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NYT: Mueller Didn't Do Much Work and Kept Short Hours
After his doddering performance. But for three years, he was a combination of Sgt. Rock and The Punisher, fighting the Cong with one hand and Mafia hoods with the other, and banging out bills of indictment with his prehensile yet girthy manhood.Soon after the special counsel's office opened in 2017, some aides noticed that Robert S. Mueller III kept noticeably shorter hours than he had as F.B.I. director, when he showed up at the bureau daily at 6 a.m. and often worked nights. He seemed to cede substantial responsibility to his top deputies, including Aaron Zebley, who managed day-to-day operations and often reported on the investigation's progress up the chain in the Justice Department. As negotiations with President Trump's lawyers about interviewing him dragged on, for example, Mr. Mueller took part less and less, according to people familiar with how the office worked. That hands-off style was on display Wednesday when Mr. Mueller testified for about seven hours before two House committees. Once famous for his laserlike focus, Mr. Mueller, who will turn 75 next month, seemed hesitant about the facts in his own 448-page report. He struggled at one point to come up with the word "conspiracy."Whoops. Whoopsie!
... [H]e was unmistakably shaky. Roughly 15 times, he asked for a question to be repeated. He repeatedly said, "If it's from the report, yes, I support it" -- a line that seemed to suggest that he did not know what the report actually said. He seemed to struggle to complete his sentences, and not always because he had been interrupted. ... Had Mr. Mueller delivered a commanding performance -- even if he said little -- he might have cemented that impression. Instead he may have ignited a whole new set of questions about whether he was too old for the job he took on, whether he delegated too many decisions to his top deputies, and whether he was reluctant to testify because he was not up to it. In fact, those suspicions already had some currency. In Senate testimony this year, Attorney General William P. Barr suggested that in a March 5 meeting, Mr. Mueller did not clearly articulate his reasoning about why he declined to decide whether President Trump had committed a prosecutable crime. ... But what has dribbled out suggests that Mr. Mueller's wobbly performance might not have come as a surprise to his subordinates. The calendars of one of the team's top prosecutors, Andrew Weissmann, suggest that he met infrequently with Mr. Mueller, except for daily 5 p.m. meeting, which typically lasted 45 minutes. Instead, the calendars cite Mr. Zebley's initials 111 times, often next to "team leader" meetings, suggesting he may have led them.The Cucks, a group of high distinction chiefly distinguished by being wrong about LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE IMPORTANT POLITICAL QUESTION OF THE PAST TEN YEARS, are of course attempting to provide cover for Mueller, but not really for Mueller -- they're providing cover for themselves, having not only insisted that Mueller was some kind of living god, but having viciously attacked anyone who offered the slightest doubt about him. Take Jonah Goldberg -- please.
irst, he retreated, as usual, to the pillows-and-Play-Doh comfort of Safe Space of just blabbering Orangemanbadorangemanbad when confronted with evidence that his worldview talks like a fag and is totally retarded.
Look, I think Mueller had a bad day. I think his performance bolstered the case that his staff ran the show. But Mueller also demonstrated that he is a vastly better man than Trump. Trump heaps gross scorn on him for two years and Mueller refused a single ad hominem.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 24, 2019
Gosh a whale joke. That’s new
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2019
Waking up to email and DMs from friends asking if I'm ok given all the hate aimed at me last night. I'm fine. Also, I missed 90% of it because I just pushed Twitter away and went to bed. But thanks for the concern.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2019
Burn this with fire. https://t.co/iQNMFVrtgp
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2019
Probably. And if not, you might want to examine the company you keep. https://t.co/RYJJctfKvW
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2019
I’m not saying The Edge is David Mamet’s best movie, I’m saying it’s his most underrated.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2019
His best movie is Red Belt. Fight me.
— Jefé (@PequenoJefe) July 25, 2019
FWIW, until 2016 I was way more conservative than Donald Trump. I'm still way more conservative than Trump by the pre-2016 definition. If your definition of what a conservative is changes with a single election, you may need to ask whether you ever understood conservatism.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 24, 2019
* A shman is a she-man. I feel absurd calling these shpecimens "men."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 25, 2019 12:21 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (FTlwv)
I don't understand how someone could be such a parody of themselves and still have enough brain cells to breathe.
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:25 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 25, 2019 12:25 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 12:25 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:26 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)
Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2019 12:24 PM
He's seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Jonie Goldberg at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (tt1wG)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (bbLrU)
Sodium pentathol driven truthful answer: No
Follow up statement: then STFU
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (y7DUB)
Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)
Ace has a beautiful way with words.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (wCmLp)
Where's that Black guy's left hand? (heavy sigh) Gotta call racism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (RrqtM)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: Jonah, David and Seth at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM
It's why we come back here, really.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (xGYN/)
Posted by: irst at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (sGtp+)
ace, did you hire Twitter's team of lesbian UI designers or sometin?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (M9ntN)
What the ever-luvin' fu*k!!!
Are you kidding me? Oh...because so many Americans work in buildings with elevators.
Right.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (axyOa)
And, unlike Jonah, I didn't find myself in the side of secret investigations, government spying on political opponents, and punishing people for supporting a candidate I didn't care for.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (NvDtd)
Did Mandel, Goldberg and French pull him aside in DMs last night for a Cuck Moot?
"Look Jay, we've been getting our asses roasted for two years for this Russian shit. Our twitter mentions look like an AceofSpades comment section. Now it's YOUR TURN to get in there and take one for the team!"
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (datdl)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: wha? at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (tt1wG)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (RrqtM)
Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (cD09y)
Biden = 76 years old
Mueller = 74 years old
All in the same age range. The mental acuity difference between the 3 men are pretty stark.
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (oiNtH)
This is nice. Different, but nice.
Posted by: Weasel
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I'm hanging onto my desk to keep from falling off my chair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dkvcO)
That, and our daddy issues prevent us from ever forming actual healthy relationships and instead drive us into the same shame-spiral patterns of self-destruction.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (m79Dg)
And the NYT is now saying "wow, he really lost his fastball, didn't he? Turns out he wasn't who we thought he was"...
Chalk me up for the simplest explanation.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (zPHra)
*******
Report: Pelosi Tells Nadler To Cool It On Impeachment | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (tH5fk)
@MZHemingway
Man, what a day. What a really fun day.
8:52 PM - 24 Jul 2019
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)
Coincidence?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PmKK9)
The real casualty in this entire affair is the country and Jonah-Cuck sides with the subversives. Dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (3sOO0)
Trump = 73 years old
Biden = 76 years old
Mueller = 74 years old
All in the same age range. The mental acuity difference between the 3 men are pretty stark.
Posted by: Cheri
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This is where I don't get the Mueller situation. 74 is not so old that you literally dodder and stammer, is it? Something premature going on there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (AfOD4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)
You're so cynical. He sent himself at least 3.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (m79Dg)
Phew! (rights self)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
----
The elevator people will still only have 3 fingers!
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (RrqtM)
Gee. Now why was that, Einstein?
Do you think that maybe, I dunno, Mueller used prosecutorial and investigative powers instead of ad hominems because maybe, possibly one of those tactics are slightly more tangible and destructive than the other? And that the other of those might undermine his attributed authority as an independent inspector? Just spit-ballin' here.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Broseidon
Exactly. I imagine him sitting on the toilet with tears running down his face and wondering why no one was checking up on him. Pathetic.
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (oiNtH)
J'noah "Still Thought Leading After All These Years" Goldbrick - when do you drop your pups, bub?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (pNxlR)
still way more conservative than Trump by the pre-2016 definition.
In which version of Earth is either of these statements even remotely true? Unless by "conservative" of course Jonah is strictly limiting himself to the "neo-" variety - that is to say, a pro-war leftist.
Posted by: DocJ at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: The Henny Youngman Committee about sound on the front page at July 25, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo)
Oh, wait, that's right, Trump did.
Posted by: Don Grue at July 25, 2019 12:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:34 PM (p0A33)
I have felt a great disturbance in The Farce!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (CTU7q)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (y7DUB)
Mueller was there to approve requisition checks.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (TAmPV)
I need to train little joncelli to do that. Think of the time savings!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
Paolo let you sleep in your bed?
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (bbLrU)
53 If Jonah is so afraid of people talking to him the elevator, he could just take the stairs... HA HA HA, almost said that with a straight face.
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (3sOO0)
Down is a cinch, J'noah! I'd be happy to help!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
He's like a fatter, less hairy version of Anita Sarkessian.
Now I understand why the TrueCon Media ignored GamerGate; they didn't want to admit what side they were really rooting for.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (datdl)
the case that his staff ran the show. But Mueller also demonstrated that
he is a vastly better man than Trump.
