The Morning Rant

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"I was listening to the NPR coverage of the arrest of Epstein on sex trafficking charges, and it was almost funny how their spin was such blatantly obvious attempt to tie him to Trump in any way they could. They made sure to point out how Trump called Epstein "a terrific guy" in 2002 and how Alexander Acosta, who is now Secretary of Labor in the Trump Administration, was involved in a sweetheart plea bargain deal that saved Epstein from serious consequences. NPR did NOT talk about Trump kicking Epstein out of his club in 2009 or that one of Epstein's victim’s lawyer mentioned said Trump was so much help that the he didn’t even need to take a deposition from him. Nope, none of that was considered important enough to mention. If this were a legal setting, NPR’s coverage would be called withholding exculpatory evidence, which is actually a crime. Oh, and of course Bill Clinton’s much stronger connection to Epstein, including multiple visits to his private island on the “Lolita Express” jet, was mentioned only in passing, and Epstein’s $25,000 donation to the Clinton foundation was mentioned not at all. No, the REAL issue was how Epstein could be connected to Trump. The MSM's obsession with digging up dirt, *any* dirt, on Trump has become so deranged that even if they produced an actual video of him strangling an underaged hooker, my first reaction would be to think that they were using faked footage. They seem to have absolutely no clue how all of their incessant OrangeManBad coverage is really damaging their credibility."




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An Inconvenient Truth:

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Progressivism Makes You Stupid, Part LXXVIV:

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Dumb Enough To Be A Progressive:

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Going For the Woke Market:

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Who Dis:

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I like the girl-next-door appeal of this photo.



For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: Catherine Bach and Jeff Bridges. Both had supporting roles in the 1974 Clint Eastwood film Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.



Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:

Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, alsoTami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M, OldDoginMO’s wife., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer. Rickl-for healing from brain tumors/cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan.olddoginMO’s wife


Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing:

Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function. Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident. Sock_rat_eez, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy

For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid

Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression

Healing for Fenelon’s son who has mental health issues and for ability to do well in his summer class.


Updates and new requests:

6/1 Farmer had fall and is now in his second cast, It’s hard to be laid up. Please pray for complete healing.

6/1-Rickl had been hospitalized for issues related to his brain tumor but is home now. Please pray for his healing.

6/1-USNtakin and wife-He and his wife need help with major mobility issues and pain

6/6-Suzanne’s friend, Kevin, was told he has 6 months to live. He is praying for a miracle.

6/7-Poster “ Bete in reflection”has cancer and needs healing.

6/7- Prayers forJane Doh’s husband and Jane as they deal with his diabetes diagnosis. Prayers for wisdom for doctors as they deal with this condition.

6/7-Natrium’s father-in-law, a retired lieutenant colonel is dying. Comfort and peace for his wife and her dad.

6/10-Antisocialist after a year and a half of clean scan and good blood work, something came up on last CT scan. Antisocialist is scared and asked for prayers.

6/11-Hogmartin grandmother, Sophia, was admitted to ER. Had arterial bleed. At her age, surgery is not an option. Hogmartin asked for comfort, peace, and healing.

6/11-redc1c4 asked for prayers for “Doc and his wife” on ward A at City of Hope hospital. He was a medic in Vietnam. His Wife has inoperable liver cancer. Prayers for healing, strength, peace, and wisdom for caregivers and generally for family to bear burdens.

6/19 Hrothgar’s SIL has an elderly beloved pastor of a tiny but vibrant church of older folks. “Sister Charlotte” needs healing of heart issues so that she can return to being that congregations shepherdess

6/19- Poster Juddgement’s brother-in-law suffers from severe depression. He went off meds and tried to commit suicide twice. Has been in 3 different mental wards and lives with Juddgement in their basement because he can’t be left by himself. Brother-in-law is exploring electro shock therapy. Please pray for a treatment which would be able to provide relief from this severe depression.

6/21-LadyL asks for prayers for two friends of her daughter: Laura, in her early 30’s was given a prognosis of 3 years to live after a recurrence of metastatic breast cancer. Please storm heaven for a miracle of complete healing. Also, Allison, another of her daughter’s friends, had a stroke two-weeks after the birth of her first child. She is still unable to walk after 6 months. Doubtful she will be able to teach again. Pray that she be fully healed and to enjoy life and her family.

6/24-Lizzys husband was complaining of pain. They are worried about stomach cancer coming back. Prayers for complete healing.

6/24-Jewells sister-in-law for recovery from health issues

7/3-Maddog’s PSA blood test says PSA has low which indicates no larger scale cancer present, but since cancer spread outside body will be undergoing hormone therapy soon and radiation after that.

7/1 Hrothgar’s SIL Elizabeth has diabetic related neuropathy. Needs healing

7/3-Poster ET going through very difficult time. Needs rough places made smooth.

7/3 For Leslie-for spiritual strength and comfort after death of daughter who died from flu-one year ago February

7/8-Beltway Elite asked for prayers for their mother who had stroke at end of June, leaving her paralyzed on right side. Thankfully she remembers herself and details but faces lengthy period of recovery and physical therapy. Prayers for quick recuperation, management of other health conditions and for Beltway Elite’s sister to act with compassion.

7/9-redc1c4-His dad went back to “City of Hope” with elevated white blood count. No infection, (yea!) but MRI shows vertebrae lesion still active and a new facture, Radiation effect not as efficacious as wished and can’t be repeated. Not looking good (path may be steeper and shorter) but there may be some options to explore. Prayers for red’s dad and his wife for healing, strength and , calm and wisdom and insight for caregivers.


Job needs:

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

Insommniac Is looking for job.

Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

Fenelon’s Spouse is looking for FT job

Prayers for things to go well with BackwardsBoy’s new job.

Hadrian is looking for new job.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

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1 1st

Posted by: tbodie at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (jhgxs)

2 My 1st Gorilla 1st.

Now off to fetch the corgis.

Posted by: tbodie at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (jhgxs)

3 2nd

Posted by: engineer at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (10bW0)

4 Alright, 3rd and 4th

Posted by: engineer at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (10bW0)

5 Top10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (kAmIN)

6 Diane Lane, Bon Jovi

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

7 SCREAM AND LEAP!

No idea on the celebrity guests today. The girl looks a little like Michelle Monaghan, but I'm pretty sure that's not her. The guy is some rocker who's done some PSAs recently.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

8 Love that side eye look of fear on Bubba's face

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

9 Others called, now to read the words of wisdom.

Posted by: tbodie at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (jhgxs)

10 Wait. Diane Lane?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

11 The guy is Jon BonJovi.....which is totes not a fag name.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

12 Guy is Jon Bonjovi?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

13 Imaginary rapes by conservatives are worse than real rapes by progressives.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

14 Mmmmmmmm. BBQ

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (HDCbD)

15 6 Diane Lane, Bon Jovi
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)


Bingo. You win teh internets today!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (OLNsx)

16 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (E2A2U)

17 I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that point, why bother to report the crime at all?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

18 10 Wait. Diane Lane?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)


Yup.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (OLNsx)

19 The guy is Jon AnChovi. Dunno who the chick is.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (GEpFD)

20 The wonderful Diane Lane.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (tH5fk)

21 Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

22 15 6 Diane Lane, Bon Jovi
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Bingo. You win teh internets today!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (OLNsx)

Whoo hoo!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (Ez6QX)

23 It's Bon Jovi. So the chick is probably some broad he nailed after Slippery When Wet was released.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

24 13 Imaginary rapes by conservatives are worse than real rapes by progressives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Republicans rape the planet, so they're really raping all of us. All the time. We're all victims of Republican's rape

Posted by: AOC at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

25 21 Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK

Yes, and yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)

26 17 I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that point, why bother to report the crime at all?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

She is why Bernie Sanders writes fan fiction.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

27 Republicans rape the planet, so they're really raping all of us. All the time. We're all victims of Republican's rape

***

Ah, but is it rape-rape?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

28 As a Maine resident, that "least diverse" thing is rapidly and actively changing.

The Expo in downtown Portland has over 200 Congolese "refugees" in it. They've apparently setup their own pseudo government in there already while the city figures out what the hell to do with them.

What gets my goat is that my town, which has had nothing to do with that mess next door, has decided to just fork over $10k of town funds to groups helping to process their asylum claims. This is AFTER our property taxes were raised yet again to fund the town budget. I'm livid that we have $10k to just hand over when I've been asked to pay more. Clearly what I was paying before was more than enough.

Anyways, Maine may have a low violent crime rate but its going up. Lewiston is almost a no-go zone now due to Somali refugees being relocated there and subsequently turning it into Mogudishu.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (kI/3T)

29 Good grief. Watching Powell get ask questions by the House Democrat Mental Midgets was like torture. Imagine being asked questions by that clown brigade.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

30 Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.


But the song "Going Nowhere Fast" from said movie is awesome.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (Z04f8)

31 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)

32
If this were a legal setting, NPR's coverage would be called withholding exculpatory evidence, which is actually a crime.

They have mastered this technique.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)

33
#TwoWeeks

Never mind what. It applies to everything, always.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (M9ntN)

34 24 13 Imaginary rapes by conservatives are worse than real rapes by progressives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Republicans rape the planet, so they're really raping all of us. All the time. We're all victims of Republican's rape
Posted by: AOC at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

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"Small crimes like rape don't mean anything against the fact that America pulled out of the Paris Accords to limit carbon emissions."
-AOC

"We lowered carbon emissions after leaving the Paris Accords. Europe has only increased them."
-Conservatives

"Rheeeee!!!!!"
-AOC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (E2A2U)

35 Continuing from last thread - why am I expected to care about women traitor kickball?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (d0dNF)

36 Mornin' ape and friends of ape.

Just finished plowing through the Morning Report & comments. Verrra educationamal.

Had to skip the art class today to get caught up in time for simian wisdom. Wonder what snark was served up for that cute little girl and the bunnies apparently trapped in a bathroom, or subway station, someplace tiled.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aMV0K)

37 Lewiston is almost a no-go zone now due to Somali refugees being relocated there and subsequently turning it into Mogudishu.

***

Just so long as they vote Democrat.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (GEpFD)

38
Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-
Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM


Shut Up, you!

Streets of Fire is a cinematic masterpiece & is on The Horde List of Required Movies

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (cuot+)

39 Eh, bet Maine's census data is very different this time around thanks to Somali refugees + Somali illegal immigrants flocking to Portland for the good public assistance the state provides. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

40 So apparently Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart in 1989 and they're still married, so props to him. I'm sure he had some side pieces, but if he was as bad as most rock stars I doubt they'd still be together.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

41 BonJovi is a Grandma Death cheer boy. He and Springsteen can eat shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (kAmIN)

42 17
I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about
their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that
point, why bother to report the crime at all?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

You are thinking about it too hard. Just remember: these people are retards. Full stop.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (CPk08)

43 Pamela Sue Martin?

Posted by: Hank Archer at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (hNrGc)

44 Is it just me, or does the girl look young? Like, twelve-ish? I'm pretty sure she's not, and I'm really bad at guessing people's ages, but still.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (l8gTz)

45 Continuing from last thread - why am I expected to care about women traitor kickball?

***

Because Orange Man Bad. Duh.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (GEpFD)

46 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

47 26 17 I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that point, why bother to report the crime at all?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

She is why Bernie Sanders writes fan fiction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK


How far away is this woman from being compliant as a sex slave in some Euro brothel ????

