Leftwingers Getting Their Dicktubes Snipped Because of Climate Worries



Seems like a win-win situation to me -- except for one thing.

Social Justice Warriors are very often childless. But they desperately want to indoctrinate children. Having none of their own, they seek professions where they are empowered to indoctrinate your children and alienate them away from sanity.

But, excluding indirect effects -- I approve! In fact, if I weren't so lazy, I'd create a site, pretending to be a leftwing climate-panic site, advocating for vasectomies and very early hysterectomies for the SJW crew.

"Three generations of imbeciles are enough," said Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. in Buck v. Bell, and he had a point. (Not so much about the state-compelled forced sterilizations of "mental defectives," but, I mean, if you can manage it non-coercively...)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:17 PM




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Eighty Eight reasons for Youth In Asia...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

2 First to read the content. I coulda been a contenda.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:19 PM (t6MX/)

3 LOL get fucked and shoot blanks

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2019 02:19 PM (l9mVC)

4
As long as the Chasidim and the Amish keep popping 'em out, then everything's cool.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)

5 Oh a top 10

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:19 PM (BbGew)

6 I fail to see the problem here.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (GEpFD)

7 Social Justice Warriors are very often childless. But they desperately want to indoctrinate children. Having none of their own, they seek professions where they are empowered to indoctrinate your children and alienate them away from sanity.

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Yup. I saw a stereotypical pink hat womyn the other day wearing a T-shirt that read "In your schools, teaching your children"

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (Izzlo)

8 Damn, from the greatest generation to pussified nancy boys just that fast.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (vCA4F)

9 you know if you take it in the pooper you can't get preggers

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (FZYNt)

10 Sorry for an early OT but wanted to post this at least once more:

Nurse ratched's cat, Lucy, is very sick and is going to the vet hospital. Lucy was her faithful companion and a great source of comfort while nurse was going through chemo, and there is a very strong bond between them. All prayers and good thoughts are very much appreciated. Thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

11 Another benefit? Fewer babies murdered.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (t6MX/)

12 We are living in the upside-down.

If they wanted they could go one better. JUMP OFF A TALL BUILDING en masse!!!

Posted by: yumper at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (rNi/8)

13 you know if you take it in the pooper you can't get preggers

***

Totally untrue. Where do you think lawyers come from?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (GEpFD)

14 At least they're walking the walk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (KUaJL)

15 "Heartbreaking stories about having kids ... "

Jeezus, what's wrong with these people.

Posted by: BuckIV at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (PZ2ib)

16 This also has the benefit of impacting Planned Parenthood's bottom line, so hopefully more of these true believers go this route.

Posted by: Bete at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (Ojki1)

17 Wait ... we're in a 'era' of climate 'crisis' (?)


/wish sum1 wulda told me. I'm way behind in useless panicking....

Posted by: Buckaroo at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (6egPo)

18 They have a point, they shouldn't be procreating

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (BbGew)

19 Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

Oh no. I wish her the best.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)

20 Throw another tire on the fire.

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (ykq7q)

21 Great plan and all.

But.

... it's the guys that are actually fucking their women that get them pregnant.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (QLMP0)

22

They were doing this back in the 70's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (aKsyK)

23 They know the savage Cretans they want to replace western society will never consent to this. It's all about depopulating the undesirables.

So if I get my dick tubes snipped, what gender does that make me Joey? Am I gender number three now? Am I a fucking Snippaterian? It's a simple question, retard. How many fucking genders are there Joey boy?

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (q177U)

24 But, no, they're the SMART ONES.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

25 18 They have a point, they shouldn't be procreating
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:21 PM (BbGew)

Children should not have children.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (t6MX/)

26 3 LOL get fucked and shoot blanks
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2019 02:19 PM (l9mVC)

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SoiBoi, trying to pick up putative member of the opposite sex: "I'm safe, I cannot reproduce!"

Putative Female: "That's okay, because neither can I!"

SoiBoi: !?!?!?!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

27 This is why the Dems are so desperate to obliterate the borders: conservatives are having more children than the libs. Without all the third worlders streaming in, the Dems would be a minority.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (5KWnQ)

28 Obviously they are hard core Leftists

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (BbGew)

29 I just realized that 8/8/88 was the day Edmonton traded Gretzkry to L.A.

DAMN CANADIAN NAZIS!

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

30 *Off Topic*

Our Fellow Moron, Bete is undergoing experimental cancer treatment for bone marrow cancer.

I hadn't called Bete in more than a month even though I had time to do so. I was remiss in my efforts to reach-out to a Friend.

Please leave a message to someone who is educated to help others for a living. His demeanor and brilliance overtook me. ...and for those of you who talk to me? That Is A Thing.

https://www.caringbridge.org/visit/johnrose3/journal

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (Ckg4U)

31 Does Max Power think Biden reads the comments here?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (GEpFD)

32 The Paolo, he has no problem with this...

Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (flINI)

33 There is a vas deferens between not wanting to have children and getting snipped.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (m45I2)

34 33


/golf clap

Posted by: Buckaroo at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (6egPo)

35 There is a vas deferens between not wanting to have children and getting snipped.

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HI-YO!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (GEpFD)

36 In a way, it echoes 'A Boy and His Dog'. Soon, potent males will be at a premium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (xSo9G)

37 Give peas a chance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (RMwSd)

38 This climate of hate and white supremacy stoked by Trump is making joe Biden say a lot of stupid things lately.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (dNzKv)

39 The Left is a cesspool of outright lunacy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

40 Give peas a chance.

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Visualize whirled peas?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (GEpFD)

41 Amusing but they've been doing this for a while.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (yOykd)

42 >>There is a vas deferens between not wanting to have children and getting snipped.


Double Surgeon's Knot.

Pro Tip : Hit the Tag Ends with your Lighter or some Super Glue.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (QLMP0)

43 23 They know the savage Cretans they want to replace western society will never consent to this. It's all about depopulating the undesirables.

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 02:22 PM (q177U)


1. Get mine turbocharged.

2. ??

3. Repopulate the barren wastelands.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)

44 and that man grew up to be Brian Stelter

and now you know, the rest of the story

Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:25 PM (FZYNt)

45 Add in the incels and I'm seeing some very positive trends.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 09, 2019 02:25 PM (3sozU)

46 This climate of hate and white supremacy stoked by Trump is making joe Biden say a lot of stupid things lately.

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"Lately." Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:25 PM (GEpFD)

47 10
30

Prayers up for both Lucy and Bete.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (pPNCa)

48 Good. Now we can out reproduce them and breed their illness out of the gene pool.

Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (8ts9m)

49 Should we force all of the immigrants, themselves fleeing climate change, get sterilized as a condition of citizenship so as to not further contribute to the climate disaster?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (dNzKv)

50 While this seems schadenfreuderific, it's really very sad. For the hardcore Marxists that will never change and will stay in liberal enclaves along the coast, it's fine, but plenty of these people are just impressionable youths that will eventually see the light, and they're permanently sterilizing themselves.

Fuck the left.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (V/f/L)

51 I'm doing my part here in the Bay Area to breed them out of existence. Spreading my conservative seed all over this place. Long Shanks from Braveheart was really onto something I believe.

Posted by: JROD at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (gh7cp)

52 Flip her over Dad, I want a puppy!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (flINI)

53 This is all...

nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (6qErC)

54 Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
How much you love me.
Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
What you're thinking of me.
I can see it your face is glowingI can see it in your eyes.
I'm happy knowin' that you're having my baby.
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to you.

Posted by: The Bull at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (K3B2k)

55 Throw in "lobotomies" and you've got a deal.

Posted by: MW at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (hNTtn)

56
That's also why they import kids and clients from other countries.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (M9ntN)

57 Should we force all of the immigrants, themselves fleeing climate change, get sterilized as a condition of citizenship so as to not further contribute to the climate disaster?

***

Yes.

Yes, we should.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (GEpFD)

58 1. Get mine turbocharged.

2. ??

3. Repopulate the barren wastelands.
Posted by: flounder
--------

2. Carefully choose your dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (CDGwz)

59 Nah, these people aren't batshit crazy at all

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (enXj9)

60 Call me if any of their wives or girlfriends need a real Man to doink.

Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (8ts9m)

61 you know who else was all about forced sterilisation?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (FZYNt)

62 You have no idea of the toll that three vasectomies has on a man!

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (KUaJL)

63 Lately." Sure, let's go with that.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:25 PM (GEpFD)

It hasn't been a good 24 hours for Smokey Joe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (dNzKv)

64 '1. Get mine turbocharged.'

Man, aftermarket kits have made big strides recently ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (6egPo)

65 36 In a way, it echoes 'A Boy and His Dog'. Soon, potent males will be at a premium.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (xSo9G)

I knew I was on to something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (t6MX/)

66 Nurse ratched's cat, Lucy, is very sick and is going to the vet hospital. Lucy was her faithful companion and a great source of comfort while nurse was going through chemo, and there is a very strong bond between them. All prayers and good thoughts are very much appreciated. Thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

Oh no...poor thing! Done.

I hate it when animals are sick.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)

67 Morning After Pill Coladas®.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (4e+hS)

68 you know who else was all about forced sterilisation?

***

Margaret Sanger?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (GEpFD)

69 Vasectomies are reversible I believe.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (yOykd)

70 Personal experience: sitting at a restaurant table w two other women I'd say were "acquaintances". One woman (late 50's) went into a diatribe about how poorly her sister was raising son. Other woman nodded head in agreement. I, who was the only one of the three that had actually raised children, said, "Ya know, some things are a lot harder than it looks." Conversation moved quickly to another topic. The sister basher was a retired GS-14 w IRS, just to put it all in focus.

Posted by: Ever at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (kkVtg)

71 But is it really noncoercive? Truth is, these are folks of generally normal intelligence, themselves indoctrinated by leftists via the process Ace mentioned. Seems like it would be better for them to see the light than to make permanent choices while blind fools.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (IWZO4)

72 55 Throw in "lobotomies" and you've got a deal.

Posted by: MW at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (hNTtn)


With some of them you couldn't tell the before from the after.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

73 There is a vas deferens between not wanting to have children and getting snipped.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:23 PM (m45I2)

-------

You're kinda teste today.