I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to be life-coach, asshole. I voted for Trump because I wanted the swamp drained, and sometimes you need a man who is less, ahem, let's just say refined to do a job like that.
Posted by: DocJ at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Chris M at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (eAZVt)
He was Vinny the Chinning the world.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (DJFLF)
I wonder when Nads will admit to his zipper privilege?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (M9ntN)
Actually, its totally random.
my 90 year old Mom is still sharp as a tack, but a 65 year old friend of mine is really getting vague now.
Posted by: Don Grue at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (O2RFr)
If it wasn't an act, where the hell was the oversight during the 2 years of investigation? Either way, I'm glad this fucker has been exposed as the hack he is and his reputation is in the toilet.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:37 PM (AfOD4)
..........................
Yesterday's shit show showed exactly that. Trump has been right for 2 years.. a bunch of left-wing hacks running that "investigation" in Mueller's name.
And all they could find was nothing, so they ended up saying they couldn't "exonerate" him.. And they didn't even bother investigation anything that would not hurt Trump.
For fuck's sake.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 25, 2019 12:37 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dkvcO)
That, and our daddy issues prevent us from ever forming actual healthy relationships and instead drive us into the same shame-spiral patterns of self-destruction.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (wCmLp)
STOP LOOKING AT MY WEBCAM
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (PmKK9)
Posted by: Sumdood at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (T6YRn)
He threw a couple of early interceptions and that put him off his game. We had a chance in the 4th quarter, but it was too little too late.
We're gonna practice hard this week and give ATM a hard time next week.
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (G+R8k)
Black dude in the elevator saw a picture of Nadler and now suffers from zipper envy.
I wonder when Nads will admit to his zipper privilege?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (axyOa)
At some point you have enough zipper.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: chango butt at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 12:35 PM (datdl)
They didn't ignore so much as dismiss it, in writing, and often.
Heck, many on here did the same thing.
After all, they are only gamer nerds. (he says checking to see if Star Trek Online has updated yet).
Posted by: Don Grue at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:37 PM
The Paolo's calendar, it is a full one...
Posted by: Paolo at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (CTU7q)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (O2RFr)
---
Ridin High
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJCMTVeVZ4
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (VaN/j)
I need to train little joncelli to do that. Think of the time savings!
Posted by: joncelli
Just think. Range day with the left hand, eat lunch with the right hand, and code with the prehensile yet girthy manhood at the same time.
Relax, eat & work at the same time.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (p0A33)
He claimed that wasn't true, but people were there and disputed him so... LIAR.
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (O2RFr)
Man, what a day. What a really fun day.
8:52 PM - 24 Jul 2019
I'd say Mollie Hemingway just planted her flag on Mt. Everest. So much scorn from the majority of her peers and yet she persevered, climbing all over their heads to reach the summit. Meanwhile, her inferiors remain at base camp sucking wind and/or skin-flutes.
Well done, Mollie. Well done.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (PmKK9)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (tH5fk)
I mean, true Chads are supposed to be out beating the shit out of people in real life, AMIRITE?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (CTU7q)
He threw a couple of early interceptions and that put him off his game. We had a chance in the 4th quarter, but it was too little too late.
We're gonna practice hard this week and give ATM a hard time next week.
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (vd8XM)
Uh, Coach? WE are playing soccer.
Posted by: AOC new Dem Team Capatain at July 25, 2019 12:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2019 12:39 PM (O2RFr)
It's not a lie if you believe it...and mueller can't remember
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:40 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: chango butt at July 25, 2019 12:40 PM (B+t5k)
He was initially adamant about not testifying and had to be subpoenaed. He couldn't explain to his boss why he didn't make a recommendation on obstruction. He was clearly lost multiple times yesterday when asked about specific points the were in the report.
As someone who spent a significant part of his scholastic career not doing the homework assignment and then winging it in class I can spot someone who doesn't know what the material said a mile away.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2019 12:40 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2019 12:38 PM (PmKK9)
He had to walk it back yesterday but Gaslight Inc is ignoring the correction.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 12:41 PM (DJFLF)
The ace part is great, but those tweets.
I would love to hear what the "pre-2016" definition of conservative is - open borders, unbounded debt ceiling, jumping at the chance to get into a war, BOHICA for the Dems at every opportunity?
Please, tell us, cucks.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2019 12:41 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (CTU7q)
I would love to hear what the "pre-2016" definition of conservative is - open borders, unbounded debt ceiling, jumping at the chance to get into a war, BOHICA for the Dems at every opportunity?
JEB! Please clap
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (M9ntN)
some people hold together at that age, some don't. Mueller showed a lot of symptoms of early onset alzheimers. In some people, that can start in their mid-60's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (Kpl3J)
You mad bro? Probably because he exposed you as a fraudulent huckster who talked a lot about what is "conservative" but never really believed in it.
I get it. He killed Jonah's gig by exposing him as a carnival barker who was just reading from a script that earned him a check. But really, just go find something productive to do. The car wash is hiring. That seems within you skill set, fatass.
And join the War on Carbs while your at it.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (y7DUB)
I think I found the error of this assessment. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (bDqIh)
He queues up a week's worth every weekend and schedules them to be delivered to himself one per hour, every hour.
The message is always a variant of, "You're a chunky, spunky monkey!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2019 12:41 PM (JFO2v)
Plain metal lunchboxes are an awesome retro callback. FIGHT ME!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
Tweeting at all hours of night
"A hot dog is chili, fight me"
lol
cuck haikus
if it's what you say it is, I love it!
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (1F1Hh)
***
So...can we show Jonah the company he is keeping with ORANGE MAN BAD?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (WdocV)
Note to WH: an available option is to uphold your oaths to the constitution, and finally put an end to the lawlessness. Courts cannoto defy the law, give standing to foreigners outside the borders, and usurp executive authority.
Unless you continue to allow it.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2019 12:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (iys0/)
And now he's a pile of whale shit. But someone should advise him that he's not in the best position to attack other people's character.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (6udfe)
Ans: Because the replacement might just look closely at the people assigned and get rid of them due to conflicts of interest. The replacement might insist on actually being in charge and direct a neutral investigation. The replacement might actually *be* honest and not a partisan Clintonite hack. And that wouldn't do.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (joYrR)
That's the rub. It's only a question of *what* and *when*, so older folks need an eye kept on them, just in case.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:42 PM (Kpl3J)
?
Can you repeat that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (AfOD4)
I think it's time to take Pap Pap's license away
Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (vd8XM)
Coincidence?
Nope. See also Jeannie Rhee.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
It's all about character, Lizzy. You know, like saying one thing to the people you need to vote for you - like build the damn wall, defund Obamacare, etc. - then going to DC and flipping the bird to those rubes while you do the duty of your paymasters, the US Chamber of Commerce.
Takes real character to do that - which is why they're so furious at PDJT. He exposed (and continues to expose) their con and now the marks know the game.
Posted by: DocJ at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (77WPm)
Please clap!
Posted by: JEB at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (O2RFr)
Please, tell us, cucks.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
Pre 2016 conservatism was to espouse theoretical "fiscal conservatism", throw a few rhetorical bones to the SoCons, and then do neither when actually in power because you don't want to expend political capital that could be better spent getting a 1/2 or 1/10 of a percentage decrease in the marginal tax rates for global corporations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (wCmLp)
Cottage cheese is high in sodium. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: The Whale (not white) at July 25, 2019 12:45 PM (LilNs)
Heck, many on here did the same thing.
Well, I sort of expect a dismissive air among political nerds for other nerds that don't share their particular nerd obsession. But it was a big culture war story at the time and the first real example of the SJW mob being held back (at least for a time). I would've thought Allah could've had at least one GG thread in between his Game of Thrones/Walking Dead Grumble threads.
David French wrote an article about Milo getting deplatformed years ago that described GamerGate as a 'misogynistic hate campaign directed at women'.
I knew then that the hill was lost and the cucks made sure they didn't die on it.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 12:45 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Radical Centrist
Nutshelled it.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 12:45 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (9oqdi)
you nailed it....iJeb!
Posted by: DanMan at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (BqXKV)
Hmm...
See I remember when Jonah was arguing:
Bush 43 needed to stop being so passive and actually attack his political opponents.
That modern liberalism has strong fascist tendencies and giving it more power is dangerous
That Hillary Clinton is an existential threat to America.
The Islamists like Ilhan Omar are an existential threat to America
Etc...
And now he doesn't believe in any of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (UUkQp)
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I doubt my tiny member would cause them any harm.
