"Republican" Consultant Rick Wilson: I Went After Tulsi Gabbard and Now the RUSSIANS Are in My Operating System!!!!

Your weekly reminder that this group of lunatic liberals used to completely control our party and its supportive media, but now only incompletely controls it.

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Corrected: Lance McCormack suggested that Wilson means he went after Gabbard on Twitter, not that he went to her website, as I took it to mean (and as the headline originally suggested). Lance's interpretation makes more sense, so I'm going with that.

Sportakus also notes:

331 In fairness (?) to Lick Stilson, it's not impossible that a 4channer fan of Tulsi or two decided to fuck with him. Which should be noted is not even remotely equivalent to Muh Russia.

Howl:

391 I saw the dullest minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Lido Deck at dawn looking for an angry fix Louise Mensch hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the grifter dynamo in the machinery of the GOPe.

Posted by: Allen Ginsburg, #MAGABaby!

And speaking of hostile foreign nations running influence ops to interfere with American politics...




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:58 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (iikV8)

2 Fiend Of The Bog.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (vzCV0)

3 What a despicable piece of sh*t.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (pPQeR)

4 So....impeach her.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (ykq7q)

5 First! In the hearts of his countrymen

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (mIQCW)

6 Russia. Is there anything they can't do for the Deep State?

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (AkkRZ)

7 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (iikV

I'm going to the UN over this one.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MAstk)

8 Or 5th...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (mIQCW)

9 What language is this?

"I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (awAkQ)

10 I can't wait for Rick Wilson to decide to abandon all physical needs and join a monastery to spend the rest of his life in thoughtful contemplation and prayer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (iikV8)

11 7 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:00 PM (iikV

I'm going to the UN over this one.
Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MAstk)

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I await their sternly worded letter with great anticipation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (iikV8)

12 Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. May RW remain blessed in all modalities.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (q1Pj5)

13 This dude's a fuckin' fruitcake, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

14 This is so precious! I feel like a little jelly donut just won a golden ticket to Tater's pink donut box.

Posted by: Max Power at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (q177U)

15 I Got It From The Toilet Seat!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (HsdYX)

16
I hope Tulsi pees all over him. Russian pee whore she is, obviously.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (f1Vqw)

17 Rick & French are looking more alike every day.

Posted by: Quilp at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (Bf3hj)

18 Does Rick Wilson identify as TheRickWilson to distinguish himself from RickWilson or ARickWilson or AnotherRickWilson?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (ESjAn)

19 Rick Wilson is lying. He's a liar.

Posted by: Chris M at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (eAZVt)

20
I just cant even.... how infantile can these dickholes actually get?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

21
Shouldn't that be "Renowned Expert Rick Wilson"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (+6KSy)

22 Qatari Dancing Boy Rick Wilson

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (HsdYX)

23 I go at T*lsi Ga**ard

"at"??

and suddenly I've getting

??

That tweet looks like something that crawls out of a Pakistani boiler room operation ... though it does have a bit of a Chinese smell to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (nmtEZ)

24 18 Does Rick Wilson identify as TheRickWilson to distinguish himself from RickWilson or ARickWilson or AnotherRickWilson?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:02 PM (ESjAn)

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This part of the man, I get.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (iikV8)

25 I've been trying to improve my language, I really have.

But I just sat down and read this and the first words out of my mouth were "Sycophantic cock-sucking little..."

Ugh

These people are actually revolting, like actually recoil-away-from, the desperation and sycophancy is just that terrible

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (6JL3d)

26 I can't wait for Rick Wilson to decide to abandon all physical needs and join a monastery to spend the rest of his life in thoughtful contemplation and prayer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (iikV

Heaven's Gate is getting back together.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (ykq7q)

27 What the frequency Rick?

Posted by: Prince Zee the Hun at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (M3gYB)

28 Muh precious bodily fluids and private monopolies.

Never go full Gen. Jack Ripper.

Posted by: James OBrien at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (x4/rQ)

29 Exhibit A in why the GOP has been so dysfunctional.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

30 Rick Wilson shouldn't have spend so much time "researching" Thai Ladybois.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

31 Thank goodness he's no longer a Friend of the blog. So we can go at him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (O8WFE)

32
This part of the man, I get.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (iikV

No offence intended.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (ESjAn)

33 I read Wilson's (illiterate) tweet differently-- I took "go at" to mean "criticize," not "look at the website of," but who knows what that galaxy-brain means?

I mean, aside from the notion that there are arachnids crawling upon him, and that someone should assist in their removal.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (l8gTz)

34 I mentioned pron here in the comments and then 5 minutes later there was pron on my computer [shudders]...HAD to have been the Russkis...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

35 He crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (K/2j/)

36 He morphed into General Ripper so quickly....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

37 Heaven's Gate is getting back together.
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (ykq7q)

Purgatory's back door by the dumpster

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (AURKQ)

38 It's conspiracy theories all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (sKZ8P)

39 >> "I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"

This idiot is afraid that the mere mention of Tulsi's name will bring a deluge of L3T3 Putin Haxxors upon him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (f1Vqw)

40 Got to hand it to Wilson, he knows his marks. A true grifter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

41 If the Russians were running T*lsi Ga**ard's web site then he'd get vodka ads and proposals from beautiful Russian women looking to marry a strong American man ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (nmtEZ)

42 Rick Wilson and Col. Sanders -- separated at birth?

Posted by: Regular joe at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (6/uwW)

43 Come on, if you know anything about Rick Wilson, it ought to be that if he's being hacked/spammed on his computer, it's not the political websites he's visiting, it's the kiddie pron sites.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (a2xio)

44 24 18 Does Rick Wilson identify as TheRickWilson to distinguish himself from RickWilson or ARickWilson or AnotherRickWilson?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

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Tell me about it.

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (6WCwE)

45 Yeah let's all move to Qatar because it's so cutting edge.
Speaking of which, do they do decapitations, Rick?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (NMAzL)

46 9 What language is this?

"I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"


If he types her full name out, Bloody Mary will appear in the mirror and kill him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)

47 Remember that Qatar is the government that apparently is funding Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)

48 BTW, spell it correctly, it's not "Qatar", it's "Gutter". That's exactly how it's pronounced.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (nmtEZ)

49 Visit scenic Qatar. Come often, stay long. This is my very independent opinion.

Posted by: THE Wick Realson at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (iys0/)

50 If the Russians aren't all up in our business why can't I get an erection, or satisfy women?

#Truth

Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (P1AAi)

51 Breaking news:

Man with internet connection and email account receives spam.

Details at 11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

52 Why is the asshat using asterisks for some of the letters in her name? The foil the Russian bots and social media search results?

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (sKZ8P)

53 He should say it 3 times. She's Beetle Juice!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (NMAzL)

54 I did not realize how many members of the Horde have a nic starting with The.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (ESjAn)

55
"I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"

-------

Oh, him tweet read good!

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (Izzlo)

56 BLOODY MARY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SWQkTYg1c

Posted by: GWAR at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (HsdYX)

57 "35 He crazy.
Posted by: JackStraw"


No. He is a scumbag grifter that figured out early on there was money to be made scamming poor souls suffering TDS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

58 Is the man having a stroke? WTF kind of grammar is that?

"I go at T*LSI GA**ARD"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (so+oy)

59 Wilson's become a full-time paranoid loon?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

60 He's fucking nuts. I've been on Tulsi's sites and got no such spam.

Posted by: keena at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (BNZkU)

61 Rick Wilson is nothing more than a DICK with ears that steals Oxygen

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (BqBId)

62 54 I did not realize how many members of the Horde have a nic starting with The.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (ESjAn)

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Don't worry. None of us matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (iikV8)

63 48 BTW, spell it correctly, it's not "Qatar", it's "Gutter". That's exactly how it's pronounced.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (nmtEZ)

I thought it was pronounced "boiling throat phlegm" myself.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

64 Posted by: James OBrien at August 02, 2019 02:03 PM (x4/rQ)

Dang, we had the same "I think I know who this reminds me of" moment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

65
All the women
Around the world
Want a phony cuck star....

Who plays Qatar.

Posted by: T*lsi Ga**ard Mella*camp at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

66 The expert should learn how grammar works.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

67 OMG... Spam.... Gabbard... Hawaii... Hawaiians love Spam....


...DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (AURKQ)

68 62 54 I did not realize how many members of the Horde have a nic starting with The.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (ESjAn)

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Don't worry. None of us matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (iikV

Don't listen to him!

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

69 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

70 Does Rick Wilson realize The Paolo is a Russian plant?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (ESjAn)

71 I'm not THE Guy Smiley.

THE Guy Smiley was a legendary game show host and a great Muppet-American.

I'm just a guy who smiles a lot, I'm not THE Guy Smiley.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (O8WFE)

72 I hope it's only 50 percent now, ace. I would put the Beltway number at closer to 70, but the upside is they are being displaced and/or leaving.

