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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Mother Holding Her Child In A Doorway
Adriaen van Ostade
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2019 09:32 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2019 09:33 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 09:33 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 09:33 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at July 25, 2019 09:33 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 09:33 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 09:34 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Woman in Doorway at July 25, 2019 09:35 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 09:36 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 25, 2019 09:36 AM (4sIgc)
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 09:36 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 09:37 AM (K0yCt)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:37 AM (uLuPn)
The title, Mother Holder Her Child in a Doorway, draws the eye to the central figures of a mother holding a child in the doorway.
In the doorway the child, being held by his mother, looks back out at the viewer with the sure knowledge that the viewer, in turn, is seeing a mother holding her child in a doorway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2019 09:37 AM (fuK7c)
So you're saying Hans has the Innsmouth Look?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 09:37 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Frantic SJW at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 25, 2019 09:39 AM (b4mxU)
Posted by: Frantic SJW at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Viking River Cruise
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:39 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (nGRtn)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (YkEgi)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (sLicW)
Hans
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (K0yCt)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (nL/5T)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JROD at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (TJnH8)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (uLuPn)
Northern Ireland can go ahead and unify with the rest of Ireland, and cease being a money pit for the British.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:42 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: spindrift at July 25, 2019 09:42 AM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:42 AM (FiUMj)
What is inside your purview?
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (uLuPn)
Don't tell Maddow...she thought yesterday went great.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (nGRtn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:42 AM (FiUMj)
What is inside your purview?
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (uLuPn)
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Could you repeat the question?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)
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Ummm, shedding Scotland, N Ireland makes Labor a very minority party within England. This is how you make England Great Again. Imagine what they can do without the dead weight?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Odin at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: klaftern at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (nL/5T)
I think you need to consult some pretentious, yet bafflingly stupid, blather from those who fancy themselves art critics before you make up your mind about that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)
You have to read your report to know what's in it.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (hYUjK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (icWIe)
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Out of The Mouths of Babes - a limerick
Let me give you some advice, dear Mummy
You shouldn't have your hand across my tummy
Your timing is improving
But your lips are still moving.
(And to think, they call ME the dummy!)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: the broom handle at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (sZRzw)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:41 AM (uLuPn)
I have noticed that on some other sites. That's the best sign of what a disaster yesterday was - today was planned to be the day that all of the dem's MSM allies were going to do a full court press for impeachment - and now, it's "look at the mating habits of the 17 year locust, isn't that interesting?"
The best part is that Pelosi's house has *no* plans to do anything at all for the next 16 months. They went "all-in" on Get Trump, and now they've gone bust.
Oh, they've already tried subpoena's for more people and more documents, but those have been kicked into the Court system, and now Trump is going to school them on how easy it is for a determined opponent to get things tied up for 2 - 3 years. So, dem's have a lot of wonderful cases that might get resolved by 2021 or 2022, good luck with that!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (V2Yro)
Imaginative title.
Posted by: spindrift
It beat out "Clueless"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:46 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 09:46 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 09:46 AM (mYj3l)
Julie Kelly was on a local radio station this morning. She ripped into the cuck brigade of French, Goldberg and Kristol. The host who was an NR fan boy
but who has enough of them too has turned his fire on them as well. Now if only that station would get rid of that mental illness former congressman Joe Walsh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)
I agree, which is why I think it's a real possibility.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (Cus5s)
The best part is that Pelosi's house has *no* plans to do anything at all for the next 16 months. They went "all-in" on Get Trump, and now they've gone bust.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (V2Yro)
I tell my kids, you always need to have a Plan B.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (V2Yro)
Most scots nowadays think the UK Labor party is right-wing.
Split 'em up, already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:43 AM (Ct55T)
It has a tree and a cottage, so art.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, what a day for an auto-da-fe at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (nGRtn)
You moron jokesters almost owe me a new laptop. And you will be getting a dry cleaning bill. Jerks!
Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (hYUjK)
Posted by: King of the Root Cellar at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Ahoy Morning Mateys at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (wx6iv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (kw5n
He's really gone batshit.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (cF8AT)
Root Vegetables, 50 Cents"
Posted by: King of the Root Cellar at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (bbLrU)
"I'll take that turnip over there."
"That's my baby!"
"Oh. Nevermind, then."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (Ct55T)
Split 'em up, already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
Yeah, but only when they're sober.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (uLuPn)
381
Yeah, never happen, but a cylon can dream...
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, what a day for an auto-da-fe at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM (AM1GF)
Is the ending where all the Dem Politicians throw themselves off Trump Towers then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: 007 at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (bbLrU)
"Mueller just showed why impeachment proceedings should begin soon"
LOL
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Pro tip:
Hold hearings first, THEN impeachment vote.
NOT the other way around. And pray both don't go down in flames.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 09:50 AM (mYj3l)
Like other Dutch paintings of that period, it suggests, at least to me, a story that could derive from the scene.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2019 09:50 AM (bmdz3)
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Great Time for Trump to pitch a Hack Proof Election System to Save Democracy from Putin to the Country.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 09:50 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)
I'm glad ace is hitting Caruso in the sidebar. I mean, it's low hanging fruit, don't get me wrong - the man is basically a clothed babboon... But he's a particularly hostile, pernicious SOB, as well, deserving all the scorn he gets and more.
Also - the fact that he is a "respected" member in good standing of NT is telling. He can barely string a sentence together. He might be worse even than Rothman.
These people have no standards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (oVJmc)
She walked around with a sixgun on her hip, and when she saw a baby said "DRAW Baby !"
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (arJlL)
"Mueller just showed why impeachment proceedings should begin soon"
LOL
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
They probably had this written before yesterday, and had no back-up in case thing's didn't turn out the way they hoped.
Which is the same reason Hillary had no concession speech on November 9, 2016
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)
I'd rather have a turnip.
Posted by: The Dingo at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)
Even dingos have standards.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2019 09:53 AM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (O8WFE)
~~~~~
They ARE the roof.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2019 09:53 AM (sGotD)
The sidebar article about youth not being able to think is CORRECT.
