Michael Avenatti: I May be a Scumbag Creepy Porn Lawyer Who's Going to Federal Prison for a Very Long Time, But Look at My Twitter Follower Count, Losers!!!

Your twitter follower count plus that sweet, sweet ass n' mouth of yours will get you a pack of cigarettes a month.



Via Twitchy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:51 PM




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1 And look how many felony convictions you have compared to me!

_Future Avenatti

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (+/C3g)

2 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (HpBcU)

3 What's this twitter thing I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (3U22A)

4 Ahh yes. It's well known that having a lot of Twitter followers acts as a sort of force field against ass rape in federal prison.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2019 01:53 PM (j3npP)

5


He and that bint AOC would do well together.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 17, 2019 01:53 PM (7wsmM)

6 And how many states have disbarred you? None! Piker! I'm up to six now.

- Future Avenatti

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 17, 2019 01:53 PM (+/C3g)

7 Jonah Goldberg, John Podhoretz, David French and Ben Shapiro were all immediately stunned into silence by that retort.

"Well, guy's got a point. And burritos are sushi, don't @ me."

Posted by: El Kabong at July 17, 2019 01:54 PM (datdl)

8 Put the Twitterati in the same prison with an internal Twitter network- and then turn the Wifi off. Let them just talk to each other. It'll feel like old times, what with the self congratulatory memes and rampant sodomy.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2019 01:54 PM (LR3Y8)

9 And how many boyfriends have adopted you in prison? I bet I have more than you!

-Future Avenatti

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 17, 2019 01:54 PM (+/C3g)

10 I'm blocked by Michael Avenatti on Twitter. I think it's because I teased him about challenging a guy to a fight on social media. Or maybe it was because I called him a flaming sociopath. Or that time I called him a crook (before criminal charges and conviction removed all doubt).

One of those.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2019 01:55 PM (mSO8Y)

11 It's "Look Ma, I'm on TV!" Syndrome taken to the nth degree.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2019 01:55 PM (oFcdC)

12 What do you think? Two? Maybe three packs of cigarettes?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2019 01:56 PM (jp0Bv)

13 Twitteropathy.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 01:56 PM (tH5fk)

14 OMG, that tweet stream, if that is what it is called, is hilarious.

What a sad individual.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 01:56 PM (t6MX/)

15 And by the way, has anyone evaluated whether Erielle Davidson has pointy elbows?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (+/C3g)

16 This is. . I can't. . .twitter is a cancer, amirite?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (bDqIh)

17 How is his presidential campaign going? Will he be part of the debates? Is he still the odds on favorite at CNN at beating Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (kw5n8)

18 I have a Facebook group with 42,000 in it, and I'm literally nobody.

Dude needs a reality check.

Wait, I think one is coming...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (pA+ln)

19 Fortunately, CNN found a new contributor to fill the gaping, greasy hole left by Avenatti's departure....Richard Spencer.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (datdl)

20 And how many phones have you keistered into lockup, nobody?

- Future Avenatti

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (t6MX/)

21 Top of the world, ma!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (sxYi3)

22 3 What's this twitter thing I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix


Y'know, that's a good question. I keep waiting for it to become untrendy, so I can stop having to wonder about it. I've never had a twitter account, and something about the coding for it makes me incapable of viewing the "content" most of the time.

I just hope it fades away soon.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (oFcdC)

23 Avenatti also had a private plane paid for with someone else's money. He might be going to prison for that one though.

Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (6e1eX)

24

When a guy who makes Ving Rhames look like Arnold Stang walks up to Avenatti in the prison shower, I'm sure he'll be duly impressed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)

25 So what's his average "ratio" like??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Dh1wo)

26 And by the way, has anyone evaluated whether Erielle Davidson has pointy elbows?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon


In that little pic they look like rapiers.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (tH5fk)

27

I don't even know what to say to this...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)

28 At least he won't be im peached as president for sniffing porn star panties.

Posted by: IN PEACH DONALD BLUMPF at July 17, 2019 01:59 PM (5sEhF)

29 "Get back to me when you've clocked and passed on to preteen virgins over 100,000 strains of venereal disease, piker." -- Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 01:59 PM (kzfNo)

30 You can't spell Prison Rape without Avenatti

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 17, 2019 02:00 PM (flINI)

31 100k followers? Wonder how much he paid for those?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 17, 2019 02:00 PM (FvdHJ)

32 I wonder how many "friends" he has on facebook. . . who are still friends IRL after he was arrested?

Social media =/= real life.

Would *any* of your followers pour water on you if you were on fire, buddy?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

33 700k followers AND a blown rear seal

Posted by: x at July 17, 2019 02:00 PM (nFwvY)

34 I still laugh out loud about the MSM constantly having this guy on their shows and acting as if he was their political savior.

hhahahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2019 02:01 PM (jUVms)

35 Avanatti has 700 thousand mentally ill liberals as followers. Not something to brag about.

Posted by: West at July 17, 2019 02:01 PM (7Fa8Y)

36
So, how much is Stormy Daniels charging now for a happy ending in the VIP room?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (rXie1)

37 Try to derive self-worth from somewhere outside Twitter


and SuperMax.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

38
Wow. Toasted.


Burn of the year IMHO.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

39 Dollars to doughnuts he banged Stormy for payment

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (G1gJe)

40 26
And by the way, has anyone evaluated whether Erielle Davidson has pointy elbows?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon



In that little pic they look like rapiers.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (tH5fk)

SFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xclmch
1.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (t6MX/)

41 Love that "check the scoreboard".

Uh huh.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (tH5fk)

42 I don't even know what to say to this...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)

-----

LOLgetfucked is a good start.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

43 Reason #1,345 that Twatter is a sewer.

Posted by: rd at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (EK+Pw)

44 90% of his followers are fake. The other 10% are just there to watch the dumpster burn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (gC2IV)

45 As if a scumbag creep isn't paying a service for those "followers."

You know he is.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (O8WFE)

46 lol, you wonder how many of his followers he stole from clients?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (HALdu)

47 20 And how many phones have you keistered into lockup, nobody?

- Future Avenatti


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (t6MX/)

That is the funniest f*cking sentence I've read all week.

Seriously can't stop laughing. Mad props for inventing a new verb.

Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (3U22A)

48 So can the souls of your twitter followers be used to get out of jail or something?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (p997d)

49 Willowed-
Trump tweeted out this great video-

One Squad Under God.

https://tinyurl.com/y2j39un3

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (RBOtF)

50
Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (HpBcU)






I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)

51 "Screw the Ten Commandments: The Case for True Christians Acquiring 100,000+ Followers on Twitter." -- St. David French of the Davidian order

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (kzfNo)

52 That Eriellle Davidson chick sure is easy on the eyes, isn't she!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (tD8vb)

53 TWITTER IS NOT THE REAL WORLD.

Back to life, back to reality...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

54
SFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xclmch
1.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Would.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (tH5fk)

55


It wasn't too long ago that he was going to be the St. George to slay the Trump dragon for the left. At least he still has his Twatter followers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (kw5n8)

56 Forget the creepy porn lawyer, Erielle Davidson seems rather attractive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

57 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

58 The Audacity of Psychosis.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (H8QX8)

59 Every response in his twatter feed should be "Douchebag says what?"

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

60 That's hilarious.

Hey, Michael, you know who has way more followers than you?


Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (oVJmc)

61 >>>15 And by the way, has anyone evaluated whether Erielle Davidson has pointy elbows?


she's hot. Like, officially.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

62 I swear, Twitter is it's own universe, right? Truly the Matrix. All ye who enter here . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (rXie1)

63 Damn it, IllTemperedCur. You beat me to it!

WAHHH!! MOMMMIE!!!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (aW5/6)

64 56 Forget the creepy porn lawyer, Erielle Davidson seems rather attractive.

And how!

