Squad Goals!: Democrats Will Be Forced to Vote on Impeachment, Which Is What Nancy Pelosi Was Hoping to Avoid

I agree with the Squad on this, and not in an ironic way, either: I'm tired of the establishment of either party (actually, two wings of the same overparty) deciding which debates will be permitted to be had publicly and which will be hushed up and worked out behind closed doors.

So, vote. Let's get it all on the record.

And if that puts your allegedly "moderate" members at risk -- tough shit.

No more secret deals to hide contentious debates from the public.

And that goes, most of all, for the Corporatist Cuck Overlords (or former overlords) of the GOP.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:20 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (RpXpK)

2 Let's do dis.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (DTX3h)

3 Always nice when they make things easier on us.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (mX8Vr)

4 time for the pitchforks and torches to come out.

Posted by: morigu at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Eu98u)

5 Can't anyone here play this game?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

6 Green's articles were basically OrangeManBad, right? Last time I looked he didn't even have a legal reason to impeach besides "trump is a racist".

Posted by: Liberty at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Crh3h)

7 fuck yeah! Blow your load, your sad little load.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (JziUy)

8 Congressman Al Green looks like a happy chap! /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (+0VWg)

9 Before Trump destroys a party he will first drive it insane.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (M/Wbj)

10 impeaching trump for orangemanbad is really not a silly endeavor for the left.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

11 Well the Forefathers did warn us that high crimes, misdemeanors, and Twitter comments were grounds for removing the head of the Executive Branch, so I guess this was inevitable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (6eEQ+)

12 th

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (BqBId)

13 Didn't they already vote at the beginning of the session? Got 23 votes or something?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)

14 HAHAHAHAHAHA Are we havin' Fun Yet ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

15 Popcorn, Anyone?

*Munch....munch*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (cqNba)

16 Okay, I'll bite... On what grounds?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (O2RFr)

17 Al Green has been angling for this moment for 2 years. Pelosi kept finding ways to block him; but today's chaos gave him his perfect opportunity, and he took it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (Kpl3J)

18 Trump's totally gonna be impeached and the Hillary will be president.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (aS1PU)

19 I think Pelosi wanted to do impeachment, but closer to the general election to try and hurt Trump. Doing it now won't hurt Trump for the general, and could strengthen him (and tear the left further apart).

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (DvYht)

20 What the heck did Pelosi do that left this opening?

That seems like the real juicy bit

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (RTWw4)

21 9 Before Trump destroys a party he will first drive it insane.

Someone fetch the straight jackets

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (O2RFr)

22 Impeachment is based on TRUMP SAID MEAN THINGS!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (Kpl3J)

23 "On what grounds?"

On grounds of making Democrats feel triggered and unsafe so they can't even.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2)

24 It's me donna: "Okay, I'll bite... On what grounds?"

#OrangeManBad

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (6eEQ+)

25 Dan Crenshaw has been a massive disappointment. A 5'3" John McCain with one eye.

Ugh.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (1Shut)

26 Al Green maybe isn't much to look at, but he was a heck of a singer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (FTlwv)

27 This is so awesome. Pelosi loses, LOLGF

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (nRWPy)

28 Bring it. Between "The Squad" and impeachment hearings, the Democrats' chances in 2020 are becoming very small indeed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (bkUtD)

29 "Trump's totally gonna be impeached and the Hillary will be president."

Yup....


That's exactly how this is gonna work.


So....let's get this party started.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (cqNba)

30
So, what are the Articles? And don't they have to go through the Judiciary Committee?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (Wx/+I)

31 Al Green looks just as fucking dumb as my previous mental image of him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (A/tFr)

32 Happy to eat crow that Trump may have stepped in it.

It must be frustrating to be a Democrat right now.

Looking forward to an election that discusses why Trump deserves to be impeached for saying an American-hating, Somali Muslim brother fucker should maybe pack her shit and go back home.

Posted by: Raven at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (VH1Q/)

33 The masks are ripped off left and left and left!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (LEikZ)

34 Trump should fundraise off this.


$$$$$

Posted by: Ha at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (MAstk)

35 >>>25 Dan Crenshaw has been a massive disappointment. A 5'3" John McCain with one eye.

I knew he was bad news when I saw Allahpundit retweeting him in fawning fashion.

But yeah, dude's a stealth Bushie.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (datdl)

36 Impeached because they're literally shaking.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (nRWPy)

37 Ex-cellent !

*in Monty Burns voice, need I say ?*


Let's get it all down on paper, in the permanent record, and most particularly don't let them back out of it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (rJNq+)

38 O/T but too good to miss:


the Patagonian Poonhound

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

39 This is the fight Trump wanted - THIS is what he wanted the 2020 election fight to be all about!

Now EVERY Dem congressmen will have to go on record as saying whether they are For impeachment, which Trump wants and will kill moderates, or against, which the Dem base will hate.

And Mitch has already given them the finger, the Senate isn't going to take it up no matter how the House votes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (Kpl3J)

40 Can't anyone here play this game?


Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

Ah, screw this, I'm going back to the office, lighting up a big rock, and getting toasted.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (LEikZ)

41 Americans will love House Democrats' laser focus on the people's business. I guess posturing for the base is more important than the actual polling data on impeachment. Love it, especially after the rushing to the defense of the Reverend Wright Harem.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (BRpqW)

42 35 >>>25 Dan Crenshaw has been a massive disappointment. A 5'3" John McCain with one eye.

I knew he was bad news when I saw Allahpundit retweeting him in fawning fashion.

But yeah, dude's a stealth Bushie.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (datdl)

Never trust pirates. Except grammie, she's alright. But she'll still take all your loot.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (mX8Vr)

43 Just looked up Green. Definition says "Politically-driven loudmouth of low intellect".

Can that be true? I mean, the guy is a Congressman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (Ou6XS)

44 Impeachment based on what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PW/7T)

45 Will the "Squawk" be wearing matching outfits-except for Omar's turban, of course-when they vote "Yes"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (+0VWg)

46 " What the heck did Pelosi do that left this opening?

That seems like the real juicy bit"

See if you can make heads or tales of it.


https://bit.ly/2GfbeN8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (cqNba)

47 brb, gotta tend to my bro's needs.

by which I mean, his nads.

Posted by: Ilhan! at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

48 Is it just me, or does Al Green look like he should be heading a Mexican drug cartel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

49 C'mon, @TheCuckshed; write that, "The Conservative Case for Impeaching Trump" article. I know you fuckers are dying to do it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (DTX3h)

50 The Conservative Case for Impeachment because OrangeManBad

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (SRarZ)

51 Ah, but was she really?

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

52 >>>I knew he was bad news when I saw Allahpundit retweeting him in fawning fashion.



he went on SNL after that one crackhead mocked him, and felt the allure of Hollywood fawning. Thank you for your service, but GFY.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (VWp7G)

53 Pelosi left the floor after she was banned for breaking house rules they then overturned.

LOLGF

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (nRWPy)

54 aww thank you Jane.

Posted by: Ilhan! at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

55 44 Impeachment based on what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PW/7T)


Based on Trump beating Hillary.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (DTX3h)

56

Cui Bono?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (1IoNo)

57 Tom Servo: "Impeachment is based on TRUMP SAID MEAN THINGS!!!!"

It's funny because even the "mean things" is a lie; he told the truth which indicts the Opposition Party. So they turn infantile and hope America is too.

We are living in even Stupider Times.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (6eEQ+)

58 what about crenshaw?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (JziUy)

59 Dan Crenshaw has been a massive disappointment. A 5'3" John McCain with one eye.

I knew he was bad news when I saw Allahpundit retweeting him in fawning fashion.

But yeah, dude's a stealth Bushie.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (datdl)


Oh for fuck's sake, not again!

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (A/tFr)

60 Off sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

61 >>>>53 Pelosi left the floor after she was banned for breaking house rules they then overturned.