I feel it myself! my kids openly talk about it. They are of the age where they are AWARE of their brains ...changing. And not for the better!
It's actually frightening.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 25, 2019 09:53 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Holland Chamber of Commerce at July 25, 2019 09:54 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (cF8AT)
Did you listen to Walsh yesterday? Mueller is a great American and patriot. Every American should thank him for what he did. Trump is corrupt, dishonest and unpatriotic. What the Republicans tried to do to Mueller was ugly and disgusting. He's gone full Rachel Maddow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 09:54 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2019 09:52 AM (oVJmc)
Did she & Donnie ever tie the knot?
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:54 AM (uLuPn)
I will give you two guilders for that one. Does she have any older (slightly older!) sisters?
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 25, 2019 09:54 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2019 09:55 AM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 09:55 AM (O8WFE)
I feel it myself! my kids openly talk about it. They are of the age where they are AWARE of their brains ...changing. And not for the better!
It's actually frightening.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Hell, I feel it myself. Of course I've been immersed in the Internet for decades, so I've been marinating longer than most, which doesn't help. And I've been on record as saying "smartphones make us stupid".
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, what a day for an auto-da-fe at July 25, 2019 09:55 AM (AM1GF)
********
Close, but no, that's wrong. The correct answer is Col. Mustard, in the conservatory with the candlestick.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 09:56 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 25, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
"Trump not exonerated, says Mueller"
That was their takeaway from that shit-show.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 25, 2019 09:56 AM (uGHnY)
These people have no standards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 09:51 AM (5aX2M)
He reminds me of that item in the Morning Report - people who are on twitter all their time have had their minds destroyed, they can't even understand simple English sentences.
And the MSM is packed full of supposedly "smart" writers who are total incompetents and hacks - they regurgitate their emo impressions in the most nauseatingly sycophantic way possible, and think that makes them Important Writers. Their entire lives and personas revolve around lying to the public, lying to their employers, and lying to themselves. What sad, miserable, worthless lives they lead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muldoon
So, Colonel Mustard is a TRAP !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM
When planning, even better is to remember PACE:
Primary
Alternative
Contingency
Exigency
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (+Ib20)
23 OMG! Is that an open window on a cruise ship?
Posted by: Frantic SJW at July 25, 2019 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
The Horde does not disappoint!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (bmdz3)
It's so confusing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jay Caruso, Super-Genius at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
She'd have to come over and fix that crap while wearing a French maid outfit for me to buy it again.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (mYj3l)
to do anything at all for the next 16 months. They went "all-in" on Get
Trump, and now they've gone bust.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:45 AM
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In fairness to the dems, they still have orangemandbad and racist.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bette Midler, Black Pete is Dutch! at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jim H at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (B18jF)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (uLuPn)
You got something against tiny little tie-died t-shirts?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:59 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM
That's better than being taught there's only a Plan A, and if it doesn't work you're a failure.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB
But don't they let in bugs and birds and harpies ?
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 09:59 AM (arJlL)
Well, I have been busy IRL, too.
Time to sip covfefe and enjoy the company.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 09:59 AM (B5K06)
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2019 10:00 AM (OyyDO)
Maybe Haman in the story of Esther comes close.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM
That's better than being taught there's only a Plan A, and if it doesn't work
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:00 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 25, 2019 09:40 AM (nL/5T)
I think you need to consult some pretentious, yet bafflingly stupid, blather from those who fancy themselves art critics before you make up your mind about that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Gabby Johnson is right!! :-)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 25, 2019 10:01 AM (nL/5T)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
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I, very hesitantly, refer you to the lyrics for 'Bringing Home the Bacon', Procol Harum
Bringing home the bacon,
tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling,
slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:01 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:02 AM (2LelM)
WHOA !
Okay, if that's the case, she can STILL have a bite of my sammich.
Doesn't look like she could take a big bite anyhow.
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:03 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:03 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)
78 Humphrey Bogart's mom was excellent at drawing babies.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (nGRtn)
It always was all fun and games until the quartering got underway.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:03 AM (pNxlR)
They have been pretty quiet the last couple of days.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Uh, have you ever been to Denmark? I felt like a midget the entire time that I was there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:05 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2019 10:05 AM (1Yy3c)
No that was on Simon's first solo album. This picture is from when he was still with Garfunkel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (Ct55T)
"Just think, legless baby. If Pa gets his Christmas bonus this year we can buy the top half of this door!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
They have been pretty quiet the last couple of days.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (uLuPn)
I think Pelosi must have read them the Riot Act. Of course, they just called her a racist bitch, but then she said "No, more opportunities to skim for you!" and they shut up. For a while.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert's coffee at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs)
Split 'em up, already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Even though I'm part Scot, it will be interesting to see them turn into Venezuela. On the plus side, given the Scottish Enlightenment, we know the Scots can be taught.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (T6t7i)
Whether she will continue her United Nations Goodwill Ambassadorship is unknown at this time.
Posted by: Moron News Service at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (dvDWS)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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I'm thinking they were all about Vestal Virgins.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (xSo9G)
There was usually a screen door on the outside to keep out the bugs and such while the door opened inwards. Fortunately, the harpies were busy in big cities and left small town New England alone back then. Later they moved out of Boston and New York and fucked up the neighborhood.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (bmdz3)
What role did Boris Johnson take on in Blazing Saddles, again?
Was he the guy who came to beg Sheriff Bart to arrest Mongo?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:07 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:07 AM (9iLHi)
Huh. Yeah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)
Sen. Kamala Harris (D) Job Approval:
Approve 45%
Disapprove 34%
@QuinnipiacPoll 7/10-15
Posted by: HA at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (MAstk)
Uh, have you ever been to Denmark? I felt like a midget the entire time that I was there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
The Danes are tall, but the Dutch take the crown.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 09:54 AM (kw5n
No, I don't listen to him. His twitter spew is enough for me.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddin Head
The short ones always drowned during the many floods. Over eons, natural selection resulted in taller people.