"best pun I could come up with. All zygote"

Posted by: Meghan Mac at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

74 Insom
Thanks for the note about Nurse. That sucks for her and the kitteh.

Just like Rosanna Arquette the other day apologizing for being white. Take a lesson from a non white culture. Seppuku is the most sincere form of apology.
This story here makes me laugh. Thank you all for not reproducing.
Idiots.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (FXmGD)

75 >>Vasectomies are reversible I believe.


More awkward than making a K turn, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (QLMP0)

76 I'm amazed at the number of dating profiles for women around where I live who say that they don't want kids. I wonder how much of it is a) finally being able to admit what they've always believed, b) spouting what they think is the "feminist" line, or c) a response to the low quality of men around here.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (wCmLp)

77 It's not that they don't want kids, they just don't want to do any of the work themselves - easier and cheaper to just gain power over someone else's.

Also coincides with the goal of fewer kids around... if someone is going to be able to slack off and skip it, why not them?

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (eAshZ)

78 68 you know who else was all about forced sterilisation?

***

Margaret Sanger?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:27 PM (GEpFD)


Marshall Applewhite?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

79 72 55 Throw in "lobotomies" and you've got a deal.

Posted by: MW at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (hNTtn)


With some of them you couldn't tell the before from the after.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop

pretty sure some IQ's would test higher after

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

80 plenty of these people are just impressionable youths that will eventually see the light, and they're permanently sterilizing themselves.

So are the kids taking puberty blockers and other hormones in order to "transition." It's being done to kids as young as 11 or 12 now. Give it 10 years, and the docs and other SJWs who are pushing this garbage will be hit with the mother of all class action suits.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 02:29 PM (pPNCa)

81 Readers share heartbreaking stories about having kids in an era of climate crisis


?????????

What the actual fucking fuck?

What climate crisis?


Did Little Newsreport Sun get a sunburn?

A chigger bite?


America - Land of the Brave, Home of the Free Land Where Everyone is a Twelve Year Old Girl Having a Panic Attack Cuz They're Scared of Ducks or Something

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 02:29 PM (SHtRW)

82
ugg sox

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

83 Give it 10 years, and the docs and other SJWs who are pushing this garbage will be hit with the mother of all class action suits.

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But I want it now.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:29 PM (GEpFD)

84 "Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs) "

Done. Animals are great. People suck.

Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:29 PM (8ts9m)

85 >Vasectomies are reversible I believe.


What, you can get yourself pregnant?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (oVJmc)

86 >>Vasectomies are reversible I believe.




Not at Harry Johnson's House Of Cut.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (4e+hS)

87 America - Land of the Brave, Home of the Free Land Where Everyone is a Twelve Year Old Girl Having a Panic Attack Cuz They're Scared of Ducks or Something

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (GEpFD)

88 Is this a real trend or one of those NYC publication who publishes an article by a journalist who has a few NYC friends who did something so it's now an "official trend?"

Oh, also? WTF, guys, you're participating in your own genocide?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (bDqIh)

89 If you're never happy you will never be happy. - Things I imagine Yogi Berra May have said.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (rjGUv)

90 69

Often, yes. On occasion immune system will start producing antibodies against the sperm tho.

Posted by: Buckaroo at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (6egPo)

91 It should be noted that their voluntary programs always become mandatory.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (j2rrq)

92 It's not about climate change. They just don't want to be bothered with children. The climate change excuse is just about virtue signaling.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (xPl2J)

93 Late to the party, but I got a question about the previous thread....

Why is it that those assholes always say "I'll bury you in the desert!"?

Well where the hell else are you gonna bury them, Hajji? It's ALL fucking desert!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (W7PgI)

94 >>Done. Animals are great. People suck.


Yet we tolerate the hatefucking of monkeys around here.


I will never understand humanity.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (QLMP0)

95 Yet we tolerate the hatefucking of monkeys around here.

***

And chickens. Don't forget chickens.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:31 PM (GEpFD)

96 94 >>Done. Animals are great. People suck.


Yet we tolerate the hatefucking of monkeys around here.


I will never understand humanity.
Posted by: garrett

dude you have no idea

Posted by: the chicken at August 09, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)

97 Liberals don't need kids, they import ready made liberals from shit-hole countries.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2019 02:31 PM (4e+hS)

98 They're not really afraid of the climate crisis. They're afraid of the responsibility that goes along with raising the next generation.

Posted by: SM at August 09, 2019 02:31 PM (zxlfN)

99 Prayers up for Bete.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

100 These virtue signalers will hedge their bet and freeze their sperm.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (rjGUv)

101 Not even a kind word for the various abuses of couches and toasters ?

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (HkXkg)

102 July is hot so I'm going to permanently sterile myself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (RMwSd)

103 The website advocating vasectomies should also warn people that pain killers and numbing agents may cause global warming. Committed activists get the procedure done without either.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (ms7E/)

104 Babylon Bee hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (hAJ5r)

105 Vasectomies are reversible I believe.





What, you can get yourself pregnant?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (oVJmc)

====
Sure are. I know tow older guy with new hottie wives that got a reconnection. Both of them came out of it with the sperm count of an 18 year old boy. Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (pw+jk)

106 46 Its now Playing with a 1/2 deck Joe

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (BbGew)

107 Late to the party, but I got a question about the previous thread....

Why is it that those assholes always say "I'll bury you in the desert!"?

Well where the hell else are you gonna bury them, Hajji? It's ALL fucking desert!
Posted by: Warai-otoko



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (UE8f6)

108 This crowd really believes this shit.They read the stories (every summer!) that the arctic ice is melting and believe the end is nigh than forget about it when the ice builds back up intil the next summer when it starts all over again.They are nuts.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (l9mVC)

109
But I keep coming back to the future, like 20 years from now when all these people realize they were lied to. Trump stayed in office, we didn't Green New Deal, and woops! Everything's fine.

Maybe they'll be okay with never having had kids -- I am -- or maybe they'll be heading towards their golden years and they've got no one to help them with the latest crazy technology or take them to the doctor or all the things the younger people in my family do for the older people.

And won't some of these people be resentful about all the energy they wasted on being terrified about climate change? All that anxiety for nothing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (M9ntN)

110 The website advocating vasectomies should also warn people that pain killers and numbing agents may cause global warming. Committed activists get the procedure done without either.

***

To quote those Guinness commercials from a few years back: "Brilliant!"

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (GEpFD)

111 I love this idea. I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (j2rrq)

112 These people are insane.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

113 The great thing about SJW tweets is that the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (xSo9G)

114 Oh, also? WTF, guys, you're participating in your own genocide?

Posted by: Lizzy


It's amazing, I don't think there's ever been a group in human history that willingly went to its own extinction.

Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (AM1GF)

115 >> Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.


Do you want to tell them, or should The Paolo do the telling?

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (QLMP0)

116 Not even a kind word for the various abuses of... toasters ?


*********

Got a bun in the oven!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (m45I2)

117 a response to the low quality of men around here.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 02:28 PM (wCmLp)

If they thought that they could snare profiles that say big wallet, six pack abs, want big family, I have no doubt those profiles would say want big family.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (t6MX/)

118 Sure are. I know tow older guy with new hottie wives that got a reconnection. Both of them came out of it with the sperm count of an 18 year old boy. Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

that boy is way to old

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (FZYNt)

119 "Yet we tolerate the hatefucking of monkeys around here.


I will never understand humanity.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:30 PM (QLMP0)"

Brother, I've seen so much on this planet the only thing left that I fear is God, and he gets me through every day. People are at best, whimsical, at worst evil.

Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (8ts9m)

120 Formatted sock off.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (AM1GF)

121
I love this idea. I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.


Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (j2rrq)

I nominate Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

122 And won't some of these people be resentful about all the energy they wasted on being terrified about climate change? All that anxiety for nothing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (M9ntN)

I'm pretty sure they'll still be shrieking in 20 years about their shiny new goalposts.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (j2rrq)

123 If you're having a vasectomy before experiencing the toddler years then you're doing it for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (RMwSd)

124 Grew up with the USSR beating us to space and getting nuclear weapons, promising to bury us, living in primary nuclear targets, Chinese army able to reproduce faster than we could kill them, daily fears of Eastern Bloc rolling over Europe. Do I worry about Climate Change? It's been changing for billions of years and we are still moving on.
And I am now armed and reloading.

Posted by: FrodoB
best to Nurse at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (vNyGK)

125 You're not really committed to saving the planet if you don't immediately off yourself, phonies.

Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (hAJ5r)

126 112 These people are insane.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)
-------------

Yet, from where they sit, they're the normal ones.

Kind of frightening, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (qC1Sy)

127 Sadly, it is probably a lie; because, SJWs always lie.

But, if it were true, it wouldn't really matter. Leftist are selfish, and they breed far below replacement rate. This is the real malady affecting our culture; People are too self-centered to have children.

Then again...My wife's mother is a terrible person who only had children by accident. To spare any other males the burden of having to deal with a MiL like that...

Posted by: mrshad at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (kkNqO)

128 I love this idea. I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.


Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (j2rrq)

I nominate Stevie Wonder.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

I nominate Leatherface

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (NFEMn)

129 I love this idea. I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.


Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (j2rrq)

I nominate Stevie Wonder.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

Michael J. Fox

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (KUaJL)

130 Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)
I love this place

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (j2rrq)

131 One of those "imbeciles" made her High School honor roll.

And Buck v Bell was never officially overturned. Which is kinda scary.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (O8WFE)

132 You're not really committed to saving the planet if you don't immediately off yourself, phonies.

***

Yes, Mother Gaia demands a carbon footprint of zero.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (GEpFD)

133
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
* draws another breath *
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Idiots...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (dPMBY)

134 20,000 years of global warming and this twink castrates himself. Win Win.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)

135 So where does the sperm go?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (xfb67)

136 Hey Joe! Yeah I'm talking to you, numb nuts! So if my mom gets a crew cut and puts on a denim jacket does her gender magically change? Is she a she-male? Is she some kinda half breed now? Like a fucking vampire werewolf in those movies they keep pumping out? What's her name, Kate Bekinsale or some shit is in those?

