New York Times: Google and FaceBook Are Tracking Your Every Click on Pornographic Websites

Yes, well. #MuhPrivateMonopoly and all.


A new study scanned 22,484 pornography sites and found them riddled with trackers from major technology companies.

Silicon Valley’s biggest companies are always watching you -- even when you're browsing pornography websites in incognito mode.

Trackers from tech companies like Google and Facebook are logging your most personal browsing details, according to a forthcoming New Media & Society paper, which scanned 22,484 pornography websites. Where that data ultimately goes is not always clear.

“These porn sites need to think more about the data that they hold and how it’s just as sensitive as something like health information,” said Elena Maris, a postdoctoral researcher at Microsoft and the study’s lead author. “Protecting this data is crucial to the safety of its visitors. And what we’ve seen suggests that these websites and platforms might not have thought all of this through like they should have.”

The study’s other authors -- Jennifer Henrichsen, doctoral candidate at the University of Pennsylvania, and Tim Libert, a Carnegie Mellon computer science instructor -- found that 93 percent of the pornography websites they scanned sent data to an average of seven third-party domains.

...

The study found that Google (or one of its subsidiary companies like the advertising platform DoubleClick) had trackers on 74 percent of the pornography sites. Trackers from the software company Oracle showed up on 24 percent of sites, and Facebook, which does not permit pornographic content or nudity on any of its platforms, had trackers on 10 percent of the sex websites scanned by the study.

Is this why I keep seeing ads for RompHims?

A friend of mine mused the other day: It's only a matter of time before Monster Tech, or the Chinese intelligence services which have infiltrated them, start either quietly blackmailing people or publicly embarrassing people by releasing huge troves of data about porn usage.

I guess it's a good thing that my inclinations are mostly normal.

Mostly.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:21 PM




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1 Talk about stroking out.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 18, 2019 04:22 PM (/6uU7)

2 Hasn't everybody learned to DuckDuckGo their porn searches by now?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 18, 2019 04:22 PM (ujg0T)

3 No surprise here.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

4 whoa, first?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:22 PM (JziUy)

5 probably not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 04:22 PM (VyAV0)

6 Me brackmail you rong time.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 18, 2019 04:23 PM (/6uU7)

7 Hasn't everybody learned to DuckDuckGo their porn searches by now?

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yeah, but if you're logged into a spoogle or cuckbook account when you're doing it, they're logging you.

right?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:23 PM (JziUy)

8 Top Ten?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 18, 2019 04:23 PM (37bED)

9 I think my gmail accounts all have VD.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 04:23 PM (AURKQ)

10 Well, there goes my clearance......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 04:24 PM (FTlwv)

11 Should be fun when the Chinese Government starts blackmailing Americans, and the Demoncrat party plays right along and makes excuses for it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

12 Amateurs.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (/6uU7)

13 Is this why I keep seeing ads for RompHims?

One would think that such ads reflect an, errr, nontraditional bent in one's searches. Still, I see them too.

Posted by: pep at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (T6t7i)

14 So who had the job of scanning all those web sites?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (37bED)

15 Best part of the huge troves of data about porn usage is that it will include absolutely everybody, so you won't worry about being singled out.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (cspJy)

16 I dunno.

I always go to Ravelry when I wanna finish off a tube of toothpaste.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (AURKQ)

17 If we are all porn addicts then none of us are porn addicts ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (Jqvra)

18 I'm telling you there is a YUGE market for Beaver Hunt as a monthly magazine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

19 Of course they are.


And they would never, ever use that against you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

20 I blame my Walther PPQ - it looks at porn and then "just goes off".

I hate coming home to find holes in the ceiling, again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

21 What has two trembling thumbs and is sweating like a whore in a revival tent?!!?

this guy....

help....

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

22 I don't think it matters how you get there - the websites are giving these companies your data if you use chrome or internet explorer. You might get away with it if you use Brave browser or some other anonymous privacy browser

Posted by: GregV61 at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (HE4ql)

23 I guess it's a good thing that my inclinations are relatively normal.

Relatively.


Does that mean normal porn about ones relatives?

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (vd8XM)

24 15
Best part of the huge troves of data about porn usage is that it will
include absolutely everybody, so you won't worry about being singled
out.

Posted by: Roy


I doubt we'll find FenelonSpoke's porn surfing history online.

Posted by: pep at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (T6t7i)

25 Well, I could be embarrassed by some things but not because I watched porn (Yes, there's a picture of me dressed up with a big flower thing on my head for a play and no, the play wasn't x-rated) but I don't think that's prime blackmail material.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (+0VWg)

26 Honestly, I thought Nutfux Streaming Services was legit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (/6uU7)

27 I'm shocked that porn sites track you and sell that data, said nobody ever.

The real clue is when after surfing this garbage, you get a text from Olga asking for a hook up. Then you know it may not have been the best idea to surf that garbage on your phone.

I've heard this story from several of the younger dudes in my office.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

28 Did they scope out Tentacle Pron as well?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (2LelM)

29 I'll have lots of company in the camps.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (A/tFr)

30 Oh, I've always worked on the assumption that I'm being tracked even in incognito mode. I simply don't care anymore.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

31 Oh, I never doubted that at all. I figured incognito mode was more for having a clean search history for when other people are on your phone/computer.

You know, so Mrs. Eichenwald doesn't say "Kurt, how come I typed in 'calamari' into Google and it autocompleted 'amateur xxx videos'?"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)

32 >>>15 Best part of the huge troves of data about porn usage is that it will include absolutely everybody, so you won't worry about being singled out.

nooooooooooo.... for the reason you mention. if it affects everyone, it's not leverage and it's not shocking and it's not as destructive.

what if you just make 5% your victims?

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

33 I think I wrote the most brilliant joke of my career at #362 on the previous thread, and no one noticed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

34 Yeah, but at least they don't have the make and model of my car and my plate number

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (5NMZN)

35
I doubt we'll find FenelonSpoke's porn surfing history online.


Posted by: pep at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (T6t7i)
Right, because she pretends she's Zod.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)

36 That goat was asking for it. Publish and be damned.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (e3JIL)

37
Taking bets on how many Rs have already received a call from Google about this type of thing?

I'm going with "all of them, save for possibly Mike Pence."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (7JNlp)

38 Well guys, if this whole revolution thing is going to pan out, looks like there will need to be sacrifices.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (p997d)

39 Yes it's true but only of small percentage of our employees are in engaged in that part of our operations, maybe 3%. So as you see 97% of our employees, close to a 100,000 people are not part of that operation.

Posted by: Google Spokesman in front of Congress. at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (Mr80f)

40 A new study scanned 22,484 pornography sites...


That number seems a little low.

Posted by: dantesed at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (88xKn)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

42 >>>Does that mean normal porn about ones relatives?


I changed it to "Mostly" when I realized you pervs would make that connection.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

43 37
Taking bets on how many Rs have already received a call from Google about this type of thing?

I'm going with "all of them, save for possibly Mike Pence."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 04:27 PM (7JNlp)

He only watches pron with his wife in the room.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

44 And conspiracy theory becomes conspiracy fact. Again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (xfb67)

45 They are the enemy and must be destroyed.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

46 If they were to blackmail, it would be just as easy to lie.

Posted by: Bill Rebar at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (Dlx+H)

47 And ace, there's nothing natural about ewok on shelf porn.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (p997d)

48 There is no possibility that anyone could be blackmailed as a result of internet porn activity. None.

Posted by: John Roberts at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)

49 New York Times: Google and FaceBook Are Tracking Your Every Click on Pornographic Websites

LOL at anyone who thinks they have any privacy or anonymity on porn sites, at all.

Normal people understand that if a porn site is up on their computer for just a split second it has probably dropped a ton of malware, spyware, thisware, thatware and all sorts of stuff that the computer needs to be scrubbed with bleach - real bleach - before it can be trusted with anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (6fsOH)

50 joe the plumber thought he was anonymous enough too

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (JziUy)

51 Relax. All this script does is activate your webcam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

52 This could reduce gubmint employment significantly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (A/tFr)

53 I'm telling you there is a YUGE market for Beaver Hunt as a monthly magazine.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)


Print is dead. It already has a paywall website.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

54 OT, but I see the Dow managed to get out of the deep hole at the end of the day.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (37IEG)

55 15
Best part of the huge troves of data about porn usage is that it will
include absolutely everybody, so you won't worry about being singled
out.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2019 04:25 PM (cspJy)

________


Get outta my head, Roy.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (Jqvra)

56 I was only doing research for my dissertation on busty lesbian culture!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV)

57 Some of this stuff is freaky scary. For example, one of the eggheads here was telling me never to send pictures that will be used on public websites. That coding within the picture can reveal all sorts of things about you, the device that took it, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

58 nooooooooooo.... for the reason you mention. if it affects everyone, it's not leverage and it's not shocking and it's not as destructive.

what if you just make 5% your victims?
Posted by: ace at J


meh, you know the solution is something along the lines of what greg gutfeld said, everyone simply decides that it is not a thing and ignores the blackmail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (HALdu)

59 47 And ace, there's nothing natural about ewok on shelf porn.
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (p997d)

"Endorian Stud Finders"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

60 >>.Normal people understand that if a porn site is up on their computer for just a split second it has probably dropped a ton of malware, spyware, thisware, thatware and all sorts of stuff that the computer needs to be scrubbed with bleach - real bleach - before it can be trusted with anything.


right but the news is about Google and FaceBook being tied up in this.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

61 new study scanned 22,484 pornography sites
..........

I wonder if they need any help.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

62 Just assume the facts that the internet never forgets and nothing is private. Then, go on with your lives.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (cspJy)

63 Eh, I'll just say I let Vic use my computer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (r+sAi)

64 Fortunately, I don't have Cuckbook or Tweezer accounts, so I can't be logged into them if I were to, ah, peruse Pr0nhub or XSpamster or any of "those" sites.

(Names changed to protect the innocent)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (ClOmq)

65 You people are sick!

Posted by: Bob, NSA at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

66 and then there's that website that let's you look at folks through their open, unmonitored webcam

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)

67 A new study scanned 22,484 pornography sites...


That number seems a little low.
Posted by: dantesed at July 18, 2019 04:28 PM (88xKn)


I'm giving all I've got, Captain! There's just SO MANY of them!!!!

Posted by: Watson at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

68 O/T: Trump just twatted a video of him talking about the USS Boxer taking out the Iranian drone earlier today.
Back to the regularly-scheduled pron discussion.
Me, I figure that any kink that has a category on EVERY porn site has to be common enough to be considered "normal".
That's also why I'm 100% sure that there aren't nearly as many gay people as there are made out to be. Yeah, there'll be a gay section on most porn sites, but it's niche.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (GDooN)

69 Bill Kristol's porn history is less blackmail material, and more 'black male' material.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

70 22,484 pornography sites

pretty big number

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)

71 They don't just know what you were watching, but when and where, and if you have one of the Google Alexa-equivalents (does it have a human name?) they probably recorded any noises you might have made.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

72 Get outta my head, Roy.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (Jqvra)

-----

...and get into my car.

doodoo doodoo doo.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

73 What is "normal"?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (aA3+G)

74 right but the news is about Google and FaceBook being tied up in this.





Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
that malware ain't gonna write itself ya know!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG)

75 not sure that the news that google has trackers there is such a big deal, most search for the stuff using google.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (HALdu)

76 So, a little off topic...


Bill Whittle - What We Saw Part 1: We Choose To Go To The Moon

https://youtu.be/1L_11fggn0Q

Its four parts, four hours long and it's Bill fucking Whittle.

Posted by: Robert, plugging away like an asshole at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (1Yy3c)

77 Now I know why I keep getting ads for large machine tools.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (RuIsu)

78 Things I'm afraid to ask or search for: what is a RompHim?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (Jqvra)

79 There is a site that will browse thousands of random sites for you to muddle your history.

I think, that's the only way to be safe--hide in the noise

There was a short-lived fox cop show, where the criminals set of a DNA bomb in the room to spread thousands of people's DNA over the crime scene

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (ByYEI)

80 Beto is sweating so much after hearing bout this you'd think he was in one of his fursuits.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

81 66 and then there's that website that let's you look at folks through their open, unmonitored webcam
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)

Hey, you wanna watch me mix a batch to old Dark Shadows re-runs, be my guest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (AURKQ)

82 Should be interesting to find out which R gets blackmailed for looking at anime tiddies Rule 34 shtuff on DeviantArt.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (UnA8+)

83 I dont like these companies. They play with fire like little kids. Just a matter of time before they burn down their house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (UE8f6)

84 oh right I forgot PrimeOrderedPair is the #1 defender of tech monopolies, even when they expressly violate their one-sided end user contracts as regards privacy.

