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Obama Angry That Democrat Candidates Are Attacking His Presidency and Obamacare
This might drive this narcissist to do that which he previously refused to do: Endorse Joe Biden, one of the few Democrats who still considers Obama a successful and progressive president.
The others seem to think he's Tan, Bland, Sexually-Flexible* Donald Trump.The old, mentally foggy Joe Biden is, get this, confused by all this criticism of his Best Friend Forever Barack, and says that neither he nor Barack have anything to apologize for.
From health care to immigration to trade, key accomplishments of the Obama administration came under fire and faced a sometimes-unflattering re-examination by candidates eager to keep their campaigns alive by trying to prove their progressive credentials.
... Liberal candidates advocating for a government-run health care system have deemed Obama's signature law, the Affordable Care Act, as inadequate. Some of Biden's Democratic rivals attempted to hold him accountable or the high level of deportations during Obama's tenure. Even the massive trade pact his administration negotiated with Pacific Rim nations was criticized as lacking environmental and labor protections - by Biden himself. Trump, who watched the debates and is following the Democratic primary closely, gleefully took note. "The Democrats spent more time attacking Barack Obama than they did attacking me, practically," Trump told a rally crowd Thursday night in Cincinnati. ... "I must tell you, I was a little surprised how much the incoming was about Barack," Biden said Thursday as he emerged from the Detroit One Coney Island diner, a post-debate stop to mingle with Michigan voters. "This is three years later," Biden said. "The world has changed."
... [Obama] also has privately expressed exasperation at some policy proposals and promises that he believes are unrealistic. And he and people around him question the wisdom in assailing the record of a popular ex-president rather than the unpopular-by-comparison current one.
"I was a little surprised at how much incoming there was about Barack, about the president ... I'm proud of having served with him. I'm proud of the job he did. I don't think there's anything he has to apologize for and it surprised me, the degree of criticism," Biden said.* Or "Flexual." I'm campaigning to get an "F" included in the LBGT+ alphabet soup, in Obama's honor.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 03:59 PM (uON2g)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 03:59 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 03:59 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (uON2g)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (so+oy)
Oh, that means something else?
... never mind then...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (vNyGK)
Every time they attack Trump, he gets stronger
And all the money in the party right now is from the socialists
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (so+oy)
He's standing in the center of the circle
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (z2NNm)
They're going after President Cock-Curious, huh? Fun to see the little clowns all turn on The Light-Bringer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (ClOmq)
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Isn't that what the "B" is for?
Though, I must say, I like Flexual much better than Bi
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: The Mocha Messiah at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (F+dpa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: T Town Squach at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (kS4cA)
Trump moves at just the right speed. Can't just jail people or close down Congress. Until the people "spontaneously" rise up and attack.
Posted by: trev006 at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (hiZ2c)
Obama spitefully taking the site of one faction in order to purge the other for insufficient deference to him and his legacy seems likely.
For American, Democrats need to lose badly in 2020 so that this can happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Ct55T)
His unhappiness makes me happier than I already was !
Woohoo !
*semi-obligatory Nelson Muntz laugh*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, chump, son of chump at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (9unaq)
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)
That's weird. I thought Trump's numbers were better than Obama's at the same point in their first terms.
Unless they mean, "unpopular with media"...
Posted by: OCBill at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (JLH4l)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (z2NNm)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: OCBill at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (6b6MO)
ObamaCare was almost like scoring a goal for the other team.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
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Answer: Hillary.
Her team is trying to sabotage everyone in order to prevent anyone from getting a majority of delegates so that Hillary can win on a ballot after the first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (iikV8)
Though, I must say, I like Flexual much better than Bi
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (so+oy)
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Solid B-
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: Seantor Richard Burr at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (BE73W)
Posted by: Barry O' at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Someguy at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: T Town Squach at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (M+Lyo)
You actually think he cut back for some reason?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (BE73W)
Consistency has never bothered the Left.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (z2NNm)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (aS1PU)
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It's their inner Jacobins coming out.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)
Which is why they are publicly distancing.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (BE73W)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (ycWCI)
If the eventual nominee is going to be the new Lightworker, they must needs establish Obama as a false prophet.
It's really not surprising.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (aS1PU)
Unpopular with who?
Trump and Obama have pretty much the exact same approval ratings at the same point in their presidency.
Imagine what Trump's approval rating would be if he had Obama's press.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Seantor Richard Burr at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (WwHot)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO PUBLICLY DEFEND HIMSELF.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (ycWCI)
If the eventual nominee is going to be the new Lightworker, they must needs establish Obama as a false prophet.
It's really not surprising.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (Ct55T)
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"What will happen to me and my legacy after my presidency with crazies like this in my party?"
-No one currently running for president on the Democratic ticket, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)
And all the money in the party right now is from the socialists
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (k81AA)
I saw a local TV interview with a pro illegal immigrant protester who was wearing a spiffy new red Workers World Party shirt. There's money being dumped in from weird places to weird people. I think Trump may have genuinely broken them.
The guy in the WWP shirt was explaining how Trump was really working for the Russians. Yeah. WWP was a straight up KGB front back in the day, and I doubt they serve a new master today.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (z2NNm)
There is a biblical verse that springs to mind, but I am too disgusted to type it out in relation to Assclown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)
Which is why they are publicly distancing.
Posted by: ...
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Obama being "popular" was this tale spun by the media but was never actually true.
Sort of like Michelle Obama being "beautiful", when the reality is she looked like a linebacker.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (UfkIY)
Actually, I do that today with my wife.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Ironic. I've read in several places that Rahm Emanuel left the Obama Administration precisely because he felt that ObamaCare, as passed, was too ambitious, too expansive, and would ultimately prove a failure that would set back the cause of publicly funded health care.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
What key accomplishments? Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (um1yd)
Ironic. I've read in several places that Rahm Emanuel left the Obama Administration precisely because he felt that ObamaCare, as passed, was too ambitious, too expansive, and would ultimately prove a failure that would set back the cause of publicly funded health care.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (dbboL)
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"Rahm's a cuck."