Wilson is a psychopath. If anyone ever again is stupid enough to hire him (this includes who it likely would be, including Democrats) this insanity will be trotted out quickly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (iw59Q)

73 I'm not saying the guy shouldn't have "Summer's Eve" tatooed across his forehead, I'm just saying the way to avoid the douche is to never go down the feminine hygiene aisle.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (IWZO4)

74 It took me years and years, but I have concluded that the GOP has been infiltrated with monkey wrenching idiots, for decades.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (w7KSn)

75 I should make an app that evacuates your Tweets before you send them and prevents you from looking retarded/insane.

Anyone know how to code?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (1ISKN)

76 And it doesn't have anything to do with him having had eight tabs of "Ukrainian Piss Whores" open at the same time as surfing for Gabbard hits.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (Dh1wo)

77 I can't even.... these are stupid times.

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (T9rmq)

78 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)


Only if she has a fresh coat of sealant on her face.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (nmtEZ)

79 What is it with NeverTrumpers having heads that look like scrotums?

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (l9mVC)

80 39 >> "I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"

This idiot is afraid that the mere mention of Tulsi's name will bring a deluge of L3T3 Putin Haxxors upon him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (f1Vqw)

Yikes. He's a Looney Tunes.
So he means:

I type the twitter address

@TulsiGabbard

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (awAkQ)

81 51
Breaking news:



Man with internet connection and email account receives spam.



Details at 11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

+++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (9+jnX)

82 Rick Wilson looks better with a paper bag over his head.

Posted by: Shirley at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (QmV8z)

83 Sounds like Rick Wilson visited the wrong website.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (ycWCI)

84 I did not realize how many members of the Horde have a nic starting with The.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (ESjAn)



Not me.

Posted by: The naturalfake at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (mIQCW)

85 Evacuates = evaluates.

Get it together spell check.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (1ISKN)

86 71 I'm not THE Guy Smiley.

THE Guy Smiley was a legendary game show host and a great Muppet-American.

I'm just a guy who smiles a lot, I'm not THE Guy Smiley.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (O8WFE)

Are you the Real Slim Shady?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

87 Come on, if you know anything about Rick Wilson, it ought to be that if he's being hacked/spammed on his computer, it's not the political websites he's visiting, it's the kiddie pron sites.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (a2xio)


That creepy picture of him and Schiff exuded the stench of NAMBLA.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (y7DUB)

88 They used to joke about the John Birchers seeing Russians under every bed. What paranoid nuts they were, huh?

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (xjiRE)

89 70 Does Rick Wilson realize The Paolo is a Russian plant?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (ESjAn)

Like a ficus or something?

Posted by: Someguy at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (FC8Ev)

90 The "expert" Rick Wilson got a hold of some bad cream pie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (pw+jk)

91 Top 100 and glanced at the content!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (qC1Sy)

92 87 Come on, if you know anything about Rick Wilson, it ought to be that if he's being hacked/spammed on his computer, it's not the political websites he's visiting, it's the kiddie pron sites.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (a2xio)

That creepy picture of him and Schiff exuded the stench of NAMBLA.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:09 PM (y7DUB)

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So, he's an FBI informant, then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (iikV8)

93 I'm not saying the guy shouldn't have "Summer's Eve" tatooed across his forehead, I'm just saying the way to avoid the douche is to never go down the feminine hygiene aisle.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM


Guy probably has a little douche coupe in his garage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (ejd/p)

94 I socked George Costanza in the comments once, ONCE! - and ALL I get in my box is Penis Enlargement Spam.

And the worst thing is...

none of the products seem to have worked. Sad!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (HsdYX)

95 79 What is it with NeverTrumpers having heads that look like scrotums?
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (l9mVC)

There was a guy in my high school class whose nickname was Scrotum Head. I wonder if he's a neverTrumper. I don't remember his real name.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (ESjAn)

96 Ah, Rick Wilson... back when he pretended to be conservative I remember him getting grifted out of money and time by a pretender. Now, did that give him the idea to sell out or did a con get conned...

Posted by: Inogame at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (1TU21)

97 He really is an embarrassment and should know.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (4s9VZ)

98 69 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

Only if she wears the yoga pants and works out.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

99 Question for Mr. Wilson....tinfoil....shiny part out or in?

PS. Someone needs to tweet him that if he angers those russkies too much they'll put kiddie pron on his machine and notify the authoritahs....

Posted by: Teeroy Jenkins at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (cgevC)

100 You know how we look at how stupid and evil the left is and wonder "how can we ever lose to this"? Well that's because most of our candidates want people like this to be running their campaigns.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

101 Is he sure it was Tulsi Gabbard and not the tentacle porn site he visited right after?

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (TgZVh)

102 69 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

Apparently not; read the Morning Rant comments!

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (awAkQ)

103 Ricky played Qatar

Jamming good with Billy Kristol

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (Izzlo)

104 rofl --- the Ekdahl tweet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (CDGwz)

105 Trump is pulling Ratcliffe's nomination for DNI.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (K/2j/)

106 So he means:

I type the twitter address

@TulsiGabbard

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:08 PM (awAkQ)


I doubt it. RIght after that he writes, "I've getting".

He just sucks at English. He writes like Chinese spam.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (nmtEZ)

107 Guy probably has a little douche coupe in his garage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 02:10 PM (ejd/p)

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And is blinded by the light.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

108 If you dare make Willie Brown's Mistress look bad, we will destroy you.

Posted by: The DemocRat Media (BIRM) at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (Zx6uT)

109 34 I mentioned pron here in the comments and then 5 minutes later there was pron on my computer [shudders]...HAD to have been the Russkis...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

That's all it takes? Pron!

Posted by: The Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (OXlTx)

110 Translation: "Trump broke me."


In other news, Imam Tawadi says America's Sweetheart, Ilhan Omar, was photo graphed leaving a CA restaurant holding hands with . . .

". . .the mastermind behind Qatar's internal and external affairs, Chief of National Security: Mohammed Al-Masnad, and who has done everything to hide his image."

*and he tweeted a picture of the guy

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

111 Yeah let's all move to Qatar because it's so cutting edge.
Speaking of which, do they do decapitations, Rick?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (NMAzL)


Rick is a sophisticated fellow, and he doesn't approve of everything they do over there. Indeed, when the Qataris get tired of their concubines, they send them to Rick, because gosh, by the time they reach age 12 (or their first pregnancy), they're no longer of interest to the Qataris.

Rick, on the other hand.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (a2xio)

112
I was blinded by the light (Russian piss),
Wrapped up like a douche,
Another runner in the night.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (f1Vqw)

113 The real Russian conspiracy is how Rick Wilson can't beat his 6 year old daughter at candyland.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

114 10 I can't wait for Rick Wilson to decide to abandon all physical needs and join a monastery to spend the rest of his life in thoughtful contemplation and prayer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:01 PM (iikV

Become a Carthusian hermit. They make Trappists look like libertines.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (MwFQu)

115 113 The real Russian conspiracy is how Rick Wilson can't beat his 6 year old daughter at candyland.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

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He keeps cheating, but he can't figure out how to cheat properly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (iikV8)

116
I hadn't thought about Rick "Pimpfeet, Sr." Wilson in a minute. He's even more deranged than usual today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (AzW6q)

117 A few years back Wilson confessed to getting totally scammed and robbed by some con artist.

Clearly, those damn Russkies have been planning for this day.

Posted by: motionview at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (pYQR/)

118 Gentlemen pundits of course accept money from the right sorts of foreigners.

It is in fact considered improper within civilized society to comment on said acceptance of foreign money.

How do you know who is and isn't the right sort of foreigner? Well, you just have to know don't you, old chap.

Posted by: Gentleman Pundit at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (hdzef)

119 This guy is a fucking lunatic. He's almost hit Eichenwaldian levels of teh crayzee.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

120

Forget all about that Putin shit and learn how to play Qatar.

Posted by: John Kookie Melonhead at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

121 How come nobody ever accuses Bernie Sanders of colluding with the Russians?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (ESjAn)

122 59 Wilson's become a full-time paranoid loon?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

Like all idiots with Delusions of Grandeur, what's really behind this claim is "Look at ME! Russia is so scared of ME that they are targeting ME! See how Important I am???"

when in fact, Vladimir Putin's chauffer's dog wouldn't piss on you if you laid down in front of a Moscow fire hydrant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (Kpl3J)

123 If somneone did hack his computer it means he is running w/o blocker. How stupid can you get?

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (mpXpK)

124 Heaven's Gate is getting back together."

Hey, anybody seen my black Nikes?

/TheRickWilson

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)

125 Candidate for worst job in the world: the Russian agent assigned to mess with Rick Wilson's internet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (KUaJL)

126 TOP men.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (P1AAi)

127 Ratcliffe withdraws.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (MAstk)

128 If I ever see someone praise Dubai, I know they're despicable unless they live there. Usually even then. The best part of Spec Ops: The Line, a pretty shit FPS in its own right, was seeing the corpse of Dubai buried in sand.