Posted by: Chucky Darwin, smoking dope at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:04 AM (CDGwz)
Yeah, there are some tall Scandis. Some tall Slavs, too. Here's where we'd hear from Uncle Palp, if he was still here.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (Ct55T)
LOL.
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
They have been pretty quiet the last couple of days.
Posted by: ALH
Haven't heard a peep from them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (mYj3l)
Was he the guy who came to beg Sheriff Bart to arrest Mongo?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Now I'm picturing Alex Karras punching the horse in the mouth !
LOL !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (V2Yro)
They made a bad bet in 2016 and just keep lining their nests with further layers of shit. Fuck those losers. They can't be humiliated enough.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (y7DUB)
From the looks of things the master of that house was laying on the ugly stick often, and with much gusto.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Muldoon
So, Colonel Mustard is a TRAP !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 09:57 AM (arJlL)
...so I said "that's not a candlestick, that's my wife!!!"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: klaftern at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (RuIsu)
** ****
Best way to fill an inside straight.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Chucky Darwin, smoking dope
This also explains their abnormally large thumbs.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)
Paul Simon: Hey Carrie, what kind of camera do you have?
(voice from other room): "You know I have a Nikkon camera. I love to take photographs."
Paul: "Nikkon, check. What kind of film's in it?"
(voice from other room): "I use Kodachrome for the nice bright colors."
Paul (rubs hands together gleefully) "Hellooooo next number one hit!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:10 AM (O8WFE)
This also explains their abnormally large thumbs.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)
Is that an indicator of other large body parts?
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:10 AM (uLuPn)
Maybe Haman in the story of Esther comes close.
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I am thinking more of Absalom's uprising, when the partisan of King David inserted himself into Absalom's council, became his new best friend, and gave him "bad counsel" as the ancients would say. Impeachment is deader than Absalom, the Democrats have no long-term strategy or policy, and Trump's chances next year are looking pretty damn good.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (nGRtn)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)
Huh... he slipped away when I wasn't looking.... did he flounce, or fade???
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)
Is that an indicator of other large body parts?
Posted by: ALH
Yep.
Large thumbnails !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (arJlL)
169 I know it's not nice to say a baby is ugly, but that baby is ugly.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (kG5hP)
No, sometimes you just gotta tell the truth, no matter how hurtful it sounds.
For example, "All transpeople are mentally ill and should be treated as such."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (0FreZ)
146The Dutch are the tallest people in Europe. Stuff to keep in mind with all those low header doors.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Uh, have you ever been to Denmark? I felt like a midget the entire time that I was there.
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No. But at 6'5" I doubt I would have any problem there. Seems I've got a good dose of Dutch in my bloodline.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:12 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Dutch women at July 25, 2019 10:12 AM (T6t7i)
Joe Biden tears into Cory Booker and criticizes Kamala D. Harris as well in a shift to aggressively counter his challengers
-
Joe says that Testosterone Cory is lying when he says he's softer on crime than Joe and that Kama-umama is lying when she says she'll give us free healthcare without raising taxes and that he'll raise taxes sky high.
Link to WaPo:
https://wapo.st/2ZbVHVM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2019 10:11 AM (nGRtn)
Karen Black... she of the strange eyes.... have not thought of her in many moons.....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:12 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)
He's gone completely off the rails. Mr. Super Duper TEA Party conservative actually said that Trump is worse than Obama. Yesterday he said that Barry wanted to go public with the Russian election interference months before the election but Mitch McConnell shot him down because McConnell knew the Russians would help Trump win.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (JUOKG)
@TheRealDonaldTrump
I hear that bug eyed, pencil neck is in Moscow. I wonder if he's colluding?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: The Golden Scapweasel. at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM
It's a finger, not a thumb.
Posted by: The Dike at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (dvDWS)
But, yeah, you all are funny as heck.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (pNkYU)
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (bmdz3)
I hear that bug eyed, pencil neck is in Moscow. I wonder if he's colluding?
LOL!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:14 AM (O8WFE)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I bet she's thinking as she watches her older children catch the school bus...if only I had learned to code.
Goes looking for coffee.
Ok. Kinda silly but I'm not awake yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 10:14 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (kw5n
Did you call in and yell "YOU LIE!"?
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:14 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2019 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Albino chimp. Don't get near its cage.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg)
Goes looking for coffee.
Ok. Kinda silly but I'm not awake yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 10:14 AM (axyOa)
Thread Winner!
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:15 AM (uLuPn)
I was too busy looking at blondes with pointy sweaters to notice.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM
It's a finger, not a thumb.
Posted by: The Dike
Stick it. Stick it!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:15 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at July 25, 2019 10:15 AM (FYqfs)
165 After yesterday's disaster, schiff is falling back on the hotel deal that Trump was working on for Moscow. Apparently he is going to re-investigate that because it proves Trump is a treasonous liar or something.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2019 10:08 AM (JUOKG)
He's paying particular attention to the deal's clauses dealing with bed linens' turn down services and the mints contracted to be put on pillows. Those mints are ... suspicious, to say the least.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: gadzooks mike at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (UouNq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (kw5n
I can only imagine what his show is like these days.
I swore off TV and Talk Radio many years ago. WHEN I listened to Walsh, alllllll he did was repeat the same ten words over and over again. Never made his point. And if he happened to make a point at all, it was so far afield it wasn't even in the Midwest any more.
Just before i quit listening to the TR idiots, the only one I could listen to was Rush.
Life is much more serene -and interesting - without the media.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (B5K06)
210 So tallness.... evolutionary advantage, or disadvantage???
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Mixed bag - Yuge Schwantz but die of circulatory problems.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (2LelM)
This is my shocked face.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (O8WFE)
Karen Black... she of the strange eyes.... have not thought of her in many moons.....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:12 AM (zpssj)
I liked her in Invasion From Mars. Fun flick.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (Fs5vw)
I hear that bug eyed, pencil neck is in Moscow. I wonder if he's colluding?