"senior contributor @FDRLST"

Another reason why The Federalist is a must.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)

65 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (HpBcU)


You have hamsters eating your house now?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Twitter is a dumpster fire without creepy porn lawyer. add in cpl and it goes to a raging conflagration of dogshit in a paper sack.

Facebook and social media in general are not far removed from burning dogshit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (0OmEj)

67 15 And by the way, has anyone evaluated whether Erielle Davidson has pointy elbows?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (+/C3g)

I, too, would like to know what her body looks like in a bikini.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

68 Speaking of psychosis, Al Green will be forcing an impeachment vote this afternoon.

Can this get any better for PDJT?

Still not sick of winning!

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (7ZQe3)

69 I have 700,000 less followers than Avenetti, but I'm not going to be someone's bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (Pr4ah)

70 60
That's hilarious.



Hey, Michael, you know who has way more followers than you?





Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
Avenatti bragging about followers, he'll soon learn that isn't something to be proud of when he is behind bars. It means he'll be biting a pillow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

71 That Eriellle Davidson chick sure is easy on the eyes, isn't she!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (tD8vb)



Yeah she's gorgeous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (kw5n8)

72 Wow.

Sick. Burn, bro....Sick. Burn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

73
Damn it, IllTemperedCur. You beat me to it!

WAHHH!! MOMMMIE!!!!!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (aW5/6)






HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mine is an evil laugh!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (LkGkk)

74 56
Forget the creepy porn lawyer, Erielle Davidson seems rather attractive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

This is why we win. We have hot chicks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (t6MX/)

75 Twitter is reality, and reality is less than Twitter. We're going to have to learn to adjust to a strange, new world.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (BvNzB)

76 "It wasn't too long ago that he was going to be the St. George to slay the Trump dragon for the left. At least he still has his Twatter followers"


And to think squishes like Seth Mandel and Noah Rothman (Allah Pundit as well?) wanted Kavanaugh to withdraw because of BS peddled by the likes of Avenatti. They are worse than useless.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

77 My ultimate fantasy is to marry her and then watch other men roger her roundly.

Posted by: David Frenchfry at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (O8WFE)

78 So this is what happens to Rahm Emmanuel hires. Who knew?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

79 700,000 virtual followers will be his virtual army in prison. The warden may be impressed, MS13 members, not so much.

Posted by: Soap On a Rope Salesman at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (zeg38)

80 With that mouth, I believe he has some real currency in prison with which he can discover his self worth.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

81 65 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 01:52 PM (HpBcU)

You have hamsters eating your house now?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I think she calls them her sons.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (p997d)

82 Yahoo News Stealth Edits Headline Calling Chris Pratt's Gadsden Flag Shirt 'White Supremacist'

Steven Crowder responded:
Love the shirt.
Glad that there are a still a few decent human beings in Hollywood like Chris Pratt.
Otherwise I guess it'd just be an endless sea of sexual abusers, rapists and pedophiles.

and this person sounds like a moronette

Mindy Robinson
Dear @YahooEnt "News"
Your article on Chris Pratt wearing a "white supremacist" shirt is complete leftist bullsh*t.
It's a pro-2A shirt, which is one of our constitutional rights. You hate him because he is Christian and a patriot. Go f_ck yourself.

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (vEIlU)

83 I would think Avanett's thought bubble would include
this:

HTF did I fall so far? I use to be on every show, that cow Joy Behar thought I was Presidential and now I'm comparing twitter bullshit with other twitter bullshiters.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (jUVms)

84 I suspect tonight's Trump rally will be epic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)

85 IllTemperedCur---

It's spelled "laff."

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (aW5/6)

86 >>>77 My ultimate fantasy is to marry her and then watch other men roger her roundly.

Posted by: David Frenchfry

...

Not if I get there with my bull first!!!

Posted by: AllahPundit, cruising Twitter for dating opportunities at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (PbpT7)

87
"Check the Scorebaord genius".


hmmmmm......

Defense Attorneys 0
Federal Prosecutor 3


You're way behind boyo,

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

88 Can't wait to read what he tweets out when he finds out his new cellmate's name is 'Big Spoon'

Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (3U22A)

89 you know, easy to understand why twitter decided to use the word "followers", however, a much more accurate word would have been "oglers" or "leeers"

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (HALdu)

90 Fortunately, CNN found a new contributor to fill the gaping, greasy hole left by Avenatti's departure....Richard Spencer.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (datdl)

CNN's engaged Nazi Richard Spencer as a commentator of some kind? Wow. I mean, being a Nazi is bad enough but Spencer's something of an insufferable twit who happens to be a Nazi.

Say what you want about equally evil Nazi Aaron 'Weev' Auernheimer, but the guy's entertaining, a sometimes funny Nazi when he isn't talking about mass murdering Jews and constructing laundering mechanisms for the Russian Mafia's human trafficking operations.

Wait. Weev's not entertaining at all. He's just evil.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (mSO8Y)

91
This is why we win. We have hot chicks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 02:06 PM (t6MX/)

While this strategy may be fun, I don't know how I feel about the track record.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (p997d)

92 How many of those followers haven't unfollowed you after your world completely fell apart?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

93 *fewer, Michael.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)

94 >>>80 With that mouth, I believe he has some real currency in prison with which he can discover his self worth.

I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

95 He's gonna get murdered in prison.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (bM37c)

96
IllTemperedCur---

It's spelled "laff."
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (aW5/6)






*thumbs nose at Brunnhilde*

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (LkGkk)

97 Wait...Erielle Davidson is a MORON?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (wYseH)

98 It wasn't too long ago that he was going to be the St. George to slay the Trump dragon for the left. At least he still has his Twatter followers
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Maybe they're all Russian bots, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (vcOmj)

99 If Twitter isn't reality, how come they can make major corporations say how high when they say jump?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (G1gJe)

100 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (VyAV0)

101 Try telling Bubba about your Twitter followers when he's looking for some man-ass. I'm sure he'll be impressed.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

102 96
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (LkGkk)

==========

I sometimes say this to my boss at work.

He finds it amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (VyAV0)

103 Compared to the Twat Squad Avennetti is a man of substance.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)

104 He's a basket case.

This was going to be the magic weapon to bring low The Golden Scalp Weasel?

You know, I think the Conventional Political Wisdom was created so that credentialed sub-mediocrities would appear to know what they were doing. Trump lit that on fire and we're seeing the ruling class twits of the year trying to put it out with their floppy shoes and squirting lapel flowers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

105 97 Wait...Erielle Davidson is a MORON?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (wYseH)

Time to put on pants?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (p997d)

106 100 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (VyAV0)


You're becoming the ying to my yang.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

107 They're not looking for "wise cracks" in prison. They're just looking for "cracks".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

108 82
Mindy Robinson
Dear @YahooEnt "News"
Your article on Chris Pratt wearing a "white supremacist" shirt is complete leftist bullsh*t.
It's a pro-2A shirt, which is one of our constitutional rights. You hate him because he is Christian and a patriot. Go f_ck yourself.

heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:07 PM (vEIlU)

=========

Wrong!

It's a South Carolina shirt and Pratt is appropriating South Carolina culture!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (VyAV0)

109 97 Wait...Erielle Davidson is a MORON?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (wYseH)

Seriously?

That would be cool and hilarious.

I'm not going to talk about boobs any less, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)

110 Avenetti in prison made me think of the movie "Life" for some reason... Eddie Murphy and a host of great black actors.... a movie no one else ever saw, apparently....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

111 106 100 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (VyAV0)

You're becoming the ying to my yang.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

We'll always have each other. And Paris, we'll have that too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (VyAV0)

112 "It's a pro-2A shirt, which is one of our constitutional rights. You hate him because he is Christian and a patriot. Go f_ck yourself.

heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette"


In Virginia, you can get a license plate with the Gadsden Flag on it. Saw one in DC this morning being driven by a black dude in a Tesla. I guess he did not get the memo.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

113 Erielle is a pretty name, I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)

114 I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)


He'll never need a laxative for as long as he lives.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (hLRSq)

115 OT

Ruh Ro:

The World Health Organization (WHO) said Wednesday that an outbreak of the deadly Ebola virus rampaging through the Democratic Republic of the Congo represents an international health emergency.

The WHO has been reluctant to call it an "emergency" for the last several months. They finally made the call when a Ebola case showed up in a major city. Damn.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (G0vdT)

116 We'll always have each other. And Paris, we'll have that too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (VyAV0)


Hilton?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

117 83 I would think Avanett's thought bubble would include
this:

HTF did I fall so far? I use to be on every show, that cow Joy Behar thought I was Presidential and now I'm comparing twitter bullshit with other twitter bullshiters.

.....


Because he went after Trump.

And going after Trump is like finding the cursed Tiki idol necklace in Hawaii on the Brady Bunch.

Only bad things can come of it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (tD8vb)

118 94 >>>80 With that mouth, I believe he has some real currency in prison with which he can discover his self worth.

I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

He's going to be gender fluid. Gender fluid dripping out of both ends...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

119 Time to put on pants?
Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (p997d)

----

YOU ARE DOING THIS WRONG!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

120 How many of those followers haven't unfollowed you after your world completely fell apart?
Posted by: Sponge


Don LeMon, Anderson Cooper (now in 360! spins!), Brian "tater" Stelter, Chris "village idiot" Cuomo and of course, Jake "crapper" Tapper.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (vcOmj)

121 "Compared to the Twat Squad, Avennetti is a man of substance."

Are Italians considered "people of color"?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (aW5/6)

122 112 "It's a pro-2A shirt, which is one of our constitutional rights. You hate him because he is Christian and a patriot. Go f_ck yourself.

heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette"


In Virginia, you can get a license plate with the Gadsden Flag on it. Saw one in DC this morning being driven by a black dude in a Tesla. I guess he did not get the memo.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

==========

I saw one flying outside the San Francisco City Hall a couple of years ago. It was part of the official set of flags that lined the park out front.

So, I guess San Francisco needs to be burned to the ground now for wrongthink.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

123 >>Compared to the Twat Squad Avennetti is a man of substance.



If by substance you mean really good at robbing from clients and fleecing business partners so that he can buy luxury items and race cars with Saudi royalty, then yes, yes he is.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

124 >>>110 Avenetti in prison made me think of the movie "Life" for some reason... Eddie Murphy and a host of great black actors.... a movie no one else ever saw, apparently....


I did. I wasn't expecting it to be... sad. It was called Life, I maybe should have known, but the trailers did not show anything past their young selves.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

125 Ruh Ro:

The World Health Organization (WHO) said Wednesday that an outbreak of the deadly Ebola virus rampaging through the Democratic Republic of the Congo represents an international health emergency.

The WHO has been reluctant to call it an "emergency" for the last several months. They finally made the call when a Ebola case showed up in a major city. Damn.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (G0vdT)


Nothing like waiting till the last minute.

That doesn't seem like "containing the virus" was their biggest priority.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

126
He's gonna get murdered in prison.


Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM

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Yep because he can't keep his mouth shut. He will be beaten on a regular basis because he will mouth off all of the time. Sooner or later someone will shiv him to shut him up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (JUOKG)

127 That boy is gonna be real popular in prison, IYKWIMAITYD!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (so+oy)

128 From the sidebar about Allahpundit. He's using a Michael Steele quote who's talking about those horrible motherf*cking Christians. LOL

Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (I849g)

129 I watched Goodfellas on VHS, prison doesn't look that bad.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

130 116 We'll always have each other. And Paris, we'll have that too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (VyAV0)

Hilton?
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

I'm Rick and you're Ilsa and this is Casablanca, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (VyAV0)

131 Avanetti should do pretty well in prison. They cons will consider him pimpin, and he can give legal advice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (39g3+)

132 Wait...Erielle Davidson is a MORON?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (wYseH)

Seriously?

That would be cool and hilarious.

I'm not going to talk about boobs any less, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at J




lol, you know, were she reallt an ette she would have shown the horde her pudding bikini already.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (HALdu)

133 95 He's gonna get murdered in prison.
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (bM37c)

He talks shit in there the way he does out here, then this is likely. Cons don't tweet back, they beat you to death or shank you.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

134 110 Avenetti in prison made me think of the movie "Life" for some reason... Eddie Murphy and a host of great black actors.... a movie no one else ever saw, apparently....
Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

Eddie was really good in Dreamgirls, too.

It's a shame he left comedy and acting to...knock up random hoes or whatever he's doing since 1995.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8)

135 I gotta say Willem Von Spronsen is a great school shooter name. One of the best.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)

136 Oy ...

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy' A Lot ... at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (LPnfS)

137 I don't think she posts here.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

138 >Time to put on pants?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:10 PM (p997d)


Don't panic.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (sjdRT)

139 129 I watched Goodfellas on VHS, prison doesn't look that bad.
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

=========

They do the garlic just right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (VyAV0)

140 "He's gonna get murdered in prison.
Posted by: annem"


I suspect he will survive in prison since he is a lawyer. He can write appellate briefs for other prisoners under threat of getting his shit pushed in if he refuses.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (OD2ni)

141 I suspect tonight's Trump rally will be epic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)


yes - I need to stay up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (vEIlU)

142 I thought that it was a pro rattlesnake flag

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (G1gJe)

143 137 I don't think she posts here.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

There you go again ace, killing the dreams of half the rons here.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (p997d)

144 I gotta say Willem Von Spronsen is a great school shooter name. One of the best.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)


He was a commander in Hitler's SS, wasn't he?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Because he went after Trump.

And going after Trump is like finding the cursed Tiki idol necklace in Hawaii on the Brady Bunch.

Only bad things can come of it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Kind of like getting one of those "Joumanji" games. Lucky, lucky you!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

146 This is a rare, unfiltered look at a pathological psyche, and as such I think it's quite worth noting. Usually these kinds do a much better job at hiding themselves than this, but Avenatti is close to the final crack up. (which begins they day he finally starts his prison term)

Avenatti absolutely, truly believes what he wrote. This is his "value" system. It's all he believes in - look at his actions over the last 24 months (well, for his entire adult life) and you can see a man who believes Fame, achieved in any possible way, is more valuable than any other consideration. He would say anything, be anything, do anything to get it.

I honestly don't think he minds getting arrested and charged at all, because that still gives him the opportunity to play the lead in his own personal Passion Play. It's when the play is finally over, and the long silence has begun - that's when he's going to start to understand where his life has taken him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

147 There's no currency in prison.

Does anyone know why they say there's lots of ATMs there?

Posted by: Avennatti at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (MAstk)

148 >>>I suspect he will survive in prison since he is a lawyer. He can write appellate briefs for other prisoners under threat of getting his shit pushed in if he refuses.

damnit, that's probably right

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (PbpT7)

149 Glad to see he has his priorities in order.

Posted by: Picric at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (nonGu)

150 Wait... he's not the Holy Spirit? Ana Navarro told me he was.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (RBOtF)

151 He's gonna get murdered in prison.

Posted by: annem
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Disagree. He's a survivor. He's going to go Richard Speck in prison.

You don't want to google that. Its disturbing.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (C6xeQ)

152 Creepy porn lawyer should be fine in prison

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)

153
It's a shame he left comedy and acting to...knock up random hoes or whatever he's doing since 1995.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8


Jerking off on tranny's feet?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

154 you know, having a gadsen flag somewhere on the car would be nice, though have a feeling it might be a bad thing to do in lots of ways.

really the sole thing I would thing of having attached to the car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (HALdu)

155 He talks shit in there the way he does out here, then this is likely. Cons don't tweet back, they beat you to death or shank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

Yup he thinks he's gonna walk in and own the place, but he won't be able to help himself. He's gonna get killed.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (bM37c)

156 I suspect Avenetti is a small statured guy who went a bit too far with the steroids. Just my guess.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)

157 Nothing like waiting till the last minute.

That doesn't seem like "containing the virus" was their biggest priority.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh I think it absolutely was. The cases were all in rural areas and they were using the new vaccine but somebody got out of the containment area.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (G0vdT)

158 I suspect he will survive in prison since he is a lawyer. He can write appellate briefs for other prisoners under threat of getting his shit pushed in if he refuses.
Posted by: Benji Carver


I don't think most prison convicts go for having some wop lawyer writing on their briefs. Sounds weird.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (vcOmj)

159
Your twitter follower count plus that sweet, sweet ass n' mouth of yours will get you a pack of cigarettes a month.


THAT'S A BRUTAL BEATDOWN RIGHT THERE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (3l5Yq)

160 I have 7 times as many--and those are just the clients I burned! Just wait 'til the New Hampshire primary!

Posted by: Creepy Lawyer Porn at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (Ndje9)

161 lol, embrace the power of and

writing the appeal briefs keeps him from getting murdered not irrumatioed

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (HALdu)

162 "He's going to be gender fluid. Gender fluid dripping out of both ends...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,"


Maybe he will take estrogen so he develops boobs like Richard Speck. Those prison videos were so creepy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:16 PM (OD2ni)

163 Lots of twatter followers and you will still take dick up your ass ten times a day for the next 15 years of your life. You win!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (pw+jk)

164 You can't ratio stupidity

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (QkjLD)

165 129 I watched Goodfellas on VHS, prison doesn't look that bad.

You just gotta slice that garlic razor-thin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (O8WFE)

166 Everyone in prison has to have a hustle . I'm sure CPL's will be jailhouse lawyer helping the guys file their appeals and such. He is a lowlife so he may thrive with the other lowlife.

Of course his arrogance and crookedness May cancel out his prison pass.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (zFzxj)

167 lol, you know, were she reallt an ette she would have shown the horde her pudding bikini already.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (HALdu)

________

Wait... Is this something?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (flINI)

168 I dunno. Every Drill Sergeant badge has the snake from the Gadsden Flag on it. I guess nobody told them they're all racists...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

169 lol, you know his biggest worry is that when he starts taking clients he is going to have an irresistible urge to steal their smokes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:17 PM (HALdu)

170
Hmm. If you follow the twitchy link (I know, it sucks) you'll see that the whole spat started over Avenatti calling out Mollie Hemingway, and asking her if her irrelevant self had sold a hundred thousand books.

Well, it's a conservative polemic so I'm sure the answer is "no," until about six or eight weeks from now.

But these are people who bought an expensive entertainment good, for real, actual dollars and had the full intention of reading every word.

Not something they looked at for two seconds and laughed at, because it's free to press "Follow," and it's fun to laugh at lunatic criminals who get their comeuppance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (QtSzO)

171 Prison is one place you don't want many close followers, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (tD8vb)

172
I don't think she posts here.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

It was a joke. CPL called her a moron, and I ran with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (wYseH)

173 He hits women, too, right?
Didn't his wife and a frequent hookup say he would get violent?


If he tries that pimp hand stuff in prison then he may well get banged up or dead.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

174 137 I don't think she posts here.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

AWWW! sad trombone.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (O8WFE)

175 Wait... he's not the Holy Spirit? Ana Navarro told me he was.
Posted by: redridinghood


Likely that Ana "tubby" Navarro is wrong. The Fat Buns of Navarro. What a pig.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

176 153
It's a shame he left comedy and acting to...knock up random hoes or whatever he's doing since 1995.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8

Jerking off on tranny's feet?
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Knockin' Rick James' mo'fukkin' feet off a his couch!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)

177 Yeah but he's still a racist.

I'm a racist

Your're a racist

He's a racist

We're all racists now.

Especially the fuckers who compete in the Tour d' France. And NASCAR now that I think of it. They're all Race-ists. Every one of them.

When will it ever end?

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (w+jpq)

178 They tell me that once i get inside, they'll make my prison wallet bulge!

take that haters!

Posted by: Avenatti at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (RKQ/v)

179 Wait... Is this something?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at J




how does someone who has been here as long as you not know this?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (HALdu)

180 House to move on Green impeachment 4:30-5:00

The shorter version of this is: Will Republicans pounce?
The Republican caucus has decided to twist the knife in Pelosi to make this the most painful possible.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (QkjLD)

181
Does anyone know why they say there's lots of ATMs there?
Posted by: Avennatti at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (MAstk)


Do not google or urban dictionary this, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (3l5Yq)

182 @ChadPergram 1 minute ago

Pelosi indicated that she didn't know how the House would address Green's articles of impeachment However, we believe that the House will vote to euthanize the articles, likely be referring them to committee…or maybe just voting to "table" or kill the articles.


"euthanize the articles"?! Da fuq?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

183 The WHO has been reluctant to call it an "emergency" for the last several months. They finally made the call when a Ebola case showed up in a major city. Damn.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:11 PM (G0vdT)



In an official statement the Who have said it's an Ebola wasteland. They're all wasted.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (kw5n8)

184 "Disagree. He's a survivor. He's going to go Richard Speck in prison.

You don't want to google that. Its disturbing.
Posted by: simplemind"


LOL, I swear I did not see your post when I posted mine at 162. Agree that people should not Google or Youtube Richard Speck in prison. [Shudders]

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

185 It was a joke. CPL called her a moron, and I ran with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Well, just don't carry scissors when you are running.

That's right out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

186 There's no currency in prison.

Does anyone know why they say there's lots of ATMs there?
Posted by: Avennatti at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (MAstk)

________

Those are deposit only.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (flINI)

187
If he tries that pimp hand stuff in prison then he may well get banged up or dead.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

Are you smiling as you type this?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (p997d)

188 Speaking of Mollie's book, if you bought it on Amazon go back and check your order history. You won't see it there. You can search your order history and see it then, but Amazon is not displaying it without the search.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 02:19 PM (sjdRT)

189 There are some guys who ain't getting out and DGAF about appellate briefs. They only want what's in your briefs.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:20 PM (VpIIl)

190 I thought that it was a pro rattlesnake flag

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (G1gJe)


A rattlesnake bayonet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

191 There are some guys who ain't getting out and DGAF about appellate briefs. They only want what's in your briefs.
=========

Go on....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 17, 2019 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

192 Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Bernie Mac.... great movie cast...

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (bCLt0)

193 "Wait... he's not the Holy Spirit? Ana Navarro told me he was.
Posted by: redridinghood"


He brought doughnuts to the studio that day. Has that effect on Ana.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

194 In an official statement the Who have said it's an Ebola wasteland. They're all wasted.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The Who saw the Ebola coming for Miles and Miles. It was in the Magic (Tragic) Bus.

But...we won't be fooled again...Or, will we?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

195 If I think about it more I think CLP will end up in PC because he will go straight to the guards about other prisoners threatening him.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (zFzxj)

196 Micky, that set of steak knives come in pretty handy when one is pondering slitting one's throat

Posted by: Cankles at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (DPjeO)

197 "House to move on Green impeachment 4:30-5:00"

It's going to get tabled

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

198 Kind of like getting one of those "Joumanji" games. Lucky, lucky you!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (vcOmj)


Yeah ... lucky.

Posted by: Teela Brown at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (LPnfS)

199
So I strolled over to his Twitter feed and (rofl) he wants the Squad to shut up because they're all they're doing is getting Trump re-elected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (M9ntN)

200 DCAF briefs are the worst.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (2LelM)

201 Avennatti, if you get preggy in prison we're here to help!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (MAstk)

202 He'll get to choose men's or women's prison if its California. Is that a good idea?

I know--there's a California Attorney General running for president--we could ask her!

Just kidding--we'll never ask any of the candidates!

Posted by: The #ProfessionalLiars at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (Ndje9)

203 197 "House to move on Green impeachment 4:30-5:00"

It's going to get tabled
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

===========

And the Activist Left is going to be super happy with Pelosi and Democrats in general for saving them from embarrassment!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (VyAV0)

204 My Drill Sergeant made me bend down so he could poke his hat in my face, it was cool though, he was a Vietnam Vet Green Beret.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (G1gJe)

205 "euthanize the articles"?! Da fuq?
Posted by: Tami
-----
You mean like an abortion???

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (9iLHi)

206 How many paraplegics have YOU bilked out of settlement money, tough guy? SCOREBOARD LOSERS

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (11nlL)

207

Oh my, I did not notice this. Trump tweets this video.

https://tinyurl.com/y32bgm2y
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
GOD BLESS THE USA

At the very end of the video it says

AMERICA
ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD



LOL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (vEIlU)

208

"euthanize the articles"?! Da fuq?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (cF8AT)


It's called "covering them with a pillow until they stop struggling".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

209
199
So I strolled over to his Twitter feed and (rofl) he wants the Squad to shut up because they're all they're doing is getting Trump re-elected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (M9ntN)

Ironicpalpatine.jpg

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (p997d)

210 Yeah ... lucky.
Posted by: Teela Brown


Hey, the Puppeteers bred you for luck.

Sorry about getting to be a Protector and all that. I guess that didn't turn out as well as expected.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (vcOmj)

211 I rate Avenatti as a real high suicide risk, but NOT before the trial - he NEEDS the trial and all the attention from it to keep himself as the star. It's gonna be the highlight of his entire life (from his POV), it's the role he's been practicing for since he can remember. He would never give up that attention! That's also why he will fight and proclaim his innocence, even though a plea deal would be far better for him - he desperately WANTS to be the Star of the show he's about to orchestrate.

But once it's over, once the convictions are in (because the evidence is overwhelming) - once he realizes his twitter is being taken away, and all this fleeting fame that he chased is gone - that's when the moment will come. I only hope they have him in protective custody at that point, to keep him alive long after he's given up wanting it himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

212 >>Are you smiling as you type this?

No, but I can say that I would not be upset.

I am not a fan of rape jokes, and that includes prison rape. However, if his temper and trash-talk get him in trouble with his fellow inmates, well, that's on him.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

213 Well. He sure told HER.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (aXucN)

214 So I strolled over to his Twitter feed and (rofl) he wants the Squad to shut up because they're all they're doing is getting Trump re-elected.
========
Sure, because they take direction well, especially from a woman beating, fraud/thief.

We are at a place in history where professional satire is nearly impossible because reality is so ridiculous you can't exaggerate it.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (C6xeQ)

215 I think prison's going to be fine. I just got six emails from current incarcerees who promised to give me a pearl necklace my first day in.

Scoreboard again!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 17, 2019 02:25 PM (PbpT7)

216 Avenetti will meet all y'all Mf'ers in the Octogon!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

217 How many paraplegics have YOU bilked out of settlement money, tough guy? SCOREBOARD LOSERS
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (11nlL)

-------

And how many MSEs have YOU bankrupted by bilking the government out of millions in payroll taxes? DOLLA DOLLA BILL, Y'ALL!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 02:25 PM (QtSzO)

218 So I strolled over to his Twitter feed and (rofl) he
wants the Squad to shut up because they're all they're doing is getting
Trump re-elected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:22 PM (M9ntN)

Because, if there is ONE thing he is really good at, it is advice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)

219
Tweets from the Birmingham Jail
by
Michael Avenatti

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

220 >>At the very end of the video it says

AMERICA
ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD
- - -

Have you seen the one that ends with:

SQUAD GOALS: ANARCHY

That RNC ad is a killer hit on them.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (bDqIh)

221 194 In an official statement the Who have said it's an Ebola wasteland. They're all wasted.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The Who saw the Ebola coming for Miles and Miles. It was in the Magic (Tragic) Bus.

But...we won't be fooled again...Or, will we?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 02:21 PM (vcOmj)
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They have a code name for the case in the major city: Slip Kid

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (G0vdT)

222 212 >>Are you smiling as you type this?

No, but I can say that I would not be upset.

I am not a fan of rape jokes, and that includes prison rape. However, if his temper and trash-talk get him in trouble with his fellow inmates, well, that's on him.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

Well you're not getting any dark side points then. Probably for the best, if you get enough you have to challenge atc for her darth title.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (p997d)

223 Realize what else got tabled that was suppose to happen today?

Mueller on the softball team

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (BbGew)

224 Anyone mentioned the Mexican poll showing Mexicans very much in favor of sending Central American immigrants back to their home countries?

If Trump can win re-election, we may end up seeing a generational sea change in how North America deals with illegal immigration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (VyAV0)

225 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

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Probably accurate, and totally cold. +1.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (QtSzO)

226 Erielle Davidson is definitely MOT with a name like that.

So if any of you guys want her to go down on you, don't marry her.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (11nlL)

227 I don't think she posts here.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

It was a joke. CPL called her a moron, and I ran with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:18 PM (wYseH)


may not post but ideas are born here
so many media types read it here first and use it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (vEIlU)

228 And the Activist Left is going to be super happy with Pelosi and Democrats in general for saving them from embarrassment!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (VyAV0)


Nancy Pelosi - caught between political reality and the Democrat base.

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

229 >>I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)

Appropriately, the "p" is quiet.

Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (qEujL)

230 Imagine facing life in prison and he's fucking around on twitter?


I'd be looking for a route to the nearest non-extradition country.

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (MAstk)

231 I will not pay for Avenatti's prison sex change. No way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (7CM5W)

232 Off to look up Erielle Davidson.... to figure out whatchoo all talking about....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (bCLt0)

233 Avenatti may have convinced himself that he's going to get off because he's such an awesome lawyer and he's going to REPRESENT HIMSELF YOU GUYS!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

234 What will happen to his home while he is in jail? I mean a '84 Dodge Van doesn't go for much on the market. $150 maybe?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (WJGt1)

235 I was speaking to a bunch of high schools kids, a few of whom were riding their pants low. I told them the story about where that style came from and what it meant in prison. I added, "it's OK if you're into that, I hear it's more acceptable today". I believe a few of them were rethinking that style.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

236
omg I just saw that clip of Gayle King interviewing the Squad about meeting Nancy Pelosi. They act like it's a UN summit.

"Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

237 I will not pay for Avenatti's prison sex change. No way.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (7CM5W)


If you're a client you will. Without your knowledge.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Have you seen the one that ends with:

SQUAD GOALS: ANARCHY

That RNC ad is a killer hit on them.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:26 PM (bDqIh)


I had not, but just found it and will watch it.
Thanks Lizzy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (vEIlU)

239 Imagine facing life in prison and he's fucking around on twitter?

He's going to be 'facing' a lot of stuff in prison. Might as well live it up while he can see out of both eyes. (Thinking of you, here, Bob Costas...)

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (lK7fO)

240 229
>>I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)



Appropriately, the "p" is quiet.
Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (qEujL)


Nopthing dies here..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (7CM5W)

241 https://tinyurl.com/y32bgm2y
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
GOD BLESS THE USA

At the very end of the video it says

AMERICA
ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD

LOL
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (vEIlU)
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That video is great. And the last part is the icing on the cake. Trump, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (aXucN)

242 228 And the Activist Left is going to be super happy with Pelosi and Democrats in general for saving them from embarrassment!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:23 PM (VyAV0)


Nancy Pelosi - caught between political reality and the Democrat base.

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

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Boehner played hardball with the Tea Party from day one and ended up sidelining it completely.

Pelosi played footsie with the Justice Democrats from day one and ended up granting them de fact leadership.

Lessons in leadership right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (VyAV0)

243 Okay saw her visage and a bio.... and ???}

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2019 02:30 PM (bCLt0)

244 According to the Ex-cons at the Fresh Out channel on Youtube, a guy like Avenetti should do okay. He'd do better if he wasn't in such crushing debt, money always helps. But he's famous and his antics are pretty cool to a criminal, and he has useful knowledge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

245 I haven't really figured out the DTOM plates in Virginia. They initially had TPxxxx plate numbers because it was Tea Party.

I see them on trucks with military and/or gun stickers on them.

I see them on cars with Trump stickers.

And then, for whatever reason, car people get them. Like you see a tuner Subaru with a DTOM plate driven by an Asian guy.

Whatever, it definitely isn't racist here/

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2019 02:30 PM (ZfRYq)

246 Avenetti will meet all y'all Mf'ers in the Octogon!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

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Im not a prone to violence man, and its been decades since Ive been involved in fisticuffs.

But Id take that offer and meet that prissy little dago wop guinea bastard in the ring just for fun. And cardio.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

247 Who goes first? Rodger Daltry or Pete Townsend?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (G1gJe)

248 Progressive civil war update:


Liberal Democrats warn: We'll sink minimum wage bill if moderates change it

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (G0vdT)

249 The fact that these two comments came one after another is like serendipity:

94 >>>80 With that mouth, I believe he has some real currency in prison with which he can discover his self worth.

I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

95 He's gonna get murdered in prison.
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (bM37c)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

250 Erielle Davidson is definitely MOT with a name like that.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:27 PM (11nlL)

She is linked to an Israeli organization that goes after terrorists with lawfare, and she calls herself a "Pro-Israel Jew."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (wYseH)

251 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

*eye roll* talk about delusions of self grandeur.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

252 Pelosi Dismisses Rep. Al Green's Impeachment Resolution: We Need To Follow The Facts

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Yeah, good luck with that, Nanzi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

253 @kayleighmcenany

Greenville, North Carolina is ready to rally for President @realDonaldTrump!!

Lines around the corner and far beyond!!

https://tinyurl.com/yyj5ezu2

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (cF8AT)

254 CNN still refer to him as....... "Presidential Timber"

Posted by: MR. KIM at July 17, 2019 02:32 PM (lMn1U)

255
I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)



AND A SIZE 12 POOP CHUTE.

/Phil Hartmann

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc)

256 Can we get her to be the Little Mermaid instead?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:33 PM (11nlL)

257 Liberal Democrats warn: We'll sink minimum wage bill if moderates change it


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*blink*
*blink*

I wanna play poker some night with these idiots.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

258 Is it okay if I say that I can't STAND that "Proud to Be an American" song? Yeah, I agree with the sentiments expressed, but gawd, I hate that tune with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:33 PM (NFEMn)

259 I thought Avenati was running for President.

Slight change of plans, it seems

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 02:33 PM (bPZtB)

260 >>Avenatti may have convinced himself that he's going to get off because he's such an awesome lawyer and he's going to REPRESENT HIMSELF YOU GUYS!!!!


Recall that Avenatti got his start in politics by working as an oppo researcher for **the Clintons** with Rahm Emanuel as his boss. This was before he went to law school.

Totally speculating here, but if Avenatti was doing all his anti-Trump, anti-Kavanaugh stuff on behalf of the Clintons (because who was paying him? Not Stormy or the "rape victims") then he may believe he will be rescued behind the scenes like other FoBs have been (see Epstein's first go around in Miami).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

261 *eye roll* talk about delusions of self grandeur.
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)
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My thoughts exactly. Can you imagine Nancy Pelosi "asking" the Odd Squad for a meeting? They should have just said "have your people get in touch with my people, Nancy."

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM (aXucN)

262 I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)


AND A SIZE 12 POOP CHUTE.

/Phil Hartmann
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc)


Does that mean when he craps it will plop out like a horse?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM (aS1PU)

263 I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)


Reminding us once again of that Millennial dumster fire.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM (cspJy)

264 251 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

*eye roll* talk about delusions of self grandeur.
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)
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Oh how I wish the press would ask Pelosi what preconditions she would agree to before the Squad would meet with her.

Please MSM?

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (G0vdT)

265 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

That's so funny. Didn't even notice it.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (bM37c)

266 Who goes first? Rodger Daltry or Pete Townsend?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (G1gJe)

They've both had issues, but from the looks of him I'd say Townshend.

How about Paul or Ringo?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (NFEMn)

267 It is dawning on many democrats that there party talks like a fag and has retarded shit deep in its soul. It's like they wake up from a trance and find they have been licking the window and munching on paint chips.

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)

268 Why is he allowed to have internet access in buttrape camp?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (+4NQ8)

269 So if any of you guys want her to go down on you, don't marry her.

....

Lol.

I was in a thrift store today and saw a toy set "Mensch on a Bench" like the nauseating Elf on the Shelf.

It was $7. I kinda wanted to purchase it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (tD8vb)

270 248
Liberal Democrats warn: We'll sink minimum wage bill if moderates change it

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:31 PM (G0vdT)


Well, gee, don't throw me in that briar patch.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (xjiRE)

271

The Democrats are pathetic.

How many cabinet members or posts are still open under Trump's administration?

Pathetic.

Thank goodness Trump's economy and job numbers keep getting better and better.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (vEIlU)

272 *there* their
fuck

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)

273 I have to get Mollie's book. I just love her.

That crooked smile, I don't know why but she looks like a fun person to hang with.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (O8WFE)

274 89
you know, easy to understand why twitter decided to use the word
"followers", however, a much more accurate word would have been "oglers"
or "leeers"

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 02:08 PM (HALdu)

________


"If we weren't certain that you'd have mocked us mercilessly with it, we would have preferred 'rubberneckers'." -- Cuckshed Inc.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (ostgX)

275
"Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC.

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Chiefs??? Liz Warren is running with you bitches now??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

276 Now Ace, that is just mean

Posted by: rayj at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (pI/IV)

277 It is dawning on many democrats that there party talks like a fag and has retarded shit deep in its soul. It's like they wake up from a trance and find they have been licking the window and munching on paint chips.
Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)


There is no coming back from that darkness either. Not going to happen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (vEIlU)

278 Maybe Avenatti should run for President so if he wins he can pardon himself.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (BbGew)

279 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

We too will join in several moons. Our chief send smoke signal to confirm.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (cspJy)

280 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


What's that old saying, if the media can make you, they can break you.

These broads are gonna fall hard.

Posted by: Infidel at work at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (/oG9s)

281 I bet Avenatti has trouble keeping track of which days he's doing lawyer stuff and which days he's doing "I'm getting disbarred and sent to jail" stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (11nlL)

282 Paul first, Ringo sold his soul to the devil to even get in the band.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (G1gJe)

283 "Self worth outside Twitter"? What do those words mean?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (19g6/)

284 There's nothing better than Tucker having the chryon below anything Avanatti that said "CREEPY PORN LAWYER."

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

285 278 Maybe Avenatti should run for President so if he wins he can pardon himself.
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:36 PM (BbGew)


He can run with that nut job from Mississippi with the 8 neckties and Barbie Doll microphone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

286 263 I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)


Reminding us once again of that Millennial dumster fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM (cspJy)



I'm pretty sure it's spelled "dumbster fire". If not, it should be.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (xjiRE)

287 >>"Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.



Oh, so Saikat Chakrabarti, the guy who was just exchanging insults with the CBC and Democrat establishment on twitter last Friday is setting up a meeting with Pelosi's people?

I'm sure it's going well!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

288 CNN felt the need to inform my phone today that according experts, when trump uses the word Sir in an anecdote he is probably lying.

No research was done on Obama using Let Me Be Clear, I notice. Strange that...

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2019 02:38 PM (XXdzA)

289 Forgive my faux pas.

It should be 'size 7 poop chute.'


Mea culpa.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a-W0UswRA

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

290 234 What will happen to his home while he is in jail? I mean a '84 Dodge Van doesn't go for much on the market. $150 maybe?
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In LA that is prime real estate on the hoof.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (2LelM)

291 "Is it okay if I say that I can't STAND that "Proud to Be an American" song? Yeah, I agree with the sentiments expressed, but gawd, I hate that tune with the heat of a thousand suns."