Posted by: trev006 at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (Mdidy)

129 124
Heaven's Gate is getting back together."



Hey, anybody seen my black Nikes?



/TheRickWilson


And my nuts?

Posted by: TheRickWilson at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (T6t7i)

130 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)


I do have some parmesan that needs gratin'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (O8WFE)

131 The "expert" Rick Wilson got a hold of some bad cream pie.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

===
If your wife and her bull makes it, there is no BAD cream pie.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (pw+jk)

132 <b>Rat</b>cliffe being sent to clean up Baltimore instead??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (Dh1wo)

133 105 Trump is pulling Ratcliffe's nomination for DNI.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (K/2j/)


He doesn't need a paper bag/
What's up with pulling his name?

Posted by: Shirley at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (QmV8z)

134 121 How come nobody ever accuses Bernie Sanders of colluding with the Russians?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (ESjAn)

Well, it's always the guy who Honeymoon's in Moscow and spends his entire freakin' career talking about how great Communism is that you least suspect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

135 "Republican " in name or as in # NeverTrump?

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (BbGew)

136 And my nuts?
Posted by: TheRickWilson"

They're in the black sacks you'll tie around your head...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (6qErC)

137 Crap. Too used to Insty's.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (Dh1wo)

138 105 Trump is pulling Ratcliffe's nomination for DNI.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:11 PM (K/2j/)

Which means Mutt Rombley and the usual suspects nixed him. Mitch needs to recess for real so the Donald can get a recess appointment.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

139 >> Yeah let's all move to Qatar because it's so cutting edge. Speaking of which, do they do decapitations, Rick?


How about slavery? Supporting Taliban terrorists?

Say, how's clock boy Ahmed doing with his 100% paid scholarship to school in Qatar?
What, he came home to Texas?

Even stupid clock boy knows that Qatar sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

140 I was playing 3 card monte on the street the other day and I kept losing, despite seeing that the Ace should have been the middle card!

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (KUaJL)

141 Totally didn't happen when he clicked that penis enlargement ad on Pornhub last night.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (5rnQd)

142
Ratcliffe withdraws.
Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 02:13 PM (MAstk)

--------

Yeah... I highly doubt he had the votes for confirmation. Senate Rs aren't going to be comfortable with a non-DS-compliant DNI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

143 How come nobody ever accuses Bernie Sanders of colluding with the Russians?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:12 PM (ESjAn)

Not news....been going on for years.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (ykq7q)

144 It is all Trump's Fault (TM).

After President Donald Trump added the steel and aluminum tariffs, Rick Wilson couldn't afford his tin foil caps anymore.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (EK+Pw)

145 I type the twitter address

@TulsiGabbard


Oooooohh, okay, that almost makes sense. Kinda.

Maybe. At least as good as my hypothesis, anyway.

Man, I'm so glad the voices in *my* head are lucid and rational.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (l8gTz)

146 So, Senator Burr went to Trump and said he wouldn't confirm. Clearly. He can only lose 3 senators and a nom is done. A pity, Ratcliffe was great for the job.

Deep state won this round.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)

147 Yeah. The Russians are real fucking interested in Rick "Who?" Wilson.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (BE73W)

148 This afternoon, I at T**lsi Gabb**ard's website and now the bag of cheetos got stuck in the vending machine.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (KUaJL)

149 NeverTrump's Favorite Bulls Ranked:

1- Twitter
2- Qatar
3- Jake Tapper

Posted by: El Kabong at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (datdl)

150 Speaking of which, do they do decapitations, Rick?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (NMAzL)


Whoa, there! Let's not go crazy. Done for the right reasons, I have no problem with decapitations.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (nmtEZ)

151
And my nuts?
Posted by: TheRickWilson


He's overdrawn at the memory bank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (aKsyK)

152 "I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"


Oh! Is her name Xhosa?

Is that what those little asterisks represent? Click sounds?


Here I've been pronouncing it -

Tool-see Gay-board

when it's really-

T-*click*-la-sigh Ga-*click**click*-aird



The things you learn of this blog. It's educational!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (mIQCW)

153 It really is amazing that the Donks and NeverTrumpers have gone full on McCarthyism.


Which is quite ironic, don't you think.


Projection is not just a river in Kekistan.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (A9fW2)

154 Hey, anybody seen my black Nikes?



/TheRickWilson

And my nuts?
Posted by: TheRickWilson



Bince, the ShamWow guy has them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 02:16 PM (aNSOb)

155 Cuck + Qatar = Quck?

Posted by: El Kabong at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (datdl)

156
CANDYMAN
CANDYMAN
CANDYM

I can't do it! I'm afraid!

Sobs

Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)

157 I thought "Wilson" was the ball on the beach,only smarter than this bald ball headed dude.

Kick Him Kick Him Penalty kick ref for simulation....


soccer to him...........

Posted by: saf at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (5IHGB)

158 Is that what those little asterisks represent? Click sounds?


Here I've been pronouncing it -

Tool-see Gay-board

when it's really-

T-*click*-la-sigh Ga-*click**click*-aird

The things you learn of this blog. It's educational!
Posted by: naturalfake


You now speak a foreign language.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (aNSOb)

159 I go at T*lsi G******rd and then the check engine light in my car comes on.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

160 Even stupid clock boy knows that Qatar sucks.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (bDqIh)


We're the dumbasses for letting that little turd and his grifter family back.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (y7DUB)

161 The msm is complicit in this govt cover up.

They are literally assisting the DS.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 02:17 PM (MAstk)

162 Yeah... I highly doubt he had the votes for confirmation. Senate Rs aren't going to be comfortable with a non-DS-compliant DNI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Would it be so bad to just leave the position unfilled? We got along fine without it until Bush II.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (T6t7i)

163 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....John has therefore decided to stay in Congress where he has done such an outstanding job representing the people of Texas, and our Country. I will be announcing my nomination for DNI shortly.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)

164 I go at Tuls* *abbard and then find out my wife has been sleeping with the gardener for the past 6 months.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (KUaJL)

165 146 So, Senator Burr went to Trump and said he wouldn't confirm. Clearly. He can only lose 3 senators and a nom is done. A pity, Ratcliffe was great for the job.

Deep state won this round.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)


I really thought that Trump is on record as saying that there should not even be a DNI as the position is not necessary. Might he be following through on that position?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (kUmUV)

166 >> I go at T*lsi Ga**ard"

That's a little trick I do at the glory hole at the rest area bathroom.

Makes 'em blow right then. Increases throughput.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (f1Vqw)

167
Wait.... Ive SEEEN this movie.


Any minute now Julia Roberts is going to rescue Rick Wilson and get answers on how her Dad died.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

168 Second look at Tulsi Gabbard...?



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)





I do have some parmesan that needs gratin'





Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:14 PM (O8WFE)


Man, people are harsh.


She's still pretty. She can't help the dents.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (a2xio)

169 Donald J. Trump is The God Emperor of the United States

Posted by: monkey at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (FTPVM)

170 and Trump quits on John Ratcliffe

goddamnit

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (2jHvr)

171 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (kUmUV)
******
Adm. Mike Rogers

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (BqBId)

172 I thought that people who seek porn sites usually get hit with a sea of spam.Perhaps what he was searching for was more in the lines of - pictures T*lisi Ga***ard posing in sexy and provocative positions.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (9+jnX)

173 If he types her full name out, Bloody Mary will appear in the mirror and kill him.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)

Mary Tudor, or somebody else? She was just getting her own back for the way she was treated after her father dumped her mother for a younger womb that would hopefully be male friendly. But only produced the Elizabeth.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (MwFQu)

174 Style guide says Fried-of-the-blog Rick Wilson, right?

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (9VeU0)

175 I went to T*lsi G******rd yesterday and 5 min later I get a text from my bank saying my mortgage payment is due.

WTF

Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (MAstk)

176 I was simply enjoying a bowl of cereal while driving and then smashed into the car in front of me. Totally not Putin at fault.

Posted by: The the Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (Izzlo)

177 NeverTrump: The idea that a bunch of hyper partisan DOJ and IC officials led a witchhunt against a duly elected president is hyper paranoid nonsense.

Also NeverTrump: The Russians have a submarine in Lake Ontario that bounces a satellite signal off my teeth fillings to track my brainwaves.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (datdl)

178 Don't they make some kind of face spackle she could use?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (1ISKN)

179 I really thought that Trump is on record as saying that there should not even be a DNI as the position is not necessary. Might he be following through on that position?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 02, 2019 02:18 PM (kUmUV)

Maybe now. But there's no reason for the last 2 weeks of talking about Ratcliffe if this was his intent from the start.

It may be a case of "Well, if you Senators won't let me have the DNI I want, then I won't have one at all."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)

180 "146 So, Senator Burr went to Trump and said he wouldn't confirm. Clearly. He can only lose 3 senators and a nom is done. A pity, Ratcliffe was great for the job.