Posted by: Jonah G. at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (ENJvp)
Mueller was living off a mythical reputation pushed by acolytes and people in the political spectrum doing so for their own reasons.
Its not always about the hours you keep. It's about the results you achieve and how you achieve them.
So really, stop with the Captain Mueller, Superhero shit.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (ITfJb)
i was interested but stayed quiet for two reasons:
1. I get that Zoe Quinn is just a nightcrawler hustler, but it was really, really hard to justify outing her sex life, even if that got at an issue (ethics in journalism).
2. Everyone was outing and doxxing each other. I was already in the middle of an attempt to dox me. I didn't want to get into another one.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Downcast at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (Cfuy1)
two takeaways:
1- he didn't write it and basically just cashed checks and leaked shit to the media
2- he stone walled congress in a similar yet very different way that Blasy-Ford did.
3- answering this shit honestly would have been beyond a disaster - took the dems 24 hours to convince him to have the mental facilities of a pants -pooping old fart.
Posted by: fox at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (hdFyL)
440 Looking at those links to Jay Caruso in the sidebar and reading his Twitter and the comments thereto...it's like we're all looking at the same thing and seeing something completely different. Like everybody is looking at a mountain but various people are seeing an elephant or an anthill or...something. This kind of reality distortion field is unhealthy for the republic.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Fewer regulations means fewer bureaucrats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (9oqdi)
I knew then that the hill was lost and the cucks made sure they didn't die on it.
...
of course.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: fox at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (hdFyL)
Posted by: fly gal at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (U7k5w)
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Lizzy, I had the same thought. I said this at the time Trump announced that he found issues that greatly bothered normal people, Republicans mostly, and decided to run on them. He did some market research and found what people wanted. Imagine that!
But of course, all of that is beneath our thought leaders. As it turns out, we were never their target audience.
Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (nyFJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (p0A33)
Too good for them, NGU. "Hanged" FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (abNpZ)
Oh, you should have heard him at the bar! "Trump is a retard." "Trump's shit is all retarded." "Trump took my pudding cup!" The guy was a laugh a minute!--Andrew Weissmann.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Don Grue at July 25, 2019 12:36 PM (NgKpN)
I have a 65 year old friend who I've known for many years, great guy, and it pains me that I see lots of symptoms of early onset Parkinson's every time I talk to him now. I don't say anything, I figure it's obvious to him as well. He forgot my name the other day in the middle of a conversation. He still knew me, of course, but words are disappearing at random times.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (6udfe)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2019 12:48 PM (ITfJb)
pre-2016. But, he has been way less effective in advancing conservative
policies pre-2016 than Trump has been since 2016.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:25 PM (wCmLp)
That was their pre-2016 definition of conservatism. Free trade, big business love, foreign interventions, lip service in the direction of those icky Jesus freaks and/or flyover country rubes.
People discovered what phonies these guys were/are, and it's really that simple.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (a2xio)
Golberg and friends talk conservative.
Trump acts conservative.
I can handle some mean tweets if it means we finally have a president who is willing to take on things like open borders and Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
MUELLER BANGED HIS WIFE!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (CTU7q)
"It's ironic and pathetic that the creator of the classic insult 'Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys' (the French), Jonah Goldberg, has now sold his soul for a wallet full of 'Cheese' from a French Socialist. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey indeed!"
Alas, Omyidar is American.
Damnit!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (N1kno)
Posted by: Downcast at July 25, 2019 12:47 PM (Cfuy1)
Yes. And so that people with social phobia and mild claustrophobia can get out without body-slamming people. Theoretically.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
The real scandal is that the guy couldn't even answer basic questions about this report that was essentially a coup.
Being old senile is more easy to forgive.
But I do love that Mueller is riding off into the sunset as a failure.
Posted by: Blago at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
haha
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)
"We knew that stuff all along. We're the New York Times. Why did we push for Mueller to testify? Because ... reasons. Not because we didn't already know he was playing handball with his own shit now. We knew that, of course."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (qlqmy)
Ans: Because the replacement might just look closely at the people
assigned and get rid of them due to conflicts of interest. The
replacement might insist on actually being in charge and direct a
neutral investigation. The replacement might actually *be* honest and
not a partisan Clintonite hack. And that wouldn't do.
***
Yep. We have 50 state AGs....dozens of high level State Attorneys and FBI investigators...and we had to choose someone who had worked for Whitey Bulger, screwed up every major investigation he was part of (hello Richard Jewell!), and had his bones made when he let Clinton off the hook for taking a bribe from Mark Rich.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (WdocV)
Mueller is as honest as how lead free the water is in Flint, MI.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (9oqdi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: chango butt at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (B+t5k)
It features a 300-page foreword by Andrew Weissmann and tells Mueller's story in his own words on three blank pages.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Jonah is his wife s little spunk monkey. He likes to clean up.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM
My wife's creampies are a healthy, low fat dietary choice! Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Joe? Nah! at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
I've made a suggestion before: The last person to comment about bold/italic/centered before it's fixed gets the barrel. Who's with me?
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
I'm pretty sure that Murderin' Joe is desperately signaling to the left that he's now one of them and there's no need to bring that evidence that he killed the intern he was having an affair with to light, he'll be a good little boy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Now it's a combination of me thinking I was stupid and him always having been a fakeosaurus.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (TB7HE)
Now that he's no longer of use as a front man, he's being thrown under the bus.
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 12:44 PM (6udfe)
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This is the gist of what I was just about to say. I suppose it's true that Jonah was more conservative than Trump when Trump was a Democrat, however far back that goes, but once Trump committed to running as a Republican, I really didn't doubt that he believed in everything he ran on, especially securing our borders and keeping us safe.
I seem to recall Jonah being kind of a squish on abortion, so I would say Trump is way more conservative on that issue too. He didn't used to be, but he is now. This is what we pray for, that people's hearts will be converted.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (p0A33)
Crucifixion is the way to go. It gets them out in the fresh air.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)
"I shot the Zebley, but I did not shoot the deputy."
Posted by: Webley at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (abNpZ)
It would be interesting to see whether it was the carrot or the stick that got him to betray his beliefs...and his family.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Delusional Democrats at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (9+jnX)
Bingo!
Don't want to move to Kansas City or Grand Junction? Excellent, we don't really need all of you anyway. Win-win.
Mulvaney, you magnificent b@stard!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (bDqIh)
So in high school, I'm forced to play. Now i'm actually on the football team, so I'm not completely useless, but I've never played baseball, and I don't even know how to catch with a glove, apart from, you know, intuition.
For whatever reason I'm at shortstop which is exactly where I do not want to be.
So this guy hits a ball right at my face and I panic and use the glove to shield my face from getting beaned.
And I'm super embarrassed because I know I look like a total douche.
The coach says "All right, let's have it," and I don't know what he means, but then I realize he means the ball.
Which, I'm surprised to find out, is in my glove.
Completely inadvertent.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (PbpT7)
It switches the topic from how badly the Bushes sold us out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (y7DUB)
All day it's "mayonnaise is literally like putting vomit on your burger. Don't @ me." Then the replies are some cuck staffer from another cuck publication chiming in with his own pseudo-tough guy riposte ("fight me") and @'ing another cuck.
The subtext is always "this is our cool group, see how cool we are."
Posted by: Rob at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (BJ7tJ)
You won Twitter yesterday with your response to Jonah.
*wild applause*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
Mueller will come.
Posted by: Delusional Democrats at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (CDGwz)
So will SMOD. And my money is on SMOD.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Jose at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (V6W16)
Jonah Goldberg
@JonahNRO
I think the Mueller report/investigation has many flaws from conception to execution. I think you've made some fine and persuasive points in this regard. I think your ongoing effort to paint Trump as a better man than Mueller or simply a decent person period unpersuasive.
Mollie
@MZHemingway
Certainly true if you think aggressive insults are worse than the invention of a new standard of justice -- applied to only one person -- to replace the standard that innocence is presumed until guilt is proven.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (BqBId)
Can some someone tell me what Mueller meant when he responded to Louie Gohmert grilling him with " I take your question."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (TAmPV)
Cheese-eating surrender monkey was Groundskeeper Willy from The Simpsons.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (joYrR)
MUELLER BANGED HIS WIFE!
CORY BOOKER BANGED HIS SON!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (qlqmy)
_________________
If you oppose a president who appoints conservative judges, cuts government regulations, cuts taxes, and tries to enforce immigration laws, because all your lefty butt-buddies say that president is uncouth and vulgar, then you definitely need to ask whether you ever understood conservatism.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: chango butt at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
*******
Steal Oxygen ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (p0A33)
Too good for them, NGU. "Hanged" FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For all you pedants, how about shot?
