The Morning Rant

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"After Trump called out the commies on the Squawk Squad for being un-American provocateurs at his campaign rally in Greenville, NC, out came the GOP cuck contingent, all competing to out-cuck each other with their 'Well, I never' and 'tut-tut' as they collapsed on their fainting couches. I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant.

Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark, an online publication for squealing teenaged girls, has come down with a really bad case of PMS and then late in the day, Evan MacMullin got hit with severe menstrual cramps. Very debilitating, let me tell you. Unfortunately, this rally caught him during one of his 'heavy flow' days, so it'll be touch and go with him for awhile. But not to worry, Hugh Hewitt seems to be fine, all he needs to do is powder his vagina and he'll be OK.

But seriously, where all these guys when you need them? Where are they when CNN compares Trump rallies to Nazi parades? When have they ever called out the anti-Americanism of the commie Squawk Squad? Or when some idiot on MSNBC says that all Trump supporters are racists? The only people they ever seem to be interested in criticizing is Trump, and other conservatives. It's as of they've made some sort of secret treaty with progressives to be as ineffective as possible. And they're doing a damn good job of it, because they're all freaking useless. They don't want to fight anyone (except Trump), they can't be counted on (except to bash Trump), can't be trusted (except to sit on their hands) and they never do anything (except backstab anyone in their own party).

And now the mittelschmerz mafia is on a crying jag because the crowd trash-talked Ilian Omar during the Trump rally. Whoop de do. Considering that Trump supporters have been called racist, nazis, homophobes, white supremacists, etc., by the Democrats for years now, is that really so horrible? Also, clown show CNN reporter Brian Karem yelled "Go home!" at Seb Gorka during the White House social media summit last week, but I didn't hear any of the GOP girly men complain about that, nor anybody else, for that matter. Did you?

It boils down to this: the far left progressives want us deplatformed. The GOP cucks want us to be civil. In what universe does that make sense?"




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CNN Bint Wants A Ritualistic Denunciation of Trump - And They're Having NONE of It:





This Week Trump Be All Like:

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Also Trump:

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Hooray For Bollywood!

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And here's another photo.



"I Don't Think So, Tim."

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(Please don't go looking for a connection between today's celebs, there isn't any - to my knowledge)



Wednesday's celebs: Lainie Kazan and Joseph Bologna, who were in the hilarious film My Favorite Year.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Brownie Sundaes:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




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1 Hola amigos

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (gC2IV)

2 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

3 dammit duke!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

4 th

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (JFO2v)

5 2 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)


You're certainly feisty today.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (wo+B3)

6 I'm no Bollywood fancier or expert, so no idea on her. The guy is Richard something, from Tim Allen's Home Improvement series, and who now does compact garden hose commercials.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

7 brownie sundae's are obviously racist

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (XHsbw)

9 >>Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark,


Who?????


OM: better shoe porn - thanks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

10 Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ykq7q)

11 Ah, Richard Karn.


And the girl in the shoe closet should have been barefoot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

12 Maybe Richard Karn hosted an episode of Bollywood Family Feud.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

13 7 brownie sundae's are obviously racist
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)


Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

14 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (VyAV0)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

16 Shoe girl is hotter than Boolywood girl

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (cspJy)

17

Is it Tool Time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

18 Mia Sara

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aS1PU)

19 WHOOT!

it's Friday!

so, SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

20 The FNM: America is full of NAZIs committing genocide against "people of color"

Also the FNM: Telling people to flee genocide is racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)

21 She's lovely, but is there anyone in Bollywood prettier than Aishwarya Rai?

"Bride and Prejudice" FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

22 9 >>Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark,
Who?????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)


That's what many people on Twitter were asking yesterday.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (wo+B3)

23 AOC needs to be more prominent in the poster and Ringo Presley less so, IMHO

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (J3inX)

24 Helloooooooo again, nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

25 Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)

26 Balay balay indeed!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

27 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (BmxiN)

28 If f*cking your brother is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)

29 Beautiful dessert, hot chick from Bollywood.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)

30 Mia Sara

Me Tarzan.

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)

31 ( Waiting until fertile comments to riff on)..... wait for it.... wait for it....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (90T4r)

32 Mmmmm brownies a la mode!

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (XHsbw)

33 Was Tracinski arrested for something something? Wasn't he a congresscritter once upon a time? The name rings a discordant bell but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)

34 ok, I gotta work. yall behave!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (d7Ww2)

35 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

36 16 Uh, no.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (SwWMX)

37 The French Davidians are the first confirmed examples of soy-based humanoid lifeforms.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)

38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

39 Every time I hear them called "the Squad" I hear the intro to Homestar Runner's "Teen Girl Squad" in my head:

"Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!"

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)

40 21 She's lovely, but is there anyone in Bollywood prettier than Aishwarya Rai?
"Bride and Prejudice" FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)


She's lovely. I'll have to save a few pics of her for use later.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (wo+B3)

41 I posted this in the morning report thread but got willowed....

@PoliticalKathy

Miss World America's State/National/Chief Director accused me of being racist, Islamaphobic, and insensitive.

They stripped me of my Miss Michigan title due to my refusal to try on a hijab in 2018, my tweet about black on black gun violence, and "insensitive" statistical tweets.

https://tinyurl.com/y3vbxpa9

She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

42 That Bollywood has the perfect mouth. The only thing that could make it more perfect is if it were wrapped around my swinging richard.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (bWBdM)

43 28 If f*cking your brother is wrong, I don't want to be right.
---
Al Green?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)

44 35 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

explain the baseball reference?

she just looks like an ex-con to me

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)

45 dammit duke!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM


As Heterodoculus observed, the early woodpecker gets the first grub.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (a2e9b)

46 I thought Robert Tracinski wrote for The Federalist. I think, however, he is a neverTrumper.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)

47 38 Molon Labe Mr. Drum - anytime baby.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (SwWMX)

48 So who wants to dance on top of a train to Chaiyyaa Chaiyyaa?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)

49 The poster is a rework of The Mobster Squad.

A movie staring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone that no one remembers because it was terrible (apparently, I haven't seen it).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)

50 >>That's what many people on Twitter were asking yesterday.

Right?

I read NRO for years, and visited the Weekly Standard intermittently, but I have no idea who that guy is. So. . .bye!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

51 37 The French Davidians are the first confirmed examples of soy-based humanoid lifeforms.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)

And they have soy-based genitalia to match.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

52 25 Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)


Right on, sister!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (wo+B3)

53 Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


I mentioned in the thread below she needs to lawyer up. Stat.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)

54 PICS on front of Fox is a troupe of skanks, skallywags, neer do wells, and haters welcome Omar back the Minnedushu.

The are 4 or 5 POC and the rest just stupid fukn white people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

55 Richard Karn & the woman is my wife, just doesn't know it yet

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (BqBId)

56 But can gorillas read the Fremdenblatt?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (SVJkJ)

57 I was going to ask what Richard Karn has been doing, but I realized there's such a thing as the interwebz, so I looked it up. He apparently has been acting. Who knew?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (m79Dg)

58
Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.



Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.

And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

59 "Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Brownie Sundaes"

At first glance I thought that said "Bernie Saunders" and I thought, No way is he giving anything good.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (19g6/)

60 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)

61 That brownie pic knocked me out of ketosis.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

62 >>She's lovely. I'll have to save a few pics of her for use later


(Martin Henderson, too, please! Hot)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

63 >>The are 4 or 5 POC and the rest just stupid fukn white people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

A paycheck is a paycheck, and the ones from Soros never bounce.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (cspJy)

64 ""Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!"

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)"

OW! MY APPROVAL RATING!

DEPORTED'D

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

65 Greg Gutfeld had a great take on the chanting at rallies thing: Unlike politicians and the media, these are people with no actual POWER. Chanting at a rally is ALL they have. They aren't the ones promoting and passing legislation. It's just words, not actions. The people with all the power get the actions.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)

66 38 ... we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

----------------------------------------------------

Umm, that sounds like identifying the line one should never cross, and then inviting the deranged lefties like that latest one in Seattle to charge across it.

Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oGBso)

67 The girl in the shoe closet is cute, apparently, but is she like 4 feet tall?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

68 The connection between the two is and episode of Tool Time when Tim rewired his dishwasher and wound up blowing out power in half of India. Al had to go over and fix it. That's when he met that girl. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (gC2IV)

69 >Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)



I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

70 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her


That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

71 I don't believe the P-35 was ever produced in .45.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (a2e9b)

72 brownie sundae's are obviously racist
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)

Irredeemably racist! But, so tasty!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (m79Dg)

73 It's Richard....

(wait for it....)