Deep state won this round."

The upside is Moscow Mitch will make Burr and company pay dearly. OK, I've been smoking with Kamala and laughing about the rubes being locked up for the same reason.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (iw59Q)

181 John Ratcliffe @RepRatcliffe
2m
While I am and will remain very grateful to the President for his intention to nominate me as Director of National Intelligence, I am withdrawing from consideration.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

182 121 Or Lizzy, who would love to be the Communist dictator

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (BbGew)

183 177 NeverTrump: The idea that a bunch of hyper partisan DOJ and IC officials led a witchhunt against a duly elected president is hyper paranoid nonsense.

Also NeverTrump: The Russians have a submarine in Lake Ontario that bounces a satellite signal off my teeth fillings to track my brainwaves.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (datdl)

==========

*edges away slowly*
-Crazy homeless person

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (iikV8)

184 >>Adm. Mike Rogers

The left would freak the fuck out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (K/2j/)

185 177 NeverTrump: The idea that a bunch of hyper partisan DOJ and IC officials led a witchhunt against a duly elected president is hyper paranoid nonsense.

Also NeverTrump: The Russians have a submarine in Lake Ontario that bounces a satellite signal off my teeth fillings to track my brainwaves.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (datdl)

[Whispering] You know about that?

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

186 I'd like to thank the media for holding our govt accountable.

Posted by: Dan Coates at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (MAstk)

187 This is insane.

I mean that in the clinical sense.

These people have lost their damn minds.

And it is insulting as hell to say that the only reason Tulsi Gabbard is running or that she went after Harris is because she's a FUCKING RUSSIAN AGENT!

*throws things*

Anyone disowning him for calling an Iraqi war veteran a traitor or is David French too busy blowing him for standing up to the Trumpists to do that?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)

188 >>Don't they make some kind of face spackle she could use?


The Paolo does.

Posted by: Paolo at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (HsdYX)

189 Bless his heart.

Posted by: The Diesel Jones at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (0CeRG)

190 I was just in the kitchen making lunch and a squirrel ran by the window. A squirrel! Don't tell me Putin isn't in control.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)

191 I go at Tulsi Gabbard and suddenly I'm jacking off to gay midget porn.

But it's totally not the putin machine

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)

192 I believe The Rick Wilson on this one. Other day I visited Pornhub and next thing I know everything was sticky, junk was flaccid, and wrist hurt. The Internet is dangerous, man. It does things to stuff.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (B1ik8)

193 If the squirrel is still running, you're not making lunch right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (1ISKN)

194 175 I went to T*lsi G******rd yesterday and 5 min later I get a text from my bank saying my mortgage payment is due.

WTF
Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:19 PM (MAstk)

OMG LOL. I had to pretend I was coughing so I wouldn't get busted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

195 Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:20 PM (K/2j/)
*******
EXACTLY !!! what is their argument against him. No Experience? NOT

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

196 I really thought that Trump is on record as saying that there should not even be a DNI as the position is not necessary. Might he be following through on that position?

There was an inherent conflict in having the DCIA also be DCI, which the DNI was supposed to correct (among other things).

Success of that intent is still to be determined.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (MwFQu)

197 >>I was just in the kitchen making lunch and a squirrel ran by the window. A squirrel! Don't tell me Putin isn't in control.

Was moose with him?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (K/2j/)

198 "163 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....John has therefore decided to stay in Congress where he has done such an outstanding job representing the people of Texas, and our Country. I will be announcing my nomination for DNI shortly."


Rick Wilson approves.


My ire is at Moscow Mitch, to be clear.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (iw59Q)

199 >>Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)


You are drinking the Kool Aid and you don't even know that Ric James was never in Shalamar.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (HsdYX)

200 190 I was just in the kitchen making lunch and a squirrel ran by the window. A squirrel! Don't tell me Putin isn't in control.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)

Dude, this is what the Power Suit Rat Terriers are for.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

201 Weird Dave had this guy's number a LONG time ago.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (9VeU0)

202 But in fairness to the Rickster, they're all crazy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (hjaPQ)

203 Put 4 pairs of socks in the washer, got 3 pairs back.

#PutinMachine

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (P1AAi)

204 192
I believe The Rick Wilson on this one. Other day I visited Pornhub and
next thing I know everything was sticky, junk was flaccid, and wrist
hurt. The Internet is dangerous, man. It does things to stuff.


Were you also plagued by self-loathing and ennui? Definitely Tulsi.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (T6t7i)

205 201 Weird Dave had this guy's number a LONG time ago.
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (9VeU0)

==========

"Could he please call? My wife misses him."
-TheRickWilson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (iikV8)

206 If you type out T*lsi Ga**ard correctly, you'll turn into a newt. True story.

Posted by: Marmo, I'll learn ya codin' at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (fq72/)

207 Rick Wilson is a n*gger.

(nagger)

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (z2NNm)

208 201 Weird Dave had this guy's number a LONG time ago.
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:23 PM (9VeU0)

Huh. I'd never have thought that Weird Dave would be the kind of guy to have connections to the Kremlin.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

209 Hey guys, I was reading AOS on my celphone and received a phone call from RUSSIA! Not kidding either. I'm gonna hide under the bed this weekend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)

210


What a Dumb Shit!

I work for CHINA, not Russia!

Hello, HAWAII you dumb ass, duh!

Posted by: Tulsi Doom at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (UFLLM)

211 I hate it that Trump doesn't win everything.

But he wins a lot.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (9VeU0)

212 Also NeverTrump: The Russians have a submarine in Lake Ontario that bounces a satellite signal off my teeth fillings to track my brainwaves.

Around the time of the first Iraq War (the Kuwait one) (or maybe later, anyway), the Weekly World News had a story about Saddam Hussein's secret submarines in Lake Michigan.

That one might be my favorite of theirs.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (l8gTz)

213 I'm guessing, but I would bet that Richard Burr, Tom Thillis, Susan Collins, and Mitt Romney at a minimum would all have voted against Ratcliffe. Wouldn't take any more than that to kill the nom. There's really only about 40 Senators who can be trusted, that's a big part of the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

214 Is Burr still conducting hearings on Trump's Rooski collusion. Thanks again, Carolina.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (y7DUB)

215 Tulsi backwards is I SLUT

Posted by: Kamal Harris at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (MAstk)

216 There was an inherent conflict in having the DCIA also be DCI, which the DNI was supposed to correct (among other things).

Posted by: Fox2!


Is that before or after the DMV got the DMZ involved?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 02:25 PM (aNSOb)

217 Ratcliffe nom pulled.

Damnit!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 02, 2019 02:25 PM (NoKAc)

218 B*ggee Sm*lls
B*ggee Sm*lls
B*ggee Sm*lls

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 02:25 PM (z2NNm)

219 I go at Tulsi Gabbard and suddenly now my coffee is cold.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:25 PM (KUaJL)

220 Smooth, Paolo, smooth.

Posted by: monkey at August 02, 2019 02:25 PM (FTPVM)

221 212 Also NeverTrump: The Russians have a submarine in Lake Ontario that bounces a satellite signal off my teeth fillings to track my brainwaves.
------------------
Most of the Jet Skis you see on Lake Ontario are Putinbots and Smugglers. But mostly smugglers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)

222 He should say it 3 times. She's Beetle Juice!

Biggie Smalls!
Biggie Smalls!
....

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (7s3Gx)

223 Fresh water would completely screw with a submarines ability to control it's buoyancy while submerged.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (1ISKN)

224 210


What a Dumb Shit!

I work for CHINA, not Russia!

Hello, HAWAII you dumb ass, duh!
Posted by: Tulsi Doom at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (UFLLM)

Okay, one of you guys with video stees need to paste Tulsi's face over Thulsa Doom while he does the "Contemplate this on the tree of woe" thing. [Points] Make it so.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

225 Guy Smiley for Snark of the Day.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (6/uwW)

226 Dammit, thirty seconds late.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (7s3Gx)

227 "213 I'm guessing, but I would bet that Richard Burr, Tom Thillis, Susan Collins, and Mitt Romney at a minimum would all have voted against Ratcliffe. Wouldn't take any more than that to kill the nom. There's really only about 40 Senators who can be trusted, that's a big part of the problem."

Not so certain about Tillis as he is engaged in pre-primary kabuki, but the rest, yes. Incidentally, Carolinians, you can get back at Warner's little bitch boy Burr by voting for Tillis' primary opponent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (iw59Q)

228 This guy understands!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (8TdcF)

229 Trump has given up on the Ratshit appointment
He will renominate after Mexico pays for the wall or deficit falls yo Obsma levels

Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (aqdTf)

230 214 Is Burr still conducting hearings on Trump's Rooski collusion. Thanks again, Carolina.
------------------
That's not Carolina. Its NJ/NY who moved to Carolina. Same deal in Virginia.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

231 215 Tulsi backwards is I SLUT
Posted by: Kamal Harris at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (MAstk)

Meow!