PUT DOWN THE PASTE AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, JOE!

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (q177U)

137 hatefucking isn't half bad.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)

138 But I keep coming back to the future, like 20 years from now when all these people realize they were lied to. Trump stayed in office, we didn't Green New Deal, and woops! Everything's fine.


-----

No they wont.

AlGore said the polar caps would be gone by now and that Staten Island would be underwater.

They arent, and it isnt.

Yet, they keep babbling on about how we are going to die in 12 years.

Self introspection is NOT those peoples strong suit.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

139 Moloch is going to be pissed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (RMwSd)

140 115 >> Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.


Do you want to tell them, or should The Paolo do the telling?

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (QLMP0


You would think the large, luxurious, Latin moustache would have been a tell, but some people think baby girls naturally come with facial hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

141 I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.

I nominate Lorena Bobbitt.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (pPNCa)

142 If they thought that they could snare profiles that say big wallet, six pack abs, want big family, I have no doubt those profiles would say want big family.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (t6MX/)


I've noticed a lot of young women who seem to stick around with losers for years without either marrying or cutting sling-load. They never seem happy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (wCmLp)

143 Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.





Do you want to tell them, or should The Paolo do the telling?

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (QLMP0)

===
LOL Reminds me of another friend that had two kids so got the snip. Then about 5 years later his wife finds out she is pregnant. That had to be a hell of a conversation.
Turns out the snipper doc had lots of natural reconnections because he didn't make a long enough cut. We still kid my friend that his youngest looks a lot like the mailman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

144 You're not really committed to saving the planet if you don't immediately off yourself, phonies.

***

Yes, Mother Gaia demands a carbon footprint of zero.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER


Um, animals are carbon.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (UE8f6)

145 Bet this guy would be a lot of help in a foxhole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)

146 As Leftists, they are secure that loving government will be there to care for them in their dotage, thus no need to surround themselves with a family.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

147 I guess the left wants a truck load of illegals to make up for their lack of prodigies?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (85Gof)

148 I'd much rather see:
"Have lobotomy me are because scared change climate am"

Or especially:
"I'm killing myself by walking into the ocean. I urge others to do the same to save Gaia before it's too late"

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (6K7U0)

149 It's amazing, I don't think there's ever been a group in human history that willingly went to its own extinction.

Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (AM1GF)

Roman empire. They went gay and stopped getting married(only Christians kepy marrying and having babies). Some emperors wven passed bachelor taxes and the like.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (yOykd)

150
I saw Castrated Twinks open for... well... just about any act that appealed mightily to the gheys.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (dPMBY)

151 "Truth is, these are folks of generally normal intelligence, themselves indoctrinated by leftists via the process Ace mentioned."

This is part of the problem with higher ed. A whole shit-ton of people in the middle ground of intelligence really don't have any business going to college. It's a waste of time and money for everyone involved, and lowering standards to accommodate them is massively destructive to higher ed and to society (which is another reason moonbats love doing it)

What we honestly need is a system that diverts people who are wasting everyone's time in high school into training for a real profession they can do. Follow this with a more expansive and effective vocational and associates degree pipeline post-high school for those that don't need more than HS.


Less wastes of space in high schools and colleges, who would then be free to raise standards again.


The end result of this should be better all around - look at how many jobs are done poorly by people who sat around doing fuckall in high schools who could have instead learned to be productive adults as apprentices... and who would probably make more money and get more respect that way.

And then you have the knock-on benefits from not having every other damn job demand 4-5 years of sitting around through leftist BS indoctrination.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (eAshZ)

152 >>So where does the sperm go?


Same place all those lost socks end up, I guess.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (QLMP0)

153 137 hatefucking isn't half bad.

Yep. Ultra-liberal, tall, leggy, blonde radiologist. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (O8WFE)

154 Self introspection is NOT those peoples strong suit.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)



They didn't exactly reason themselves into this position. They sure as shit ain't going to reason themselves out of it.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (HkXkg)

155 This week only, vasectomy with half price colonoscopy.

Posted by: Harry Johnson's House Of Cut at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)

156 I love this idea. I nominate Kermit Gosnell to perform the procedures.


Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (j2rrq)

I nominate Stevie Wonder.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

Michael J. Fox
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (KUaJL)



Sorry, Michael J Fox is currently employed as Chief Cocktail Shaker in my new bar.
















I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (SHtRW)

157 Tell all these SJW's they have to sacrifice their cell phones to save the planet from climate change. That'll stop that shit right in its tracks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (COzlW)

158
Um, animals are carbon
----------------
All of biology is fucking carbon. Its a good thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)

159 AlGore said the polar caps would be gone by now and that Staten Island would be underwater.

***

Didn't Algore buy some oceanfront property recently?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (GEpFD)

160 Isn't that cute the Obamas are pretending to love American factory workers. Must be desperate times indeed. What happened to Learn to Code and all that for a flag.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (j2rrq)

161 This should be a topic for the next democratic debate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

162 I'll offer to snip!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

163 152 >>So where does the sperm go?


Same place all those lost socks end up, I guess
----------------
They call it the hampster.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:38 PM (2LelM)

164 The driving force in life is sex and reproduction. Might explain why everyone on the left is so backed up and fucked up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:38 PM (85Gof)

165
Liberals: Hate Carbon

Also Liberals: Buy Organic

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:38 PM (j2rrq)

166 We still kid my friend that his youngest looks a lot like the mailman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

Poor kid. He'll probably grow up to become a politician.
"Did I tell you that my father was a Mailman?"
(Chomp, chomp)

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2019 02:38 PM (NFEMn)

167 162
I'll offer to snip!


Posted by: Jane D'oh


You misspelled suck.

#BOOM

Posted by: Harry Johnson's House Of Cut at August 09, 2019 02:38 PM (4e+hS)

168
145 Bet this guy would be a lot of help in a foxhole.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)


Sure he would. Off him and push the carcass up over the edge to form a carbon-based sandbag.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (dPMBY)

169 >>So where does the sperm go?


Same place all those lost socks end up, I guess.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (QLMP0)

----


It reincarnates as extra tupperware lids ?????

Eeewwwwww.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

170 I wonder if Tater is done having kids?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

171 The sperm comes out their eye tear holes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (O8WFE)

172 >>>Throw in "lobotomies" and you've got a deal.
Posted by: MW at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (hNTtn)

You want lobotomies I make you deel! 5 dolla extra you get lobotomy! You get the topomy too! I make you special deel! Two for one special, special price for you!

Posted by: Chinaman at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (q177U)

173 103 The website advocating vasectomies should also warn people that pain killers and numbing agents may cause global warming. Committed activists get the procedure done without either.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM (ms7E/)

And ads that process that rubber bands are more effective. And neuticle ads.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

174 I wonder if Tater is done having kids?

***

Good lord, let's hope so.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (GEpFD)

175 We've had a lot more than three generations of mental defectives/imbeciles. A generation is about 20-25 years. Seventy-five years takes us back to 1949. There were "progressives" and imbeciles misdirecting policy in the US a long time before that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)

176
115 >> Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.





Do you want to tell them, or should The Paolo do the telling?



Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2019 02:33 PM (QLMP0





You would think the large, luxurious, Latin moustache would have
been a tell, but some people think baby girls naturally come with facial
hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the
Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

===
They just waited until the kid started talking. If the kids started speaking Spanish the jig would be up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

177 So where does the sperm go?

*********


Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "coming into one's own."

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (m45I2)

178 Dummy, that's not how your wife got pregnant.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (QrTqV)

179 It's funny because the Jews just left a bunch of little swimmers on the Moon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (xfb67)

180 This should be a topic for the next democratic debate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

But don't bother me with is. Just ask those damn breeders.

Posted by: Mayor Bootyjudge at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (xPl2J)

181 168
145 Bet this guy would be a lot of help in a foxhole.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)

Sure he would. Off him and push the carcass up over the edge to form a carbon-based sandbag.
---------------
can you imagine this guy on a night patrol?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)

182 So where does the sperm go?

Ask Mayor Pete. Or his husband.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (pPNCa)

183 Some people shouldn't reproduce

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (O2RFr)

184 Reminds me of the movie flop , Mother.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (rjGUv)

185 Sorry, Michael J Fox is currently employed as Chief Cocktail Shaker in my new bar.



I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake




Duuuuuuuude.
Cold. But f'n hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (UE8f6)

186
It's funny because the Jews just left a bunch of little swimmers on the Moon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (xfb67)


Those tardigardes are soon to be our new overlords.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

187 Maybe I should offer a special: 2 fillings and a vasectomy for 1/2 off. But only one qualifies for an anesthetic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (85Gof)

188 So where does the sperm go?


Same place all those lost socks end up, I guess.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (QLMP0)

Somewhere, in a parallel universe, is an awful, awful place.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/)

189 I posted this in the art thread...if you think this guy is crazy....this beotch is gonna solve his problem....

https://tinyurl.com/y2jown8d

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

190 >>>I wonder if Tater is done having kids?


Yes, but his wife isn't.

Posted by: Mayor Bootyjudge at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (xPl2J)

191 10
Sorry for an early OT but wanted to post this at least once more:



Nurse ratched's cat, Lucy, is very sick and is going to the vet
hospital. Lucy was her faithful companion and a great source of comfort
while nurse was going through chemo, and there is a very strong bond
between them. All prayers and good thoughts are very much appreciated.
Thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
What does Lucy look like -- is she a particular breed, or a mix?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (ClOmq)

192 If we'd set fire to them when they first started we could've put them out by now by stamping on their nutz.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (FhXTo)

193 Heard from someone in the business that they get lots of lawsuits of pregnancy after the operation but turns out the operation never took place but the guy never owned up he chickened out and didn't get it.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (BbGew)

194 This week only, vasectomies, half off.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (m45I2)

195 They're sharing "heartbreaking stories of having kids in the age of climate crisis? Not heartbreaking stories of parents who actually have heartbreaking stories? You know, your kid has cancer or got hit by a car or is relentlessly bullied or suicidal. No, these shallow idiots think that the ginned up outrage about climate change is heartbreaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (+0VWg)

196 Just start the car in the garage and end it.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (5l6gb)

197 Thanks forth plug, Ace!

Posted by: MohelMiklos at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (QzkSJ)

198 AlGore said the polar caps would be gone by now and that Staten Island would be underwater.



***



Didn't Algore buy some oceanfront property recently?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:37 PM (GEpFD)

===
Yep the asshole lives about 3 miles from me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

199 -
--
Sure are. I know tow older guy with new hottie wives that got a reconnection. Both of them came out of it with the sperm count of an 18 year old boy. Both had kids within a year after getting the operation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 02:32 PM

----------------

Have they DNA'd the kids? (just to be sure?)