***
Interviewing hookers and learning pee techniques.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (zpssj)
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I do believe Kodachrome refers to the power of memory and its modern abuse and substitution thereof. It's been quite the relevant song in the past decade.... I still quote "Have a Good Time" on my birthday. Though you gotta wonder sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRGERzdOLk
Posted by: exdem13 at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 10:13 AM (kw5n
Apparently, there's lots of financial opportunity for OrangeManBad "conservatives". Just ask the soy boys at the Bullshit.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (m79Dg)
'Tis a pity 3 Dog Night changed the lyrics for their incipient hit, Never Been to Denmark.
Oh, I've never been to Denmark,
But I kind of like their Legos.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (pNxlR)
He needs a closer look at those micturating prostitutes.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (bbLrU)
210 So tallness.... evolutionary advantage, or disadvantage???
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Mixed bag - Yuge Schwantz but die of circulatory problems.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (2LelM)
Overrated. The world is designed in China and Japan for short people. You hit your head on *everything*
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Charlie McCarthy at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (0FreZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Less so if the average age of death is well beyond the reproductive years.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (T6t7i)
I swore off TV and Talk Radio many years ago. WHEN I listened to Walsh, alllllll he did was repeat the same ten words over and over again. Never made his point. And if he happened to make a point at all, it was so far afield it wasn't even in the Midwest any more.
Just before i quit listening to the TR idiots, the only one I could listen to was Rush.
Life is much more serene -and interesting - without the media.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (B5K06)
But yet, here you are.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn)
I know this won't be popular, but her face was a disaster. A definite Butterface.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
1. Where's Brennan ? Is it possible Barr flipped him ?
2. Did Assange confirm in recent deposition release that Seth Rich was mole in DNC ?
Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (Hw4bz)
Depends.
Does evolution require I be able to drive Italian Sportscars?
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2019 09:50 AM (bmdz3)
Agree with you, i saw the same things. Love the ivy on the house, too.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 10:20 AM (B5K06)
The so called "Asian cut" in clothing - shirts that are just too d*** short.
but the same price.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:20 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:20 AM (88+cf)
Yep.... " In the City" his best solo...
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (zpssj)
It's a finger, not a thumb.
Posted by: The Dike
********
We'll, since you brought it up...from the archives:
A Dutchman named "Amsterdam Mike
Had a row with his wife, and such-like
She.came home to discover
He had stolen her lover
She caught him with his finger in the dyke!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (Fs5vw)
This isn't "the media".
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (B5K06)
https://bit.ly/32Qwwu3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Overrated. The world is designed in China and Japan for short people. You hit your head on *everything*
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (J+mig)
Eat brain damage tall people!
-Asians everywhere
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (bbLrU)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (zpssj)
Depends on the environment.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Have to admit it's pretty cool.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (gYKMg)
https://bit.ly/32Qwwu3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Debunking a parody..... world class stupid, that is....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (zpssj)
*recalls some flick where she wore a reeeeealy unbuttoned shirt...*
What face?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Robert Mueller talking into a Banana at July 25, 2019 10:23 AM (bbLrU)
I can only imagine what his show is like these days.
I swore off TV and Talk Radio many years ago. WHEN I listened to Walsh, alllllll he did was repeat the same ten words over and over again. Never made his point.
Very early on in the Trump presidency Walsh started having the vapors over Trump calling out the FBI. He's a law enforcement fan boy regardless of how bad they may be. Then he went to good Trump bad Trump. Then he hit Ralph Peters level ravings and now he's gone full Rachel Maddow with his lunacy. BUT he's still a super duper conservative and Trump supporters are the ones who have gone over to the other side. He's so pure and honest about everything
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2019 10:23 AM (kw5n8)
242 I just read about an app that can take your portrait photo and turn it into a facsimile of a 16th century portrait painting.
Have to admit it's pretty cool.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (TTp7P)
Don't use it! It is a front for the Pennsylvania Dutch to steal your identity and soul!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:20 AM (88+cf)
Yep.... " In the City" his best solo...
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:21 AM (zpssj)
That was the album my friend put on after he picked me up at the OKC airport just getting home from Vietnam. Good memories with that album.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:24 AM (Fs5vw)
242 I just read about an app that can take your portrait photo and turn it into a facsimile of a 16th century portrait painting.
Have to admit it's pretty cool.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (TTp7P)
Don't use it! It is a front for the Pennsylvania Dutch to steal your identity and soul!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
That's how they make scrapple.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:16 AM (zpssj)
Depends on the environment.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Like being tall in the desert, or in the Arctic.... as opposed to an Avatar like environment.... I get it...
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:24 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: I Need a Dictionary! at July 25, 2019 10:24 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn)
I know this won't be popular, but her face was a disaster. A definite Butterface.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Trilogy of Terror with that fucking knife wielding tribal doll.
I was 13 when that movie came out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:49 AM (Ct55T)
Yeah, no starch at all in babies. Just fat and protein.
That won't keep you full all day working in the fields of the dirt farm.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (pNkYU)
I listened to NPR on my morning drive. They didn't totally ignore it but it was a far cry from Tuesday's wall-to-wall, all Mueller, all the time coverage.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (7amiX)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn)
I know this won't be popular, but her face was a disaster. A definite Butterface.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
She was best in Triology of Terror. That little cannibal doll was freaky.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (TTp7P)
Wow.
It's sort of like finding out that your economics professor can't count.
That was AOC's economics professor, obviously.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:22 AM (bbLrU)
Love that Bolero riff.....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (zpssj)
*******
But you can get them half off
Posted by: Muldoon
And half on...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (mYj3l)
Somebody took a photograph of a brawl in the Ukrainian Parliament and turned it into a Renaissance painting.
https://tinyurl.com/y4y99kdy
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
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Depends on what part of the African continent you hail from, in other words are you a Watusi or a Pygmy.
Eskimos are short and squat, helps to conserve heat. The Watusi are tall and thin, more skin area to perspire and cool the body.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)
I looked up "making scrapple" in the Amish Urban Dictionary and now I wish I hadn't.