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (awAkQ)

232 Hey Kurt, do we want to fall to Obama's lower tax collections too?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:28 PM (1ISKN)

233 *******
EXACTLY !!! what is their argument against him. No Experience? NOT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

Their "Argument" is that Trump likes him too much, and that he gets on well with Trump, and therefore he won't "Speak Truth to Power".

Seriously, that idiotic line is their argument.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)

234 233 *******
EXACTLY !!! what is their argument against him. No Experience? NOT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

Their "Argument" is that Trump likes him too much, and that he gets on well with Trump, and therefore he won't "Speak Truth to Power".

Seriously, that idiotic line is their argument.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

*takes notes for next Democratic administration*

*thinks of Democrats' absurd levels of hypocrisy*

*tears up notes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (iikV8)

235 I think the Dems main line of attack on Ratcliff was he was mean to Mueller and asked him hard questions.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (9VeU0)

236 Kurt's jerking it so hard his typing's fucked up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

237 caving on Ratcliffe is just awful

Posted by: Jose at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (Yzham)

238 I go at Tulsi Gabbard and suddenly now the skid marks on my shorts are on the OUTSIDE!!!

But its totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (axyOa)

239 I'm just surprised that Tulsi being a Hindu is not more of an issue in the press based on how much it was with Romney being Mormon.

And when I say more I mean basically an embargo on mentioning it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (TGtxX)

240 *Sips Penis*


**Types Comment**


*Sips Penis*


**Hits 'Enter'*

Posted by: Qurt at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (HsdYX)

241 231 215 Tulsi backwards is I SLUT
Posted by: Kamal Harris at August 02, 2019 02:24 PM (MAstk)

Meow!
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (awAkQ)

Isn't I Slut a featured film on Netflix?

Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ESjAn)

242 I think the troll's having trouble typing, probably needs a craniorectalectomy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (IWZO4)

243 It's nice to know that so many smaht people seek more influence over our day to day lives...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)

244 who da fuk is Rick Wilson?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)

245 229 Trump has given up on the Ratshit appointment
He will renominate after Mexico pays for the wall or deficit falls yo Obsma levels
Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 02:27 PM (aqdTf)

We're here making fun of The Rick Wilson and suddenly Kurt shows up.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (KUaJL)

246 So, now Rick Wilson is a friend of Harris' blog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

247 I go at Tulsi Gabbard and suddenly now my enetmail is full of Nigerian Prince notes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (pw+jk)

248 Note that Ratcliffe was one of the leading Conservatives in the House, and that group of Never Trumping Senators just joined with Chuck Schumer to shit on him.

Well, that's the battle that Trump has been fighting ever since he took office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (Kpl3J)

249 244 who da fuk is Rick Wilson?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)

==========

He's world famous in Poland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (iikV8)

250 Charles Johnson probably feels like he missed the money train

Posted by: jsg at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (UER5v)

251 239 I'm just surprised that Tulsi being a Hindu is not more of an issue in the press based on how much it was with Romney being Mormon.
-----------------
Isn't Kamala a Hindu too? Hindu Collusion is the thing no one is ready for.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)

252 Get rid of the DNI, get rid of Homeland Security.

Sack 'em all.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (7jTIf)

253 I SLUT DRAB BAG

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (O8WFE)

254 I like JackStraw's idea. Bring Mike Rogers out of retirement for DNI.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (hjaPQ)

255 Isn't I Slut a featured film on Netflix?
Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ESjAn)

Trademarked by Apple in anticipation of entering the sexbot market.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (J+mig)

256 Crainorectal Inversion Therapy could change Kurt's life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (1ISKN)

257
Simplest explanation: #nevertrumpers and former Pubbie campaign insultants are poxxy whores who are constantly on the lookout for some excuse or another to explain why they are clearly diseased.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (pNxlR)

258 Welcome back, Qatar.

Posted by: Rick 'Whoreshack' Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (Vy7tf)

259 Isn't I Slut a featured film on Netflix?
Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ESjAn)

They use the more stylish:

I, Slut. I thought Derek Jacobi was a little old for the role though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

260 Define, "I go at" on the internet.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (niGa2)

261 Ratcliffe out is DNI running WTF Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (8ts9m)

262 239 I'm just surprised that Tulsi being a Hindu is not more of an issue in the press based on how much it was with Romney being Mormon.

And when I say more I mean basically an embargo on mentioning it.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (TGtxX)

Wasn't there chatter about Nicki Haley being (IIRC) Sikh? Before it came out that she was Christian.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (MwFQu)

263 262
Wasn't there chatter about Nicki Haley being (IIRC) Sikh? Before it came out that she was Christian.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (MwFQu)

===========

Her parents/heritage are/is Sikh, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (iikV8)

264 I'll Qatar bitch!

Posted by: The the Rick Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (Izzlo)

265 "248 Note that Ratcliffe was one of the leading Conservatives in the House, and that group of Never Trumping Senators just joined with Chuck Schumer to shit on him.

Well, that's the battle that Trump has been fighting ever since he took office."

Yes, this. Every time I get pissed at Trump over something like this, I take note of "our" senators. The loss of the House was painful but it got rid of many of the shithouse rats. It's time to get active in excising tumors from the Senate. It may have to wait until 2022, but it's time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (iw59Q)

266 Like I keep saying... the cruise staff aren't ideologues. They're just hacks on a payroll.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (eAshZ)

267 I'm just surprised that Tulsi being a Hindu is not more of an issue in the press based on how much it was with Romney being Mormon.

And when I say more I mean basically an embargo on mentioning it.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:29 PM (TGtxX)


They don't want the rock worshippers aware there's a polytheist as a candidate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (y7DUB)

268 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

269 256 Crainorectal Inversion Therapy could change Kurt's life.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (1ISKN)

We just have to accept that some procedures are impossible.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

270 And, of course, the customary LOLGF!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (9gDA7)

271 In a weird coincidence, my brother is getting back from Qatar tomorrow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (1ISKN)

272 Trademarked by Apple in anticipation of entering the sexbot market.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (J+mig)

Apple can't make a sexbot, because sexbots need holes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

273 Qatar is a place where lots of good looking women flock and the government supplies them to their guests. I wonder if Wilson got that included in his package?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (8ts9m)

274 I think Rick "the Expert" Wilson got a hold of some of Hillary's private stock RUSSIAN vodka.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

275 Wasn't there chatter about Nicki Haley being (IIRC) Sikh? Before it came out that she was Christian.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 02:32 PM (MwFQu)

Her family is Sikh but everyone in SC knows she went to Saxe-Gotha Presbyterian

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (9VeU0)

276 261 Ratcliffe out is DNI running WTF Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (8ts9m)

See above comments. Clearly it's not Trump's wish, but Senate traitors stabbed Ratcliffe in the back. Better for all to cut the losses now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

277 >>I like JackStraw's idea. Bring Mike Rogers out of retirement for DNI.

That wasn't my idea, I was just commenting on it.

But I think it would be a great pick if he would take the job.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (K/2j/)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (iikV8)

279 Rick Wilson: Qatar Whore

(read as "gutter", as all those pretentious newstwats do...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (AURKQ)

280 Gah

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (9VeU0)

281 Clearly he's an expert buyer of skull wax.

Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (FhXTo)

282
#nevertrumper #poxxywhore

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (pNxlR)

283 Senator Burr is cocksucking traitorous shit-weasel. Oh, and good morning everyone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (AySD/)

284 Rooskies don't take a dump without a plan, Stan.

Posted by: Admiral Josh Simon at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (ca7xK)

285 259 Isn't I Slut a featured film on Netflix?
Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ESjAn)

They use the more stylish:

I, Slut. I thought Derek Jacobi was a little old for the role though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

You've gotta admit, the guy's a great actor!

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

286 Come to me, blaster...

Posted by: The Barrel at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (dkvcO)

287 Suddenly the comments are all italicized.

But it's totally not the Putin machine.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (KUaJL)

288 Rick Wilson is Florida Man.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (9VeU0)

289 271 In a weird coincidence, my brother is getting back from Qatar tomorrow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (1ISKN)

How is Qatar this time of year?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

290 mmmnnnuhh mmmnuhh! *slurrrp* *gag* mmrrble...

Posted by: David French at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (vzCV0)

291 Who the fuck knew that Putin had SOOOO MUCH POWER in the world......

Fuck. You'd think this dude was Master of the Universe for chryssakes.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

292
223 Fresh water would completely screw with a submarines ability to control it's buoyancy while submerged.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:26 PM (1ISKN)


Those fleet boats we built in Wisconsin in WWII did their test dives in Lake Michigan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:35 PM (hLRSq)

293 Sandy, I assume. And smelling faintly of goat.

Idk, I didn't ask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)

294 286 Come to me, blaster...
Posted by: The Barrel at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (dkvcO)


yeah yeah on the way.

Can I finish my waffles?

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:35 PM (9VeU0)

295 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (hjaPQ)
*****
I think that was me

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (BqBId)

296 289 271 In a weird coincidence, my brother is getting back from Qatar tomorrow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:33 PM (1ISKN)

How is Qatar this time of year?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

It ain't hell but hell wants them to turn their damn furnace down.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

297 every fuckin jack-leg in the fucking world knows Putin is the puppet master

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (FZYNt)

298 Ask not for whom The Barrel calls, blaster, for it calls for thee.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

299 You've gotta admit, the guy's a great actor!
Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

Agreed. I did not need the image of him in a thong with a tramp stamp though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

300 >>Can I finish my waffles?


Finnish Waffles >Belgian Waffles

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (HsdYX)

301 291 Who the fuck knew that Putin had SOOOO MUCH POWER in the world......

Fuck. You'd think this dude was Master of the Universe for chryssakes.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

We're supposed to believe that a nation with the GDP of Texas is this influential. It's almost as ridiculous as all those "Jews Control The World" jackasses.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (J+mig)

302
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#&&&
&&&&
#### &&


Oh, fook, the Rooskies are unloading their strategic reserve of #s and &s on this site!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (pNxlR)

303 mmmnnnuhh mmmnuhh! *slurrrp* *gag* mmrrble...

Posted by: David French


Leave some for Kamaltoe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (0VHjR)

304 294 286 Come to me, blaster...
Posted by: The Barrel at August 02, 2019 02:34 PM (dkvcO)

yeah yeah on the way.

Can I finish my waffles?

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:35 PM (9VeU0)


The ooze on the walls isn't syrup.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

305 yeah yeah on the way.

Can I finish my waffles?
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2019 02:35 PM (9VeU0)

The syrup in the barrel is not really syrup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)

306 We are having 20% of our new Rick Wilson dildos.

Get an extra 5% off if you say Russian at order time.

These dildos look exactly like Rick Wilson... without the glasses though.

Posted by: Adam and Eve at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

307 NBC has an op/ed about how "terrible" it is that Will Hurd is retiring, probably turning the seat over to a Dem. Will Hurd, Beto's best friend, who votes for open borders and who hates Trump. Yep, what a loss for the party that will be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

308 Ratcliffe had to withdraw or there would be dozens of Ratcliffes in 9 months badgering Mueller...we can't have that,it's not what we do...we DO be dooby do..pull out of the Sinatra meme before you meet strangers in the night.

Posted by: saf at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (5IHGB)

309 The ooze on the walls isn't syrup.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

And those fatty nodules on the floor are definitely not butter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

310 306 We are having 20% of our new Rick Wilson dildos.

Get an extra 5% off if you say Russian at order time.

These dildos look exactly like Rick Wilson... without the glasses though.
Posted by: Adam and Eve at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

==========

The glasses are on the limited edition, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (iikV8)

311 306 We are having 20% of our new Rick Wilson dildos.

Get an extra 5% off if you say Russian at order time.

These dildos look exactly like Rick Wilson... without the glasses though.
Posted by: Adam and Eve at August 02, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

Aren't dildos supposed to be sexually satisfying?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (KUaJL)

312 I just called the website T*lsi G**bard Joe 30330 and I came up empty

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (flINI)

313 255 Isn't I Slut a featured film on Netflix?
Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:30 PM (ESjAn)

Trademarked by Apple in anticipation of entering the sexbot market.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (J+mig)

It's a tawdry version of "I Pencil."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3W2v7LN-88

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (awAkQ)

314 Finnish Waffles >Belgian Waffles
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM

Probably come with vodka, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (dkvcO)

315 That Wilson boy ain't right.

Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (mSO8Y)

316 The Rick Wilson makes Zippy the Pinhead look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM (NoKAc)

317 The Russians are sure a powerful bunch and the Saudis. Guess we should pack it in. Looks like an early night.



Or wait... wut put American interests first(including our friends). Naw that would never work.


Fucking dimwit fucktards.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (0OmEj)

318 260 Define, "I go at" on the internet.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at August 02, 2019 02:31 PM (niGa2)

= "I type @"

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (awAkQ)

319 Aren't dildos supposed to be sexually satisfying?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:38 PM

CBD, over to you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (dkvcO)

320 there is no porn on netflix

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (FZYNt)

321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)

322 We're supposed to believe that a nation with the GDP of Texas is this influential. It's almost as ridiculous as all those "Jews Control The World" jackasses.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (J+mig)

I did want to send a note to our weather control Jews for the amazing week of 70 degree temps and breeziness the other week in Kentucky. That shit is awesome guys!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

323
I larf at #poxxywhore Rick Wilson substituting asterisks in the name Tulsi Gabbard.

Because those Rooskies will come at him again if he uses her name explicitly, you know

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

324 276 Servo

Exactly. He didn't have the GOP votes he needed.

Posted by: mnw (nervous nelly) at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Cssks)

325 Who were the nutless creeps not standing up for Ratcliff?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 02:40 PM (7jTIf)

326 I went to Kamala's website and now I'm suffering an unsightly discharge from my schlong.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 02, 2019 02:40 PM (Geoni)

327 325 Who were the nutless creeps not standing up for Ratcliff?

_____________________

Whoever Trump tweets about in the next few days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (xfb67)

328 321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)

There's only so much you can do with it. It's just Bulgaria with nukes.

Posted by: The joncelli at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

329 Hey Ricky, the reason you're getting phish emails is because you publicly notified them you are an idiot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

330 there is no porn on netflix

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM

That's what a Kodi box is for.

Umm, I've heard.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (AySD/)

331 In fairness (?) to Lick Stilson, it's not impossible that a 4channer fan of Tulsi or two decided to fuck with him. Which should be noted is not even remotely equivalent to Muh Russia.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (CGB5H)

332 321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)

===========

I kind of feel like if Russia was really powerful, they'd have successfully driven up oil prices to help fund the petro state that is Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (iikV8)

333 During a debate Tulsi Gabbard had an effective hit on Harris when she showed Harris was a corrupt prosecutor. The next day somebody predicted the knives would be out for Gabbard. Whoever that was, was right.
Rick Wilson, first to do the work of the leftist masters.

Posted by: First Post Today at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (zeg38)

334 326 I went to Kamala's website and now I'm suffering an unsightly discharge from my schlong.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 02, 2019 02:40 PM (Geoni)

Was me. Should have used condom with Kamala. Prostitya.

Posted by: Vlad "the omnivore" Putin at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

335 I used Tabasco as a lubricant and now my dick feels like it's on fire. Thanks, Putin!

Posted by: The Rick The Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (Izzlo)

336 I think I need to go out for lunch. I have a strange hunger for poutine.

Would I be colluding with the Russians?

Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (ESjAn)

337 330 there is no porn on netflix

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM

That's what a Kodi box is for.

Umm, I've heard.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

it's been said only suckers pay for porn

and music

and TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (FZYNt)

338 Me: TulsiGabbard
TulsiGabbard
TulsiGabbard


Tulsi Gabbard: SHOWTIME

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (flINI)

339 If Russia was powerful, Hillary would have been President.

Notice there is no "Hillary Dossier"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (xfb67)

340 Ve controlink da horizontalink ve controlink da verticalink.

Posted by: The Russians at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

341 I kind of feel like if Russia was really powerful, they'd have successfully driven up oil prices to help fund the petro state that is Russia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (iikV

Or maybe come up with another export to diversify their portfolio?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

342 322 ...

I did want to send a note to our weather control Jews for the amazing week of 70 degree temps and breeziness the other week in Kentucky. That shit is awesome guys!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)


Yes, thank them for an overall cooler than usual summer. And please ask them to do something nice about August.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (7jTIf)

343 Russia spends 100 Grand on Facebook adds and they're the most powerful influencer in the universe.

Soros spends BILLIONS and no one notices.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:43 PM (9gDA7)

344 335 I used Tabasco as a lubricant and now my dick feels like it's on fire. Thanks, Putin!
Posted by: The Rick The Wilson at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (Izzlo)

Try the sriracha next time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

345 341 I kind of feel like if Russia was really powerful, they'd have successfully driven up oil prices to help fund the petro state that is Russia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (iikV

Or maybe come up with another export to diversify their portfolio?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

=========

That's just crazy talk! It's not like it's a huge nation with many potential sources of revenue!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:43 PM (iikV8)

346 We're supposed to believe that a nation with the GDP of Texas is this influential. It's almost as ridiculous as all those "Jews Control The World" jackasses.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:36 PM (J+mig)

______

Just the weather

Posted by: Chaim "Casual Tornado" Plotkin at August 02, 2019 02:43 PM (flINI)

347 Cuming in September our new Fleshlight that we call the Kamaltoe. with automatic suction and three venereal diseases and genital warts included.