Law and contracts don't mean anything if you're a big corporation. Big corporations should be free to violate contracts at will.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (PbpT7)

85 its not just the browser history.

hacked your camera as well

so good luck claiming it was some who stole your laptop

Posted by: Ha ha at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (3BvCa)

86 Maybe I should lay off the Thai girl tentacle furbie midget shoe porn.
Baaaaaa...who am kidding?

Posted by: dananjcon at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (xqfqx)

87 Failure to watch enough tranny porn will affect your social credit score.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

88

they work for the government(s)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

89 22,484 pornography sites
------------------------------------

almost the same number as Protestant churches....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

90 I've never gotten a camera for my home PC and I never will.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:32 PM (xfb67)

91 dwarf porn, just sayin.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)

92 71 They don't just know what you were watching, but when and where, and if you have one of the Google Alexa-equivalents (does it have a human name?) they probably recorded any noises you might have made.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

Which is why I read a friend of mine the riot act for buying a TV with Alexa built into it.

Or maybe he did it on purpose so everyone will have recordings of me saying that I can't stand Demoncrats/Socialists when I'm at his place.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

93 Well, I'm safe. I've never visited a pron site.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (dUJdY)

94 Things I'm afraid to ask or search for: what is a RompHim?

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Dude. Im the whitest white dude from rural Iowa. If *I* have to explain the birds and the bees to you.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

95 Things I'm afraid to ask or search for: what is a RompHim?

It's a onesie thing for men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (+0VWg)

96 They're going after anime tiddies??

Finally found my hill to die on...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (oZ6kz)

97 Maybe I should lay off the Thai girl tentacle furbie midget shoe porn.
Baaaaaa...who am kidding?

Posted by: dananjcon

Go on ....

Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (/6uU7)

98 someone I know just bought this little device that plugs into your phone's and computer's microphone holes, because it seems the microphone can be turned on remotely, and also, any kind of tech that relies on wakeup word recognition (Alexa, siri, cortana, etc.) is always listening.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

99 lol, you know, one or two good comedians will cut this off before it even becomes a thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (HALdu)

100 Well, I'm safe. I've never visited a pron site.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (dUJdY)


I have. I'm still not worried.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

101 78 Things I'm afraid to ask or search for: what is a RompHim?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:31 PM (Jqvra)

Oh good, it's not just me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

102 right but the news is about Google and FaceBook being tied up in this.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)


And that is no surprise, either.

There are lots of ways companies track people that people aren't even aware of. Not just using trackers, but simply having images on a site help track people - and there's really not that much you can do about it.

OSs are starting to fight back, though. WIth Linux you can change your mac address and computer info with web access, thereby altering your "computer fingerprint". And any sane person uses a VPN. And if someone really cares then they can set themselves up with a live DVD or live USB system and be essentially untrackable from afar (via VPN) ... if they care that much.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (6fsOH)

103 They won't find anything on Bill Kristol.

He just visits the BBC website.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

104 66 and then there's that website that let's you look at folks through their open, unmonitored webcam
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)

So you're not going to give us a link? For, uh, research purposes?

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

105 And yet that blackmail may be meaningless, because it can be so easily faked.Blanket denial may work.

Posted by: kraki at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (TNa9O)

106 Don't sweat the porn, it is the gun threads and ammo sites that will bite you in the ass some day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (FTlwv)

107 93
Well, I'm safe. I've never visited a pron site.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (dUJdY)
Except Conservapron sites, like this one. You're toast!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (37IEG)

108 That's also why I'm 100% sure that there aren't nearly as many gay
people as there are made out to be. Yeah, there'll be a gay section on
most porn sites, but it's niche.

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There are some interesting study results out there (if one believes the results) as to who is watching gay pron.

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (5NMZN)

109

Talk about getting stroked out after sex...

Goggle's server farms need a good napalming.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (zBaqJ)

110 Eh, whatever. Who gives a shit what people do in their own time. So you were curious and looked at this garbage. Whatever. The people who will be judging you are the same assholes advocating for baby murder, putting their imprimatur on delusional misfits who believe they can change their gender and flooding the country with illegal immigrants. That makes looking at whatever category you look at on P**nHub like child's play.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

111 66 and then there's that website that let's you look at folks through their open, unmonitored webcam
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)

I can't be the only one who sticks tape over my computer's webcam...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (UnA8+)

112 Hey, pussy ain't cheap. That's why you get to watch porn free.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (lqgsv)

113 Off old nasty sock

Posted by: Sooner at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Fs5vw)

114 We chose to go to the 2,650,000 pron sites not because it is easy but because it is hard.

Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

115 ------
There are some interesting study results out there (if one believes the results) as to who is watching gay pron.
Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (5NMZN)


muslham terrorists.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

116
I think I would be more embarrassed by people knowing what non-controversial web sites and videos I do watch.
"what kind of weirdo are you that you watch people fix stuff? FREAK!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (r+sAi)

117 @2

All browsers and websites are tracking/narking on you.


Even using things like Disconnect are of no use.


If you are online you are being tracked and cataloged.


If you want to wank off do it offline the old fashioned way.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Gh/jd)

118
Don't sweat the porn, it is the gun threads and ammo sites that will bite you in the ass some day.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (FTlwv)

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NOW Im screwed.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

119 So you're not going to give us a link? For, uh, research purposes?

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I read about it a year or two ago, it's literally if you leave your webcam on and are connected to the net, your camera can be viewed. So it's either blank walls, a ghostly ugly image of you, or an ugly ghostly image of you masterbating.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (JziUy)

120 >>"The fact that the mechanism for adult site tracking is so similar to, say, online retail should be a huge red flag," Dr. Maris said. "This isn't picking out a sweater and seeing it follow you across the web. This is so much more specific and deeply personal."


Google analytics: Let's see, he likes flannels shirts, macha tea, graphic novels, and water play!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

121 futa ponies are cartoons, not porn, right?
asking for a friend.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

122
I can't be the only one who sticks tape over my computer's webcam...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 04:34 PM (UnA8+)
Those little sticky dots for memos.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)

123 This is kinda movie related.

Here the final trailer for -

"IT 2: The Itenning"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=148&v=xhJ5P7Up3jA



Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (5ANJM)

124 I can't be the only one who sticks tape over my computer's webcam...

----

right. first thing. but not every do it

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (JziUy)

125 I'm all for a frontal assault on Google Headquarters using M1A2's and some indirect fire from M777's

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (VpIIl)

126 So the ChiComs and Google know I really like Milfs and stockings.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (tH5fk)

127 Smear Vap-o-rub on your webcam. Lots of it.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (RuIsu)

128 lol, you know my comments here would give me infinitely more difficulties than any fuckvids I ever googled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (HALdu)

129 > I can't be the only one who sticks tape over my computer's webcam...

It's been noted that every time you see a picture of Mark Zuckerberg sitting at a computer, said computer has tape over the webcam.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (GDooN)

130 They won't find anything on Bill Kristol.

He just visits the BBC website.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)


So, you haven't been to the Urban Dictionary to see what BBC means, eh?

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

131 It's not about the porn or blackmail, that's just where you get the trackers. This is about politics and marketing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (xfb67)

132 >>>103 They won't find anything on Bill Kristol.

He just visits the BBC website.
Posted by: JoeF.

...

I've heard all the Bulwark guys are big fans of the BBC.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

133
NOW Im screwed.
Posted by: fixerupper

Me too...

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (FTlwv)

134 I guess the little phone app that lets you take someone's picture and "age" the person's face is a huge data stealing scam as well.

I think they are also mining human faces for facial recognition - they are stealing your face people. They wouldn't do that if it weren't worth something. . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (Cejn6)

135 I've never gotten a camera for my home PC and I never will.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

You didn't order one, but you got one anyway.

Free of charge!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (vd8XM)

136 Long ago I put masking tape over the camera eye on my laptop. I don't need anybody watching me while I'm posting and reading on the 'Net.

Especially not here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (ClOmq)

137 > Smear Vap-o-rub on your webcam. Lots of it.
So you're going for the classic 70's Guccione Penthouse look, then?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (GDooN)

138 The thing I about porn that I don't like is watching everyone getting some but me.

Posted by: Sooner at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (Fs5vw)

139 lol, you know, clients send me links to fuckvids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (HALdu)

140 Free porn is the new "Free Candy" trap. Remember, if it's free you aren't the consumer, you're the saleable product.

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (gPZ9i)

141 If you want to wank off do it offline the old fashioned way.
But I can't find where my dad hid his old Playboys!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (r+sAi)

142 As God as my witness, I thought "Behind The Green Door was a music video of Alexandria Donkey-Chompers dancing for the benefit of Mother Gaia.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (Jqvra)

143 new study scanned 22,484 pornography sites

I'm not at all surprised over the surveillance on the pr0n sites....

But over twenty two thousand of them ?!?!

How would you like to work for New Media and Society where you get paid to not only have an inventory of over twenty-two thousand pr0n sites on your computer, but paid to look at them for "research".

I wonder how that meshes with HR and the New Rules?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (lD3vL)

144 I have tape over my computer's cameras but I didn't know about this microphone exploit.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (PbpT7)

145 I swear the Fit Bit watches track you too. I had it on and was at a coffee shop talking to a friend about a certain product, and two days later an ad appeared for it on my computer.

Posted by: Your average Democrat at July 18, 2019 04:37 PM (qlTN9)

146 I had my daughter put tape over her integrated laptop webcam.I keep my webcam unplugged if not in use for Skyping.

Posted by: kraki at July 18, 2019 04:38 PM (TNa9O)

147 134
I guess the little phone app that lets you take someone's picture and
"age" the person's face is a huge data stealing scam as well.


I think they are also mining human faces for facial recognition -
they are stealing your face people. They wouldn't do that if it
weren't worth something. . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
What's that saying? "If the product is free . . . YOU are the product."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:38 PM (ClOmq)

148 I read about it a year or two ago, it's literally if
you leave your webcam on and are connected to the net, your camera can
be viewed. So it's either blank walls, a ghostly ugly image of you, or
an ugly ghostly image of you masterbating.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (JziUy)

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I think it was Zuckerberg who did an interview from his desk and you could see he had a tape strip over the camera lens embedded in his laptop.

Welcome to glass menagerie.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:38 PM (cfSRQ)

149 > But I can't find where my dad hid his old Playboys!
Bottom of the sock drawer, dude. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:38 PM (GDooN)

150 lol, you know, how the internets have made fuckvids ubiquitous is demonstrated by the words and phrases here and no one asks for definitions

bbc

airtight

were already use her this afternoon

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (HALdu)

151 Smear Vap-o-rub on your webcam. Lots of it.

-----

Why.... is it congested?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

152 I try to avoid using Google products as much as I can, but since I started using Firefox for Linux with Ghostery and some other blocker I can't remember, I've been stunned at the number of websites that use Google cookies and trackers, and won't work properly unless they are enabled. Including a lot of medical sites.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (xjiRE)

153 >>>145 I swear the Fit Bit watches track you too. I had it on and was at a coffee shop talking to a friend about a certain product, and two days later an ad appeared for it on my computer.


I've had something similar happen, which near-coincidentally enough was when I was trying to find out what portable speaker a friend had. He told me a Jawbone, and then when I got on my computer, there were ads for Jawbone.

I suppose I might have typed it and then forgot I typed it but I don't remember having done that.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

154 Any VPN companies gone public yet? I'd love to buy some stock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (Lwfjs)

155 Bottom of the sock drawer, dude. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

And don't touch that one sock...

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 04:39 PM (vd8XM)

156 > they are stealing your face people.

Owsley beat them to it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (GDooN)

157 130
They won't find anything on Bill Kristol.


He just visits the BBC website.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)



So, you haven't been to the Urban Dictionary to see what BBC means, eh?

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
I'mma make a guess that the word "British" is nowhere to be found in that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (ClOmq)

158 Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (5ANJM)

Eff Stephen King.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (Ez6QX)

159 The very savvy tech guys here who know this shit actually physically remove or disconnect the webcam.

They all have detachable devices for that.