Hey what's this one, I wonder what "doing it buggy-style" means?
brb
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (O8WFE)
I was assured that Marines were blood thirsty gun nuts who loved to kill brown people.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 25, 2019 09:58 AM (FiUMj)
Actually, most Marines I know are beer drinkers....
Posted by: Jack Ryan on the witness stand at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (veoSD)
The so called "Asian cut" in clothing - shirts that are just too d*** short.
but the same price.
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Standard sizes made by Asian sweatshops don't always fit those of us of regular build either. I want the cyberpunk-era print-your-own-clothes machines. WHo cares if they wear out soon, at least they'll fit and be in the preferred colors.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 25, 2019 10:27 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: micky at July 25, 2019 10:27 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: K. Harris at July 25, 2019 10:27 AM (AMIL/)
That's very interesting, Kris. I didn't know that about art. It's fitting IMO, that with Christ's life representing a physical birth and and a somewhat spiritual rebirth, it should be something positive even though it's filled with other things that aren't quite joyful. Such is life.
It's all in an individual's attitude. Thus is the "good fight" to always look for the positives in everything, which isn't easy to do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 25, 2019 10:27 AM (HaL55)
That's how they make scrapple.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
Oh, shit, now you've done it!
Marauding gangs in horse drawn buggies will be terrorizing Central PA this night, you mark my words!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2019 10:28 AM (v4v6L)
I was 13 when that movie came out.
Posted by: rickb223
258 She was best in Triology of Terror. That little cannibal doll was freaky.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Horde mind is alive and well.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:28 AM (mYj3l)
Previously, the MuleDeer thingy was on each of the local newz (one even had a 3 part bit)
Today, scrolled thru the same newz this AM...
Nada. Nothing. Not a single word.
I laughed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2019 10:28 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD)
Depends on what part of the African continent you hail from, in other words are you a Watusi or a Pygmy.
Eskimos are short and squat, helps to conserve heat. The Watusi are tall and thin, more skin area to perspire and cool the body.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (gYKMg)
Why are nords and germans tall and Italians and gauls short then?
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (EaXQR)
She was best in Triology of Terror. That little cannibal doll was freaky.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (TTp7P)
That's a well-done filmed short story that's held up very well over time.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Jack Ryan on the witness stand at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (veoSD)
And from the latest news, SEALs are coke heads.
So sad . The military is my last bastion of hope and they're trying to take that away too.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (TTp7P)
Pasty Joe 'Not going to be as polite' at next debate...
So ... what, he'll be that baggage handling gorilla from the old Samsonite commercial?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (uLuPn)
It's sort of like finding out that your economics professor can't count.
That was AOC's economics professor, obviously.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD)
He obviously taught her well, because she can't count either. Of course, he could have been an it. Or a xir.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (m79Dg)
Don't open the box, Karen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChmTTCEw0o
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (jyVW0)
Eskimos are short and squat, helps to conserve heat. The Watusi are tall and thin, more skin area to perspire and cool the body.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (gYKMg)
Body shape is often influenced by terrain, too.
Plains people tend to be wiry, mountain people tend to be hefty.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (J+mig)
_____
Yeah and?
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 10:29 AM (EaXQR)
Selective breeding.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: CN
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In spite of the Horde's proclivity for cheap shots, yeah, it's a nice domestic scene. Mother and child, secure, and well cared for.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (xSo9G)
Wow.
It's sort of like finding out that your economics professor can't count.
That was AOC's economics professor, obviously.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD)
He obviously taught her well, because she can't count either. Of course, he could have been an it. Or a xir.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (m79Dg)
Does anyone doubt that she passed her econ classes by totally banging the professor?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (veoSD)
brb
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:26 AM (O8WFE)
That's when you put the horse in front.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (TTp7P)
Of course, a prosecutor never exonerates. So that first one is total rhetorical bullshit. But the second one mystifies me. I guess there was some very small Russian Facebook advertising and Russian internet trolls are always a factor, but what evidence did Mueller adduce proving the last part? I thought the Mueller report concluded there was no collusion by any single Trump campaign person with Russia.
Schiff is a liar and an anti-American piece of shit, I realize, but he has to be called out when he lies so blatantly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Mueller should be in a home at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (zpssj)
It's an interesting little study of how many things that were commonly negative were turned positive by Christianity...
Crucifixion or execution for treason in general
The Golden Rule
Images of Mothers and Children
Just off the top of my head.
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (J+mig)
*looks at Wisconsin* *looks at people from Wisconsin*
does not match
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
I'm just spitballing here, but I'd lay even money that that baby stayed up late.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 25, 2019 10:31 AM (FiUMj)
Can't listen to you, either.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (B5K06)
Diet?
Although I may have to dispute your contention that Germans are tall. The ones I've seen are rather average sized and stocky, barrel-chested. The French and Italians don't look particularly short.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
"And i took cover and hid, so i couldn't see anything after that, officer."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2019 09:47 AM (V2Yro)
Most scots nowadays think the UK Labor party is right-wing.
Split 'em up, already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
Aren't almost all of the Scottish MPs SNP? Labor took a shellacking in the last elections for Westminster that I remember. As in every Labour MP except one from north of Hadrian's wall was sent home.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Dutch guy at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (TTp7P)
It's based on the Trump Tower meeting and Don Jr. saying he'd "love" some dirt on Hillary.
Because nobody else has ever done oppo research, ever.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Robert Reich at July 25, 2019 10:34 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 10:34 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (BmxiN)
That was AOC's economics professor, obviously.
Posted by: SMOD
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True story. Mrs. H worked for a bank. The Chairman of the County Commission came in to cash a check. He handed the teller his checkbook, and asked her to note/subtract the check amount from his balance because, "I'm no good at that".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (xSo9G)
309 Why do *I* always have to crawl in and get the badger?
Posted by: Robert Reich at July 25, 2019 10:34 AM (xSo9G)
Because you are already a short, hot mess?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (pNxlR)
Buffalo charges tourists throwing nine year old girl into the air. (Girl is OK).
https://bit.ly/2GrXw9O
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)
I'm talking about evolutionary timelines and basic body structures, not the modern phenomenon of hyperobese city dwellers.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (BmxiN)
Being short isn't great at all, if you're a guy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (BmxiN)
Lot of joint pain... back trouble??