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bCLt0)

48 "how can he ignore my rejection"

My stupidity meter is maxing out at 1500 milikohns.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

49 So a left-wing German politician is getting assaulted by 10 immigrants. "Nein, Nein!" She screams. So one left.

I'll show myself out....

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (7nbjV)

50 Dang. I just finished my cereal and now I'm hungry for BBQ.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)

51 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (ykq7q)

52 Maine's worst thing isn't lack of diversity, it's too many clown spiders.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)

53 Great news, Lizzy!

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (aiRAB)

54 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!
Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
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Lizzy, I didn't know about this, but hooray! Thank God.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (aXucN)

55 Jon Bovi?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (q1Pj5)

56 Is that Bud Light label real?

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (MAstk)

57 Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK
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Had a great trailer, but alas...

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)

58 Last night I watched Admiral Faller from SOUTHCOM testify before the Senate. With very few Republican exceptions, the people asking Faller inane, idiotic questions was stunning. That these people in the senate have anything to do with our security should concern everyone.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

59 Lane and Bon Jovi dated briefly.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (b0NMl)

60 "Republicans rape the planet, so they're really raping all of us. All the time. We're all victims of Republican's rape."

So, I guess the carbon tax is really just child support for our bastard children? I mean, if it's for the children, who could be against it.

Posted by: engineer at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (10bW0)

61 That's great Lizzy.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (tH5fk)

62 47 26 17 I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that point, why bother to report the crime at all?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

She is why Bernie Sanders writes fan fiction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK


How far away is this woman from being compliant as a sex slave in some Euro brothel ????
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bCLt0)

About one date with Bill Clinton away

Leftism is religion to these people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

63 Maine's worst thing isn't lack of diversity, it's too many clown spiders.

***

Dude. Don't be hatin'. They're called Democrats.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)

64 Diane Lane and John Bonjovi have both aged really well (I know those are older pics). Like Rob Lowe and Christy Brinkley, they are blessed with fabulous genes and possibly an excellent cosmetic surgeon.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)

65 Wasn't there a Male Politician (European) who was raped by a refugee?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (aiRAB)

66 40 So apparently Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart in 1989 and they're still married, so props to him. I'm sure he had some side pieces, but if he was as bad as most rock stars I doubt they'd still be together.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)


Eddie Money.... married to same woman for about 40 years..... 5 kids.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bCLt0)

67 48 "how can he ignore my rejection"

My stupidity meter is maxing out at 1500 milikohns.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

=========

I thought 1000 was the singularity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (E2A2U)

68
Lewiston is almost a no-go zone now due to Somali refugees being relocated there and subsequently turning it into Mogudishu.
Posted by: Defenestratus


Enjoy the vibrancy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

69 I guess you should pray for me as I move from socal to Albuquerque, make a smooth transition.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (6DVEu)

70 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?
Posted by: bluebell



Why? They are clueless about how the world works in every thing else.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (HDCbD)

71 57 Diane Lane looked amazing in 'Streets of Fire', which is a very, very badly made movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK
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Had a great trailer, but alas...
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 10, 2019 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)

Great music, too. But the worst writing and editing imaginable.

Willem Dafoe was great, tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

72 That has to be Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Vsd7n)

73 40 So apparently Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart in 1989 and they're still married, so props to him. I'm sure he had some side pieces, but if he was as bad as most rock stars I doubt they'd still be together.
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Bon Jovi was and will always be a Pop Star. He's no rocker.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)

74 Seriously, who listens to NPR except rich NYC liberals?

It's subsidized TV and Radio for rich people. It's long past the time when it should be privatized. And if that means shut down, well then too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

75 That's awesome Lizzy!

But the song "Going Nowhere Fast" from said movie is awesome.
Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (Z04f

Hubs is partial to "I Can Dream About You."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)

76 Bon Jovi is a bigtime Dem donor.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (MAstk)

77 I thought 1000 was the singularity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (E2A2U)

Maybe we're seeing reality-warping effects beyond the event horizon?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (KUaJL)

78 69 I guess you should pray for me as I move from socal to Albuquerque, make a smooth transition.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (6DVEu)

Prayers and congratulations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

79 The I don't want to be racist about my rapist story is three years old and we already lit our hair on fire.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

80 77 I thought 1000 was the singularity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (E2A2U)

Maybe we're seeing reality-warping effects beyond the event horizon?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (KUaJL)

==========

*ponders*

I'll allow it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (E2A2U)

81 Douchebag and Douchebagette

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (jsWA8)

82 What gets my goat is that my town, which has had nothing to do with that mess next door, has decided to just fork over $10k of town funds to groups helping to process their asylum claims. This is AFTER our property taxes were raised yet again to fund the town budget. I'm livid that we have $10k to just hand over when I've been asked to pay more. Clearly what I was paying before was more than enough.

Anyways, Maine may have a low violent crime rate but its going up. Lewiston is almost a no-go zone now due to Somali refugees being relocated there and subsequently turning it into Mogudishu.


Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM



Sounds like you need a one-time spike in violence...say a dozen or sow city officials carried out of town on a rail. That will send the message.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (axyOa)

83 Bon Jovi was and will always be a Pop Star. He's no rocker.

***

For some reason, in the 80's I used to watch Entertainment Tonight. They always called BJ a "heavy metal" band.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)

84 Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

Thanks be to God!

Do they have an idea what was going on?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (+0VWg)

85 >>I guess you should pray for me as I move from socal to Albuquerque


I hope you enjoy peppers in EVERYTHING.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (aiRAB)

86 77 I thought 1000 was the singularity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (E2A2U)

Maybe we're seeing reality-warping effects beyond the event horizon?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (KUaJL)

I blame Sam Neil. And the Ruinous Powers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

87 Girl next-door to who?

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (RuIsu)

88 Mad respect, Fenelon! Bless you.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (QCc6B)

89 Diane Lane had some big hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (+0VWg)

90 40 So apparently Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart in 1989 and they're still married, so props to him. I'm sure he had some side pieces, but if he was as bad as most rock stars I doubt they'd still be together.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)


Dorthea Hurley is her name and I wanted her as today's female celeb, but couldn't find a good picture of her without her husband standing next to her.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (OLNsx)

91 Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Vsd7n)

92 The I don't want to be racist about my rapist story is three years old and we already lit our hair on fire.

***

Meh. Still stoopid.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (GEpFD)

93 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!

Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

Nice! Load him up with beans and barbeque.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (q1Pj5)

94 >>Lizzy, I didn't know about this, but hooray! Thank God.

Yes, it's huge - his cancer (from 2013) has a 70% recurrence rate, so we were worried.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

95 31 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?
Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)

It's an actual post at Quora. Whether the poster made it up or not, who knows. Never underestimate the narcissism of some people, or their desire to make others suffer.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

96 Eddie Money's daughter is pretty cute.

I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

97 JBV hosts a fundraiser for every destructive Democrat that rolls through NJ. F him.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

98 sStill chuckling over "that's a falsie quiver Lance" from yesterday.


Sometimes a pun has to be tortured within an inch of its life to draw every scintilla of irony from it.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (mvenn)

99 79 The I don't want to be racist about my rapist story is three years old and we already lit our hair on fire.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

*Sobs*

You people and your hair privilege!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

100 >> So apparently Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart in 1989 and they're still married


Gina worked the Diner all day.

For her man.

Hard not to love a girl like that.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (aiRAB)

101 68
Lewiston is almost a no-go zone now due to Somali refugees being relocated there and subsequently turning it into Mogudishu.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Enjoy the vibrancy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

No joke - I had an underwhelming dinner with some neighbors who are gay at a restaurant called Bakarat or somesuch in the "new and upcoming" (read: shitty) part of Portland last month. Of course as I walk in there's a rainbow sign on the door that says "all guests are welcome here". I'm not even sure what that means but whatever. I made a comment to my neighbors that this place isn't authentic since they would be tossed off the roof if it was. They thought I was joking.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (kI/3T)

102 Lizzy that's such happy news on this Wednesday morning!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (a4EWo)

103 I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.

***

Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (GEpFD)

104
1.) I'm sure the cucks are melting down about Darroch. For some reason, they were very invested in this lame duck remaining employed here... They thought it would prove orangemanweak and orangemandumb.

2.) If I were HM's Government, I'd avoid ever employing a man named Kim in the Foreign Service, just out of superstition from being burned so badly before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (5aX2M)

105 Oh and speaking of Streets of Fire, one time in the late 90's I heard Stevie Nicks singing "Sorcerer" and it was driving me NUTS trying to figure out where I had heard it before. This was pre-Google days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)

106 No really, they put hatch peppers in everything, everything.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (6DVEu)

107 95 31 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?
Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)

It's an actual post at Quora. Whether the poster made it up or not, who knows. Never underestimate the narcissism of some people, or their desire to make others suffer.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

Quora is proof that there is no bottom to stupid questions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

108 >>Do they have an idea what was going on?

Not yet, but we've ruled out the worst case scenario, and he is feeling better.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

109 >>Eddie Money's daughter is pretty cute.

>I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.


2 Tickets to Paradise will definitely land you some strange.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (aiRAB)

110 I guess you should pray for me as I move from socal to Albuquerque

I am not wearing my glasses. I read that as moving from "social" to Albuquerque which sounds like you were moving to a city for people with social anxiety
who never go out. J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (+0VWg)

111 Ace, and all:

tinyurl.com/yydwke27

Facebook has exceptions now for death threats. Officially.

Oh my God.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (owkQl)

112 1. Jon Bon Jovi is a shrimp.

2. Jon Bon Jovi went from being pre-superstar nice guy (back in the "Runaway" days) to straight up asshole.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (Boy/L)

113 Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars.
...


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (MAstk)

114 Tuesday Weld?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (KVfhf)

115 70 That romantic rejection thing has to be a joke, right?
Posted by: bluebell

Oh hell, finding someone else is always the best way to increase one's attractiveness factor.

Here's a very inconvenient truth that most men of a certain age have realized - you are a heck of a lot more attractive to a lot of women if you're wearing a wedding ring than if you aren't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

116 91 Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?
Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Vsd7n)

An actress from the 80's I think.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (bCLt0)

117 "Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (kI/3T)"

Hopefully the silverware was clean and you didn't need to use the restroom...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (VpIIl)

118 >> 56 Is that Bud Light label real?

No. There is apparently a Bud Light Orange beer and the Photoshop is based on that.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (o2vOl)

119 You people and your hair privilege!


Oh gosh, you're bald? That's pathetic. Please don't tell me you're short, too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, rubbing it in at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

120 Going For the Woke Market:"

I would actually buy a Bud product like that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

121 103 I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.

***

Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (GEpFD)

You don't even need to be a rock star. If you just stand on a stage with a microphone, you can pull tail. It's like dark magic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

122 Bon Jovi's daughter went to the same prep school in NYC as my husband's niece and they played on the same team (I forget whether basketball or softball). He always sat with my fatherinlaw because my italian father in law didn't think much more about him than "Bonjovi, New Jersey" hadn't a clue. He mentioned that he would miss a game because of work and my f-i-l told him to "call in," just say you're sick. Cracked everyone up. No clue.