Posted by: irright at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (aSKRB)

200
Some people shouldn't reproduce

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (O2RFr)


Yeah, wouldn't want some people "punished" with babies. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

201 187 Maybe I should offer a special: 2 fillings and a vasectomy for 1/2 off. But only one qualifies for an anesthetic
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (85Gof)

-------------

Is it my turn? I'm next!

Posted by: Bill Murray at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (qC1Sy)

202 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.

I'd go with the antique brass finish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (xfb67)

203 The question you have to ask yourself. Is this a man getting a vasectomy or a transman getting a vasectomy?

Posted by: Punchinello at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (zOrpp)

204
()^()
~~~~~~
======

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (dPMBY)

205 My side needs to stop reproducing!

Demography is destiny!


Posted by: Twinko the Double-thinko Pinko at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (pYQR/)

206 170 I wonder if Tater is done having kids?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)


No More Tater Tots?

Horrors!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

207 These people really know how to manufacture and throw a hissy fit.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (qC1Sy)

208 Thanks for this, Ace. I needed a new column and have been on the road, so was having some trouble writing.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (NVYyb)

209 Posted by: Twinko the Double-thinko Pinko at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (pYQR/)

Dude, you should totes go on "The Price is Right."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (GEpFD)

210 These people may live to very old age where they will be able to look back and see that the promised climate Apocalypse never materialized. I wonder how may will be angry that they were lied to and believed the lies so much that they self destructed their own lives.

Posted by: Jeff at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aQ3OJ)

211 Trump is still talking gun control and has contacted Mitch McConnell, Pelosi, and Schumer.

If he goes ahead with this 2020 could be a toss up.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

212 "I declare, I will never sire children!!" Tom ejaculated.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (m45I2)

213 Not buying that this is a trend. I think it's something a few big city Lefties talk about, and they know a guy who has a friend/brother/cousin who did this because he cares soooo much.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

214 Virtue signaling your vasectomy is a bold move.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (xfb67)

215
These people really know how to manufacture and throw a hissy fit.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman


It makes for great entertainment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

216 I tell the ladies I identify as sterile and disease free.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (4e+hS)

217 170 I wonder if Tater is done having kids?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THE KIDS ARE PAOLO'S.
BRIAN DOESN'T KNOW.

Posted by: Tater's Idiot Wife at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (FTPVM)

218 My oldest sister told me that she and her husband didn't have children because they were worried about a Nuclear Holocaust.

People will rationalize their selfishness using whatever noble-sounding excuse they can find.

Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (I5SAg)

219 I think it's something a few big city Lefties talk about, and they know a guy who has a friend/brother/cousin who did this because he cares soooo much.

***

But they're RAISING AWARENESS, dontcha know.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (GEpFD)

220 Here's my heartbreaking story: I have 3 white conservative catholic straight sons. They're going to have it rough. *sob*

Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (nRWPy)

221 I cannot wait for one of these geniuses to tell us how "they're getting a vasectomy for the children."

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (qC1Sy)

222 I was thinking about a climate change movement where they would group lemming themselves, after signing over their cash, estates, and valuables for the cause. Then NVXM ruined the sex slave hottie part.

Posted by: Zombie Gen LeMay at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (4oVym)

223 Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

Trump talks about a lot of things with a lot of people. If you have a concern write to him at the WH or don't vote for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (+0VWg)

224 Twitter backed off blocking McConnell's account

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (BbGew)

225 This is a good step, but it doesn't go far enough. An adult male, even a neutered one, will still live to be around 75 years old. That is 75 years of not just toxic masculinity and male privilege but 75 years of resource consumption, pollution, and contribution to climate change.

No, suicide is the better option.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (mMB9z)

226 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.


********

*rushes to Patent Office*

"The Sperm Spigot"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (m45I2)

227 Scroto-Rooter - Vasectomy Clinic

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (rjGUv)

228 Joe Biden: Fighting white male supermercy whenever he expines upon it.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (RuIsu)

229 Sorry, old LeMay sock.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (4oVym)

230 Some womyn on Twitter yesterday said we need fewer people.

I always reply, "You go first. That'll be a good start."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

231 Trump talks about a lot of things with a lot of people. If you have a concern write to him at the WH or don't vote for him.

***

Did someone say... concern?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (GEpFD)

232
It's amazing, I don't think there's ever been a group in human history that willingly went to its own extinction.

Shakers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (aKsyK)

233 Fantastic. Now do EBT recipients and this Earth stands a chance

Posted by: X at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (fpUGl)

234 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.

I'd go with the antique brass finish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (xfb67)




Steam Punk.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
test at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (E5dnG)

235 220 Here's my heartbreaking story: I have 3 white conservative catholic straight sons. They're going to have it rough. *sob*
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (nRWPy)

I feel the same thing for my daughter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

236 A thread on "The Worst Thing You Ever Laughed At" would be fun.

I think mine would be Jim Norton's "Birds are oil thieves" bit. G-d help me I laugh like a damn lunatic at that and I am going to hell for it.

https://tinyurl.com/yxdn6wzt


Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (O8WFE)

237 137 hatefucking isn't half bad.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)


I'll take what are exs, for, for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

238 >>>Somewhere, in a parallel universe, is an awful, awful place.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/)

I think it's called "Shep Smith."

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (q177U)

239
You know, it's like half of America suddenly became Bizarros from the Superman comics.

Now, if only they could all develop white craggy faces, so when they start doing or saying their stupid shit,

you'd just look a say-

"Meh. Bizzarro. Who cares?'

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (SHtRW)

240 223 Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

Trump talks about a lot of things with a lot of people. If you have a concern write to him at the WH or don't vote for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:44 PM (+0VWg)


I don't believe Congress is in session until after Labor Day, and then legislation would still have to be drafted. I'm predicting nothing will be done on this subject that will amount to fart in a windstorm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

241 You know what's sad? These people voted for Emperor Barack I, in part because he promised he'd stop the seas from rising.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

242 Is there a GoSpayMe website where I can contribute?

Posted by: X at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (fpUGl)

243 211 Trump is still talking gun control and has contacted Mitch McConnell, Pelosi, and Schumer.

If he goes ahead with this 2020 could be a toss up.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

He made a lot of noise about it too back during the shooting Hogg used to get famous. I don't think much of anything will come of it. Firearms is one of the few fronts the Right is actually slowly winning.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (yOykd)

244 I still maintain that someone should calculate the "greenhouse gas cost" per Third World in terms of how their "carbon footprint" will change from the sh*thole whence they came as compared to their life in the US, where they will presumably consume more electricity, gas etc etc and generally fund all kinds of enviro-mischief.

I guess we have to restrict immigration to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (koNhm)

245 So where does the sperm go?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:35 PM (xfb67)

It goes to the happy sperm farm in the country, to gambol in the meadows with all the other sperms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (abNpZ)

246 "Three generations of imbeciles are enough," said Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. in Buck v. Bell, and he had a point. (Not so much about the state-compelled forced sterilizations of "mental defectives," but, I mean, if you can manage it non-coercively...)

Posted by: Ace of Spades


Leftism has actually been a Human Self-Extinction Movement for at least 40 years already. Starting way back around 1970 with the rise of "Ecotopia" and Earth Day and the ecology movement and The Population Bomb and so forth the message has consistently been: We humans are an unwanted infestation on Planet Earth.

I sincerely believe that the left's adamant support for legalized abortion is just a continuation of this by another name: the real goal is to reduce/eliminate as many humans as possible, but it is disguised under the ludicrous euphemism "Women's Rights."

For more info, see http://zombietime.com/john_holdren_and_harrison_brown/ . A little-seen zombietime report, but totally mind-blowing in the extreme.

Obama's science czar consistently named this guy Harrison Brown as his mentor and hero - -and he's a random quote from one of Harrison Brown's books:

"The feeble-minded, the morons, the dull and backward, and the lower-than-average persons in our society are outbreeding the superior ones at the present time. ... Is there anything that can be done to prevent the long-range degeneration of human stock? Unfortunately, at the present time there is little, other than to prevent breeding in persons who present glaring deficiencies clearly dangerous to society and which are known to be of a hereditary nature. Thus we could sterilize or in other ways discourage the mating of the feeble-minded. We could go further and systematically attempt to prune from society, by prohibiting them from breeding, persons suffering from serious inheritable forms of physical defects, such as congenital deafness, dumbness, blindness, or absence of limbs. ... A broad eugenics program would have to be formulated which would aid in the establishment of policies that would encourage able and healthy persons to have several offspring and discourage the unfit from breeding at excessive rates."
-- Harrison Brown, in The Challenge of Man's Future"

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (oFcdC)

247 You know, it's like half of America suddenly became Bizarros from the Superman comics.

***

"Trump am bad! Me vote for Joe Biden because me am in favor of youth and diversity!"

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (GEpFD)

248 They're sharing "heartbreaking stories of having kids in the age of climate crisis? Not heartbreaking stories of parents who actually have heartbreaking stories? You know, your kid has cancer or got hit by a car or is relentlessly bullied or suicidal. No, these shallow idiots think that the ginned up outrage about climate change is heartbreaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Or, your kid, who now has polio, thanks to little Ackbar, because you refused to get them vaccinated.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (UE8f6)

249 If he goes ahead with this 2020 could be a toss up.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

Goes ahead with what? Of course you have seen a bill right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (85Gof)

250 News item: Warmies choose vasectomy to save Gaia.

Related: Navy recruiters report not meeting quotas due to lack of available seamen.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (m45I2)

251 I laughed a lot watching Eddie Murphy's "Raw."
"Half the money!"

Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (I5SAg)

252 The nut in El Paso was on that "we need fewer people" train. He said it was to save the environment. Honestly it sounds like he wasn't picking on Hispanics. They were just the most visible example of people screwing up his plan to rid the world of population.

Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (8ts9m)

253 I'm 90% sure that these dudes are really getting vasectomies because they just don't like the feel of condoms.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (KUaJL)

254 226 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.


********

*rushes to Patent Office*