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM (BmxiN)
But if you were tall, would they still be tall women?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (sLicW)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (uLuPn)
Remember? He did reclassify it, and then he gave all of that to Barr to let Barr release them.
We'll never see that report either.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:37 AM (Fs5vw)
That might be kind of fun. How much do they charge?
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:33 AM (O8WFE)
****
What was it Palin's husband counted one day??? 30 reporters going through their garbage?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 10:37 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 10:38 AM (JgA4k)
That might be kind of fun. How much do they charge?
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)
Cash or credit only, no personal checks.
Leave the Bouncing to Us (tm)
Posted by: Great Lakes Trampoline and Barbecue Emporium at July 25, 2019 10:38 AM (Ct55T)
Somebody get these people a speech coach to help them a) slow down, b) use common words, not House jargon, c) overcome speech glitches like lisping, weird pronunciation, etc. that they are not even aware of, and d) HAVE A PLAN about what THEY want to communicate, not just respond to the dipshit questions they are asked!
Also, take the Colorado Rep who asked THREE times if Mueller thought Trump COULD (theoretically) be indicted after leaving office... take him out back and shoot the fucker, because CNN obviously paid him off, and if not he's a fucking waste of food and oxygen anyway!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 25, 2019 10:38 AM (bTcQt)
****
But she wasn't worth the $10 bucks the Buffalo charged.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2019 10:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 25, 2019 10:36 AM (J+mig)
We grow sturdy rural farm girls around here. Half of them look like Dick Butkus.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
Reminds me of the joke of the Marine who was part of an exchange program with Airborne . He was in the bathroom throwing up because he was nervous because he was supposed to jump out of a plane for first time today. Two paratroopers came in and teased him.
'I thought you Marines were tough. And here you are like a little baby scared to parachute out of a plane. '
The Marine looked at them totally relieved ' we get to use a parachute? '
Posted by: Dutch guy at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (lwiT4)
With or without the mustache?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
210 So tallness.... evolutionary advantage, or disadvantage???
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Mixed bag - Yuge Schwantz but die of circulatory problems.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:17 AM (2LelM)
Overrated. The world is designed in China and Japan for short people. You hit your head on *everything*
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Sit in a public school chair at 6'5" and you've known this all your life.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:30 AM (uLuPn)
Remember? He did reclassify it, and then he gave all of that to Barr to let Barr release them.
We'll never see that report either.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:37 AM (Fs5vw)
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Which reminds me, have Brennan or Clapper been heard from lately. Seems like they've gone really quite.
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2019 10:40 AM (G0vdT)
should be a simple variant of silly string. surprised it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 10:40 AM (sGtp+)
WTEverlovinFuk?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 10:40 AM (AfOD4)
Jeffery Epstein found nearly unconscious in his cell, possible suicde attempt.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2019 10:41 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: This is CNN at July 25, 2019 10:41 AM (QSWsm)
Posted by: Robert Reich
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I can explain this.
Posted by: Randy Newman at July 25, 2019 10:41 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
They're mostly blonde, so it just looks like peach fuzz.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
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When dealing with ground combat at close ranges there really is no need for smart. Big Ballz is what wins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (m45I2)
What?
I though 1/2 Chocolate Jesus told Vladimir to 'Knock it Off.'?
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (bbLrU)
BBL, perhaps for the ape thread.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)
Not according to Sun Tsu.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (AfOD4)
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
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When dealing with ground combat at close ranges there really is no need for smart. Big Ballz is what wins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Being large in combat could be problematic ???
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Dang, Buffalo's changed since I lived there. At least they have a tourism industry.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (O8WFE)
Not according to Sun Tsu.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (AfOD4)
Sun Tzu is a pimp. He could have never outfought Nurhaci.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (AURKQ)
that makes no sense. seems like being short would just make the set of tall women larger.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (sGtp+)
To be fair that image has come to my mind with no painting involved at all.
Posted by: Big V at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (xV6Pj)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (lwiT4)
What?
I though 1/2 Chocolate Jesus told Vladimir to 'Knock it Off.'?
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Not one word about the Mexicans, Salvadorans, Guatemalans, Chinese, and Manhattanites.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Being large in combat could be problematic ???
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (zpssj)
Elephantiasis would get you medically disqualified.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)
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Don't ever change, Berserker.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)
Oh for cripes sake.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (lwiT4)
Shhhh... let 'em roll with it.
If all the women who think America is bad for women to live in simply leave, think of how much better America would be!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
The son of the inbred lord of the manor has impregnated a servant girl. To avoid scandal, the family forces her and her mutant offspring (easily recognizable as the spawn of their scion) to live in the stable, out of sight of any visitors.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (Mwhx2)
BREAKING: US government will resume executions after 16-year pause.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT
Anyone I know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (p0A33)
345 339 305 301 Marines are good fighters but as a whole aren't too bright.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:32 AM (Fs5vw)
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When dealing with ground combat at close ranges there really is no need for smart. Big Ballz is what wins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Being large in combat could be problematic ???
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Yes. That's why you want to be an officer of a lot of short dumb guys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (AfOD4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
I'm not sure if I should blame the artist or blame Darwin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
They can go to some place more progressive and woman-friendly, like Somalia, Uganda, or even Malmo, Sweden.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
BREAKING: US government will resume executions after 16-year pause.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT
Anyone I know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (p0A33)
Can we nominate people? I have a list...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (Mwhx2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM
At a towering 5'6", I can confirm that it has its disadvantages.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (ejd/p)
I think we can see now the hatred was driven by racism!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (kwuLM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (TTp7P)
Oh for cripes sake.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:44 AM (lwiT4)
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We should negotiate a trade with Ukraine to make our native women happy (and males as well).
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (2LelM)
My Pillow's Mike Lindell may run against Omar in Minnesota
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
The Pillow vs. The Pillowcase
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (qNdiu)
Oh for cripes sake.