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: The 8,000 Democrat Candidates at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (BE73W)
What key accomplishments? Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (aNSOb)
They're pissed he didn't destroy the country on day one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (zBaqJ)
Do you think after the debates the other night that black voters are going to back Booker or Harris after they dissed the Chocolate Messiah??
I don't think so!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)
LOL GFY is not in my version.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (xfb67)
they are 'prepping the battlespace' right now.
soon enough (s)he'll declare
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (RKQ/v)
Your legacy is a steaming pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
What I just picked up walking my dog would like to have some stern words with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (qC1Sy)
Do you think after the debates the other night that black voters are going to back Booker or Harris after they dissed the Chocolate Messiah??
I don't think so!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)
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They will, but maybe not at the levels they did in 2008 and 2012.
Lower participation and lower percentages towards Democrats = nightmare scenario for Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (iikV8)
Hysterical.
I unwinds his skinny effeminate shit from the couch and trembles in rage. Takes another bong hit and goes off on how stupid everyone but him really is.
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (nRWPy)
It's a mistake to underestimate Biden and these factors. He's gonna be there at the end.
And Trump should really spend less time on Twitter. This crap doesn't help him. Neither did the last Tweet on that asshole Cummings being robbed. He sounds like a 12 year old mean girl.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
Unfortunately, that's because Barky changed the whole situation and these nutjobs are out and proud, full-on commies looking to reincarnate the loser nation of the Soviet Union here.
This is only part of the irreparable damage the Indonesian, and his America-hating supporters,did to America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (nmtEZ)
What key accomplishments? Seriously.
Sending eleventy billion dollars to the biggest sponsor of state terrorism?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)
I guarantee you had a Jeb or Marco won, they would CONSTANTLY be bending the knee to Obama and never dare criticize him or his policies. Almost as if he was some sort of FDR or Reagan.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (UfkIY)
How about "Put not your trust in princes, in mortals in whom there is no hope?" Psalm 146:3?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (+0VWg)
Do you think after the debates the other night that black voters are going to back Booker or Harris after they dissed the Chocolate Messiah??
I don't think so!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)
That was my thought as well. This does not seem too smart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (ycWCI)
What I just picked up walking my dog would like to have some stern words with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (ycWCI)
Well, he ATE dog, so maybe it was his own shit.......
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (3sDrJ)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (jWe5r)
they are 'prepping the battlespace' right now.
soon enough (s)he'll declare
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (RKQ/v)
Moochelle is a turducken (emphasis on turd) of Hillary, Kamala-Toe and FauxcapHasBeen all rolled into one giant ball of repulsive entitled failure.
Trump will destroy her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:08 PM (dbboL)
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Meanwhile, don't look behind the curtain of countries that have publicly funded health care because that just might set back the cause of public health care a few years too.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (qC1Sy)
they are 'prepping the battlespace' right now.
soon enough (s)he'll declare
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (RKQ/v)
Yup. All that "not for me" codswallop was just to frame a future Cincinnatus moment.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
We are not worthy of her. At least in her mind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)
You know he and Reggie tuned in to bathe in his magnificence, then BAM, they all yell LOLGF
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (um1yd)
Posted by: vmom with book nooz from horde authors at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (oBJsb)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (BbGew)
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Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
If Obama was great, then Biden was great by extension which eliminates the rest of the field's reason for running with Biden in the race.
The longer this goes on, the more Obama gets shit on by his own party, and he was never as unpopular with Democrats as W. was with Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
He'll even do commercials for her say "Uhh. My wife, Michelle, is uhh running for President **wink** **wink** and she sure could use your vote!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (3sDrJ)
Where?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (Ct55T)
Trump will destroy her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (zBaqJ)
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Are you mentioning reasons why Democrats shouldn't encourage Michelle to run or reasons why I should support Michelle running for president?
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: vmom with book nooz from horde authors at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)
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"Yes."
-30% of the electorate
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (iikV8)
CONSTANTLY be bending the knee to Obama and never dare criticize him or
his policies. Almost as if he was some sort of FDR or Reagan.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (UfkIY)
Not like they exactly broke their backs fighting him while they were there. Of course, why would they ? I think the biggest sticking point between Obama, Ryan, and Boehner was nothing more than team affiliation.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (dbboL)
Lower participation and lower percentages towards Democrats = nightmare scenario for Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Don't forget the #WalkAway contingent.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)
There is a reason people like Biden are polling higher.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
Her entourage is already casing Baltimore.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)
Yes .. err .. indeed.
*shiftyzombieeyes*
Posted by: James Buchanan at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (oBJsb)
Val/Omar 2020. Make America Burn Again
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (um1yd)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (BE73W)
Barky fucked America over good. He accomplished a shitload of damage during his occupancy of the Oval Office - a job he wasn't even eligible for, let alone qualified for.
If Barky had had a couple of more years he could have taken everything down on his own. As it is, we just sit and wait for the bills of the massive damage he wrought to come due.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (WwHot)
Umm, it's pretty obvious what I wrote.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 04:10 PM (+0VWg)
I was going in more a:
And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Just because of the sarcastic nature of the association in this case. You are a better person than I, Fen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
Biden is a horrible candidate who excites exactly nobody. The left wing of his party has no use for him and just hating Trump is not going to be enough. In 2008, Biden drew a grand total of 1% of the Iowa caucus vote before dropping out.
He's not winning these debates, others keep stepping on their cranks. Trump will pound him into dust.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (K/2j/)
Methinks that obama and slo joe got really confused by the difference between what the MEDIA told them they were and what they were.
They're victims of fakenews.
Ironically.
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (6/uwW)
Fast and Furious
Spying on the Press
Using IRS against political enemies
ACORN
Arab Spring/ Benghazi
Iran treaty and covert money giveaway
Creator of ISIS
Political firing and slander of an IG investigating a friend
Illegal foreign campaign donations
Slush fund disguised as a stimulus package
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (7N09i)
But we will laugh and mock them to hell and back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (r+sAi)
The others seem to think he's Tan, Bland, Sexually-Flexible* Donald Trump.
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This is really the story of Cory Booker, isn't it?
Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (3sDrJ)
He's not winning these debates, others keep stepping on their cranks. Trump will pound him into dust.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (K/2j/)
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Another way to look at it:
Is he giving Democrats any positive reason to vote FOR him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (8ts9m)
Name recognition. The D voters will vote for who they are told to vote for. And if they don't, the DNC will take care of the rest.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (BE73W)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)
We did get several pallets of hard currency.