Posted by: Adam and Eve at August 02, 2019 02:43 PM (pw+jk)

348 "I go at"
"I've getting"
"Totally"

This dipshit is a professional writer? Lolgf

Posted by: phone of kari at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (8IQhD)

349 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.

Posted by: Zombie ReRun Stubbs at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)

350 321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)

Be careful with that logic, you might offend someone.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:45 PM (J+mig)

351 We think your average commie lacks the technical knowledge

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson, USAF at August 02, 2019 02:45 PM (gmo/4)

352 Servo

Hurd is retiring for the same reason so many other GOP reps in border districts have retired over the last decade: demographic change. Hurd had zero chance of being re-elected in that (now) minority-majority district.

I don't (heart) Hurd, & I won't miss him, but... the DEMs are getting what they wanted, & anticipated getting, from open borders, amnesty & anchor babies.

Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2019 02:45 PM (Cssks)

353 349 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.

Posted by: Zombie ReRun Stubbs at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)

I am waiting for the Cauliflower Worshipers. They seem to have a presence on keto recipe websites.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

354 Funny, Rick never has second password change requests at home.

Posted by: Rick's wife at August 02, 2019 02:46 PM (LGo6U)

355 Not sure what Tulsi Yabba Gabba did to the Leftists, but they sure as hell don't want her as the nominee.


It is strange to me that the keep bringing up Russia though. Is Putin the wrong kind of commie or something?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 02:46 PM (r+sAi)

356 354 Funny, Rick never has second password change requests at home.
Posted by: Rick's wife at August 02, 2019 02:46 PM (LGo6U)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

357 Gabbard got some good shots in on Kamala but she is as batshit insane as the rest of the bunch. IDGAF who wins on their side because they are all batshit bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (0OmEj)

358 Sorry, Rick, but I'm betting it was the Russian mail order bride site you were on just before that.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

359 353 349 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.

Posted by: Zombie ReRun Stubbs at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)

I am waiting for the Cauliflower Worshipers. They seem to have a presence on keto recipe websites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I'm counting on those that worship sausage

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (FZYNt)

360 I like the argument of the NeverTrump crowd that we should put them back in charge because of the long list of successes they brought us.

No, wait!

They don't say that at all. They're the abusive, lying, cheating ex banging on the door at 3am, screaming that we can't break up with them because we have so many years together.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (k81AA)

361 I went to Tulsi Gabbard and now I suffer the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (kTF2Z)

362 Gabbard's non-interventionist to an absurd, Ron Paulian level.

The Deep State can't have that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)

363 351 We think your average commie lacks the technical knowledge
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson, USAF at August 02, 2019 02:45 PM (gmo/4)

The only knowledge they don't lack came from a book of lies written by a drunken mooch.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (J+mig)

364 Don't bother us! We're busy trying to put out the forest fires in Siberia you Americanski's started; probably.

Posted by: The Russians at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

365 QUIT being so mean to Rick Wilson. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (pw+jk)

366 350 321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)

Be careful with that logic, you might offend someone.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:45 PM (J+mig)


Yeah, if you don't watch it you will start thinking that if the Democrats were that organized and powerful there would only be two-three candidates out there: an actual anointed and one or two fakes to make it look real instead of the Mongolian CF that they actually have.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

367 In fairness (?) to Lick Stilson, it's not impossible that a 4channer fan of Tulsi or two decided to fuck with him. Which should be noted is not even remotely equivalent to Muh Russia.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 02, 2019 02:41 PM (CGB5H)
-------------------------------

I must really be off in my own world but is it even possible that The Left knows who this twit is, and thinks he's worth slapping around?

I'm on The Right and I think this guy is a nobody. All these supposed guys who allegedly run the Republican party couldn't in reality run a gas station. It's like a whole posse of Walter Mitty's come to life. They think they're in charge, when in fact they're off in their own little world where nobody else even notices them.

Sad!

Posted by: Boots at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (oGBso)

368 I sent a mean tweet about Tu*s* G*bba*d and suddenly my Frosted Flakes are missing from my pantry.

NICE TRY PUTIN

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

369

Hindu cultism requires anal sphincter tattoos. Makes you frisky. True fact.

Posted by: Tulsi Doom at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (UFLLM)

370 Is the I Slut sexbot the one that doesn't need a password and nobody can personally register?

Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (ESjAn)

371 >>>354 Funny, Rick never has second password change requests at home.
Posted by: Rick's wife

lol

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

372 362 Gabbard's non-interventionist to an absurd, Ron Paulian level.

The Deep State can't have that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)

===========

Can you imagine if she did win the nomination?

What would the Deep State do?

I have a feeling it would be both hilarious and terrifying. Worthy of the Coen brothers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (iikV8)

373 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.

Posted by: Zombie ReRun Stubbs at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)


My head is like lettuce.....go on dig your thumbs in...

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (9gDA7)

374 There is NO ONE PDT can Nominate other than a Deep Stater that the Deep State won't go apeshit over. This is part of PDT's plan

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:50 PM (BqBId)

375 It is strange to me that the keep bringing up Russia though. Is Putin the wrong kind of commie or something?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 02:46 PM (r+sAi)

He's not a commie, and hasnt revived the USSR. He's been perfectly happy running Russia as a conventional dictatorship.

That's why they hate him. Their dream died, and he learned enough from history not to revive it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:50 PM (J+mig)

376 I like the argument of the NeverTrump crowd that we should put them back in charge because of the long list of successes they brought us.

No, wait!

They don't say that at all. They're the abusive, lying, cheating ex banging on the door at 3am, screaming that we can't break up with them because we have so many years together.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (k81AA)

More like they think they can get back together with us by insulting our current significant other.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (KUaJL)

377 I saw WZs had a quote from Warren last night/this morning where she is saying Nukes are a last resort. They made fun of it for the fact she is essentially saying other countries have a free hand in a first strike.

I read it more as a stupid statement of absolute nothing. Nukes are a last resort?!?! Really, we do not want to start a full exchange based on the fact we did not like the tie pin Putin chose for his tracksuit?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

378 Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
******
Yeah Gabbard isn't deep State hahaha

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

379 I went at Tulsi Gabbard and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (9gDA7)

380 374 There is NO ONE PDT can Nominate other than a Deep Stater that the Deep State won't go apeshit over. This is part of PDT's plan
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 02:50 PM (BqBId)

===========

"Why is Biden such a dumb old man?! Did anyone know about this?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (iikV8)

381 So, NeverTrumpers and the Democrat crazies (not the normie ones) are now the party of conspiracy theories.

How dare Tulsi say anything not flattering about Kamala Harris???!!!!!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (L9ky7)

382 Nothing says douch-bag more than "taking up Falconry"




Posted by: dananjcon at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (u6xw0)

383 Trump basically said Radcliffe was being hammered unfairly by the media and didn't want to put his family through that. But frankly, that's what Democrats do. They bitch moan and lie then blow the media for extra points.

I'm a little unclear how the next guy or gal will be different. We've seen this movie before.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (8ts9m)

384 349 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.

Posted by: Zombie ReRun Stubbs at August 02, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)

I'll vote for anyone who campaigns under the promise of "no Roger, No Re-Run, No Rent!"

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (Izzlo)

385 I went to Tulsi Gabbard and now I have a craving for perrouskis for lunch.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (axyOa)

386 I must really be off in my own world but is it even possible that The Left knows who this twit is, and thinks he's worth slapping around?

I don't know that "The Left" would really be an adequate summation. I just know that Tulsi is not wholly unpopular among channers, for similar reason to the Yang crowd - saying one or two things that fringies eat up. In her case, the Paulian isolationism.

It doesn't matter that he's a nobody. Nobodies are the targets of chan ire as much as somebodies, because the measure of a lolcow is not in its prominence, necessarily.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (CGB5H)

387 He should nominate someone more severe than Ratcliff and when he's turned down rag the Senate at his next rally. Specifically the nutless wonders.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (7jTIf)

388 It won't end until the dawn of the woodchipper.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (ltDdP)

389 Anyone else want to give Tusli Gabbard money?

I'll bet she sends private instagram snaps if I do.

Plus...it would piss off Kameltoe.

But maybe it's not a good idea to encourage likeable (or hot) Democrats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

390 >> I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.


Hey, Hey, Hey

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (HsdYX)

391 I saw the dullest minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Lido Deck at dawn looking for an angry fix Louise Mensch hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the GOPe.

Posted by: Allen Ginsburg, Howl at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (PbpT7)

392 389 Anyone else want to give Tusli Gabbard money?

I'll bet she sends private instagram snaps if I do.

Plus...it would piss off Kameltoe.

But maybe it's not a good idea to encourage likeable (or hot) Democrats.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK

=========

Lunchtime in Seattle.

Welcome, my good man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (iikV8)

393 Ratciffe is out as DNI nominee.

Posted by: joefl65 at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (b6XRA)

394 Black youth unemployment is now at the lowest level ever recorded because RaysisOrangeManBad.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (hjaPQ)

395 Who torpedoed Ratcliffe?

Richard Burr, for sure. But there had to have been a couple of other GOP senators also.

Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (Cssks)

396 I went to Tulsi Gabbard and came back with a quart of chest oil.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (r+sAi)

397 "He's not a commie, and hasnt revived the USSR. He's been perfectly happy running Russia as a conventional dictatorship."

Is good to be Tsar. I go now to pop out of Rachel Maddow's, scare the willies out of him!

Posted by: Tsar Vladimir at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

398 But seriously, that episode of What's Happening with the head of lettuce names Ralph still kills.

Just as funny now as it was back then.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (O8WFE)

399 382 Nothing says douch-bag more than "taking up Falconry"

Posted by: dananjcon at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (u6xw0)

You know, if Trump showed up with a golden falcon on his arm for the first debate, it would drive up internet traffic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

400 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.


--


Is that... an Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

401 394 Black youth unemployment is now at the lowest level ever recorded because RaysisOrangeManBad.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (hjaPQ)

==========

"Criticizing a black politician is racist."
-30% of the electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (iikV8)

402 "I like JackStraw's idea. Bring Mike Rogers out of retirement for DNI."

Don't tease me, bro!

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (z2NNm)

403 393 Ratciffe is out as DNI nominee.
Posted by: joefl65 at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (b6XRA)

Or Ratcliffe. With an L.

Posted by: joefl65 at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (b6XRA)

404 I'm on The Right and I think this guy is a nobody. All these supposed guys who allegedly run the Republican party couldn't in reality run a gas station. It's like a whole posse of Walter Mitty's come to life. They think they're in charge, when in fact they're off in their own little world where nobody else even notices them.

Sad!
Posted by: Boots at August 02, 2019 02:48 PM (oGBso)

Most of them are cable news pundits and writers at once-reputable political magazines. IE, medium-size fish in a dying medium and a dead one that's still twitching from scrambled neural signals.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (J+mig)

405 >>...Ralph still kills.


I prefer the Bootlegging of the Doobie Brothers Concert.


Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (HsdYX)

406 370 Is the I Slut sexbot the one that doesn't need a password and nobody can personally register?
Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 02:49 PM (ESjAn)

What's this about sexbots?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

407 Just watched the end of Eastern Promises at lunch . If you liked that movie you might like Siberian Education with John Malkovich.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (TGtxX)

408 400 I'm holding out for the candidate who worships a head of lettuce, named Ralph.


--


Is that... an Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

"What's Happening!", you turkey!

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (Izzlo)

409 What's this about sexbots?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

Don't go down that rabbit hole, Mark- it looks like Derek Jacobi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

410 "Which Doobie do you be?"

Posted by: Rog at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (HsdYX)

411 I just went to T--- G---'s website and now all of a sudden I'm in the mood for a cheeseburger. Coincidence?

Posted by: PG at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (X3wqJ)

412 321 Wouldn't Russia be in better shape if Putin was this powerful?

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Izzlo)


To be fair, he's pretty darn powerful within Russia, but outside can really only toss the occasional sabot into already gummed-up machinery of western social democracies.

It's the crazies in the West that need to make him this era's Emmanuel Goldstein. Without the Two Minutes Hate, the western left pretty much only has decades of policy failure and sexual dysfunction.

Posted by: DocJ at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (DU2N9)

413 Isn't it Rolf?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (oZ6kz)

414 In her blue bikini a shelled peanut between her lips as she smiles.

Posted by: Sonny at August 02, 2019 02:56 PM (Y3jtl)

415 402 "I like JackStraw's idea. Bring Mike Rogers out of retirement for DNI."

Don't tease me, bro!
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (z2NNm)
-------

What he said.

Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 02:56 PM (G0vdT)

416 413 Isn't it Rolf?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (oZ6kz)

I stand corrected. My gardens are overgrown and my cucumbers are soft.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:56 PM (KUaJL)

417 I prefer the Bootlegging of the Doobie Brothers Concert.




Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (HsdYX)


An hour tape of a fat kid eating!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 02, 2019 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

418

With 3 donations you get eggroll!

Posted by: Tulsi Doom at August 02, 2019 02:57 PM (UFLLM)

419 I'm a little unclear how the next guy or gal will be different. We've seen this movie before.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2019 02:51 PM (8ts9m)

Trump is being kind, since he still needs the Senate votes for whoever is next. The media is just blah blah blah, they could have fought that, he does it all the time.

But Richard Burr was quietly but definitely saying he wouldn't vote to confirm, and neither would his anti-Trump Senate pals. And it only takes 4 to kill a nomination, I named the most likely 4 above. There were others who would vote against Trump if they thought they had cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)

420 410 "Which Doobie do you be?"
Posted by: Rog at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (HsdYX)

Dee, looking at the black Doobie Brother: "So were you adopted?"

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 02:57 PM (Izzlo)

421 409 What's this about sexbots?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

Don't go down that rabbit hole, Mark- it looks like Derek Jacobi.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

Hurm. I'm not that hard up. I'll wait for the female models.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

422 If you say Kamala really fast it sounds like Kremlin.
Coinkydink? I think not!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2019 02:57 PM (r+sAi)

423 Just watched the end of Eastern Promises at lunch . If you liked that movie you might like Siberian Education with John Malkovich.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:54 PM (TGtxX)

'Eastern Promises' is a tragically underrated movie. Comes to that, Viggo Mortensen is an underrated actor. 'A History Of Violence' is an amazing film. He essentially played two characters and the transition from one to the other and back is extraordinary to watch.

Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (mSO8Y)

424 Nood

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

425 So PDJT pardons Gen. Flynn and names him as DNI?

Posted by: DocJ at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (DU2N9)

426 I should give Tulsa five bucks to help her qualify for the next debate. We need her on the debate stage.

Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

427 420 410 "Which Doobie do you be?"
Posted by: Rog at August 02, 2019 02:55 PM (HsdYX)


Do be do be doo.

Posted by: Sonny at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (Y3jtl)

428 Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2019 02:58 PM (mSO8Y)

I like his movie Hildago best.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 02:59 PM (TGtxX)

429 Anyone disowning him for calling an Iraqi war veteran a traitor or is David French too busy blowing him for standing up to the Trumpists to do that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2019 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)

*puts down $5 bet on David French BJ answer*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at August 02, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

430 Just think of the campaign money Gabbard could rake in if she promised used panties to any donor who maxes out on her campaign. Marianne Williamson, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, pig at August 02, 2019 02:59 PM (AySD/)

431 Ratcliffe is out. Wow. In a very bad way.


Almost certainly means the "GOP" senate #s were not there [almost].


We'll see. But this is a very, very bad setback. The IC needs not just a power-washing, but *defeats* in terms of appointments. Any substitute who doesn't elicit the same reaction from the pathetic Beltway/IC crowd will represent a meaningful defeat.


Off to hockey. Will check back later.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2019 02:59 PM (QDnY+)

432 I suspect Mitch had something to do with the failure of the Ratliffe nomination, too. In fact, I suspect it was all Mitch, but maybe that's just because I don't like Mitch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2019 02:59 PM (hjaPQ)

433 Yes! Whats Happening is free on Roku

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 03:00 PM (Izzlo)

434 That's the winning ticket Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson.

Posted by: Sonny at August 02, 2019 03:00 PM (Y3jtl)

435 388 It won't end until the dawn of the woodchipper.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 02, 2019 02:52 PM (ltDdP)

I'd settle for the afternoon of the battleaxe.

Posted by: Vlad at August 02, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

436 I remember seeing "Used Panties" opening for anyone in N. York Central Park It.


If U can make her here U can make it in the primaries.....

Posted by: saf at August 02, 2019 03:06 PM (5IHGB)

437 Who would win in a fight between Putin and Skeltor?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2019 03:09 PM (DLzur)

438 Tulsi gabbard is feared by the democratic establishment as won't stooge for the corporate deep state.

Posted by: raimondo at August 02, 2019 03:13 PM (Ov1fD)

439 I think raimondo may actually be The Rick Wilson.

Posted by: The Diesel Jones at August 02, 2019 03:19 PM (0CeRG)

440 I saw a black cat go by...

Posted by: Scott M at August 02, 2019 03:31 PM (MkU9f)

441 The MSM is having an orgasm over this.
I don't get Trump on this, he just folded like that, very un-like him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 02, 2019 03:55 PM (FiUMj)

442 I think raimondo may be Stupid Yoda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

443 Putin can't do anything worse to Rick Wilson than what genetics have already done.

Posted by: OCBill at August 02, 2019 04:06 PM (df+Zi)

444 test

Posted by: test at August 02, 2019 06:37 PM (+7VHw)

445 Notice how Rickie Wilson implied the passive tense, admitting that he has been getting Russian emails all along.

Posted by: wferrin at August 02, 2019 09:37 PM (UjYaa)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat