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Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Is Reported to be in Stable Condition, Because Dead is as Stable As It Gets
Just rumors, though.
Still, just in case...At least THREE Arab media outlets reporting Turkish President @RTErdogan dead of a heart attack. If true, this will have massive implications for #Turkey, Syria, Iraq, #NATO, Russia.https://t.co/rxGFmbB7ubhttps://t.co/e1CBNUKqamhttps://t.co/8d7xoRDZo5 pic.twitter.com/dXoAPh1b7I
— Threat Journal (@ThreatJournal) July 22, 2019
Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?
— George Papadopoulos (@GeorgePapa19) July 22, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)
Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)
He's roasted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)
I heard he died suffocating himself while jerking off to goat porn.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (6fsOH)
His goose is cooked?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)
Moron mind at work there.
ace did say he was feeling bad.
Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (GZCaY)
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Robert Plant quoted by JackStraw quoted by ace at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LFpoO)
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)
I added something similar. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (6fsOH)
What incredible symmetry: Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (F1m5e)
The voters were recently waking up and kicked Erdogan's part from power in the Capital (IIRC).
Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)
I added something similar. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)
His condition changed. It is now stable.
Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OE84+)
I question the timing.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)
"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)
"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)
Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
hm, that's a long time to leave this big a meatball out on the counter.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
thing. He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and
messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies
...
I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to
Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi
guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something
... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately
... so can't say wtf is going on ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Iq9NT)
*Channels inner Soothsayer*
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (QCc6B)
*points*
Ha Ha
*goes back to 50 chin-ups*
Posted by: Notorious RBG at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (beH4q)
>>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:
The guy who made those boats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (HmZuC)
Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi
guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something
... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately
... so can't say wtf is going on ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)
But then he would not allow us to us that base for flights to Iraq. Aircraft has to fly around Turkey which added many hours of flight time.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (Wx/+I)
He is/was a Muslim extremist, so all signs point to yes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)
You can count on CNN to report THE news.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (B3Pol)
Posted by: Nina Van Horne at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (nzKWW)
To be fair, it was the EU that broke the secular Turkish arrangement by telling Turkey that they couldn't even be considered for EU membership (which the EU was never going to offer them, anyway) until they amended their constitution to take supreme power away from the secular military. That happened in 2003, which just happens to be when Turkey went rushing headlong down the islamist rabbit hole.
The EU just likes to fuck anything up they can ... because they're such fucking losers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (6fsOH)
I believe that is Trump's signal to the people to rise up and kill the unfaithful.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (I5SAg)
Turkey was in NATO because if World War 3 ever broke out, a NATO-aligned Turkey would keep the Soviet Black Sea (based out of the USSR's only warm-water western port) fleet out of anywhere that might be useful.
Posted by: junior at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (hI6jT)
he could light up a room just by keeling over and dying in spasms
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)
For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)
Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (flINI)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)
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*slow clap*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (XKDBk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (MmQ0O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (lwiT4)
*******
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Attention JackStraw
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)
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I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Pray.
Hard.
Trump makes picks 3, 4 & 5.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)
They've been in NATO for decades?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
Guys like Erdogan, the initial debriefing takes a little longer. Satan drops in personally, it*s a whole thing.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (OQrdk)
still, there's no justice in this world and even trump is a cuck if no one does anything about perkins coei and the hillary pay through scheme.
people yelling at me about FEC "felonies" sure look the other way about this embezzlement.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)
Many.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)
71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)
I love the Horde.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
********
I thought he sang Sailing, Ride like the Wind & Laura
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
Ace, his walls uncovered!
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (gDSJf)
I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The Eternal Flame on RBG's grave will have a very, very deep source. Whiff of sulfur as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)
Oh yeah, totally not true, and if it is true, we know nothing about it!!!!
Posted by: Israeli Spies at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)
My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)
I'd like to think CIA, but probably the Mossad did him in.
Too bad this didn't happen sooner to save secular Turkish democracy. Turkey could very well slip into a civil war now.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (N5dam)
i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.
just putting that out there.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.
Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Francisco Franco at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)
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It was awfully nice of Weismann to provide Firtash's testimony for him, ahead of the deal. Very generous of him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)
In the old Ottoman Empire you had to murder your way to succession.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
Ace, his walls uncovered!