(and I hope you're a fan of Iowan agriculture because his last name is....)


Karn!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (AURKQ)

74 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.
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Yeah, srsly, whose coattails is she riding? She's a commie fo'sho', but hasn't been nearly as active hating America as the other 3 brown cows.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bWBdM)

75 the Squad

The Four Horse-face Women of the Apocalypse

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)

76 58


Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.

Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.
And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019

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I read that as "Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brunette."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (ClOmq)

77 Richard Karn.

From Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)

78 38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

And by "Licolnesque" he means "let's have another civil war." Everybody thinks a civil war will go their way and nobody seems to remember the cost.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

79 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

80 "Send *** back" > "Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, *** has got to go"

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cspJy)

81 She's making a mistake.


I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.

When they go low, we go high.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (MAstk)

82 Great job, Brownie.

Posted by: Chucklehead Bush at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (hjaPQ)

83 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)

84 What is the combined IQ of the Squad? I doubt it's 400 in total.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (JgA4k)

85 Got a new coworker here who started on Monday. I think she's one of "us." She used the phrase "individual liberty" today and she also said said, "if you're offended by the flag, you can get out."

So, that's one good work thing this week.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)

86 She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)

87 Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.

Someone brought up Hamlet where Claudius never kills Hamlet. Well, he tries to a few times but he's a coward. He couldn't even face the king to kill him, he had to poison him. Scar at least did it personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (39g3+)

88 38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

==========

I don't understand this analogy.

Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (VyAV0)

89 83 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)

A guy you beat with a stick.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (cspJy)

90 Cobbler > Brownie > Pie > Cake

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (X9Vy9)

91 Tasty looking!

And the brownie thing looks good also.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)

92 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

93 79 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

tall rich boyfriend or hubby

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (JFO2v)

94 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her



Also: we're so used to thinking of AOC in control and being the "leader" because of her mastery of social media/capturing the attention of the MSM.

It's easy to forget that she is not an experienced politician, and is not good when in situations where she must go off script, such as tv interviews and at hearings.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

95 I mentioned in the thread below she needs to lawyer up. Stat.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)

Looks like that's not happening...mistake I think but her call.

@PoliticalKathy 29 mins ago

I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.

When they go low, we go high.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)

96 86 She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)

==========

"This is just too absurd."
-Kafka

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (VyAV0)

97 69 >Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)



I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

We are still talking about the weather, correct?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

98 These are the saddest of possible words
Omar to Alex to Tlaib
Trio of commies and dumber than birds
Omar to Alex to Tlaib

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

99 That's a brownie with....2 SCOOPS!

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (ykq7q)

100 Omar has been declared untouchable. She could directly call for the assassination of the president and the media would go hair on fire if anyone dared to criticize her.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)

101 I think I just had my first real orgasm.

Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

102 79
How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019

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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

103 >We are still talking about the weather, correct?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)



If thats what you kids today call it....sure.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

104 >101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)


Stroke or no stroke?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

105 Old: Military blog

New: Elephant porn blog

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (WnKHt)

106 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)

It's interesting, really. Apparently, leftists don't like fat, ugly, skanky women of color, either.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (m79Dg)

107 Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)

Yep posted that above.

I hope she rethinks.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

108 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?
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Ace shelves. The shoes come to her. Eventually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (hjaPQ)

109 Friday shelf porn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (t6MX/)

110 I am not sure what Drum means by Lincolnesque, but the Civil War imagery is pretty obvious. Maybe he means virtuous and attempting to keep the country together? I have no idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)

111 33 Was Tracinski arrested for something something? Wasn't he a congresscritter once upon a time? The name rings a discordant bell but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)

I'll bet you're thinking of Jim Traficant, a convicted Ohio congresman.

but Traczinski's cri de cour was idiotic - so he doesn't support anyone anymore, and he's just gonna sit in the bleachers and shoot spitballs at everyone. Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say, ever again?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

112 105
Old: Military blog


New: Elephant porn blog



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019

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Old: Pr0nHub

New: Pr0nTrunk

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)

113 Look at all the f*cking elephants!

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (cspJy)

114 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

115 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

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I'm skeptical about that... this appearance was one where it made most sense to defer to the actual immigrant, so that might be why.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

116 110 I am not sure what Drum means by Lincolnesque, but the Civil War imagery is pretty obvious. Maybe he means virtuous and attempting to keep the country together? I have no idea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)

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But even granting him that...the idea that anyone in America today is experiencing anything as evil and systemic as slavery is so deranged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (VyAV0)

117 Man, whatever small amount of wittiness I possess is absent today..... youse guys are doin' fine tho... it's like watching the cool kids dance, today, and trying to be inconspicuous...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (90T4r)

118 Wow, that's quite a... eclectic combination of pictures OM. TGIF horde, coffee and.... just coffee

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (T9rmq)

119 101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

Inconceivable!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (t6MX/)

120
If the RNC weren't such cucks they would use #SendThemBack as a way to raise funds to take the house back and send democrats home to whatever state they came from.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

121 What's the point of having all those shoes since they go out of style every 5 minutes?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (WnKHt)

122 I don't understand this analogy.



Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?


Also, what race war? The one that Progda is trying to start by accusing all us normals of being racists when we aren't? They're going to poke the bear one too many times and they will not like what happens to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)

123 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

124 "explain the baseball reference?

she just looks like an ex-con to me
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)"

Well, we keep making jokes that Pressley is the Ringo of this group. Or the Zeppo/Gummo Mark, Curly Joe Derita, etc. The forgotten member.

Harry Steinfeldt was the 3B for the Cubs when the rest of their infield was 1B Frank Chance, 2B Johnny Evers and SS Joe Tinker, of "Tinker to Evers to Chance" fame.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)

125 @38

Which is why they are trying to get as many non-whites into the country as fast as possible by any means necessary.


It won't be long now, 20 years tops at the current rate.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88mwq)

126 https://dailym.ai/2Z4ePVC
*******
Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)

127 123 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

They can't stand you either.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (cspJy)

128 Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.
I was able to go out and hire a gang of hyenas to kill someone so, obviously, we have to treat Scar as innocent because anyone could have hired hyenas to kill Simba! And I'd hate to think we were condemning an innocent lion because you want to get a cricket match early to eat the best spectators.

Posted by: twelve angry pussies at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (Dh1wo)

129 114 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

She could ask Michelle Obama to help.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)

130 OW! MY APPROVAL RATING!

DEPORTED'D

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

Word.

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (t2AQi)

131 Related. The missus and I were at the store last night and she turned and said, "let's sent the President a thank you card!." Ok baby, let's do it.

Here's what she wrote: Dear Mr President. Just wanted to drop you a note saying how proud we are of you and the First Lady for all that you do on behalf of us the American people and that we thank you for standing up for us each and every day. We are not sure how you do it Day in and Day out but please never stop as we will always support you. Stay strong sir and know that us "deplorable elites" have your back.

And yes she's a woman of color who happen to be a naturalized citizen.

*wipes tear of joy from eye*
.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

132 70 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

By my analysis they're all a bunch'a stupid cows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (AURKQ)

133 Old: Pr0nHub

New: Pr0nTrunk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)


Old and busted: tentacle hentai

New and hot: elephant trunk hentai

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (wo+B3)

134 123 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)


Always borrowing my underwear....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (90T4r)

135 I'll bet you're thinking of Jim Traficant, a convicted Ohio congressman
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Yes, that was it, sounded similar and I have a short attention span for NeverTrumpers and their constant whining for attention.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (oGBso)

136 Robert Tracinski is an acolyte of Ayn Rand -- apparently in the same way as Alan Greenspan was.


I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.


They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)

137 126 https://dailym.ai/2Z4ePVC
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Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)
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I guess we know who's payroll El Presidente is on.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

138 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

I thought that was about the only thing that got you off, Rosie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (m79Dg)

139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

Fetch my fainting Ottoman!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

140 Trump still has the upper hand over the loony left, and continuing this saga for another week is all for the good. He needed to be "the adult in the room" and say:

"no we won't just throw a citizens out, there will be due process, and if our justice system determines she committed multiple immigration crimes, they may indeed, send Omar home".


"We don't throw citizens out of the country just for being anti-American or dishonest, racist or bigoted, but there are laws that must be obeyed by all genders and races, no one is above the law"

Since the left and Mueller's coup all assume Trump (and his voters) guilty unless proven innocent, there might be some good material there. The coup was illegal, Hillary destroying evidence was illegal ... time for a real (reformed?) justice system. Turn the "no one is above the law" BS used against Trump back where it belongs ... on antifa/Hillary/Mueller/etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

141 The girl isn't short, it's a really tall closet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (WnKHt)

142 So, that's one good work thing this week.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)

Nice! Flash her the secret white power symbol see if you get a giggle.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (t6MX/)

143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

So, quit already.

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

144 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)

145 139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

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UNPOSSIBLE!!
- Chicago Democrats

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (WnKHt)

146 144 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)

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The Democratic Party has a racist past...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (VyAV0)

147 Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

Very nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (+0VWg)

148 139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

Fetch my fainting Ottoman!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

I'm here!

Posted by: Selim the Flop at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

149 143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

So, quit already.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

See.... witty.... +1...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (90T4r)

150 Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (tH5fk)

151 101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)


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Wait, my first girlfriend comments here?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (WqPYg)

152 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)


You, being an elephant, are requesting interspecies mating?

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

153 She could ask Michelle Obama to help.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)
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And Big Mike would slap her into next week. Remember her trip to Target and how offended she was that short people would ask her for help getting things off high shelves?

She is somebody who was blessed with gifts beyond belief, and all she sees are the perceived slights and insults. Must be exhausting to be her.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)

154
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)


Yes it does. African Americans are notoriously bad tippers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)

155 And yes she's a woman of color who happen to be a naturalized citizen.



*wipes tear of joy from eye*

.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

You got a keeper!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)

156 143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

I don't think they like it much either when you do

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (dm05u)

157 Robert Tracinski is an acolyte of Ayn Rand -- apparently in the same way as Alan Greenspan was.


I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.


They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)

How do Muslims rationalize eating dog? Don't they have similar dietary laws to the Old Testament, where eating dog is out of bounds?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)

158 In the CBS interview the other day Tlaib not only refused to apologize for calling Trump a motherflacker she doubled down and said this is the way she and her people talked all the time. The media said nothing.

But Trump said pussy years ago and we are still being lectured about it. And that same media thinks they can shame conservatives now?

LOL GFY

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (K/2j/)

159 Wow, she has gorgeous eyes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

160 That America hand looks rapey.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)

161 It's true, canoes are terribly racist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)

162 They should rethink that whole Miss Michigan thing - to be inclusive, there needs to be a Miss White Michigan, Miss Black Michigan, Miss Trannie Michigan, Miss Mex Michigan, and Miss Jihadi Michigan. (at least) Then have them all fight it out in mud wrestling match to see who wins. I guess that would make Miss Black Michigan the odd-on favorite, but you never know, Miss Jihadi Michigan might just show up with a suicide vest and clear the decks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

163 150 Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.
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For some reason I heard that in Mr. T's voice.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (hjaPQ)

164 Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)


Thanks Marine!

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

165 I was able to go out and hire a gang of hyenas to kill someone so, obviously, we have to treat Scar as innocent because anyone could have hired hyenas to kill Simba!

I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3+)

166 150
Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (tH5fk)


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Heh. Reminds me of when Eddie Murphy was funny. 30+ years ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (WqPYg)

167 Re: the "send her back" cahnt, it also reminded me of a campus speech Milo Y did about how to destroy the alt-right. It was excellent, because it really was a legit roadmap for killing the Left's boogeymen, but he (and the audience) inherently understand that there's no way they could follow his advice. It would require that they give up all of their worst impulses, such as controlling speech and policing humor.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

168 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (bWBdM)

Dream on, buddy. I expect she has her own Bollywood guy to do that with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (+0VWg)

169 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)

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The Democratic Party has a racist past...



They have a pretty racist present as well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (X9Vy9)

170 A corrupt Mexican politician?

___

UNPOSSIBLE!!
- Chicago Democrats
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (WnKHt)

AMATEURS!!
- Chicago Democrats

There. FIFY.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (m79Dg)

171 The dog-eating is an East Asian thing he did... yeah, not okay, .... but he did a lot of not okay with Muzzies stuff...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)

172 The Democratic Party has a racist past...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (VyAV0)

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And present and future.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

173 out came the GOP cuck contingent, all competing to out-cuck each other "

A third of a century's worth of "that isn't our kind of thingy" has left the national GOP (and several states - right VA?) nutless.

Seriously. Nutless monkeys. Fighting "isn't who we are" n' shiite.

Listen, boogerpickers, you're in a fight. You're just too f'ing limpwristed to realize it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)

174 Headline earlier this week said 4 RINO's voted with Dems on the "My feelings got an owwie" vote. Knowing the answer on who would be one of the four, i read the article anyway. Yup, Fred Upton.
November of next year, I'll not be voting for him. He has the nerve to s send mailers asking for money, says the Dems consider him vulnerable, he's in a district where he could get 60 if he'd vote conservative.
And then he casts a vote like that.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (jJpkO)

175 154


Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.



Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)





Yes it does. African Americans are notoriously bad tippers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
That crap made a brief appearance around southern NH a couple years ago. A local microbrewery made big waves by eliminating tipping, raising everyone's wages to $12-$15/hr, full bennies and also raised their prices. They marketed it as the price increase equals out to what you would have tipped wait staff anyways.Fast forward about 10 months. Doors closed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (N39Ws)

176 The dog-eating is an East Asian thing he did... yeah, not okay, .... but he did a lot of not okay with Muzzies stuff...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)

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You mean like homosexuality.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (pw+jk)

177 Brownie sundaes > Bernie Sanders

Posted by: huerfano at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (6e1eX)

178 Democrats have always been, and always will be, deeply racist..... a moment's thought will verify this...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (90T4r)

179 http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)

180 123 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)


Because your ass is this ( . ) big.

Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (gJIOy)

181 179 http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)

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So...she's pretty much a Republican, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (VyAV0)

182 How do Muslims rationalize eating dog? Don't they have similar dietary laws to the Old Testament, where eating dog is out of bounds?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)

SE Asian muslim is a very different animal.

(pun sorta kinda intended)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

183 You wouldn't in a million years expect this rant from this woman...but:

Part1: https://tinyurl.com/yxj36r2w
Part2: https://tinyurl.com/y4c7btag
Part3: https://tinyurl.com/y4d669wj
Part4: https://tinyurl.com/y3dkmhex

She lives in Wichita Falls, TX...oh and she's looking for a job if anyone knows of one there.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (cF8AT)

184 Brownie sundaes > Bernie Sanders

Posted by: huerfano at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (6e1eX)

Oh,hell yes!

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (ykq7q)

185 Me Likey Bollywood chick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (0XxHK)

186 Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?

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I'm not a Lincoln hater, but yes, and not just the slave owning class, but sympathizers and draft dodgers in the North. He suspended habeas corpus, he suspended the 1st Amendment with regard to the Copperhead press, he violated property rights, he used the Navy against civilians, etc... Lincoln effectively suspended the Constitution when he saw fit until the war was won.

Now, I agree that those things likely needed to be done, in order to preserve the Constitution at all.

But they are advocating using the most extreme kind of executive power to strip fellow citizens of their rights during peacetime, based on race.

It's almost like the mirror dimension version of what Lincoln did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

187 How do Muslims rationalize eating dog? Don't they have similar dietary laws to the Old Testament, where eating dog is out of bounds?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)

OT never says anything about eating dog, for or against.

I think the Talmud says that eating Dogs is fine, but only if they're Hot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

188 http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp

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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)

===Sinema more conservative than Juan McVain?

Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

189
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA


And servers are the same as slaves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)

190 >>Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.


Intersectionality requires that absolutely everything has a race angle, and there is no shortage of good lil' SJW "journalist" who want to make sure we are educated on ALL of these offenses that occur in western civ.

STFU. I don't subscribe to Intersectionality, so I have no use for your latest "[whatever] is racist! Here's why. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

191 What is UP with Kyrsten Sinema anyway??? I had her figured a certain way, but...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (90T4r)

192 I always felt The Lion King had one of Disney's better plots. I believe that's partially why it draws a lot of adults and kids. There were many families last night but also single adults, many younger 20ish.

I have to disagree it was a "pointless" remake. It was very well done and the animation in 3D really made it visually interesting. They were very true to the original story. The script was slightly changed but done in tasteful or interesting ways.

Just one man's opinion who generally hates almost every movie and hasn't been motivated to go to a theater in some time.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (VkWRL)

193 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (VyAV0)
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At Least more than Shitstain was

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)

194 I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3+)

That movie didn't even get the chance to blow goats because the goats got bored and annoyed and wandered away first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (AURKQ)

195 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)

196 Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (90T4r)
*******
she swings from both sides of the plate ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

197 179 http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp
*******
Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
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I gotta give her credit, she's not running with the crazies.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)

198 I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked
Yep; and the fact that the rare (if not literally unique) switchblade was misused stabbing downward after having had to invert it from its natural use-position indicates even more that it was the son doing it out hate and not, say, a surprised thief.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (Dh1wo)

199 179
http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp

*******

Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)


Kyrsten Sinema >>>>> Jeff Flake

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

200 I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked"

*reaches across aisle*

*puts on Prometheus to distract neighborhood movie reviewer*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)

201 176 The dog-eating is an East Asian thing he did... yeah, not okay, .... but he did a lot of not okay with Muzzies stuff...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)


He does very good taqiya.

Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (gJIOy)

202 My husband had Newsy on today. They are still talking about Michael Cohen! FFS, the guy plead guilty to something that isn't even a crime. They were calling payments to Stormy "hush money". So fed up with this.

And The Squad. Well, someone tell me exactly what any of them have done to earn their salary. Because I think it's high time we expect people in Congress to do more than collect a paycheck.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

203 Whoshe? Pretty.

Whohe? That guy from that teevee show I never watched that starred Jason Nesmith

Connection: Both were featured in a Morning Rant on A♠

and

Oh, my aching cavities.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (LO5Qy)

204 193 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (VyAV0)
*******
At Least more than Shitstain was
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)

=========

We were so convinced that she was going to be crazy progressive, especially with her Code Pink past.

This is a weird timeline we've fallen into.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)

205
I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant.








Someone is really trying to give Angry Snarky Ewok a run for his money. And coming damned close.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (veoSD)

206 So...she's pretty much a Republican, right?"

I hated that she won, but she actually may be more of a Republican than Jeff Flake, who she replaced.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

207 I think the Talmud says that eating Dogs is fine, but only if they're Hot.
Posted by: Tom Servo


So no cold leftovers the next day?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (ql3m8)

208 I already pointed out - the other lions would have smelled Simba's blood on Scar if he'd killed him

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (dm05u)

209 Dream on, buddy. I expect she has her own Bollywood guy to do that with.
====================
Man, there's always someone around to piss on my campfire.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bWBdM)

210 I started watching the Bill Whittle Moon documentary. It is fascinating to watch and if you have not seen it yet, charge your battery and have spare time. Dinner was an hour late at my house because I was watching it.

Posted by: Picric at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (nOeFE)

211 Wonder who did the Jihad Squad poster.

Alas that anonymity is a survival matter nowadays.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (LO5Qy)

212 200 I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked"

*reaches across aisle*

*puts on Prometheus to distract neighborhood movie reviewer*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)

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I don't have a strong opinion on 12 Angry...

Ooo! Pretty things!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (VyAV0)

213 Fetch my fainting Ottoman!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)


Sorry, can't. It's being used by a naked fat guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (wo+B3)

214
What is UP with Kyrsten Sinema anyway??? I had her figured a certain way, but...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (90T4r)

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This.

Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

215 179
http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp

*******

Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)

She going to eat them in a Satanic ritual?

Yeah, that won't be gamed to the point of ineffectiveness. Claiming "fear" versus claiming to be "looking for a job." How ever will the illegal aliens and their candy-waving, van-driving dem supporters ever crack that code?

Fail. Back to the drawing board with this political theater.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (t6MX/)

216 http://bit.ly/2YZDjPH
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

217 I don't know what Kyrsten Sinema's plan is, but if we assume (I think correctly) that her party is actually imploding, she'll be well-positioned to take a leading role in a new, restructured, less bugnuts crazy Democrat party.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)

218
I gotta give her credit, she's not running with the crazies.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)


The weird part is that the democrats aren't attacking her.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (TAmPV)

219 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema pushes program to streamline removal of migrant families without valid asylum claims"

So. Much. Better. than McFuckstain or Flake.
Just how much do you have to suck that being replaced by an actual Democrat is an improvement?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (GDooN)

220 216 http://bit.ly/2YZDjPH
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

I'd say the attempt succeeded....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (AURKQ)

221 174 Headline earlier this week said 4 RINO's voted with Dems on the "My feelings got an owwie" vote.

___

I was pleasantly surprised it was only 4. I was expecting it to be well into double digits.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (WnKHt)

222 to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema"

I don't know what the urban dictionary means by "streamlined", but if she's in those boots, then...


yes, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

223 217 I don't know what Kyrsten Sinema's plan is, but if we assume (I think correctly) that her party is actually imploding, she'll be well-positioned to take a leading role in a new, restructured, less bugnuts crazy Democrat party.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)

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Their primary opponent will be the Worker's Family Party, which will gobble up the far left of the Democratic Party and become a national spoiler after Democrats lose the House, lose seats in the Senate, and fail to push out Literally Hitler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)

224 I don't have a strong opinion on 12 Angry...

Ooo! Pretty things!"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

225 New Business Concept: Power washing grins of sand out of cuckservative vaginas. Charge by the grain.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

226 Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
..

Bravo.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)

227 216 http://bit.ly/2YZDjPH
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

Well, I'll bet that changed his mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

228 ... The one that Progda is trying to start by accusing
all us normals of being racists when we aren't? ...


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)


=======


Stolen.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WqPYg)

229 Could Synema be that unicorn? An actual moderate Democrat?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WnKHt)

230 That kid in 12 Angry Men had the worst lawyer in the history of lawying. Apparently he just showed up for work but did NOTHING in the trial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)

231 222 to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema"

I don't know what the urban dictionary means by "streamlined", but if she's in those boots, then...

yes, please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

Streamlining (v., 21st c.):

1) the act of bartering sexual favors for drugs within the confines of a metal camping trailer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)

232 Funny!

https://twitter.com/KS1729/status/

1152042627077955589

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

233 >> Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.


Shitty tipper says what?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (t6MX/)

234 My theory is that a) she's actually serious about representing Arizonans and b) Sinema sees how crazy the party has become and is trying to position herself as a non-crazy who can step up into a leadership role after the Dems crash and burn in 2020.

She keeps this up she could probably write her own ticket to the AZ governor's office, and possibly higher.

Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)

235 "My Favorite Year." I forgot about that movie. I really liked it.

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (B5K06)

236 229 Could Synema be that unicorn? An actual moderate Democrat?
...

So far, yes without a doubt.

She's already said she will not support impeachment.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (MAstk)

237 I already pointed out - the other lions would have smelled Simba's blood on Scar if he'd killed him
Posted by: vmom


If Scar had killed Simba, it would have ended the movie right there and cost Disney billions of dollars in merchandising.

Cynic much? Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (ql3m8)

238
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)







What tips?

Posted by: Bartender filling out his 1040EZ at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (veoSD)

239 234 My theory is that a) she's actually serious about representing Arizonans and b) Sinema sees how crazy the party has become and is trying to position herself as a non-crazy who can step up into a leadership role after the Dems crash and burn in 2020.

She keeps this up she could probably write her own ticket to the AZ governor's office, and possibly higher.
Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)

========

I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)

240 What's the deal with the gigantic black girl in the squats? Is she just security or there to make the rest look better or did she do anything herself?

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - it didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (x+F96)

241 I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)

Amen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

242 Most states allow a lower min wage for waiters since it's made up by tips. In WA state min wage is on its way to $15 and on top of that tips. So someone working at Chilis can make $50-60K a year. Someone working a high end joint is easily into 6 figures.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (WnKHt)

243 Meade got to it before me.

Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (wCmLp)

244
Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)


If that turns out to be true I'll start believing there really are Unicorns that shit rainbow colored Skittles.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (TAmPV)

245
Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Watching the conspiracy theorists at the discredited Daily Beast blog panic over the exploding Ilhan Omar scandal is additional evidence that they know something is up. This guy is a full time liberal activist and a promoter of conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)

246 226 Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
..

Bravo.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)
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Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (G0vdT)

247 > Could Synema be that unicorn? An actual moderate Democrat?


They do still exist, although so rare they're pretty much an endangered species.
Manchin from West Virginia is another one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (GDooN)

248 I already pointed out - the other lions would have smelled Simba's blood on Scar if he'd killed him

Yeah but he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him when he was grown up, he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him by chasing him down, why not just feed him to the Hyenas?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)

249
I don't know what Kyrsten Sinema's plan is, but if we assume (I think correctly) that her party is actually imploding, she'll be well-positioned to take a leading role in a new, restructured, less bugnuts crazy Democrat party.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)

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Could be. It's a high-risk gamble with a high reward.

