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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Portrait Of Alexander Gerd
Nikolai Yaroshenko
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 09:31 AM (CpCLM)
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Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (mpXpK)
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Yep. Eat root vegetables before bed. Radishes, turnips. Celery is an excellent digestive.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (2LelM)
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Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (90T4r)
Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (arJlL)
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Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (7Of/6)
Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD)
Another snowy day in Moscow..... bummer....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Endor Council on The Arts at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (hSpfk)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (tH5fk)
Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD)
Da.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Alexander's Ragtime Band?
*******
Alexander's Ragtime Lap Band
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Rolling, we are.......
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (6qErC)
* considers Al Gerd *
Isn't that the past tense of Al Gored?
* goes back to finish reading Morning Report comments *
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (dm05u)
I guess gerbils weren't big enough for the same thrill any more.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (oVJmc)
Nutrias are big.
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r)
Anyway, today I learned Frank J. Fleming (he of IMAO) now writes for the Babylon Bee. Which explains much.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (tH5fk)
He has either declined significantly in the last couple years or he was faking it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (if3S1)
Posted by: Little Adam Schitt, himself at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (arJlL)
*******
He's looking at the world through Kaboom-colored glasses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (m79Dg)
Oh, well done!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/)
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I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD)
it's called pareidolia.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (Pg+x7)
That's my take as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (Pg+x7)
That's my take as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/)
So, you are saying he has dementia??
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (UuitT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (RpnmO)
there is an ICD-10 code for this, or is it just "tummyache, general"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (vJw+j)
******
Even eating soup would be a strain.
(Wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kraken
hey, its free !
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (arJlL)
Yeah, if you're too cheap to donate.--Ace.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/)
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I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD)
I honestly don't know what to think.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (90T4r)
Hard not to suspect it....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (wYseH)
I don't know if it's dementia or just age catching up with him but he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (K/2j/)
I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that.
That was the real deal.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD)
Al Capone had a rapid decline when he got to prison, from his syphilis. I always wondered how much was real and how much was to get out of prison.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2019 09:51 AM (vJw+j)
Al Gerd-zheera
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
it's called pareidolia.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
Or a sniper in a beard.
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: oddly cheerful at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (kPMrr)
That's my take as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/)
"Hey, I'm FBI. Faking it is part of the job description. Besides, if you've ever seen a drunk Hillary with a belt sander in her hands over your exposed genitalia, you'd be faking like a pro!"--Bob "The Mule" Mueller.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
Top O' the Morning, Insom.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (kdIBj)
>>> he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
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Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: cpurick at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (7YrFp)
95 'It's happening"
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (2nt8i)
What, we've been reduced to play-by-play of bowel movements now?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (pNxlR)
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This is just God's way of telling you to bathe, sit down and take it easy for an hour or two. God loves all the little children.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM)
>>> he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
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Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (90T4r)
Top o' the morning to you too!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (kPMrr)
If he was "faking" it it backfired bigly
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM)
Like Ike loved Tina.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
$2,450,516,156 increase in Medicaid spending.
17% increase in funding for Medicaid Department.
39% increase in Secretary of State's Office funding
41% increase in state EPA office funding
Show choir will now be a phys ed credit in high school.
Computer Coding will now count as a foreign language credit in HS.
And vetoed Medical Cost Transparency.
It's nice having a Republican governor.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (kdIBj)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Insert James Earl Jones Here" at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (kdIBj)
Don't you mean purr-view?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r)
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He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kdIBj)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r)
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It was.
Related, Kimberly Strassel has a very good column out today, calling out what the Mueller investigation was: A coverup of the FBI, DOJ, and IC malfeasance.
Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr)
Sitting on the throne, knowing that it's about to happen...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:38 AM (qul7b)
I sure the hell hope that wasn't a status report, from home.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
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Did you wake up behind the dumpster by the 7-11 again?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy)
hampster
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (YmfOS)
Old Al was credited as being the first to play "pull my finger" jokes on his grandkids.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (UuitT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (Rzloy)
The Dems will probably claim Mueller's incapacity means they need a whole NEW investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
He too is quite the dresser.
SFW
https://tinyurl.com/yyvbokzg
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (tH5fk)
or Major League Baseball
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Some of these teams look like the House of David barnstorming teams of old.
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (7ZQe3)
So, you are saying he has dementia??
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He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
Twas Vangeaux, would only be one ear
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (kdIBj)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr)
I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
I was wanting to use that damn line in all the Mueller posts and couldn't find a good opening. bastard!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (l0HIT)
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He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: oddly cheerful at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr)
I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
" It's NOT a tumah!! "
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (ccf8F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (KP5rU)
Unless he was told, "Your report didn't help the Dems at all; you were a major disappointment and hurt is. You need to play a senile old man so we can discredit your work. You will act, or you will find yourself dead."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (19g6/)
That's OK. You will pounce on the next opportunity.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (2nt8i)
The Tea Party was we, The Great Unwashed in your minds, asking nicely.