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019
***
With drills unfurled!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (RuIsu)
You can count on CNN to report THE news.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)
Hell no. CNN will NOT report on anything outside the United States. Especially outside the Beltway.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (rxWk4)
Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)
I rate this comment as sincerely true.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Why is Turkey in NATO?
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)
As an exercise, look at a map of Europe, circa 1970, and try to guess at the Warsaw Pact and NATO set up and why we would want the Dardenelles and Bosporous held by a NATO ally.
For God's sake, this is a smart military blog after all!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vd8XM)
just putting that out there.
Posted by: ace
Velveeta Shells & Cheese
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AjVAj)
??????
you know, that buffalo cauliflower thing they sell at the store's not half bad.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JziUy)
Generalissimo Franco is also still listed in stable condition....
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Prez'nit Cardigan at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)
it's cauliflower pretending to be macaroni.
I put bacon and onions and a lot of cheese in it so the cauliflower is really only there for texture/bulk.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)
Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)
AMEN and AMEN!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (lwiT4)
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....
RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28
My brain always goes to "5 years ago" as default standard.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (wsBus)
Posted by: Iblis at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)
*******
Twice as Far, With a Chocolate Bar
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)
Alphabet won't open any of the images.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Mashed particle board and wallpaper paste formed into curly "shell like" substance covered with cheezwiz
Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)
Posted by: zombie erdogan at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)
Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!
Posted by: Surfperch
Not if those Orthodox schismatics get it. Bring back the Fourth Crusade!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)
Because I understand that the word that the officials use is all-important.
Hmmm... ICE doesn't call them "concentration camps"....
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)
The person who killed him.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)
"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)
Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
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Ace, his drill in reverse.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)
Your a tad too old to fit in our "window of opportunity", but we'll be more than happy to make an exception.
Posted by: Your Local Planned Parenthood Chop Shop at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (4e+hS)
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he spoke at the funeral. Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation. I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ixZXQ)
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....
RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
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....today......
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (xPJvm)
The blogger, Ewok, in winter !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: The NORKS at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: This is CNN at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (NsWlX)
Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1XAal)
BUT THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED bush TO THINK LIKE A MAN.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (C1Lsn)
I did not know that. What a loser.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)
I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains.
No one does funeral processions like muzzies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (drZdT)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)
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Ok, I'll do it, but I'll need a few things first. One billion USD annually and those Swedish chicks Quadaffi had as body guards. And this paddle ball game. And this ashtray.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gdTDb)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (TB+At)
Then Erdogan's party started campaigning on anti-corruption and returning to Islam (never mind the contradiction) and started winning. They've made one Hagia Sophia (not thr Constantinople one) back into a mosque, and make noised aboit turning the Big One back intona mosque...
But without Erdogan there's going to be a succession fight, and some of the contenders will let out the "coup plotters" framed by Erdogan, and maybe, MAYBE Turkey will head back towards civilization.
I'd like to see Pontus some day. And Troy.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (LFpoO)
Trump will offer to take them off their hands for 10.cents on the dollar.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (myYZn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)
There was a time when any NATO ally would have loved to be backed up by the Turks. I hope we get back to that place.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (n13/j)
isn't this cultural appropriation?
It is, seriously.
No, I'm not going to explain. Do your research yourselves, bigots.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Surfperch
The person who killed him.
Posted by: Billy Cole
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)
You forgot the ritual tree branch up the anus.
The Muslims won't.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LFpoO)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (kLDv+)
Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.
The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)
But don't you dare assume he's Muslim!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Chiounard at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ua1m6)
Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)
Turks are pretty good at killin'.
Uncle told a story about Korea where the Turks, at night, would go out far in front of the line and set up a little camp, proceed to get drunk, sing, and have a good time.
They were fooling.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (Dk29P)
well you need to verify stories that aren't negative claims about Trump or Republicans.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LFpoO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (aKsyK)
>>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.
is any of that true?
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
Yes. Bret Baier just announced it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
Mockaroni.
This is the fake macaroni, made out of melamine, coming out of China!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Cooks stuff. at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Vy7tf)
Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Depends on the beer. Coors Light? Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (MOpDc)
Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "
Totally.
