Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Is Reported to be in Stable Condition, Because Dead is as Stable As It Gets

Just rumors, though.

Still, just in case...



The thing is, given that Erdogan's rule rests largely on fear and his position as a strongman who routinely arrests dissidents -- the Turkish government will have to provide proof of life shortly, lest the general public start getting rowdy.

The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

We'll see. Might be disproved within twenty minutes.

But if not...

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:08 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Off him.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

2 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

3 That would be "eff"....

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

4 Erdogan Erdogone?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)

5
He's roasted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

6 Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Dead of Massive Heart Attack

I heard he died suffocating himself while jerking off to goat porn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (6fsOH)

7
His goose is cooked?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

Moron mind at work there.

ace did say he was feeling bad.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (OE84+)

9 Yeah...I think I'll wait a bit before accepting this one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (GZCaY)

10
SPONGE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vIjh1)

11 One can only hope.

An Israeli site says... nah.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (K3B2k)

12 Sure do hope so....

Good riddance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

13 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Robert Plant quoted by JackStraw quoted by ace at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

14 I have work to do tonight, so he's likely dead and my partying will take precedence.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LFpoO)

15 >>>8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (flINI)

17 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

18 Even if Erdogan did bite it that isn't going to change the fact that Turkey is an islamist shithole. That ship has already sailed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (6fsOH)

19 edokeefe

What incredible symmetry: Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

20 Weekend at Recep's.

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (F1m5e)

21 Man, if true, that would be reason for some snap elections in Turkey.

The voters were recently waking up and kicked Erdogan's part from power in the Capital (IIRC).

Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (NmR1a)

22 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

His condition changed. It is now stable.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OE84+)

23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

I question the timing.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

24

No mention on TV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)

25 I saw this a few hours ago and just assumed it was Greek disinformation. But three Arab newspapers have reported it and now I see an Israeli website reporting it too, so it has moved from "unlikely" to "maybe" in my book.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (wYseH)

26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.

Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

28 >>>I saw this a few hours ago

hm, that's a long time to leave this big a meatball out on the counter.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

29 ACE'S SHELVES 1, ERDOGAN 0

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

30 Erdogan seemed to have gone Muslim Brotherhood, working on te caliphate
thing. He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and
messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies
...


I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to
Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi
guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something
... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately
... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

31 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

32 Big, if true.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BvNzB)

33 This guy was no friend of the US.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (mpXpK)

34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.

Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)

35 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (6fsOH)

36
And in the confusion, Armenia invaded and took Constantinople in a lightning strike.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)

37 I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Iq9NT)

38 Boys are watching Rodan. It's the episode where Godzilla sleeps in and forgets to go to school.

*Channels inner Soothsayer*

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (QCc6B)

39 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

*points*

Ha Ha

*goes back to 50 chin-ups*

Posted by: Notorious RBG at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (beH4q)

40
>>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)

41 Death always conducts the most reliable coups.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (HmZuC)

42 30 I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to

Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi

guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something

... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately

... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

But then he would not allow us to us that base for flights to Iraq. Aircraft has to fly around Turkey which added many hours of flight time.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (mpXpK)

43 He was seen on video walking into the Saudi Embassy, but not coming out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

44
The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


No, the cheese guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (Wx/+I)

45 >>>I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?


He is/was a Muslim extremist, so all signs point to yes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)

46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

47 Frankly Erdogan look pretty bad in that photo--his eyes are already beginning to roll backwards.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (B3Pol)

48 "Moon" "Landing"

lolgf

Posted by: Nina Van Horne at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

49 Turkey was in NATO to check the Soviets flank.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (K3B2k)

50 Cok fenaa.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

51 Heard attack? ...sure go with that.

Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (nzKWW)

52 He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies

To be fair, it was the EU that broke the secular Turkish arrangement by telling Turkey that they couldn't even be considered for EU membership (which the EU was never going to offer them, anyway) until they amended their constitution to take supreme power away from the secular military. That happened in 2003, which just happens to be when Turkey went rushing headlong down the islamist rabbit hole.

The EU just likes to fuck anything up they can ... because they're such fucking losers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (6fsOH)

53 >>>-UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.


I believe that is Trump's signal to the people to rise up and kill the unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (I5SAg)

55 @31

Turkey was in NATO because if World War 3 ever broke out, a NATO-aligned Turkey would keep the Soviet Black Sea (based out of the USSR's only warm-water western port) fleet out of anywhere that might be useful.

Posted by: junior at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (hI6jT)

56 >>>54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

he could light up a room just by keeling over and dying in spasms

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

57 Gosh, that's an extremely flattering picture of him isn't it? Hubba hubba...

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

58 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)


For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)

59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (HmZuC)

60 Ankara-cide?

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

61 He just kinda lost an election. Good timing to have a "heart attack," if you get my drift.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (qlTN9)

62 He does have that satanic muzzie look to him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (flINI)

63 Ankara-cide?
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

-------

*slow clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

64 I worked extensively in Turkey before and shortly after Edrogan came into power. Turkey was a nice place back in the day prior to "Fast Eddie" Edrogan.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (XKDBk)

65

Why is Turkey in NATO?