We call this a giant "clue".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

160 I've heard this story from several of the younger dudes in my office.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

_______


Ah, this must be the new "asking for a friend ...". ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (Jqvra)

161 f you want to wank off do it offline the old fashioned way.
But I can't find where my dad hid his old Playboys!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at J



lol, you know, how many things would be more distrubing than unsticking the pages of your dad's playboys and reusing them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (HALdu)

162 >>103 They won't find anything on Bill Kristol.

He just visits the BBC website.
Posted by: JoeF.

...

I've heard all the Bulwark guys are big fans of the BBC.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

It's the comprehensiveness with which the BBC fills the void --long reports, thick with facts from multiple angles. All in a nice, satisfying package.

This is what they like about the BBC

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

163
one of the eggheads here was telling me never to send pictures that will be used on public websites. That coding within the picture can reveal all sorts of things about you, the device that took it, etc.
Posted by: Marcus T

======

I think that's how Anthony Wiener got done in. Metadata on that infamous pic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (M9ntN)

164 > So, you haven't been to the Urban Dictionary to see what BBC means, eh?


Or possibly he has. This is Kristol we're talking about, remember.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (GDooN)

165 >>Eh, whatever. Who gives a shit what people do in their own time. So you were curious and looked at this garbage.




As with any of this metadata tracking, its value isn't found in individual bits of information, its how it can be crunched and analyzed across all online people and/or group you by these combinations of data bits --- and then used for various reasons, whether it's to sell you something, get you to vote for someone, or deplatform you for bad thought associations, etc..

Google knowing you like Starbucks? So what.
Google knowing you like to go to the Starbucks on [address] around [time of day], by car, on weekdays after you've watched [pron video + checked social media of these 10 people] and then to the gym? That gets creepy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

166 Vap-o-rub confuses NSA Bob' Smellovision.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (RuIsu)

167 I for one will welcome my new Chinese Overlords

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (BQ2Q5)

168 A few weeks ago, I had a YouTube video pop up in my suggestion for something I had just thought about looking up later.

I swear, I hadn't searched for it yet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

169 Is this something?

Top Gun: Maverick

https://youtu.be/8u6jOu3N5yU

Oh, Hell yeah.

No F-14 Tomcats, though, and it looks like almost a shot for shot remake.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (NoKAc)

170 We've got tons of searches here for a William Kristol, "BBC for my wife." She must really love Downton Abbey!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)

171 Ace's Search: midget lesbian high heels lingerie my little pony GILF


Mostly normal!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (438dO)

172 If you want to wank off do it offline the old fashioned way.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Gh/jd)
*
Meh...I don't think my neighbor would appreciate it.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (xqfqx)

173 i'm just here for the pron references

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

174 I've heard all the Bulwark guys are big fans of the BBC.





Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

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Yeah, but that doesn't include admitted racists Jonah Goldberg and David French.

Remember, they insist the truly icky thing about bulls isn't the actual cuckoldry, it's the thought of a *black man* doing the job.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cfSRQ)

175 I've had something similar happen, which near-coincidentally enough was when I was trying to find out what portable speaker a friend had. He told me a Jawbone, and then when I got on my computer, there were ads for Jawbone.

I suppose I might have typed it and then forgot I typed it but I don't remember having done that.

Posted by: ace

-

I've told it before, but I was casually discussing having a very specific type of job done on our property. Not something that comes up in polite conversation, and nothing that had been searched for on any devices or our router. I had my phone in my pocket, on but not in use.

The next day there were ads for the tools and where to rent them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (Lwfjs)

176 "I guess it's a good thing that my inclinations are mostly normal."

Normal inclinations are the first sign of racism. Indicative of a closed mind. I have one of those also, when it comes to porn anyway.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (/Fmtj)

177 >>>168 A few weeks ago, I had a YouTube video pop up in my suggestion for something I had just thought about looking up later.

I swear, I hadn't searched for it yet.

...

I don't know if I believe this, but Tim Pool says this isn't that your devices are directly eavesdropping. It's worse than that, he says. He says the predictive consumer-behavior AI is so good that these things can now make highly accurate guesses about what you're interested in or what you WILL be interested in and when, based on terabytes of prior behavior.

Like I said, I don't think I buy that. Something to consider, though.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

178 "yeah, but if you're logged into a spoogle or cuckbook account when you're doing it, they're logging you.



right?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:23 PM (JziUy)"
..More complicated than this. Multiple avenues for tracking, here:- Android device, Google has you tracked
- Mobile device w/ FB installed, or any of several hundred apps that gather on behalf of FB - FB has you tracked- Any device, mobile or desktop, accessed via an IP or device associated with you from another method - both Google and FB have you tracked via stuff embedded in the actual sites (which is mostly what this article is talking about)
You are not going to evade tracking by either of them without more care, effort, and knowledge than 99 out of 100 commenters here are going to be able to cough up.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:43 PM (eAshZ)

179 Sadly, the only thing they would be able to blackmail me with is save-scumming Total War: Attilla, and I have no shame about that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 04:43 PM (iB1oa)

180 " always watching you -- even when you're browsing pornography websites in incognito mode."

How is that news? Everybody knew that already, didn't they?

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 04:43 PM (mk9aG)

181 I'mma make a guess that the word "British" is nowhere to be found in that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (ClOmq)


Nope.......

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Both Google and Facebook will deny they're tracking you, then when they can't deny it they tell us "We use these tools to help the consumer make smart shopping choices".

And if you're buying from icky deplorable businesses and not saintly woke companies, they'll certainly blast your margins with "news" articles about how the icky company is out to kill you.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (qAR6u)

183 I did not have textual relations with that adult website.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (+tUWj)

184 So- while we are on the subject, what kind of data does AOSHQ capture, track or monetize?

Hmmmm?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (7RwN9)

185 A friend of mine mused the other day: It's only a matter of time before Monster Tech, or the Chinese intelligence services which have infiltrated them, start either quietly blackmailing people or publicly embarrassing people by releasing huge troves of data about porn usage.



It was the pool boy, I swear.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (tRLIC)

186 A good reason to say goodbye to pron. A huge waste of time. It's annoying to be horny all the time but you get used to it.

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (q177U)

187 Big British Crumpets.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

188 As with any of this metadata tracking, its value isn't found in individual bits of information, its how it can be crunched and analyzed across all online people and/or group you by these combinations of data bits --- and then used for various reasons, whether it's to sell you something, get you to vote for someone, or deplatform you for bad thought associations, etc..

Google knowing you like Starbucks? So what.
Google knowing you like to go to the Starbucks on [address] around [time of day], by car, on weekdays after you've watched [pron video + checked social media of these 10 people] and then to the gym? That gets creepy.
========
So if you had a big enough computer and a good enough software program and a LARGE enough data sample of what people did all day long and what they do in response to cultural stimuli. You might come pretty close to being able to predict human behavior on the macro level. And with time, you'd see what stimuli can lead to certain outcomes on a macro level.

ALPHABET

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (3BvCa)

189
incognito mode works as well as the xray vision glasses I ordered from Bazooka Joe as a kid.

Doesnt. Do. Crap.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K5b-JNc7E

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (lqgsv)

191 Devices are directly eavesdropping. Literally anything with a mic or camera.

However the predictive stuff is also very good.

Most of the horde doesn't seem to have any clue the magnitude of the commercial surveillance we're under, or the breadth of the methods used. It's going to get more than a few of us killed at some point.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (eAshZ)

192 Wait until they start tracking people who watch Trump's WH videos.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (pPNCa)

193 I stopped looking at on line porn a good couple of years ago. No way I am going looking to get hit with ransomware.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (ZqRa6)

194 Like I said, I don't think I buy that. Something to consider, though.

-

Google has a patent on listening for background noise like rain so they can send umbrella advertisements to you.

Heck, you (cough) "wake" Google up by talking to it. That doesn't work if the mic isn't on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (Lwfjs)

195 I guess my interests are pretty predictable, but the timing was what creeped me out.

The worst part is I don't even have a YouTube account or any other Google service.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)

196 Google watches you fap.

Posted by: The Ghosts at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (tRLIC)

197 I keep wondering how Brave combats that.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (+tUWj)

198 Eff Stephen King.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (Ez6QX)


I condone this sentiment.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

199 no, tech companies for the past 3 years, maybe more, are focused on "listen and give a coupon" marketing.

There's literally nothing left for tech to do. You people didn't buy 3-d tvs or occulus rifts.

The desperation to sell or make a profit is now on big-data.

you do want a coupon every time you mention a noun, don't you?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (JziUy)

200 167 I for one will welcome my new Chinese Overlords
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2019 04:41 PM (BQ2Q5)


We blackmail you LONG TIME!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)

201 Bad news for all you repressed homosexual pedophiles who like young boys!

Posted by: raimondo at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (quegu)

202
Oh, Hell yeah.

No F-14 Tomcats, though, and it looks like almost a shot for shot remake.
Posted by: Sharkman

======

Did you see the female face in the cockpit? It was inevitable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (M9ntN)

203 So- while we are on the subject, what kind of data does AOSHQ capture, track or monetize?

Hmmmm?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:44 PM (7RwN9)

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Pretty Clean. Ghostery has a "1" usually.... for Google Analytics

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

204 incognito mode works as well as the xray vision glasses I ordered from Bazooka Joe as a kid.

Doesnt. Do. Crap.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)


Browsers get 3 times the money for incognito browsing data.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (6fsOH)

205 > lol, you know, how many things would be more distrubing than unsticking the pages of your dad's playboys and reusing them?
Anyone else have a stock of porn in the neighborhood treehouse/clubhouse/fort in the woods when you were kids?
Seems like there was always porn around in our various kid hangouts (I'm talking older kids, like 12 or so... past the age when the opposite sex stopped having cooties and started becoming interesting).


No doubt it was used porn, which seems like a skeevy concept now, but didn't really seem to bother us at that age.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (GDooN)

206 So- while we are on the subject, what kind of data does AOSHQ capture, track or monetize?
======
I'm thinking ACE is really an AI.

Not sure if he's ours or the ROOSHIANS!

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (3BvCa)

207 Did you see the female face in the cockpit?

----

PHRASING???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

208 I'm all for a frontal assault on Google Headquarters using M1A2's and some indirect fire from M777's
Posted by: Marcus T

Neutron bomb. Save the infrastructure as evidence and a warning to others.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (/6uU7)

209 201 Bad news for all you repressed homosexual pedophiles who like young boys!
Posted by: raimondo at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (quegu)


That would be every Democrat since forever.

I rate this statement as true.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

210 Most of the horde doesn't seem to have any clue the magnitude of the commercial surveillance we're under, or the breadth of the methods used. It's going to get more than a few of us killed at some point.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (eAshZ)

Psssh. If it gets to the point where metadata they've gathered matters in a conflict then we've already lost. There's plenty of targets for them who are far more open.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (p997d)

211
incognito mode works as well as the xray vision glasses I ordered from Bazooka Joe as a kid.

Doesnt. Do. Crap.
Posted by: fixerupper

======

It used to get you free reads beyond your "monthly limit" at firewalled sites. They got wise to it, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (M9ntN)

212 Did you see the female face in the cockpit? It was inevitable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (M9ntN)


Wait....Female Face? I thought it was Top Gun, not The A-Team.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Remember a few years ago when that chatbot AI became all racist and had to be shutdown?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

214 I wonder what my social credit score is. Because you know Google already has one for every American.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

215 98 someone I know just bought this little device that plugs into your phone's and computer's microphone holes, because it seems the microphone can be turned on remotely, and also, any kind of tech that relies on wakeup word recognition (Alexa, siri, cortana, etc.) is always listening.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

I just want to see Alexa's reaction in a room full of drunks at a house party who shout "How about you blow me you fucking electronic snitching cunt!!!"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (qAR6u)

216
Wait until they start tracking people who watch Trump's WH videos.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (pPNCa)

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Wait? Until?

Dude, this is certainly already happening. And if you are not watching in them in context of hate-watching it, with a preponderance of left-wing type searches to offset those views, you are already on the naughty list at Google/NSA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

217 meanwhile, OT, race card getting maxxed out. insty links to thing saying voters may be catching on to this tactic by the libs.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (JziUy)

218 Most of the horde doesn't seem to have any clue the magnitude of the commercial surveillance we're under, or the breadth of the methods used. It's going to get more than a few of us killed at some point.

-

I just read about what Googles recaptch challenges collect.

The last six months of cookies stands out, but also a complete pixel by pixel screen grab.