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)
This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (aCxOt)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Stock up on Turkish Delight.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)
TBH I don't really even know who they are, but I have heard of them.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: in the pale moonlight at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)
Fjord status: pined for?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42
Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)
------------------------------------
Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)
Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.
But that's only a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)
Probably as hard as they tried to save Stalin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
======
Don't tease me. This could actually be true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (13CQC)
This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere
Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (lwiT4)
What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (flINI)
Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nFwvY)
Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "
Totally.
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)
****
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)
Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
Yes, Art Neville also died today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
You are of consequence to me.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)
Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.
But that's only a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
======
The only ones who aren't starving right now are those who can conduct business with foreigners online.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (BiNEL)
If only they had paid their electrical workers $20 per hour rather than $15.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (YcLo4)
It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)
So, Mondays are open mike night at Ace's Comedy Store?
Can we sneak in our own liquor?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)
What about the Church in Philadelphia?
/s
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)
Time for CBD to post the naked guy on the Ottoman.
Artist's conception of Erdogan's relationship in hell with Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)
Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)
------------------------------------
If you've a funeral in Constantinople,
You'll be buried in Istanbul!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere
Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)
*ponders*
I think I will laugh.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)
Byzantium if those fucking Greeks have anything to say about it.
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (kLDv+)
He called to find out if they were casting any more Turkish prison movies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)
Istanbul was Constantinople.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)
I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
>>>184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
oooooooh
Posted by: Don't Rock the Boat Baby at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dk29P)
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)
Yes, Art Neville also died today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)
That is sad. A treasure.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH) "
They Might Be Giants reference.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)
-
I'm not a big beer drinker, but I love one of those summertime beers that I can't remember the name of (hefelweizen or something) after cutting the yard.
Or during. Tomatoe tomahtoe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
In Istanbul.
Not Constantinople.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (5ANJM)
Well, the geographic region that is now called Turkey, anyway.
The Turks didn't invade the region until close to a thousand years afterward.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (GDooN)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)
Hmm, don't think the Guinness fits that model!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)
What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)
I just spent most of the weekend watching that awesome NASA real-time timeline of Apollo 11. What an amazing accomplishment that was, and the most amazing part is they did it six more times (counting 13).
RIP, Mr. Kraft.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
We're not till the last traitor is hanged.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)
No it's not.
Posted by: Mr. Donald J TwoScoops at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (/O9R9)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Tnijr)
Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019
****
I had to read that twice.
Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (axyOa)
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
======
You made me look. No one's sure whether was moving his things either out or in.
One of those days. Erdogan is either dead or alive.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)
Ah, come on man! We might have kept this going a few more verses.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)
Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)"
Would it be any fun otherwise ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage
https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc
Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
I don't see it as sad. 81 is up there and what a life. We should all be so lucky.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
--------
Many are. It's science
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (flINI)
And will they be playing this song?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (B3Pol)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (11Uo5)
Posted by: Fat White Guy at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ace
I first heard it here around 2009 or 10.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)
****
No problem.
Click on the link and be sure to provide your bank account number and password.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: Rog at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Dk29P)
Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7) "
Methinks you jest, but for my nickel's worth it's true, at least at Chateau D'Eez.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (pbg54)
local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely
annoying.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)
So over it. I had tacos today with Tecate and liked it. Not a hop in sight.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TB+At)
Just, in case, y'know, things happen.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (YcLo4)
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage
https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc
A dollar a day is the white man's pay.
*sticks fat cigar in mouth*
*leans back in chair*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)
He's dead for now until he gets better.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (t6XCL)
Sorry to threadjack but with regard to all the talk here about the big MSM and online companies needing to be broken up, it's really come home to roost here at my own house.
Seems Frontier's service for us (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge.
I and my sister found my mom can save $100/month switching to Spectrum for all three services, so we went ahead and ordered that. My sister decided she would let Frontier know we don't need service and don't want their service anymore, once the Spectrum service was installed.
My sister is now on the phone with a Frontier rep in tears, because although they'll cancel our service and the trouble ticket, they absolutely refuse to pro-rate the service this month. They demand they get their full bill paid next month, no matter what. They're obviously pissed that we went to another service provider.
IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Something tells me that getting medical advice from the Horde wouldn't have helped me, to say the least.
Posted by: Erdogan's Ghost, getting Dragged down to the Depths at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)
Let me see those titties bounce.
That booty shake.
Those titties bounce.
That boooty.
Those titties....
( . )( . )
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ym5eo)
maybe they really had the fundamental transformation thing coordinated ... MuzObama would surrender US, Erdogan would go muzzie gangster in Turkey ... Morsi had Egypt going muzzie killingo coptic Christians ... bada bing bada boom ...
but Benghazi went bust, Brennan couldn't hold US together ... Repubs were winning elections ... ummm ... somewhere Humpty fell off the wall ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)
I saw an ad on tv for a Chrone's disease medication. A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42. It was at the very end of the ad and it's the first one I've seen since PDT tried to put that regulation in place. OF Course, some hack in black said he couldn't do that. They must have made the ad before the ruling, or maybe they thought it was not a bad idea. But Holy Cow! Three grand for a thirty day prescription?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)
282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Long live Receipt Turduckhen.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)
All these vote pandering pikers are missing a bet, the first candidate to propose a guaranteed $100,000 minimum income that instantly makes everyone middle class is going to be a sure winner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)
God - Aaron, good and bad news.
Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.
Aaron - What's the bad news?
God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.
Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)
https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc
It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Dk29P)
I can imagine how that conversation would have gone.
Barry: "Is that dog ready to eat yet?"
Michael:"What do you mean I have to wear a burka."
Barry: "That's a dog whistle, Mike".
Michael: "There's only one man in this family, and it sure ain't you."
Barry: "I'll dunk on you, Biatch."
Michael: "You couldn't dunk a donut without pulling something."
Barry: "Seriously is that Dog cooked yet."
Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (gdTDb)
Posted by: the monster at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
You are of consequence to me.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)
-----------------------
For recognizing a They Might Be Giants reference?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (pbg54)
My condolences on your move to Charter Spectrum. You think Frontier customer service is bad - you ain't seen nuthin yet. Good luck. I hope you get your bill resolved.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (lwiT4)
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage
https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc
It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
=====
They're bidding against themselves now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (RBOtF)
Some medicine is high, some medicine is expensive, some medicine is outrageous.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (/O9R9)
Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.
Aaron - What's the bad news?
God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.
Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)
LOL so true!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (lwiT4)
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Huh. Stilton over at Stilton's Place is also having similar problems with Frontier.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (iB1oa)
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Couldn't agree more.
Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (JcXHH)
like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're
way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)
i really dislike the overproofed stuff. The Scotch Ales are my least favorite.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)
Posted by: ajlfour at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (dl8Eg)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
Erdogan stopped reading here after losing most of his investment portfolio. He was led astray by posts that convinced him that the cuckshed industry was booming.
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)
Going through the valleys of my mind.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Dk29P)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)
By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.
*No, I have no idea if it was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Cmdr Heatherly at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (1njff)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (tGb2L)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (HOXd0)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)
Dat estrogen doe!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ym5eo)
I'm guessing Tlaib's staff isn't as uniformly white and male as Bernie's, and they're much less likely to unionize, or go crying to the Daily Beast, BuzzFeed, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)
I won't work for anything under $75/hr. Sit on it, Tlaib.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
........
Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.
Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)
She's got big tits.
Watch that vid of them throwing her out
of 2016 Trump rally.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)
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Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)
We should do a pedo pool in terms of which staff swing that way. I saw someone push a bunch a chips on Kevin Williamson, but I'm tempted to go all in on David French. A guy that self-righteous who can't stop talking about his African daughter ain't all he seems to be. He's got some demons he's trying to cover up.
I think Goldberg's actually a run of the mill incel who happens to be married.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: Hoppe's at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/O9R9)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)
They are horrible.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)
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Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (/O9R9)
The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go
best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)
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The ones with backbone were purged long ago. The exiles, on the other hand...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (bczF/)
Them other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And those fun bags in your face
You get sprung.....
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (ym5eo)
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Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)
My sister had a chunk of her lung taken out last week. It turned out to be a stage I carcinoma and it was right in the same spot where my mother's lung cancer started. My mom died in '85 at the age of 62, before they could do lung scans. My sister is more fortunate.