Broke: Russian Collusion

Woke: Articles of Impeachment Against Trump

Bespoke: Vote to Remove Pelosi as Speaker

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (datdl)

62 Pelosi has totally lost control. WOW!!!

Posted by: Karen at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (vLUi/)

63 Impeachment?

Hasn't the election cycle already started?


Don't the Democrats know how this works?


I guess not, from their actions.


Good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

64 Why the hate for Dan Crenshaw? What did he do, since I can't find it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (Kpl3J)

65 Pelosi left the floor after she was banned for breaking house rules they then overturned.

LOLGF


Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (nRWPy)

She banned herself from teh House floor?
Ace! Your soulmate!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (LEikZ)

66 The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.


Like all Constitutional matters, just ignore context and bothersome words. Read as-

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment.

See no messy Senate trial needed... or crimes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

67 44 Impeachment based on what?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PW/7T)

Yerp, Derp.

Posted by: Al Green at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (U2JQS)

68 And so it begins....

Posted by: That guy who thinks it's always beginning at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

69 That dude isn't what I would call handsome /

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (M+Lyo)

70 48 Is it just me, or does Al Green look like he should be heading a Mexican drug cartel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

To me, he looks like a a pimp in a 70s blaxploitation movie.

Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (Fm81C)

71 "Impeachment based on what? "

Because.


That's why.

Now shut up.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (cqNba)

72 1. Trump impeached.2. Senate votes on impeachment.3. Hillzebub rides in on her broom.
Power Point items on the design for the Acme Progressive Bomb-O-Matic.

Posted by: An Observation at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (hLHKL)

73 This Al Green dude looks like Richie Havens, circa Woodstock.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (JoUsr)

74 Once the Impeachment vote fails, Green should be handed a Katana, a sheet of rice paper, and an hour to write his poem.

Donald Jr. should be his Second.

That "mercy" stroke at the end would be delivered with a Trumpian fury, heretofore unseen by we mere thousandaires.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (QzJWU)

75 What an embarrassment. ..I weep

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (HQx/J)

76 73 This Al Green dude looks like Richie Havens, circa Woodstock.

And the sweat

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (O2RFr)

77 Pelosi might just take retirement. She's rich and also has seen a lot of 29th birthdays. and it's not like her seat is at risk.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

78
And Mitch has already given them the finger, the Senate isn't going to take it up no matter how the House votes.

---

Does he have that option? I thought it was a requirement if the House passes.

Whatever. This whole thing is a farce and is pissing me off, quarter bottle of Macallan notwithstanding.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (qSCcj)

79 64
Why the hate for Dan Crenshaw? What did he do, since I can't find it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (Kpl3J)

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He voted for H1B visa bill that is *probably* a sop to our corporate masters, but which he insists adds no visas, just sorts how they are given out differently.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)

80 Pelosi has totally lost control. WOW!!!

Posted by: Karen at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (vLUi/)

God, it's like running a kindergarten! Thank Goodness for the Gulfstream and my crack.
*lights rock in bowl of hookah, inhales deeply*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (LEikZ)

81 Impeachment for WHAT????

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

82 1. Nancy read a statement saying Trump is a racist2. Republican moved to have it stricken since there is an 80s resolution that you can't call the president a racist or anyone in congress3.They all start fighting and the guy who was presiding, stomped off4. Steny Hoyer started presiding and said that yes, Pelosi was out of order and couldn't say anything the rest of the day5. They made a motion to overrule the rule about not calling people racist6. They then pass the original RACIST!! resolution and with Nancy gone slip in the Impeachment orangemanbad resolution

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (nRWPy)

83 Hahahaha

Posted by: jsg at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (U/Jpj)

84 What happened with Crenshaw?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (RpXpK)

85 This Green isn't related to THE AL Green, is he?

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (HQx/J)

86 https://bit.ly/2GfbeN8
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (cqNba)

I can see why people flock to this great nation, risking concentration camps, to be represented by such as these.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (RTWw4)

87 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: The "Let's Get Ready To Rumble" guy at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (Lz9fr)

88 President Trump said bad words to a few Democrats.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)

89 Is it just me, or does Al Green look like he should be heading a Mexican drug cartel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

To me, he looks like a a pimp in a 70s blaxploitation movie.
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (Fm81C)


He's Mr. Big from Live And Let Die.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (aS1PU)

90
Al Green looks like the real Al Green had the real Al Green's girlfriend's bucket of hit grits actually hit him in the face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

91 AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Via Julie Kelly's feed...Ben Shapiro just retweeted Ilhan Omar's "this is what true patriotism looks like" video. Without commentary or irony.

Trump got the Democrats to go insane...and they took Never Trump right along with them.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (datdl)

92 The Clusterfuck Caucus.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

93 What charges are on the Bill of Impeachment?


"Shut up" explained Rep Green.

Posted by: An Observation at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (hLHKL)

94 Bring. It. On.

Jihad Squad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (haWye)

95
hot grits, not hit grits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

96 it's not like her seat is at risk.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Not by me, at any rate. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (fZcn6)

97 Impeachment for WHAT????
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (TdMsT)


Orange Man Bad.

And RAAAACIST!!!!

Posted by: The at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Lz9fr)

98 Uh, what is the charge? What is the High Crime or at least a Misdemeanor?

Except, Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

99 The impeachment vote will fail. But I still say that they already did this. Don't know why 23 votes sticks in my head. If they get more the newsies will say support for impeachment is growing.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (ZfRYq)

100 Peter North was arrested. Daily Caller has the article. Huge hampster news btw.

Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (ym5eo)

101 This Al Green dude looks like Richie Havens, circa Woodstock.

And the sweat
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (O2RFr)

That's the cocaine seeping to the surface.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (m79Dg)

102 Oddly enough, if one takes the time to read all the comments on this tweet, one might be left with the impression that not small amount of the American population is getting fed up with this whole Democratic/PC pile-o-shit.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1151170151427006464

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (cqNba)

103
Nancy Pelosi will have a stroke within 48 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

104 1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven to voting for impeachment
3. Hear the screeching of their harpies

Posted by: 29Victor at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (M/Wbj)

105 While "The" is a very worthy nick, it's a bit pretentious for a small white nut, so . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Lz9fr)

106 Vote fails...sad trombone.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (j3npP)

107 101 This Al Green dude looks like Richie Havens, circa Woodstock.

And the sweat
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (O2RFr)

That's the cocaine seeping to the surface.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (m79Dg)


"FWEEEEEDOM! FWEEEEDOM!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

108 Wow, he's an ugly dude.

Posted by: Chris M at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (6XZdO)

109 76
73 This Al Green dude looks like Richie Havens, circa Woodstock.



And the sweat

--

Yes! Omg, that is a very gross memory. Havens poured sweat.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (JoUsr)

110 70 48 Is it just me, or does Al Green look like he should be heading a Mexican drug cartel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

What makes you think he isn't?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (Kpl3J)

111 What happened with Crenshaw?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (RpXpK)

I don't know, probably voted on something that a member of the Horde thinks is bad, so now he is impure to be cast out.
Unclean! Unclean!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (LEikZ)

112 I can't find any text for the supposed arcticles but I suspect they will be along these lines...

Whereas it is accepted that a person shall take one scoop of ice cream, President Trump presumptuously and with malice of forethought takes two.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (LT7mn)

113 I for one am proud to see our House of Representatives working at the collective peak of their collective intellect.

Posted by: filbert at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (Lz9fr)

114
He looks like Engelbert Humperdink's grandfather, in blackface, with a failing facelift.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

115 "FWEEEEEDOM! FWEEEEDOM!!!!"


--

"Sometimeth I feel...like a motherleth child...."