Lockheed Martin
Boeing
General Dynamics
Raytheon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (aKsyK)

66 Probably not true. Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers. But could not happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (p0A33)

67 Erdogan has/had bum ticker eyelids.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (RuIsu)

68 Could be just pining for the fjords

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)

69 Erdogan deadagain

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

70 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (MmQ0O)

71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)

72 So the Greeks finally gave him a heart attack, did they? I guess a Smith and Wesson pointed at your groin will tend to do that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

73 http://bit.ly/2Gs0afM
*******
How Mueller deputy Andrew Weissmann's offer to an oligarch could boomerang on DOJ | TheHill
*****
Attention JackStraw

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

74 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

---------

I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

75 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Pray.

Hard.

Trump makes picks 3, 4 & 5.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (MOpDc)

76 Pluck that Turk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

77 For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)



They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

78 16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Guys like Erdogan, the initial debriefing takes a little longer. Satan drops in personally, it*s a whole thing.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (OQrdk)

79 from the last ...

still, there's no justice in this world and even trump is a cuck if no one does anything about perkins coei and the hillary pay through scheme.

people yelling at me about FEC "felonies" sure look the other way about this embezzlement.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (JziUy)

80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese. Cheese made from the same orange chemicals that make Tang.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)

81 You figure if it wasn't true that it would've been quickly denied officially.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

82 We'll know if he's dead when we see Barack grieving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

83 LOL I have seen people blaming MOSSAD already.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (dKiJG)

84 On Trumpet:

https://youtu.be/PgiJ0OS9LwU

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (FhXTo)

85 They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)


Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)

86 68 Could be just pining for the fjords
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)


71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)


I love the Horde.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

87 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (1XAal)

88 as for erdogan, a lot of turkish suffering could've been avoided if they just shot down that jet

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

89 The longer we go without proof of life --

Like with RBG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

90 Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)
********
I thought he sang Sailing, Ride like the Wind & Laura

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

91 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (gDSJf)

92
I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


The Eternal Flame on RBG's grave will have a very, very deep source. Whiff of sulfur as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)

93 And kick those Turk fuckers out of NATO also

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)

94 >>>Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers.

Oh yeah, totally not true, and if it is true, we know nothing about it!!!!

Posted by: Israeli Spies at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

95 Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)



My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

96 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

97 It was the curse of Achilles!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

98 Oh please oh please oh please let it be so!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)

99 Right after losing the F35 contract by cozying up to Putin for the S400 system and just as Iran is getting feisty.

I'd like to think CIA, but probably the Mossad did him in.

Too bad this didn't happen sooner to save secular Turkish democracy. Turkey could very well slip into a civil war now.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (N5dam)

100 >>>80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese.

i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

101 The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)

102 I hear he's pining for the Muslim Fjords, which they invented.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (4e+hS)

103 The guy is an amateur.

Viva La Muerte!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

104 What the hell is mockaroni?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

105
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

-------

It was awfully nice of Weismann to provide Firtash's testimony for him, ahead of the deal. Very generous of him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

106 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)


In the old Ottoman Empire you had to murder your way to succession.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)

107 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019

***

With drills unfurled!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)

108 that new mid-engine corvette looks like a ferrari. I wonder if I can deign to buy a bailout mobile

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)

109 Not true... we'll let Erdogan know when he can die

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

110 The bustle in my hedgerow just took a shovel to the head.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (RuIsu)

111 46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

Hell no. CNN will NOT report on anything outside the United States. Especially outside the Beltway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (rxWk4)

112 In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)



I rate this comment as sincerely true.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

113 up your nose with a rubber hose!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)

114 31
Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

As an exercise, look at a map of Europe, circa 1970, and try to guess at the Warsaw Pact and NATO set up and why we would want the Dardenelles and Bosporous held by a NATO ally.
For God's sake, this is a smart military blog after all!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (GZCaY)

115 Put me down for $50 on the "goat porn" line.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (6/uwW)

116 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Like macaroni, but you make fun of it first

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vd8XM)

117 i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.
Posted by: ace


Velveeta Shells & Cheese

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (MOpDc)

118 Make Constantinople Christian again!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

120 Nah the CIA retired the heart attack gun in the 70's .....at least for use on foreign leaders.....

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AjVAj)

121 mockaroni

??????

you know, that buffalo cauliflower thing they sell at the store's not half bad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JziUy)

122 This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

Generalissimo Franco is also still listed in stable condition....

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (+Kpte)

123 I'm cold.

Posted by: Prez'nit Cardigan at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (EgshT)

124 Turkey as NATO member created lots of drama back in the early 70's. They whined and hassled Greece. And made formal article 5(?) complaints. I read about this stuff eons ago so grain of salt. Just read the wiki

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

125 >>>104 What the hell is mockaroni?


it's cauliflower pretending to be macaroni.

I put bacon and onions and a lot of cheese in it so the cauliflower is really only there for texture/bulk.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

126 What the hell is mockaroni?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)



It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (lwiT4)

127 Make Constantinople Christian again!
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (tVQUs)

128 He should do some squats.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)

129 My mind cannot get his name right. I always read it as Ergodan. The ole brain wants to transpose that 'g' and 'd' no matter what.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (JoUsr)

130 Make Constantinople Christian again!


Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)



AMEN and AMEN!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

132 My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28


My brain always goes to "5 years ago" as default standard.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (wsBus)

133 I am your 'Allah' now, Recep.

Posted by: Iblis at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

134 Greetings:

Wait, what ??? He had a heart ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (evgyj)

135 The Blob starting on TCM

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

136 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)
*******
Twice as Far, With a Chocolate Bar

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

137 Looking for associations with Chelsea; binging "Ghislaine Maxwell" I get bra adverts for women with large breasts.

Alphabet won't open any of the images.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dk29P)

138 What the hell is mockaroni? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Mashed particle board and wallpaper paste formed into curly "shell like" substance covered with cheezwiz

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

139 Come towards the light, RBG! Come towards the light!

They have cookies.

Posted by: zombie erdogan at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)

140 What the hell is mockaroni?
********
HEY !!! HEY!!! MACARENA

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

141
Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch


Not if those Orthodox schismatics get it. Bring back the Fourth Crusade!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Wx/+I)

142 In the 70's Turkey had the largest standing army in NATO. Of course half of it was aimed at Greece but we don't talk about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (axyOa)

143 He should have gone to the Wizard to get a new heart

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

144 Do we know whether or not China would call it's goon squads planted in Hong Kong "spying" or "espionage"?

Because I understand that the word that the officials use is all-important.

Hmmm... ICE doesn't call them "concentration camps"....

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

145 You can buy macaroni made with chick peas.

I don't recommend it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

146 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)

147 119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)


The person who killed him.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Dk29P)

148 Turkey should have been kicked out in 2003 when they would let 3rd or 4th ID enter Iraq from north

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (1XAal)

149 MAKE TURKEY KEMALIST AGAIN

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

150 27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

------------------------------

Ace, his drill in reverse.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Zbbka)

151 I ought to be sold off for parts.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

Your a tad too old to fit in our "window of opportunity", but we'll be more than happy to make an exception.

Posted by: Your Local Planned Parenthood Chop Shop at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (tVQUs)

152 Mockaroni? This is why things are terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (4e+hS)

153
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

154 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he spoke at the funeral. Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation. I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

155 Good riddance (one hopes). But, who follows him as Dear Leader after his autocratic take over of Turkey?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ixZXQ)

156 131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

-------------------------------

....today......

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Zbbka)

157 no word from Turkey yet?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

158 MAKE TURKEY POT PIE AGAIN!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (xPJvm)

159 Ewok !
The blogger, Ewok, in winter !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (pbg54)

160 Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela

pikers

Posted by: The NORKS at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (EgshT)

161 I was stationed in Turkey in the 80's. Had an awesome time. Good people and a great assignment. Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

162 Isn't Turkey still occupying Cypress? Against all international laws?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dKiJG)

163 In other news a white Hispanic Person of Color yelled at a 12 or more month African American School Board employee in charge of the Fulton County Illiteracy program for not rewinding her DVDs before returning them to Redbox at the Peach Tree Blvd Walgreens.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (NsWlX)

164 To get my heart-rate up, I stalk, catch, and fuck a wild boar every morning.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

165
Bork
Bork
Bork

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1XAal)

166 The 3rd or 4th should have done a little qt work then continue from the north.

BUT THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED bush TO THINK LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dk29P)

167 Bob Hope, circa 1969 Christmas show. "Incirlik in Turkish means don't laugh, it beats 'Nam."

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (C1Lsn)

168 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



I did not know that. What a loser.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

169 Your wife's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dh1wo)

170 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains.

No one does funeral processions like muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)

171 The Blob starting on TCM

I didn't even know there was a biopic about Nadler.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (drZdT)

172 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

--------------

Ok, I'll do it, but I'll need a few things first. One billion USD annually and those Swedish chicks Quadaffi had as body guards. And this paddle ball game. And this ashtray.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gC2IV)

173 You guys are quite literally killing me. Could you be a little less funny? This place is exhausting.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (QCc6B)

174 Why does RBG come to mind?

Jus' sayin'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BiNEL)

175 Does this mean the Young Turks will be taking over? It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gdTDb)

176 Rumor has it that before he died he went two falls outta three in Greco-style wrestling with RGB. RGB won in two.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)

177 I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better. Think I'll go for a walk

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (TB+At)

178 "For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO."

Then Erdogan's party started campaigning on anti-corruption and returning to Islam (never mind the contradiction) and started winning. They've made one Hagia Sophia (not thr Constantinople one) back into a mosque, and make noised aboit turning the Big One back intona mosque...

But without Erdogan there's going to be a succession fight, and some of the contenders will let out the "coup plotters" framed by Erdogan, and maybe, MAYBE Turkey will head back towards civilization.

I'd like to see Pontus some day. And Troy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (LFpoO)

179 59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Trump will offer to take them off their hands for 10.cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (myYZn)

180
So Erdogan is doing his General Francisco Franco schtick?



Good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

181 The Duck isn't saying crap about Erdogan. I already said my piece on how Trump should have called the tyrant out so I am done with it. Death is no answer, well maybe it is. But it would have been better to send the guy packing. He was a tyrant that turned on his state's founder. The Turks and many others would have been been better off without this guy.

There was a time when any NATO ally would have loved to be backed up by the Turks. I hope we get back to that place.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (n13/j)

182 >>> It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

isn't this cultural appropriation?

It is, seriously.

No, I'm not going to explain. Do your research yourselves, bigots.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

183 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch


The person who killed him.
Posted by: Billy Cole


Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (MOpDc)

184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

185 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)

186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

187 well, room temperature is a stable state.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

188 "I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains."

You forgot the ritual tree branch up the anus.

The Muslims won't.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LFpoO)

189 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

190 Anxiety surely got the better of Erdogan when he learned that Anthony Weiner was shacking up with Huma once again.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (kLDv+)

191
Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)


But don't you dare assume he's Muslim!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

193 >>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.


is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

194 He looks dead to me.

Posted by: Chiounard at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ua1m6)

195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL)

196 Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)


Turks are pretty good at killin'.

Uncle told a story about Korea where the Turks, at night, would go out far in front of the line and set up a little camp, proceed to get drunk, sing, and have a good time.

They were fooling.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (Dk29P)

197 >>>192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

well you need to verify stories that aren't negative claims about Trump or Republicans.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

198 Ya know, just the other day, Erdogan was making noise about invading Cyprus again...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LFpoO)

199

Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

200
>>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.





is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)


Yes. Bret Baier just announced it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

201 104 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

Mockaroni.

This is the fake macaroni, made out of melamine, coming out of China!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Cooks stuff. at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Vy7tf)

202 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Depends on the beer. Coors Light? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (MOpDc)

203 "195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

204 BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

205 Is that fusilli in your pants or are you just glad to see me?!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Dh1wo)

206 ME? I hope he's dead. Terrible thing to say, but watching him undo all that Ataturk had done was difficult for me. I was there in the U.S.military and had a great relationship with the Turkish military.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (aCxOt)

207 184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

Stock up on Turkish Delight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)

208 I didn't know she was related to the Neville brothers.

TBH I don't really even know who they are, but I have heard of them.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

209 Art Neville did die at 81 today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)

210 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

211 ITS A FAKE.

Turks=Romulans

Posted by: in the pale moonlight at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

212 Dang. A lot of friggin dying going on today. Should RBG be worried?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (axyOa)

213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)

214 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)


Fjord status: pined for?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (JaCRW)

215 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42


Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)

216 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

------------------------------------

Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)

218 153
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)



Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

219 213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)


Probably as hard as they tried to save Stalin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (JaCRW)

220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)


What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

221
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

Don't tease me. This could actually be true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (13CQC)

222
This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere


Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)

223 News about Art Neville's death:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkpca8e

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

224 Sad about the Neville Bros. dad. Only 81? Then how old is Aaron?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

225 23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

226 Don't know if it was discussed here; I have been scarce. Turkey booted out of F35 program over its S400 interest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)

227 Turkey is a beautiful country filled with beautiful people. Erdogan... not so much

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (flINI)

228 I hate these foods that steal the names and shapes of better, tastier foods. do your own legwork, soy.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nFwvY)

229 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

****

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

231 That picture of erdogan is...?.well it's something. Many yrs ago, Gene Simmons was in a movie called Wanted: Dead or Alive with Rutger Hauer. Simmons played a terrorist named Malak al Rahim. He somehow managed to use that same evil, dead eyes stare that erdogan has in the pic.. It's a bit alarming.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (myjNJ)

232 is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

Yes, Art Neville also died today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)

233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


You are of consequence to me.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

234
Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

======

The only ones who aren't starving right now are those who can conduct business with foreigners online.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)

235 202 203

I knew the horde would come through, I have to think about Coors Light though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (BiNEL)

236 @153: "BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela"

If only they had paid their electrical workers $20 per hour rather than $15.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (YcLo4)

237 217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)


So, Mondays are open mike night at Ace's Comedy Store?


Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

238 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

What about the Church in Philadelphia?