She might be reading the tea leaves, and thinks 2020 will be an implosion that causes the Party to have come-to-jesus moment and moderate. Then she's in the money, because they'll need a leader with moderate cred who's under the age of 1,000, unlike the rest of the handful of moderates.

But if the loss next year leads to another leftward spasm, she's out in the cold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

250 Sinema " types" could actually postpone the coming Civil War.....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (90T4r)

251 LOL big time at the elephant screwing the donkey and rhino. And forget shoe porn, that's CLOSET porn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)

252 Gah, off sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (wCmLp)

253 Stolen.

With my blessing. That just fits so well. Progressive Pravda, broadcasting propaganda. Alliterative, too.

They can't go out of bidness fast enough. It's pretty bad when CNN has fewer viewers that SpongeBob SquarePants every day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)

254 Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller "

Ok, so I clicked. Officer says dude had a "five to six inch in length" wound in the ol' scrotsac...

Say what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

255 249
She might be reading the tea leaves, and thinks 2020 will be an implosion that causes the Party to have come-to-jesus moment and moderate. Then she's in the money, because they'll need a leader with moderate cred who's under the age of 1,000, unlike the rest of the handful of moderates.

But if the loss next year leads to another leftward spasm, she's out in the cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

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In that instance, I could imagine a party switch to become Republican for her could end up working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (VyAV0)

256 >
I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.

Indeed. Despite being only 29, I'm old enough to remember Scoop Jackson.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (GDooN)

257 250 Sinema " types" could actually postpone the coming Civil War.....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (90T4r)

Would that be a "hot" postponed civil war?


(har har har)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AURKQ)

258 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
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There was a book written during the Clinton (spit) presidency, specifically about what life was like after Welfare Reform passed. The book is "Nickle and Dimed" and when it came out I picked it up off the table at Borders (sigh, miss them) and read through it.

Author treated her subjects, the people who work low wage, tipped jobs, like they were exotic specimens in a case or under a microscope. Had zero sympathy for the people she was using as a bat to hit everybody else with.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (oGBso)

259 Could Synema be that unicorn? An actual moderate Democrat?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WnKHt)


That's not the only kind of unicorn we're hoping she turns out to be!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (wCmLp)

260 Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.
..

Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.

Won't save him though.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)

261 I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)

Amen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

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Right? Wouldn't it be nice if we could go back to bickering about entitlement outlays instead of buying more ammo every damned day?

*sigh*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)

262 260 Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.
..

Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.

Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)

Doug Jones is tap dancing as fast as he can...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (90T4r)

263 Sinema's a wolf in sheep's clothing. All, except the crazies, of AZ wants to close the border. But otherwise she'll vote with Nancy all the way.

Leaving the squad to squat in the desert.

Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (gJIOy)

264 I thought Robert Tracinski wrote for The Federalist. I think, however, he is a neverTrumper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)

I thought there was a Clinton connection.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (abNpZ)

265 Aw, it's cute that Doug Jones thinks he can win. His only chance is writing anonymous letters to Roy Moore, convincing him that this country needs him to run again.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)

266 261 Right? Wouldn't it be nice if we could go back to bickering about entitlement outlays instead of buying more ammo every damned day?

*sigh*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)

============

"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)

267 > Ok, so I clicked. Officer says dude had a "five to six inch in length" wound in the ol' scrotsac...


Sounds like one of these guys who hangs weights from his scrotum to stretch it out.

No, I don't know why you'd want to do that, either. The scrotum is pretty much the gnarliest looking part of male anatomy, IMO. Why would you want to emphasize it?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (GDooN)

268 I have nothing against the acting, Anon a mouse, but the plot sucks.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (Dh1wo)

269 Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller "


Wow. I guess she really wanted to break up with him. Seems a bit harsh.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (tH5fk)

270 Sinema better prepare for the prog incoming.

Is she Hitlerian now?

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (MAstk)

271 instead of buying more ammo every damned day?"

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)

272 262 260 Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.
..

Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.

Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)

Doug Jones is tap dancing as fast as he can...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (90T4r)

===========

I guess it's because election is closing in. He hasn't had a full term, so him going full prog for the first couple of years seemed to indicate that he knew he was going to lose and was just raising his Progressive Profile.

Yeah, his turn towards moderation is probably not going to help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (VyAV0)

273 270 Sinema better prepare for the prog incoming.

Is she Hitlerian now?
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (MAstk)

Sinema has some pretty good Prog Cred to overcome....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)

274 One time I tipped a girl really hard and she tipped me back harder.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (9PtLS)

275 Sinema? I'd hit it.

But I don't trust her any more than any other dem.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (tH5fk)

276 Sounds like one of these guys who hangs weights from his scrotum to stretch it out."

That's just... nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

277 That Drum quote is from an article he did at Mother Jones but I won't stink up my computer by looking at the whole thing. He quoted himself on Twitter, and was picked up by Patrick Ryan on Twitter, who was making a point.

Ryan said that guys like Buchanan and others warned that "diversity" and flooding the country with various ethnic groups was likely to lead to conflict and a rise of strong nationalism. They were called bigots and racists and dinosaurs for saying it.

And now the left is determined to prove them right because they figure they have the numbers to win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)

278 229 Could Synema be that unicorn? An actual moderate Democrat?

...



So far, yes without a doubt.



She's already said she will not support impeachment.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (MAstk)

===
Quien es mas macho, Mitt Romney o Synema? Quien es mas macho?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

279 Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)


Isn't that like the fabled 'red heiffer' that only shows up once every other millennium?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)

280 Sinema has some pretty good Prog Cred to overcome....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)

She could wind up being some sort of "sane progressive"...

"I want to do these things because they're the right thing to do and i think they will work, not because you're racist and evil and I want to control everything about everyone's lives."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AURKQ)

281
"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)

------

"John Jackson's $0.03 cent titanium tax goes too far!"

"Jack Johnson's $0.03 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

282 Sinema has also kept quiet about the twat tweets.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (WnKHt)

283 Just the tip, I swear.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

284 192
I always felt The Lion King had one of Disney's better plots. I believe
that's partially why it draws a lot of adults and kids. . . .


Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019

*
*
I thought I read somewhere, maybe here, that the plot is based on Hamlet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)

285 275 Sinema? I'd hit it.

But I don't trust her any more than any other dem.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (tH5fk)

Yeah, always value deeds over words.... she has a couple of good deeds, though...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (90T4r)

286 Sounds like one of these guys who hangs weights from his scrotum to stretch it out."

That's just... nuts.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

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Blade size makes a vas deferens in the wound size.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

287 281
"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)

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"John Jackson's $0.03 cent titanium tax goes too far!"

"Jack Johnson's $0.03 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

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MadTV reference!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

288 I'm still predicting Tommy Tuberville as the next Senator from Alabama.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

289 > Quien es mas macho, Mitt Romney o Synema? Quien es mas macho?

Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (GDooN)

290 Trump Team has a sense of humor:



https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/

1152058054902333442

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

291 Sinema has some pretty good Prog Cred to overcome....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
This. Don't trust. Easy on the eyes, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (t6MX/)

292 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)

Just some cymbal of stupidity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (abNpZ)

293 MadTV reference!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

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Futurama

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

294 280 Sinema has some pretty good Prog Cred to overcome....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)

She could wind up being some sort of "sane progressive"...

"I want to do these things because they're the right thing to do and i think they will work, not because you're racist and evil and I want to control everything about everyone's lives."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AURKQ)


Sinema seems to be a Howard Schultz- type Prog...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (90T4r)

295 Hm? No, that's Futurama, not MadTV. Unless they did the same joke.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)

296 No Ewok made shelf in that last picture. But where is the ladder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (RnxWP)

297 I thought I read somewhere, maybe here, that the plot is based on Hamlet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)

too many characters still alive at the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

298 Blade size makes a vas deferens in the wound size."

*golf clap*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

299 OT never says anything about eating dog, for or against.

I think the Talmud says that eating Dogs is fine, but only if they're Hot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

Well, really it does mention dogs. By omission.

Deuteronomy 14:3-8 "You shall not eat an abomination. These are the animals you may eat: the ox, the sheep, the goat, the deer, the gazelle, the roebuck, the wild goat, the antelope, ant the mountain sheep. Every animal that parts the hoof and has the hoof cloven in two and chews the cud, among the animals, you may eat. Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cloven you shall not eat these. The camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you. And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch."