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (JoUsr)

116 hot grits,
---------

Grits, hot grits
You get 'em from the corn cob man

Posted by: Doug Clark & the Hot Nuts at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (fZcn6)

117
Yes! Omg, that is a very gross memory. Havens poured sweat.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (JoUsr)


I actually me Richie Havens many years ago. Very nice guy. No teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

118 How do you have small pox scars in this century?

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (nRWPy)

119 Does he have that option? I thought it was a requirement if the House passes.



Whatever. This whole thing is a farce and is pissing me off, quarter bottle of Macallan notwithstanding.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (qSCcj)

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The Constitution vests the Senate with the power to try cases of impeachment, but doesn't require them to take it up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)

120 His face looks like a catcher's mitt that had a 20 year boxing career.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

121
Does he have that option? I thought it was a requirement if the House passes.

Whatever. This whole thing is a farce and is pissing me off, quarter bottle of Macallan notwithstanding.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (qSCcj)

A quarter bottle?

Wasn't that seal uncracked at noon?

It's Tuesday, WitchDoktor.


Impressive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

122
What the heck did Pelosi do that left this opening?

That seems like the real juicy bit
Posted by: Lily

======

Sort of like the way the British built their Empire -- in a fit of absentmindedness.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (M9ntN)

123 The Senate doesn't have to take up anything that it doesn't want to. That's because, just like for the House, there is no enforcement of any "rules" covering the Senate other than those rules it chooses to apply to itself.

So if Mitch says, we're not voting on impeachment, that is that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (Kpl3J)

124 Green's articles were basically OrangeManBad, right? Last time I looked he didn't even have a legal reason to impeach besides "trump is a racist".
Posted by: Liberty at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Crh3h)

Yeah, racism is legally proscribed as a crime in the Constitution! Wait....you mean it's not? Well, it should be!--Al "No Not That Al Green" Green

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (m79Dg)

125 "How do you have small pox scars in this century"



Maybe at some point in his youth, his face caught fire.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (cqNba)

126 Let's just start and quickly end Civil War 2.0 already.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (VWp7G)

127 Al Green might be leathery and toadstool dumb but the soundtrack he did for The Enforcer rocked.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (BRpqW)

128 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


I so wanted them to do it.

That was unsatisfying, albeit funny as shit.
Pelosi is going to stroke out.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

129 So sick of these clowns. Actually, clowns would be a compliment. They are subhuman fucksticks.

No, that would be a compliment too. There really are no words to describe these people. And I include quite a few GOPe in there.

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (SRarZ)

130 dagny@82,

Well I couldn't be more proud of our government following rules to make it all nice and legal.

I sure hope they can get to the rules forcing the trains to run on time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (6eEQ+)

131 125 "How do you have small pox scars in this century"

Maybe at some point in his youth, his face caught fire.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (cqNba)


And the Fire Department put it out with a track shoe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

132
Dan Crenshaw has been a massive disappointment. A 5'3" John McCain with one eye.

Ugh.
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu

=======

Tom Cotton. Repeat after me. Tom Cotton.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (M9ntN)

133 131 125 "How do you have small pox scars in this century"
Maybe at some point in his youth, his face caught fire.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (cqNba)

And the Fire Department put it out with a track shoe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

The guys at the loading dock put it out with a chain!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (Kpl3J)

134 I agree, Ace. Let's get'er done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (aXucN)

135 The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When
sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the
President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall
preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two
thirds of the Members present.
---
There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

136 "And the Fire Department put it out with a track shoe."

Gotta use what you have at hand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cqNba)

137 speaking of jazzy stuff


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnl7wF8YCI&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

138 I refer to them as oxygen thieves

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (HQx/J)

139 A quarter bottle?

Wasn't that seal uncracked at noon?

It's Tuesday, WitchDoktor.


Impressive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (sy5kK)


---

I was pacing myself.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (qSCcj)

140 123 The Senate doesn't have to take up anything that it doesn't want to. That's because, just like for the House, there is no enforcement of any "rules" covering the Senate other than those rules it chooses to apply to itself.

So if Mitch says, we're not voting on impeachment, that is th/at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (Kpl3J)


If the House vote fails it will be an utter fiasco. If it isn't already, and I think it is.

Have they voted yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

141 I present to all of you the greatest campaign commercial of all time!


https://tinyurl.com/yy4v4afo


Gregory Wash for Mississippi Governor!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (rnXGe)

142 Once the Impeachment vote fails, Green should be handed a Katana, a sheet of rice paper, and an hour to write his poem.


Katana????

Disemboweling Cassowary is more fitting.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (tH5fk)

143 What the heck did Pelosi do that left this opening?



That seems like the real juicy bit




She called Trump a racist on the floor which is against House rules. Got banned for the day.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (nRWPy)

144 82 1. Nancy read a statement saying Trump is a racist2. Republican moved to have it stricken since there is an 80s resolution that you can't call the president a racist or anyone in congress3.They all start fighting and the guy who was presiding, stomped off4. Steny Hoyer started presiding and said that yes, Pelosi was out of order and couldn't say anything the rest of the day5. They made a motion to overrule the rule about not calling people racist6. They then pass the original RACIST!! resolution and with Nancy gone slip in the Impeachment orangemanbad resolution
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (nRWPy)


aka, "Cluster fuck"

- Merriam badass dictionary

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

145 Is it just me, or does Al Green look like he should be heading a Mexican drug cartel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

What makes you think he isn't?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (Kpl3J)

Doesn't wear cowboy boots with silver skulls on the tips.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (m79Dg)

146 Al Green looks like a broke ass Sexual Chocolate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (Z+IKu)

147 Lol. The Dems melted down. Utterly lost control of their caucus, humiliated their leadership, and are setting up a vote that will cost House members next year, likely in a big, nasty way.

All over a fuckin' tweet.

Words fail me... It's... sublime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (5aX2M)

148 Eenie meenie, chili beanie
the spirits are about to speak
IMPEACH
- Ilhan "The Fortune Teller" Omar

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

149 wow, impeachment for calling people names. guess the truth of those name callings must have hit the mark. the old adage about sticks, stones, and name calling wasn't taught in their school. oh ya, common core fails again.

Posted by: morigu at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Eu98u)

150 Well, they have to do something now because don't they get a month plus off in August?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (+0VWg)

151 There's a huge circle jerk going on right now on the Lido deck of the SS Bulwark.

Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Fm81C)

152 Alfred, "Some people just want to see the world burn."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (UVPuB)

153 Given Lindsey Graham's return to the light I'll give Crenshaw and even Cotton a pass at this point.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (BRpqW)

154 There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)

155 By the way, can we take a moment to reflect on all the idiots who thought Trump was making a mistake with his tweetstorm?

The BaseballCuck in particular looks like a jackass (see sidebar).

Yes, it's always a good look for the Speaker of the House to get herself kicked off the floor and generate a total shitshow, all the while failing to do anything about anything.

But hey, impeachment! And now all the swing-district Democrats can either piss off all the soccer moms who elected them or invite a primary challenge from a certified lunatic if they vote against it.

Boy, that Trump sure does make dumb moves!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

156 speaking of jazzy stuff

Ponytail-free I hope

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

157 Tis a circle slurp at the chocolate waterfall on the Lipo Deck

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:41 PM (UVPuB)

158 By God, I do believe Trump broke them all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:41 PM (LEikZ)

159 Peter North was arrested?

I surprised he is still alive.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2019 07:41 PM (FTlwv)

160 They treated his acne with Fix-a-Flat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

161 Git yer popcorn ready!

Posted by: Terrell Owens at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (7A4qQ)

162 Hmmm. If the beltway idiots actually impeached Trump that might light the fuse and take the our civil cold war hot. Should I go back to my lite prepping JIC? Sadly I don't trust the beltway fools to understand the stakes nor to do the right thing just because its right. There are still plenty of McCain and Flakes in DC that would vote for impeachment just because Trump is "crude and embarrasses us, but we'll pretend there is some semi-legitimate reason"

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (eASYU)

163 "Katana????

Disemboweling Cassowary is more fitting."

Ah.....the 'Florida Man' ritual.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (cqNba)

164 he BaseballCuck in particular looks like a jackass (see sidebar).

I banned him from my field of vision early. F'ing cuck supreme.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (nRWPy)

165 Have they voted yet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

It's going to get really crazy now - Nadler and Schiff are going to say, "Whoah, now we gots to investigate! Now we got new subpoena powers!" And they will put this whole thing on steroids and might end up milking it all the way until the election.