Yeah, someone played it on their boombox during our local fireworks, and I was cringing. Not my style of music...

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (eAZVt)

292 Paul first, Ringo sold his soul to the devil to even get in the band.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:37 PM (G1gJe)


Ringo is actually underrated and underappreciated.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

293 287 >>"Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.



Oh, so Saikat Chakrabarti, the guy who was just exchanging insults with the CBC and Democrat establishment on twitter last Friday is setting up a meeting with Pelosi's people?

I'm sure it's going well!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)


*Envisioning scene from "Goodfellas" where Tommy DeSimone walks into the garage thinking he's about to get made and then sees he's standing on a large shower curtain...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

294 It's funny seeing Avenatti try to get his popularity back by piling on R. Kelly. He even Tweeted something like "R Kelly will never be a free man again."

Amazing chutzpah from a guy facing 400 years in prison.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (11nlL)

295 253 @kayleighmcenany

Greenville, North Carolina is ready to rally for President @realDonaldTrump!!

Lines around the corner and far beyond!!

https://tinyurl.com/yyj5ezu2
Posted by: Tami



Here in NoVA it's steamy hot. I imagine it's the same in Greenville, NC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (WJGt1)

296 *Envisioning scene from "Goodfellas" where Tommy DeSimone walks into the garage thinking he's about to get made and then sees he's standing on a large shower curtain...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

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"Oh fu....." **BLAM**

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

297 291 "Is it okay if I say that I can't STAND that "Proud to Be an American" song? Yeah, I agree with the sentiments expressed, but gawd, I hate that tune with the heat of a thousand suns."

Yeah, someone played it on their boombox during our local fireworks, and I was cringing. Not my style of music...
Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (eAZVt)

Just imagine if it was done in 70's Disco style.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

298 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.




This shows that they now think they're royalty and the previous queen must make an appointment.

This is going to be entertaining, to say the least.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

299 The Speaker of the House doesn't ask for a meeting, she summons you to one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (cux11)

300 The weather service predicted a high of 99F here today. I said no way, it WILL break a 100F today too. 103.5F.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (mpXpK)

301 With his history of stealing from clients, I dont know if cons will be too keen on him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (ljOeK)

302 296
"Oh fu....." **BLAM**
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)


In Italian, the word is "fort-uh-marcy-uh-park-uh."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (zBaqJ)

303 I believe that's spelled Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LkGkk)


Reminding us once again of that Millennial dumster fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 02:34 PM
************
Hate to burst your bubble, but the correct spelling is "hamster" not "hampster." LOL.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (RBOtF)

304 Just imagine if it was done in 70's Disco style.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

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Been done.

"Philadelphia Freedom"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

305 I honestly don't think he minds getting arrested and charged at all, because that still gives him the opportunity to play the lead in his own personal Passion Play. It's when the play is finally over, and the long silence has begun - that's when he's going to start to understand where his life has taken him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

Sociopaths like Avenatti don't understand anything, will never understand anything. He'll be a seething, resentful, self-centered imitation human being until the day he dies.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (mSO8Y)

306 So where is CNN on the Twat Squad today? Still holding the line or preparing the appetizers for dinner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (2LelM)

307 The only thing I know about social media is that you're not a "somebody" until YouTube starts demonetizing your videos.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (Pqytn)

308 Ringo is actually underrated and underappreciated.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1

I like his hit solo songs more than Lennon's hit songs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (zFzxj)

309 Hate to burst your bubble, but the correct spelling is "hamster" not "hampster." LOL.
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Hampsters are the same a dust bunnies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)

310 >>> Reminding us once again of that Millennial dumster fire.

Roy, I have decided the impending New Dark Ages will be like the old Dark Ages, with no set rules for spelling to protect the feels. But in Dark Ages 2.0, you can smoke all the weed you want and can use whatever pronouns you want. Progress!!! *rolls eyes*

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (XXdzA)

311 On the day he finally gets his phone taken away before he's shipped off to jail, he's going to be like Two Face without his coin.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (11nlL)

312 Although I have not yet commented there, there is a nood.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (81OU+)

313 296 *Envisioning scene from "Goodfellas" where Tommy DeSimone walks into the garage thinking he's about to get made and then sees he's standing on a large shower curtain...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

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"Oh fu....." **BLAM**
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

==========

"That poor violent psychopath. He was ours!"
-The audience, under Martin Scorsese's spell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (VyAV0)

314
"Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

They sound like they should be working in the Human Resources dept of some woke corporation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (TAmPV)

315 299
The Speaker of the House doesn't ask for a meeting, she summons you to one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (cux11)


The SOH has no authority to "order" anyone to do anything.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (mpXpK)

316 he only thing I know about social media is that you're not a "somebody" until YouTube starts demonetizing your videos.
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (Pqytn)

I read that as "demonizing" your videos.

I guess that works too.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (NFEMn)

317
308 Ringo is actually underrated and underappreciated.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1

I like his hit solo songs more than Lennon's hit songs.
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Mmm, no. Lennon's best piece was Strawbery Hills. McCartney's was Penny Lane. Ringo is just the luckiest son of bitch in the world.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (2LelM)

318 It is dawning on many democrats that there party talks like a fag and has retarded shit deep in its soul. It's like they wake up from a trance and find they have been licking the window and munching on paint chips.
Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPVM)


I think This will doom the donks. People are waking up and walking away. (even if to stop voting dem but not voting repub). Much like ourselves that have finally come to the conclusion that the GOP was out to use us but never deliver.

I predict that the Repubs will move to the right and the donks will become a much more selective party or they will fracture and become two or more parties.

Either way it is better for America.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (0OmEj)

319 At the very least, Avenatti's squeakhole is gonna sound like a foghorn

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (bM37c)

320 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.


Pelosi: "OK, I'll have my girl call your girl"

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (cspJy)

321 Twitter, where everything is made up and follower counts don't matter. That's right, follower counts are just like Beta's campaign right about now

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (fDGAU)

322 Fortunately, CNN found a new contributor to fill the gaping, greasy hole left by Avenatti's departure....Richard Spencer.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 17, 2019 01:57 PM (datdl)

Notice how conservatives keep getting de-platformed for "hate speech" and whatnot, but an actual white supremacist like Spencer still has a platform? Tells you a lot.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (N4xQB)

323 I just read the other day about the Death to Disco night at where was it? Chicago? True patriots.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (G1gJe)

324 Ringo had a considerable string of hits in the Seventies, including a number one. More than you might think until you look it up. More proof he made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (O8WFE)

325 There's too much optimism circling around in here right now. Where's eeyore?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (p997d)

326 Paul is next

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (BbGew)

327 324 Ringo had a considerable string of hits in the Seventies, including a number one. More than you might think until you look it up. More proof he made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (O8WFE)


Oh come on now!

I'll say this for Ringo. He's still married to Barbara Bach after like 40 years or so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ)

328 " I believe he'll come out of this a better person with a more enlightened attitude about gender dynamics.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7) "

And very well read on rectal reduction surgery.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

329 I like his hit solo songs more than Lennon's hit songs.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (zFzxj)

"Photograph" is an all-time favorite of mine

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (bM37c)

330 Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (mpXpK)

It that some sort of code or did your name get messed up?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (cF8AT)

331 I always skip the Ringo songs on the CD's. He seems like a nice bloke and all and was a good drummer, but his voice and song choices do nothing for me.