And it's funny to encounter one on a VPN. They're almost impossible to get past, and I'm certain it's because they want people frustrated and open to having their data collected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (Lwfjs)

219 I truly think though that the info they are gathering will be trash, I have looked up many things that I am not at all interested in, but because I had to find an answer or I wondered what something was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (r+sAi)

220 Fortunately, I don't have Cuckbook or Tweezer accounts, so I can't be logged into them if I were to, ah, peruse Pr0nhub or XSpamster or any of "those" sites.

(Names changed to protect the innocent)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 04:30 PM (ClOmq)


Facebook still knows who you are:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mavfbs

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (0CeRG)

221 > Normal inclinations are the first sign of racism. Indicative of a closed mind.

In the future you will be required to watch many hours of interracial tranny porn to correct your white male heterosexual bigotry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (GDooN)

222 Google watches you fap.
Posted by: The Ghosts at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (tRLIC)


Not a pretty picture I'm sure.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (A/tFr)

223 214 I wonder what my social credit score is. Because you know Google already has one for every American.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

Low. But you can always make it lower.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (p997d)

224 I mean, you have windows 10. Fucking Cortana cannot be shut off.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (JziUy)

225
lol, you know, how many things would be more distrubing than unsticking the pages of your dad's playboys and reusing them?
Anyone else have a stock of porn in the neighborhood treehouse/clubhouse/fort in the woods when you were kids?
Seems like there was always porn around in our various kid hangouts (I'm talking older kids, like 12 or so... past the age when the opposite sex stopped having cooties and started becoming interesting).


No doubt it was used porn, which seems like a skeevy concept now, but didn't really seem to bother us at that age.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (GDooN)







Ahhhhh.... forest porn.

That takes me back...

*nostalgic swoon*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (veoSD)

226 211
incognito mode works as well as the xray vision glasses I ordered from Bazooka Joe as a kid.

Doesnt. Do. Crap.
Posted by: fixerupper

I wonder why they called him "Bazooka" Joe.
Maybe I should give him a call. My wife might like to meet him....

Posted by: David French at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (NFEMn)

227 ANOTHER Abigail Shapiro thread! This is like getting a straight royal flush!

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (q177U)

228 ace, I *do* buy the AI angle, at least to a great extent. And I think some of these uncanny "coincidences" can be just that, though not entirely coincidences, but not direct snooping either. Makes sense. AI is just data and pattern recognition and judgement that can be emulated raised to the Nth degree, for things like predicting consumer behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (QDnY+)

229 Did you see the female face in the cockpit? It was inevitable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (M9ntN)



There have been female fighter pilots since 1993.

That was 23 years ago.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

230
Did you see the female face in the cockpit?

----

PHRASING???
Posted by: fixerupper

======

Consider this evidence that American air travel was gender-biased from its inception. Now we have to change the names of everything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (M9ntN)

231 Hoping this doesn't happen until the kids are teenagers and I can blame everything on them.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (sGnvY)

232 I just want to see Alexa's reaction in a room full of drunks at a house party who shout "How about you blow me you fucking electronic snitching cunt!!!"
==========
That drone strike you ordered will arrive in three seconds.

Posted by: Alexa at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (Cejn6)

233 188 As with any of this metadata tracking, its value isn't found in individual bits of information, its how it can be crunched and analyzed across all online people and/or group you by these combinations of data bits --- and then used for various reasons, whether it's to sell you something, get you to vote for someone, or deplatform you for bad thought associations, etc..
...
ALPHABET

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (3BvCa)


Cruz said that they influenced over 2,000,000 votes to Hillary.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (lqgsv)

234
Whoa... we got an English speaking raimondo! That's a first. Maybe the other one's scrofula finally killed him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)

235 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS90B4sZf7U

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (lqgsv)

236 201
Bad news for all you repressed homosexual pedophiles who like young boys!

Posted by: raimondo at July 18, 2019 04:46 PM (quegu)

---
So the firewall at Oberlin doesn't black that then? Not surprised.

Did you write the check yet? Gibson family wants a yacht or two.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (cfSRQ)

237 That Planned Parenthood story is hilarious.
Trying to sue the guy to silence him trapped them into having to admit they were lying about selling baby parts. Totally self-inflicted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

238 There have been female fighter pilots since 1993.

That was 23 years ago.
=======
Check your math.

Posted by: Pssst at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Cejn6)

239 Most of the horde doesn't seem to have any clue the magnitude of the commercial surveillance we're under, or the breadth of the methods used. It's going to get more than a few of us killed at some point.


Look. This site is not secure. There is no SSL Certificate, so there's no encryption. Everytime you press "Post," the data you post is readily available to anyone with a sniffer on the internet, looking at the website IP address. In clear text.

If you AREN'T aware of this, you should pay attention.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

240 heh. raimondo doesn't understand how his comment just linked him to what he is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (r+sAi)

241 >>So if you had a big enough computer and a good enough software program and a LARGE enough data sample of what people did all day long and what they do in response to cultural stimuli. You might come pretty close to being able to predict human behavior on the macro level. And with time, you'd see what stimuli can lead to certain outcomes on a macro level.

ALPHABET
- - -
Well, that guy just testified that Google likely got anywhere from 2 - 10 million people to vote for Hillary.

Scott Adams this a.m. responded to that by saying the republic is over, we just haven't felt it yet. There is only one Trump, so after he's gone Google/tech overlords will stealthily pick our next president. Unless Trump finds a way to stop it. It was a really distressing thought.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

242 Think about this.

I saw a presentation by Google about their AI and predictive capabilities. It started with the fact they back up all the internet data three times a day. They have so many events to correlate it's scary. They showed entire predictive structures that were scary accurate and just keep getting better.

They can use it for world events, the financial industry, weather events, elections- you name it. For individuals with enough data they can predict your future choice with very high accuracy.

Think of all the data you voluntarily give them all day long. Then think of this on the wrong hands.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (7RwN9)

243 Just catching up - this was from prior thread and worth repeating!


LifeNews.com @LifeNewsHQ
BREAKING NEWS:

Judge Upholds David Daleiden's 1st Amendment Right to Expose Planned Parenthood Aborted Baby Part Sales

HUGE VICTORY as a liberal judge eviscerates Planned Parenthood's bogus request for $20 million in damages!

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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:54 PM (BqBId)



Posted by: LASue at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (wMHPW)

244 who got banned and why. The link in the side bar just goes to the comments of a thread.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (UUBmN)

245 I'm retired, so I don't care who monitors my internet usage. No career to jeopardize. Blackmail me? Can't get blood from a turnip.

I'd even LIKE to get targeted ads, but have to block all ads because they are a big malware vector. You get more malware from ads than from visiting the major porn sites, who these days do a better job of malware screening than anybody else does.

Now, when the internet starts charging a penny a click, a nickel a search, a dime per email ... THAT's when I stop using the internet. Won't be long before that happens.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (mk9aG)

246 when I was in elementary school some guys got in lots of trouble for trying to burn some playboys just off school grounds. started a small brush fire, fire department had to come put it out.

unsurprisingly, the guys that did it were not the brightest bulbs in the class.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (HALdu)

247 Re:recaptcha

Even worse is that it's apparently trivially easy to make a field that humans can't see or interact with but robots will detect and attempt to fill. When they do they're blocked from the site.

Poof, bot problems solved.

But recaptcha wants proof you're a human, remember?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (a1Qay)

248 There have been female fighter pilots since 1993.

That was 23 years ago.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (mf5HN)


-------

26.

You're a little...... short.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (8XRCm)

249 So the firewall at Oberlin doesn't black that then? Not surprised.

Did you write the check yet? Gibson family wants a yacht or two.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (cfSRQ)


RACIST!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

250
There have been female fighter pilots since 1993.

That was 23 years ago.
Posted by: alexthechick

=====

Yeah, they make up about 7%. And we HAD to have one of them in Top Gun 2, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (M9ntN)

251 Speaking of stuff I'm too scared to google, what is "revenge porn"?

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (q177U)

252
Bad news for all you repressed homosexual pedophiles who like young boys!

Them and the unrepressed ones are about 99.7% of homosexuals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (+x54F)

253
who got banned and why. The link in the side bar just goes to the comments of a thread.
Posted by: lin-duh

======

In that thread, scroll down about four comments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (M9ntN)

254
Eff Stephen King.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 04:40 PM (Ez6QX)



Well, eff him or not, dude's undergoing a YUGE resurgence.

All those streaming channels need content. So, do the movies.

They're even making a movie of King's just godawful sequel to "The Shining".

There's a movie guaranteed to suck and not make it's money back unless they throw away the plot of the book.

Anyway....Stephen's making lots and lots of moolah over the next few years.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (5ANJM)

255 when I was in elementary school some guys got in lots of trouble for trying to burn some playboys just off school grounds. started a small brush fire, fire department had to come put it out.

unsurprisingly, the guys that did it were not the brightest bulbs in the class.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (HALdu)

Why were they trying to burn Playboys magazines?? They were a valuable commodity back in the day

Posted by: David French at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)

256 The new blackmail is that your porn history is exclusively hetero. Clear evidence of thought-crime.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (1L9V9)

257 Speaking of stuff I'm too scared to google, what is "revenge porn"?
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (q177U)


Dudes posting homemade porn videos of ex-girlfriends to "get back at them" for something.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Google watches you fap.

Posted by: The Ghosts at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (tRLIC)
.........

Google likes to watch.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

259 Why is there a "right to privacy" for "women's health" but not for women's anatomy?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (VaN/j)

260 "Psssh. If it gets to the point where metadata
they've gathered matters in a conflict then we've already lost. There's
plenty of targets for them who are far more open.


Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (p997d)"
..
I think you don't understand what I mean. All of this stuff is sitting there, right in the open, for anyone to learn about and yet we still regularly have threads where the bulk of the horde displays their complete lack of understanding.
The problem isn't the information out there now that has been gathered on us; it's that so few people have ANY idea how the methods work, how pervasive they are, or what steps to take to avoid them. We all like to point and laugh about the criminals that go rob banks with their phone in their pocket, but that's the level of fail we're talking about here.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (eAshZ)

261 We blackmail you LONG TIME!

Combine that with the Chinese grabbing all the Office of Personnel Management records, and they have an excellent basis for blackmailing any current or former Federal employee.

Funny how quickly that OPM story disappeared under Obama, isn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (I2/tG)

262 Them and the unrepressed ones are about 99.7% of homosexuals.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (+x54F)

---
Democrat governors of New Jersey hardest hit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)

263 I feel sort of bad for boys who will never find a discarded playboy in a ditch as they ride their bikes to the gas station to buy candy bars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (a1Qay)

264
I'm all for a frontal assault on Google Headquarters using M1A2's and some indirect fire from M777's
Posted by: Marcus T

Neutron bomb. Save the infrastructure as evidence and a warning to others.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 18, 2019 04:47 PM (/6uU7)







M1A2s shooting M1028.

Because it'll be EXTREMELY messy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (veoSD)

265 Well, that guy just testified that Google likely got anywhere from 2 - 10 million people to vote for Hillary.

Scott Adams this a.m. responded to that by saying the republic is over, we just haven't felt it yet. There is only one Trump, so after he's gone Google/tech overlords will stealthily pick our next president. Unless Trump finds a way to stop it. It was a really distressing thought.
Posted by: Lizzy


The only way you could get "me" to vote for a dem is to steal my vote and fake being me.

Because it ain't happening any other way.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (ql3m8)

266
what is "revenge porn"?
Posted by: Max Power

======

Boy and girl have fun taking sexy pix of each other, one of them disses the other, the dissed one posts the pix of the disser online.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (M9ntN)

267 251 Speaking of stuff I'm too scared to google, what is "revenge porn"?

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 04:52 PM (q177U)

Say you got burned by an ex and have sex video of them. Then you upload it. Not so scary.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (p997d)

268 Off David French sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

269 > Speaking of stuff I'm too scared to google, what is "revenge porn"?
Example:

1) You take vids of your gf giving you a hummer, just for personal use.
2) Later, you find out that your gf is blowing your best friend, your brother, and your neighbor's dog.3) You dump her and upload the vid to a porn site, so her skills live on the net forever.
That's basically it.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (GDooN)

270 even if they decide to use the fuckvids against you there is going to be a hierarchy of vulnerability.

how long ago did you watch them

where did you watch them

what did you watch

was the stuff illegal or seemingly illegal

were you among the losers that paid for and or subscribed to the fuckvids?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (HALdu)

271 Anyway....Stephen's making lots and lots of moolah over the next few years.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 04:53 PM (5ANJM)
---
I'm reading Clifford Simak's "All Flesh is Grass" (1965) about a small town that wakes up to find itself trapped inside a dome forcefield.

Hmmmmm...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (kQs4Y)

272 I use the 'Epic' browser. It claims it hides all that stuff, but who knows.

Posted by: dj3way at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (bhPL1)

273 Bing watches you boink.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

274 Google watches you fap.

Posted by: The Ghosts at July 18, 2019 04:45 PM (tRLIC)
.........

Google likes to watch.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

Sploogle.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

275 How does space alien Zuckerberg collect data on a person that does not use facebook?

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (lqgsv)

276 I guess it's a good thing that my inclinations are mostly normal.

Mostly.


#MeToo

Posted by: Kurt E. at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (RaY3L)

277 I feel sort of bad for boys who will never find a discarded playboy in a ditch as they ride their bikes to the gas station to buy candy bars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (a1Qay)


That happened to you too?

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Bing watches you boink.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

Bang

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

279 "what is "revenge porn"?"

Modern courtship rituals now include the exchange of naked JPGs. When you break up with the b!tch, and she sends pix of your junk to everybody, that's revenge porn.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 04:56 PM (mk9aG)

280 "Think of all the data you voluntarily give them all day long. Then think of this on the wrong hands.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:51 PM (7RwN9)"
Their hands already are the wrong hands. That's not outside speculation.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:56 PM (eAshZ)

281 I added facebook and twitter to my script block, so I'm a lot better off than most surfers, but the tracking tech keeps getting better so I have no hope that I'm not being tracked. Check out browser fingerprinting. My odd setup probably makes it easier to track.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 18, 2019 04:56 PM (rwaEp)

282
The only way you could get "me" to vote for a dem is to steal my vote and fake being me.

------

Challenge Accepted.

~Diebold Voting Machines, Inc.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

283 Uhhh btw I just go for the comments

Posted by: dj3way at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (bhPL1)

284 what is "revenge porn"?
Posted by: Max Power




you surfing the web with a green screen crt monitor?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (HALdu)

285 "ood reason to say goodbye to pron. A huge waste of time"
you know what Google cannot hack?

Posted by: le Wanque Banque at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (lQHj1)

286 Yeah, revenge porn isn't nearly as bad as it sounds.

It's a scumbag thing to do, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

287 I think you don't understand what I mean. All of this stuff is sitting there, right in the open, for anyone to learn about and yet we still regularly have threads where the bulk of the horde displays their complete lack of understanding.
The problem isn't the information out there now that has been gathered on us; it's that so few people have ANY idea how the methods work, how pervasive they are, or what steps to take to avoid them. We all like to point and laugh about the criminals that go rob banks with their phone in their pocket, but that's the level of fail we're talking about here.
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (eAshZ)




This might be a good topic to regularly have. I admit to being a bean counter and not a programmer whiz.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)

288 So raitardo is calling homosexuals pedophiles?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (oVJmc)

289
Challenge Accepted.

~Diebold Voting Machines, Inc.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)


A George Soros Company.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

290 That happened to you too?

-

I'm not joking when I say that's probably up there with first kiss so far as memories are concerned with most guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (a1Qay)

291 "who got banned and why." Newbie who said something sideways about Jews. Watch what you say.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (mk9aG)

292 who got banned and why. The link in the side bar just goes to the comments of a thread.
Posted by: lin-duh


I figured earlier in the day the stench of jooooo hate would be aired out at some point...

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (A/tFr)

293 re 251: pretty much posting nude pics of your ex on the internet.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (ZqRa6)

294 Busty lesbian pron is something we should all be able to agree on

Posted by: brak at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (jFdGx)

295 Revenge porn is possibly real, versus real porn which is never real.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (rwaEp)

296 Are you calling me a plagiarist?? I made up all the stuff about alien clown spiders and 11 year old kids having orgies in my own noggin, thank you very much!!

Posted by: Stephen King at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)

297 Did you see the female face in the cockpit? It was inevitable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


To be fair, his instructor/love interest in the first one played by Kelly McGillis I believe was at least implied to also be a pilot herself.

And there have been some pretty decent American female combat pilots in recent years. And of course some spectacular failures.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (NoKAc)

298 Yeah, revenge porn isn't nearly as bad as it sounds.

It's a scumbag thing to do, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)


We must visit different websites, then.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

299
I was inform by Google that they built a sever farm just for my porn visits.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (t6XCL)

300
Modern courtship rituals now include the exchange of naked JPGs.
When you break up with the b!tch, and she sends pix of your junk to
everybody, that's revenge porn.


I consider that 'free advertising.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

301 Given they can fake your browsing history combined with the fact Democrat's have ensured nothing is sexually off limits today the blackmail potential has gone down significantly.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (7RwN9)

302 270
even if they decide to use the fuckvids against you there is going to be a hierarchy of vulnerability.





Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (HALdu)

---
I take it as a given that the under-30 crowd has zero shame regarding looking at porn and maybe half of those older care if anyone knows.

Our favorite Kurt got busted looking at tentacle porn and wasn't fired.

So not a lot of leverage, really.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (cfSRQ)

303 I think you don't understand what I mean. All of this stuff is sitting there, right in the open, for anyone to learn about and yet we still regularly have threads where the bulk of the horde displays their complete lack of understanding.
The problem isn't the information out there now that has been gathered on us; it's that so few people have ANY idea how the methods work, how pervasive they are, or what steps to take to avoid them. We all like to point and laugh about the criminals that go rob banks with their phone in their pocket, but that's the level of fail we're talking about here.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:54 PM (eAshZ)

If they can freely arrest us for our views, we already lost. Knowing who we are isn't the point where they win. The point where they win is when they can persecute us without anyone fighting back.

There are literally millions of unabashed public right wingers for them to target. Our chance to win doesn't involve becoming some kind of underground resistance.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (p997d)

304 You wouldn't believe the sick shit Google caught me looking at...

Posted by: John Roberts at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)

305 Well, that guy just testified that Google likely got anywhere from 2 - 10 million people to vote for Hillary.

Scott Adams this a.m. responded to that by saying the republic is over, we just haven't felt it yet. There is only one Trump, so after he's gone Google/tech overlords will stealthily pick our next president. Unless Trump finds a way to stop it. It was a really distressing thought.
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Well, many of us have already had this thought. Welcome to the party.

He has to take them out. Cause if they get the upper hand again its over. I don't see the US military sitting it out if the techogarchs try to take over covertly using voter manipulation tools because they know it's over then.

So yeah, I think prayer is something that is very important right now. Also disaster planning. I'm not a survivalist. I don't sell stuff to people who are. I'm just looking at a deteriorating situation and a long shot for a good outcome.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (Cejn6)

306 299
I was inform by Google that they built a sever farm just for my porn visits.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (t6XCL)

Ouch!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

307 "286
Yeah, revenge porn isn't nearly as bad as it sounds.



It's a scumbag thing to do, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)"
..
Not sure how you arrive at that conclusion. It's a career killer for a lot of fields, and it's not uncommon for it to come bundled with large scale blackmailing ops. Not to mention, I can think of several fatalities related to it in just the last few months.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (eAshZ)

308 I don't think guugle and fb have thought this through entirely. Do they really want to be the reason for the many many many ruined lives ... Im sure they will sleep well knowing that they screwed over a crazy or 2 or 3...etc. Good luck with that.

Posted by: DXO at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (nzKWW)

309 When I type PhD, University of Pennsylvania into pornhub.com, you should see what comes up. No wonder no one paid off the crew coach to get into Penn
Hell, she's likely out there on Pine Street with a sandwich board trolling for rowers.

Posted by: Jennifer Henrickson at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (Jj+59)

310 265 Well, that guy just testified that Google likely got anywhere from 2 - 10 million people to vote for Hillary.

Scott Adams this a.m. responded to that by saying the republic is over, we just haven't felt it yet. There is only one Trump, so after he's gone Google/tech overlords will stealthily pick our next president. Unless Trump finds a way to stop it. It was a really distressing thought.
Posted by: Lizzy


Doomsayers using their public voice saying
The End is Near.
It's All Over.
It's All Down Hill
The Republic is Through

NEED THEIR BUTTS KICKED HARD.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (lqgsv)

311 I don't use face book, but I read a friends account. She got a post from her cousin about his dog, a doberman pitcher that was in the DP magazine. I clicked on the link to the magazine.
That was three days ago, now everyday the magazine is posting at least three times to her account with "you might me interested"
Pretty creepy.

Posted by: Kemp at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (B4hIu)

312 You wouldn't believe the sick shit Google caught me looking at...

Posted by: John Roberts at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)
.........

RBG has a webcam?

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

313 I really am not surprised. And not upset. Everyone watches prom so unless youre searching for some seriously nasty shit or illegal stuff, it is not really blackmailable.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (IloAY)

314 Do it doucemo.. do it very slowly. ...

Posted by: Google at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (tRLIC)

315 > I feel sort of bad for boys who will never find a discarded playboy in a
ditch as they ride their bikes to the gas station to buy candy bars.


I understand the feeling. Porn was rare back then... that's why we kept any we managed to find in our tree forts and such. Community property, as it were.
On the other hand, today's kids of that age have already seen Uzbekistani midget bukkake, so I don't think they'd bee too impressed by Miss September




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (GDooN)

316 Be of good cheer, we are a hardy people and the doomsayers will be cast out with the rest of the communists.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (lqgsv)

317 "If they can freely arrest us for our views, we
already lost. Knowing who we are isn't the point where they win. The
point where they win is when they can persecute us without anyone
fighting back.

There are literally millions of unabashed public
right wingers for them to target. Our chance to win doesn't involve
becoming some kind of underground resistance.


Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 04:59 PM (p997d)"
..
This is the point we are at now. I don't see why that should entail just giving up, though. They will continue to put the screws to people, and some of us will keep fighting back. Those that do need to understand how not to get busted immediately.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (eAshZ)

318 I don't use face book, but I read a friends account. She got a post from her cousin about his dog, a doberman pitcher that was in the DP magazine. I clicked on the link to the magazine.
That was three days ago, now everyday the magazine is posting at least three times to her account with "you might me interested"
Pretty creepy.
Posted by: Kemp at July 18, 2019 05:00 PM (B4hIu)


Clear your browser cache and delete all cookies.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Why do sphincter bleaching ads keep popping up on my computer?

Posted by: Mayor Keith London, and Hope Solo at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Zx6uT)

320 I wonder what my social credit score is. Because you know Google already has one for every American.





Posted by: alexthechick


I wonder if your footnotes are funnier than the comments here.

Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (FhXTo)

321
To be fair, his instructor/love interest in the first one played by Kelly McGillis I believe was at least implied to also be a pilot herself.

And there have been some pretty decent American female combat pilots in recent years. And of course some spectacular failures.
Posted by: Sharkman

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I suppose she was a pilot, but she was never shown in a cockpit. She was a civilian.

I'm sure there have been some fine female combat pilots, and I'm not one bit surprised that although they barely constitute a statistically significant percentage in the overall force, they show up in Top Gun 2.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (M9ntN)

322 VPN's are your friend!

Posted by: Kemp at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (B4hIu)

323 Speaking of snooping on the internet, here's a tip for all you parents of teens: Go snoop on your kids' browser caches. You will be shocked by what you find. You might save some kids life. Go now and do it.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (mk9aG)

324
To be fair, his instructor/love interest in the
first one played by Kelly McGillis I believe was at least implied to
also be a pilot herself.



And there have been some pretty decent American female combat pilots in recent years. And of course some spectacular failures.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (NoKAc)

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That character was based on a real woman who did tactical analysis IIRC.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (cfSRQ)

325 188 So if you had a big enough computer and a good enough software program and a LARGE enough data sample of what people did all day long and what they do in response to cultural stimuli. You might come pretty close to being able to predict human behavior on the macro level create a pretty awesome SIMS game.

fixt, for certain values of "awesome".

Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (sGtp+)

326 LOL GFY. I quit looking at porn before Facebook and Google existed.

Posted by: JAS at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (I5SAg)

327 There is a big difference between staying cheerful and being utterly unrealistic.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (eAshZ)

328 >>>lol, you know, how many things would be more distrubing than unsticking the pages of your dad's playboys and reusing them?
Anyone else have a stock of porn in the neighborhood treehouse/clubhouse/fort in the woods when you were kids?
Seems like there was always porn around in our various kid hangouts (I'm talking older kids, like 12 or so... past the age when the opposite sex stopped having cooties and started becoming interesting).

yup.

I believe how they got it was by raiding the 7-11 dumpsters. When a magazine isn't sold, they take off the cover and send the cover back to the publisher to get credit. They just send the cover to reduce shipping costs.

Then they throw out the rest of the mag.

All the Buried Pornos the neighborhood kids had lacked a cover.

And they did bury them. Man, the ones I saw were all wet and reddish from mud.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)

329 It's a career killer now. It won't be when almost half the workforce has some sort of nudes out there.

Besides, any guy that has his face and his junk in the same pic clearly can't be trusted with anything more complicated than the fryolator.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

330


CNN will be hosting the Dem debate July 30 & 31st in Detroit
@reidepstein


Also from CNN logistics calls with the 2020 campaigns:Also from CNN's logistics calls with the 2020 campaigns:

"Candidates are required to leave their phones and watches in the green rooms.

Each campaign gets 30 tickets.

The Inslee campaign asked if he national anthem
will be sung. It will be sung."

You just know he's going to be taking a knee. He's the one that is going to appoint Megan Rapinoe as his SOS.


Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (RBOtF)

331 you the weird thing about my experience with fuckvids and similar is that I never really had any interaction with them until I was nearly out of college and the internets were taking off.

were it not for the internets I would have gone right through the fuckvids / mags ages without having encountered more than a handful.

thanks to the internets I am well versed in every vile and despicable abbreviation and word.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (HALdu)

332 Man, the ones I saw were all wet and reddish from mud.

------

Sorry man.... that wasnt mud.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

333
Clear your browser cache and delete all cookies.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

I do that regularly, it is on her face book page, so clearing my stuff or her stuff won't make a difference. They are linking her FB account. It's FB's doings.

Posted by: Kemp at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (B4hIu)

334 Does that mean they know about all the times I sent flowers to my bride?

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Jj+59)

335 311 I don't use face book, but I read a friends account. She got a post from her cousin about his dog, a doberman pitcher that was in the DP magazine. I clicked on the link to the magazine.


Everytime I click a FarceBook link the sight wants me to sign in to something before I can see it.

I never do and I don't see it.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (lqgsv)

336 There's porn on the Internet?

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (O05cL)

337 can't this information be used in designing your personal cherry 2000?

maybe the tech companies are looking out for your long term interests, hmmm?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (Pg+x7)

338 "Porn was rare back then" We had to jack off to Tex Avery cartoons.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (mk9aG)

339 You can protect yourself by wiping your hard drive.

Like, with a cloth.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

340 Pixy has Google Analytics turned on for the comments pages of this smart military blog.

If Google pays attention to the "Name" box, they probably think that Mary Cloggenstein consumes as much porn as 200 normal men.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (sGnvY)

341 I'm getting conspiratorially minded these days. Back when I had an Amazon account, I'd see ads for naval books - including here. But I've closed mine out, as has my wife.

Today, we placed an order for some books somewhere else. The order wouldn't go through. Instead of giving up, I called my bank, and they fixed it. But I'm wondering if Amazon has made some deal with banks to make life more difficult for their competitors. Wouldn't put it past them.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (VaN/j)

342 Bing watches you boink.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

How do they do that?. The only computer I have is in the dining room. I've never boinked there

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (+0VWg)

343 If anyone sends me a link to "DP Magazine," there's no damn way I'm clicking it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

344 Does that mean they know about all the times I sent flowers to my bride?
Posted by: Ass Chum at July 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Jj+59)

-----

We all do, little butt fish.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

345 299 I was inform by Google that they built a sever farm just for my porn visits.

indeed.

Posted by: that alleged NSA facility in Utah at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (sGtp+)

346 VPN's are your friend!
Posted by: Kemp at July 18, 2019 05:01 PM (B4hIu)



Yeah. My brother's been trying to talk me into getting one.

Which I may.

But, it's not like they're going to discover anything new or even particularly interesting, about me that they don't already know.

Those horses are out of the barn, I imagine.


Creepy as fuck, though.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (5ANJM)

347 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (+0VWg)

----

You certainly in a "sharing" mood today Fen.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

348 ... for instance, some day in the not too distant future you might say "alexa, have my cherry 2000 sing whitney houston."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Pg+x7)

349 I don't think guugle and fb have thought this through entirely. Do they really want to be the reason for the many many many ruined lives ... Im sure they will sleep well knowing that they screwed over a crazy or 2 or 3...etc. Good luck with that.
=========
How does a dictator take control of a country?

Kill a few people to make an example and the rest fall in line. (Whiff of grapeshot)

Its about power, not money. Ultimate power.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (3BvCa)

350 342 Bing watches you boink.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

How do they do that?. The only computer I have is in the dining room. I've never boinked there


ever watched "blade runner"? "zoom 8 to 32. enhance."

Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

351 Hey everybody.

Frontier still jerking me and my mom around. They still won't come to fix any of our internet or cable TV 'til Tuesday.

Congress really needs to get its balls back and start breaking up these big tech companies into tiny pieces, left and right.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (1yOj/)

352 "Those horses are out of the barn, I imagine.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (5ANJM)"

No no, horses is another guy. I dig octopuses.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, with a disappointing half-a-stock at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

353 Bing watches you boink.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

How do they do that?. The only computer I have is in the dining room. I've never boinked there
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:04 PM (+0VWg)



They use mirrors.

It's like billiards.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (5ANJM)

354 > "Porn was rare back then" We had to jack off to Tex Avery cartoons.

You had Tex Avery? All we had was the Venus of Willendorf.

Posted by: Cro-Magnon Charlie at July 18, 2019 05:06 PM (GDooN)

355 how are you going to blackmail someone in this nation of freaks and weirdos held up as heroes? there's a dude who's married to a dude running for president. there's a broad her beejered her way into the race.

Posted by: x at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (nFwvY)

356 The thing is that fake everything can now be done, for instance deep fake videos are getting pretty damn good, so them knowing about a website you visited doesn't even matter. They could just make it look like you did anyway. OTOH, this is also a defense.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (r+sAi)

357 Remove Futanari!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

358 They use mirrors.

It's like billiards.

Posted by: naturalfake

Do they have to call their shots?

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (vd8XM)

359 Tex Avery wasn't bad. Bugs Bunny dressed up as Jessica Rabbit? Hubba hubba!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (1yOj/)

360 you know, the thing about surfing fuckvids is you can only have so many tabs open before you have to choose between closing your spreadsheet or closing tabs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (HALdu)

361 Ruh Rho.

Posted by: Scooby at July 18, 2019 05:07 PM (hi6cA)

362 Listen, like I told my bride-- I am a perv, but I'm a normal perv. You need to know that every guy who looks at you is thinking about how you look naked. We can't help ourselves. That's us. Normal men.From your sons to your dad - all of us.
BUT - we do not feel that way about little girls or little boys. And we still open the door for you.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Jj+59)

363 I'm sure there have been some fine female combat pilots, and I'm not one bit surprised that although they barely constitute a statistically significant percentage in the overall force, they show up in Top Gun 2.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Somebody has to die in a tragic training accident so Tom can get all afraid to saddle up again. Might as well be a chick this time.

"She wad the best of us. Now let's saddle up and go kill a bunch of White Nationalists!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2019 05:08 PM (NoKAc)

364 Posted by: JAS at July 18, 2019 05:02 PM (I5SAg)

I congratulate you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:08 PM (+0VWg)

365 Google probably wants to download child porn. Lots of leftists are into child porn...

Posted by: Constantine XI at July 18, 2019 05:08 PM (yiAMj)

366 I'm sure I'm on so many government lists that my meatspace name is a joke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:08 PM (tRLIC)

367 man, I go do necessary stuff for just a couple of hours, and AoSHQ is En Fuego!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

368
Fake Outrage by the same leftist-fascist cocksuckers who brought us the fake outrage over saying immigrants should "speak English."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (8W8Zr)

369 Rep. Omar: "Lots of Americans" agree with me that Trump is blackmailing Sen. Graham over his homosexuality

-
Keep it classy, Ilhan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

370 Yeah, my greatest fear is getting hit with ransomware. But like in negotiating with terrorists, I will refuse to give in. Which is why I do frequent backups ..

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (WaVQv)

371 Constantine, wouldn't surprise me if the big techies are actually producing/funding some of the major black web sites.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (1yOj/)

372 Not me. When I look at a girl, I imagine what her fish tank looks like.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, with a disappointing half-a-stock at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

373 Most my porn was downloaded more than a decade ago from usenet and for free. Some of it I even scanned from VHS. I can't imagine how skeevy those websites must be these days.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (eAZVt)

374 Listen, like I told my bride-- I am a perv, but I'm a normal perv. You need to know that every guy who looks at you is thinking about how you look naked. We can't help ourselves. That's us. Normal men.From your sons to your dad - all of us.
BUT - we do not feel that way about little girls or little boys. And we still open the door for you.
Posted by: Ass Chum at J




you know, you should use some different wording in there, unless you are suggesting your wife's sons and dad wonder how she looks nekkid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (HALdu)

375 "Bugs Bunny dressed up as Jessica Rabbit? Hubba hubba!" In the documentary "Crumb," Robert Crumb confesses to masturbating to Bugs Bunny. (Don't let that keep you from watching the movie "Crumb," which is a superb look at the thin line between genius and insanity as it runs in families.)

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (mk9aG)

376 Once you go tentacle sex you never go back.

Posted by: Flying Octopus at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (hi6cA)

377
how are you going to blackmail someone in this nation of freaks and weirdos held up as heroes? there's a dude who's married to a dude running for president. there's a broad her beejered her way into the race.
Posted by: x

=======

That's our betters, though. They're expected to be scummy. It's us normies who get held up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (M9ntN)

378 It's been a while since we had a pedophile joke thread.

I'm guessing that's inappropriate these days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (tRLIC)

379
I guess I must be dumb, 'Cause you had a pocket full of horses.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (8W8Zr)

380 Porn on VHS?

"Gotta adjust the tracking, this is either Backdoor Sluts 9 or an episode of American Gladiators."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

381 Anyway back to the post point, its the nefarious freaking minds of these fascists at google and facebook that are the problem. Let's spy on the whole world!, who the hell thinks like that? Just commies and weirdos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (r+sAi)

382 214 I wonder what my social credit score is. Because you know Google already has one for every American.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

I'm thinking that anybody who's been in the Horde for long enough has the score that causes them to send out the Armored Robot Death Commandos when Face Colander Time arrives.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

383 I thought that being a moron required you to have sex in every room in your house

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (woh7N)

384 291 "who got banned and why." Newbie who said something sideways about Jews. Watch what you say.
Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 04:58 PM (mk9aG)



Really? I took the comment from "annem" as an attack on the #NeverTrump cucks trying to curry favor with the Left, in that they are acting just like those who turn and blind eye and look the other way at the increasingly blatant anti-Semitism of the Left.

At least that was how I took it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (ujg0T)

385 383 I thought that being a moron required you to have sex in every room in your house
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (woh7N)

Yeah, try doing that with your son and your mom living with you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (Ez6QX)

386 Show me the man and I'll show you the porn stash.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (koNhm)

387
"Ayanna Pressley: her country so much that she wanted to help America live up to its ideals."

--John Effin' Kerry

That answers some of the questions rattling around on previous threads.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (M9ntN)

388 380
Porn on VHS?



"Gotta adjust the tracking, this is either Backdoor Sluts 9 or an episode of American Gladiators."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

---
"Now watch me make the toothpaste go back into the tube!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (cfSRQ)

389 Show me the man and I'll show you the porn stash.
Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria

Nah, That's ice cream

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (vd8XM)

390 I thought that being a moron required you to have sex in every room in your house
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at J




yes, but with someone else

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (HALdu)

391 375 "Bugs Bunny dressed up as Jessica Rabbit? Hubba hubba!" In the documentary "Crumb," Robert Crumb confesses to masturbating to Bugs Bunny. (Don't let that keep you from watching the movie "Crumb," which is a superb look at the thin line between genius and insanity as it runs in families.)
Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (mk9aG)

I remember that one, and remember thinking that the Crumbs and the French were very well matched.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

392 I'm thinking that anybody who's been in the Horde for long enough has the score that causes them to send out the Armored Robot Death Commandos when Face Colander Time arrives.
=====
I, for one, will be insulted if they don't send their very best.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 05:12 PM (3BvCa)

393
*loving her country so much

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (M9ntN)

394 "At least that was how I took it." In the comment in which Ace explained the ban, it appears Ace took it as a slam against Jews. So watch what you say.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (mk9aG)

395 My porn + My guns + Canoe

It was terrible weather that day..

