*******
Google "Machine Learning Fairness" Whistleblower Goes Public, says: "burden lifted off of my soul" Project Veritas
*******
Just got back from Chiropractor Don't know if this has been posted

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (BqBId)

177
To have standing to sue, you have to be Harmed the action.

How does this Harm those cities?

/looks confused.
Posted by: Don Q at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

Orangemanbad, doncha know.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (MwFQu)

178 167 Burt baccarat .angie dikkenson?
Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (56XXt)


Late, but yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (b7IdW)

179 (San Francisco) A Google insider who anonymously leaked internal documents to Project Veritas made the decision to go public in an on-the-record video interview.

The insider, Zachary Vorhies, decided to go public after receiving a letter from Google, and after he says Google allegedly called the police to perform a "wellness check" on him.

Along with the interview, Vorhies asked Project Veritas to publish more of the internal Google documents he had previously leaked. Said Vorhies:

"I gave the documents to Project Veritas, I had been collecting the documents for over a year. And the reason why I collected these documents was because I saw something dark and nefarious going on with the company and I realized that there were going to not only tamper with the elections, but use that tampering with the elections to essentially overthrow the United States."

That Sara Carter has been interviewing him and that he's working with the DoJ would indicate this is going to more than a fleeting PV story, I hope?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

180 Tampa has one of the best steak houses in America.
Bern's.
Go, you will be happy you did.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (FiUMj)

181 To have standing to sue, you have to be Harmed the action.

How does this Harm those cities?


Lawn care prices would go thru the roof, to say nothing of cleaning services, road work, housing construction, and food service.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (98WNR)

182 #105 And the crappy poem isn't original to the statue. I think it's from the 1920s.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (Dh1wo)

183 Kathleen Turner and John Kerry

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (flINI)

184 Stand up to Feline Supremacy !!!1!1!!1

Posted by: the rat at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (786Ro)

185 That movie poster, that poor Jag. Being shot by a police .38.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (2IHsC)

186 morning all. I'm back at work and finally out from under the emails that I missed. now I have to actually start answering people. should have taken another week off...

Thank you all for the prayers. it meant a lot and helped greatly.

Fen, I sent an email but if you missed it, you can pull me off the prayer list.

thanks again everyone, and prayers up for those needing them.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (8D42x)

187 No home fries; hash browns please and jam for the toast.

And move the eggs to another time zone.
Replace them with extra bacon.

Need OJ and a glass of ice water.

NOW you have a breakfast,

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (QMwOT)

188 Oooooo, Angie.

Loved her in Pretty Maids all in a Row.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (Y4EXg)

189 Tampa has one of the best steak houses in America.

------

**Looks around the entire Midwest.


pffffft

Posted by: fixerupper at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

190 I knew "Never Fall in Love Again" was from that play, but I only found out a few years ago that the musical was based on The Apartment. With a book by Neil Simon and music by Bacharach and David, how could it miss? Was it ever made into a movie?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)

I love The Apartment, but I didn't know the play was based on that.
Come to think of it, but doesn't Shirley Maclaine's character say "Promises, promises" alot

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)

191 To have standing to sue, you have to be Harmed the action. "

How 'bout a nice Hawaiian punch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)

192 That breakfast looks good. Making me hungry. No breakfast for me, dentist took too long.

FML. I shoulda stayed in bed today.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, retiring the Inquisition...for now at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

193 Stand up to Feline Supremacy !!!1!1!!1

Posted by: the rat


*clicks safety off MN-23*

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (2IHsC)

194 I knew "Never Fall in Love Again" was from that play, but I only found out a few years ago that the musical was based on The Apartment. With a book by Neil Simon and music by Bacharach and David, how could it miss? Was it ever made into a movie?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)


No, the show has been revived a couple of times, but never became a movie, which, I think, would be gilding the lily when one has the Wilder original.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:41 AM (BmxiN)

195 Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:38 AM (56XXt)

Late, but yes!


Well, it was willow...

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (98WNR)

196 185 That movie poster, that poor Jag. Being shot by a police .38.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (2IHsC)

It'll be fine. .38's splash off windshields like water.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

197 LOL at the answer to Baltimore's rat problem: #OrangeCatBad!

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (CMCA6)

198 Do we know for sure that FL woman is lying? Well do we?

-
She should've said that she was a hitchick for the Clintons. Now, that I'd've believed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

199 Regarding Promises, Promises, I see there had been an earlier sex comedy film with Jayne Mansfield only 5 years before, so they wouldn't have reused that title. Also "I Say a Little Prayer," another Dionne Warwick single, was part of that musical, but added for the revival in 2010.

Wiki also says there was a reading in 2008 for a revival, with Anne Hathaway (good casting) and Sean Hayes, who went on to be in the actual revival (what were they thinking???).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (ClOmq)

200 All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

As long as he works 'buy ammo' into it somewhere, I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
---------

And, 'get off my lawn'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (2kj6M)

201 Sean Davis tweets a Federalist link quoting Zuck saying unequivocally that Facebook does not collect audio from users in Senate testimony under oath. This week it emerged he lied. Facebook does collect that audio, or at least did until early last week (when the company claims it "paused" doing so).

They lie. Every single time. And under oath, too. Without punishment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofveve deplorable at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (NVYyb)

202 I missed burt Boinkarat

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (arJlL)

203 179
That Sara Carter has been interviewing him and that he's working with the DoJ would indicate this is going to more than a fleeting PV story, I hope?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

===========

"Google is our benevolent master!"
-Jonah Goldberg, conservative

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (iikV8)

204 Well I'm sure if you are in the position to regulate or call the shots on who wins in the Ławs of govt. And with the wealthy helping to write contracts it would be very lucrative.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (pWead)

205 >>The AP informed me today that Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "The project will staff and fund voter protection teams in battleground states across the country ahead of next year's election."



Given how hard the MSM has been promoting this nobody failed candidate for 2 years (just see current leading story about her in Vogue - yes, really) tells me there's a few people/an established Lefty organization behind her. Probably Soros, as paranoid as that sounds, because he seems to fund 100's of these Lefty orgs that all have bland, similar-sounding name.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

206 *******
Google "Machine Learning Fairness" Whistleblower Goes Public, says: "burden lifted off of my soul" Project Veritas
*******

It's chilling... read some of the list of those Google "blacklisted" and it includes Rush, GP, and Conservative Treehouse among others

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

207 All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?
...struggling asses yearning to breathe free!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (Dh1wo)

208 I want the orange cat with the magnificent scalp weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (ptqGC)

209 170 150 All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)


Ok but he buys the beer as well.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (QMwOT)

210 "All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?"