Does shot work?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (AY/TT)
But I do love that Mueller is riding off into the sunset as a failure.
Posted by: Blago at July 25, 2019 12:49 PM (UfkIY)
Yesterday was the Tombstone on Mueller's career. More than any other event in his life, That Performance is going to be what he will always be remembered for in the future (when he is remembered at all)
and you can take this to the bank - Yesterday was the LAST time you will ever see Mueller speak live on camera. He's finished, he will never make another public appearance in his life. His career, and his public life, is Fini.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (TB7HE)
It must be painful for him to realize that he is almost totally irrelevant now, whereas for years he was The Conservative with cushy jobs and this and that. The game is up.
Posted by: Rob at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (BJ7tJ)
But, Occams Razor says no
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (DB16e)
That jelly-faced d*******er makes the name "conservative" stink in the nostrils of good men and women. Buckley-style conservatism became the modern-day Whigs, nothing more or less.
Posted by: Monty James at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (aXucN)
A true conservative knows you have to strike evil harder after it strikes you. Not send evil flowers after it sodomizes you.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert Heinlein
Pork rinds smothered in cheese sauce are a salad. Fight Me. -J. Goldberg
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (wCmLp)
Completely inadvertent.
My testosterone makes me want to bend you over the dugout railing...
Posted by: Cory Booker at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (IMdOQ)
And now they argue Trump isn't really a conservative so even if he has pursued the most conservative set of policies since Reagan we shouldn't support him.
But then again they weren't arguing in good faith in 2012. They wanted Mitt RomneyCare and Deep State Republicans running the show so any argument would work...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions & RBG sweatin to the oldies! at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (gmo/4)
Gotta be Scarborough. His mid-life crisis of joining a band and then marrying a bobblehead kinda stand out.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (9+jnX)
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I think it was delayed by a week. Even a Red Sox fan such as myself could read that report in seven days.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (aXucN)
Biden = 76 years old
Mueller = 74 years old
All in the same age range. The mental acuity difference between the 3 men are pretty stark.
Posted by: Cheri
In fairness to Biden, he was a blithering idiot from birth. 76 ain't got nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Steven Strange at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (FJYfm)
I think people started to get suspicious after the third second of me just standing there.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (PbpT7)
The House Democrats prepped for the hearings by holding a mock hearing including some playing Republicans.
Maybe this was all so coordinated, with Mueller getting their questions in advance, that it never occurred to Mueller he should prepare beyond those House Dems' questions? Kinda like when your professor gives you the potential exam questions in advance - he studied only the SC report sections that he knew the House Dems wanted to discuss.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (bDqIh)
Hmm...
See I remember when Jonah was arguing:
Bush 43 needed to stop being so passive and actually attack his political opponents.
That modern liberalism has strong fascist tendencies and giving it more power is dangerous
That Hillary Clinton is an existential threat to America.
The Islamists like Ilhan Omar are an existential threat to America
Etc...
And now he doesn't believe in any of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM
David Brooks had a chapter in BoBos in Paradise about how to have a career as a public intellectual. He noted that the best thing a public intellectual can do is to be blatantly wrong, because that gives the intellectual what he really needs, i.e., people talking about him constantly and invitations to come on radio and TV and explain his position. It seems like our cucks took that chapter a little too much to heart.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Downcast at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (Cfuy1)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (DB16e)
But, Goldberg could pose with Goliath's armor and build a play fort to surrender to the Philistines.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 12:23 PM (p0A33)
Too good for them, NGU. "Hanged" FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For all you pedants, how about shot?
Does shot work?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (AY/TT)
Shonged.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
***
Same as Ted Kennedy showing up in a neck brace after murdering Mary Jo Kopechne.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (WdocV)
Gotta be Scarborough. His mid-life crisis of joining a band and then marrying a bobblehead kinda stand out."
Don't forget murdering an intern. Not your normal mid-life crisis, but Joe gotta Joe.
Posted by: Steven Strange at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (K0yCt)
Since the latter two torpedoed Sarah Palin, who added the only bit of life to the otherwise moribund campaign, I'd say that's true.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: MW at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay
He wouldn't have been around in 899 bc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (AY/TT)
Completely inadvertent.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (PbpT7)
And that scorching line drive ball....
was me.
Posted by: Corey Booker at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (90T4r)
It's the White House that got small.
Posted by: Norma Goldberg at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (UFgOG)
Now that he's no longer of use as a front man, he's being thrown under the bus."
And as he goes under the bus, the Democrats suddenly notice that he's still got their precious Report clutched in his skeletal hands.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
picked up on? Dude i've been leading this bandwagon for two years!!!
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (PbpT7)
***
Like Hillary not knowing what whipping a server meant?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (AfOD4)
He was initially adamant about not testifying and had to be subpoenaed. He couldn't explain to his boss why he didn't make a recommendation on obstruction. He was clearly lost multiple times yesterday when asked about specific points the were in the report.
Posted by: JackStraw
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He had weeks to prep. I'm still kind of mystified that he wasn't coached and drilled to his eyeballs. There should have been a team working on him like Michael Jackson's doctors.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (M9ntN)
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A thought I would like my fellow posters to keep in mind, for reasons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (CDGwz)
Someone needs to get those swarthy half men water.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (bbLrU)
If Mueller had shown personal animus towards Trump on national television he probably would have exposed himself to criminal charges or at least being disbarred! Not to mention the political ramifications. Jonah is quite the cheap date for deep state hacks.
Posted by: huh? at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM (+B4Kf)
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2019 12:30 PM (oiNtH)
Two have been government hacks, one a businessman who HAD to keep his brain sharp.
Posted by: Grannymimi at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (u5LFV)
I think people started to get suspicious after the third second of me just standing there.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:55 PM (PbpT7)
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You're looking at this all wrong. I've seen enough baseball to know that when a player makes a catch like that, people should applaud. You were merely following the age-old tradition of waiting for your public to appreciate you. That they failed to do so reflects poorly on them, not you.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (mrg3L)
Maybe Mueller is playing feeble man because he thinks this shit might come back on him.
He genuinely looked befuddled at times and I don't think you can fake that.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (TAmPV)
Maybe Mueller is playing feeble man because he thinks this shit might come back on him.
But, Occams Razor says no
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (M+Lyo)
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Is Mueller enfeebled? Did he fake it to dodge and delay questions?
I think yes. Embrace the power of and. I think he's old, others were carrying the heavy loads because he wasn't up to it. And, he's also guilty as homemade sin, he knows all the important parts of the conspiracy, and was playing up being elderly as a crutch in a hearing that he never expected to happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (5sLaw)
Posted by: Ever at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (aROE4)
And I'm super embarrassed because I know I look like a total douche.
The coach says "All right, let's have it," and I don't know what he means, but then I realize he means the ball.
Which, I'm surprised to find out, is in my glove.
Completely inadvertent.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:52 PM (PbpT7)
Two jokes among baseball guys.
1. When someone pusses out, pulls his head away and just swipes at a hot shot hit at him, the other guys yell "Ole!"
2. When someone does the above and actually catches the ball, the other guys tell him, "When you look in your glove, poker face. Do NOT show shock or surprise. Act like you knew all along the ball was there."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (qlqmy)
Completely inadvertent.
I played lacrosse in college. Only made the team because I was a cross country runner. As a freshman, I catch a ball in front of a wide open goal, pull the stick back, and fire.
Nothing.
Ball rolled out of my stick because I pulled back too far.
Turns out, I was a much better coach (later on) than I was a player.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (BqXKV)
On what basis are they talking about his stirling career?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (JgA4k)
there is no I in hydration
except the one at the end there
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (DB16e)
If Goldberg were around then David would have had him killed and then railed his wife. Which is why David is such a fascinating person.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
This is important to a lawyer especially in the family law field as a client has to have sufficient capacity to make a will or trust. They certainly don't need a lawyer to do those things but they may not be able to even with the assistance of an attorney.
I'd like to think Robert Mueller was pulling a fast one by pretending to be daft. But it's entirely possible you got exactly what he is.
And the next question is who put him there. It wasn't Sessions but I suspect the actor that did put BOTH of them in office.
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (WwhLF)
Says who?
BTW, I'm not sure "laserlike" is a word. It might be. I'm sure the OED claims it's a word. But I'm not so sure. I think it's a hyphenated retard word.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (6fsOH)
My questions remain: will we see indictments of the coup minions and their leaders? If so, will anyone go to jail?
I am sick of the two tiered justice system that allows top democrats like Ted Kennedy {allowed in his case since he is dead.}, Clintons, the Obamas, and their collective megadollar donors to live above outside the law.