/s

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)

239
Time for CBD to post the naked guy on the Ottoman.

Artist's conception of Erdogan's relationship in hell with Ted Kennedy.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)

240 230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

------------------------------------

If you've a funeral in Constantinople,
You'll be buried in Istanbul!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Zbbka)

241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

242 This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere

Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)


*ponders*

I think I will laugh.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)

243 >>>Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?<<<

Byzantium if those fucking Greeks have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (kLDv+)

244 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

He called to find out if they were casting any more Turkish prison movies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (JaCRW)

245 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

246 What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

Istanbul was Constantinople.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

247 >>>It's fucking near water.


I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

248
>>>184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)



oooooooh

Posted by: Don't Rock the Boat Baby at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dk29P)

249

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes


You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

250
Yes, Art Neville also died today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)


That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

251 "220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH) "



They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

252 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

-

I'm not a big beer drinker, but I love one of those summertime beers that I can't remember the name of (hefelweizen or something) after cutting the yard.

Or during. Tomatoe tomahtoe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (RMwSd)

253 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence



In Istanbul.

Not Constantinople.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (5ANJM)

254 > The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Well, the geographic region that is now called Turkey, anyway.
The Turks didn't invade the region until close to a thousand years afterward.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (GDooN)

255 Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)


Hmm, don't think the Guinness fits that model!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)

256 Art who?

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)

257 Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

I just spent most of the weekend watching that awesome NASA real-time timeline of Apollo 11. What an amazing accomplishment that was, and the most amazing part is they did it six more times (counting 13).

RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

258 >>>241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)


We're not till the last traitor is hanged.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Dk29P)

259 34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.
Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)


No it's not.

Posted by: Mr. Donald J TwoScoops at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

260 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (/O9R9)

261 Hash check

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

263 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019

****

I had to read that twice.
Excellent.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (axyOa)

264
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

You made me look. No one's sure whether was moving his things either out or in.

One of those days. Erdogan is either dead or alive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (13CQC)

265 They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

Ah, come on man! We might have kept this going a few more verses.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)

266 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)



Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)

267 "Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)"



Would it be any fun otherwise ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pbg54)

268 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

269 @RealSaavedra

Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

270 That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)


I don't see it as sad. 81 is up there and what a life. We should all be so lucky.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)

271 According to the obit, Arthel is his daughter.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (I5SAg)

272 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

--------

Many are. It's science

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (flINI)

273 261 >>"Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

And will they be playing this song?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (B3Pol)

274 omg.. you guys are killing me here. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

275 I used to love visiting Istanbul when stationed in Europe. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (11Uo5)

276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


Standing room, only.

Posted by: Fat White Guy at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (/O9R9)

277 Well looks like a Sequel to Death of Stalin Turkish edition is a go.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dKiJG)

278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)

279 Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

280 I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: ace


I first heard it here around 2009 or 10.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (MOpDc)

281 Schrodinger's Erdogan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

283 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

****

No problem.
Click on the link and be sure to provide your bank account number and password.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)

284 Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

285 The Doobie Brothers are Dead?

Posted by: Rog at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (/O9R9)

286 RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Dk29P)

287 "262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7) "




Methinks you jest, but for my nickel's worth it's true, at least at Chateau D'Eez.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (pbg54)

288 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy
local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely
annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

So over it. I had tacos today with Tecate and liked it. Not a hop in sight.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)

289 "It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm."

LOL

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TB+At)

290 Someone should setup a live webcam view both inside and outside of Twitter's Turkey office.

Just, in case, y'know, things happen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (YcLo4)

291
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


A dollar a day is the white man's pay.

*sticks fat cigar in mouth*
*leans back in chair*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)

292 Art Garfunkel is dead?....

Like a bridge, over troubled water.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)

293 Ace! Here's the perfect gift for the bois at The Bulwark:

https://tinyurl.com/y4tgxabj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

294
He's dead for now until he gets better.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (t6XCL)

295 Hey everybody, again.

Sorry to threadjack but with regard to all the talk here about the big MSM and online companies needing to be broken up, it's really come home to roost here at my own house.

Seems Frontier's service for us (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge.

I and my sister found my mom can save $100/month switching to Spectrum for all three services, so we went ahead and ordered that. My sister decided she would let Frontier know we don't need service and don't want their service anymore, once the Spectrum service was installed.

My sister is now on the phone with a Frontier rep in tears, because although they'll cancel our service and the trouble ticket, they absolutely refuse to pro-rate the service this month. They demand they get their full bill paid next month, no matter what. They're obviously pissed that we went to another service provider.

IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

296 I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

Something tells me that getting medical advice from the Horde wouldn't have helped me, to say the least.