My choice would be Iron Grampa.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (cqNba)

211 Lawn care prices would go thru the roof, to say nothing of cleaning services, road work, housing construction, and food service.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (98WNR)

But the city government must show harm to itself.

So unless they are hiring Illegals for city staff? Which is of course illegal.

Posted by: Don Q at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (NgKpN)

212 141 119 Happy Birfday to me!

And most of ya'll can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)


Happy 29th birthday, Jane!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (b7IdW)

213 182 #105 And the crappy poem isn't original to the statue. I think it's from the 1920s.
_________________

It also misinterprets the statue. Liberty is holding her lamp high to show other nations the way to achieve freedom in their own lands (by doing what our Founders did here).

She's not holding up her lamp to light the way for all the world's grifters and n'er-do-wells to find their way here, which is what the poem says.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (k4dH2)

214 The Conservative Case for Abandoning Conservatives

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (98WNR)

215 169 160 67 Tampa/St. Pete is pretty nice from what I saw in my two visits there."

Me too, any visit to Tampa should include this side of town. IYKWIMAITYD.

Just search Gentlemen s' clubs North Dale Mabry Hwy.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2019 11:37 AM (Jj+59)

I'd recommend very strongly against moving to Central Florida. I used to live between Tampa and Orlando. My parents moved there when I was in high school, figuring the proximity to two major cities would mean jobs.

It didn't. The only jobs we found were soul-sucking, underpaid bullshit. We called it the "land of New Jersey prices and Alabama wages". Moving there wrecked us and ruined my twenties. The day I crawled out from under it and left for Texas was one of the happiest of my life.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (J+mig)

216 * punches self upside the head for not coming up with the Corleone News Network on my own *

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (CMCA6)

217 "Google is our benevolent master!"
-Jonah Goldberg, conservative
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (iikV

________

It's also a sandwich!

FIGHT ME!

Posted by: Jonas Goldbrick at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (flINI)

218 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
Happy B'Day

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

219 Tank has already told Georgia voters she wants illegals to have the right to vote.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I want the wetbacks the fuck out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (sUwfN)

220 >>"Google is our benevolent master!"
-Jonah Goldberg, conservative



Like Jonah gets any scoops, LOL.

Whatever you think of how the DoJ is handling Spygate, seems obvious that Carter an John Solomon are the Trump admin's go-to reporters to leak to. If Sara is writing about it, then it's being discussed by the Trump admin.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

221 180 Tampa has one of the best steak houses in America.
Bern's.
Go, you will be happy you did.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:40 AM (FiUMj)

Strip clubs and steak...if they can just solve that whole heat/hurricane/ alligator/bug problem....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

222 Who else is smarter and tougher than Fredo?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y27ow7hx

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (2IHsC)

223 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

Mark is your .44 special a carry pistol? What make, if I may ask?

Posted by: clutch at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (eGSde)

224 OK, it's time for work, so I've got to go.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (BmxiN)

225 Happy Birthday Jane!

115 So, Florida Woman whacked Epstein?
Posted by: Kingsnake at August 14, 2019 11:31 AM (3JbJY)


Let me tell you, this is nowhere near the wackiest theory I've seen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

226 So unless they are hiring Illegals for city staff? Which is of course illegal.

Contractors, the SEIU, and, as we've seen, nothing is illegal.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (98WNR)

227 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

ammoman dot com

Free shipping on orders over $100. And they ship FAST. I don't know how their prices are for .44mag, though.

Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (hg3pQ)

228 "I have no clue what you're talking about."
-- Yassar Arafat's widow, living in luxury in Paris

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)


I was going to use him as an example! The guy had literally BILLIONS of dollars stashed away in his bank accounts. And the UN continued to give money to the Palestinians. Unbelievable.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (b7IdW)

229 Well my daughter and her fiancée now officially own a house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (85Gof)

230 I do a lot of audit work, and I think the problem is that we tend to audit the wrong things. We look for evidence of compliance with this rule or that, until we have a bureaucratic mess of red tape and folks jumping through hundreds of hoops. Maybe instead we should just audit performance (kind of like a federalist lab of democracy). Instead of mandating a million little things, make the money conditional on the result we want. You want kids to read, fine we'll pay you a thousand dollars for every kid that actually can read, at the end of the grant period.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (IWZO4)

231 Jane woo hoo!! Stare down 29. Totally refuse it.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (Vgcpi)

232 @108

Disney owns 21st Century Fox, which is the entertainment division.

They do not own the news or sports portion.


So if Tucker is pushed out it's because Murdoch's spawn push him out.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (yiySi)

233 The day I crawled out from under it and left for Texas was one of the happiest of my life.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (J+mig)

______

Central Florida is a shithole.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (flINI)

234 NGU, you mean the house owns them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (2IHsC)

235 217 "Google is our benevolent master!"
-Jonah Goldberg, conservative
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (iikV

________

It's also a sandwich!

FIGHT ME!
Posted by: Jonas Goldbrick at August 14, 2019 11:44 AM (flINI)

==========

"It's a soup of Christmas hotdogs!"
-Charlie Sykes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (iikV8)

236 Is it me or does Burt look like Epstein?

Ok, just me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2019 11:36 AM (pUDQf)


No, the first time I saw Epstein's picture, Burt came to mind.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

237 222 Who else is smarter and tougher than Fredo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:45 AM (2IHsC)


A fire hydrant?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (b7IdW)

238 Like recuse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, A Swedish Fish


J'RECUSE!
Nope, it's just not right. I'll keep thinking.

Posted by: Zombie Emile Zola at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (T6t7i)

239 Or .44spl, either.....

Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (hg3pQ)

240 210
"All in favor of Muldoon writing the Horde's founding document?"