Who knows? It's total chaos right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (Kpl3J)

166 111 What happened with Crenshaw?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (RpXpK)

I don't know, probably voted on something that a member of the Horde thinks is bad, so now he is impure to be cast out.
Unclean! Unclean!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (LEikZ)

_______________________

I hoped he was going to swing into the congress with a saber between his teeth slashing commies and maybe even knock up AOC to make her have to take responsibilty in her life and make a turn towards the right....

Then I saw him standing next to an fully grown adult man and realized he's actually gay midget pirate neocon who wants to invade Iran, Pakistan, Syria, and China while importing half of India as $9/hr engineers to crash more Boeing 737 Maxs for "muh free market".

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (1Shut)

167 Maybe at some point in his youth, his face caught fire.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (cqNba)


Inspired by Richard Pryor

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (1g7ch)

168
Either in the House or the Senate this is going to fail. What's the Left going to do then?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (Wx/+I)

169 I know everyone wants a vote, but the Hill article says the dims could vote to table. If they have that option, that's probably what they'll do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (hjaPQ)

170 >>>156 speaking of jazzy stuff

Ponytail-free I hope

...

yeah none of that

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

171 Poor Reverend Al Green, having a namesake like this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (ujg0T)

172 Squad own goals and goes full retard

Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (qcLbz)

173 Anybody tired of winning yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (cqNba)

174 Nancy read a statement saying Trump is a racist2. Republican moved to have it stricken since there is an 80s resolution that you can't call the president a racist or anyone in congress3.They all start fighting and the guy who was presiding, stomped off4. Steny Hoyer started presiding and said that yes, Pelosi was out of order and couldn't say anything the rest of the day5. They made a motion to overrule the rule about not calling people racist6. They then pass the original RACIST!! resolution and with Nancy gone slip in the Impeachment orangemanbad resolution
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (nRWPy)

..........

Wasnt this how they passed ObamaCare.

Posted by: Confucius Crashes at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (Tw8cs)

175 He's being impeached for being a big meanie? What the fuck do they think they are doing?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (q177U)

176 I'm sure there will be a list of infractions for impeachment.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)

177 Peter North was arrested?

I surprised he is still alive.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2019 07:41 PM (FTlwv)

They call him Peter South these days. Cuz his dick no longer points up...... Never mind.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:44 PM (m79Dg)

178 Chris Hann and other Democrats are chanting "Trump is Racist!", and made references to the '30's, 40's, and 50's racism.

I missed Trump's water cannons and German shepherds being turned on the crowds.


The Left is completely insane. Alternative universe insane. One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest insane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

179 Ringling Bros. Barnum Bailey Congress
Lamest Show on Earth!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (LEikZ)

180 He's thrown the Democrats into chaos.

With nothing more than Twitter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

181 Hadrian the Seventh: "Either in the House or the Senate this is going to fail. What's the Left going to do then?"

Then they're going to start acting silly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (6eEQ+)

182 I am sure this impeachment vote drama was choreographed. Because I heard on the radio this morning they were having this vote today.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)

183 132

Tom Cotton. Repeat after me. Tom Cotton.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (M9ntN)

_____________________

Wait...what did Cotton do now?

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (1Shut)

184 >>>The Left is completely insane. Alternative universe insane. One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest insane.

The right is equally insane. Me and my 20 cuck twitter "friends" are right in the middle of sanity.

Posted by: AllahPundit at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

185 It is with great reluctance that I endorse the impeachment of Donald Trump.

Removing him from office is an act of political hygiene, a cleansing of our tattered Republic. His racist rhetoric is a stain upon our nation's fabric.

I would like to add that the fact that I don't let black men service my wife is totally *not* racist, and I deeply resent anyone who says so.

It is fully within the grand traditions of our great nation for me to get off on watching Aryan super-men give it to her good and hard.

Posted by: David French at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

186 There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)

-----------------------------

Yeah, but what about Hawaiian judges? I mean, their jurisdiction is limitless!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (Zbbka)

187 Probably like ObamaCare they are telling their members they have to vote for it to know what is in it.

Posted by: Confucius Crashes at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (Tw8cs)

188 There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)


I give you Hawaiian Federal Judge Pakalolo

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

189 He's being impeached for being a big meanie? What the fuck do they think they are doing?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (q177U)

Taking it to Hitler!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (LEikZ)

190 Al Green make Hank Johnson look intelligent.

Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (Jj+59)

191
And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)


Here, hold my... legal... briefs.

I already ruled that even though something was LEGAL, I didn't like the reason they were doing it, so put a stop to it.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts. at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (NgKpN)

192


Squad Own Goal buggers selves in public! Film at 11!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (1IoNo)

193 Was watching OAN for news, almost no coverage of this other than a couple of short interviews with two R members of the House. Both were pissed off, saying that the House has a lot of work that needs to be addressed for the country( gave a laundry list, such as border, budget, etc. ) and the Dems have chosen to waste time and taxpayer money on political campaigning for their base with this resolution against the President. One said he knows Pelosi doesn't like the President but liking or not liking the President ISNT her job, she is supposed to be conducting the House on the work it needs to do for the American people.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (FMlhO)

194 Finally, this is one of the reasons I changed from Republican to Independent when I renewed my license.

Operation Chaos 2.0 baby

Posted by: Picric at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (K8Ieq)

195 Whereas Donald Trump is racist to other countries

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (yL25O)

196
The right is equally insane. Me and my 20 cuck twitter "friends" are right in the middle of sanity.

Posted by: AllahPundit at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

---
Why do you always get to be Lucky Pierre?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (cfSRQ)

197 Wasnt this how they passed ObamaCare.
Posted by: Confucius Crashes at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (Tw8cs)


And with the blessing of fuckface John Roberts cribbing a lower court decision of Kavanaugh's.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (A/tFr)

198 I demand a fistfight, Korean parliament style! Gangnam style!

Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Fm81C)

199 Fuckheads like Green don't bother me so much. The people that bother me are the ones, including my neighbors, who vote for shit like him. And make no mistake, HE IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. If you vote Democrat, you are my sworn enemy. If you don't like it, tough shit.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (w+jpq)

200 "173 Anybody tired of winning yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (cqNba) "


Not even close yet.

Just whetting my appetite for more winning, yuge and luxurious winning !
Conan-what-is-best-in-life winning !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (rJNq+)

201 >>>185 It is with great reluctance that I endorse the impeachment of Donald Trump.

Removing him from office is an act of political hygiene, a cleansing of our tattered Republic. His racist rhetoric is a stain upon our nation's fabric.

I would like to add that the fact that I don't let black men service my wife is totally *not* racist, and I deeply resent anyone who says so.

It is fully within the grand traditions of our great nation for me to get off on watching Aryan super-men give it to her good and hard.
Posted by: David French

Amen.

My wife wants to know if Gunther and Sven are available tonight.

Maybe you and I can go out for tea and biscuits?

Posted by: Joanna Goldberg at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

202
Jeebus, must we continue to elect such mental defectives to high office?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (3l5Yq)

203 182 I am sure this impeachment vote drama was choreographed. Because I heard on the radio this morning they were having this vote today.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)


Every Broadway show that flopped on opening night had killer choreography, I'm sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (zBaqJ)

204 And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)


I give you Hawaiian Federal Judge Pakalolo
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

Add in that this is the same Court system that just took Roger Stones freedom of Speech away, because they didn't like what he was saying.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

205 176 I'm sure there will be a list of infractions for impeachment.


1. Russia!

2. Two scoops!

3. Babies in Cages!

4. Russia!

5. Meanie!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

206 And Whereas he locks up children and probably serves their blood at his golf resorts

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (yL25O)

207 No way Pelosi survives this. Is there a way to remove a speaker?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (q177U)

208 but america is a nation of immigrants, you can never, ever judge people except for whitey

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (JziUy)

209 198 I demand a fistfight, Korean parliament style! Gangnam style!
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Fm81C)



Isn't that Taiwan style? Or does South Korea have it too?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (ujg0T)

210 151 There's a huge circle jerk going on right now on the Lido deck of the SS Bulwark.
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Fm81C)


And we are NOT happy.

Posted by: Ship's janitorial crew at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (sy5kK)

211 I seem to remember the rok Paraliment going wwF

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (XPjtZ)

212 He's being impeached for being a big meanie? What the fuck do they think they are doing?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (q177U)
......

What are they doing? Just the usual congressional goat fuck.

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

213 151 There's a huge circle jerk going on right now on the Lido deck of the SS Bulwark.
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM

When isn't there?

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (DvYht)

214 Trump will probably tweet that Green is a complete idiot by morning. Sad!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

215 Isn't that Taiwan style? Or does South Korea have it too?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (ujg0T)

Whatever!

Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Fm81C)

216 How long before AOC's chief of staff gets Seth Rich'd?

The DNC won't take her out directly - they want her to resign in shame. But they'll do something to her CoS and behind the scenes team to made her.

I'm gonna go with "accidental fentanyl OD" for $500 Alex!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (1Shut)

217 There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)


Meh,

Needs more black masked thugs armed with steel bars beating average Joe's over the head and calling them 'fascists'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (1g7ch)

218 And Whereas Donald Trump did too times infinity collude with Russia

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (yL25O)

219 206 And Whereas he locks up children and probably serves their blood at his golf resorts
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (yL25O)


Blood libel goes from Jooz and matzo to Trump and tortillas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (zBaqJ)

220
I present to all of you the greatest campaign commercial of all time!

https://tinyurl.com/yy4v4afo

Gregory Wash for Mississippi Governor!!!


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (rnXGe)


O. M. G. That is......beyond awesome.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

221 @183
Tom Cotton is a globalist warmonger, along the lines of John "Splash" McCain and Marco "Little Hands" Rubio, loves pointless wars that waste blood and treasure, believes Fox Mulder Style in the Muh Russians Interference and is generally a lot of hot air with no actual useful action.

In short, typical GOP establishment hack.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (LT7mn)

222 Welcome to Unfrozen Caveman congressman.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (UFgOG)

223 "Jeebus, must we continue to elect such mental defectives to high office?"

I believe it's a requirement.

Listed in the emulsion clause.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (cqNba)

224 @203 JJ my point is this is not a Pelosi lost control moment. This was planned. She was in on it.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ZfRYq)

225 >>>213 151 There's a huge circle jerk going on right now on the Lido deck of the SS Bulwark.
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM

When isn't there?
Posted by: Grimaldi

When they give us orange halves for our halftime break?

Posted by: Joanna Goldberg at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

226 151 There's a huge circle jerk going on right now on the Lido deck of the SS Bulwark.
Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM



Doesn't that pollute the water?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ujg0T)

227 No way Pelosi survives this. Is there a way to remove a speaker?
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (q177U)


Make Donkey Chompers Speaker of the House!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

228 Impeached for what, exactly? Being a big poppy doo-doo head meanie?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Lwfjs)

229 Impeachment based on what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

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Emotion. He made people feel bad.

I was watching "Giant" a while ago. There's a scene where the men are all talking (and smoking cigars), and Elizabeth Taylor's character walks up and asks if she can join the conversation.

Rock replies, "Um... no, we're talking about politics."

She flies into a sarcastic rant: "OH! A WOMAN CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT POLITICS!"

I know how the filmmakers WANTED me to take that scene.

But I was wishing I'd been born 150 or so years ago.

Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)

230 >>>HE IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. If you vote Democrat, you are my sworn enemy. If you don't like it, tough shit.



Agreed. I'm tired of these fucking people, always triggered, always condescending, always trying to muck up the works. I agree with Trump; don't like it here, GTFO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (VWp7G)

231 182
I am sure this impeachment vote drama was choreographed. Because I heard
on the radio this morning they were having this vote today.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)

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They intended to vote a resolution condemning Trump, yes, but not impeachment.

It was supposed to be a useless, symbolic act and the Dems have completely jacked it up.

So it's "choreographed" like a train derailment.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

232 And with the blessing of fuckface John Roberts cribbing a lower court decision of Kavanaugh's.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:47 PM (A/tFr)


........

I almost forgot about that.

This might get Ruth Bader Ginsburg to kick the bucket.

Posted by: Confucius Crashes at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (Tw8cs)

233 If the commiefags continue with this, the GOP's $108 million second quarter will look like a pittance after the third quarter.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (hjaPQ)

234 220 deserves a sidebar. At the very least.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

235 Al Green sez: Dissipation, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

236 and Whereas Donald Trump has made more black and brown people work for money than ever before

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (yL25O)

237 How long before AOC's chief of staff gets Seth Rich'd?



The DNC won't take her out directly - they want her to resign in
shame. But they'll do something to her CoS and behind the scenes team to
made her.



I'm gonna go with "accidental fentanyl OD" for $500 Alex!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (1Shut)


Yep, he's the Roy Cohen to AOC's McCarthy
She's too stupid to do this on her own and he's a Red Diaper Baby

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (nRWPy)

238 I'm really slipping over the alt-right edge.

I see a political "squad" of 4 women of color and I think, "Uh oh, we're about to get shaken down for the sake of emotion!"

Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (ry4Ms)

239 208 but america is a nation of immigrants, you can never, ever judge people except for whitey
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (JziUy)

____________________

EVERY NATION IS A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS IMMIGRATING FROM OTHER NATIONS OF IMMIGRANTS B/C ITS IMMIGRANTS IMMIGRATING FROM IMMIGRATIONISM ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (1Shut)

240 >>>Nancy Pelosi will have a stroke within 48 hours.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

I'm sliding her up into slot #2 on my 2019 dead pool right behind Biden.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (q177U)

241 Remember when the Democrats literally locked the doors so no Republican representatives could enter the room in discussions of Obama's Obamacare bill?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (Lwfjs)

242 Ha, ha. The former Amish Dude replies in the Vox-French twatter thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)

243

Mean Al Green

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (aKsyK)

244 "Is there a way to remove a speaker?"

Head first


Feet first

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (cqNba)

245 Here's the Demonicrats' strategy: Vote for impeachment. Fails on first ballot. Someone in the halls yells "Fire! Fire!" Pelosi and the veteran Reps leave the floor (wink wink). AOC storms the podium, declares herself Speaker and reintroduces the bill. It passes. Pelosi is stunned (wink wink). She stutters "Homina homina homina" and loses her dentures. The Senate decides to recess until Christmas time. No trial ensues. The Pussy Hat Brigade of skanky, fat ass lesbians holds a Wicca ceremony at the Washington Monument, where they cast a spell on Trump and sacrifice many aborted fetuses. Trump is re-elected in a landslide in 2020.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (m79Dg)

246 No I heard on the radio this am the impeachment vote was coming.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)

247 >>>Git yer popcorn ready!
Posted by: Terrell Owens at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (7A4qQ)

Fuck that, it's pudding cup time!

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (q177U)

248 I believe articles of impeachment have been introduced into the House quite a few times since Trump has been elected. They either die without being brought up for votes or have a dozen nutjobs voting yes and then they die. They have to be voted on and sent to committee hearings first, before ever ending up for a full House vote.

Here is a Newsweek article from 2017, stating that an article of impeachment had been introduced by Democrats EVERY MONTH of the Trump presidency at the publishing of the article.

https://tinyurl.com/yd8cddgm

Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (FMlhO)

249 Emotion. He made people feel bad.

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Actually, I don't think he made them feel bad, as in hurt their feelings kinda bad.

He called them out for their anti-Americanism based on their own words. And they got their fur up because of it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (Kvu2T)

250 I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (EVJ0V)

251
>>>Nancy Pelosi will have a stroke within 48 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)



I'm sliding her up into slot #2 on my 2019 dead pool right behind Biden.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (q177U)


I've got Clinton at #1 and the cadaver of RBG (or mummy or whatever) at #2.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

252 >>>Ha, ha. The former Amish Dude replies in the Vox-French twatter thread.



He went full French, very early on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (VWp7G)

253 207
No way Pelosi survives this. Is there a way to remove a speaker?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (q177U)

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Yes. A motion to vacate the chair, I believe.

For those of you counting down to Civil War 2.0, there were three changes of speakership in the congressional term before Civil War 1.0 started.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

254 Welcome to Unfrozen Caveman congressman.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (UFgOG)

Hahahaha....good one!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)

255 Has it started? Because you guys need to let me know if it's started.

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

256 I know everyone wants a vote, but the Hill article says the dims could vote to table. If they have that option, that's probably what they'll do.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (hjaPQ

Doesn't much matter from where I'm watching. Do this thing, and you lose a good number of moderates who you really need to hold the House. Don't do this, and you INFURIATE the NPC base.

It's a lose/lose. It's AWESOME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (5aX2M)

257 Wow, all this crap going on and it's only Tuesday.

I picked the wrong day to short popcorn futures.

Posted by: blake - from a Blackberry, no less! at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (Jy8/g)

258 and Whereas Donald Trump once threw AN ENTIRE ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS at a citizen of the United States

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)

259 No way Pelosi survives this. Is there a way to remove a speaker?
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:48 PM (q177U)


Here, hold my bike lock while I chuck this quick set cement milkshake.

- Antifa

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (1g7ch)

260

Earth is a planet of immigrants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

261 244 "Is there a way to remove a speaker?"

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Gotta take out the door panel.

This was easier with older cars. It's a nightmare now.

Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (ry4Ms)

262 I ask the internet every day are they real or are they silicone and always the answer is ask me again tomorrow.

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (ZS+GP)

263 Well, given the last vote on whether Trump's words were racist, isn't this likely to pass as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (+0VWg)

264 How can we get the GOPe squishes to go on the record for impeachment, rather than abstaining?

Posted by: Downcast at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (p6Q7Q)

265 Wtf is going on?

Do I need to be worried?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (o1JBI)

266 I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (EVJ0V)


Heh. I don't know about "conservative," but he DESTROYS people with logic and stuff.

He's a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

267 This is Kabuki theater. It's a show put on by Democrat Hacks, for Democrat Hacks, using nothing but Democrat Hacks and the occasional RINO.

The Dems aren't going to impeach Trump. Why? Because they know that Mike Pence is going to be very much in line with Trump's policies, but a lot smoother and subtle than he is.

If they know what's good for them, they'll leave Trump right where he is. It's the same reason we didn't impeach Obama.

Posted by: Gork at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (VmQ66)

268 >>>238 I'm really slipping over the alt-right edge.

I see a political "squad" of 4 women of color and I think, "Uh oh, we're about to get shaken down for the sake of emotion!"

Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (ry4Ms)

______________

Embrace the dark side - don the skull print neck mask of the Wingnat! Only 6.99 w/ free shipping!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (1Shut)

269 Nancy Pelosi will have a stroke within 48 hours.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

I'm sliding her up into slot #2 on my 2019 dead pool right behind Biden.
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (q177U)

Jeffrey's first. *hic

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (m79Dg)

270 "I own 'Squid Goals' as part of my personal porn collection." -- Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

271 I love clean up duty!

Posted by: steve hayes at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (ym5eo)

272 Do you think Hinderaker is feeling kind of dumb about now?

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (q177U)

273 231
So it's "choreographed" like a train derailment.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)


Well, they used to stage train wrecks for entertainment purposes. I guess you could say they were choreographed.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

274 "Is there a way to remove a speaker?"


Unplug it from your amp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

275 Here ya go

Green did this I. 2017. Got 58 votes. (that was the Republicans letting them step on their scholars)

Also article fromYESTErDAY says Green will force vote today.


http://preview.alturl.com/8ibrdg

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (ZfRYq)

276 One, Two, Pee, Four
Squaddy Potty on the floor!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (dm05u)

277
I just might watch MSNBC tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (M9ntN)

278 234
220 deserves a sidebar. At the very least.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

I think the greatness of it is being overshadowed by current events.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (rnXGe)

279 No seriously. My coworkers swears by him but I vaguely remember there something in his history that leads me to think he's a poser.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (EVJ0V)

280 I present to all of you the greatest campaign commercial of all time!

https://tinyurl.com/yy4v4afo
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I think the guy's got a real future in politics.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (hjaPQ)

281 Gregory Wash for Mississippi Governor!!!

Raise the minimun wage!

Comments disabled. LOLz.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (ykYG2)

282 "230 >>>HE IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. If you vote Democrat, you are my sworn enemy. If you don't like it, tough shit.



Agreed. I'm tired of these fucking people, always triggered, always condescending, always trying to muck up the works. I agree with Trump; don't like it here, GTFO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:50 PM (VWp7G) "



Pretty much where I'm at, too.
They've set the rules of engagement already.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (rJNq+)

283 I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (EVJ0V)


*SNORT*

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

284 Anonymous White Male: "Here's the Demonicrats' strategy..."

Status: Plausible, If Not Confirmed

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (6eEQ+)

285 255 Has it started? Because you guys need to let me know if it's started.
Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)
_________

Looks like the party has started.

Posted by: blake - from a Blackberry, no less! at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (Jy8/g)

286 People complain about the immigration act of 1965...

I'm over here saying the Naturalization Act of 1790 was a mistake!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (1Shut)

287 225
When they give us orange halves for our halftime break?
Posted by: Joanna Goldberg at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM

I'm thinking chocolate milk, Graham crackers and a nap. Or manly drinks like mimosas, margaritas and Zima.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (DvYht)

288 267
This is Kabuki theater. It's a show put on by Democrat Hacks, for
Democrat Hacks, using nothing but Democrat Hacks and the occasional
RINO.

The Dems aren't going to impeach Trump. Why? Because they
know that Mike Pence is going to be very much in line with Trump's
policies, but a lot smoother and subtle than he is.

If they know what's good for them, they'll leave Trump right where he is. It's the same reason we didn't impeach Obama.


Posted by: Gork at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (VmQ66)

======

I suspect this is correct, and as others here have pointed out for months: it's all about fundraising for the Commies.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (WqPYg)

289 I'll say one thing for Ben Shapiro, he has a voice that wasn't made for radio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

290 >>>252 >>>Ha, ha. The former Amish Dude replies in the Vox-French twatter thread.



He went full French, very early on.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

yup.

Friends and I often say: "You know, we didn't lose anyone we really needed or liked in the divorce."

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

291 That Mississippi Gov. commercial is hilarious. WTF is hanging off his shirt?

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (BLFnH)

292 I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?


ABOSLUTELY.




...Oh, wait, I thought you said 'hobbit'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

293 >>>283 I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (EVJ0V)


*SNORT*
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

_______________

Hahahahaha

I spat from that one. Well done good sir!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (1Shut)

294 277
I just might watch MSNBC tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:54 PM (M9ntN)


Let Laura Ingraham do the heavy lifting and just watch the highlights.

MSNBC is the crack of cable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

295 I think the guy's got a real future in politics.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (hjaPQ)

He and the rent is too damned high guy should team up.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (rnXGe)

296 and Whereas Donald Trump, in a series of tweets, caused the Sovereign Nation of The Peoples Republic of North Korea to cease their peaceful pursuit of nuclear energy

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (yL25O)

297 Do I need to be worried?
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No.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (hjaPQ)

298 Amish Dude isn't actually Amish, is he? Because computer and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

299 Jaimo: "I have a stupid off topic question. Is Ben Shapiro a credible conservative?"

For some value of conservative, I suppose. If you squint.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (6eEQ+)

300 Yes, I decided not to add "HQ psycho NeverTrumper whose morals required him to let St Hillary become president" for brevity's sake, Wyatt.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Dh1wo)

301 rakes and barrel hoops in every aisle and hallway of the capitol. what a shitty sitcom this is turning out to be. must be a meathead production. stupid fucking politicians.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 07:57 PM (KP5rU)

302 "249 Emotion. He made people feel bad.