Posted by: dagny at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (nRWPy)

123 Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (MAstk)

Ahem.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)

124 I thought that the woman looks a lot like Natalie Wood, she's just too young.

Though I see that she was identified way up there, does anyone else see the resemblance?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (BD/yx)

125 2. Jon Bon Jovi went from being pre-superstar nice guy (back in the "Runaway" days) to straight up asshole.
..


Whoa.

He was a great supporter and fundraiser for me.

Posted by: OBAMA at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

126 I don't know what Bon Jovi is.

It's like ersatz naugahyde music like facsimile of what they think rock sounds like on their planet.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (tH5fk)

127 2 Tickets to Paradise will definitely land you some strange.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (aiRAB)

That's what Epstein calls his island?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

128 119 You people and your hair privilege!


Oh gosh, you're bald? That's pathetic. Please don't tell me you're short, too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, rubbing it in at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

6'1" and stronk like bull.

But yeah, no hair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

129 Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)

130 74 Seriously, who listens to NPR except rich NYC liberals?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)


I happened to be in the car waiting for my sister and Mrs. Muse to get back from the beach on the Oregon Coast, and I was amusing myself by tuning around on the AM radio to see what stations I could hear (yes, I'm a radio nerd), and picked up an NPR station.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (OLNsx)

131 I hope you enjoy peppers in EVERYTHING.
Posted by: garrett


********

Eureka! A serrano inside a jalapeño, inside an Anaheim. The turducken of peppers! It's gold, I tell ya!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

132 You know who was real purty?

Shirley Manson.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (tH5fk)

133 Diane Lane and Jon Bon Jovi have another commonality - both their moms were Playboy Bunnies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

134 Ahem.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)

What?

Posted by: Keith Richards at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (ykq7q)

135 Thursday braze?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (KVfhf)

136 Bon Jovi was and will always be a Pop Star. He's no rocker.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)


Totally THIS.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)

137 I don't know what Bon Jovi is.

***

I believe the word you're looking for is "crap."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (GEpFD)

138 133 Diane Lane and Jon Bon Jovi have another commonality - both their moms were Playboy Bunnies.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

==========

So they're both children of Hugh Hefner?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (E2A2U)

139 Diane Lane looks like the kind of girl you bring home to meet mom if only you could trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (axyOa)

140 I can't even begin to wrap my head around a person who would lie about their rapist because they didn't want to encourage racism. At that point, why bother to report the crime at all?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

Wouldn't they be able to get swabs of Orc DNA from the politician's body?

I wonder if she'd let a native-born German male go to jail to protect her muzzie rapist?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (abNpZ)

141 6'1" and stronk like bull.
But yeah, no hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK


Cry me a river, bushy boy. Compared to me, you could be the lead singer of an 80s hair band.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (OLNsx)

142 According to Megan Rapinoe, Trump wants to exclude "people that look like her."

The only example that comes to mind of somebody that looks like her being excluded is James Woods getting banned from twitter.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (N4xQB)

143 >>Shirley Manson.


Too much Bush.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (aiRAB)

144 I wonder if she'd let a native-born German male go to jail to protect her muzzie rapist?

***

Jeez, whatever happened to Ein Volk?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (GEpFD)

145 Hopefully the silverware was clean and you didn't need to use the restroom...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (VpIIl)

I didn't get ill afterwards so I think it was ok. Another reason it's not authentically middle-eastern

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (kI/3T)

146 Whoa!

Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs

http://bit.ly/30v7sXD


Goes to NBC DFW

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (HDCbD)

147 I heard it somewhere referred to as "distaff metric football" but I like the "traitor kickball" in place of "football" even more.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (87EdW)

148 I don't know who "dis" is but she is absolutely gorgeous.


And the MFM proves that they are the enemy every single day.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (mpXpK)

149 Looking at pics of Diane Lane... she "fixed" her nose. Why? She looks better with a real nose. And looks more like a person instead of a generic actress.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (BD/yx)

150 Also, I couldn't pick bon jovi out of a line up or recognize anything he sang/sings. That goes for most singers/pretenders too.

Posted by: dagny at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (nRWPy)

151 140
I wonder if she'd let a native-born German male go to jail to protect her muzzie rapist?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (abNpZ)

========

Remember the poll from a few weeks ago that showed that white liberals dislike white people more than any other racial group?

Yeah, I think she'd be okay with it because that hypothetical German man would be guilty of original sins like whiteness.

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152

Numerous examples listed in this post of people not smart enough to be classified as dumb.

Heartwarming.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (KATBx)

153 No really, they put hatch peppers in everything, everything.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (6DVEu)

Try the hatch peppers, eggs, sausage, and hatch peppers. That's not got much hatch peppers in it.

Posted by: Waitress at the Hatch Peppers Cafe at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (q1Pj5)

154 The steady stream of Somalis into Maine will rectify those "problems" quickly enough.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (DyIXo)

155 Nope. Not liking Bon Jovi. Supported O in a big way.

Posted by: Flyover at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (B5K06)

156 Great news, Lizzie.

*exhales*

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (Vsd7n)

157 Diane Lane"

Yes, please.

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

158 >>Bon Jovi was and will always be a Pop Star.


Berserker is gonna be upset when he reads this.

As successful as Poison was, they were always jealous of Bon Jovi.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (aiRAB)

159 Let's see if this one works...

Posted by: mikeyG at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (4tsXe)

160 Nope. Not liking Bon Jovi. Supported O in a big way.

"Supported"

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)

161 And.... it is thunderstorming.... again... guess I won't get to pull garden weeds today....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (bCLt0)

162 91 Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?
Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Vsd7n)

uber-milf

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (Gvpa/)

163 When Diane Lane was 15 she moved to Hollywood with Christopher Atkins, the boy opposite Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon. He's also in a ton of movies that Red Letter Media has mocked, including Beaks, Quigley, and Shakma. They never mention that he was in Blue Lagoon but there's no way a group of movie freaks like them are unaware of that.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)

164 Unfortunately, the arresting agency is the Southern District of New York, the judge is a Clinton judge with a near 100% socialist judicial record, and one of the prosecutors brought on board is Comey's daughter. While this appears to be a Hail Mary, I suspect this was also done to INNOCULATE the presence of the Clintons and potentially many more other perverts, and to cherry-pick Epstein chomo-buds who have the most ties to Trump and, barring that, to create the narrative throughout the 2020 election season.
In short, Clinton will skate with a barely singed penis that probably penetrated the inside of a few dozen early- to mid-teenies. Sad.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (SH7Tr)

165 Amy McGrath looks like she may have taken some flak...to her face.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (ykq7q)

166 >>Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs


They are dogs.

So you know at one point at least one of them threw up some of their owner and then ate him again.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:43 AM (aiRAB)

167 6'1" and stronk like bull.
But yeah, no hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Cry me a river, bushy boy. Compared to me, you could be the lead singer of an 80s hair band.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM



Sheesh! You kids today. Wait until you get old and your grandkids come up and pat your head just to hear the smacking sound.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (axyOa)

168 I think she'd be okay with it because that hypothetical German man would be guilty of original sins like whiteness."

Yeah, she was nuts. Story is from 3 years ago, soooo

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

169 If there ever is a race war it will be whites v white liberals.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (tH5fk)

170 I happened to be in the car waiting for my sister and Mrs. Muse to get back from the beach on the Oregon Coast, and I was amusing myself by tuning around on the AM radio to see what stations I could hear (yes, I'm a radio nerd), and picked up an NPR station.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (OLNsx)

Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

171 I have no previously formed opinions or deeply held convictions regarding the positive or negative aspects of Jon Bonjovi.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (mvenn)

172
Tickets to Paradise will definitely land you some strange.
Posted by: garrett

That's what Epstein calls his island?
Posted by: Insomniac


Wonder Woman is from Paradise island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

173 141 6'1" and stronk like bull.
But yeah, no hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Cry me a river, bushy boy. Compared to me, you could be the lead singer of an 80s hair band.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM (OLNsx)

*googles 'bald lead singers of hair bands'*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)

174 Tinfoil why the move to NM? I've liked it on my very limited exposure, some attractions I can think of, but some things appear not too much better than CA. All depends on interests and circumstances I guess.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (QDnY+)

175 >> I have no previously formed opinions or deeply held convictions regarding the positive or negative aspects of Jon Bonjovi.


Muldoon. Livin' on a Prayer.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (aiRAB)

176 6'1" and stronk like bull.
But yeah, no hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Cry me a river, bushy boy. Compared to me, you could be the lead singer of an 80s hair band.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:40 AM


Sheesh! You kids today. Wait until you get old and your grandkids come up and pat your head just to hear the smacking sound.
Posted by: Diogenes


I got enough hair in my ears to weave an indian rug.

Top of my head? Like a cue ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (HDCbD)

177 Blotting O'Rourke winning friends and influencing people.

@BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

178 Paul Newman marketed salad dressing. I never understood why BonJovi never marketed spaghetti sauce.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (Gvpa/)

179 177 Blotting O'Rourke winning friends and influencing people.

@BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

===========

"Let's do Soviet Communism instead. No racism, so therefore perfect!"
-Beto

"umm..."
-Mongols

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:46 AM (E2A2U)

180 I mentioned this on the ONT last night. In the series Stranger Things, one of the kids works at an ice cream shop called Scoops Ahoy. The employees wear little sailor outfits with shorts and a white sailor hat that has AHOY embroidered on it. Basically, it is the dress code for the Cuckshed. Costume at link below:

https://tinyurl.com/y2s9p4z3

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 11:46 AM (sjdRT)

181 I have no previously formed opinions or deeply held convictions regarding the positive or negative aspects of Jon Bonjovi.

Posted by: Muldoon



You're above the fray. So to speak.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:46 AM (tH5fk)

182 Ahem.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at July 10, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)

What?
Posted by: Keith Richards at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (ykq7q)

______

I was never a REAL rock star

Posted by: Paul Williams at July 10, 2019 11:46 AM (flINI)

183 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.

***

Is "cultural appropriation" still a bad thing? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:46 AM (GEpFD)

184 Prayers up for the horde.

166 - Garrett, you are sick. Funny as hell, but sick. We laughed til we spit.

Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (mFoNl)

185 *googles 'bald lead singers of hair bands'*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK

That lead singer of the Scorpions is kinda bald on top, with lots of long hair in the fringe part.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

186 Meeting, BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

187 #New #National @YouGovUS/@TheEconomist Poll (7/7-9):

Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Harris 15%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 6%
Gabbard 3%
Booker 2%
Castro 2%

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

188 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

So, founded on Democratic Party principles, then.

Posted by: annem at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (Fm81C)

189 >> Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?


She was in "A Little Romance" and a lot of other movies.