My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (m79Dg)

300 295 Hm? No, that's Futurama, not MadTV. Unless they did the same joke.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)

=========

I remember something similar...

Maybe I invented something.

Still, Futurama > MadTV

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)

301 Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

Isn't that like the fabled 'red heiffer' that only shows up once every other millennium?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)..

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Probably rarer.

And Trump should appoint her to SCOTUS.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (8XRCm)

302 Come on. That woman just wanted a new handbag. Not guilty.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (Dh1wo)

303 "She could wind up being some sort of "sane progressive"... "


Some may call you a dreamer

Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (gJIOy)

304 It IS possible for someone to be prog on some issues and sane on other issues. I'm not saying Sinema 2024 or anything, but let's give her some credit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)

305 Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT


OW! My Balls!!!
Oh baby, I just can't quit you!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (88+cf)

306 Kevin Drum was pretty big during the Bush years, talking all about how Bush was Hitler and would put us all in camps and loved war and only invaded for oil, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)

307 > Tommy Tuberville

Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)

308 Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.
..

Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.

Won't save him though.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)




I'll be the judge of that!

Posted by: Justice Roy Moore at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (X9Vy9)

309 Still, Futurama > MadTV
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)

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Them's fighting words sir!! I challenge thee to a duel.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)

310 There was a book written during the Clinton (spit) presidency, specifically about what life was like after Welfare Reform passed. The book is "Nickle and Dimed" and when it came out I picked it up off the table at Borders (sigh, miss them) and read through it.
Author treated her subjects, the people who work low wage, tipped jobs, like they were exotic specimens in a case or under a microscope. Had zero sympathy for the people she was using as a bat to hit everybody else with.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (oGBso)


Right, that book was purely political. There was a guy who wrote a refutation of it, I forget the title, by going to NYC with nothing but $25 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Within 2-3 months, he had a job, an apartment, and a used pick-up truck. And his point was yes, you can make it, if you work hard and continuously. And then he wrote about it, and the book got published.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (wo+B3)

311 Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."

Henry Gibson was more macho...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (6qErC)

312 I'm still predicting Tommy Tuberville as the next Senator from Alabama.

Agreed, although I think my buddy from elementary school would do well too. He's on record as supporting PDT. He's the other BB.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (HaL55)

313 306 Kevin Drum was pretty big during the Bush years, talking all about how Bush was Hitler and would put us all in camps and loved war and only invaded for oil, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)

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"And that's how the gays got wiped out."
-Ken Burns voice

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (VyAV0)

314 Kevin Drum was pretty big during the Bush years, talking all about how Bush was Hitler and would put us all in camps and loved war and only invaded for oil, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)

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No Drums for Oil?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (AzW6q)

315 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the ridge?

" Here come the elephants"

Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (vI+F1)

316 Indeed. Despite being only 29, I'm old enough to remember Scoop Jackson.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Eastland and Talmadge weren't so bad, either.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (FTlwv)

317 A pick up truck.....in NYC????

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)

318 It starts out as a compact but after you rub it, it turns into a shoulder-bag!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Dh1wo)

319
Quick advice..

I'm making a meme of a fake Beto O'Rourke tweet where he gets orgasmic over the new CATS trailer (due to his "furry" reputation). Which would be a funnier response?

"Oh. My God. I just nutted!"

or..

"I believe I just nutted!"
(Tag line of trailer is "This Christmas, you will believe.")

Or any other suggestion. Thanks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Xqo6t)

320 How is "I'm a fighter pilot" McGaffe doing against Cocaine Mitch?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (RnxWP)

321 Kevin Drum.... looked him up... idiot, from the Left Coast...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (90T4r)

322 Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney.
*******
Paul Lynde says HI sailor

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (BqBId)

323 More Power!

Posted by: jaytrain at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (kTU8y)

324
Yeah but he was willing to have the Hyenas kill
him when he was grown up, he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him by
chasing him down, why not just feed him to the Hyenas?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
I've never seen the film, but is it possible that the villain (Scar?) had a sadistic streak -- that he wanted Simba's death to be prolonged? Maybe too psychological for a Disney film, I know, but was it hinted at in some other scene that he was a bit of a sadist?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)

325 A six inch knife cut on the guy's scrout? What is he 29?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (pw+jk)

326 318 It starts out as a compact but after you rub it, it turns into a shoulder-bag!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Dh1wo)

It actually says "Coachella Music Festival"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

327 309 Still, Futurama > MadTV
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)

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Them's fighting words sir!! I challenge thee to a duel.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)

==========

But first, you must answer these questions three:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (VyAV0)

328 307 > Tommy Tuberville

Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)

I do wonder, if you support him, are you a Pro-Tuberance?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

329 going to NYC with nothing but $25 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Within 2-3 months, he had a job, an apartment

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This describes millions of immigrants in the pre-welfare days.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (WnKHt)

330 304
It IS possible for someone to be prog on some issues and sane on other
issues. I'm not saying Sinema 2024 or anything, but let's give her some
credit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)

Read the proposal. It is theater designed to fail. They get a talking point about doing something to fix the problem while the status quo remains. Pass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (t6MX/)

331 Futurama v MadTV

Don't make me choose!

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (tH5fk)

332 Kevin Drum.... looked him up... idiot, from the Left Coast...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (90T4r)

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We have some Morons from the Left Coast, but the rest of them are definitely idiots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)

333 Paul Lynde says HI sailor

Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)

334 The camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you. And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch."

My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


Then why not the hare? Grass eater.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m8)

335 Up this point, Sinema has been keeping her head down, watching, and learning. Now she's getting involved with proposing legislation.

I like to watch the Senate floor votes from time to time and I've noticed she spends as much time talking with Republicans and Democrats on the floor.

She wants to learn and expand her sphere of influence.

I'm actually looking forward to her first Senate floor speech.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (G0vdT)

336 Roy Moore. Please find something else to do, sir....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (90T4r)

337 Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show."

Next up, Tommy Tutone!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)

338
Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."


Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

339 315
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the ridge?
" Here come the elephants"


Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

"Her come the elephants, one, two, three,

It's all part of my fanta-see --"

Posted by: Tarzan, rocking out at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)

340 I never liked Futurama. I wanted to, really did. But couldn't ever get into it.

MadTV was a awesome.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (WnKHt)

341 336 Roy Moore. Please find something else to do, sir....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (90T4r)

==========

"I've got an election to lose!"
-Roy Moore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (VyAV0)

342
(Tag line of trailer is "This Christmas, you will believe.")

Or any other suggestion. Thanks.
Posted by: Serious Cat

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"I believe I just nutted!" is my vote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (M9ntN)

343 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)



Just some cymbal of stupidity.


*golf clap in 6/8 time*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)

344 >>Or any other suggestion. Thanks.

Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

345 Kraken, he's trying, but it's hard since he's not allowed within 100 feet of any high schools.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)

346 304
It IS possible for someone to be prog on some issues and sane on other
issues. I'm not saying Sinema 2024 or anything, but let's give her some
credit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)

Rawrrr! would probably do it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (t6MX/)

347 "This looks like a job for Captain Chaos!"

Shut up Mitt, Dom beat you to it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (RnxWP)

348 Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

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Phyllis Diller was more macho that Mittens

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

349 Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney."

The "French Mistake" was more mach that Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)

350 We have some Morons from the Left Coast, but the rest of them are definitely idiots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)

__

West Coaster here. Yeah I'd say the ratio of sane to insane is about 1:18 anywhere within 30 miles of the Pacific ocean.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (WnKHt)

351 345 Kraken, he's trying, but it's hard since he's not allowed within 100 feet of any high schools.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)


Lolololol......

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (90T4r)

352 Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."


Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)


Marilou Henner is more macho than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

353 ... yet in spite of all, Romney was still more macho than Queen Jugears.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)

354 Liberace's hairdresser's poodle was more macho than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (oVJmc)

355

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

If youre going to create "art" themed on Beto O'Rourke ejaculating in his skivvies....

.... you are on your own.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

356 That clip from CNN with conservative women from Dallas just NEVER gets old.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (TdMsT)

357 Rock badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Dh1wo)

358 neologism:

poc-marked - scarred by infection with identity politics.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Pg+x7)

359 So I see Angela shaky Merkel stands in solidarity with the "squad." Not surprised. Like them ,she is an anti-Semite

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (O2RFr)

360 Marilou Henner is more macho than Mitt Romney."

or most, well...