DJT was a warning shot across the bow.
Trust me, you are not going to want to find-out what comes next.
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (77WPm)
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This is just God's way of telling you to bathe, sit down and take it easy for an hour or two. God loves all the little children.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM)
even the achy, smelly ones.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (AURKQ)
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (K/2j/)
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Maybe the pressure got to Mueller? The storm he's been in the middle of along with the pressure of expectations maybe just wore him out?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Alexander Gerd! Of the Durd County Gerds.
When he and his six brothers and sisters walked to school they were called the Gerd Herd. The Gerd Herd of Durd County.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM)
It's the adults he can't stand.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (m79Dg)
He too is quite the dresser.
SFW
https://tinyurl.com/yyvbokzg
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (vd8XM)
Nadler's Grandpa is Fidel Castro? Explains a lot.
The old boy really does look like the aged Castro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (abNpZ)
And good morning, Horde. Almost to the weekend. Here's hoping everybody can relax and recharge.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r)
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few pesos short of a dollar.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (ccf8F)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy)
Wawa. I have standards.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
Ah, well pip pip and cheerio and all that happy shit. Chin up, Ole chap. One leg at a time. The sun will come up.....tomorrow.
Lord I hate that song.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k)
Thank the stars we've not been subjected to the next painting in this series, Gerd's Loins.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few pesos short of a dollar.
No breeze in the Windmills of His Mind.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw
It can move that fast. I saw it with dad. He may well have just gone downhill quite quickly.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: Spartacus at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (UuitT)
In such a case self-protection trumps mere pride.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (KI5/+)
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few pesos short of a dollar.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (l0HIT)
A few mules short of a train
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
Sharp Dressed But Off-Key Man - a limerick
He played. Seemed he never would stop
But the show was an absolute flop
That dude, Alexander
Was a crap cover bander
He kept blowing his ZZ Top
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (Dhcvl)
So the lights were on but nobody was home.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (l0HIT)
Emotionally, you want to have an enemy that justifies all the work it took to beat him, and the emotional toll it took on you. It's just hard to accept that our enemies, who cause us so much trouble, are in fact nothing more than fools, clowns, and mental defectives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (KP5rU)
The Tea Party was we, The Great Unwashed in your minds, asking nicely.
DJT was a warning shot across the bow.
Trust me, you are not going to want to find-out what comes next.
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (77WPm)
"Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy)
Wawa. I have standards.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
As per the cancelled interview Insom.... you didn't volunteer all your social media stuff to them, did you??? .... We TALKED about this, dude.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r)
If he was "faking" it it backfired bigly
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I think he was faking it as a ploy to avoid being held responsible for the criminal fallout that will follow. Acting feeble is a good dodge here. He was basically telling his producers this load of shit is all yours.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (2LelM)
Unless he was told, "Your report didn't help the Dems at all; you were a major disappointment and hurt is. You need to play a senile old man so we can discredit your work. You will act, or you will find yourself dead."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (19g6/)
It was a little bit of both.
He has definitely lost his edge, but he was still trying to be a weasel and give weasel answers. He just couldn't pull it off convincingly because he's not up to the task.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (ccf8F)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)
Either that or lupus.
Posted by: Dr. House at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (Rzloy)
It's still the summer of Insomniac, dude. Get after it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
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Had to look that up, as those fine establishments don't appear to exist here in Commiefornia.
Oh, and glad to see I didn't completely step in it with you.
Thought maybe I'd have to slink off in shame.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (qC1Sy)
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He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (UuitT)
.@FoxNews is at it again. So different from what they used to be during the 2016 Primaries, & before - Proud Warriors! Now new Fox Polls, which have always been terrible to me (they had me losing BIG to Crooked Hillary), have me down to Sleepy Joe. Even considering.....
...the fact that I have gone through a three year vicious Witch Hunt, perpetrated by the Lamestream Media in Collusion with Crooked and the Democrat Party, there can be NO WAY, with the greatest Economy in U.S. history, that I can be losing to the Sleepy One. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago
There may or may not be National Security concerns with regard to Google and their relationship with China. If there is a problem, we will find out about it. I sincerely hope there is not!!!
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (cF8AT)
He has definitely lost his edge, but he was still trying to be a weasel and give weasel answers. He just couldn't pull it off convincingly because he's not up to the task.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (NFEMn)
I'll buy that.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r)
Lucky for me I have no social media presence except LinkedIn, which is about as bland as it gets.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (ha+Xw)
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Or Confederate.