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (gPZ9i)

396 382 214 I wonder what my social credit score is. Because you know Google already has one for every American.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 18, 2019 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

I'm thinking that anybody who's been in the Horde for long enough has the score that causes them to send out the Armored Robot Death Commandos when Face Colander Time arrives.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

Hence the AR 10.
I'm not sure 5.56 will scare the Armored Robots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

397 I thought it was porn stache.

Posted by: Rollie Fingers at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

398 I had a colleague in the 80's that said "Watching people fuck is like watching people eat."
So true.

Posted by: JAS at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (I5SAg)

399 You certainly in a "sharing" mood today Fen.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

Was that inappropriate of me?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (+0VWg)

400 Lord help us when the Social Credit Scores begin beyond the current passive mode.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ym5eo)

401
Dr. Robert Epstein explains how dangerous Google is:

https://tinyurl.com/y5npkrd8

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (RBOtF)

402 start either quietly blackmailing people or publicly embarrassing people by releasing huge troves of data about porn usage.
____
START?!?!?!

Posted by: John Roberts at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (WdocV)

403 Shit, when I was in my early teens,my father used to lock me out of my own room so he could use my computer to look at porn.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (Bkpa1)

404 I grabbed a Playboy from my neighbor who was about 10 years older than I.

I still remember the tagline on the centerfold....Illini Eyeful....

Too bad skin is so commonplace for the young lads these days.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (FTlwv)

405
that was how I took it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

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Me too. Not anti-Semitic. Anti-Never-Trumper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)

406 > Don't let that keep you from watching the movie "Crumb," which is a
superb look at the thin line between genius and insanity as it runs in
families.
Excellent movie.

Before I saw it, I would have bet a large sum of money against Robert being the most normal one in his family.

Posted by: Cro-Magnon Charlie at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (GDooN)

407 "Porn on VHS?"

One of the videos has a worn-out spot from being paused too much. I tried a few different VHS players when I was scanning to mpg, but that one spot was always garbled.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (eAZVt)

408 367
man, I go do necessary stuff for just a couple of hours, and AoSHQ is En Fuego!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Right? Chicktronauts, Strokegasm, now Googleporn and Faceporn.
Groovy day here at the blog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (hi6cA)

409 I had a colleague in the 80's that said "Watching people fuck is like watching people eat."
So true.
Posted by: JAS at J




you guys have to find some people with better table manners

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:14 PM (HALdu)

410 "Bugs Bunny dressed up as Jessica Rabbit? Hubba hubba!" In the documentary "Crumb," Robert Crumb confesses to masturbating to Bugs Bunny. (Don't let that keep you from watching the movie "Crumb," which is a superb look at the thin line between genius and insanity as it runs in families.)
Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (mk9aG)


I thought it was a very good documentary.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (A/tFr)

411 Speaking of things that get you "On The List", I see that UPS just delivered two M31 practice rifle grenades to my house, one still in the original sealed tube.

Mine are for display purposes only.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (tRLIC)

412 Send her back, Jack
Do it again
Wheel turnin' round and round
Send her back, Jack
Do it again

Posted by: Steely Dan at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

413 Mayor Pete BootyGig hates us.

Posted by: The Straights of Hormuz at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Zx6uT)

414 "Bugs Bunny dressed up as Jessica Rabbit? Hubba hubba!" In the documentary "Crumb," Robert Crumb confesses to masturbating to Bugs Bunny...

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:10 PM (mk9aG)



I imagine that's the purpose of 99.99999999999999% of the purpose of all those anime dolls, ie. figurines.

naturalfake's Future Forecast #5:

Sex robots won't do well at first because of the whole uncanny valley thing.

But, once the makes forget reality and manufacture Anime-Style Fuck Bots, Whoa nelly! they're gonna do crazy business.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (5ANJM)

415 "I remember that one, and remember thinking that the Crumbs and the French were very well matched."

Yeah, the Crumbs are real pills, and they let it all hang out. Kudos to Zwigoff for the cinema verite. Also, Zwigoffs Ghost World is plumb chock full of various references to Crumb and his art and "vision."

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (mk9aG)

416 Let's spy on the whole world!, who the hell thinks like that? Just commies and weirdos.
***

It is how they make money.

We need to get congress to ban it.

Paging Sen Hawley....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (WdocV)

417 My social credit score is probably in negative numbers at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

418 "like watching people eat."

Well, it *can* make you hungry.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (eAZVt)

419 I had a colleague in the 80's that said "Watching people fuck is like watching people eat."
So true.
Posted by: JAS at J
=====
Will NOT be accepting invitation to your house for Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Cejn6)

420 I thought it was porn stache.
Posted by: Rollie Fingers at J


lol, you know, it is pronounced stashay

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (HALdu)

421 It will be my goal to make my social credit score 0.00

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (r+sAi)

422 Definitely easier than the porn Vic had as a kid, with the wax cylinder and the hand crank. Needed a lot of coordination for that.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

423 397 I thought it was porn stache.
Posted by: Rollie Fingers at July 18, 2019 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

No reason you can't have both.

Posted by: John Holmes at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

424 As an experiment I Binged my nic and it showed some comments, with the newly added "some comments removed." Hitting that link led me to the Terms of Agreement/Fascist Censorship page.

So, my piddling, anonymous, mild-mannered comments have already been subject to Big AI scrubbing. Oh, and I believe I posted one Twit. And, my recent view on Twitter indicates my account has been suspended for some unknown reason.

Apply to the real influencers and multiply this by millions and you see where this is going.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (koNhm)

425 No mention of the Japan arson at the HQ?

33 dead at Kyoto Animation. Angry person brought 40 liters of gasoline to office and set the place on fire.

neighbors say he was saying the studio had stolen from him.

quite a tragedy. right now BBC seems to have most up to date coverage in English.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49027178

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (LWu6U)

426 I saw the jew hate too.
Well deserved ban.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (0OmEj)

427 search places like Startpage supposedly block what you search from being tracked ... and will show many things through their page. Not sure if porn can be watched that way (how could I possibly know that?) ... but I'd heard the danger of porn sites is all the computer viruses and such ... kinda like getting a digital STD I suppose.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Cus5s)

428 Ayanna Pressley: her country so much that she wanted to help America live up to its ideals.


I didn't realize that it was an American ideal that everybody needs to think and believe in leftist lock step or they're "inauthentic".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (+0VWg)

429 417 My social credit score is probably in negative numbers at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

If it's any consolation, I think it goes lower every time you visit the nurse.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (p997d)

430 371 Constantine, wouldn't surprise me if the big techies are actually producing/funding some of the major black web sites.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 05:09 PM (1yOj/)


You have a devious mind.
Do you need a job?
Call

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (lqgsv)

431 Robert Crumb was my favorite artist growing up, you can't wack it to Mad or Cracked magazine

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (woh7N)

432 > Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria

Ever see that picture of Stalin's daughter (a little girl at the time) sitting on Beria's lap, while Stalin does paperwork at a table in the background?
Creeps me right the fuck out. Such a normal picture, unless you know what those people did.


Posted by: Cro-Magnon Charlie at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (GDooN)

433 The left (bigtech) does not care about porn. They are porn personified in all it's various perversions. Their plan is to bring perversion as was formerly classified by psych pros before they announced it was 'normal', back in the late 60's-early 70's? Now today, when perversion is deemed not only normal behavior but preferred behavior they can reserve the normal perversions for themselves and righteously point the finger at others. The others will be conservatives who have the pornstain somewhere on their clothing or their persons. The left will see absolutely no irony in this stance at all. Left don't do nothing without a plan.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (UUkQp)

434 what they do in response to cultural stimuli. You might come pretty close to being able to predict human behavior on the macro level create a pretty awesome SIMS game.


___

Why do they all just sit in front of a computer all day?

Posted by: Guy playing this sims game at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (WdocV)

435 "But, once the makes forget reality and manufacture Anime-Style Fuck Bots, Whoa nelly! they're gonna do crazy business."

Sex robots really will change the world for the better. Men will no longer have to take any sh!t from women, and womens' political power will diminish to nothing, and then the world can be sane again.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (mk9aG)

436 428>>>

Then you don't spend any time on Social Media.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (Bkpa1)

437
Somebody has to die in a tragic training accident so Tom can get all afraid to saddle up again. Might as well be a chick this time.

"She wad the best of us. Now let's saddle up and go kill a bunch of White Nationalists!"
Posted by: Sharkman

========

You read my mind. Someone always has to get sacrificed in these movies -- in the previous one it was Goose. Won't be one bit surprised if she gets it in this one. Some act of selfless bravery, of course.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (M9ntN)

438 If you come to my house for Thanksgiving, you DO get to eat and not just watch.

Posted by: JAS at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (I5SAg)

439 Like I said, I don't think I buy that. Something to consider, though.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

...

We're pretty close to that.

Most recent for us was my wife saying "oh I need to get a present for the baby (my niece)".

Opens amazon's shopping thing, types the letter "T" into the search bar and it autocompletes to "Toys for one year olds".

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (yL25O)

440 The left (bigtech) does not care about porn. They are porn personified in all it's various perversions. Their plan is to bring perversion as was formerly classified by psych pros before they announced it was 'normal', back in the late 60's-early 70's? Now today, when perversion is deemed not only normal behavior but preferred behavior they can reserve the normal perversions for themselves and righteously point the finger at others. The others will be conservatives who have the pornstain somewhere on their clothing or their persons. The left will see absolutely no irony in this stance at all. Left don't do nothing without a plan.
Posted by: Eromero at J



and

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (HALdu)

441 > Robert Crumb was my favorite artist growing up, you can't wack it to Mad or Cracked magazine

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I like big thighs and I cannot lie!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (GDooN)

442 CCleaner cleans up some messes your browser leaves behind.

Posted by: Olive Bet - pron free fried or boiled at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (lqgsv)

443 A porn stash and a porn 'stache are two very different things.

Know the difference.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (iB1oa)

444 If you post a dikpic on Facebook, does AI auto delete or does it take a few for admin to get on it? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (FTPVM)

445 Constantine, wouldn't surprise me if the big techies are actually producing/funding some of the major black web sites.

***

You mean like they are running the dark real world place (hi CGI co-founder Epstein!)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (WdocV)

446 Who was that commenter that used to claim that porn didn't exist before 1950? Ken, maybe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (tRLIC)

447 Didn't hear about KyoAni. Not really a fan of anything they make, but obviously really sad to hear about.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

448 I saw the jew hate too.
Well deserved ban.
=======
I think there is a Soros op in progress. Seen some stuff elsewhere, similar flavor. New commentors, conservative sites, Just a hunch. Keep an eye peeled.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Cejn6)

449
Ayanna Pressley: her country so much that she wanted to help America live up to its ideals.


I didn't realize that it was an American ideal that everybody needs to think and believe in leftist lock step or they're "inauthentic".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=====

I left out a word. LOVING her country so much that she wanted to help America live up to its ideals.

In other words, that's their defense for hating us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (M9ntN)

450 425 No mention of the Japan arson at the HQ?

33 dead at Kyoto Animation. Angry person brought 40 liters of gasoline to office and set the place on fire.

neighbors say he was saying the studio had stolen from him.

quite a tragedy. right now BBC seems to have most up to date coverage in English.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49027178
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 18, 2019 05:16 PM (LWu6U)

Damn.

Good studio, overall. Sounds like fucked up assmonger was blaming them for 'ripping off' his ideas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

451 > you can't wack it to Mad or Cracked magazine

Vampirella, on the other hand....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (GDooN)

452 You read my mind. Someone always has to get sacrificed in these movies -- in the previous one it was Goose. Won't be one bit surprised if she gets it in this one. Some act of selfless bravery, of course.
-----
Holy crap -- Goose DIES!?!?!??