*looks up Taxi episodes*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (6qErC)

361 344
>>Or any other suggestion. Thanks.



Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

Aye karumba!?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (t6MX/)

362 Or any other suggestion. Thanks.

Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy


Pendejos!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (ql3m8)

363 As long as Merkel is standing, let's make good use of her and put a few paint cans in her hands.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)

364 ... (i made that up myself. really.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Pg+x7)

365 Hey it is Mary Jo Kopechne day

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)

366 My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m

I notice they also omitted the wily TofuBeast. So that shit should just be Right Out.

p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!

I lost it when I head them play the national anthem for Zoidberg's Planet. that's when I knew, oh gawd, they are exactly like me!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

367 265 Aw, it's cute that Doug Jones thinks he can win. His only chance is writing anonymous letters to Roy Moore, convincing him that this country needs him to run again.
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Jones reported well over $2M raised in the second quarter, but 88% of it came from outside the state. Not a good look.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (hjaPQ)

368 Ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (NMAzL)

369 Man, there's always someone around to piss on my campfire.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

*******

The rhino IS the self-appointed fire prevention officer.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (mvenn)

370 Kurt Schlichter is on fire guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt #IlhanOmarHerMarriedBrother

Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)

371
*looks up Taxi episodes*


taxi lullaby of broadway


You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

372 Are you saying Merkel is the Human Vubrator?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (RnxWP)

373 367 265 Aw, it's cute that Doug Jones thinks he can win. His only chance is writing anonymous letters to Roy Moore, convincing him that this country needs him to run again.
---
Jones reported well over $2M raised in the second quarter, but 88% of it came from outside the state. Not a good look.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (hjaPQ)

=========

Hollywood is going to get him (back) to the Senate the same way they got Beto to the Senate and Wendy Davis to the governorship of Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (VyAV0)

374 yet in spite of all, Romney was still more macho than Queen Jugears.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)


Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

375
328 307 > Tommy Tuberville

Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)


I resent that.

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (GaXyD)

376 374 yet in spite of all, Romney was still more macho than Queen Jugears.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)


Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

=========

Gonna be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (VyAV0)

377
Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy

--------

Mexican Word of the Day is BISHOP.


As in "My name is Beto and I want your vote. And can somebody shut that Kamella bish-up!!!"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

378 368 Ladyl!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (NMAzL)


{{{Darlin Miley!}}} You're day-walking!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (TdMsT)

379 Liberace's hairdresser's poodle was more macho than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (oVJmc)

===
You know why they buried Liberace upside down?

So his friends could stop by for a cold one.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (pw+jk)

380 315 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the ridge?

Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (vI+F1)


"Holy shit, look at all of those fucking elephants!"

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (wo+B3)

381 Nickle and Dimed was by the noted lefty "intellectual" Barbara Ehrenreich, if I remember. A complete "what the fuck is wrong with you serfs?" screed.

And I used to work at a Borders. Do not miss.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (BmxiN)

382 Kurt Schlichter is on fire guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt #IlhanOmarHerMarriedBrother

Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)


Hugh's gonna be pissed......

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...

Which solar system?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (vtcmf)

384 My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


I think it's more likely a prohibition against eating animals that were likely to cause disease. Crustaceans are scavengers that go off quickly in hot temperatures, as in the region. Pigs carry trichinosis, etc.

Note that this also explains the prohibition against (male) homosexuality and bestiality, because they too spreads disease.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (VNsf1)

385 And I almost posted the whole freaking thread.
Didn't highlight it but with WonderBrowser's help it all fit in this little box.

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (GaXyD)

386 Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.

Posted by: Lizzy
===
Hillary Clinton is NACHO president.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (pw+jk)

387 382 Kurt Schlichter is on fire guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt #IlhanOmarHerMarriedBrother

Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)

Hugh's gonna be pissed......

It's like when people sub for Hannity... I actually watch it cause people can talk then

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

388 I just returned from my field work. Getting ready to nap. Damn it's hot out there!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (NMAzL)

389 Marilu Henner plays the mom in some Hallmark murder-mystery series. The city librarian murder-mystery club one I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (Dh1wo)

390 I often wonder what,if anything, The Warturtle has offered shaky dems to cross the line, repent for their sins, and change party.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (C1Lsn)

391 I don't believe the P-35 was ever produced in .45.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (a2e9b)


Correct. The Seversky P-35 was a pre-war fighter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (hLRSq)

392 Another win for Trump in Federal court:

A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.

U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.


Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)

393 Mexican Word of the Day is BISHOP.


As in "My name is Beto and I want your vote. And can somebody shut that Kamella bish-up!!!"
Posted by: fixerupper



Last Friday's Mexican word of the day was HIDE!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (ql3m8)

394 *looks up Taxi episodes*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (6qErC)


I am slo-mo binge-watching all 5 seasons of Taxi. I've just started season 2. I'm surprised how well it holds up. There are laugh-out-loud moments on nearly every episode.

And Marilu Henner is totally babelicious.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (wo+B3)

395 Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)


Which explains why the rest of the world is in deep dukey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (VNsf1)

396 And I almost posted the whole freaking thread.
Didn't highlight it but with WonderBrowser's help it all fit in this little box.

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM

****

The Barrel smiles....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (axyOa)

397 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM


They hated her when she was on the Boston City Council. Why should the House be any different?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (ejd/p)

398 Remember, only you can prevent hirsute arms.

Posted by: Smokey The Bare at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (a2e9b)

399 390 I often wonder what,if anything, The Warturtle has offered shaky dems to cross the line, repent for their sins, and change party.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (C1Lsn)

===========

I've heard that he offered to maintain Manchin's seniority (which he would normally completely lose) if he switched.

I'd honestly have a real Republican from WV, though.

Please run for governor, Manchin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (VyAV0)

400 Kosher diet is healthy diet.

The only thing I don't get is separating meat and dairy. -> no cheeseburgers

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (GaXyD)

401 The Seversky P-35 was a pre-war fighter

Does not compute.

::ear smoke::

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (tH5fk)

402 i always knew marilu henner is one of the "knowers".

and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)

403 We were at a party. His earlobe fell in the deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it. It was a Rock badger! Rock badger!

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (gmo/4)

404 392 Another win for Trump in Federal court:

A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.

U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)

==========

So, Trump is NOT in the pocket of insurance companies who helped write the ACA, Obama's signature legislation?

Interesting...I expect to hear much of this from CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (VyAV0)

405 Mexican Word of the Day is BIDEN.

WTF is this gringo doin' biden my ear?!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (Dh1wo)

406 Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM


Odd....I didn't get a ballot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (TB7HE)

407 and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
---
Shit, I can't remember what I just ate for breakfast.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:15 PM (hjaPQ)

408 And I used to work at a Borders. Do not miss.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (BmxiN)


Oh, you must've been a laugh riot interacting with all of those Massachusetts liberal customers.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:15 PM (wo+B3)

409 But the P-35 did lead to the P-47.

Mikey, just an FYI. The Academy kit suffers it also.
http://www.swannysmodels.com/P-38fix.html

Or you soak the booms in hot water to soften the plastic and then straighten out.

But before arbitrarily doing it, lay the boom halves against a flat surface.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (RnxWP)

410 I think it's more likely a prohibition against
eating animals that were likely to cause disease. Crustaceans are
scavengers that go off quickly in hot temperatures, as in the region.
Pigs carry trichinosis, etc.



Note that this also explains the prohibition against (male) homosexuality and bestiality, because they too spreads disease.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (VNsf1)


The churches I went to as a child had similar thinking. Decades later, I read another hypothesis regarding pigs, in specific, about a pagan worship ritual of eating swine meat to develop oneness with a specific pagan diety that I... cannot remember the name of.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (6JL3d)

411 Sinema is of that endangered subspecies of the left: The Pragmatic Leftist. What she's doing tells you that AZ isn't trending blue like the media says. It also says shes positioning herself to pick up the pieces if the dems implode next year, not dissimilar to Gabbard. The difference is I suspect Gabbard is more or less a centrist, whereas Sinema is a genuine lefty that differs from her compatriots on strategy. It makes her more dangerous, IMHO.

Posted by: Jackal at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (MrOi5)

412
and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

=====

That condition fascinates me endlessly. You literally have total recall.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (M9ntN)

413 and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)


Is that a blessing or a curse?