Or married Amishman. Amish men of marriageable age who are still single are clean-shaven.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (abNpZ)
Ahh, the '32 Castro. An excellent vintage!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (J+mig)
Rich Zeoli yesterday suggested that Mueller was going the Frank Pentangeli route from "Godfather II".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k)
My theory?
They've all said it once on good faith merely because every other pillowf*cker on twitter was saying it, and if they ever go back on it now they'll be admitting that their superlative intellects and razor sharp Conservative! instincts are not infallible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: FrodoB at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (Cl1sy)
*SEIZE*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Part of the problem is that our enemies like putting forth false faces that hide the actual leadership. Gives us something to unload on while giving the real brains a free hand to operate. It also tends to create lots of rogue splinters over time, but that just adds to our frustration as well.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Basement Cat
So are the women
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (vd8XM)
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few pesos short of a dollar.
A few mules short of a train
******
Two rhymes short of a limerick
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore.
Cheese has slid off his cracker.
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (sGotD)
His 23 And Me kit was only 22.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (l0HIT)
@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago
Trump shouldn't underestimate the stupidity of the American voter... And the cheating
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r)
Lucky for me I have no social media presence except LinkedIn, which is about as bland as it gets.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)
And here man... of course..... you always have us.... we're a bunch of Smeagols.... always helping....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k)
That's medieval parents for you. They don't even know their daughter is the village bicycle.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Basement Cat
So are the women
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (vd8XM)
LoL......
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (UuitT)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg)
That's the one with a straight six and a four-speed?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Her nickname was "Doorknob"
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (vd8XM)
All good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg)
The wholesale demise of the Republican Party does not require violence.
Stop projecting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (t6MX/)
It's like something out of an MBM headline....
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (qC1Sy)
Why show up just to fake being one step away from depends and bathrobe town?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (88+cf)
Bobby Mewler was stumbling, fumbling and stalling for time with the Republicans. With the Dems he had no problem answering everything positively for their benefit. He's a political hack and shitty liar
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD)
Hey! He's Muslim! You can't persecute him while he's beheading you! It's in the Constitution!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: Meullin Quim at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kPMrr)
That's because he "practiced" the Dem questions for weeks.. He was not prepared for the republicans
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD)
A muzzie making anti-Semitic statements? How novel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (l0HIT)
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A group of goats is called a tribe or trip of goats.
Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n
I noticed this, also.
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Achmed
*********
Achmed, I've heard you are so jealous you won't allow anybody else in your perve ewe.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2)
Looks like hubby is "impacted"
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (dm05u)
"Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg)
The wholesale demise of the Republican Party does not require violence.
Stop projecting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ)
The Republican party, as we once knew it, has been dead. It just doesn't know it yet. Cucks killed it. Co-opted much like the Tea Party was. But it isn't just the Rethugicans, the Dems are fracturing bigly too. I would offer that it isn't beyond reason to see the end of the two party system in 10 years as the extreme left fractures the Dems, and us Constitutionalists fracture away from the Rethugicans/neocons/cucks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
Ah, the random naming of offspring...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
Well, not "dinner", that's for sure.
That would just be unclean!
Posted by: Sultan Ayatollah Rockinrollah at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
A girlfriend?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (qul7b)
***
Dang. I didn't know you could catch it...you know...that way.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (kPMrr)
Stop projecting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ)
Could be fun? Isn't that reason enough?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg)
Give us their address!
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
tenderized
Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
Omar?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
Her middle name is By Northwest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg)
Have you perhaps calculated how many "Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors" have a past of the more, uh, active variety of Warrior?
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (YmfOS)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)
Not random. Say it with the father's last name.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)
Is North's south end as big as her momma's?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (abNpZ)
They are not "do-ers", just "thinkers."
I remember David Brooks on TV about 20 years ago. He was only a couple years older than me, but he looked like he was 60. He, like most of the others, wanted to be Old before their time. They are all tired.
Now here comes Trump, a whirlwind of energy and testosterone , a do-er, not a thinker, a man of real action , a guy YOUNGER than his years--even though he is older than most of them. He simply puts them to shame and makes them look like the ridiculous , stuffed shirts that they ARE--and in fact they always wanted to be.
He has rendered them obsolete---and they KNOW it.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)
Not random. Say it with the father's last name.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (Rzloy)
Oh good Lord....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (DIcye)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg)
Heh. Fair point.
Would you rather pop the balloon with a needle, or watch the balloon impotently flutter to the ground under the weight of its own feckless banality?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (AURKQ)
Giggles work too!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw)
Giggling is good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf)
Oh yeah. Fish in a bag for starters.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (Rzloy)
The precursor to the beginning of the beginning of a national crisis and civil unrest.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD)
It will blow up in his face again
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD)
I would be happy to help, but the last thing Insom needs is job references from the Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I)
I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
I'm starting to like this Boris guy
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD)
So, it's "no-deal" Brexit then, which I think suits Johnson just fine.