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (iB1oa)

453 438 If you come to my house for Thanksgiving, you DO get to eat and not just watch.
Posted by: JAS at July 18, 2019 05:18 PM (I5SAg)

Ummm...phrasing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)

454
Who was that commenter that used to claim that porn didn't exist before 1950? Ken, maybe?


Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (tRLIC)


French postcards

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 05:21 PM (TAmPV)

455 Vampirella, on the other hand....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 05:20 PM (GDooN)

*fapping intensifies*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (bcbK8)

456 I take it back, KyoAni did Clannad, Fumoffu, and Nichijou. So I do like some of their stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

457 Ever see that picture of Stalin's daughter (a little girl at the time) sitting on Beria's lap, while Stalin does paperwork at a table in the background?
Creeps me right the fuck out. Such a normal picture, unless you know what those people did.


Posted by: Cro-Magnon Charlie at July 18, 2019 05:17 PM (GDooN)

I've seen that pic and it is creepy.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

458 @454
I think some Babylonian was drawing something dirty and accidentally invented cuneiform.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (koNhm)

459 Mark - I hit you back on email.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

460 >>> French postcards

The Japanese were even doing *tentacle* pron in the 19th century.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (sGnvY)

461 > 33 dead at Kyoto Animation. Angry person brought 40 liters of gasoline to office and set the place on fire.


Clearly Japan needs common-sense gasoline control.


We recommend: a mandatory background check and a three day waiting period before buying gas. No automated gas pumps, hand pumps only. A ban on high-capacity gas tanks. No one needs more than one gallon of gas at a time.


Posted by: The Brady Foundation at July 18, 2019 05:22 PM (GDooN)

462 454
Who was that commenter that used to claim that porn didn't exist before 1950? Ken, maybe?


Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:19 PM (tRLIC)


French postcards
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 05:21 PM (TAmPV)

Cave paintings.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

463 "33 dead at Kyoto Animation. Angry person brought 40 liters of gasoline to office and set the place on fire."

OMG, that's horrible. I often explain to gun grabbers that an evil person can kill more people with gasoline than with a rifle. That's just awful.

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:23 PM (mk9aG)

464 Nood!, you no-noodling McNoodfails.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:24 PM (tRLIC)

465 @463
This is why in many jurisdictions justifiable homicide includes stopping an arsonist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 05:24 PM (koNhm)

466 "Keep an eye peeled" and watch what you say!

Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:24 PM (mk9aG)

467 464 Nood!, you no-noodling McNoodfails.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:24 PM (tRLIC)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Ez6QX)

468 Really? I took the comment from "annem" as an attack on the #NeverTrump cucks trying to curry favor with the Left, in that they are acting just like those who turn and blind eye and look the other way at the increasingly blatant anti-Semitism of the Left.

At least that was how I took it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 18, 2019 05:11 PM (ujg0T)

That's how i saw it too.
But maybe there were other posts I didn't see.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

469 Also, Zwigoffs Ghost World is plumb chock full of various references to Crumb and his art and "vision."
Posted by: gp, Self-Censoring Racist at July 18, 2019 05:15 PM (mk9aG)


Steve Buscemi's character shared a lot of Crumb's musical tastes although I think Cartoon Bob's are slightly weirder. I have a solo saxophone cd by a Scandi named Mats Gustafsson who most of the Horde would consider random noise. Anyway he sent it to Crumb on a whim and Bob absolutely hated it. He scribbled off a few paragraphs, in his trademark script, about how much he disliked it which became the liner notes to "Torturing the Saxophone".

Anyway I really liked Ghost World.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 18, 2019 05:25 PM (A/tFr)

470 Like I said, I don't think I buy that. Something to consider, though.
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Statistics, modeling, large really good real time data sample.

IF I know what guys who like what you like are buying now, there's a good chance you'll wanna buy it too if you haven't already.

The trick is two things: identifying your "group", knowing what your group is "in to" (buying). These are the thing tech is doing.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 05:26 PM (3BvCa)

471 Top Gun 2?

What, the first one didn't suck enough?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 18, 2019 05:26 PM (qSCcj)

472 > Cave paintings.

Venus of Willendorf, 30,000 BC:
https://tinyurl.com/y3jf5et4

Posted by: The Brady Foundation at July 18, 2019 05:26 PM (GDooN)

473 169 Is this something?

Top Gun: Maverick


yeah, they were filming here a few months back. had to dodge the film company trucks while being careful not to mingle for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2019 05:27 PM (sGtp+)

474 You would be amazed at what is tracked. If it is electronic it will get tracked some how. Phones, cable or satellite boxes, streaming devices, computers, tablets, satellite radio if it communicates or emits its being tracked by someone.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 05:27 PM (0OmEj)

475 USS Boxer shot down an Iranian drone that got too close.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 05:29 PM (0OmEj)

476 Revenge porn story time.
Good friend amicably splits with a girlfriend (typical relationship not working out stuff). Not terribly bright, but she is a nice girl.Girl goes out, gets a bit tipsy, and posts a dicpic of his to his FB wall, thinking it was a private message at 2am. She was missing him so bad, didn't know how she could go on without "this toy" to keep her warm, blah blah blah.

It's public for about 4 hours and hilarity ensues. He's mortified. His profile is locked down and made private, the typical stuff. We laugh.


Turns out that the damn fool was so shocked he didn't realize or recognize that it wasn't even him in the pic. His mom did though, and we figure that's why she filed for divorce.

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2019 05:29 PM (gPZ9i)

477 OK, so the story last week about the homeless male prostitute dying in that Democrat doners house filming revenge porn was inaccurate.

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 05:30 PM (q177U)

478 I use CCLEANER every night just before I shutdown. It deletes all the junk files and trackers so loading that crap on my machine will not do them much good.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 18, 2019 05:31 PM (mpXpK)

479 Turns out that the damn fool was so shocked he didn't realize or recognize that it wasn't even him in the pic. His mom did though, and we figure that's why she filed for divorce.


His ma identified his wang? Or I guess, not-identified it?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:31 PM (tRLIC)

480 Speaking of big tech spying on you, the other day I was on the phone with the wife and she was telling me to buy a swim shirt for our son. So I get on amazon.com and started to typed "men's swim shirts". As so as I typed "men" it auto filled "men's swim shirts" and showed me their recommendations. I never searched for those before.

How the f*** did they know what I wanted? I was at work so there was no Alexa around, unless they have a little hidden app in my phone listening to me. F'n scary.

Oh and the porn spying? Given Google and FB's blatant political bias you can bet they are saving that info to dox or blackmail anyone they don't like via a 3rd party. Might explain some of the weirdness for Justice Roberts for example.

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at July 18, 2019 05:32 PM (CDCKr)

481 479 Turns out that the damn fool was so shocked he didn't realize or recognize that it wasn't even him in the pic. His mom did though, and we figure that's why she filed for divorce.


His ma identified his wang? Or I guess, not-identified it?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:31 PM (tRLIC)

I read it as: mom identified it as not her son's but her husband's, hence the filing for divorce.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

482 Yep.. Dad was... um... choosing poorly.

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2019 05:38 PM (gPZ9i)

483 Ah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2019 05:44 PM (tRLIC)

484 That's why I stick to 18 and over when doing book research.

Posted by: nip at July 18, 2019 05:51 PM (DfGpI)

485 @275
How does space alien Zuckerberg collect data on a person that does not use facebook?
----------------
You have friends that are known to Facebook. When those friends communicate with you via e-mail or text message, Facebook records that the interaction took place, and notes that you are linked to the person who sent you the message. And then they start assembling a file on you using every other interaction that they notice, and all of the cookies fhat they've managed to install on your computer.

Posted by: junior at July 18, 2019 05:59 PM (oz8Is)

486 Call me cynical, but no matter what you do online, they can always fabricate a web-surfing history of any level of depravity and deviance.No matter what you do on-line you cannot be safe.If I were on a jury and the evidence was solely based on logs of "browser history", I would be inclined to totally ignore it.

Posted by: kraki at July 18, 2019 05:59 PM (TNa9O)

487 Yeah ace, they are listening.
Has anyone tried the game of talking in front of a computer or fit Bit and then watching for an ad to appear?
I would but I'm kind of scared.

Posted by: PJ at July 18, 2019 06:09 PM (qlTN9)

488 BIG BROTHERS WATCHING YOU

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 18, 2019 07:12 PM (wGqjj)

489 Any person who tries to use information against me will find out what I learned from the mafia members of my family.

Posted by: Anon at July 18, 2019 07:40 PM (yJy4c)

490 My porn collection was a matter of a few hundred gigabytes and was Brigade legend on deployments. Not that I needed all that, but once you start collecting and guys are trading by the hard drive full....
Not like my wife gives a shit. Or our girlfriend.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 18, 2019 07:41 PM (2kD+f)

491 "287
This might be a good topic to regularly have. I admit to being a bean counter and not a programmer whiz.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 18, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)"
..This *would* be a great topic, and doing it at least once is probably more important than some of the recurring educational weekend threads.
The basics aren't too difficult - the dead simple method is knowing compromised devices and services, what they can see, and using that knowledge so that you're not doing something where they can see you that you don't want them to see. I.e, just go offline, and know what really being offline means.

The hard part is continuing to use modern commo tech while avoiding those pitfalls, *while also not having a giant pile of IT security skills*. It can be done with discipline and a specific set of starting conditions:
- Not the ass end of nowhere where you will stand out- Not some place with 47 different cams and other things observing you- Basic care in the purchase of equipment and segregating what you're doing from your existing tech
A couple of hundred bucks and a spare afternoon or two and you can be up and running, keeping in mind that it will be a literal burner device - you do something you don't want linked to you via the device, you need to ditch it and use another/start over.
We don't need to worry about things like leaving a history, of, say, commenting here. What we need to worry about is not knowing how to do something like comment here in the future with true anonymity.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 18, 2019 08:08 PM (eAshZ)

492 Trackers are EVERYWHERE.

All a site owner needs to do is to reference one little bit of JavaScript code, one little CSS file, one image on another person's server.

The nature of HTTP Web Browsers are that, when presented with a resource that is requested by a page, it needs to reach out to the location of the resource. It may be the same site you're on. It may be a related site (think ACECOMMENTS versus ACE.mu.nu). Or it may be a helper site owned by some third party. It "Requests" the data, and may either get back the file requested, get back an error code (think File Not Found), or notified that the existing file is unchanged and there's no need to re-download a 4 MB script for now.

Anyone with half a decent web server (the 'Host' of a site) logs what IPs ask for what files. Most folks expunge the data at intervals, either because of laws, because of policy, or because their hard drive runs out of space. It'll probably not only log whom (your IP), what (the file/path), and when (time of access), but also 'where' (the original site/page that made the request). All that is in the request itself, or the 'Header' packet that goes when your browser requests a file.

Folks like Google and Facebook are in the Big Data business. They have storage that is exponential, designed to keep massive amounts of data from millions to billions of people. They've designed programs to slice and dice the data to make some headway into it, such as figuring out which sites are related by way of IP addresses accessing those sites in close time proximity. Or who you actually are (name, birthdate, SSN, orientation, first pet's name) by matching that IP address from your login to Facebook to other sites. Double so if you're actively using one of their held sites, like YouTube (and everyone just LOVES to embed YouTube links and videos into their pages).


So far, my recommendation is a local HOSTS file (DNS) entry that assigns anything related to Google and to Facebook, including any 'CDN' servers and the like, to "0.0.0.0". If your system doesn't go out and ask a server for a file in the first place because it's not a valid server to your machine, said server won't have access to the request info. This will *BREAK* several sites, even YouTube, if it can't get the scripts it needs to run. Or even prevent you from accessing the site because, again, you're black-holing that DNS name so it can't get the page anyways.

Granted, if someone is using the IP address of a server, rather than its DNS name, then the HOSTS file can't do a damn thing.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 18, 2019 08:13 PM (n8voF)

493 As long as their is sufficient hot tai tranny porn in your browsing you are bullet proof from blackmail.
The SJW's would douse the blackmailer with Ebola milkshakes.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 18, 2019 08:17 PM (ZTDnL)

494 I've heard this story from several of the younger dudes in my office.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

Suuure you did.

Posted by: West at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (7Fa8Y)

495 I announce publicly, here and now, that I am about to turn 60 years old, and when I do, I will become officially and forever more a dirty old man. Publish and be damned, I'm just glad my jimmies still rustle.

Posted by: mikee at July 19, 2019 07:22 PM (xcC0Y)

496 'Pornhub'?... Uh, what's that?

Posted by: JOSEPH ANGEL at July 19, 2019 07:56 PM (LOZco)

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