Posted by: Locke Common at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (mLN9k)
Posted by: 18-1
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I understand that the Obamas were abusive towards the WH staff also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (CDGwz)
Isn't this, really, the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (IMdOQ)
Trump is 72.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Teamocil at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (bbLrU)
That will be Trump's legacy.
There isn't an issue that will really last except the one where The People saw the federal government, from both aisles, as one loosely coordinated but directionally unified Borg. The Tea Party era was the pry bar. The Trump era is the jackhammer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:56 PM (K0yCt)
His savoir faire is too gauche, n'est-ce pas?--Zombie Bill Buckley.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (m79Dg)
Very perspicacious
Posted by: Regular joe at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:58 PM
Like with a whip? Devo called, they'd like a word.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (mrg3L)
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (PbpT7)
Some call this a pivot. I call it rationalizing and lying.
Posted by: steve walsh at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (vf96M)
Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: jsg at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (Wthqj)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 25, 2019 12:54 PM (DB16e)
An analogy would be that Jonah is like David's wife Michal who rebuked David for Dancing when the Arc was brought to Jerusalem. It was soooo unkingly.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (aS1PU)
Bluebell I saw a speech he gave where he described his change of heart on abortion. It was a family friend that tried so hard for a pregnancy or an abortion survivor type scenario IIRC. It was sincere too.
Posted by: DanMan at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
LOL.
At least, the New York Slimes has a bit of humor. That might be the Mexican influence. Or maybe they're just addled and don't know where to turn?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (6fsOH)
And they are not too picky about who the check comes from.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)
I didn't realy "dougnuteater" required obfuscation.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (sGtp+)
What has he ever conserved?
A question that all the "true cons" should be asked really. NR's motto wasn't "Standing athwart history, shouting 'More lube!'"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (WqPYg)
Thank you bad orange man for removing the scales from my eyes.
Posted by: Inogame at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (TAmPV)
I think it was genuine. Look at his facial expressions, the way he worked his mouth. Totally reflective of advanced age.
I actually have sympathy for him. People lose their faculties at different rates, and do so not in a simple linear fashion over time, but rather as a step function. One day they're fine, then shortly later, they're woolly.
None of us knows when that transformation will occur.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (qlqmy)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e0Msj)
Posted by: chango butt at July 25, 2019 12:50 PM (B+t5k)
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Can't stop laughing.
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: steve walsh at July 25, 2019 01:02 PM (vf96M)
That's why he plays Goalie on the Senate Hockey Team.
Guy's a wall.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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I have reduced the criticism of others to a science. I'm very good at it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (TB7HE)
*******
Imagine that Stink Moore was lying about telling Leftards not to trust Mueller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (JgA4k)
Compare the doddering old man on display yesterday with the duly elected President and know the cucks are never to be believedagain.. Low energy v. Dragon energy, indeed.
Posted by: Venus at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (lZaEn)
Posted by: DanMan at July 25, 2019 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
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Are you talking about Trump? Because that's what I remember hearing him say, too. And I do believe it was sincere.
For a second I thought you were talking about Goldberg, and I was going to say good for him. But I think you meant Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (lqS30)
This was the most amazing statement of the whole exchange! Jonah, you need to go pound your head on a wall or something, and hope it shakes loose some neurons! Trump heaped gross scorn on him (personally!) for two years because he was engaged in an illegitimate attack on the Republic! He was lending his reputation, such as it was, to a fucking coup attempt! And he lied repeatedly about his motivations for doing so!
Trump scorning Mueller was entirely appropriate. A good start, and I hope for more. On the other hand, Mueller scorning Trump is no big deal, since it's the entire motivation in the NeverTrump Marvel Universe. But scorn going Mueller's way is a good thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Mueller should be in a home at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (LISuA)
Robert Mueller's memoir, Out of my Purview, will be released in October from Simon & Schyster.
It features a 300-page foreword by Andrew Weissmann Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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lol. Don't forget the $10mil advance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (19g6/)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (90T4r)
Guessing it will take an Industrial Explosives era before we're through.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (sGnvY)
-- Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 24, 2019
Mueller just couldn't remember how to lash out at someone.
Mueller was last heard asking, as he left the Capitol, "Trump who? Trump is always spades, isn't it? Unless you're playing hearts."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Jonah, David and Seth at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Buckley would be very unhappy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (CDGwz)
*******
Imagine that Stink Moore was lying about telling Leftards not to trust Mueller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)
I can remember seeing a tweet here or there from Moore ragging on the whole Get Trump enterprise.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (AURKQ)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 12:59 PM (TAmPV)
I think it was genuine. Look at his facial expressions, the way he worked his mouth. Totally reflective of advanced age.
I actually have sympathy for him. People lose their faculties at different rates, and do so not in a simple linear fashion over time, but rather as a step function. One day they're fine, then shortly later, they're woolly.
None of us knows when that transformation will occur.
See, I'm on the opposite side here. They rehearsed all this the day before. If it was even worse then than it was yesterday, then the image-conscious Democrat leadership would or should have cancelled the hearing. They didn't. That suggests to me this was all part of whatever goofy plan they have going on.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (TB7HE)
https://youtu.be/2WZLJpMOxS4
Anyone able to splice it in with his comments from yesterday?
"Not in my purview." *whack* "yehrrrrrrrrr."
"What's Fusion GPS?" *whack* "yehrrrrrrrrr."
"If that's what my report says I stand by it." *whack* "yehrrrrrrrrr."
Posted by: Quantum Whiplash at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (7aIbl)
Jonah
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (K0yCt)
Unlike Mueller.
And Jonah, do you think any sentient human being is worried about you getting all wee wee'd up?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (WRSbt)
Like, a post a week about it, saturate the landscape with it.
idk, I know they are funded by the left so they will stick around, but we need to figure out a way to make normies see that they are in fact progressives who just like war.
Posted by: dj3way at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay
He wouldn't have been around in 899 bc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 12:57 PM (AY/TT)
No, the Goldbergs were still around then! They had all hightailed it down to Egypt where Jonah spent the rest of his life eating Lotus Flowers and writing papyrii about what a putz that smelly uncouth David chap was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Goatweed at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iR3Gu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg - More Conservative Than David French is Christian at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (6tLPh)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (WwhLF)
It has just amazed me how little perps are intimidated by Congressional Committees. "I do not recollect" and other similar lies can not be evaluated for verity. I recommend the head cage with hungry rats in it to focus their memory.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: x at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (nFwvY)
It features a 300-page foreword by Andrew Weissmann Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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lol. Don't forget the $10mil advance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Chapter Heading: "I can't comment on that."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (AURKQ)
******
Not if you read that tweet from Feb 20 @018
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (90T4r)
There's 75 and there's 75. For some people that's not old. For others, it is.
Same with any other age, really. A former colleague invented the Li ion battery. He's still doing research in his mid-90s. Others check out in their late 30s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (qlqmy)
Do they all do mean culpas , say "Boy , we were wrong about Trump!!" and join the Train... or do they feebly "fight" the onslaught of abuse they get with idiocy, anger and stupidity?
Which is less pathetic?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (NFEMn)
Compare the doddering old man on display yesterday with the duly elected President
I recommend sex with supermodels. #Science!
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (xSo9G)
Trump is what made it all break down. After years of gradual defeats on all the promises they were making to placate us, their ability to manage us ended.
That's what they're pissed about...we caught on and stopped the scam.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (TB7HE)
Considering what Jonah does with the poor thing I'd say it's already there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
SCIENCE!
If nothing else, my two oldest sons are very good at lacrosse. The polar opposite of me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (BqXKV)
Don't tell me that you haven't noticed that's what this blog is doing every day?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I felt bad for being so mean to the guy but for G-d's sake, he had it coming.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (N1kno)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM
Oh, come on, man...I support him, but I don't actually "support" him. Cut a sofa a little slack.
Posted by: Jonah's Sofa at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)
I can remember seeing a tweet here or there from Moore ragging on the whole Get Trump enterprise.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 01:04 PM (AURKQ)
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It's not above a lefty to hold two points of view at once. But whether or not he warned people off this, that is a psycho ass thing to tweet to Don, Jr. WOW.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (5sLaw)
Now I'm thinking it was suicide.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I can recall when Jesse Helms produced a nightly editorial on WRAL in Raleigh.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:00 PM (WwhLF)
A little bit of both. He's not as sharp as he once was, but he was still attempting to be a weasel. The problem is, you can't convincingly weasel out if you're not somewhat sharp.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)
It's a sporty little four-door, right?