--

Actually, I don't think he made them feel bad, as in hurt their feelings kinda bad.

He called them out for their anti-Americanism based on their own words. And they got their fur up because of it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (Kvu2T) "



IOW, he told the truth about them. What could be more harsh ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (rJNq+)

303 291
That Mississippi Gov. commercial is hilarious. WTF is hanging off his shirt?

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (BLFnH)

I didn't even notice. He's talking into a black Barbie doll like a microphone. That dude is about to be faaaamous.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (rnXGe)

304 I dunno but Ben Shapiros sister has big yobbos.

It isn't relevant to the question but style guide requires mention.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (ZfRYq)

305
I suspect this is correct, and as others here have pointed out for months: it's all about fundraising for the Commies.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now:

Yup. The Demonrats are bleeding money.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (BLFnH)

306 I think the guy's got a real future in politics.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (hjaPQ)

I take it that he doesn't have a big budget for ads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (+0VWg)

307 Ok ok. I got the picture. The "snort" did me in as well. I'll hunt for specifics.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (EVJ0V)

308
Impeachment for WHAT????
Posted by: Ladyl

=====

For winning the election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (M9ntN)

309 I'll say one thing for Ben Shapiro, he has a voice that wasn't made for radio.

He has a voice that makes me want to stab my ears with shishkabob skewers.


He was a big pusher of the "17 Intelligence Agencies said there was Russia "interference" in the election" stupidity.
That doesn't even make logical sense. He's a cuck and a poser. Dumb people who don't know shit but think they don't really like loony leftists like him, but they're dumb, so...

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:58 PM (nRWPy)

310 Yep, he's the Roy Cohen to AOC's McCarthy
She's too stupid to do this on her own and he's a Red Diaper Baby
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (nRWPy)


Isn't that fat ME retard, Chunk Yugo, part of the AOC puppetmasters?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (A/tFr)

311 Ben Shapiro has the voice of a horny, yapping Shih Tzu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

312 279 No seriously. My coworkers swears by him but I vaguely remember there something in his history that leads me to think he's a poser.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (EVJ0V)

He is terrible, a liar, and an America/American Laster. People actually like him in 2019?



Posted by: huge hampster news at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (ym5eo)

313 168


Either in the House or the Senate this is going to fail. What's the Left going to do then?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (Wx/+I)


======


Appeal to the United Nations to remove Trump and install Hillary!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

314 >> "Make Donkey Chompers Speaker of the House!"

Agreed... assuming we're referring to the International House of Pancakes.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (Wz5OP)

315 68 What took you so long?

Posted by: Regular Boozebag Bill Weld at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (6/uwW)

316 242 Ha, ha. The former Amish Dude replies in the Vox-French twatter thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)

He's a rabid NT-er.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

317 Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (EVJ0V)

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He's dependable. So long as you're a corporatist, globalist NeverTrump "conservative."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:59 PM (5aX2M)

318 Wouldn't this be a good time for Steiner to come?

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (U7k5w)

319
I didn't even notice. He's talking into a black Barbie doll like a microphone. That dude is about to be faaaamous.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at J

I saw that. It sorta looked like 4 little dolls hanging from his shirt, but I was laughing too hard.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (BLFnH)

320 I see a political "squad" of 4 women of color and I think, "Uh oh, we're about to get shaken down for the sake of emotion!"

Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2019 07:51 PM (ry4Ms)

Just put on your soy glasses, hold your mouth open in the standard gay pose, tell them how wonderful they are and may you sniff their shoes. Women of color hate guys like that. They'll leave you alone. After they beat the shit out of you with grrrlll power.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (m79Dg)

321 and Whereas Donald Trump turned our bus around and didn't let us take our well earned taxpayer paid vacation when we shut down the government

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (yL25O)

322 It's Tucker Time!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

323 Well done good sir!

Ahem.

Ma'am

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (nRWPy)

324 Ben Shapiro: A voice made for Morse Code.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 08:00 PM (RuIsu)

325 I've had friends tell me on Facebook that if I continue to support Trump, I'm a racist, and no longer their friend.

Not only do I support Trump, I'm going to vote for him again, and bring lots of real friends with me to the polls. It does feel good to actually be able to support a GOP candidate who is actually worth of my support.

Posted by: Mike at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (WWn8/)

326 Lol: Tucker sez a "high crime and misdemeanor is when you insult liberals."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

327
For those of you counting down to Civil War 2.0, there were three changes of speakership in the congressional term before Civil War 1.0 started.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)


And Peter denied Jesus 3 times.

I was only commenting on the 3 times, not anything else, because the Dems are mostly Satanic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

328 NOOD

Posted by: NOS4A2 at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (WWS2B)

329 Say what you want about Ben Shapiro, but his sister has lovely pendulous Sephardic breasts.

Posted by: Regular Boozebag Bill Weld at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (6/uwW)

330 There's nothing here that requires them to hold a trial.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And no legal body with the power to compel their actions even if it did say they should. Even the Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over the actions of the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:40 PM (Kpl3J)


The Squad will try to corner McConnell in his office and shame him into holding the trial. And when that doesn't work, they'll try to impeach him, or hold him in Contempt of the House, or try some other insane idea they think will force him to do what they want.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

331 I guess one should have guessed a vote on condemning President Trump was immediately going to lead to impeachment only if you knew Pelosi wasn't going to stop it.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)

332 Here is a Newsweek article from 2017, stating that an article of impeachment had been introduced by Democrats EVERY MONTH of the Trump presidency at the publishing of the article.

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yeah, good point. not surprising. Every day, we're supposed to gob-smacked at trump's vileness and the unprecedent thing the democrats are doing yet again in response.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (JziUy)

333 Earth is a planet of immigrants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)
.........

I'm not saying it was aliens but...

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2019 08:02 PM (v0R5T)

334 Blonde Morticia: "I just might watch MSNBC tonight."

Nah, don't rubberneck. It'll make a slight spike in their viewership and that will inspire NBC to go even further Left to Super Stalin.

And really, do you actually want to watch the insane?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 08:02 PM (6eEQ+)

335 Shapiro used to do a podcast with Kurt Schlichter and Larry OConnor if you can imagine. Millennial cons dig him for some reason. He constantly pushes Dem criticisms of Trump while tepidly accepting that his conservatism is real. But his funniest bit is when he lectures Trump on how to negotiate. Like when he says "anyone who knows the first thing about negotiating....".

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 08:02 PM (ZfRYq)

336 Donald J. Trump atrealDonaldTrump 2h


Looking forward to tomorrow night's rally in Greenville, North Carolina at 7:00 P.M. Eastern!

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 08:02 PM (ZS+GP)

337 Friends and I often say: "You know, we didn't lose anyone we really needed or liked in the divorce."

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)


Not to sound like a suck up but that's a great line.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (A/tFr)

338 >>>I've had friends tell me on Facebook that if I continue to support Trump, I'm a racist, and no longer their friend.



My son visited the University of Dallas in September. His future lacrosse teammates had a giant Trump flag on their wall. Son says, "Yeah, i'm gonna like it here."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (VWp7G)

339
I... I fear the Left may riot when this fails and cities across America will be devastated by fire and looting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (Wx/+I)

340

50 years ago today Apollo 11 took off.

74 years ago today Trinity blowed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (aKsyK)

341 Do I need to be worried?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 16, 2019 07:53 PM (o1JBI)

Ummmmmmm........No.

These people are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (Z+IKu)

342 Who are the 4 gopes that voted with the commies for the POTUS rebuke?

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (JaLUs)

343 >>>I... I fear the Left may riot when this fails and cities across America will be devastated by fire and looting.



Ooo, please start with Philly!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (VWp7G)

344 And, in other news, the Democrats and their supporters still hate us and want us dead.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

345 332 Here is a Newsweek article from 2017, stating that an article of impeachment had been introduced by Democrats EVERY MONTH of the Trump presidency at the publishing of the article.



It's like the Pubbies under Obama sending a bill killing Intergalactic Healthcare once a month.