She had a rough few days and is still sore, but I guess she's feeling better. She's having a beer (Heineken light) in the backyard right now with two of her friends.
I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)
You are being kept alive until at least you pay off your Apple Cup bet from last year.
nurse's orders.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)
328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)
She's got big tits.
Watch that vid of them throwing her out
of 2016 Trump rally.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)
That's where she stores her hate.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
That's great news! Continued prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)
That was expected.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)I know how you feel, I had Frontier (previously Verizon until Frontier took over here) and had ZERO choice. They were insanely expensive, and you better not be late with your payment!
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
St. Elsewhere can suck a bag of dicks. Say one thing for the morons - We know triage.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (/O9R9)
1m
DOJ warns Mueller that his testimony "must remain within the boundaries" of his public report and anything beyond that would be covered by executive privilege. It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
What fantastic news Donna!!!!! I'm very happy for you and your entire family.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ym5eo)
"
no, the business of the heart attack gun is solely a CIA patented device. Any other use of the heart attack gun is expressly prohibited.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Cus5s)
That's actually happened before more than once.
Under the Kemal Ataturk model, Turkish government proceeded like this:
1) Democracy2) Islamists win, suspend democracy
3) Soldiers shoot Islamists, restore democracy
I'm not sure if there are still enough military officers loyal to the legacy of Ataturk to pull it off again, but it has definitely worked out that way before.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (GDooN)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (/O9R9)
Never had a desire to go to Turkey
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
........
Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.
Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
they have some nice beaches from what I hear. A lot of those guys worked non mil contract jobs during Iraqi Freedom. Turkey would not be my first choice because of the anti-Americanism but they do seem to have some nice places to visit if they ever get right.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
Like Israel for instance.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
Did not catch this previously, but belated prayers are up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)
So happy to hear that.
Continued blessings.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)
Mueller is unnecessary.
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Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM
I got at&t landline and internet when that was only option for internet at lake house. Then they came out with internet only service, but I was told if I dropped landline repair calls would be 5 days instead of 1 if I kept landline. So, last time I called repair and automated voice said 3 days to send repairman.
Think I'll cancel all service and just use hotspot on cellphone and pay overages for times when we go to lake.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (wsBus)
........
Oopty! ABORT ABORT ABORT
Posted by: Nadler's briefs at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)
That booty shake.
Those titties bounce.
That boooty.
Those titties....
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Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (GDooN)
By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.
*No, I have no idea if it was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?
And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)
yay!!! such good news.
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (a0IVu)
brb, rigor mortisin'
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Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53
Well, on plus side you'll hit deductible quicker.Had that with pancreatic med for wife. Approx. $2k.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (wsBus)
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
The Four Lads, circa 1953
Posted by: Chad C. Mulligan at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (DkXQB)
clutch, exactly!
chavez, I can imagine.
olddog, hmmm
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Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM
When administered enematically in moderation, yes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (k4ZAj)
Never had a desire to go to Turkey
******
Some parts, like Cappadocia, are very interesting. Istanbul is a great city, with urbane and friendly people.
Farther east, not so much.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+2bXy)
Good time to start a rumor, though - middle of the night. As the saying goes about how far news can travel before truth manages to even get its pants on...!!
Posted by: SoCal Stoli at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (VRdN0)
And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)
By giving medical care for free to people who do NOT show a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry, haven't they already de facto extended medical care to approximately 7 billion people?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (rxWk4)
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You've perfectly described the crazed and hysterical scene when the Ayatollah Khomeini died.
David Letterman spoofed it by whipping out one of those old-fashioned kids' toys shaped like a jar lid with clear plastic over it. Under the plastic was a disk perforated with several holes, and a small object sitting loosely on it.
The aim was to shake the toy around until the loose object nestled into one of the holes.
In Letterman's case, the holes in the disk were shaped like Kohmeini's open funeral bier, and the loose object was his wrapped-up corpse.
A close-up made sure you could see the "corpse" being shaken this way and that, never quite returning to its bier.
It was sacrilegious, of course, but in the spirit of the times, hilarious.
That was way back, when Letterman was still funny.
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