Trump Administration Held Back on Dirty on Kavanaugh Accusers Out of Decorum, Per Mollie Hemingway's New Book

Well, Mollie Hemingway and Carrie Severino of the Judicial Crisis Network.

The book, Justice on Trial: The Kavanaugh Confirmation and the Future of the Supreme Court, is released tomorrow -- I guess 12:01 am for the Kindle? It's already a #1 bestseller on many Amazon lists, including the Kindle nonfiction list.

At the height of the furor over Christine Blasey Fordís accusations against Brett Kavanaugh, the media were filled with speculation that the Supreme Court nominee might withdraw from the nomination battle.

But President Trump, and his top aides, wanted to fight back in the press and on the Hill, especially after Kavanaugh showed White House counsel Don McGahn his decades-old calendars showing he hadnít attended a party where Ford alleged the assault had taken place.
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The book describes a central conundrum for the judge and his advocates, which is that the team "understood that any criticism of Ford would be treated as a smear" and depicted as "victim shaming."

Although some of those who knew Ford shared details about her behavior in high school and college that were "dramatically at odds with her presentation in the media," the book says, the Kavanaugh team decided to focus on his record and the damage to his reputation. The book touches on some of those alleged details involving Ford.


The authors had a lot of access to the players in this drama and I understand there's a ton of original reporting here. Not just opinion and think-piecing, but reporting.

And one of these days I really need to dig into the ouvre of A.H. Lloyd. Someone on the site keeps telling me it's pretty good!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:16 PM




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1 boom!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

2 lucky shot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

3 A "Dirty Kavanaugh".

You don't want to know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Z+IKu)

4
The DNA of all the guys I blew in high school is seared, seared into my larynx.

Posted by: Blowsey at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)

5 How about spilling everything now? I know libs who are still crying over Kavanaugh "raping" Blasey-Ford.

Spill. It. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

6 fuckem. that's gay liberal talk, victim shaming. The left wants everyone on their side to be a victim so they're all beyond reproach.

ford was obviously lying. fuck her.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (JziUy)

7 5 How about spilling everything now? I know libs who are still crying over Kavanaugh "raping" Blasey-Ford.

Spill. It. All.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (Ez6QX)

8 So Trump stayed above the fray.

Yeah, that will sure get a lot of play on Certainly Not News.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

9 dirty dirty dirty

tell me more......

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)

10
Polite Republicans never embarrass Democrats because civility.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (Wx/+I)

11 I remember her hair hanging in her face and her "innocent" baby up-talk.

I knew at that exact moment she was a fraud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

12 Wow, a mention from the boss!

That must have been why my browser locked up for a solid minute - a disturbance in the Force, it was!

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

13 "Polite Republicans never embarrass Democrats because civility"

And stupid. And worthless.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

14 Finish her!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (bKezI)

15 Smearing is NOT who we are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (AZxMX)

16 I await David French's next piece on how gathering the salacious facts and truth behind Ford's smears were not consistent with conservative "values".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (MAv19)

17 Gotta go put the chicken on the grill.... don't say anything funny while I'm gone.....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (bCLt0)

18 Read the content.

8/10

Pretty good, might read again.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (Cs98Q)

19 "Polite Republicans never embarrass Democrats because civility"

No more Bush "civility" please. I'm still exhausted from defending his sorry elitist ass for eight years.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

20 I know libs who are still crying over Kavanaugh "raping" Blasey-Ford.

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Lefties are still convinced that Trump colluded with Russians. Convinced.

Once NPC firmware is updated with a Trump scandal, it cannot be removed. There is no such thing as legacy software that hits the end of a support cycle at NPC, Inc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

21 You mean she LIED??!??!!??

This is my shocked anus.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)

22 Although some of those who knew Ford shared details about her behavior in high school and college that were "dramatically at odds with her presentation in the media," the book says
________________

As in she was a big ole nasty slut, and not the virginal naif who was shocked, shocked that a drunk high school boy might try to grope her over her clothes, as she testified?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (k4dH2)

23 Christine Balsey Ford seldom wore a one-piece.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (bJVUR)

24 I wasn't sure of A.H. Lloyd's ouvre was werewolf porn. I've been burned by links before!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (kQs4Y)

25 I really like your etymology sidebars, Ace. You do the heavy work, I get the results.

Thanks, Brah.

Now to use today's word in a sentence: I fraught the law, and the law won.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (xPJvm)

26 You go, Mollie. I hope the book is a big success.

And ace, I like your "Mr. Language Person" thing on the sidebar.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (aXucN)

27 Kavanaugh is a good example of why not to keep meticulous calendars though....

"Now from 6:20 to 6:23 on January 12th in 1984, you wrote..." -- Congress Idiots (I hope I don't get arrested.)

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

28 Just like the ice cream lickers, the scrunt pays no price, encouraging more in the future.

Why do I play by the rules? No more Butchie. Damn it's great to be a gangsta

Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (6/uwW)

29 5
How about spilling everything now? I know libs who are still crying over Kavanaugh "raping" Blasey-Ford.

Spill. It. All.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

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Speaking of spills, I bet you'd enjoy my latest book, Three Weeks with the Coasties: a Tale of Disaster and also an Oil Spill.

Follow the helpful links and get your copy to today!

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

30 Blasey-Ford was pulling train in high school.

I seem to have misplaced my shocked face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

31 11 I remember her hair hanging in her face and her "innocent" baby up-talk.

I knew at that exact moment she was a fraud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
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You're saying that is not the look of a "Totes Serious Professional Woman?"

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)

32 Any woman around her age who listened to her speak knew she was full of shit, unless said woman hated Trump.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (Fm81C)

33 She saw more Dick than Mrs Cavett?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (bJVUR)

34 Now to use today's word in a sentence: I fraught the law, and the law won.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (xPJvm)
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I fraught you couldn't use that that way.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

35 Nope. I'm about as interested in civility as the left is. I wanted a president that would fight and stand strong. Thank God we got PDT at just the right time!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (a4qVe)

36 I'll trust Mollie with this. She rocks!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (VNmG1)

37 The bubble-headed bleach blonde who up-talked was ill served by her puppet masters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (6BHZ6)

38 347 There was an allusion in that article which mentioned a popular high school nickname for Christine Blasey Ford, implying that it rhymed with "Blasey". I'm guessing "Easy Blasey", but inquiring minds wanna know for sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

39 25
I wasn't sure of A.H. Lloyd's ouvre was werewolf porn. I've been burned by links before!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (kQs4Y)

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No, that's the one I'm working on right...now.

*Narrows eyes*

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

40 BOOF!

- goes the dynamite.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (bJVUR)

41 I'm assuming it involved CB Ford being the local semen jar.

Which very well may have back-fired.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)

42 I can run train all the way to Hawaii!

Posted by: AOC at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

43 It's not "victim-shaming" when the person you're criticizing isn't a victim but instead is an aggressive enemy combatant firing all her guns at once: dishonesty, passive-aggressive manipulation, baby-voice, communist playbook half-nelson false-accusation sucker punch...

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (oFcdC)

44 They withheld evidence ?

Obstruction of justice !

/sarc

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (I1oSB)

45 I knew she was a fraud when she said she couldn't come to testify because she was afraid to fly even though she frequently flew to various vacations. She also couldn't have people come to her to get her testimony because, reasons. Her own family refused to vouch for her.

But I held out branding her a liar until I saw her testimony. Baby-talking liar.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (MC5xf)

46 Isn't she the bimbo that blows the PGA tour guys?

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (bKezI)

47 I'll bet her "beach friends" are in her head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

48 "A. H. Lloyd is a life-long Michigander" ... good-o! "He graduated from Michigan .." excellent! "State" Oh hell no!

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (Pqytn)

49 20
I know libs who are still crying over Kavanaugh "raping" Blasey-Ford.



-------



Lefties are still convinced that Trump colluded with Russians. Convinced.



Once NPC firmware is updated with a Trump scandal, it cannot be
removed. There is no such thing as legacy software that hits the end of a
support cycle at NPC, Inc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

You go in lefty places and they are sure that Trump was boinking Ivanka and/or whoring her out to Epstein and his sick associates. They are mentally ill.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (t6MX/)

50 Now to use today's word in a sentence: I fraught the law, and the law won.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (xPJvm)
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I fraught you couldn't use that that way.
Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)
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If you guys insist on using it as a verb, I shall declare that the past tense is fraughtened. As in, I was fraughtened by the loud thunder.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)

51 I'm glad I caught the notes about fraught, but alas, it was all for naught!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (AZxMX)

52

willowed


302 Has anyone heard from Anachronda?
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)


His home was damaged in the Cal quakes.

Last I saw he was at a shelter, trying to sort it out with Mrs A.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

53 That said, now that it is Old News, they should release every bit of dirt they have.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (I1oSB)

54 Seriously, who keeps decades-old calendars? I'm a borderline hoarder and I don't.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

55 It's not "victim-shaming" when the person you're criticizing isn't a victim but instead is an aggressive enemy combatant firing all her guns at once: dishonesty, passive-aggressive manipulation, baby-voice, communist playbook half-nelson false-accusation sucker punch...

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (oFcdC)
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Welcome to the New Language.

These are not your father's words.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (DuZls)

56 Might also check on D.R. Ross's books "Throne of Glass" and "House of War". Antifa really don't like "House"!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, totally not self interested at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)

57 16
I await David French's next piece on how gathering the salacious facts
and truth behind Ford's smears were not consistent with conservative
"values".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 08, 2019 06:22 PM (MAv19)

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His wife was droning on about how awful Trump is and no one should ever vote for him, which of course means that one of the nutjobs promising government-funded abortion up the moment of birth should get elected.

You know, because religious principles or something.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

58 These clinton bitches mean business they are not bull dyking around! AOC says clintonista bitches are not tough enoufg as eric swallow it found out the hard way.

Posted by: raimondo at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (iPdN8)

59 Christine Ballsandall Ford liked the caak.

She's not getting much anymore so........cat time.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

60 39 347 There was an allusion in that article which mentioned a popular high school nickname for Christine Blasey Ford, implying that it rhymed with "Blasey". I'm guessing "Easy Blasey", but inquiring minds wanna know for sure!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

Gotta be Crazy Blasey.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Fm81C)

61 If you guys insist on using it as a verb, I shall declare that the past tense is fraughtened. As in, I was fraughtened by the loud thunder.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)
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You're from the south, aren't you?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (qC1Sy)

62
I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Wx/+I)

63 Crazy EZ Blasey

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (JYwjw)

64 No more Bush "civility" please. I'm still exhausted from defending his sorry elitist ass for eight years.

I still hear the phrase Iraq was blood for oil at least twice a week. There was a time I'd ask them why we aren't pumping them dry, then? Not anymore. I don't give a crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (9t0Zz)

65 >>Gotta be Crazy Blasey.

That would be my guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (PxX58)

66 47 Isn't she the bimbo that blows the PGA tour guys?
_______________

Yeah, but that was after high school. It was apparently in high school that she learned all her slutty skills.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (k4dH2)

67 Well I think for most sane people it was an obvious fraud as soon as we heard "well I don't know exactly where it was, I don't know exactly when it was, I don't remember how I got there, I don't remember how I got home..."

yeah that is called a DREAM bitch, or if you're awake, just a fantasy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

68 Beach friend bimbos

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (gmo/4)

69 Basley said fraught with leftover penis.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (13dPG)

70 If you guys insist on using it as a verb, I shall declare that the past tense is fraughtened. As in, I was fraughtened by the loud thunder.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)
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Was that fraught the storm?

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)

71 Werewulf pr0n?

Ilsa Werewulf of the SS

There wulf.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (6BHZ6)

72 22 You mean she LIED??!??!!??

This is my shocked anus.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)

Here, let me bleach it for you.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

73 Speaking of judges.




@SenateCloakroom
Invoked, 50-42: Motion to invoke cloture on Executive Calendar #343 Daniel Bress to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit

Posted by: Ha at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (MAstk)

74 His home was damaged in the Cal quakes.

Last I saw he was at a shelter, trying to sort it out with Mrs A.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



THX Dawg.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (tH5fk)

75 Or was that Swetnick?

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (bKezI)

76 Beach-banking Bimbo!

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (DuZls)

77 This is great example of PDT not backing down or listening to all the hand wringers.

No they couldn't attack her but she shot her own foot off all by herself.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (Raq4A)

78 Mouth Crazy Blasey.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (tH5fk)

79 "well I don't know exactly where it was, I don't know exactly when it was, I don't remember how I got there, I don't remember how I got home..."

And that she didn't file a police report at the time and was being very vague about when it happened.

Ford was more stuffed full of poop than my colon was at the time, and equally as toxic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

80 Easy
Sleezy
Crazy
Hazy
Lazy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (6BHZ6)

81 I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Wx/+I)


My advice is do not try to do this using internet software. You'll be close if you are lucky, but there may be tax and estate implications you are sure to miss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (AZxMX)

82 'I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience'

Get a good CPA if you don't already have one.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

83 You're from the south, aren't you?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (qC1Sy)


I heard a yankee woman at brunch yesterday, loudly tell everyone round her she lives in Florida, but "it's not in the south any more."

I politely said, "My family is from the Florida panhandle and central Florida." And she brayed, "We call that southern Alabama. Bwahahaha!"

My teeth are still gritted together.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

84 I'll bet her "beach friends" are in her head.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
......


Indelible in her hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

85 Just the bit I'd read, the threats--real, actual, not mean words on Twitter--that Collins and staff endured: Wow!

And not a peep about it in the media

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (k81AA)

86 61 39 347 There was an allusion in that article which mentioned a popular high school nickname for Christine Blasey Ford, implying that it rhymed with "Blasey". I'm guessing "Easy Blasey", but inquiring minds wanna know for sure!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

Gotta be Crazy Blasey.
Posted by: annem


She was one of the first rappers -- went by the name Jay-Z Blasey.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (oFcdC)

87 62 If you guys insist on using it as a verb, I shall declare that the past tense is fraughtened. As in, I was fraughtened by the loud thunder.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)
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You're from the south, aren't you?

no, no no, in the South you'd use Freight. I heared the thunder an' I wuz a' Freight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)

88 Thanks Trivial

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (bKezI)

89 Mac got in but Balseys effort was still a win since a lot of good judges will not want to go through that. This is how and why the left wins long term.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (JYwjw)

90 The way I'm reading it, trump held off directly attacking her because it was tactically unnecessary and detrimental, not out of any misguided cucked out sense of "fairness" or "decorum".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)

91 I still hear the phrase Iraq was blood for oil at
least twice a week. There was a time I'd ask them why we aren't pumping
them dry, then? Not anymore. I don't give a crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (9t0Zz)

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A liberal friend was trying to goad me by joking about Trump's misstatement - using "airports" instead of "ramparts," and said yeah, it happened.

Still, a good speech, well-delivered, not like the tongue-tied disaster that was Dubya. Every time he spoke, I cringed. I couldn't watch any of his speeches.

My friend was stunned into silence. I think a lot of liberals figure conservatives will still stand up for the Bushies. Nope.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

92 48 I'll bet her "beach friends" are in her head.
__________________

That was just her euphemism for her FBI buddy who was advising her on behalf of the Deep State. "Beach friends" sounded less sinister than "my Deep State FBI handler."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (k4dH2)

93 There was an allusion in that article which mentioned a popular high school nickname for Christine Blasey Ford, implying that it rhymed with "Blasey". I'm guessing "Easy Blasey", but inquiring minds wanna know for sure!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

Gotta be Crazy Blasey.
Posted by: annem

I would suggest blow job blasey might be closer to the truth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (3gwtv)

94 70
Basley said fraught with leftover penis.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 06:29 PM (13dPG)

She defraughted the entire country.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (t6MX/)

95 no, no no, in the South you'd use Freight. I heared the thunder an' I wuz a' Freight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)
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Freight not.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (DuZls)

96 I hope Mollie and her coauthor make tons of money on this. I'm glad they decided to report one what was surely one of the most depraved political behavior in American politics (at the time - leftists always manage to one up themselves).

I really like Mollie - she's smart and bold and a class act at the same time.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (9hauA)

97 I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Wx/+I)

...

In Texas, the Secretary of State has a fill-in-the blank form for doing just this.

I'm sure there are reasons for getting a lawyer to do your LLC, but I just used the form in Texas.

I bet Legal Zoom and places like that have a pretty straightforward way to do it to.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (yL25O)

98 Hadrian 7th:

Easy - peasey, you can download the forms online, just fill 'em out and send 'em out with a check or two, and you're an LLC.

Done it several times for Mrs Eez and various friends of hers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 08, 2019 06:32 PM (I1oSB)

99 Easy
Sleezy
Crazy
Hazy
Lazy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (6BHZ6)


... days of summer.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:33 PM (aS1PU)

100 In Florida north is south and south is north

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 08, 2019 06:33 PM (JYwjw)

101 Balsey Ford reminded me of a gal I knew once upon a time who'd tell practically everyone she met that she was a virgin. And acted all innocent.

Which I suppose technically was true. However, she was the blowjob queen of the university. And not at all exclusive about it.

Pretty girl. Smart and funny too. But, a bit off.

She married very well, so a happy ending I suppose.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2019 06:33 PM (2EMYr)

102 Christine Blasey Ford - "Behind The Second Door" would be a great title.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:33 PM (Pqytn)

103 Mouth Crazy Blasey.

I'm guessing Cock-crazy Blasey.
Yep.
That's my guess.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 06:33 PM (9t0Zz)

104 I fraughtened the law and the law won.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

105 The real story: She was angry that ALL HE DID was merely grab a tit. "I'm hot to trot and crave dick tonight, and all this altar boy can offer me is a feeble tit grope? I shall never forgive!"

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (oFcdC)

106 >>Christine Blasey Ford - "Behind The Second Door" would be a great title.


In Through the Out Doors

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (bJVUR)

107 91 The way I'm reading it, trump held off directly attacking her because it was tactically unnecessary and detrimental, not out of any misguided cucked out sense of "fairness" or "decorum".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)

Agreed - he doesn't worry about decorum, for sure, which is awesome.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (Fm81C)

108 I'm doing that right now. Getting a CPA to set it all up is about the same cost as doing it thru legalzoom.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (gC2IV)

109 I knew at that exact moment she was a fraud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

Yep. At first, I thought - loon. Then as the hearing progressed - lying fraud.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (9hauA)

110 I fraughtened the law and the law won.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)
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Don't fraught over it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

111 And one of these days I really need to dig into the ouvre of A.H. Lloyd. Someone on the site keeps telling me it's pretty good!

I'm sure it is. I feel bad I haven't read any books by the Horde except I've already got so much on my plate that I'll surely meet the Grim Reaper before I finish them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

112 91
The way I'm reading it, trump held off directly attacking her because it
was tactically unnecessary and detrimental, not out of any misguided
cucked out sense of "fairness" or "decorum".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)

---
Trump knows the ancient proverb that says never to interrupt an enemy when they are destroying themselves.

Blasey might have been a threat, but then Creepy Porn Lawyer jumped in and made the whole thing a clown show.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

113 >>>The book describes a central conundrum for the judge and his advocates, which is that the team "understood that any criticism of Ford would be treated as a smear" and depicted as "victim shaming."


And now we know why everything is 'leaked'.
Being direct with verifiable/supportable facts is indistinguishable from slanderous unverifiable lies. Especially with a press in the bag for the real fascists.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (1g7ch)

114 Christine Blade Ford stars in...Beach Blanket Gangbang

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (HQx/J)

115 yeah, I'm thinking it's time we find "worse than trump"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (JziUy)

116
Easy
Sleezy
Crazy
Hazy
Lazy


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (6BHZ6)

But what were the names of the other 3 dwarf reindeer?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (q1Pj5)

117 >>Which I suppose technically was true. However, she was the blowjob queen of the university. And not at all exclusive about it.

... bit off.



That's a terrible ending to this story.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (bJVUR)

118 Since Ace is pumping Lloyd's book I best get to writing myself.

Please go buy Golden Isis on Amazon in the mean time, it just may be fraught with thrills for readers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (6BHZ6)

119 Hadrian, my email is in my nic. I can send you my guy's contact info via email.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (gC2IV)

120 That is what the Mewler investigation did. It was effective in stopping Trump from being Trump. The sad thing was that the GOPe was behind Mewler and the demofascists and not Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (pw+jk)

121 yeah, I'm thinking it's time we find "worse than trump"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (JziUy)
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Avennatti's going to jail.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (DuZls)

122 88 62
no, no no, in the South you'd use Freight. I heared the thunder an' I wuz a' Freight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)


Whether or not you was skeered this Weather Alert from Joe Bastardi should ketch the attention of those on the Texas / Louisiana border.

Cat 1 landfall Saturday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLDofzuc5lg

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (iEXgF)

123 82 I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Wx/+I)

My advice is do not try to do this using internet software. You'll be close if you are lucky, but there may be tax and estate implications you are sure to miss!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (AZxMX)

...

I'm not sure there's much to do in terms of tax implications. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but the Feds treat single member LLC's as sole proprietors.

So there aren't any tax options for single member LLC's. You use your EIN instead of SSN but the Feds are like yeah, we know it's you, and that's all income buddy. Plus self employment tax.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)

124 Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (oFcdC)

Hey a new nic pic.

Now I know your Lon Cheney, the man of a thousand faces.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)

125 106
The real story: She was angry that ALL HE DID was merely grab a tit.
"I'm hot to trot and crave dick tonight, and all this altar boy can
offer me is a feeble tit grope? I shall never forgive!"

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (oFcdC)

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Quite plausible.

I've seen it happen - guy decides *not to make a move* and the girl just goes nuclear on him, trying to wreck his life, etc.

Stay away from crazy.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

126 Agreed - he doesn't worry about decorum, for sure, which is awesome.
Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 06:34 PM (Fm81C)


The GOPe is all about decorum and nothing else other than dry fucking conservatives.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (y7DUB)

127 115 Christine Blade Ford stars in...Beach Blanket Gangbang
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (HQx/J)


*snort*

I couldn't help it. you got me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

128
I'm guessing Cock-crazy Blasey.
Yep.
That's my guess.
__________________

I wonder if that's why her immediate family have nothing to do with her. 'Cuz she was just such a crazy skank that she embarrassed them all?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (k4dH2)

129 A liberal friend was trying to goad me by joking about Trump's misstatement - using "airports" instead of "ramparts," and said yeah, it happened.


Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM



My theory on the "airports" comment:

I think Trump is a student of history and I also think that his mind tends to wander when he's giving speeches to things that are related to the speech.

In the case of the "airports" thing, I immediately wondered if he was mentally drawing a line from Rogers' Rangers to the 75th Ranger Regiment, which has "seize airports" as a mission.

Or, I could be completely off base with this theory.

Posted by: Bert G at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (OMsf+)

130
I politely said, "My family is from the Florida panhandle and central Florida." And she brayed, "We call that southern Alabama. Bwahahaha!"

My teeth are still gritted together.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
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Great, way to insult the residences of two states at the same time.

Had to be a liberal.

Bless her heart.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (qC1Sy)

131 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (1XAal)

132 Is CPL still in the stir?

Does CPL still self identify as Stormy Daniels?

Should anyone care?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (6BHZ6)

133 Since Ace is pumping Lloyd's book

As long as he doesn't resell it. I hate it when the best pages are stuck together

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)

134 Golden Isis


Great title.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)

135 Fox news just showed people camping in tents from fear of after shocks

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (BbGew)

136 A.H. Lloyd just plagiarizes Jonah Goldberg, so it reads a lot like you Ace.


j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (cnivT)

137 This Trump fellow sure likes to win a good fight

Posted by: Yo! at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (1XAal)

138 Saw some discussion of the book today with comments that CBF's nickname in high school was LayMe, that if her promiscuity was the result of some sexual trauma it must have happened in the 7th grade, and a bunch of tweets from a conservative woman who went to college with her that described their drinking and boinking practices.

Posted by: motionview at July 08, 2019 06:38 PM (pYQR/)

139 I've still got nothing.

I understand why people want "worse than Trump".

I'm just a little bit nervous about who exactly those people might want Mr. "Worse Than Trump" to kill.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

140 Please go buy Golden Isis on Amazon in the mean time, it just may be fraught with thrills for readers.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:35 PM (6BHZ6)

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Did you offer to pay him to visit you?

Send fresh hobo meat via courier?

A case of Valu-Rite?
He doesn't do charity work, believe me.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)

141 So Swalwell came out today?

Guess he's going back on Tucker.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)

142 134
Since Ace is pumping Lloyd's book



As long as he doesn't resell it. I hate it when the best pages are stuck together

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)
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Signed copies are available.

Unsigned copies cost extra.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

143 The way I'm reading it, trump held off directly attacking her because it was tactically unnecessary and detrimental, not out of any misguided cucked out sense of "fairness" or "decorum".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)

I agree. They stood their ground and he still got confirmed without unnecessary damage and distraction. Picking their battles.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:40 PM (9hauA)

144 Black-face Blasey.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 08, 2019 06:40 PM (J9wxX)

145 That's Doctor Cock Crazy Blasey to you. btw, nice bulge.

Posted by: DOCTOR Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (q1Pj5)

146 This is they asymmetry involved in defending yourself from such accusations.

The Kavanaugh accusers made much hay about the culture of his high school and his friends in order to make accusations, quite direct ones, about him being a serial rapist.

But if you say, oh, okay, behavior patterns from high school are in play so let's look at hers VICTIM BLAMING VICTIM BLAMING SLUT SHAMING HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU!

*wankwankwank*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

147 Whether or not you was skeered this Weather Alert
from Joe Bastardi should ketch the attention of those on the Texas /
Louisiana border.



Cat 1 landfall Saturday.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLDofzuc5lg

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (iEXgF)


The next storm's name will be Barry. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

148 Crazy Blasey lays me daily.

Posted by: Every Boy In Her Class at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (4/6ME)

149 >>Since Ace is pumping Lloyd's book :
:

SERENITY NOW

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (bJVUR)

150 "Conqueror: Fields of Victory" (AH Lloyd) reminds me of high school days when a local shop sold military miniatures and rule books for the games. I had to settle for the Avalon Hill board games as a kid, but I though miniature wargaming was an awesome way to play.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (Pqytn)

151 Now I know your Lon Cheney, the man of a thousand faces.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)

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And now California is the land of a thousand feces.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

152 Blowsey, I'm sure.

Posted by: dagny at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)

153 The sad thing was that the GOPe was behind Mewler and the demofascists and not Trump.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (pw+jk)


Absolutely. Paul Ryan was more enthralled with helping Mueller than building a wall or repealing GaylordCare.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (y7DUB)

154 I think Trump is a student of history and I also think that his mind tends to wander when he's giving speeches to things that are related to the speech.

In the case of the "airports" thing, I immediately wondered if he was mentally drawing a line from Rogers' Rangers to the 75th Ranger Regiment, which has "seize airports" as a mission.

Or, I could be completely off base with this theory.
Posted by: Bert G at July 08, 2019 06:37 PM (OMsf+)

I think it was even simpler than that - he said it in a part where he was also talking about "Ramparts" (over the ramparts we watched, etc) and I think he just misread the teleprompter on that one word.

Not nearly as funny as it was when Jimmy Carter called Hubert Humphrey "Hubert Horatio Hornblower" at the Dem National Convention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

155 Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)

Well, I had to sort out Mrs H's LLC when she passed and I wound up requiring a lawyer, but that was mostly re-incorporation documentation, but there were several things that made that tricky.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (AZxMX)

156


An old crazy prog is also a crazy liar?

Hard to believe.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (z8c2c)

157 Blowsey, I'm sure.
Posted by: dagny at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)

Blowsy Blasey? Sounds like a winner to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (3gwtv)

158 This is that "high road" bullshit that I'm sick and tired of from our side.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (i9e04)
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I is, and I think in the current climate, worked out better.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)

159 142
So Swalwell came out today?



Guess he's going back on Tucker.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)

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Phrasing! Doesn't anyone do phrasing here?

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (cfSRQ)

160 I don't miss W. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

161 The next storm's name will be Barry. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)


It will either be a limp wristed dud or it will blow like a son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (aS1PU)

162 They called her "Two Doors Ford" because the backdoor was always open!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (Dh1wo)

163 Absolutely. Paul Ryan was more enthralled with helping Mueller than building a wall or repealing GaylordCare.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 06:42 PM (y7DUB)


Ryan should go down in history as as treacherous as Mueller!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (AZxMX)

164 "Fox news just showed people camping in tents from fear of after shocks"

That whole area is jiggly right now.
There have been hundred of small shakers.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (w7KSn)

165 Held back for decorum? Who does that anymore? That's right -- our side. Well, I'm glad it turned out in our favor, and I don't want to second-guess Mr. Trump, but is this really how to fight the Left?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (H8QX8)

166 The Conservative Case For Not Fighting Back

Posted by: Cuckshed Weakly at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (C78No)

167 I think Trump was thinking about Nurse Dixie McCall from Emergency and wanted to scale her ramparts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (q1Pj5)

168 I think it was even simpler than that - he said it in a part where he was also talking about "Ramparts" (over the ramparts we watched, etc) and I think he just misread the teleprompter on that one word.
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I think there were some articles saying that there was a teleprompter outage.

Shame he couldn't stick to the traditional uuhhhh.....uhhhhh that we've become used to .

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)

169 144 chique

I agree too. Tactical decision, & 148 alex above) explains it well.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (Cssks)

170 So when will they file perjury charges?

Posted by: Iblis at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (1mpw4)

171 Pray harder to Saint Andreas

Posted by: dagny at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (nRWPy)

172 This is my shocked anus.
=====

Nine volt or D cell?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (JcXHH)

173 149 Whether or not you was skeered this Weather Alert
from Joe Bastardi should ketch the attention of those on the Texas /
Louisiana border.



Cat 1 landfall Saturday.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLDofzuc5lg

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:36 PM (iEXgF)

The next storm's name will be Barry. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

weak and filled with semen.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (13dPG)

174 Kavanaugh should thank Trump every single day for his support. He should have a damned shrine to him in his chambers.

Sadly, I don't have high hopes for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

175 Trump is classy.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (I5LRE)

176 152
"Conqueror: Fields of Victory" (AH Lloyd) reminds me of high school days
when a local shop sold military miniatures and rule books for the
games. I had to settle for the Avalon Hill board games as a kid, but I
though miniature wargaming was an awesome way to play.


Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (Pqytn)

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Same story here. I didn't get into minis until my 20s, when I had friends doing it. I like both, and Conqueror draws on some of the mechanics I picked up in board gaming. Sort of a fusion of the approaches.


Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

177 Phrasing! Doesn't anyone do phrasing here?

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (cfSRQ)
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Does it count if it's intentional?

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (DuZls)

178 i can get behind the Misread Teleprompter theory.

A) "Ramparts" and "Airports" do look orthographically similar at first glance. Enough so that misreading is a distinct possibility, especially when reading text while not explicitly thinking about what you're saying while reading it.

B) Trump basically never reads off a teleprompter, for the most part. Sure, it's there, but really only in a ceremonial sense. That, or his official speech writers should all be sacked for having no idea how to end a sentence before starting on with the next one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (Ct55T)

179 I figured most non-TDS people figured her for a liar.

During the early days of the fake scandal, it came up in the news while I was in the nail salon. The other customer (woman of course) there wasn't buying it. And this was before we found out about all the holes in her story.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (9hauA)

180 "Soon afterward, Michael Avenatti, the lawyer now facing criminal charges in three cases, produced an affidavit from another accuser, Julie Swetnick."

A real chess master that M. Avenatti Esquire.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (BRpqW)

181 Back then she was known as Christine Easy-Ford.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

182 I think Trump was thinking about Nurse Dixie McCall from Emergency and wanted to scale her ramparts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (q1Pj5)



I find the term Dixie to be triggering and need to ask you to leave quietly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (AZxMX)

183 Balls deep Blasey.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (I5LRE)

184 Kavanaugh should thank Trump every single day for his support. He should have a damned shrine to him in his chambers.

Sadly, I don't have high hopes for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

==========================
I read somewhere that all of his clerks are women.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (Pqytn)

185 I doubt the Kavanaugh book will sell. He got confirmed, & now people have lost interest.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)

186 Slanderous. Sue her in civil court for a few million if you don't want more hearings like Kav and Thomas.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (riO6h)

187 163 The next storm's name will be Barry. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

It will either be a limp wristed dud or it will blow like a son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:43 PM (aS1PU)



Either way it will be allsome wet.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (iEXgF)

188 183 Back then she was known as Christine Easy-Ford.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

I still like to call her "Bill DeBlasey-Ford".

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (pgXNG)

189 151 >>Since Ace is pumping Lloyd's book :
:

SERENITY NOW
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (bJVUR)

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER-PIK!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (Ct55T)

190 There have been hundred of small shakers.



Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (w7KSn)

They make good furniture for doll houses?

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

191
"Ramparts" and "Airports" do look orthographically similar at first glance. Enough so that misreading is a distinct possibility, especially when reading text while not explicitly thinking about what you're saying while reading it.


I think he meant to say seaports

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

192 I'm pretty sure Trump knows there were no airports before the 20th century.

Somebody on YouTube made the point that no one in the media even acknowledged Obama's 57 states, so this isn't a big deal.

And the light worker had other gaffes.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (9hauA)

193 Sadly, I don't have high hopes for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)


Wasn't his Mom a judge in liberal Montgomery County MD?
That told me all I needed to know.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (AZxMX)

194 This book will be a disaster for the Republicans.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (9YABs)

195 The book describes a central conundrum for the judge and his advocates,
which is that the team "understood that any criticism of Ford would be
treated as a smear" and depicted as "victim shaming."


Uh, before this could be 'victim shaming,' we would first have to determine if she was, indeed, a 'victim.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

196 In case you missed it this weekend, streiff has a good post on the blame the consultant excuse for the Steele dossier that includes this gem

The one thing that doesn't make sense is why Politico, particularly the reporter who is up to her unibrow in pushing the Russia collusion narrative, is now suddenly writing on a subject more appropriate for the audience of GovExec

Can you guess the reporter?

Posted by: motionview at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (pYQR/)

197 He meant spaceports!

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)

198 200!

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)

199 There have been hundred of small shakers.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (w7KSn)

They make good furniture for doll houses?
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (gmo/4)


That can't be right. They were celibates.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (aS1PU)

200 Here's some informative reading for you when you're bored:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxf9ceqd

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (JcXHH)

201 I think he meant to say seaports

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

or just ports

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (AZxMX)

202 http://bit.ly/2XKVuLV
********
Jeffrey Epstein taking a Pic with Godfather of the Clinton Mafia there & some others you may know

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

203 Well, they did use those recon balloons and blimps and whatnot in the CW... maybe that's what he was referring to?

(i think i just pulled something making that stretch...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:50 PM (Ct55T)

204
I find the term Dixie to be triggering and need to ask you to leave quietly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:46 PM (AZxMX)


Some kind of entendre using Dixie and trigger in the same sentence.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:50 PM (iEXgF)

205 Remember, as well, that after her little girl act at the hearing, all the brave warriors on the Right (well, all of the cuck wing) were saying Kav was doomed and should just walk out and withdraw and wring wring wring hands.

Had he not come out and ripped into everyone with righteous indignation, as he should have done, the ever so conservative conservative thought leaders would have thrown him into the volcano.

And then many of those same people hand wrung over his tone.

In other words, they are useless.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)

206 "the Feds are like yeah, we know it's you, and that's all income buddy. Plus self employment tax."

Like I said, get a good CPA. There are expenses involved in generating that income. Lots of 'em.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

207 196 Sadly, I don't have high hopes for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Wasn't his Mom a judge in liberal Montgomery County MD?
That told me all I needed to know.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM (AZxMX)

I think the best one can hope for there is "slightly less cowardly than Judas Roberts".

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (pgXNG)

208 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppphhhhh

Posted by: David French's sausage filled mouth at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (BRpqW)

209 After the table dance cargo has been delivered, don't forget to freight'er.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM (efToR)

210 Prosecutors Move To Seize Epsteins $75 Million Townhouse

Nice digs if you can get em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM (3gwtv)

211 171 144 chique

I agree too. Tactical decision, & 148 alex above) explains it well.
Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (Cssks)

Is this Beth?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM (9hauA)

212 Jeffrey Epstein taking a Pic with Godfather of the Clinton Mafia there some others you may know

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

---
Epstein's attorneys are trying to cut a deal. Hope he has good security...

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

213 208 Remember, as well, that after her little girl act at the hearing, all the brave warriors on the Right (well, all of the cuck wing) were saying Kav was doomed and should just walk out and withdraw and wring wring wring hands.

Had he not come out and ripped into everyone with righteous indignation, as he should have done, the ever so conservative conservative thought leaders would have thrown him into the volcano.

And then many of those same people hand wrung over his tone.

In other words, they are useless.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)

Honestly, I think the biggest net positive we got from the Kav hearing was seeing Grahamnesty turn from "McCain's Puppet" into "Based Lindsay".

Just hoping that it lasts. It probably won't, but might as well appreciate the ride until it stops.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

214 Seasports like speedboat racing??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 06:53 PM (Dh1wo)

215 Not only did Christine Balsey Ford get away with an obvious smear, but she was awarded all sorts of certificates and awards and such. It's just insane. I promised my self after 2012 I would not get emotional about politics but for one week during the Kavanaugh trial I was seething with rage.

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 06:53 PM (q177U)

216 >>Prosecutors Move To Seize Epsteins $75 Million Townhouse



Whatever you do - Don't hit it with a blacklight.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (bJVUR)

217 >>>conservative conservative thought leaders would have thrown him into the volcano.

And then many of those same people hand wrung over his tone.

In other words, they are useless.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)



They are very useful to the Communist Democrats.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (iEXgF)

218 Had he not come out and ripped into everyone with
righteous indignation, as he should have done, the ever so conservative
conservative thought leaders would have thrown him into the volcano.



And then many of those same people hand wrung over his tone.



In other words, they are useless.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 08, 2019 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)

---
There is a curious disconnect between the Never Trump crowd roundly condemning Trump's failings, yet remaining silent as church-mice when his accusers are exposed as lying hypocrites.

It's almost like they don't care what weapon is at hand, so long as it can draw Trump's blood.

Then they denounce Trump supporters as being "ends justify the means" types.

Odd.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

219 Prosecutors Move To Seize Epsteins $75 Million Townhouse



Whatever you do - Don't hit it with a blacklight.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (bJVUR)

Opps there goes dinner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (3gwtv)

220 These are all the same people who think that Barack Obama is intelligent, and Michelle Obama is attractive.

Their opinions clearly mean nothing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (Ct55T)

221 Confiscating assets before a trial does seem to be the new method

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

222 And the light worker had other gaffes.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:48 PM


Burying them was the job of the corpseman.

Posted by: Barry O. at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (efToR)

223 Can you guess the reporter?

Posted by: motionview at July 08, 2019 06:49 PM (pYQR/)

======================
I try to avoid Politico whenever possible. As far as I know, everyone on staff has a unibrow.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:55 PM (Pqytn)

224 I am going to set up a one-person LLC. Do I have to get a lawyer involved or can I do it myself? Anyone with any experience?

Make sure that you give it a good name. Something like "Aztec Services" will likely result in you never being audited.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 08, 2019 06:55 PM (lD3vL)

225 Epstein is not a straight up law enforcement thing.
There's something else driving this.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:55 PM (iEXgF)

226 Trump wanting to fight fire with fire will be portrayed as more evidence of his unfitness for office while Billy Jeff banging fifteen year olds will do nothing to diminish support for the Democrat Party from the faithful. Call me cynical.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (BRpqW)

227 These are all the same people who think that Barack Obama is intelligent, and Michelle Obama is attractive.

Their opinions clearly mean nothing.


Its all relative. Those people are clearly stupid and ugly.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (lD3vL)

228 Make sure that you give it a good name. Something like "Aztec Services" will likely result in you never being audited.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 08, 2019 06:55 PM (lD3vL)

Make it a Spanish name, and you'll never be audited.

Make it a Chinese name, and they'll cut you a check themselves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (Ct55T)

229 @yashar

News: President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/yxedoqzq

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

230 SUCK IT, TDS BIYATCHES~!!

@SenateCloakroom

Invoked, 50-42: Motion to invoke cloture on Executive Calendar #343 Daniel Bress to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit



Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (DrqHq)

231 She married very well, so a happy ending I suppose.
Posted by: naturalfake


And she was the blowjob queen??


Golfclap.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (S6Pax)

232 Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 06:53 PM (q177U)

-------

Don't forget the mainstay of the #Resistance severance package - a whole heap of cash laundered through GFM to spend with her Beach Friendz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (4/6ME)

233 224 Confiscating assets before a trial does seem to be the new method

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)


Know who else did that?

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (iEXgF)

234 228 Epstein is not a straight up law enforcement thing.
There's something else driving this.
Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 06:55 PM (iEXgF)

Which of the current candidates are likely to have no direct connection to the Clinton Orbit, and can afford to light the fuse on this spooge-soaked quarter-stick while trotting off to a safe distance?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (Ct55T)

235
Sleepy Joe said FDR gave his fireside chats on TV.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 08, 2019 06:58 PM (TAmPV)

236 >>News: President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein


"I. did. not. have. sexual realtions with that man. Mr Epstein."

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:58 PM (bJVUR)

237 Thankless bastard will be the next John Roberts within 2 years.


Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (ayyxM)


If we're lucky, he'll wait two years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 06:58 PM (AZxMX)

238 163 The next storm's name will be Barry. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:41 PM (


The only tropical storm that will lower the sea levels.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 06:59 PM (Fm81C)

239 News: President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein



https://tinyurl.com/yxedoqzq

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

---
Short version: "I don't even know that asshole."

Funny he issued it now...

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)

240 Gibsons' lawyers file motion in Oberlin lawsuit indicating that they are seeking between $9 - $12 million in attorney fees. (Jury said Oberlin must pay Gibsons' attorney fees, the only matter left for judge to resolve is how much those fees should reasonably be).

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 06:59 PM (k4dH2)

241 Blasey Chain!!!

Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2019 07:00 PM (BcIR2)

242 Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 07:01 PM (BRpqW)

243 Which of the current candidates are likely to have
no direct connection to the Clinton Orbit, and can afford to light the
fuse on this spooge-soaked quarter-stick while trotting off to a safe
distance?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (Ct55T)

---
So much going on here...

Hillary's emails are getting attention and that leads to the Obama White House. If the Clintons are caught in a pederasty ring, that undermines any attempt they make to bring Obama into it.

Plausible?

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

244 Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)

Epstein who????

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (AZxMX)

245 I still think Kavanaugh will turn out to be everything I thought and hoped he'd be. You must understand - a Conservative *Jurist* is NOT going to think like a conservative Politician, or a Conservative voter. The biggest split between Liberals and Conservatives judicially is, Do we interpret the law the way we WANT it to be interpreted, or do we interpret it to be teh way it is actually written?

Now before you say "oh of course, the second one" remember that the 14th Amendment very clearly states that Illegal Aliens are to be used as part of the total population for reapportionment purposes. A conservative Justice *has* to rule that way, while a Liberal Justice is free to say "well, that's old language and we don't like that anymore, so let's just say it's a Living Constitution and go with what we want."

Kavanaugh has been calling balls and strikes as he sees them, without regard for the politics involved. That is *exactly* what a true Conservative Justice is supposed to do. What I have the most hope for is that eventually, he will be part of a majority that overturns the "Chevron" precedent, and that will dramatically trim the power of the Bureacracy. But that's going to take at least one more appointment, since Roberts will never stick his neck out that far unless he can make it a 6-3 vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (Kpl3J)

246 ''Jeffrey Epstein taking a Pic with Godfather of the Clinton Mafia there & some others you may know''

Notice how pasty white Bubba is. Anyone know who the other men are?

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

247 Somebody on the left seems to be using the archives of 4chan and The_Donald for their oppo research on their fellow Democrats...

It's kinda funny, to be honest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (Ct55T)

248

President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein



Which "president" clinton?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (fwESp)

249 Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.
Posted by: WonkishRogue



Fraught with truth.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (tH5fk)

250 President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein
_________________

Same reason he went on camera 20+ years ago to deny having sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski.

To try to get ahead of the inevitable scandal.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 07:03 PM (k4dH2)

251 Clinton says he hasn't been in contact with Epstein for 10 years.

Well duh, the allegations are over 15 years old. He was indicted 12 years ago.

Clinton's expecting people to be stupid and not know the timeline.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

252 Thankless bastard will be the next John Roberts within 2 years.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (ayyxM)

Yup....He balled like a mamma's boy at the hearing.

He needs to sack up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

253 >>Clinton says he hasn't been in contact with Epstein for 10 years.


"Which makes those girls 22-24, now!"

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (bJVUR)

254 Clinton's expecting people to be stupid and not know the timeline.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)


To be fair, normally he'd be right on this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (AZxMX)

255 Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.
Posted by: WonkishRogue


Fraught with truth.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (tH5fk)


He'll still have to pay the freight.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (aS1PU)

256 Clinton says he hasn't been in contact with Epstein for 10 years.

"Which makes those girls 22-24, now!"
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (bJVUR)


Those sick bastards.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (aS1PU)

257 Blasey Chain!!!
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2019 07:00 PM (BcIR2)
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And if, you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

Posted by: Blousey Ford at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (DuZls)

258
Distraught means, what, upset?

What does traught mean, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (fwESp)

259 Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.
Posted by: WonkishRogue


Fraught with truth.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (tH5fk)

He'll still have to pay the freight.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (aS1PU)


Hopefully, Bubba's attempts to evade this connection will come to naught!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (AZxMX)

260 Greetings. It was obviously a hit job by a whack job

Posted by: zeera My tomatos are doing GREAT at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Yi5wO)

261 258 Thankless bastard will be the next John Roberts within 2 years.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (ayyxM)

Yup....He balled like a mamma's boy at the hearing.

He needs to sack up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)


So.... you are saying Brett K. will break a lotta hearts???

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (bCLt0)

262 Clinton: "I was shocked-- SHOCKED-- to find out there was pederasty going on in there!

I was so shocked I went back two dozen times to be sure!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

263 So much going on here...

Hillary's emails are getting attention and that leads to the Obama White House. If the Clintons are caught in a pederasty ring, that undermines any attempt they make to bring Obama into it.

Plausible?
Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

Interesting, indeed. Plausible? Not sure.

But... interesting.

In the twisted (what-passes-for)-logic of the barbarian left, I can actually see one of them running with that as a game plan.

- Identify Enemy who poses a threat.
- Destroy the public persona and credibility of said Enemy with any and all dirt available, real or imagined.

I mean, it's the Left's M.O. to a T.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Ct55T)

264 262 Clinton says he hasn't been in contact with Epstein for 10 years.

"Which makes those girls 22-24, now!"
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (bJVUR)

Those sick bastards."

LOL. Let's see, Epstein's original plea deal was in 2008 so - 10 years, that's just about right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Kpl3J)

265 What does traught mean, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (fwESp)

About the same as gruntled I would imagine.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 07:07 PM (VNmG1)

266 Former Presiding William "The Meaning Of 'Is'" Jefferson Clinton. Oh yeah, the "Jefferson" middle name. Might be a problem, Slick.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 07:07 PM (Pqytn)

267
Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.

Posted by: WonkishRogue


They didn't know about Harvey Weinstein's sexual proclivities either.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 08, 2019 07:07 PM (TAmPV)

268 And I forgot to mention this in my statement, but the reason that I ditched my SS detail for some of those flights I took with Mr. Epstein on his "Lolita Express" was not because I was trying to hide the fact that I was going on the flight to pork some of Mr. Epstein's underage sex slaves.

No, the reason I ditched my SS agents was because I thought they looked tired and I was worried about their health. It's well known how much my wife, President Hillary Clinton, and I care about our SS agents, and how solicitous we always are of their well being!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, totes not a perv at July 08, 2019 07:07 PM (k4dH2)

269 Distraught means, what, upset?

What does traught mean, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (fwESp)
---
"Dis traught" is a way of referring to a nearby fish.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:07 PM (DuZls)

270
Can one be combobulated, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (fwESp)

271 262 Clinton says he hasn't been in contact with Epstein for 10 years.

"Which makes those girls 22-24, now!"
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (bJVUR)

Those sick bastards.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (aS1PU)

What's the best part about banging twenty four year olds?

...

There's twenty of 'em!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (Ct55T)

272 What does sheveled mean?

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (tH5fk)

273 Back then she was known as Christine Easy-Ford.

If she had all the ones that were stuck in her sticking out of her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (HaL55)

274 yashar

News: President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/yxedoqzq
Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)


Did Slick really say that? I'm sure he will upchuck some pile of self serving lies; I just want to make sure that isn't some Twitter gotcha bullshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (y7DUB)

275
'70 Sheveled was a hot rod!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (fwESp)

276 I just remember all the vicious attacks on W by the Left.... and W is one of them, ultimately.... point being, the Left was vicious towards Kavanaugh.... that, of itself, does NOT make him one of ours....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (bCLt0)

277 Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2019 06:44 PM (Cssks)

Is this Beth?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 08, 2019 06:52 PM

Chique, Beth is MWR.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (saWIm)

278 Distraught means, what, upset?

What does traught mean, then?


Apparently "straught" is an archaic past participle of "stretch".

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (9t0Zz)

279 Those sick bastards.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (aS1PU)


Pedophilia is the last boundary of perversion (I hope), so the progs are desperate to get it accepted as "just a life choice"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (AZxMX)

280 Distraught means, what, upset?

What does traught mean, then?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:05 PM (fwESp)

One of my favorite Bullwinkle lines of all time - Natasha is putting on a "Woe is me!" act to attract Moose, and Bullwinkle (in a boy scout uniform, iirc) rushes up and says
"Lady, are You in Distress???"
and Natasha replies
"Dis dress, dat dress, I'm Distraught!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

281 278
What does sheveled mean?

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:08 PM (tH5fk)

Putting up shelves with the drill not in reverse?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (VNmG1)

282 I had the thought that Dershowitz was implicated by the FBI with false testimony to ensure he went along with the cover-up.
It's the only way I can reconcile Dersh trying to get the records unsealed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

283

So "traught" is like TAUT?

Distraught means unraveled, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:10 PM (fwESp)

284 Ah the old pedophile/ pederast conundrum....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:10 PM (bCLt0)

285 This was published 3 years ago....

Flight logs show Bill Clinton flew on sex offender's jet much more than previously known

Former President Bill Clinton was a much more frequent flyer on a registered sex offender’s infamous jet than previously reported, with flight logs showing the former president taking at least 26 trips aboard the “Lolita Express” -- even apparently ditching his Secret Service detail for at least five of the flights, according to records obtained by FoxNews.com.


https://tinyurl.com/y5s2jdk2

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

286
So "traught" is like TAUT?

Distraught means unraveled, then?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:10 PM (fwESp)
---
Does "der" mean level or above?

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:11 PM (DuZls)

287
One of my favorite Bullwinkle lines of all time - Natasha is putting on a "Woe is me!" act to attract Moose, and Bullwinkle (in a boy scout uniform, iirc) rushes up and says
"Lady, are You in Distress???"
and Natasha replies
"Dis dress, dat dress, I'm Distraught!"

Posted by: Tom Servo



Nice.

That was a great show.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 08, 2019 07:11 PM (fwESp)

288 When something formerly had been treme, it becomes extreme.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (oFcdC)

289
72 Werewulf pr0n?


There wolf pr0n.

Someone had to say it :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (fhP7v)

290 I just remember all the vicious attacks on W by the Left.... and W is one of them, ultimately.... point being, the Left was vicious towards Kavanaugh.... that, of itself, does NOT make him one of ours....
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:09 PM (bCLt0)


Defending GWB is hopefully the last time I get conned; well, other than voting for McRINO and Rombley.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (y7DUB)

291 To be fair though it's not that Leftists won't believe Billy Jeff's dipping his wick into Six and Seventh Graders, it's just that they just don't care anymore since his political usefulness is done with.

Time to MoveOn.org as they say and get to the real business at hand. That nasty #Orangemanbad and his penchant for raping advice columnists in the changing room of New York department stores.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (BRpqW)

292 President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein

Epstein's family must be held hostage at gunpoint in the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (Z1eux)

293 Putting up shelves with the drill not in reverse?
Posted by: Old Blue



Sheveling the shelves. Works.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (tH5fk)

294 Soothsayer

From the Urban Dictionary:

traught: Nothing is worrying you, every thing is perfect.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (NtglE)

295 Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

Come on, who are you gong to believe, a former US President or the flight logs of an accused pedophile?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (AZxMX)

296 going

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (AZxMX)

297 Clinton trashed the image of the President of the United States forever and now he's going to lay down his final legacy. The Democrat party is made up of dregs, led by dregs.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

298 traught: Nothing is worrying you, every thing is perfect.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2019 07:13 PM (NtglE)
---
That's what a traught.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (DuZls)

299 Jonah watched from the closet as his wife quivered fraught with dark penis.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (13dPG)

300 Has anyone ever been plussed?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (xPJvm)

301 I'm betting Bill Clinton will stay high and dry from this Epstein case.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

302

Former residents of Crete are excretions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

303 294 When something formerly had been treme, it becomes extreme.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (oFcdC)

ah.... then, when something formerly had been hale, it became EX- hale.....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

304 When you punish your children for breaking the rules, that's discipline. But when you're all lax and permissive, that's cipline.

Example in a sentence:

"Dear, don't punish little Joey for smoking pot; we need to enforce cipline in this house!"

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (oFcdC)

305 Clinton trashed the image of the President of the United States forever
and now he's going to lay down his final legacy. The Democrat party is
made up of dregs, led by dregs.


I distinctly remember being told at the time that character wasn't important in a president.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (HaL55)

306 I have always taken pride in being ept.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Kpl3J)

307 Pedophilia is the last boundary of perversion (I hope), so the progs are desperate to get it accepted as "just a life choice"!

Oh, we've got plenty more depths to plumb. I'd guess sex with animals is next on the list.

Love trumps hate! You just don't understand my loving relationship with my dog, hater!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)

308 258 Thankless bastard will be the next John Roberts within 2 years.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:57 PM (ayyxM)

Yup....He balled like a mamma's boy at the hearing.

He needs to sack up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)



You know, according to John Danforth's memoirs, Clarence Thomas did a similar thing in private.

(And in both cases the lying bitches ought to have been stripped and thrown into cells with MS-13 gangbangers. Perhaps those who turn state's evidence could be rewarded with a special "conjugal visit").

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

309 Defending GWB is hopefully the last time I get conned; well, other than voting for McRINO and Rombley.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:12 PM (y7DUB)


To be fair, you really had no choice, admittedly it was not much of a choice but it might have bought us time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (AZxMX)

310 Former residents of Crete are excretions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)


What if you move from Crete to Lesbos?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aS1PU)

311 Jonah was traught last weekend knowing 25 foreign bulls were coming for his wife.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 07:16 PM (13dPG)

312 Oh, we've got plenty more depths to plumb. I'd guess sex with animals is next on the list.

Love trumps hate! You just don't understand my loving relationship with my dog, hater!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)


I hereby denounce myself as a naif!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:16 PM (AZxMX)

313 My shame with W is that I equated his " Texas" with Conservative..... a Right Idiot, I can be....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (bCLt0)

314 Pedophilia is the last boundary of perversion (I hope), so the progs are desperate to get it accepted as "just a life choice"!

Oh, we've got plenty more depths to plumb. I'd guess sex with animals is next on the list.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)
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Then there's Sodom. Where you surround somebody house and demand to have sex with an interesting guest.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (DuZls)

315 "I distinctly remember being told at the time that character wasn't important in a president."

Right. And looks who whining about the character we have in office now. It is to be expected through, the left is insane and should be restrained.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

316 Traught Lining is an effective way of catching catfish.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (bJVUR)

317 Can one be combobulated, then?
Posted by: Soothsayer


As long as you're grundled everything will be ok.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (DrqHq)

318 I did not have sex with that woman. Or that one. ...or that one, or that one (hey, there, cutie!), or that one, or...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (QrTqV)

319 316 Former residents of Crete are excretions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

What if you move from Crete to Lesbos?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aS1PU)

Then you're a Lesbian ex-Cretian.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

320 255 Bill Clinton knowing nothing of his friend's sexual exploitation of children is totally believable.
Posted by: WonkishRogue
----------\
His statement says he knew nothing of wrongdoing in FL or NY. Seems to be another location oddly missing from that statement?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (6b6MO)

321 Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
*******
That Pic would suggest otherwise Godfather Bubba

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (BqBId)

322 To be fair, you really had no choice, admittedly it was not much of a choice but it might have bought us time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (AZxMX)


I've come to realize the right thing happened even though I didn't realize it at the time. Either way I've taken a no RINO pledge for the future.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (y7DUB)

323 There is a ready made religion and culture where animals and children are.... eew, nevermind....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (bCLt0)

324 My favorite Latin prefix it actually paene-, meaning "almost."

The best way to teach the prefix is to analyze the word "peninsula": "paene" (almost) became "pene" and then the "e" got elided + "insula" (island) = "almost an island." Nice!

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (oFcdC)

325 I wanna see PDT with a superman suit on underneath his coat that he rips open and has LEGACY CRUSHER on it like Superman.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2019 07:18 PM (Raq4A)

326 What if you move from Crete to Lesbos?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aS1PU)
---
What about Milan to Minsk?

Posted by: Rochelle at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (DuZls)

327 he wouldn't stay down so I hit 'em wit disheveled.

Posted by: guy wid disheveled at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

328 I was shocked to learn underaged girls were being raped on Pedo...errr....Epstein's island.

---- Billy "put some ice on that" Clinton

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

329 I'm betting Bill Clinton will stay high and dry from this Epstein case.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)


Your Honor, I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear there was pederasty going on Epstein's island paradise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Clinton at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (AZxMX)

330 I got picked for the jury

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

331 "Anyone who thinks animals can't consent is just a hater! My dog isn't shy about letting you know if you're doing something he doesn't like.

Love trumps hate!"

I fully expect to see this opinion article in Salon in the next decade.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (9t0Zz)

332 Right. And looks who whining about the character we have in office now.
It is to be expected through, the left is insane and should be
restrained.


Somebody needs to make a video montage of that phrase. It's seared into my hippo's campsite. Seared, I tell you!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

333 >>His statement says he knew nothing of wrongdoing in FL or NY. Seems to be another location oddly missing from that statement?


What happens above 10,000 feet stays above 10,000 feet.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (bJVUR)

334 then there is isthmus. As in, isthmus be the place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (xPJvm)

335 What if you move from Crete to Lesbos?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aS1PU)

Then you're a Lesbian ex-Cretian.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
---
There's a spray for that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

336 313 Pedophilia is the last boundary of perversion (I hope), so the progs are desperate to get it accepted as "just a life choice"!

Oh, we've got plenty more depths to plumb. I'd guess sex with animals is next on the list.

Love trumps hate! You just don't understand my loving relationship with my dog, hater!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)


I'd argue that pedophilia is worse than bestiality. I mean, both are sick, but pedophilia has lasting, generational effects. Pedos need to die in a fire.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Fm81C)

337 336 I got picked for the jury
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)


And after all the jury tips the Horde gave you!!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (bCLt0)

338 >>I got picked for the jury


You forgot to wear your chaps, didn't you?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (bJVUR)

339 >>What does sheveled mean?

It's when you try to hang some shelves and they all come crashing down.

You got shelved.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (PxX58)

340
"I distinctly remember being told at the time that character wasn't important in a president."

And that having a mistress was normal in Europe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (aKsyK)

341 I got picked for the jury
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

Blech. Sorry to hear that. I got picked a couple months ago. Third time I got sat on a jury. I have a bullseye on my forehead or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (xPJvm)

342 336Should have brought an eye patch

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (HQx/J)

343 As in, isthmus be the place.


Isthmus be the place to build a canal.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (tH5fk)

344 It's when you try to hang some shelves and they all come crashing down.

You got shelved.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (PxX5
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It's when they have to dig you out from the pile of shelves.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:22 PM (DuZls)

345 Isthmus be the place to build a canal.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (tH5fk)

Noice!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 07:22 PM (xPJvm)

346 President Clinton took a total of four trips on Jeffrey Epstein's airplane...

So, the Lolita Express was leased from a holding company?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2019 07:22 PM (C78No)

347 343 336 I got picked for the jury
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)


And after all the jury tips the Horde gave you!!!!
Posted by: kraken


I once was in a jury selection for a murder trial that was expected to last several months. When it was my turn to be questioned, I said to the prosecuting attorney, "Didn't we meet at that cocktail party? That was a nice dress." She was taken aback and started to say "I never met--" when the defense attorney yelled "Dismissed!"

I walked out smiling.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)

348 Isthmus be the place to build a canal.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:21 PM (tH5fk)
---
Can I what?

Posted by: Al at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

349 Buy Mollies book

And watch this

https://tinyurl.com/yxh8hgwv

Posted by: Birdie at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (vEIlU)

350 Huh. I've been called for jury duty about four or five times, but I've never been interviewed. Each time I just waited around until the jury pool was dismissed.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

351 I'd argue that pedophilia is worse than bestiality. I mean, both are sick, but pedophilia has lasting, generational effects. Pedos need to die in a fire.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Fm81C)


Well, if you can support infanticide, why not pedophilia?

Another situation where the old ways are best...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (AZxMX)

352
I got picked for the jury

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)


I'm so sorry. I was on the jury for the vicious murder of a poor, young white musician several years ago.

The aspiring rappers had to go free. The prosecutor had DIDDLY SQUAT. It was awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:24 PM (ptqGC)

353 353

I once was in a jury selection for a murder trial that was expected to last several months. When it was my turn to be questioned, I said to the prosecuting attorney, "Didn't we meet at that cocktail party? That was a nice dress." She was taken aback and started to say "I never met--" when the defense attorney yelled "Dismissed!"

I walked out smiling.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)


Oh, well played!! Hat tip....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:24 PM (bCLt0)

354 336 I got picked for the jury
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

Criminal or civil?

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:24 PM (Fm81C)

355 I walked out smiling.

That's our zombie, fer sure. A classic Horde move.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:24 PM (HaL55)

356 >>I'd argue that pedophilia is worse than bestiality.


Well, nothing is better than bestiality. So...

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at July 08, 2019 07:24 PM (bJVUR)

357 I once was in a jury selection for a murder trial that was expected to last several months. When it was my turn to be questioned, I said to the prosecuting attorney, "Didn't we meet at that cocktail party? That was a nice dress." She was taken aback and started to say "I never met--" when the defense attorney yelled "Dismissed!"

I walked out smiling.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)


Taking notes...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:25 PM (AZxMX)

358 https://fxn.ws/2XS9PGg
********
Billionaire sex offender Epstein once claimed he co-founded Clinton Foundation | Fox News
********
Some intrepid Reporter/ette ought to ask Godfather Bubba "wanna explain this ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:25 PM (BqBId)

359 Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Fm81C)

Well, if you can support infanticide, why not pedophilia?

Another situation where the old ways are best...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:23 PM (AZxMX)
---
After all, if you're worried about what "danger it will do to the rest of their life", you can always kill 'em before 6, ala Pete Singer.

Posted by: Al at July 08, 2019 07:25 PM (DuZls)

360 And after all the jury tips the Horde gave you!!!!

I know

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

361 My husband walked in the door from work with, "Well, the left is all 'TRUMP RAPED UNDERAGE GIRLS! IMPEACH!'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

362 Husband says Rush believes all sorts of "interesting" names are going to come out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

363
I got picked for the jury


Hang him high!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:26 PM (HaL55)

364 Criminal or civil?

Criminal.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (dUJdY)

365 The Party of Polanski isn't going to care much about worn out, disease ridden Bill. Not even in the MeToo Era.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (BRpqW)

366 356 Huh. I've been called for jury duty about four or five times, but I've never been interviewed. Each time I just waited around until the jury pool was dismissed.
Posted by: rickl


At that same murder trial -- which all the jurors were desperate to avoid, as it was predicted to take from four to six months -- one of my fellow prospective jurors shook her head and murmured to me, "I'm getting out of this no matter what. Watch this!" And then when they started questioning her, she blurted out, "Why do we even need a trial if the ni&&er is guilty???" (The juror was herself black too).

Man, she got dismissed in about 0.6 seconds. By BOTH sides.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (oFcdC)

367 No one is touching my ouvre.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (jXrK7)

368 >>I got picked for the jury


'You can smell guilt. Really. Well, maybe not you. But I can.'

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (bJVUR)

369 Ah did not have sexual relations with those young girls--not ONE TIME!

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (DuZls)

370 "I've been called for jury duty about four or five times, but I've never been interviewed. "

Me too and ended up on a jury once. Total waste of time and money. The only ones who consistently win are the lawyers and we peons have to sit there and watch em get fat while we get peanuts for our time

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

371 There were a lot fewer bikinis at the jury pool than I expected.

Posted by: disappointed jury candidate with a beach towel at July 08, 2019 07:28 PM (eCUa0)

372 The Party of Polanski isn't going to care much about worn out, disease ridden Bill. Not even in the MeToo Era.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (BRpqW)
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Good point. Sodomy of a 13 year-old didn't used to be "rape-rape".

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

373 330 [i-]My favorite Latin prefix it actually paene-, meaning "almost."

The best way to teach the prefix is to analyze the word "peninsula": "paene" (almost) became "pene" and then the "e" got elided + "insula" (island) = "almost an island." Nice!

as opposed to poeninsula, punishment island

Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (+JiUm)

374 >>Billionaire sex offender Epstein once claimed he co-founded Clinton Foundation | Fox News

Clinton's statement says he only flew 4 times on Epstein jets. The Fox article says they have the flight logs that show he flew 26 times.

He's already lying.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (PxX58)

375 Husband says Rush believes all sorts of "interesting" names are going to come out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)


Please include some GOPe stalwarts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (y7DUB)

376 http://bit.ly/2XUBKp1
*******
Bubba Clinton with a young girl

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (BqBId)

377 'You can smell guilt. Really. Well, maybe not you. But I can.'
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (bJVUR)
---
Wear a specially made "Hang 'Em High" t-shirt....or "I Says Hang 'Em!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:30 PM (DuZls)

378 My husband walked in the door from work with, "Well, the left is all 'TRUMP RAPED UNDERAGE GIRLS! IMPEACH!'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC

------

Whether it's Russian collusion or fucking kids with Jeff Epstein, Trump is guilty of whatever the Clintons do.

Posted by: Your Media at July 08, 2019 07:30 PM (4/6ME)

379 we peons have to sit there and watch em get fat while we get peanuts for our time

We get $6 a day and 7 cents a mile. Cheapest county in the whole country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:30 PM (dUJdY)

380 Please include some GOPe stalwarts.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (y7DUB)
---
And Hollywooders too!

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:30 PM (DuZls)

381 There were a lot fewer bikinis at the jury pool than I expected.

I totes misread Jewells' comment as "I got pickled for the jury."

Of which I heartily approve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:30 PM (HaL55)

382 Just say...." all my life has been spent in preparation for sitting on this jury... I have dreamed about the case, and I know exactly what the outcome is... I will be the ONE who decides".....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (bCLt0)

383 379 330 [i-]My favorite Latin prefix it actually paene-, meaning "almost."

The best way to teach the prefix is to analyze the word "peninsula": "paene" (almost) became "pene" and then the "e" got elided + "insula" (island) = "almost an island." Nice!

as opposed to poeninsula, punishment island
Posted by: Anachronda


And then there's Penis Island, yet another hideaway owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (oFcdC)

384
Former President Bill Clinton was a much more frequent flyer on a registered sex offender's infamous jet than previously reported, with flight logs showing the former president taking at least 26 trips aboard the "Lolita Express" -- even apparently ditching his Secret Service detail for at least five of the flights

You sexually-repressed Republican sheet-sniffers are obsessed with this. Preying on underaged girls is perfectly normal in Europe. Even more so nowadays.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (Wx/+I)

385 Working off the thread topic, and a quick scan of recent comments, it appears Ballsy-Ford committed beastiality on Pedo Island, Trump didn't reveal the info, but she got arrested anyway, and Jewells45 is on the jury?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (8AONa)

386 Please include some GOPe stalwarts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (y7DUB)


That's not who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (AZxMX)

387 There is a curious disconnect between the Never Trump crowd roundly condemning Trump's failings, yet remaining silent as church-mice when his accusers are exposed as lying hypocrites.

It's almost like they don't care what weapon is at hand, so long as it can draw Trump's blood.

Then they denounce Trump supporters as being "ends justify the means" types.

Odd.
Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
********************
This is what is so frustrating. They stay silent over the absurdity of reparations, abortions after birth and healthcare for illegals, but are the first to get on Twitter to condemn Trump for any accusation thrown against him.

Time to start calling the Republicans in office and tell them to either get on Twitter and out in front of the cameras and start condemning the Left or expect to be primaried.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (RBOtF)

388 If I'm gonna have a jury of my peers, you are going to have to pay them several hundred dollars a day. My peers ain't showing up for $6.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

389 http://bit.ly/2XUBKp1
*******
Bubba Clinton with a young girl
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:29 PM (BqBId)


Slick has devoted most of his life to counseling troubled young girls.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

390 I was on a jury once, kinda thought it was fascinating. It was a personal injury case, shot him down without a dime to show for it.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)

391 And then there's Penis Island, yet another hideaway owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (oFcdC)
---
I'm curious.

Posted by: President Barack H. Obama at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (DuZls)

392 374
>>I got picked for the jury





'You can smell guilt. Really. Well, maybe not you. But I can.'

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:27 PM (bJVUR)

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (t6MX/)

393 Please include some GOPe stalwarts.


Please be John Roberts. I'd love for PDT to get two more SCOTUS picks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (HaL55)

394 NUDIE NOOD

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (BqBId)

395 I've been picked twice. Once was a civil thing, girl tried defending herself for not having insurance and speeding. She was guilty. Second time was criminal, guy had been molesting his step daughter's for years. Didn't speak English so we had an interpreter. He was also guilty...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (UUBmN)

396 Any chance Ace and Mollie - two of my favorite writers - could do another podcast together?

Posted by: Michael Puttre at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (isGHK)

397 Surprisingly Creepy Uncle Joe hasn't popped up in this case, or Menendez either.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:34 PM (BbGew)

398 After all, if you're worried about what "danger it will do to the rest of their life", you can always kill 'em before 6, ala Pete Singer.
Posted by: Al at July 08, 2019 07:25 PM (DuZls)

Ooooo.....I can't stand that guy. Is he still alive?

He lives off the backs of others and preaches about morals or not morals.

Australia should be ashamed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

399 >>He who smelt it, dealt it.


You have to fart right after you say that.

Then dramatically blame the bailiff.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (bJVUR)

400 His statement says he knew nothing of wrongdoing in FL or NY. Seems to be another location oddly missing from that statement?
It depends on your definition of what 'Dominican Republic' is.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (Dh1wo)

401 And then there's Penis Island, yet another hideaway owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

That island didn't get its name from the way it's shaped, did it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)

402 then there is isthmus. As in, isthmus be the place.
You makin' fun o' me, puthy??

Posted by: mike tyson at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

403 I was in among the pool brought to the courtroom. Same judge and PD whom I had watched railroad some poor schmuck (who was probably guilty, but I seem to recall something about actual evidence being a requirement) about a year before. He was found guilty, and sentenced to 25 years, for the sole reason that his PD had him testify to "tell his [bullshit, unverifiable] story." That, in turn, allowed the DA to bring up his long list of priors to the jury.

Judge asked if anyone had any doubts about being able to render an impartial verdict in the new case, and I raised my hand. I was tactful and oblique, "had observed a prior case that had made a considerable impression on me," but dismissed after about 90 seconds.



Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (hu22E)

404 I've mentioned before, but don't think it received the necessary acclamation by the horde, that "puthy" should definitely be in the Style Guide.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (hu22E)

405 I was called for jury duty before...think it was some case against a doctor. The person herding the jurors asks "Has anyone here ever had any dealings with Dr. whateverhisnamewas?"

Bunch of people stood up and said they had. They were dismissed. I missed a golden opportunity but never got picked in the end anyway.

Gotta remember that next time.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

406 >>>"Fox news just showed people camping in tents from fear of after shocks"

this happened in watsonville, ca after the loma prieta earthquake. it's what they do.

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (WA8sK)

407 American thinker has a piece out saying Pelosi knew all about pedos in party. According to her daughter who seemed to be put out to announce this said some of their favs in the party will be outed.

Favs

Do tell

Biden?

Posted by: Birdie at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (vEIlU)

408 Evening everyone. Ah, so Crazy Blasey was & is the campus/village idiot tart. Do tell.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (WWS2B)

409 291 This was published 3 years ago....

As soon as I read the Clinton statement I went back to that article as well. Pretty bold statement by Ol' Slick Willie.

Posted by: motionview at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (pYQR/)

410 In the sidebar, Ace writes that the word "Freight" means the payment made to the ship to carry cargo. That isn't consistent with the often used expression, expressed in the UCC (Article 9, if memory serves) F.O.B. It's important to determine who is required to insure the goods being shipped. Just a humble logger's understanding.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 08, 2019 09:44 PM (k5uv0)

411 The Dems ran their trial balloon on Judge Moore. It worked and they went on to try it with the SCOTUS nominee. It is their standard trick along with the race card.

No one with any sense believes this BS. It reveals that about half of the population of the USA has no discernible reasoning or analytic abilities worth noting. This is what the communists depend upon, easily led morons.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 09, 2019 12:21 AM (nRj4F)

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