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (77WPm)
Plus, PDT has Melania.
And he has charisma and is a master troller. He's funny and aggressive and Mr New York.
At least before NY got all pussified
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (ha+Xw)
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (77WPm)
Armchair Warriors are like Monday Morning Quarterbacks. They never played.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Foot : Rake at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (4Eo4+)
The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD)
The EU war machine is being mobilized!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
You should bill them for time lost.
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k)
If you think of the NTs as tools of the deep state, he's been their made man for a long fucking time and they're probably afraid of him turning on them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD)
Boris should bounce Michel's head off a concrete wall a couple of times to see if that helps.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (hYUjK)
Posted by: Foot : Rake at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (4Eo4+)
He didn't even say anything that WAS in his 400 page report.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (AURKQ)
Would you rather pop the balloon with a needle, or watch the balloon impotently flutter to the ground under the weight of its own feckless banality?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (AURKQ)
They both sound pretty good. Maybe we could do both?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (m79Dg)
Ah, the random naming of offspring...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)
What do you mean by that?
Posted by: Twodogsfucking at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
Uh, no. Not really. And certainly not all.
Though you've given a pretty apt description of KristolMeth, Jonah the Whale, Max BootToTheHead, etc.
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
You should bill them for time lost.
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (dm05u)
If I could bill for every interview or job I didn't get I'd be set for life.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
We, the undersigned, vouch for Insom's character.....
Sincerely,
Charlie Brown's Dildo, Masturbatin' Pete, Kracken....
It's gotta work.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (90T4r)
A friend of mine married a guy whose last name was Oakey. I told her it was too bad her name wasn't Kari.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
Exhibit A for why this is a really bad idea...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nom de blog at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (hYUjK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
Insomniac never milked my trust account.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw)
Giggling is good.
Posted by: Insomniac
not sure I want to know how your butt giggles, nurse.
Posted by: Sponge
****
Read this stuff out loud with an Alexa in the room and see how soon you get a pop up ad for Motel 6.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: Euronazi Union at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (fEfyF)
But I also have zero doubt he was coached to play up that angle in testimony and use it as cover for his lies. He doesn't even know what Fusion GPS is? Or basically anything else?
Give. Me. A. Break.
Those were lies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
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"Insomniac will be the best Insomniac he can be." /Captain Obvious
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
Exhibit A for why this is a really bad idea...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
He's really an amazing guy, excepting that vendetta God has with him.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl)
Omar?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (t6MX/)
Not single. That's a goat that's married, to its brother.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (cD09y)
How high are their standards?
Did I fail the "if you see a coworker who's a single mom stealing from the till what do you do?" test?
It's not like I have a rap sheet.
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (AURKQ)
C'mon now, it's not like he contradicted himself or was shown to be full of shit or exposed that the whole report was a Dem political hit job /s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)
The steamed clam doesn't help, honey. Or the fact that you keep babbling about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
He makes a mean stew. - Cannibal Bob
He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/)
Insomniac is a paragon of virtue and class.
-Micehelle Obama's Landing Strip
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD)
I know what Moron references for me would look like: "Hadrian is the most outstandingly mediocre chemist I know."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
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"Insomniac will be the best Insomniac he can be." /Captain Obvious
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (iB1oa)
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"Insomniac is often to be laughed at." //Warai-otoko (a.k.a. "Laughing Man")
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)
She can also open up about What Happens When You're Considered a Fucking Whackjob.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (cD09y)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Sen. Corey Bearder at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (EaXQR)
Whenever I think my life is more worthless than a bowl of fuck, I think of Insomniac and everything seems better.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (y7DUB)
Apple will not be given Tariff wavers, or relief, for Mac Pro parts that are made in China. Make them in the USA, no Tariffs!
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)
I know what Moron references for me would look like: "Hadrian is the most outstandingly mediocre chemist I know."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (Wx/+I)
I have heard it said there is no such thing as a truly average person. Hadrian proves otherwise.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (EaXQR)
So long as he's not Average Joe.
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (QkjLD)
If the report was a Demo political hit job, they would have had a Dem-only rehearsal the day before to prepare Mueller for the questioning...
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (1+J19)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (fEfyF)
-Micehelle Obama's Landing Strip
One of my favorite socks of all time.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (2nt8i)
Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)
He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/)
This is some funny shit
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (cD09y)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (2nt8i)
Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I)
Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Elegy in a Country Unemployment Line:
...
This fellow who goes by Insomniac
Seeks employment to buy things like bric-a-brac.
He's good at his job,
so just shut your gob
and hire this guy, or i'll shoot this yak.