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (WwHot)
The Lily Ledbetter Used Cars For Kash or something. And race riots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (nRWPy)
If I was a liberal, I would be pissed that when Democrats had Obama and
60 Senate seats, they couldn't get universal health care passed.
ObamaCare was almost like scoring a goal for the other team.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (UfkIY)
IIRC they got it passed in Dec when they had 60 votes but they didn't pass the financing bill until the next year. They had to implement that with a simple majority.
Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (mpXpK)
Skin for Skin! All that a man has will he give for his life. - - - Satan, leader of the DemocRats
Posted by: The DemocRat Media (BIRM) at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (Zx6uT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)
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And it's pretty obvious I need to work on my ability to make jokes.
Ah well.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: keena at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (RiTnx)
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Full court press towards "fundamental transformation", and then surprised when people expect you to honor your promises.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (RMwSd)
When he got it, Hugh Hewitt said he and Harris were the only ones who could beat Trump. 100% success rate there, Hugh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (um1yd)
IIRC they got it passed in Dec when they had 60 votes but they didn't pass the financing bill until the next year. They had to implement that with a simple majority.
Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (mpXpK)
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But what about amnesty, and guns, and that icky free speech thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
Gravity > Ass.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Ah well.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
We need a support group.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (ycWCI)
He looks old, tired and easily confused. He has no real policies other than back to the Obama years.
His 8675309 ending the other night was bizarre.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (K/2j/)
Ah well.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
I still think you're groogv.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)
It's a Warren/Harris, Gaia help us all.
Posted by: motionview at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: vmom with book nooz from horde authors at August 02, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)
Wait for the media to suddenly discover that Obama is a lot more white than black.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (BE73W)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (z2NNm)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: vmom with book nooz from horde authors at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (dm05u)
And that beagle's name was Beto.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jsg at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (UER5v)
Yeah, GFY Roberts.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (um1yd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (KP5rU)
He looks old, tired and easily confused. He has no real policies other than back to the Obama years.
His 8675309 ending the other night was bizarre.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (K/2j/)
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Exactly, and he keeps flipping on issues left and right. He's reactive instead of proactive.
Every time he opens his mouth, he's saying, "I don't believe what I'm saying and you have better options than me if you want someone who believes what they're saying."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (iikV8)
His 8675309 ending the other night was bizarre.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (K/2j/)
JOE 303030!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Who can argue with that!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (ycWCI)
nobody.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:13 PM (K/2j/)
True. And his presence will depress Black and Hispanic voting a few points.
My only concern is his appeal to soccer moms and the Rust Belt.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (wYseH)
And that beagle's name was Beto.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
E.L. Fudge cookie filling!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
countries that have publicly funded health care because that just might
set back the cause of public health care a few years too.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (qC1Sy)
I know. Just a detailed look at Canada and the UK should have been enough to tank it. But, as usual, we made much better arguments here than I heard any DC GOP candidate make.
And I think I know why. Big Business wants it. They would want nothing more than the Fed Gov to step in and say "Sorry, you no longer have the option of providing Health Insurance".
ObamaCare was designed to break private insurance. And Big Business is behind that. Even Big Insurance - as long as they still get a cut as a middle-man paid by the FED GOV instead of individual entities. Easier collections.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: The Dickface Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (AySD/)
Fast and Furious
Spying on the Press
Using IRS against political enemies
ACORN
Arab Spring/ Benghazi
Iran treaty and covert money giveaway
Creator of ISIS
Political firing and slander of an IG investigating a friend
Illegal foreign campaign donations
Slush fund disguised as a stimulus package
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
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right.. as I have said.. not a hint of scandal...
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (Ct55T)
You need to remember that Trump hate has some real currency with voters. Nostalgia also plays a big part in Biden's ascension. There's a war in that party and a big portion of them will vote for Biden because they see it as a party imperative for the future.
Again, he's a laughable candidate. But I remember people saying that about Trump. It's a huge mistake to ignore him.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (vzCV0)
Posted by: Paul SImon at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)
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I like groogy over groovy.
But, I'm, like, far out that way.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (qC1Sy)
My only concern is his appeal to soccer moms and the Rust Belt.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (wYseH)
I would think the Rust Belt would be all in for Trump. I heard that Richard Trumpka is warning Dems they are turning off the union rank and file.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)
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Joe's the lab mix that cleans the litter box and comes for petting with (ahem) crumbs all over his muzzle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (vzCV0)
Now that IS funny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2019 04:01 PM (ClOmq)
If it weren't for the fact that those Commie lunatics have millions of supporters it would be amusing. He kept his America hate a bit more on the down-low and that is unacceptable to these "Woke" a$$holes that are out-and-proud in their hatred of America.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (Pg+x7)
You need to remember that Trump hate has some real currency with voters. Nostalgia also plays a big part in Biden's ascension. There's a war in that party and a big portion of them will vote for Biden because they see it as a party imperative for the future.
Again, he's a laughable candidate. But I remember people saying that about Trump. It's a huge mistake to ignore him.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (8ts9m)
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The idea that the Left will be able to rely on Trump hate more in 2020 than they did n 2016 when he was still an unknown policy wise covered in uncouthness fascinates me.
Because it's so absurd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:19 PM (iikV8)
ObamaCare was almost like scoring a goal for the other team.
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2019 04:04 PM (UfkIY)
Scott Whatshisface's election killed BarkyCare. Everyone was convinced it was finally, totally dead. Even Rahm was saying that Scott Whatshisface's election killed it. It was only Barky and his Indonesian sensibilities - not giving a shit about American processes or culture or tradition or the stability of our system - that had the un-American idea to even keep pushing it. It was only a guy who was the furthest thing from a Natural Born Citizen who could being his totally un-American nature to bear and keep pushing it through when it was so clear it was dead. We had seen this happen before with Clinton and his (and her) attempt to do the same shit. But it was Barky who said, "America? Fuck America, I'm pushing my anti-American health insurance takeover through if it kills this nation ... because it's a win-win for me!" who showed Americans what a real foreign mind can do when given power and unleashed on American institutions.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
Suddenly reminded of a JEB! 2016 tv ad where he opens with "With all due respect to Obama. . ." and then explains some policy he'd implement that opposes an Obama policy. How much respect did Obama show your brother, cuck?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (bDqIh)
My only concern is his appeal to soccer moms and the Rust Belt.