Posted by: Erdogan's Ghost, getting Dragged down to the Depths at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)

297 But if not......
















Let me see those titties bounce.
That booty shake.
Those titties bounce.
That boooty.
Those titties....
( . )( . )

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ym5eo)

298 "Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation."


maybe they really had the fundamental transformation thing coordinated ... MuzObama would surrender US, Erdogan would go muzzie gangster in Turkey ... Morsi had Egypt going muzzie killingo coptic Christians ... bada bing bada boom ...


but Benghazi went bust, Brennan couldn't hold US together ... Repubs were winning elections ... ummm ... somewhere Humpty fell off the wall ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Cus5s)

299 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales - like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

300 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

I saw an ad on tv for a Chrone's disease medication. A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42. It was at the very end of the ad and it's the first one I've seen since PDT tried to put that regulation in place. OF Course, some hack in black said he couldn't do that. They must have made the ad before the ruling, or maybe they thought it was not a bad idea. But Holy Cow! Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (VNmG1)

301 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

302 278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)


282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)


Long live Receipt Turduckhen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

303 Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)


All these vote pandering pikers are missing a bet, the first candidate to propose a guaranteed $100,000 minimum income that instantly makes everyone middle class is going to be a sure winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)

304 Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)


God - Aaron, good and bad news.

Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.

Aaron - What's the bad news?

God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

305 Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

306 Art should have done some planks.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)

307 I like watching Arthel on the Fox weekend show. Cute.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

308 Is it pronounces Shra (long a) dinger or Shro (long o) dinger?

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Dk29P)

309 I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

I can imagine how that conversation would have gone.

Barry: "Is that dog ready to eat yet?"


Michael:"What do you mean I have to wear a burka."


Barry: "That's a dog whistle, Mike".


Michael: "There's only one man in this family, and it sure ain't you."


Barry: "I'll dunk on you, Biatch."


Michael: "You couldn't dunk a donut without pulling something."


Barry: "Seriously is that Dog cooked yet."

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (gdTDb)

310 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
--------
puttin' on riiitz

Posted by: the monster at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)

311 I wonder if they'll do a Turkish version of Death of Stalin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (bczF/)

312 233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You are of consequence to me.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

-----------------------

For recognizing a They Might Be Giants reference?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Zbbka)

313 Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.

just sayin ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (pbg54)

314 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)



My condolences on your move to Charter Spectrum. You think Frontier customer service is bad - you ain't seen nuthin yet. Good luck. I hope you get your bill resolved.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

315
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

=====

They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)

316 Her congressional staff all make over $20 / hr. And the are all family.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)

317 284
Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

318 In a Rasmussen Report 32% of Democrats think it's RACISM any time a white politician criticizes a politician of color.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (RBOtF)

319 >>>A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42.<<<


Some medicine is high, some medicine is expensive, some medicine is outrageous.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Dk29P)

320 >>Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.


He got it from the Toilet Seat?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (/O9R9)

321 God - Aaron, good and bad news.



Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.



Aaron - What's the bad news?



God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)




LOL so true!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

322 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
-----
Huh. Stilton over at Stilton's Place is also having similar problems with Frontier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (iB1oa)

323 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.
=====

Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (JcXHH)

324 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales -
like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're
way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.





Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

i really dislike the overproofed stuff. The Scotch Ales are my least favorite.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (n13/j)

325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

326 Looking forward to Nadler's vajayjay piss pic of the Turkish whore who tipped off Papadopoulos

Posted by: ajlfour at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (dl8Eg)

327 Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Erdogan stopped reading here after losing most of his investment portfolio. He was led astray by posts that convinced him that the cuckshed industry was booming.

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (gDSJf)

328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)

329 Summer beer makes me feel fine
Going through the valleys of my mind.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Dk29P)

330 They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)


By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (GZCaY)

331 Lockheed had him whacked with the Skunkworks new heart attack beam. Suddenly, the F-35 deal is back on.

Posted by: Cmdr Heatherly at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (1njff)

332 So who's your guess which Leftist will out Left Tliab and go to $25

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)

333 Porters are very good in the summertime

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (tGb2L)

334 Let us all sing a hymn.....
HymnnnnnnnnnnnnHymnnnnnnnnnnnnFu-u-uck him.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (HOXd0)

335 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

Dat estrogen doe!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ym5eo)

336 @305: "It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making."

I'm guessing Tlaib's staff isn't as uniformly white and male as Bernie's, and they're much less likely to unionize, or go crying to the Daily Beast, BuzzFeed, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (YcLo4)

337 Assackley, garrett.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (pbg54)

338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)

339 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)



I won't work for anything under $75/hr. Sit on it, Tlaib.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

340 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
........

Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

341 328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)


She's got big tits.
Watch that vid of them throwing her out
of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

342 The army will know not to pronounce him dead of a heart attack until the catch him this time.

Posted by: Carl Snook at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (vAsC9)

343 276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

344 Remember that failed coup? Good times and many laughs.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (ym5eo)

345 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)

346 I'm pissed I missed the *shocking revelation* that National Review lent its august name to the rehab effort for Jeffrey Epstein.