Posted by: Warai-otoko standing menacingly next to a central asian ungulate at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD)
Slavery!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (abNpZ)
Apple will not be given Tariff wavers, or relief, for Mac Pro parts that are made in China. Make them in the USA, no Tariffs!
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)
Is this Trump's first shot across the bow in the "war" on Big Tech?
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (CmURZ)
I'm guessing that when he told Barr and other witnesses that it wasn't the DoJ rules that caused him not to indict Trump, that wasn't what the Weissman team intended.
They then had the choice of coming out and saying mueller was uninformed and a figurehead or having him testify and hope it gave the dems more material.
Several fails.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (DIcye)
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (kPMrr)
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I'll go ahead and take a guess that you failed the "registered Democrat" test.
I refused to permit them to GPS tag my house last time, and so they sent several workers by. I assume they eventually just did it while I was gone. But every one I met was a total hippie dippie crusty ol' Lefty. In a county jam packed with conservatives.
So I can only figure they screen for that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT)
He makes a mean stew. - Cannibal Bob
He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/)
Insomniac slices like a fucking hammer - Paul Anka
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (YmfOS)
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (fEfyF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I)
Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations.
Posted by: Someguy
You forgot to squeeze "synergy" in there
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM)
and "bird, bird, bird, bird is the word."
Little known fact-- Alexander Gerd is the composer of that well-loved sixties classic.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (QkjLD)
Have they credited Barry for that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (kw5n8)
True power is someone holding the real or metaphorical power to end you.
Either literally or professionally.
Or Alternatively never assume you have a relationship or repartee with a co-worker.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (V1v3L)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD)
BUYING employee?? Isn't that...SLAVERY?
/s
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (Rzloy)
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Oh, the steaming isn't working any longer?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vg8iE)
Apple to buy most of Intel's 5G cellular modem business, including 2200 employees, for $1+ billion
Posted by: SMOD
They bought 2200 employees? "How much for the women?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (DIcye)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (pPNCa)
I would be happy to help, but the last thing Insom needs is job references from the Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I)
I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r)
Insomniac is a hard-working, dependable asset! -- Masturbatin' Pete
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
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Oh, the steaming isn't working any longer?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vg8iE)
Eventually, it gets cooked well done.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (cD09y)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (5I0ZI)
I did wonder if it's a "friends and family" type of job - it's ridiculously overpaid in my county afaik.
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (DIcye)
How are we going to get him a plush do nothing job with an attitude like that? More importantly, how would he then have time to goof of at AoSHQ?
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
30 percent discount
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: The Yak at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (gou4q)
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (VP1E6)
"Clearly this request is not a serious effort to make a law. Clearly something so partisan that it only received one single solitary Republican vote in the House is not going to travel through the Senate by unanimous consent," McConnell argued.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD)
It's like he never sleeps.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (Wx/+I)
Seventy percent, same as downtown.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM)
And silos.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT)
Are silos good or bad? I forget
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
Okay, now it's just creepy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
-AtC
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (VP1E6)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (V1v3L)
Uh oh.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (fEfyF)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
What? What the actual f*ck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
Okay, now it's just creepy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig)
Always available for night shifts!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (AURKQ)
That's actually a good recommendation.
Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (Fs5vw)
He and Weissman did successfully tamper with the 2018 elections and if not for Bob Barr, he would STILL be "investigating", poised to indict the president and rip this country apart.
He's a bum.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
The Dems also want Ivanka and Jared's text messages and emails
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (ccf8F)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (DIcye)
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig)
at a guess, Nadler's a perv
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: creeper
And he has his own stapler
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (N4r5a)
So, The Mouse That Roared?
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (77WPm)
The Attack Of The 50ft. Lawyers! Rated R for violence.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: creeper
And he has his own stapler
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (vd8XM)
It's custom made.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Oh Lord...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 26, 2019 10:39 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: CN at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (U7k5w)
Always available for night shifts!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (AURKQ)
That's actually a good recommendation.
Posted by: Sooner at July 26,
***
Unless they only do day shifts.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (axyOa)
I'm guessing that when he told Barr and other witnesses that it wasn't the DoJ rules that caused him not to indict Trump, that wasn't what the Weissman team intended.
They then had the choice of coming out and saying mueller was uninformed and a figurehead or having him testify and hope it gave the dems more material.