Posted by: grammie winger
Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are in the top 10 of the best countries to be a woman in.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn)
I know this won't be popular, but her face was a disaster. A definite Butterface.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
I thought she was smokin' hot. To be fair, I was a teenager at the time.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (AURKQ)
Golf. Clap.
Now this has to happen so we can use that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:35 AM
At a towering 5'6", I can confirm that it has its disadvantages.
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You guys get leverage. Do you know how hard it is to punch down?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
The Pillow vs. The Pillowcase
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (AURKQ)
LOL...good one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 25, 2019 10:49 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:49 AM (mYj3l)
Tall women, in my experience, do not like to date shorter men. Although there are always exceptions.
As Grandfather Poppins wisely observed, "Ten inches of wallet will get you further than ten inches of dick any day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:49 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)
Never fear. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Would he have testified from behind a curtain?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Get ignored socially, get passed over for promotions, get paid less, generally don't get taken seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Don't now. But people always complain that I walk too fast. I am 5" 6" and my sister is shorter than I am. We come back with the line "You try growing up with a brother who is 6"4". You learn to keep up"
Posted by: Pebbles at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (gtWkc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM
True. It helps in positioning for hip throws as well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Nope. Battlefield prep is what changes the game especially in the casualty count. Something the Marines don't believe in.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Get ignored socially, get passed over for promotions, get paid less, generally don't get taken seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Wow.......
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (zpssj)
Her parents ran faster than her, so...
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK
Sounds like a euphemism for snorting cocaine.
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (+0VWg)
I had to break it off or I would have been getting in fights all the time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:47 AM (AURKQ)
Golf. Clap.
Now this has to happen so we can use that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (O8WFE)
Who to chose? The quandary of the laundary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (t6MX/)
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Ah, the global warming solution.
If it's bad, do everything in your capacity to personally change it. 15% of the population no longer eating meat, using plumbing, heat, or AC to "stop" it > 100% of the population flushing low-flow toilets three times.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (SL85Q)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Get ignored socially, get passed over for promotions, get paid less, generally don't get taken seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Except Santa. Everyone loves Santa and he's short.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM
True. It helps in positioning for hip throws as well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (ejd/p)
Develop your grappling and ground game, and learn to hit hard up close. Once you negate the reach advantage you have a decent chance of defeating a taller opponent.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
"Yeah? Well, my eyes are down here!"
Posted by: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (+0VWg)
Hi Fen.... were you feeling under the weather??? Hope you are better now...
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (lwiT4)
389 380 What are the shortish challenges????
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Get ignored socially, get passed over for promotions, get paid less, generally don't get taken seriously.
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Develop the Short Man Complex and become Napoleon. Running into that Archetype is truly a pain in the ass. You can meet a lot of them in the Military. I have.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (zpssj)
Get ignored socially, get passed over for promotions, get paid less, generally don't get taken seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Wow.......
Posted by: kraken
Happens to 6 footers too. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (mYj3l)
with that attitude, you're going to miss him. and steiner, as well. not to mention godot. you'll be sorry.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (zpssj)
The statistics and surveys back this up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Book smart folks fail that sort of test more often than not.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM
Way to go negative, Insom. I was thinking of high shelves, here. :-P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (+0VWg)
For the record, I'm an inch shy of 6ft.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM)
Nah. No point to that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (NWiLs)
It was charm. He had charm like I've never seen. And he looked like a young Al Pacino.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (O8WFE)
Me too. And agree that that little zombie doll thing was creepy as hell.
The last scene in that segment was memorable, too.
I just YouTubed it, and it looks cheesy now. Of course.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK
Sounds like a euphemism for snorting cocaine.
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2019 10:51 AM (1Yy3c)
Is there a lot of crying with cocaine? I would have thought the opposite.
It's emo music, in a good way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Nope. Battlefield prep is what changes the game especially in the casualty count. Something the Marines don't believe in.
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You must be arty. The truth is no matter the scheme of maneuver or the supporting arms employed, the last 300m is always a frontal assault into really desperate shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:50 AM
Way to go negative, Insom. I was thinking of high shelves, here. :-P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (ejd/p)
Well, in general, it's true.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (TTp7P)
For the record, I'm an inch shy of 6ft.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
You're dick is 6" long?
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:52 AM
Done long ago, Insom san.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (zpssj)
Her parents ran faster than her, so...
Posted by: ALH
Bad luck of the draw the little girl ended up where she was.
They were on a trail. Four people had already walked by just before her and her parents.
You can still see them in the video clip.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (mYj3l)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (O8WFE)
I was condemned to being a social retard.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)
We can't have nice things
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
(Well, it's bucolic, anyway. And good morning to the Horde. It's one of those weeks. Getting to be 1.89*29 is a pain in the rear. Here's hoping that everybody has the best day an indifferent yet randomly destructive universe will permit.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Aristotle Onassis at July 25, 2019 10:57 AM (tY4MP)
For the record, I'm an inch shy of 6ft.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
Jeebus! How tall are you?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 25, 2019 10:57 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
You're dick is 6" long?
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM
It's deep too!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 25, 2019 10:57 AM (ejd/p)
But they can't because they have nothing else to talk about. Even on twitter, the same bots with reply to every Trump tweet with the same out-dated memes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2019 10:57 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)
We can't have nice things
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK
I asked earlier why and how he left.... nobody knew, it matters in terms of the returning... flounce vs fade....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (zpssj)
For the record, I'm an inch shy of 6ft.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
You're dick is 6" long?
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (Fs5vw)
Or 71" long depending on how you parse that sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pebbles at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (gtWkc)
wut?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, it's a thing. Size equals authority and intimdiation.
Can you overcome it? Sure. Short men swagger is also a thing and charm can overcome all sorts of disadvantages. But it's extra effort.