He is about the only candidate they have who could make a play for the heartland. Most are just way too radical.
I think Trump is holding the information he has on Biden and Ukraine for when it will do maximum damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:18 PM (dbboL)
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Well, considering any premium shortfalls were made good by Uncle Sugar, why wouldn't they be okay with Obamacare?
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)
I think Trump is holding the information he has on Biden and Ukraine for when it will do maximum damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (K/2j/)
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If and when Biden drops out of the primary, I hope Trump releases it just for the lulz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (iikV8)
I made one comment about MUMR at the end of the last thread, when this one started up. The problem: the real Mitt has moved himself Beyond Parody, to the point where one would expect a Mirror Universe version to be non-chickenshit.
Finally, regarding Tulsi: I'm tired of a lot of the knee-jerk isolationism as I am of the knee-jerk warmongering.
We had Obama come in after running on pulling out of Iraq.
We wound up having to go back _after_ Western Iraq collapsed. While having in the meantime:
* Pushed a Moslem Brotherhood attempted Putsch in Egypt
* Done what we did in Libya.
* And eventually, made a disastrous deal in Iran. To the point where we sent over pallets of cash and whatnot, that probably wound up in Russia paying for their bombing campaign to save Assad.
* They loudly and falsely accuse Trump and loudly accuse Tulsi Gabbard, BUT... it was ok when Obama did it?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Barack at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (BE73W)
Trump has been in long enough to become "normal" to the average rube, as much as they may dislike him. And the Democrats have nothing to offer but panic and hatred, which is a huge turnoff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
But that said, there is a pretty decent sized affinity for him with a lot of people. For whatever reason. That undeniable. Perhaps inexplicable. But it's real.
The man won twice. We can debate why. But it wasn't close.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 04:14 PM (7N09i)
Cash for Clunkers
Auto company bailout
Eight years of no growth
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (+6KSy)
Will we have to shoot our way out?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (0OmEj)
GROOVY
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Groogv is better.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Old and busted - Pwn3d
New hotness - Groogv
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
..............
Nope.. Biden gets centrist Dems.. unions.. lots of the black vote..
But he loses Bernie Bros and the far left who believe AOC is a God and the Green New Deal is their God Given right.
Granted, he will get some of the Trump haters who will hold their nose..
But young voters will simply not turn out again.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (so+oy)
One of the Dem candidates made that same point - the tall white dude from Detroit (I think): he said (paraphrasing) "All those people in unions negotiated for the healthcare they get and now you want to take that away?" Warren was having none of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (bDqIh)
It's a Warren/Harris, Gaia help us all.
Posted by: motionview at August 02, 2019 04:16 PM (pYQR/)
Warren/Harris is like being trapped in a house in a blinding snowstorm with your ex and her mother.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (8ts9m)
Inexplicable? LOL. It's the same reasons they voted for him - because he's black and as un-American as they come. This is no mystery.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Anointing will be acceptable.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (OIwXy)
New hotness - Groogv
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
I think this will officially be your "cofvefe" moment.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groogv
Lalala la la la la la la la,
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Agreed. It shall become our new mantra.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Anointing will be acceptable.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (OIwXy)
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Then she has to run in a general election.
She'd turn it down at the convention.
Hillary gets crowned instead.
About 1/4 of America commits suicide within 24 hours.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (iikV8)
The new Democrat base is no longe blue collar white working people. They admitted as much years ago.
And if they rig the primary for Biden like they did for Hillary in '16, the base is going to stay home.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Auto company bailout
That's included in my Stimulus slush fund which you are correct and can be broken down into many categories. A shovel ready job one might say.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (7N09i)
Anyhow, a part of me really, really wishes De Blasio would be the Dem nom. It would be a spectator sport for the ages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
I think the left's biggest beef with Obama is that he didn't become a full blown tyrant and start killing off dissenters.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (xfb67)
True. But in Barry's defense, he was usually too baked everyday to do any real work.
Posted by: Jim Scummy at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (2nW6u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
I've come to watch your flowers growin...
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (ycWCI)
Will we have to shoot our way out?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 04:22 PM (0OmEj)
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I'm awake!!
Has it started?
Posted by: Weasel at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
LOL GF!
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: GROOGV at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (LGo6U)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (4e+hS)
The man won twice. We can debate why. But it wasn't close.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (8ts9m)
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I believe I read an article years ago that stated, even after the destruction of Germany, roughly 30% of the German population still believed in Adolph Hitler. (might have been lower, 25%. Either way, still a startling percentage.)
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (qC1Sy)
i thin biden has picked up on this. watch how he has this forced smile all the time.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Yep. You got it.
They were very eager to get rid of the notion of competition entirely. They were going to transition into a logistics roll - being the administrators of government fiat over everyone's interactions with their doctor. Pretty much just handling the money and paperwork - without all the burden of having to advertise, undercut each other, so on and so forth.
It's so ass-backward. Firstly - any State could have instituted this thing without Federal intervention, and many did to various degrees. But, no. We had to have a great big one-size-fits-all clusterfuck. Anything less simply wouldn't do.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (dbboL)
If Obama does not endorse, it means his husband is in.
________________
I don't see it. Michelle has little to gain, and everything to lose, by running. She can spend the rest of her life coasting on her unearned reputation as a "brilliant Harvard lawyer and stellar First Lady," raking in the cash and living large, or she can get down in the dirt and have to study and answer unscripted questions (on rare occasions) and debate (or pretend to) -- all things she sucks at, and expose herself to the public as a not-very-bright fraud. She'll choose the easier path, as she's always done.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (k4dH2)
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Don't be so linear. That's one factor. Look at Trump's polling. For whatever reason he's struggled.
Trump has been demonized so much it IS a Factor.