We should do a pedo pool in terms of which staff swing that way. I saw someone push a bunch a chips on Kevin Williamson, but I'm tempted to go all in on David French. A guy that self-righteous who can't stop talking about his African daughter ain't all he seems to be. He's got some demons he's trying to cover up.

I think Goldberg's actually a run of the mill incel who happens to be married.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (bczF/)

347 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
---
No relation.

Posted by: Hoppe's at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)

348 >>Never had a desire to go to Turkey


That one Hardees commercial.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/O9R9)

349 okay well I really thought I'd be able to put up a conclusion to this hanging question within an hour but I guess not. I'll put up another post.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

350

Who can do photoshops?

Comey as Alfred E Newman with the caption:

"What, Me Lie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Jy6ww)

351 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)



They are horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)

352 https://fxn.ws/2Gp58tt
********
Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)

353 This one :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW6QbKzJtw

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (/O9R9)

354 338
The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go
best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)
---
The ones with backbone were purged long ago. The exiles, on the other hand...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (bczF/)

355 She's got big tits and she just can't lie
Them other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And those fun bags in your face
You get sprung.....

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (ym5eo)

356 338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.
---
Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (hjaPQ)

357 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
1m
I wonder if Hillary will get joint custody of Huma.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)

358 Hi horde. This comment has nothing to do with either people dying or with Coors beer.

My sister had a chunk of her lung taken out last week. It turned out to be a stage I carcinoma and it was right in the same spot where my mother's lung cancer started. My mom died in '85 at the age of 62, before they could do lung scans. My sister is more fortunate.

She had a rough few days and is still sore, but I guess she's feeling better. She's having a beer (Heineken light) in the backyard right now with two of her friends.

I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

360
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)


You are being kept alive until at least you pay off your Apple Cup bet from last year.

nurse's orders.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

361 341
328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)





She's got big tits.

Watch that vid of them throwing her out

of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

That's where she stores her hate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

362 I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


That's great news! Continued prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

363 Great news Donna.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tH5fk)

364 Went around the news channels, nothing yet on Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

365 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)


That was expected.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (GZCaY)

366 IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
I know how you feel, I had Frontier (previously Verizon until Frontier took over here) and had ZERO choice. They were insanely expensive, and you better not be late with your payment!

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sLicW)

367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.

Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

368 >>I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!


St. Elsewhere can suck a bag of dicks. Say one thing for the morons - We know triage.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (/O9R9)

369 Manu Raju @mkraju
1m
DOJ warns Mueller that his testimony "must remain within the boundaries" of his public report and anything beyond that would be covered by executive privilege. It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

370 >359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)



What fantastic news Donna!!!!! I'm very happy for you and your entire family.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (UU59y)

371 Yep. Sheryl Crow is a dude.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ym5eo)

372 "Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
"


no, the business of the heart attack gun is solely a CIA patented device. Any other use of the heart attack gun is expressly prohibited.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

373 > Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.
That's actually happened before more than once.
Under the Kemal Ataturk model, Turkish government proceeded like this:

1) Democracy2) Islamists win, suspend democracy
3) Soldiers shoot Islamists, restore democracy

I'm not sure if there are still enough military officers loyal to the legacy of Ataturk to pull it off again, but it has definitely worked out that way before.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (GDooN)

374 ...triage AND late 80s Porn Starlets.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (/O9R9)

375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey



Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

........



Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

they have some nice beaches from what I hear. A lot of those guys worked non mil contract jobs during Iraqi Freedom. Turkey would not be my first choice because of the anti-Americanism but they do seem to have some nice places to visit if they ever get right.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)

376 367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.
Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

Like Israel for instance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

377 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


Did not catch this previously, but belated prayers are up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

378 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

So happy to hear that.

Continued blessings.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (xPJvm)

379 OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)

380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

381 It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

Mueller is unnecessary.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

382 OttoPERSON


It always comes back to sexbots.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

383 (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM


I got at&t landline and internet when that was only option for internet at lake house. Then they came out with internet only service, but I was told if I dropped landline repair calls would be 5 days instead of 1 if I kept landline. So, last time I called repair and automated voice said 3 days to send repairman.

Think I'll cancel all service and just use hotspot on cellphone and pay overages for times when we go to lake.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (wsBus)

384 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News
........

Oopty! ABORT ABORT ABORT

Posted by: Nadler's briefs at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

385 Let me see those titties bounce.

That booty shake.

Those titties bounce.

That boooty.

Those titties....

( . )( . )
------------
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/
1152726699777220608

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Dh1wo)

386 Nood idiot person.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

387 i threw the spectrum salesperson off my porch. told him to never set foot on my property again. i loathe those fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (KP5rU)

388 Glad to hear your sister came through the surgery well, DonnaV.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (GDooN)

389
By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=======

They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?