As someone who can't remember a damn thing any more, that sounds like a disease I'd want.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (wo+B3)

414 And Marilu Henner is totally babelicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (wo+B3)

It's a coin flip for her or Jan Smithers.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (cspJy)

415
I am slo-mo binge-watching all 5 seasons of
Taxi. I've just started season 2. I'm surprised how well it holds up.
There are laugh-out-loud moments on nearly every episode.

And Marilu Henner is totally babelicious.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Judd Hirsch turned out to be as good at comedy as he was prior to Taxi in drama. And Christopher Lloyd and Danny DeVito both came out of that (after being in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest together) and went on to big movie careers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)

416 404 392 Another win for Trump in Federal court:

A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.

U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)


Thank goodness, those pap smears were rough.

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (GaXyD)

417 Mexican Word of the Day is JUSSIE

Hey, did you jussie the story about the guy who lied about being attacked??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (Dh1wo)

418 Noodus Trumpiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (ClOmq)

419 Man, there's always someone around to piss on my campfire.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

******


Little known Muldoon fact #546

You can't spell camfire without a pee.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (mvenn)

420 and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)

Is that a blessing or a curse?

As someone who can't remember a damn thing any more, that sounds like a disease I'd want.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Not sure. Hmmm.
Breakfast, March 3rd, 1967. F'n oatmeal again!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (ql3m8)

421 366 My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m

I notice they also omitted the wily TofuBeast. So that shit should just be Right Out.

p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!

I lost it when I head them play the national anthem for Zoidberg's Planet. that's when I knew, oh gawd, they are exactly like me!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

"Fry, it's been a long time since medical school. Remind me, disemboweling- fatal for your species or not?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

422
So, Trump is NOT in the pocket of insurance companies who helped write the ACA, Obama's signature legislation?

Interesting...I expect to hear much of this from CNN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

=======

To the contrary, Trump is a heartless ghoul who wants Americans to die in the streets.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (M9ntN)

423 Mexican Word of the Day is JOO.

Did JOO eat yet? No JOO?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (gmo/4)

424 Quick memory job of deities and pigs - Circe and Banba

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (RnxWP)

425 And it's really stupid wanting to be a pig farmer in the dessert.

Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (GaXyD)

426 I read another hypothesis regarding pigs, in specific, about a pagan
worship ritual of eating swine meat to develop oneness with a specific
pagan deity that I... cannot remember the name of.

Holding a bacon-all??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Dh1wo)

427 Wow, this feels weird, commenting on a daytime thread...

Anyhoo, the Daily Mail considers this newsworthy:

"Woman is stunned to find a carpeted BATHROOM in her husband's grandmother's house - sparking a debate over whether it's hygienic"

Posted by: Average Guy at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (BaHwF)

428 I do wonder, if you support him, are you a Pro-Tuberance?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (a2e9b)

429 Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m

Ahem:
"because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you".

Personally, I think it's because God finds rabbits and hares to be such cuddly bundles of fluff!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (m79Dg)

430 A Pig God?

"Meghan McCain".

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (SVJkJ)

431 taxi lullaby of broadway


You're welcome."

Ah yes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)

432 You literally have total recall.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM


Trust me, it's not what it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Arnold S. at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (a2e9b)

433 Remember, only you can prevent hirsute arms.
Posted by: Smokey The Bare
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heh. They even replaced Smokey, at least for a while, with 'Woodsy' the wimp owl.

Smokey was intentionally a little intimidating. I mean, a gruff shirtless Brown bear pointing at *you* with a message.

There was always the sense that if you weren't paying attention, he might just rip your arms off.

'Woodsy', on the other hand, had floppy clown feet and a cartoonish Peter Pan hat. You almost expected him to say, 'Hi boys and girls!'.

"Hoot! Hoot! Don't pollute!" was the message, apparently intended to encourage 6 year-olds to pocket their gum wrappers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (xSo9G)

434 So why is no one taking me seriously any more?

Posted by: E Jean Crazy at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (37IEG)

435 363 As long as Merkel is standing, let's make good use of her and put a few paint cans in her hands.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (oZ6kz

So wrong. But so hilarious. I love this place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (pUDQf)

436 Oh, you must have been a laugh riot interacting with all those Massachusetts liberal customers.

"I want -"

"Angela's Ashes. I know. It's over there."

or

"Can you recommend a book on astrology?"

"No, because it's garbage, but I'll show you where the books are."

I'm a nasty piece of work at the best of times, but I had to get out of that job. I was turning into a real bitch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (BmxiN)

437 Next up on the Gorilla Channel: Another Cuck and Bull Story about The Real Housewives of the Swamp.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (2Mnv1)

438 I notice they also omitted the wily TofuBeast. So that shit should just be Right Out.

p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

Yes, the TofuBeast is trey out of bounds. Interestingly enough, tofu is OK though. Of course, there is the side effect of boobs for soy boyz.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (m79Dg)

439 So wrong. But so hilarious. I love this place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM


And we love you.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (a2e9b)

440 Excellent rant this am, OM. You've given many NTs the vapors today.

And as to the shoe gal, I have two words for her --

A '1'

also,

High Maintenance

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (Z4rgH)

441 Don't know about shoe pron but that is closet pron...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (UUBmN)

442 320
How is "I'm a fighter pilot" McGaffe doing against Cocaine Mitch?


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (RnxWP)

=======


Martha McSally?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (WqPYg)

443 I'm a nasty piece of work at the best of times, but I had to get out of that job. I was turning into a real bitch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
------

I did some consulting work for liability lawyers. Had to get out. Rapacious bastards with no conscience. That's a generalization, of course.

Sure, sure, there are times when such are necessary to obtain compensation for sundry negligence claims, but my experience left a very bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (CDGwz)

444 338


Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."





Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

======

Liberace was more mach o than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

445 the queef squad!!!
smells like dead fish in here!!!

Posted by: yumper at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (rNi/8)

446 I can't believe nobody figured out Catherine Tresa's name WHEN IT'S IN THE FILENAME OF THE PICS! C'mon people!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (SE87h)

447 "Go back home" and "send her back" are VERY different messages, almost opposite. Trump understands but Rush, JJ and now Oregon are completely oblivious. Are you idiots going to listen to you president or not??

Trump invited the communist jihadists to leave on her own. SENDING them anywhere would be LAWLESS.

Trump isn't afraid of being called a racist you numbskulls, he is afraid of being called lawless when in fact he is struggling mightily to have our immigration laws finally be enforced.

Everybody chanting "send her back" should have known better. Trump rightly was disappointed in them, wheras I am simply astounded that JJ and Rush can't tell the difference between chanting "go back home" or "they should leave" and a chant about FORCING citizens to leave.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (wh9C3)

448 Ok so did anyone yet guess the name of the girl?

Posted by: geewhiz at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (G2Sbo)

449 Greetings:

My high school basketball coach taught us that "If you don't buy shoes that look like your feet, you'll soon have feet that look like your shoes.".

Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (evgyj)

450 Lainie Kazan and her tiggo-bitties were better in the October 1970 issue of Playboy.

https://the-eye.eu/public/Books/PlayBoy/

Posted by: Marooned at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (8hRlF)

451 One of the best 'ette photos yet!!!! Love the tool man show!

Posted by: isolden at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (z0De4)

452 Speaking of someone who put his tampon in wrong yesterday... https://bit.ly/30FSrSQ

Rod Dreher gets a bad case of the vapors on American Cuckservative (much as I dislike the term, if the shoe fits and all) but it's ok, he got what he really wanted: a bunch of random deluded socialists (to be redundant) asspatting him for adding fuel to their TDS. (One progtard in particular seems to enjoy posting just so he can keep reading his own words over and over, the online version of sniffing his own farts)

Posted by: Saber Alter at July 19, 2019 04:48 PM (Yd+10)

453 .
Donkey Spice, Brofo Spice, Hamas Spice, and Plantation Spice.

Posted by: Mongo at July 19, 2019 05:49 PM (QsxDT)

454 Everybody chanting "send her back" should have known better. Trump rightly was disappointed in them, wheras I am simply astounded that JJ and Rush can't tell the difference between chanting "go back home" or "they should leave" and a chant about FORCING citizens to leave.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (wh9C3)


Expecting linguistic precision from a crowd's chant at a political pep rally is a fool's errand. It's not a policy debate in an upscale drawing room, you know.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 06:29 PM (wo+B3)

455 Just no.

Posted by: JOSEPH ANGEL at July 19, 2019 06:50 PM (LOZco)

456 Shoe Pron lady has terrible looking feet.
Needs a foot lift, or something.

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