"The Sperm Spigot"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (m45I2)


Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

255 Someone tweet David Hogg that vasectomies are a thing now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

256 Is there a GoSpayMe website where I can contribute?

***

YASSSSS KWEEN SPAY!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (GEpFD)

257
Pro Tip : Hit the Tag Ends with your Lighter or some Super Glue.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:24 PM (QLMP0)


Correct! Man-made fibers are best prevented from unraveling by fusing.

The added pain is just a second punch in the nuts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (dPMBY)

258 You know, it's like half of America suddenly became Bizarros from the Superman comics.



Now, if only they could all develop white craggy faces, so when they start doing or saying their stupid shit,



you'd just look a say-



"Meh. Bizzarro. Who cares?'





Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 02:46 PM (SHtRW)

==================================
I think it's just more than a third of the country. If one subtracts the MSM factor, more in line with about 15%

Posted by: mrp at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (Pqytn)

259
If these lefties are worried about their carbon footprint, suicide is a good option to end it immediately

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (kw5n8)

260 - -and he's a random quote
=
-- and here's a random quote

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (oFcdC)

261 >>Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.

>I'd go with the antique brass finish.



No Liftcheck Semen Valves


Posted by: Rollercoaster Signage at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (QLMP0)

262 Trump should announce fuck you and your gun control in the still-immediate aftermath of these shootings. That'll really set us up for 2020. I swear some people don't think beyond the end of their nose.


Trump has taken all this fire, all these threats, and other than these stupid-ass spending bills which every president has little choice but to sign, he has not screwed us yet. We've been repeatedly sold our for far less by far lesser.


FFS, worry when it's not Trump with the pen. Unless you're mobying in which case carry on.



Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM (j2rrq)

263 It goes to the happy sperm farm in the country, to gambol in the meadows with all the other sperms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Swimming all day. Racing around tonsils at night.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM (UE8f6)

264 224 Twitter backed off blocking McConnell's account

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (BbGew)


Let's see, you got the Executive branch hinting that they may do something about your censoring the GOP and conservatives and then just before meeting with the president one of you goes off and censors the Senate majority leader.

It takes a special definition of genius to be that bone-headed, in fact it is almost Bidenesque.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM (hLRSq)

265 Did someone say... concern?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (GEpFD)

Well there are thousands of concern trolls on Breitbart and Gateway Pundit right now commenting on those extreme leftist websites. Maybe you should head over and tell them that you see right through them?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM (aRAMD)

266 So where does the sperm go?


********

Sperm purgatory

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM (m45I2)

267 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020? He sounds genuinely nuts.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)

268 But will he still want to rape his feminist friends?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (xfb67)

269 Well there are thousands of concern trolls on Breitbart and Gateway Pundit right now commenting on those extreme leftist websites. Maybe you should head over and tell them that you see right through them?

***

Couldn't if I wanted to. Disqus banned me ages ago.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (GEpFD)

270 49
Should we force all of the immigrants, themselves fleeing climate
change, get sterilized as a condition of citizenship so as to not
further contribute to the climate disaster?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2019 02:26 PM (dNzKv)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: 7-up guy at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)

271 Heard from someone in the business that they get lots of lawsuits of pregnancy after the operation but turns out the operation never took place but the guy never owned up he chickened out and didn't get it.
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (BbGew)

I have a nephew that came along about 5 yrs after BiL had the surgery. BiL checked with doc and sure nuff, tubes had reconnected. He got to do the snip-snip procedure twice.

Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (Pqf02)

272 It's a nice gesture, but still just a half-assed measure.

Posted by: Thanos at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (HkXkg)

273 If the SJWs do not want to be around for future generations, there are plenty of Muslim families more than happy to take their place.

"The future belongs to those who show up for it."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (N2K8u)

274
Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down
our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020? He
sounds genuinely nuts.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)


I'm pretty sure his body is an STD farm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

275 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020? He sounds genuinely nuts.

***

I guess heroin is a hell of a drug too.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (GEpFD)

276 https://cnn.it/2M8RAH5
********
White House proposal would have FCC and FTC police alleged social media censorship - CNN
*******
Just love "ALLEGED"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

277 If Ace is hoping that this will save conservatism from its terrible future demographics he is like a drowning man clutching at straws

Posted by: Kurt at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (l5YAk)

278 This illustrates the vas deferens between the Left and the Right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (xPJvm)

279 Trump is still talking gun control and has contacted Mitch McConnell, Pelosi, and Schumer.

If he goes ahead with this 2020 could be a toss up.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 09, 2019 02:43 PM (aRAMD)

Trump supporters who would decide to stay home because of a possible very unpopular mistake by Trump are adult children. Maybe at another time I would be neutral but this is our Normandy.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (rjGUv)

280 Twitter backed off blocking McConnell's account

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (BbGew)

Fine great dandy but why the fuck and who was responsible for blocking it in the first place?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (85Gof)

281 Is there a GoSpayMe website where I can contribute?



********

Ace of Spayeds HQ

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (m45I2)

282 I just can't imagine allowing myself to get THAT worked up about everything the media says to get worked up about.

Why do people do that to themselves?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (UnA8+)

283 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.



I'd go with the antique brass finish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Ball valve?

Posted by: Hank Kissinger at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (88+cf)

284 252 The nut in El Paso was on that "we need fewer people" train. He said it was to save the environment. Honestly it sounds like he wasn't picking on Hispanics. They were just the most visible example of people screwing up his plan to rid the world of population.
Posted by: Marcus at at August 09, 2019 02:48 PM (8ts9m)


This is the most rational conclusion after fairly reading the manifesto, which screams Malthusian, AGW, eco-terrorist lefty. Thus, the full court press to blame Trump and supporters for imaginary hateful rhetoric.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

285 Speaking of a vasectomy fail....

Everyone say "hi" to Kurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

286 Why would a drowning man clutch at straws, Kurt?

You really need to put more thought into these.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (xfb67)

287 >>Not heartbreaking stories of parents who actually have heartbreaking stories? You know, your kid has cancer or got hit by a car or is relentlessly bullied or suicidal. No, these shallow idiots think that the ginned up outrage about climate change is heartbreaking.


Excellent point, Fen.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

288 234 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.

I'd go with the antique brass finish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:42 PM (xfb67)



Steam Punk.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
test at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (E5dnG)

Steampunk junk

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

289 Heard from someone in the business that they get lots of lawsuits of pregnancy after the operation but turns out the operation never took place but the guy never owned up he chickened out and didn't get it.
Posted by: Skip


Never had kids. Got snipped anyway. No big deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (UE8f6)

290 I don't have to read the Red Flag Bill to know it will be a tool for Leftists to take firearms away maybe valid reason but it will be less and less the longer it goes and Leftists learn how to get around it.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (BbGew)

291 This illustrates the vas deferens between the Left and the Right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (xPJvm)

OK, we have a winner.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (xPl2J)

292 No, these shallow idiots think that the ginned up outrage about climate change is heartbreaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:41 PM (+0VWg)

THIS^

Yeah, once you've had some life experience you get a taste of real tragedy. This kids are sheltered.

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (q177U)

293 Sperm purgatory
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:49 PM

----------

Spergatory.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (qC1Sy)

294 Hi Kurt !!!

Posted by: Thanos at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (HkXkg)

295 >>Ball valve?


Butterfly.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (QLMP0)

296 Doesn't Obama's science czar Cass Sunstein have a couple of kids?. He didn't get the old snip-snip for the good of humanity. No, he's one of the elites. He just wants to destroy the" lesser" people including those with a higher melanin level than he has by putting contraceptives in the water supply.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (+0VWg)

297
Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:47 PM (oFcdC)

======

"Just take the medicine."
--Obama, on the expense of old people's medical problems

That was the line that convinced me it was a death cult.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)

298 Ace of Spayeds HQ
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (m45I2)

You are bound and determined to set a weekly thread winner record, aren't you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)

299 Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (GEpFD)
****** well I guess he has free time between beating his wives & his Son wanting ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with & Not Having Motley Crue to take up most of his time & He & Nikki Sixx would Mainline alcohol back in the day

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (BqBId)

300
Say. You farm kids know what a castration bander is. Its a pliers like tool that stretches a thick rubber band open and you slip over a calfs scrotum. Lack of blood flow causes the testes to fall off. Lot safer than than using a blade.

Anyway...... Im thinking..... these idiots fall for the "Tide pod Challenge", the "Snort a Condom Challenge" and the "Snort Some Cinnamon CHallenge"

What if we promote a "Rubberband you Balls" Challnge.....

**taps chin**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

301 Quick Point of Privilege:

Reducing the number of recognized genders back to two (2) would help with climate change.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (oAY8z)

302 If I'm ever drowning, I'm clutching at anything that floats. Definitely not straws.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (HkXkg)

303 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020? He sounds genuinely nuts.

His teen son physically kicked his ass. He ain't killing anyone.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (rjGUv)

304 Reducing the number of recognized genders back to two (2) would help with climate change.

***

Couldn't hurt!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (GEpFD)

305 Very late and slow...replying from two threads down.

So running the wife of a former president whose entire Cabinet will be giving testimony in the largest political scandal in history is a good idea? Sound thinking. Best men.
Posted by: Puddin Head


/tin foil hat ON

One heartbeat away from providing pardons to every criminal POS the DOJ eventually gets around to prosecuting and incarserating.

\tin foil hat OFF

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we todd did at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (VcFUs)

306 >>What if we promote a "Rubberband you Balls" Challnge.....

**taps chin**




"Oh, please, we already have this covered."
-- Transgender movement

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

307 227
Scroto-Rooter - Vasectomy Clinic

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (rjGUv)


How Bout Deeez Nutz!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (ymnmz)

308 Can you do other shit with your junk other than just On/Off?

Can you get a single shot receiver installed?