And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)

390
Erdogan as Alfred E Newman

"What, Me Mort?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

391 Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

Awesome! God speed on the recovery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

392 380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

yay!!! such good news.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (a0IVu)

393
brb, rigor mortisin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

394 Wonderful news Donna. I'm sure you and your family are relieved.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RBOtF)

395 ATT and CBS are feuding here so channel 2 is gone.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (FhXTo)

396 Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53

Well, on plus side you'll hit deductible quicker.Had that with pancreatic med for wife. Approx. $2k.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (wsBus)

397 So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks

The Four Lads, circa 1953

Posted by: Chad C. Mulligan at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (DkXQB)

398 grammie, I know, I'm sure they're not any better. Let's just hope the service is more reliable.

clutch, exactly!

chavez, I can imagine.

olddog, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Congrats, Donna! Great news.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

400 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM


When administered enematically in moderation, yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (k4ZAj)

401 375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey
******

Some parts, like Cappadocia, are very interesting. Istanbul is a great city, with urbane and friendly people.

Farther east, not so much.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+2bXy)

402 It's 0230 in Ankara now - unlikely we're going to get a confirmation one way or the other for another four hours or so.

Good time to start a rumor, though - middle of the night. As the saying goes about how far news can travel before truth manages to even get its pants on...!!

Posted by: SoCal Stoli at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (VRdN0)

403 They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?

And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)

By giving medical care for free to people who do NOT show a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry, haven't they already de facto extended medical care to approximately 7 billion people?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (rxWk4)

404 "I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains."

***********************
You've perfectly described the crazed and hysterical scene when the Ayatollah Khomeini died.

David Letterman spoofed it by whipping out one of those old-fashioned kids' toys shaped like a jar lid with clear plastic over it. Under the plastic was a disk perforated with several holes, and a small object sitting loosely on it.

The aim was to shake the toy around until the loose object nestled into one of the holes.

In Letterman's case, the holes in the disk were shaped like Kohmeini's open funeral bier, and the loose object was his wrapped-up corpse.

A close-up made sure you could see the "corpse" being shaken this way and that, never quite returning to its bier.

It was sacrilegious, of course, but in the spirit of the times, hilarious.

That was way back, when Letterman was still funny.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (+2bXy)

405 Has anyone else noticed how all commercials seem to feature black people or black & white couples except for the fried chicken commercials which only feature white people. Also, the pharmaceutical commercials and insurance all seem to include at least one male couple in their flash frames.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Z0huu)

406 Throw them all out and give it back to the Byzantians.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (srWwQ)

407 NOOD

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Vf4Y7)

408 I was enlisted Air Force stationed in Greece. The folks stationed in Turkey frequently described it as a wonderful place to visit, and a horrible place to live. The thing we had trouble with as American kids wasn't that Greece and Turkey were especially anti-American, it was the way that they were insanely pro their own country, and so filled with hate for the other one. If you traveled back and forth installing equipment or the like, it was pretty much a guaranteed jail sentence to say "Turkish coffee" in Greece or "Greek coffee" in Turkey. There were countless other little traps I don't remember (it was 1975).

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (sYV5O)

409 The currency futures on the Turkish Lira haven't made any drastic moves, so the money guys aren't putting any faith in this news. If there were any truth to it, we'd have seen a pretty drastic move in the USD/TKY exchange rate by now.

So, unfortunately, pronouncements of The Sultan's death do seem to be a bit premature.

Posted by: SoCal Stoli at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VRdN0)

410 Methinks he is about to announce his candidacy for the 2020 Dem nomination. He is pandering to the dead vote, which is very large in some key precincts.

Posted by: Nowut Ameen at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (w0xwb)

411 Evidence in media suggests there is no rampant racism except in politics. Men are portrayed as imbeciles but they aren't marketing to men so......

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Z0huu)

412 Me thinks he is just having a spa day with RBG..

Posted by: Garbone at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (s6Goa)

413 With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any problems of plagorism
or copyright infringement? My website has a lot of completely unique content I've
either written myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping
it up all over the web without my agreement. Do you know any ways to help protect
against content from being ripped off? I'd definitely appreciate it.

Posted by: plenty of fish dating site at July 23, 2019 02:19 AM (5sJie)

414 Hi there Dear, are you truly visiting this website on a regular basis,
if so then you will definitely take fastidious experience.

Posted by: plenty of fish dating site at July 23, 2019 06:25 AM (nC15g)

415 Wonderful article! We are linking to this great post on our website.
Keep up the great writing.

Posted by: plenty of fish dating site at July 23, 2019 07:43 AM (UsY4v)

416 Its such as you read my mind! You seem to grasp so much about this,
like you wrote the book in it or something. I believe
that you can do with a few percent to force the message house a little bit,
but instead of that, this is great blog. A great read.
I will certainly be back.

Posted by: plenty of fish dating site at July 23, 2019 09:35 AM (KMmCA)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.19, elapsed 0.1618 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0515 seconds, 425 records returned.
Page size 177 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat