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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Last Journey
Vasily Perov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HA at August 09, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Miklos Mueller at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (sjdRT)
It's from Tevye the milkman's horse...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: CN at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7k5w)
Well isn't that a happy scene.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)
I think the subtitle is" Mets Fans, Waiting For September."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)
They are traveling towards the light, so there is that I suppose.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)
"Meat Tax" to avoid climate change."
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Sure does seem like it would be a lot easier to just restrict food stamps to vegetables and staples. 40M people eating none is bound to be better than 80M people eating slightly less. Healthier for the poor, too.
Oh, and limit heat and AC to 65 and 75 respectively. Imagine how much energy they're using.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: Miklos, almost dancing at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dantesed at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (88xKn)
The chaos unfolded just before 6 p.m. Thursday on eastbound Interstate 10, when the shooter and another person in his sedan struck another vehicle, causing it to spin out, local outlet ABC 13 reported.
Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (iOHBN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Anatevka
Anatevka
Underfed, overworked, Anatevka
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (zBaqJ)
Right you are.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Joy is foreclosed. Mooseki out front should have told you.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, personal trainer and minimalist chef at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)
Could be Yuri Zhivago's mother, but the nailed her shut at the grave site IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (zBaqJ)
If you think this is depressing, wait until they try to dig 6 ft down through the permafrost.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)
"Tell us about it."
- - German 6th Army
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zBaqJ)
The chaos unfolded just before 6 p.m. Thursday on eastbound Interstate 10, when the shooter and another person in his sedan struck another vehicle, causing it to spin out, local outlet ABC 13 reported.
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Cartel salesman?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (vN+oL)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (98WNR)
Yeah, late spring/early summer.
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (iOHBN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)
Nope...JackStraw was giddy that Spicer gave an interview in Newport, and confused the hell out of everyone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)
Amazing how people are able to identify these guns in the wink of an eye.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (1s2j5)
Posted by: Miklos, perhaps overly optimistic at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (QzkSJ)
I realize you front runners don't follow the rest of the league but we are now .5 games out of the Wild Card.
Meet the Mets
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (gL3Na)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (hUQVp)
Posted by: HA at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (MAstk)
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Its a setting sun. Old Celtic ways persist.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (PveK5)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (fuK7c)
Sorry. I'll speak slowly next time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (yOykd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Size of the coffin looks like dad's long dead and it's another one of the kids getting buried.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (V2Yro)
The dog is the only positive. Dogs can symbolize fidelity. The final duty to the occupier of the coffin by his(?) family?
It also looks like they are coming into town. Did this person die suddenly on a trip? Or was his final request to be buried somewhere specific? That the family is fulfilling the request enhances the symbolism of the dog. The dog is the only one seemingly unaffected by the environment or mood. Fidelity is satisfied?
This is a good painting to explore. So many questions.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)
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Words of one syllable might be best. We are Morons, after all.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (aXucN)
If you think this is depressing, wait until they try to dig 6 ft down through the permafrost.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)
"Tell us about it."
- - German 6th Army
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zBaqJ)
ITC, digging a foxhole on a field problem at Ft Greely in January...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (2LelM)
My first thought. I'll be shocked if he doesn't have face tats.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Same thing here.
Posted by: Roland THTG
Living La Vida Blanco at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (88+cf)
**********
Final Thoughts - a limerick
I've mentioned this every so often
But pneumonia is no time for scoffin'
It's not the fever, my friend
That get's you in the end
It's the wheezin' and finally, the coffin
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Luke Hamill at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (rIsR/)
Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (PveK5)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (aXucN)
I considered that, but note that Mom is sitting on the coffin, so imagine extending to under her thighs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)
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Who cares about the money!!!
8B = 88
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: WeBoned!
The invention of hand-warmers.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Caliban at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Flyover - never thought I'd see the death of my culture at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (B5K06)
"If You Like Your Dead Relative, You Can Keep Your Dead Relative*"
*but first you must pay the Obamacare corpse-man release fee of $250,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zBaqJ)
For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (A8W5E)
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No... Spicer DRIVES a Newport.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (flINI)
Sorry. I'll speak slowly next time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)
I wasn't confused.
CBD needs more maple syrup.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)
Fuck you asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I can see that, but imagine the son lying flat, and a bit of space on either end for head and foot. Of course I may be off, I'm notorious for misjudging distances.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM
To be fair, JackStraw is giddy quite often.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Miklos, hat doffin' at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (a2xio)
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Luke Hamill at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (rIsR/)
Meet the Mets
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)
So are two other teams. And there are five teams within three games.
Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
I can hook him up.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)
That's kind of Tarantino-esque.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pUDQf)
Road rage, Texas-style.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pPNCa)
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM
It would be helpful if you would follow the latest Style Guide Edition and list your pronouns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (DMUuz)
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)
And a purse that will match his flip flops.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
"s'ariiight!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
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Don't waste it on him. For Pete's sake, the man eats oysters and cauliflower. His tastebuds left town long ago.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (aXucN)
Meet the Mets
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)
________
You're next
Posted by: THE Washington Nationals at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
I put it in my Manhattans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (ykq7q)
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)
*clickbait*
"17 Best Guesses as to What's in the Purse JackStraw Always Carries"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zBaqJ)
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The Coen Brothers
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (flINI)
Just do not expect colorful markings. For 1966 it was gray over light gray with black stenciling and small full color national insignia in four locations. For the 602d a two foot tall alpha letter was carried on the cowling. One of their A-1Es carried above the serial number skull and crossbones with Raiders underneath.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (iOHBN)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
Send it to me...I promise to send some of it onto him.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (cF8AT)
Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (wYseH)
Somewhere, the DeRoulet family is breathing a sigh of relief. The Wilpons destroyed that team worse than even they did.
But trading Seaver was the worst. That said, that might have been Joan Payson being very ill-advised.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (cF8AT)
Tie-Dyed...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tami
It's not a purse, it's a MESSENGER BAG
Posted by: Miklos, perusing the J. Crew catalogue at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (WvD3i)
Road rage, Texas-style.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pPNCa
If one were prone to conspiracy theories, one might think all these shootings back to back are suspicious and designed for a purpose. Gulf of Tonkin style.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (pUDQf)
while looking at this painting and feeling a tad conflicted at how their
brain works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)
As a matter of fact, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)
Lock him up and the lawyer, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM
You like Brussels Sprouts, IIRC.
Let xe who is without sin cast the first cilantro garnish.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (DMUuz)
>>Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.
Remind me, which team has the best record in MLB since the all-star break? Who arguably has the best starting rotation in the game right now? Top hitter and best young HR hitter in the game?
Don't be a H8TR! Keep Hope Alive!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Morning all.
Interesting tidbit.
Back at the turn of the 20th century, many families prepared for the funeral of the departed in their own homes and were buried on family plots. If the the deceased passed during the winter, the body was often kept in an outbuilding until the spring thaws came and a grave could be dug.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NpvYf)
I watched Geraldo Rivera on Fox this morning talking gun control. Jebus, every other word was incorrect or an outright lie and the rest was distorted to beat hell. For example, did you know you can legally buy machine guns? One bullet per trigger squeeze equals machine guns.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (sjdRT)
Geraldo loves his guns. He loves them so much that he admitted on live TV that he was carrying a pistol when he was reporting during the first part of the Iraq War. Never mind that it negated any protections he enjoyed as Press in a war zone, never mind that it meant he could be classified as an unlawful combatant under international law, never mind that it put his fellow journalists in danger of being summarily executed just by wearing press credentials in a war zone.
Jerry can go suck a syphilitic monkey's dripping dick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NVmJr)
Watch Your Steppe - a limerick
A Russian sled driver named Delph
Rode alone for the sake of his health
He did not always share
When he had to get somewhere
He said "Sometimes I just sleigh myself!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (m45I2)
I considered that, but note that Mom is sitting on the coffin, so imagine extending to under her thighs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)
Huh. Did not consider that was a woman driving. Taking a second look...I think you're right.
Life just became bleak for her and her two children.
Posted by: Flyover - never thought I'd see the death of my culture at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (B5K06)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
No One Stupid Trick
Me no click
Posted by: Miklos, losing belly fat while I sleep at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (wYseH)
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I accidentally put had some on freshly-smoked-all-night BBQ pork (dry rub only) the other day because I didn't want to dirty another plate. I used my daughter's, who had been eating waffles for breakfast and still had a couple of bites left along with a lot of maple syrup.
It was magnificent. I fully intend to make waffles again before we run out of BBQ.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (WvD3i)
Digging a hole in permafrost is gonna be a pic-a-nic.
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (RuIsu)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So this is what the Volga Boat Men do during the winter.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM
Fashion tips pop up when you least expect them!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NVmJr)
I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)
He's usually too stoned to wave.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM
Fashion tips pop up when you least expect them!
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I'm guessing its a Hello Kitty purse.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muad'dib My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
Good man!
Maple syrup is a marvelous thing...just not on savory dishes.
Although I would entertain the notion of an oyster and cauliflower gratin with maple syrup...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)
I actually would like it in my house as a reminder that we live in easy times.
Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (Eodq7)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V
That's a lot of bliss. Congrats!
Dinner is on Sefton
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (flINI)
Posted by: jewells45
Woot! Happy 39th!
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)
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In fairness, it's the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (A8W5E)
"17 Best Guesses as to What's in the Purse JackStraw Always Carries"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)
14: Emergency Crocs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (veoSD)
There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)
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Well, to be honest i'm not interested in fucking everything
a man has to have some standards after all.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (dmoiP)
Last Journey Indeed - a limerick
A family near the end of the day
Headed home in a most mournful way
A single jingle bell
Sounds its last death knell
Riding in a one horse open slay
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (cF8AT)
Though, the painting does accurately represent my mood.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
Seriously, even the horse looks depressed. Though if I was a Russian horse pulling a sledge in winter I wouldn't exactly be full of cheer either, I guess.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (AM1GF)
Though, the painting does accurately represent my mood.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)
Unrelated fact: More dogs than cats eat their owners, if said owner dies alone in the house with the pet.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)
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Fun fact.
It aint Scrapple UNTIL you put maple syrup on it.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (8XRCm)
Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8ZAMRO1DU
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (FTPVM)
Coincidence???
I think not.
It's also Nagasaki Day; that means some other NL team is about to go nuclear on the Mets (maybe LA, at .65
.Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (pPNCa)
well I mean that makes sense right? cats aren't trash/carrion eaters, they like fresh food.
good morning everyone! hanging in there?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (Rarvo)
I think you may be correct. I missed that completely. I just assumed it was a man driving the sleigh...
Ouch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (wYseH)
I'm hungry for carbs. Can't have carbs.
Life sucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
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Eating scrapple is wrong. Very wrong.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)
Happy Anniversary!
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (axyOa)
it's like the food of the Gods
if your gods are dredged out of the schuylkill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: bluebell
If the horse sharts, the guy's gonna get a face full and then, he's REALLY gonna be sad.
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
Life sucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM
Many hunger for Yoko-free ONTs. Can't have Yoko-free ONTs for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (FTPVM)
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Hogs ears, tail and other stuff mixed with grain. Its hideous unlike Head Cheese.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
That's how we know you've never put maple syrup on scrapple.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (Z1eux)
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Eating scrapple is wrong. Very wrong.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (2LelM)
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Its funny. 150 years after the Civil War and you can STILL the difference between the Yankees the Southernfolk.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (8XRCm)
whoa whoa whoa there!
come on it's not THAT bad! I actually love it. if it's fried crispy and sliced pretty thin?
it's sort of like pate ... like very very low-rent pate
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (Rarvo)
Back at the turn of the 20th century, many families prepared for the
funeral of the departed in their own homes and were buried on family
plots. If the the deceased passed during the winter, the body was often
kept in an outbuilding until the spring thaws came and a grave could be
dug.
Posted by: fixerupper
Seems to me that it would be a good idea to always have a freshly dug grave available. Perhaps a bit macabre, but better than a Granny Hot Pocket.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (T6t7i)
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If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Mmmmmmm. Hogs head cheese on a ritz cracker.
Might fine mighty fine!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (A8W5E)
Soviet knock-off version of Scrabble. Miyaki and tvordee znak are each worth .5 points only.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (DMUuz
Now I'm picturing Yoko eating French Toast with Maple Syrup naked next to Zombie John.
Thanks for that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Roland THTG
Living La Vida Blanco at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (88+cf)
I just want to point out that today is 24th anniversary of Jerry Garcia's death.
He's Gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
I still laugh when I remember some unremembered comedian's take on Garcia's passing due to a heart attack.
"So it wasn't the pot, it was the BROWNIES!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (veoSD)
This, technically, is accurate. It's meant to be eaten with eggs over easy like a sausage.
You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)
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In fairness, it's the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (A8W5E)
There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)
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Oddly, the southerners have teeth and the Old Dutch not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM)
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I like this description very much.
The next time I serve pancakes and spam I'm going to declare it crepes and pates.
(I'm going to say it like that, too. Craypes and paytes)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (A8W5E)
True dat. I have never understood why dogs will eat cat poop out of the litter box-- yes, I know the standard explanation is that cat food contains more protein than dog food, and the protein content supposedly makes kitteh droppings a tasty treat to dogs-- but it still passes human understanding.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (pPNCa)
Coincidence???
I think not.
Posted by: fixerupper
****
I guess you folks out east haven't heard that huge sucking sound coming out of the Northwest?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Puddin Head
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (UE8f6)
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Oddly, the southerners have teeth and the Old Dutch not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM
I think they a word.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM)
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heh.... *fistbump*
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (8XRCm)
with some grains
it's like a softish block of meatness
it's salty
you fry it up
I do like syrup on it, but that's optional. it's a side breakfast meat like bacon or sausage
it's not that bad, just kind of maybe greasy and salty
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (Rarvo)
>>"So it wasn't the pot, it was the BROWNIES!"
Given his lifestyle it's amazing he lived as long as he did.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)
I just want to point out that today is 24th anniversary of Jerry Garcia's death.
He's not dead, he's just more grateful.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (oVJmc)
This, technically, is accurate. It's meant to be eaten with eggs over easy like a sausage.
You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)
That depends on the sausage.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach
In Maxwell Smart's voice)
"The OLD single -shot machine gun"
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (Wx/+I)
Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings
things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC
Funeral March, by Chopin?
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
And THAT'S when the fight started, yer honor!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: David French at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (FTPVM)
Thanks for that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM
Dude. You have achieved the Moron Hall Of Fame.
Granted, it's down one of the wings, and not in the Main Hall, like Cochran and his carrots, but still, you're there.
You'll always have a Yoko ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (DMUuz)
Who contracted some bad impetigo
It turned out to be AIDS
And the dog told the maids
"Feed him to me, not the tiger!"
Posted by: FireHorse at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (jh17W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Today's Theme at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)
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Dude.
Nothing gooder that 4 or 5 pancakes layered over eggs, sausage, bacon, and snaple buttered and slavered with copious amounts of maple syrup.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)
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Congratulations!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (axyOa)
There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)
Not Baroque, but I hear:
Barber's Adagio
Or, maybe Gorecki's Symphony of Sorrowful Songs
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (O8WFE)
You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (xjiRE)
29
Even the horse is sad.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:44
>>
Horde mind
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (vNyGK)
things... can't remember the title or the composer.
The Dead March from Handel's Saul?
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (A8W5E)
That's the spirit!
Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
Who became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me - Oh, Marie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM
Nick Lowe fan in da house!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Today's Theme at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (a2xio)
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But not every body really lives.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Today's Theme
"Pay attention, kids. Memorize this route because I'm not feeling well..."
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)
Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme
Not everyone lives!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (DMUuz)
Infamous, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (8U2fM)
You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.
"Hey, why the long face?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
What's more fun than a friendly discussion about scrapple and sausage?