Several fails.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (DIcye)
When he corrected the claim about the OLC to Leiu in his later statement, I think it might have been bc he got a call from DOJ telling Mueller his comment was contrary to his phone call w Barr. Stating that the OLC decision stopped indictment set Barr up for a lying to Congress claim, since Barr referenced the phone call w Mueller during his Senate testimony.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (kkVtg)
Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (WwhLF)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (1+J19)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (kPMrr)
California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund
Posted by: SMOD
It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (ccf8F)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (kPMrr)
Insomniac: A man among lawyers! For whatever THAT'S worth.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:41 AM (t6MX/)
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Fucking seriously? How can that fat bastard do that? She has nothing to do with "Congressional oversight" bullshit. This isn't a criminal investigation and even if it was, he wouldn't have any authority there either. This is past the point of being out of control.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (vg8iE)
#buymorepillows
- - - -
Fascinating path he's taken - the 2008 event he recounts is CRAZY. An American success story!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyFRMLZOktY
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (2nt8i)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: SMOD
It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Kinda wasteful, though, seeing as they have a fuckton of illegal aliens who will set fires for nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: The Toaster at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (2nt8i)
LOL
Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (G0vdT)
AYFKM!?!
Going after his kids and Kushner was not enough?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (bDqIh)
"PUNT THE GUNT!
PUNT THE GUNT!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: SMOD
It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Kinda wasteful, though, seeing as they have a fuckton of illegal aliens who will set fires for nothing.
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Yeah, but we're about to personally become $10.5 billion richer!
Posted by: CA Pols and Bureaucrats at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vg8iE)
And his tailors name
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK)
What's In a Name - a limericks
Insomniac doesn't come cheap
But his vast store of knowledge runs deep
So hire him today
With competitive pay
He's worth it, the guy never sleeps!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I)
Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations.
Posted by: Someguy
You forgot to squeeze "synergy" in there
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM)
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And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (Zbbka)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy)
*fewer
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records,
And his tailors name
Posted by: Bruce
And his gunt was perfect.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Ooooo. Let's hire him!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: China at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (fEfyF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyFRMLZOktY
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (bDqIh)
Maybe he could fund his campaign by selling Crusader pillows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (abNpZ)
'Agree'. Yeah, that's the ticket. Give us $10.5 billion or we will take $10.5 billion. And now that we've set a precedent...
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (Ibwur)
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I've got his campaign slogan:
Rindell: The Pillow Talk is Over.
Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (G0vdT)
And his tailors name
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM)
It's actually a joint collaboration between Fastenal and Coleman Outdoors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (fEfyF)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)
You have to understand what came before him embracing that cross.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy)
*fewer
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
.... by covering his tracks better
....
....
on second thought, let's leave that part out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (Zbbka)
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (abNpZ)
Like a dakimakura with Richard Plantagenet on it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (fEfyF)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (Zbbka)
My throughput for customer-facing deliverables is best in class.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (DuZls)
Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records,
And his tailors name
Posted by: Bruce
And his gunt was perfect.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK)
Ah WOOOOO Fatboy of Congress
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto
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*ponders re-write of Goldilocks and the Three bears, where Goldilocks walks in to find the Three Bears have plundered her stuff. The difference is, Goldilocks is carrying an AR-10*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (t6MX/)
I'm NOT fucking my brother.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr)
Omar's response slogan: I never fucked my brother. I merely serviced his goat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (vd8XM)
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Same difference.
Posted by: Mike Rendell at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
A key stakeholder on a tiger team that leveraged the challenges and opportunities of providing a best of breed product/service, ensuring increased client ROI!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
Okay, now it's just creepy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig)
They can subpoena anything they want, and then Trump can tell them to go pound sand, they ain't gettin' shit. And then they can go to a Court and try to make a case about getting a court order, and then no matter who wins it'll go to appeals court, where with motions and whatever they can argue about it for a year, and then after that whoever loses will appeal it to the SCOTUS, where they'll argue about it for another year.
So Nadler, if he's lucky, might get a decision on this in 2021 or 2022 sometime.
That is why it's idiotic for Nadler to try and take on Trump through the Court system.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm NOT fucking my brother.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr)
Now that I actually look at the painting, he looks like Dennis Leary in the nursing home.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Lizzy
And rumored to have a "cute tuchus"
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (vd8XM)
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Edit
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Better work on them GAINZ then, bruh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (AURKQ)
A key stakeholder on a tiger team that leveraged the challenges and opportunities of providing a best of breed product/service, ensuring increased client ROI!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (bDqIh)
You guys are good. Sounds just like the header on my company's website.
Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh)
There once was a lawyer so fine
His briefs were considered sublime
So give him a whirl
Plus he's got his own girl
So he won't have to court on your dime!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT)
Are silos good or bad? I forget
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u)
Bad. Like pyramids. Gotta invert them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (xSo9G)
Fuck it. Nuke them all. This is treason. Period. They all should die by hanging.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (kPMrr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (Rzloy)
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT)
Okay, now it's just creepy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig)
They can subpoena anything they want, and then Trump can tell them to go pound sand, they ain't gettin' shit. And then they can go to a Court and try to make a case about getting a court order, and then no matter who wins it'll go to appeals court, where with motions and whatever they can argue about it for a year, and then after that whoever loses will appeal it to the SCOTUS, where they'll argue about it for another year.