My choice would be Iron Grampa.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (cqNba)
VIC.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (N39Ws)

241 Apparently today's storyline on Epstein is that it's not a surprise no one checked on him, because all of the guards there routinely slept through their shifts and all of the "welfare checks" they supposedly did on anyone were just paper whipped by initialing a log book - nobody there actually ever did any.

maybe the most disgusting part is that I actually find that believable and perfectly in line with what I think of the average federal employee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

242 NGU, you mean the house owns them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (2IHsC)

Yes of course...but that is for them to find out. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (85Gof)

243 I've had good luck with ammo from Wideners, too, but I haven't ordered anything in a long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (A8W5E)

244 Burt was in The Spy Who Shagged Me singing Never Fall in Love Again. Best of the franchise because Heather Graham.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (VnkJq)

245
Jane woo hoo!! Stare down 29. Totally refuse it.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (Vgcpi)


I had to give up my claim to being 29 when our son turned 29 earlier this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

246 Anna or the state . taxes taxesnever let you go.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (Vgcpi)

247 Youtube has taken down the "Fredo" video this morning. Because it is against Google rules to embarrass Demofascists with their own words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofveve deplorable at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (NVYyb)

248 It's like these anti-bribery statutes. You want to do business in this 3rd world fecal hole, you've got to pay the baksheesh. But now, paying the baksheesh there, is corruption here. We apply our standards to their practices, and they don't fit.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (IWZO4)

249 Is Bern's Steakhouse still there? Wow, what a blast from the past. That was a super rare treat to have dinner there back in the day...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (aW5/6)

250 Jane drags. Tell him he's adopted.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (Vgcpi)

251 It's chilling... read some of the list of those Google "blacklisted" and it includes Rush, GP, and Conservative Treehouse among others
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM



GP = Gorilla Pundit?

WTF?

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (786Ro)

252 Best wishes to one of my most dedicated fans!

Happy Birthday, Jane!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 14, 2019 11:49 AM (yUUVK)

253 Apparently today's storyline on Epstein is that it's not a surprise no one checked on him, because all of the guards there routinely slept through their shifts and all of the "welfare checks" they supposedly did on anyone were just paper whipped by initialing a log book - nobody there actually ever did any.

maybe the most disgusting part is that I actually find that believable and perfectly in line with what I think of the average federal employee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

--

You don't want to think too hard about municipal water treatment plants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:49 AM (A8W5E)

254 >>I was going to use him as an example! The guy had literally BILLIONS of dollars stashed away in his bank accounts. And the UN continued to give money to the Palestinians. Unbelievable.

Hell, you could use the current guy, who had just bought himself a $40 million private jet when Trump announced he was cutting the US funding to Palestinians. Of course he then cried about all the people who would suffer because of Trump, LOL. Sell your damn jet then, grifter.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

255 And the crappy poem isn't original to the statue. I think it's from the 1920s. "

Nay. "The New Colossus" was written to help raise funds for the pedestal. FWIW, I also disagree w/the notion that it's somehow an invitation for illegals - she clearly states that one must drop the old world
"keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp", and embrace the new "yearning to breathe free"

But we're not supposed to be a melting pot anymore, just hyphenated tribes, all scrambling for DC scraps.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)

256 happy bday, Jane!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 14, 2019 11:49 AM (0O7c5)

257 I was late to the HQ this morning. I am still so completely skeeved out by the Don LeMon story.

Isn't he about to marry another guy? And he's behaving like that in a bar?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

258 Oregon Muse, or a pet rock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (2IHsC)

259 Probably Soros, as paranoid as that sounds, because he seems to fund
100's of these Lefty orgs that all have bland, similar-sounding name.


I'll wager that 80% of our political problems would disappear overnight if somebody, anybody in Washington would do their job and arrest the anti-Christ George Soros for sedition and/or treason, freeze his assets and arrest all of the principals in his various organizations.

The only reason this hasn't been done is that everyone is OK with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)

260 205 >>The AP informed me today that Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "The project will staff and fund voter protection teams in battleground states across the country ahead of next year's election."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM (bDqIh)


This is one tentacle of the Democratic Party's 2020 Cheat Machine. The GOP would do well to follow this group like a hawk.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (b7IdW)

261 Funniest part of the article, I thought: Deputies say Goins [that is, Florida Woman] eventually admitted that her claims were untrue.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (Y9zp1)

262 2018: That Broward County Sherrif's Dept really screwed the pooch.

2019: Hold our beer -- MCC guards

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (786Ro)

263 FL is in a perpetual real estate boom/bust cycle. If you want to move there wait a couple of years when the bust is in full swing again.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (FiUMj)

264 I smell pancakes!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (CNkLk)

265 Isn't he about to marry another guy? And he's behaving like that in a bar?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

________

Teh Gheys aren't known for their fidelity of chastity

Posted by: Jonas Goldbrick at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (flINI)

266 Central Florida is a shithole.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (flINI)

Third world country with slightly better water.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)

267 Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (85Gof)
===Well they are third in line.1st is the state.2nd is the mortgage lender.3rd are the "owners.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (pw+jk)

268 Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (sUwfN)

269 Instead of mandating a million little things, make the money conditional on the result we want. You want kids to read, fine we'll pay you a thousand dollars for every kid that actually can read, at the end of the grant period.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:46 AM (IWZO4)

Cue Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters: "You don't know what it's like in the Private Sector! They expect Results!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjzC1Dgh17A

(that's the genius of capitalism - if you get the results and stay within the law, then methods don't really matter)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

270 The AP informed me today that Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "The project will staff and fund voter protection teams in battleground states across the country ahead of next year's election."

--

Meaning they will work to ensure massive vote fraud all around the country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (A8W5E)

271 233 Central Florida is a shithole.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:47 AM (flINI)

The only past of FL that is not a shithole is the panhandle.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (mpXpK)

272 Third world country with slightly better water.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)

______

Not by much

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (flINI)

273 "2 Who else is smarter and tougher than Fredo?"

Obama..


Barack.


Not Big Mike.

Who we know could whup Fredo's ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (cqNba)

274 I'll wager that 80% of our political problems would
disappear overnight if somebody, anybody in Washington would do their
job and arrest the anti-Christ George Soros for sedition and/or treason,
freeze his assets and arrest all of the principals in his various
organizations.

The only reason this hasn't been done is that everyone is OK with it.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)


The fact that Epstein got Arkancided in a jail cell (yeah, I'm going with it wasn't suicide), and no one can suicide Soros (or have him fall off a yacht like Ghislane Maxwell's dad) is really something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

275 "Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house "

Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

276
25,668.91 -611.00 (-2.32%)As of 11:52AM EDT. Market open.


I guess this is the end of the Obama Recovery.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (CNkLk)

277 A wanted man....meets a wanting woman!

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (ufFY8)

278 Postings on several gun sites now that BATFE, at the direct intervention of President Trump, will make a new ruling on the legalities of "certain" pistol braces.

Drip, drip. There go out rights down the drain.

Thanks POTUS.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (8ts9m)

279 So Tank Abrams is reconstituting Acorn, and it will be just as fraudulent now, as it was then.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (IWZO4)

280 Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "

A quick read thru says that all of this is "planned" and "may" happen... so vaporware, gone like the C beams glittering...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)

281 Tampa has some really nice areas downtown, the old turn of the century homes. Expensive as fuck, but nice. A little oasis in the madness that is Flori-duh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)

282 Holy sh#t:

After having been identified by an anonymous account (which Vorhies believes belongs to a Google employee,) on social media as a leaker, Vorhies was approached by law enforcement at his residence in California. According to Vorhies, San Francisco police received a call from Google which prompted a wellness check.

Vorhies described the incident to Project Veritas:

"they got inside the gate, the police, and they started banging on my door . . And so the police decided that they were going to call in additional forces. They called in the FBI, they called in the SWAT team. And they called in a bomb squad.

"[T]his is a large way in which [Google tries to] intimidate their employees that go rogue on the company. . ."

Partial video of the incident was provided to Project Veritas. San Francisco police confirmed to Project Veritas that they did receive a "mental health call," and responded to Vorhies' address that day.



Google Swatted their own employee.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

283 Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

________

Try not paying your real estate taxes. You don't own your house even when you do own your house

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)

284 The statue is called Liberty Enlightening the World, the doggerel poem implies it's Liberty Inviting the World.
Democrats using it are too stupid/dishonest to understand the difference.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (dmoiP)

285 "Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house "

Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


You don't own it then, either. Don't pay property taxes and see how quick the sheriff comes and takes it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (sUwfN)

286 Stacey is going to take the money, spend $5 studying the problem, and then take the rest to the Bahamas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (2IHsC)

287 283 Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

________

Try not paying your real estate taxes. You don't own your house even when you do own your house
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)

___

Don't forget us!!

Posted by: HOA at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

288 Sometimes, I think I might engage in, superfluous comma use, sometimes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (IWZO4)

289 It's a shame there hasn't been a nationwide gun rights organization with millions of members and more money than Allah that could easily judge shop all over the United States and move gun cases to the SCOTUS to help fortify our republic and help citizens remember what the Constitution is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (A8W5E)

290
Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM


try not paying the property taxes (after the mortgage is paid off)

you don't own shit

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (cuot+)

291 It's like these anti-bribery statutes."

"Shell" companies. So you're a US based firm wanting to open up in *itholeistan. Can't bribe the locals as is customary, so you tie in w/a local firm who slides the vig over...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

292 Sometimes, I think I might engage in, superfluous comma use, sometimes.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (IWZO4)

________

Well, there is, that I, ... guess

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (flINI)

293 America was great when Federal taxes were high
Corporations had 2 choices:l; reinvest profits or pay them as taxes

Posted by: Kurt at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (K47Cg)

294 CORRECTION (Aug. 13, 2019, 4:14 p.m. ET) An earlier version of this
article misidentified the warden of the Metropolitan Correctional
Center. It is Lamine N'Diaye, not Shirley Skipper-Scott.

NPC

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)

295 @282

I can't wait to see what the left does with Red Flag laws.


I'm sure they will use them cautiously and judiciously.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (yiySi)

296 >> Stacey Abrams is forming a multi-million dollar initiative called Fair Fight 2020. "


It's a scam to raise money for Ho-Hos.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (IVoO9)

297 >>>Breakfast? That's enough for three meals.<<<

Have you ever seen a full English? Those fat fucking Brits haven't figured out what portioning is yet.

Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (kLDv+)

298 "Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house"

--

Congratulations. That's a big step towards building wealth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (A8W5E)

299 I'll trade the U.S. SJW's for the Hong Kong protesters. Win/Win.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (DB16e)

300 Lamine N'Diaye???

So a Great Old One was running the prison? Explains much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 11:57 AM (2IHsC)

301 "Owning" a home has been one of the greatest PR campaigns every run by the housing industry.

I'm not saying you shoudln't buy. I own plenty of homes myself. But the way people treat the event like some great accomplishment is what I mean. It's been beaten into people that you're a second class citizen if you don't owe a bank $500K.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (FiUMj)

302
To have standing to sue, you have to be Harmed the action.

How does this Harm those cities

=======
That's so cute. You think that Democrats, and their judges, give a tinkers damn about rules.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (dmoiP)

303 Google Swatted their own employee.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

=====

Blood in, blood out. Like any other criminal organization ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (3JbJY)

304 287
283 Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)



________



Try not paying your real estate taxes. You don't own your house even when you do own your house

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)



___



Don't forget us!!

Posted by: HOA at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

Bunch of killjoys in here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (t6MX/)

305
274
The fact that Epstein got Arkancided in a jail cell (yeah, I'm going
with it wasn't suicide), and no one can suicide Soros (or have him
fall off a yacht like Ghislane Maxwell's dad) is really something.




Posted
by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)







Would
not do any good to 'off' Soros. His sons are just like him.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (mpXpK)

306 I recall reading maybe 20 years ago in some mag that ran revealing pics of celebrities (pretty much all female, I think) a quote from Angie D. When she was being considered for "Police Woman" she was asked if she could play a 'slueth' and she said yes... thinking that they had said 'slut', which she apparently had played before.

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (ZqRa6)

307 278,
Not buying it. "sources say" is worth just that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

308 Me too, any visit to Tampa should include this side of town. IYKWIMAITYD.

Just search Gentlemen s' clubs North Dale Mabry Hwy.


Two words: Mons Venus.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (ZGrMX)

309 293 America was great when Federal taxes were high
Corporations had 2 choices:l; reinvest profits or pay them as taxes
Posted by: Kurt at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (K47Cg)

___

Kurt,

Wanna hear a secret? Corporation have never paid $1 in taxes. Every single tax dollar paid by a corp is passed on to customers and employees.

Pass it on.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)

310 Would not do any good to 'off' Soros. His sons are just like him.

***

They collaborate with Nazis too?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (GEpFD)

311 Bunch of killjoys in here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (t6MX/)

Lol. I was thinking the same thing. They could depress a virgin on her wedding night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (85Gof)

312 "Have you ever seen a full English? Those fat fucking Brits haven't figured out what portioning is yet."

Spent a combined five months in Malta Dry Docks.

Go real used to the full English Breakfast.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (cqNba)

313 Try not paying your real estate taxes. You don't own your house even when you do own your house

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)

___

Don't forget us!!

Posted by: HOA at August 14, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

Bunch of killjoys in here.
Posted by: flounder


Being burnt once or twice tends to jade your outlook.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (sUwfN)

314 281 Tampa has some really nice areas downtown, the old turn of the century homes. Expensive as fuck, but nice. A little oasis in the madness that is Flori-duh.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)

Florida's only decent if you're a wealthy retiree, lawyer, or on every drug known to man. For normal working-class people, pretty much the only worse places are Baltimore, Detroit, and Flint.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (J+mig)

315 No offense to any Wall Street morons at aos but I hate those Ivy League glorified racing form reading lemmings .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (VnkJq)

316 You would have to Malaysian Airlines 370 the top tier scum of Soros Inc to put a kink in their operations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (2IHsC)

317 Grateful for what we prayed for:

https://tinyurl.com/y46fzktt

A devotional from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (+0VWg)

318 Bunch of killjoys in here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (t6MX/)

___

It's just reality. And goes to what I said about the great PR campaign.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)

319 Angie Dickinson. Finally got one without cheating.

Posted by: davo at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (sMLEE)

320 Well my daughter and her fiance now officially own a house "

Until the mortgage is paid off, you don't own shit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

Still dont shit until i get my cut. Pay me.

Posted by: The tax man at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (vqIkG)

321 "Corporations had 2 choices:l; reinvest profits or pay them as taxes "

This is... not how taxes work(more favorable expensing laws for new investments was actually part of the Trump tax cuts). Nor how incentivizing investment works.

Posted by: Someguy at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (yOykd)

322 They could depress a virgin on her wedding night"

Wait a sec - you mean she still has to give BJs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)

323 279
So Tank Abrams is reconstituting Acorn, and it will be just as fraudulent now, as it was then.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 11:54 AM (IWZO4)

ACORN was reconstituted under a different name within a week after being swatted.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:01 PM (mpXpK)

324 Florida Woman looks like she hit the wall in excess of Mach I.

Posted by: Monty James at August 14, 2019 12:01 PM (Zqz9o)

325 For normal working-class people, pretty much the only worse places are Baltimore, Detroit, and Flint.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (J+mig)

__

But at least you don't have to shovel snow, so there's that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)

326 Who Dis : Pedette #5, and Jeffy Epstein?

Posted by: saf at August 14, 2019 12:01 PM (5IHGB)

327 I'm assuming Florida women is on meth.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (Vgcpi)

328 OK, B'Gal's up. Gotta help her achieve functionality.

BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (HaL55)

329 I use my more firm turds as a swizzle stick to stir my bloody marys. Then I eat them like a chunk of celery!

Posted by: Kurt at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (hg3pQ)

330 "She's not holding up her lamp to light the way for
all the world's grifters and n'er-do-wells to find their way here, which
is what the poem says."Posted by: TrivialPursuer

right ... 1886 the statue was dedicated, liberal nuts defiled it with that poem in 1903. And as the Trump guy in Lizzy's link said, there was law enacted right before that to ensure immigrants could stand on their own two feet. The poorest would need sponsors to be sure of that, and there were other considerations.


He doesn't get into it, but there was no magnet like today, that anyone in the world can come illegally and get free health care and free welfare and be above the law on many issues (illegals without auto insurance, commit petty crime ... just let em go). That is insanity.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (Cus5s)

331 I'm assuming Florida women is on meth.

***

She didn't want to, but it's The Law.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (GEpFD)

332 "Kurt,

Wanna hear a secret? "

wanna hear another secret?


Guys talk about women 'giving it up'

They don't

When they leave, they take it with them.

(Heard that from an old divorced guy, years ago)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 12:02 PM (cqNba)

333 Yeah, house purchase is getting the gender reveal party treatment. Bunch of Eeyores in the house. I say congrats to them, any regret can be done in the future at their leisure. (Oh look, an exception to i before e except after c).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (IWZO4)

334 I'm assuming Florida women is on meth.
Posted by: Willow

So, ya don't think she was up late studying ?

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (arJlL)

335 A wanted man meets a wanting woman.


Bawdy!

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (tH5fk)

336 Ain't seen no CUMMINGS or Goings on the all quiet Baltimore front. Al Eid eat all the rats?

Posted by: saf at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (5IHGB)

337 >>Bunch of killjoys in here.



I know, right?! Heh.
Congrats to your daughter and fiance, NGU - it means they are settling down, getting serious about being a family and productive members of society. Something that can't be taken for granted in this day and age of OFA/Antifa/Justice Democrats free stuff + debt forgiveness for all!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

338 It's just reality. And goes to what I said about the great PR campaign.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)

So you're say Real Estate isn't a good investment? Really?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (VnkJq)

339 "God's mysterious ways." A devotional from "The Upper Room":

https://tinyurl.com/y54gxc5f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (+0VWg)

340 I don't get too many firm turds, though, because my diet of Doritos and Pizza Rolls don't make for very firm stools.....

Posted by: Kurt at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (hg3pQ)

341

Not every house is in an HOA area.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

342 Biden Camp Upsets Leftist Latino Leaders After Saying Illegal Aliens Have To 'Get In Line'

-
I don't understand what the insult is but I'm in favor of anything that makes Joe look bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

343 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 11:39 AM (b7IdW)

What state is she from? Without looking it up...

Posted by: clutch at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (eGSde)

344 310
They collaborate with Nazis too?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 14, 2019 11:59 AM (GEpFD)

Yes, except they call themselves Democrats now.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (mpXpK)

345 JT . I think she ditched school often.

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (Vgcpi)

346 I primarily employ college kids. I've add the line, PRETEND TO CARE, to my training manual.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (vI+F1)

347 LAX Ammo sucks for shipping.

I've had good luck with SGAmmo.com. Prices are decent. Shipping sometimes seems a little high but then ammo is heavy, especially in the quantities we tend to order. I'll be ordering my Weasel-specified load for the TxMoMe from them.