And I'm not a big believer in polls. But republicans internals don't let me k good against the major democrats
It doesn't make sense to me. But those are things to seriously consider and leaving things to chance or being over confident is a huge mistake
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
LOL GF!
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)
Wait, if Trump is a socialist he should win California and New York running away.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (FhXTo)
Tulsi wins, I've seen the pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (OIwXy)
supports Sue Gordon for DNI "the rumors about her being besties with
Brennan and the rest of the clown cadre must be 100% true"
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (4e+hS)
I never thought I'd go dynasty ever, but I'm down with Don, Jr. in 2024.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Seantor Richard Burr at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (4e+hS)
So now the Dems think the polls are fake, too.
Posted by: csmats at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (X5VFN)
Tulsi wins, I've seen the pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (OIwXy)
She's a chick-with-dick?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
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GROG!
Posted by: The Grog at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: DaveA
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How do you say? Do not go off half-cocked.
The Paolo, he is ready.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (xfb67)
all the 'real work' will be done by the Deep State.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (AySD/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Groogv is better.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Ah, ready for a little of the ol' ultraviolence, eh, droogs?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (tRd71)
That lazy jug eared prick hasn't touched his toes since he was a teenager...
Oh, that means something else?
... never mind then...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Ct55T)
That reminds me of an old 80s radio interview with Van Halen where David Lee Roth was riffing on his two new inventions: Wall Hats and Glove Shoes.
A Wall Hat was a motorcycle helmet with the head of a plunger bolted on top. The wearer would bend over and push the plunger against the wall.
Glove Shoes were a set of sneakers with the fingers of a pair of gloves sewn to the sneaker toes.
The intent was to get nubile young groupies to wear his inventions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Groot at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (K/2j/)
Ah, ready for a little of the ol' ultraviolence, eh, droogs?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (Clxcy)
Korova > groogv...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (AySD/)
See: Mongols.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (nmtEZ)"
That's pretty shallow.
So I live in New York. There are a lot of older white people around here who adore the man. Half of them Can't explain why, but they do.
The greatest threat to our republic are older white people and vapid liberal soccer moms.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (FhXTo)
Tulsi wins, I've seen the pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (OIwXy)
Dude, stop harshing my Tulsi mellow. When she loses she's going to teach me hot yoga. The voices said so.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (8ts9m)
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I believe I read an article years ago that stated, even after the destruction of Germany, roughly 30% of the German population still believed in Adolph Hitler. (might have been lower, 25%. Either way, still a startling percentage.)
Posted by: Blake
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I offer this in support - "If only Comrade Stalin knew."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (6WCwE)
I hope sleepy Joe gets his.
Posted by: Real Florida Man and I search with DuckDuckGo at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (jlAZk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)
See: Mongols.
I was thinking this morning that it would be fun to do a parody of STEEL MAGNOLIAS called STEEL MONGOLIANS.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
The official pronouncement of the pronunciation:
Grew-guv.
Inshalla...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
I hope sleepy Joe gets his.
Posted by: Real Florida Man and I search with DuckDuckGo at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (jlAZk)
That was a real debate like the WWF is real wrestling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (6WCwE)
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Forgot about that one.
Yeah.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)
Grew-guv.
Inshalla...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
That's not very groog-vee of you...
(I keed, I keed)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (oVJmc)
Obvious Academy pandering, and image-rehabilitation, is obvious.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (vzCV0)
Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (FhXTo)
Tulsi wins, I've seen the pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:27 PM (OIwXy)
Dude, stop harshing my Tulsi mellow. When she loses she's going to teach me hot yoga. The voices said so.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR)
It's not a dick it's just, uhm, prominent.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (OIwXy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (Clxcy)
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Yarbles, say I. Great bolshy yarblockos to thee and thine.
Posted by: Dim at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
That's because the World Wildlife Federation doesn't do humans.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (xfb67)
Thread winner
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:34 PM (OIwXy)
Grew-guv.
Inshalla...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
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This is going to be come part of the AoS HQ lexicon and style guide, isn't it?
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:34 PM (qC1Sy)
supports Sue Gordon for DNI "the rumors about her being besties with
Brennan and the rest of the clown cadre must be 100% true"
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2019 04:26 PM (4e+hS)
Georgia has brand new voting machines that give you paper receipts.
And after the ordeal I just went through to renew my driver's license, I don't want to hear A PEEP out of some lazy asshat about voter ID.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
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Now that's real funny, right there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (iB1oa)
Don't kill anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 04:33 PM (iikV
You're no fun.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Seriously, why even bother keeping the moose out there if nobody's gonna listen to him?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 04:36 PM (BE73W)
Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA King Shit Midas.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (NoKAc)
And he and people around him question the wisdom in assailing the record of a popular ex-president rather than the unpopular-by-comparison current one.
lulz
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (gPlFf)
wins. Now, to smooth the feathers of the far, far, left, who seem to
be running the dems, he gets one of the hard core for a running mate.
As screwed up as they are, Slow Joe would really have to watch his six.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 02, 2019 04:28 PM (C1Lsn)
Nobody seems to remember all the hype about "Will Joe Get In ?" over the summer before the general election, when Hillary was showing weakness and people were considering for the first time that Trump had an actual chance to win this. There was more than one "anonymous source" article that Barry would give Biden the keys to the still-existing Obama Campaign structure under one condition - Obama got to pick the VP.
Supposedly, that was the deal-breaker. Would Biden take that deal now ? I don't know.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...................
They already rigged it for Biden!
It's baked in the cake..
The delegate assignments in primaries favors Biden..
Harris is down at 10% in the polls.. Unless she can get over 15% in a given primary, she gets ZERO delegates.
Whatever delegates she would have got go proportionally to those over 15%.. i.e. Faucahontas & Bernie and with the lion's share going to Biden.
And all the young and socialist leaning voters who vote for Buttgig and Harris and the rest will be pissed off roayally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (so+oy)
I think the left's biggest beef with Obama is that he didn't become a full blown tyrant and start killing off dissenters.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (xfb67)
True. But in Barry's defense, he was usually too baked everyday to do any real work.
Posted by: Jim Scummy at August 02, 2019 04:25 PM (2nW6u)
Chocolate Fonzie wanted all of us dead, just like the rest of the Donk commie cocksuckers want us dead. The one positive note in his administration was that the fucker was probably the laziest President in history.
Slaughtering your opponents is hard work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (BbGew)
You might say he was an understudy.
Posted by: Frank Davis at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (OIwXy)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (BbGew)
Or you might say that's an understatement.
Posted by: Frank Davis at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (OIwXy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:35 PM (Ct55T)
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I don't know if it's so much a matter of listening to the moose as it is keeping the moose informed.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (qC1Sy)
the left candidates in the debates are there because of obama, regardless of their attacks on his modest legacy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bill Nye at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (BrfST)
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He's presenting it as a pro abortion film, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (RMwSd)
Slaughtering your opponents is hard work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
They want us dead, but they want SOMEONE else to do it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:23 PM (nmtEZ)"
That's pretty shallow.
Shallow? it happens to be true.
So I live in New York. There are a lot of older white people around here who adore the man. Half of them Can't explain why, but they do.
Just keep ignoring the obvious.
The greatest threat to our republic are older white people and vapid liberal soccer moms.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:30 PM (8ts9m)
You're talking about white guilt but, for whatever reason, don't want to mention it. When I address it you call it "shallow" but then claim you have no idea what the situation is.
Give me a break. Whites were intoxicated with the idea of being able to boast "I voted for a black man!" and the white socialists were giddy with the idea that America was going to be destroyed and they had the opportunity to vote for that agent of our destruction.
Shallow .... Puh-lllleaase.
And while you're pondering that, maybe you can explain why Barky was allowed to get away with tons of crimes - real serious crimes - and un-Constitutional acts that no one else would have been given a pass on? Try explaining that one in some "deeper" context.
It is really disappointing to see how quickly people forget the obvious. It is weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (nmtEZ)
that's like a giblet turducken, isn't it?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (so+oy)
And Melania hasn't had Jimmy Fallon or whoever in the WH to do jumping jacks, or gone on Ellen to dance, etc.
The Trumps have been a yuge breath of fresh air.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Is that what Bernie meant when he was complaining we had something like 37 different types of deodorant we could choose from in the store?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (sTBcq)
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I agree with Bluebell. Groog-vee. Covfefe. It works.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (uON2g)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (sGtp+)
The endorsement of death. IMHO, all of them do not want the Bamster's endorsement.
Just what was the percentage of businesses that had Obama to their places that then went out of business in a matter of months? Oh yeah 100%.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (pw+jk)
@MorningConsult
Post Debate Poll (8/1):
Biden 32%
Sanders 18%
Warren 15%
Harris 10%
Buttigieg 6%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 3%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Timon at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 04:38 PM (aNSOb)
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Yeah, because they know they'd be risking life and life if they tried to do it themselves.
Better to have state paid cannon fodder try to do the actual deed.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)
I thought he was hiding out somewhere in Finland getting trolled by reddit and 4chan regulars.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (IXZGh)
Biden gave a hilarious answer about Obama's illegal immigration record (which probably no one has any realistic sort of numbers on anyway). Pretty much "Don't look at me!"
"I was just the Vice President," he literally said in that debate. Can you imagine Dick Cheney saying that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (RMwSd)
Wasn't that a movie with Samuel L. Jackson?
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:21 PM (8ts9m)
This has at least as much to do with:
1) An incompetent adulterous rageboi and a douchbag Mormon Gordon Gekko being his opposition.
2) Risking being fired if you tell the truth.
I don't really care either way. If TrumpHitler brings the results and Obama brings a near decade of malaise, then is zeit fur rache, my droog.
Posted by: trev006 at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (hiZ2c)
idea of being able to boast "I voted for a black man!" and the white
socialists were giddy with the idea that America was going to be
destroyed and they had the opportunity to vote for that agent of our
destruction.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (nmtEZ)
My head, although unusually large, does not have room for both of us.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (sTBcq)
You go girl. Don't let Sefton push you around.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ha at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (MAstk)
Oof. Some staffer is going to get hit in the head with a pot of scalding coffee.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Ct55T)
Rottenham
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (OIwXy)
And while you're pondering that, maybe you can explain why Barky was allowed to get away with tons of crimes - real serious crimes - and un-Constitutional acts that no one else would have been given a pass on? Try explaining that one in some "deeper" context.
It is really disappointing to see how quickly people forget the obvious. It is weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (nmtEZ)
Bbbut not a smidge of scandal.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (cwv5C)
And all the young and socialist leaning voters who vote for Buttgig and Harris and the rest will be pissed off roayally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:37 PM (so+oy)
Biden is poison. He's been made radioactive by Booker and Harris for being friends with and not disavowing the Dixie-crats.
No way the intersectional maniacs are going to suddenly vote in droves for him. We stayed home for McStains and Mitt. They'll do the same thing for Bidet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)
Her maiden (LOL) name, not her middle name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (abNpZ)
In the 60's twats defended their wet panties re: Spock as a 'safe rape'.
Obarky is a Safe Rape...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Is it beer-thirty yet? I am so ready to blow this pop stand and head home for huge cocktail..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (so+oy)
Not yet for me. damn. Whats your cocktail of choice. I'll live vicariously.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:42 PM (Ct55T)
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Diane
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (sTBcq)
Nothing to do with anything... but what the hell is Hillary Clinton's middle name?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Ct55T)
Crooked.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Pg+x7)
He got the biggest leftist legislation through. He helped to have the SCOTUS make a total mockery of itself and fuck up anything resembling "law" for the rest of this nation's existence. He got the monetary system and feral government to be on a debt track and implosion path that everyone is scared to step one little bit off of, because everyone knows what is going to happen eventually (has to!) and no one wants to be blamed for it. And he did most of his leftist, anti-American stuff by fiat from the Oval Office. And he wasn't even eligible for the friggin job!!! And he started this all out by having the largest Presidential campaign rally in US history .. in a friggin foreign country ... attended by friggin fuzzy foreigners ... financed in part by a friggin foreign government ... Just for that barky should have been tossed from the race and jailed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Diane.
It scares me the things I can recall.
The stuff I should remember and can't scares me worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Sasquatch at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (V2lva)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:39 PM (so+oy)
Make up something suitably suitable, sign my name to it, give it to the boss-man, and split.
Won't be the first lie I've ever told. Or the last.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (uON2g)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (sTBcq)
Huh. That's actually nice. I was just idly musing on the idea of politicians and middle names.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Ct55T)
Rottenham
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 04:43 PM (OIwXy)
===
I thought it was Smirnoff.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (pw+jk)
You know what PDT hasn't done since being elected? He hasn't slow-jammed the newz, danced on Ellen's show, or been on any TV talk shows.
And Melania hasn't had Jimmy Fallon or whoever in the WH to do jumping jacks, or gone on Ellen to dance, etc.
The Trumps have been a yuge breath of fresh air.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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The dancin' and slow-jammin' is stale as morning breath. But the Obamas and their worshipers are all "She's broken the mold! He's shifted the paradigm! They have redefined what it is to be the First Couple!!!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)
No. Fucking. Way.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: golfman at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (OE84+)
Biden is a stupid, vile piece of shit. What he did to Bork and Thomas
should damn him to hell for eternity. I love watching the other donkeys
kicking him around.
Posted by: Timon at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (dKm4U)
YOU RANG?!
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (O5bec)
Leather Lips
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Sasquatch at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (V2lva)
Brilliant!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Madonna at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (xjiRE)
@MorningConsult
Post Debate Poll (8/1):
Biden 32%
Sanders 18%
Warren 15%
Harris 10%
Buttigieg 6%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 3%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (MAstk)
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So Harris did get hurt in the debate. Sorry to see Tulsi didn't get a bump.
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)
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Suits her better than Diane.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (uON2g)
Bette Midler is putting herself out there as a 2020 write-in candidate #BeBette.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ygo2bv
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sasquatch at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (V2lva)
That shit's funny right there.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (BbGew)
I can see that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Just promise me this: Stay Groogv, my friends.*
*note, my personal pronunciation is: Groog-vee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Timon at August 02, 2019 04:41 PM (dKm4U)
The other candidates could tell every possible lie about Creepy Joe. They could accuse him of being a child molesting plastic faced, retarded geriatric replicant and nothing, absolutely nothing, could induce me a billionth of a grain of sympathy. He is everything that's wrong with politics.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (cwv5C)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (xfb67)
Her body = cheesecake
Her face = coffee cake
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Bette Midler is putting herself out there as a 2020 write-in candidate #BeBette.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ygo2bv
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Great. Shrill, shrieking toilet attendant at a homo bath house.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (M9ntN)
I keep hearing rumblings Dem leadership--the real Dem leadership--is contemplating running Michelle Obama as a deus ex machina candidate, the only One who can beat Trump. Maybe all of this Obama bashing is a tactic to forestall that possibility.
Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (mSO8Y)
Wait... what the hell is "safe rape?" That one's new to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Daddy Issues at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (OIwXy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (AzW6q)
Forced anal?
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (IXZGh)
Fake news. I've definitely seen him bend over and grab his ankles. Sometimes several times in one night.
Posted by: Reggie at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (tY4MP)
334 https://i.redd.it/y0wko3m4tuf01.jpg
Posted by: Sasquatch at August 02, 2019 04:44 PM (V2lva)
Brilliant!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (O5bec)
Spoilsport
Posted by: the Butcher at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 04:45 PM (pw+jk)
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You're thinking of her Secret Service code name.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (iB1oa)
Our preferred pronunciations get listed after our pronouns.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:09 PM (8ts9m)
Triggered much?
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
..........
As long as you are talking about the general election, we fully agree.
But he will win the Dem nomination and all he needs to win it is to get 25-35% of the votes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (BbGew)
Bette Midler is putting herself out there as a 2020 write-in candidate #BeBette.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ygo2bv
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
That cuunt hasn't been relevant in 20 years and NO ONE younger than 50 knows who she is.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)
Combine that with he fact there is some crossover with groups who voted for Trump and you start to get the picture.
I believe in the end Trump will keep those groups if he doesn't fuck up. But that's a big "if" with Mr Twitter is my Crack.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (8ts9m)
You choose.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (r+sAi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-9mY-JACM
De La Soul - Me, Myself and I
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (IXZGh)
As long as you are talking about the general election, we fully agree.
But he will win the Dem nomination and all he needs to win it is to get 25-35% of the votes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (so+oy)
That's why I agree that it's being rigged for him. And he is no doubt going to be gaffe prone for the next year and when he does win it, the base will go apeshit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)
You choose.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (r+sAi)
Alllll through the day....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (Ct55T)
Tulsi is scum, dangerous scum at that.
She looks like a rational middle class slightly colored white middle of the road Dem.
The reality is that she's a far left progtard post birth abortion gun confiscating arab fascist loving religious cult loving military hating freak who has pissed on every oath she ever swore to America, the Constitution or our citizens.
Fuck her very particularly 'cause she's so dangerously low key about it.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (UFLLM)
Absolutely. The thing that makes him different from every other Republican, he should probably stop it.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 04:51 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:50 PM (BbGew)
That's why Kirsten Gillibrand spends here free time at the Golden Coral.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
I keep hearing rumblings Dem leadership--the real Dem leadership--is contemplating running Michelle
Posted by: troyriser
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Who is "the real Dem leadership"? These people must be insane. The only way I can see this happening is if Michelle agrees to be their front-man and then (assuming she wins) secretly bags off the entire job and turns it over to a committee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (M9ntN)
You know what PDT hasn't done since being elected? He hasn't
slow-jammed the newz, danced on Ellen's show, or been on any TV talk
shows.
And Melania hasn't had Jimmy Fallon or whoever in the WH to do jumping jacks, or gone on Ellen to dance, etc.
The Trumps have been a yuge breath of fresh air.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Nor has Trump done stupid shit with an umbrella like TFG.Trump doesn't wear mommy jeans.Trump doesn't ride a bicycle looking like a circus act.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (N39Ws)
https://tinyurl.com/y4ygo2bv
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
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How lame is that. She won't have to campaign, won't spend a dime, just suggests that people write her in.
I think we should all put ourselves forward as the Democrat write-in candidate. Or maybe just pick one.
Vote for 'THE Cannibal Bob."
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (sTBcq)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Fibbing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (O5bec)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
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prairie crabs. What do I win?
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Prunes. The answer is obviously prunes.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (dbboL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Daddy Issues at August 02, 2019 04:49 PM (OIwXy)
So Hillary is Vader and Bill is the Emperor? Unpossible.
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (BbGew)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Indian Corn? Pemmican?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
............
yep.. it will be even worse than how butthurt th Bernie Bros were after the Dems "stealing" the election from him..
hahahha..
gonna be fun..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (so+oy)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
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prairie crabs. What do I win?
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:53 PM (sTBcq)
16 ounce bottle of Kwell. For the crabs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)
TFG.Trump doesn't wear mommy jeans.Trump doesn't ride a bicycle looking
like a circus act.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (N39Ws)
..and super hot, classy wife.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (O5bec)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
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Your favorite domestic lager, ale, or pilsner, fellow hoo-mon.
Posted by: Betsy! at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (sTBcq)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Wampum
And for some reason, "I've got a lovely box of coconuts" just popped in my head.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (IXZGh)
Chips is on. It's the episode with Amy Madigan as a Country singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (gPlFf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (IXZGh)
Twitter is a good tool for Trump. It helps him get his message out. But
he needs to find his limits. Sometimes it's good to say nothing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:54 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (uON2g)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Turnips.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (88+cf)
Hard to believe that Gabbard didn't move up after taking down Harris.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (tY4MP)
Yes. Those pollsters are so honest, too...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (zBaqJ)
It's shitty, and doesn't even remotely look like the real thing.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (dbboL)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Cultural appropriation
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (j3npP)
IQ test:
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to a 1/16th nut. about the same as her indian heritage.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (abNpZ)
IQ test:
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
====Cow Pies
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (pw+jk)
Yes. Those pollsters are so honest, too...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:55 PM (zBaqJ)
Exit polls had Kerry up BIG on GWB......
Polls are for strippers.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)
Vote for 'THE Cannibal Bob."
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (sTBcq)
Or, "Vote for bluebell: Get a free cookbook and she won't shiv ya"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (abNpZ)
lol. because you're astute AOP.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (O5bec)
My prize - I will receive it now.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (dbboL)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Coco Puffs
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (r+sAi)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Raisins.
Posted by: Caliban at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (QE8X6)
See, now here's a carnivore who gets it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (8ts9m)
Michelle hated being in DC, in the WH. Hated it. The only thing she really embraced was the media love - she could not do enough tv appearances because they adored her. She does not want to be stuck in the Oval Office working, especially now that she's joined the entertainment industry via their Higher Group Productions company (thanks, Netfix and Spotify!).
Think the Obama slams by current candidates simply demonstrate how far to the Left the party has gone, primarily due to Bernie's spawn (e.g. Justice Democrats) pushing Socialism hard.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (bDqIh)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
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Sanity?
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Angry Baracky O'Cracky at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (EgshT)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Is there a prune form of coconuts?
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (pw+jk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpapdB-bCFI
Yippie kaiyay, Cow Patty.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (IXZGh)
He doesn't use big words, but he can still converse with the public without relying on his minions.
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (O5bec)
A stoat is a type of weasel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (abNpZ)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to a 1/16th nut. about the same as her indian heritage.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 04:56 PM (N39Ws)
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Funny thing is I'm 1/16 Cherokee, which is some orders of magnitude more than Lizzy. It's never once occurred to me to represent my blond, blue-eyed Slavic self as an Indian.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 04:59 PM (bDqIh)
Her people call it Candy Maize.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 04:59 PM (HsdYX)
I think we should all put ourselves forward as the Democrat write-in candidate. Or maybe just pick one.
Vote for 'THE Cannibal Bob."
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (sTBcq)
I have a past bb. I wasn't always the kind, gentle CB you see here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 04:59 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
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Buckeyes, the poisonous nut.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 02, 2019 04:59 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (abNpZ)
i thought it was a goat. huh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 05:00 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 02, 2019 05:00 PM (UFLLM)
America's Beard is Back...
and this time, it's personal.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 05:00 PM (HsdYX)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 04:57 PM (8ts9m)
Make America Carnivore Again!
MACA!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now THE Cannibal Bob!' at August 02, 2019 05:00 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: troyriser
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Who is "the real Dem leadership"? These people must be insane. The only way I can see this happening is if Michelle agrees to be their front-man and then (assuming she wins) secretly bags off the entire job and turns it over to a committee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (M9ntN)
The suggestion that Michelle Obama is going to be drafted at the Democrat convention is laughable. She is 100% inexperienced at doing anything, other than getting an affirmative action position on a hospital board, and working for a very short time in a law office. She was first lady for eight years, in which she made enemies with half the country's school system lunch program adminstrators, and had few successful programs and appearances during her tenure.
So now, people are going to vote for her in droves as a democrat candidate, who would have zero campaign structure throughout the entire country, while competing against a sitting, popular president with a year and a half head start on fund raising and campaigning.
Yeah, ok.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2019 05:01 PM (JxFs6)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2019 05:01 PM (sGtp+)
Can you see her in the final debate with Trump?
Decked out all feminine and presidential staring and glaring at him. She wouldn't be intimidated like Hillary was.
Posted by: Daddy Issues at August 02, 2019 05:01 PM (OIwXy)
Tulsi is to coconuts as Warren is to ______________.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Buffalo jerky.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Falcon and the Snowman at August 02, 2019 05:02 PM (HsdYX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
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Heh.
A buddy of mine, big tall black guy, me, middling tall blue eyed devil, both have maternal grandmothers who are full-blooded Cherokee.
We refer to each other as "cousin."
We've gotten a few raised eyebrows.
Posted by: Blake - used pronoun salesman at August 02, 2019 05:02 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 05:02 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 05:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 05:04 PM (OIwXy)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 04:29 PM (AySD/)
Skulls for the skull throne!
Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 05:07 PM (MwFQu)
And your point is...?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 02, 2019 05:08 PM (gHCnG)
Pemmican and hard tack. Are we going to Rendezvous?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 05:09 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 02, 2019 05:29 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: saf at August 02, 2019 06:12 PM (5IHGB)
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