Dagny, that is funny about "Just call in sick" - heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

190 The I don't want to be racist about my rapist story is three years old and we already lit our hair on fire.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

You do know that sometimes these "old stories" legitimately re-enter the news cycle when a new development occurs? Say, when a case finally goes to trial, or a perp is finally arrested?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (abNpZ)

191 I was listening to a show on XM-Sirius (can't remember who it was, I was just spinning the dial as it were). The topic was Epstein and Andy McCarthy was a guest. For those of you who think McCarthy saw the light re: deep state, think again. He's back to his old ways of "why heaven forbid anyone at the DOJ is corrupt or in any way can be influenced" ways. According to him, the good people prosecuting Epstein will do it by the book and political considerations will in no way come up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (DyIXo)

192 Rapinoe looks like a boy. And not even a good looking boy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (d0dNF)

193 I've just been informed that we are in the western edge of The Cone of Uncertainty for Saturday's rain showers, er, T.S. Barry.

Time to stock up on French Toast supplies!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (q1Pj5)

194 I have no idea who the girl of the day is but I do know Jon Bon Jovi when I see him.

It's really pathetic that weeks would go by before I would recognise even one of the photos.

Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (nyFJf)

195 Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Truck has Sirius Radio. One channel and one channel only.

Willie's Roadhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (HDCbD)

196 Update*

Mrs. Kim continues in much pain. She saw her reumatologist yesterday her meds were adjusted added short term steroids to get her to her next infusion and changed up painkillers to get away from so much ibuprofen. Her infusions are going to be at a higher dose and may be moved closer together.

I would take her health problems as my own if I could. Pray for her.

My neurological problems remain unchanged. Balance and coordination escape me. I'm resigned too it at this point.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (0OmEj)

197 Hey Beto - if that's true, why are illegals flooding the border trying to get in?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:48 AM (d0dNF)

198 187 #New #National @YouGovUS/@TheEconomist Poll (7/7-9):

Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Harris 15%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 6%
Gabbard 3%
Booker 2%
Castro 2%
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

=========

Tulsi's tripled her support!

Dear lord baby Jesus, please give us a brokered convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:48 AM (E2A2U)

199 every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression"

Including the Dim party, Francis?

Yeah, he's going places...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

200 Speaking of the lack of diversity of ME, we had a troll on here a few years go who spoke out against SC saying how racist it was when he was stationed at Ft. Jackson. He said when he was growing up in ME all the children regardless of race played together in his small town. I called him out on that because small towns in ME are almost ALL 100% white.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 11:48 AM (mpXpK)

201 I can't grow hair band hair. I go straight to "cover of Queen 2 jewfro," which I'm sporting at the moment.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)

202 You do know that sometimes these "old stories" legitimately re-enter the news cycle when a new development occurs? Say, when a case finally goes to trial, or a perp is finally arrested?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or the vic cops to lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (HDCbD)

203 I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

Wasn't Eddie Money a police officer before he became a pop star?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (abNpZ)

204 Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM


****

AM Radio? Asks every millennial everywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (axyOa)

205 192 Rapinoe looks like a boy. And not even a good looking boy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (d0dNF)

When she uses her serious you guys face, she looks like Joe Biden.

Posted by: annem at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (Fm81C)

206 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Take-Out Barbecue:

Bronto-BBQ, Fred Flintstone, Proprietor.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (n6bs1)

207 201 I can't grow hair band hair. I go straight to "cover of Queen 2 jewfro," which I'm sporting at the moment.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

208 Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs

*********


Pffft. That's nothing.

Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high

https://tinyurl.com/pup-poop-pot

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (mvenn)

209 187 #New #National @YouGovUS/@TheEconomist Poll (7/7-9):

Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Harris 15%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 6%
Gabbard 3%
Booker 2%
Castro 2%
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

___

But also....

Emerson 7/6 - 7/8
Biden 30
Harris 15
Bernie 15
Kalama 15

So who the fuck knows?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (DyIXo)

210
I was amusing myself by tuning around on the AM radio to see what stations I could hear (yes, I'm a radio nerd), and picked up an NPR station.
Posted by: OregonMuse


I listen to Rush Limbaugh on my daily exercise walk.
When he goes to commericals I change channels on the radio and listen to either Dave Ramsey or an npr station. Oddly enough, the Rush station is FM and the npr station is AM. npr is all about climate change and (their definition of) diversity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

211
Rapinoe looks like a boy. And not even a good looking boy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM


I know, right?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (cuot+)

212 91 Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Vsd7n)


She got nekkid a lot in some movie with Richard Gerbil.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (LKovk)

213 146 Whoa!
Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs
http://bit.ly/30v7sXD
Goes to NBC DFW
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:41 AM (HDCbD)

Damn, that is one nasty story.

I saw a link to another typical Dallas Story in that page - a guy was staying at a local hotel when he looked out and saw a dead body in the back of his pickup, and called police. Police determined that the body was in the back of his pickup when he arrived at the hotel, and he just hadn't noticed. (?!?!?!) Police were still trying to determine where the body came from, and who it was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

214 These women soccer players are too adolescent and incoherent to take seriously. So don't go to the WH, bitches. It's no one's loss but yours. On a larger note, what exactly are they protesting? What has Trump done that is so awful that being in his presence would violate their principles? They never say. No one does. So their vapid rage is just posturing, I guess.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (H8QX8)

215 Synova, a second glance made me think of Natalie. But the mouth screamed Catherine.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (Vsd7n)

216 You do know that sometimes these "old stories" legitimately re-enter the news cycle when a new development occurs? Say, when a case finally goes to trial, or a perp is finally arrested?

Did that happen in this case? The Mail story is from 2016.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (fuK7c)

217 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.


Especially the democrat party, which the Belfast burrito shamelessly sustains. He is a counter-revolutionary force.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (Z04f8)

218 Blegh poll should have said, Warren 15 as well, not a second Kamala 15

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (DyIXo)

219 Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)


Very few. Go to a meeting of your local ham radio club and you'd be hard pressed to find someone under the age of 50. It's all computers and cell phones now. Radio nerds are a dying breed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (OLNsx)

220 I happened to be in the car waiting for my sister and Mrs. Muse to get back from the beach on the Oregon Coast, and I was amusing myself by tuning around on the AM radio to see what stations I could hear (yes, I'm a radio nerd), and picked up an NPR station.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:39 AM (OLNsx)

Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

- x - - - - - -

All this means is that when our generation passes so does the medium of radio.

Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (nyFJf)

221 Frankly, I have zero shits to give about U.S. Womens Soccer. Nor does anyone I know, and they're not exactly enticing anyone to support them. I can find plenty of people within one swing of a dead cat around here who hate the president for no tangible, quantifiable or truthful. It's not like I have to search for it. I don't know one person around here that went to the parade or gives a shit either.

Enjoy your divisive political clown show, assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

222 209
But also....

Emerson 7/6 - 7/8
Biden 30
Harris 15
Bernie 15
Kalama 15

So who the fuck knows?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (DyIXo)

=========

Everyone but Biden is really close to their YouGov numbers. I don't think it's a huge difference overall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (E2A2U)

223 It's really pathetic that weeks would go by before I would recognise even one of the photos.
..

You spelled badge of honor wrong.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (MAstk)

224 >>Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high


"This stuff smells like shit!"

Posted by: Cheech at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (aiRAB)

225 111 Ace, and all:

tinyurl.com/yydwke27

Facebook has exceptions now for death threats. Officially.

Oh my God.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (owkQl)

---

*nods*

FB is truly evil.

Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (RU4sa)

226 >>". . . and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy. "



So you're saying our former (black Democrat) president failed to move the country's institutions beyond Jim Crow and systematic suppression?!?

Maybe as president, Beto, you could put together a blue ribbon committee of people such as Robert Johnson, Oprah Winfrey, Will Smith, Jay Z and Beyoncé, Tiger Woods, Ben Carson, and Henry Louis Gates to determine why it is that African-Americans can't reach the top of their chosen field in 21st century America. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

227 Wasn't Eddie Money a police officer before he became a pop star?

Yup. Real name Mahoney.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (fuK7c)

228 For my Other People's Videos blog (nic link) I have dozens of subscriptions to video channels, but many of the best links I get from folks here on A♠.

In the past week, I've h/t'd these Morons'n'ettes, thanks:

Kingsnake, Anon a mouse, m, Vic, Tami, vmom, and Meade Lux Lewis.

Extra h/t to Ace, just for the whole blog & Hordespace.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (aMV0K)

229 217 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.

Are the Democrats seriously running on a "We hate America" platform?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (OLNsx)

230 Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs

Well...he died doing what he loved.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (tH5fk)

231 They seem to have absolutely no clue how all of their incessant OrangeManBad coverage is really damaging their credibility."

_______


I've been following this blogger, Jonah Goldberg, at his site Deuce of Diamonds HQ where he often discusses the etymology of words.


He explained that "Credibility" derives from the Latin "Credo" and Middle English "Creed" -- but that the latter is a MacGuffin because, in the movies, Creed was a black boxer who didn't believe hot dogs were sandwiches and thus lost the heavyweight championship to a white supremacist boxer who didn't believe Rocky Road was an ice cream. And as a result, the word credibility obviously has no credibility.


Hope this helps ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (4vHRp)

232 Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high

This is some really good shit, man.

Posted by: annem at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (Fm81C)

233
>>Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high





"This stuff smells like shit!"

Posted by: Cheech at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (aiRAB)

It's the cops, man! Gotta ditch this stuff. Here, start eating!

Posted by: Chong at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (q1Pj5)

234 I was at the Icelandic Knitter site last night. This is a French woman that moved to Iceland, trained at a crafts school and runs a knitting business. Now, Iceland is about the least diverse place in the universe. So what I do see, modeling her sweaters? A black woman. I'm pretty sure there are very very few blacks living in Iceland. It's just pandering and I can't see that it does anything for blacks.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

235 You do know that sometimes these "old stories" legitimately re-enter the news cycle when a new development occurs? Say, when a case finally goes to trial, or a perp is finally arrested?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (abNpZ)

The only possible reason to bring it up is racism, don'tchaknow.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

236 Fen: I did send you an email as well but my sister in law is doing much better and is back home so you can take her off the list.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (kG5hP)

237 I gave a Receiver / Amp to a young college chick. When I hooked up the antenna and scrolled through the dial she was AMAZED that there was such a thing as Radio.

"They just give it away to anyone?"

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (aiRAB)

238 "Wasn't Eddie Money a police officer before he became a pop star?"

Trainee. He was never on the job. His dad and grandfather were. And he's also a damn nice regular guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (VpIIl)

239 @BetoORourke in Tennessee: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY

Demand reparations, Beto! But don't be surprised when the crowd fulfills your wish by beating you to death.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (n/eZB)

240 229 217 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.

Are the Democrats seriously running on a "We hate America" platform?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (OLNsx)

===========

"I never said America was racist."
-Democratic nominee

---footage of Democratic nominee calling America racist---

"We rate the claim that Democratic nominee called America racist to be false."
-Politifact

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:53 AM (E2A2U)

241
Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars. ...

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (MAstk)


No.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (TAmPV)

242 and the npr station is AM. npr is all about climate change and (their definition of) diversity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

___

They're just giving their listeners what they want...

I was in a restaurant surrounded by a lot of trees. It was about 8:00 just as the sun was going down. An owl flew right by the windows and people were like whoa cool, check out that owl. And this guy at the table next to me says, owls should only come out after the sun sets, the fact it;s out in the day is weird. And someone else said, this is what climate change is producing. I chuckled, thinking it was an obvious joke. Dude was dead serious. I sighed and went back to my food.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (DyIXo)

243 Maybe as president, Beto, you could put together a blue ribbon committee of people such as Robert Johnson, Oprah Winfrey, Will Smith, Jay Z and Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Ben Carson, and Henry Louis Gates to determine why it is that African-Americans can't reach the top of their chosen field in 21st century America. . . .
Posted by: Lizzy



ISWYDT.

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (HDCbD)

244 Current anger seems to be limited to online variety. In real life, office gathered around TV to watch Rapinoe speech. Lots of smiles.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (TzWib)

245 225 111 Ace, and all:

tinyurl.com/yydwke27

Facebook has exceptions now for death threats. Officially.

Oh my God.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 10, 2019 11:37 AM (owkQl)

---

*nods*

FB is truly evil.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (RU4sa)

I just sent that to my husband. I keep trying to get him to quit Facebook.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

246 Sheesh! You kids today. Wait until you get old and your grandkids come up and pat your head just to hear the smacking sound.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (axyOa)

My kids did that to me. Saddest part is I was only in my late 20s. Been bald most of my life at this point.

Meh. On the plus side, I haven't paid for a haircut in two decades. Also I don't have weird head shape like Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (xPJvm)

247 If there are any outspoken conservative women on the U.S. soccer team they would be called divisive.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (uH1S6)

248 Re: Bon Jovi, "I"ll be there four you" is the most hilarious song of it's genre (ridiculous lies to dumb sluts). Closely followed by "use your love" (Outfield) and "More than words (Mr. Big, I think). All are the musical equivalent to the Carrie Fisher scene in The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (87EdW)

249 Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did? Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)


I also wonder how many kids these days have heard actual radio static, or, for that matter, seen a blank TV channel or a test pattern?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (OLNsx)

250 "Everyone but Biden is really close to their YouGov numbers. I don't think it's a huge difference overall."

Yes, but they all beat Trump in a head to head matchup!! It's not even close!!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (VpIIl)

251 Tulsi's tripled her support!



Biden's Masterful Debate Performance Pulls Gabbard Closer, Squeezes Her Ample 2 Percentage Point Bump

Posted by: mikeyG at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (4tsXe)

252 Beef rib! Damn that looks good.

Posted by: Titus Justus at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (k6X1s)

253 BREAKING: In an effort to save time and money, the House will call both Bob Mueller and Jeffrey Epstein to testify together since they are used to working together anyway...Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "In Your Dreams, Pal" at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (Ndje9)

254 Gere/Lane movie was Unfaithful, a vastly mediocre movie. It's the director who did almost all of the 'erotic thrillers' - Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal, 9 1/2 Weeks. And also randomly, Jacob's Ladder.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

255 Pffft. That's nothing.

Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high

https://tinyurl.com/pup-poop-pot
Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (mvenn)
-----------

Little Rex, stoned: "Dude, that's some good sh*t. Who's hungry for a milkbone."

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (G0vdT)

256 >>I was in a restaurant surrounded by a lot of trees. It was about 8:00 just as the sun was going down. An owl flew right by the windows and people were like whoa cool, check out that owl. And this guy at the table next to me says, owls should only come out after the sun sets, the fact it;s out in the day is weird


You should have yelled :

"RABIES!",

flipped over the table and ran out the door.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (aiRAB)

257 Very few. Go to a meeting of your local ham radio club and you'd be hard pressed to find someone under the age of 50. It's all computers and cell phones now. Radio nerds are a dying breed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (OLNsx)

Had a Class 3 license back in early '70s.....my HS had a 50k watt FM station....WYCS.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (ykq7q)

258 "You do know that sometimes these 'old stories' legitimately re-enter the news cycle when a new development occurs?"

I've noticed on our local cable news, after the top stories of sexual assaults and shootings committed by some urban youths, they re-hashed a story of the suburbanite couple who murdered their 5yo son. There was no news on that case to report. They just wanted to remind us that white people can be terrible too.

Posted by: Chris M at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (eAZVt)

259 Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 10, 2019"

Awwwww...you're too sweet...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

260 If there ever is a race war it will be whites v white liberals.

-
CNN's Alisyn Camerota explains to black man why he was wrong to vote for Trump.

Camerota asked Darrell Wimbley why he seemed to disagree.

"It just amazes me," he replied. "This is 2019. The race relations, and the way that we perceive, the way we say things are happening in this country - I don't see it happening."


Camerota hit back saying "in terms of statistics there has been an uptick in hate crimes."

"You can say that," Wimbley answered. "I truly don't believe it because I don't see it. I can statistically say anything, but I don't see it."

Camerota then invoked the Anti-Defamation League, saying the organization charts hate crimes - and then Wimbley unloaded.

'Racism is not a microaggression'
"The Anti-Defamation League, the Southern Poverty Law Center -" to me those are Democratic institutions that will say and manipulate anything," he told Camerota. "Racism is not a microaggression. Racism is something painful and hurtful, and when we take microaggressions and turn it into 'the country is against black people,' we're literally slapping the people in the face that went through real racism."

https://cnn.it/32fmmTr

Hey, if you can't trust the SPLC, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

261 Walmart will stop gun sales in New Mexico over background check laws: report

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:57 AM (MAstk)

262 @BetoORourke in Tennesse: "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY and every single institution and structure that we have in this country still reflects the legacy of slavery and segregation and Jim Crow and suppression, even in our democracy.

Are the Democrats seriously running on a "We hate America" platform?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


Not merely that. They announce that they hate themselves.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 11:57 AM (Z04f8)

263 Where can I purchase that take-out???

Posted by: Locke Common at July 10, 2019 11:57 AM (oLJNX)

264 And someone else said, this is what climate change is producing. I chuckled, thinking it was an obvious joke. Dude was dead serious. I sighed and went back to my food.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


LOL.
SMDH.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:57 AM (HDCbD)

265 260
https://cnn.it/32fmmTr

Hey, if you can't trust the SPLC, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

==========

"Exactly! Send more money!"
-SPLC spokesman, outside the construction of a new $20 million building

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (E2A2U)

266 That pot poop article reminds me why I never let my dog lick my face.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (Gvpa/)

267 Re: Bon Jovi, "I"ll be there four you" is the most hilarious song of it's genre (ridiculous lies to dumb sluts). Closely followed by "use your love" (Outfield) and "More than words (Mr. Big, I think).

***

Wrong twice. It wasn't Mr. Big, it was Extreme. And it's about actions speaking louder than words.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)

268 this is Paul Joseph Watson, about Facebook's death threats exception, for certain people ... like him, since FB labeled him as "dangerous".


https://tinyurl.com/y3e2pds4

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (Cus5s)

269 248 Re: Bon Jovi, "I"ll be there four you" is the most hilarious song of it's genre (ridiculous lies to dumb sluts). Closely followed by "use your love" (Outfield) and "More than words (Mr. Big, I think). All are the musical equivalent to the Carrie Fisher scene in The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 11:55 AM (87EdW)

More than Words was Extreme, which otherwise kicked major ass. Nuno Bettencourt could shred.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

270 >>I would take her health problems as my own if I could. Pray for her.
My neurological problems remain unchanged. Balance and coordination escape me. I'm resigned too it at this point.


Prayers for you and your wife!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

271 Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (TzWib)

Sounds like you work in a ghey office.

Posted by: wut at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (MAstk)

272 261 Walmart will stop gun sales in New Mexico over background check laws: report
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:57 AM (MAstk)

___

All part of the plan. This is how the left will eventually ban guns. Not by a law saying "you can't own guns" but through 1000 "common sense" gun regulations.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (DyIXo)

273 Good lord people, not one person has mentioned Lonesome Dove and Diane Lane.

Lorie darlin'...

Posted by: browndog at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (bGMOs)

274 64
Diane Lane and John Bonjovi have both aged really well (I know those are
older pics). Like Rob Lowe and Christy Brinkley, they are blessed with
fabulous genes and possibly an excellent cosmetic surgeon.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019

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. . .
These are the youngest pics I've ever seen of Diane Lane. I just remember her from Lonesome Dove, and that was 30 years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)

275 I would take being labelled by FB as "dangerous" to be a tremendous compliment.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (GEpFD)

276 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. One of two Eastwood films where George Kennedy turns out to be the bad guy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (CR79h)

277 Where can I purchase that take-out???"

Corkscrew BBQ, Spring, Texas. It's better than Franklin's...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

278 >>Wrong twice. It wasn't Mr. Big, it was Extreme.


Nuno Bettencourt can play a guitar.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (aiRAB)

279 Mr. Big is just doing car rental commercials these days. Sad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (fuK7c)

280 and the npr station is AM. npr is all about climate change and (their definition of) diversity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 11:50 AM (aKsyK)



Wow. I thought all NPR stations were on the left side of the FM radio dial (88.1 MHz to 91 ish MHz) along with the college radio stations.

That said, if you ever really want to be dismayed, check out "Pacifica Radio" if your area has it. There are really people who think that way, at least enough to support such radio stations for decades.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ujg0T)

281 Have to confess that "Lay Your Hands on Me" and "Bad Medicine" are a couple of my guilty pleasure songs.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

282 The question I have, did Mr. Bill know prior to the event that the rape victims would be in attendance?

The expression on his face says "maybe not", but .. I'd expect he was informed prior to that.

Can you imagine anybody else in the Republican field of characters who would have done that? Jeb? Kasich? Ha!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (0lFO7)

283 Twitter has now moved from censoring political speech to censoring theological speech. The examples shown in their "new rules for hateful conduct" are just the facade that will be used as the pretext to silence Christians from even criticizing another religion:

https://tinyurl.com/y4pcb8bz

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (Wz5OP)

284 Prayers up for everyone.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (MC5xf)

285 Jon Bon Jovi's a liberal douche, but "Bon Jovi" is kind of his stage name because it's easier to pronounce than his real last name "Bongiovi" for people outside of NJ.

Also, "Bon Jovi" is the name of the band and it's probably meant to recall "Van Halen" the way "Def Leopard" is meant to echo "Led Zeppelin" in people's brain.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (NFEMn)

286 *nods*

FB is truly evil.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (RU4sa)


I deleted my FB account, which I haven't used since 2012, last month. That is, I started the FB "self-destruct" sequence and was told it would go into effect if there was no account activity for an entire month. I think I have about a week left.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (OLNsx)

287 Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why? The whole movie is the twist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

288 Mr Big's claim to fame was the portable drill used during the guitar solo.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (aiRAB)

289 276 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. One of two Eastwood films where George Kennedy turns out to be the bad guy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (CR79h)

Underrated movie. Michael Cimino directed, pre-Deerhunter. Jeff Bridges turned in wildly good performance.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (H8QX8)

290 The rejection note above reminded me of a friend of mine in HS in our junior year. He asked out a young woman who was a senior at the time who declined his offer a bit gruffly.


So he proceeded to ask out her younger sister who was a sophmore who eagerly accepted.


The older sister did NOT take it well.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (4ZhMv)

291 286 *nods*

FB is truly evil.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (RU4sa)

I deleted my FB account, which I haven't used since 2012, last month. That is, I started the FB "self-destruct" sequence and was told it would go into effect if there was no account activity for an entire month. I think I have about a week left.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (OLNsx)

===========

"Is it gone yet?"

-signs in-

"Welcome back! Please catch up on all that you've missed!"
-FB

"Dammit!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (E2A2U)

292 >>this is Paul Joseph Watson, about Facebook's death threats exception, for certain people ... like him, since FB labeled him as "dangerous".


https://tinyurl.com/y3e2pds4
- - - -

You want to know the exact moment a tech company openly, brazenly crossed the line?
This right here.

What they're saying is now allowed on facebook is illegal. Not some imaginary "hate speech" that is not illegal in the US, but legitimate incitement of violent.

They need to be hit hard with lawsuits by the "dangerous" people facebook has identified as fair game, as well as by Congress. This cannot continue.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

293 287 Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why? The whole movie is the twist.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

That's retarded. The movie was mind-bending and creepy AF and needs not be meddled with.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

294 Well, Marianne Williamson-despite being a Democra tis not running on "hate America" and all white people are racist" bit . A little blurb on her in today's "NY Post" says she's rather like Trump-comes from the same "power of positive thinking view" that he does. She's like Trump, they say. but greener.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (+0VWg)

295 These are the youngest pics I've ever seen of Diane Lane. I just remember her from Lonesome Dove, and that was 30 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)

She was in some movie with Kenny Rogers when she was a teenager; I think it was called Six Pack.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

296 Corkscrew BBQ, Spring, Texas. It's better than Franklin's...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Wow. That's a mighty high bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (HDCbD)

297 You guys in Maine, just wait until the Somalis and Congolese start bringing in 10-12 cousins each. Obama seeded that garden well.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (MW+Pw)

298 As an Alaskan, may I mention that we have a rather large number of Aleutian Islands that would be perfect for "resettlement" of "refugees". We'd probably lease them to the feds pretty cheap, too.
Though perhaps the number of "refugees" would decline if it became known that that's where they'd be going.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (JUUk1)

299 290 The rejection note above reminded me of a friend of mine in HS in our junior year. He asked out a young woman who was a senior at the time who declined his offer a bit gruffly.


So he proceeded to ask out her younger sister who was a sophmore who eagerly accepted.


The older sister did NOT take it well.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (4ZhMv)

HAH HAH!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

300 She's like Trump, they say. but greener.

***

Meh. I like him just fine orange.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (GEpFD)

301 >>Have to confess that "Lay Your Hands on Me" and "Bad Medicine" are a couple of my guilty pleasure songs.


First time a teenage/HS g got to bang a college chick was after he took her to a bon jovi show at The meadowlands/b.byrne arena.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:03 PM (aiRAB)

302 These are the youngest pics I've ever seen of Diane Lane. I just remember her from Lonesome Dove, and that was 30 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)

I think she was in "Rumblefish" and/or "The Outsiders" in the early '80's

Her mom was a Playboy Centerfold, Colleen Farrington.

Lane didn't get her mothers huge rack though....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:03 PM (NFEMn)

303 267-Wasn't definitive, and nope,- the "actions" are clearly given up the pooty tang.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 12:03 PM (87EdW)

304
Are the Democrats seriously running on a "We hate America" platform?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Not merely that. They announce that they hate themselves.
Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards


Impossible! They claim the mantle of anti-hate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 12:03 PM (aKsyK)

305 You know the country is on a bad trajectory when:

1.Hikers poop along hiking tails without disposing of or covering.

2. Hikers are so high on marijuana that their poop contains substantial amounts of THC

3. Dogs eat human poop along hiking trails.

4. Dogs not only eat human poop on hiking trails, they eat enough to ingest intoxicating amounts of THC.

5. A veterinarian says that this is commonplace not only in the Rocky Mountains but in places like San Francisco where the homeless sh!t in parks.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (mvenn)

306 These are the youngest pics I've ever seen of Diane Lane.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)

Link please!

Posted by: Epstein at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (MAstk)

307 Enjoying a hearty LOLGFY over UK's diplo douchebag stepping down.

Agree with the UK foreign office saying he reflects their "integrity, intelligence and class."

Posted by: Regular joe at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (6/uwW)

308 Though perhaps the number of "refugees" would decline if it became known that that's where they'd be going.

***

Bonus!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)

309 116
91 Excuse me? Who on Earth is Diane Lane?

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Vsd7n)



An actress from the 80's I think.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
Clark Kent's adopted mom in the new Henry Cavill Superman films. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)

310 Should that have been orange man bud?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (ZOj6S)

311 Instagram (owned by FB) will now start telling people if their posts may be offensive. And soon enough, I predict, it will go from telling you it MAY be offensive, to telling you it IS offensive and not allowing it to be posted. And then it will move from that to banning you if you have too many bad thought posts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (DyIXo)

312 >>These are the youngest pics I've ever seen of Diane Lane. I just remember her from Lonesome Dove, and that was 30 years ago.


Bing "A Little Romance" - she was a young teen in that.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

313 Impossible! They claim the mantle of anti-hate.

***

Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)

314 "Clark Kent's adopted mom in the new Henry Cavill Superman films. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)"

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)

315 Hmm, Warren ahead of Harris in latest poll. She better watch herself, Harris is going to hit her just like she did with Biden.

You better believe it will be on her fake Indian ancestry.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2019 12:05 PM (G0vdT)

316 Happy Hump Day, all.

I understand some wymyn kick ball players are getting a ticker tape parade in NYC.

How ironic that they're being treated like heroes after their behavior in France, especially one month after we honored the actual heroes who lost their lives on the shores of Normandy.

*grits teeth*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

317 Diane also played Lorena, the prostitute rescued by Gus McCrae in Lonesome Dove.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:05 PM (ClOmq)

318 I have no previously formed opinions or deeply held convictions regarding the positive or negative aspects of Jon Bonjovi.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (mvenn)

- - - - - - - -

My Bon Jovi story dates back from late 80s or early 90s when our daughters were young teenagers and they and their friends wanted to go to the concert. My friend and I agreed to chaperone while our husbands rather went to the movies.

So there we were in the arena and I thought this will be great, I like their music and I like loud music but when they started it was so loud my ribs were vibrating. My friend was quite resourceful and rolled up tissues for us to put in our ears to make it bearable.

The kids of course were unaffected and had a great time. The entire audience stood up for most of the concert except me and my friend. We couldn't see much but we sat down and enjoyed the music once our ears were plugged up.

Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2019 12:05 PM (nyFJf)

319 > And someone else said, this is what climate change is producing. I chuckled, thinking it was an obvious joke.


OCrazyHo thinks that "climate change" is responsible for the crappy lead-based plumbing in Flint, Michigan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (JUUk1)

320 https://cbsn.ws/30qGqk6
*******
Puerto Rico mayor, two others arrested on corruption charges - CBS News
*******
The Trump Curse

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (BqBId)

321 Hanging out with BonJovi has its benefits. Look at Richie Sambora. He was banging Heather Locklear before she went drug/whacko, and Orianthi just recently. Seems to have done OK for himself.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (Gvpa/)

322 How ironic that they're being treated like heroes after their behavior in France, especially one month after we honored the actual heroes who lost their lives on the shores of Normandy.

***

Is that real irony or the Alanis Morisette kind? Oh well, either way it's infuriating.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (GEpFD)

323 314 "Clark Kent's adopted mom in the new Henry Cavill Superman films. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)"

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!?!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)

============

I have a new theory about that moment.

Superman starts the fighting calling Batman Bruce. He knows who Bruce Wayne is, who his parents were, and the coincidence of their mothers' names.

Beaten and facing a kryptonite spear, Superman uses the knowledge of Bruce Wayne's mother's name to try and get through to him.

It still doesn't really work, but I don't think it's as randomly stupid as originally thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (E2A2U)

324 Bon Jovi's essential sound is Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes---but with guitars in place of the horns.

And he's a blatant rip off artist--especially of Springsteen.

He also likes to appropriate song titles of other people's songs:

Runaway ( Del Shannon)
It's My Life ( The Animals)
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (Warren Zevon)

you get the idea.

He's a phony.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (NFEMn)

325 It's cheesy and 80s and all that. But I still dig Bon Jovi. It's the stuff that was on the radio when I was growing up. See also Def Leppard, Foreigner, etc.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (DyIXo)

326 OCrazyHo thinks that "climate change" is responsible for the crappy lead-based plumbing in Flint, Michigan.

***

Ah, globull warming. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (GEpFD)

327 315 Hmm, Warren ahead of Harris in latest poll. She better watch herself, Harris is going to hit her just like she did with Biden.

You better believe it will be on her fake Indian ancestry.
Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2019 12:05 PM (G0vdT)



I would actually have one kind statement for Lizzy Paleface Forktongue if she hits back at Senatewhore Commielah Harris on her bogus "blackness" and her bogus stories of growing up in Berkeley (which she largely didn't)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (ujg0T)

328 >>5. A veterinarian says that this is commonplace not only in the Rocky Mountains but in places like San Francisco where the homeless sh!t in parks.




Muldoon, do you really think dogs are eating poop, or is this an oblique way to address that peoples' dogs are getting into their edibles?

How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

329 >>And he's a blatant rip off artist--especially of Springsteen.


Who sucks the balls of syphilitic donkey.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (aiRAB)

330 I'm leaving California because it's turning bad, I was born here. But moms getting old,82 so me and sis do what you should.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (6DVEu)

331 46 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

GREAT news Lizzy!

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

332 Hope this helps ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 11:52 AM (4vHRp)


That's good stuff. I actually laughed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (z79tQ)

333 I am so happy that, like heroin, I never started using Facebook.... sounds like getting clean is really an ordeal.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

334 Dianne Lane
& Jon Bongiovi AKA Jon Bon Jovi

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)

335 208 Missing Man Was 'Entirely Consumed' By His Own Dogs

*********


Pffft. That's nothing.

Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high

https://tinyurl.com/pup-poop-pot
Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (mvenn)

My late, lamented Boston terrier would have been stoned out of his furry little skull all the time under these circumstances.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (RD7QR)

336 >>How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?!


Barely.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (aiRAB)

337 The older sister did NOT take it well.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (4ZhMv)

HAH HAH!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

How did the younger sister take "it?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (NFEMn)

338 And he's a blatant rip off artist--especially of Springsteen.

***

Oh, come now. I'm no fan of JBJ, but it's not like he's John Cafferty.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (GEpFD)

339 Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
*********
THAT IS GREAT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)

340 I was in a restaurant surrounded by a lot of trees. It was about 8:00 just as the sun was going down. An owl flew right by the windows and people were like whoa cool, check out that owl. And this guy at the table next to me says, owls should only come out after the sun sets, the fact it;s out in the day is weird. And someone else said, this is what climate change is producing. I chuckled, thinking it was an obvious joke. Dude was dead serious. I sighed and went back to my food.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (DyIXo)

They mostly hunt at night. During the day, they are wont to roost some place, and just keep an eye on things. I have pics of a Great Horned Owl roosting on the grain box of a truck here at my place. He watched me with some detachment, as I rode the riding mower around him, and took his picture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (abNpZ)

341 287
Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why? The whole movie is the twist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019

*
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. . .
One of the few movies I came close to walking out on. Not a single redeeming trait among the characters, if I recall aright, and the whole story owed everything to Ambrose Bierce's "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (ClOmq)

342 331 46 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

GREAT news Lizzy!
Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)



Very very happy for both of you, Lizzy.... God is good...

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (bCLt0)

343 It's gyro day at the work cafeteria.

No retsina though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (2BgZB)

344 >>And he's a blatant rip off artist--especially of Springsteen.

-------

NTTAWWT

Posted by: John Mellencamp at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (YZj4Y)

345 >>How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?!


QUIET YOU!


You know you people don't fully digest everything, don't you?

Posted by: Mr Peabody at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (aiRAB)

346 336 >>How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?!


Barely.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (aiRAB)

I would think they'd be ready right after licking their chops after eating a bowl of dog food.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (Gvpa/)

347 333 I am so happy that, like heroin, I never started using Facebook.... sounds like getting clean is really an ordeal.....
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

The good thing for me is that I hate needles and, like heroin, Facebook involves a lot of pricks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

348 Oh this is rich!


@SenatorMenendez

Acosta cannot remain as Secretary of Labor and should resign.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

349 How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?!"

Well, some dogs seem to have a taste for... dog poop.

*Bill Engvall's bit on "this will make his poop taste bad"*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)

350 46 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!

Woohoo!!!



Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)


Great news! Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

351 Current anger seems to be limited to online variety. In real life, office gathered around TV to watch Rapinoe speech. Lots of smiles.
Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:54 AM (TzWib)

That sounds to me like an admission that you work for NAMBLA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (abNpZ)

352 He's a terrible pretty-boy pop star. No idea who the pretty lady is

Posted by: Happydude at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (GHaZw)

353 Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (aiRAB)
******
Not a Ripoff of Springsteen at all

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

354 I need to ask Fen to take my husband off the prayer list. He'll be dealing with Type 1 the rest of his life, so we'll adjust.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

355 Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

Wonderful - that is an amazing moment.

Posted by: annem at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (Fm81C)

356 https://cbsn.ws/30qGqk6
*******
Puerto Rico mayor, two others arrested on corruption charges - CBS News
*******
The Trump Curse
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:06 PM (BqBId)

They're gonna say Trump is going after her because she dared criticize him....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (NFEMn)

357 On TV it's always the JUDGE who the prosecutor has to negotiate with in order to obtain a plea deal.

Therefore shouldn't the JUDGE be responsible for the +/- plea deal that Pimp Stein received in FL?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (xcd1u)

358 One of the few movies I came close to walking out on. Not a single redeeming trait among the characters, if I recall aright, and the whole story owed everything to Ambrose Bierce's "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (ClOmq)

YES! Thank you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

359 I would actually have one kind statement for Lizzy Paleface Forktongue if she hits back at Senatewhore Commielah Harris on her bogus "blackness" and her bogus stories of growing up in Berkeley (which she largely didn't)
Posted by: Curmudgeon


And her slaver family.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (HDCbD)

360 > During the day, they are wont to roost some place, and just keep an eye on things.

Ravens and crows will attack them during the day when they're trying to sleep. If you see an owl flying around in the daytime, there's a good chance it's been driven from its roost by a flock of corvids.
But, yeah, sure, "climate change".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (JUUk1)

361 341 287
Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why? The whole movie is the twist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019
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One of the few movies I came close to walking out on. Not a single redeeming trait among the characters, if I recall aright, and the whole story owed everything to Ambrose Bierce's "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (ClOmq)


Stupid movie, IMO..... stupid like " What Dreams may Come stupid" .... although the latter had a couple of touching moments, at least....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (bCLt0)

362 I mean as dumb as the scene was I just thought it was getting into the one real vulnerable part of Batman's psyche - even though he's older and jaded he's still at heart a little boy who lost his parents so he's going to naturally empathize with someone trying to save their mom.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

363

YOMAMA!!

Posted by: Superman at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

364 Rapinoe looks like a boy. And not even a good looking boy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (d0dNF)

- x - - - - - - - -

As was already pointed out, what is hers and the rest of the team's problem with Trump? They are definitely not his type and there would be no likelihood that he would proposition any of them.

I am fed up to the back teeth with these woke sportspeople and their bad manners.

Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (nyFJf)

365 How hungry does a dog have to be to eat human poop?! 
Barely.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (aiRAB)

My kids are never getting that dog now.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (MW+Pw)

366 353 Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (aiRAB)
******
Not a Ripoff of Springsteen at all
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)


There is some coherency to Bon Jovi's lyrics.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (Gvpa/)

367 Also, anyone know why this site hates VPN's? Privacy and security are good things.

Posted by: Happydude at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (GHaZw)

368 >>Very very happy for both of you, Lizzy.... God is good...


Indeed!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

369 > Thanks to anyone who prayed for my husband - all tests are back, and NO CANCER!


Excellent!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (JUUk1)

370 >>Not a Ripoff of Springsteen at all


Bon Jovi...maybe Asbury Park Style Springsteen?

I didn't make the comparison. Just pointing out that Bruce sucks balls.
He really is a terrible songwriter and musician.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (aiRAB)

371 297 You guys in Maine, just wait until the Somalis and Congolese start bringing in 10-12 cousins each. Obama seeded that garden well.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 10, 2019 12:02 PM (MW+Pw)

For what purpose? And are the current invaders citizens? If not, send 'em back.

Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (5mhAf)

372 I think Jacob's Ladder has its own merits due to the atmosphere and dark visuals, but yes, the plot is basically just Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)

373 I'm waiting for the remake of Gone With The Wind. All black cast, Mammy and Prissy are white.


You know Hollywood would love to do it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

374 Top headlines on Google News:

Democrats call fro Acosta to resign from Trump White House over Epstein deal

Trump and Epstein attended exclusive party with women at Mar-A-Lago

Mentions of Clinton: zero point zero

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (DyIXo)

375
I am so happy that, like heroin, I never started using Facebook.... sounds like getting clean is really an ordeal.....
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

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I only made an account so I could comment on sites that demand it. They banned me for being conservative. No threats, racism or anything. Just not being on the Left Pole.

But that's ok, because almost nobody has FB only commenting anymore. Only useless old HotAir, that I know of.

Posted by: John Mellencamp at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (YZj4Y)

376 In real life, office gathered around TV to watch Rapinoe speech. Lots of smiles.

Just another day at work at ChickWithDicks Inc.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (4tsXe)

377 > They are definitely not his type and there would be no likelihood that he would proposition any of them.

That IS their problem, actually.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (JUUk1)

378 Curmudgeon the difference between Pacifica and NPR has probably shrunk in recent years. Delusional cartoons for dummies. But Pacifica used to have incredible music shows, back before everything became so easily accessible.


Recall one "serious" interview show where the topic was the land-mine convention [banning them]. One of the 2 all-time best "dead air" moments ever heard.


Host asked what the US was going to do to help with the horrible mine problems in 3rd World conflict areas. Guest - slight pause, "well, uh, we actually are no part of the problem, we have never exported mines to any place that uses them this way." Host: silence - long dead air, then, sort of scrambling, "uh, uh, well, OK, then what is the most important thing blah blah blah .....".


In one brief moment, an entire [fraudulent, borderline mentally ill] "worldview" and universe of assumptions laid bare in all its hateful absurdity.




Posted by: rhomboid at July 10, 2019 12:12 PM (QDnY+)

379 Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:07 PM (aiRAB)
******
Not a Ripoff of Springsteen at all
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

Big time.

As a matter of fact, his hit song "Runaway" is not his own band playing the instruments, it's members of the E Street Band.

Jon Bon Jovi will readily admit he sucks Bruce's cock.

And his song "Ill Be There For You" is a blatant note for note rip off of Southside Johnny's "Hearts of Stone", written by Springsteen.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (NFEMn)

380 That sounds to me like an admission that you work for NAMBLA.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 12:09 PM (abNpZ)

I think it sounds like he works for CNN. Is this a normal thing? Granted I haven't been in the business world for a while, but most businesses have T.V.'s? I think he's engaged in some story telling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (+0VWg)

381 @jbillinson

Megan Rapinoe standing on a parade float in Manhattan with a bottle of Veuve in one hand and the World Cup trophy in the other shouting "I DESERVE THIS."

https://tinyurl.com/y6lta2to


She really is insufferable.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

382 Also, anyone know why this site hates VPN's? Privacy and security are good things.

I don't have a good Pixy joke, so I'll assume it is an anti-troll measure.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (2BgZB)

383 362 I mean as dumb as the scene was I just thought it was getting into the one real vulnerable part of Batman's psyche - even though he's older and jaded he's still at heart a little boy who lost his parents so he's going to naturally empathize with someone trying to save their mom.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

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That's part of the intention, I'm pretty sure.

But in the moment, Superman suddenly starts calling his mom Martha. It feels super random and like a first draft idea they never got to iron out.

Maybe if they had had Superman trying to bring up his mother's plight specifically, even going so far as to say, "Luthor has my mother," Batman not caring, and then Superman bringing out the Martha bit.

There should also have been a quick moment earlier where Superman looked up Wayne's history and saw Mrs. Wayne's first name.

It could have worked. I like the movie a lot more than many people (I've never seen the theatrical version, just the ultimate cut), but I still don't think the moment works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (E2A2U)

384 Here's a link to the Lolita Express manifests:

http://tinyurl.com/y5492h4g


My browser gave me the option of pdf or txt. The text is not worth it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (xcd1u)

385 >> In real life, office gathered around TV to watch Rapinoe speech. Lots of smiles.


They are remembering their experimental phase / College days.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (aiRAB)

386 289 276 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. One of two Eastwood films where George Kennedy turns out to be the bad guy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:59 AM (CR79h)

Underrated movie. Michael Cimino directed, pre-Deerhunter. Jeff Bridges turned in wildly good performance.


I recently watched this movie for free and still feel like I overpaid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (iys0/)

387 They mostly hunt at night. During the day, they are wont to roost some place, and just keep an eye on things. I have pics of a Great Horned Owl roosting on the grain box of a truck here at my place. He watched me with some detachment, as I rode the riding mower around him, and took his picture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'm sure you've seen the nature documentaries where the Barred Owl is hunting in the snow for mice and voles.

Yeah. Daytime.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (HDCbD)

388 AOC questioning Powell. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: Sooner at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (Fs5vw)

389
Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why?



Because there are no new ideas in Hollywood.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (TAmPV)

390 103 I'm sure he had his fair share of strange too, though he was decidedly not a sex symbol.