'I'm not going for shot density, Doc. I want accuracy."

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (QLMP0)

309 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020?

***

And anyway, as the Spartans said, "If."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 09, 2019 02:55 PM (GEpFD)

310 >>>Anyone seen Tommy Lee's

no. wouldn't want to.

p.s. he stole that rant from d.u.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 09, 2019 02:55 PM (thZ3G)

311 296 Doesn't Obama's science czar Cass Sunstein have a couple of kids?. He didn't get the old snip-snip for the good of humanity. No, he's one of the elites. He just wants to destroy the" lesser" people including those with a higher melanin level than he has by putting contraceptives in the water supply.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Doesn't Obama's science czar was named John Holdren. Cass Sunstein was a different asshole.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:55 PM (oFcdC)

312 Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (rjGUv)
*******
as Opposed to Emotionally kicked his ass?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 02:55 PM (BqBId)

313 Doesn't = Doesn't

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (oFcdC)

314
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (+0VWg)

======

These strictures are always for Other People. The ones whose money you take, the ones who need to be forced to hire women at a certain wage (Hillary's DoS exempted, Kamala's campaign exempted, etc), the ones who need to ride bikes instead of driving cars (while the Sunsteins take private jets to the Bahamas to discuss what additional strictures you and I should live with).

It's always those filthy, stupid, selfish Other People over there, on the other side of the safety perimeter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (M9ntN)

315 Steam Punk.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
test at August 09, 2019 02:45 PM (E5dnG)

Steampunk junk
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

Steam junk?

Posted by: Gwenyth Paltrow at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (AURKQ)

316 Ouch.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (RuIsu)

317 Urethra Rifling

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (QLMP0)

318 Fine great dandy but why the fuck and who was responsible for blocking it in the first place?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 02:51 PM (85Gof)


Probably the guy cleaning out his cube while supervisor screams out about only an inbred red-neck cousin humper would censor the Senate Majority Leader when the president is talking about putting us all under federal regulation.

But I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

319 302 If I'm ever drowning, I'm clutching at anything that floats. Definitely not straws.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (HkXkg)

Backfloat or tread water.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (yOykd)

320 Anyway...... Im thinking..... these idiots fall for
the "Tide pod Challenge", the "Snort a Condom Challenge" and the "Snort
Some Cinnamon CHallenge"



What if we promote a "Rubberband you Balls" Challnge.....



**taps chin**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

Just the punchline!
How bout them Apples

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

321 210 These people may live to very old age where they will be able to look back and see that the promised climate Apocalypse never materialized. I wonder how may will be angry that they were lied to and believed the lies so much that they self destructed their own lives.
-------------------
The research says they continue to believe. Tons of research on apocalyptic cults who fail to predict the end correctly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)

322 303 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if Trump loses in 2020? He sounds genuinely nuts.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 02:54 PM (rjGUv)

Just read the whole rant. Holy shit that dude is unhinged.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

323 Hmm.

Thought there would be more commentary about ms. Johnson... the tweeter ace posted.

Blonde, identified as she...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 02:57 PM (6qErC)

324 Can you do other shit with your junk other than just On/Off?


*******

Convert the vas to a friggin' obstacle course.

American Ninja Sperm Warrior for the win.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 02:57 PM (m45I2)

325 321 210 These people may live to very old age where they will be able to look back and see that the promised climate Apocalypse never materialized. I wonder how may will be angry that they were lied to and believed the lies so much that they self destructed their own lives.
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The research says they continue to believe. Tons of research on apocalyptic cults who fail to predict the end correctly.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)

They didn't come to believe this position through logic and facts, they won't come to disbelieve it when presented with those either.

Climate Change will never not be an existential threat.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

326 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not. Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good thing.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (0tmoY)

327 Bongino is explaining his movie script theory of the Russia hoax on his show today.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (bQngX)

328 I wonder how may will be angry that they were lied to and believed the lies so much that they self destructed their own lives.

-----

Zero.

How many are angry about the Coming Ice Age, the Spotted Owl and the Hole in the Ozone.?????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

329 First it was fear of nuclear war, then pollution, then the economy, now it's 'the environment'.

There's always a reason to be selfish and not have kids. Call it 'fear', if it makes you feel better.

I'd say birth control was the death knell of the west...actually, no, I'll stick with that.

But I'm glad these fuckers aren't breeding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

330 Just read the whole rant. Holy shit that dude is unhinged.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

He seemed so normal and sane.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (j2rrq)

331
LOL. They're not worried about climate change. They just don't want kids, and because everything on the Left Pole HAS to be political they are using that personal decision as an emotional cudgel in the political realm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (N2LEs)

332 Tommy Lee has so many strains of squat rot that he's lucky to be alive.

It's affected his brain. Exactly zero people were looking for political commentary from Tommy Lee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (xfb67)

333 In related science news, the soy-based diet of most leftist "men" contains a sufficient amount of estrogen-analogue hormones that their sperm count is drastically lower (seriously -- look it up). So they're already self-neutering through their diet anyway.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (oFcdC)

334 >>Thought there would be more commentary about ms. Johnson... the tweeter ace posted.


"Some days I love DC. Other days there's a homeless man pressing his genitals up against the front window of Safeway while I await an Uber."


Sounds like she has some fans.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (QLMP0)

335 I saw the Dicktubes open for 10cc at the Troubadour in '79.

Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (hAJ5r)

336 323 Hmm.

Thought there would be more commentary about ms. Johnson... the tweeter ace posted.

Blonde, identified as she...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 02:57 PM (6qErC)

Waiting for the nudes before I decide.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

337 Mitch has disappointed me somewhat less than I expected.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (hUQVp)

338 326 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not. Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good thing.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (0tmoY)

Did you laugh at her? If not you should at least tell her that you told your online friends and laughed together about how gullible she is.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (yOykd)

339 Today's Joey ChooChoo insanity moment is brought to you by whoever Google can't shut up fast enough.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf5grsu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofveve deplorable at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (NVYyb)

340 Can you get a single shot receiver installed?

'I'm not going for shot density, Doc. I want accuracy."
---------------------
Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)

341 I saw the Pam Anderson Tommy Lee tape. He is the perfect evidence that it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. I was embarrassed for him for his lack of skill.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 03:00 PM (rjGUv)

342 I'm not going to read the story to see what exactly the "heartbreaking stories about having kids in an era climate change" might be, but really, what could these heartbreaking stories be? "My little son had to live through one of the mildest winters in the last 20 years. It was just devastating not having to wear a coat in December!"

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 09, 2019 03:00 PM (hdzef)

343 332 Tommy Lee has so many strains of squat rot that he's lucky to be alive.

It's affected his brain. Exactly zero people were looking for political commentary from Tommy Lee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (xfb67)


I had no idea he was still alive.
And I could have continued in my ignorance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

344 I saw the Tonya Harding sex tape.

Man, what that girl lacked in looks she more than made up for in enthusiasm.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (O8WFE)

345 My girl and I don't want kids. There's no panic or fear or nonsense. She doesn't want kids. I don't want kids. That's it. There's no "why", there's no nonsensical look-at-me-ism, it's just how it is.

Leave it to a mentally ill leftist imbecile to physically mutilate themselves in the name of their terrified, ridiculous worldview.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (AURKQ)

346 >>Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.


You want to work sloppy? That's up to you.


I'm all about getting in and out without losing any soldiers.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (QLMP0)

347 Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)

That's very quotable. Come up with it yourself?

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (yOykd)

348 He is the perfect evidence that it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.


Damn straight !!!

Posted by: Guys With Small Boats at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (HkXkg)

349 325
321 210 These people may live to very old age where they will be able to
look back and see that the promised climate Apocalypse never
materialized. I wonder how may will be angry that they were lied to and
believed the lies so much that they self destructed their own lives.

-------------------

The research says they continue to believe. Tons of research on apocalyptic cults who fail to predict the end correctly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)



Good, people who can't deal with adversity shouldn't be having kids in the first place.

I plan on sitting in the home and showing them lots of pictures of the horde I left behind me.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (37IEG)

350 >>Doesn't Obama's science czar Cass Sunstein have a couple of kids?


Sunstein is the "Nudge" guy, and more recently, the 25th Amendment guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

351 Why would a drowning man clutch at straws, Kurt?

You really need to put more thought into these.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:52 PM (xfb67)

The straws are all securely lodged in the nostril of sea turtles, don't you know? Grab hold of one, and the turtle will obligingly tow you to shore. They are givers, that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (abNpZ)

352 344 I saw the Tonya Harding sex tape.

Man, what that girl lacked in looks she more than made up for in enthusiasm.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (O8WFE)

Yeah. An athlete and it showed.

Eh. In the dark, we're all Brad Pitt and Margaret Qualley

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

353 Tommy Lees body is still breathing, but his brain checked out several years back.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (hUQVp)

354 Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.


***********

Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (m45I2)

355 Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)

Admit it. You work for Hallmark cards.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (eIBIB)

356 348
He is the perfect evidence that it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.





Damn straight !!!

Posted by: Guys With Small Boats at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (HkXkg)


GILLIGAN!!! Have you seen my dingy!

Posted by: Skipper at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

357 337 Mitch has disappointed me somewhat less than I expected.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (hUQVp)

That should be his campaign slogan.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (yOykd)

358 343 332 Tommy Lee has so many strains of squat rot that he's lucky to be alive.

It's affected his brain. Exactly zero people were looking for political commentary from Tommy Lee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 02:58 PM (xfb67)

I had no idea he was still alive.
And I could have continued in my ignorance.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 09, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

But I really, really need to know Mort Kondrake's opinion on mic-ing bass drums and huffing fat rails of schneef off a whore's perineum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (AURKQ)