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (ZS+GP)

346 >>>Who are the 4 gopes that voted with the commies for the POTUS rebuke?



One was Fitzpatrick from PA, I believe. Romney-lite.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (VWp7G)

347 339
I... I fear the Left may riot when this fails and cities across America will be devastated by fire and looting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (Wx/+I)


Farmers burn their fields every year.

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 08:06 PM (ZS+GP)

348
The Squad will try to corner McConnell in his office and shame him into holding the trial.

Mitch should give all four of them a sweeping three stooges style face slap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 08:06 PM (aKsyK)

349 I think they are hair bows?

Posted by: annem at July 16, 2019 08:06 PM (Fm81C)

350 Either in the House or the Senate this is going to fail. What's the Left going to do then?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:43 PM (Wx/+I)

This is the fourth time Green has introduced articles of impeachment against Trump into the House. It has gone NOWHERE. Pelosi knows now that she cannot remove Green from committees, etc, or the cries of racism will rise once again from the CBC , and the women who color brigade. She and her fellow establishment Dems have shaped and nurtured the cries of racism at every moment against Rep and the right, never dreaming it would be turned on themselves. So now she is truly in a corner facing an alligator. It will be up to Dem rank and file as to whether this goes anywhere, and I doubt most Dems want to go down Al Green's multi racial brick road to the Woman of Color behind the curtain in the land of actual impeachment.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 08:07 PM (FMlhO)

351 the University of Dallas

Famously non-lefty school. Good for him.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 08:07 PM (nRWPy)

352 This is all just "revenge" for Bill Clinton's impeachment. Good ol' Tit for Tat.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 16, 2019 08:07 PM (BvNzB)

353 Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Let's have it out, fuckers.
All the masks can be dropped now.
This is Donny Two Scoops' secret power.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 16, 2019 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

354 It will be up to Dem rank and file as to whether this goes anywhere, and I doubt most Dems want to go down Al Green's multi racial brick road to the Woman of Color behind the curtain in the land of actual impeachment.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 08:07 PM (FMlhO)


Don't short sell her. She knows her stuff.

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 08:09 PM (ZS+GP)

355 At least in Montgomery county I know how my Democrat Congresswoman is going to vote, no surprises or expectations.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

356 This is all just "revenge" for Bill Clinton's impeachment. Good ol' Tit for Tat.

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memba, we had to deal with Fitzmas and other shit during W for all the times W like super broke the law...like when he fired AG's for no reason, other than because he can and they were incompetent, biased, and insubordinate (also because W was a cuck started his term being nice to the D's)

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 08:09 PM (JziUy)

357 I... I fear the Left may riot when this fails and cities across America will be devastated by fire and looting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (Wx/+I)


Lessee, cities are ... uh ... Democrat strongholds, right? Not seeing the problem.

Besides which, the Left was going to riot in any case. We all know that. No matter who the Dems nominate, and no matter the outcome of the election, there will be riots in our future. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2019 08:10 PM (9OkQ7)

358 At least in Montgomery county I know how my Democrat Congresswoman is going to vote, no surprises or expectations.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

Same here in the people's republic of NoVa

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

359 Patagonian poonhound for the win!!

Posted by: cccp3o at July 16, 2019 08:11 PM (W+ny6)

360 343 >>>I... I fear the Left may riot when this fails and cities across America will be devastated by fire and looting.

Ooo, please start with Philly!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 08:04 PM (VWp7G)


Fire might actually provide a much-needed cleansing of Seattle, SF, and LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2019 08:12 PM (9OkQ7)

361 Wait. I get some Tit out of this deal?? IMPEACHMENT NOW!!

Posted by: Tat at July 16, 2019 08:13 PM (BvNzB)

362 44 Impeachment based on what?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PW/7T)


Running the economy into overdrive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2019 08:13 PM (9OkQ7)

363 Tumulty says it's time for O'Trainwreck to speak up.

Yeah, you dumb black hole from Uranus open your stupid pie hole.

Second thoughts, he's really good at inciting...

Posted by: Charlie Cheese at July 16, 2019 08:14 PM (ZS+GP)

364 74 years ago today Trinity blowed up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 08:03 PM (aKsyK)


Done blowed up real good!

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at July 16, 2019 08:15 PM (LPnfS)

365 If it doesn't fall apart have a T-storm heading my way

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)

366 Good night all

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 08:16 PM (BbGew)

367

Planned Parenthood head forced out after only 10 months on the job. She wanted the organization to be less political and more healthcare focused. She also wasn't tranny friendly enough apparently.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

368 it's a real shame that every time the Dems do something stupid, Trump goes on Twitter and the Dems react by again doing something at least as stupid as they did the first time.

It's Not Who We Are!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)

369 re 364: A Bomb or Pelosi was born?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2019 08:18 PM (ZqRa6)

370 what am I here all by myself?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2019 08:20 PM (ZqRa6)

371 President Trump"s Cabinet Meeting:

"And if the press wants to stay, you can. If you'd like to leave--it's like I said the other day; I don't mind. If you want to leave, that'sa your option. You can leave anytime you want, okay?"

Presscist!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 16, 2019 08:20 PM (Ndje9)

372 next up: Ace's shelf meeting.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2019 08:21 PM (ZqRa6)

373
@183
Tom Cotton is a globalist warmonger, along the lines of John "Splash" McCain and Marco "Little Hands" Rubio, loves pointless wars that waste blood and treasure, believes Fox Mulder Style in the Muh Russians Interference and is generally a lot of hot air with no actual useful action.

In short, typical GOP establishment hack.
Posted by: Radical Centrist

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Well, he is kind of a warmonger, but what I had in mind is to fuggedabout Crenshaw and focus on Cotton instead. Crenshaw plays Cotton on t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 08:21 PM (M9ntN)

374 don't forget, Cotton also violated the Logan Act by penning a letter to Iran in 2015 reminding them that the Senate needs to vote to ratify any treaty.

Let's thank Sen Corker for helping Obama and Kerry get around that little matter.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2019 08:26 PM (ZqRa6)

375 For those of you counting down to Civil War 2.0, there were three changes of speakership in the congressional term before Civil War 1.0 started.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)


not according to Wiki there wasn't.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2019 09:17 PM (FTPn0)

376 What with the unprecedented monopoly of information, news, entertainment and commerce known as Google having been subverted by the Chinese, I'm glad we can finally focus on who offended whom by Tweets.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 16, 2019 09:35 PM (SqopC)

377 "123 The Senate doesn't have to take up anything that it doesn't want to. That's because, just like for the House, there is no enforcement of any "rules" covering the Senate other than those rules it chooses to apply to itself.

So if Mitch says, we're not voting on impeachment, that is that. "

Prediction: a Hawaiian judge will issue an injunction to force McConnell to hold the hearing, he will comply, and Roberts gladly will preside as the case winds its way to his court.

Shooting will break out in some corners before the end of the summer. Bank it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 16, 2019 09:40 PM (iw59Q)

378 377 "Shooting will break out in some corners before the end of the summer."

It already has.

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord In Residence at July 16, 2019 10:01 PM (pRqYb)

379 Impeachment, so easy even a caveman can do it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 10:11 PM (pw+jk)

380 John Paul Stevens, dead at 99. https://tinyurl.com/y3cr4zqv

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 16, 2019 11:18 PM (ABuva)

381 "Agreed. I'm tired of these fucking people, always triggered, always condescending, always trying to muck up the works. I agree with Trump; don't like it here, GTFO."

ME TOO! Don't like it here GTFO!

Posted by: AnnaS at July 17, 2019 12:29 AM (4+EIS)

382 380 John Paul Stevens, dead at 99. https://tinyurl.com/y3cr4zqv


see? that's how you do it. if you don't like it here, GTFO

Posted by: x at July 17, 2019 08:28 AM (nFwvY)

383 I like my domestic terrorist cells less sleeperish.....#wokecell

Posted by: Ronin at July 17, 2019 08:30 AM (xBIu8)

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