Posted by: Robert Mueller - Retarded Coup Participant at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Jonah, David and Seth at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM
The bees.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Not Having It With All This HATRED Any More at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (PbpT7)
David and the other girls took me out to Nordstrom's Cafe, we did a little shopping, and I got a VERY flattering new outfit. Nothing like a little retail therapy to make you forget just how mean people can be.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (ed8K1)
Former congressman Joe Walsh spent yesterday's radio show saying all of this about Mewler. It was a full ball licking by Walsh of Mewler and OrangeManBad
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (kw5n8)
Watch Scott Adams' video take of Mueller as the last straw of sanity for Never Trumpers.
Very perspicacious
Posted by: Regular joe
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I know Delusional Disorder up-close and personal since my former best friend had a psychotic break. Scott isn't exaggerating. I see in the Dems what I saw in my former friend. Different content, different scale, but it's the same intensity and all the same behaviors and characteristics. "Mental illness" is the proper term.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM
The bees.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 01:09 PM (ejd/p)
You're gonna make me do it, aren't you?
Posted by: Nicholas Cage at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jonah, David and Seth at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (vtcmf)
More that you invite strange men from Craigslist over to have their way with the upholstery while you watch...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (AURKQ)
Now I'm thinking it was suicide.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (sLicW)
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So wrong.
And so funny.
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Fusion GPS?
Never heard of 'em.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (jJFJX)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (NFEMn)
When was he ever sharp? Everything he's known to have done have been failures, crimes and downright nastiness.
Where did this ridiculous myth of his past intelligence come from?
Posted by: Robert Mueller - Retarded Coup Participant at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (6fsOH)
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IT'S SPELLED SHECIEMENS -- NO P'S -- H8R!
* Calls mommy to comfort her 29-year-old professional journalist *
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (jJFJX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (6fsOH)
Trump is what made it all break down. After years of gradual defeats on all the promises they were making to placate us, their ability to manage us ended.
That's what they're pissed about...we caught on and stopped the scam.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (oVJmc)
Excellent summation.
Posted by: Inogame at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (TB7HE)
Too complicated, and so deprecated by Occam's Razor. After the big buildup, they could hardly cancel the hearing. They probably just hoped he'd get by, if necessary carried by the Democrat members of the committee. (Plus, he may have been better in the rehearsals, and they didn't realize he was about to come across as whacked out in the hearing.)
I can't imagine that they're happy with how this turned out. Even their fellow Reds are dumping on the whole exercise, which effectively put "paid" to the impeachment nonsense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:11 PM (qlqmy)
Which is less pathetic?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:06 PM (NFEMn)
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I predict Trump wins next year. And the day after that happens, the billionaires who fund NeverTrump will stop cutting checks. And then you'll see these guys trying to stampede toward Trump's side like a herd of big fat buffalo.
But they will not be wanted, and the Left is not going to take care of them anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 01:12 PM (5sLaw)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (jJFJX)
Considering the shit-show that the sequels have been he may very well not have been. Or maybe he was.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:12 PM (K0yCt)
Mewler showed himself to be the complete political hack that he is. He is answered the Dem questions without hesitation but wouldn't answer the Republican ones. It sounded very rehearsed with the Dems.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Downcast at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (Cfuy1)
Bush 43 needed to stop being so passive and actually attack his political opponents.
That modern liberalism has strong fascist tendencies and giving it more power is dangerous
That Hillary Clinton is an existential threat to America.
The Islamists like Ilhan Omar are an existential threat to America
Etc...
And now he doesn't believe in any of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2019 12:46 PM (WdocV)
Trump changed his mind....just by existing.
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (ykq7q)
I regret and repudiate any admiration and enjoyment I've gotten from Jonah the Failure....apart from the shameful joy I feel now at his constant impotence. And weight gain.
But mostly the impotence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (bcbK8)
He was the only TRUE CONSERVATIVE and still is the only TRUE CONSERVATIVE.
Like Mitt Romney, GW Bush and Paul Ryan.
He is so delusional he has no idea what is what any longer.
I really do think he voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (7wsmM)
Glonass seems to be functional, though the European thing is about as useful as the EU.
Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
So Jonah plagiarized that as well?
So much for my shot at immortality.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (N1kno)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (6udfe)
Posted by: Robert Mueller - Retarded Coup Participant at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (6fsOH)
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"That's not within my perfume." -- Hank "Guam Tippin'" Johnson
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (WqPYg)
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Or fuck his couch!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2019 01:14 PM (Dh1wo)
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Nothing says "great guy" like protecting crooks, harassing innocent people to death and throwing people in jail because they disagree with you.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:14 PM (jJFJX)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:14 PM (K0yCt)
Oh boy there is a Zombieland 2 coming out.
Posted by: steevy
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Do I have to watch Zombieland 1 in order to understand the plot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:14 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (K0yCt)
https://tinyurl.com/y4depzfw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (6udfe)
That why they're called The Bigs.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (aS1PU)
luke skywalker was a scheme hatched by jar jar and padme to get their hands on those juicy jedi council benefit checks.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (sGtp+)
I disagree. Zoe had been running around on for almost a year before that deplatforming others, getting people fired and cheering on doxxing and harassment of her enemies. I think most people assume that it was just shady behind the scenes stuff that was made public, but no; she had been a public figure among the gaming community for a while, crushing everyone that dared question her feminist gamer credentials.
While I think doxxing is bad in most circumstances, if you're going to run around online with an SJW mob wrecking havoc at your behest, it's damned near inevitable.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (datdl)
Now I'm thinking it was suicide.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 25, 2019 01:08 PM (sLicW)
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So wrong.
And so funny.
Posted by: SMH
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I've often said that I thought Buddy, the Clinton's dog, could no longer, as an honorable dog, continue in their company. Better to throw himself under a bus then deal with the forced association with filth.
The other theory, of course, is that he knew too much, and met with an 'accident'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 01:16 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ok I'll do it at July 25, 2019 01:16 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (K0yCt)
Good so your saying fuck my debt?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 01:16 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Grapes at July 25, 2019 01:16 PM (jJFJX)
Oh boy there is a Zombieland 2 coming out.
Posted by: steevy
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Do I have to watch Zombieland 1 in order to understand the plot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:14 PM (M9ntN)
Zombies are shot. There are treasonous but cute women. Woody Harrelson is a lefty douche but plays rednecks really well. There, you're up to speed.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (K0yCt)
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That settles it. I'm voting for AOC. She's going to give us more time.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (7wsmM)
I'm pretty sure Jonah said he planned to.
Imagine the hell on earth we'd be living in right now. Chills the blood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
Leading?! You built the damn wagon and put gold rims on it! And cook hotdogs on its engine block! And registered a "FITE ME" license plate!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (K0yCt)
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That settles it. I'm voting for AOC. She's going to give us more time.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (aXucN)
My kind of thinking
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (p0A33)
27m
We think there will be some great news for President Trump coming out in the next few days. Stay tuned -- you will love it too!
*******
HMMMM ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)
All I ask is that the psychotic breakdown of one prominent critic - Rachel Maddow would be best - to happen on tv.
Still feel cheated we didn't get to see Hillary on election night conceded to Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
The BBC says we have only 18 months to save the planet btw
Posted by: steevy
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Yes, and they made that announcement just as the previous 100-month deadline expired. I guess it accumulated interest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (jJFJX)
Considering the shit-show that the sequels have been he may very well not have been. Or maybe he was.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
Dark Vader will end up being Luke's Mother at this rate
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
See #353.
353 Mewler showed himself to be the complete political hack that he is. He is answered the Dem questions without hesitation but wouldn't answer the Republican ones. It sounded very rehearsed with the Dems.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Nailed it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (AY/TT)
https://tinyurl.com/y4depzfw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Fuck them. They play the "Veterans" card when it's convenient for them. Otherwise, vets are right-wing blood-thirsty baby-killer's.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (NFEMn)
Jonah's dogs are BAD DOGS. Good dogs would bite Jonah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (5sLaw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2019 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)
His only purpose there was to answer in the affirmative for Democrats and not answer or contradict Republicans. He's a lying sack of shit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (kw5n8)
Apparently they've hire Greta Thunberg???
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 12:51 PM (K0yCt)"
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Those two should have been drummed out of polite society and in a way they have been, they are now fully absorbed into the MSM Borg.
Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (nyFJf)
Posted by: steevy
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Yes, and they made that announcement just as the previous 100-month deadline expired. I guess it accumulated interest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
That's mob level interest.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (AY/TT)
https://tinyurl.com/y4depzfw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Fuck them. They play the "Veterans" card when it's convenient for them. Otherwise, vets are right-wing blood-thirsty baby-killer's.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (NFEMn)
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This^^^
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (RU4sa)
A friend was an expert witness in a case where the opposing expert witness was the prominent (and very much published) head of a European science department.