Tall guys get a lot of advantages for free. Though they don't fold or compress well and they also get targeted first. James Arness was first off the landing boat at Anzio but despite that, and being 6'8", he made it home alive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2019 11:00 AM (AURKQ)
I noticed when I switched from engineering to the blue-collar world that I was suddenly of normal height. After, umm, 29 years of being short, everybody seemed to be my size. It was as if taller people got better grades, etc., etc., and kept moving up the ladder I had been on.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 11:00 AM (xSo9G)
You must be arty. The truth is no matter the scheme of maneuver or the supporting arms employed, the last 300m is always a frontal assault into really desperate shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (2LelM
Nope. I was Cav. But a big believer in letting artillary (or air support) save as many of my fellow soldiers as possible.
Posted by: Sooner at July 25, 2019 11:00 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 10:59 AM (NFEMn)
A fine height, that...
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 11:00 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
We all used to try to emulate this guy but to no avail. He literally charmed the pants off the girls. It was a gift.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 11:01 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at July 25, 2019 11:01 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: Pebbles at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (gtWkc)
Same here, though people, including those who have seen me in person, overestimate my height.
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 11:01 AM (EaXQR)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 11:01 AM (zpssj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 25, 2019 11:02 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 25, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)
We can't have nice things
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK
I asked earlier why and how he left.... nobody knew, it matters in terms of the returning... flounce vs fade....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (zpssj)
He was in a bad car accident and broke both legs. He also recently got married. Maybe he just decided this isn't where he wants to spend his time
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Pebbles at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (gtWkc)
Sometimes being employed gets in the way of hanging out with the Horde.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2019 11:02 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2019 11:02 AM (dBiBP)
Most porn actors are short guys. Very few six footers.
Even Mandingo--for those who know who he is--is only about 5'6" tall.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)
SO many disparaging baby remarks here. Leave that cute ugly little baby alone.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 25, 2019 11:03 AM (rXie1)
This tweet by Sharkman won the internet yesterday:
I just tweeted this at Jonah G:
https://twitter.com/Sharkman1963/status/1154185860062965760?s=19
Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2019 08:26 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2019 11:03 AM (ptqGC)
The lying is the big story. And the press is right smack dab in the middle of it because advocating for facts gets you labeled "fake news." Which is another lie.
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Dude, those antipsychotics won't work if you don't take them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 11:04 AM (EaXQR)
Cue the baby killing left to protest their executions any time now.
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2019 11:04 AM (oiNtH)
average life span than American women? I should look it up but I have to
go get my hair cut.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (lwiT4)
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In 2015 US ranked 33 in female life expectancy. The recent surge of transgenderism will move the US further down the list!
16 countries had overall life expectancy greater than American women.
Posted by: G at July 25, 2019 11:05 AM (5NMZN)
school, also a pretty good friend, was only maybe 5'6" This dude was an
actual Fonzie. Snap his fingers and the hotties came running. While the
rest of us were hoping to get dates, he'd be scheduling two or three
girls per night. Go to a prty with him and he'd be in the basement with
the prettiest girl before the rest of us had our coats off.
It was charm. He had charm like I've never seen. And he looked like a young Al Pacino.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 25, 2019 10:55 AM (O8WFE)
You know my brother???
Seriously, that little shit was a poon magnet. I swear, this little bastard would fall asleep on the beach and wake up to a chick laying next to him waiting for him to wake up. I seen it happen. He would spend entire summers down the shore and not spend a frigging dime on rent. He is 5-6 maybe 5-7 with the body of the statue of david. Unreal, frigging unreal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2019 11:05 AM (9Om/r)
I have an idea!
Lets make things better by importing millions of people from patriarchal cultures where the females are treated with less respect than cattle.
Good only for making sammiches and for raping.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 25, 2019 11:06 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 11:06 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 11:07 AM (5sLaw)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT
Anyone I know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2019 10:46 AM (p0A33)
Can we nominate people? I have a list...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo
They'd none of 'em be missed!
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, what a day for an auto-da-fe at July 25, 2019 11:08 AM (AM1GF)
I read that weird.
I thought the city of Buffalo had filed charges against tourists that had thrown their child in the area playfully in some overreach of the nanny state, given the theme of the painting.
Then I looked it up. Different story entirely.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger[ at July 25, 2019 11:08 AM (kwuLM)
*peeks in, sees Horde talking about height-to-dick-length ratios*
That's a new one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2019 11:07 AM (5sLaw)
Well the rest of us have shared.
Posted by: Someguy at July 25, 2019 11:08 AM (EaXQR)
Lack of social anxiety, bad boyism, buff body, I can fixhimism, caveman, on stageism, charm, persistence, good looks or just asking every girl all the time.
Picking the right path and picking the girls interested in you is the struggle.
Frankly, it's a lot of work. Unless you love the chase...fuck it, stick with hookers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Someguy
You type real tall.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 11:09 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Someguy
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Fact Check: True
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Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2019 11:09 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2019 11:09 AM (kG5hP)
What about the other way 'round?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
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Do you wear Flamenco Boots?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 11:10 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Katelyn Jenner at July 25, 2019 11:10 AM (kwuLM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 11:09 AM (NWiL
I frowned on him wearing heels.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2019 11:11 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2019 11:11 AM (tH5fk)
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Do you wear Flamenco Boots?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 25, 2019 11:10 AM (2LelM)
Only Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: G at July 25, 2019 11:12 AM (5NMZN)
Lack of social anxiety, bad boyism, buff body, I can fixhimism, caveman, on stageism, charm, persistence, good looks or just asking every girl all the time.
Picking the right path and picking the girls interested in you is the struggle.
Frankly, it's a lot of work. Unless you love the chase...fuck it, stick with hookers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 25, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK
Does sound like a LOT of work. However, it would have benefited me greatly to have been aware of a lot of this stuff as a younger man. Being "nice" is a shit strategy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2019 11:13 AM (NWiLs)
I asked earlier why and how he left.... nobody knew, it matters in terms of the returning... flounce vs fade....
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2019 10:58 AM (zpssj)
After a prolonged disappearance, he showed up on a chess thread and said he broke both femurs in an accident while on the way to a MoMee but was slowly recovering. Total silence since then.
I don't want to believe it, but someone said the whole thing sounds similar to Stuck on Stupid, who was also a great storyteller...
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