Other than that I'm getting hungry.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (fuK7c)
That's the way fun little traditions get started that your great great grandkids eventually use even though they never met you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM
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Not Baroque, but I hear:
Barber's Adagio
Or, maybe Gorecki's Symphony of Sorrowful Songs
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM
Perhaps the realization that The Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about has struck.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (DMUuz)
Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
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Oysters = sea snot
Cauliflower = devil's warts
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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I am forever amazed at what damage libs do to our language daily.
Just because they want to emote on something.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (Eicbe)
Probably a child's.
Here's appropriate music:
Mahler's 4th:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlJhuS_3TA
4th movement is about Heaven seen through a child's eyes.
Very descriptive music all the way through.
His best in my opinion.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (mIQCW)
Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?
What was the name of it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (wYseH)
Barber's Adagio
Yeah, that could also be it.
With voices, it's Agnus Dei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiuC_CaObbI
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (WvD3i)
Posted by: Greg House at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)
Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme
He dies, she dies...everybody dies.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
Not so bad -- if you enjoy eating toxic waste, maybe.
That stuff is foul.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (tY4MP)
Head's all empty and I don't care
Saw my baby down by the river
Knew she'd have to come up soon for air
Sweet blossom come on under the willow
We can have high times if you'll abide
We can discover the wonders of nature
Rolling in the rushes down by the riverside
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (FTPVM)
"Hey, why the long face?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Poor thing needs to eat.
When you can count ribs...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (tY4MP)
I do. I'm pretty sure it's "Banal Story", but I'll check.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Fifty years ago today, Sharon Tate, her unborn son, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, and Steven Parent were slaughtered by three members of the Manson family.
Rest In Peace.
Sadly, the US does not seem to be inhabited by any fewer crazy murderous youths than in 1969.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
Robert Costa (@costareports)
********
GOOD!!! BUT REMEMBER NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN ! #2Weeks
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (BqBId)
Tami - if you can get your address to bluebell, Hogmartin, Eris, or Ben Had, they will send it along to me and I would be happy to send you some syrup.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)
Hey what happened on CNN last night?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)
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You ask that question HERE??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (DMUuz)
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Maybe it's all about putting your whole self in. In the end. But you can get started with something small, like your right arm.
Deep.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (O8WFE)
This is the unhinged feminist youtuber Jenny McDermott. She says the only way to stop men from subjugating her - k!ll them all at birth. "We need to k!ll all men" she says
I say...please don't
Lol how can ANYONE like this be taken SERIOUSLY #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
https://tinyurl.com/y2jown8d
Is there no one around this person to tell her 'you know you're crazy, right?'
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)
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Guess off the top of my head: somebody lied.
As part of my day-ending-in-y theory of CNN.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Roadside markets and diners in Louisiana have some great hogs head cheese. And shrimp po' boys. And beignets. And chicory coffee.
Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (UE8f6)
Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?
Eat Pray Love?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (veoSD)
Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings
things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC
Funeral March, by Chopin?
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)
No, this one, Albinoni:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (AMIL/)
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If the Manson murders happened today.... theyd be hard pressed to even rate an evening news mention.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (8XRCm)
"That's why I know Manson ain't gonna get out of jail. As long as they make coffee, that motherfucker's gonna be in jail."
Posted by: Richard Pryor at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (tY4MP)
I do. I'm pretty sure it's "Banal Story", but I'll check.
Oops, nope. It's "An Alpine Idyll".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CPk08)
Tami - if you can get your address to bluebell, Hogmartin, Eris, or Ben Had, they will send it along to me and I would be happy to send you some syrup.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)
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I know, because I remember sliding mine under the table to you so Mom wouldn't be mad at me for not cleaning my plate.
Happy to forward your address if you want to send it, Tami!
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Wasn't that the one about the famous bullfighter's death?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
Wasn't Manson trying to start a race war, though?
That'd get him some attention, probably. He'd be described as a "Trump supporter".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (xfb67)
Yes, I was going to say. If you're eating pancakes with sausage, you can't help getting syrup on the sausage.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
Do tell us why that would be a bad thing, you pieces of shit.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)
Oh you are very sweet but you don't have to go to all that trouble!
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (WvD3i)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT)
Its no trouble at all.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (sjdRT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I
Posted by: BurtTC
Apparently NOT Albinoni, but a later author who claims he composed it as an homage, but used Albinoni's name. When he realized he had a hit, he took full credit. I have no idea if any of that is true.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
Where I come from, succotash is lima beans + sweet corn.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Bock's Car at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aKsyK)
The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima
beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out
of Satan's cookbook called succotash.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
Google "balut".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk08)
Not exactly.
But, the first movement of Mahler's symphony 4, clearly describes a child's delightful day on the snow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlJhuS_3TA
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (mIQCW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (2LelM)
Why are some of you people putting spaces in your name field? Is this the new thing?
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)
Not spaces. Line breaks. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
Bored Games - a limerick
I just can't take scrapple no more
I hate it right down to my core
My kid slaughtered me
He played J, X and Z
Right on a Triple Word Score
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
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Now add durian.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (Eicbe)
Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
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Oysters = sea snot
Cauliflower = devil's warts
Posted by: bluebell at August 09,
****
Okra = words can not do justice to describe this vile, nasty glop.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (axyOa)
"Hey, why the long face?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
He had a dream that Sarah Jessica Parker poked her head in his stable.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (a2xio)
I say...please don't
Lol how can ANYONE like this be taken SERIOUSLY #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
https://tinyurl.com/y2jown8d
Is there no one around this person to tell her 'you know you're crazy, right?'
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)
Well if you're talking about them little hebrew babies, I gotta say I'm on board!
Posted by: Pharaoh Sniffintutu at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (q1Pj5)
Ace decided to get adventurous yesterday.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (pPNCa)
Now, see, I actually like both of those.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)
They'd just get accused of privilege, or the old "you have no right to judge me!" malarkey.
People like her are why we need permanent residency insane asylums brought back, albeit with more transparency, due process, and the ability to challenge your committal in a neutral jurisdiction.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (J+mig)
The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima
beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out
of Satan's cookbook called succotash.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
Google "balut".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk0
"Haggis" or "poutine"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)
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Sad news for me. I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)
Muertotryoshka coffin.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (m79Dg)
Black eyes peas are good. Lima beans are evil.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)
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I see.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Lily Taylor in Say Anything at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)
Blame ace...he started it yesterday.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (5XZ7Q)
I like 'em in hoppin' john.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (O8WFE)
Kinky
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
And the innermost one contains... Robert Reich.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
I've never had haggis.
I've had poutine in Quebec City.
Highly overrated. Why put brown gravy on crispy fries?
Gravy is for mashed taters
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (vd8XM)
Apparently NOT
Albinoni, but a later author who claims he composed it as an homage, but
used Albinoni's name. When he realized he had a hit, he took full
credit. I have no idea if any of that is true.
Posted by: pep
Regardless, this piece has been heavily used by Hollywood. It features prominently in Gallipoli, a really happy movie.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Google "balut".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
"Haggis" or "poutine"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Spotted Dick.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)
eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy
concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe>>
Mmmm, black eyed peas and stewed tomatoes, 'butter' beans and succotash. - It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)
Poutine I can take or leave. But fresh hot haggis...oh wow do I love it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: RigelDog at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (r0yTn)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk0
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You like "The vomit fruit"?
Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (sjdRT)
Well thank you!
I'll contact Bluebell. Her I trust...the rest of you look shifty as hell.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)
It's not limited to them.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
Use an awl. And congratulations.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (vN+oL)
Yeah. The setting sun. No symbolism there.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Pete in TX at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (GJ810)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)
So when I tried to put a return after my nic, it just posts. Confirmed: not one of the cool kids.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)
<br>
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (aKsyK)
Also, durian fruit. But I suspect something that some towns have made illegal to prepare within the town limits is pretty nasty.
There's also that fermented fish that is illegal to bring on planes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
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Sniffey - you need to put chow chow on it and then its good. This is especially true for black eyed peas, field peas, and, my favorite, butter beans. I love a dish of white rice, covered in butter beans (cooked southern style) and chow chow. Total carb load but so fucking good.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
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You raised a wonderful girl, grammie. Cover her in prayer. The Lord will get her there and back safely, and she will help these poor girls.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (aXucN)
My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger
Carefully.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (UE8f6)
English foods open up whole new vistas here.
"Black pudding", which is basically just a fried scab.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (Eicbe)
I think of it more as "The dead racoon trapped in a wall after 2 days in hot weather" fruit.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I
Posted by: BurtTC
Apparently NOT Albinoni, but a later
author who claims he composed it as an homage, but used Albinoni's name.
When he realized he had a hit, he took full credit. I have no idea if
any of that is true.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (T6t7i)
I first heard it during one of the dramatic scenes in the movie, Gallipoli.
Pretty intense.
There's a version by the 70s era folsky, vaguely Russian band, Renaissance, with lyrics.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: grammie winger
Prayers for her safety and success.
Also for you driving
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (RMwSd)
That'd get him some attention, probably. He'd be described as a "Trump supporter".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (tY4MP)
Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)
And all the uncool kids that want to pretend they are cool.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (qC1Sy)
Can't eat black-eyed peas--because I can't eat peas, or any legumes in that family.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (Eicbe)
Maybe not happy, but whimsical perhaps?
An interesting funeral march based around "Frere Jacques".
Mahler's again.
His 1st Symphony, 3rd movement
Meant to be a Funeral March of the Forest Animals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z8y1K0DLdo
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (mIQCW)
"Black pudding", which is basically just a fried scab.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Dude, I though poop oysters were as bad as it could get.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (vNyGK)
Durian Durian?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)
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Hungry like a wolf.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM
A shoe repair shop can punch another hole or two for you toot sweet*.
* sneaking that in while Ace isn't looking. Yeppers, "Danger" IS my middle name.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)
I think you need a [ br] (w/o the space).
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Congrats! I've gone down two notches on my belt myself. Winning!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)
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Now how did you get that to show up? VIA and I were having a discussion this morning about how we can't seem to be able to use the right and left arrows. At the end of the discussion I realized that I don't know my right from my left, but the point still stands.
Posted by: bluebell
at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: RigelDog at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (r0yTn)
You have a roof?
Luxury!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Black
Orchid at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)
What about goetta?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (4w9pP)
Posted by: fixer upper at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Kids: "Broccoli again?!?! Yuck!!!"
Dad: *glances at painting* *gives kids the "fish eye"*
Kids: *silently begin eating broccoli*
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (bQngX)
Posted by: how
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hard
can
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insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
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I wouldn't have expected that from a guy who thought the Beatles were trying to get him to lead a black uprising through their songs.
Crazy? Also drugs. A lot of drugs.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (Eicbe)
That Icelandic delicacy that involves burying a poisonous shark on the beach for several months, then digging it up and eating it.
Lutefisk.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (tY4MP)
P.S. She's hot.
https://fxn.ws/2TgK91a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Prayers up for all y'all.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (RMwSd)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fixerupper
at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8XRCm)
I am in the throes of college athlete recruiting rigamarole
which - college campuses all look the same to me now. two more just popped up today. I hate doing the new ones but the original set are dragging things out on her for some reason. plus she is very excited about the latest two. but then you're basically starting all over. help me!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
what happens if I do it twice? at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (BLT3V)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Prayers up for all y'all.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
God be with her. And you.
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)
Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
If the blacks are too stupid to run things, how would the win the war in the first place?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: how
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)
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What did HTML ever do to you?
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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: GOPe at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (8XRCm)
This is kind of amusing. A chick posts a lying Instagram photo and caption and gets publicly called out by her sister.
Holidays should be interesting.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (T6t7i)
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)
Lets. Not. Find. Out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)
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I'm not sure if that's the cooking show hottie with the 7/6th scale face or the linguistic joke about how to spell f-i-s-h.
Or possibly something else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (RMwSd)
Posted by: blake -
used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (qC1Sy)
muhahahaah
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell
The opposite of < wipes out everything to the right of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (UE8f6)
Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports
Posted by: motionview at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (pYQR/)
Who knows what kind of mischief lurks in the heart of the horde?
Posted by: blake -
used
pronoun
salesman at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (KUaJL)
You'll have to ask Charlie. You can call him at 1-666-HELL.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (5slmI)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (7HtZB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYoPovsM-GM
9 mm Gatling Gun.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (qC1Sy)
My favorite comment on that page:
"What a monumental wast of money and ammo. I HAVE TO HAVE ONE !!!"
Posted by: test
test at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (aKsyK)
Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports
Posted by: motionview at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (pYQR/)
They have to pounce first, then seize. Don't the Politco folks know this by now?
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: motionview
They really need to consult a thesaurus for synonyms of "pounce" and "sieze".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (byi9U)
Posted by: motionview
Next up POUNCE
with or without the wiggle wiggle before hand
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JackStraw
>>
Is it our fault if we get bored?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (RMwSd)
I am on an ipad, so cannot do anything sporty..... probably for the best.
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (90T4r)
Who knows what kind of mischief lurks in the heart of the horde?
Posted by: wouldn't
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)
That just means you have never tried andouillette.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive. He thought that there was something even crazier but he prosecuted Manson using the Helter Skelter reason because he thought that was the one sane people would actually understand.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)
Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You are correct, sir.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)
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I'll try to remember that, shaking on the crash cart from my shot of adrenaline at the hospital.
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Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)
On ABC Saturday mornings!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
"What a monumental wast of money and ammo. I HAVE TO HAVE ONE !!!"
Posted by: test
test at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
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Horde worthy comment.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)
They really need to consult a thesaurus for synonyms of "pounce" and "sieze".
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I wanna live with a synonym girl
I could be happy for the rest of my life
With a synonym girl
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (UE8f6)
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That's what VIA kept finding. But Muad'dib got one to show up without wiping what was in front of it. Badger State wizardry.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vNyGK)
You're the one that unraveled a whole roll of toilet paper in the Barrel, aren't ya?
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)
As Francona said after the game, I'm not sure whether I enjoyed that or not . . .I was nauseous all the way through.
Posted by: Stunned Clevelander at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (m95YU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)
Ohhhh yes. My husband loves menudo. When I was pregnant I had to leave the house when he was cooking it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Thank you so much for that interpretation, JJ. I have two funerals i am dealing with this week, one today, so the painting is a bit of a gut punch. Beautiful and heartbreaking.
The painting should be symbolic of DiBlahblahs campaign, but he is too oblivious to realize he should drop out. Or, he knows, but the election campaign money is too sweet a gravy train to end just yet.
Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (XXdzA)
this will not end well
Posted by: AltonJackson
no one remembers
the scrolling marquee
fiasco what broke the blog
bigly at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (BLT3V)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Prayers up for her and you grammie!
Get her put on the prayer list...
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)
Rice and blackeye peas mixed is hoppin john and a complete protein. Butter to this mix.
12 years in New Orleans and the food was delicious. Miss the food. Drago's in Metairie is highly recommended.
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)
Yep. In fact you can get one in kit form.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (aXucN)
In the shaaaade
That's why today's artwork features Russian winter-- it's for morons putting up with this week's global warming.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (pPNCa)
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (aKsyK)
The sig breaks are ALREADY out of control and obnoxious.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (UnA8+)
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive.
Bugliosi, who wrote a book calling for the prosecution and EXECUTION of George W. Bush for the Iraq war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac
Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (vFE9h)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Praying
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (II6Oo)
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I'm betting they looked a lot like today's painting, except maybe farther back in time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (A8W5E)
Huitlacoche.
Posted by: Hikaru
I've never had it. It makes my stomach flip just looking at the pictures
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM
Of course not. Like everything else these days, it's President Trump's fault.
"You need to get with the program, son."
-- D.I.s and Coaches Everywhere, circa 1966-70
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
This is a pretty common Democrat belief about Blacks in general.
They've always expected Blacks to be their point of the spear in the revolution to bring about their socialist/commie paradise.
And yet...as a group Blacks have (thank God all the way around) resisted this suckers role.
Who knew that the Democrat's Real Tip of Their Revolutionary Spear would be-
trannies
and crazy people*
*Take a look at the members of antifa, y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (mIQCW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (A8W5E)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)
I believe there are plans on the InterWebs and some Utube vids available.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (XXdzA)
Posted by: Insomniac
<<
The guy right before the one who said "Really? Then lets try the intestines! That should be good boiled"
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (vNyGK)
This is kind of amusing. A chick posts a lying Instagram photo and caption and gets publicly called out by her sister.
P.S. She's hot.
https://fxn.ws/2TgK91a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
I would liken her to having a boat.. Fun to drive, but you can't afford to keep it. High maintenance costs. Breaks down constantly. The happiest days of having it are the first few days, then the days you get rid of it.
Posted by: Our
Country
is[Screwed] at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Tippmann made a belt fed, full auto .22lr.
Resembles a miniature Ma Duece.
They go for upwards of $20k.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (UE8f6)
... and a complete protein. ...
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)
So is soy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (BLT3V)
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My kids used to have a Menudo-Spice Girls mix.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)
... and a complete protein. ...
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)
So is soy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (di1hb)
Maybe but only one of these turns you into a fag.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)
I remember trying to eat a bowl of menudo once, the kind with the big rings of intestine floating in it it. I took one bite, and then when I got another spoonful, my hand got halfway to my mouth, and it just stopped. I remember I didn't want to be embarrassed by my failure in front of someone I'd boasted to, and I kept trying to will my hand to bring the next spoonful up to my mouth. But my hand refused to comply, it just sat there, saying "nuh-uh, I ain't doin' it."
There was another guy in our group who eagerly grabbed it and finished it off. But then, we always said about him, if you see a picture of the Brazilian rain forest and there's a face peeking out from behind the leaves, well that was his face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (XXdzA)
Yes. Menudo is soup with hominy and pieces of cow stomach.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)
Hominy? Too many, I'd wager.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (XXdzA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)
Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?
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Pretty sure that was the very hungry people that did that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by:
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)
--
If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here
Not True !
I love spam.
I loathe scrapple !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (N39Ws)
-----
Most offal is actually more nutritious than our habit of eating just the muscles. Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.
Lots of stories out there of starving folks eating the organs out of animals rather than the "meat".
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)
Guts were a special treat to Plains Indians......
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
I expect to go back to Africa later this year.
The most dangerous thing I will see will be mosquitoes but mosquito repellent, mosquito netting and malaria nets.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (bQngX)
What the hell is scrapple?
--
If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here
Not True !
I love spam.
I loathe scrapple !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (arJlL)
Scrapple is made with what ever is left AFTER making hot dogs.
Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)
so is that like the Angus?
Posted by:
almost
got it
figured
out at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (9gDA7)
They've always expected Blacks to be their point of the spear in the revolution to bring about their socialist/commie paradise.
And yet...as a group Blacks have (thank God all the way around) resisted this suckers role.
Who knew that the Democrat's Real Tip of Their Revolutionary Spear would be-
trannies
and crazy people*
*Take a look at the members of antifa, y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (mIQCW)
Well, why are they importing so many foreign military-age men? To do the one job Americans won't do (be the tip of the spear for socialism.)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk0
Don't. You'll thank me.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive. He thought that there was something even crazier but he prosecuted Manson using the Helter Skelter reason because he thought that was the one sane people would actually understand.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Yesterday Rich Zeoli interviewed a reporter who has been writing about the Manson murders since day one, and he says that it was way simpler. He claims that the murders were an attempt to cover up a previous murder committed by one of his "family", with the the thinking, such as it was, that the police would think that there was a crazy killer on the loose and that their incarcerated family member had nothing to do with the murder he was in prison for. Remember, these people weren't geniuses and were taking a lot of drugs.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (vNyGK)
---
"You have died of dysentery"
Posted by: Oregon Trail at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (lwiT4)
Walmart is removing from its stores nationwide signs, displays or videos that depict violence following a mass shooting at an El Paso, Texas, store that killed 22 people.
The retailer instructed employees in an internal memo to remove any marketing material, turn off or unplug video game consoles that show violent games - specifically Xbox and PlayStation units, and to make sure that no violence is depicted on screens in its electronics departments.
Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive.
Bugliosi, who wrote a book calling for the prosecution and EXECUTION of George W. Bush for the Iraq war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (aKsyK)
OK. And? The man was the main prosecutor for one of the most sensational crimes of the 20th century. He interviewed Manson and his followers many times, and got to know him very well. Bugliosi, during the Bush years, was just another person with an opinion, and had no more authority or power to carry out that opinion than I did.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)
Guts were a special treat to Plains Indians......
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (90T4r)
Long ago, thundering herds of intestines covered the plains. Then, the white man arrived...
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
--------------------
They ate them raw immediately after killing the beast. They are blood rich. Watch any predator take down a kill. They immediately eat the innards. The rest of the corspe is to be enjoyed after some aging.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)
15m
WashPo columnist who published one of the first key Russia collusion hoax stories, the one that alleged ludicrous Logan Act violations by Flynn, has thoughts on responsible intelligence community leadership.
David Ignatius @IgnatiusPost
Sue Gordon embodies the values of a professional intelligence officer. She is as close to universally respected as you can find in the intelligence community. How sad (and typical) that @realDonaldTrump seems to see her as his enemy.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Oregon Trail at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (Eicbe)
--------
Sorry. That was my son's fault. He spent all the money on nothing but bacon and guns.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)
Wore them on their tricorns during the French Revolution, they did.....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (Bs/iK)
Victor Frankenstein found that embedding 2 bolts into the spine on the neck was able to keep a head on straight.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)
Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?
-----------------
The same person who looked at a lobster and said "That giant cockroach with claws looks delish!"
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)
The most dangerous thing I will see will be mosquitoes but mosquito repellent, mosquito netting and malaria nets.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (II6Oo)
Kiss the reins while you're there.
Posted by:
or
something
like
that
out at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Puddin Head
115 in the shade on the Savannah ages meat PDQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (AURKQ)
=======
Don't be silly. There's nothing left after making hot dogs.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MXFtG)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM
Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)
Wore them on their tricorns during the French Revolution, they did.....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (90T4r)
It's a food AND a hair scrunchy!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Bryce Harper's Beard at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (8HSk/)
..
Go on...
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM
Pro Tip: Do not eat the liver of a polar bear, due to the toxic levels of Vitamin A you will ingest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (BqBId)
I asked him about meeting and questioning Manson. He said it was the most chilling experience he'd ever had. Manson was calm and well-spoken, he said, and that made the experience even weirder, knowing Manon's beliefs and murderous ways. The reporter was a hard-bitten old-time reporter who grew up in NYC, so he's not easily weirded-out.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (AMIL/)
Prayers up for both of you, grammie.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (pPNCa)
Re: Houston on Monday either Joey Paste or Trump said Houston instead of El Paso in a passing reference to mass shootings. Houston actually had several shot on Sunday night/Monday morning. 10 were killed.
Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM
Pro Tip: Do not eat the liver of a polar bear, due to the toxic levels of Vitamin A you will ingest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)
But your eyesight will be AMAAAAZING until you croak.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
That I believe. A lot of evil is brushed aside as crazy, Hitler for one. Hitler wasn't crazy, not at first. I am convinced that Manson, however, was nuclear-grade nuts.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Congratulations, Jewells.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ajO22)
Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
..
Go on...
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MAstk)
If you live in the New England area and are into sporting goods, firearms, etc. please check out Kittery Trading Post in Kittery, ME. They have an awesome showroom of new and used firearms and ammo. Needless to say, they are under heavy pressure from the libtards to stop selling scary black rifles.
Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)
And on it goes, the society becomes the asylum run by the inmates. And normal people can GF.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (H8QX8)
..
Excellent.
But it's not enough and America is still in danger.
There will be another mass shooting before 2020.
And we'll demand more.
Each time we get closer.
Posted by: 2020 DEMS at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (NlLAv)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor
Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (ejd/p)
Sue Gordon embodies the values of a professional intelligence officer. She is as close to universally respected as you can find in the intelligence community. How sad (and typical) that @realDonaldTrump seems to see her as his enemy.
The instant Adam Schiff expressed "sorrow" at her leaving, you knew that she had been leaking classified into to him the whole time.
but this entire story is almost comical. Trump wanted Ratcliffe on top, he wasn't going to fire anyone else. Deep State and anti-Trump Senators said "nope, we hate Ratcliffe" and killed his nomination, and then said "Sue Gordon is great, she should have the job."
And then Trump said "HA ha, you killed my nomination, I just fired your nomination for good! What you gonna do about that? " If they would have gone along with Ratcliffe, he would have let her stay in her relatively powerful position.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)
Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
Makes perfect sense, starting with how a bunch of white people killing another bunch of white people would start a race war.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)
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Zog kills lobster. Zog cooks lobster. Zog dies.
Mongo buries Zog. Mongo thinks "cook lobster while alive". Mongo enjoys first lobster ever.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (8XRCm)
the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a
small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before
the ground freezes hard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>
You trying to get us back on track?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Gref
Yeah. You expect a nut to be ranting and raving. Not quiet and calm like Mr. Rogers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (UE8f6)
So, I'm assuming Russian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK8)
Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)
Because that will fix EVERYTHING!!!!
Watch the videos of the Democratic Commie convention in Georgia.
That tells you everything you need to know about why there are mass shootings. The human psyche has been damaged by the leftist ideology and until that's repaired, you're at risk of dying by mass murderer.
Note: I hate that term for these shooting. Hitler was a mass murderer. A shooter that takes out 20 people is a murderous dickhead, yes, but I don't think that counts as MASS murder.
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (9gDA7)
But on a snarky note (this IS the HQ), it looks like Biden's presidential aspirations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
I learned the other day that Manson was not present at the murder scene. Always thought he was.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX8)
*******
Rep. Nadler's announcement of 'formal impeachment inquiry' ends with 3 buzzkill words for the Resistance twitchy.com
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Willow
It shouldn't. Most burgers are trimmings from better cuts, and cuts that are too chewy for most people.
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Congratulations Jewells... I would do emoticon cakes and balloons ... but I am a moron.....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (90T4r)
=========
Likely at that time of year, the dead were not, but put into a temporary Mausoleum.
Posted by: Pavlov's Cold Storage - reasonable rates at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (F/Uoh)
Posted by: fixerupper
Orcas attack sharks, including Great Whites, to get at the liver. It's unclear if this is a new phenomenon, but whales are pretty smart, so i wouldn't put it past them to develop a new, shark-based cuisine.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (xjiRE)
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Manson tried to pin the murders on the blacks.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (8XRCm)
'Two Mothers' by Maxime Fairve
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)
the ground freezes hard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Large coffin. Mom is sitting on it. Dad is inside it.
Shit is about to get real.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (UE8f6)
#MORE President Trump says he is working with Congress to enact tougher
gun background check legislation in the wake of El Paso and Dayton. Says
even strong 2nd amendment Conservatives are on board.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (BqBId)
What we need is a strong 2A supporter to tack on National Reciprocity to the bill. It will give armed citizens the ability to stop these mass murders.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)
early on, it was noted that Senor Wences was in that coffin.
Posted by:
"s'arigght?"
"S'ariiight!!!"
at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM
We keep skidding.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (MwFQu)
I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but
the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a
small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before
the ground freezes hard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>
You trying to get us back on track?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
I just arrived. You got off track?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Happy anniversary!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: jewells45
Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: fixerupper
Orcas attack sharks, including Great Whites, to get at the liver. It's unclear if this is a new phenomenon, but whales are pretty smart, so i wouldn't put it past them to develop a new, shark-based cuisine.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM
Do this. Now. The 2nd floor at Kittery is Nirvana. Moose at the bottom of the stairs will tell you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ejd/p)
Trump:
Joe Biden is not playing with a full deck.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (MwFQu)
And water is wet, the sky is blue
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (N39Ws)
-
It'll be interesting to see how the Donks react to Pasty Joe's little gaffe. The only reason I can see why Joe is the front running messiah of the left is that they think all the others are too batshit crazy to beat PDT. So now they either drop Joe and run with the looneys or ignore/forgive Joe and risk losing the anti-white supremacist vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (vNyGK)
"Listen, Peggy. We're going to make you in charge of decorations next year! You'll have so much fun. And you won't have to fix any food!"
"But, I love to cook!"
"Delegate the cooking, sweetheart! And we'll select the cooks you can use!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
I just arrived. You got off track?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
...we had a track?
Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>Yeah, I think we've come full circle and about to start around again. Where's the monkey?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (vNyGK)
Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile
Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Enumclaw at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX
They convicted him on conspiracy to commit murder, IIRC. He did enter the LaBianca residence (the night after the Tate slaughter) and tie-up the two, but then went out and sent 2 or 3 Family members in to do the killings.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (vd8XM)
You ain't kidding...
Posted by: Mohels of America at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)
Oy.
This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM
Texas: Converting brisket into ambrosia 24/7/365.25.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Tippmann made a belt fed, full auto .22lr.
Resembles a miniature Ma Duece.
They go for upwards of $20k.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (UE8f6)
Back in the 80's there was a 22LR gatling gun. I remember seeing it at a store. It wasn't cheap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (fffSn)
That tells you everything you need to know about why there are mass shootings. The human psyche has been damaged by the leftist ideology and until that's repaired, you're at risk of dying by mass murderer.
Note: I hate that term for these shooting. Hitler was a mass murderer. A shooter that takes out 20 people is a murderous dickhead, yes, but I don't think that counts as MASS murder.
============
If they ever get organized well then . . . Lucky for us they lack Teutonic efficiency.
Posted by: They seem confuzzled lets hope they stay that way at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (m95YU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Just drill a new hole with a cordless drill.
Bu not while you're wearing it.
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (aXucN)
Ring ting tingling too
Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris M at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ClOmq)
-----
Yes.
And we've been scrappling to get back ever since.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (H8QX8)
DRUDGE
Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in
protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation
poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile
Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
If you want them in bulk, they're packaged as "boneless inverted pork rectums".
Ask for them by name at your favorite grocer!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
FTS. No way. No federal license. Because that'll be the first thing they go after as soon as they get back in power.
And when it is rescinded, no state will have a chl, because they did away with their when the federal license went into effect.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)
I laugh at toxic levels of Vitamin A.--Alpha Male Wolf Pack Leader.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (m79Dg)
For a SLAY ride together with you!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
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Fixed.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (Bs/iK)
Oy.
This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK
*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NlLAv)
You know what I hate?
douchy bearded hipster of course.
prescription. They just wear them for the style.
Posted by: Chris M
FIFY
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Wiliam Shatner in Se7en at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (RHFvJ)
..
Ya but it tastes like ass.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (MAstk)
"I took a bite. Not bad. I was almost enjoying it. The problem was that I was still almost enjoying the same bite five minutes later." -- Euell Gibbons, on attempting to eat a groundhog
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (tY4MP)
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM
Shark fin soup do doo do doo do doo....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
Yes I know it broke the other day. Then they closed access to the sea in front of the site. Then this report. Very much like Chynoble it keeps getting worse.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (p0A33)
Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile
Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (NlLAv)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (vNyGK)
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
Or if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (gmo/4)
Liver is rich in iron and other essential vitamins and full of protein.
------
Humans cannot digest raw liver.
But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup......
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Farmer Hoggett at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!
========
I'll have you liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Posted by: Hannibal Orca at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (m95YU)
Posted by: Willow
------------------
I doubt you could do that without the smell of urine emanating from the burger. Would you eat a burger that smelled of urine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (2LelM)
I'm sure somebody explainted yesterday, but I missed it. How do you
get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter,
and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there
an ASCII code or HTML code?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ssssst!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)
this man is delusional. get him to the infirmary!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (NlLAv)
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM
****
Those were the ones that were 7 feet tall.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (axyOa)
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
Maybe the propulsion system to reach hypersonic speed is some type of nuclear reaction.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: Big Tech at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)
We tested one of those for a plane back in the 50/60s. Tends to leave a rather obvious trail and kill it's pilots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (p0A33)
But if you cook it with onions and slather it with
Posted by: fixer upper
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)
get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter,
and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there
an ASCII code or HTML code?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ssssst!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM
****
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (axyOa)
600
ow do you get to have multiple lines in your signature?
<<
Use < br > tag - remove spaces
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019
Test of multiple lines --
Posted by: Wolfus
Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (koNhm)
Russian stuff not working, irradiating the locals, and Russian apparatchiks lying about it is sooo 1986.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (NlLAv)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
Just ask Hiroshima.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)
might be a hint that it wasn't a very good design.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (lwiT4)
Humans cannot digest raw liver.
But if you cook it
Posted by: fixer upper
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)
Better yet...
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
Oy.
This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK
*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
'Skinny Privilege', I see....
How are you, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (Bs/iK)
I've heard this argument before and disagree. A proclamation that a CPL in one state is valid in any state or a statement of minimum state requirements for CPL would suffice. Open carry state citizens can apply in any state for a CPL.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)
Nuclear thermal rocket engine?
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (gmo/4)
This is why aos is known as a smart military blog.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
God BLESS you!!!!
It's so rare to hear this today. Most marriages are done in less than 5 years on average, I think, with the percentage of marriages ending in divorce being ridiculously high, you are a model for all to follow.
Congratulations!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (9gDA7)
But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup......
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This human can't eat it at all. Tried once at boot camp cuz I was starving and the only thing on the line was liver and onions. Couldn't do it without retching. Filled up on bread and milk and hid the nasty shit to make it past the DI. You don't want to get caught shoving uneaten food in the tray window. DIs love them some authorized sadism.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (Bs/iK)
Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.
Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.
You get the cover story.
Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Happy anniversary!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (BqBId)
Yep; look up Mitrofan Nedelin and the 1960 catastrophe at Baikonur.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (NlLAv)
------------------
Same for Isralis.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)
>>Been proposed - succession of low yield nukes 'pushing' against a (thick) plate -
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (p0A33)
Convair NB-36H
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_NB-36H
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Happy anniversary!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (NlLAv)
But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
Posted by: fixer upper
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)
Then throw it in the garbage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/)
Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.
Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.
You get the cover story.
Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)
Would buy, would read
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Rick
in SK at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (FZYNt)
"Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
death, destruction, and despair,
people dying everywhere,
Happy Birthday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (Bs/iK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (p0A33)
There's a company out there that has been growing crops at Chernobyl and is now making vodka from the yield.
https://www.liquor.com/articles/chernobyl-vodka/#gs.ukcst4
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (9gDA7)
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Open border activists echoing the language of the Tacoma firebomber & AOC rallied in Seattle earlier today to shut down the ICE offices. They stormed the building and made it to the 29th floor but later found out the offices were already closed for the day
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (BLT3V)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (NlLAv)
Or at Dyatlov Pass
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (Bs/iK)
>>Been proposed - succession of low yield nukes 'pushing' against a (thick) plate -
>>>>Nuclear Pulse Propulsion
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by:
Rick
in
SK
8) at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: flounder
It all depends on how they implement it. If they take yours and issue a "federal" license, they they can take it away.
And you know states would love to ditch having to handle dealing with licensing.
If they just say, "you have to accept it like a drivers license", then it's not as bad. Except for states that don't have chl's.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (rjGUv)
One thing about Sam's kids. Dey luvs da money!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (m79Dg)
Why a cordless drill? A hammer and a nail works too, btw.
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (FTPVM)
But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
Posted by: fixer upper
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)
Then throw it in the garbage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM
****
Right next to the okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (BLT3V)
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*tips hat*
But.... I wanna how youve been married for 39 years when you're only 29 years old.
Splain yerself....
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)
A. Marie Villafana, the lead federal prosecutor who helped negotiate a controversial plea deal for accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, has submitted her resignation to the Justice Department, the Miami Herald has learned.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)
-
I've seen interviews of Chuck and would hardly describe him well spoken. Neither his vocabulary nor his presentation in a logical, coherent manner would impress. He did have a certain ability to play with words; for example, he is Man's Son; i.e., Jesus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)
On their travel, the three in the picture above a singing a happy song:
"Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
death, destruction, and despair,
people dying everywhere,
Happy Birthday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
Chewy dot com sent a birthday card to my Siberian cat Chekov (he's 12). No kidding: a handwritten message and they even spelled his name right.
He was impossible to live with for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK
Never get out of the tent in shirtsleeves and barefoot when the wind chill is about -60F !!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
Are they involved in anything more than cashing checks?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM
Congratulations, Happy Anniversary and God Bless you both!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (BLT3V)
It was sort of hilarious it was so Soviet.
Sweden: Hey, there's a huge radiation cloud overhead. Where's the wind coming from? Oh, hey Russia, got anything to tell us?
USSR: Nope, nope.
Was the Kursk the nuke sub that sank that we might have been able to help with if they'd told us about it sooner?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK
Never get out of the tent in shirtsleeves and barefoot when the wind chill is about -60F !!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AMIL/)
That's just good advice, right there.
Next, I want someone to explain why experienced Russian skiers would do such a thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Widow driving the sledge at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (NlLAv)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK
-----
Too much wodka.
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)
Well that just makes sense
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK
Sorry. I specifically said the Antichrist will be a man. Until Hillary starts identifying as a man, she won't get the job.--God.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (m79Dg)
The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.
Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.
You get the cover story.
Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)
Would buy, would read
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Vlad's people hadn't planned for the spiders. They tried to close the portal, but the spiders had already started spinning. . .
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (m95YU)
Posted by:
Rick
in
SK
at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I made an unauthorized visit to the site in N. Georgia where Lockheed worked on developing 'nuclear' aircraft engines.
It's just an abandoned site out in the woods now, with radiation warning signs, and barbed wire. The latter easily overcome by a foolish and curious young man. Pic: http://tinyurl.com/yxbo2jv2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Diogenes
>>
Hmm.
Posted by: B-52 at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Emmie at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (i/wJA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Yogi Bear at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (m45I2)
Not much of a view straight ahead.
Posted by: Widow driving the sledge at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (q1Pj5)
Said every sled dog that wasn't the lead.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:08 AM (vNyGK)
Splain yerself....
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
The T-19 series time machine has made a complete mess of causality. You think that's bad? You wouldn't believe how many grandfather paradoxes there have been.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (UE8f6)
yes, BUT, because of all the shielding needed to protect the pilots, the planes where very heavy with a small payload. Not to mention the less than stealthy characterisitics
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (p0A33)
*******
You've got to bile it first.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM
That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (DMUuz)
*
heheh. Losers.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)
I think so. I remember that when the Russians finally raised it, they found out that part of the crew had been able to survive in an air pocket for a couple of days. Now that's a hellish thought.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)
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*strapping into to prototype*
"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."
*shrugs*
"what could go wrong, right?"
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (XrCyE)
====================
One of them got kicked out of Mizzou for cheating.
Think about that for a second...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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A pic of the Hot Cell: http://tinyurl.com/y254ygbz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK
I've read a few books about this incident. After sifting through all the info, my take is the wind blowing around a mountain to their NW and through the pass they camped on created sounds like an avalanche was about to hit them. Which was unfortunate because they had camped in a location where an avalanche was all but impossible.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM
***
This.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (axyOa)
yes, BUT, because of all the shielding needed to protect the pilots, the planes where very heavy with a small payload. Not to mention the less than stealthy characterisitics
Posted by: Nevergiveup
But they could stay up for 15,000 years before running out of fuel!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (UE8f6)
Efforts to expand rent control in California got a big shot in the arm this week when Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom announced his support for capping annual rent increases.
"I'm hopeful...that I will get on my desk in the very near term a rent cap bill because it is long overdue in the state of California," Newsom said, according to the Los Angeles Times.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (UE8f6)
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I like my morning salty too....
Posted by: SHEP! at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM
That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
********
I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (m45I2)
Can you imaging the greenies anxiety if we were using atomic bombs for fracking?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (xfb67)
oh man, that sucks, not having those you counted on try to save you.
Posted by: Mary Jo at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (NlLAv)
If they just say, "you have to accept it like a drivers license", then it's not as bad. Except for states that don't have chl's.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (UE8f6)
Local LE would still have to process CPL. It's a state police power. It's pretty analogous to drivers' licenses, actually.
Like I said, some states already allow out of state CPL apps. So open carry states citizens can avail themselves of national reciprocity that way.
It's actually pretty smart and would reduce the nightmare of patchwork laws for travel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (t6MX/)
"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."
*shrugs*
"what could go wrong, right?"
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (8XRCm)
"If things go really wrong, you'll die instantly."
"Oh, well a quick death isn't so bad."
"But if things go only slightly wrong, you'll probably die in a much slower, agonizing manner."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (KUaJL)
What about at Breakheart Pass?
Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM
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Or the Dungshow Pass?
Posted by: Mulan at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (axyOa)
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*strapping into to prototype*
"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."
*shrugs*
"what could go wrong, right?"
Plays heavily in Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (XrCyE)
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (N39Ws)
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How'd you pull that off?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (ty7RM)
Think about that for a second...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
If you are worth a couple of hundred million dollars, why would you waste time going to college?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2019 11:13 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:13 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM
That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
****
Took a iron will to write it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (axyOa)
@JZarif
Persian Gulf is vital lifeline and thus nat'l security priority for Iran, which has long ensured maritime security.
Mindful of this reality, any extra-regional presence is by definition source of insecurity - despite propaganda.
Iran won't hesitate to safeguard its security.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (BqBId)
In brighter news, did you know that Joey Bidet thinks that poor kids are just as bright as white kids??
I want him so badly to win the primary if only for the fact of the entertainment value of watching him debating Trump. You could put it on pay per view and pay off the national debt.
Posted by: Cheri at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (8ts9m)
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (UE8f6
They have enough shareholder votes to do what they want. But as others have said, they probably don't want to rock the money boat.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (vNyGK)
What about at Breakheart Pass?
Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM
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Or the Dungshow Pass?
Posted by: Mulan at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (axyOa)
Let's go, boys! We'll head 'em off at the pass!
Posted by: Taggart at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: dabhidh at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (O6j2k)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM
That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)
Can you imaging the greenies anxiety if we were using atomic bombs for fracking?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (xfb67)
I remember reading the plan to build a sea level canal across Nicaragua - one h-bomb buried every quarter mile or so, BOOM! Instant Canal!
But they couldn't ever get the Nicaraguans to buy into letting us set off a hundred or so H-Bombs in their country. Don't know why there were so squeamish about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)
250 -- Slow Art Thread day
350 -- Nice, animated conversation Art Thread day
750 -- Hey Mikey, did you see what an HTML break can do?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (9gDA7)
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I don't remember the whole story; I think Daddy donated a bunch of dough to Mizzou, and got his name on a building. After Muffy got booted, the name got scrubbed.
Something like that.
Stan Kronke is married into the Walton family as I recall. All that bastard does is move a viable football franchise for mo' money.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (ty7RM)
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He is Manhattan's candidate. Klamidia is California's candidate (Silicon Valley). My, how the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM
That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
****
Took a iron will to write it.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I feel for him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (CDGwz)
Big Guns: https://tinyurl.com/y2q47bgv
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (AAvGd)
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM
That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)
And you REALLY don't want to know what they say it means........
Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (9gDA7)
Uh, shouldn't that be "Phillies Fans"?
Phils Fan
Posted by: RM at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (U3LtS)
Why a cordless drill? A hammer and a nail works too, btw.
Posted by: dagny
Okay, okay but NOT while he's wearing it !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (arJlL)
I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM
That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)
"The end (pun intended) result of eating at Chipotle's twice in one day".
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/)
Oy.
This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK
*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
'Skinny Privilege', I see....
How are you, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK
Ya know, that's an interesting question with a complicated answer. Still trying to figure it all out and see how to fill in the gaps. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
>>
I dare ya
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (axyOa)
The comments are hosted in the 1950s. All black and white.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (NlLAv)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: IC at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (vNyGK)
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Many of our brightest and best physicists came from well-to-do families. It's not just coincidence. They had the genes of intelligent people, and the resources to pursue their interests. The money simply enabled them to do that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)
Not unlike attempts at socialism, things are all happy and rainbows for a while, until they inevitably aren't.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
hypothetical method of spacecraft propulsion that uses nuclear explosions for thrust
Plays heavily in Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
"God was knocking, and he wanted in BAD."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
I feel for him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (CDGwz)
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Fe++......Fe++
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Posted by: Ferrous Wheel at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
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I wouldn't have expected that from a guy who thought the Beatles were trying to get him to lead a black uprising through their songs.
Crazy? Also drugs. A lot of drugs.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (Eicbe)
That'd last until they figured out that he hated to be called "Chuck", then they'd call him nothing else, until he imploded.
(I've mentioned this before, but my pop was a CO at Corcoran and had to deal with Manson every day at the prison. Once the COs figured out the name thing, they'd just smile and say "whatever you say, Chuck" whenever Manson got pissy and difficult. Shut him right up virtually every time.)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (veoSD)
Think about that for a second...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Early on, Joe Biden got thrown out of law school for cheating. He had to wait a year, and his family bought his way back in.
Plagiarizing and cheating has been a lifetime enterprise for Slow Joe. Mainly because he is a stupid, stupid, man and always has been. That's also why he's always been happy to be a convenient front for the people and groups that own him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)
Oh wait. Except for red.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I see a red nic and I want to paint it black
Posted by: Mick at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
Every year. More Freshman.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK
Ya know, that's an interesting question with a complicated answer. Still trying to figure it all out and see how to fill in the gaps. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Keep me informed
I'm ok, today. It's been a hell of a week or two. But Friday heals all ills. Or Saturday and a range trip will.
Also thinking about heading south to visit Pistol Annie's to look at a single shot rifle. Cuz my old single shot 410 was a hell of a lot of fun. Just need to find a break action in a rifle caliber that I can fire at the indoor range....which means basically .223 or 7.62x39
Also the weather has been cool for Summer. So much for the heat wave of doom the local fake news was screaming about last week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (XrCyE)
Posted by: the horse at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (WwHot)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (UE8f6)
How much BBcode actually works here? Can you do [color=green] font color changes [/color]?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/)
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Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (XrCyE)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (QLMP0)
That last loving attention to their comfort I guess.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (Y4EXg)
Took a iron will to write it.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I feel for him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
After that, I feel I need to rust for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (DMUuz)
Until Pixy Mesa ended that party. With a firm hand.
Source: Legends of AoSHQ, the early years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (u82oZ)
I've seen concept art for a proposed Soviet nuclear powered zeppelin.
No way that could've gone wrong, hey?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (tY4MP)
A guy there to help sell it also helped build it. Said the engine could be run about 20 seconds before things got too crazy.
Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Tonypet
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I was complaining this morning about the weed growth around here.
It's easy to forget that I am, in the big scheme of things, blessed almost beyond measure. Dennis Prager makes a big point of the fact that gratitude is an important element of happiness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:24 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 11:24 AM (rjGUv)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)
That's what I love about these freshmen co-eds, man. Every year I get older and they stay the same age.
Posted by: Wooderson at August 09, 2019 11:25 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:26 AM (SK7R7)
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:27 AM (SK7R7)
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Indoor?
Howabout a Savage Model 24, perhaps in .410/.22 WMR?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:28 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Willow
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Grits? It's just ground corn. I protest. Strongly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)
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Regardless of what they choose to say their actual pronouns are twerp/drip/dweeb.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:34 AM (dmoiP)
test [/br]
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:39 AM (dmoiP)
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Regardless of what they choose to say their actual pronouns are twerp/drip/dweeb.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:34 AM (dmoiP)
This is what happens when victimhood becomes a special status that confers authority.
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