Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead; Had Been on Suicide Watch, Claimed to Have Committed Suicide

Apparently the New York prison version of "suicide watch" is just watching you while you commit suicide, so they can critique your form and make suggestions.



Meanwhile, the Daily Twitter Circle Jerk, the brain trust that has pushed the outlandish conspiracy theory that Donald Trump was a deep cover communist agent, is now hysterically warning against conspiracy theories.



Well why don't you run it by your pal and correspondent Louise Mensch, The Rick?

And there they go: Rick Wilson's conspiracy theory pals are suggesting maybe Putin did this as a favor to Trump, or something. I don't really understand the particulars of their claim, but they're suggesting that Trump is somehow involved.



Stupid Trump supporters are going to push all sorts of conspiracy theories that Clinton and Bill Richardson arranged this! What lunatics! Obviously, all educated, rational people know instantly that it was actually Putin who did this for Trump's benefit.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 10:08 AM




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1 Noose!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (Y4EXg)

2 1 st. Whoooo hooooo

Posted by: Madhatter at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (ALS5/)

3 So, another entry in the Clinton Kill List AKA Arkancide?
Howdy Horde. It's been awhile.

Posted by: Just wondering at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (oad3/)

4 Dang. Just missed it. Ha ha.

Posted by: Madhatter at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (ALS5/)

5 We didn't do it.!

Posted by: The Clinton mob at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (Vzme2)

6 Gosh, what possible conspiracy could there be when a billionaire pedo-child sex-slave provider to the world's VIPs is in custody and possibly ready to spill all their secrets????

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (bDqIh)

7 Fake noose!

Posted by: Walsingham at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (D/1P4)

8 Someone on the last thread suggested that Epstein might have made sure all his dirt got out post-suicide. That maybe there's a dead-man switch.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (lwiT4)

9 Two things:

1) Even if Epstein were alive and brought to court, do you think he'd ever talk or admit to anything? I seriously doubt it. So his being dead doesn't change that.

2) Apparently, his death allows for faster warrant obtainment, etc.

cf. https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1160188170698469376

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (q6jjE)

10 Killing himself while hogtied and gagged was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (uEbPt)

11 Reposted from dead thread:

425
I just hope that evil pervert was clever enough to have some sort of dead-man's switch implemented. But I doubt it.



Posted by: Clutch Cargo

I actually wouldn't be at all
surprised if he did do that. AFAIK, he had no family to protect, so a
Freddie Pentangeli scenario wasn't in the cards.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (T6t7i)

12
Impeachment Article I...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (Wx/+I)

13 That's too bad. I was hoping this case would reveal the truth about everyone involved.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (1QvcO)

14 And by the way, The Rick Wilson, the unsealed docs released yesterday contained testimony that **cleared** Trump. Not only did one of the victims say Trump did not participate, she said he didn't even flirt with her, and that while Epstein said to her he was good friends with Trump, she didn't see any signs that this was the case.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (bDqIh)

15 TheRickWilson: your one stop shop for stupid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (y7DUB)

16 so they can critique your form and make suggestions

We'll give it 8 out of 10.

He missed the backflip, but he nailed the triple axel.

Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons! at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (I2/tG)

17 No Mr. Epstein! I expect you to die!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (e1mEI)

18 Someone on the last thread suggested that Epstein might have made sure all his dirt got out post-suicide. That maybe there's a dead-man switch.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (lwiT4)

Usually that sort of thing means the dirty exposing info will be sent to trustworthy journalists and straight shooting law enforcement.



Oh.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:16 AM (uEbPt)

19 Looks like I died for nothing after all.

Posted by: Seth Rich at August 10, 2019 10:16 AM (ywNoU)

20 We're going to need you to immediately forget that one bugnuts conspiracy theory that we spent many vein-bulging spittle-flecked months screaming about at all hours and get right on this new one to which the other one is mutually exclusive, neither of which can be true in a universe in which the other is true.

If you could get to believing this new one right away, we'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 10:16 AM (t+qrx)

21 Suicide by two gun shots to the back of the head

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2019 10:16 AM (DjiZK)

22 "...next round of pints on me lads!"

Posted by: Prince Andrew at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (cfV8p)

23 "Officials call it suicide. I'm thinking Arkancide." --Surber

Posted by: Gerard vanderleun at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (n9plY)

24 >>Someone on the last thread suggested that Epstein might have made sure all his dirt got out post-suicide. That maybe there's a dead-man switch.

Geslane Maxwell is still alive, and she's up to her eyeballs in this sh#t. She was his Madame.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (bDqIh)

25 The Conservative Case for Believing That There is Absolutely Nothing Suspicious About Epstein's Death.

Posted by: The Bulwark! at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (I2/tG)

26 So.....Epstein had a hard drive crash. Seems to be a trend on the left.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (T6t7i)

27 willowed
Maybe this is the point where the Deep State jumped the shark. Maybe.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sdi6R)

That could well happen...

if we still had investigative journalism and an honest law enforcement system.

Tomorrow's headlines: MAGA hat wearing White Supremacists Pounce on assorted POC.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (BiNEL)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:18 AM (BiNEL)

28 This guy served up underage sex slaves to some of the richest and most powerful people in the world. There's no way he was going to be allowed to testify.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 10:18 AM (ywNoU)

29 Have to wonder how many CNN/NBC/MSNBC/NYT/WaPo "Journos" were on Epstein's client list...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:18 AM (vmRc0)

30 If Epstein actually killed himself, the question is--did he do it to keep from testifying against his powerful friends?

Or did he kill himself so he himself wouldn't have to face the music?

If it's the latter, why would he care what happened to his powerful friends?

The pedophile information is somewhere. Someone has it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (NFEMn)

31 That's The (P)Rick Wilson. With a silent 'p'.
Hat tip to the old British comedy "The Young Ones"...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (7s3Gx)

32 Oh fucking dear. Lads, if Vladimir Putin controls the federal prison system to the point he can kill prisoners in -American- jails and make it look like a suicide, give it up. Your country is owned by Russia.

On a serious note, Putin has way more class and intelligence when announcing the obvious murders of his political enemies. The only difference between this "suicide" and frequent deaths in Russian prisons? The Russians evidently care more about public opinion.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (5CbY5)

33 This has Arkanacide written all over it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (ywNoU)

34 TheRickWilson: your one stop shop for stupid.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (y7DUB)


I'm way too old. I remember when that buttmunch was a friend of the blog.

Posted by: Imitation Commentater at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (vqIkG)

35 Duh, suicide watch...they watch you commit suicide. It's in the job description.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (DY3v8)

36 The re-education camps for the Deplorables will less nuanced than the Epstein ....'suicide '.

AND just as deadly.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (YJn4J)

37 Meanwhile, the Daily Twitter Circle Jerk, the brain trust that has
pushed the outlandish conspiracy theory that Donald Trump was a deep
cover communist agent, is now hysterically warning against conspiracy
theories.


Come on Man !!! I called it by Monday - I didn't call it by the next friggin' thirty minutes.

I give up. I can't parody this shit anymore. It's went too farcical even for me.

I'm gonna' cut some grass, sweat, and probably concern my neighbors by day-drinking.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (dN3Mf)

38 The pre-spin spin is gonna be epic.

Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (ykq7q)

39 Can you imagine if you where an honest guard who worked this detail?

Lets say you had worked hard for ten years and gotten on the better shift so you no longer had to work weekends.

Now you wake up to this news on your first Saturday off.

Posted by: Big V at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (xV6Pj)

40 Comrades, never forget, there may be many hands on the dead "men" switch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (BiNEL)

41 TheRickWilson: your one stop shop for stupid.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (y7DUB)

You wonder how people like him are rich and many of us are not.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (NFEMn)

42 People die.

It's just one of those things.

Posted by: Vito Corelone at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (I2/tG)

43 The stink of the royal family involvement was another reason why I supported the IRA all those years.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (DY3v8)

44 30 The pedophile information is somewhere. Someone has it.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:19 AM (NFEMn)

And they're destroying it as we speak.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (vmRc0)

45 "The re-education camps for the Deplorables..."


You mean there are some dumb enough to get caught or go in willingly?

Posted by: Imitation Commentater at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (vqIkG)

46 >>This has Arkanacide written all over it.



Hell, there are other VIPs at risk, such as Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (bDqIh)

47 Btw, Mr. President? This is the moment you can easily take Maxwell into your own protective custody. Say you have lost all confidence after the deaths of Jeff Epstein and Whitey Bulger. Make them own their sins, sir. This is your moment.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (5CbY5)

48 Ugh.

I think I'll go for a run.

This week has really taken a toll on my normally sunny optimism.


It's like living through a really craptostic version of "The Empire Strikes Back" with Darth Democrat on the ascendency.


I'd like to believe this is panic by the Dims and that Barr is going to go hard and heavy on them, and-

this is the Democrats throwing everything against the wall before catastrophe strikes, but-

right now, I think things are just getting started.


Double ugh.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (mIQCW)

49 Oh, he committed suicide.
But this time someone watched him.
No more half-assin' it, Epstein.

Posted by: antisocialist at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (mLNys)

50 41 You wonder how people like him are rich and many of us are not.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (NFEMn)

He knew the right people. Simple as that.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (vmRc0)

51 Conspiracy? Ridiculous.

Posted by: Vince Foster at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (dCRRg)

52 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v8)

53 Never mind all that. The really important thing is that my coffee shipment is "out for delivery" which means that I should get it today. The tracker had been saying Monday.

This is good because I'm on my last cup right now.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (sdi6R)

54 I had forgotten cheri jacobus and her bleached brain even existed. I can see she's as pithily deranged as ever.

Posted by: PleaseDontKilleMeHillary at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (EIsub)

55 Sure, the suicide looks suspicious. But I don't think it pans out as foul play.

1) Either Epstein was going to talk or he wasn't.

2) Suppose he wasn't going to talk. Then, this changes nothing. Maybe it even *helps*.

3) Suppose he was going to talk. Why? Why would that be a viable option for a guy like this? If he really was guilty of all that he seems to be, I don't think you could imagine ever getting out of this. His life was essentially over. For a nasty hedonist/powermonger like this, that's potentially worse than being dead.

4) Even if he wanted to live, he'd have to know the long knives would be out. In other words, if he talked, his probably wouldn't just be killed, but tortured and mutilated.

Baseline for me is that I don't see a massive legal downside to his death (esp. if there's lots of material evidence) because the most we would've gotten out of him is blank-faced denials and 5th amendment silence. The suicide makes sense as the desperate last move of a power hungry guy who knows he's caught and finds life in a subordinate position vile and hateful to the point of death.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q6jjE)

56


*buffs nails*

Posted by: Prison Guard With New Boat at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (qul7b)

57 50 41 You wonder how people like him are rich and many of us are not.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (NFEMn)

He knew the right people. Simple as that.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (vmRc0)

And was willing to throw all moral constraints and notions of human decency right out the window.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (ywNoU)

58 Arkancide strikes again

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (GaOgf)

59 The Rick Wilsons will soon come around to conspiracy theories , but all of them are going to be centered around Trump.

And how many times are the MSM going to run that clip of Trump and Epstein from the '90's to cement the connection between them in the minds of the public?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (NFEMn)

60 right now, I think things are just getting started.†


Double ugh.†

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (mIQCW)

It's waking people up, that's for goddamn sure. Not as many as I would like, and mostly from "solid Republican" to "my government is trying to genocide us," but it's a start.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (5CbY5)

61 Gosh, what possible conspiracy could there be when a billionaire pedo-child sex-slave provider to the world's VIPs is in custody and possibly ready to spill all their secrets????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (bDqIh)


"Conspiracy theory" is now a phrase trotted out as a means of silencing the questions and the questioners.

If you don't want people calling you Alex Jones Jr., then shut up about how the history of mankind is littered by the gazillions, almost from day one, of people being killed and made to look like conveniently timed suicides.

We act like this is a "conspiracy theory" to speculate on it, but the real conspiracy is the dozens of willing media types who will overuse the phrase "conspiracy theory."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

62 29 Have to wonder how many CNN/NBC/MSNBC/NYT/WaPo "Journos" were on Epstein's client list...
Posted by: Hikaru



So your saying that there might be pictures of Don Lemon with underaged boys on Pedo Island? Might I say. No evidence at all the Don Lemon is a depraved scumbag. None at all of his unnatural carnal desires. Just asking questions.


Just. Asking. Questions. {X-Files theme}

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (3kJK+)

63 He had a previous suicide attempt and was in solitary confinement. Tell me how he managed to pull this off, I am curious.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (bDqIh)

64 Hell, there are other VIPs at risk, such as Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (bDqIh)


AND almost all of them are involved with, or in debt to, the Clinton Mega Corporation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (BiNEL)

65

He was tight! The boys loved him.

Posted by: Bubba at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (qul7b)

66
He knew the right people. Simple as that.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (vmRc0)

Apparently, he knew a lot of the wrong people too.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (ABjxW)

67 Found dead as in can't testify?

Posted by: Hillary at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

68 TheRickWilson: your one stop shop for stupid.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (y7DUB)

You wonder how people like him are rich and many of us are not.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (NFEMn)


Not really. There are lots of ways to live your life filthy rich and being smart isn't as important as being driven.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (y7DUB)

69 Russians are everywhere! If they can put things in our water supply to make people vote for Trump, then they can also control the mind of a prison guard to make him kill Epstein. Wake up people! Our precious bodily fluids are at risk! Also, all right wing conspiracy theories are just ridiculous Russian propaganda.

Posted by: Fluoride Joey Scar at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (dYe5S)

70 Bonafide Arkancide.

Get's 'em every time.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (ZtPNJ)

71 Prick Wilson thinks this is conspiracy theory, but Russian collusion is a proven fact.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (oVJmc)

72 Apparently the New York prison version of "suicide watch" is just watching you while you commit suicide, so they can critique your form and make suggestions.

..

You know which party controls NY state with an iron fist, right?

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (MAstk)

73 The Russians evidently care more about public opinion.

People in Russia opposed to Putin occasionally die, but they die on the street in planned hits - they don't die in jail.

Nobody in Russia would believe for a second a story about a political dissident "committing suicide" in jail, so the authorities don't try that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (I2/tG)

74 He had a previous suicide attempt and was in solitary confinement. Tell me how he managed to pull this off, I am curious.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (bDqIh)


Amazing what a determined man can do...

Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (BiNEL)

75 *holds up card with 7.2 written on it*

Epstein's form was terrible.

Posted by: Russian Judge at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (8ts9m)

76 My Daughter Chelsea and I smell a Rat........

Posted by: WEBB HUBBELL at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (lMn1U)

77 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v

Que?

Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (ykq7q)

78 Guy on Fox said there are cameras on the cell 24 hrs

Posted by: SamIam at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (oasF3)

79 ure, the suicide looks suspicious. But I don't think it pans out as foul play.

1) Either Epstein was going to talk or he wasn't.

2) Suppose he wasn't going to talk. Then, this changes nothing. Maybe it even *helps*.

3) Suppose he was going to talk. Why? Why would that be a viable option for a guy like this? If he really was guilty of all that he seems to be, I don't think you could imagine ever getting out of this. His life was essentially over. For a nasty hedonist/powermonger like this, that's potentially worse than being dead.

4) Even if he wanted to live, he'd have to know the long knives would be out. In other words, if he talked, his probably wouldn't just be killed, but tortured and mutilated.

Baseline for me is that I don't see a massive legal downside to his death (esp. if there's lots of material evidence) because the most we would've gotten out of him is blank-faced denials and 5th amendment silence. The suicide makes sense as the desperate last move of a power hungry guy who knows he's caught and finds life in a subordinate position vile and hateful to the point of death.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q6jjE)


True, but all this would be moot if he wasn't actually allowed to off himself while under "suicide watch."

The "conspiracy" is not Epstein's suicide, it's that it was ALLOWED to happen.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (NFEMn)

80 The Cuckinstans go right past saying it's a conspiracy theory to IT'S THE RUSSIANS in less time it takes for most women to Friend Zone me.

Posted by: Blanco at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (HltPS)

81 66 Apparently, he knew a lot of the wrong people too.
Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (ABjxW)

Rick Wilson?

Because that's who the person I responded to was talking about.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (vmRc0)

82 78 Guy on Fox said there are cameras on the cell 24 hrs
Posted by: SamIam at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (oasF3)

The video file is on the same hard drive as Hillary's emails though.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (ABjxW)

83 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v



oh for the love of pete

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)

84 Werl, isn't that conveeenient

Posted by: votermom happy to have read a good book! at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (+72t1)

85 You wonder how people like him are rich and many of us are not.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (NFEMn)




He knew the right people. Simple as that.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (vmRc0)


I am convinced that Epstein was running a "honey-pot". The question remains - for who ?

One thing we know for sure - Epstein ain't talkin'.


Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (dN3Mf)

86 Nobody in Russia would believe for a second a story about a political dissident "committing suicide" in jail, so the authorities don't try that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (I2/tG)


Well I don't know about all that. Joe Scarborough is a renowned expert on killing. It's worth hearing him out.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (t+qrx)

87 But how did the horse's head get in there?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (Ndje9)

88 Because that's who the person I responded to was talking about.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (vmRc0)

missed that. gotcha.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (ABjxW)

89 Let's see.....Epstein dies while in custody.

The Nazis had a lot of that going on.....they would put on the official reports that the prisoner died of a heart attack or shot while attempting to escape.

So this makes the Clintons......wait for it.....

Nazis!

Works for me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (Z+IKu)

90 >>>56


*buffs nails*
Posted by: Prison Guard With New Boat

...

nice boat

Posted by: Watch Commander with a New Bugotti at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (PbpT7)

91 OK, it could have happened as they described it. Possible.
But explain how come Hillary is holding the winning ticket in the deadpool; "8/10/19 with a rope"?

Posted by: John the River at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (/3goP)

92
he was made a full partner in the risk hedge management firm of Foster, Rich, & Epstein

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (KCxzN)

93 Did they wipe his cell afterwards like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (oasF3)

94 Re: dead man switch- who would publish it?
It goes in the same file as the Khalidi tapes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (87EdW)

95 So, when does Twitter start censoring comments stating that there is something suspicious about Epstein's death?

I give it four hours.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (I2/tG)

96 Worst part. After the first attempt they would usually put him in a different unit. Not sure if that happened but some reports are saying officials decided it was just an attempt to get moved out of where he was, so they did nothing but grade his form.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (8ts9m)

97 we been riffin' on this for an hour already.

best line from the last thread (sorry for lack of attribution, I forgot)

He wasn't on "Suicide Watch", he was on "Suicide, Watch!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (V2Yro)

98 right now, I think things are just getting started.


Double ugh.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (mIQCW)

It's waking people up, that's for goddamn sure. Not as many as I would like, and mostly from "solid Republican" to "my government is trying to genocide us," but it's a start.
Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (5CbY5)


I don't think we can get much further in the language being used by those who are going after Trump. There are people who are more than hinting on killing him now.

How much longer can that go on, how much further can it go, before some people finally wake up and so "hold on now, you can't go threatening to kill a President, no matter how much you don't like him."

Honestly, does anyone here remember ANYONE making any type of threat against Obama, for 8 freakin' years?

I didn't hear one. From anywhere. And now here we are, and it's ratcheting up with speed, just in the last few weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (cY3LT)

99 *cackle cackle
shart*

Posted by: Guess Who at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (SqopC)

100

Ask Joke Scarborough if Russians killed the intern that Scarborough murdered in his office?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (3R9oS)

101 96 Worst part. After the first attempt they would usually put him in a different unit. Not sure if that happened but some reports are saying officials decided it was just an attempt to get moved out of where he was, so they did nothing but grade his form.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (8ts9m)

I think that's called "Try it again, you numbskulls!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (V2Yro)

102 So, when does Twitter start censoring comments stating that there is something suspicious about Epstein's death?

I give it four hours.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (I2/tG)

They won't if the conspiracy theories imply Trump's involvement.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (NFEMn)

103 And how many times are the MSM going to run that clip of Trump and
Epstein from the '90's to cement the connection between them in the
minds of the public?


And cover all the times BJ Cliton visited Pedo Island. With a pillow until they don't move. That's something we'll never, ever hear or read about, especially if he did that while presidentin'.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (HaL55)

104 A: Granny in D-Block with the Bedsheet.

Posted by: Your First Clue at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (Ndje9)

105 I've got this Arkanicide story nailed for you.Spoiler alert: the French re-conquer England.

Posted by: smitty at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (p/Jmm)

106 oh ya, he commit suicide

of kourse

and Im da bad guy

lmao

Posted by: VLAD at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (+8+gB)

107 The only stretch is to believe that once in federal prison, Epstein was un-monitored & had time to hang himself where it takes many minutes to die

Cheri Jacobus

Except he wasn't in federal prison.

Delete your tweet.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (MAstk)

108 94
Re: dead man switch- who would publish it?


Cocaine Mitch?

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (T6t7i)

109 Nobody in Russia would believe for a second a story about a political dissident "committing suicide" in jail, so the authorities don't try that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (I2/tG)

Whaaaaaat? So if anything I was too hard on the Russians? How can this be?!

Seriously, on House of Cards a Saint Gay dissident in Moscow actually hanged himself in his cell exactly to provoke a similar reaction against the Russian government.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (5CbY5)

110 Another innocent life lost to the tragedy of rope violence! #RopeControlNow #CommonSenseRopeLaws

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (jY1B4)

111
Sure. Like Hermann Goering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (13CQC)

112 Epstein was removed early on a Sat. morning from the prying eyes of state of the art surveillance by witness protection assets under the guise of death, to be secured at a deep cover location. This provides ample time for deprogramming and allows those most under scrutiny to lower their guard and become complacent...How is that for some wishful thinking conspiracies!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (yhf6w)

113 This is corrosive. There's a government we vote for, and there's another government that holds power. No one believes the official story, the official story so far is an insult to one's intelligence.

As the punchline to the story goes, "I can read Pravda."

Posted by: Monty James at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (Zqz9o)

114 This is a seminal moment for the future of this country. We have now officially, and without doubt, entered banana republic territory. The Whitey Bulger death was just an appetizer.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (sulRy)

115 The "conspiracy" is not Epstein's suicide, it's that it was ALLOWED to happen.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (NFEMn)


Sad that the closed circuit cell camera hard drives were being backed up just when the power failure occurred and all that data was lost...

except for the yoga lessons and wedding plans!

Posted by: Commissar Cloudstrike Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (BiNEL)

116 MCC is known as a terribly run shithole. I think they're almost double the intended capacity.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (Jh1to)

117
I hope Virginia Giuffre is watching her back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (13CQC)

118 I'd mentioned the dead-man's switch earlier.

But I'm thinking these freaks adhere to another religion, judging from everything that pizzagate uncovered. How strange that 2 days ago when my internet was down all day I was going through all of those sickening files.

Rule #1 of Satan club, you get caught, you die to protect the rest.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (q1al1)

119 Honestly, does anyone here remember ANYONE making any type of threat against Obama, for 8 freakin' years?

I didn't hear one. From anywhere. And now here we are, and it's ratcheting up with speed, just in the last few weeks.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (cY3LT)
--------------

Never heard anyone hope that the economy tanks either. Not even from a drunk at the bar babbling about stuff.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (ABjxW)

120 105
I've got this Arkanicide story nailed for you.Spoiler alert: the French re-conquer England.
Where my URL at? https://theothermccain.com/2019/08/10/apparent-epstein-arkanicide/

Posted by: smitty at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (p/Jmm)

121 Except he wasn't in federal prison.

Yes he was - he was in a Federal facility in Manhattan.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (I2/tG)

122



"Suicide Watch = Watching to see that he commits suicide and being there for the assist.

- - Frankie "5 Angels" Pentangeli




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (zBaqJ)

123

The Nice Touch was when "they" set the table for this "suicide" a couple of weeks ago when "they" "reported"
Epstein was "depressed and suicidal."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:31 AM (3R9oS)

124 Honestly, does anyone here remember ANYONE making any type of threat against Obama, for 8 freakin' years?


Well, there was that one rodeo clown that was wearing an Obama mask

HAte CriME!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 10:31 AM (vd8XM)

125 So, "suicide watch" actually means watching a suicide?
seems logical

Posted by: votermom happy to have read a good book! at August 10, 2019 10:31 AM (+72t1)

126 How much longer can that go on, how much further can it go, before some people finally wake up and so "hold on now, you can't go threatening to kill a President, no matter how much you don't like him."

Honestly, does anyone here remember ANYONE making any type of threat against Obama, for 8 freakin' years?

I didn't hear one. From anywhere. And now here we are, and it's ratcheting up with speed, just in the last few weeks.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (cY3LT)

God Forbid it happens, but it will feel like we were watching it in slow motion the whole time.....
We knew Bulger was going to get clipped before it happened
We knew Epstein was going to get clipped before it happened.

Will we say "we knew it" one more time?
God Forbid.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:31 AM (NFEMn)

127 The "conspiracy" is not Epstein's suicide, it's that it was ALLOWED to happen.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (NFEMn)


This is right out of Blade, the chattle are everywhere. Wouldn't surprise me if they've got tattoos on the insides of their lips.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:31 AM (q1al1)

128
That giant gust of wind was a sigh heard somewhere over Chappaqua...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (zBaqJ)

129 86 Nobody in Russia would believe for a second a story about a political dissident "committing suicide" in jail, so the authorities don't try that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:24 AM (I2/tG)

No, Putin's enemy Magnitsky suddenly had a fatal "heart attack" while he was in custody, even though he was a relatively young man. What a twist!

and some reports are sounding like the Epstein Incident is going to be kicked over onto this track.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (V2Yro)

130 Geez, Putin is everywhere. Don't look now Joe, but he's in the bedroom doinking Mika.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (Jh1to)

131 Well I don't know about all that. Joe Scarborough is a renowned expert on killing. It's worth hearing him out.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (t+qrx)


As I said in the thread below, I don't watch tv news or read twatter, but from what I see, Scarborogh looks like someone who is a paid mouthpiece, more than almost anyone else I've seen.

He was a supposedly "conservative" congressman at one point, right?

So how did he get here?

Makes sense to me to just chalk it up to, they found his kink, took pictures, showed him said pictures, and let him know they have the negatives.

Bam. Done. He's theirs, for life.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (cY3LT)

132 So if he wasn't killed because he was going to talk, then he was killed as an example to those who may.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (uEbPt)

133 116 MCC is known as a terribly run shithole. I think they're almost double the intended capacity.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (Jh1to)

He was segregated and a special case, not in the general population. And on suicide watch. Even a government run by AOC shouldn't fuck that one up.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (ABjxW)

134 Yes he was - he was in a Federal facility in Manhattan.
..

Ah my mistake.

It sounded like a city detention facility.

Often times a federal inmate will await trial n a city/county jail.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (MAstk)

135 'Apparently the New York prison version of "suicide watch" is just
watching you while you commit suicide, so they can critique your form
and make suggestions.'
Still better than the most-recent movie.

Posted by: CayleyGraph at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (+DIDk)

136 Well... on the plus side, at least an evil man is dead.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (3CTnW)

137
This is a seminal moment for the future of this country. We have now officially, and without doubt, entered banana republic territory. The Whitey Bulger death was just an appetizer.
Posted by: LGoPs

======

A claque of pedos around the world turn their grateful eyes to the corrupt, incompetent American justice and penal systems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (13CQC)

138 If I were Blago, I'd have my Rosary glued to my hands right now....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (NFEMn)

139 Russian oligarchs don't need Epstein's help in procuring underage girls

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 10:33 AM (7HtZB)

140 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 10:33 AM (QwmrN)

141 136 Well... on the plus side, at least an evil man is dead.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (3CTnW)

One out of a lot more. That's the rub.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:33 AM (ABjxW)

142 100

Ask Joke Scarborough if Russians killed the intern that Scarborough murdered in his office?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



Wait, that's the plot line for the Charles Bronson movie Telefon.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:33 AM (3kJK+)

143 Seriously, on House of Cards a Saint Gay dissident in Moscow actually hanged himself in his cell exactly to provoke a similar reaction against the Russian government.

Hard to kill yourself in a Russian jail. The first step in intake in to strip naked, hand your clothes over to be searched, while you are examined to make sure you aren't hiding anything on your person.

I don't think they have sheets in Russian jails, either.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:33 AM (I2/tG)

144 On the bright side, with Epstein dead, there's no one who will be able to contest the search warrant of his home and the tons of evidence that produced.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (sGotD)

145 Baseline for me is that I don't see a massive legal downside to his death (esp. if there's lots of material evidence) because the most we would've gotten out of him is blank-faced denials and 5th amendment silence. The suicide makes sense as the desperate last move of a power hungry guy who knows he's caught and finds life in a subordinate position vile and hateful to the point of death.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q6jjE)


Frankly, that's my take as well. The document release yesterday implicating several prominent Dem pols and UK's Prince Andrew means that there's blood in the water on the sex trafficking now. Don't forget Pres Trump's EO a couple of years ago authorizing asset seizure for human rights abuses. Dude knew he was going to die in prison; might as well do it on his terms rather than due to shiv between the ribs. Child abusers don't tend to do well in the Big House.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (5Yee7)

146 That line from the Godfather II, towards the end when Michael says, "If we've learned anything, it's that ANYONE could be killed..."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (NFEMn)

147 Morning Jo(k)e says it's Russians!!


Maybe the Russians also planted that dead intern in his Congressional office?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (bDqIh)

148 Bam. Done. He's theirs, for life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (cY3LT)


They do it smart, though. Not JUST the blackmail. Joe's pocket's are lined. He's living a nice life. He just has to remember not to get uppity, and never forget who's boss.

The carrot AND the stick.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (dN3Mf)

149 133 116 MCC is known as a terribly run shithole. I think they're almost double the intended capacity.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (Jh1to)

He was segregated and a special case, not in the general population. And on suicide watch. Even a government run by AOC shouldn't fuck that one up.
Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:32 AM (ABjxW)


Unless this outcome was their intent. Then I'd say they succeeded.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (mFoNl)

150 He was just turning his life around and felt this was the only to make it right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (BiNEL)

151 > I am convinced that Epstein was running a "honey-pot". The question remains - for who ?

The highest bidder would be my guess.

This is a message. If they'd just wanted to off him, they'd have given him a heart attack shot. Yeah, people would still have been suspicious, but it would have been plausibly deniable.

That the guy manages to "hang himself" while allegedly already on "suicide watch"? That's a message.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (tY4MP)

152 144 On the bright side, with Epstein dead, there's no one who will be able to contest the search warrant of his home and the tons of evidence that produced.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (sGotD)


And no one to prevent it being destroyed like Weiner's laptop...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (zBaqJ)

153 It was a mere slip and fall in a maximum security suicide watch cell,happens daily. DeBlassio says we need to order more of those yellow "slippery when wet"
thingies....wheewh I dodged a bullet there..damn this mike is still on....fuck.....

Epsteins' Jewellers are offering Star of David nooses half off......chokers included for free.......

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (5IHGB)

154 I can't wait to see how they blame this on Global Warming.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (jp0Bv)

155 That the guy manages to "hang himself" while allegedly already on "suicide watch"? That's a message.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (tY4MP)

I think you are correct

Posted by: votermom happy to have read a good book! at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (+72t1)

156 I hope Trump already has Barr moving on this

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (+8+gB)

157 This is a seminal moment for the future of this country. We have now officially, and without doubt, entered banana republic territory. The Whitey Bulger death was just an appetizer.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (sulRy)


Hate to say it, but on days like today, I think about Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (cY3LT)

158 Don't they know the Russian angle is over? They should be claiming he was killed by White Nationalist. How... White.

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (QCc6B)

159 I really thought a lot of that pedometer stuff was conspiracy the

Posted by: dagny at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (nRWPy)

160 By the way.

Jeff Epstein is one more example of Gaggle doing it's thing with it's coding.

Search for "jeff epstein and bill clinton"

And gaggle brings back more Trump related headlines than Duck Duck Go.

Posted by: Blanco at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (HltPS)

161 In fairness, the guy whose turn it was to watch Epstein just got dinner from that Italian place just off of Park Row.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (Jh1to)

162 I was at a get together last night with some women, all educated and upper middle class and white.
4 of them went on and on virtue signaling how Trump is a racist. One said she gets her news from Colbert. Another said she was at the Obama inauguration and how the black people there just worshiped him and were so proud.

I wanted to ask her what exactly the Black Jesus did for them but kept my mouth shut.

You cannot fix stupid.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (haWye)

163 146 That line from the Godfather II, towards the end when Michael says, "If we've learned anything, it's that ANYONE could be killed..."
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (NFEMn)


Kay: "You know how naive you sound? Senators and Presidents don't have people killed."

Michael: "Now who's being naive, Kay?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (zBaqJ)

164 I'd be happy with an investigation into how someone on suicide watch killed themself. And if he did it and officials tried everything they could, ok.

But couldn't they have at least checked his cell for speakers when he claimed to keep hear Bill whispering, "Just do it. Just go for that sweet release."

Posted by: MKoepf at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (DfSI5)

165 Theory, not realz.

Posted by: dagny at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (nRWPy)

166 138
If I were Blago, I'd have my Rosary glued to my hands right now....

Posted by: JoeF.



Iiiinteresting. I've been trying to figure out why Trump has suddenly started talking about pardoning Blago. My guess is that Blago knows a great deal about Obama and his flying monkeys and is negotiating terms.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (T6t7i)

167 I don't need conspiracy theories. I know everything I need to know about the Left.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (H8QX8)

168 Epsteins' Jewellers are offering Star of David nooses half off......chokers included for free.......

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (5IHGB)

Dude......that's pretty tasteless.

Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)

169 Ahhh, the Clintons strike again!

So much for the suicide watch, maybe we should be looking at any large purchases by those that were guarding him or in proximity to him.

And before any cucks try and use this as proof of rampant conservative conspiracy theory I say this with heavy sarcasm so you can go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (JslNf)

170 How many genders are there Joe?

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (QCc6B)

171 On the bright side, with Epstein dead, there's no one who will be able to contest the search warrant of his home and the tons of evidence that produced.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (sGotD)


But with the case closed, there's really no need to review any of the corroborative evidence..

that was destroyed yesterday...

totes by accident...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:36 AM (BiNEL)

172 Yeah, if I was a billionaire with a freaking B and was remotely innocent, would I kill myself?

If we had an honest media, they'd swarm this story like flies on a hot turd. It's painfully obvious if this story they're feeding us is true, then he knew what would happen to him and to the people connected to him.

No matter how you look at this, it stinks on ice.

Yet, the media will collectively shrug their shoulders, and go back to Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (q1al1)

173 "The "conspiracy" is not Epstein's suicide, it's that it was ALLOWED to happen."Posted by: JoeF

right, that part is not theory. But now the heart attack "news" ... oh, just natural causes, from the stress.


Didn't Hillary advocate for The Resistance to interfere in normal process throughout government. Gee, would he army of seditious resisters find any way to thwart the democratic process at every level? Every person in The Resistance is committing treason/sedition and we need some real hangings ... or we have surrendered to DeepState and the oligarchs.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (Cus5s)

174

Wait for it...

The piece de resistance will be the "discovery" of a detailed confession penned by Epstein exonerating BJ Clinton, all other leftists, and incriminating the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (3R9oS)

175 On the bright side, with Epstein dead, there's no one who will be able to contest the search warrant of his home and the tons of evidence that produced.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (sGotD)


And no one to prevent it being destroyed like Weiner's laptop...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 10:34 AM (zBaqJ)


Swarms of jackets, labeled "FBI" traipsing through his property does not give me a warm sense of justice going on here.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (cY3LT)

176 By next week, these assholes will be gaslighting us into believing there was never a Jeffery Epstein.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (QwmrN)

177 No, Putin's enemy Magnitsky suddenly had a fatal "heart attack" while he was in custody, even though he was a relatively young man. What a twist!

Oh, they let Magnitsky die, after months of denying him medical care, but they still didn't try to claim that he "committed suicide".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (I2/tG)

178 Wait, he was in Federal custody?

Posted by: MAGA at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (hXmEF)

179 Pretty sure it was the Joos. Mosad anyone?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (QZCjk)

180 that was destroyed yesterday...

totes by accident...


100%, the FBI already took care of this a couple of weeks ago. There ain't nothing but the word of a bunch of crazy ladies.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (q1al1)

181 Even a government run by AOC shouldn't fuck that one up.


Ha, I've fucked up everything I ever touched, wise guy!

Posted by: AOC at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (qul7b)

182 it's not like epstein was going to write a tell-all or anything. i guess we'll see how this shakes out. and, the sleaze ball sure as fuck would never had told the truth about anything in court. let satan deal with him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (KP5rU)

183
You know...Epstein just happened to tell his [leftist] lawyers all kinds of things just before he "committed suicide."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (3R9oS)

184
Jeffery Epstein?

never heard of him

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (KCxzN)

185 83
And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.



Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v



oh for the love of pete


Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)

Evidently you are tired of hearing this "baby boomer" shit. I know I am. Most baby boomers served honorably in Vietnam or over in Germany. I am a Nam vet and a baby boomer. How many in the current generation can claim to be a war vet. Personally I think the so-called "greatest generation" was the worst. They elected FDR 4 times.

Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (mpXpK)

186 How many genders are there Joe?
Posted by: Max Power

At least one!

Posted by: Your First Clue at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (Ndje9)

187 The most telling clue that this was not really a suicide is the cannoli in Epstein's cell.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (T6t7i)

188 156 I hope Trump already has Barr moving on this
...

It's bagpipe weekend!

Posted by: Barr at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (MAstk)

189 Whoops! Jeff's house mysteriously went up like a roman candle right before we were to search it for evidence! How could that happen? Oh, well! kekekekekeke

Posted by: The FIB at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (DTX3h)

190 100%, the FBI already took care of this a couple of weeks ago. There ain't nothing but the word of a bunch of crazy ladies.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (q1al1)


No shit. The organization that organized a Presidential Coup is going to suddenly start preserving evidence to take down the Deep State ?

Yeah - I ain't buying it either.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (dN3Mf)

191 Wait for it...

The piece de resistance will be the "discovery" of a detailed confession penned by Epstein exonerating BJ Clinton, all other leftists, and incriminating the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (3R9oS)


Be better if it said the President had nothing to do with it but the press will use it as a false flag to attack him anyway, like the El Paso shooter did.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (1g7ch)

192 ha, yes, I like the theory that they faked his death, to keep him safe. Fly him to Gitmo, where the secret military tribunals will go on ... I bet those trials start next week, Mueller is being handcuffed as we speak. (can I trademark this, or is it already floated out there? heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (Cus5s)

193 You know...Epstein just happened to tell his [leftist] lawyers all kinds of things just before he "committed suicide."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:38 AM (3R9oS)

The operative word is "leftist"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (BiNEL)

194 Jonah says BOTH sides have people killed in protective custody for having information on powerful Pedophiles.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (uEbPt)

195 178 Wait, he was in Federal custody?
..

Yes, I thought he was at a local detention facility.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)

196 "Suicide watch"... I don't think that means what you think it means.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu)

197 Evidently you are tired of hearing this "baby boomer" shit. I know I am. Most baby boomers served honorably in Vietnam or over in Germany. I am a Nam vet and a baby boomer. How many in the current generation can claim to be a war vet. Personally I think the so-called "greatest generation" was the worst. They elected FDR 4 times.
Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (mpXpK)

I agree with you about 'Nam and all that, but chronologically, it wasn't The Greatest Generation that elected FDR four times. They were kids when he was elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (NFEMn)

198 So, I was going to post this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy-thriller_films_and_television_series

but got a 525 error from Tiny url. WTF

Posted by: davo at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (sMLEE)

199 That's the thing about our Elites. They always land on our feet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (oVJmc)

200 114 This is a seminal moment for the future of this country. We have now officially, and without doubt, entered banana republic territory. The Whitey Bulger death was just an appetizer.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 10, 2019 10:29 AM (sulRy)


I wondered in the last thread if this could be the moment where the Deep State jumped the shark. Whether that turns out to be the case or not, I think you're right. We're in uncharted territory now.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (sdi6R)

201 The piece de resistance will be the "discovery" of a detailed confession penned by Epstein exonerating BJ Clinton, all other leftists, and incriminating the president.
..

Even though it looks like Hillary's handwriting!

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (MAstk)

202 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah zip-a-dee-ay

If only more pedophiles would commit suicide each day!

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (kLDv+)

203 Just google or whatever your go to search engine is & look up Jim McDougal the The Clinton Mafia partners in Whitewater & what happened to him in jail

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (BqBId)

204 174 The piece de resistance will be the "discovery" of a detailed confession penned by Epstein exonerating BJ Clinton, all other leftists, and incriminating the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (3R9oS)

Written by Sid Blumenthal.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (vmRc0)

205 "Suicide watch"... I don't think that means what you think it means.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu

It works like a nicotine patch, only deadlier.
You put it on your wrist like any other watch and it excretes toxins into your bloodstream that eventually kill you...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (NFEMn)

206
I bet there will be 45 conspiracy theories that 45 did Jeffrey in to prevent a scandal.


On my FB feed by 10:00 AM. The hive mind is strong!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (dPMBY)

207 Do they honestly think they can sell this?

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (RK98Q)

208 Hate to say it, but on days like today, I think about Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (cY3LT)


And Antonin Scalia.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (sulRy)

209
A guy who had information that would have destroyed rich and powerful
men's lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably...Russian.

-- Joe Scarbourgh




What a fucking wanker. But the MFM will push that Trump is behind it and completely ignore anything related to the Clinton crime family

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (HGStn)

210 . My guess is that Blago knows a great deal about Obama and his flying monkeys and is negotiating terms.

Rumor has it that Obama was on a FBI wiretap, trying to convince Blago to appoint Valerie Jarrett to his old Senate seat. No indication of what "inducements" were offered.

After Obama was overheard on the wiretap, the Robert Mueller FBI immediately terminated its investigation, and brought charges against Blago.

Jarrett was a known candidate for the Senate seat, but suddenly withdrew her name from consideration, without explanation.

The FBI obviously tipped her off, warning her that she needed to stay away from this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (I2/tG)

211 I hear ya, Vic. Still ticked off that you guys never were recognized by the nation for your service and sacrifice. Where's the parade? Still waiting for my son's too.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

212 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v

Why would baby boomers mourn him?

There are good and bad people in every generation which should not be news to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (+0VWg)

213 A legal phrase due to become as famous as the Miranda Warning:

"That's hearsay, Your Honor, and Mr. Epstein isn't here to testify."

Posted by: Your First Clue at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (Ndje9)

214 197 I agree with you about 'Nam and all that, but
chronologically, it wasn't The Greatest Generation that elected FDR four
times. They were kids when he was elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:40 AM (NFEMn)

That is not what the news asshole that coined the phrase "greatest generation" said. He specifically credited saving us from the depression and fighting in WWII.

Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (mpXpK)

215 ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE LEFT IS BLAMING PUTIN FOR COVERING FOR TRUMP, BUT ALL THE LEFTY DEMS ARE CAUGHT UP IN THE PEDO ISLAND GAMBIT.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (9dzlp)

216 He was in a STATE jail. The fed govt pays state jails to house federal prisoners on a short-term basis, usually while such prisoners are awaiting trial.

This is done routinely, all over the country. The MCC where Epstein died is NOT staffed by the federal Bureau of Prisons. It is staffed by state correctional officers.

Posted by: mnw at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (TpYKj)

217 In Soviet Russia, Suicide Wat... Oh, did we do this already?

Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (q1al1)

218 That is not what the news asshole that coined the phrase "greatest generation" said. He specifically credited saving us from the depression and fighting in WWII.
Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (mpXpK)

Tom Brokaw.
He's stupid.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (NFEMn)

219
An intent who worked for a purportedly conservative Congressman wound up dead... how Floridian.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (dPMBY)

220 I didn't hear one. From anywhere. And now here we are, and it's ratcheting up with speed, just in the last few weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:27 AM (cY3LT)

Yup. No one does this if they seriously think Joe Biden will cruise to 350 EVs. They are making it impossible for Republicans to respect their fraudulent elections or ever trust them with power. This is because they know if Trump makes it to 2024, the Democratic Party will have long ceased to exist.

Often repeated, but worth remembering.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (5CbY5)

221 >>This is a seminal moment for the future of this country. We have now officially, and without doubt, entered banana republic territory. The Whitey Bulger death was just an appetizer.


Interesting point - both were protected by Mueller because they were his informants, right?

*puts on tin foil hat*

What if they were concerned he would share what he did for Mueller, not his pedo VIP friends?

*takes hat off*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (bDqIh)

222 207 Do they honestly think they can sell this?
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (RK98Q)

They don't care. They know They can get away with it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

223 This is unfolding like a cheap dime store action novel.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (9dzlp)

224 I've changed my mind. It wasn't the Russians, it was a jail house branch of White Supremacists taking orders from Trump. No wait! White Supremacists controlled by Putin. So it was the Russians, who also control Trump. Whatever you do, do not drink tap water. Russians put fluoride in it. They also made me kill my intern as well, no wait, forget I said that.

Posted by: Fluoride Joey Scar at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (dYe5S)

225 the Epstein guy was great in Welcome back Carter.

Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (MVjcR)

226 52 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v

That just might be dumber than Kurt or that Wilson jerk above.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)

227


No, he's not dead. He's just pinin' for Pedo Island

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (HGStn)

228 Well, I certainly had nothing to do with it. In fact, I got up early this morning for a bit o' Spotted Dick, not to be confused with Morning Wood, of course. Tut-tut.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (hjaPQ)

229 Suicide watch = Already dead. Dig the memory hole.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (RuIsu)

230 207
Do they honestly think they can sell this?


Posted by: creeper


At one point, I would have agreed with you, but with all we've seen over the last decade, not only do they think they can get away with it, they probably will.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (T6t7i)

231 Arkancide for Jeffrey ranks 6th at Bing coming in behind definitions, lists, and a {{limerick}}.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (Hg4NE)

232 It's pretty interesting when these records started getting on sealed the one thing that the judge the kibosh on was any records having to do with prince Andrew. That's not a conspiracy theory. That is just part of the grease in palms. Really interesting to see if he does have any hidden files that name names or videos that show faces but I wouldn't count on it

Posted by: keena at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (RiTnx)

233 First thought, another body brought to us by the Clintons. Next thought, democrats run NY prisons they failed to prevent suicide during a suicide watch.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (NanIO)

234 Not one high level person has gone to jail for anything. This is just the start, they have no fear. They will become more brazen. Wait till the election...

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (nzKWW)

235
the Epstein guy was great in Welcome back Carter.

Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (MVjcR)


Dear Mr. Kotter,
Please excuse my son Jeffery from class today he's out raping underage girls.
Signed,
Epstein's mother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (HGStn)

236 211
I hear ya, Vic. Still ticked off that you guys never were recognized by
the nation for your service and sacrifice. Where's the parade? Still
waiting for my son's too.




Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

I had a parade of Hare Krishnas at the SF airport.

Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (mpXpK)

237 http://bit.ly/2M8H7M1
*******
That Was Quick: #ClintonBodyCount Is Trending on Twitter Following Epstein's Death

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (BqBId)

238 His last words were the same as Seth Rich's:"Hi Hillary ! .... what are you doing here ?"

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (Hw4bz)

239 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah zip-a-dee-ay

If only more pedophiles would commit suicide each day!
Posted by: Lord Comey at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (kLDv+)


I'll be curious to see which of our harping cuck twatters are chirping loudly today, and which ones are stone cold silent.

I'm not sure what it would mean, but if someone is enterprising and patient enough to monitor this today, I think there might be some interesting results.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (cY3LT)

240 The MCC where Epstein died is NOT staffed by the federal Bureau of Prisons. It is staffed by state correctional officers.

Wrong.

Wikipedia:

The Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York (MCC New York) is a United States federal administrative detention facility in Manhattan, New York which holds male and female prisoners of all security levels. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (I2/tG)

241 Oddly, the suicide watch team neglected to remove the noose stepladder and cross beam jail cells are equipped with.

Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (NbRJx)

242 Has Trump spoken or tweeted about this "development?"

Or is he still buttering up Kim?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (NFEMn)

243 Hate autocorrect. Palms greasing palms. Two women who came forward named Prince Andrew.

Posted by: keena at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (RiTnx)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (I2/tG)

245 222 They don't care. They know They can get away with it.
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

They're in blatant "Try and stop us, if you dare!" mode.

Nobody dares.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (vmRc0)

246 I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but this is awfully convenient. And not Russian, very Arkansan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (XrCyE)

247
Do they honestly think they can sell this?


Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (RK98Q)


The MFM will push whatever lie they want to. Plus I'll bet a bunch of them are caught up in this too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (HGStn)

248 I had a parade of Hare Krishnas at the SF airport.


Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (mpXpK)



O gosh yes. I wonder whatever happened to those people.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (lwiT4)

249
The Conservative Case For Assisted Suicide While Incarcerated And Under Suicide Watch

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (dPMBY)

250 Insom, how is Lucy?

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (RK98Q)

251 I wondered in the last thread if this could be the moment where the Deep State jumped the shark.
Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:41 AM (sdi6R)

They've already jumped 10 sharks and they're still sailing along.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX8)

252 I think Putin gave him a special concoction that caused his heart rate to zero and then paid off former KGB agents whisked him away to Pedo Island II where he will be revived and ...........

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (9dzlp)

253 Just like old times 'eh comrades?

Posted by: Iosif Vissarionovich at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (Hg4NE)

254 239 I'll be curious to see which of our harping cuck twatters are chirping loudly today, and which ones are stone cold silent.

I'm not sure what it would mean, but if someone is enterprising and patient enough to monitor this today, I think there might be some interesting results.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (cY3LT)

You're going to see it painted as the people who think foul play may have been involved as "defending" or "siding with" Epstein, and therefore will be smeared as Pedophiles.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (vmRc0)

255 Publicity for the Clinton Body Count is at least one good thing to happen this week. Yay!

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (RuIsu)

256 Ann Coulter's tweet from July 25:

@AnnCoulter
Jul 25
Dear Bureau of Prisons: Please get Jeffrey Epstein to a super Max prison pronto, or the people who want him dead will make sure we never know the truth. ACT NOW!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (sGotD)

257 This is unfolding like a cheap dime store action novel.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2019 10:44 AM (9dzlp)



Slick Willie: It might be predictable, but it works

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (HGStn)

258 I'm not one for conspiracy theories

..

I'm not either.

The guy was a 66 y.o. billionaire facing a life sentence.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (MAstk)

259 216
He was in a STATE jail. The fed govt pays state jails to house federal
prisoners on a short-term basis, usually while such prisoners are
awaiting trial.



This is done routinely, all over the country. The MCC where Epstein
died is NOT staffed by the federal Bureau of Prisons. It is staffed by
state correctional officers.

Posted by: mnw at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (TpYKj)


That is incorrect. He was in MCC New York, federal administrative detention center operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (rnXGe)

260 248
O gosh yes. I wonder whatever happened to those people.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (lwiT4)


They are still around but the press does not report it just like code pink. Its not "news" or anti-Trump.

Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (mpXpK)

261 They're in blatant "Try and stop us, if you dare!" mode.

Nobody dares.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (vmRc0)

That's it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 10:49 AM (H8QX8)

262

Did he die thinking about his private church on pedo island, Satan worshiping ritual abusing good times? Did he go to Satan with a smile on his face?

Bet not.

Posted by: AOC at August 10, 2019 10:50 AM (qul7b)

263 The Romans had this custom...

Posted by: Tom Hagen at August 10, 2019 10:50 AM (SqopC)

264
the most we would've gotten out of him is blank-faced denials and 5th amendment silence. The suicide makes sense as the desperate last move of a power hungry guy who knows he's caught and finds life in a subordinate position vile and hateful to the point of death.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q6jjE)

=======

This is why I'm comfortable to some degree with his cohorts escaping justice -- it would have happened with or without his suicide.

However, as Joe F. says, wtf, the fucking shame and disgrace to American institutions that this could happen. FUCK, I think of this as happening in a WWII cell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:50 AM (13CQC)

265
22 "...next round of pints on me lads!"
Posted by: Prince Andrew at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (cfV8p)


Hung himself, he did?

Used a Windsor Knot, you say?

How conveeeeeenient!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (dPMBY)

266 Trending on Twitter:

1. Epstein
2. Clinton
3. Clinton Body Count

LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)

267 At one point, I would have agreed with you, but with
all we've seen over the last decade, not only do they think they can
get away with it, they probably will.


Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:45 AM (T6t7i)

Don't forget, they probably have a backlog of false flag operations they can trot out if need be. All they have to do is distract the plebes for a week, and everything else is flushed like the squirts in an airport toilet.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (Z1ykJ)

268 258
I'm not one for conspiracy theories



..



I'm not either.



The guy was a 66 y.o. billionaire facing a life sentence.

Posted by: HA



You're missing the point. It isn't that Epstein might be suicidal, it's that he was theoretically on suicide watch.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)

269 Wait wut?

Posted by: Epstein's Suicide Watch at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (9dzlp)

270

He took The Other Way Out...

Posted by: AOC at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (qul7b)

271 Hate to say it, but on days like today, I think about Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (cY3LT)

And Antonin Scalia.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (sulRy)


Well, Justice Scalia was 78, and a rather portly fellow, but yeah, I don't rule anything out, when it comes to conveniently timed deaths.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (cY3LT)

272 And my dumb ass thought it would take until Monday for the clique to start obfuscating, redirecting, and otherwise deflecting from the Jeffrey Epstein Goodtime Hanging Hour.

Shows what I know. Very damn little, apparently. At least I can still drink. New nic will be I Drink and I Don't Know Shit.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:52 AM (dN3Mf)

273 You're missing the point. It isn't that Epstein might be suicidal, it's that he was theoretically on suicide watch.
..


Suicide watch where I am is lights on 24/7 and a physical check every 15 min.

If the Feds are the same my point stands.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:52 AM (MAstk)

274 Stolen from Twitter, the Clinton Body Bag:

https://tinyurl.com/y4dppudb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 10:52 AM (ptqGC)

275 Trending on Twitter:



1. Epstein

2. Clinton

3. Clinton Body Count



LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)


Take a peek at that Cheri Jacobus (whoever she is) twitter. They're saying Bill Barr offed him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 10:52 AM (HGStn)

276 Thank you FNM and deep state. All I can think is "how easy would it be for a prison with compliant media helpers to drug you and wheel you into an ambulance to be killed and then just show some pics of some actual suicide by hanging attempt person that doesn't show the face."

But here we are; With the # of times the FNM has been caught lying to protect deep state criminals ,unless the FNM can give me interviews of a whole bunch of prison personnel and inmates who witnessed the suicide or found the body hanging there my rational side sees no reason to push back on my imagination.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 10, 2019 10:52 AM (vrfMC)

277 > the Epstein guy was great in Welcome back Carter.

Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, realizing that Jimmy Carter is still technically eligible for another term as President of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (tY4MP)

278
I'm not one for conspiracy theories

..

I'm not either.

The guy was a 66 y.o. billionaire facing a life sentence.
Posted by: HA

=======

Let's see how open and transparent the investigation into a jail suicide is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (13CQC)

279 So his dick was big enuf to go around his neck and tie to the top cell bars......Bravo.

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (5IHGB)

280 Adding 2 cents to the conspiracies...
Didn't Hillary have an office in Manhattan...and Epstein was in the Manhattan Correctional Facility?

Coincidence, I think not!

:-)

Posted by: socalcon at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (Roy2Z)

281 Epstein knew he had a better chance on the outside

inside, he was dead

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (+8+gB)

282 I believe when he was arrested they found videos etc. At his residence So doesn't the information already exist? At least some it is likely true some info was hidden elsewhere.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (RvOhM)

283 "Hate to say it, but on days like today, I think about Andrew Breitbart."Posted by: BurtTC

me too, and Ace's friend that worked for Breitbart, from my home town, ran for rep here ... then suddenly died at like age 50 ... met him once, seemed healthy to me. People die sure, but ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (Cus5s)

284 What if Epstein is not dead? Could this be a ploy to smoke out others?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (QZCjk)

285 250 Insom, how is Lucy?
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (RK98Q)

Hey creeper, good of you to ask. Last I heard, she'll be in the animal hospital for 3-5 days. The vet was optimistic, and Lucy was a little bit more animated last night. Appetite still hasn't returned. So she'll be getting treated for the next few days but there seems to be reason to be hopeful at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (ywNoU)

286
Do they honestly think they can sell this?

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM


Yes, yes they do.

All they need is a "bigger" news story to break today in time for the evening news

as natural disasters are hard to pull off, they'll just have to create a big news story what will get everyone spun up

SQUIRREL!!!

my "surprise meter" will barely even twitch when we hear about the "man-made disaster" this afternoon

Cynical? Yes, I am. Thanks for asking

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (KCxzN)

287 Arkancide!

Posted by: Constantine XI at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (yiAMj)

288 Suicide watch where I am is lights on 24/7 and a physical check every 15 min.



If the Feds are the same my point stands.

Posted by: HA

For a guy known worldwide, and involved with people at the highest levels? No. Anyone with a brain would have at least had the guy under constant TV surveillance, if not having someone stationed outside the cell.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (T6t7i)

289 Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, realizing that Jimmy Carter is still technically eligible for another term as President of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (tY4MP)

Hey! Cut that out!

Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (ykq7q)

290 What are the chances that the Clintons, on hearing the first attempt, were not "interested" in what might happen next?

And if one, in the position of Clinton, could increase the chances of not being prosecuted by whispering to friends of friends what a great thing it would be if the Epstein problem might "go away on its own" and how such good fortune might be rewarded by future "security detail" jobs with the Clintons, what are the chances such whispering did not happen?

I'm not saying Kaiser Sose blew away the bookkeeper directly, but let's just say the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince the world he didn't exist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (SqopC)

291 what did comey's daughter know, and when did she know it?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (KP5rU)

292 283 me too, and Ace's friend that worked for Breitbart, from my home town, ran for rep here ... then suddenly died at like age 50 ... met him once, seemed healthy to me. People die sure, but ...
Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (Cus5s)

And not long after he met Bill Ayers...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (vmRc0)

293 Manhattan Correctional Center.
A hotbed of Republican and Russian intrigue, and totally not a facility in the heart of a blue city staffed with union blue suits.

Posted by: Downcast at August 10, 2019 10:54 AM (p6Q7Q)

294 Just shows yo how inept the government really is, he's like the most famous prisoner on Earth and on death watch and he somehow kills himself.

I love how liberals are getting to their conspiracy theories first to hope and muddy the waters.

Never mind the Clintons have this serendipity of people committing suicide at the right moment.

Posted by: Blago at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (zuvmW)

295 Also, the MSM refers to 'the joint' as "Prison" 10 times more than as a "Jail".

Posted by: socalcon at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (Roy2Z)

296 Wow, can't say saw that coming.
Ok, thought maybe a little or more.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (BbGew)

297 Was the NY POst Photographer taking pics as he was rolled in to hospital??? how would they know??? I am putting on my Tinfoil cap & will say this looks like Witness Protection, HEY LOOK HE DIED

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)

298 I'll be curious to see which of our harping cuck twatters are chirping loudly today, and which ones are stone cold silent.

I'm not sure what it would mean, but if someone is enterprising and patient enough to monitor this today, I think there might be some interesting results.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:46 AM (cY3LT)

You're going to see it painted as the people who think foul play may have been involved as "defending" or "siding with" Epstein, and therefore will be smeared as Pedophiles.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:48 AM (vmRc0)


I'm not at all interested in what gets said.

I'm curious who will be chirping and who will be silent.

Silent birds are sending a message too.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (cY3LT)

299 266 Trending on Twitter:

1. Epstein
2. Clinton
3. Clinton Body Count

LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)


The hate speech police must be abed nursing a hangover.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (di1hb)

300 All they need is a "bigger" news story to break today in time for the evening news



as natural disasters are hard to pull off, they'll just have to create a big news story what will get everyone spun up



SQUIRREL!!!


Like, say, a Russian nuclear missile disaster? **dons tinfoil chapeau**

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (T6t7i)

301 They're in blatant "Try and stop us, if you dare!" mode.†

Nobody dares.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:47 AM (vmRc0)

You're right, but that's fuckin' retarded of them. Shit like this turns people on to Infowars and way worse, faster than anything else you've seen. It destroys the image of "rule of law" that prevents a second Civil War. It's a flashpoint, uncontrolled incident, Masquerade violation. Take your pick of terms. But these are the bread and butter of conspiracies, and the federal justice system is completely destroying its credibility in the name of protecting... who? Who could possibly be worth a potential end to their own power? Not the Clintons alone, that's for goddamn sure.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (5CbY5)

302 Lest you think to yourself there's a line they won't cross, remember: fellatio in the oval office; perjury; directly lying to American people; smuggling docs to avoid blame for 9/11. What wouldn't they do?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (87EdW)

303 Trending on Twitter:
1. Epstein
2. Clinton
3. Clinton Body Count
LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)

By 1:00 EST:
1. Telletubbies: The Movie
2. Socks
3. Stupid conspiracy theories

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (upmlj)

304 At least he wasn't a Nazi general and had a American officer to help him.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (BbGew)

305 I hope they don't do Vinnie Barbarino like that...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (flINI)

306 The Clintons have been awfully quiet. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (ptqGC)

307 Gutsy move, Hillary.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (Xqo6t)

308 Now we know why NYC never made him register as a sex offender

Wanted to him to be comfortable to come back to the city

just in case they needed to "talk" to him

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (+8+gB)

309 Was the NY POst Photographer taking pics as he was
rolled in to hospital??? how would they know??? I am putting on my
Tinfoil cap will say this looks like Witness Protection, HEY LOOK
HE DIED

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)



hmmm....interesting

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (lwiT4)

310 What deep State?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (oR37s)

311 Seth Rich unable for comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (ptqGC)

312 Whoever killed Epstein was probably whoever was bankrolling Epstein.

Posted by: Monty James at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Zqz9o)

313 I for one


Types*******
Deletes.

May he rest in hell.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (0OmEj)

314 Ace I don't use social media, so feel free to spread "Suicide, watch!" anywhere you'd like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (A8W5E)

315 Clinton happened to be in the next cell but says they didn't talk....................

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (5IHGB)

316 302†Lest you think to yourself there's a line they won't cross, remember: fellatio in the oval office; perjury; directly lying to American people; smuggling docs to avoid blame for 9/11. What wouldn't they do?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 10:56 AM (87EdW)

That's so cute compared to all the stuff they've done since. But yeah, at this point the answer is "they'll destroy the DoJ as a concept before facing justice for their crimes."

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 10:58 AM (5CbY5)

317 So is Joe The Intern killer saying Putin did this?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 10:58 AM (oR37s)

318 "That's hearsay, Your Honor, and Mr. Epstein isn't here to testify."

=====

Did you know that IL got rid of the hearsay exemption when someone is dead?

The more you know . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2019 10:58 AM (MIKMs)

319 Prince Andrew's been strangely quiet, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 10:58 AM (ptqGC)

320 For a guy known worldwide, and involved with people at the highest levels? No. Anyone with a brain would have at least had the guy under constant TV surveillance, if not having someone stationed outside the cell.
...

Aaron Hernandez was also on suicide watch. It happens.

Not all facilities have cameras in every cell. And they don't have a guard staring at them 24/7.

People have misconceptions about suicide watch.

Now did he get special attention/treatment?

I have no idea.

But if it was standard SW it's not what people think it is.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (MAstk)

321 I'm not one for conspiracy theories

..

I'm not either.

The guy was a 66 y.o. billionaire facing a life sentence.
Posted by: HA

=======

Let's see how open and transparent the investigation into a jail suicide is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (13CQC)


I genuinely feel for those of you who don't want to consider conspiracies as something real.

I get it. Really, I do.

But look at your institutions. The ones that are big and powerful and have the ability to control human behavior.

Seriously, which ones do you trust?

Any of them? Some of them? Only a few?

It's scary thinking the world is a sinister place.

But it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (cY3LT)

322 By next weekend, Epstein will only be a rumor

Posted by: Amon Goeth at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (+8+gB)

323 288 yup.

"constant TV surveillance"

News reports that the gurney held 'someone who looked like Epstein.

1+1=2 Epstein is on his island. Some poor schmuck was offed as cover.

Posted by: socalcon at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (Roy2Z)

324 Trending now on Amazon are Suicide Watches.

They're killer.... order one today!


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (3H9h1)

325 Was this suicide then 2 shots in the back of the head?

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (BbGew)

326
52 And the Baby Boomers mourn another member of their generation.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (DY3v


I hope you purchased those Sooper Dooper Deep Thinker pills with a money-back guarantee because they are not working for you. At all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (dPMBY)

327 what was that movie with Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts & Patrick Stewart, Conspiracy Theory ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (BqBId)

328 #3trending on Twitter right now is
#Clintonbodycount. LOL!

Posted by: keena at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (RiTnx)

329 Do they honestly think they can sell this?



Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM



Yes, yes they do.



Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (KCxzN)


It's easy to sell Normalcy to a Normalcy Addict.

How many people are tapping that vein, right now, with a powerful thirst for something - anything - to help them believe this isn't exactly what it looks like, an Epstein hit ? They'll buy anything to get on with their day. Just a little something to take that scary edge off. Mama needs her Little Helper - a small taste even, enough to believe everything's gonna' be all right a little while longer.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (dN3Mf)

330 A man known to have cavorted with very important people in the Democratic Party and a man reported to have been blackmailing those same people presumably for said cavorting, commits suicide in a New York Prison in a State entirely controlled by the Democratic Party. Further, he was on suicide watch after actually attempting suicide one time and yet although he is in prison and on suicide watch, he manages to kill himself and is not discovered until after he is dead. It would be an understatement to say that this is a case of malign neglect.

Tell me again why NY prosecutors wanted to transfer Paul Manafort to Riker's Island. I don't want to believe that even a New York prosecutor would like to inflct death on anyone that threatens the Democratic Party but you got to believe that if they and Jeffrey's erstwhile friends were willing to abrogate to themselves the authority to remove an elected President, why would they shrink from shrugging their shoulders at the death of a Democrat donor who identified as a pedophile.

Posted by: Punchinello at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (zOrpp)

331 Eh, one thing you should consider before getting too sure Epstein was killed or whatever is that it wouldn't really surprise me if suicide watch prison guards were actually this incompetent.

I mean, if my job was to prevent various scumbags from killing themselves, I might spend majority of my time surfing internet on my phone rather than making sure they're safe.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (dYe5S)

332
So is Joe The Intern killer saying Putin did this?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 10:58 AM (oR37s)


Pretty much. The Russians killed his intern, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (ptqGC)

333 Second look at #TheFrenchRevolution?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (oVJmc)

334 Was the NY POst Photographer taking pics as he was
rolled in to hospital??? how would they know??? I am putting on my
Tinfoil cap will say this looks
like Witness Protection, HEY LOOK
HE DIED




Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)




The FBI raiding Roger Stone's house: Pure coincidence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (+vi/F)

335 207 Do they honestly think they can sell this?
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (RK98Q)

Hi creeper! Haven't seen you in a while. They WANT you to know it's bullshit.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (uEbPt)

336 282 I believe when he was arrested they found videos etc. At his residence So doesn't the information already exist? At least some it is likely true some info was hidden elsewhere.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 10:53 AM (RvOhM)



Yes, it' s in a box next to Hillary's hard drives and emails.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (Hg4NE)

337 It takes more than one guy to run a sex-trafficking operation. I hope Bill Barr is making lists and putting together a task force.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (SqopC)

338 #"Suicide,Watch!"

Posted by: Your First Clue at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (Ndje9)

339 JOE F: Your hearse has arrived.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (dmYb7)

340 Let me guess cremated already?

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (nzKWW)

341 I was reading a Twitter thread from someone familiar with the Federal BOP and that facility and they claim it's the other inmates that watch the prisoners on suicide watch. That may be okay for most but I can believe the warden would allow that with Epstein.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (Mr80f)

342 309 Was the NY POst Photographer taking pics as he was
rolled in to hospital??? how would they know??? I am putting on my
Tinfoil cap will say this looks like Witness Protection, HEY LOOK
HE DIED

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)



hmmm....interesting
Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:57 AM (lwiT4)


Likely a freelancer camped out at the jail to get a photo in case he was transferred. Photog sells the photo to the paper and "becomes" a photog for the paper. For that photo, anyways.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (di1hb)

343 We've gone through two long threads of comments, and Insty has one with 540 comments.


Hot Air has 68 comments.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (T6t7i)

344 House Fire at Rich Estate

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (SqopC)

345 Yet "The Notorious RBG" is single-handedly beating the crap out of the Grim Reaper...

Posted by: pahound at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (cfV8p)

346 In the small town where I grew up, a high school classmate killed his wife, and later hanged himself in his jail cell. There couldn't have been 5 prisoners in there besides him. You'd think it couldn't have happened.

My point being, pretty much all government officials, Congressmen or county jailers, are overpaid, lazy, and minimally competent at best. Why delve into conspiracy theories when the obvious answers is that Epstein's jailers were more interested in playing Candy Crush and avoiding difficult situations than they were in watching prisoners?

Posted by: Ted K. at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (FJYfm)

347 317 So is Joe The Intern killer saying Putin did this?

Just doing their job...spreading the manure as thinly as possible to make the story go away.

Posted by: socalcon at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (Roy2Z)

348 335 207 Do they honestly think they can sell this?
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2019 10:42 AM (RK98Q)

Hi creeper! Haven't seen you in a while. They WANT you to know it's bullshit.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (uEbPt)


And that we are pissants who should keep their place.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (Hg4NE)

349 I know that as a converted Catholic, I am to morn the loss of all life and try and see the good in everyone. That said, seeing very little in the con list when I do a pro's vs. con's chart.

I am a practicing christian because sometimes I am not very good at it.

Posted by: Picric at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (n9yaR)

350 Another really fun conspiracy theory on twitter now is that it was too convenient that the NYpost was right there filming as they took his body to the hospital so.......witness protection program!!!

Posted by: keena at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (RiTnx)

351 But if it was standard SW it's not what people think it is.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (MAstk)

A case like this needs a lot better than standard. To be clear, under standard procedure hanging yourself with clothes and bedsheets is nearly impossible. Bradley Manning can testify to that.

Let your preconceptions go, man. At some point people refuse to accept "working as intended" as an answer.

Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (5CbY5)

352 Eh, one thing you should consider before getting too sure Epstein was killed or whatever is that it wouldn't really surprise me if suicide watch prison guards were actually this incompetent.

--

If we had reporters an interesting story would be to find out who the suicide staff was and if they receive "meets expectations" on their performance reviews this year.

$500 says they do because no one gives a sh*t whether the suicide watch succeeds or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (A8W5E)

353 @340
Oh yes. On religious grounds.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (SqopC)

354 Even Joe Scarborough is a sceptic- Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (BbGew)

355 ... bugnuts . . .

We're "bugnuts," now?

What is that, even.
[Eyeroll]

The trolls here are the most amusing, by far.

Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2019 11:02 AM (wfWN5)

356 He was murdered.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (JUOKG)

357 I genuinely feel for those of you who don't want to consider conspiracies as something real.
..

I follow existing facts the best I can.

Give me a *sliver* that something nefarious happened and I'll follow it until proven otherwise.

But to jump from suicide to Clintons is fun and nothing more.

We have enough BS that is clear and factual w/out having to make stuff up.

See no deep state indictments as one example.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (MAstk)

358 Hot Air has 68 comments.

--

Holy crap, they beat the 24 hours of the 2016 election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (A8W5E)

359 But if it was standard SW it's not what people think it is.

Posted by: HA


True, but again, anyone with a brain would know how this would look if Epstein succeeded, and would take extraordinary precautions to prevent it. Assuming, of course, that they wanted to prevent it.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (T6t7i)

360 Flights to Pedo Island heavily discounted....................for tweens.............and VIP's

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (5IHGB)

361 341 I was reading a Twitter thread from someone familiar with the Federal BOP and that facility and they claim it's the other inmates that watch the prisoners on suicide watch. That may be okay for most but I can believe the warden would allow that with Epstein.
..

BS

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:04 AM (MAstk)

362 Ask yourself this: Who is breathing easier this AM? The answer is Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at August 10, 2019 11:04 AM (Lxxwf)

363 Ve sink he vas shot vhile trying to escape.

Posted by: Stalag Guard 1 at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (aS1PU)

364 I know two different people who work in the prison system and neither is particularly impressive or dedicated to their jobs. It's a job, a paycheck, one that can be a little more hazardous than working at a desk in a large company, but the attitude toward prisoners is one of indifference to them. It's how they stay sane knowing what these people did to land them in prison.
I can completely fathom a prison guard watching his phone instead of the cameras on Epstein.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (McHAE)

365 To be clear, under standard procedure hanging yourself with clothes and bedsheets is nearly impossible.

..

No it's not.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (MAstk)

366 Well the first time he was suicided a guard who was out of the loop showed up before he stopped breathing and saved his life.

Now under normal circumstances in any prison, much less a Manhattan prison, this guy would be put out of population and watched over carefully given the publicity and circumstances but somehow he found another belt or sheet while he was put in a cell that had a fixture or something that would hold his weight as he hung himself.

Ok, I'm kidding. That didn't happen.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (h7ves)

367 6 Gosh, what possible conspiracy could there be when a billionaire pedo-child sex-slave provider to the world's VIPs is in custody and possibly ready to spill all their secrets????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (bDqIh


Yeah.

I feel cheated. I wonder what secrets died with him?

Posted by: Emmie at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (i/wJA)

368 Psssst!!!
I have it on good authority he was in cell block 8-8.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (axyOa)

369 JOE F: Your hearse has arrived.
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at August 10, 2019 11:00 AM (dmYb7)

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (NFEMn)

370 Hmm, I hadn't even considered the "maybe Epstein or one of his billionaire pals arranged for a dead body double"

Well that theory can be quashed if they do an autopsy and keep plenty of tissue/DNA samples.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (vrfMC)

371 "352 Eh, one thing you should consider before getting too sure Epstein was killed or whatever is that it wouldn't really surprise me if suicide watch prison guards were actually this incompetent. "

Never underestimate incompetence.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (H8QX8)

372 Did he choke on a hot dog? How did he get a sandwich in prison?

Posted by: Jonah G. at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

373 Jeffrey's hanging was a sign to all the peasants.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (Hg4NE)

374 Did Andrew Cuomo ever visit Pedo Island? Just askin' questions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:06 AM (ptqGC)

375 I'm not going to be able to formulate an opinion on this until I hear from Murdering Joe and Low IQ Mika.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (kLDv+)

376
I feel cheated. I wonder what secrets died with him?
Posted by: Emmie

======

Don't feel cheated. I bet he wasn't going to spill anyway. Fifth Amendment all the way down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (13CQC)

377 Eh, one thing you should consider before getting too sure Epstein was killed or whatever is that it wouldn't really surprise me if suicide watch prison guards were actually this incompetent.

I mean, if my job was to prevent various scumbags from killing themselves, I might spend majority of my time surfing internet on my phone rather than making sure they're safe.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (dYe5S)


I find it interesting, in a psychological sense, that people NEED to believe there is NOT a conspiracy at work here.

I'm not going to say I know Epstein was murdered, because that would be silly.

I'm saying I think it's very possible, and there are plenty of reasons to believe we're not going to get a full account of what happened and why.

Incompetence is one possibility.

Another possibility is that there really are people who really are really really good at really really making people dead, when they want them really and truly dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

378
Kurt Schlichter on Twitter, writing about Joey S, the sub of Mika -

No one rocks harder than that Gumby-haired home-wrecking sub-par intern-managing geebo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (dPMBY)

379 "Who else wants to get Prince Andrew'ed"....Is There No One Else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: THE DEEP STATE at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (lMn1U)

380 So what do you actually think?
Suicide? 33%
Homicide? 50%
Witsec? 22%
Honestly, they're all plausible.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (87EdW)

381 Soon we'll learn that McCain and Epstein were the only major players pulling the strings in the RUSSIA!!! coup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (A8W5E)

382 Jane - we will never know as dead men tell no tales

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (BbGew)

383 Guard was paid off.

Guard gets fired.

Guard retires to tropical paradise.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (sGotD)

384 1. Guy with tons of Middle East and Philippines connections, who makes his living playing video poker, shoots up Las Vegas with "no motive"

2. Notre-Dame Cathedral Fire definitely not arson at the hands of Islamists

3. Epstein suicide

Interesting times #NothingToSeeHereFolks #MoveAlong

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (jY1B4)

385 I wonder what secrets died with him?

Posted by: Emmie at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM (i/wJA)

--------

ALL of them... I hope.

Can I get an amen?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (flINI)

386 5 To be clear, under standard procedure hanging yourself with clothes and bedsheets is nearly impossible.

..

No it's not.

To be done after one already tried to take his life in a prison that was responsible for his life and with any other inmate would have taken extraordinary measures so that he could not do it again simply does not happen.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (h7ves)

387 I can completely fathom a prison guard watching his phone instead of the cameras on Epstein.






Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2019 11:05 AM

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Not sure how it works in NY but in Texas guards can't take their phones into the prison. They have to leave all of their stuff in lockers when they come to work.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (JUOKG)

388 Posted by: Iron
Mike Golf at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (di1hb)
*******
But the Post is a Conservative Paper & bigtime Trumper, just seems mighty convenient for a Photog to be there

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:09 AM (BqBId)

389 Well, it's suicide WATCH.

And they watched.

Government work, baby!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 10, 2019 11:09 AM (BmSkj)

390 Guard was paid off.



Guard gets fired.



Guard retires to tropical paradise.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (sGotD)


Guard ends up dead. Another "suicide"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:09 AM (+vi/F)

391 Another poor unfortunate victim of Arkancide.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 10, 2019 11:09 AM (438dO)

392 Amazing what low volume broadcasting of "you will be perpetually ass raped in prison" 24 hours a day and a little nylon cord can do.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:09 AM (SqopC)

393 So what do you actually think?
Suicide? 33%
Homicide? 50%
Witsec? 22%
Honestly, they're all plausible.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (87EdW)


Hmmm. This is truly a no math blog.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (aS1PU)

394 To be done after one already tried to take his life in a prison that was responsible for his life and with any other inmate would have taken extraordinary measures so that he could not do it again simply does not happen.
..

Yes it does happen.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (MAstk)

395 By next weekend, Epstein will only be a rumor
Posted by: Amon Goeth at August 10, 2019 10:59 AM (+8+gB)

Who?

Posted by: davo at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (sMLEE)

396 who gets the island?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (KP5rU)

397 Anybody remember William Casey having a seizure the day before he was to testify on Iran-Contra, and then backed that up by assuming room temperature the day after he was implicated by Richard Secord ?

That was all the way back in '87. Reported matter-of-factly by all the news outlets. Not a smidge of curiousity by anyone. I was around 16 then, and remember thinking "Uh - you sure you don't wana' look into this ? That's awfully convenient."

Nope - nothing to see here. Move along.



Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (dN3Mf)

398 Guard was paid off.



Guard gets fired.



Guard retires to tropical paradise.


Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM

---

Guard mysteriously drowns in his two foot deep wading pool while retired.


Can't have any loose ends hanging out there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (JUOKG)

399 I'm not going to say I know Epstein was murdered, because that would be silly.
...
Incompetence is one possibility.


I'm not saying he was actually murdered, in the sense that someone came into his cell and strung him up. I think it's probable that they KNEW he was suicidal, because why wouldn't he be, and chose to give him the opportunity because it was convenient for some very powerful people. All they had to do was nothing.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (T6t7i)

400 376
I feel cheated. I wonder what secrets died with him?
Posted by: Emmie

======

Don't feel cheated. I bet he wasn't going to spill anyway. Fifth Amendment all the way down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (13CQC)



Sometimes the unsaid is more telling than the spoken. Now, We'll never know.
We'll never see the trial, never see who squirms and doesn't, never hear the questions asked and unanswered.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:10 AM (Hg4NE)

401
To be done after one already tried to take his life in a prison that was responsible for his life and with any other inmate would have taken extraordinary measures so that he could not do it again simply does not happen.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (h7ves)

--

I think there are even special non-straightjacket clothes that the prisoners have to wear that make it very difficult to move the arms and legs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (A8W5E)

402 The spice must flow.

Posted by: Hillary at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (QwmrN)

403 You know who wont be allowed to commit suicide



the El Paso shooter

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (+8+gB)

404 BREAKING... Epstein Strangled With Monica's Blue Dress; FBI rules it "Random Street Crime"...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "We're Just as Shocked as You!" at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (Ndje9)

405 Even if it was a suicide this lets a fuckton of powerful people breath easy.

In my mind I suppose that powerful people wanted him dead they got what the wanted either through murder or by Epseins own hand (self murder).

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (0OmEj)

406 But the Post is a Conservative Paper & bigtime Trumper, just seems mighty convenient for a Photog to be there

Might've been a non-affiliated stringer who called the Post first and they paid them for an exclusive. A lot of them hang out at hospitals and such hoping to get lucky like this.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (6XLoz)

407 What'd he hang himself with? A sheet?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (JoUsr)

408 Imma a gonna go with Epstein is not dead.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (QZCjk)

409 211 I hear ya, Vic. Still ticked off that you guys never were recognized by the nation for your service and sacrifice. Where's the parade? Still waiting for my son's too.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

There actually was one, belated, for Vietnam vets in Chicago.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/chi-chicagodays-vietnamvets-story-story.html

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (o3AYq)

410 Ha! Sorry 17%

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (87EdW)

411 I genuinely feel for those of you who don't want to consider conspiracies as something real.
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I follow existing facts the best I can.

Give me a *sliver* that something nefarious happened and I'll follow it until proven otherwise.

But to jump from suicide to Clintons is fun and nothing more.

We have enough BS that is clear and factual w/out having to make stuff up.

See no deep state indictments as one example.
Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:03 AM (MAstk)


Except that's not really what you're doing.

You are trying as hard as you can to avoid starting the process of seeking truth, by denying there's any reason to start looking.

You're on your own loop, and I don't want to try to stop you from doing that.

Good luck.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (cY3LT)

412 Yes. It was an ironic hotdog.

Posted by: Barry at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (QwmrN)

413 Well. What score did the judges give him?

Posted by: JAS at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (I5SAg)

414 All they had to do was nothing.

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There it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (A8W5E)

415 If you really wanted to kill him to shut him up, it would have been far easier to do that before he went to jail.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (FJYfm)

416 Joe Scarborough commenting on a mysterious death.

That is fucking rich.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (BmSkj)

417 And I thought I felt a little rough getting up this morning. Damn.
In a Federal Prison. Who has access to a Federal Prison besides the Feds? You're going to have to explain this one to me.
Can one be Arkancided in New York?

Posted by: Greybeard Represent at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (5Yukr)

418 Forgot to carry the aught.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (87EdW)

419 Is this the next act in the play?

Ooops, the NYC morgue burned to the ground and destroyed the body before we could do an autopsy. It's odd that our new sprinkler system didn't work today. We have Top Men investigating the failure.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (AMIL/)

420 @403
I'm expecting a glass booth spectacle lasting for a three months starting around September 2020.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (SqopC)

421 I think there are even special non-straightjacket clothes that the prisoners have to wear that make it very difficult to move the arms and legs.
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Yes and no sheets either.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (MAstk)

422
Well that theory can be quashed if they do an autopsy and keep plenty of tissue/DNA samples.
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All samples curated by the 'Effin Big Incompetents and their infamous labs.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM (MIKMs)

423 @MichaelCoudrey

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.


I just hate when that happens. Yeah...pull the other one.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)

424 The CBC has emanations and penumbras.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (RuIsu)

425 94 To be done after one already tried to take his life in a prison that was responsible for his life and with any other inmate would have taken extraordinary measures so that he could not do it again simply does not happen.
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Yes it does happen.

I would really like to get a photo of his cell. Being he was a high risk inmate on suicide watch, I can almost guarantee that his cell had a window and no bars to hang himself with.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (h7ves)

426 And voila! A Democrat scandal becomes a Trump scandal.

Posted by: Gil Lette at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (4Eo4+)

427 From the Babylon Bee:

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (sGotD)

428 Interesting thread speculating about his business set-up:

https://tinyurl.com/y63j73or



Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)

429 BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.

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Yep, perfectly normal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (A8W5E)

430 They're allowing #clintonbodycount to trend on Twatter. For now anyway. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (ty7RM)

431 Sounds like a local story...

Posted by: ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBCGOOGLE at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (flINI)

432 408 Imma a gonna go with Epstein is not dead.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2019 11:11 AM (QZCjk)

You know he's not really dead - not as long as he Lives in our Hearts!!!

Posted by: Mariannne Williamson at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (V2Yro)

433 I guess "Suicide Watch" is up there with "Restraining Order" in terms of effectiveness in preventing murder...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (NFEMn)

434 You are trying as hard as you can to avoid starting the process of seeking truth, by denying there's any reason to start looking.
..

The info I have is he committed suicide.

Do you have anything else for me to consider?

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

435 I'm thinking assisted suicide,
Jeff, I'm going to have to tie you up to take you to the prison library soon, so I'm leaving this rope here for when I do in a hour, don't be doing anything with it .

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (BbGew)

436
Eh, one thing you should consider before getting too sure Epstein was killed or whatever is that it wouldn't really surprise me if suicide watch prison guards were actually this incompetent.

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I'm with you...

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I mean, if my job was to prevent various scumbags from killing themselves, I might spend majority of my time surfing internet on my phone rather than making sure they're safe.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster

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No, you'd be a unionized state employee with a contract that stipulates 4 hours of Candy Crush for every 8-hour shift.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (13CQC)

437 I find it interesting, in a psychological sense, that people NEED to believe there is NOT a conspiracy at work here.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

I find it interesting, in a psychological sense, that people NEED to believe there IS a conspiracy at work here.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (dYe5S)

438 Hi, Jeffery.

Posted by: Jaun McCain roasting in hell at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (QwmrN)

439 @423
Are you actually shitting me?
What are the odds of that (a) happening and (b) lining up with a non-coordinated attempt?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:14 AM (SqopC)

440 How convenient.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (amw5z)

441 Tanned, rested, and Ready to investigate


...Bobby Mooler...

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (vd8XM)

442 yeah I remember that Coulter tweet, about "get him to s SuperMax prison or he'll be dead soon" ... and yet this KEY witness was not taken there, he was left where he was vulnerable ... that was surely intentional.


I don't know the details of where the left's crime syndicate has the most power, I guess a SuperMax is safer. Where is the Weiner laptop ... anyone destroying key evidence at this point ... hang them high. It is our last hope.


DeepState is flexing their muscle ... could Barr have gotten Epstein to a SuperMax? idk, but imo Barr is much better, but still was a Bush Man, wasn't he? He may still want to restore public confidence in the (VERY CORRUPT) system ... which means for him, covering up a lot of the worst of it. tick tock, the clock is running out ... on the DeepState, or on the Republic?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (Cus5s)

443 @MichaelCoudrey

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.

I just hate when that happens. Yeah...pull the other one.
Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)


My brain says that can't possibly be true.

My instinct says of course it's true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (aS1PU)

444 I'm leaning towards witness protection or Deep State doing it on purpose and very publicly just because they can. I'm not sure which yet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (A8W5E)

445 Ok, I'm gonna check myself....

That 'camera malfunction' tweet is unverified...and I'm not even sure who the person tweeting it is...

So...LARGE grain of salt.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (cF8AT)

446 LOL

McAfee on Twitter:

I was stunned by Epstein's suicide, but probably not as much as Epstein himself.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (sGotD)

447 BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.





Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)


Happens all the time. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Let's all sing the Lego song together. Everything is AWESOME. Everything is COOL.

Of course there's no video. Of course.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (dN3Mf)

448 I think that today is the day that the Arkancide theory went mainstream. Even people who up till now thought it was all Alex Jones nonsense are like, "Dude, suicide? Seriously?"

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (sdi6R)

449 2016: Democrat collusion with Russia becomes Trump collusion with Russia.

2019: Democrat scandal re: Epstein becomes Trump scandal re: Epstein.

All they do is lie.

Posted by: Gil Lette at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (4Eo4+)

450 Geslane Maxwell
Her Dad was a sleeper Mossad who tipped Israel off about Mordecai Vanunu. Look it up

Posted by: Greybeard Represent at August 10, 2019 11:15 AM (5Yukr)

451 I think there are even special non-straightjacket
clothes that the prisoners have to wear that make it very difficult to
move the arms and legs.

..



Yes and no sheets either.


Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:12 AM

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Had an buddy put on suicide watch in a state prison once. No clothes, no shoes and one blanket was all that was allowed in the cell. Video monitored 24/7. When he ate a guard stood right there watching him and took the plastic spork and foam tray away from him when he was done.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2019 11:16 AM (JUOKG)

452 I blame Hairy Reid's exercise machine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 10, 2019 11:16 AM (pPNCa)

453 Looks a lot like the same way Jim McDougal died.


Whitewater suicide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 10, 2019 11:16 AM (BmSkj)

454 I just recall the Internet poster of Hillary with the caption -

Sorry to hear about Jeffrey Epstein's death...

Next Friday

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 10, 2019 11:16 AM (2DOZq)

455 NY Times parody on Twitter:

"Jeffrey Epstein was a colleague, mentor, and most importantly a friend. His silence will echo around the world and, hopefully, inspire others to stay quiet themselves. For the only peace in this life is in quiet contemplation," a eulogy from Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 11:16 AM (sGotD)

456 There will be an investigation into this in approximately #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 11:17 AM (oR37s)

457 They're allowing #clintonbodycount to trend on Twatter. For now anyway. It's pretty funny.

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I saw that. Heh. Prince Andrew is also trending. I'm sure the Queen is very happy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 10, 2019 11:17 AM (JoUsr)

458 I am a practicing christian because sometimes I am not very good at it.
Posted by: Picric at August 10, 2019 11:01 AM (n9yaR)

That's humble and honest of you.
We're all works in progress. I am not sorry that he is unable to have sex with underage girls anymore or that he's unable to arrange that other people have sex with underage girls. I am sorry-but don't know this- that he was unable to repent. I'm also sorry that people will get away with this-in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 11:17 AM (+0VWg)

459 Did anybody mention a possible "dead man switch", yet?

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 11:17 AM (RuIsu)

460 Just spitballin here but are there any pharmaceuticals (e.g. LSD) that would reliably induce strong suicidal urges in someone already so predisposed?
Just asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sid B. last week at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (SqopC)

461 do you think hanging out with the clintons makes people suicidal or that people that are suicidal gravitate to the clintons?

maybe it is that suicidal people that do not want to do the thing themselves gravitate to the clintons because they know there it is likely the clintons will have them murdered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (HALdu)

462 We were told to hire the handicapped

Never thought a blind guard would be a prob

Posted by: The corrections dept at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (+8+gB)

463 Maybe he had a nice talk with Tom Hagen in the prison yard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (amw5z)

464 I put up an open thread above for non-Epstein content, or in case this thread overflows.

I had hoped for a quieter weekend this weekend.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (BVQ+1)

465 Imagine you're in charge of the jail. Further imagine that you're not corrupt--you're just interested in doing your job.

Now imagine that Jeffrey Epstein is one of your inmates and he has already attempted suicide. Now imagine that you didn't take extraordinary measures to insure his safety.

Nope. Not buying it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (hjaPQ)

466 Method of suicide: strangulation, following blunt force trauma to the head following a stabbing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (oR37s)

467 Surely a camera malfunction aT the same time???

Grr well now I suspect something other. Damn them.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (RvOhM)

468
@MichaelCoudrey

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.

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It'll happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (13CQC)

469 @MichaelCoudrey



BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.



I just hate when that happens. Yeah...pull the other one.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)



Slick Willie: Shit happens....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+vi/F)

470 Had an buddy put on suicide watch in a state prison once. No clothes, no shoes and one blanket was all that was allowed in the cell. Video monitored 24/7. When he ate a guard stood right there watching him and took the plastic spork and foam tray away from him when he was done.
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SW differs in jurisdictions.

I'm surprised he got a blanket.

No clothes, sheets or shoes short of rubber flip flops is pretty standard.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (MAstk)

471 In five years, after pedophilia is the norm this guy is going to be a tragic hero, who sacrificed all for the sake of twelve year-old's across humanity.

Posted by: rdohd at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (NLrzt)

472 Nood

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (BmSkj)

473 Occam's Razor.

He was murdered. It's the easiest explaination.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (PvwG+)

474 Method of suicide: strangulation, following blunt force trauma to the head following a stabbing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 11:18 AM (oR37s)


They're getting better at it. At least this wasn't a random robbery where the guy still had his wallet.

Baby steps.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (dN3Mf)

475 18 "Usually that sort of thing means the dirty exposing info will be sent to trustworthy journalists and straight shooting law enforcement."

Dammit, I hate it when I blow my FIRST goddam cup of coffee of the morning right out my nose! That hurts!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (ySYar)

476 The info I have is he committed suicide.

Do you have anything else for me to consider?
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Is this an actual question? How fookin' stupid are you? The Rick Wilson, is that you??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (ty7RM)

477 I mean, if my job was to prevent various scumbags from killing themselves, I might spend majority of my time surfing internet on my phone rather than making sure they're safe.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


YOU'RE FIRED!

Posted by: Frank's Supervisor at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (Hg4NE)

478 I'm not defending Epstein but I think the Jane Doe that is making allegations is exagerrating for effect. It's not believable to me that Alan Dershowitz participated in sex with her multiple times.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (2DOZq)

479 >>maybe it is that suicidal people that do not want to do the thing themselves gravitate to the clintons because they know there it is likely the clintons will have them murdered.



Joking, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

480 Mossad seems more likely than our Deep State. Mossad, unlike FBI has merit based promotions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (QZCjk)

481 So, who won the dead pool?

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (qZdIZ)

482 Pfft wth. Did the run out of funds to maintain jail upkeep

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (RvOhM)

483 Occam's Razor.



He was murdered. It's the easiest explaination.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 11:19 AM (PvwG+)


He was allowed to murder himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

484 any pharmaceuticals (e.g. LSD) that would reliably induce strong suicidal urges in someone already so predisposed?

The FDA requires that kind of "black box" warning on most antidepressants; also smoking cessation drugs like varenicline.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (pPNCa)

485 Rick Wilson thinks 104% voter turnout in Philly is also a conspiracy theory. Math is conspiratorial bitches!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (oR37s)

486 The prison guards will have to die, too, it seems. Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: Tyrone Green at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (owkQl)

487 The info I have is he committed suicide.

Do you have anything else for me to consider?
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Is this an actual question? How fookin' stupid are you? The Rick Wilson, is that you??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (ty7RM)

What info do you have?

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (MAstk)

488 you know you have to concede that if your thing was fucking underage girls all day, the future awaiting him in the federal slammer having to choose between the brothers and the nazis fucking him all the time, was not ideal for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (HALdu)

489
Ok, I'm gonna check myself....

That 'camera malfunction' tweet is unverified...and I'm not even sure who the person tweeting it is...

So...LARGE grain of salt.
Posted by: Tami

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It's snark. But it's harder to tell these days, isn't it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:22 AM (13CQC)

490 @NBCNews 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the investigation tell @NBCNews.


I'm....without....speech.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

491 crossfire hurricane got him. it's the only explanation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:22 AM (KP5rU)

492 1. Guy with tons of Middle East and Philippines connections, who makes his living playing video poker, shoots up Las Vegas with "no motive"

2. Notre-Dame Cathedral Fire definitely not arson at the hands of Islamists

3. Epstein suicide

Interesting times #NothingToSeeHereFolks #MoveAlong
Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 11:08 AM (jY1B4)



Right there is why I have zero faith in the media and my "fellow citizens". Zero curiosity by anybody, never a follow up question. They really do just "move along."

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 11:23 AM (upmlj)

493
The prison guards will have to die, too, it seems. Isn't that how it works?
Posted by: Tyrone Green

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They'll have to be subjected to an investigation as competent as their own performance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:23 AM (13CQC)

494 BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the investigation tell @NBCNews.
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If it's true he wasn't on SW there will be a major lawsuit.

And people need to be fired.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (MAstk)

495 @NBCNews 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his
death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the
investigation tell @NBCNews.



I'm....without....speech.



Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


The the ever loving HELL?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ptqGC)

496 > I am to morn the loss of all life and try and see the good in everyone.

John Donne said that every man's death diminishes us.

While that may be true, we can also recognize that some deaths diminish us less than others.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (tY4MP)

497 Snopes will tell us that Epstein died a natural death soon.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (oR37s)

498 What wrong with having sex with miners?

Posted by: West Virginian Woman at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (PvwG+)

499 Ok death by whatever means. Still. Didn't the police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the busted him?

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (KQJ1/)

500 Remember the good ol' days, when we'd all complain about how Obama could eat a baby on live TV in front of the White House and his supporters still wouldn't believe he did it ?

You're seeing it, in real time. If people don't want to believe something, you can't make 'em.

Same as the parent that can't believe little Johnny did such and such, or the stupid ass wife that will not believe her old man is out fucking everything that moves.

You'd like to believe that people are "reasonable" and "rational". Well, sometimes they ain't. They believe what they believe because they want to. And that's all there is to it.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (dN3Mf)

501 Wasn't there some question about Epstein's neck injuries a couple of weeks ago? Didn't he share a cell with some guy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

502 He had money to run this trial thing out forever.

The people responsible for watching him knew he was high profile person.

If they were too dumb to understand their responsibility they were put there on purpose.

Or there was a ringer in the crew.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (Hg4NE)

503 he punched his ticket when he befriended the clinton crime family. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (KP5rU)

504 So, Clintons or Royal Family?

Posted by: Iblis at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (Jen4h)

505 Snopes will tell us that Epstein died a natural death soon.

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Locally sourced organic cotton sheet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (A8W5E)

506 499 Ok death by whatever means. Still. Didn't the police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the busted him?
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Yes.

They prolly have a shitload of evidence.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (MAstk)

507
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They'll have to be subjected to an investigation as competent as their own performance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:23 AM (13CQC)

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Bob Mueller is tanned, rested and in need of a new hobby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:26 AM (amw5z)

508 490
@NBCNews 2 minutes ago



BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his
death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the
investigation tell @NBCNews.





I'm....without....speech.



Posted by: Tami



So is Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 11:26 AM (T6t7i)

509 @499
They probably accepted a hard copy of his emails curated by Lanny Davis and gave all his business associates immunity.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:26 AM (SqopC)

510 Hillary has a statement on Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/y4vyn2za

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

511 Multiple people and NBC reporting that he wasn't on suicide watch anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2019 11:27 AM (Mr80f)

512 Epstein's Manhattan mansion holds a wealth of information about Epstein's pedo pals: videos, photos, names....

I'm betting that info will end up like Barry's college transcripts: sealed for all eternity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)

513 @NBCNews 2 minutes ago


BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his

death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the

investigation tell @NBCNews.

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As with most media "reporting" I consider this to be a lie. If CNN, or WAPO confirm this, I will know it is a lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 10, 2019 11:27 AM (pw+jk)

514 Didn't the police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the busted him?
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Yes.

They prolly have a shitload of evidence.

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You say the FBI has a bunch of evidence, huh?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 11:27 AM (A8W5E)

515 Ha well we can hope that evidence was put in safe hands.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:27 AM (KQJ1/)

516 @511
Are they blaming "Republican funding cuts to prisons" yet?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (SqopC)

517 See? The Clinton Global Initiative actually does some real work in the world.

Wet work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (amw5z)

518 Once you get by the shock of it & think PDT is always a few moves ahead, you don't have to be a 8CHan loon to believe that it was a setup & now the Camera was not functioning & he wasn't on Suicide Watch. Voila

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (BqBId)

519
I'm not defending Epstein but I think the Jane Doe that is making allegations is exagerrating for effect. It's not believable to me that Alan Dershowitz participated in sex with her multiple times.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

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Thought experiment. You're running a pedophilia ring. Your clients are some of the richest, most famous, most powerful people in the world. You don't want your "employees" to ever be able to make a credible accusation against them.

So you sprinkle in a few lookalikes of people with pristine reputations and who would never be involved in a situation like that, and who moreover are so damn good at lawfare that they could shut down those accusations in a New York minute. Have them say "Hi, I'm Alan Dershowitz" or "Hi, I'm Prince Andrew."

Just a thought.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (13CQC)

520 While we're on this can somebody ask the powers that be why Whitey Bulger was out of the blue moved to a min security mob prison and put in Gen Pop?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (44Cld)

521
Do you have anything else for me to consider?

========================

Is this an actual question? How fookin' stupid are you? The Rick Wilson, is that you??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:20 AM (ty7RM)



What info do you have?





Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:21 AM (MAstk)


He was involved with the Clintons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (+vi/F)

522 Any statements from the Podestas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

523 506 499 Ok death by whatever means. Still. Didn't the police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the busted him?
..

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Sure. They're busy erasing or smashing it as we speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:29 AM (amw5z)

524 The prison guards will have to die, too, it seems. Isn't that how it works?
Posted by: Tyrone Green
======================
Yes.

Posted by: 6 Arkansas State Trooppers Assigned to Billy Jeff Clitoris at August 10, 2019 11:29 AM (ty7RM)

525 499 Ok death by whatever means. Still. Didn't the
police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the
busted him?

..



Yes.



They prolly have a shitload of evidence.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (MAstk)

====
I think you meant to say "had." I'm expecting a big fire at Casa Clinton.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 10, 2019 11:29 AM (pw+jk)

526 He was involved with the Clintons
..

Therefore they killed him.

Come on man, it's fun but I need a *sliver* of evidence.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

527 >>So you sprinkle in a few lookalikes of people with pristine reputations and who would never be involved in a situation like that, and who moreover are so damn good at lawfare that they could shut down those accusations in a New York minute. Have them say "Hi, I'm Alan Dershowitz" or "Hi, I'm Prince Andrew."


Don't forget making friends with the FBI (Mueller) to ensure they can make pesky state prosecutors cut you a deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

528 Ok I think I'm falling into the conspiracy camp. No camera no suicide watch. Where was his jail partner. Did he not have one this time?

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (KQJ1/)

529 Sure. They're busy erasing or smashing it as we speak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:29 AM (amw5z)



They have to be competent at something.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (IlM5L)

530 You say the FBI has a bunch of evidence, huh?
..

What they do with it is a different story.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

531 495 @NBCNews 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was in his own cell at the time of his
death, and was not on suicide watch, multiple people familiar with the
investigation tell @NBCNews.



I'm....without....speech.



Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


The the ever loving HELL?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ptqGC)




A sign for us a warning to those who think they are protected.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (Hg4NE)

532 I got dibs on his island.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)

533 Fuckity fuck I told you not to play with magnets in the evidence room!
I'm afraid this will have to mean a promotion.

Posted by: FBI Supervisor at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (SqopC)

534 that didn't work I guess ... Hillary laughing at death


youtube.com/watch?v=hMuJNcf03ks

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

535 Da, comrade. The Russian way. Heh.

Posted by: L. Beria) at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (amw5z)

536 Just woke up. I'm not much for conspiracies, but I gotta think Epstein was murdered, or ordered to kill himself, like Franky Five-Fingers. This is one of those few cases where Occam really would call conspiracy.

Posted by: gp at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (mk9aG)

537 528 Ok I think I'm falling into the conspiracy camp. No camera no suicide watch.

..

Keep in mind neither are confirmed.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (MAstk)

538 >>I got dibs on his island.


Which one - little St. James or big St. James?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)

539
I got dibs on his island.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S


You'll be high as a giraffe's ass and never find the damn island. Probably crash into Cuba.


Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (dwxY9)

540 This is one of those few cases where Occam really would call conspiracy.
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I agree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (hjaPQ)

541 The prison guards will have to die, too, it seems. Isn't that how it works?
Posted by: Tyrone Green
======================
Yes.
Posted by: 6 Arkansas State Trooppers Assigned to Billy Jeff Clitoris at August 10, 2019 11:29 AM (ty7RM)


Let's just hope it's a bathtub slip or heart attack, and doesn't involve their whole family in a car accident or a 737 falling out of the sky.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (upmlj)

542 506 499 Ok death by whatever means. Still. Didn't the police FBI whomever grab videos and other material evidence after the busted him?
..

Yes.

They prolly have a shitload of evidence.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:25 AM (MAstk)


You misspelled "had".

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (sdi6R)

543 @RudyGiuliani 44 seconds ago

What does the word suicide mean in the phrase suicide WATCH? Who was watching? Did they fall asleep? Did the camera malfunction? Was there camera surveillance? Who was he about to implicate? This is very questionable. Committing suicide on suicide watch doesnt happen.


Oh and this should make y'all feel better....FBI investigating.

Phew...whatta relief that is.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (cF8AT)

544 >>Which one - little St. James or big St. James?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2019 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

545 I got dibs on his island.
===============
There was an earthquake there a year or so ago, with an ensuing fire that basically destroyed all the structures.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:33 AM (ty7RM)

546 We are at DEF CUCK 3.
At this level of CUCKNESS, cucks take
to twatter to denounce all conservatives as stupid or other derogatory
names to promote a leftist point of view. No longer do the cucks tweet
about sandwiches or hotdogs much less their pets.

DEF CUCK 3 is
when cucks take other cucks talking points and retweet them with late
night talk show hosts barbed points. Level of smugness is at 8 and
tweets are reaching over 500 milliKohns.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 10, 2019 11:33 AM (pw+jk)

547
It's funny how government incompetence works. They can let a prisoner known to be depressed and desperate commit suicide right under their noses, but you can bet those video tapes and lists of names will be guarded like the gates to Paradise.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:33 AM (13CQC)

548 There has to be more tin foil hat wearers at the FBI to see what role President Trump had in this suicide.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2019 11:34 AM (BbGew)

549 Ha. True. Guess I'll try to tamp down my suspicions. But govt police FBI actions the last few years aren't helping

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:34 AM (KQJ1/)

550 I think that it's entirely possible that he choked on an Alabama black snake.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2019 11:34 AM (h7ves)

551 Huh, no kids of his own, right, so what's in his will?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

552 @RudyGiuliani 44 seconds ago

What does the word suicide mean in the phrase suicide WATCH? Who was watching? Did they fall asleep? Did the camera malfunction? Was there camera surveillance? Who was he about to implicate? This is very questionable. Committing suicide on suicide watch doesnt happen.

..

Valid questions that must be answered but he is wrong on suicide.

It happens more than people think.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:35 AM (MAstk)

553 Oh and this should make y'all feel better....FBI investigating.

Phew...whatta relief that is.
Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (cF8AT)

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Why not? They've cleared the Pulse nightclub shooting from their docket and aren't currently busy trying to depose a duly-elected American President.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:35 AM (amw5z)

554 549 Ha. True. Guess I'll try to tamp down my suspicions. But govt police FBI actions the last few years aren't helping
..

100% agree.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:35 AM (MAstk)

555 I had a college frat brother that was younger than me who was a pedo. He was caught molesting a family friend's young son and instead of prosecuting him they basically told him to leave town. He ended up as a coach in FL where he continued his perversion as well as embezzlement of the sports fund. It was a shock to all the parents ( clueless) . He ended up killing himself while out on bond. This could have been prevented if the first discovery was prosecuted. Always kicking the fan down the road,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 10, 2019 11:35 AM (2DOZq)

556 543 @RudyGiuliani 44 seconds ago

What does the word suicide mean in the phrase suicide WATCH? Who was watching? Did they fall asleep? Did the camera malfunction? Was there camera surveillance? Who was he about to implicate? This is very questionable. Committing suicide on suicide watch doesnt happen.


Oh and this should make y'all feel better....FBI investigating.

Phew...whatta relief that is.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:32 AM (cF8AT)



Conflicting statements: upthread it is said that it is reported he was not on suicide watch and now Giuliani is being reported as saying he was.

Which is true?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:36 AM (Hg4NE)

557 I'm beginning to wonder if the FBI has ever honestly investigated anything. I mean even one single fucking case.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2019 11:36 AM (hjaPQ)

558
Fuckity fuck I told you not to play with magnets in the evidence room!
I'm afraid this will have to mean a promotion.
Posted by: FBI Supervisor

=======

Where's my rubber stamp?

Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 10, 2019 11:37 AM (13CQC)

559 Therefore they killed him.



Come on man, it's fun but I need a *sliver* of evidence.





Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)


Do they need evidence when they smear us? The left is already tried to push that Trump and Barr had him killed. Fuck them. Let the story be the Clinton crime family killed him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:37 AM (+vi/F)

560
Conflicting statements: upthread it is said that it is reported he was not on suicide watch and now Giuliani is being reported as saying he was.

Which is true?
Posted by: Braenyard

======

Rudi isn't the source of anything. He's probably reading the same news stories we are and he probably made the same naive assumption that the depressed, desperate prisoner was on SW.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (13CQC)

561 I just saw that Epstein's butler, who supposedly stole his "black book" died August 1, age 60. The article implies the black book is gone for good.
Sleep tight, Gam-Gam!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (ty7RM)

562
Huh, no kids of his own, right, so what's in his will?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)


An attorney on Fox this morning said the executor of his estate will have to pay the women who've filed claims against Epstein.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

563 @RudyGiuliani 44 seconds ago

What does the word suicide mean in the phrase suicide WATCH? Who was watching? Did they fall asleep? Did the camera malfunction? Was there camera surveillance? Who was he about to implicate? This is very questionable. Committing suicide on suicide watch doesnt happen.
********
Rudy has buddies all through NYC , He knows what happened/Happening

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

564 It happens more than people think.

Hermann Goering
Philip Markoff (the Craiglist Killer)

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (pPNCa)

565 I heard that the ghost of Jack Ruby was seen in the area.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (amw5z)

566 557: NEVER. Time for the FBI to be dismantled. House the homeless there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (KP5rU)

567 Conflicting statements: upthread it is said that it is reported he was not on suicide watch and now Giuliani is being reported as saying he was.

Which is true?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:36 AM (Hg4NE)

We'll never know....

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

568 It's rather unfortune I had laughingly stated Epstein would be deaded after his last arrest and information came slipping out re rich and famous.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (KQJ1/)

569 Do they need evidence when they smear us? The left is already tried to push that Trump and Barr had him killed. Fuck them. Let the story be the Clinton crime family killed him.
..

I agree with you here.

I set that aside from my personal belief of what happened based on existing information.

I could easily change my belief when more info is confirmed.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

570 I guess Epstein's private pilots will meet with some accident or sudden fatal illness soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

571 You know who has an air tight alibi?

The NY Mets.

They were busy killing the Nationals.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)

572 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (13CQC)
*******
Right the Guy who DA in NYC was Mayor of NYC for 2 terms & if not term limited who have had more has no sources

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)

573 568 It's rather unfortune I had laughingly stated Epstein would be deaded after his last arrest and information came slipping out re rich and famous.
Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:38 AM (KQJ1/)

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You caused this, willow. Shame.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:40 AM (amw5z)

574
Oh and this should make y'all feel better....FBI investigating.

Get "Mister 88" the former assistant FBI director to look into it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (aKsyK)

575
I'm beginning to wonder if the FBI has ever honestly investigated anything. I mean even one single fucking case.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

======

I know of one case. Happened in an organization I was part of. But I still feel tempted to voir-dire myself off any federal jury duty by refusing to convict based on evidence gathered by the FBI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (13CQC)

576 Worth re-posting. Clinton death list:

https://tinyurl.com/y4dppudb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

577 Jeffrey Epstein on suicide watch after he’s found with ...
https://nypost.com/2019/07/25/jeffrey-epstein-on-suicide-watch-after-hes-found-with...

Jul 25, 2019 · Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein has been placed on suicide watch after being found sprawled out and injured in his federal jail cell, law enforcement sources said Thursday.

Author: Larry Celona

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (Hg4NE)

578 They were busy killing the Nationals.
..

Meh

Posted by: Yankees at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)

579 there is a doc out there with 21 different phone numbers for slick willie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (KP5rU)

580 Tom Winter
@Tom_Winter
NBC News: Jeffrey Epstein was not currently on suicide watch when he was found in his cell this morning.

He was, however, housed in his own cell without other inmates.

Reported by @jonathan4ny and @anblanx

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

581 Whitey Bulger now this. How does that saying go, Once is coincidence Twice is...

Posted by: Dam Son at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (LLUXC)

582
Right the Guy who DA in NYC was Mayor of NYC for 2 terms & if not term limited who have had more has no sources
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

======

Oh, so you know that he's a source and not just reading reports like the rest of us?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (13CQC)

583 The FBI probably does an okay job investigating Medicare fraud cases when the suspect isn't a big Democrat donor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (amw5z)

584 Oh and this should make y'all feel better....FBI investigating.



Get "Mister 88" the former assistant FBI director to look into it.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2019 11:41 AM (aKsyK)


Yeah, that guy. Mueller's "top man."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (ptqGC)

585 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (13CQC)
******
Good Lord you are a DOLT on steroids

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)

586 564
It happens more than people think.



Hermann Goering

Philip Markoff (the Craiglist Killer)

Posted by: Basement Cat


Of course it does. That doesn't mean it can't be prevented, just that it wasn't.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (T6t7i)

587 Epstein was arrested on July 6 on charges of conspiracy and sex trafficking, and was being held at the Metropolitan Correctional Center without bail

He was reportedly placed on suicide watch following after a first suicide attempt on July 24

DailyMail

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (Hg4NE)

588
"geebo", for the Win!!!!

Love it!

Posted by: pawn at August 10, 2019 11:44 AM (PveK5)

589 Get "Mister 88" the former assistant FBI director to look into it.


--------

You scoff, but history shows that numerology is often the key to cracking these big cases.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:44 AM (amw5z)

590 the deep state used to be better at this shit. their quality control is for shit now. guess they know they will never be caught.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:45 AM (KP5rU)

591 Good Lord you are a DOLT on steroids
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 11:45 AM (+0VWg)

592 There was an earthquake there a year or so ago, with an ensuing fire that basically destroyed all the structures.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

except the tape vault

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2019 11:45 AM (bk3t/)

593 583 The FBI probably does an okay job investigating Medicare fraud cases when the suspect isn't a big Democrat donor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:42 AM (amw5z)


They are just like the rest of them.
They fixate on who/what they think was criminal and chase it till they prove it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:46 AM (Hg4NE)

594
Good Lord you are a DOLT on steroids
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

======

Rudy says it's "questionable." If he knows everything, why does he have any questions at all?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:46 AM (13CQC)

595 Whoops; Sorry. No need for that, "Deep State on Steroids." She's not a dolt and she's just asking a question. Simmer down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 11:46 AM (+0VWg)

596 590 the deep state used to be better at this shit. their quality control is for shit now. guess they know they will never be caught.
..

Both parties helped them and played along.

T disrupted that bigly.

Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

597 He was, however, housed in his own cell without other inmates.

Reported by @jonathan4ny and @anblanx
Posted by: Deep State

After the first cellmate saved his life, at least they learn from their mistakes.

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2019 11:47 AM (bk3t/)

598 In Goering's case, one of the jailers slipped him a cyanide capsule. When the "suicide watcher" actively facilitates the suicide, the suicide watch doesn't do much good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:47 AM (amw5z)

599 Good Lord you are a DOLT on steroids

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)


And you are?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:48 AM (Hg4NE)

600
In Goering's case, one of the jailers slipped him a cyanide capsule.
When the "suicide watcher" actively facilitates the suicide, the suicide
watch doesn't do much good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 11:47 AM (amw5z)


Yep. "Here, Jeff. Let me help you tie that sheet to the top bunk rung."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

601 Stephen Miller
@redsteeze

Lot of pundits are eager to blame Russia & not Hillary for Epstein's death. Just like the 2016 election.

7:33 AM - 10 Aug 2019

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (jY1B4)

602 An attorney on Fox this morning said the executor of his estate will have to pay the women who've filed claims against Epstein.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yeah, but there will be no trial with tapes and testimony during an election year.

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (bk3t/)

603 I asked a friend, "do you think Billy boy Clinton had him killed?"
Her answer was, "it was arkancided"

BWAHAHAHAHAH arkancided needs to be put in Webster's

Posted by: ZaN at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (NLEnr)

604 Arkancide or someone else he had leverage over?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (xJa6I)

605
Jul 25, 2019 ∑ Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein has been placed on suicide watch after being found sprawled out and injured in his federal jail cell, law enforcement sources said Thursday.

Author: Larry Celona

Posted by: Braenyard

======

Was he moved to another facility after that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (13CQC)

606 history channel already filming epstein sightings in argentina. ten years of this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (KP5rU)

607 Rudy says it's "questionable." If he knows everything, why does he have any questions at all?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:46 AM (13CQC)



Rudy's slinging doubt. Being an honest cop he's po'd that Epstein didn't receive his day in court and justice.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:50 AM (Hg4NE)

608 Cicero. Thankfully I didn't. I might do bad things with it.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:50 AM (vfQ60)

609
An attorney on Fox this morning said the executor of his estate will have to pay the women who've filed claims against Epstein.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Yeah, but there will be no trial with tapes and testimony during an election year.

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (bk3t/)


Yeah. How conveeeeeenient.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

610 My husband called me this morning before I turned the news on. He had just left his men's Bible study and was running errands, and he said, "You won't believe this. Jeffrey Epstein Arkancided himself in his cell."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

611 And you are?
*********
Deep State is in Deep Shit

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:52 AM (BqBId)

612
Rudy's slinging doubt. Being an honest cop he's po'd that Epstein didn't receive his day in court and justice.
Posted by: Braenyard

======

I know. In an atmosphere of conflicting reports and doubt just hours after the act, I don't set Rudy or anyone as the authoritative source. I don't think he picked up the phone and got the inside story on what happened in the dark of a state prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:53 AM (13CQC)

613 In Goering's case, one of the jailers slipped him a cyanide capsule.
***

Err, why?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2019 11:53 AM (WdocV)

614
Was he moved to another facility after that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (13CQC)


He was take to the hospital? and the presumably to the morgue or where ever they will *perform* the autopsy.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:54 AM (Hg4NE)

615 If many of the accusers were not lying. Although I also suspect lying for bags of cash.. a real possibility. If they could be true.and so many famous and former presidents ECT as accused. Maybe the FBI would consider it a national security matter much like those that 'lost' illarys emails.

Posted by: Willow at August 10, 2019 11:54 AM (xgQOn)

616 Hey guys, I have to say this sounds a little too unbelievable for a movie script.

I mean not enough explosions either, but come on, no one will see this movie.

Wait...this isn't a movie pitch?

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 10, 2019 11:54 AM (WdocV)

617 However, with Epstein dead and no court case moving forward against him, there is no one to argue that the search warrant executed at his home was invalid. All of that evidence can be used to continue the investigation and go after the other victimizers.

Posted by: motionview at August 10, 2019 11:55 AM (pYQR/)

618 I know. In an atmosphere of conflicting reports and doubt just hours after the act, I don't set Rudy or anyone as the authoritative source. I don't think he picked up the phone and got the inside story on what happened in the dark of a state prison.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:53 AM (13CQC)
******
FEDERAL PRISON

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:55 AM (BqBId)

619 Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh

Another child rapist is dead!

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2019 11:55 AM (kLDv+)

620 Nothing to see here! Move along!

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at August 10, 2019 11:56 AM (hjaPQ)

621 what happened in the dark of a state prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:53 AM (13CQC)


It was a federal facility.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 11:56 AM (Hg4NE)

622 Photos show Jeffrey Epstein as he's wheeled into Downtown Hospital
******
The Photog was at the Hospital, not Prison

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 11:58 AM (BqBId)

623
FEDERAL PRISON
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

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Federal, better still.

(Misread some of the comments above on the authority.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:58 AM (13CQC)

624 Curse you Putin!

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2019 11:58 AM (l9mVC)

625 Seems he met the Clinton fixer.

Posted by: Kruggie at August 10, 2019 11:59 AM (RJNUb)

626 613 Goering charmed him.

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2019 11:59 AM (l9mVC)

627 Eicke grabbed SS officer Michael Lippert and hurried to Stadelheim Prison. Proceeding to Cell No. 474, they found Epstein, sweating and stripped to the waist, slumped on an iron cot. "You have forfeited your life," Eicke told him. "The Clintons gives you one more chance to draw the right conclusions." He placed a pistol loaded with a single bullet on a table in the cell. Fifteen minutes later Eicke and Lippert returned. Epstein stood in the center of the cell. "If Bill wants to kill me," he said, "let him do the dirty work." Opening the cell door, Eicke shouted, "Epstein, make yourself ready!" Lippert, his hand shaking, fired two bullets into Epstein's chest, then a third after he had slumped to the floor. "Mein Clinton, mein Clinton," Epstein gasped. "You should have thought of that earlier," Eicke replied, dismissing Epstein's dying pledge of loyalty. "It's too late now."

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 12:00 PM (jY1B4)

628 Talk about bad luck

Posted by: Nick Danger at August 10, 2019 12:00 PM (9MQsq)

629 All of that evidence can be used to continue the investigation and go after the other victimizers.<<<<<<<<
But I wonder if they will continue or just say case closed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)

630
Was he moved to another facility after that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (13CQC)


He was take to the hospital? and the presumably to the morgue or where ever they will *perform* the autopsy.
Posted by: Braenyard

======

No, I mean was he moved after he was (supposedly) put on suicide watch on (supposedly) July 25? I don't know whether a local facility was holding him before he got transferred to a federal facility or what.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 12:00 PM (13CQC)

631 all the people involved ... not sending him to SuperMax decision, not watching him, taking him off SW (if true), not fixing camera (or turning it off) ... all up and down the line that were involved are guilty, but felt protected.


Attkisson is tweeting about that .... and said whoever did/allowed it, would maybe rather be caught for the "assisted suicide", than for the evidence that could have come from Epstein. But I'd add, they felt pretty confident the NY slime would cover it up, like the Weinstein laptop ... we are governed by the mob.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 12:01 PM (Cus5s)

632 Willowed from a later thread:

86 Did they confirm hanging?

I figure that Epstein paid someone who he never met or otherwise had contact with and who hates him smuggle poison to him in his food, and not tell him when, so it would be a surprise.

Easiest way to kill when the cameras are rolling 24/7.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:01 PM (/Fmtj)

633
In Goering's case, one of the jailers slipped him a cyanide capsule.
***

Err, why?
Posted by: 18-1

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That's one of History's Mysteries.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 12:01 PM (13CQC)

634 617 However, with Epstein dead and no court case moving forward against him, there is no one to argue that the search warrant executed at his home was invalid. All of that evidence can be used to continue the investigation and go after the other victimizers.
Posted by: motionview at August 10, 2019 11:55 AM (pYQR/)

Except, who trusts evidence hasn't already been or will be destroyed?

Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 12:02 PM (4pK1/)

635 Therefore they killed him.



Come on man, it's fun but I need a *sliver* of evidence.





Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)


Do they need evidence when they smear us? The left is already tried to push that Trump and Barr had him killed. Fuck them. Let the story be the Clinton crime family killed him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 11:37 AM



This x1000.

It won't stop until they feel the sting of their own tactics used against them.

( Or, they just won't stop, period. Sigh )

Posted by: Hands at August 10, 2019 12:02 PM (786Ro)

636 Ran to store, heard on radio that FBI is investigating Epstein death.


I. AM. SO. REASSURED. NOW.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

637 Okay, we're on the case. Somebody order some Chinese food, stat!

Posted by: The Federal Bureau of Random Street Crime and 88's at August 10, 2019 12:03 PM (Ndje9)

638
55 Sure, the suicide looks suspicious. But I don't think it pans out as foul play.

1) Either Epstein was going to talk or he wasn't.

2) Suppose he wasn't going to talk. Then, this changes nothing. Maybe it even *helps*.

3) Suppose he was going to talk. Why? Why would that be a viable option for a guy like this? If he really was guilty of all that he seems to be, I don't think you could imagine ever getting out of this. His life was essentially over. For a nasty hedonist/powermonger like this, that's potentially worse than being dead.

4) Even if he wanted to live, he'd have to know the long knives would be out. In other words, if he talked, his probably wouldn't just be killed, but tortured and mutilated.

Baseline for me is that I don't see a massive legal downside to his death (esp. if there's lots of material evidence) because the most we would've gotten out of him is blank-faced denials and 5th amendment silence. The suicide makes sense as the desperate last move of a power hungry guy who knows he's caught and finds life in a subordinate position vile and hateful to the point of death.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q6jjE)

*************

He could have decided to make a plea bargain.

Posted by: Horacio at August 10, 2019 12:03 PM (4/UWb)

639 Hell, there are other VIPs at risk, such as Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (bDqIh)

AND almost all of them are involved with, or in debt to, the Clinton Mega Corporation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:23 AM (BiNEL)

Just a reminder: Prince Andrew is QE II's third child, IIRC. Once Charles reproduced, Andrew became well-removed from the line of succession. I am sure Queen Elizabeth would hang Andrew out to dry in a heartbeat, were it to prove necessary to save the monarchy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2019 12:04 PM (abNpZ)

640
Ran to store, heard on radio that FBI is investigating Epstein death.


I. AM. SO. REASSURED. NOW.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

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They're having Crowdstrike examine the cameras.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 12:04 PM (13CQC)

641 Never over underestimate the competence level of civil whores.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at August 10, 2019 12:05 PM (dmYb7)

642
I like conspiracy theories just for the fun of it, not to believe in them, but to watch what humans can do with their imaginations.

But this one seems almost obvious.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2019 12:07 PM (r+sAi)

643
I am sure Queen Elizabeth would hang Andrew out to dry in a heartbeat, were it to prove necessary to save the monarchy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Hm. Exposing him as a pedophile would probably bring down the monarchy.

I don't think he did it. One reason is there's tape of that idiot ex-wife of his from years ago talking about a bribe from someone who wanted to get in touch with him for some cockamamie investment and she said Forget it, he's pure.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 12:08 PM (13CQC)

644 This proves to me that the Democrats are totally and unashamably evil, that they have embraced this evil fully, that their desires are their only law, and that if they ever amass enough power, they will have us put to death.

I'm surprised Hillary hasn't appeared and said, "Yes, we had Epstein murdered, we did it for the good of the country" and idiots like Wilson would say, "Now, that's the kind of leadership we need."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2019 12:08 PM (l9m7l)

645 Quantian guy on Twitter (that Lizzy linked) says Occam's razor suggest Epstein did this on his own, lays out some interesting process. I don't think all those Clinton trips just get overlooked by the FBI/CIA especially after he was let off easy.


Whether it was DeepState FBI or WhiteHat FBI, they don't just blink at a guy blackmailing half of DC, imo. They'd use him for their own purposes ... or he'd be dead long ago, if they didn't find a way to prosecute him. But I have no real experience or any idea what our spooks are up to ... except they want open borders so are not on America's side.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 12:08 PM (Cus5s)

646 Just a reminder: Prince Andrew is QE II's third child, IIRC. Once Charles reproduced, Andrew became well-removed from the line of succession. I am sure Queen Elizabeth would hang Andrew out to dry in a heartbeat, were it to prove necessary to save the monarchy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2019 12:04 PM (abNpZ)

i totally agree.

Don't think she's too pleased with these alleged shenanigans, even if he is supposedly her favorite child.

I think she'd kick him to the curb.

Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 12:08 PM (4pK1/)

647 The memorial service and cremation ceremony will be held today at 12:30 est.

Posted by: 13times at August 10, 2019 12:10 PM (K3B2k)

648 "Quantian guy on Twitter (that Lizzy linked) says Occam's razor suggest
Epstein did this on his own, lays out some interesting process"

I mean he thinks Epstein ran the blackmail thing on his own.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 12:10 PM (Cus5s)

649 Never heard anyone hope that the economy tanks either. Not even from a drunk at the bar babbling about stuff.
Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 10:30 AM (ABjxW)

Well, the economy was tanking under Obama. Nobody had to express "hope" for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2019 12:11 PM (abNpZ)

650
I like conspiracy theories just for the fun of it, not to believe in them, but to watch what humans can do with their imaginations.

But this one seems almost obvious.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

======

I think we'll gasp at the incompetence that's revealed. People will then raise all kinds of hell about unfire-able civil servants and unions, half-hearted gestures of reform will be made, and somehow the people who are doing honest work will be inconvenienced the most. Like with the SOX Act.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 12:11 PM (13CQC)

651 Washington Post reporter, MSNBC contributor Carol Leonnig

@CarolLeonnig

People close to Epstein fear he was murdered...as Epstein told authorities someone tried to kill him in a previous incident weeks earlier. He was described as being in good spirits in recent days...

8:05 AM - 10 Aug 2019

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 12:11 PM (jY1B4)

652 As conspiracy theories go, it's just about the least incredible one possible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 12:13 PM (oVJmc)

653 These waters are too damn muddy!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 12:16 PM (QwmrN)

654 I wonder if the Clintons have a stock "condolence" letter they send out when their no longer useful associates commit "suicide"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2019 12:17 PM (WdocV)

655 Washington Post reporter...

Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig
People close to Epstein fear he was murdered...as Epstein told authorities someone tried to kill him in a previous incident weeks earlier. He was described as being in good spirits in recent days...

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 12:19 PM (BqBId)

656

Killed by a time travelling assassin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

657 when/if they took Epstein off suicide watch, they also took him off murder watch, apparently. But at least we're going to get gun control moving in the Senate ... thanks Mitch.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

658 651 Washington Post reporter, MSNBC contributor Carol Leonnig

@CarolLeonnig

People close to Epstein fear he was murdered...as Epstein told authorities someone tried to kill him in a previous incident weeks earlier. He was described as being in good spirits in recent days...

8:05 AM - 10 Aug 2019

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 12:11 PM (jY1B4)


They'll put that statement down the memory hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 12:24 PM (Hg4NE)

659 Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead; Had Been on Suicide Watch, Claimed to Have Committed Suicide

Frank Pentangeli nods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2019 12:25 PM (qgh3L)

660 So accident while changing a lightbulb? Or has that been said. Morning conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2019 12:27 PM (l0HIT)

661 Cassandra Fairbanks@CassandraRules


She's been outside the prison for hours trying to get info. Apparently, no press conference scheduled.

Her twitter page:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkfhb9h

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 12:27 PM (cF8AT)

662 Somewhere there was a direct link to his black book.

It was interesting that the press did not report that he had the numbers of about ten different Kennedys, with multiple contacts for each, and multiple contacts for John F. Kerry.

Posted by: Horacio at August 10, 2019 12:30 PM (4/UWb)

663
Killed by a time travelling assassin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)


Careful, Zombie Harlan Ellison will sue you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

664 Congress
FBI
CIA
NSA
FISA Courts
Most Federal Courts
DOJ rank and file
My State Governor
My State Attorney General
48% of my fellow citizens

Posted by: Things I no longer have any faith in at August 10, 2019 12:30 PM (SqopC)

665 Kamala Harris tried the pork on a stick at the Iowa State Fair. She said it tastes like dick.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:33 PM (/Fmtj)

666 Here is a direct link to the black book, some of it has been redacted.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1508273-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book-redacted.html

Posted by: Horacio at August 10, 2019 12:34 PM (4/UWb)

667 How in the fuck does the most important #1 witness in the country get killed/suicided in custody?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 12:36 PM (QwmrN)

668 Botched robbery.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:37 PM (/Fmtj)

669 A skinny scotch writer drew the blueprint for this 140 years ago, "Dead men tell no tales!"!
Clearly THE SWAMP has read R.L. Stevenson

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at August 10, 2019 12:40 PM (Dktim)

670 So it was the Clinton/Obama crew...again

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 10, 2019 12:43 PM (5rWvu)

671 I'm confused, didn't he commit Arkanacide a couple weeks ago or more? This is the third article today I've seen about it. Did "he" fail the first attempt or something?

Posted by: P_Ang at August 10, 2019 12:44 PM (FGPDC)

672 Btw: I follow the UK pretty close and essentially no one cares about Prince Andrew. Dude is way down the list of their interests. Brits learning that Prince Andrew was a pedo would have about as much impact on them as us learning the same about Bill Clinton's brother. That is, not much. No if some one on the current season of Love Island was found out ... that would be BIG news.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 10, 2019 12:46 PM (dYe5S)

673 186 How many genders are there Joe?
Posted by: Max Power

At least one!

Posted by: Your First Clue

There are actually 3 including hermaphrodites who are born that way. None ever mentions the hermaphrodites and they don't make a big stink about it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:46 PM (/Fmtj)

674 stolen from insty:
"It was not immediately clear how Epstein could have killed himself if
he was under suicide watch after being found unconscious three week ago
in his cell in Metropolitan Correctional Center. He had suffered
injuries to his neck in what appeared to be a suicide attempt or
jailhouse assault."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2019 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

675 Somewhere a "cleaning crew" is burning a lot of pictures and tapes, and hammering away at some hard drives... many of which were also in police custody.

Posted by: Thatch at August 10, 2019 12:49 PM (E4mB6)

676 488 you know you have to concede that if your thing was fucking underage girls all day, the future awaiting him in the federal slammer having to choose between the brothers and the nazis fucking him all the time, was not ideal for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Let's stipulate Epstein had the suicidal intent. How do you explain the lack of means and opportunity?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:51 PM (/Fmtj)

677 If there was anymore reason for a flaming skull!!
Just saying

Posted by: Mudd at August 10, 2019 12:52 PM (/6Rd1)

678 What's the big deal in getting one more pedophile whacked ... like in
the Godfather ... "one day we'll ask you for a favor" .. turn off the
camera, don't send Epstein to SuperMax, burn the Weiner laptop ...


Occam's razor points to a DeepState mafia, imo. This is why so much of DC would leak, lie about Kavanaugh, countermand Trump orders, lie under oath ... they are confidant the DeepState is still in charge.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 12:52 PM (Cus5s)

679 Lets say there was a rope with a noose in Epstein's cell. He still has to do it with the cameras or security not looking and how would he know when that is? Maybe the little red light on the camera went out?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:58 PM (/Fmtj)

680 667 How in the fuck does the most important #1 witness in the country get killed/suicided in custody?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at

How does he not?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 12:59 PM (/Fmtj)

681 Just a reminder: Prince Andrew is QE II's third child, IIRC. Once Charles reproduced, Andrew became well-removed from the line of succession. I am sure Queen Elizabeth would hang Andrew out to dry in a heartbeat, were it to prove necessary to save the monarchy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2019 12:04 PM (abNpZ)

i totally agree.

Don't think she's too pleased with these alleged shenanigans, even if he is supposedly her favorite child.

I think she'd kick him to the curb.
Posted by: Marybeth

Not long ago he would have smothered Charles with a pillow and been King.

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2019 01:00 PM (bk3t/)

682 ... and, "the FBI is investigating" says Drudge.

Would this be the same FBI which employed one Robert Mueller, who KNOWINGLY allowed three innocent men to languish in prison because he was protecting his "asset" Whitey Bulger? The same Whitey Bulger who, after certain elements of the press publicized the "three innocent men" details, got moved to a different prison and was shanked within 24 hours of his arrival?

Would this be the same FBI which diligently investigated Stephen Paddock and the Las Vegas shooting for a full year, then reported, "gee we don't know anything about anything in this incident, case closed"?

Hmmmm? I imagine the incriminating documents Epstein left behind after his Arkancide are being burned even as we speak.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at August 10, 2019 01:02 PM (Cx1BU)

683 >>How in the fuck does the most important #1 witness in the country get killed/suicided in custody?


It does help Bill Clinton.

That guy is just lucky, I guess?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2019 01:02 PM (hqsD4)

684 Notice that all of the replies in Rick Wilson's "don't do this thread" are all saying Putin did it for Trump or Trump had it done on its own.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2019 01:03 PM (Dh1wo)

685 After three years of pursuing a fabricated scandal, and several decades of behaviors before that, the powerful people have utterly exhausted their right to expect the benefit of the doubt from me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

686 Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson

Understand that the reason Russian bots are all over the Internet making wild claims about a Clinton connection to the Epstein suicide is because key people in the United States and abroad know the *Trump* connection to Epstein is the one that matters, and is the real story here.

7:46 AM - 10 Aug 2019

Posted by: David at August 10, 2019 01:05 PM (jY1B4)

687 >>>667 How in the fuck does the most important #1 witness in the country get killed/suicided in custody?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 12:36 PM (QwmrN)


This is a PSA to all other potential government witnesses.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2019 01:06 PM (Hg4NE)

688 Well, if you look at it from their perspective, they wanted to talk all-gun-ban, all the time. Now they're stuck talking about Epstein and Clinton.

So, obviously Russia wants Americans to keep their guns, so they took out Epstein to change the current news cycle.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2019 01:07 PM (7A4qQ)

689 614
Was he moved to another facility after that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 11:49 AM (13CQC)


He was take to the hospital? and the presumably to the morgue or where ever they will *perform* the autopsy.

Posted by: Braenyard

The autopsy is taking longer than usual because Epstein won't stop with the struggling and the screaming.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2019 01:08 PM (/Fmtj)

690 BTW, here's the prison's warden:
https://www.facebook.com/shirley.skipperscott

You might want to bookmark that to reply/retweet to any dicks claiming that Trump had it done or Putin for Trump through the system.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Metropolitan_Correctional_
Center,_New_York

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2019 01:08 PM (Dh1wo)

691 Probably used some cheap suicide watch, def not a Rolex

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 01:09 PM (+8+gB)

692
Understand that the reason Russian bots are all over the Internet making wild claims about a Clinton connection to the Epstein suicide is because key people in the United States and abroad know the *Trump* connection to Epstein is the one that matters, and is the real story here.



There's your new narrative, folks! It was RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA, now it'll be EPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEIN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

693 Probably used some cheap suicide watch, def not a Rolex
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 01:09 PM (+8+gB)

OK, close it up. We have a thread winner!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2019 01:11 PM (abNpZ)

694 Zerohedge says
The apparent suicide comes just hours aftera massive trove of documents was unsealed in a case linked to Epstein, in which one of his victims said she was forced to perform sex acts with high profile individuals, including
former Maine Sen. George Mitchell (D), former New Mexico Gov. Bill
Richardson (D), money manager Glenn Dubin and MIT professor Marvin
Minsky.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2019 01:11 PM (WdocV)

695 AOC demands investigation into Epstein suicide.
They must be a tie in with Republicans and older Democrats (who should die)

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2019 01:18 PM (e8kgV)

696 They must be a tie in with Republicans and older Democrats (who should die)
***

The good think about these new Democrats is that they aren't tied to the corrupt state the RINOs and Dems built.

The problem is they are f*cking Stalinists.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2019 01:23 PM (WdocV)

697 Gateway Pundit is reporting:

Joe Scarborough and Liberal Cranks and Conspiracy Nuts Blame RUSSIA after Epstein is Found Dead in Prison Cell

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2019 01:23 PM (e8kgV)

698 Clearly, Lori Klausutis is tied into the death of Epstein

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2019 01:25 PM (e8kgV)

699 How the hell did they let a guy carrying an umbrella (favorite Russian assassination technique) visit perp?

Posted by: jhstuart at August 10, 2019 01:27 PM (79gcP)

700 >>Not long ago he would have smothered Charles with a pillow and been King

Camilla could have smothered him with her saggy ass and thighs. Unfortunately she didn't get it done.

Posted by: Aviator at August 10, 2019 01:27 PM (2cuLk)

701 People can see that we've become the Soviet Union, right? The only missing ingredient is the shortages and bread lines. Everything else is in place. EVERYTHING

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 01:29 PM (uEbPt)

702 Forgot to mention Woody Allen and Kevin Spacey are also in the book.

Posted by: Horacio at August 10, 2019 01:29 PM (4/UWb)

703 The good think about these new Democrats is that they aren't tied to the corrupt state the RINOs and Dems built.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2019 01:23 PM (WdocV)



LMFAO!!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 01:30 PM (uEbPt)

704 Funny, how the name "Lori Klausutis" has been completely scrubbed from Joe Scarborough's Wikipedia page

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2019 01:30 PM (e8kgV)

705 US Attorney General William Barr is "livid" that Jeffrey Epstein was apparently able to kill himself in a high-security federal penitentiary in Manhattan

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2019 01:32 PM (e8kgV)

706 Second look at Scalia losing a wrestling match with a pillow?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2019 01:43 PM (1SvcY)

707 Second look at Scalia losing a wrestling match with a pillow?

___

Remember, wetworks means uh, I like to build waterslides in my spare time.

Posted by: Podesta at August 10, 2019 01:55 PM (WdocV)

708 If Hillary Clinton became President in 2016, Jeffery Epstein would still be alive today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 10, 2019 02:03 PM (5dqAY)

709 667 How in the fuck does the most important #1 witness in the country get killed/suicided in custody?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 10, 2019 12:36 PM (QwmrN)

Whoops!!

Whoopsie!!

Posted by: Tinker at August 10, 2019 02:04 PM (sTeAL)

710 And this is why I will NEVER hand down a guilty verdict on a fellow citizen.
EVER

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at August 10, 2019 02:06 PM (Hr8H7)

711 Consider it a Clinton upgrade...he is a swinger now, not a pedo.

Posted by: Hitlers Magic 8 Ball at August 10, 2019 02:24 PM (I7Qz+)

712 Good grief. It was murder, how does one even begin with suspects? Not only are there, what, dozens (?), hundreds (?) of powerful people implicated by Epstein, but several of those interests have ties to government and past-government employees. Ehud Barak (and the very capable Mossad), Briain's Prince Andrew (and the less capable MI6), and of course Bill (has the connections and power), among others.

Then, if was Murder, was it a corrupt Guard? A prison gang member? Both? Each avenue suggests different levers of power. Would guess, for example, that a US-based powerful person (vs. foreign) would find it more easy to get prison gang involved. Corrupt guards, on the other hand, suggest money and could include any of the likely culprits.

Will be interesting if when they investigate, they will find "malfunctioning cameras," "bad records," "missing sign-in pages," and the like. Yea, murder happens in prisons, and not every inch is covered by surveillance, but come on... If a person murdered him, that person would surely be on cameras entering and exiting the building or the cell area or whatever, and others in path of the cameras.... Thus to pull it off, you need the cameras to go by-by. Evidence of THAT will strongly suggest organized murder, even if there is no other evidence.... But hey, thank GOD we're talking about the FBI doing the investigation. I hear Peter Strzok wants his job back. Maybe Jeff Sezzzzzions can supervise. Or Mueller.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 10, 2019 02:39 PM (ixZXQ)

713 Fox News people are failing to use the word "allegedly" a lot, and jump from "apparent suicide" to "hung himself with a sheet" pretty darned quickly.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/william-barr-
appalled-jeffrey-epstein-death

Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 02:49 PM (aLBwb)

714 So he killed himself with Occams razor.What was Oc in for,selling singles?

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 02:55 PM (5IHGB)

715 ....WTF ??

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2019 02:57 PM (bUjCl)

716 They're not playing around, are they?

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2019 03:13 PM (fCD2p)

717 FBI investigating? More like destroying evidence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2019 03:48 PM (pUDQf)

718 Why is what AOC says about Epstein in the news?

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 10, 2019 03:59 PM (BVQ+1)

719 Confinement/detention facilities are usually understaffed (if you wonder why you are not tall enough to read this blog).
If mental health puts someone on a suicide watch there are various degrees of observation required.
One-On-One where the "client" is confined in a full-body wrap in a safety cell is the highest level of suicide watch.
Degrees of restraint and time of required observation are up to mental health or the watch commander. SOP varies from institution to institution.
Management hates one-on-one watches, because they either tie up a scheduled staff leaving the shift short-handed or they have to put on another staff to cover the suicide watch.
A common workaround is to get mental health to sign off on a five-minute watch. This allows them to run the shift without a dedicated suicide watch staffer. The problem is that five minute watches are unrealistic since staff is bare bones anyway, it is almost impossible for staff to complete their other duties and properly do a five-minute suicide watch.
It is a way to shift responsibility from management to adequately staff a facility to the already minimally staffed people working the floor.

Posted by: Waepnedmann at August 10, 2019 04:08 PM (pjQJE)

720 Republicans say the clintons did it democrats will say trump.

Posted by: raimondo at August 10, 2019 04:10 PM (VpPqb)

721 720 Republicans say the clintons did it democrats will say trump.
Posted by: raimondo at August 10, 2019 04:10 PM (VpPqb)

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Here's your trophy for Insight of the Month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2019 04:19 PM (c2kQz)

722 Has good color for a dead guy..

Posted by: The Bird in the bush at August 10, 2019 07:43 PM (PzF5D)

723 Republicans say the clintons did it democrats will say trump.

Posted by: raimondo at August 10, 2019 04:10 PM (VpPqb)


If Trump actually pulled this off, wouldn't tater and cuomo be worried? I'm assuming not and anything they say about it is bullshit.

Posted by: Whatever at August 10, 2019 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)

724 Epstein's butler--who had reportedly stolen Epstein's "black book" in 2011 and offered to sell it to newspapers--died, but not recently. It happened December 28th of 2014.

Posted by: sf at August 10, 2019 09:29 PM (fmJQu)

725 The assertion that Epstein committed suicide is the biggest conspiracy theory of the day.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 10, 2019 11:50 PM (SH7Tr)

726 Next up, Coroner that declares Epsteins death a suicide is also found dead soon thereafter of mysterious causes. Scalia You're living in the utopia of fools and dam/damned fools now !

Posted by: ron n. at August 11, 2019 04:54 AM (om5HK)

727 The Democrats' response to the tragic demise of (fellow-Democrat) Jeffrey Epstein while in custody seems to be, "Prisons don't kill people, People kill people!"

But *I* say it's high time for a "national discussion" about "Common-sense Prison Control" laws.

Posted by: Ilion at August 11, 2019 06:54 PM (viTHX)

728 @136: "Well... on the plus side, at least an evil man is dead. "

Assuming that the corpse in the cell *was* Epstein's.

There are so many ways for a potential conspiracy to go.

Posted by: Ilion at August 11, 2019 10:31 PM (viTHX)

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