"You're Sixteen" - kinda creepy for a massive hit, no? Ringo must have been in his 30s at the time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)

332
326 Paul is next
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This is true cuz Ringo is the luckiest son of a bitch in the world.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (2LelM)

333 Camper van Beethoven did a terrific cover of "Photograph."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)

334 I like his hit solo songs more than Lennon's hit songs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (zFzxj)

______

"This is about Yoko, isn't it?" Zombie John Lennon

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (8ah8I)

335
And Avenatti is one of the few people where I can laugh at the jokes about prison sexual abuse. Normally, I don't think it's funny at all. But he has a past of domestic abuse, and I bet he's assaulted a few chicks before. Now he might be on the receiving end of it, and all I can say is "LOL,GF."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (QtSzO)

336 330 The /I is to assure italics get closed..

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (mpXpK)

337 The SOH has no authority to "order" anyone to do anything.

There's de juro, and then there's de facto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (cux11)

338 Personally I have probably heard every Beatles song 5,000 times each, I really could live a long rest of my life without hearing one ever again.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (BbGew)

339 Sociopaths like Avenatti don't understand anything, will never understand anything. He'll be a seething, resentful, self-centered imitation human being until the day he dies.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2019 02:41 PM (mSO8Y)

I find Avenatti a bit more fascinating and pathetic than the ordinary sociopath. Someone mentioned Richard Speck earlier in the thread - now there was a true socio/psychopath. No remorse, no empathy, no internal moral feelings at all, and importantly, not the least hint of caring about anyone else at all, certainly not what they thought. The hard core psychopaths just don't have that part built into their mental machinery, I believe they cannot even understand what it means to actually "care" about someone else.

Avenatti, however, cares *deeply*, even passionately, about what other people think about him - that's the only explanation for his obsession with fame and celebrity. He can't validate himself, he desperately needs external validation, so he lives a life of setting up dramas in which he gets to be the Star. And I can only guess that he loves the process so much that he's given up caring, or even thinking about how it is all going to turn out.

Even though the ending is now guaranteed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (Kpl3J)

340 336 330 The /I is to assure italics get closed..
Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (mpXpK)

==========

I don't think it'll work. Needs to be in brackets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (VyAV0)

341 Hampsters are the same a dust bunnies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)


Hampsters are little animals that go around at night and pick your laundry up off the floor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

342 I got things to do out in the heat but been out in in all day and tough to get moving again.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (BbGew)

343 test 1

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (mpXpK)

344 test 2

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (mpXpK)

345 The /I is to assure italics get closed..

That's not how that works.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (cux11)

346 341 You forgot to add they do the dishes too.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (BbGew)

347 looks like it does work

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (mpXpK)

348 342 I got things to do out in the heat but been out in in all day and tough to get moving again.
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Drink moar beer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (2LelM)

349 >>> This is true cuz Ringo is the luckiest son of a bitch in the world.

Aww I always liked Ringo, he seems like a nice bloke. Plus he and George did not feel the need to spew SJW hippie politics nonsense like John and Paul.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (XXdzA)

350 Hampsters are little animals that go around at night and pick your laundry up off the floor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

So they're like a good wife?

*ducks*

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (p997d)

351 347 looks like it does work
Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (mpXpK)

=========

good on you. Still looks kinda weird.

Putting it in brackets should still work, and Pixy won't show it.

But you do you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (VyAV0)

352 The Beatles will never die, I found myself singing along while watching the new Danny Boyle film Yesterday.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (G1gJe)

353 You have to have it in brackets. Like this:

[ /b][ /i] [ /s] [ /u]

But with no space before the /.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

354 I just put out my temp detectors and it immediately clouded up and looks like rain. And they are not water proof.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

355 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.

"Our teams are in communication, our commissars are," says Leon Trotsky. "Joe Stalin can ask for a meeting here in Mexico."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (gH2RJ)

356 Aww I always liked Ringo, he seems like a nice bloke. Plus he and George did not feel the need to spew SJW hippie politics nonsense like John and Paul.
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Jeebus, George was the one that wanted to go to India and get a guru and wear Nehru jackets. Both Lennon and McCartney hated the place cuz everything was covered in fecal matter. Dittos Ringo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (2LelM)

357 353
You have to have it in brackets. Like this:



[ /b][ /i] [ /s] [ /u]



But with no space before the /.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

Looks like it is working w/o the brackets

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

358 But you do you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (VyAV0)

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Damn right. Vic's a renegade. Don't try to change him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (QtSzO)

359 "Our teams are in communication, our chiefs are," says AOC. "She can ask for a meeting," says Tlaib.


For the record, am I the only who bristles at that "team" bullshit? Whenever someone says that, I always want to ask, "What position do you play?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (gH2RJ)

360 327 324 Ringo had a considerable string of hits in the Seventies, including a number one. More than you might think until you look it up. More proof he made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (O8WFE)


Oh come on now!

I'll say this for Ringo. He's still married to Barbara Bach after like 40 years or so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Satan laughing,,spread his wings,,,,oh Lord ya..

Posted by: War Pigs at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (WJGt1)

361 lets try the underline w/o brackets/u

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (mpXpK)

362 Vics/i is working to close the tag?

Then why didn't it work on your first test?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (cF8AT)

363 test

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (mpXpK)

364 it did work and so does the /u

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

365 "The Beatles will never die, I found myself singing along while watching the new Danny Boyle film Yesterday.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


One of my favorite parts of the Beatles Channel on Sirius/XM is the covers of Beatles songs by bands that I never heard before. They recently played Cheap Trick doing Magical Mystery Tour live which was fantastic.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

366 So the Twat Squad are Stepford Wives to some Hindu Trust Fund Alpha Male Commie. The truth will devour them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (2LelM)

367 Dollars to Donuts,those greasy delights with the hole in the middle will be his only sexual release..$3 a POP! in the slammer or in his case SLAMM-HIM.It won't just be his followers that will grow in size.

Posted by: saf at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (5IHGB)

368
good on you. Still looks kinda weird.

Putting it in brackets should still work, and Pixy won't show it.

But you do you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (VyAV0)


If you put the /i in brackets, it hides the command so it's not displayed for everyone to see, making you look like a freak.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

369 According to the Ex-cons at the Fresh Out channel on Youtube, a guy like Avenetti should do okay. He'd do better if he wasn't in such crushing debt, money always helps. But he's famous and his antics are pretty cool to a criminal, and he has useful knowledge.

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Also, although prison rape is not impossible, generally they prefer younger victims.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

370 am a freak

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (mpXpK)

371 You owe me $2 for using my dollars to doughnuts riff a couple of hours ago

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (G1gJe)

372 CNN still refer to him as....... "Presidential Timber"

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Presidential . . . TIMBER!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (+y/Ru)

373 getting thunder now, need to go back and pull the monitors.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (mpXpK)

374 test

test

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:06 PM (mpXpK)

375 Who knows what the $2 movie reference is from?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (G1gJe)

376 am a freak
Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (mpXpK)


Tribe - GrunTruck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk_hjsPE6T0

I just wanna fly my freak flag......

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Yeah thats just messed up.

Posted by: Quilp at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (Bf3hj)

378 If you measure by combined twitter follower IQ, he totally loses.

Posted by: AMartel at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (xk/jw)

379 RE: Allahpundit and Steele, I guess

Boy it sure does seem to piss these people off that Trump actually delivered wins for our team. They seem very upset we got judges on the supreme court. Odd.

I mean, they are totally, totally not controlled opposition

Posted by: DJ3Way at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (bhPL1)

380 Funny thing about Twitter there millions of Followers that you can buy. Openly done on Twitter.
So dip$hit who much did you spend buying your fake followers?
My 12k took years. Yours appeared overnight.

Posted by: HwH805 at July 17, 2019 09:42 PM (4GY2m)

381 Yeah he is somebody...somebody's bitch in prison.

I hope he likes not taking a shower for decades because of the risk of dropping his soap.

The man is a moral disaster. Going to prison for a long time and he quips about his on-line followers. What an idiot.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at July 17, 2019 11:38 PM (V37WM)

382 I won't bash the creepy dude who played a big role in destroying CNN and breaking Chicom DiFi.

Posted by: Coco at July 18, 2019 05:37 PM (RGTnM)

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