Posted by: Wayne LaPierre at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (qc+VF)

348 Did I forget? You get to me every year you "own" that property.

Be seeing ya...

Posted by: The tax man redux at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (vqIkG)

349 It's chilling... read some of the list of those Google "blacklisted" and it includes Rush, GP, and Conservative Treehouse among others

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2019 11:43 AM



I gotta say, I'm a bit amused that Texags.com and Dawgshed.com are on the list.

Posted by: Bert G at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (OMsf+)

350 Does anyone see a resemblance of Burt Bacharach to Jeffrey Epstein?

And wasn't he and Angie married?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (so+oy)

351 And the crappy poem isn't original to the statue. I think it's from the 1920s.
=====

Earlier, I think.

If anyone hasn't seen it, the Canadian Munk Debates with Nigel Farage, Mark Stein, Simon Schama, and some UN disgrace, a few years ago is absolutely wonderful. The stupid poem was featured, but rejected as not law.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

352 Sure homes are a great investment unless govt malfeasance comes calling .

Posted by: Willow at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (Vgcpi)

353 331
I'm assuming Florida women is on meth.



***



She didn't want to, but it's The Law.


zap brannigan's law, which is harsh, but fair.

Posted by: Zap Brannigan at August 14, 2019 12:05 PM (sGtp+)

354 306 I recall reading maybe 20 years ago in some mag that ran revealing pics of celebrities (pretty much all female, I think) a quote from Angie D. When she was being considered for "Police Woman" she was asked if she could play a 'slueth' and she said yes... thinking that they had said 'slut', which she apparently had played before.
Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 14, 2019 11:58 AM (ZqRa6)


I remember a better quote from her years ago when she was on the Tonight Show and Carson asked her, 'Do you dress for women or for men?" Angie said, 'I dress for women, and undress for men.'

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (b7IdW)

355 Mommy mommy why didnya comb yer hair before the
cop shot, you bring shame to the Saf family... I toll ya Uncle ted was a mistake he was jest after yer looks and sweet pussy......sigh....

Posted by: saf at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (5IHGB)

356 They lie. Every single time. And under oath, too. Without punishment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofveve deplorable at August 14, 2019 11:42 AM (NVYyb)


If we had a representative congress instead of the paid-off whores they are, Zuck would be called to testify, but the moment he sat down, he'd be dragged out by the sergeant at arms and beaten into an irreversible coma.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (BmxiN)

357 and I'd argue one does not have liberty if they are dependent on the state. And those in this country that are forced to fund unlimited welfare, (and graft) also do not have liberty.


The lady needs a sidearm ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (Cus5s)

358 Kurt,



Wanna hear a secret? Corporation have never paid $1 in taxes. Every
single tax dollar paid by a corp is passed on to customers and
employees.



Pass it on.....

--

Mind boggling that they can't figure that out, isn't it? Then again, they certainly aren't much in the logic department.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (JoUsr)

359 I know we're all about fighting back now, and giving as good as we get, but we're not each other's enemies. Here's how I treat someone else's exclamation of happiness over an impending event (regardless of whether or not I think it's a good idea). "Oh, Kandi Klimaxx, the stripper, accepted your proposal, and you're getting married? Well congrats." If it's a bad decision, they'll find out, but I doubt your wisdom via the comments will dissuade them today.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 12:07 PM (IWZO4)

360 >>For normal working-class people, pretty much the only worse places are Baltimore, Detroit, and Flint.

I wouldn't go that far but it has gone downhill. I worked there years ago and it was great. Way too crowded now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2019 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)

361 saf got into the goofballs again. Who forgot to lock them up?

Posted by: Chief Wiggum at August 14, 2019 12:07 PM (vqIkG)

362 341




Not every house is in an HOA area.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

I am not in a HOA but my county property taxes have gone from $200/year to $1,000/year. If they finally move the city limits bounderies to my area they will double.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

363 Is anyone organizing a protest in front of the Chinese Embassy, so as to bring light to the plight in Hong Kong?

I live nowhere near D.C. so I cannot attend, but I could go the local Great Wall Chinese Restaurant to protest. I will buy some chicken lo-mien so they know I am not protesting them in particular.

Posted by: Paladin at August 14, 2019 12:08 PM (7hzzD)

364 26
*looks at pic w/syrup*



Okayyyyy...


it's for the potatoes

Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2019 12:08 PM (sGtp+)

365 278
Postings on several gun sites now that BATFE, at the direct intervention
of President Trump, will make a new ruling on the legalities of
"certain" pistol braces.



Drip, drip. There go out rights down the drain.



Thanks POTUS.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2019 11:53 AM (8ts9m)

Pistol braces that people use as a shoulder stock (as in Detroit) as work-around to the short-barreled rifle restriction, which restriction should not exist anyway. It was a stupid BATFE opinion both ways, and a lack of willingness to work together in Congress that preceded this decision. Both the original opinion, the reversal, and this potential reversal of the reversal illustrate the folly of building a business on the fringes of the law subject to bureaucratic whimsy.

SB Tactical's PR announcing the original BATFE opinion shift.

The new clarification of opinion letter states, "an NFA firearm has not necessarily been made when the device is not re-configured for use as a shoulder stock - even if the attached firearm happens to be fired from the shoulder. To the extent that the January 2015 Open Letter implied or has been construed to hold that incidental, sporadic, or situational "use" of an arm-brace (in its original approved configuration) equipped firearm from a firing position at or near the shoulder was sufficient to constitute "redesign," such interpretations are incorrect and not consistent with ATF's interpretation of the statute or the manner in which it has historically been enforced."


https://tinyurl.com/yytbqocz
Don't like the law. Change the law.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2019 12:09 PM (t6MX/)

366 /NRA cronyism sock

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 14, 2019 12:09 PM (qc+VF)

367 Florida Woman is 32. My goodness.
Is it meth?

Posted by: m at August 14, 2019 12:09 PM (r666Q)

368 What state is she from? Without looking it up...
Posted by: clutch at August 14, 2019 12:04 PM (eGSde)

I don't know who we're talking about, but just from who's asking the question, I got a guess...

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2019 12:09 PM (7u6m0)

369 I'll wager that 80% of our political problems would disappear overnight if somebody, anybody in Washington would do their job and arrest the anti-Christ George Soros for sedition and/or treason, freeze his assets and arrest all of the principals in his various organizations.

The only reason this hasn't been done is that everyone is OK with it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 14, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)

Soros seems to have taken over the front group apparatus that was originally funded by the Soviets back in the day. As much as the neocons like to circle-jerk about Putin, Soros is arguably the true heir to the USSR.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 14, 2019 12:09 PM (N4xQB)

370 Posted by: Kurt at August 14, 2019 11:56 AM (K47Cg)

--------

Fag

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 14, 2019 12:10 PM (flINI)

371 re 293:
you mean like when Eisenhower was President?No Medicare, no Medicaid?No EPA, no OSHA, no Dep't of Education?
No Civil Rights Acts?No trade (or any other) relations with Red China?Germany and Japan still rebuilding after the war?

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 14, 2019 12:10 PM (ZqRa6)

372 338 It's just reality. And goes to what I said about the great PR campaign.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)

So you're say Real Estate isn't a good investment? Really?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (VnkJq)

___

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. Like anything else, it depends on timing, location, etc.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:10 PM (FiUMj)

373 Angie and Burt had a daughter Nikki born 3 months premature and had life long problems due to Asperger's. She committed suicide when she was 40.

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2019 12:10 PM (oiNtH)

374 And to top it off if the incorporate my house the real value till drop by 25 to 50 percent but will that taxed assessment drop? Hell no, not unless you spend a shit-ton of money suing them.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)

375
If we had a representative congress instead of the paid-off whores they are, Zuck would be called to testify, but the moment he sat down, he'd be dragged out by the sergeant at arms and beaten into an irreversible coma.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2019 12:06 PM (BmxiN)






That's terrible. Zuck absolutely should not be beaten into an irreversible coma. Because then you can't beat him up again when he wakes up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2019 12:11 PM (veoSD)

376 She thought the moth balls were candy mints.

Posted by: davo at August 14, 2019 12:11 PM (sMLEE)

377 Can I correct my first answer on Who Dis.....

it's Angies Dickinhim..............

wot do I win....................a life time of chlamydia...


yeah flowers...are they anallies?

Posted by: saf at August 14, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

378 So the Queen of Dragons is now a psychotic alcoholic Christmas elf...

https://youtu.be/PlYUZU0H5go

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2019 12:11 PM (2IHsC)

379 I am not in a HOA but my county property taxes have gone from $200/year to $1,000/year.

____

$1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:12 PM (FiUMj)

380 $1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:12 PM (FiUMj)

Yep, mine is nearly $5k.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2019 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)

381 Watching History Channels series Food That Built America. They had to girl power it up and exaggerate Majorie Post's actions or maybe I should say downplayed other's actions to assist her in building General Foods. Her contributions were enough to stand on their own as an amazing woman but I guess that wasn't enough. Makes me not trust other things they presented that I may not know about.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 12:13 PM (VnkJq)

382 I'll give another recommendation to sgammo.com.

Good folks, good prices, and they usually have what you need in stock when you buy by the kilo.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 14, 2019 12:13 PM (CNkLk)

383 379
$1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:12 PM (FiUMj)

It is not cheap compared to $200/year originally And I am kin SC, not NY.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

384 Florida woman

She shines with her own kind of light

She'd look at you once

And a day that's all wrong looks all right

And I love her, God knows, I love her

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2019 12:14 PM (88+cf)

385 I am not in a HOA but my county property taxes have gone from $200/year to $1,000/year.

____

$1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


$3500 on a 1200 sq ft 2 bedroom, 1 bath.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2019 12:14 PM (cGpV0)

386 333 Yeah, house purchase is getting the gender reveal party treatment. Bunch of Eeyores in the house. I say congrats to them, any regret can be done in the future at their leisure. (Oh look, an exception to i before e except after c).
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 14, 2019 12:03 PM (IWZO4)

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It's not eeyore. It's pointing out that the housing industry PR is laughable. Great you "own" a house. Which could well depreciate by 20% in the not too distant future. And you will pay property tax on it forever. And have fun with all the costs associated with "owning" that your nice friendly real estate agent forgot (oopsie) to mention.

Nothing wrong with owning, but it's not the WOO HOOOOO stuff the industry would have you believe it is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:14 PM (FiUMj)

387
I'll give another recommendation to sgammo.com.

Good folks, good prices, and they usually have what you need in stock when you buy by the kilo.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 14, 2019 12:13 PM (CNkLk)






Me too. SG is my first stop for on-line ammo purchases. I rarely purchase from anyone else.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2019 12:15 PM (veoSD)

388 It's the game. If you think owning real estate is bad, try not owning real estate.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2019 12:15 PM (Y9zp1)

389 did Loopy Cortex mother say that in NY her prop taxes were like 10K/yr and in Fla they're like 1K/yr?

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 14, 2019 12:15 PM (ZqRa6)

390 ace up

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:15 PM (mpXpK)

391 It is not cheap compared to $200/year originally And I am kin SC, not NY.
Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

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IN NY it's more like $25,000.

When was it $200?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:15 PM (FiUMj)

392 I imagine Soros would be actually kind of hard to find, since he probably spends most of the time cruising around the Mediterranean in his big Bond-villain yacht.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

393 "$3500 on a 1200 sq ft 2 bedroom, 1 bath."

Huh??


*Gets up*

*Walks to basement door*

rickb223.....you down there?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 14, 2019 12:16 PM (cqNba)

394 Flash Email Traffic: Zastava M70 Semi Auto Pistol, 7.65/.32 ACP - Very Good to Excellent condition

$149.99

http://bit.ly/2YZ5Lk0

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 14, 2019 12:16 PM (CNkLk)

395 I pay 5k in property taxes That said, mortgage, taxes and HOA is still less than an apartment.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 14, 2019 12:17 PM (VnkJq)

396 There are main taxes. Sales, income and property. Outside of the outliers like CA and NY, everyone ends up paying about the same amount. It's just that every state splits out the take differently between the 3. Some have low income, but high sales. Or high income but high property. In the end they all steal a fuckton of our money and waste it on bullshit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:17 PM (FiUMj)

397 Coming soon: Cops deny being in the sack with Google. Big G has the will and ability to own EVERYBODY.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 14, 2019 12:17 PM (RuIsu)

398 Recommendation for reading:

Judith Bergman, Gatestone Institute --

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/14570/killing-free-speech-canada

She has really been on fire for the last few years. Very nice essay.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 14, 2019 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

399 I am not in a HOA but my county property taxes have gone from $200/year to $1,000/year. If they finally move the city limits bounderies to my area they will double.
Posted by: Vic

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Vic, I'd kill people to have tx that low. Even double of your current sounds dirt cheap. Planning on leaving here soon - gotta get away from these confiscatory taxes. In essence, my prop taxes work out to be north of 2% of MARKET value.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2019 12:20 PM (Y4EXg)

400 391
$1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 14, 2019 12:12 PM (FiUMj)

When I first bought it in 1981.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:21 PM (mpXpK)

401 I'm assuming you're taking abour he 1950's .

293 America was great when Federal taxes were high
Corporations had 2 choices:l; reinvest profits or pay them as taxes

=====
In the interests of accuracy:
when Federal taxes were high and the rest of the world was still recovering from being bombed flat

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 14, 2019 12:22 PM (dmoiP)

402 Friend of the blog David Thompson has a post up: at (Un)American University, they've declared spelling and grammar racist and will stop grading papers based on them.

They aren't even trying to hide that the goal is to create illiterate, easily-led peasants for the glorious return of feudalism, are they?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2019 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)

403 Property taxes are a county function here. My sales tax was oringinally 3.5% when I moved here in 1977. They are now 10.5%.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:24 PM (mpXpK)

404 I never knew The Fast and the Furious is a remake. The 1954 movie is on Amazon streaming free for Prime members.

Posted by: Oggi at August 14, 2019 12:27 PM (Bk5Q+)

405 403
Property taxes are a county function here. My sales tax was oringinally 3.5% when I moved here in 1977. They are now 10.5%.


Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:24 PM (mpXpK)
Tax rate for my town in NH: $24.92 per thousand of valuation. 9.37 for city, 2.61 for county, 2.06 for state school taxes, 10.88 for city school. We do not have an income tax nor sales tax. We do charge like 9%+ for meals (restaurant, other prepared foods).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2019 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

406 guns don't kill people, they kill groundhogs ... they just have to be properly trained to only kill predators. Mine 22 killed another groundhog, and this one couldn't run way under my porch where I had to smell it for a week. Train your gun properly, give it a treat when it shoots a predator.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2019 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

407 404 I never knew The Fast and the Furious is a remake. The 1954 movie is on Amazon streaming free for Prime members.
Posted by: Oggi at August 14, 2019 12:27 PM (Bk5Q+)


Good to know!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 12:37 PM (Vgt35)

408 Property taxes are a county function here. My sales tax was oringinally 3.5% when I moved here in 1977. They are now 10.5%.
Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2019 12:24 PM (mpXpK)


We have no sales tax here in Oregon, but my property taxes are killer.

There is no such thing as a government that wants less money.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 14, 2019 12:38 PM (Vgt35)

409 If you follow the link for "Florida Woman" to the BustedCoverage website, they have links to previous mugshots. She's fading fast from even the two-week old mugshot. In the one from last year, she still looks mostly human (if not at her best).

Drugs. Sometimes the first time you try them is already too late.

They used to run before/after meth pictures. If those aren't a deterrent, I don't know what would be.

Posted by: OCBill at August 14, 2019 01:19 PM (df+Zi)

410 Dear God, I know that the things of this world matter less than the Kingdom of Heaven. I know Your will shall be done, even though I can never understand it. I know that we should welcome suffering. I do not ask Your intervention, only humbly that You hear my prayer: May the violence and the lies that torment us sinners abate. Amen.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2019 01:25 PM (mk9aG)

411 Anyone hear from Calm Mentor?

Posted by: Helen at August 14, 2019 01:38 PM (RH3OH)

412
Mr. Sandman, bring me a noose (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it the cutest knot that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it thirteen twists like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell it that its lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have no guards to call my own
Please turn on your magic juice
Mr. Sandman, bring me a noose

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 01:44 PM (w54mS)

413 $1K a year is cheap! I pay $3500. My last house was $7K. Don't complain!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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$4,500/yr. 3 bedroom/2 bath , 2000 sq ft. built in 1950.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2019 01:48 PM (w54mS)

414 @409
Hey Wendy! Get over here.
Take a good look Junior...

Posted by: Hank at August 14, 2019 01:48 PM (koNhm)

415 Just back from a meeting with my accountant who helpfully explained that there is nothing he can do about the lubeless ass fucking I'm getting from federal, State and local governments.

The good news is that now that they've set a limit on State and local tax (SALT) deductions to 10,000 my neighbors have overwhelmingly approved new 50M bond issue.

These same neighbors sport "Hate has no home here" signs on their front yards and apparently do not understand the relationship between school budgets and all those new and vibrant citizens now that are now crowding the classrooms.

They also appear not to understand how the value of their own homes will plummet when people start to wise up to the fact that having to pay an extra 20,000 in taxes a year over some other nice town, in perpetuity, demands something off the ask price.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 14, 2019 02:00 PM (koNhm)

416 The Bush administration demonstrated a very successful pilot program to fixing urban, majority-minority, failing public schools, during the years 2005- present.

In New Orleans.

Step One. Use a hurricane or other gigantic disaster to level all the existing schools.

Step Two. Allow anybody who thinks they can to open replacement schools -- charters, private, churches, homeschools. Pay per student.

Step Three. Observe that small nimble (mammal like) schools open first and big traditional (dinosaur like) schools follow later, much later. Most of the money goes to the swift.

Step Four. Observe the survival of the fittest -- and the better education obtained by the students of the swift nimble fast better schools.

So, to replicate the results, begin at step one. Destroy the existing public schools.

Posted by: pouncer at August 14, 2019 02:21 PM (L/ssi)

417 That's Angie Dickinson. She was smokin' hottie in Rio Bravo.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 14, 2019 03:38 PM (5fSr7)

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