So Nadler, if he's lucky, might get a decision on this in 2021 or 2022 sometime.
That is why it's idiotic for Nadler to try and take on Trump through the Court system.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Unless Judge Macademia Nuts expedites it.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ)
And his tailors name
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM)
It's actually a joint collaboration between Fastenal and Coleman Outdoors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
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And Flex Seal
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (Zbbka)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa)
In the non-profit sector they put buzzword serum into the coffee. Kinda explains my sex life too.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (5I0ZI)
It's all about the fraud. Her clan figured out how easy it was to game the US, I'm betting if you investigated her family you'd find a bunch more grifters.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa)
In the non-profit sector they put buzzword serum into the coffee. Kinda explains my sex life too.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
I think the two primary ingredients in the serum are potassium nitrate and soy concentrate.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ)
Is he still on Fox News? Luckily I haven't seen him lately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Wp2lA)
Posted by: Bill Kristol
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One of the Dems at the Mueller hearing actually used that phrase.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (xSo9G)
I had the pleasure of working alongside an army of Anderson consultants at a previous job. It's like they had their own language.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (AURKQ)
I'll bet you don't believe that the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)
He said not at this time.. Fox and friends this morning.
And the insomniac referrals are cracking me up. Good thing I'm alone today.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (kG5hP)
* goes searching behind couch cushions *
At least I can heat the coffee on the gas stove.
And read Ace while the tablet and cell batteries hold out. What more does one need in life?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: Muad'dib
And brings in bakery on Fridays
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (vd8XM)
"Hey, she banged her brother and committed immigration fraud!"
"I never banged my brother!"
"Oh, well, then, never mind..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
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And Flex Seal
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (Zbbka)
Collaboration? Don't you mean.....COLLUSION?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (m79Dg)
Oh, obviously. Barr was literally saving him.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (DIcye)
It almost killed him.
And by which I mean I almost shot him because of his annoying gas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (bcbK8)
Let's Try That In Limerick Form, a limerick
Add Insomniac to your dominion
He knows his drug s, Colombian and Kenyan
He can work through the weeds
Stems, buds and seeds
He's always been high. In my opinion.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Who was phone guy at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ)
Is he still on Fox News? Luckily I haven't seen him lately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)
aka Eddie Munster.
Or is that Paul Ryan's nickname?
Geez, hard to keep track of all the nicknames for the lawless and backstabbers . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Flex Tape at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM)
...
He'd get blown out.
90% Dem district.
It'd be a complete waste of $$
Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM)
Also know as "Friday."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (8erNz)
Grift is the national industry in Somalia. And the only industry in Somalia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM
Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (axyOa)
I keep hearing how the housing market is slowing down....not where I am. It's getting beyond stupid now.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ)
Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (Rzloy)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 11:00 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: kallisto
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*ponders re-write of Goldilocks and the Three bears, where Goldilocks walks in to find the Three Bears have plundered her stuff. The difference is, Goldilocks is carrying an AR-10*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (xSo9G)
Would read.
Especially if Goldilocks is a sexy 25 year old in a short skirt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: That guy from "The Usual Suspects" at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (iB1oa)
I had the pleasure of working alongside an army of Anderson consultants at a previous job. It's like they had their own language.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (bDqIh)
Had a brief gig in management with the company I work for. I found the corporate mentality so disgusting that I asked for my old job back. It was a good decision.
Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg)
Right...
So that once the "BroFo" claims are debunked (funny though they may be), everything shall be forgotten and no one will give a rat's ass about the immigration fraud committed, and her outright illegitimacy as a United States Representative.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ)
Insomniac doesn't come cheap
But his vast store of knowledge runs deep
So hire him today
With competitive pay
He's worth it, the guy never sleeps!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)
"Don't ever sleep" might work better with the rhyme.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM
No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/)
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Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (G0vdT)
Today is another 29th birthday for AtC
Act accordingly
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u)
Happy Birthday Alex, if you're lurking!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto
As if The Zipper can read five different languages.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM
No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/)
Gotta mark your territory.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (NWiLs)
Insomniac doesn't come cheap
But his vast store of knowledge runs deep
So hire him today
With competitive pay
He's worth it, the guy never sleeps!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ)
Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg)
Methinks TFG also scammed the student loan program while at Oberlin/Columbia.
Which is another reason why his college records will never be released.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (CmURZ)
"Who cares about a blow job?"
"We don't. We care about abuse of power and perjury."
"WHY ARE YOU PRUDES SO HUNG UP ON SEX?"
*facepalm*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (AURKQ)
..
Now sit back and imagine what the msm would do if the GOP did same to Mooch.
Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (MAstk)
Come on man. Don't treat me like I'm a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM
No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM
That's probably better than hump their leg and then yell "Sponge!"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (DIcye)
Agree. I think Weissmann and others planned for Mueller to provide the soundbite about OLC for the evening news, but DOJ made sure it was corrected asap. Leiu was pissed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ)
Oh she married him, and that's where the immigration fraud comes into play. Whether or not they consummated it is just fun to talk about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ)
Not a legitimate citizen, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg)
Right...
Exactly.. "brother" has her real last name.. It is not Omar... She lived with said brother/husband and her real husband father of her kids at the same time...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (O2RFr)
Yesterday, Woodstock 50 announced that they had secured a new location for the festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, MD. After delayed ticket sales, floundering investors, and multiple permit denials, the festival landed the venue at the last minute, with less than one month from the August 16-18 event. But now, two of the festival's biggest acts-Jay-Z and John Fogerty-have both pulled out of the event amid its relocation to Maryland, the Associated Press reports.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig)
"just don't sleep" would also preserve the meter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg)
Dems/NT were already fucking that chicken when Mueller had to clean up his drool, which made it all the more fun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (ejd/p)
http://tinyurl.com/y6yy6whq
(Never seen in a Toys-R-Us, evar)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg)
Three little words that bring joy to my heart.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (TVVeW)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5)
Not only is he making sure Trump will destroy him, he is making Trump look sympathetic. Oh, impeachment vote failed last week, Mueller hearing failed, so now they -- get this -- want to harass Melania!
People are getting red-pilled by this. It's a slow process, and they won't be magically pro-Trump or become Republicans, but what the will be is: No more support for Democrats; I am done with these fools.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Flyover at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (B5K06)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg)
yet they are still running with that lie as is the media
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (O2RFr)
Go ahead and change the name to WannabeeStock.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)
And, I don't think Lindell's mean enough to call out Omar for her immigration, marriage, and tax fraud.
But I have no doubt the Strib would be running daily editorials about his past drug use.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5)
The ratio of likes to dislikes. Though I'm sure twitter has some gay way of measuring dislikes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig)
"just don't sleep" would also preserve the meter.
*******
Here I am slaving away in my cubicle and I'm constantly beset by mid-level management.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5)
When the number of flack in comments to the tweet outranges that of retweets.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5)
Despite not being a Twitter addict myself, I have heard ratioing is when the replies exceed the likes, or something like that, implying general unpopularity.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg)
yet they are still running with that lie as is the media
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (O2RFr)
AP was running with it all day Wednesday, even after Mueller's retraction, without mentioning the retraction. It's infuriating.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (TVVeW)
IOW, Fyre Festival 2.0
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK
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It's the number of comments as compared to likes/retweets.
Generally, people tend to reply more when they don't like what you said.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (CPk08)
Reminder...
Today is another 29th birthday for AtC
Act accordingly
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u)
Can't be. It's summer, the days aren't short enough.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Flyover
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Dude's got a head of hair too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (xSo9G)
*sobs*
*runs into bedroom, slamming door*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)
..
Correct.
So if a tweet gets 5k comments but is only retweeted 50 times that's being ratioed.
Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: That Movie Voiceover Guy at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (YmfOS)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (TVVeW)
kind of, but who pays attention to AP anymore? Besides progs and never Trumpers? They just preach to the choir, and make themselves more irrelevant every day.
nothing they print any more matters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/)
Oh My...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CN at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ)
The ones that have done the investigative reporting have never gone done the salacious road about incest. It has always been about fraud. The "bro-fo" stuff was just commenters on the internet, that I saw. I completelyunderstand the lack of confidence in the DOJ to pursue this, but I don't think it will be bc there wasn't incest involved. Immigration, tax, student loan, and, possibly, housing fraud are obvious, no incest needed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (kkVtg)
But I have no doubt the Strib would be running daily editorials about his past drug use.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (AzW6q)
I guarantee you the media will slam him for being an out and proud Christian.
It wouldn't surprise me for the silly scrunt to demand he cover his cross necklace up before she'll agree to a debate.
Because it triggers her.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (FiUMj)
Here I am slaving away in my cubicle and I'm constantly beset by mid-level management.
Posted by: Muldoon
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It's the people from Marketing, usually.
"Can you tell me what it is that we actually produce?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh)
Some people might never be able to support a Republican due to decades of ingrained political tribalism, but they might still realize the Democrats have become toxic and can't ever be allowed to govern again. If this happens to enough people, a new party will replace the Dems.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (J+mig)
Eject them all.
I hate to have to think that it's probably true of a whole lot of the Somali 'refugee' community.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 11:14 AM (fEfyF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)
Round man bad.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (88+cf)
LOL. That's great. #RoundManBad
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:16 AM (kkVtg)
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