At one point the opposing expert witness asserted something in deposition, and the guy taking his deposition locked him in on the assertion, then produced one of the guy's publications that made the exact opposite assertion. The guy stuttered and stumbled with embarrassment, and the deposing lawyer later couldn't believe the guy didn't know what he himself had published.
But I was not surprised. In the European system, the "professor" - there's only one, the head of department - is a monarch. Every paper that comes out of his department lists him as an author. Which is why such guys have 1000 publications, most of which they've never read, or ever even been aware of.
I suspect that that's the case with Mueller. He may well have never read the entire report, and let's face it, one reading would probably not suffice to recall random points in detail.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (qlqmy)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (jJFJX)
Robert Herring @RobHerring
27m
We think there will be some great news for President Trump coming out in the next few days. Stay tuned -- you will love it too!
*******
HMMMM ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)
Melania pregnant again?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (JgA4k)
27m
We think there will be some great news for President Trump coming out in the next few days. Stay tuned -- you will love it too!
*******
HMMMM ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
Who's not tired of winning? This guy.
Posted by: ok I'll do it at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (tH5fk)
He used to pitch to us when we were kids. And he wouldn't let you bail out on a pitch. If you left the box, he would bean you all the harder for it.
Made my first few at bats in college pretty funny. Took 3 fastballs right in the ribs. Never flinched.
The coach was like - "WTF are you doing!?".
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (bbLrU)
Whatever it takes is what I want from Trump. I think he wants them gone, too. I like that.
Posted by: dr kill at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (K0yCt)
"... unless ... you send us a donation of $5,000 to help us save the planet. Otherwise, we're all dead and it will be YOUR fault!!" -- The BBC
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (6fsOH)
Zombies are shot. There are treasonous but cute women. Woody Harrelson is a lefty douche but plays rednecks really well. There, you're up to speed.
Posted by: joncelli
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What, th-- zombies are shot??
YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME A SPOILER WARNING.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (M9ntN)
@MZHemingway
Certainly true if you think aggressive insults are worse than the invention of a new standard of justice -- applied to only one person -- to replace the standard that innocence is presumed until guilt is proven.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 12:53 PM (BqBId)
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Zing!
Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (nyFJf)
I'm currently standing outside of the VFW offering free retweets and DMs to our brave men and women of the armed forces.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (datdl)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (PQRcz)
Wait - a minute. I thought Cortez gave us 12 years. Let's go with her offer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (qlqmy)
https://tinyurl.com/y4depzfw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
What horsesh!t. If there had been smart phones in the late Sixties, we'd have video of Behar and other libs of her age screaming "Babykiller! War Criminal!" at men who served in Vietnam.
Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (AMIL/)
They do this with every card. They even wrap themselves in the flag and call themselves "patriots" when they feel like it.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (jJFJX)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (jJFJX)
Luxury!
Posted by: The BBC at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (aS1PU)
I've often said that I thought Buddy, the Clinton's dog, could no longer, as an honorable dog, continue in their company. Better to throw himself under a bus then deal with the forced association with filth.
The other theory, of course, is that he knew too much, and met with an 'accident'.
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I heard he was assassinated for refusing to smell Hillary's ass. You don't piss Hillary off.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (2LelM)
It's like he's been screaming for a particular candy bar for a decade, and then someone hands it to him, and he throws it out of the crib because he looks at the picture on the wrapper and realizes it has almonds in it.
What makes it doubly troublesome for his ilk is that fewer and fewer people are prepared to accept his view.
Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (8erNz)
https://tinyurl.com/y4depzfw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Fuck them. They play the "Veterans" card when it's convenient for them. Otherwise, vets are right-wing blood-thirsty baby-killer's.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (NFEMn)
Yep. Lefties' 2 favorite pastimes are burning the American flag and spitting on veterans.
They think that people forget who they are. LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (6fsOH)
Where did this ridiculous myth of his past intelligence come from?
Posted by: Robert Mueller - Retarded Coup Participant at July 25, 2019 01:10 PM (6fsOH)
The same place that Comey's reputation as an honorable, straight shooter came from. Someone's ass.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Mueller should be in a home at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (LISuA)
And Meggie Mac sits there not saying a damn thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (O8WFE)
Jonah's dogs are BAD DOGS. Good dogs would bite Jonah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
at one time I had one of the seven great dogs in the world
Posted by: Horacio Fisk at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (nFwvY)
Should we all starting clapping now? I mean, it worked to save Tinkerbell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (qlqmy)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
While I think doxxing is bad in most circumstances, if you're going to run around online with an SJW mob wrecking havoc at your behest, it's damned near inevitable.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 01:15 PM (datdl)
Isn't Zoe Quinn a tranny, or am I thinking of some other character in Gamergate?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Mister Bojangles at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (aKsyK)
He lifted his leg on a satchel full of bribery cash.
Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: dr kill at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2019 01:22 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
It would have been one for the ages ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technology is the Answer Critic ... at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (czdic)
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
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Good grief. That's horrible. And that's not a bad part of town at all - it's up near all the embassies.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (aXucN)
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I guess too much water got turned into wine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump is my "broker" and that's fine.
I don't think Trump is all that conservative on a lot issues, especially on spending and smaller government, but I'll trade him for a Paul Ryan type any day.
Posted by: Blago at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (UfkIY)
"Ah nah, brah, you soldiers and Marines are so kewl. Yeah, I'm totally supporting yew. Yew are so kewl and brave and strong, you guys. Yew totally wanna fight on our side? We're so kewl too..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (2LelM)
Maybe he didn't like peanut butter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (qlqmy)
Yes, and they made that announcement just as the previous 100-month deadline expired. I guess it accumulated interest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
That's mob level interest.
Posted by: rickb223
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The numbers get all wacky because of those shillings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (M9ntN)
Like Mitt Romney, GW Bush and Paul Ryan.
He is so delusional he has no idea what is what any longer.
I really do think he voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 25, 2019 01:13 PM (7wsmM)
I know I sound like a broken record about that jagoff Joe Walsh but that's his whole schtick. He's a true TEA Party conservative and being honest about Trump. Trump supporters have sold out to Trump and just want to listen to the lies of Hannity, Limbaugh and Fox News. Because true conservatives say that Trump is worse than Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (kw5n8)
Should we all starting clapping now? I mean, it worked to save Tinkerbell.
So in other words the new UK govt should take Auntie Beeb's subsidy and redirect it to climate mitigation work?
Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (8erNz)
A bit of reading, and I think the answer is painfully easy - because the decision was left up to Nadler and Schiff, two of the most outrageous buffoons and fools in a house packed with buffoons and fools. Pelosi let them set this all up, and didn't interfere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM (K0yCt)
Oh shit, I thought we had the script locked up!
Posted by: Disney Corp., Killing joncelli's Youth Division at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy
If that's true I am going to take up cigarettes again, and have a margarita as my morning juice.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (uLuPn)
Like Keith Richards, Bill's career survives any apocalypse
Posted by: Regular joe at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (6/uwW)
They always have to hide behind something, don't they? Some group identity, some classification that is supposed to immunize them from criticism, but which magically doesn't apply to their enemies.
Posted by: Nicholas Cage at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 25, 2019 01:20 PM (PQRcz)
Here I come!
Posted by: Nemisis at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (WwhLF)
Group of yutes confront D.C. tourist.
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
OMG that's horrible. Looks like they beat the guy half to death, and then one of them spat on him. Was this outside a hotel? Awful.
If Obama had several sons....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bob Mueller Sings at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: dr kill at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (Jj+59)
If he really is mentally incompetent then the decision to make him testify falls on the Dems.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: G at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (5NMZN)
You're thinking of Brianna Wu, a stunning and brave womyn currently not serving as a congressperzn from California.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (datdl)
Posted by: steevy
If that's true I am going to take up cigarettes again, and have a margarita as my morning juice.
Posted by: ALH
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:21 PM (2LelM)
Maybe he didn't like peanut butter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (qlqmy)
That's not peanut butter!
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 01:25 PM (K0yCt)
The girls robbed him, stomped him and then spat on him.
Diversity!
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (bbLrU)
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As a veteran, I don't want the "respect" of a vulgar, over-the-hill, irrelevant, stupid, ignorant, Marxist of a whore who speaks on the commands of her master, like a dog.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (vg8iE)
Democrat oppo research investigated by a Democrat FBI and further investigated by Democrat hitmen on Mueller's team. All the Republican target had to do was to NOT BACK DOWN. And look how it all turned out. A room full of Democrats humiliated and a bunch of indictments of the dirtiest of the players probably just around the corner.
And all that Trump had to do to accomplish this wonder was to do the opposite of everything that a Republican would have normally done.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (BJKQV)
John F'n Kerry
"Chelsea" Manning
Bowe Bergdahl
The Frigidaire-born Ranger (fuck that guy, whatever his name is)
...Their opinion means less than dick to me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: G at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (5NMZN)
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Tourist in the morning. Racist that evening, and probably for the rest of his life.
Are the yutes quite sure they had enough assailants?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (qlqmy)
It's unexplainable.
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (WwhLF)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (bTcQt)
Posted by: Blago
his effectiveness is far greater than trucons who deliver nothing. results matter
Posted by: x at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: steevy
Oh shit, I thought we had the script locked up!
Posted by: Disney Corp
Trust me. Brazzers already did it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstein from Obamaboro, VT and Proud of it !!! at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (qM84C)
Group of yutes confront D.C. tourist.
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
OMG that's horrible. Looks like they beat the guy half to death, and then one of them spat on him. Was this outside a hotel? Awful.
If Obama had several sons....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
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And daughters...
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2019 01:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 01:19 PM
I've heard of being hard up for cash, but come on...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (6udfe)
I take that partially back - I do think a Republican said something like it's clear you didn't write this report, so who did? And Mueller said "I can't tell you."
But I don't think he ever asked if Mueller actually read it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: steevy
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Well that solves the student debt problem.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (2LelM)
As right and proper than, as now ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technology is the Answer Critic ... at July 25, 2019 01:27 PM (LPnfS)
Fighting Trump is mostly about support for the uniparty globalists, imo, which is definitely not conservative. "Free Trade" (using slaves/polluting/building up commie enemies) is the old fake conservatism ... and Jonah is still a fake, imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (Cus5s)
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
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Good grief. That's horrible. And that's not a bad part of town at all - it's up near all the embassies.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:23 PM (aXucN)
Actually it looks like a flash crowd, like everybody got together and said "Let's kick the shit out of a tourist at the hotel!" and arranged it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
_____________
Looking back, I think the "Tea Party" movement was a lot of charlatans and hucksters.
I also don't think it resonated like Trump's platform has.
I see winning coalition with Trump Conservative Populism, the Tea Party was more of a Koch Bros creation.
Posted by: Blago at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (UfkIY)
https://youtu.be/Lt98V_KyQg4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Utter savages. After their gang assault, they spit on him as he lay unconscious.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (MuTTO)
They kept mueller away from everyone. From his bosses at Justice, from the press, from the house members. He was isolated so nobody could find out he was a drooling figurehead.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: MAC SOG at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (WwhLF)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (U7k5w)
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My own opinion is that he has been so 'elite' for so long, nobody has ever questioned his pronouncements.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: CrustyB at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (ToSAM)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (H8QX
Let's increase EBT payments.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (qlqmy)
Then, to close things out, Bloomberg has a headline saying "The Worst Part Of The Mueller Hearings? Republican Conspiracy Theories"
Yeah, that was definitely the worst part.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Mueller should be in a home at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: MAC SOG at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (P4Pk9)
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When friends come into town, I tell them to stay away from the Mall and the monuments at night. It's beautiful and picturesque, and tourists get rolled there all the time.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 01:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 25, 2019 01:30 PM (6udfe)
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It was a dodge. Mueller ain't going to fall on his sword for this level of stupid. I almost believe Mueller let the Leftist Crazies of SDNY hang themselves. Just like I think this entire election is designed to burn all the Dem Crazies in one great fire so the money men can get back on track. Politics is business and crazy can only be used to deflect not project.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:30 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2019 01:28 PM (MuTTO)
That's all that matters to these guys, their credentials. Not if they accomplish anything, just their purity of thought.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 25, 2019 01:31 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: bluebell at J
do they roll them down some steep hill or embankment or just across the parking lot?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 25, 2019 01:31 PM (HALdu)
The idea that we're taxed enough already is kryptonite to Democrats.
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:32 PM (WwhLF)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 01:29 PM (U7k5w)
That presupposes that the person realizes he is not up to what he used to be able to do - a big realization to make - and then can accept that realization.
No one likes to think he's done. How many times did Bret Favre retire?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2019 01:32 PM (qlqmy)
Then, to close things out, Bloomberg has a headline saying "The Worst Part Of The Mueller Hearings? Republican Conspiracy Theories"
Isn't believing everything negative about Dems and the deep state is a Republican conspiracy theory kind of a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 01:33 PM (JgA4k)
Details are not important but the author would sound fairly coherent for a few sentences and suddenly look as if he'd forgotten what he was saying.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2019 01:33 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 01:34 PM (p0A33)
Trump = 73 years old
Biden = 76 years old
Mueller = 74 years old
All in the same age range. The mental acuity difference between the 3 men are pretty stark.
Posted by: Cheri
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This is where I don't get the Mueller situation. 74 is not so old
that you literally dodder and stammer, is it? Something premature going
on there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2019 12:32 PM (M9ntN)
Simple, Trump isn't a drunk like Mueller and Hillary (71), and hasn't suffered brain damage like Biden (brain aneurysm) and Hillary (massive concussion).
Biden is on anti seizure meds (anybody who has had brain surgery will be on them for the rest of their lives because they are very likely to have seizures) and those meds can make you seem like you are drunk if the levels get out of whack, which is very easy to happen. Hillary when she "overheated" in 70 degree weather had a seizure, they were able to load her up on anti seizure meds, stabilize her, and send her out to greet the little girl on the street.
Trump doesn't drink, hasn't had a brain injury, and for being a big guy seems to be in pretty good physical health. Why? Probably because he's the type of guy that will take the steps to go up a few flights of steps instead of the elevator, and he used to visit construction sites so he probably walked quite a bit.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka Chibi William Henry Harrison at July 25, 2019 01:35 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 01:35 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 01:35 PM (U7k5w)
Unfreakingbelieveable
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2019 01:35 PM (WwhLF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's just nasty.
Also orobably true.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2019 01:35 PM (N1kno)
Posted by: Clemenza at July 25, 2019 01:36 PM (iVHS9)
Posted by: Avi at July 25, 2019 01:36 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Blago
A lot of the people in the new coalition Trump built (the Obama/Trump voters mainly) are not very conservative on those issues either. Trump explicitly ran on not touching Medicare and Social Security. I understood that when I voted for Trump. I have judged that for the time being my fiscal conservatism is going to have to take a backseat to accommodating the new members of the coalition. As Ace points out it is not 2003 and my first priority is to continue to give the Dems as little power as possible until they can regain sanity. If that means big deficits then big deficits it is.
Posted by: huh? at July 25, 2019 01:36 PM (+B4Kf)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2019 01:38 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Avi at July 25, 2019 01:36 PM (kSq2k)
He'd be a leftwing Democrat. There's no way he thought his way to conservatism.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 01:39 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 01:39 PM (U7k5w)
Like, a post a week about it, saturate the landscape with it.
idk, I know they are funded by the left so they will stick around, but we need to figure out a way to make normies see that they are in fact progressives who just like war.
Posted by: dj3way at July 25, 2019 01:05 PM (bhPL1)
He's already doing it - relentless mockery at their pretensions.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2019 01:39 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 01:40 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 25, 2019 01:42 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: OCBill at July 25, 2019 01:43 PM (df+Zi)
except the one at the end there.
Ace, rolling hour 15 of my fast, keeping hydrated.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 25, 2019 01:43 PM (5l6gb)
500 #488 the gas chamber experience was different. I lost the ability to think after removing the mask in about 5 seconds.
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Did you ever imagine that you could produce snot streams that reached your own knees? That was really surprising. Same deal with how much liquid your body contains when you get food poisoning.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2019 01:44 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: bluebell
Would be fun to show up with a squad of SEALS dressed as tourists, schooled in the dark arts of wet work.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:45 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: 13times at July 25, 2019 01:46 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: CN
If a commercial pilot has to retire at 61, so does Congress.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 01:47 PM (AY/TT)
I want to say this: I'm proud or have played some small role in defending the Mueller investigation. The report he produced is important and truthful. And his behavior throughout has been that of a public servant of character and integrity. What a contrast with our sad presiden!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2019 01:48 PM (RBOtF)
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Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 02:07 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Jane at July 25, 2019 02:40 PM (F2z3t)
I still get some of my TV news from the France24, English-language broadcasts. Yesterday, it pre-empted its regular news broadcasts to air the Mueller hearings.
Today, the hearings aren't being mentioned at all.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 25, 2019 03:10 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: MikeN at July 25, 2019 03:23 PM (o/eHL)
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