359 as Opposed to Emotionally kicked his ass?
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 02:55 PM (BqBId)

As to rhetorically kicking his ass since we were talking about an op ed rant.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (rjGUv)

360 234 Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.

>>
Think that actually was an option at one point.

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (vNyGK)

361 326 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not. Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good thing.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft


Seriously, you need to intervene NOW.

Tell her straight up that the whole climate change thing is a ridiculous lie. Do so lovingly, but firmly.

If she contradicts you, keep fighting.

Most people only believe in "climate change" because they think it gains them social status to do so. When they find out it DOESN'T necessarily bring them social status, they start to back down. Possibly under the surface, where you won;'t notice it immediately.

Their belief is NOT in any ways based on science, because they know jack-doodle about the science. If they realize that their belief earns them mockery and disdain they do start to back down.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (oFcdC)

362 Just take the medicine."
--Obama, on the expense of old people's medical problems


That was the line that convinced me it was a death cult.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)---------

Take a pain pill and die. He was talking about his own (white) grandmother, who helped raise him. WHILE he was trying to get elected.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (j2rrq)

363 In theory, could we tie enough straws together to make something that floats ?

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (HkXkg)

364 Retards can be just as smart as white kids.

Posted by: Joke Bidet at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (BRpqW)

365 Sooo, one day I found myself in a 2 year program with 95 students being one of 5 males in the group.

I got a vasectomy. Was this wrong?

Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (WX+x0)

366 It might be an effective way get out the vote. Climate change WILL destroy the planet and it will happen in early November 2020 UNLESS you vote for Democrats. Then the day after you vote for Democrats the climate change apocalypse will be held off until the Mid terms. Lather, Rinse Repeat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (+0VWg)

367 363 In theory, could we tie enough straws together to make something that floats ?
Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (HkXkg)

What the hell do you think Hawaii is?!?!

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D-Imwit) at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (AURKQ)

368 >> In theory, could we tie enough straws together to make something that floats


JackStraw is high enough to float most anything.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:06 PM (QLMP0)

369 n theory, could we tie enough straws together to make something that floats ?

********

Kon Tiki Bar

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:07 PM (m45I2)

370 like Trigglypuffs worried about rape or vaginahat cougars on a sex strike, I'll take Things That Were Never Going To Happen Anyway for $1000, Alex

Posted by: x at August 09, 2019 03:07 PM (nFwvY)

371 361
326 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to
die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not.
Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have
brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to
climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college
if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided
that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good
thing.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft



Seriously, you need to intervene NOW.



Tell her straight up that the whole climate change thing is a ridiculous lie. Do so lovingly, but firmly.



If she contradicts you, keep fighting.



Most people only believe in "climate change" because they think it
gains them social status to do so. When they find out it DOESN'T
necessarily bring them social status, they start to back down. Possibly
under the surface, where you won;'t notice it immediately.



Their belief is NOT in any ways based on science, because they know
jack-doodle about the science. If they realize that their belief earns
them mockery and disdain they do start to back down.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (oFcdC)


Same with my kid. Breaks my heart, when she was in near tears when I told her the worked was not ending cause of global warming.
I have to point out to her that you should always look with great suspicion at those who sell you this garbage always waning you to live shivering in the dark, and give them all your stuff and money from carbon taxesso they can fly to conferences in the south of France.

Part of the grift.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (ymnmz)

372 >>Maybe instead of a full blown vasectomy, they just install a little valve that you could open or shut.


Probably want to get a recycle loop built into that setup.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (QLMP0)

373 Levin on beginning of yesterday show was reading gun statistics, background checks don't effect shootings, yet alone mass shootings.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (BbGew)

374 The Urban Dictionary says "grasping at straws" is giving multiple handjobs to small dicked men.

That's probably what Kurt was thinking of.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (xfb67)

375 Sunstein is the "Nudge" guy, and more recently, the 25th Amendment guy.

My son wants me to read about nudge theory.

Cass Sunstein has three kids. He obviously didn't do his part to save the planet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (+0VWg)

376 Interesting that a lot of European leaders 0 Merkel, Macron, Theresa May - are childless. They have no investment in the future.

I would not trust the policy pronouncements of any idiot who voluntarily sterilized him or herself to save the planet because they don't have skin in the game.


*This is different from someone who has not had kids yet/has fertility issues. obviously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

377 Okay, now I need to go catch my breath.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (m45I2)

378 370 like Trigglypuffs worried about rape or vaginahat cougars on a sex strike, I'll take Things That Were Never Going To Happen Anyway for $1000, Alex
Posted by: x


I'm stealing "vaginahat cougars."

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (oFcdC)

379 "But they desperately want to indoctrinate children"

Darn tootin they do! They taught two generations of kids to hate America, one generation to celebrate perversion, and no generations were taught the three R's, not to mention history or civics.

Chicago public school teachers are out-and-proud communists.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (mk9aG)

380 365 Sooo, one day I found myself in a 2 year program with 95 students being one of 5 males in the group.

I got a vasectomy. Was this wrong?

Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (WX+x0)

Yes, contraception is a mortal sin. So is fornication.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (yOykd)

381 The nut in El Paso was on that "we need fewer people" train.

-
Yeah, people! They're the worst!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

382 Vasectomies for Incels!

Posted by: Gil Lette at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (4Eo4+)

383 345 My girl and I don't want kids. There's no panic or fear or nonsense. She doesn't want kids. I don't want kids. That's it. There's no "why", there's no nonsensical look-at-me-ism, it's just how it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 03:01 PM (AURKQ)

My son is 26 and feels the same way. I'm okay with it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (Ez6QX)

384 Okay, now I need to go catch my breath.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:08 PM (m45I2)

You urethra limit?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (rjGUv)

385 >>>My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change.



luxury! my generation all died of Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: x at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (nFwvY)

386 Why would a drowning man want to give multiple handjobs ?


I don't understand any of this.

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (HkXkg)

387 363
In theory, could we tie enough straws together to make something that floats ?

Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 09, 2019 03:03 PM (HkXkg)
No, however, you can bundle enough of them together to fill all the Landfills in California.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)

388 Old Slow Joe Has the Marble bag, But it has a hole in the bottom & all the Marbles have fallen out

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (BqBId)

389 354 Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.


***********

Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (m45I2)


Where do you guys want me to put these Mulberries?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (t6MX/)

390 Isn't 'Nudge' like 'Manufacturing Consent'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

391 Anybody who wants to get a vasectomy, I'm fine with that, no matter what their motive.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (mk9aG)

392 Why would a drowning man want to give multiple handjobs ?

-----

He's trying to make a tug boat???

**shrugs**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

393 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not. Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good thing.
Posted by: Nancy

Time to change majors, Shen needs something more rigorous so that she doesn't have time for th crap.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (xdkTY)

394 Why would Kurt be thinking of giving handjobs? I don't know.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (xfb67)

395 >>Why would a drowning man want to give multiple handjobs ?


Only room for one more on the raft?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (QLMP0)

396 Speaking of non-reproducing leftists, this article is a hoot.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/how-evangelical-purity-culture-helps-explain-trumpism

So much stupidity. Some choice quotes.

If girls grew into women who recognized, validated, and acted on their desires, what would happen?

And for men troubled by changing family structures and expanded female power, there was one more obvious benefit to marrying a virgin: You'd never be found to be sexually inadequate.

The fear that this rise will strip away unearned advantages from whites is just as well founded as the virginity-men's anxiety that sexual experience would make women more romantically discerning.

We might even entirely reject the idea that marriage and childbearing should be our primary purpose and greatest aspiration.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (wCmLp)

397 Anybody who wants to get a vasectomy, I'm fine with that, no matter what their motive.




Chazz Bono?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (oVJmc)

398 346 >>Impregnation is like an amphibious assualt. Its wet, salty and numbers count more than accuracy. It pays to be a good swimmer as well.


You want to work sloppy? That's up to you.


I'm all about getting in and out without losing any soldiers.
-----------------------------
When has the Army ever done that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 03:10 PM (2LelM)

399 I've started telling these folks, the ones that think that women don't want kids, that all species seek to reproduce. Do they honestly believe that the humans no longer want to reproduce? I never get an answer back.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (JKNZq)

400
luxury! my generation all died of Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: x at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah, I hated that. I'm just glad that got me before the Age of Mad Max.. That looked like it was going to be a low budget crazy freaking place.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

401 legalinsurrection.com/nadler confirms house judiciary committee launched formal impeachment proceedings against Trump
Nadler the Hutt says Nancy has been very cooperative

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (BbGew)

402 "She doesn't want kids. I don't want kids. That's it." That's fine, and don't let anybody make you feel guilty about it.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (mk9aG)

403 Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (m45I2)


Make sure you've got a bunch of paratroopers wreaking havoc in her rear areas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (wCmLp)

404 >>Their belief is NOT in any ways based on science, because they know
jack-doodle about the science. If they realize that their belief earns
them mockery and disdain they do start to back down.


Instead of fighting over climate change is real/not real, there's also the Bjorn Lomberg approach. His take is: OK, climate change is a threat, one of money - let's make a list and decide which of these threats is a bigger immediate concern and decide how much we spend on each.

It's a nice approach at taking the hysteria out of it, making it just another possible future disaster.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

405 380 365 Sooo, one day I found myself in a 2 year program with 95 students being one of 5 males in the group.

I got a vasectomy. Was this wrong?

Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (WX+x0)

Yes, contraception is a mortal sin. So is fornication.
Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (yOykd)

I thought fornication was a venal sin?
Or does it depend on what hole I use?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

406 385
>>>My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least
get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change.