***

Rock stars don't actually have to look good to pull crumpet. They just have to be rock stars.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

No rock star got more ass than Freddie.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (/Fmtj)

391 only thing that Springsteen & JBJ have in common is they are Libtards & from NJ

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (BqBId)

392
The good thing for me is that I hate needles and, like heroin, Facebook involves a lot of pricks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019

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"The difference between a Rolls-Royce and a rosebush is . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (ClOmq)

393 re: Epstein

Let's pop the lid on this mess and let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (VFi6u)

394 They need to be hit hard with lawsuits by the "dangerous" people facebook has identified as fair game, as well as by Congress. This cannot continue.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

Fair game? IIRC, the Scientologists use that term for their enemies list, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (abNpZ)

395 Wrong twice. It wasn't Mr. Big, it was Extreme. And it's about actions speaking louder than words.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 10, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)

I heard the working title, "It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself", was changed just prior to release of the song.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (jp0Bv)

396 388 AOC questioning Powell. This is embarrassing.
Posted by: Sooner at July 10, 2019 12:14 PM (Fs5vw)

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"Why is the Fed racist against transgendered black farmers?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (E2A2U)

397 @jbillinson

Megan Rapinoe standing on a parade float in Manhattan with a bottle
of Veuve in one hand and the World Cup trophy in the other shouting "I
DESERVE THIS."

https://tinyurl.com/y6lta2to

She really is insufferable.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)


So, she won that trophy all by herself? She's had her 15 minutes. Now I just wish she'd shut up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

398 Lizzy, good news is great news, happy for you.


And Jane, you must have given hubby that spanking to settle him down.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (xcd1u)

399 Ace is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (gC2IV)

400 At this point, I think we should start using the Trump stratedgy to expose all Democrat wrongdoing.

The Trump Stratedgy is as follows:

1. Discover/Suspect leftwing crimes.
2. Leak to the press that Trump did the crimes.
3. Get the MSM to open up a weeks worth of sensationalistic coverage forcing officials to investigate.4. Invest in popcorn futures when it turns out Democrats were the ones committing the crime in the first place.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (al2Cf)

401 Megan Rapinoe standing on a parade float in Manhattan with a bottle of Veuve in one hand and the World Cup trophy in the other shouting "I DESERVE THIS."

https://tinyurl.com/y6lta2to


She really is insufferable.
Posted by: Tami


Didn't she not play in the final game due to a hamstring pull?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (HDCbD)

402 >>Megan Rapinoe standing on a parade float in Manhattan with a bottle of Veuve in one hand and the World Cup trophy in the other shouting "I DESERVE THIS."



What a charmer!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

403 Also, anyone know why this site hates VPN's? Privacy and security are good things.

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Just guessing, but over the years, lots of IPs have been banned for troll-busting purposes. Maybe your VPN is landing on ones that have been blacklisted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2019 12:16 PM (YZj4Y)

404 Springsteen.... man CANNOT sing.... but has wrote some good tunes.... in some ways like Jimmy Webb.... who writes great songs, but is vocally challenged ( and is not a Leftie pig )....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

405 400 At this point, I think we should start using the Trump stratedgy to expose all Democrat wrongdoing.

The Trump Stratedgy is as follows:

1. Discover/Suspect leftwing crimes.
2. Leak to the press that Trump did the crimes.
3. Get the MSM to open up a weeks worth of sensationalistic coverage forcing officials to investigate.4. Invest in popcorn futures when it turns out Democrats were the ones committing the crime in the first place.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (al2Cf)

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"Trump said he's going to use a pen and phone to get around Congress!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:16 PM (E2A2U)

406 Like RLM said, the Martha thing seems like something that came up in the writer's room, and maybe somebody made a joke about 'we should put that in the movie,' but someone didn't realize it was just a joke.

But I can see them shooting the shit, someone says "What do we do with Martha next?" and someone else goes "Hey wait, isn't Batman's mom named Martha Wayne? That's kind of a funny coincidence."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)

407 Eating poop discussion... Ace o' Spades for lunch!

Posted by: catman at July 10, 2019 12:19 PM (4HMlb)

408 Megan, look what Bruce Jenner had to do just get back in the spotlight. You'll be a World Cup footnote in no time while looking to buy a used white Bronco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 12:19 PM (VFi6u)

409 367 Also, anyone know why this site hates VPN's? Privacy and security are good things.
Posted by: Happydude at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (GHaZw)


I have this problem, too. Occasionally pixy will say my IP has been banned and my comment won't post.

It's because they keep list of known bad/spam IP addresses, many of which are used by VPN services.

My VPN allows me to pick another region of the country grab an IP from. Once I do that, I can post comments again.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 12:20 PM (OLNsx)

410 Rapinoe looks like a boy. And not even a good looking boy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:47 AM (d0dNF)

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As was already pointed out, what is hers and the rest of the team's problem with Trump? They are definitely not his type and there would be no likelihood that he would proposition any of them.

I am fed up to the back teeth with these woke sportspeople and their bad manners.
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2019 12:11 PM (nyFJf)


This turn to the left of all sports has turned me off to them. Not a fan of any sport now. Too bad. I used to love football.

Posted by: Sooner at July 10, 2019 12:22 PM (Fs5vw)

411 402 >>Megan Rapinoe standing on a parade float in Manhattan with a bottle of Veuve in one hand and the World Cup trophy in the other shouting "I DESERVE THIS."

What a charmer!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)


Wow. Talk about your ugly American.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 12:22 PM (OLNsx)

412 A bad storm out West knocked over the Clean Waste tent I had set up. So I policed up the tent, though left a sealed up plastic bag of ... waste ... overnight. Next morning I was surprised to find some critter had gnawed through the bag and feasted on ... shit. Blech! That's difficult to believe, but apparently critters eat shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2019 12:22 PM (0lFO7)

413 I'm on my third email address that let's me post

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 12:22 PM (6DVEu)

414

Only fecal matter my lab has eaten is deer shit--it's like M and Ms to them, and results in some vile breath.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 10, 2019 12:23 PM (KATBx)

415 Muldoon, do you really think dogs are eating poop, or is this an oblique way to address that peoples' dogs are getting into their edibles?

Posted by: Lizzy


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Well the article is really a big nothingburger. They only mention one actual dog, whose owner saw him with a "chunk of something" in his mouth while out on the trail. The vet didn't mention how many cases of high doggies he's actually seen.

But assuming this actually happens, Occam's razor would suggest dog got into owner's edibles and owner was embarrassed to admit it, as opposed to dog found stray poop on trail and ate enough of it to get high.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 12:23 PM (mvenn)

416 My great grandfather built a summer cottage in Trevett, ME, 80 years ago. It will have survived everything but the Democrats.

Posted by: Jamaica, Barters island at July 10, 2019 12:24 PM (6Nuj4)

417 361
341 287

Oh for fuck's sake, they really are remaking everything. A Jacob's Ladder remake? Why? The whole movie is the twist.


Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019

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One of the few movies I came close to walking out on. Not a single
redeeming trait among the characters, if I recall aright, and the whole
story owed everything to Ambrose Bierce's "An Occurrence At Owl Creek
Bridge."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:08 PM (ClOmq)




Stupid movie, IMO..... stupid like " What Dreams may Come stupid"
.... although the latter had a couple of touching moments, at least....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019

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In all honesty, I don't recall if I saw the AOaOCB twist coming early on. I just recall that I was bored by the film and didn't care about the characters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 12:26 PM (ClOmq)

418 Thanks for including me on the the Horde Prayer List, FS, but that job fell through and I'm still funemployed. I've applied for SSI and disability tho', so maybe that will work out in my favor.

Prayers up for all the Hordelings in pain or in need. They really do help. B'Gal and I are living proof of that. Y'all are teh bestest Horde in the whole wide world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 12:26 PM (HaL55)

419 The best thing about leaving California is no more earthquake, the big one will hit after I'm gone.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 12:27 PM (6DVEu)

420 Here's a serious question: Do you think there's anyone younger than
yourself, anywhere in the country, who would do what you just did?
Actually try to find radio channels and listen to them? Because I don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

I'm only 30 (so a millennial, technically speaking) and I've always loved playing around with radios. My little sister and I used to amuse ourselves while waiting for Mom to get out of the grocery store by listening for the radio signature of lightning strikes on empty AM channels.

Once we settle down and have a house, I intend to get into amateur radio in a big way.
I'm certainly not typical for my generation. Neither is my wife, or my sister for that matter - she grew up to be a cop and possibly a bigger gun-nut than me. That said, out of millions of us I'm sure you could probably fill quite a few stadia with such "exceptions."

In the absence of a major war or other universal experience that cuts through the bulls**t, it seems a generation is doomed to be remembered by its loudest and most self-centered members, as the rest are too busy building a life for themselves and fulfilling the critical everyday duties of civilization.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at July 10, 2019 12:28 PM (y3aX6)

421 Rapinoe's problem with Trump is simply that he is a (in her view) a raging heterosexual.
She can't compete.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 10, 2019 12:29 PM (XyPQr)

422 >>>That sounds to me like an admission that you work for NAMBLA

Who is NAMBLA?

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 12:30 PM (TzWib)

423 422 >>>That sounds to me like an admission that you work for NAMBLA

Who is NAMBLA?
Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 12:30 PM (TzWib)

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North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 12:30 PM (E2A2U)

424 >>>Granted I haven't been in the business world for a while, but most businesses have T.V.'s?

Very common in break room, common areas, and reception areas. Might depend on how well the company is doing.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 12:32 PM (TzWib)

425 >>>North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Pretty niche market.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 12:33 PM (TzWib)

426 And he's a blatant rip off artist--especially of Springsteen.


Who sucks the balls of syphilitic donkey.


another comment rated clinically correct

Posted by: DanMan at July 10, 2019 12:34 PM (XTiHL)

427 I also wonder how many kids these days have heard actual radio static, or, for that matter, seen a blank TV channel or a test pattern?

I don't recall why, but a couple of months ago I made some reference at work to the TV test pattern with the Indian chief. Literally no one in the room knew what I was talking about.

Also, the opening line of Neuromancer which is possibly the best first line in SF ever, now means exactly the opposite of what it meant when it was written.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 10, 2019 12:35 PM (WE1rD)

428 I called him out on that because small towns in ME are almost ALL 100% white.
Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 11:48 AM (mpXpK)

There are a few Indians (feather, not dot), and the occasional lost Frenchman.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 10, 2019 12:38 PM (XhS3T)

429 Holy crap, that's the best hash ever! Too bad I'm going to lose it as soon as I leave the doctor's office.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 10, 2019 12:39 PM (WE1rD)

430 @427
I guess none of them play Fallout.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at July 10, 2019 12:40 PM (y3aX6)

431 Nood. FB is the Devil.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 10, 2019 01:04 PM (Fgc0C)

432 NPR is the worst. their listeners are so full of NPRs fairness that it is a new level of elitism. all the rest are so blatant that even the most oblivious will eventually see their blatant bias. not so NPR. they are fairness incorporated. BS

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 10, 2019 01:14 PM (1XtI9)

433 Diane Lane was *smoking* as "Cherry" in The Outsiders.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 10, 2019 01:17 PM (ijEPD)

434 I'd like to boycott Budweiser, but I drink beer.

Posted by: Jerry Mandring at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (TVVeW)

435 Diane Lane is one of those rare people who gets almost better looking with age....

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at July 10, 2019 02:36 PM (gRSGs)

436 15 6 Diane Lane, Bon Jovi
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Bingo. You win teh internets today!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (OLNsx)

You go, Jordan61!

Posted by: m at July 10, 2019 03:20 PM (R3cOb)

437 The pictures of Diane Lane gave Jeffery Epstein bad thoughts.

Posted by: Moron at July 10, 2019 06:21 PM (EATOD)

438 "supporting roles in the 1974 Clint Eastwood film Thunderbolt and Lightfoot"


I thought EVERY role in that movie was a supporting role. 'Cause they were all propping it up......

Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (pNkYU)

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