luxury! my generation all died of Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: x at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (nFwvY)


OOOOOO I could have only wished for the warmth of a thermonuclear barrage...I died in the new ice age in the 70's . It was cold I tell ya!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (ymnmz)

407 she was in near tears when I told her the [world] was not ending cause of global warming.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Was she in tears because

-- she was so upset that her parent was an ignorant right-wing "Denier"?

or

-- it finally dawned on her that she had been duped and the realization made her angry and sad?

Big difference.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (oFcdC)

408 ... tug boat???
Posted by: fixerupper




******

Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (m45I2)

409 Lol! There's no such thing as "formal impeachment proceedings"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (xfb67)

410 Attention All Liberal Guys:

Whatever you are quoted for a vasectomy I'll do it for 20% less; 30% if you pay cash up front. I have knives, scissors, surgical thread, alcohol swabs duct tape and aspirin. I am very discreet and very quick.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (QMwOT)

411 Good news. Between this and their love for abortion, maybe leftism will die off.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 09, 2019 03:12 PM (oR37s)

412 >>she was in near tears when I told her the [world] was not ending cause of global warming.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


What did she do when you told her about your feelings for a young Mel Gibson?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:13 PM (QLMP0)

413 I think neutering is more appropriate for these sad lads.

Posted by: Downcast at August 09, 2019 03:13 PM (x6fim)

414 She doesn't want kids. I don't want kids. That's it." That's fine, and don't let anybody make you feel guilty about it.
Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (mk9aG)

Don't worry we'll take up your slack - The Duggars

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 03:13 PM (rjGUv)

415 Dirt was entertaining, should dissuade you of any respect for his opinions.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (xdkTY)

416
I thought fornication was a venal sin?
Or does it depend on what hole I use?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK

Nope, like freemasonry, a mortal sin. Get ye to confession! I thi k in marriage we're supposed to finish in vagina or something.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (yOykd)

417 If you really cared about the planet, you'd cut your balls off. Vasectomies are reversible.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (xfb67)

418 365 Sooo, one day I found myself in a 2 year program with 95 students being one of 5 males in the group.

I got a vasectomy. Was this wrong?
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 03:05 PM (WX+x0)

Nursing?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (t6MX/)

419 Dirt was entertaining, should dissuade you of any respect for his opinions.
Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (xdkTY)

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Scary part is Tommy Lee was the sane one in MC.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

420 350 Sunstein is the "Nudge" guy, and more recently, the 25th Amendment guy.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

Also : the "Pets have a right to sue their owner" guy.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

421 >>Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.


Everyone has a plan until you hit them in the face.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (QLMP0)

422 Choosing not to have kids, getting a vascectomy are not awful.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

423 I had to get my vasectomy because my ejaculations were far too voluminous, viscous and hot. They were having to call out hazmat crews, and it got to be too much of a hassle.

I was given Versed during the procedure, and I recommend that drug very highly, for a wide range of afflictions, and to chase away the blahs. Ask the doc for a doggie bag.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (mk9aG)

424 416
I thought fornication was a venal sin?
Or does it depend on what hole I use?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK

Nope, like freemasonry, a mortal sin. Get ye to confession! I thi k in marriage we're supposed to finish in vagina or something.
Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 03:14 PM (yOykd)

I'll let my wife know.

LOL...freemasonry. That's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

425 No idea but guess there are some paperwork involved to get a impeachment going, maybe that's it or getting investigators looking into charges.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (BbGew)

426 More:

What's scary is that Leftism lately is about mutilating your body for the cause. It is the party of death and bodily destruction.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

427
Leftwingers Getting Their Dicktubes Snipped Because of Climate Worries

Meanwhile at my traditional Catholic parish I see families with five, six, eight children. That's hope for the future in practice. They'll be dead. We will live on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (Wx/+I)

428 Choosing not to have kids, getting a vascectomy are not awful.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

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Really??

Ever had a cold handed doc poke holes in your scrotum???


Awful.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

429 Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.


Everyone has a plan until you hit them in the face.
Posted by: garrett


*snort

Posted by: The Guy Who Is Always Snorting at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (UE8f6)

430 Nood

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

431 In the unlikely event of a water landing please pray for a death by drowning.

In the best case hypothermia will put you in a pleasant dream state and you'll be entirely unaware of your passing.

Do try not to be eaten by sharks, as you'll have a desperate mortal terror being aware that you are bleeding out and yet still feeling the horrific pain of the bite(s) and wondering when to simply give up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

432 >>Also : the "Pets have a right to sue their owner" guy.



Wasn't that Peter Singer?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

433 luxury! my generation all died of Thermonuclear War.
Posted by: x at August 09, 2019 03:09 PM (nFwvY)

Those damned Russians have always been at war with USA.

Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2019 03:17 PM (Pqf02)

434 Really??

Ever had a cold handed doc poke holes in your scrotum???


Awful.
Posted by: fixerupper


Ever have a doc with fingers the size of summer sausages give you a prostate exam?
Brrrrrrr.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 03:17 PM (UE8f6)

435 Willowed again

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 03:17 PM (mk9aG)

436 403 Plus it helps if Mission Command picks the right insertion point.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 03:02 PM (m45I2)

Make sure you've got a bunch of paratroopers wreaking havoc in her rear areas.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 09, 2019 03:11 PM (wCmLp)


Watch out for the AAA.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (t6MX/)

437 was it Hungary that is doing the direct payments to parents having kids? a very aggressive incentive. Not sure if it was for married families, mom stays home ... but that might make more sense than our old system where the moms were home alone with the kids, they actually got more if there was no dad, iirc.


Incentivize families, take the money out from ALL carbon reduction nonsense. And really, the money can come from thin air, like they do for everything else.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Cus5s)

438 423 I had to get my vasectomy because my ejaculations were far too voluminous, viscous and hot. They were having to call out hazmat crews, and it got to be too much of a hassle.

Posted by: gp


Actually, when one gets a vasectomy, it barely affects the volume of the ejaculate at all. The vasectomy only blocks the sperm component of the jizz, which only makes up like 5% volume-wise. The rest, from the prostate gland etc., remain unhindered. So even after a vasectomy you can still squirt pretty well. Most people don't even notice any difference.

Posted by: zombie at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (oFcdC)

439 How come so many celebs have beachfront homes? Youd think with the impending doom theyd sell and move high in the hills for safety.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (oR37s)

440 For the 19 year old that believes this crap, have her read Paul Erhlichs' book. I think it's the Population Bomb. Point out to her that there were dire predictions of overpopulation in the 70s. Ask her to square that with the dropping populations we see today. Sometimes, it helps for them to see how wrong they were in the past.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (JKNZq)

441 411 Tommy Lee did Tweet a after Trump was gone there would be a PP clinic on every street corner

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

442 361 326 My 19 year old college student informed me that I at least get to die of old age, she is going to die from climate change. I kid you not. Between the news media and the lefty idiots at her college, they have brainwashed these kids into thinking the world is going to end due to climate change. i almost asked her why she is bothering to go to college if she thinks the world is going to end so soon, but quickly decided that having a depressed deadbeat living in my basement is NOT a good thing.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft

Have her drop out and go to private Christian University or a trade school and tell the President of that university she is now in to kiss your ass and your tuition dollars goodbye.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 09, 2019 03:18 PM (QMwOT)

443 I play the hand I was dealt with joy.

Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 03:19 PM (WX+x0)

444 >>Really??

Ever had a cold handed doc poke holes in your scrotum???


OUCH> Yeah, my comment got cut off - was attempting to distinguish between regular reasons for vasectomy vs. this Leftism cult of body mutilation/ruining ones fertility (e.g. abortion, transgender, vasectomy to save the planet).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

445 I had a vasectomy. Somewhat uncomfortable procedure but not a huge deal. Cost $200 with insurance.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 09, 2019 03:19 PM (oR37s)

446 335 I saw the Dicktubes open for 10cc at the Troubadour in '79.
Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 02:59 PM (hAJ5r)
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When I was 9 and there was no internet my sister told me "Love Is Like Oxygen" was by 10cc. A few months back I found out that was not the case and for some reason it really bugged me.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 09, 2019 03:19 PM (Xvo1a)

447 I am going to recycle that. Sue me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 03:21 PM (fuK7c)

448 Authorization to a pay a staff lawyer to pretend he's doing something. It matters not.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2019 03:23 PM (xdkTY)

449 Anyone seen Tommy Lee's threat to kill all
conservatives and melt down our guns into a giant statue of Hillary if
Trump loses in 2020? He sounds genuinely nuts.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2019 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)

===
True story. We snuck into Tommy Lee and Heather's wedding reception at the Biltmore here in Motnecito. It was a blast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2019 03:24 PM (pw+jk)

450 The Left is in the grip of some kind of religious hysteria.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2019 03:26 PM (mSO8Y)

451 "Seems like a win-win situation to me -- except for one thing."

The solution? Forced snipping...done by kids. We can brainwash them first. Think about it.

Posted by: joefl65 at August 09, 2019 03:33 PM (b6XRA)

452 382
Vasectomies for Incels!

isn't that redundant ?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at August 09, 2019 03:38 PM (M1MpJ)

453 Well the new Princess and her ding ding Prince husband already decided they were only going to have two children because of the negative impacts of humans on the earth. How valorous and self sacrificing.

Juxtapose that with something Princess Kate said when she saw a cute baby recently...some British phrase equating to baby fever; she wants more kids.

I wonder what Kate and Will really think of their inlaws.

Posted by: squeakywheel at August 09, 2019 03:53 PM (TpZ98)

454 There is a vas deferens between not wanting to have children and getting snipped.

_____________________

Thank you for the Veal, Waitress here is a nice fat tip...

Posted by: fox at August 09, 2019 03:54 PM (hdFyL)

455 >>>Leftwingers Getting Their Dicktubes Snipped Because of Climate Worries

They've already removed what they are attached to. Why not cut the tubes too?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 09, 2019 05:00 PM (D/Y6T)

456 If you can't bother to meander uphill 1-3 feet in 80 years, I think it might not matter what would happen in the hypothetical case that you had the opportunity to reproduce.

Posted by: Carl Snook at August 09, 2019 05:12 PM (hWayB)

457 John Stossel had quite a good show on some years ago ( at least 20 ) about "what happened to all the hippies?"

Well, turns out, those modern women and men pretty much aborted themselves or didn't marry or have children.

Quelle shame.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 09, 2019 05:48 PM (xZjSg)

458 Eco-Wackos becoming even more rediculous all because of a fake crisis these people need to be helped out of the House of Eco-Wackos they need to stop watching Gore's and DiCaprio's fake films

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 10, 2019 11:59 AM (FLiOE)

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